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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And welcome back to the Epstein Chronicles. So there's a
report out in the Express over in England and they're
saying that Prince Andrew, if backed into a corner, could
write a memoir. Now, boy, oh boy, can you imagine
what would be found in those sticky pages, as if
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this guy's going to, you know, spill the beans and
tell the world what he did. Who the hell would
buy this guy's memoir? I mean, let's be real, I
certainly have no desire to read what this knucklehead has
to say. He's had ample opportunity to come out and
tell the world what happened, he has not done so,
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so why would anyone put some fazzules in this guy's
pocket to read what he has to say. Now, don't
get me wrong, I'm sure there are people out there
who will purchase this book. Me I'll wait for it
to come to the library, then I'll listen to it
on audio. But besides that, I have zero desire to
spend one dollar on anything that might enrich Prince Andrew
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or in fact anyone from the royal family. So while
this might be his way of threatening the royal family
themselves by saying, hey, look, I'm gonna write this memoir.
I'm gonna need some more money and maybe some more work.
But as far as thinking he might make a big
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fortune off of it from the general public, I think
he's going to be sorely mistaken, like in just about
everything else he's ever gotten involved in. So let's dive
into this article from The Express and let's see what
author Michael Curzon has to say headline, Prince Andrew could
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write own memoir if backed into a corner and needs money. Honestly,
it sounds like a veiled threat to the rest of
the royal family. Look, if you take away my ability
to earn, I'm gonna need something on this on the
flip side of that, so that I could have some
money coming in. It's like he's blackmailing them or something. Oh,
I'm gonna write this memoir. Prince Harry is set to
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publish a memoir later this year, and an update is
expected to a book by Angela Kelly, the Queen's stylist.
Reports now suggest the Duke of York could also be
considering his own release and what royal author Phil Dan
Pierre dubbed a golden age for royal books. I mean
come on, get off of it. Who's gonna buy this? Really,
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are there people out there that are so enraptured by
the clown Prince of England that they're going to go
storming out to buy a book that was authored by
the Joe exotic of the Windsor family. Come on, now,
there really aren't people out there, right. I'm sure that
you know, the lady Victoia Heavy will get a signed copy,
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But who's really gonna buy it? Prince Andrew formally ended
a civil case brought against him in the US by
accuser of Virginia Roberts by agreeing to pay a financial settlement.
The total sum was reported to be more than twelve
million pounds without admission of liability. He denies the claims
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made against him. Nah, no liability here, folks, nothing to
see here. Let's keep it moving. I never met her.
My fingers are too fat, I'm allergic to horses. That's
not the kit I wear. I never go to the
pizza joint. And woking, what is this guy even talking
about everything he says?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Absolute absurdity.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And to think or even suggest that this guy could
write a book that would make him any kind of
money is next level absurd in my opinion. In order
to foot the bill, mister dan Pier suggested that Duke
could release a book on his life. He said there
was precedent for such a publication in which he could
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not rule out within the royal family. Can you imagine
if this guy actually put out a memoir about his life,
about his time with Epstein and the whole, the whole
thing the Royal family would be, They'd go insane. So
I highly doubt that he'll ever be able to go
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through with something like this, And frankly, it looks to
me like a very thinly veiled threat to the Royal
family themselves, mister dan Pire told mel online. If he
is backed into a corner and he needs money, who knows.
After all, Prince Charles cooperated with the Jonathan Dimbley biography
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of him to get his message across. Diana was behind
Andrew Andrew Morton's book, and Fergie, of course, has written
several books that's worked out well for everybody, huh, I
mean besides Diana, and even she is questionable in my
opinion these days, are any of these people worth reading
about their lives to get their message across? What does
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that even mean, you mean to try and move the
narrative in a manner that they see fit, as if
having all of the media on their side for the
most part, at least up until recently. For Prince Andrew anyway,
wasn't enough. Let me get out there and pen myself
a memoir about my life. Prince Andrew appeared alongside the
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Queen earlier this month at the Service of Thanksgiving held
in memory of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. Following criticism
of his front and center presence at the service, reports
suggested he would now fade into the background at all
future public events. It's like they stop and start all
the time, right, Oh, this is going to be the
last event, and then that event happens, and then oh wait,
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the next one's going to be the last one. Oh no,
it's going to be the next one that's going to
be the last one. Are they ever going to be
the last event? I mean, come on, now, this guy
has how many lives does he have? Is he like
a cat or something? He just keeps, you know, building
and building and building on the life before the one
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he just lost or something. I don't get it, honestly,
how is it that he has not been squashed and
absolutely erased from English society at this point. But mister
Dampier insisted the Duke could use a memoir to put
him back in the spotlight. Again, this would be a
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very bad idea. Okay, what would you possibly put in
that memoir that would make people want to read it?
What could you possibly put in that memoir that we
don't know already, unless, of course you're going to out people.
And if that's the case, then you might as well
just go and speak to the authorities and tell the
FBI everything you know. Now. For instance, today there was
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a shooting in New York, right, a pretty ruthless shooting
in the subway, and police say right away, if anybody
has any information, no matter how small, please come forward
and give us that information because you don't know if
it will help the case move forward. So how does
the Prince of Jerkoffs over here know that what he
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has information wise won't help the case move forward. See,
he does know that he has some pretty important intelligence,
and he doesn't want to give it up because it'll
make him look bad. That's really what it always comes
down to, making him look bad. Oh, I can't lose
face over this, as if he has any sort of
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image at this point to try and defend all of
this stuff that he keeps doing, all of these antics,
showing up on the queen's arm, talking about having a
memoir come out. All of this stuff is just digging
the hole deeper for him. He should have a little
bit of common sense and take a step back and
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reevaluate what's going on in his own life. Spend some
time with your grandkids, bro Go spend some time with
your daughters. Go groom your horse or whatever it is
you rich fucking people do in your time off while
the rest of us are working. But whatever you do,
don't think you're coming back into public life.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Memoir.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I got your memoir, he said. Andrew might feel he
could explain some of his actions, which might pave the
way for a return to public life in a couple
of years. Again, this guy has had ample opportunity to
explain away his actions. He needs to write a memoir.
What it looks like and what it would be is
a cash grab. Some publisher will probably give him a
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few million dollars for it. He'll sell five copies and everybody,
you'll laugh to the bank. So I'm very interested to
see what publisher would pick this up, because boy, I'd
love to have them on the podcast to explain their
decision why they would have Prince Andrew and his stupid
ass memoir as part of their company. So we'll have
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to see if it actually, you know, happens, if he
even pens the memoir. But if you want some unsolicited
advice that won't cost him two grand an hour, I
can give it to him. And it's a bad idea.
Don't write your memoir. Go spend time with your grandkids,
like I was saying, go fishing, whatever it is you
old folk do. Go bet the ponies. I know you
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like to go to the racetrack. Go bet the ponies.
Nice degenerate activity for a degenerate man. But all of
this nonsense about coming back to public life or having
a role as far as a dignitary.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Or as a face for the.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
UK and the English people, it is just so far
out there that it might as well be in the
wake of Voyager two as it makes its way into
outer space. I doubt it will work, but I know
he wants to make a comeback, and after all, what
is the to do with the rest of his life.
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Like I just said, get a hobby. Bro, you're a pilot,
aren't you. Go fly a helicopter, Go learn calisthenics, become
a gardener, become a painter, do whatever it is that
you want to do. But boy, oh boy, every time
you show your face or you have one of these
grand plots that you think are a good idea, people
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like me are gonna be right here waiting to tell
you it is not a good idea and to tell
you to fuck off, because I don't know how many
times I can say it fifty ways to Sunday, I guess,
but I'm tired of these people. And we've been here
every single day since October of twenty nineteen, yipping a
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hawn about it, And we'll be here every day moving
forward until all of these people are cleaned up and
the remnants of this operation are all indicted because these
people have played their games for way too and dudes
like Andrew who think, well, all right, I paid out
my settlement, It's all fine, and well now I'll write
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myself a memoir. I'll have myself a comeback. It'll be
great now, don't get me wrong. Like most Americans, I
love a good comeback story. A good comeback story is
quality shit. Folks, who doesn't like to watch somebody get
completely beaten down and then pick themselves back up and succeed.
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Made some mistakes in your life, you were a drug addict,
you were a drug dealer, whatever it was, If you
can make a comeback and fix your life and have
a positive effect on your community, and most importantly remember
this is the most important part, be a positive influence
on your people, your family, the people that look up
to you, those are the most important people to be
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a positive influence on. Such a publication would likely trouble
senior members of the Royal family who are working to
rebuild the institution's reputation following Prince Andrew's legal claim. And remember,
we don't just have this shit going on. There's the
stuff with the fraudster still. We have witness impact statements
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to come. This is far from over. So any talk
about a comeback, especially right now, is I mean, honestly,
you have to be high as fuck on some mushrooms
and acid out here having the time of your life
like you're at Coachella or something to think that this
is going to happen. Because it's not, and I could
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say that with pretty much certainty at this point, because
even if the legacy media is willing to let him
back in, I know that independent media is not going
to have it. I know that content creator such as
myself won't have it either. So he can try, and
he can continue his nonsense, but he's gonna fail miserably.
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They are already understood to be worried by the possible
contents of Prince Harry's coming book, which is expected to
be released later this year. Well, are you folks interested
in reading that book? I personally have zero interest in it,
but I know a lot of you follow the royal
family out there, So when some of you read it,
if some of you do, shoot me some emails and
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you know, give me a review, let me know what
you think, because I just don't have the time or
the desire to read about the royal family unless it
has something to do with this scandal. Royal expert Richard
Fitzwilliams earlier this year highlighted there was enormous speculation over
what might appear in the Duke's memoir. He told The
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Express UK it is likely to be serialized and there
will be worldwide interest in it. Its publication in the
year of the Platinum Jubilee will probably ensure it's extra sales. Look,
I mean, I'm not a fan of the queen, as
you all know, but do you really got to drop
this book right during the jubilee? Let this old lady
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have her little slice here if you're her grandson. But again,
I don't know all of the dynamics in all of that.
And the way that him and his chick have been
treated the prince that lives in America, I think that's
been pretty wrong. All because dude wants to leave England,
you're going to treat him like that? And Prince Andrew
still gets the you know that they're still putting on
the nines for Andrew. Kind of ridiculous if you ask me.
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But again, what do why know? Mister Fitzwilliam added, The
publicity surrounding its launch, while there is still a royal rift,
is surely not the way to commemorate a year without
precedent in an institution which goes back over one thousand years.
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And again they rely on that a lot, right, Oh,
it's an institution that has a lot of tradition that
goes back a thousand years and this, that and the
other thing. Well, let's not act like the Windsors came
riding in with William the conqueror and the Plantagenets, maybe
some distant relatives or whatever, but let's not act like
the Windsor has had a major role. Okay, they're not
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the tutors, they're not the Plantagenets, They're just the caretakers
of the throne. In my opinion, the real glorious monarchy
of England was in the yester year, certainly, not today,
not these figureheads. So I'm not a big fan of
the royal family, as you all know, and I think
that the idea of Joe exotic of the Windsor family,
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the clown prints of nothing over here writing a memoir
is just some of the most absurd shit you could
possibly imagine. And I don't think he'll go through with it,
But if he does, you want to talk about a
royal flop, boy, oh boy, that most certainly will be it.
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What's up everyone, and welcome back to the Epstein Chronicles.
There has been talk for quite some time about the
Joe Exotic of the Windsor family aka Prince Andrew writing
a memoir. I told you all before that was a
bunch of bullshit, and well, guess what. That's exactly what.
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It is a bunch of bullshit. This dude was never
gonna write a memoir, never gonna do anything like that.
All of that nonsense is a straight up fantasy. There
is no way back for Prince Andrew into the world
of regular people. This dude had it all given to
him on a silver platter and threw it all away.
He has nobody to blame but himself. Nobody made him
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hang out with Jeffrey Epstein, Nobody made him be.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The big dickhead that he is.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
He chose to do that all on his own, so
he has nobody to blame, and there's no one at
fault but himself. Today's article is from the Daily Mail
headline Prince Andrew will not copy Harry and release a
tell all memoir because he stands four square behind the king.
As insiders reveal, Charles is giving the royal family the
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opportunity to pull together. What that means is Jimmy Savile's
best friend. King Charles doesn't want any more drama, and
he's probably trying to coax Prince Andrew behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
To stop the bullshit. The question is what's.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
King Charles going to offer Prince Andrew to make him
stop the bullshit. This article was authored by Alison Boshoff,
Chris Matthews and Elizabeth High. Here's some news to make
the coronation even more of a celebration for King Charles.
It can be revealed that Prince Andrew will not be
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writing a tell all memoir after all, because he stands
for square behind the monarch. That's what he says. Reality.
Nobody wants to read your book, Joe Exotic of the
Windsor Family. Who's gonna go out and buy this book?
I wouldn't even check it out from the library. To
be honest with you, this guy has nothing to offer
me anything. He has to say, well, I don't believe it.
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And besides that, what else does he have to offer
the world? Not a thing, So go and skulk around
the Royal Palace and in the words of Logan Roy,
fuck off. There was speculation the Duke of York would
offer an account of his life story in print, particularly
after the incredible financial success of Prince Harry's bombshell memoir
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Spare and his straightened circumstances followed the death of the Queen.
Author Daphney Barack was tip to be his ghostwriter. Shocking.
Daphney Barack great friend of Glenn Maxwell, daughter of Ehud Barack,
also good friend of Prince Andrew abvious, naw, none of
these people know each other. And dafnew Brock, she's not
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somebody that's friendly to Gallain Maxwell or anything like that.
And those interviews she got with Gallaan Maxwell that just
happened by circumstance, wasn't because you know their friends or anything.
But as far as the memoir goes, I told you
all back in the day that was never going to happen.
Sure he'll talk about it, maybe his camp will throw
it out there to keep his name in the news.
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But we know he's not going to sit down and
write a book. Give me a break already, what's he
going to say? However, I'm told that the idea is
a non runner. A source indicates there are no plans
for a book and never have been. The Duke has
had a non existent profile since the News Night precisely
so as not to damage the institution. He would never
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do anything to deliberately damage the family, except for hanging
out with Jeffrey Epstein, because besides that, you know, Prince Andrew,
he's all about the firm. He's all about making sure
the family name isn't tarnished. I mean, we're talking of
about Richard the Lionheart here, folks. How dare anyone question
the honor of Prince Andrew. The disgraced Duke was previously
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said to believe that an autobiography might allow him to
set the record straight in the wake of the Jeffrey
Epstein scandal. That's what the Newsnight interview was for. Dumb dumb.
His last major bid to do so, the notorious BBC
Newsnight interview in twenty nineteen, backfired spectacularly. But the Duke
might have had more control with a book. Yeah, maybe,
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but everybody knows that if you write a book, you're
in control of the narrative. You really want to set
the record straight, sit down with the FBI, sit down
with a news presenter, and go all the way into
detail about your relationship with Epstein. Why do you need
to do it in a book, and why does it
have to be in a controlled manner. Overnight on Thursday,
fresh claims emerge from a royal source, denying reports of
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a row between the King and his disgraced brother over
what Andrew would wear to the coronation. A friend of
the Duke's told Telegraph there is a warmth around the
place and a proper rallying around the King, who in
turn is showing serious emotional intelligence by ensuring the family
is given the opportunity to pull together. Look, anytime somebody
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says somebody close to the Prince, I don't buy it.
What friends does Prince Andrew still have for him that
are out here being his champion in public? So when
I hear people say, oh, a soone close to Prince Andrew,
that means his camp. All right, it's not one of
his friends. It's not some random person that's calling the
media to give them information about Prince Andrew. It's somebody
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in his camp. And all of these little leaks, well,
they're all planned, they added, I suspect some palace staff
are well behind the curve in their understanding of this
private family unity. The Duke stands four square behind the king.
Is this the same source that told us about the
memoir in the first place. There have also reportedly been
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concerns with royal circles about possible briefings against the Duke
by palace staff. His friend said, the family aren't briefing
against one another. If it's palace officials going off pissed
and providing hostile press briefings on who wears what and when,
or who lives here or there, then they should think
on They added, such actions damage members of the royal
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family and therefore the institution itself. Oh God forbid, God forbid,
there's any damage to the royal family. That's what you're
worried about. Meanwhile, Prince Andrew's running around without any sort
of penalties for the bullshit he was involved in. But
let's not tarnish the royal family. And in fact, you
know what, they don't need us to tarnish them they
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do a fine enough job on their own. Hello Jimmy Savill,
Hello Jeffrey Epstein. Prince Andrews stepped back from public life
in twenty nineteen amid the fallout from his friendship with
convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and that disastrous Newsnight interview. Step
back or was forced out. We all know the truth,
don't try and sugarcoat it. He was forced out. His
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military affiliations and charitable patronages were removed by the Queen
in January of twenty twenty two, and the following month,
a civil lawsuit filed by his accuser, Virginia Roberts, was
settled out of court for reportedly twelve million pounds. Andrew
emphatically denied her claims that he had sexually assaulted her
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when she was seventeen. In January twenty twenty three, The
Mail on Sunday reported the Duke of York was considering
an attempt to overturn the multimillion pound settlement he made
with his accuser.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
And I told you that was bullshit.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Too, didn't I You really think that Andrew Brettler is
getting involved in any deal that's not going to help
his client out that's not how he rolls, that's not
his mo He's not going to sign off on something
that is not beneficial to his client. The furor surrounding
the case led him to be stripped of his honorary
military titles, and any return to public life seems impossible.
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Despite remaining a Garter Knight, Andrew was banned from the
annual public procession in twenty twenty two. Instead, he joined
other Garter Knights for the private part of the day. However,
Prince Andrew was reportedly left furious after finding out that
King Charles may ban him from wearing the lavish Knight
of the Garter robes at the coronation. Imagine being this
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big of a dweep. Oh, I can't wear my nightly robes,
so I'm gonna throw a big fit behind the scenes.
Grow up already, dude, do yourself a favor. Go buy
yourself a little boat or something. Float around the little
ponds you have there in Buckingham and catch a few
fish and shut your mouth.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The whole world is tired of your bullshit.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Bro. The King is reportedly deciding whether to let his
brother wear the robes after Andrew step back from royal
duties because of the scandal. He was previously banned from
wearing the traditional robes at Queen Elizabeth's final appearance at
the Garter Day procession in Windsor. The Duke then largely
disappeared from view, although he was prominent at the funeral
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of the Queen in September. He will attend the King's
coronation at Westminster Abbey on May sixth, but will not
appear on the Buckingham Palace balcony afterwards, as the honor
is strictly reserved for working royals, and that Prince Andrew
you are not. Instead a life of service of some
yet undefined sort. Beckons behind the scenes, maybe a leper
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colony somewhere, he hopes, though to completely clear his name
in relation to Miss Roberts. It's not clear whether this
will involve legal action at some point. Meanwhile, the King
is said to be unwilling to continue to fund his
brother's protection teams at the thirty room Royal Lodge in Windsor,
which apparently costs three million pounds per year. It is
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possible that he will move into Frogmore Cottage on the
Windsor estate, which was done up and then vacated by
Prince Harry and Meghan, but that possibility is complicated by
the fact that he signed a seventy five year lease
on the Royal Lodge in two thousand and three in
exchange for ten million pounds he spent renovating it. A
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Netflix film about the making of the Newsnight interview Scoop
is in production. Rufus Sewell plays Andrew, and the role
of interviewer Emily Maitliss has been taken by Jillian Anderson.
Prince Harry Spare is the fastest selling memoir in publishing history,
shifting three point two million copies globally in a week.
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Harry secured a four book deal worth sixteen million pounds
in advance and is in line to receive many times
that in royalties. Experts suggest more than thirty million pounds
in total. Well, that's because he's not a hated figure.
This guy's biggest crime was, Oh my god, he left
the Royal family to live in America. Oh the travesty
of it all. He wasn't diddling kids, he wasn't hanging
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out with Jeffrey Epstein. So of course his book's going
to sell. Who's going to buy Prince Andrew's book. In
his book, Harry claims members of the royal family household
regularly brief the press, including for negative articles about Meghan.
Harry has been criticized for sharing private conversations in the
book and intimate details about family members. However, the Prince
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claimed there are many other details he chose not to
share because I don't want the world to know, adding
his family might not ever forgive him if he did so.
Harry has since challenged his family members to speak with
him and apologize to Meghan, though it is not clear
what for, and I can't begin to express to you
how little I care about Meghan Markel and Prince Harry,
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the controversial couple, saw their popularity ratings plummet in just
over a month and are reportedly receiving fewer invitations took
glamorous events as a listers fear they will become the
focus of attention. Prior to publication, Harry had a favorability
rating of plus thirty eight according to a December fifth
poll of two thousand US voters, that plunged to minus
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seven by January sixteenth. Pollsters Redfield and Wilton found while
Megan Markle dropped to minus thirteen compared to plus twenty
three on December fifth. Who cares about any of that?
A source previously claimed Prince Andrew also wanted to write
a memoir. The source said Andrew was the original spare
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and there's plenty of material Compared to Harry, he was
a far greater depth of history to draw from. All bullshit,
All of this was nothing more than a pump fake.
Like I said, to get Andrew's name back out there.
Writing a book would give him the opportunity to fully
explain his association with Jeffrey Epstein and the resulting fallout,
but it would also be a fascinating insight into the
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inner workings of the royals and their relationships. It has
been suggested that Andrew was in discussions with US author
and interviewer Daphne Barrock, who has written biographies of Amy
Winehouse and two former Pakistani pres ministers Benezier, BUTO, Let's
not forget the fact that Daphne Barack is a great
friend of Glenn Maxwell's. Let's just keep that in mind.
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Two leading publishers are said to be interested in an autobiography
of the Duke who settled with his sex abuse accuser
Virginia Roberts in an out of court agreement last year.
A lucrative book deal would be useful for Andrew, who
has told friends he received no inheritance from the Queen
when she died. Oh, I have to make my own
way in the world like the rest of us. Bro,
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you didn't inherit anything, So go get a job, a
source said, Andrew needs to find ways of making money
and supporting himself. It would be a huge wrench to
leave Royal Lodge, but mainly he wants to set the
record straight. If he doesn't change the narrative, no one
else will. Well, the narrative is the truth, So what
are you talking about? Change the narrative? And you know what,
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if all else fails and Prince Andrew can't find a job,
he can't find something to do with his time, maybe
the Joe Exotic of the windsor her family should just
start an only fans account. All right, folks, that's gonna
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