Six Million Ways to Die

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Ingram N M b R N dY. I'm sorry if I ambarrassed.

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I let my jealousy show, andthat's something I said I wouldn't do.
But tell me how, For itis a man supposed to go what another
man finds to steal your woman andeven let it show. He pulled your

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hat and rub on your face andeven had the nerve to ask the color
of your lungeries. Tell me whatwas I supposed to do when he disrespected
me and he disrespected you, creatinga scene. It's not my prescription for

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protecting my woman against male inter vision. He bought your drinks and gave your
invitations to his team ball insisted ondancing with you when I said you weren't
available. Mean nice to other men. I really don't, man, but

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I just couldn't stand to see himrow up on your behind. Tell me
what was I supposed to do whenhe disrespected me and he disrespected you?
Yeah, if you say it's oba, well, I can't understand why.

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But that's something I want to saybefore you say goodbye. Letting my jealousy
show, maybe it wasn't a thingto do, but I just gave help
myself. If I'm in love withyou. Respect for my woman. It's

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one thing I demand, and Iwon't stand no cheesing, nothing from no
other man. Tell me what wasI supposed to do when he disrespected me
and he disrespected you? Yeah,what was I suppose to do? What

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would have suppose to do? Hedisrespected me and he disrespected you. You
tell me what was I supposed todo? Oh? Looks and the best

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in the world have I chose thesame things? And nobody else asked that.
This is how nobody could touch me. This voice, this is power.
There is nobody that eats, sweepsor griefs. This business awarded me
to be the best. This isas good as me. I never had
to call myself the best in theworld. Other people said it for me

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and anybody else's hands. This isa microphone in my hand. It's a
pipe by. I am part ofa special I am one of a literal
dying dyeing three. Everything I haveI fought for and I'm kurt the hierarchy
thought of it. I wouldn't havefive years of pent up ammunition to unload
on it. I wouldn't have somuch to say. And yeah, I
got a bad attitude and a badreputation. I tend to piss a lot

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of people off, but I didn'tgive a damn. And yeah, I
developed a chip on my shoulder becauseI knew I was the best, im
the best in the world at whatI do do. I have everybody's attention.
Now, Oh Lukes, So whyare you doing this? Because you

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can't win? Rock this guy Okay, you to death inside of three rounds.
He's just another fighter. No,he hate. This guy is a
wrecking machine and he's hungry. Iwant to talk about that title defenses.
That was easy, you mean easy? He was great. You'll not get
it tomorrow. Tomorrow Alex is goingto bring that to a big, brand

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new level, brand new. Allgood will be attacked on this planet.
Maybe not the next one we getto, but on this one, all
good will be attacked. Every gardenwill be invaded. Not to think so
is naive. And here's the secondphrase. All values must be defendant political
values, social values, community values, family values, marriage values, friendship

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values, business values. Every gardenmust be tended all summer. Summer lilies,
make lilies, elephant, make Galipanen, make Gliban, make Gliban,
make Galloper Denver police have no eyewitnessesand so far no suspects in the execution
style murder of the radio talk showhosts, Talk show hosts, talk show

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hosts, talk show host coming.You keep your layout of two p I
am right them what he was ondefense, then he was on defense,
then he was on defeat. Butthis bull been taking the easy matss fighting
other bug man. I ain't goingnowhere. They wanted to tell all these
nice folks why you've been talking mepolitics man thiscause you want to keep me
down. Give that body week.I don't want a man like me and

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him the title. This doesn't nota puppet like yet? Who are there
across the ring? Lighting out ofthe red horn where I basically was May
fourteen, n sext mile Hiss roved. Thus refresh on a perfect walk forty
mikes forty they're crazy moody thirty eightwins by knockout. He's the foremost many

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Way Horn, Fine Way, horFine Way, World trap guard. Damn
I didn't got nine the w worldtrap guy, the blessing in the world,
the rain, the birthday a fellowsay, then tet me already say
super fine way cut me on thewhere from the south coast of the Golden

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State. It's Long beach'es most populartalk show with alex Exem and now your
host, alex Exem. Welcome friends, another fantastic, jam packed info show
of the alex Exim Show. IAm alex Exam. It is January the

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seventeen, twenty twenty four, theYear of Our Lord. Five nine oh
five ten pm. Yes, that'sright now. If you haven't heard,
we do have a chat. Thereis a new chat at alexexim dot com.
I'ma go ahead, log in,leave me a voicemail message. Just

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go to alexxim dot conflict on thechat room link. Then we're all jumping
in. I'm actually jumping in nowa little late, as I was doing
my last show prep on the newand improved virus. Oh yes, that's
what they were discussing at the WorldEconomic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. We're

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going to get into that as theyplan for the next pandemic, which,
by the way, they're saying willbe These are their productions where they get
these predictions. God only knows thes as we are probably cooking up the
virus in a lab. Linda says, no show Yes, we're here.
We're here in the Linda, Yeswe're here. Was I late? Wasn't
laid with it anyway. The showstarts at five, folks, Thanks Linda

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for being here. By the wayat the chat, and if you want
to go directly to the chat,it's fanless dot com slash alex exhem jump
on in the water's fine virus xwith they're now saying will be compared to
COVID, much more deadly, twentytimes more deadly, with an eighty to

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ninety percent kill rate. Now,folks, if that has weapons, were
all doomed because you can't a thirdof America or the planet dead. We're
all dead. Everything stops, foodproduction, energy, everything you think when

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COVID happened, and you couldn't getthings because all the shipping containers were blocked
up here in Long Beach Harbor.Yeah, well the Port of Long Beach,
what I say harbor, the Portof Long Beach. I saw them.
I used to go ride my bikeand see all because there was nothing
to do during COVID except ride abike, so I would see all,
and I mean all. There area lot of them, of the shipping

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containers everywhere, and they were justdotting the sea in the coast. So
that's always fine. That is whatwe're going to be talking about. What
they're now concocting and scheming up.When I say scheming up, I'm not
saying they're in a lab creating thevirus. What's hope, Not because we'll
all be dead, but just kindof a what if scenario, what if

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happened? And I've told you beforesome of the scary parallels are is watching
and I'm gonna play that Contagion ifyou haven't, I'm not gonna play the
little movie. But if you haven'tseen the movie Contagion, it will terrify
you because you realize, not onlywas it like a playbook for what we
experienced during COVID. And by theway, this whole show is not gonna

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be about COVID. I know peopleare sticking hearing about it. Not only
was it a play by play playbookfor COVID. If you watch that film
now, it's very triggering. Youknow, I was watching. I'm gonna
play the trailer for you. Iwas watching the trailer and there's they don't
say it, so I'll tell younow. There was a moment where They

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showed just clips, basically clips,not clips words. So the trailers playing,
there's music and you know, thenarration going on, and then they're
flashing up text. Right, soone of them, they'll have to go
watch the trailer. One of themsays, no one is safe from fear.

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I thought that was strange. It'strue, it is true, right,
nobody's safe from fear. They scaredthe hell out of all of us.
And that's why most people got thisfaulty vaccination that we now know most
of them don't work. They usedrelative risk reduction, not absolute risk reduction,
and a lot of people were dupedinto taking a faulty vaccine. So

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when you watch this, the mentionof vaccine that was part of the movie,
right, they had to get avaccine. So the mention, the
mere mention of vaccine in this movie, which was made well before COVID,
makes you go, hmm it is. The trailer is like a playbook for
what we went through. Let mejust play that real quick. We're gonna
get to Davis in a moment inthe World Economic Form. We're also going

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to talk about six million ways todie. Choose one, and this is
the most common deaths in your homewithout leaving your house. I'm sure that
went up the deaths. I'm goingto talk about the top ten or so
here. I'm sure during COVID wewere all locked down and locked in our
house. Houses. People were doingthings like home improvement. Yes, home

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improvement and repairing things is on thislist. As you can imagine, there
were probably more people dropping dead fromhome improvement than the actual virus, because
we know that the numbers were completelyinflated. If here I go doing the
whole damn show about COVID, butwe all know, and we've said this
many times. We have the reportsnow that anything, literally anything. You

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were in the hospital for cancer forsix months, they tested you have COVID.
They listed as COVID. You couldgo in there with a broken neck.
You're dying. They can't fix theneck. You've been in a coma
for a month. Then they go, you know, he's about to drop
dead. Can we just check ifhe's got COVID too. They give you
a COVID test. Oh, he'sgot COVID. That's listed as the cause
of death. It was. That'sridiculous, And apparently there were I guess

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you would actually count call it abounty on people dying in hospitals, and
the hospital would actually get money.Apparently, like if you put down COVID
here, you're gonna get like whateverit was. Now. I've never researched
that completely, but there are allsorts of rumors going around that basically every
hospital was green lighting COVID because therewere benefits to listening it the death as

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COVID than anything else. Let meplay this clip from Contagion. This is
not for the week of heart.If you do not want to flashback to
COVID, and if you do notwant to hear about disease X, this
fictional disease that they're getting ready talkabout, don't listen to the show.
I don't often say don't listen tothe show, but I understand this is

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very triggering for some people, includingmyself. When I just watched the Contagion
trailer right before the show, Isaid, you know, this is perfect
what I'm doing. Let me justwatch that trailer. Maybe there's I thought,
maybe just a clip. I'm gonnaplay the whole damn trailer because I
was like, this is exactly whatwe went through, not a little bit.
Not kind of you know, Oh, there's always a movie. I
know, I can hear somebody outthere well as there's always a movie that

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kind of emulate real life. You'venever heard life with life fart ale,
Yeah, I've heard that, actually, schmuck. Sorry if anyone who's tuning
in for the first time, that'smy schmuck voice. By the way,
Yes, I know that. ButContagion was released in twenty eleven, and
if you're trying to tell me tenyears later, we're going through the exact

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same thing. And it's not alittle Look, I'm not saying it's pre
predictive programming, which you know whatever, some of you conspiracy theorists what I'm
saying. It's just damn strange.And you know it too. And I'll
never forget when I was watching themovie teny I watched it when it first
came out. I didn't see itin the theater, but I probably watched

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it like on demand or whatever whenthe movie he first came out. I
remember watching it going this is terrifying, and then to think ten years later
we would actually go through this.So let me play the quick clip.
Got a two minute clip of Contagionreleased Remember in twenty eleven ten years later,

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we have one of the worst pandemicssince the flu pan What was a
Spanish flu in like the nineteen twenties. That's how long it took for something
like this to go absolutely berserk andkill a bazillion people. Well, now
we have all these world economic formsat DeVos. It just sounds like just
an elite hive when you have thisgoing on in them saying let's talk about

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virus acts and how we're going tobetter control people during this whole thing.
That's what they're talking about. Theysay, manage the virus. I say,
control the people. Let me playthis trailer. Do we have it?
There you are? Was it groundbreakingceremony for a new factory. Did

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she mention seeing anyone who was sick, anyone on a plane the airport?
No, said she was chat lacked. The average person touches their face three
to five times every waking minute.In between we're touching doorknobs, water fountains,
and each other. No. No, I go up to your room.

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So we have a virus has notreatment protocol and no vaccine at this
time. You had a seizure thismorning, bath energy. As of last
night, there were thirty two cases. Unfortunately she did die right, and

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he said, can I go talkto her? Mister Amos, your wife
is dead? What are you talkingabout? What happened to her? What
happened to her? Is there anysomeone could weaponize the bird flu? Who's
out we're looking at someone doesn't haveto weaponize the bird flue? The birds
are doing now cours this it's transmission, so we just need to know which

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direction. On day one there weretwo people, and then full and then
sixtey. In three months, it'sa billion. That's where we're headed.
They're calling out the National Guard.They're moving the president underground. People will
pan the people, tip over whatthe truth is being kept from the world.
Cook your samples, destroy their food. Who I need you to get

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me the names of everyone who servesthis room is an emergency. You can't
panning now. I'm gonna get you. Hold. I got people too,
doctor Chiever. We all do.Don't talk to anyone, don't touch anyone.
Stare away from other people. We'repacking your card. We're not sick.

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It's figuring up sound faster than we'refiguring it out. It's mere taping.
Was that triggering because it was forme, I mean part of is
I'm watching it and you're just hearingit, but watching it it is like

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a flashback to what we went through, and I'll never forget watching it again.
In twenty eleven when it first cameout. I don't know if I
watched it the year it came out, but very very closely, and I
remember watching it thinking, this seemsvery realistic. Like it's a great movie,
by the way, but and there'sgreat actors. Laurence Fishburne plays one
of the doctors. Who else,Kate Winslet, Gwyneth Powell who actually plays

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like patient zero. You also heardMit Damon he's in it as well.
But the point is when it cameout, I remember, oh god,
this is so realistic, Like Iwas thinking, then this is exactly what
could happen, like this is howit would all roll out all you know,
the lockdowns. You say when yousee the movie was a little extreme.

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I say it was very realistic becausethat's exactly the lockdowns where they have
trucks, men usually from the Armyor the National Guard, are going down
the street in full body suits takingpeople from their homes. And you know,
there's scenes of the wife being draggedoff, and you know, the
dad and the kids staying, youknow, don't get close to mommy.

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It's okay, kids, they're gonnatake me away. Or am I conflating
two movies? There was another onewith Dustin Hoffman, the very very similar
scenes. I mean they almost playedalike. The movie with Dustin Hoffman,
it wasn't Contagion. It'll come tome. Linda's asking in the chat,

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where can I watch the movie?I'm gonna check right now, because that's
a good question. I actually wouldlike to rewatch that movie. For people
who want to know, there's agreat place you can go. It's called
just watch dot com. You canput any movie in. I'll tell you
if you can stream it. Solet's see why can't I never type on
them on air condion it can barelydo it there. It is twenty twelve.

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You can stream that today on DisneyPlus. That just seems strange.
Disney Plus, Hulu, and letme just see where it's free with a
free trial. You can stream iton Apple Plus TV. You know I'm
looking here again. Now, let'sjust look. You can watch it right

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now if you are a subscriber toHulu or Disney plus where else is it?
And then you can buy it startingat three ninety nine, which is
pretty darn reasonable. That's probably justto rent. Yeah, that's renting now
if you want to buy it,it starts at nine nine. One of
the places I like to go.It's a little more voodoo. It's twelve
ninety nine. So there you haveit. What is this one where it's

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only sorry, I'm curious. Itlooks like, oh, AMC. I
didn't even know about the streaming site. Oh okay, this is weird.
I'm just gonna tell you this aboutsomething strange. I click on it where
it says it's excuse me, nineninety nine. You click on it,
and it's AMC. And it lookslike does AMC now have an AMC on

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demand? I'm confused. I don'tsee how you can stream it here.
The point is you cannot stream itfor free apparently right now. And here's
one of the things I hate.I've told you this a million times.
This is actually a great film tohave on DVD. Why you never know
when they're gonna go back and havea edit or when it goes out streaming

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it's been edited. Oh yes,that happens quite a bit. You didn't
know that your streaming services a lotof times will show an edited version of
a film. Think about that.It could be time constraints, it could
be for whatever reason. There's beenfilms that have famously had things taken out,
words that are a little racy.Now cancel culture crap, you know

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what I'm talking about. That's whyI'm a big fan of physical DVDs.
And if you buy Contagion, Ibet you I can find it right now.
Watch. I'm just trying to warnpeople. I just I'm trying to
say people money. Yesterday I wentagainst MP three's today we're going against streaming
services. Well, I did alittle bit against streaming services yesterday because the
NFL will now stream playoff games andguaranteed, guaranteed you think online the super

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Bowl, it's coming where you're gonnahave to go to Peacock TV and buy
a subscription to watch playoff games andthe super Bowl. They bait attested it
the most stream damn thing on theinternet because Swift. These are following Taylor
Swift Vagina wherever she goes, andso now the perfect marriage of the NFL

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and Taylor Swift is complete, amulti billion dollar industry, and you will
never see another major NFL football gamefor free again. Maybe the regular games,
not championship, not playoffs, notSuper Bowl. That's coming. How
do I predict this? I'm justreading the tea leaves. When they made

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a bazillion dollars one day, themost stream damn thing on the internet in
history, think about that. It'sall over. Too much money to be
made to let the beer swingen potbellied football fans not pay their dues.
You're gonna pay, and you're gonnalike it. That's coming, that's right.

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So getting back to Contagent, ifyou had Contagion and bought the DVD
and let's just look, because peopledon't believing, let's do Blu Ray.
Let's do Blue Ray Contagion twenty eleven. Blue Ray. You can get an
eBay for eight bucks sealed. Here'sanother one five probably used, but let
me just seem good. Lord.The four K is thirty three bucks.

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That's a bit much. So look, you can get it for four I'm
sorry, that's a rental nine dollarsand forty nine cents. That's the Blu
ray, best quality you ever get. Most of the time, I don't
know if they're doing this in twentyeleven, but most of the time you
will get a let me just see. Sometimes it says it on the cover

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of the DVD. You'll get acode that gives you streaming on Voodoo everything,
all the all the crap you want. You can get it streaming digitally.
They give you a code for free. And I just told you if
you want to buy it, tobuy and own, it's twelve dollars and
ninety nine cents. I mean,you do the math folks for less than

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ten dollars. For nine dollars andfifty cents. With Amazon Prime, you
get it for free. Right Ifyou have that sort of telling me here
anyway, and most everybody does,I mean you probably don't. I don't
care. I can wait a dayor two. It's like they're Amazon Prime,
get it in two days free delivery, and then I get it,
what three or four days? Amazonis so quick? Who cares anymore?

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So? Look, I always tellpeople this, do not if there's a
movie you love and you know you'regonna watch it and you'd love to have
the best quality, just get thedamn blue right or four K. Then
you'll get the digital code and thenyou just put it in Voodoo or Movies
to Go or you know, AppleVideo, I think is another code they
give you and you get it free. So it's like getting the streaming version

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the physical DVD for less than you'regonna buy just to stream. It's really
unless you just want to rent itfor four bucks. So Linda, this
is a long way around telling youyou can if you have Hulu or Apple
TV or Disney Plus, you alland Radio Land can go watch Contagion.

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It will scare the crap out ofyou. It will freak you out.
And it's got a very high rating. I mean it was it was a
well done film. It was awell done film, but it's like a
playbook for what we went through andit will trigger you. I'm guaranteeing it,
so some people may not want tosee it if you're gonna just be

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like, you know, man,we just got through this damn thing.
I don't know if I'm ready foranother damn pandemic. Even though the World
Economic Forum is now talking at Davosin Switzerland about virus X and like it's

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coming, like it's all it's alreadylike a pre gone thing. Pretty much
the way that they talk about it, like, Oh, it's coming and
it's been going around on social media. You know, these people talk about
hypothetical diseases. How stupid do theythink we are. We've seen contagion,
we know about predictive programming. Hello, they're not full of me. World

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leaders gathering in Davos, Switzerland thisweek are going to discuss disease X,
hypothetical virus twenty times deadlier than COVIDnineteen. Addressing a global pandemic is also
something that au next US president mightface. But what exactly is a disease
X? According to the World HealthOrganization, disease x represents the knowledge that

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a serious international epidemic could be causedby an unknown pathogen. Let's bring in
doctor Amish Adalgia. He is asenior scholar at the Johns Hopkins Center for
Health Security. Thanks so much forbeing with us. COVID nineteen has killed
almost seven million people worldwide. Whatwould a virus twenty times deadly or be
like? And is that a possibilitythat we could see in our lifetime.

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It's definitely a possibility, because ifyou look at COVID nineteen and compare it,
for example, to the nineteen eighteeninfluenza pandemic. You can see that
it is magnitudes less deadly than nineteeneighteen. And there are strains of viruses
that have very high mortality rates thatcould develop the ability to transmit efficiently from
human to human. If we didso poorly with something like COVID nineteen,

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you can imagine how poorly we woulddo with something like a nineteen eighteen level
event. Do we know? Andmaybe this is one of the things they're
trying to work out, But wherea pathogen like that could originate from?
As these world leaders think about howto combat such a thing, Likely these
types of pathogens are going to berespiratory viruses, and they may be viruses

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that are circulating in certain animal speciesbut are not able to transmit yet efficiently
between humans. So that could bein bats like COVID nineteen, it could
be in birds like bird flu,or it could be some other type of
animal species, swine, for example. And it's really about that interface between
humans and animals where interactions are occurringthat these types of viruses get a foothold.
Most of them will die out,but what we worry about is one

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that can spread efficiently the way nineteeneighteen did. And so what kinds of
preparations might they be talking about,And are there certain roadblocks that we learned
about from COVID nineteen that just needto be cleared in terms of I guess
within individual countries, but then alsocooperation across countries. What kinds of topics
do you think they're talking about asthey discuss disease X. The whole idea

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of disease X is about being proactiveto look at the myriad types of viruses
that can infect humans and kind ofnarrow in on certain viral families that are
most likely to harbor a pandemic pathogenand start working in those families, even
if we don't know which member ofthose families or even if it's a non
known member of those families might causeit the next pandemic or epidemic. So
that means thinking about what do youneed to do to me make a vaccine,

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What are the anti viral targets,what type of diagnostic tests you need
to have in place, should webe doing wastewater monitor All of those types
of questions are being contemplated in theeffort to be proactive. What we learned
from COVID nineteen is is that thereare obstacles. We have regulatory and bureaucratic
obstacles, and we also have thislack of transparency. For example, in
the early days of COVID, itwas clear in China that this was spreading

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efficiently from person to person, yetthat wasn't the official line from China for
some time, and the world wascaught flat footed. So I think there
are many roadblocks and many problems fromCOVID nineteen that we can't afford to repeat
again with the next pandemic when itoccurred. Yeah, no, no,
crap jag off. But the pointis, it seems like they're talking about
and part of the entire conference washow do we shape public opinion and how

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do we control people better? That'swhat they were talking about. How do
we take over the media, howdo we take over social media? How
do we not let people, youknow, persuade people that it's not that
deadly, and persue people not totake vaccines. In other words, public
enemy number one would be Alex Exam. Public enemy number one would be Alex

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Exam, who for years said,look, I don't trust this damn virus.
I've already blown it out of thewater. At least the Pfiser and
Johnson and Johnson, well, basicallyall three of them, I've blown out
of the water. I wrote thebook Pfiser's Efficacy Illusion. This is the
point zero three percent truth. Youcan get that on Amazon, Folks.

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I know about this up one sideand down the other. So if they're
just telling me it's hypothetical about virusX that is twenty times more deadly,
would potentially kill a third of thepopulation, it's over. It's over.
And how would this how would thishappen? We heard the ridiculous statement.

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I don't know if I stopped theclip beforehand, but at least it might
happen. You might have heard it, they've said, and I've heard it
said before. Well, likely wouldbe a you know, like a swine
flu or another bat flu, whichwe all know it wasn't a bat flu.
This was made in a lab thathas come out. I don't care
what you think. It was madein a lab. All the evidence shows
that. There's a great documentary online. I don't have it in front of

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me. I don't remember the namethat I watched. I talked about it
on the previous show. But thepoint is there is a plethora of evidence
this was a man made lab madevirus generated a lab, and we don't
know if it was released purposely.I have that suspicion, but it at

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least escaped the lab, which isprobably more likely. I just remember all
the protests in China, Remember allthat. Remember the umbrella pot. These
guys were protesting with umbrellas and theyhad like what was it, vests and
yellow hats, remember all that.What do they want? Freedom? Democracy?
They were sick of the state kickingtheir ever living ass if they ever

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stepped out of line, and allthe rules and all the regulations and death
camps and the whole shebang. Andthen what happened. All these protests were
happening, Then this virus gets released, and everybody like the good chinamen they
are They all run indoors because theydo whatever the damn How do you protest
the government? Then you do everythingthe damn government says. I understand that.

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That's what happens. It starts gettingout of hand. Then they're welding
people in their doors, taking themaway to COVID camps, just like the
movie Contagion from twenty eleven, bythe way, Linda told us, and
she's correct. The Dustin Hoffman movie, which I just looked during that clip
you can't stream as well, iscalled Outbreak. That was from nineteen ninety

(35:44):
five with Dustin Hoffman Kevin Spacey.Great film, not as it's not as
good as a film in my opinionas Contagion. It's contagion' is a much
better film. Contagion is a longfilm, just for some people. I
remember. I just remember watching itand thinking it was long. So it's
a longer film. I know somepeople can't handle long films. It's a

(36:05):
Contagion's a much better film, betteracting, better cinematography, better everything,
but way the hell more scarier.Outbreak is like what would happen if the
ebolavirus got released. Contagion is COVIDnineteen, I mean, or disease.
Actual excuse me, you got tosee these films, I would if I

(36:28):
had to choose, I would preferyou saw Contagion. But I think Outbreak
is very entertaining and well worth thewatch. And you know what's really interesting
about Outbreak. I don't want togive anything away because it starts in the
beginning of the film, but theoutbreak they know originates in Somalia, Africa,
somewhere in the continent of Africa.I forget the actual place, but

(36:51):
yeah, it's like some remote villageand there's obviously the doctors there, like,
we don't know what this is.So you have people from the military,
they're military doctors, fly in tothis remote village and they're wearing the
full body suits. They walk around, see everybody dropping dead. They're all
sick and dying all over the village, and obviously the I think it's the

(37:14):
village doctor and the nurses are like, well, you know, we don't
know what's going on. Can youhelp us? And they're like, yeah,
yeah we could, we could maybehelp you. Okay, let's let's
see what we can do. Getin the chopper, take off, and
then they drop a bot. Oncethey get out, obviously the military dudes.
The two men which I believe it'splayed by, is it Donald Sutherland

(37:39):
I believe is one of them,and I believe the other is Morgan Freeman.
But the point is they drop abomb, almost in a nuke on
it destroy the entire village. Wethen later find out they have a they
had a vaccine on the shelf,which tells us this was probably generated from
a lab and not ross over froma damn monkey, which was what everyone

(38:01):
thinks for most of it, becausethe monkey that they have to get a
monkey to get to create a vaccine, which they already pretty much have because
the military can got to the wholeIt's this whole conspiracy thing, perfect for
friend Jeff Emmer's. But the pointis it's a great movie. Go check
it out Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman.Dusn't Hoffin. It's a great actor.
But if you want the crap scaredout of you, and how flashbacks to

(38:22):
COVID Contagion is it. It isthe playbook, the playbook for COVID nineteen,
And you know, I I needto rewatch that. I just remember
thinking that when I saw it,like this is really scary, and then
knowing that's exactly what it was writarticles people were talking about online. I'm

(38:44):
like, oh, people notice this. Yeah, I'm not the only one
who knows Contagion was like a predictiveprogramming for this whole thing. And I
bet if I watched it soup tonuts now, there would be a lot
I'd pick up out of there.Going, oh my god, that you
know, all of this stuff happenedalmost in the exact same order. They're

(39:04):
trying to find out where it camefrom. They're trying to narrow it down.
Remember this, stop the spread member, all that, all that happens
in the movie. Then finally theystart locking people down. People are dropping
dead everywhere. There's conspiracy theorists whocome up with wacky ways their own concoctions
to like hopefully kill the disease,just like ivermect and they were like accusing
didn't work and all that. It'sthe same damn thing as real life.

(39:29):
Now that I'm thinking about it,whoa. And if I see it,
I'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll be real triggered because
I'm just thinking about it. Probablysaw it, like I said, ten
damn years ago. And a lotof this is hitting me. Yoh man,
Look, six million ways to die. Choose one. Choose one.

(39:49):
This is the show about dropping dead. Because I have a great article.
I just this is just kind ofa fun one, I know, fun
for this show. The most commoncauses of death in the home and how
to prevent them. Mm hmm.We don't need After reading this article.
I said, we don't need COVIDto kill us, or a new variant
called disease X that the World EconomicForm is hoping they create soon enough to

(40:15):
kill half of us or a thirdof us. There's plenty of ways to
die out there for am on anyabout this car's own system by the planet.
Yeah, man, I'm me tellher it won't take out till the
year six million were gone. Somejars hold swan y understand yea we h
dem on dot Com. We hitthem on Genesis, just gond On.

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We a dem on dot Com.We hit them on she and make noth
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We hit them on a dot com. We a demon. We're not
going so black so black bomb?What's it doing with? Were not called

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make fun though? He that carfor Come on hoday right we are toaster
con done their minds now, notthat fool thet come on, they lift
before we use them by my arm. Buff sit there your death here right
now. That Carson said tricks weretrick. Chere, We're gonna shop them
till death. We hit them ondot Com, We hit them on Tennis
is gone on. We hit themon dot com, We hit them on

(41:28):
the movement, stomach, the phone, we hit them on dot com,
we hit them on tennis, hisgondo. You know I had told you
and I continue to tell you allweek. The show is still on tomorrow
night. If you want this showto continue, you need to donate to
the show. I'm telling you,it's dire. You can. My PayPal
is alex at alex xim dot com. You're at alexix dot com, prick

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on your donate, your slash donatingdot com slash donate and you can make
a donation beyond whatever whatever app youwant on credit card, cash, carrier,
pigeon. I don't care. Itis dire, and I know what's
gonna happen. I can already feelthis. People are gonna say, yeah,
whatever I donated ten years ago,who cares, or just they never

(42:12):
donated at all, like most ofthe dead beat and you're just like,
yeah, he'll be here. He'sbeen doing this show for twelve thirteen years.
Well, I might do a podcast, but I'm telling you it's dire,
and I may be off the air, won't be on the fringe FM.
I might do a show a weekmaybe a show a month and do
it on demand. Thing who knowsSpeaker's gone, Sneaker Live is gone.
I have to move to another system. It's costing money. Everything's costing money.

(42:34):
The price of everything's going on.Have you seen the price of eggs?
Alex ExHAM is getting squeezed at everydamn turn, And I can't continue
to do this show for the damnham sandwich and bubblegum that I get currently,
which by the way, is notit. I get zilch I Spreaker.
The very little monetization that I getfrom Spreaker that used to hopefully just

(42:58):
pay for the host name right tokeep everything up. That's gone, and
I now have to pay. I'mgonna be paying for software and streaming services
to keep the show up and typethe feed in. I'm trying to get
people to syndicate the show. Maybethey'll donate that way. Who knows that
that will happen, But you gottabuild that up. So I'm like,
I know people are out there.Yeah, I heard this before. I

(43:20):
am telling you if you didn't likethe last you know, almost two months
during vacation that I was gone fromlike Thanksgiving to New Year's get ready because
you may not hear this damn showagain if you don't get real alexexim dot
com tick. I hate to dothis. I don't want to see even
sound like I'm begging because I'm notbegging. I could care less. You

(43:42):
know, I'm gonna do what Igot to do. But if you want
to hear this show, I amtelling you right now, now's the time.
I'm not known a fundraiser for friendFM. This is to keep the
alex Exhem Show on air. Ohby the way, because speaker, I'm
gonna cancel it because I'm not gonnapay them for something I can't use.
The live feature. I have theX Experience, this show, the alex

(44:05):
Exhim Show, and some others.The Halloween Show is hosted there. All
that's got to go away. Theytold me you ohe the free speech plan,
which is the free plan? Right? You can have unlimited episodes but
only one show. I was like, well, how do I choose which
show? Is it going to be? The first show I started, which
would be the EX Experience, notthis show, the X Experience. I
just take the shows now from theyused to be live talk. It was

(44:28):
the X some Experience now it's theAlex Exhim show for branding purposes. But
the point is I have been takingthis show and it goes straight out to
the X some experience through speaker.That's all going to stop too, So
I have to pick one podcast ondemand, stick with that, get rid
of the rest. Like this isa big deal. It's a big deal,
man. So look, I'm notgoing to keep asking you to do

(44:52):
it if you haven't already done it. I guess you won't. But when
I'm not on air and you don'tever hear this show again, remember it
was your fault. That's right.I blame you, now I don't blame
me. I'm willing to do theshow. Look, you've been dancing a
long time. It's time to paythe piper. You do it, Do

(45:14):
it or die? Six million waysto die? Do one? Maybe the
show just it's the dirty, asin a minute. The way a man
can treat his woman nowadays you don'thave to show respect to his woman is

(45:38):
lord. I don't believe, don't. The reason for I'll feel this way

(46:04):
it came to me going yesterday day. I was waiting to become my sys
wife, but he loved me waitingin a church, holling off to shoes
and lies. I don't believe love. No, no, no, don't

(46:27):
love nobody. Oh don't love no. Girls. I'm warning you, beware
what break whatever you do? Takeno chances, no what, no mand

(46:52):
sake, or you'll take your loveand break your heart and you'll love love.
Wait. I don't believe why theydon't love nobody. You don't love

(47:14):
nobody, don't love nobody, Youdon't love. No. I don't believe

(47:35):
why they don't know somebody don't love. I don't believed. I'm not You

(48:00):
only get great entertainment. I realizedthis more and more on each day.
No, no, you're just gettingyou know, fun, topical information,
news, society, American culture,and a smidge of comedy. Maybe that's
what the whole show is. Butnot only do you get that in this
show, this fun habit ashery thatwe call the alex Exim Show. But

(48:22):
I give you pertinent information now.I told you last night stop listening to
crappy MP three's and crappy music.There was an article posted today called MP
three versus Well, no, that'snot it. I'm sorry. I'm looking
at one of the bullet points.Stop listening to crappy music, why MP
three suck? And the best qualitystreaming services online. So I talk about

(48:43):
in the article MP three versus AACversus flack and understanding the formats and why
you should maybe pick a different formatthan MP three's. I then go into
the best quality Streaming Services Online.It's very detailed, tells you a lot
of information you probably didn't know aboutMP three's and all the different formats and
what the best streaming services are.But I'll tell you right now because I

(49:06):
know you want to know and someof you can't read out there. The
best in my opinion, well notmy opinion, but the best audio quality
period will be title because they're maximum. This is for premium. Of course,
maximum is like CD quality. Theirhigh rate is sixteen bit u forty

(49:29):
four to one kickgerhertz, which isuncompressed like a wavefile. They're lowest,
they're lowest for premium is three twentythree twenty and that they doesn't say if
it's flack, but I'm assuming it'sAAC. That is what we are streaming
in glorious three to twenty AAC atalexxim dot com so titles, which is

(49:55):
known for audio files to be thebest audio quality. Their lowest is what
I'm s so that's pretty good.When I say lowest, their standard right,
their standard streaming is three twenty kpbsAAC. You have to pay for
that, and that's what I'm thatfolks. This is why you need to

(50:16):
start paying. As you can seewhere the costs are going to start coming
from to stream in this audio courtexcuse me, streaming. I gotta get
a coke frog of my throat tostream in this audio quality is impressive,
so you're getting something special when youlisten at alexxm dot com. If you're
listening to Fringe dot fm, unfortunatelyit's then converted to one twenty eight MP

(50:39):
three Unfortunately, that's just how itworks with what they're using. But at
alexxm dot com it is in gloriousAAC three twenty uh. Anyone in the
chat, Linda, I see youthere? Could you tell me if it
sounds any better at alexxm dot com. Do you notice it or does it?
Does it not matter? Because ifit doesn't matter, then I won't
care either. We won't try andmake it sound amazing. I thought we'd

(51:01):
make this a wind a wind makethis a win that because speaker went away
and they streamed at terrible, crappyone twenty eight. We can't nothing,
no regards nothing, not dissing thefringe FM. It's just that's you know,
that's that's the max that they allowone twenty eight and uh, that's

(51:22):
just not good enough, folks.Three twenty eight and at ten P three
three twenty AC much better. Now, if you want the let's say second
best streaming quality and this is justthree I'm gonna mention because these are the
most popular, but there's of courseothers. You can go to the alex
exam website read the whole article.We have Spotify coming rounding in about number

(51:44):
two. Spotify Free is one twentyeight AAC. Again, alex ExHAM streams
even higher quality than what you're gettingat Spotify for the free service. If
you have premium, it's two fiftysix. That's the standard AAC. Did
you hear what I just said toyou? Now, if you have high

(52:05):
bandwidth, guess what, it's threetwenty That's what I'm streaming at at all
times now at ALEXIXM dot com.Just saying then if you want crap,
we're gonna go to Pandora. Pandora, the best they have is one ninety
two kpbs and that's AAC, notMP three, So that's better. But
that's not great. Oh wait itis. Wait it is MP three.

(52:30):
It's even worse than I thought.My God, listen to Pandora. I've
got it here. Pandora's premium subscribershave three different audio qualities. Low which
is thirty two kbps. That's killerbytesper seconds for those of who don't know,
just just know. Higher is better, so thirty two AAC plus.
The standard is sixty four AAC plus. That's not great, and they're high.

(52:58):
This is for paying subscribers, isone ninety two kbps MP three,
So at Pandora it's still MP threeat their high I don't know why they
didn't go to IRA. This isa printout, so this is from Pandora.
Either this is a typo or amistake, but I'm assuming it's correct

(53:19):
because at one ninety two MP three, most people probably won't notice the difference
because they're so used to crappy MPthree's wow, it's even worse than I
thought. Anyway, you can seethe full breakdown at alexexem dot com.
I mean I knew that, butrereading it again, I think I thought
it was a ac when I readit and put it in the article.
But this is an actual print outfrom Pandora, So I'm like, well,
did I write it wrong? No, the high is one ninety two

(53:45):
MP three. That is astounding.That that's horrible. Actually, all right,
so look when we come back secondhour, the most common causes of
death in the home. Yes,there's six million ways to die, and
we'll talk about preventing him. Someof these are tragic, some of them
are kind of funny. That dyingis funny. Actually, there are some

(54:07):
funny deaths. Let's be honest.If a guy slips on a banana peel
and then falls off a pier andsplashes in the water to his death,
you might snicker before you know hedied, before you know he died.
I get it. So some deathscan be funny. In fact, I
may go out and say some deathscan appear hilarious on the outset and then

(54:31):
tragic when you find out the bastardhad ten kids and he's the sole provider.
I get it. But I'm talkingabout the actual death itself. You're
like Alex. There are no funnydeaths. I don't know when you don't
know them. You have no connectionand no reason to you know. You

(54:54):
could be like I don't know whythis popped into my head, but you
know my mind. Or you couldbe like the tragic case. The tragic
case, Yes, I'm laughing ofthe man who was lost in his own
village, remember this one? Whereis this Remania or somewhere? And the
poor fellow was lost. The entirevillage started looking for him. I swear

(55:15):
to God, this is a realstory. I'm not making this up.
The entire town is looking for him, cannot find him. They're freaking out.
Where is he? They get asearch party in the town. A
search party starts looking for this guy. Where is he? Where is he?

(55:36):
Well, the gentleman that they werelooking for was stinking drunk. Apparently
nobody could find him because he wasso who knows. He probably fell asleep
in a bush, then passed out, woke up, finds out that someone
in the village is missing. Mygod, I should help. They have
a slight hangover, but let mefind him, so he goes. I
swear to God, it's two story. This guy starts looking and he's in

(56:00):
shirts party. They're looking. Theystart calling his name, right, Romanovki.
Remember I don't know Romanovke. Misswhere's Romanovki? I'm making up the
name obviously, Romanofki. Yeah,okay, Romanofki. Where are you Romanovki?
He's in the search party, goingyes, where is this roman?

(56:20):
Wait? Bro, who who arewe searching for? He was searching for
himself. The bastard was so damndrunk he didn't realize people were looking for
him, and johaned joined his ownsearch party. This is not a joke

(56:40):
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(57:16):
Sweet lordus Blossom, we do?Now you alone can't bring my lover
bad to be even though I knowit's just a fantasy. And then not

(57:50):
me, Clara, sweet lordus Blossom, you do. I just thought i'd

(58:32):
do a public service announcement those ofyou who are wondering what lotus blossom means.
Back then that's marijuana. By theway, with your career, sweet
lotus blossoming, Lotus Blossom, Heyme in my distress, Sweet lordus blossoms,

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wease do? Now you alone canbring my lover bed to me,
even though I know it's just afantasy. Did you know you were kicking

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(01:02:01):
My whole body was burning up.On Thursday, it was just unbearable,
to the point that I couldn't breatheanymore. My husband had to get
the ambulance and the doctor's main concernwere myocarditis and pericarditis. Plus they did
several blood tests. Everything came backnormal, Yet I barely could breathe.

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I was constantly catching my breath.My legs and my arms were numb,
and my whole body was burning up, and I was holding on to my
husband because I barely could walk outof that hospital. A few days later,
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They redid the same tests again andI was sent home again. So I

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walked five to six kilometers five daysa week after the vaccine. I wasn't
even able to get to the cornerthat is less than fifty meters away from
my house. I developed this reallyterrible light sensitivity, to the point I
couldn't go into a store without gettingdizzy. Everything was spinning. Obviously,

(01:03:13):
I didn't take the second shot.Workwise, it has been a total nightmare.
So I worked for two government entitieson contract. And I presented these
two government companies with an exemption fromthe immunologist alogist and the Government of Ontario.
That wasn't good enough for them inorder to work. They tried to

(01:03:34):
force me to get tested every otherday. Nobody else has to get tested,
just myself. We would have theselife conferences. If I don't in
chect myself with that vaccine, I'mnot allowed to participate at the conference.
At what point does the government getthe authority to choose whether I live,

(01:03:59):
whether I die, whether I'm permanentlydamaged. I'm from Switzerland. It always
brings me back to Second World War. All through our school system. The
one thing that we were dwelt donot ever forget. You can lose freedom
very quickly, but you can't getit back very easily. We were very
fortunate growing up in a free world, and now our children, what do

(01:04:23):
they get? It's a war onits own in a way, it's just
not with guns. Seven no nosuppose Thomas Edison had given up, but

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his failures only led him to thenext idea picture time square, damn Las
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a Better Life at values dot com. Oh, looks, looks you're in
humane bunch of living bastards and bitches, and you're gonna get your asses NOPD
in the end and pretty soon iscoming. Why don't you shut up,
you bald headed hillbilly, You filthy, disgusting, miserable old bitch. What
bro, what are you talking about? Man? I'm out man, You're

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a vulgar, disgusting, subhuman cretanbitch by the heart nineteen rocks to hitch.
Anyhow, you're all gonna get newthis life walking around somebody pointing a
gun to your head every day andtelling you that I'm going to kill you
someday. I just haven't decided when. And I care about a human being
and the truth being told. Now, I know what Jesus was going through,

(01:06:21):
and so Alex, I've wished himthe best. We just spoke and
he's going to be You are aboveyou e the ex experience with your host
Alex exim now perious alex exce Youknow, I just thought about something.

(01:06:45):
One good thing is you heard inthat intro the experience. It can still
be the Alex ExHAM Show, butthe EXOM experience is what you experience when
you listen to the show. No, yeah, no, I thought it
was clever. It's a good wayto comby the ex experience with the Alex
Exhim Show since I changed the name, does that make sense? And keep
the longest running podcast in my ownhistory thirteen years now? Twelve thirteen years

(01:07:13):
going strong, the XM Experience,the original show that started the radio show,
the original podcast. Then I wentlive, so that was live talk.
Now we're here at the Alex ExhimShow, and guess what we may
have to go all the way,make it full circle and go back to
the x and experience. So,in other words, the interest still works.
I like it. I like itwhen a plan works out. How

(01:07:36):
do you want to die? Let'stake a look, well, six million
ways to die? Literally, chooseone the most common cast. What do
you think is number one? Themost common causes of death in the home?
What do you think is number one? Anyone? Anyone at all?
I was surprised by this one actuallypoisoning. More people are poisoned or poisoned

(01:07:58):
themselves or children unfortunately eat tide podsor whatever, and they die from poisoning.
There's also another way to die frompoisoning. That's interesting, But that's
like I think number eight, butpoisoning. Think of that. I mean,
how does this happen? Well,a lot of things in your house

(01:08:19):
can poison you if you use themincorrectly. This says cleaning products are pretty
toxic if accidentally ingested. Well,no, duh. Overdoses when people consume
them for some reason. Common medications, there's overdoses like acid of metapine,
thailenol or stronger pain medications. Whatis it like to take too much time?

(01:08:44):
And how the hell do you takeso much tilanol you kill yourself?
What is a lethal dose of thaileanol? Huh? Stronger pain medications? We
already know that even house plants ahouseplant mining their own business. Listen to

(01:09:05):
this, holy crap. I hadno idea houseplants, which we all think
are like safe benign like that,who's a houseplant gonna hurt? Right?
I was killed by my houseplants.That you don't hear that well, guess
what. Children I guess chill,especially babies. I can imagine they start,
they eat them, they just say, oh look. More than twenty

(01:09:29):
thousand poisoning calls a year just fromchildren eating houseplants. That is crazy.
You can protect yourself and your kidsfrom poisoning by following some simple best practices
we know most of these. Keepmedicine in a safe place out of reach
of children, got it. Don'tstore medications that can be mistaken for anything

(01:09:50):
else, like candy or food.Got it. Keep cleaning products away from
food and preferably storage and cabinet.Now, imagine if you accidentally spill like
bleach or something, and it leaksinto the food or something, and someone
eats it. I mean, Ithink you taste it, but some other
poison right? Or cleaning product?Never use household cleaners for any other purposes

(01:10:14):
like cleaning dishes or washing food.Who would wash their food with household cleaning
products? And never use some idiotobviously, And never use containers for both
food and cleaning products. Will duhwash your hands after handling cleaning products.
Now, I will admit I havedone that, probably not as judiciously as
I could, right, you're cleaning. You could use bleach or something,
and you're cleaning the bathroom or something, and you kind of wrench your hands

(01:10:40):
maybe or even dry them off ifthey weren't saturated in some sort of cleaning
product. Then you eat a chipor something because you're hungry. That could
happen cross contamination Number two. Sofolks, watch the poisoning number one cause
of death in households. Remember we'retalking about not leaving your healths your home
and dropping dead. Number two falls, that's right, coming up is falling

(01:11:05):
at number two, making up twentythree percent of accidental deaths. Wait a
second, in two thousand, I'mjust saying, and I'm sure this is
pretty much the average. Listen tothis. So generally there's about one hundred

(01:11:26):
and twenty thousand preventable injuries in thehome each year that lead to death.
Poisoning represents about sixty five percent ofthe death. That's a massive number.
I didn't see these percentages here,but that's interesting. Falls are twenty three
percent. So between falling and poisoning, that's pretty much the line here.

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We'll talk about the others, butthink about this falling and you could figure
someone falls breaks their neck. We'veall seen I've fallen and I can't get
up. Commercial breaks, your hip, can't get up drops, you can't
get to the phone. She dies. Accidental deaths and falls are getting markedly
worse. Apparently, the numbers ofdeaths from falls in the house have risen,

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oh to about twenty five percent.Wait a second, sixty five and
twenty five percent. Okay, ninetypercent, and then so it went from
twenty three to twenty five percent overthe last few years. Most falls involve
your deadliest enemy in the home,the stairs. It's true. Folks older

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than seventy five years old, thatmakes sense usually are the ones who are
falling and dying. But being youngdoesn't make you immune. There are plenty
of young people who fall down slipperystairs all the time, risking injury and
death. Remember when like your parentsor somebody would yell at you for putting

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stuff on the stairs. You're like, why, well, this is why.
Imagine if you have a stack ofmagazines on the stairs, they're hard
to see. Someone just walks down. It's literally like wet grass, and
you slip, fall, break yourneck because some idiot didn't want to walk
up the stairs with the magazine.I'll bring those up later. Yeah,
well it got your your son ordaughter killed? How about that. Here's

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another one, just some tips here. It says pay attention. Oh really,
pay attention. Simply by watching yourfeet and consciously checking where you're stepping
can reduce your risk of call fallthe Come on, we're gonna walk around
your home looking at your feet alldamn day number three fire. You think
this would be higher. Fire andsmoke actually account for only about two percent

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of accidental debts in the house.This is remarkable. There's many ways for
a fire to start. Fire.To clean out lint in your dryer,
what I'm gonna go clear it?Clean out the lint my dryer right now.
That is a big one. Howmany times have you went to clean
out the lint in the dryer you'rewashing clothes. You go, you know,
I haven't cleaned it, and youpull it out and it looks it's

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just caked with Litton d Maybe Ineed to check mine more often. That's
happened more often than not, whereI go in there and go, wow,
I'm glad I checked this because thisthinge needs to be cleaned. Wow,
I didn't know it could start afire, though, I just thought
my clothes might not be as freshor not aired out as well or whatever.

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Fire. How does that mark afire? Well, okay, I
get it. What does the dryerdo. It's basically a big heater.
It gets hot and then so youhave kindling. Right, you get a
lot of dust and stuff in there. It's basically kindling. It starts a
fire, makes sense, gets hotenough. Sh Wow, nobody thought about

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I didn't think about that one.Here's another one, Uh, frayed or
damaged extension cords. I've known that. When I see a frayed extension cord,
I've throw it out, get anew one. Candles. Okay,
candles. Candles represent about three percentof all fire deaths, so not a
whole lot. But the lint andthe dryer will get you killed. Number

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four choking and mechanical suffocation. Thisis what's mechanical suffocation. About forty five
hundred people die in their homes eachyear from either choking or quote mechanical suffocation
unquote, which according to the NationalSafety Council, means deaths from hanging and

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strangulation. Oh, I bet it'slike children who get caught up in the
curtain cords and stuff. That's sogod almighty. I hate that. I
don't know why my mind went there, but I've heard this. Can you
imagine a young mother hasn't heard herchild in a while. It's like,
what you know, because that's atrigger, right, Like you haven't heard

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the kid running around screaming and causingchaos. You go, why are they
so quiet? What's going on?You know? Kids, they're just the
kids run around like little madmen,and so you just don't hear for a
while, and you go, letme go check on Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny, where are you, Johnny? And you go in the living room
and see your child hanging from acord, their face purple dead. I'm

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sorry, but I'm reading this hereand it just I thought of it,
and good lord, that's what becauseit's the mechanical suffocation. Never seen that
before, So that's what made thathorrible image pop into my mind. Oh
I know what they're talking about,the baby and the curtain cord. Oh
my god, mechanical suffocation. Andit sounds almost I was thinking medical device,

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like someone who has sleep apne andthey have one of those masks on.
This is like it's mechanical suffocation,hanging in strangulation, suffocation, and
enclosed or confined spaces. Oh,cavens a caven maybe a horridor or something?
Or by bed clothing bed clothing?Does that mean like the skirts on

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a bed and like sheets? Idon't know, plastic bags and similar materials.
Oh wait, yeah, bed Listento this. Well, it's unlikely
your pajamas will strangle you in sleep. You can prevent suff a key.
I'm glad I sleep in the nude. Wait a second, that's what it
means. People die by bed clothingand they kind of make a little snarky

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remark about pajamas. It's unlikely theywill strangle you in your sleep. Wait
a second, man, I gottaworry about my pajamas strangling me to death
and my dryer exploding due to notchecking the lint. Think, I'm glad
I reading this thoroughly. On here, you got a little little maintenance to

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do around the home. Listen tothis? What this serious? Tie up?
Dangling strings from window and corded blinds. Okay, fine, that makes
sense, but listen to this one. Never go to sleep with plastic bags.

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Hella, Hella, Hello, Hello, Hella. Somebody obviously goes to
sleep with plastic bags if they wrotethis. Now, look, okay,
I'm sorry, but now we're talkingabout comical deaths again. If I went
to sleep with a plastic bag,I guess most people would think it was

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some sort of weird sex thing withme. But let's say I went to
sleep tonight with, for whatever goddamnreason, a plastic bag. I wake
up dead somehow. Well, Iguess you don't wake up dead, you
wake up on another plane. Trustme, there's something after this. What
don't ask? I wrote a bookon it. Go buy the book.

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What I'm getting at here, gettingback to comical deaths. If you read
a report, assuming you didn't knowme, because it makes it funnier,
and you read a report KTLA Newsout here in La says this just into
our desk, local long beach talkshow host dies in bed. They don't

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think it was a suicide. No, it was a tragic case of him
sleeping with a plastic bag and somehowgot entangled and was killed. You'd have
to laugh. I'm sorry. Evenif you knew me, you might laugh
a little harder because you go,wait a second, this sounds like the

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only way alex Exit would go out. Yeah, it might be funnier if
I slipped on a banana pill andit was caught on TikTok no. But
if I was ever so blimey stupidto curl up with a plastic bag?
What kind of fetish is this?Who sleeps with a plastic bag and then

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die from it? I give youpermission to laugh. I mean, let's
actually flipper, what would you say? Flipper would laugh too? How in
the who? It sounds like someweird fetish thing to me? Who sleeps

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with a plastic bag? And ifyou're someone out there who sleeps with a
plastic bag, I'm sorry, butyou're weird. You're you're you're just into
something. Dumb drum dum, dumbdrum dum. You're just into something.
Alex Exim, don't understand this article. It's hilarious. Actually, it's getting

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funnier and funnier as we go downthe many ways to die in your home.
If you're just tuning in, myname is alex Exhim. This is
the Alex Exim Show. We're talkingabout the plethoror plethora pardon me, plethora
of ways to die in the home. Poison. Let's let's go because we
got to get back to this plasticbag thing. People are like, what

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is heat? Why? Why wouldAlex sleep with the plastic bag? While
I'm telling you the most common causesof death in the home and how to
prevent them. Number one came inas poisoning. The lot folks the like,
sixty five percent of all deaths inthe homecome for poisoning. So just
be careful what you what you eat, and what chemical products you wash your
apples with. Number two, bythe way, don't do that. That

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was a joke. Never wash yourvegetables, your fruits, or your meats
with household cleaning products. Number twofalls and let's be a This can be
slightly comical too. And I'm sorryI'm laughing at death. But it's either
laugh or cry. Visions of let'sjust say, Dad from Jerkwater, USA

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trying to impress the neighborhood with hisdisplay of Christmas lights might even be Halloween
decorations, falls comically and dies.It could be funny again, falling very
common in the cause of death inthe home. Slipping on a banana peel.
I will suggest you can always bekind of funny fires number three.

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Nothing funny about dying from a fire. Take it from someone who had a
skin graft when he was a teenagerfrom a fireworks accident. There's I thought
it was burning to death. Thereis nothing and leave scarring by the way.
Nothing fun about fire. So we'rejust gonna say yes, fire number
three tragic, nothing funny about that. But strangely, that's only three percent

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of deaths in the home. AndI remember as a little kid. Remember
in grade school. I know theyteach you this so you don't play with
fire, but you thought fire wasgoing to kill you. I remember I
was like a little kid in gradeschool, and I loved it because they
had the firemen came in and theycame in with all their gear on,
and maybe the fire engine pulled outand we heard it out there. Oh
oh yay. That was my littlekid being excited voice and it was cool.

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But they terrified you because you thoughtyou were gonna die in the fire.
Never do this, children, Neverdid that. You'll drop dead.
Who got I'm a die fire?No, it's really actually probably poisoning.
Number four is where we're at.We'll get through this article. I swear
it won't take a damn hour.But you know how I am because I'm
stuck on the plastic bag in thebed. See that just sounds funny.

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Imagine being at the funeral uncle Billdied. Everyone was kind of vague.
So you show up and you know, Jerk Water, USA, where Uncle
Bill lived, and you go,this is horr. I'm so sorry,
aunt oh tragic. I'm sorry.You know I didn't. It was a
great guy, he said. Youknow, so what happened? Hard?

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Was his heart? His heart attack? Oh? Well, you know I
just had a talk show about this. Maybe was it poisoning? Did he
die not poison? Did he fall? Was at the Christmas decorations? Says
show? What was it? Auntie? What what happened? How did Bill
die? I found them dead witha plastic bag while he was sleeping.

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Oh my god, that's try.Wait what he was he was asleep in
the plastic bag? Wait? Whatthe fuck are you talking about? What?
Bill was an idiot? He deservedto die. No, See,
there can be funny deaths now.I'm sorry if somebody out there died from

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has a loved one who died fromchoking while sleeping from a bag, I'm
sorry, but yes it is stillhilarious. I need I need an autopsy.
Now, I'm really cure. Thisis gonna stop the whole show.
I can't, I can't get overthis bag in the bed thing. I
need an autopsy of a man orwoman who actually died in bed with a

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bag. Okay, cause you thinkit's children. Oh no, I skipped
ahead here and looked. What didyou say? Where was it? Blinds
like? Oh, never go tosleep with plastic bags like dry cleaning bags
on the bed, So that's notchildren. No idiot would be stupid enough
to throw a kid in a cradlewith a bunch of bags. All right,

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that's a bad idea. But anadult. All I picture is like
a grocery bag in someone's bedroom,like the person. I'm sorry, but
this is a little funny, likea mister Magoo type character. Let's make
it even more comical. And they'resnoring passionately in and in the kitchen out

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of the other room. The snowingcreates such a vacuum or maybe a windows
open in the kitchen. I'm picturingthis whole comedic scene. A window happens
to be open in the kitchen,and a plastic bag from a grocery shopping
trip earlier in the day is dislodgedfrom wherever you store your plastic bags,

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and it comes floating through the airand the snowing. The guy's snoring like
a like a grizzly and somehow thebag twirling and spitting in the air almost
gracefully, like s we shot aplastic bag and this works paper right,
It's going to the head and theguy's and then suddenly the suction of the

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snore, the bag, like likea face sucker from alien completely engulfs his
head and his face and he dies. That's kind of It's tragic and funny,
right, You see what I'm saying. Does that even seem plausible?

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Alien face sucker Plastic bags will killyou? And I swear to God it's
in this article. I'm not makingthis up. Somebody out there is like
Alex made that up. He wantedthe comedy. He wanted the comedy.
He made it. Swear I'll sendyou the article. I'll put in the
show notes. Don't sleep with drycleaning bags. Why do I suspect a
lot of these stranger ones revolve aroundalcohol? Why do I suspect that I'm

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so glad, I don't drink anymore. That will save you. That should
be on here. Where are alcoholalcohol related stupidness? Why is that that
not on here? Alcohol related stupidness? And let's think about it. Well,
number one poisoning. Sure you couldbe so damn drunk you went to
grab the vodka bottle and it wasthe bleach that could happen. Two falls?
Need I say more? Three fire? How many damn drunks were smoking

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a cigarette or a joint even andthe idiot it fell out, They fell
asleep, whom the whole place wentup like a tinderbox. That could happen
choking in mechanical suffocation. Well,now we're getting to the comedy deaths and
getting to the never sleep with aplastic bag like dry cleaning blags. I
picture some asshole sales guy at aconference who's falling apart because he broke into

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the mini fridge bar and he's drunkas a skunk because he wasn't able to
take to his hotel room the skankhe met at the trade show. So
now he's thinking drunk thrashing about hisroom, his dry cleaning for his suit
and crap for this damn conference ison the bed. He goes to sleep,

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intertwines with the bed as he crieshimself to sleep, hugging the bag
in pillow, and he kills himself. He probably deserved it, Probably deserve
it. Never go to sleep withplastic bags like dry cleaning bags on the
bed. We have to move onhere. Be conscious of your food when

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eating, Be sure to chew thoroughly. Again, we're talking about choking and
suffocation thoroughly. And don't rush.Never run or walk while eating. Always
eat while sitting. I must admitI've walked while eating. I don't think
I've ever run while eating. Gottago on the run. You're running down

(01:29:32):
the street with a steak in yourmouth, maybe, But I have eat
and standing up, and you shouldalways be sitting. Well, what happened
was so we're all those one armedjoints in the forties and fifties death traps.
And by the way, what Imean by one arm joint probably heard
it in fill noir and old movieslike I have A one arm joint is

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just a place that is like it'slike a diner, but you stand.
They don't have these anymore, butyou basically stand and and it's so crowded
and there's so little space on thecounter. You have one arm on there
and you basically kind of eat thereand kind of I'm posing here off to
the side. You're at a sideangle, so you have one arm the
other you're eating a sandwich and drinkingyour coffee whatever. That's a one arm

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joint. If you didn't know,I know, a useless thing. Only
I know, So never run whileeating. Maybe a hot dog, hot
dog seems like probably a very runnablefood, sandwiches. Maybe I don't know,
the balogney slapping in the face asyou run. I'm talking about runnable
foods. Probably a number one hotdog, taco, no sandwich, no

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hot dog. Yes, Strangely,you should also learn how to perform first
aid choking, the Heinmelick maneuver.Most people think they know the Heimlich maneuver
because they've seen it on TV andmaybe a cartoon or two. No,
if you do the Heimlick maneuver wrong, you could kill somebody. Just know
that number five comes in at drownding. Now, there's not much fun about

(01:31:05):
drowning, so let's just leave itat that. Invest in a pool fence,
don't leave children unattended in water.Gotcha? Number six is strange?
Are you enjoying this how to diein your own home? Isn't this fun?
Do your home feel a little safer? Now? Here's number six?
Temperatures. One of the main jobsassigned to your house is predecting you from

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the elements, including extreme temperatures.Some houses do a better job than others,
depending on your insulation, weather seals, and climate control capabilities. Yeah,
got it. But about a thousandpeople die in their homes from extreme
temperatures. I just heard about this. A South Carolina couple. Their home

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because of a busted radiator or something, had an internal temperature of one hundred
and twenty degrees. There was anapartment malfunction in their heating system. They
died. By the way, andextreme cold combined with poverty or malfunctioning heaters
can be just as deadly extreme coldcombined with poverty. That's a weird thing

(01:32:10):
to say. To defend yourself againstfreezing or baking in your own home.
You can do this. Inspect gotit? Pay attention. Uh no symptoms
this is good. Be familiar withsymptoms of heat related illness or hypothermia.
It doesn't tell you what they are, but you should just know them.
Well, thanks nause is one ofthem. I know, headaches, things

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like that. Number seven coming ingun shots, Well, you know,
the anti gun people would have youthink having a gun in your home will
get you killed, like immediately theday you buy the gun, the gun
just jumps up and shoots your childin the face. Someone will die in
the home. While it is afact that you are more likely to have

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a gun shot or death by gunincident in the home if you have guns.
Well, yeah, that makes sense, right, So that's the statistic
they try to throw around to scarepeople. But we're looking at it at
number seven. There are four hundredand I'm not saying it's not insignificant,
but there are four hundred accidental gunshots recorded in the home in twenty twenty

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one. Four hundred. Now,if you're one of the four hundred,
it's tragic, I get it.But that is nothing compared to what you
didn't know about, which is poisoningwith things like Thailandol. That's on the
list, Thailandol taken too many time, I'll kill you. That represents sixty

(01:33:42):
five percent of all fatalities of theyear. That's a whopping number. There's
about one hundred and twenty thousand preventableand this accounts for sixty five percent.
And you only so I don't havethe actual number. Does that say here
the actual number? Yeah? Yeah, about twenty thousand poisoning calls just from

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house plants. That it tells yousomething, right there, twenty thousand from
just houseplants. That's not even thetotality from drinking, Bleach and drinking,
or prescription pills, all the othercrap. Only four hundred deaths from gunshots.
That is, it's like getting hitby lightning, almost. But they
would make you think gun owners areso irresponsible. They're they're they're shooting each

(01:34:25):
other in their own homes. No, no, no, now number eight.
Now this is full circle, almostcoming back to poisoning. But listen
to this. It is a Thisis as close to killing you as guns
in the home. Think of thatis, they're very close in numbers.
Listen to this so you have aminimal chance of dying in your own home

(01:34:47):
by a gun or bleach, I'mnot kidding, Bleach, and listen to
this because this could say, thiscould save your life. I remember reading
this and going, oh my god, I didn't even know that not I
can't imagine why I would do it, but I'm sure a lot of people
would listen to this. Bleach likeguns, we're looking at the same numbers

(01:35:08):
here. Cleaning products are dangerous,especially if mixed improperly. Too many people
assume that if a store will sellyou a bunch of products, they must
be safe to use together, andthe result is nearly one hundred thousand calls,
not deaths, but calls to thepoison control centers involving cleaning substances in

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the house. Listen to this one. I hope this doesn't give anybody some
stupid ideas, but it's actually you'dget caught. So but if you ever
tried to do this to someone,what I'm saying is you need to know
this because there are plenty of peoplewho have probably done this. You might
not have even died but gotten sick, didn't know why, or someone or

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someone in your house died nobody knew. Listen to this. You don't have
to ingest cleaning products to die fromthem. Remember we're talking about bleach here.
One of the most common mistakes folksmake is mixing bleach with other things
that trigger a deadly reaction, likewhat vinegar? Think about that? How

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many? I'm sure I don't wantto look because it's probably scary. I'm
sure if I look, there's somea whole TikToker or YouTube going. If
you want to clean things properly,this is what mom used to use and
at work. This is an oldwives tale. You mix bleach with damn
vinegar. Don't do it. Donot do it. Combining bleach and vinegar

(01:36:39):
is not a super cleaner. Youknow what it is? Chlorine gas.
That's right, like a something you'duse in a freakin' death camp or auschwitz.
Do not ever mix bleach and vinegar. But can't you see some a
hole TikToker going, Oh, thisis the best way to clean stuff.

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Clean your clothes, make this mixtureand clean your bathroom, you know,
clean your damn feet. I don'tknow. It is not a super cleaner.
It'll get you killed. It'll killyou dead or in a hammer.
You'll have a trip to the erif you're lucky. To prevent these sorts
of accidents, never ever mix cleaningproducts unless the labels instruck you to do

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so. So don't mix wind deckswith whatever, bleach, anything but bleach.
Obviously bleach can be Look, Iknow this for a fact. People
don't know this. Some people loveto use bleach in their homes. You
know how deadly that is, especiallyto your pets. I know that for
dogs it can kill them. You'relike, what do you mean they eat
it? No, that really strongsmell of bleach. You ever cleaned something

(01:37:45):
with bleach and it's in your nose? You can't get rid of it.
You're like, oh god, thisis going to take forever to get rid
of. I hope I can tastefood and stuff right. Well, that
can happen your dog. It'll killthem. So be careful with bleach around
pats. I'm telling you, butbleach and vinegar. Who knew chlorine gas?
You're mixing this stuff because some againidiot jag Off on YouTube or TikTok
maybe told you to do it.See oh good cleaning. Probably I don't

(01:38:09):
feel so good for plunk you dropdead. Number nine? Isn't this one?
You're enjoying this? Like I amways to die in your home?
Number nine do it yourself repairs.That's every damn dad out there. I
don't need to call the plumber.I can save a lot of money doing

(01:38:30):
this. Who needs an electrician?I can fix that outlet? Yeah,
done, done. Here's what Ididn't know. You know, it's really
deadly in your home. Get this. There's two here that I was like,
well, I used to have bothof these. I don't have one
anymore, but many years I hadthem. Number one, I don't have

(01:38:51):
one anymore, but I used tohave a microwave. I don't use microwaves
anymore, but listen to this.Microwave hold a considerable and quite deadly electrical
charge for a very long time afterbeing unplugged. Who the hell knew this?

(01:39:14):
Who knew this? So you microwaveto bake potato, you unplug it
for whatever damn reason. You're movingstuff around? Oh we're cooking. We
got family every Thanksgiving. We needto movese some stuff around, make space
on the counter. You use themicrowave, someone unplugs it. You think
it's fine. The damn thing Icould I could see. I don't know

(01:39:34):
why. I'm like freaking like,I have a Stephen King type mind,
and I could easily see how thiscould kill a person. You're at Thanksgiving
dinner, you're you heat it upthe gravy or something in the microwave.
Oh, there's so many people comingover a right, let me just let's
just unplug the microwave. Oh it'ssafe now, just move it out of
the way. Okay, fine,And then the cord goes into the sink

(01:39:59):
where they're standing. You fry,you fry Aunt Jane and Thanksgiving dinner because
you didn't know the damn microwave helda charge. Who knew that? Who
knew that? Who knew a microwaveheld a charge for so long? I
do know this that they can bedeadly and converted into weapons. Do you

(01:40:19):
know that. I'm not gonna tellyou how. I'm not going to give
you this schematics, but I've seenthem. But you can turn a microwave.
It's not that hard. You don'tneed really any special stuff, just
with what's in the microwave and turnit into like a deadly death ray.
And if you point it at someone, it'll it'll kill them. Here's another
one, or severely injure them.But if you know, because they'll one

(01:40:40):
out of the way once it hitsthem. Here's another one. Think about
this and this fun I had noidea. Now this could kill me.
Your garage door spring. Think aboutthis. Garage door springs hold an incredible
amount of energy. Trying to replaceone without the proper training and tools is
dangerous. Imagine that you're trying toreplace. Oh yeah again, I have

(01:41:04):
dad in mind. Yeah, wedon't need to go in from his face,
call the guy to fix it.I don't need a handy man.
Not handy. Oh you atle deeper. We get a couple of screws.
I'm gonna fix that spring, noproblem. Dad goes there to unhook the
things so we can take the springoff, and everything wacks his head off,

(01:41:26):
decapitates him right in his own damngarage. Bye bye dad. Mmm
hmm. My mind works like afinal destination movie. It's very easy for
me to see how someone can diefrom some of these things. Now we're
having fun. Now we're are wedone with I think we're done with this.
So you're now scared of your garagedoor springs, microwaves, bleach freaking'

(01:41:51):
hey dude, Oh and the plasticbag or dry cleaning bag that you were
planning on sleeping with tonight. Youmight want to you might want to rethink
that not only will you die apparentlyand I don't know how, don't know
who would why, but it's alsoa very comical death, as we've already

(01:42:15):
discussed here. Oh, I thoughtyou'd all like to know that. Linda

(01:44:15):
Erwin reminds us in the chat thatElvis died on his toilet, so we
can add that also toilet. Ithink there was a drug overdose. That's
the thing, you know. Idon't want to say that's comical, but
I do not want to get caughtdead on the toilet, that's for sure.

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Blood's bring this segment in for anice smooth landing. And I'm really
doing this as a public service announcement. So the most common causes, We're
just gonna run down the list.The most common causes of death in the
home are poisoning number one, twofalls, three fire, four choking and
mechanical suffocation such as bags and beds, five, drowning, six, extreme

(01:45:26):
temperatures, seven, gunshots, eightbleach nine DIY repairs such as fixing your
garage door spring again, which Imight suggest might be comical. Thing goes
the guys get decapitated, decapitite,decapitated, decapitated. I guess they could

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be something not as bad or goryis the decapitation? What if it hit?
Now? Look now, look you'relike Alex. That's still not funny.
Wait, I've got it. Dadgoes to fix the garage door,
which everyone tells him he shouldn't andthat he's an idiot, which he is
if he tries to do it.Said father then goes to fix it whilst

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jerking around the spring, which,as we said, holds an incredible amount
of energy. It goes and killshim by striking him in the groin.
Admit it, you smiled. Youmay not have laughed out loud? Does

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anyone laugh out loud anymore? Iam convinced every person within the last ten
to fifteen years who put lol inan email or text was lying. Nobody
lol's anymore. Quit lying to meall the time. But if a cheap

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Dad, Now, I'll make iteven funnier. Let me sweeten the pie.
Dad says he can fix it.Everyone tells him no, Dad,
the kids, the damn dog barkingat him, don't fix it. Yeah,
problem, I can fix it.Your that's my dad voice, Little
depot. Get a couple of scurs, A couple of springs have fixed the

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problem. Honey, No, honey, I hear it's deadly dangerous. I
heard this this jackass Alex Exhem onthe fringe of him sing no. But
Alex had a very convincing article sayingthere's an incredible amount of in these character
that jack out local depot the lows. I'm gonna a couple of screams.

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I'm gonna fix this thing, gonnasave us a couple of dollars. Anybody
for this little Johnny? No,Dad, you're not good at d d
Y. I remember what happened lastyear when you tried to decorate the house
with christmahers. I felt fada flag, no way, I'm gonna go right

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bag honey. And you see himcome back with a carload of crap.
You know this dad, You knowthis dad. He went there to fix
a sink and he needs tubing,and he comes back with gloves, a
sander, tarps. You know,you're like, what what is all this
crap? Dude? I thought youneeded a screw. So that's this dad.

(01:48:38):
He comes back with the carload ofcrap, carloads of crap, right
properly, don't worry about it.I want the YouTube to toy, I
had to do it. I'm justgonna follow the YouTube. Toy doesn't heed

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any of the warnings, scrolls tothe point where the guy starts doing the
work. Didn't see anything about theSpring will kill you. He's surrounded by
all this crap he bought at homeDepot, doesn't get through step one.
As soon as he he goes,he tries to take us screw off,
the spring goes smacks him in thegroin. He goes flying into all the

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crap he bought from home Depot andlays their dead. Now that's comedy.
That is comedy. We're gonna seethis in a neck Flix movie. That's
how poorly most Netflix in these newAmazon movies, that's how poorly they're written.
They would take an Alex ExHAM fictionalaccount Final Destination Ish and they would

(01:49:47):
make that a series. Hey,We've got how to Die in Your Own
Home? Men getting hit in thegroin with garage springs. That would be
an entire series, some reality showthat they'd put on air. Uh huh,
right, men being killed by groinshotsfrom garage springs. That sounds like

(01:50:12):
a rad punk punk rock band.Can I do that on a t shirt.
That would be the ultimate name fora dad band. Somebody used that.
It's worth the bazilion. Listen ifthere was a dad band playing at
the local bar named d YI DadsWho DIY Dads Die from Garage Spring Groinshots.

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That's the name of the band,and that was on a T shirt.
You saw it on the market.You say the nick way to say?
Now playing tonight punk band DIY Dad'sDead from Garage Spring Groinshots. See
that band, you go? Ijust got to see who these assholes are.
Who has a name like that?My god, they might be the

(01:51:06):
greatest band that ever lived. Whois texting me? Don't all of you
jackasses know I'm on air. Youknow I don't want to sound like Bill
Cooper here, but for the loveof crimeing man, every I got look
five to seven. Nobody calls meall day. You know this. I

(01:51:26):
can't tell you. It's all thetime. Nobody text me. Nobody calls.
Last night, we got a call. Hi height to the show phone
start ringing. Now it's text aftertextufter text one after the other. I
hate rapid fire texters. Listen,anybody who ever text me anytime, for
any reason whatsoever, know this aboutme. Text me once. If you
cannot put all the pertinent information fromyour diary of mind, I want one

(01:51:54):
text with all the pertinent information date, time, place, that's it.
If it's a quite tell me thequestion. If there's parameters like date,
time, where when, put itin there. I don't like, Hey,
Alex bing, how you doing?Boom? I wanted to ask if
you're available Wednesday? Bing? Bingbing for dinner? Bing bing? Maybe

(01:52:15):
around five bing? Oh so andso will be there? Have you heard
from? Shut up? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That should be another
way people will die. Their phonedrove them to jump out the window because

(01:52:38):
people wouldn't stop texting them when they'redoing a damn show? Is that on
the list? I just I can'teven tell you how many times this happens.
I'm just I'm over it. I'mjust over it. I don't wanted

(01:53:00):
to tell ever. Go old,Old, it's cold in the hutcheson jam
somebody help me, please me off. I'm as helpless as can be.
Old then, I don't know whatmy life is coming to. They say

(01:53:24):
I shot a man, but Inever shot Iran and that was my first
mistake. I'm telling you. It'scold in the Hutchinson j l It's cold
in the Hutcheson jail. It's cold, cold, cold cold. It's cold

(01:53:48):
in the Hutchinson j I got awife in with your talk and the girl
in shagger off, and they bothain't heard from me. Sometimes I hate
to diss a point of bold,but some fellas under oath said I did

(01:54:15):
it. They believed his story,not mine. It's cold in the Hutchinson
jail. Oh, it's cold inthe Hutchinson jail. It's cold, cold,
cold cold. It's cold in theHutchinson jam snows all over the ground,

(01:54:41):
and there ain't one robbing around thatI trust. Carry a message two
a friend. I guess I'll justsay here till spring. Sure wish I
knew what spring? Then let meso I can't start again. Ah's cold

(01:55:06):
in the Hutchinson. Oh, it'scold in the Hutcheson j Yeah, it's
cold, cold, cold cold.It's cold in the Hutcheson jail, cold,
cold, cold cold. It's coldin the hutches and je. She

(01:55:33):
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(01:55:54):
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