Uno Joins the Show 2 of 2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, moving on, I'm just saying I want to
pawn my teeth now I still have Jason, do you
have your wisdom teeth?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Actually I thought I didn't, but uh, last time I
went to the dentist and they apparently told me I
have all four of them back there. So when did
you think you didn't? I thought I had these pulled
a long time ago. My memory is not so great
these days, but I mean, you.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Got knocked out into this office and you welcome, like, yeah,
they're gone kids, right.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I thought that I thought I had that taken care of.
I guess I didn't. I thought when I was a kid,
I remember getting them pulled, or at least one or two.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Of them pulled.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
But the goods is you were just molested.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Right. But you know, last time she said I had
all four of them in there. She showed me the
X rays and everything. So they were recommending that I
get them pulled at some point, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Now I feel like I want to. I'll put those
on e Bay, the highest bidder for my my stem
cell with wisdom teeth.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
There you go, but we have to get you on
video pulling them out.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I gotta pull my own teeth.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well something, we gotta do something.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Right. It's not easy getting those.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I guarantee there's a market for it. Like I don't
want the tooth. I want the plyers you pulled it
out with, you.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Know, blood and all, because I watched him get a
tooth bowled and it it was no but I I
really wanted to, like say, give me those clamps. I'm
gonna try it myself. Because the doctors trying to be
really gentle because he's like, can I have the tooth?
He's like, yeah, if I can get it out in
one piece, like sure, But of course the molar that

(01:30):
had to come out had like a hook on like
the way they went in.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I was numb as ship. We're all filming it.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
The roots on like one side were hooked, which is
normal for that tooth that came out like it's it
just did not come out in one piece because it
could not come out one piece. And I know that
when I had all four of mine pulled, my top
ones were all the way in and those came out
in one piece, and then my bottom ones actually had
to be cut out into like pieces and pulled out
piece by piece because they were impacted and under the

(01:59):
gum still, but they were they were like coming in
sideways and pushing into my back teeth that were I
feel like.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
They don't take body parts anymore. Like I asked if
I could have my goal bladder when they took it out,
and they laughed at me like I was joking.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
There was like why should you get to keep it.
I remember watching a video of a woman who had
to have her uterus out and she asked for it
back and they said sure, but because they did the
removal laparoscopically, it had to be and then they had
to do like the biopsy on it where they return it. It
was like cut up into like pieces. And so they
return it to her in like a biohazard bag and

(02:32):
they're like if it yeah, they said, if you want
to preserve it, this is what you have to do
to preserve it, because they gave it to her and
for meldehyde, and so she and her sister made this
whole video of them preserving the pieces. Of course they
were like gloved up. They were like triple glove, triple mask,
like it was a whole thing. And the sister who
did not have I'm hung the uterus removed ended up

(02:54):
like putting the uterus back together, and then they put
it in a jar like she kind of like stitched
it together, like the piece together, and then they put
it in a jar and it's like in the house.
I mean, it pretty interesting.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I don't want to get into details, but I know
for a fact that you can keep your toes and
you know it's true. Yeah, but why can't I have
my my gold water? You can have your placenta, speaking
of being hungry, You can deliver your baby and they
you can hold. You can keep your placenta, and then
you can send it to people who are making the

(03:26):
hydrated and put it into pills. But those people are
not like medical professionals in any way. They have like ets.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, it's here in the US.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
They have like Etsy stores and ship you can ship
your placenta off to and then like take it as
a vitamin.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
You know they're giving you your anybody's really.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
It might not even it could be fucking red clay
for all I know. It might not even be placenta, probably,
but I couldn't have probably Gibson dis not where.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Good for it. That's very good for it makes you
live forever. Anybody needs a sweet tea while we're here?
Anybody anybody? Okay?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Uh no, well story, yeah, I just want to make
sure that another story is it tea bagging? Right?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
All right?

Speaker 6 (04:11):
So ever?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Been Like, here's the thing. People do a lot of
online meetings now and blah blah blah. I I have yet.
I'm hoping one day I'm on a zoom call because
I have to occasionally go on these zoom depositions and
there's like ten people with cameras and shit, I would
love to see a naked bitch walk in the background

(04:34):
or something there. I'm like, oh my god, you know,
just something interesting where it's like your people at home,
they're in their home offices. Like if I was in
the office on the computer and you were naked in
the background, like.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
That would be aw I would write for you.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I mean I wouldn't. I wouldn't be upset.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, it would be like I did it, you know,
like I enjoyed the That's how you know you've made it. Yeah,
somebody naked, she's in.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Her own No, I mean lashing everybody, but it depends
as long as there's no miners on the call.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Would they be like Drew, you can't let your old
lady show her tits on the zoom call.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I've tried to get her.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
I mean, showing boobs is not illegal.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Trust me. I've said, hey, definite, I said let's make
some money. You got you got assets there, but she
won't do it. But now a bombshell reports that the
Oklahoma non Doc Friday whatever the fuck magazine, that is,
two Oklahoma State school board members insist they saw images
of naked women playing on a TV inside State Superintendent

(05:33):
Ryan Walter's office during Thursday state school board meeting. And
now the state is investigating.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Right, But this is different though, So it wasn't like
accidentally they were walking in the back.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
It was like didn't realize.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
It wasn't his office. It was it was a conference
room and I think like computer, his laptop was like
linked up to the to the monitor, and there were
other people in the room and I think he went
to go show a like Powell point to something and
there was like porn playing on the on the video.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
You're for the school board meeting.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
You're got a rub one out real.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
He is never a bad time, and.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Just bring your own laptop.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
You gotta do that.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
On this school issued fucking yeah or whatever.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
I think that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oklahoma State Board of Education board members Ryan death or
age awesome last name?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Oh, I bet you it was a soaking video.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
And Becky Carson told The Oklahomian Friday that it happened
inside Walter's office during the closed session portion of Thursday's
monthly meeting as a family was appealing a school transfer
denial before Walter's and the board. Death Rage. That's the
best last name in the world.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
You're changing your name tomorrow like Melissa death Ridge.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, death Ridge.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
And Carson said they saw nude images of a woman
playing on a TV mounted on the wall behind Walters.
I was just in shock, Detharite told Oklahoma. I was
beyond human and I know, I didn't know what to think.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's like, have you ever seen she was washing Titanic?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Who knows? So anyhow? You know how many people though
lost their jobs?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Like what?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
And just the funny.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
It's the life for Titanic. It'd be like, what are
your French?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Carl?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh, I never saw Titanic a dime.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
You didn't see the nude scene where.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
He was That's the only part I saw that's where
the scene.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
That I don't even know what I didn't. I was
seven years old. I was mes Berice, seven years old
when it came out. That was the last I remember.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
It was a double VHS. Remember you had to switch
and I was My grandma had a tape rewinder, so
take it out. I would rewind it.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Just far enough to see the titties.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Absolutely, they were great titties.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Was at your quer awakening?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well no, I met Laura years later, so that was
your career. Yeah, yes, well I don't expect you to respond,
but great as.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You could set a table on that thing, all right.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Uh, anyways, it's a table in itself, a table that I.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Meant beer bottle. It looked like it was made in
the sixties.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Maybe Carson Cashians magazine cover was actually inspired by me.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I just don't know why these people are so like
so he was watching vintage porn. Well, yeah, it's just
I don't know if you could do it. The people
are so offended by it.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
But I mean that's an acquired tape.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Yeah, but it's also it's it's in a public forum
like this is like.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
It's a school board meeting.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I don't know there's literally at like you're literally at
school like you should, and he's yeah, he did. I
mean they didn't say home office. They said he was
at his office.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Definitely issued Wi Fi. You know, I'm saying it was
the smartest thing to do, but these people just how
offended they were by it. This is ridiculous. You saw
naked people by its Okay, get school policy, a naked
person before.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
School, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Yeah, But the hypocrisy is these are the people that
are trying to be like, oh, you can't have that
book in school, and you can't have that book in
your library, and you can't teach.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
This naked people in the Bible.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
No.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
But he's the one. He's the one that's like, don't
do this, and yet he's doing it himself.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
That's like the guy that we just talked about that
had the twenty year affair.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
People people, the loudest ones in the room are the guiltiest.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, right, Simon, He's loud as fucker boy. It's always guilty,
all right. Jason, are you pro I know you are
a musician, you play live, you get the little tip
bucket out there, which you love getting tips, just the tip,
just the tip, the tip. Do you think our tip

(09:55):
culture is out of control?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yes? What is their tip culture?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Everything you do, give me a tip? What's the tip? Tip?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Tip? Tip?

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Like you go to subway, you're you're you're basically pressed
into giving them a tip. You go to everywhere, don't
don't don't.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
After you leave the Drinking with Drew show, there's there's
a tip bucket out there, says tip Drew.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
You know everywhere you go.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
I mean, now you have a cash up along the bottom.
Now you don't have it.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
It puts it on the shorts, it's on there. Have
you gotten any money?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I had somebody request money from me. They sent me
a request. They're like, pay me a hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
I'm like, oh, pay me two hundred.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I mean, we're like the only country that really relies
on gratuity. That is, and then like you go to
certain places if you spend over a certain amount, it's
built in and a lot of people. I mean, I
don't think that's I think.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
It is definitely like I got to eat. I'm definitely
a tipper. I do certain things to be though. I tipped, No,
but you should have restaurants for sure.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
I mean we have to tip because most places, you know,
most professions where tips are expected, it's because they're not
making a decent enough wage.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Right, No, I I am a tipper. I do agree.
It does get out of control. I guess again, it
just depends on what is going on. If I'm at Walmart,
you know, obviously that's not a place you're tipping. But
if you go to I don't know, just here's a

(11:19):
random fucking shit where it's like, I'm trying to think
the last hair here.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
I'll give an example of where I think the tip
culture is outrageous. When you go to a concert and
you buy two T shirts and like a patch or whatever,
and it's like over one hundred dollars and their default
screen is twenty percent, twenty five thirty percent. You literally
handed me two T shirts and a patch. I'm not
giving you twenty dollars for doing that, well, And then

(11:47):
every person in line is giving you twenty dollars, like,
I'm sorry. If that's the kind of money that they're
making history, you know what I mean. I think that's
also many guys that you know you've been drinking. You
probably hit the bar before you hit the merch table.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
That's fine, and that if that that's the case, than
those people that do it. Hey man, those people are
gonna make a lot of money. But I'm just saying,
if if I know for a fact that tip is
money is going directly to the person that helps me,
I'm more app to tip. The problem is in a
lot of those corporate tip apps, and it's just to
find a button you're pressing in some fucking database. It's
not even going to the person.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's like it's like when you're donating to the Red Cross,
you're going, oh my god, the California fires. I need
to donate to the Red Cross to make sure those
people that shit ain't going to the Red Cross in California.
It's going to the fucking CEO. It's making seven hundred
thousand dollars a year, It's going to some other issue.
It's not right there. When you when you donate to
the Red Cross, they tell you your money does not

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necessarily go to the cause that you wanted to go for.
It could go to like five percent go to an
issue in Miami, and three percent go to an issue
and and fucking Europe, and then the rest go to admints.
It's like fucking you know. That's why if I'm going
to donate, I'll go drop clothes off. I'll drop them

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directly off the Salvation Army.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Hell yeah, you weillment. I'll sell the money you.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Need, actually have some I have some good clothes.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Any of the lingerie you're not using, you give it
to me and I will list it for you.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
It's working.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
No, it's work. It's work.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
It's like old school like guy clothes that it's To
answer your question, I don't you know, No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I mean for me as a musician. First of all,
I don't play live, so the little gigs that's not
my core living. It's I'm a full time musician. Yes,
but uh so we do tip at restaurants, but we
go to a lot of mom and pop places, as
you know, so we always tip really good and I
don't expect tips. So when I go play at a venue,
they're paying me. So if I get tips, that's great,

(13:52):
I appreciate that. Most of what we do with that money, though,
is we circulated. Somebody mentioned paying you know, Casher tips,
We circulated back out to other people.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
When we go to restaurants and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
We just kind of circulate it back out to you know,
instead of putting that on a debit card or whatever
the business acount. We pay cash tips, so I mean,
but I don't as a musician, I don't expect it. Again,
it's great to get tips, but I'm still getting paid
by the venue I do. I feel bad for the
servers because you guys have mentioned like they don't get
paid a lot of money man, So it's like, what

(14:24):
is it like two or three dollars an hour or
something like that, So they survive on that.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
So we always try to make sure we tip good.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Just a quick point about what you mentioned earlier, though,
If you're going to donate to a cause and you're
not sure where that money's going, I think it's better
to find one person that's in need and help that
person rights. We've done that in the past. We donate
to a charity in Thailand, the man that rescues dogs.
We donate monthly. We know exactly where that money is going.
And if if there's somebody that we we've helped people

(14:53):
in the past, I'd rather give that person direct but
money directly the person is opposed to like something Red
Cross or whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Doing acts of kindness sometimes, you know, just stupid shit.
I mean, I was on the way to Sam's Club
today and there was an eighty year old man in
the like back back parking lot in a manual wheelchair,
like in the fucking hundred degree heat.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Why did he wa the har away?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
He was?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
He?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
No, oh, he walked here from I don't think he
walked there. Oh my god, roll down to the subdivision.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
He like, this is inches at a time. I swear
to god, this guy was doing like three inches at
a time and he was in the back of Sam's Club.
I'm like, there's no way this guy is eighty years old.
I'm not exaggerating. I parked and I walked back to
him literally one hundred and twenty two hundred yards. I'm like, uh,
I said, are you trying to get to the front
of the store. He's like he was Selwackean or something.

(15:50):
He's like, oh, I'm trying to go to the law.
I'm like, where'd you?

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Where are you?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Where'd you come from? What's going? He goes, I live
in South Fork. I'm like wait a minute. I'm like,
you you literally wheeld yourself to Sam's Club like that?
In and of itself is amazing.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
He's probably got some badass stories.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I'm like, do you have family?

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Did he have legs?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
And they said, oh, yeah, he had little shoes on.
But I'm like, look, I said, do you have family?
Do they know where you're at? And he's like, oh,
my wife she teaches at the at the school. And
he gave me the name of the school and my
name is Maurice. And I'm like, oh my god. I said,
I'm going to wheel you to the front of the store.
You need to get in the air conditioning, like, and

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I wheeled him all the way up to the front.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Of the store and I'm like, I was trying to
get a CBS.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I'm like, dude, I was just like the just the
ability for him to get there to begin with, are
you alergic? Are you allergic to the Simon?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Even if I was, I don't mind. She was getting.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
So AnyWho. I think kindness goes a long way. And
I was just like, look, man, if you I don't know,
it's it's uh. He didn't even offer Joe.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
That motherfucker didn't even ask for your cash.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Drag with Drew give it to me, no, But I
just think, you know, tipping culture, like these people says,
this is an article on it, you know where it's
like the Starbucks employees are just doing this and that
and every time. And I'm not a Starbucks guy. I
don't go to Starbucks. But the constant tipping, when it's
just boom bom, boom boom, I don't know. I get it.

(17:41):
I get some people are into it, some people aren't.
Garby was on the show a long time ago. We
were talking about it. He said, it's out of control.
He's a tipper, but not a crazy tipper. Some people
are just so used to tipping though, it's like you
literally prepare yourself for the tip. It's like, okay, I'm
gonna go to a concert. I guess I'm I'm gonna
bring you two hundred bucks and fifty dollars for whoever

(18:03):
have to fucking tip.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
You're a really good temper. I'll be honest, I've never
thought about tipping at a concert.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
You do because of the drinks. You go to the
drink county. You buy a bartender by twenty dollars beer, yeah,
all those prices. But the mercheople, I mean they flipped
that fucking tablet around and it's.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
On a twenty dollars beer, they spoke with you and
they gave you a.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Beer for Jason live at a venue, then you know
a fucking.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
I would rather tip a se who has been like
having conversations with bringing us drinks and food, like somebody
who's like actually been there through like a whole I
will tip them. Well, But if if you're handing me
a beer and we have a thirty second interaction, I'm
not giving you twenty percent on that And I'm sorry.
How about sorry?

Speaker 7 (18:50):
What are your thoughts on delivery? So now you order
from a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
If the doctor your baby, you tip them, I.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
Know, but the restaurant doesn't get a tip because you're
not tipping the restaurant. It's going to the driver. Right now,
if you're picking up food for me in on our
in our intersection, which is two miles away, right if
it's a twenty dollars order or it's a seventy five
dollars order, it's the same amount of work for you
to pick it up and drive it to. I tip

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on the distance that it's that you're delivering it, and
I give a three or four dollar tip because you're
taking it two miles.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I tip.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
It doesn't matter if it's twenty five dollars or if
it's one hundred dollars. I'm not tipping twenty percent. I
feel like we're gonna get one hundred dollars mil.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
I no, I agree, I tip based on how far.
Yeah it is from my house.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Like myats comes up and it's like, oh, default eighteen
percent of twenty percent. I'm like no, I'm like, I
put custom for four dollars five dollars. You're going two miles.
Whether whether it's a twenty dollar bill or it's a
two hundred dollar bill, it's not more work for you
to drive two miles.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Well, and I'm like that with door Dash, But like
I Instacart a lot for groceries, which I tip more,
even though the distance might that.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
They have to go around the store and pick and
they got to.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Carry that shit from the driveway.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
You know. Yeah, I do sit more.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
That's different. They have to go around and they have
to do the shopping. Yeah, you're picking up my my
dunkin Donuts.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I you know, separate argument. I just cannot. I've heard
like pizza, maybe we've but.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
That's the thing. So with pizza. They charge you like
a three ninety five delivery fee that they say does
not go to the driver. So it's like you're the
dash pass. Well I'm just saying. But then also too,
like if you go there are certain drivers that all
the time go viral because people will tip them like
four dollars because they're just going around the corner from
you know, whatever the restaurant is, the homet they're delivering

(20:39):
to is around the corner. They get mad when they
don't get twenty percent of whatever or even more than that,
and then they destroy the food, they steal the food
anything because they're not they think that they should get
like ten bucks or whatever it is. And it's not
our fault that you decide to take an order that's
twenty minutes from where you're at, get things that are closer,
do something else your time. I don't know, but that's

(21:01):
another thing. Was like delivery, I'm just I'm cheating. It
is close enough where I can go pick it up.
I'm gonna pick it up and I'm gonna save it.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yeah, but that's money you could be throwing, throwing to
someone's you know, keep someone else moving. A few bucks
is a few bucks, but.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
A few bucks, A few bucks, but a few bucks
times a few bucks is a couple of books that
I like and that I want.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah, but they don't know how gay for pay you
had to be to make and that is very true. Yea, yeah,
why don't we all just everybody love everybody nice to
you know, orgy? I mean, that's that's going a little
far me. That's gonna cost a lot of money.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
You missed out on the festival.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
There was a festival.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
We also know what the menu items would be because
we had that conversation. A couple of weeks too.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
There was a there was an article from the caterers
that catered to sex parties and.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
You fucking orgy, right, you would think that you would
have to have fork a knife that ship, so you're
not like you.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Know, I mean, nobody's wearing gloves, no, no.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
And you know another thing that's on there are stinky cheeses,
which is very weird.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
I think there's probably enough of that going around. Funnyish
Megma for everybody.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Right meg Yeah, Jason, you pick up pitchikers, I have
not in a long time.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I used to, no way a long time ago. Though.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
The heroine Joe, what's your joke, Joe, say your hitchhiker joke.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
My hitchhiker joke.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You have a hitchhiker joke, Joe, I don't know, do I?

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Why? Why did you pick me up? I could have
been a killer?

Speaker 7 (22:32):
What are the chances that would be in the same.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Oh yeah, we hear that you just said.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Recently a woman fell in love with and married a
hitchiker she picked up on the side of the road.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
He had to have been really hot.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Maddie kadmir Zech twenty seven met Travis Becker twenty six Wall.
She was traveling.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
Anybody want to go to San Francisco, Australia.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Australia, they're fucking Hemsworth. Listen, those people are fucking nuts.
I don't funk with Australia.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Sorry, why it's just nuts.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Maddie was driving back. Maddie was driving back from a
night out with her friend when she was spot when
she spotted Travis in his pal two guys walking on
the shot trying to hail trying to hail a lift.
Maddie pulled up and.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
In the day, in the in the age of uber
and we're still hitchhiking.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Well, she was double fisting, Yes she was, that's not
her driving her card joke.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
No, Maddie pulled up and offered them a ride, and
all four ended up spending the rest of the evening hanging.
He was with her friend.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
The open porno.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Is Yeah, and why can't I find any crazy dumb
women like that?

Speaker 7 (23:55):
You know, walk the streets at night?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Do you have to be first off?

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
In naive? Honestly to pick up two dudes like Keviny
watched those movies?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Haven't you seen the end scene of Dumb and Dummer
off them?

Speaker 7 (24:11):
He's a little slow?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Tell us about that way?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Did you get my quote, by the way, today when
I was I quoted dumb and Dumber in our text? No,
I don't know, man. I said that the beer, the beer,
the beer runs like wine and the beautiful women. Oh, yes,
I did, I did? Or whatever?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
I have a question, So you have picked up hitchhikers?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Ja? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
I mean, did you have like a rule book?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, I grew up in a small town in Pennscola, Florida,
So I used to we would pick people up. My
dad's picked people up.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
It wasn't like an everyday a serial killer. Yeah, Oh,
we do like cereal anyway.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
So but no, I mean it's not like the I've
picked several people up before. I mean, I've never had
any issues with it. I'm not saying everybody don't pick
up pitch hikers. And times have changed.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I'm old.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm fifty years old, so I'm like a dinosaur. So
this is back where times were a little bit different,
you know, Yeah, the eighties.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I was alive, not in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Or especially in a smaller town like that.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
I may or may not have been conceived been conceived
in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
To be fair, I don't think I've ever picked anybody
up here in Tampus since I've lived here.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, don't pick anybody up on the way back from
Jerry's docksiders.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
We're not going to be doing that now.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
That's worry.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
I'm a big true crime enthusiasts, and I will say,
like anything pre nineteen eighty five, ninety percent of them
are a result of hitchhiking.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
My ex brother in law when he was young, he
was like seventeen eighteen, he was out with his friends
and he was heading home late one night and he
sees this woman walking in the street. This is over
in Saint Pete and he's like, oh my god, this
woman should not be walking by herself. So he stopped
and he offered to give this woman to ride. And
so they're driving and he's like saying, like, Okay, where
do you need to go, like trying to get this

(26:10):
woman where she needs to go. And turns out she
was a hooker and she thought she was being picked up,
and so then she got mad at him for like
moving her from the from her corner and she he
pretty much just pulled over and let her out of
the car.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, so let me continue on with the story. Job
the pair who by.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
And she didn't even charge that.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
I didn't mean to make it go so long with
my story.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
The pair who both worked for a corporate well being
business forgot to get each other's numbers and had to
track each other down on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
I call him bullshit.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
He's hitchhiking and he works for some big corporation.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
He didn't have, you know, from glory holes before.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
No, were they hitch hiking or did she just see
two hot dudes on the side of the road and
was like, let's offer them like a ride. So they're not.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
They would just wanted to fuck.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
They absolutely wanted some dick.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, they were out first date as they went on
their first date official date two weeks later and got
engaged eighteen months after meeting. Now celebrating four years married.
More grateful. Maddie from Milwaukee, Wisconsin explained that Ye said

(27:25):
the way they met is wild in itself. So she
was vacasting in Australia. Why to get Australian dick apparently worth? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Is he a Hemsworth bo and he's in Australian.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I was going to build a life marriage.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
That is now your fucking suit to the state of Milwaukee.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Oh, he looks like he's gay. For Paige, she's one
of she's like warming, She's not, She's not like other girls.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
She wears sneakers with her dress, her wedding dress.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
She's crazy, but it was it looks like an old
lady like sleep nightgown.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
She looks like she wear socks with that guy looks
like who did it?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
And Ryan man Caper in the water.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
He's got a very smushy.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Face, almost looks Chinese Japanese dirties.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
That is definitely a little house in the prairie dress.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
And sister.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
He's got those Helen what's her name, Helen Hunt eyes?

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Oh he dies.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
And the cheekbones too. He kind of looks like the
fucking uh, the yoga pantsless lady that we were looking
at right Sam, cheekbones.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
So now who's going to cut So he's coming to
the US.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Oh that's what it was.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Fucking green card, green card.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Should have gone the other way and nothing about that.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Uh, I say number two, if he had got one
more drink. Oh look it says if he'd had got
one more drink or I'd have taken a different route,
we might not have met. It makes me very grateful.
American Maddie was in Byron Bay, Australia to study abroad

(29:02):
in January of twenty nineteen, and she met study Travis.
He studied a broad's breast. They were both on their
way home from a night out when they bumped into
each other.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Literally, she hit him with her car and said, don't
sue me. I'll get your citizenship.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
They were trying to catch an uber, they literally said,
so they were hitchhikers.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
So he thought it was his uber and she was
like that again.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
She said, I was driving us home from our night
out and him and one of his friends were trying
to catch an uber, so she just picked him up.
He pulled over to.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Pick him him up after the bar instead of seeing
him in the bar. She just got him a little
bit late, so he wasn't a hitch hiker. Well, they said,
this story is shit. I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
They realized we were American, and we realized our airbnbs
were in the same place.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Oh my god, buck story made the fucking stalker.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
I want to see her search history. I guarantee that
his Facebook was on there like a year before she
went to Australia.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
I said, oh, she if their airbnb's in the same
era and she saw him. They foll or like on
Grinder like they were like, he's seventy five feet away.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It says Grinder. The four ended up going back to
their airbnb and playing cards and hanging out.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
Yeah, you know, hanging out with Plam out.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Of the road. Maddy said, we were talking about all
things we had in common in condoms. We were so
engaged in conversation. I didn't get his phone number their socials.
I couldn't even remember his last name. All I could
remember was that he was an electrician from Sydney.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
And we're just telling people on the internet this. I
had a one night stand and I had to find
him on Facebook two weeks later.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, because she got pregnant. I said, here and get
in my car. Right, I missed my period after we met. Sorry, Bud,
got a little koala on the way. Little Joey, there's Joey.
You left something in my pouch.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Jesus christ Man, Oh about this is wrong? Ants now,
like forget Lord Byron. We don't need love letters anymore.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
We need fucking borderline kidnappings on vacation. I'm sorry, bitch,
I hate it already.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yes, have some who feels like bearing me up?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
I feel like at least a handful of time.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I mean, I've got they didn't fulfill it.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Joe's being.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Joe is just enjoying his time.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
Like the beer, the new beer we have, I'm drinking it.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
I don't know about you, guys. I'm having a great time. Good.
Are you gonna invite everybody else? Yeah? Come on over.
Oh they would love it.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, yeah, I'll just I probably wouldn't get a word
in edgewise.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I'm telling this hitchhiker story for like, I don't know
at night for it's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
It's gonna be a two parter this one.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's all right.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
He's got a lot of stories tonight. Usually this we
get stuck on one topic and we that topic goes
on forever.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Well, he even sentimes a message to the group. You
guys were news light. I need some more stories, and
now I's got a whole list.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I did some research.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Of course, it's been a busy week.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's been a very busy week for me, Like I've
not had a lot of time.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
But shmoo, we gotta tell the shmooth story.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
I mean, schmoo got a broken leg.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I mean it was a whole to do.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
But it's not entertaining.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
It's just very No, I just I think it's not depressing.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
It's domestic abuse.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Do you think no, you think that.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
You take you think that you take your pet to
Blue Pearl, which is supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
The top disappointed in Blue Pearl, said Blue Pearl, like
a handful of times is what is that?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Like?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
The emergency really sounds like like a expensive of course
that's the expensive one.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
You've seen their ceiling Tam Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
A gay club in Tampa. It's called the Blue.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Pearl, like the Green Parrot.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
No, it's it was what they opened up after they
close the Blue Moatini.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Blue Pearl. If your animal gets anything serious, especially after
hours where any vet is right twenty four hours, pretty
much the only place in Tampa I think I'm gonna
need one. The only place you can you can go
is Blue Pearl. Like they do have maybe one other place,
the like.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Fetch and Veg, but Blue Pearl has been around the longest.
Those are like the new Fetch and Veg are like
the new things to like compete with the Blue Pearls.
But we took him to Blue Pearl because he'd been
limping on a leg for like a week and we're
like when we first noticed it, we're like, well, maybe
he just like tweaked it. It's like a sprain, but
we're hoping it was something serious. So we decided taking

(33:40):
a Blue Pearl when the vet couldn't see him like
another week, so we're like, let's just get him into
Blue Pearl because even the vet said, if it's anything
like a break, we're gonna have to do X rays.
It's a break we're gonna have to send you to
Blue Pearl anyway. So we're like, let's just go to
Blue Pearl. They're gonna charge, right. They literally have specialists
of everything. If you're if your dog cat has cancer,
heart and.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
Sea see the ceiling, fans like they haven't.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
They're really nice, yeah, fan.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
So we end up being there four five hours. They
do x rays. They say that he has like a
fracture in his arm, but the bone that chipped off
wasn't dislodged, so it doesn't require surgery. They splintered him up.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Seventeen later, we have to take him to our primary
care bet for a follow up Monday. Okay, so we
take him. I take him Monday. Quick story. They say
he was bit by something and he's got fluid.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
They also say they wrapped his arms.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Crazy tight, like his circulation was being cut off and
his paw was swollen, so they under the wrap. They're like, oh,
we think he was bit by something. He's got bite marks,
D da DA, he's got fluid. We got a drained fluid,
which I'm disappointed. Usually Blue Pearl would find shit like that, right,
But long story short, we don't know what happened to
him possibly bit by a snake. Maybe I have no idea. Uh,

(34:56):
but he's recovering in the crate. But yeah, it's been
a very expense a long week.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
Yeah, that's why you couldn't afford the pizza today.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
But there was from cocktail and I did not throw
it on the floor, So perfectly happy about that.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Thank you for not breaking our bowl. I can't I'm
not going to steal a broken bowl.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Uh, So can I not sign his cast?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Does he not have it?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Does not have any And it was it was like
a soft cast, but it was like so it was
wrapped so tightly. It was like almost like a hard cast.
But yeah, no, they took it off. They cut it off, and.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
They they had to this is what I didn't want
to say. They had to drain. They said that the
swelling was also infection, so they had to shave his
arm where the wound was. They had to drain as
much as they could off of the location, and then
they had to flush the wound.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
We have both had bad experiences of Blue Pearl. When
I say bad experiences, we've had to put animals down
there because when you take them there and there's just
nothing they can do. They're very blunt about telling you, like, look,
your animal is not going to recover and you kind
of have to make that decision to put them down.
So I've had Devo. I put had to put Debo
down there cookie for her. So we've been there, and

(36:08):
just pulling up to that place is just like the
mental stress and anxiety is like, oh my god. And
sitting there people watching people bring their animals in, you
would have had a hey day, Jason. People bringing cats
in left and right, like, oh, I found this fucking
stray anything. Several times you've been there, yeah, So I
mean it's like, can you do anything for it? And

(36:29):
they're like, you know, and what's just.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I'm sorry what I'll say. And we've been there several
times because I mean they're they're the only emergency clinic
around and something happens. Now, we've used the service when
we know it's time called Lap of Love and if
you tell them in advance, they'll have a vet come
out to you and everything is done right there at home.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
They had that same service at the strip club.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Bring it to your lad.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Yeah. We were actually going to use them, but then
our vet that did her physical therapy did it for us.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, and you can there's different ways. But yeah, I
mean just I don't know. I guess you could go
to that place, man, and it's just a bunch of anxiety.
But we're glad that this is a second time Schmo's
been there, because he was there in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
And yeah, he was just off in twenty seconds, something
going on and he.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Just lost all of his mojo and was just completely
drained and they had to put ib's in them and
I don't know what the deal was with that, but
they got they bounced him back. He's thirteen years old
and he's.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Going to be okay.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Now, he's not going to lose a Paul or anything.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Well, he's still he's still in recovery. Like we don't
really know what the status is.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
I'm going to be cool that you could have like
a lucky cat Paul.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
You know I wear around my neck. Yeah, like if
you see me where around my neck? You know what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Right?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Right? Well, no, so he's he's pretty much that is terror.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Right now, he's just pretty much on crate rest. We
took the dog dogs are n now, but he stays
in the dog crate because there's more room to move around.
He has to keep a cone on because he can't
lick his paul, which is left open. And we'll go
back Friday. Hopefully it's healed enough that they can splint
it to then address the fracture in the bone.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh, I know, we'll see all right. On a lighter note, Joe,
all right, AI Models, prouh your pro AI Models, Just
you're flipping through magazines, You're strolling through like, uh, some
internet ads.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
You just got to assume everything's fake now anyway, I
mean everything's photoshop, but I don't think they should have
full on fake.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
No women.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
But so you have models out there trying to make money,
like Jason, not a lot of money, but something. But
what if Jason lost his underwear modeling career because of AI? Jason?

Speaker 7 (38:47):
AI Like, yeah, but what if what if you're a
small business and you're trying to get out there and
they tell you, listen, it's going to cost you five
grand to hire models to put on your clothing line,
or we can digitally put your advertisements out there for
three hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
That's I think two different things. Because you are a
small mom and pop shop that are trying to get
your feet off the ground. And you know this, that's
like that he's talking about. Is Vogue most million dollar magazine,
the highest ranking magazines in the world, if not the best,
and they are creating AI generated models to make women

(39:23):
and possibly men, I don't know if they have men
feel worse about themselves by having literally the perfect woman
in their mind in their magazine.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Right yeah, But if I want instead of paying five
grand to hire a photographer for my wedding, if my
cousin wants to use his iPhone because now it's like
forty eight megapixels, like yeah, phographers get offended by that now.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
I mean, do you have Vogue money Vogue can afford
I think the higher real model or twelve?

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Right yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
And would you would you really want to cheap out
and AI your wedding photos like AI not even make
them really? Okay, So your cousin's gonna go to your wedding,
take all these photos with his iPhone and then you're
just gonna put them in AI and just well, some.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
People maybe that's the only way there would be a
bride at the wedding.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I mean, I get it to a level. But even
if I would respect the photos raw like from the
iPhone and just be like, hey, these this is the
photos my uncle Jed took.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah, okay, he's still bitter because camera phones pretty much
put him out of business. Photographer.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I did wedding photography for eighteen years. I've been to
build what Yeah, I haven't you done?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Not?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Me and Jason had that one night.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
And night in Bangkok.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, I was a wedding photographer for eighteen years. I
did tons and tons of weddings. I slowly got out
of it because people were showing up with their own
phones getting in the way, not like just tons of reasons.
This is why I was talking to Deuce about it,
Like the wedding business is just shit because of people
with their iPhones and grandma's and grandpa's and everybody and

(41:05):
their uncles showing up.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Oh I got my camera a photographer, Yeah you know.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
So yeah, that just diluted the industry and it just
you lost your I lost my passion for it because
it was just very bland at that point. There was
no creativity. Nobody wanted to give you the time to
be creative. You'd want to spend you know, forty five
minutes to an hour out with the wedding and you know,
going out and getting nice photos and then you have
to go, oh fuck that, let's just go and you know,

(41:29):
fuck the fuck the photos. Let's go and you know,
drink and party and like okay whatever. You never had
weddings kind Yeah. Also the guy at Brass Smug that
shot our show. Yeah, those pictures that he took and
you know the funches got, especially the photography, those are
some great photos, man, I mean yeah, I mean when
doing like stage photos. And Eric will be surprised about this.

(41:52):
I was a photographer for a magazine too, and I
did a lot of stage photography. Uh so when I
did that, those are different too, because now they're only
giving you three minutes to go and shoot. Like Jone
Jet I shot her. Yeah, fucking all those you go
tis yeah awesome, but all those bands you go my website,

(42:19):
I still have all the phones. You get. You get
three minutes. They give you the hot zone. It's called
the pit, not the mosh pit, but it's called the
pit for photographers. You go up there, they give you
three minutes to shoot, and once you do your three minutes,
you have to leave and that's it. But everybody behind
you gets to stay with their iPhones and ruining the
show for everybody because they're up there with their phones.

(42:41):
But the professional photographers with the fucking nice lens, you know,
all that ship, they only get three minutes. And jon
Jet she has a one hundred foot rules, so you
have to stand back by the soundboard and she will
not let you shoot in the pit. You have to
be back one hundred feet because her wrinkles. Vince Neil's
the same way.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
But then again their iPhones, all those older guys.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, uh so what a press? Ye?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Now, what I will say about AI real quick, talking
about that, you know, hiring models and all this stuff.
And you know we have the same argument with music.
There are actual AI bands. You know, you watch Rick
Biatto's latest and uh you know YouTube videos. He talks
about that. What I say from a consumer standpoint, I'm
talking about Vogue or any of these companies or these
music companies. We get to choose who and what we

(43:28):
support versus what we don't. And I hope, at least
with music that there would be kind of like a
almost like an anti I'm not anti AI. I talked
to chat GBT like it's that's my secretary.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
Now, I use, well, why don't hire a real secretary
though you're you're putting someone else out of business?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
No, no, I kind of say that. So let me
back up. It's not a no no. You're not saying
you don't know I am.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
There's there's a poor girl lives down the street that's
trying to get a job, but you won't hire her.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
No, I said, it's like a six secretary. It's not
like me hiring a secretary. But I use AI to
bounce ideas off on and to correct my bad grammar
in that sort of thing. So yeah, it's very good
for that. But now I'll say this, there's there's a
way to use chat GPT and I actually do more
work using chat GBT now than I ever have because

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you give it the full spectrum, you give it the
full story, the backstory and all that stuff, and it's
just able to do some research that you would normally
do that. I tellsen jokes too. It does know my
sense of humor, but drink up jokes.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
But it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
It's it's not like one of the things where I'm like, okay,
well let me just copy and paste what it tells me, Uh,
it's just doing a lot of research. It will take me.
That's taken me like hours to do. I don't have
to do that anymore. And it's not something I would
hire anybody to do anyway. But as far as music goes,
I think, you know, the consumer still has the power.
I think the media doesn't want us to think that
we have the power. It's like, well, this is what
you're gonna do, is we're gonna buyas you're gonna see

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this model, when you're gonna listen to.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
This, We have the we have the choice of not
to support that.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Right, Well, you're gonna see AI and everything now, so
news articles that you're reading, music, your reviews, I mean everything,
You're gonna see AI now. So it's gonna be in
our lives. It's gonna get worse and worse. And now
it's gonna get to the point to where you don't
know if it's like people calling you is AI or not,
like people getting scammed left and right, Like it's it's

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gonna be a big deal.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Well, on YouTube, there's when you upload a video to YouTube.
You've probably seen this. There is a section where you
you're supposed to mark whether any part of that video
is AI generated or not, So you have to mark
yes or no. And I'm sure the YouTube Google's smart
enough to be able to tell if there's any AI
creation of Now I don't.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Know what's their point in that though, Like if I
put yes, we don't use any AI But if I
put yes, like, what are they doing?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Like I mean, I think it's probably like the same
concept of having like the colored value on things like
I was good, I was good. That was gonna be
one of the questions I asked, like with Vogue for instance,
like are they like outlining that it's AI generated, that
it's not natural models or whatever you're supposed to do
that I think, I mean, as a consumer that impact
may influence your purpose.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
But do they advertise that all the even the wheel
models are photoshopped and touched up and they're they're digitally
edited anyway.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Well, in some campaigns it's required, like I know, in
like makeup for instance, like Mascara commercials, you're contractually not
able to use photoshop. You can't and you also can't
use any like false advertisement as far as like you
can't use fake lashes when you're advertising a mescarrat.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
You have to show only the products itself.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Like Jesus just outlined.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Yeah, I'm like blind, look at how offul.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
Line because someone turned the table so it faces directly
at me and he turned red back on things. I'm
I'm definitely gonna have a seizure.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
To a club, Joe.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
No, I agree. And when I was doing wedding photography,
photoshop was just getting kind of hot and introduced. I
had photoshop on the CD and I had I'd go out.
I shot weddings, No I used, I shot, I started weddings.
I was shooting in film, and then when digital came out,
we were very like tiptoeing into the digital film like arena.

(47:19):
I remember taking film cameras and a digital camera to
a wedding with me because we didn't trust the digital camera,
like it was so new. We're like, oh, it's gonna
blitz out our freak out and race all of our shots.
So we were literally taking two cameras like oh, because
we would as a professional take two cameras, always a
backup camera, one with a white angle with the zoom

(47:39):
or something. But then we were like, okay, let's carry
the one with the zoom with the digital and the
one like we would try to parse it out and ship. Finally,
you know, digital became the thing. It was like if
you're carrying the film camera, it's like, oh, you old dinosaur,
you got to change it.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Yeah, I mean I feel like a digital is more
practical nowadays. But look at all the filters and things
like a again, US.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
People expect expect photoshop. Like it got to the point
to where you were shooting digital and you would have
consultations and the brides would ask you, what type of
photoshop are you doing on my images? And I'm like,
I can shoot your images crisp and clear and awesome
without photoshop and I hardly ever use it, but.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
They wanted because they know they ain't the prettiest.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
It's a shame though, because you think, like, those are
memories that you're gonna pass, especially for a wedding for instance,
You're gonna pas those down generation a generation.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
What you would get, you would get the brides that
are like, oh, in our family photos, my sister was
dating that guy Allan, Well they're not together anymore, and
remove Alan, or hey that tattoo I have on my arm.
And I was wearing a sleeveless dress. Can you tatt
Can you photoshop that tattoo out of all of our photos? Like,
I just shot seven hundred pictures of your wedding. I'm
not photoshopping the tattoo out of every fucking well, now

(48:56):
you can with AI? Well, I mean whatever, But.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
I mean it's just I think it's a shame in
certain instances. I think of and all the great things
that like society and humanity can be doing with AI,
And these are the fucking things we're worried about using
it for is like get my ex boyfriend out of
the picture and make sure that mole on my nose
is gone.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
There was a so my sister when she was this
was she probably married, like fifteen twenty years ago. Yeah, good,
she Yeah, there was a family photo of everyone. Everyone
looked great, and my grandmother was blinking in the photo.
And so when my sister, oh, it's great. So when
my sister went into the photographer's studio to look at

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the photos and select with one she wanted and little
tweaks that she wanted on some, she's like, oh my god,
this is the perfect photo, except for my grandmother is blinking.
The photographer took eyes from another photo and put them
in that one photo. But I swear to god, we
looked at the photo after it was all said and done.
She only used like one week for both, like.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
She didn't.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
Possessed.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
You can see it's like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
All right, let's look at Laura's dragons. Dave Keller, all right,
let's see.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
That's bad as he made. He made a book and yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Look at those eyes too, like three D printed.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah, so these are three D printed and painted.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Here, three D prints like everything. Cadalorian one.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
He's been working.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Wow, No, probably two months, Joe.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
I mean these two months is months.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
But half of it was Laura not being decisive on
what she wanted. So this is his final product of
the white one. And then let's show the black one.
You know, we are black and white in this U household.
So let's see where's the black? Uh?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
It was there? You gotta scroll that. It's not that
far up. We had everything together.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
Hold on, let it go bad?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Right, chat history missing? How to restore you're missing some
of it? Yeah, I think that's what happened to it,
because all it should all be together.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I don't see not there.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
But Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
The other one is a black, so the same exact dragon,
just facing the opposite direction, and then it's black with
the gold eye. They're really good. Yeah, they're gonna be
my They're gonna be my Fourth Wing series bookends, you
know Fourth Wing. Nope, No, I think that's Deuce's department.

(51:34):
Would Deuce would be like, I got it wrong.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I'm paying to the chats.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
I haven't and I totally missed. Keller made a comment
about Jason's neck rolls, but I was so late to
seeing it that I know. He said that Drew needs
smell a vision so that he can smell Jason's neck rolls.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I love.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
You should charge for that, you should?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
They kink you probably jar it and sell it, kind
of like fish. Speaking of speaking of things that smell good,
we're getting a hole in one donut apparently in Riverview.
I'm just saying they are so good. I would I

(52:20):
would hole in one, yes, like about one in my
hole for a donut. They're delicious.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Are you tipping there? That's the.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Tip there, because we have one and I have a
couple of bucks.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Here again still by there on the way to our
girls plant, day three oh one at like Balm river View,
but it's still like it's the other one that's closest
to us is Brandon Lythia Pine Crest in Providence, so
it's much much closer.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Hurry back, Joe, I've got a story that you're gonna
want to be a part of. Yeah, but we want
your comment. Well, that's why I want you to put Joe.
All right, A crude pothole graffiti tactic got Portland's attention.
Please don't copy it, officials say. Now, you know, when
they say don't do something, people are going to do

(53:16):
it right, right, right, So show the picture. Like Jason,
this is totally something you would do as a kid.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Maybe Now, if they were a pothole in his neighborhood
it wasn't getting fixed. That's what Jason would do.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Is that why they did it though, to get to
fix the potholes that the and.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
I'm assuming they weren't being fixed.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
I don't understand what the problem is. So he likes
maybe he's a scientist. He draws beakers on the ground.
I don't see the issue. It's a stem project.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Someone drew graphic images on two potholes on Northeast twenty
first Avenue. It caught the attention of.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Scientific Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I mean maybe it's a speeding ball. Looks like the
balls are rolling you like a penis in motion.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
It's like a cannon. Yeah, it's like a Civil War tribute,
you know, like a cannon landed there and they're letting
you know, this is a cannon ball. Maybe a cannon was.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Murdered there, and it's like an outline.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
There you go, chalk outline. Yeah, it's a dead microphone.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Gorilla graffiti artists drew phallic images around two proturberant potholes
on Northeast twenty first near Northeast Malt Street. What's up
with all these fucking names? Malt Street? Am I pronouncing
that right line?

Speaker 5 (54:36):
I have no idea. They got some weird to practice
kling on before we.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yeah, yes, sorry. The artwork caught the attention of Portland
Reddit users and nearby apartment dwellers had a bird's eye
view of the parabic mules over the weekend. By midday
Monday and a happy ending for the neighbors, the graphic
decorations were gone and the potholes were filled in. So

(55:01):
apparently it worked where they got rarely filled. Yeah, Portland
Bureau of Transportation Communications director Hannah Schaeffer said. Schaeffer conceded
that the twenty first Avenue potholes were prioritized because the cleanup,
because the traffic drawing.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
It was a big mess.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Yeah, it was spewing all over the place.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
Oh, I mean I was tempted to do that here.
I mean there's some nasty.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Pop over the floor.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, Studio Joe, we want.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
We want taken care of an area.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
They filled that one over by the gas station. Finally, right,
it was huge too.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
How don't we just drawed dicks all down three oh
one where they're missing asphalt on one whole section freaking
bike lane. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
She said the paintings should not be a fast pass
to getting the city to address potholes.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
But it worked, though, did it worked?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
City crewis aimed to fill potholes within thirty days. Shaffer
said last year, workers filled fifteen thousand potholes around the city.
Cleaning up paint ads an extra step for the transporting cruise.
Please don't paint the potholes, motherfuckers.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
They're just asking to be the Oh they're gonna do
it now. Fifteen thousand potholes. Yeah, wasn't there a girl
who did that online in like twenty four.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
Hours or something that was seven hundred and sixty two.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
A lot of potholes.

Speaker 7 (56:21):
We're gonna get her on a on what's that website?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Uh, Joe's dirty wood dot Com?

Speaker 5 (56:29):
No, No, I know you're talking.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
It's cameo.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Cameo, Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
So?

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Cameo is where you can pay a celebrity to send
a message, either to you or somebody you know, and
it's different prices depending on like what the girl from
hair Spray and she's talking to people and her fucking
tooth fell out. Did you see Blonski? Oh my god,
please do Itcky Blonsky. I'll piss myself laughing though, but

(56:55):
I'm balls out. Nicky Blonde Nicky blonde Ski.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
She was.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Yeah, she's on like five dollars apiece on cameo and
she's like art teacher, theater teachers and mid teacher. Her
fucking tooth comes out.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
What the fuck is that your phone is playing it?
That's why? O?

Speaker 4 (57:20):
God, she just like holds it in her cheek like
a chipmunk hand. Yeah, somebody like a why go to
the dentist when you can make five bucks on cameo.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
First off, who is this lady?

Speaker 4 (57:40):
That's Nicki Blonski.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
She played.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
The the lead and Hairspray remake with Zach Effron before you.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
Saw it, Yeah, it's not worth seeing. I mean I
wouldn't see it either.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
John Travolta isn't drag excellent. Christopher Walking plays the dad.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Now, he wouldn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I wouldn't watch Walking.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
But I'm the original Hairspray.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
No, no, I'm not really the musicals I mean Grease
maybe when are We Dead?

Speaker 5 (58:16):
You like Grease?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
I was a kid. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's different.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
He probably Grease too with Michelle What was the other.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Will Willy Walk in the Chocolate Factory? Technically a musicale
you know?

Speaker 5 (58:30):
I mean, but he was watching it last night.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Well I came, I came on. I mean it wasn't
what we flipped it after a minute. But yeah, I
mean ship like that. Okay, I get, but Hairspray.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
I've heard Timothy.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Okay, I like musical. A mother a mother show this photo?
A mother Tiger lost her cups premature labor shortly after
she became depressed and her health declined. Since tigers are endangered,
every effort was made to secure her health. Zoologists wrapped
piglets up in the tiger print cloth and presented them

(59:09):
to the mother tiger. She eaten these piglets and treats
them like her own and, needless to mention, her health
is back on track. Now. Question how long until she
realizes these motherfuckers are food? They're not my kids?

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Are they? I want to know? Okay?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Are that is that genuine tiger hide?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Or is it.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
They cook the actual baby tiger skin?

Speaker 4 (59:32):
They skin her dead fetuses to make those sweaters for
the piglets.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
So it's I I'm actually upsetting myself that I watched this.
But what you know, like right, I have seen farmers
who raise cows that a cow will lose a calf
and then a mom cow will die, and so there's
like a calf that needs a mom and a mom
that needs a baby, and they will literally skin the

(59:58):
dead calf and put the skin on the other calf
so that it smells like her baby. Until I saw
a video, I didn't say that I watched it regularly.
I just saw video, so I know what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
You're just some weird porn.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
This was a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
It wasn't porn.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
I was gonna say. I mean, I don't know how
I came up on my page, but.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
So naked cowboys doing weird with big I met.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
The naked cowboy when I was assaulted by him when
I was a teenager.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
The naked cowboy was arrested.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Did you have hair long hair? I I'll pull it
up on my face right now. I was seventeen years old.
I graduated high school and I went up back up
north to visit my friends in Jersey and me and
my girlfriends went to Manhattan for the day and we
were walking around and we got our pictures taken with
the naked cowboy and he said we you know, he
puts his arm on you, and he goes okay, one, two.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Three, and when you say three, he hunks your booby. Hed.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
No, he grabbed our asses a finger and hurt nums.
But he just got arrested not too long. Wasn't he
like a fancy Yeah, he was in in the area something.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
Yeah, just saying go give him a conjole, you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Know, I mean we were supposed to get married and
you know, travel he's gone for work all the time.
He's got no fucking pants.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Anybody going to see Happy Gilmore two?

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
I saw it already, It's only you can't go see
it in theaters.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
It is worth the watch. There are a lot of
celebrities in it. Yeah, it's not as good as the original,
but it does do it justice.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
It says, Happy Gilmore Too is a huge piece of ship.
Some one disappointed viewer.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
Tell him fun himself, seriously, go funck off, because there
are a lot of cool celebrity cameos in it, and
it's worth to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
You know what I heard was a really good Uh
actually I was quoted as saying a cinematic masterpiece was
a roadhouse the new roadhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I sawid I mean with Jake Jill at Hall? Is
that a joke?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
You really liked it, did you see it?

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Yeah? Cinnamon masterpiece that is wrote out you know the original?
The original was all right? You know maybe yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Know, you know, I barely remember the first one.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Oh, I've seen it one time and it left a
very significant impression. Anyway, I just you could sell those
too significant impression.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Where did the question?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
So I'm going to read some of the comments says, uh,
we're just going way.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
We're not put any spoilers out there because I actually
want to see this and I don't want.

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
It to be I didn't spoil it. I just said
it was good with a lot of caem right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
I know, but he's reading comments straight from this post
and I don't need him ruining.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
I texted the group like on Friday night. I was like,
you guys got to watch this movie.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Yeah, but they just came out on I had the
first one on Netflix too, so I want to watch
them both back to back so that I, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
It says, Hey, it was better than Joe Dirt too.
I thought seventy percent of the movie was great. The
last twenty percent reminded me of how terrible Space Jam
to us. We're just gonna throw Eminem in the alligator pit,
question mark, don't forget the feed John daily three times
a day.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
I didn't even realize it was Eminem until after the movie,
and I was like, oh shit, that was him because
I caught it and I was like, oh, they just
made an Eminem reference.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
But do you feel bad for this generation? They don't
have anything Originally, they.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
What The sad part is that we think we have originals,
but we don't. All the good movies that we have,
are we makes of movies from the seventies anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
No, not necessarily.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
There's a lot of stuff that we have that we
thought was original. It turned out that was baked off
of movies from years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
And I'm talking about like things like The Goonies, the
Breakfast Club, the Lost Boys.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Those are I mean, if you consider the Breakfast Club great,
I mean, oh club.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Quoted the Breakfast Club in my eighth grade yearbook every
time I played that song Joe you want to.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
You're one of those people, then I'm a movie buff.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
I love movies.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Yeah, I think The Breakfast, Breakfast Club and Weird Science.
Those those movies you you would never be able to
remake Breakfast Club or Weird Science. Ever, Like what about.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Sixteen Candles, You'd never be able to make nowadays?

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Pretty and Pink love It? I Love you ever see
for Keeps No Ferris Buelleruelers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
They're going to remake it. I love they are going
to try one day to remake it. I guarantee they're
either going to do a part two with him as
a dad his son. Yeah, they're going to make it
well for sure. For sure, Yeah, that's what they're gonna do.

(01:04:49):
But no, the best way to do it is fairist
as an adult in his kid sneaking out and now
he's playing the on himself.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
I don't want to see.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I don't either, but I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
You don't want to say goony gooney. I feel like
you can't really improve upon the Goony?

Speaker 7 (01:05:04):
What about space? I love doing that that they're finally
coming out.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
With the See here's here's a question for you because after.

Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
Thirty nine years, why here's money?

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Is Brooks still lot?

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
Yeah, he's ninety eight, he's gone nine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
I think here's for you because I think I'm pretty
sure you love this movie, Beetlejuice. How did you feel
about the Remember I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
I love the original. I was not impressed with the
new one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
I'm a Michael Keaton fan overall, but Beetlejuice was just
not his one of his favorite movies. For me, I'm
just I.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Remember I saw the original, but I don't remember there
being those cartoony things in the original, like you know,
how they were doing the cartoon to explain how the
dad died because No, that was like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Definitely claymation obviously. I mean there was a Tim Burton movie.
There was a lot of claimation in the original one.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
But they had like actual like but there was no
yeah stuff to explain the dad dying and all that
other stuff. Yeah, I just I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
I thought it was most of the remakes of most
of the good movies from back in the day, they're
just they they rely too heavily, I think on the
old jokes, the stuff that was funny in the original
they try to just like they're just beating a dead horse,
you know, they know there's nothing original about it, and
I mean you can make I think there's ways to
make sequels that aren't just.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
When was the last time you actually went to a
movie in the theaters?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Jase, Oh, it's been probably fifteen, but at least thirteen years.
What we used to do is we would wait until
the movie was out for three or four weeks, and
then we'd go to the mat and nail on like
a Saturday at like eleven when it was cleared out.
So we used to do that. But we haven't been
to a movie. We'd much rather be at home with
Frodo and you know, I'm city mister. Cell phones and

(01:06:51):
kids yapping, and I don't want to deal with that, yeah,
you know, And I don't want to deal with that,
and I'm gonna get in a fight and I don't
want to.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
I'm pretty sure I bitched about this on the show before.
But the last time we went to a movie theater.
We went to it was one of the Star Wars movies.

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
But the fact that the two of yous have been
to a movie theater together means it's been within the
last so many years.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Eight years. Yeah, but it was like one of the
Star Wars movies. We went months afterwards, waited until all
the hype died down. We went on like some random
afternoon time. But it was right, But it was It
was one of those theaters where you had to like
pick your seats that you wanted to sit in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
They'd every time.

Speaker 8 (01:07:31):
It was.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
I think that was the first time I'd been to
a theater where you had to select your seat and
you just found a seat. So we went and we
picked two seats. There was literally the entire theater was open,
so we had the pick of the seats, right, So
we picked two seats in this dinner kind of like
halfway in the middle. Great great view. Right, So we go,
we sit down in our seats, movies about to start.

(01:07:52):
Two more people come in. Where do they sit right
the fuck next to me? Oh, get the fuck out
right now. I go, like, there's a whole fucking theater
if you wanted smacks iner, like we are pick a
row before after what the whole theater? The entire theater.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
They were swingers trying to do something.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
I was leaning so hard, like up against it because
I'm like, what the like?

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
It was No, I can't ye, it was strange.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
I actually saw the new Beetle Juice in the theater.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
Really, yeah, we went.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I mean it had only been in there maybe a week,
and I took my kid and I think there was
maybe one or two other people in the theater.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
It was very sad. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
It's it's a dying breed. I think.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
No, we actually we went to I forgot. We went
to the theater after COVID when the theater was like
renting out the theater and you could bring your own
movie because they would bring your blue rays they had.
No that's awesome, right, that's what they're going to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I mean, I like the theater. That's just like when
I was a teenager. You know, movie theaters were my
roller rink.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
Right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
But I do enjoy them, but with what's going on lately,
I just don't trust them.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
I haven't been to a movie theater. It's got to
be since two thousand and eleven, maybe twenty twelve.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Really, yeah, I missed the movie theater.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
It was like a thing. I remember going.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
I remember lining up for like the new Harry Potter,
the last Harry Potter that came out. I remember waiting
like at midnight to get into the theater.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yeah, why she's got to cut out. I got a
long day tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
So okay, we've got Keith Keller on Keith, what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
There?

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
One?

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
No, that's the right one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Now you're on the right one.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
Yeah, what's up? Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
You are there?

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
You are?

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
That much? I was just bound to say hey, and
uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
We were trying to show the video earlier. I got
the video of the white dragons, but we didn't get
to see the black ones. I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened in the video, but they
disappeared from our Facebook messages.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
I don't know there was There wasn't a video. It
was just a picture pictures of the of the black dragons.
I reset them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
I've recent where'd you go?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
He's in the hills of Colorado? Where'd you go? Where
did you go? There?

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
You drop?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
All right? You're back, yeah, my back, you're back back.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
They are all right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
So here's the black one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Wow, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
So Keller made these very cool? All right?

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
So yeah, I ended up I ended up putting glass
eyes in them because they look a lot better than
painting them. Uh so, And I have a bunch of
glass eyes. I have them for all kinds of ship.
And I just happened to have the perfect size because
I have different sizes for different ships. So I ended
up popping into the golden black ones.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Laura has a photo of her aunt. She needs you
to put an eyeball in the picture. My grandmother or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
Send me the fixture. I could. I could, I could
print the dad put a grass eye in it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
We need two eyeballs, though, one left right eyeball.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
Okay, I couldn't do it, all right, Well, I just wanted.
It's a lot saw it took so long. But I
told Andy or Drew the other day that I believe
it or not, I'm actually a volunteer firefighter and there's
been a lot of fires in this area and I've
been busy fighting fires and everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
I meant to bring that up the other day and
you said, did you did you send those photos? Send
those photos to me again, Keller, I meant to talk
about that. I don't see the photos. Did you send
that in my messenger?

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
I don't see him in there anymore. I wanted to
talk about that, Like, what is the last thing you
think Keller would do as of like a volunteer work
as a volunteer firefighter, Like, like, that's amazing to me.
I mean it's I can't I've.

Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
Been doing it for about three years now.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
And I actually went to UH training to become a
firefighter right before I got cancer, but when I got cancer,
I couldn't do it, so they kind of, you know,
screwed me from doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
So M I can see that right. Well good, I mean,
I'm glad you're doing better and you're back at it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
Yeah, butter, sup, So I got better. I got you know.
They they called being hard that I was doing good,
and they I actually worked for the county fire department,
not my town, so I kind of travel all around
through Colorado.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
There he is trying fires.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Bang what's behind that shower curtain?

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
A couple other fire guys?

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
All right, man, were cool. Laura is very very happy
with the product. And yeah, she thinks you send for sure,
send somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
However you want me to have her pay it, I'll
send her by cash apps some super probably tomorrow the
next day.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Cool, sounds good man, Thank you guys later. But it's down.
It's I've known since I was twelve years old. That's
why he caused me.

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
Are you guys watching the group chat at all?

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
A little bit?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
So Brad's in Hawaii. Yeah, apparently there's some sort of earthquake. Well,
I guess the neo Russia and it's causing a tsunami
in Hawaii. They're only like tsunami watch or something. I
must be missing the comics, the group chat, not the
not not the chat, not the the not the YouTube comments.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
I have not been saying the group chat. Wow, that's scary.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
I think he's in like a shelter in place.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Warning, it's like warning, that's a I think he's on
the same island where they also released a million mosquitoes too.

Speaker 7 (01:13:59):
That's to like fight the bad mosquito there on vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Yeah, yeah, what a vacation?

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Would you rather be in Hawaii with a million mosquits?
A hitchhiker he could have, you know, for love in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
All right, y'all, we're gonna call it. It's been two
and a half hours and she's elbowing me and thank
you for coming out, Thank you for having me. And yeah,
tell your little crew if they want to come out
destroy my studio. Yeah, I pick a date. We'll have

(01:14:33):
to make something special for them.

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
Yeah, we'll have a clam bake.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Well, there'll be plenty of resources for that. But hell yeah,
I definitely we'll love to come back and the girls
would would love it as well.

Speaker 5 (01:14:45):
So thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
All right, you'll you'll travel back to the area of
Polk and give our our high commendations for the Drinking
Withdrew show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
I absolutely will.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
All right, y'all, Pajama Joe, thank you. Jason had to
cut out early. His woman was apparently giving him the whip. Yeah, Jason.
So it's been the Drinking with Drew Show. My name's
Drew and I'm drunk, all right, and it south.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Say goodbye, everybody, everybody, all right, everybody. This has been
another episode of The Drinking with Drew Show. Check us
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(01:15:40):
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Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
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