The Moon Landing Hoax?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's happening on everybody? It's Drew. It is officially the
Drinking with Drew shows that time again. Yes it is Tuesday.
Bill's like fucking Monday because of this long ass weekend.
Not bitching though it was a great weekend, can't complain.
Little hot got rained on but still spent some time
riding out Saturday with some of my brothers out there

(00:21):
in Lakeland. Hell yeah, great times and ended out with
a couple cookouts. I'm hot dogged and hamburgered out. I
will say I can probably go without another hot dog
or hamburger for another good month. Brad, we're gonna have
you here unless you want to do the double table.
I didn't set the lighting up or the cameras up
for the double table, so I figured you guys would

(00:44):
be one and two. Sorry. So tonight we have a
pretty good pamphlet packed with Drew news. Brad Mader, the
Master of Metal is in house. He has a special
guest with him, his son Noah. First time on the
show for Noah. We have Pajama Joe, we have Lusty Laura.
Everybody's still getting in studio. I started before anybody walked in,

(01:05):
so I'm kind of premature at my starting at one
seven thirty though, so everybody else is late. So Noah,
you have that microphone right there, just talk into it. Nope,
not yet because you're on mute. All right, cool, try
it again. Yep, there you go. All right, you guys
will be on mute for a bit. Well, I do
my little monologue. Lusty Laura will be here shortly. Apparently

(01:27):
her and Joe are frolicking in the kitchen together. Do
I need to be worried about that? Brad?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Mm?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Probably? All right, son?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
How do you feel about farm animals?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I love eating them? So we did adjust a lot
of the microphone I did adjust a lot of the
microphones Friday, so we might have to do some adjustments tweaking.
We're gonna work that out throughout the show. Adjusted some
cameras because honestly, during that last show we had with
Bick Bega and a bunch of fucking people on here,

(01:58):
shit was nuts a bang. Yeah, so we're gonna work
that out. We'll get it. But yes, it is the
Drinking with Drew Show packed pamphlet. We do have a
Booter bang tonight, so tune in. We've got peanut butter
whiskey that we're trying now. I have technically tried this.
I think I'm not sure. I think I have. When

(02:21):
I did, I may have been drunk. But it's the
old smoky peanut butter whiskey. We're gonna give that a shot,
and yeah, we'll see how it goes. So let's get started.
It's the Drinking with Drew Show. My name is Drew,
I'm drinking and now from the Cats Florida dot Com
studios in Riverview, Florida. It's the Drinking with Drew Show.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Plumber's butt crack looks like boobs?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
All right, we are officially back. Laura still scrambling around
the studio. What what do you got going on over there?
I guess I'm gonna have to do the cameras for
a smidge. Brad Mader, I gotta adjust your camera. Hang on,

(03:56):
what's wrong with that? There we go? We got Brad
Mader in the house. What's up? Brad? Welcome to the show.
Not as shiny as you were the other day. Oh
you got you got a head on? Oh wait, try
it on. I try it now. You should be good.

(04:16):
You're good? All right, So Brad mad is in the house.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yes, sir, welcome, Thank you, first time being here, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You sound good though, hopefully this is going out the
way it sounds, because man, I spent five hours in
the studio the other day rehashing all this ship. So
we're gonna figure it out.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Those halls I look fantastic.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah all right, so you you you brought Mader Junior over? Yes,
I did. Jeuris is Noah, what's up? Noah?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
You are?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You are the first time guest on the Drinking with
Drew show. So well, I'd like to say we're gonna
take it easy on you, but that's probably not the case.
You want it all. You want the full effect, man.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh yeah, you want to full of that whole thing,
the whole thing I'm got. I already started with the
simply spiked.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh cool.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Yeah, something fruity.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Matches your shirt a little bit.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Yeah right, so that's good. I'm ready for it.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Cool man. Welcome to the show. But Jama Joe, Yeah,
I'm here, you're here, welcome.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
I don't care. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
So Joe had a big party yesterday, Well, yeah, thanks
for the invit.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
If you call eight people big, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, a lot of food, man, a lot of food.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
It was sort of a last minute like, hey, let's
have a barbecue tomorrow morning.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
So I it was like total of eight and nine people,
which was fine.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah, that's what we really need. Doesn't be too crazy,
not fancy. We're not trying to impress anybody. Last minute. Yep, enough,
what are you doing tomorrow?

Speaker 8 (05:41):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
All right, We're going to barbecue loasty. Laura welcome, thank
you for the work.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Red.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
You are Red, I'm very great. Whatever it is, what
it is, Chrystal Brook somewhere, I don't know where that's
Oh maybe it's way we're.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
There, I don't know, Yeah, probably I'm on the sun.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Added another light shocker. Yeah, I had.

Speaker 9 (06:04):
Every time there's something new on here, a camera she
likes the lights, a microphone aboard something.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
So yeah, I had hot dogs and hamburgers on Sunday,
actually had two. I had a hot dog in the
morning and then later later in the afternoon another hot
dog and actually it was anusage. But yeah, it's been
a very that weekend, man, a very you know, cookout
barbecue type situation. How's is Lisa han As? She had?

(06:36):
Just is she giving us some feedback on her sound
and what's going on? There.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
She's just appreciating the Beard Camp.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, so Lisa, you gotta let us know how it sounds,
because I redid everything, got the effects work. Yeah, we
got a lot going on. But Joe, what.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
Let's see it seems so exciting.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
You're my, you're my, my, my investor buddy here. So
did you hear the news there's a newdist colony that
is for sale. You want to go in on it? Yeah,
we need two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Dollars two point five million.

Speaker 10 (07:16):
Between ten people, right, so we got five here in
the room so that yeah, well we got.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
The guys that bought. You got the guys that bought
the island, right and beer Can Island they had like
three or four guys. They bought an island.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
They paid like tens of thousands, not millions.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, this is a newest resort. It's it's confirmed. Boobies
on the on you know we can so it's confirmed.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Is it like houses that people live there or you're
just buying like a resort.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Well, it's a community.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
They've got trailers, they've got the camp, a newdest camp,
and I'm.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Thinking it's going to be some fancy thing it's going
to be a fucking a hole in the middle of
the wood.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's a trailer It's basically, yeah, it's a it's a
trailer park. Joe.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh, that's a different story. I don't want to buy
a fucking trailer park.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Why.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
I mean, what's the size looking like, what's the acres like?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's like, it's no, it's season huge.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, it's much bigger season she said, it's much bigger
than that.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, I thought it was fifty acres.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
All because it's not a double wood fifty five.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
You want to sell if you want to make your
own colony there.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I said.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's a guaranteed income.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
So I think they have renters already, just like you
know there's people currently.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
On the Eyeland, on the on the lot.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I just want to know if it's all double wide.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
I never got any probably the area, That's what I'm talking.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Go for a little slap and tickle.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
But think about it, Joe. You have, you know, two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars investment. You're probably looking at
like ten.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Years to hold on. First time.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
You got to show it.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Oh gosh, he's got to use it. The first time
use it.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
He has to look at it, least inspect it. What
do you think it is?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
We're talking about nudists and you just got I.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Got something in my hand. I don't know who this is.
Why they'd be crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
You're pretty much on track.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Tell me smell it. Smell it, man, you smell it
and see what you can tell?

Speaker 11 (09:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Eight?

Speaker 6 (09:42):
How do you promote what? So you got someone bending over?
It was like, hey, drinking the Juicio right here right.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I was like, Joe, can make you a customer one
if you need it?

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Yeah, I need like two inches in diameter, shrunk like.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
This.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
This somebody hey man, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
You better find out it's family counseling show. This evening guys.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, this might flip on him. And he's like, yeah,
my son, wait does this me? A mom's not watching
perfect we can do whatever I want. She calls it were, oh,
thank you. My phone's on mute tonight, not taking any calls. Sorry.

(10:40):
So we've had a lot of calls over the last
couple of weeks and a lot of crazy guests. Let
me tell you, good guest. I like the guests magic,
you know, musicians, But man, when you just have like
a chill show, that is also good, you know, like
so nice just to have a chill show. You know,
not that I don't say nothing about the guests, because

(11:01):
we we loved having the guys with Patrick in and
good busy.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Show kind of you got a little bit. Yeah, man,
it was like screaming and man.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Especially when you have that many people in studio. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well also too, I was, you know, telling him this weekend.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
I'm like, I'm glad we're just having like a mellow
show this week because at this point, you guys are family,
So I don't care if there's dishes in the sink
around the counter.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
When you guys are here, it's like new people that's
been in the house. I'm like, ship now.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
That Brad brew the bathroom up before the show.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
So yeah, that's exactly what family does.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Made of smoothie and the I said, oh, I'm fucked
dropping and dropping log. That's what you were missing, Laura.
Is your fish lights.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Fucking fish lights. When the fish don't have lights, we
know where they're at.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
You got your fish lights on my own special camp.

Speaker 12 (11:54):
You are.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Thank you for reminding we were waiting Joe.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
When I was the whole like camera, I knew this
I was thinking, like, pick up what I was putting down.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
All right, So Brad, you are on the in LAWI
trust dot com camera. Not that you're getting a divorce.
If you know anybody that needs a divorce, give them
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(12:25):
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the show. In LAWI trust dot com.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Yeah, and he focuses on making sure that the men
get treated fairly.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
He does.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
He's a hair cap meo, that's pickles. She's wonder I'm
at so, Brad, I need my uh my Dean V
is completely jacked so well. I don't know. I didn't
do anything to it, but I mean I've tried to
play something about the e string will not stand tune

(12:56):
so the low Yeah, I don't know. I got it
figured out.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
It's not the weapon in case I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, I gotta do something with it.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
He was halfway through a manufactured chaos and it just
you know.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Pretty much we'll figure it out. Kaylors are pretty temperamental
if you starts.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's what I'm learning. I mean, it's not I love
I love the design of it, but I don't trust
it yet because I don't I don't completely understand it.
You know, not that I completely understand the Floyd Rose,
but I've had every guitar in my life had a
Floyd Rose, so I know if something's wrong this, I
gotta tweak this or that. I can do a little

(13:38):
bit on them. You know, I can't set them exactly.
But Kaylers, if you.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Were if you got brought up plane of Floyd Rose
and then you switched to a Killer, it's gonna be
kind of difficult and yapposite is true.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Right, So for the non guitarist, why don't you tell
us what the difference is between a Floyd Rose?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
And it's difficult to do without pictures. I need a
whole like yeah, you need a diagram and a whiteboard,
and I got needs like a shark board.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
Yeah yeah, hey, I can make him in my garage.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Actually know what you can take it from here? Go ahead,
different Floyd and the Killer. Oh yeah, so Taylor is
just chick you met to talking about like Mayweather. Okay,
I know about him. He's ruthless.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
And what was that one pink pink Floyd Floyd Rush
just match him something that Uh.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
I'm lost.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
You got it there. It's all y'all to your department.
I'm listening. I'm learning just out of curiosity. You know
what your dad's like, the amazing guitar player. Were you
ever like, get you're lucky here out of the house.
I can do your ass up, and we're gonna go
to see how you.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
He's out all this heavy metal ship and then he
goes home wheels on the bus man.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Yeah, he's pretty Uh he gets it all out at
the show and then.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
It comes from his chill. Yeah. He just plays with
the dog. Yeah. Does work in the and they garage
the cabinets.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of those. Been around those whole life,
seen them. I think ten years of my life, I
didn't even know what they were. I was like, he's
just carrying heavy boxes to hurt himself, I guess, And
that's what happened sometimes, you know, and then you know,
growing up seeing how they work, and so it's pretty cool.
He got pretty especially that what's the one that Kimmel
when you.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Got oh that yeah, that's my rig.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's like, that's the rig man, that's what they ca
that's so yeah. Now are you gonna you're gonna try
this peanut butter whiskey tonight? Yeah? All right, making sure
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I didn't, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
You know the whiskey, and I still have this like
you got to hold onto somebody to relieve you of it.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
What's your last name?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
It takes someone a second, but you know the blood.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
So we're good.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Yeah, this dude's.

Speaker 13 (16:06):
Listening to New York attitude, but you know, now it's
a place with like Floridian slain.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Yeah, but I'm toning it down today.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Hey man, let let it live. Let it just don't
get us canceled.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, first time on the podcast. I'm thinking, yeah,
I could ruin my career and.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
If I wanted to. And it's live stream, so taking
it back, no, taking it back. We're going at it
full force.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
Now we're locked in.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, yeah, you're good.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
So we're going to try the whiskey, Joe, how do
you why not? We're gonna just sip it, you know,
how we go along and well, we'll chat about some
ship as we go. I just kind of want to.
It's uh seven forty seven, so I figure if we
do a little bit now, by the time it kicks in,
you know, we'll decide if we want to do another one.

(16:57):
Because everybody has their own beer they're drinking. Everybody's doing
their own drink. But I want to kind of get this. Uh, well,
do you want to grab I mean, you can get
up anytime and grab something out of there. I don't
know if we have any others in those things.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Joe put some in there earlier.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
There's two Trullys in there if you want it, truly, no,
white girl.

Speaker 9 (17:17):
Yeah, I'm literally glowing white over here.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
It's perfect.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Simon's being the speed bump that he is.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Who's going to serve the drinks tonight though. The No, Joe,
you want to be the beer wind or the whiskey
winch we're doing.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
We just want Hey bought the Trulleys are on the
shelf on the top.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
If you want that. I bought how many bottles of whiskey, Joe?

Speaker 8 (17:44):
Eleven?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
All right, eleven bottles of smoky, old smoky whiskey that
we're going to be trying. You want over the next
few shows, I'll take one when like the whiskey it's
brought out.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Yeah, well he's gonna make me get it out now.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
We're breaking it out now. And this is ice cold.
It's been in the freezer for a week now, Simon,
get down.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah, no, do leg. It's a little leg.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, so I don't want to drink. He's a good guy.
He tries. Now, Joe, let me know if you have
problems getting this one open. Last week we could not
get the other one open.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
So yeah, he just freaking metal. Joe had to go
to his garage and get some plers.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Now. I would like to congratulate Joe and Brad on
their video except to nineteen Yeah that's crazy thousand, six
hundred kid. Yeah, now I am getting we are getting
some complaints guitar. Oh yeah, it's it's nineteen thousand, seven
hundred and now the other ones are like at six

(18:53):
thousand and.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Fourth, he has one mow in the grass and it's
what the ass I'm gonna do one cut my fingernails.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
We'll see you never know, man.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Well, no, it's like you go on TikTok you what
do you post on like YouTube YouTube.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
I mean, I have this one's coming out easy, that's
what she said.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, I haven't, I haven't. I do have a TikTok I.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Put.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I promised myself I wasn't going to do TikTok, but
I did end up getting TikTok. Like back in November, I.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Don't get on they canceled it.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, they were like, oh, we're going to cancel it,
but then they didn't.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Yeah, it's like different now it's not. It's not like
I feel like it was ruling, like especially through twenty
nineteen COVID COVID time.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
That's a lot, Joe.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I'll taste. That's when I only got four. So we
you and I can just share.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Joe's trying to get us skrunky you want, okay.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
I swear the Glasster clean some just we need it
was de scale.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's very thick because it's it's almost we need to
de scale our dishwasher.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
By the way, I saw a video and that's the term.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
You gotta do that. It's like cleaning it.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Thank you, Joe, give me both of us.

Speaker 9 (20:15):
We're not driving anywhere, so yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
He's gonna be sleeping with Simon the y.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, good on that.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
If it makes you feel any better.

Speaker 9 (20:36):
Simon has never bitten anybody and like torn in pieces
or anything.

Speaker 8 (20:41):
They almost tried to fight you today.

Speaker 9 (20:43):
Oh that's because I was giving him pizza crust and
he was getting real excited.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Now, before we start, I want to show are new.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
New logo.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I don't know why it's not and now from the
Caps Florida dot Com Studios in Riverview, Florida with Drew show.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Why buck crack looks like Boobs said, No, don't get
rid of that piece.

Speaker 14 (21:20):
Recognize that voice.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I did see you change some of the images.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
He took a certain person Aquaman.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
That's my favorite one.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
My dad, Wait, you got me twice?

Speaker 9 (21:59):
What I'm behind? I was looking here when I saw
the first time. Then I saw it here. Never mind.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Camera, lady cameras, thank you. I wrote the music right now.
So we adjusted for those. We added some AI images
that we've been messing around with. So yeah, and what
with that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we're discovering that I'm
two inches bigger.

Speaker 7 (22:21):
Now right for three or four?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I could use it on both ends?

Speaker 6 (22:32):
I will say that, real question, all right, genuine question.
I'll curve about here. Would you rather it was a
sacrifice an inch down below to gain an inch in
height or vice versa.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm so used to being short in both areas. I
don't care, So you can go. I will have.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Highly Losing an inch when you're eight or nine not
a big deal, but losing an inch when you wait, that's.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, that's that's already.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Is from only three inches from the floor.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I'll take me. Yeah. Yeah, Now here's the thing. I've learned.
To be creative in the bedroom. You got to learn
how to please without the wing. Uh So I don't care.
I mean, you know, either way, either way, yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
I'm like five eleven going to be six foot, like,
welcome to my work.

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Yeah, let me see I bred.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I'm good, Brad, you brought them good.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Yeah right, I'm like a fraction under five six, right,
so you get but you I laid down though.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
He's getting absolutely shredded though.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I mean, oh I was shredded when I was twenty
two as well. I mean, as long as you can
keep it up, and you know that's the problem, call
me when you're fifty.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, he'll do that one hell Auiji board by
your grave.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
For sure. Drink drinking, all right, So here's all we're
gonna do. No, I don't expect you. You're not gonna
shoot that whole thing. I don't. I would never.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
A sipper.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
So what we're gonna do?

Speaker 9 (24:17):
I mean maybe the younguns are taking them as shots.
Who knows what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Now, yeah, he's crazy. Kids do what you want to do.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
But I'm just saying you don't. We're not. We're not
doing the whole fucking shot at once. But anyways, Okay, you.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Got to make sure he's got he's gotta get ready.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
We prepare for this step. Now, don't tell us what
you think. Well, you're gonna tell us what you think,
but don't don't give us your number. We're gonna we're
gonna rate these one through ten, so give us give
us your thoughts. Just on your ratings. This is it's
like a two part smelling the old smoky peanut butter,
nice quick one. By the way, there's doubles. No, it's

(25:04):
it's so no number.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
You just want to think. It's l like, it's really
like not giving me.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Like is a killer peanut butter?

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Is you gotta know, it's like peanut butter and like
cough medicine.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Wow. No, but it's like.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
But it's it's not like a bad way, you.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Know, like like I I can definitely taste, you know,
a little.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
It's like even peanut butter and alcohol is in it.
We have peanut butter next week.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Smell alone.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
The smell alone smells like as really yes, okay, all right,
Brad it does right, We're gonna give it to Brad
next everybody.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, it does smell like.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
What you think. Yeah, it tastes likes.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
Yeah, it smells like it.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
By the way, Jason called your new intro cute.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Consensitive.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
We got words for YouTube, Jason, Joe, go ahead, true,
we can be relaxed, okay.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Bubbles.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Use he's talking.

Speaker 8 (26:20):
That's good man, Yeah, that is good okay.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
And I normally don't care much for the peanut with
the porters beers that you guys. Yeah, I mean, I'll
drink it, but I don't really care much for them.
This is fucking good man.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Joe's getting crumked tonight. We're wasting them bottle to you
gotta go to the office tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
This is yes, but this is better than the watermelon one.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Way way better.

Speaker 8 (26:45):
This is this is straight up liquid his pieces.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wow. Yeah, I want to go before me this time.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
That's the first.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
At least you get to go at all personal personal
Remember those inches we were talking about but.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
She shortened her bubbles.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
Oh my god, that is really good. And I you know,
I don't like this strong ship. This is so good.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, this could be bad.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
News is just like liquid peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
On the bottle of Joe. It's the proof.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
I don't know what I mean the bottles.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Wow, it's good. Danger will on camera? What you said?

Speaker 8 (27:40):
You can't drink on camera.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
The first test try you can all learn.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, that's very good. I will say this man, like
all the old smokies I've had so far, it's good,
very cold. Once that ship gets hot, I'm not thinking
it's gonna be a great taste. Definitely ice, Yeah, I
think ice it would be. That's what I'm saying. Exquisite. Yeah,
definitely sixty. Not bad. But it doesn't have an A

(28:10):
B B. It's just it's not an alcohol alcohol. It
just has the proof. Yeah, okay, not bad. I want
my my next one ice jokeohol, I want my next
one ice well, I'm not getting it, so, motherfucker, you're
gonna get up? Well, howd I know? And I would
have brought the ice cubes.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
We'll figure it out.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yeah, you hear that the mic.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
You're good, pretty good little humbo. Yeah, Joe, you like this? Uh,
keep scrolling through the I gotta take it off that. Yeah,
hang out. I don't know why I just started doing that.
When you hover the mouse over it, it's now giving
the sound real fast.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Sorry for mixing the I am on the ones and tubes,
but no, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, ioter bangs you guys tonight.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
We rate and just one?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Only one? What's a rating we're doing? Rating? Oh yeah,
we're gonna rade it. No, what's your rating? One through
ten on the peanut butter whiskey mm hmm, let's do ten. Well.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
I feel like I'm not as experienced as you guys
are drinking.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
You probably have a more under your belt couple of years.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
But it's good. It's smooth and it doesn't give me
that face. And the cough medicine wasn't a shy. It's
just an alcohol taste. It just reminds me. It's a
reminder it's like like nostalgic, you know. So I'm feeling
mm hmmm, I feel like a hater. After all y'all
said it was amazing. But I'll give it a good
like seven and a half because like, if I drank enough,

(29:51):
it start hurt my stomach a little bit.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, for sure, for sure. Yeah yeah. Now let me
ask you this, would you know what somebody was asking
you if they told you to spill the tea?

Speaker 7 (30:02):
Of course, what's drama?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's not even yeah, that's why she knows. Now I'm
getting it. It's a younger guy. It's a younger person.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
Saying it's not it's been around for a long time
to get old. It started in like the gay drag community. Wonder, yes, no, wonder,
I probably drag race first.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I've never heard of that background, but.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
I've heard of it for a while.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
But it's it's it's been at least and I had
never heard that term. And she threw it at me
like a month ago, And since she said it to me,
I've seen it three times and I've never heard of
it in my life. And I'm like the minute she
says and I'm like, what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Do you mean to spill the He's like, spilled the beans.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I'm like, spelled the beans the tea, And I'm like,
what the fuck are you talking about? Spilled the tea?
You know what that means. I'm like, spill the beans, Yes,
spill the tea.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
No, I think beans like it is probably like the
guy way, and then the tea is kind of like
a little more girly.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
That's like, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Camera, Yeah, play it back.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Any of you said that he would have done me
saying He's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Screw you, Dad, I know, I know you known you
too long, twenty two years.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
So you guys, you guys got to fill in on
that stuff. I can't get them anymore.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
All right, Brad, what's your one ten? What's your rating?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I'm giving us an iron man? Wow, I really like it.
But I agree with you. This warm would be pretty gross.
And but on ice, yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Need to keep it cold. We do have the whiskey
ball fucking ice cubes in the fridge. Fy I. I
thought we would be using them. Well, we would be
the big balls, like, yeah, the big circular whiskey balls.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
You know, I got the tray, I got the house. Yeah,
his fridge makes them.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
You have a oh they.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Do, I mean a bogie as our house.

Speaker 9 (32:01):
Yeah, that was a Black Friday sale.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Zero percent interest for twelve months. I got my trade
for fat outs, Joe. What you're rating one through ten?

Speaker 8 (32:18):
Solid?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Nine? Nine?

Speaker 8 (32:19):
Yeah? Solid?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yeah, Okay, It's no Johnny Walker gold or blue, but
it's solid nighte.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I agree. I think that's the best of all those
smoky drinks.

Speaker 9 (32:30):
Yeah, okay, I'm going to say nine only because I've
had the Cookie Dough and I like that one too.
But I would have said ten because I don't like
anything like this. So the fact that I like it
says a lot. Like I feel like there's no scale
for me. When it comes it's either a zero or
to ten. I either hate it or I love it.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
It is true.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, it's shocking when you like something. Holy shit, it's true.
I'm going to give it like a I'll give it
a seven and half like you. I mean, it's it's
it's good. But I'm good for literally probably like one drink.
Then I gotta go back to a beer because I
gotta mix that mix that in.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
You need a whiskey that tastes like a reeses you
need another one that tastes like an orio cookie, one
that tastes like a chocolate chip cookie.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
You guys are just lucky because, well, we're gonna bring
out the banana tonight, and I'm like, we can't do that.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
You got butt plugs and bananas.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Well you you want to say, right in wearing that
yellow shirt, we got banana whiskey, And then you talk
about dude.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
It's all a prank on the new guy.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Yeah, I'm in here for it.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It's sosable, it's all good.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
You look at that sick helly boo. Bang booter bang
boot bang bang.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
What does Joe say?

Speaker 8 (34:20):
I think a little boot because she's missing.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Keep bang, we all bang him.

Speaker 9 (34:28):
We're banging the car, he said, bang Brad and Keller
and Lisa.

Speaker 8 (34:33):
White against she was decided to have pizza projectors.

Speaker 12 (34:37):
All because I'm the one of those who's gonna buy
on that one.

Speaker 8 (34:39):
All right, I like that line right in the GasHole
right in the game.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
All right, we only have one bank one booter bang,
So you guys better do very.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Well at your rating and smash her pass.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Now, he told me this before.

Speaker 8 (34:59):
It's the only reason to come.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I did did say that you called it smash or pass, which, hey,
great name. I'm not knocking it, but got to that's
that's unique. I haven't heard.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Well, if you go on AI, Google's AI and you
search what is Buddha Bank, the show comes up.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, spell it the way that he spells it, and
it comes out.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
Is there a poster here, No, not yet?

Speaker 8 (35:23):
T shirts that says hashtag bank.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
It'll be here tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I got right, not tomorrow, is it?

Speaker 9 (35:33):
I swear anytime packages showing arouse all the time, it's
either me and books or it's him and something for
the studio.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
Because you can't get plants.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I know I have.

Speaker 9 (35:42):
I've shifted my obsession from things I can kill to
things that I could just collect dust and read later.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Plants, animals, plants.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
All right, Our one and only Bitter Bang for Tonight
ahead or strikes man and Mega hat at a Largo
park before battering officer. All right. According to an ARRESTAFFI,
David Laura Elizabeth Garrett leave it to those fucking Laura's
Laura La Laura Elizabeth Garrett, thirty three was at Northeast

(36:18):
Park and Paul Place, located at forty six thirty East
Bay Drive in Largo around five thirty pm when she
got into an argument with a seventy or seventy two
year old man wearing a mega hat shit During the altercation,
documents showed that the victim told investigators that Garrett hit
him on the back of the head and shoulder area

(36:40):
with a can she was holding before she jumped a
fence and walked away. According to report, Garrett admitted to
approaching the victim and questioning him about why he would
support President Trump before she poured before she poured the
contents of a can on his head. However, she denied
hitting the victim with the can. Uh. The documents goes

(37:04):
on to state that while Garrett was placed in handcuffs,
she intentionally dropped her full body weight in to the ground.
Bargo police officers, according to the documents, tried to escort
Garrett to the front of the park where patrol vehicles
were located, and that's when she wrapped both legs around
the officer, causing him to fall to the ground and

(37:24):
Bruce has little winky.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
Knee she tried to hump him.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
She did, police say she continued kicking and pulling away
from officers. Garrett has been charged with battery on his
person sixty five years or older man, law felony, battery
and a law enforcement officer, and obstructing and resisting an
officer without your legs.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Around them considered battery.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yes, I mean sexual sexual advancement. Maybe I don't know
about battery.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
They're piggy. They're pretty strict these days.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yep. So she's got two felony charge with.

Speaker 9 (37:56):
As many things as they can and then if things
fall off later, you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
But they're gonna get you for everything.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yep. All right.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
And she's a Tampa Bay local, she is all right.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
So Noah, you are the newbe on the show. Simon's
barking saying, hey, yeah, now here's the deal, Simon, Here's
here's how Bitter Bang works.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
You want to, but you can't.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
We're not asking to date this lady. We're not asking
for a relationship. Is she somebody you're going to boot
out of bed or bang boot or bank?

Speaker 8 (38:32):
But be careful.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
He didn't call, I didn't say I didn goes up
from the bomo.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
So, like, do you show what they look like after?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I'm gonna show you what she looks like.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Sure, Okay, so she got somebody that pulled the officer
down to the ground with her body weight.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, she smacked somebody in it. She smacked an.

Speaker 8 (38:50):
Old man with a can poured the contents.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
On her on his head, and then guy a little
natty during the arrest and got a little resisting charge. Frank,
you freak, but really good and bad. You know me.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
I like women that hurt so so so you know,
yeah you've seen the first first person.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
But you know.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
She got she it's the thing pulling the officer down,
like like you know, getting them and him falling and
getting hurt. You know, it could be you know, boosted
for the papers and getting her arrested maybe or the
or they got a weak cop. You know, you never know,
but damn a little bit of pressure though. It could
be like I mean crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Here's the thing. If you make a mistake, it's just
a bootwear a bank, you know, I mean, you make
those mistakes in life. You wake up the next day.
You know you're never gonna see her again. Yeah, like
your past relationships. She made mistakes.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Yeah, yeah, and I banged all yeah, it's gonna look chopped.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
We have killer of the comments banging and Lisa Booting.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Oh okay, Brad Mader, Oh yeah, you gotta put the
funniest son.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
Now, go ahead, the pressures on you.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
He knows my wife, now, you know we all here's
the thing, this is make believe World. No, so it
doesn't really necessarily.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Podcast podcast world.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You to the house.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah, my son's diving and why not?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah you got that, wouldn't bad appreciate.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
He's a real one.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
He's the devil.

Speaker 15 (40:40):
Ye, and I'm stealing the magna a little red all right, Joe,
Bang bang media bang legs around the cops.

Speaker 8 (40:55):
You wanted more?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
There you go, right, little aggressive leaves some bruises. All right, lusty.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Laura, I'm gonna say bang, I said, bang right off
the back.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah. She's got a political motivator, I do.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
And she's got a great name.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
And you know she probably threw a drinking the old
guy and he was just like, she hurt me whatever
PARTI or maga maga.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
All right, you already making me nervous.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, shout. You can't trust this, oh ship.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
Yeah right, here's that's a little methy you think, I mean.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Little that never hurt nobody?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
It did.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I thought it was like a Latina or something. Well,
here's the thing, you.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
Know, Uh no, latinas can't be named Laura.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
She would look better without that.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Latin she's been she's been hitting the pipe a little bit,
but you know that would work. She's working at Denny's.
But she said she's got blue hair.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
You know she does freaking that.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Works, true, but it's on what the hell? Yeah, I
look at it. It does work.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Yes, seventy your face covered.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Sometimes you gotta press that button. This is a second
or two. It's war. Here are okay?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Here you ready? There you go all wait on your
emails again?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Did you not see it? I can't of the camera was, yeah,
there you go, Okay, there you go. There you go,
Laura Garrett, a little scary. Come on the show.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Show this one's less scary.

Speaker 8 (42:40):
She's local. Tell we did a special on huh, and
she'll come.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
And sign a special.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Now we're not bringing We could get the hawk to
a chicken here now for ye.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Digital currency to come here.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
It's true. For a dollar.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
No, they tried to get her on what she wanted.

Speaker 8 (43:01):
Thirty grand.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Thirty grand yeah, now opportunity. Now, I will say this,
it's cheaper than buying the newdest colony.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Yeah, that's true, all right.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
So we can probably get her for like two hundred bucks.
Now it's very short, not that she's gonna fly down here, but.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I mean, Tampa's a popular place.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Because of the investigations.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
She didn't want to say nothing about the whole like
mean coin crypto, yeah, the crypto coin. But now now
she just put a video out like oh really, just
within the last couple of days, she put a put
a video out with basically an entire thing of like, oh,
I didn't really understand it.

Speaker 8 (43:44):
It was like a non apology apart.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
But do you think she understands it now? She didn't.
She had she hired two guys to make this coin,
and they fucking pumped it up and dropped it down,
pumping them things. Yeah a big time, Yeah, yeah all
the time.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
You know, No, allay like.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
He needs a Hawk tour? No got the hat?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Break I bought that straight straight from her too, like
not from like one of the like directly from the
one she was signing with.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Oh yeah, my friend has that on his uh his
Facebook dating. He says he needs I need that a
one Hawk tour And I'm telling him, I'm like, you
should probably take that off.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
I think here's the thing for long term doesn't.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Matter because if one out of fifty women respond to it,
that's still good ratios.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
Right, seriously, I mean people of Florida, there's a lot.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Here's the thing, man, If you walk up to five
hundred women a day and you say do you want
to fuck? I have a condom, at least one is
going to say yes. But then you just got to
ask a lot Just what the sales this. I'm a
sales guy. I've been in sales a long time and
a lot of companies. People hate getting turned down and
they hate getting that fucking no shut the door in

(45:05):
your face. But when you apply it to dating, it
works the same way. You could be the worst motherfucker
in the world. But if you ask enough fucking women,
one's going to say yes about the stupidest ship you
ask him. So just for the people out there, and
that's how I met my wife. Yeah, okay, I mean.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
You number four hundred and eighty six. That's yes.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Timing in life, man, timing is everything. He kept somebody
at the wrong time, the right time, the special place.
Oh yeah, whatever happens man, it's.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Like you, Hey, what's that in fun of you?

Speaker 7 (45:40):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
D I mean you can always just literally throw it
back at Brad and be like, dude, I don't want this. Actually,
can we just talk? He likes it, he likes it
like the whiskey, nice and cool. I'm viking, tell him,

(46:02):
tell him the true story behind the make.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
But it's a POxy resin, and I have what's called
the d bubbler. It's basically like a negative chamber. It
pulls like all the bubbles out of the resin, and
so I left it in there way too long and
it instantly cured right away.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
Instead of being able to.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Help him, Joe explain to him what you were trying
to make.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
It's the shape of a cup.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
If you can't know, it was in a plastic cup
where I was mixing it. It was going to pour
it onto the signly cured right away. It hardened right
away on me. So it just it ended up like
exploding like it sounds.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Sexual, very sexual story blew. Yeah, well, I mean.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
Exploded. Everyone that's come on the show has had to
use it at least once.

Speaker 13 (46:52):
Yeah, I mean, so that's why I got the yellow tin.
It was, it was clear, and it's got that.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I remember blacking out and the first time I was
ever used some of the roof.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
That's why, that's why, Simon, why Simon smiles.

Speaker 16 (47:16):
At you every time her It was like, you don't
even know, you don't know what's about to happen.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
All right, Joe, are we going to do a refill?
If you want to film, can you can you? I
would like a fucking ball of ice.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Okay, keep talking, I'm not changing cameras. I'll get the balls, all.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Right, Laura's going to get some balls of ice. In
the meantime, it is time for Drew news. Well, you're
gonna hear everything you need to know to talk bullshits,
your friends, news, true news, and I'm gonna be the

(48:01):
new singer I must not kill.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
And you play guitar too, a whim not like the sky.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
But this guy, yeah, you're right, yeah he got he
got his own little fingering habits.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
You know, I got to learn how to get like that.
But as far as every guy should have his own
fingering habits, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Him playing keyboards though, yeah, he smokes me on that.
He's actually really good played he'd be amazing on keys.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I got it in the house. I've been practicing. They
do a little bit of mc miller.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
You know. Mc millar got a good set of piano Cordon,
he got a.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Good ear for that.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I've told you that since day one, you should really
play more.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Anything anything musically obviously was coming from him. So no, man,
give it a fat PLoP.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
You heard that.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
No, But yeah, anything musically. We started with the drums
back in the way, back in the day. I started
with the drums, and I was doing that for a while.
Set here, you grab me another beer out of there,
jets to Yes, get to it.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
You're slaving away.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It's the way it works.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
I could take care of the next one.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
No one anyway, Yeah, anything musically has been with him.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
With the drums. That was our block. What I thought
I saw a big spider. But I think it was
Simon's hair floating around. I think it is something I
swear to God that I thought I saw a big
ass go spider or some ship. It's Florida.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Well there was a what did you have?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Joe had a love bug on earlier. That's a fucking
love bug who gives a season? Thought I saw a
six inch spider jump off the ceiling just about rooms
before the show.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Drew in this house is getting burned down.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
The whole house is speak speaking of the I was
sprunning down yesterday kind of smoky over here.

Speaker 9 (50:03):
No, this whole weekend, we had three fires within like
five ten miles of us.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
Yeah, government, that's what it is probably telling you, three
days straight smoke.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I was wondering what that was.

Speaker 8 (50:14):
I got money, I got conspiracy, theorist thing.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Right now, we're gonna go off the fucking chain. I
got some Drew news. It's gonna fuck us all up.
Oh boy, here we go. I'm gonna believe it too much.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
Well, the first one was apparently a lightning strike at
Alifaia State Park, right, and then the second one was
over on Balm somewhere that was close close to us,
and the closer yesterday today today was.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
The other one.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Yeah, longest cameras seems very far away.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Well, yeah, it's kind of shows the drinking with Drew
logo and then our boobs trying to ultra wide, trying
to get them all in together. Who I don't get
myself canceled?

Speaker 16 (50:59):
All right, that's funny, I understand yeah, that one where
it's like, literally, I've known you guys so long, I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Even see that. It's just like, jeez, you know, the
camera would be.

Speaker 7 (51:15):
I gotta get this longer boobs.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Jesus Sorry, he's a married man. He's not allowed to
let I'm fucking blind. No, I mean, every once in
a while, you know, you gotta get sexual with Laura
and have her, you know, wear that top.

Speaker 9 (51:35):
Well, when the show first started, he had me listed
as liberal Laura, and I was offended because we had
a friend who would come out here. Her name is Casey,
and he had her as sexy Casey and I was like,
and he was like.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Listen, and I'm like, who are you dating? Like it
sounds like you're.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
Dating her with like all these great adjutives describing her
and whatever else. So then I tell Hi, I'm like,
I'm gonna bitch about it on the show, like I'm
gonna bring it up, We're gonna talk about it. So
I pull up the website on the show and he
had changed it from the time I was like at
work into the show, and so then he changed it
to Lusty another l and I was like, so it stuck.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Since then, you're.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
A smooth guy. He knows how to put out the.

Speaker 8 (52:23):
Fire.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Arsonists can start a fire and put it out at
the same time.

Speaker 17 (52:30):
Look, I.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Never met that chick, right, Jason. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
It's been a while since she's been out here.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah, it's been a long while, A long time. She
might come out. She's got some ship going on. But
here's what it is. Can't do nothing about that, all right,
So here's what's weird. I'm gonna have you guys listen
to this, and I want you to tell me what
you're gonna get.

Speaker 18 (52:56):
The most intelligent computer in the world called the Google
Neural Network, and it has a deep fake detector program
that's never been wrong. You feeded a video of Biden
or Trump, it'll tell you in one second whether it's
real or not.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
They fed at pictures of the surface of.

Speaker 18 (53:12):
The Moon from the unmanned Chinese probes when twenty fourteen
said the real Every Apollo picture it said was fake.
It had a fake backdrop. It was taken in intelligence studio.
That's the most intelligent computer in the world. They can
understand the pixels one of them. It suggested that this
wasn't even a full sized little module that it was

(53:33):
a miniature, and that's how they were able to do
wide landscapes because one of the astronauts' figures, the AI
said was a miniature because the footsteps shadows.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Weren't normal the way a.

Speaker 18 (53:48):
Person would walk, that they were stamped in there with
a fake footprint.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
Now, nasty Randie's previous job.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (54:01):
He does.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Going way back deep. That was deep, Joe.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I didn't know he was that old.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, so what do you guys think. I don't know
anything about this guy. I haven't researched who this guy is.
I don't know anything about him. I just saw that
posted up.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
And then conspiracies that the moon landing.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Was Here's the thing, as our technology advances, and the
moon technology and our flight to the Moon, if you
want to call it, that was so old, our technology
is catching up to the fact that it's more difficult
for us to believe that this shit happened with the
technology they had back in the fucking sixties. And now

(54:42):
the technology is coming out to really dig into the
images and the sound and the frequencies when they were
on the fucking you know, talking to the NASA and
the communications and people are really really digging in to
did we fucking land on the moon?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Okay, so here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
This is so old now other than we didn't make
it to the moon first and everyone was lying, which
it's the government, so of course they're lying. Probably like
why does it matter at this point because it's like
a huge everyone's.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Dead that would have been involved pretty much.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Or well that's what they're saying about the JFK thing too.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
That's the reason why they killed JFK because he actually
wanted to go to the moon and they just wanted
to fake it.

Speaker 8 (55:26):
So after they killed them, they had the fake.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
How many reasons do are there out there conspiracy theories
as to why JFK was killed? There's so many. Wait,
Jack was killed sixty before the moon landing.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
He was killed in sixty three, and the moon landing
was was in sixteen sixty.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Oh for some reason, I guess you.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Know Brian Adams saying about it the same year as
as Woodstock I was born.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
You were born in sixty.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Nine summer, so you didn't go to Woodstock then.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
I was he was he was swimming around a little
unless I was three months old, So what do you.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Think, I mean, do we have the technology now do
you think this guy's legit? And saying I.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Think honestly that the quality of your answers depends on
the quality of your inputs and the inputting photos that
would taken way back when the quality of the photos
were not very good.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
I think it was real at the time. But because
the analysis now is expecting.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
The quality of a photo that you can take now
when you're putting it in shitty input all right.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
So that could not easily be done if they submitted
a photo of the Civil War and they would say, now,
if this photo is faked because it's too pixelated.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
That's what I'm saying. Like, if you had an old
photo put in Billy, I would imagine.

Speaker 8 (56:47):
There's like three known photos of Billy the kid.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Now, Joe, go to Google AI the photo. Uh, you're
the guy that does it.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
It's a lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Put in a photo of your wiener and tell us
if it's too pixelated, hill too small to detective, they
analyze it for you.

Speaker 8 (57:06):
You should get this to.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Uh he wasn't. Yeah, it was was four, So I
get it.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
Yeah, Like, uh, it's hard to say.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
I see a lot of people I see a lot
of posts they talk about, oh yeah, how it was fake,
same thing with a bunch of big things that have
happened in America.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I know.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
Obviously there was a big race back in the day.
It was beat Russia, right.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Yeah, there was. There was a race of the Moon,
race of the Moon to be Russia.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Yeah, right, who had the better rocket building capabilities that
can actually survive to the mook? Is it possible for
them to be like, yeah, let's just fake it and show.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Everybody that we're better, even though we're really not. Like
we were making a lot of good movies back then too,
we did have the technology in the movie studio to
do we had the Yeah, we definitely made Star Wars. Yeah,
and I thought that was real. Yeah, and then and
it was Star Wars.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
It was just like most of those landscapes were like painted, right,
they were all like painted shot like models.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
And stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean have you seen have you seen
the fucking the fucking rover taken off from the moon
totally Star Wars just like it's like.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Star Wars.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Yeah, I don't know, so, I mean, is it I
don't get proof of it, but I mean it's I
think it's a chance that it could have been faked.
But at the same time, I think, like she like
lower says, she just like why does it matter, because
like now I feel like people can really.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
Go there, we got Tesla or nobody has.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Actually landed in space walk since then seventy four.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Then they just know what China was on the moon,
the land India, but.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
They didn't land, not pe feet okay India. India's landed
a little modular on the Moon, but they're all going
to the south pole of the moon now now alleged. Also,
China has a whole project on the dark side of
the Moon that we don't even know about, that.

Speaker 8 (59:07):
Called Project Pink Floyd.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
That's called.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
That was that was another conspiracy why we never went
back because of the dark side of the moon.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
The aliens they went back.

Speaker 8 (59:21):
They were back like four times until like nineteen seventy three,
but they didn't walk.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Yeah they did, no, but did they Yeah, Apollo eleven
was the first one to land, but that's not the
only one to land. I was like, there was like
three or four landed after that landed.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
But walk yeah, sure, yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
I could definitely see the conspiracies because the race with
Russia and everything. I don't think we walked to that point.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
I think when was the one when Collins played golf
or something on the moon.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
That wasn't the same walk That was the.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Next one, right, Yeah, that was like two or three.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Yeah, I think there were three or four within within
a company.

Speaker 8 (59:55):
Really good making that movie and seventy.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Damn we good at this. We do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
We've got some sequels coming.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Let's do it. Uh, let's have a hit a call all. Yeah,
and it hasn't hit Saturn yet. The fucking space still
the longest shot and kind of going up.

Speaker 11 (01:00:13):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
I saw things about the space the space station itself,
the people on there, all of that being like faked
and they're attached to harness.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Now. I don't doubt that the space station is. I
think that's legit. The problem is I don't think we're
being told everything about the space.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Station and being decommissioned now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah, but they're building probably a fucking floating hotel up there, man.

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
Yeah, they're working on another one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
I saw it's gonna be the next newdest colony more
than t.

Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
I have a text from a viewer says, did they
produce the moon landing footage in exchange for government influence
to an honestly purchased like Buena Vista for like pennies
on the dollar. It's my whole big business and government
conspiracy like your brain work.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
And that's about right, because what you did Disney World.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Open, yeah, like in the seven because they had to
build it seventy four.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Yeah, yeah, that'd be.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
That's also they got the poverty for like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I believe it. I like conspiracy, like I believe I
don't need any.

Speaker 8 (01:01:22):
Vacuum typical Republican, I don't need fact.

Speaker 19 (01:01:33):
The dogs when it feels right, when it feels right,
it just feels right. Joe, the cats they were eating dogs, Joe, Yeah, right,
all right, Joe. Would you for Brad what he's married? So,
I mean, would you in exchange if Christy said I'm

(01:01:57):
going to go out of town for a month.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
To Christy, that's true. I'm talking about you.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Significant other, well, his significant all that goes out of
town a lot in New York.

Speaker 8 (01:02:08):
Right now, I think I'm going to Amsterdam for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Lunch for real, No, for real.

Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
You know, she goes out, gets a little token token
and then comes back.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
You think, yeah, I told people that, and they think
I'm like a silper spoon mass kid that like Amsterdam
or wherever you like.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
No, it's not like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
That been by that blew everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
That blew everybody's fucking mind when I said that was great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It's so funny because it makes you sound so boogie.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
But you gotta laid back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
We're only watch we're only in first class.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
We would have lunch, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
So while she's in Amsterdam for a month, Uh, if
you were able to make a sex doll that looked
like your significant other, chrasy, would you do it? Show
the photo?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Hold on, I want you guys to look at it.
We were the drastic difference that this man made between
his girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
She made it, not him, and the second she provided
it to him. She provided it to him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Put on two different items and they're strapped across the chest.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Well, it's like her with like fucking aspergers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Like the face is a little fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
She doesn't she doesn't have the glasses on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Okay, but like now the speak, let's back up.

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
So did you do this for him?

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Her boots not nearly as big as that was his input.
So yeah, that's why he's smiling.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Looks like he's proposing to the doll.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Oh my god, he dropped the bag on that too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
You know those things are expense like, yeah, like eight grand.

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
We were talking about them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Up no, down to the dollar and said, or so
I've heard I.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Think months ago where we were talking about the dolls
coming out of China that they're so advanced you can
pick all the different styles and then they have AI
built into them that they can have entire conversations with you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
There was a post in twenty fifteen that said on
Twitter it said, we're going to be having sex with
robots in the next ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah, there's this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
I've sometimes I feel like it's just that they're getting
more advance it's going to be like I built into them.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
A real life You're going to do this a real girl,
and it's just now it's gonna be all robot. No,
I've seen It's like I saw this one dude, you
know the Oculus three. Yeah, the camera and stuff like that,
and some dude got a robot on with the jiggler
on it. And when you put the when you put
the camera on, it's this big titty anime girl standing

(01:04:53):
right in front of you, jerking your slonger.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Bro, It's crazy. I've never seen anything like that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
And think about it, we got five more years, of
five more years, but you're gonna have five more whole
like probably technology.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah, we gotta think about it this way. I'm I'll
be fifty one in a few weeks, a couple of
weeks whatever. I hope, but I'm gonna guess I'm I'm
probably you know, twenty years of good orgasms. I'm gonna think,
I mean, seventy, I can still have a good orgasm,
I think, you know, until I like they're gonna have

(01:05:28):
I hope, I hope at some point in that twenty
years they come up with literally no pun intended, come
up with something that you know, prolongs the the goodness
of sex and love of life and whatnot. But if not,
you know, Laura is not gonna want to bang a
seventy year.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Old, so you think I'm not going to age well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
But still you know who wants to I'm just saying, maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
We'll just go for younger. You never see two old
people unless they're really like happy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I don't know, but I'm just like that's not a thing.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
Yeah, yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
My literally, I say this because my, because you're not old.
You're like, like I think about it like Maya Willa
and a Willow. They married to the to the day
he passed away. They didn't sleep together. They was in
a separate rooms maybe, and that was just like I
think when you get old, it's like they're watching a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Of I Love Lucy and they have a separate but yeah,
that's the Puerto Rican household for exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Well, there's more to it. They didn't divorce each other
like regularly. If the world pod is available to take
care of me, maybe it just keeps her from having
to deal with the headache, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
And she's like, you know what, let him deal with
the no point a headache anymore, and she can nicknamed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
The doll headache and instead of taking care of me,
she can mo the lawn.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
That'd be nice by them complaining.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
I don't know what does the future hold. We really
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
So it's gonna be West World meets Bleaded Runner, right,
so it's gonna be like that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Robot something I thought you were going to go with
eye Robot me shift, I robot.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
They didn't look like human beings though they were robots.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
They really faces the ship that sucks right now, West World.
That silicone feels good, I guess. But the eyeballs are.

Speaker 13 (01:07:19):
Not right like they're like the eyeballs are like like
right now, please if you do a intro thing that
I can't say what.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
But they need to work on the eyeball thing and
the voice, like you gotta figure that out because without
the voice and the eyes, it's lacking.

Speaker 9 (01:07:45):
Yeah, because you have like Alexa and she can change
her voice now, so they should pick up whatever technology
they're using.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
The should be able to make the voice sound just
like hers for me, not you know, not throughout the world.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
You can buy my voice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Yeah, you can buy voice voice chose like, what's that number?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
But where can I get the all of the shows?
Just as we speak right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Now, I'll change the cameras. You can get the ice.
God damn it, give me the pack.

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Give me the pack.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
It's sign jumps and you just push them out of
the way. No, you can do that now. GPT.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
You can have the the texting it. You can just
talk to it. They have a bunch of different moods.
They name them like they name him weird names.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
Though not like conventional names.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Like one of the names is just Monday and it
sounds like a bitch, what do you want? It's just
like it's it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
It sounds like she's had enough.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
No, like it's just all the other ones are super cheery.
They're all like cheer, like you don't do something with yourself?

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
Yeah you're literally talking right now, enough for that on
my real wife.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
But like, yeah you can, you can do it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
And the voice stealing our scene, like you know, you
can just type in make make yourself something like Trump
and then bakes and sure.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Let me tell you, Drew, it's all about this.

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
We could all sound like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
The greatest Well we have Jason Mader over there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
It's all about the metal.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
It's all about the metal. Also robots or made of
metal with the metal now speaking of a special type
of metal. Brad a mysterious metallic sphere that was recovered
after flying through the air in Columbia has been scientist baffled,
with many speculating it's the UFO. The bizarre sphere was

(01:09:42):
recorded flying over the town of Bogat and western part
of the country in March before landing and being confiscated UH.
The orb, which reportedly weighs about four and a half
pounds and was cold to the touch when found, had
etched into a series of ancient looking symbols, including ruins

(01:10:04):
and characters from the off gam Laura off gam O,
G H A M and Met Bostaman writing systems.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Meta, what did I say? Potato?

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Potassium mess potassium.

Speaker 7 (01:10:46):
Pot we're learning words today.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
It had mesopota writing systems. Locals claimed that the object
is of alien origin, and even researchers old.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
But it's an old that's what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
It's off Teddy salad.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
We're on another planet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
They sent.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Plane, Oh my god on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Listen, listen, that's the album. Locals claim that the object
is of alien origin, and even researchers admit they can't
say where it came from.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
It was probably three D printed. No, it's got a
little drone.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Ball you off it is an artificial origin, and that
it shows no evidence of welding. It is internal and
its internal structure is composed of high density elements. More
testing is needed to establish its origin. Doctor the last
Quez said in the video, and we all try to

(01:11:56):
go to the last quez Uh. The research studies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
The research team studying the orb said, we interpret it
as a message to humanity, encouraging a collective shift in
wieners and consciousness to help mother Earth, especially considering the
current issues with pollution and environmental decline.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
That's where I.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Wonder like when they start specifically saying like the earth
and the environment, then I'm like, it's man made.

Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
As soon as you touch it, it's going to kill
everything in like a six mile radius.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
The object was spotted zipping through the sky, defying movements
of traditional aircraft, said a member of the research team,
David Bells of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I just tried for that episode where he was doing
like the old.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Says. No official reports or scientific analysis have yet confirmed
the claims that a metallic sphere fell over Boga, but
multiple eyewitnesses reports have been made it's Buga b.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
U g Aga.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Mussan provided coked up something. Probably Mussan previously sparked debate
after making unconfirmed claims that he had discovered alien mummies
in Peru.

Speaker 8 (01:13:21):
Coca Leaves.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
One of the men who found the sphere, named only
as Jose, felt sick for days after touching the orb,
Postro said, when I poured water on it, it started
to smoke and the water vaporized immediately, he added outside,
Mussan's team found that the sphere had irregular edges, indicating

(01:13:44):
that it is a solid object. It had a dense
regular sphere. It has no large in the corner. It
had a denser outer layer close to the density of
a human bone. According to researchers, X rays also eighteen
small dots within the orb, arranged in a pattern. They

(01:14:05):
believe these small spheres may have been placed inside the
object before it was sealed, although the lack of any
visible signs of assembly and X rays make this all
more puzzling. There's a sign of the X ray.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
It's like a brain.

Speaker 8 (01:14:19):
Maybe it's an egg for a robot baby.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
So this seemed just like fell out of the sky
and they found it or part way.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
It was hot.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Yeah, sure, yes, scroll up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
We had all the ID that earlier.

Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
It's not like the pool out of the airline planes, right,
and they dropped.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
It could be somebody could have had extra fiber in
their smoothie.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Now, look, I don't that's that weapon and Halo.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
I'm a believer of ship outside the world. I'm not
gonna say this is real or not. But the more
we keep on rejecting ship when we find it, if
you're just gonna be closed off and say no, it's
not real, the minute a fucking spaceship lands in your
front yard, you be.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Like, oh no, Rue. Well when somebody shows the basking
for sugar Water run.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Wearing an Egger suit, mm hmm, Joe got Is that
a man in black joke? It was?

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
I thought you were gonna go with Joe Dirt where
we find the atomic bomb. It turns out to be
a tank from the r V or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Another beer.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Yeah, I don't know Joe Dirt quotes. I know men
in Black quotes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
I can do the men in Black impression.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
Ready, go ahead, you're on recording to make this look good.
That was actually really good, really terrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
Been one of them that could have been.

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
Yeah, from my neighborhood too.

Speaker 7 (01:15:49):
Yeah, plenty of UK the space talk.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Yeah, I got all kind of ship my sleep. All right,
So let's falls into Laura's new family friend. All right.
Her sister got a pig, So Michael parents cooked his
cooked and ate his childhood pet pig. And he didn't
find out until he was an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Okay, here's my question.

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
So have the FFA like future Farmers of America where
they raising pigs and goats and cow whatever, and then
they sell them at the end of the season or
whatever they call whenever the year is over, the county
fair four purposes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Of meat or breeding or whatever it is.

Speaker 9 (01:16:32):
So was this one of those things and the parents
were just like, oh, we sold it, but really they
just cooked it and gave him breakfast sausage or was
this like oh, he had a pet and then they're like, fuck,
we have no money, we need to eat and you know,
a little porky pig.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
I don't know much about his upbringing. Was he that
broke what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
I feel like we need the backstory to how we
got a pet pig.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Now here's the thing. If you have a pet pig
as a kid, and it disappears and the next day
you're eating sausage and fucking you know bacon, right, But
I put two together.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
And but if you live on a farm, not every
fucking animal there is your pet. Yeah, Like they're meant
for for breeding, for for food, for money. That's a lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
If you live on the farm, don't make it your pet.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
We've got a lot of fish, and honestly, and.

Speaker 8 (01:17:18):
If I get hungry, I'm coming across when we got
we have.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Two fish that are big, man, and honestly, if they
died tomorrow, I might.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
You would not do that one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
But they're big. We haven't named them yet. So when
you name your pet, that's when you can't eat it.
That's yeah, you know we haven't named it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Well.

Speaker 9 (01:17:37):
I stopped naming the koi in the pond because I
would name one attached to it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
It would like just everyone ever get a pig and
just name it Bacon. Yeah. I told my sister named
her peg, but she didn't quiggly Bacon. There's so many names. Yea, Holly, Holly,
how terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
And I told her that too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yeah yeah, grandmother, Yeah, that's my grandma. So Joe, Yeah,
that's not no more pennies. You see, you got the
pennies with the little water cannon, with the fucking big
old pennies. You got a thousand pennies in your water cooler. No, no,
you don't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
My dad does. So he was he's been picking up
pennies since in the nineteen sixties.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
So now pennies are got like a penny, they were
like a million. They stopped circulating pennies. I guess that's
everybody's ruddering.

Speaker 8 (01:18:34):
Still millions, billions of pennies out there, the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Venture adventure, they're going to disappear, right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
The thing is is they is they last years upon years.
Like you pick up coins. It's like, oh, this coin's
been sitting on a floating around for forty years. Like
it's not like they're gonna been any shortage of pennies
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Or do you think people are going to start hoarding
them because they think that they're.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
Going to be like, oh it worth now, I think
it'll take like fifty years.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
You think that long? Yeah, I got made five years, fifteen, maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
Fifteen, But now like fifties when you'll see them like, oh,
this specific penny with this specific year and it is
like really rare, and they already have those.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
No, so it's like, I say, fifteen years only because
of the fact that nobody, nobody really uses money anymore
and ninety percent of what you do is on the
credit card. There's a few things that you need actual
cash for and you're like, yeah, I'll just buy it at.

Speaker 8 (01:19:25):
The stand next door, and that doesn't take money.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Well, restaurants are gonna stop doing the it's nineteen dollars
in any three cents, it's gonna be it's nineteen dollars
and eighty five cents. Yeah, they're gonna round up right,
it's gonna be nickels, and now you're gonna get nickels back.
So in the long run, it's gonna cost us. But
I mean, you would also probably not do anything with
that three cents to begin with, exactly good. So it's
people like, but you aren't doing anything with it, but

(01:19:51):
I will. I do think people are gonna start hoarding
them just when they hear this. It's like going to
the fucking Sam's and buying the toilet paper when the
hurricane's coming, and they're gonna start collecting pennies and you're
not gonna see the monk cars. I still got to
get my Pokemon cards.

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Yeah, I triggered something.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
I think I have a couple that maybe working.

Speaker 7 (01:20:13):
You have any Black Target.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Black No, I have, it's just the second edition.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
She doesn't collect the black.

Speaker 11 (01:20:21):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:20:21):
It's like it's literally like second it's not like the
first edition. It's like the second one. These are like old,
they're from like my youth. Oh damn, no, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
You said didn't have any Like damn, that's all that's
worth some ship.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
That's the money.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Tonight, person, person, look at them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
I'll take a look at them.

Speaker 8 (01:20:52):
That's my boy, not worth anything. Don't give you ten bucks?

Speaker 9 (01:20:55):
Well no, because we were at we did the pawn
Stars that TV show, the George Traveling.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
No, so the kid was like it was a bull
bazar that he was interested in.

Speaker 14 (01:21:05):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Right, No, I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:21:10):
She does.

Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
But he's like, oh, these can go from anywhere from
like you know, ten bucks if it's ship, up to
like you know, ten thousand dollars. And I'm like, go, fuck,
how do I know the difference. He's like, well, you
have to like send them in, they get graded all
that other stuff. And I'm like, well, I don't know
who to do that, like I don't know, never looked
into it. He goes, well, i'll give you like fifty
bucks for the card.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
I go, what the fuck?

Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
I'm like, you text me and I'll like, you know,
get it checked out or whatever. And he never texted me,
but I'm like he was just trying to like worth
a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
I don't know if you don't know about it, Yeah,
getting ingraded.

Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
They check.

Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
They check everything from like the placement of the print
on the physical card, like they measure the diameter of
like the blue lines on each side all the way
up to like if they have any fading or anything
like that. And they have a rink. It's ranked like
with like letters for one thing and something for numbers too.
Yeah they can be Yeah, they can be worth a lot.
I saw this one dude. He just bought like eight

(01:22:04):
hundred dollars. I don't even know what it was, some
rock pokemon, some some rock thing, but they're worth They're
worth a lot. And I mean, I don't get into
the Pokemon because I feel like now it's getting a
little oversaturated, Like you should see a target before they
open in the morning, and they like restock and stuff
like that. Oh my god, it's bad, Like yeah, no running,

(01:22:26):
like it's just people flocking to the to the Pokemon.
Like they have the little stand to stand. It's just
like on the ground in fifteen minutes with nothing left
in it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
It's so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
It's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:22:36):
During COVID, when I was working from home more, some
news thing was on and they were saying a first
edition charge are sold for like two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars, and I look at that thing and I
just bought like this organizer thing because I have a
shit toeind of like sports cards too, again from my youth,
So like I'm like, I don't know how much these
things are worth, so I'm just trying to like sort

(01:22:57):
through them because they're all just like thrown into a box.
But I saw that there was Pokemon cars in there.
So then I see this news article and I'm like
I have that fucking card, and I'm literally thinking that
I'm like sitting on a half a million dollar, like
a quarter million dollars, and I'm like, oh my gosh.
I go and I finally look at it and he's
on a work hall and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Like, this is the same card. I'm like, this is
the same card, thinking that I have so much money
in my hand.

Speaker 9 (01:23:18):
But then I realized that the one that went for
a lot of money didn't have this shadow, or maybe
it did have the shadow. Whatever it was, there's a
shadow either around or not around and I have the
opposite of what it is, but it's still one of
those it can be worth something. So I'm like, I
gotta go figure out somebody who knows what they're talking about, because.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
My ten percent share, you I could, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Gonna buy it with it, like you just hand them
one Pokemon car.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Here you go, sir, here's my down payment.

Speaker 17 (01:23:48):
No, people buy people on the door, not shit, a
midgel you in that word.

Speaker 6 (01:24:03):
No, But yeah, people people these days by by everything.
I even online stuff. I played games like a counter
Strike for years. I don't know if you've ever been
on there, but they have just the skins for the
guns on the game. They don't do anything. They just
make the gun look cool. Have no clue for a
couple of bands, a couple of thousand dollars. And like
when it gets to the knives, like they have the online,

(01:24:25):
the knives are the really like expensive things.

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
I've seen one knife or not.

Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
Yeah, this is a digital knife, digital nothing, no digital nfe.

Speaker 6 (01:24:33):
No, No, I've seen him sold for my friend opened
one while I was at the gym. You know, I'm
in there working out, trying to He calls me, facetimes
me he got a butterfly knife on the game. It's
worth sixteen hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
What just nothing physical?

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Nothing? I don't you sell some stuff from a game?
I remember you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
Yeah, I got a pistol one time because it's like gambling.
It's just online gambling. That's all it did, and you
just open cases.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
It's a fake pistol, like uhh yeah, this is all
counter Strike Global Defensive, just.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
The skin around the guns. So it makes sense that's
what Laura likes too.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Well, yeah you figured that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
But no, that was like I got one and it
had like a little some of them are special, they
have like a counter on them from the kills you
get in the game. So it's like I got that
and it was like fifty bucks and I only spent
like a dollar to open the case and stuff like that.
So yeah, it's gambling is random. But there's one a
k that it was literally worth what like a car,
like a brand.

Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
New but it was like, yeah it had who's gonna
buy it?

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
It's these like Saudi princes and like these real investors
that want to buy really rare stuff like this.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Is that like paid somebody to like pump up his
stats like you had people professional pol and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
He might have had done that x or something like
that when he was buying.

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
But like when when you look, it's so random because like, okay,
you can get the skin, but then the skin has
a thousand different powders that can be on it. So
you get pattern six three two, and like there's this
ak that you know, if you get it, it's worth
a little bit of money. But if you get this
specific pattern, this dude paid thirty, like thirty five thousand

(01:26:14):
dollars or something like that for this AK forty seven
that's in a game, thirty five thousand dollars for some
yeah pixels, Like you say, he blows my mind. I've
you know, I've tried, and then his life is.

Speaker 8 (01:26:26):
Still gonna yell at him.

Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
A playing games, counter Strike was one, and I did
a little bit of like yeah, but it was an
earlier game.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
I remember you had something and.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
If you're just talking about roadblocks, then roadblock, Yeah, roadblocks
had roadblocks slop.

Speaker 7 (01:26:39):
Now roadblock sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
But these days, but like back in the day, they
had their own like economy and they came out with
these hats. They'd be like, there's only two hundred and
fifty so then you buy them up and then people
up the price. This was like an online market for
twelve to seventeen year olds. It was crazy, Like me
and Adam were in this like really throwing Adam's crazy,
like Adam has had it's worth like it's my one

(01:27:01):
of my best friends in my life when we grew
up playing this game and one of these these hats
they're like worth well, like dig digital hat just for
your character on the game doesn't do anything like two
million roebucks, which isn't two million dollars, but it's like
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Like it's like like we were saying, like these cards,
it's insane, It is insane. How much these things what
do they call the digital photo? Uh? Oh, the ones
that are worth the NFTs? Yeah different, are you into that?
Were they ever big? Like did you ever get to
that point where you're thinking about buying something that was
like a COVID thing that was definitely like yeah, I
didn't duct tape to the wall.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
Yeah yeah that was another that was just like an
art piece.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
No, but NFTs were big for a bit, Yeah, millions
of dollars on them. Yeah, like Justin Bieber did that.
He and Jake Paul and like all the Paul brother
they did that. Well, a lot of concert tickets are
now are still being sold on n f t s,
And like I guess, in the digital world, the NFTs

(01:28:02):
hold some weight because they're verified, and there's a whole
fucking thing about backing up like digital currencies and whatnot.
With the NFTs. I don't know, it's very confusing, but whatever,
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
I think they're pretty weak now. They were they were
they were going hard, like especially the apes and stuff
like that, the board apes or whatever. Yeah, and people
were dumping money, dumping dumping.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
All bought an eight a picture of an ape for
like twenty and thirty dollars and then you think about it,
four hundred bucks. Yeah, I don't even know who would
pay four hundred bucks for a picture when I could
take get the same fucking picture on Google.

Speaker 6 (01:28:37):
Yeah you can literally, Oh, I screenshoted it, like, but
it's for like the legal rights of that picture.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
That's what they's exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
But that's what they're paying for and it doesn't matter,
and that's why.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
They're unless you could monetize it, which it doesn't matter.
Because there's ten thousand others out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
There exactly, and it was with a different hat and
stuff about the painting of dogs playing poker on the velvet.

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
Was the guy that was there ten minutes after you
bought the same painting of the dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
It was a little different because his didn't have the shadows.
Mine had the shadows.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
He got he got the right guy, He got his,
He got his quarter.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Right, he got his from ninety nine. I'd see I
paid nine nine for the shadows.

Speaker 8 (01:29:22):
Okay, I did not take his pills.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Take my pills. Hey, so uh. Gay sex spa faces
unhappy ending after offering sexual treats to undercover cops bank
for less than one hundred dollars. Bang okay, Joe banging.

Speaker 11 (01:29:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Here's the thing. Spas do weird ship, you know, teach
their own I personally don't care. You're an adult, they're
an adult. Do your business whatever. Gay sex spas, I
think probably being targeted, you know, for what a reason?
This is up in New York, Joe brad your spot

(01:30:04):
a pair of men's spas was.

Speaker 8 (01:30:08):
The New York Sports Club down by fourteenth Street.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Now here's what's weird. I see like spas around Florida,
Hillsborough County, whatever, I've never seen one targeting gay men.
And that's what I'm confused about this because this one
that if you look at this real quick, Laura, it
says New East Men Spa, Times Square Spa, and I

(01:30:37):
would not just look at New East Men's spot and
think gay spa. So it's got to be like something
in if.

Speaker 8 (01:30:46):
You know, you know, really, I don't know, well, the
Russian bath house.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Here's the thing. I walk into a massage parlor and
I see women, I'm like, okay, normal massign whatever. I
guess if I walked in and I saw a bunch
of men, maybe I would, I'd be like, Okay, this
isn't a normal spell. Like you've watched through Brandon Mall,
they have fucking guys massaging people inside.

Speaker 8 (01:31:13):
The brand massage from a guy before, right, No, no, no,
well it's.

Speaker 9 (01:31:17):
Not because he it's not because he's never gone to
it has a man, he just hasn't like you can
ask for a man or a woman, because I wouldn't.
They're the strength of the massage is different between a
man and woman. So if you want a deeper tissue
message or may you want to ask for the man.

Speaker 11 (01:31:32):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
One of the strongest massages I've ever had was a
fucking girl was fucking barely ninety pounds on me, walked
on me, used her elbows, fucking did some ship ninja crap.
I felt like I was being massaged by a fucking
three hundred pounds man, except she didn't smell and well
that's good. She didn't breathe heavy and you didn't have

(01:31:54):
to give a reach around.

Speaker 9 (01:31:55):
Right. Well, I've been massaged by a man and a
woman in New York, Right, That's what I was saying
both times. Tell me little Chinese people maybe not Chinese
Asian of some kind, but they literally like walked on me.
And then there's my sisters who went with me, and

(01:32:17):
they're like, oh they bear like they were like, I'm like,
what the fuck is the difference?

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
They just think that I could like be.

Speaker 9 (01:32:22):
Man handled, like the dude literally crane my arm behind
my back and I swore my boob like popped out,
and I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?
Like when my sister was done, well, I go, did
he like like twist your arm and like pretty much
like side booby.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
The whole time, She's like no, I don't think I
have side boob, but I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:32:42):
They don't what the actual fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
But it was a man and a woman, so I.

Speaker 9 (01:32:46):
Don't think there was both not at the same time.
There was two different exis, like the same kind of.

Speaker 12 (01:32:54):
Just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
No, I would say this, I've been to massage parlors.
Whether I could probably could have got more, but I
didn't really throw that vibe out.

Speaker 8 (01:33:07):
You just wanted to make sure you didn't get a
rested on the way out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
I don't care about that, but I got a good attorneys.
I'm just saying, they give those hints, you know, and
if you follow the hints, you could probably like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
You know, oh you look stressed.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
I got massage one time on the cruise Holy Ship.
Like I don't like even being touched guy, but literally
I was hallucinating, like and.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
It was a girl. She was just Holy Ship. It
was a couple's massage with me, and it was like
on the cruise.

Speaker 8 (01:33:44):
Yeah, they jack up the prices like crazy on it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
Yeah, we did a whole package. It was our anniversary,
so it was a week we went to Amsterdam and
had lunch by the way, I don't know, Yeah, watches did.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
You ever bring that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
He showed his pictures.

Speaker 7 (01:34:03):
Yeah, you know right, they are right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
He got me on that watches.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
The guy got a butional first time in my life.
Lady got a motion. Yeah. They were walking to a
guy in New York and he has the jacket and
he's like, by watch, oh yeah, yeah, I just looking
point and say that kind of looks like a penis
but smaller. That's my watch, and they just run run.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
I've never seen that in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
He used to be a thing in the eighties for sure,
So it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Wasn't the jacket thing that you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:34:39):
I was in I was on Canal Straight with my
sister and a guy was walking around with the backpack,
and of course we were on Canal Strip before they
were like hiding all of their knockoffs, so there was
still like some things that were in the storefront people
were looking at. And this guy was walking down the
street anybody who was looking at watches. He's like, you
want watch? I got Nevado watches, and so I was
just like sure, like what do you have? So he

(01:34:59):
opened backpack and he is like the cases and everything
for these watches, and she goes, well, how much, and
I think he's at eighty and she's like no, like,
we're okay. So he keeps walking and she goes, those
are actually real watches. She goes the guys that walk
around like that, they steal them off the back of trucks,
and she's like, then they sell them. She's like the
canal like if they're in the little storefront, those are
the knockoff ones.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
I was like, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:35:20):
So he came back around and he's like, I'm trying
to get rid of him. It's the end of the day,
and I think she got like forty bucks. She's like,
that's all the cash I have and he took it.
So she has like this big men's Nevado watch and
I'm like, oh whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
So I have seen the three which Flasher is the backpack.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
I did go to the city one time and I
remember for Christmas, I bought everybody for fake rolexes.

Speaker 12 (01:35:41):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Yeah, dude, I have a fake rolex about like ten
of them for like five bucks. I have a fake
rolex And is it called a Beliva or.

Speaker 8 (01:35:54):
A JB. Puet?

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Where do you have these? Because I've never seen them.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
I have no idea where you're at now. Literally they're
twenty years old. But I my Bold LVA stopped ticking
and I took it to a watch repair guy and
he fixed it, and he's like, man, this is a
really nice watch.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Did he say?

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
He was dead serious? Man, He was like, man, you
got a really nice watch here. Man, it's really nice.
And he's like, yeah, I just put a better whatever
he fucking did. And I'm like, cool, man, you probably yeah,
use some kind tell you. Women do not know the
difference between fake and real men. Okay, I agree, but men, okay,

(01:36:38):
I think I know the difference more than men. No,
I don't know if you wear fucking watch down to
Soho and you told her here's the thing. But I'm
just saying everything you take that. Who wears watch now?
I do not, But men do as a fashion statement.

Speaker 8 (01:36:56):
Only one. But that's like I got a guy, you
wear watch.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
One? Apple watch does not count for you, guys wondering.
But women don't give a fuck. But I know women
do not give a fuck about the Apple Watch. They
want that eighteen thousand dollars fucking watch that they look
at and they're like, oh, you got a car to
match it? You got a house? To match it.

Speaker 8 (01:37:15):
Well, that's not the bad that you want to be
talking to anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
So you never know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Maybe maybe I'm just saying that's a small dig of it.
I'm not saying it's good or bad, Joe. I'm just
telling you if you go out the type of guy
that wears a watch. I do not wear a watch.
I don't give a fuck, period. But the guy that
wears the watch, they're looking for the watch to match
the car, to match the house, to master the fucking career.

(01:37:40):
Like they expect that watch to name brand you. Period.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
So it depends what circle you're running in. But I
throw my watch like wife and I go out to
dinner or something like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Well, that's different. You're marriage, none of the matches. But
when you're married, I know you can't just count my stuff.
I mean one day you will when you're married. Brad,
do you discount all aspects of dating environments?

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
You see there's respect there because you put on a nice,
fancy watch, not for the fact that you need to
know the time, but for the fact that that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:12):
Means you're gonna put your phone away and not be distracted.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Text me, He still responds, wearing my expensive watch what's up.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
I'm playing Call of duty and.

Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
They send a picture to the people.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Yeah, I'm just saying the watches. I got a guy
that they know that you know, we're not friends friends
where acquaintance is, but he wears a fucking really really
he brags about his fucking watch collection, and he has
at these places that are just hoity toity. He's single,
he'll always be single, and.

Speaker 8 (01:38:49):
Everybody his watch.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
He flocks his watches out because he thinks that's what
you know, and women do that. He gets fucking he
gets asked. I'm not saying he doesn't get asked.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
But you know, it's like anything. People watches like everybody else,
clucks ship like you click more cycles that you turn
in every two months, and.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
They wear them on my watch. Now I'm going to
keep this doing.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
But everybody, everybody is a fancy watch. It's the real
people that have real wealth.

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
They were they wear cufflings.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Ye got them lot of things, all right. So for
my motorcycle buddies out there, I gotta ripe. People are
calling my fucking bike blue. Motherfucker's gray. Okay, we're just
call my bike outside. That's great for one hate the

(01:39:39):
color blue. Why did you get a blue bike? I
hate the color anywhere anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
Say this with everybody. You can come on this show
any time.

Speaker 8 (01:39:52):
It is a nice bike. We appreciate the color of
the bike.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Saray, motherfucker hold up, Yeah for sure, No, it's great, hard.

Speaker 8 (01:40:03):
It's a nice bike.

Speaker 7 (01:40:06):
Blue bike, all right?

Speaker 14 (01:40:08):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
What bike is it like?

Speaker 12 (01:40:10):
It's an Indian?

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
It was a it's an Indians an Indiana, and a
lot of people rag on the Indians because they're not Harley.
The I have a Harley. I have an Indian. I
have two fucking bikes. Best like.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
It's nice man, joking on side, always.

Speaker 8 (01:40:24):
Joking at all bike.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Yeah, I take that over.

Speaker 12 (01:40:30):
What I want?

Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
A CBR six.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
I raced a CBR six hundred and two thousand one too.
It was yeah, I was in high school. I'm sure
I was on tour one. I was dead.

Speaker 7 (01:40:46):
I wasn't even alive yet.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
You were a twinkle in your dad's eye.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
I want to see.

Speaker 8 (01:40:57):
Your older father. Was your father in the.

Speaker 7 (01:41:00):
Toilet scattered.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Man?

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
They were everywhere, dude, I don't know what happened to
those guys.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I think I'm glad I wasn't drinking When you said
that fucking drink with what all over got?

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
I think I about to smell the bathroom in there,
Brad left your future brother in the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Christ's pushing like that now, man, you got it?

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Mad makes them.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
I was trying to feel off some paint into the
mad Maker.

Speaker 7 (01:41:33):
You got it houmping about.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
So what's going on with Must Not Kill in the
next few months? You got anything coming up? You guys
writing still? We're so right?

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Yeah, we we had rehearsal the other night. It was
actually killer. So yeah, the new songs are really coming up,
really really good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
So it's kind of cool that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
I mean, everybody has their personal ship they're going through
at the moment, you know, just taking care of family
crap and all that. But it's making the songs better
that we're writing. So I actually enjoying the process right
now because you get to think about the song a
little bit and making some changes instead just going in
like we did last time. Half those songs I wrote
in the studio, they're all going to be ready to

(01:42:13):
go by the time of record. So yeah, it's gonna
be good. It's gonna be real good.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
We're looking forward to all right, Joe, you have glasses,
not lasick.

Speaker 8 (01:42:22):
Right, Oh yeah, correct, all right, I was right here,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
I have a buddy that's been convincing me to get lasick,
and I was honestly debating on getting it and really
thinking about it. Now I see this fucking ad on
the New This as doctors former patients warn't of Lasik
eye surgery dangers. Biggest scam ever put on the American public.

Speaker 8 (01:42:45):
Yes and no, so yes and no.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
It's not a permanent solution. Basically, if your eyesight is
going to naturally deteriorate over time, it's still going to happen. Basically,
what it just does is we set you back to zero.
So if you if if your eyesight goes from here
to here, and right now you're at thirty years old

(01:43:11):
or twenty years old or twenty five or thirty or forty,
and you get Lasik, we set yourself down to here.
But you're still gonna progress over the years if you
set yourself Basically, if you get if you got Lasik now,
you're probably good for the next ten twelve years, and
then you'd have to start wearing glasses again because naturally
your eyes are gonna deteriorate it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
So what if a doctor says I'm gonna be lasick,
we have a warranty if you get a sad eyesight?
What do you mean I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
You really can't have lasik more than once because it's
basically what it's doing is it's going in and it's scraping.
It's scraping your lens inside your eye, and if you
scrape off too much, you got nothing left.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
What thought like reforms your actual eye.

Speaker 8 (01:43:53):
They go in there with a laser and they fucking
scrape inside your eye.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
My buddy John, who's my best friend growing up, he
always had coke bottle glasses when we're growing I used
to make fun of them all the time, Cookie, John.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
Now you're talking about he fucking he went up to Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
He went up went up to Canada, had lasik done?

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
How old was he at the time, though, because it matters.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
In his early thirties when he had not bad he
sees better probably in all of us in here, and
he were literally had coke bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
Now, if you're early in your age when your eyes
are still going to progress.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Oh yeah, no, they're going and you don't get you
don't get it, but.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
When you get it later, when your eyes have sort
of stabilized, then it would last a lot longer, but
it will still progress. Well, I've been on the same
I think I went up from two and a quarter
to two and a half over like fifteen years. My
wife had like two and a half two seventy five,

(01:44:53):
she had lay six stune, she went down to zero,
and then ten years later she's back at two and
a half two and a quarter or something. I mean
now it's almost fifteen years later, so like it little
by little, like she had to start wearing glasses again
eight years later.

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Have you heard about it's the same age as me.
He's never had put classes.

Speaker 8 (01:45:12):
Have you heard they never had it to begin with?

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Have you heard about people having suicidal thoughts after having Lasik?
Says Lasik. Providers say that the procedure is ninety five
to ninety nine percent safe, but one Lasik survivor said
she had suicidal ideations for two years. I mean disasery.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
I mean that's I think that that could be any
disaster of surgery.

Speaker 9 (01:45:36):
You go in and have your boobs redone and like
one tit ends up here, ones down here, be suicidal afterwards.
Like I think it's it's not necessarily that it's a LASI,
it's just that it's a botched surgery, she says.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
She also claimed to know of at least forty people
who took their own lives because they couldn't stand constant
pain and vision problems which developed after the procedure.

Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
Did she reach out and like survey them afterwards, yeah,
she after they could conmitted suicide.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
I really didn't want to stick around the guns, but
I decided I would get the word out because how
dangerous the surgery can be. Paula co First, sixty six
of Tampa, Florida, said, the Lasik lobby and the surgeons
will tell you only one percent of patients have issues afterwards.

(01:46:23):
That's not true. There are multiple studies that indicate otherwise.
The percentage of those who pour outcome with poor outcomes
are in their double digits, not one percent, and they
know it. Since LASIK was approved by the Food and
Drug Administration in ninetent nine years ago, more than ten
million people in the US have undergone laser vision correction,
according to the medical journal Clinical, which states that between

(01:46:50):
seventy or seven hundred thousand eight hundred thousand people signed
up for forty each year. CO four runs the Lasik
Complications Support Group. Sounds like a nonprofit. Mhm, get that
money in. Uh So it's on Facebook, one of numerous
organizations on social media that have sprung up in response
to Lasik procedures gone wrong. If you understand lasik and

(01:47:13):
what it does to the eyes in Cornea, you realize
you can't do it on a healthy eye and not
expect complications. So I don't know this fucking thing goes on.

Speaker 4 (01:47:23):
But can Lisa call into the show she wants to
tell us about her corrective surgery.

Speaker 8 (01:47:29):
She can, She said, I can tell you about my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
I do have my phone. It's well, my batteries almost.

Speaker 8 (01:47:36):
Maybe next time, Lisa, all these.

Speaker 7 (01:47:40):
Wires, you don't get a charger.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
That's very true.

Speaker 7 (01:47:45):
That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:47:46):
It's like I'm gonna drop some knowledge on you, brother,
I've had.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
Let's see what she says.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
Is this video or this picture is gross?

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
That's why I couldn't do it. Yeah, I could a
blind and then has something I do that to my
fucking eye.

Speaker 8 (01:48:01):
I couldn't be awake and have somebody like shooting a
laser in my eye?

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
Do you have to be awake? Why isn't that like
a final destination in one of those movies. It is
like where like they the laser turns on and the
girl like falls out the window. You never seen that?
Are you there? I'm here all right? Tell me about
your Lasik surgery.

Speaker 12 (01:48:23):
Well I didn't have lasik.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
I had okay, good night.

Speaker 11 (01:48:29):
I had radio caratotomy, which was surgery that they did
before LASI was available.

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
M hm.

Speaker 12 (01:48:37):
This was with like real cutting and it was up
to the skill of the surgeon.

Speaker 2 (01:48:45):
Mm hmmm. So before laser and stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:48:48):
He did it with a.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
So you did it before, you did it when it
was you did it when it was risky.

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
Yeah, rusty just dip away?

Speaker 8 (01:49:00):
Why whiskey disinfected?

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
First? Yeah, you got some model airplane glue in your eye.

Speaker 12 (01:49:06):
He he wiped it on his shirt.

Speaker 11 (01:49:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
I like this guy. He's very very fondled your boobs
while he was doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:17):
That's so metal.

Speaker 8 (01:49:18):
Were you awake?

Speaker 12 (01:49:20):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Could you feel it or do they like put a
shot in your eyeball?

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
First?

Speaker 12 (01:49:25):
No, they don't give you a shot.

Speaker 14 (01:49:26):
Ye.

Speaker 12 (01:49:26):
Well, they put these drops in your eyes to numb them.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
How long? How long could did you not see afterwards?

Speaker 12 (01:49:36):
You could see immediately. I had my vision was better
than twenty twenty for the longest time.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
Check your text messages. I was just I did well.
I'm just assuming somebody might have a comment about Lasik
on there, but I have so. I have a buddy
that had Lasik and his like I day after he
got it. What's that.

Speaker 11 (01:50:03):
My mother worked for this eye doctor who was one
of the guys that pioneered the radio caratotomy surgery in
the United States.

Speaker 8 (01:50:13):
So they usually as a guinea pig.

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
So you got to the best.

Speaker 20 (01:50:17):
Well, she worked for him for several years, and like
after two years of being there and seeing patients before
and after, she.

Speaker 12 (01:50:30):
She thought it was safe enough for me to do it,
that I would be a good candidate.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
And you haven't had any issue since. You can get
on the subway and not see anybody trying to stab
you a vision.

Speaker 12 (01:50:43):
Well, I wear glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:50:46):
Don't regress no matter what, no matter what you have done,
your eyes are going to naturally progress anyway you mean regress, well,
I mean like deteriorate over time.

Speaker 12 (01:50:57):
Well, they changed, that's just it. So for most people.

Speaker 11 (01:51:01):
As you age, you've become more far sighted. That's why
you always see people who like their arm isn't long.

Speaker 8 (01:51:10):
Enough for them to be able to read too much.

Speaker 9 (01:51:12):
Joking off, Kyle's in the comments saying that he has
to get his Lasik redone, that he got the park
done at Lasak plus worst pain I've ever felt for
a couple of days after pain drops war off at home, but.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
He's saying he's gonna get it redone. Joe, you're saying
you can't get it redone.

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
Was I was told that you could only get it
done like twice in your lifetime because after that there's
really nothing left that they can do to it.

Speaker 12 (01:51:38):
Well, yeah, that's it. The surgery that I had, they
they correct first like they correct the like the the power.

Speaker 11 (01:51:50):
And then if you have a stigmatism and that's like
the angle that you look at things to see clearly,
then they sometimes they do both or they try to
do both, but sometimes you need to go back after
they after they do it, and they they go back

(01:52:11):
and get astigmatic correction.

Speaker 12 (01:52:15):
And after I had that done, it was like I
was I could read anything. It was crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:52:23):
I guitarship with people used to call me over to
like read the tiny print on like on the pots.

Speaker 1 (01:52:30):
I do that with Laura right now. Bring this ship.
I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:52:40):
That's why you just ordered, like give me whatever they
got at the other table.

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
I've sat there with fucking menus at the restaurant, and
especially if it's low lighting, forget it. I'm just like
that the old people. I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
Meat and not the guys.

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
Put the camera on that wine angle blind we give
it to no no read this, I get read. Yeah,
I got you, guys, No worry.

Speaker 6 (01:53:11):
If you need help and you don't help reading, play fine,
you can and eventually when it wears off, and then
I got you will help you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:20):
Give her ten.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
You get some heavy metal walk stars and some big,
big bed bikers, and you think they're gonna be like
all tall and rugged and the like.

Speaker 8 (01:53:28):
I gotta take my pills.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Sitting along, I'd be hoping, Hey, Joe, you take your
meds too, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Yeah, I know he just in the morning. He doesn't
have his alarm at night.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
Pretty much. Yeah, godline, whatever you got suck all right.
I think we're gonna head out, y'all. We've been on
the while two hours.

Speaker 8 (01:53:57):
Thank you, Lisa, Thank.

Speaker 1 (01:53:59):
You, thank you, Lisa. Does a sound? Does a sound
sound okay tonight? And did my adjustments make a make
it work?

Speaker 8 (01:54:08):
No buzzing sound?

Speaker 12 (01:54:10):
You know, everybody talking not well?

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
But I adjusted, I took the gain out. I did
a bunch of ship like. It's not just that they're
they're behaving, but I did a lot of different ship
So not a thousand people in here tonight screaming, not
even that, Brad. I promised you if there, if there
was a thousand people in here, it would still sound
the same. I made it so much better. Before it

(01:54:35):
was just it was we don't like to use the word.

Speaker 8 (01:54:39):
Experience.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
Let's just say you don't use game to turn a volume.

Speaker 8 (01:54:44):
We don't pay national engineers here, done to.

Speaker 7 (01:54:49):
You all day?

Speaker 8 (01:54:55):
How do I fix my studio?

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:54:57):
It was somebody the feedback?

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
What's that?

Speaker 12 (01:55:02):
That was probably what the headphones were causing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Yeah, because I had too much I had too much
gain on those on those mics and everybody's mics. Most
people are hanging their headphones on the microphone, right.

Speaker 11 (01:55:17):
I realized that one faxing the input level, not the
output level, that was the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
Yeah, we gotta work. I'm figuring it out. We gotta
work out. I just want to make sure that. No,
I had it worked out. But then when people ship up,
because there's so many people in and out of here,
I just started sucking on a you could call it
a panic mode. When somebody's in the studio and I'm
like I can't hear them, I would just increase their
gain because it's like that was the immediate fix, and

(01:55:46):
after time that became like I guess a natural cure,
and it just became an over usage. And now I
fixed it anyway anyway, So I want to get to
board people with that.

Speaker 4 (01:55:58):
So Kyle's talking about having the big buttons on his
phone because he can't see it.

Speaker 8 (01:56:04):
You can't see the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:56:05):
He's got the big but that's why it's a big bass,
So the big base. I know somebody that has to
have like accessibility mode to turn the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
That's why he has the bass up to here.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
See the strings.

Speaker 3 (01:56:15):
They can see what the hell he's doing.

Speaker 8 (01:56:17):
Don't you have you have your phone zoomed into something. No,
I've seen the writing on your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
It's huge one point five.

Speaker 8 (01:56:27):
It's like when you get the playing calls for the
old Ladies. With is a double No, it's not there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
There will be sometimes he'll like you're real big, but
he'll always correct it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
I'm gonna believe you now, I mean maybe one I
was like before I know it has his zoomed out
read the whole. Yeah, he gets those nudie pics from
the Chicks on the beach. He's like, no, there's so
many I got, was making have to zoom out.

Speaker 7 (01:57:01):
So there's a picture of mean on boobs.

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
There's a picture meaning Greece, and I'm just like posing, right, Yeah,
it's great. Don't believe you unless you show us. By
the way there with me. You took the picture for me.

Speaker 20 (01:57:24):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:57:26):
You were parents.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
No, you didn't take the picture, but you know your
wife you were there though you were there, trust me.
If I was taking down all you.

Speaker 7 (01:57:41):
Yeah, no, it was back in October somewhere. I mean,
you got to bring that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
Out all right. Yeah, we're gonna head out. It's been
a two hour show, Lisa, Thanks for calling in. I
appreciate your professional advice. As always, you called out on
your head. Okay, you we don't have to correct them

(01:58:05):
every time.

Speaker 8 (01:58:07):
You drinking with your shirts. Why are you watching the show?

Speaker 1 (01:58:11):
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