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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey everyone, it's Dylan Emory, host of the Fanatics every
Sunday ten am to noon on Sports Radio AM seven
to sixty to the Ticket. Enjoyed this podcast version of
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Anybody can be a fan wonderable.
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Pull up that Ray Shepherd. Good for Victor Winman, Yama.
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These guys are fanatics and jensa he has opened up
by pre scortly.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
This is the Fanatics.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Welcome into it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Sunday morning. It is sports church. Time to gather around
the do they call it the chairs or the benches
or what do they call it?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I have no idea. Welcome to it. Yeah, the pews.
It's been a while. Sorry Mom.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I know she's on her way to church as well,
so she always prays for me and the show. So
I am your host, Dylan Emory. You can catch me
on every social media platform. If I told you what
it was, just google my name you'll find my social
media a platform along with Shane Carter, who's always here.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He's always doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And by the way, the music today is all by Shane.
So if you have any music you don't like it,
it's not like he got the ideas for me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
And just know I do take requests, but I also
will ignore requests if because you know, I'm very prideful
about the music coming in. It's like in any sporting event. Yes,
it has to hype up. The segment has to make sense.
It does if you try. If you're trying and say,
I want to hear from George straight and it's very.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Slow coming out the gate tip, it's very slow.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I will not do it unless it makes sense. If
it's a downer setment, I'll play down in music. But
if otherwise.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
But Dallas Cowboy fans are chill, remember very chill man,
you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I'm passionate about the music. I'm a usual fan.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So today is going to be one of those shows
where you know, we had a rundown, but we did this.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Through.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
When do we ever have a run down that you
actually listen?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Sometimes I do, Okay, sometimes sometimes I do. But joined
us in studio for the next two hours is the man,
the myth, the legend. And we found him because he's
always with where's Cletto? While he's here today Cletch Rodriguez.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is joining us.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
He's got the hat to because I'm really kind of
putting you on a challenge because I was watching your
show the other day and you said that you and
I have.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The same sports takes pretty much.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, you get two hours here to show me and
Shane are gonna go have some coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Nice, let's get after it.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I just barely got through security, I mean for life.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, we do have security on the weekends here.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, I thought the search that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Was a little much.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But we're trying to do that to your on purpose,
because yes here we are.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Cletto was here obviously, but Cleto, I'm gonna give you
the floor a little bit because I know why you're here.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Obviously it's because of your sports takes.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But there's something that you're doing because obviously, and we
were looking at it right before, it is raining again
in the hill country. But h July fourth has affected
everybody you know, in the whole country in San Antonio.
But you are doing something over at the Woodlawn Theater, correct.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Right, Yeah, We're gonna be doing a benefit comedy show,
a fundraiser for all the flood victims in Kirk County.
It's gonna be donating all the proceeds are going to
to Kirk County and it's going to be helping the
food Bank and the animal shelter, Animal rescue shelters. So
we're gonna be got all these comedians that just jumped
on board and they're gonna be donating, donating their time,
(03:30):
and we're gonna be doing a mattne show July nineteenth
from three to five and want to invite everybody to
come on out and get a ticket. If we can't
get it. If you can't get a ticket, at least
spread the word. You know, if you go to my
Facebook page, gout the Rodriguez, I got the flyer on there,
shared that with everybody, you know, the word of mouth.
I mean, it's really spreading. We're getting the word out there.
I mean the Woodline it's brand new, I mean brandly new,
(03:53):
newly renovated comedy theater and it's kind of like nine
hundred seats, so you know, we got to I mean,
I'm over here, like I usually get one hundred seater
and I'm trying to sell that bad boy, So nine
hundred seats. I'm like really looking on you know, I'm
calling all my friends everybody, Yeah, wherever, I'm like the
word and then again it's like, if you can't make it,
we can donate. It's twenty dollars a ticket, and you know,
(04:15):
we want to just see as much as we can
raise and do our part. As you know, a lot
of the comedians, you know, they their cars can't get
to Curveville. They just want to They want to do
what they can. They're like, bro, you know, what are
we gonna do? And this is what we do. We
just kind of just put shows together, fundraisers and do
our part and just kind of invite everybody to come
on out.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Get the tickets. Again.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
It's going to be Saturday, July nineteen from three or five,
So Matt they show because they got that evening the
kill Tony guys coming in so oh wow. Yeah, so
they're donating their time as well. Okay, pretty cool. That's
gonna be it three days of fundraisers that would land
you know, do you know.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Any of the other comedians that I'll be performing for this, Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Actually, Jay LaFarr is one of the you know veterans
that's on there, Kim Curley, Freddie Hernandez. I mean, it's
think we got right about fifteen comedians donating their time,
you know, Dallas, Van Chris Gillion, just names that have
been grinding and there. Now some of these comics are
just really you know, taking, you know, doing the getting
(05:16):
noticed more and more nationally. And it's kind of cool
because they're now here and they're from here. The ottom
are from summer Dallas and the surrounding areas, and but
you know, even the Austin comics coming here to donate
their time.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And I would say that Texas comics are all the
rise from what I've been seeing of what you know.
And it's a good cause too, because some people don't
know what to do collector they don't know like do
I donate?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Do I do this?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But like, if you want to go and twenty dollars
for some laughs and you know that you're helping out,
I mean, you're gonna be feeling good. And people can
get more information at the Woodlawn Comedy dot com absolutely website.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But I challenge.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Everybody on this show that's listening and they're listening in
the future, purchase the twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
If you can't make it, yeah, you can donate.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Man he sponsored ticket we one. Yeah, somebody that wants
to go and get a little laugh, needs.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
A little laugh, And the show is sponsoring five tickets,
so Shane will hit you up after the show. We're
sponsoring five. But at the same time, it's like that, Yeah.
I had a friend of mine that was like, oh man,
you know, I'd really like to go see that show,
and they're just busy and everything else like that. So
I told her, I said, we'll tell you what you
can go. I said, but you got to represent my show.
(06:25):
Very cool, and so she's going to get a chance
to go out there and check it out. So but
we should get a T shirt, you know. You know
it's so funny because it's a T shirt.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Man, I know you don't wear shirts for all our day.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I do wear shirts. I'm not trying to go for
those kind of ratings. I'm just saying, you know, just
went off the rail.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Second, I had family members or like, you know, trying
to sell them a ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
They're like, oh man, you know you can come back
on the fifteenth. I'll get you.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I'll get you in the fiftething like, what are you
talking about fifteenth of September.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I'm like, what they're trying to negotiate the date of
the concept.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
You know, understand, my family they show up to like
weddings with with foil like they were, they're leaving with something,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's just that that is how they are. Kid.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Wife, My wife is Mexican. I'm very much aware of,
like of coming with nothing leaving with something.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yes, my aunts and uncles do that too, Okay, they
all like I like when I like the ones.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
See the thing with Dylan's family, It's called tupperware.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Ours is foil.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Y'all gotta guess what use?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Do you use actual tuerware or do you use like
empty butter containers purpose.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The actual tupperware, and then we'll put we'll put this
like masking tape on top of it, and we will
tell you what it is that.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You know, those are the.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Kids in school that you knew that when they when
you were going to the zoo, they put they're in
foil and they put the tape and then they had
to put their name on it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Because my mom had to wrap the so the can
in the in the aluminum oil and then she would
still label what it was.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And that that foil kept that kept that coke kept
the cool, didn't it it did.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It did.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, that was the first of them, was the first
Yetty we had the yetties.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
It's called aluminum foils. Ain't nothing new.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
It just looks sexier.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's like my girls now they're like that, you know,
that's a toilet brand, right, Like I tell them, I'm like,
come here, come here, look at.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
The toilet that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
My wife bought one of.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Those and keep water cold. It does, okay, lie, it does.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I kind of like though, like nowadays it's like for
three or four days you can put some steak or
something like this. A lot of these cups nowadays that
like the the the aluminum ones, like the Arctics that
the YETI is all those they have a long shelf
like the old plastic ones.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
If you dropped it that then.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Cracks are done. You're done, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We have a viewer that comes in and tells us
that Shane has the Country Crock containers.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
To Tie Country Crock.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
We miss you, Tie. I love you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I promises you guys we will get into sports.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You say, Country Crock, but I can't. We have we're
putting leftovers.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I can't do this without any love to my family,
right because my family does step up in big ways.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
The shout out to my family in Oklahoma. Shout out to.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Cousin Bubba Bubba, Pittsburgh Steeler fan. He goes lots of
lunches out of the cool whip bowl.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That's right. That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You're like, oh, I got cool whipping.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I kid you not. You go to my house and
look in my cupboard.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We have more.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
City based cinema movie cups that are like like.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
You know the Marvel Yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Paint's coming off from washing them so long.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Collectible ones, the collectible ones these I still have the
co Commanders. Yes, the Commander's cup that I bought, Wow, yeah,
and I took it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It's like I got my Niota cups.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, you keep the cor I know someone who one
time they bought one of those, like at the movies,
and it was very special. Was for the premiere of Endgame,
like yeah, Marvel six years ago, and the top of
like this like thirty gallon or thirty ounce cup was
literally infinity gaarnlet with the gems in it and the
strawsticking out.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
And I'm just thinking like they could pipe on more
cocing than the gauntlet because there was a hollow gatlet
they shorted y'all.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know, you know, because we all have those containers,
and I still have those containers.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
My daughters will come up, you know, for dinner, and
they'll open up. They're like, Dad, what's this. I'm like,
open it and smell it. But I don't think my
stuff right, I know when I put it in, yes,
and like they'll pull it out.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm like no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
My wife leaves stuff in there, like we literally, I
believe have penicillin in there.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Like it's been like it's like, what is this? That's yogurt,
it's blue.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I'll tell you what the how long has this.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Been in here? My wife will not clean the refrigerator.
I kid you not.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's the one place you don't clean.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
That's the one place you don't.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
My wife has ADHD and like she has like this,
like she gets serotonin outbursts, she gets the reorganized stuff.
So she buys like these, like labeled like color coated
glass containers for all the food, like literally because and
then she stacks in order of like this he's beaten first,
and this is just this is like brand new it's
a good system, but it's but it's also like living
(11:34):
with the crazy person. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
The thing is too is the Oklahoma thing. It's called
Eskimo Joe's. Have you ever heard of Eskimo Joe's. Okay,
So Eskimo Joe's is like very popular in Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, it's like a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's I would almost tell you it's like going to
like roadhouse. Okay, Okay, so it's like one of those
where they but it's Eskimo Joe's in Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Where is there an Eskimo in Oklahoma? I didn't the
ice age a long time ago.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Is there one name Joe?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
But those those are the cups that you have. Now
here's the fun part. You ready, Bubba would be proud, Bubba.
I'm gonna tell you this right now. I've got six Eskimo.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Joe cups at the house and nobody knows that.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Like I get friends that come over and they're like, hey,
this is cool.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'm like, that is a classic. And if you get
that cup from me to Jim, you are welcome. Yeah,
you know see there's other people love me some Eskimo Joe's. Jesus,
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
If you ever do a show in Oklahoma, you better
do it at Eskimo Joe's.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You know you say Oklahoma.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
When I first started doing stand up, like thirty years ago,
my manager, my manager was from Oklahoma, and all I'll
never forget most of my outside gigs outside of Texas
or Santoni was in Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
No, no, just no, like they were.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Like corporation business, you know, churches, all these gigs.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
And I can't even remember.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
One time he had me in who Bart Oklahoma, nice
whole part. Oklahoma is no bigger than shirts, Okay, no
bigger than shirts Texas, Okay. And I'm like, I was
there and they said, oh, we're getting a snow storm
in here.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
You're gonna have to stay inside.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
And they said, but the airbnb is what they called
it back then, before Airbnb's.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It was called like a ben and Breakfast or something.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It was right above a.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Funeral home, oh dear, And they was everybody was snowed
not in out, so like they were at home. I
was the only one in the town over a funeral home.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
And I'm like, yeah, okay, this ain't gonna work out there.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I hear chains rattling is that normal.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, actually it is, to be honest with you, it is.
It's crazy anyways. All right, so we are going to
do some sports. We're now going to put Coletto under
the gun. He's going to give us our opinions. So
coming up next have the spurs f the next piece
to the puzzle. That's all next on the Fanatics Sun
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