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For Fairfact South Carolina, to be for Northronto Beach, New
York City, Florence, Columbia, and back here in Rock Hills,
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Speaker 3 (00:48):
Q Kittles, Black Trump.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Grand Wiz's back in the house once more, talking about
that actual factual as only the Good Old Boys know
how to bring it to you. Yeah, Trump, M you
was complaining about rain Man, Like you know, if you
if you complain about rain Man, you live in the
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wrong place. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I'm not complaining about rain I was just saying it
just started raining and the sun was out like two
minutes before that, because I just went to throw something
in the trash and sun was shining.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What what was what is it is. This was the
sun out when it started raining. Yeah, so it was
raining and the sun was out.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
No, it got cloudy all of a sudden and then
it started raining.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well that's that's South Florida though.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But I was asking that because you know, if it's
if it's raining and the sun is out, you know
what that means.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What that means, sun's out, gons out?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It means it means it means that the devil is
beating his wife. Oh wow, people still say, y'all never
heard that before.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I've heard it. I'm surprised people still say it, Dude.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I was. I was on the radio one time and
it was raining and the summer's out, and I said that,
and I gave away tickets. I said, if anybody can
call and say what that means, I give you tickets
to whatever it was. And somebody knew.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Did you ask if the person was in an abusive relationship?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't know where that came from. Man, Like all
these like Southern colloquialisms and stuff. Man, the devil is
paty his wife, like, like, who's married to the devil?
It makes sense, Hey, listen, the devil's daughter got married
and p D.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Wheatstruw. I know, right? Who is PD wheatstru What? Oh?
P true?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You know he don't know? You're for real, You're for real.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I'm for real? Who is PD Wheatstraw?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You never you don't know who Rudy Raymore is?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah? I know who he is.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Rudy ray Moore made a movie that I have on
DVD at the crib called P. D. Whedstrow The Devil's
Son in.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Law, Son in Law.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
What in the world run you never seen I've never
even heard of this before.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Wholework. You need to watch that, Like ay, sad doll.
You're supposed to be a comedian.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
What's up, man, I've never even heard of this. P. D.
Weed Strock The Devil Son in Law?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Now, where's Where's likes clean comedy? He doesn't do all.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He liked that cosmic comedy where you clean on stage
and dirty on the background.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What do y'all like that? You said, the cleans of comedy.
That's that's your crew.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yeah, that's one of them.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
The cleans of comedy. Yep, I like.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That, most people do. I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That's dope right there. Yeah, I bring up the devil
being his wife and Southern colloquialisms because today we're talking
about like crazy laws that are still on the books
in America, and we're focusing on the southeastern United States
because that's where we are located. And this was sparked
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by an incident that happened a little while back with
one Agent eighty nine future Hall of Fame Wide Receiver
Steve Smith Senior, And we'll dig into the details of
what he did, but that's what sparked the idea behind
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this show. But obviously we tend to sometimes break laws
and we don't know we're breaking laws in America. A
lot of times they're not enforced, but they still exists.
I remember being in college and Tom Locke said something
about you could like it was someplace. I don't know
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where it was exactly. I think it was some place
in South Carolina. If you wanted to beat your wife,
you had to do it on a Sunday at the
courthouse and you wouldn't go to jail for it. And
I think it was still legal to do it, because
that's South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
For you.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Why the courthouse and why on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know. That's the whole point. Why is it
legal to do it anytime? Why are you put your
hands on your wife? You know what, I would beat
your ass, but I gotta wait a Sunday.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
And do it at the courthouse.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Rights to a bad parent. And they had it supervised.
I guess they figured the cops, so they're the judges
are there. You can beat it, but not too bad.
We're going to witnesses beating. Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hey, man, Earth is crazy, man.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
And it's even crazier because, like we have laws like
that that are still on the books. But then you
get a dumb president in office who can change the
name of a body of water overnight. You know, just
stuff like that that they're changing and stuff that's been
it's supposed to be like the backbone of the American
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citizens and whatnot, and that they're changing these laws. But
you have silly laws that are still on the books
that people can get away with crazy stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm gonna keep up about coming to myself right now.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
What I mean. I just think it's confusing going from
state to state, Like just the gun laws in New
York compared to Florida, Like it would be confusing too many,
especially because a lot of people spend half the year
up north and then spend the rest of the year
down south. Like you can't even have a gun in
public in New York, whereas yeah, yeah, it's the total
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opposite in Florida.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
And my partner was talking about this in regards to
the CDL license and stuff like the jobs. They want
you to have it where you're They want you to
have the license in the state of residency, which is
crazy because if I have a license in Virginia, I
can drive in California. So why does it matter where
I stay if I have a license and I can
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get to the job. It's just weird America America. Yeah,
well that's what we're talking about today. Crazy loss that
will send you to jail in twenty twenty five. All
the music, of course, is about going to jail and
getting free and all that type of stuff. Back on
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the Little Wards Forecast Media Radio Network, talking about crazy
laws that are still on the book. So we've mentioned
the Steve Smith senior situation.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
If if y'all don't remember this, quick background, Uh, Steve
Smith got with a former band person for the Baltimore
Ravens who had a husband, and then the husband decided
to call Steve Smith and record it and then upload
that to Instagram or something like that and see I vague. Yeah,
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And Steve Smith was on the floe with him and
he was like, what what do you have to say
for yourself, Steve? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Uh So,
there's a law in North Carolina that we found out
about later called the alienation of affection and it means
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that if if if you smash somebody's wife or vice versa,
they can sue you for interfering with the marriage. And
Steve Smith has been sued by this guy for interfering
with his marriage on this obscure law that's still on
the books. Now. I know a lot of people talk
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about the whole Drake Kencher Labarte right, and they call
Kencher Labar Lane, I mean Drake Lane for suing Universal
Records because they allowed they not like us, to come out.
Are you winning if you sue that dude?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Absolutely not, bro, absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
It's called you know, grasping for straws, Like like, what
else does he have to lose? I mean posting you
lost him, you lost a battle you lost your integrity.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Because the divorce is inevitable at this point.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
But but but you already like, but none of us
would have known this happened if you didn't post it
yourself on social media. It's to stay between the three
of y'all, h and Steve's wife. I forgot about that, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Mean I guess it would. Yeah. I love it.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I love that he posted it. I love that he sued.
I think it's great. I'm I'm happy to know this
law exists, and I think we should use it more often.
This is one of the lawsuits that I think is
not frivolous.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't think I would
do that. Like I think that that's like I definitely would.
Now that's all he know.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
He can't he can't beat Steve up. So he's like,
I have to get my get back somehow without going
to jail myself.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's a double L, though, man, why is it an L?
I mean it's an L because the same way that
Drake is a double L for suer universal records. After
losing the battle, I.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Mean, what what is he winning? As far as what
is he being compensated?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I think he's he's it's it's money, but not a
lot of money, you know what I mean. Like it's
like it's I don't think it's enough money to be
worth it. You know, I'm saying that, Like, I mean,
I would, I would just move on and be fine
with that man.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It would be let me guess it was a it
was a white woman.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'm not commenting on that, sir.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Why not.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
You know it probably was. I mean, it's a professional athlete,
it's a football player, it's a dude that looks like
a regular dude outside of having money. You know, they
love to jump to that other side. But I think
it's great. I would definitely sue. I think take as
much money from the person as you can, and uh
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uh as far as I don't think it's a loss
of all. Oh and I think it added benefit. Maybe
it'll discourage people from infidelity. So I see it as
a win win all the way.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
That I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead. What happens in
the case that that your wife is for the streets
and there's multiple men who have messed up your marriage, but.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
One of them is broke.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, but who are you to say, are you sewing
all of these men. Are you going into detective mode
and have a private eye to have proof of this?
And are you able to sue all of these men
when it's clear that your wife is the white who
is messing up the marriage?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Understand you can sue all of them in the state
of North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, I don't think he would have sued if it
was you know, Raulo from around the corner, potential Hall
of Fame wide receiver. That's why I would sue.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah, I would sue for anyone. Now I say, just
destroy them all. Uh, everyone is at everyone is at
fault here. Just destroy everyone that is getting in the
way of the marriage.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
What if you leave? What if you live in another
state and then you drive the North Carolina and witness
your spouse cheating? Can you sue then?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
What do you mean I sue? I thought we already
determined that the person can sue.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
But they're North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You don't pull the daddy Now you're trafficking.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Well, I mean if it's not if you can't sue
because of that, I guess you can't sue. I thought
this was a North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
My wife across state lines.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
I'm oh, that's even better if you can get them
on sex trafficking charges.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's not what that is.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
If you're cheating and taking a girl across state lines,
is that traffic if she's white?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh God, no other crimes in the state of North Carolina.
If you steal kitchen greece, it is a class one
of this defeater. It could be upgraded to a felony
if it's a large scale, a large amount of chicken
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kitchen grease.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I love I love it because kitchen grease was a
higher commodity back then. Now, I think about the copper
that's in your pipes in your house. People are stealing
copper out of people's pipes all the time, So I say,
just go ahead and destroy them all.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Y'all know how it was when Grandma had that that
big old thing of Chris Goo lard up.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
There, using that chicken grease like four or five times.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, it turns brown.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Don't do that no more.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Yes I do.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Mother in law yelled at me because I threw away
to grease.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, I'm going to throw it away every time. You
know how much greach costs, like three dollars like, why
why would I would I reuse that greef?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
But I can tell you can't cook.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
If you fry a lot or utilize it a lot.
Do is clean it up and get them purities out
of it, utilize it again, it's still good grease, bro.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So I don't. I don't cook a lot of fried food.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I don't either.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
You don't have one of those. You don't have one
those silver things on your stole to keep the grease?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, No, that's a.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
That's a great I have. I've been I've been using
the same I've been saving the drippings from when I
would eat meat. And I had some burgers that I
made back in twenty twenty two and I still got
the grease in my refrigerator. I've used it for some
vegetables I made where I wanted to add like a
beef flavoring to it, but I'm not the actual meat.
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And there's a restaurant in Cleveland, Ohio that has used
the same grease since the seventies and they deep fried
their burgers and it's delicious.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
A grease distillery.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
No, I don't like the spell of it though, Sitting bro,
And I got a friend who works for a fast
food restaurant that I won't name, and he told me
when to not go to said fast food place because
the grease is super old by the time you go there,
and that's why your chicken tastes like the way it
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tells you sometimes. But I know the days that the
chicken grease is fresh.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
And I used to change the grease in the burger
king on two knots Road in Columbia.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
It's hard.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Now it's easy. I got paid. It's like it's like
a you know, the draining systems and it was easy.
But what we noticed was people would say the food
didn't taste the same when I did that.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh it wasn't. It wasn't as good when it wasn't
like not nasty.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Uh yeah, when it was brand new fresh grease. So
you got a lot of flavors in that old grease.
That's why you keep using it.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
One more and done, North Carolina. Ever been a done
North Carolina?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Done? Uh. It's illegal to drive a car through a
cemetery for pleasure.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Oh well, I've broken that law before.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You know, when you know why that's on the books.
Grain It was a good place to if you gotta
ain't got no room.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Oh yeah, Okay, you.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Ain't gotta worry about nobody come out of the night.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
What's up, man? That makes a lot of sense. All right, bro,
I've been doing it wrong because I drive through graveyards
and cemeteries just for fun. But I never thought about
having sex in it.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
One.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Okay, we're gonna come back and we're going to take
a trip to Virginia. Back on the Little Boys Forecast
Media Radio Network, talking about some crazy loss that's on
the books in twenty twenty five. Still all right, This
I think is on the books in a lot of states,
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but I know for a fact that's on the books
in Virginia. Fornication is illegal in Virginia. So if you've
had sex with somebody in the state of Virginia and
you were not married to that person, you broke the law.
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I don't. Yeah, I'm trying to think if I've got
it in in Virginia.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So I'm back. I'm back to the Trump statement. Now,
So if that person resides in Virginia or do it?
Does the act have to take place in Virginia? I
think it has to be in Virginia if somewhere else,
And I have a domicile in Virginia.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Within the state borders. Okay, yeah, yeah, so that means jail.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I don't think I go to jail there.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Trump, I know you've done it.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah, I've been. I'm locked up for both segments.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
What you stole chicken?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Grease, No, I ain't still chicken.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Yeah, you got to do that now, could be completely tryffected, right.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah, it's all these laws I think makes sense. You know,
I don't mind them, and you're good with you on
a matter of time before we get to the Yeah,
I'm fine with that. I think it's just a matter
of time before we get to the black people and
white people can't be settling down together law.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, go back to that, because we are definitely going
backwards in the United States of America right now.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
That's what you mean, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I'm saying, I think it's gonna be on your list.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh it's not.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I believe it's still on It's not.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It's the law to land. It's like that's a that's
a federal law now where you can get married because
of loving You never watched the movie, Yeah, yeah, that
happened in Virginia too. Maybe maybe that's what the law
was there, like you ain't married at her? What you doing? Boy?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Now that's they just simply trying to control these these
women and their bodies and stuff. Man, that's right they
I don't think they'll go back to that far as
far as saying, you know this race came, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Like Virginia is a strange place. There's like like speed
limit signs where it's like twenty five and a half
miles per hour and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Yeah, it's all monitored by aircraft.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Right.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah. So uh there's also expectorating in public. Know what
it means expectoring.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
What that's the when you blow snat out your nose close?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But no, you can't spit in public in Virginia.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I like that one.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Spit public.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, it's a class for misdemeter.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
So I guess that's for like people who chew tobacco.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Just people are like kaka, LOOKI I don't like that, Like,
oh that's that yes now that yeah that's how it sounds.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So yeah, I think that that's stupid like to like,
I mean, I don't I want them to know what
was on somebody's mind for them to come up with this,
and it had it had to be like the eighteen
hundreds or something when this law like got developed. Man, like,
I'm tired of him spit. Let's make a law.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Now, because just imagine if you're spitting and and it's
like a breeze and it gets caught up in the
wind and then it hits you in the face.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
But a law.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
It was probably a lot of people chewing tobacco and
snuff and they.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Tired of filing the misdemeanors an assault, so they say, hey,
let's just make it a legal for him to spit.
It's a cut back on some of the traffic at
the courthouse.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So in Waynesboro, a woman can't drive down main Street
unless her husband walks in front waving a red flag.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Waynsborld what Virginia.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I haven't either, But Mike, my guess is they had
a lot of bad women drivers, so they had to
put something on the books to stop it. Because the
women at the time were probably terrible drought.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
They might need to utilize that in some other cases.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Now, hey, how do you how do you enforce that?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Though?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
How do you enforce like.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Higher more crossball guards.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, or do you do you have Karens calling the
police or they see somebody spit in Virginia.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Oh, Man, I don't think it'd beg Karens.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
All Right, we're gonna We're gonna go to uh Trump's
state when we come back.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I'm sure there's a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
We're gonna go to the state of Florida. Deal with Florida. Man,
I'm not gonna go to O Boys Forecast Media Radio Network,
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the Mario Washington, Can Kittle's Black Trump and Grand Wiz
and we're talking about crazy laws that are still on
the books now Florida. Man, Trump is Florida man, mm
hmm he is. Now, So I don't think that these
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actually are as bad as like some of the others
that we've discussed so far today. In Sarasota, it is
illegal to sing in public while wearing a swimsuit. And
every time I look at these, I'm trying to figure
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out like why, like what was what was the catalyst?
But some of that notice, a lot of this stuff
is like essentially anti women. A lot of these laws
that that that we're talking about goes to show you
that like when these were made they probably weren't. No
women in the legislatures like to be able to debate.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
This majority of the laws of the land right now
or the black boats minorities. Yeah, we're considered.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's where's Sarasota as far as.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
That Sarasota is like near Tampa, Tampa.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
That's what I thought. You never seen somebody wearing a
swims suit walking around at Tampa.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Mm hmmm. No, I mean there's like, look, there's beaches
like near Tampa, but you know, Tampa is a little
bit more and there. I thought it's only they're like, yes,
they're on the golf, but they don't really have beaches.
The one we went to is it's similar to that
one in Charlotte that was manufactured well like five years ago.
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It looks kind of like that.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
A beach and Charlotte ain't no ocean in Charlotte.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
You didn't you didn't know. You didn't hear about that
about five years ago they manufactured a beach in Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
How is that possible?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
It was a man made beach in Charlotte. Google it.
Google it. Later on, I'll tell you about five years ago, and.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
They just called a beach the beach is not necessarily
the ocean, like they call it the beach over there
at Lake Norman and Lake Wilie, just where you can.
That's true, you know.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Just my guess is there was a situation where someone
was doing something and they wanted to stop that particular person,
like the boxer who would take white women with him
and Jack Johns, Jack Johnson. So my guess is all
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of this was born out of they saw somebody doing
something they didn't like, so they made a whole law
to specifically target that person. So maybe there was a
woman who was maybe they probably it was probably a
lot of guys getting loose on the beach and they
were just googling a woman and losing themselves and getting drunk,
and it was getting too rowdy, and she had on
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a baby suit. She was singing, and someone said, well,
we can't have them out here with this loose behavior.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I just think law enforcement is looking for a way
to get a woman in a bathing suit locked up so.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
They can yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
But quickly, like when you brought that law up. I
was just instantly thinking about Jesus Liquid Sores album and
the skit where the guy's singing NonStop.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I need you to like enunciate all the syllables.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
That's how it sounded in the background.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Now.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
But I'm talking about what black Trump said. Gizz I
thought you said something else, and I was like what, Oh, like.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Uh, you cannot feed alligators surprisingly in the state of Florida.
And I ain't got no problems with that one. Now.
I know people think associated Florida with alligators. I spent
a lot of time in Florida, and I ain't never
seen an alligator in Florida. I've seen a whole lot
of alligators in South Carolina, though.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
That's crazy to me. I don't try North. Let's me yeah,
down here in Florida. So they're like, hey, let me
get up out of here.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Well, you say what, I don't go near any I
don't trust any water, any body of water in Florida
because I feel like all of it can have an
alligator in it, pond, a lake, anything with water, I
don't go near.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
It, anybody of water, and I'm I'm looking for something
that water in But I've seen a couple in Florida though,
when I was coming through, like sitting on the on
the sands of whatever, botty leg Yeah, little. I haven't
seen anything as huge as I've seen in South Carolina though,
So but you that fetal nah? I mean, because again
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it's like any other thing, like you know, don't don't
feed the bears and everything else because they're gonna keep
coming looking for that food. Man. So it's a food.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
So there's a black crocodile hunter on social media. Now
if you wrestling with him.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh, I saw that he got in trouble then, because
he got bit I think I saw him.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, don mean cash on his legs. Yeah, he's still
sitting there like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Get faked or something that didn't die real quick, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Nah, the uh if you got your elephant in Florida,
If you got an elephant in Florida, you cannot tie
it to a parking meter? Again?
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Did all this stuff was made to target one person?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Right? Like I think you're right about that. Like like
they mad about one person and one person only, and
then they like say, you know what the hell with that?
I got you?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
That person said there's no law against it. So they
went up in there yea for the city and passed
it in. Yeah, they just stayed on the books because
everybody else think it's so utterly stupid. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Now, if you know any unmarried women in the state
of Florida, they cannot go parachuting on Sundays. They can
get fined for that, yes, specific.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, I don't think there's too many single women in
Florida that's trying to go parachuting.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Who knows, muster parsling, you know what. It's probably with
somebody's wife, and he wanted to make sure that she
stopped doing it.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yeah, because like why married women as opposed to what
is it a single woman or a married woman?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Single single women?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Single women? Why single women say?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay, so yeah, so that's when the girlfriend that he
was trying to stop from doing it, right, I don't
know you, Like I don't understand though, like because like
it's amazing that I guess because Florida is so Florida,
Like it's it's kind of difficult to like have like
the craziest laws on the books because right now, like
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to me, like right now, like North Carolina is in
the lead with the craziest laws of the ones that
we've looked at so far, because and the one is
with it you can't steal the cheecken grease and they
you can't ride around in there in the graveyard.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
You know, it's pleasure.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
But Florida has the most crazy his headlines when it
comes to people committing crimes.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I mean, that's something crazy every day right down here.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
So I guess.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I would I would venture to guess there's three or
four other states that would have Florida beat, and that
would be Texas, Alabama, and Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
You mean in terms of people who are doing crazy.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Stuff, No, just crazy laws.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I think I think that that any Dixie state has
the craziest laws. And what Florida was, Florida was a
part of the Confederacy.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I think it was eventually I can't remember. Yeah, I
look that up, man, But yeah, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna,
We're gonna go to Georgia when we come back back
on the Little Boys Forecast Media Radio Network. Talking about
crazy laws on the books. This is something that's relatively
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new nineteen sixty one and in Gainesville, Georgia, I don't
know what that is. It is illegal to eat fried
chicken with anything other than your hands.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
What you know, A black person didn't write that where
they where the massacre took place on the movie with
John Coffee. Uh, I think it's the actor's name of
the Arby's guy played in that. But it was about
the massacre with the.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh you're talking about all that's that's that was Florida.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Rosewood Wood Rosewood.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, yeah, you said he said what you said? The
Arby's guy.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, I think he played in the movie.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Right, it is hell mister man or whatever they was.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Then that's the name. John Coffee was the other guy
that was in the Green whatever greens.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Michael Clark you're talking about, he's talk about ving Range his.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Name too, Yeah, his name, man. I just played this
other stuff though.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Now I noticed some of y'all are going to like
this and Actworth, Georgia, this is one of the books
in nineteen eighty two. Everybody who owns a home in Actworth,
Georgia must own a fire on by law since nineteen
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eighty two.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Okay, it's probably born out of criminals doing something and
probably somebody got killed, like a home invasion or something
like that. Probably a white person, black person, somebody minorready
broke into the home and somebody died.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, and you got to protect yourself because we ain't
got no police.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
That's probably what it is. That's when I was a real,
real small towns no hospital.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Get there, right right right?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Uh, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in
your back pocket on Sundays, and I'm not I'm not
making this stuff up, bro.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
He should be illegal all the time though, Like why
would you have an ice cream caring in your pocket?
First and foremost, like you got it. I don't know
what slow.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't know if that means the ice cream can
be in your pocket or it's just a cone.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Without having the ice cream already.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Because I will say, a long time ago, when I
was a kid, this dude came to the house. I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna call his name.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
They came well.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Uh, he came to see my pops and he was
sitting there and he was talking.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
He was waiting.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He was talking to my mom and my pops. One
one day he was waiting for him to come back,
and my pops never showed up. So he got up
to leave and a sausage biscuit came out of his
pocket and it was.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
On the floor.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm not kidding, like unwrapped you had a sausage bigge
in his pocket though I ain't never forgot that, and
I wanted to eat it because I was like, fight.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Guess is.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Mike a sugar con.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
This probably sounds terrible, but my guess is it was
a pedophile. It was going around handing out cones and
other candies and stuff like that. And it's probably known
for carrying cones and with proud the prow the area
on a Sunday picking up kids.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You just child Jerry like, oh you got.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Cones and it's no ice horning.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
They come out of the pocket here.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
You like, oh no, man, I don't I don't be right.
Even just to even if you stole the cones to
put it in your back pocket is just crazy to
me because in your pocket pire you can sit down
and you're going to crush the cones. So you're not
going to get to put the ice cream in it
if you're headed to the ice cream shop.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Yeah, but even still cute. It's a conversation starter with
the child. The child will probably be curious. So I
can see some kids going up and like, why do
you have a cone? And then he tells them about
he weaves a tail about a cone and next thing,
you know that in his van.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
What are you gonna tell cream salad? I got some cones.
We're gonna crush out the cones and put on some
ice cream like some cherries. You gonna have an ice
cream salad.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Somebody going door to door, the door to door ice
cream salesman knocking on people's doors. I got sugar cone
waffle cones, the little small yellow ones that dairy cream
would sell. Yeah, and then have that, have the scooper
in one hand, just going ice cream.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Just think about that. Lifetime is nasty.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah, well, I wish I would go out to my doors.
I got some ice cream. Right.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Uh, we're gonna come back and we're gonna wrap it
up as we come to South Carolina or the full
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Back on The Good Boys Forecast Media Radio Network, talking
about crazy loss that's on the books now home base
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of South Carolina. And I never knew any of these
And uh, we're going to start with.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
If you.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Propose to somebody but you don't really mean to propose
to them, that is a crime. So like if you basically,
will you marry me so you can, like, you know.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Do what you're trying to do.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Will Smith would have been caught up, but she she
can like file charges. You can't go to jail for
it because it's uh, it's uh, it's it's not a
false promise of marriage law.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Yeah, that makes And even when I was going through
my situation where my proposal didn't make it to the
finish line, like there was a debate whether or not
that person was required to give the ring back.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
What is the debate debate? I would have been like,
you have no choice either you give.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
It back or take it back every day you go
to work.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
I would that's crazy. What is the debate?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
There? No debate?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Were coming with a collection agency and it starts with
a four ends with a five. Man, I mean, what
are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
You like, straight up and down. I'm with you on
that one, Liz, Like you you're giving me my joint back.
It could be in installments, but you're gonna give me
the ring back or you're gonna be paying for it
if you want to rocket? But why you want to rocking?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I gave to you the only reason why you want
to keep that is, so you can exchange it for
the cash value. You canna give me my rain back? Yeah,
the hell with that you're talking about? Man? So, like,
have you ever been in a club on Saturday night
and then it turned into Sunday and you still was
in the club? Yegal illegal in the state of South Carolina?
Speaker 3 (39:25):
What illegal?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
They don't enforce the illegal dance halls must close at
midnight Saturday until Sunday midnight, the Hoda.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
The bar is still there were still drinking and chilling.
And how many.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Parties have you been to on a Sunday?
Speaker 3 (39:45):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
What they talking about? Man? Yeah, yeah, that's uh uh,
it's I think that that's like some of the stuff
that was a part of the uh you know, the
old Blue laws or something probably that they had an effect.
And I know they got rid of those like a
long time ago because Charlotte was stealing so much money
from the state of South Carolina and Augusta was stealing
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so much money from the state of South Carolina because
they were border sticks.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
So like, is it is it? Do you have to
be gone before midnight?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Or they said they got a close at midnight that's
what's on the that's what's on the books.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Wow. Yeah yeah, bro, I know I know tools right
now back home, they stay open way past that, like, yeah,
we're going the day and we're walking up the street
to see what's cracking at the other one, you know,
like right.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Right, un pinball is illegal for anyone under the age
of eighteen, and so have you ever been to Chuck
E Cheese because I know I was in there other
the age of eighteen playing pinball. It's still illegal for
you to be under the age eighteen to play a pinball, bro.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
When I was a kid, yea Hackman machine and like
three pinball machines in between that food tables, bro.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Illegal, I never really enjoyed.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I don't like it. And then' like you know, like
you got a tilt the machine and all this type
of stuff. Man, Like nobody got time for that jump
man illegal legal, buddy, Tipping the machine. Yeah, they tell
you to tilt the machine. No they don't when it
ball gets stuck, get stuck. Yeah yeah, but it'll be
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a thing come up and saying tilt till oh.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah man. No, but we just playing machine,
trying to trying to win more and stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I don't know. Oh no, you can see you're talking
about cheap man. So but uh now that Oh my bad,
I don't I think I left this one out. Man.
Uh this is also in in in North Carolina, if
I'm not mistaken. Uh it also and done North Carolina.
You can't play Dominoes while you're in traffic. And who
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are you in traffic? I don't even know traffic. I
don't even get it, man. So I think North Carolina
has the craziest loss.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
You think the red lights him out domino right right right?
Oh man?
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Yeah, I still I still will vouch for Texas, Texas,
and I have to.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Look up Texas. Maybe maybe we'll we'll revisit, like on
a barbershop talking something to see if Texas and Alabama
and Mississippi at the top on.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
The West coast, on the West coast, I'm gonna say, utah.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, yeah, I think I can joke saying that, and
we will see you on the radio next week and.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
We out this funky thing. Don't play Dominoes.