June 12, 2025 • 27 mins
A spin-off from a popular series, this show centers on a well-meaning but bumbling character whose everyday misadventures provide wholesome entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Craft presents the Great Gilder Sleeve.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Each week at this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Time from Hollywood, California. Craft presents Harold Perry as the
Great Guilder Sleeve. Written by Leonard L.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Levinson.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We'll hear from the Great Gilder Sleeve in just a moment.
But first times like these call for real trip. Yes,
we must save money to buy defense bonds to help
in any way we can, but we must be careful
to economize wisely, especially when we economize on food, because
the health and well being that comes from nourishing food
are vitally important.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Tool.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's why delicious Parquet margin, the modern margarine made by Craft,
is a good thing to know.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
About these days.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
First, Park is so good tasting your family to spread
a thick on toes, hot rolls, and bread, and Park
margarine is an economical source of food values important to
a balanced diet. Park is a wholesome, nourishing food, one
of the best sources of food energy there is. What's more,
serving your family park margin is a dependable way to
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give them vitamin A because every pound of park contains
nine thousand units of this important vitamin. So why not
start serving park marginin tomorrow? It's perfectly delicious for table
use and for baking and pan frying tool. Yes, you
can economize wisely without sacrificing nourishment or flavor if you
use park spelled par kay. And now let's visit our friend,
(01:54):
the great guilder Slayer.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I got your extra large portion of roles on kind
of you must be extra hungry?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well, why should I be extra hungry?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, Bertie, because you didn't touch your super use salad.
No use, you've taking up your appetite for the serious
bills to.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Meet the potato, Yes, serious as the meat and potato. Well,
to tell the truth, Bertie, I don't think I'll have
any here.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You didn't fill up on hot those quiets out?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Did you? What? What a question? As if I would?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Oh you didn't? Did you want?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Come on, Marjorie? Do I look like a man who
stuffed himself with a lot of sandwiches and soft drinks
between meals?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Well, welcome on, leroy, I was asking your sister, Marjorie.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well, I can tell soon enough if you eat your
dinner properly, then the suspicions I am positive of.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Now will prove to be completely erroneous.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
To my tall surprising, everlasting amazement.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Now, Bertie, you're a wonderful cook. You've got a right
to be proud of your work. But did it ever
occur to you that there might be some other reason
why I'm not eating my dinner?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Touch is for instance? For what? Well, it's like this, Yes,
I've got it. Funny, How I almost forgot.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Funnier?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
How you just remember? What is it? Missus? Gilse?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, I suppose I should have told you about this before,
but I've gone on a diet, a diet.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A died for Heaven's sake.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
It was kind of sudden, wasn't it, Uncle?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, no, it was one of my New year resolutions.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
But this is the first you've mentioned it, Uncle Morton.
New Year's was on Thursday?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh wasn't?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yes, god, it always comes on Thursday. Oh that's Thanksgiving. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, I've been thinking it over ever since I made
this resolution, and I think i'll try it out for.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Say a day or so.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Oh you should try it out longer than that, Uncle
frock Morton. What's the wall? He gets hungry? Of course
you'll get hungry. That's the purpose of a giant, not
this one. You see, the real reason we right.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Remember the old time he's saying, small boy who talked
big seldom get invited to basketball game.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Second time, excuse me for standing here with this here
played the food in mine head.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
But the issue all this die at ease you, isn't
I is?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Bertie? I mean, I am. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
It's a delicious looking dinner, but you better take it away, Bertie.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
We must do all we can to help Uncle mar
keep this resolution.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Asking.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But I wish I knew more about this, did business
ahead of time.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
It wouldn't have been necessary to practically blowing. I'm perfectly
lovely cop.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
I think it's just bad if you're to go on
this diet, uncle, and I'm going to do everything I
can to help you stay on it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh well, isn't that nice of you?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Now you can't eat, at least you can smoke.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You smoke, and by George, you're right.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
You haven't even started that box of cigars I got
you for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, yes them. Where are you going, Marjorie bringing those cigars?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh my goodness, Leroy, I received some horrible Christmas cigars
in my day, but these are a new load. It's
the first time I've seen cigars made out of cigar coupons.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Oh gee, if you don't smoke them, she'll feel that If.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I do, I'll feel a lot worse.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm telling you, Leroy, a single whip from one of
those punk perfectors.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Nah back already, my dear, Here they are, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Oh, I just can't wait to see your eyes light
up when you light up one of these cigars.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
It looks like you gotta glow.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Well, tell the truth, Margie, my dear. I also made
a New Year's resolution to curtail my smoking.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Oh well, in that case, you can cut these in two.
What that way, they'll last twice as long.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I better save him, Marjorie. Yeah, I think I'll give
up smoking all together for the time being.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
If that was a smart move, Uncle More. Yeah, well,
in that case, I'll just tie the box so you
won't be tempted to take him.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh you didn't do that, By the I feel sure
that they're strong enough to keep me in the safeest.
I mean, I mean I'm strong enough to keep them
in a safeest. It said it's saved, but the bell.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Oh, Berty's busy in the kitchen. I'll get it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, gee, you're getting.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Pretty deep with those New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Leroy, you talk as if I were in sincere. Oh
are you, young man?
Speaker 6 (05:59):
That's neither hearing the here Jodge Hooker.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, I hope I haven't come butting into the middle
of your dinner. Give to sleeve.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Oh no, in fact, uncle mart isn't having any dinner.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
You aren't gilding. What's the matter?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Sick? No, I'm not sick.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
He's going on a diet. Judge, isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'd say it is. Why do you realize that with
Gimer Sleeve here on a diet, this country won't have
to worry about a food shortage?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Very funny. I'll bet you put on ladies acid parties.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Too, And not only that, giving up smoking?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Oh no, wait a minute. Don't you know man, that
if you don't smoke, you're bound to eat more, and
if you go on a diet, you'll naturally smoke a lot.
You just can't do both of them at once.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Hey, I hadn't follow that.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Oh, the ordinary person might not be able to. But
Uncle Mord is really a man of iron. Who Yes,
you're just a little rusty, that's all.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Ah, go on, he'll he couldn't keep a resolution like
that any longer than Hitler can keep a promise?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Is that? So? Don't judge everybody by the way you
judge yourself. Judge, if I wanted to, I could stay
on a vegetable diet and keep waiting tobacco for a
whole week. Yes, lose ten pounds too, Guildy.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It's a good thing for you. I'm on the Superior
Court bench. Otherwise I'd make some money.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Bet He knew you couldn't hiding behind your legal guy. Well,
it's lucky for you. You're not, Betty.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Why how much would you put out.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Any amount of money? Fifty one hundred dollars? Too bad?
You're praid to bed? Judge?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Who's afraid?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'll take you up?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
But you can't do that. How would it look if
anyone found out that the Superior Court judge was gambling?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
This isn't gambling, guilty, it's not no, this is.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Your thing, that's what you think, Judge. Here's what I'm
going to take you to the cleaners.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
And it's a bit, yes, sir, no meets no sweets
and cigars and ten pounds off in a week?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Is that right? Right?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Shake shack This is going to be the easiest hundred
dollars I've ever picked up.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Don't you think so? Le Royan, don't you think so? Majory?
Oh my goodness, I should have got knobs on this bed.
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Good morning, Lee roy Good morning, Marjorie, Good morning Bertie
Lee Coggins. Better fix a great big breakfast for me.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
What'd you just say, missus Gilsley?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Lovely day, isn't it. I've got an enormous appetite this morning.
Better bring me three or four scrambled eggents to make it.
Oh no, I'm in more of a ham mood this morning.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Whoa damn mister Gilslee. Have you forgotten something?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yes, of course no ncome ONRD you've forgotten all about
your diet?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
What? Oh? Oh yes, well I've changed my mind about that,
but you can't.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
You've bet Judge Hooker one hundred dollars you'd lose ten
pounds inside a week.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh yes, so I did.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And I've fixed a real knock badmining breakfast for you,
mister gil Clean.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
None fastening? You have? What is it?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
A nice big glass a hot bought in.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
LEMONSU What a hour way to start today? How did
I ever get into this. But don't you remember right quietly?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Roy? Never mind breakfast, Bertie. I'm going to drive downtown
and get to work, but I.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Intend using the car this morning, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You what am I supposed to do? Walk? Of course, the.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Exercise is going to help you lose that ten pounds,
it's extras.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
But but I can't walk all the way downtown, especially
on an empty stomach.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh, yes, you can let the girl slease you just
keep your cot but nobody will notice.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It at walk down here, sire? Make me hungry? Oh,
miss miss.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
I did the morning? Do you wish to the breakfast?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I want a lot of breakfast.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I want half the grape fruit of baked apple, the
breakfast steak and not too small, and some potatoes el
what kind.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Hash pram, French fried and mash?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah? Yes, which, yes, all three?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I want some cooked cereal hotcakes, a pair of eggs
sunnyside up toast and coffee you got it?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Yes? On the number two breakfast.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yes, I'm the number two breaks Oh I'm.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Sorry, sir, but all that doesn't come down on the
number two breakfast. You can have it on the number
six breakfast. Six have to come cheap all of cought.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh well, all right, let me have it anyway I
can get it, just so it's quick and miss. Yes,
bring me a glass of hot water and lemon juice.
Put it down right here in front of me so
I can sneer at it.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yes, some people, I.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Hope you hurries. My stomach feels like an Arizona rain
barrel in July.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
For the last time, Irwin, not another dollar and jo? Hello?
What are you doing here, Heldersleeve? What?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Hello, Judge? Okay, I never expected to see you here.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I'll bet you didn't. What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, I just dropped in for let me see. Oh, yes,
for a glass of hot water and lemon juice.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Well, yeldes Leeve, I want you to meet my brother
Orwin pH when this is throck Morton p. Guilder sleep
the pleasures all mine?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yes, Well, don't let me detain you. I'll see you soon, Judge.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Why are you so nervous about guilty? Old pat who me?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I'm not nervous, not a bit, not a bit, not
a bit.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yes you are otherwise why are you putting salt on
your finger? What?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh? I thought it was Selry.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Oh you're a case. Gilty isnty Irwin?
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Yeah, he acts as if he's gonna guilty conscience, your
kid guilty conscience.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It is what is known as a play all whites.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
We know, Irwin, say, you are acting rather suspicious, Rock Martin. Oh, yes,
you you're not trying to cover up something like going
off that diet and losing the bet, are you?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Judge joker? How can you think of a thing like that?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
You have it rare medium of well done.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Bring me the lemon juice and water well done? Please?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
But I didn't mean the lemon juiceon what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yes, well, I'll have mine rare. Yes, I run along,
girl and tell U yet hurry, hurry.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Hurry, yellless. Leave this looks mighty fishy. Noa, I'd like
to stick around a while and see just what you
have order, No jaw, I'd be late for court, so
I have to leave now, Judge, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
By goodbye, hooker mine.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Oh say there's an idea? Oh me, yes, you I
got a job where you were when stick around with yildress.
Leave here for the next few days.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh wait a minute, what's the big idea?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I want Irwin here to see that you stick to
the terms of our bet.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
But Judge, don't you trust me? Then why waste Irwin's
valuable time?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh he hasn't anything else?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Do you have yourwin?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Not until a baseball season starts anyways.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh are you a player? No?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
But I'm a sort of celebrity in my own rife.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Hey, did you ever go on to the bullpuk.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
And here the guy who sits over in the soy's base,
and you'll throw.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That bumb out. Oh is that you?
Speaker 8 (12:57):
No, I'm the guy what says and back of him,
and you'll count.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Shut up yellow house.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Well, you stay around mister gillis Lee for the next
few days, Irwin, and remember if he smokes or goes
off his vegetable diet, that means he loses his bet. Okay, Judge,
I'll keep my eye on him.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You can rest in short.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Hi, Gillet, watch your step now, or that under Snecker's
is mine.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
He's a great guy to judge the salt of the oike,
the very salt.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yes, Hey, what's so great about the salt of the yike?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Anyway? So where else? Sit down, Irwin, I'll salt you
see in ancient times? Oh, oh no, that's not from me. Lady,
this is all from my friend here. All I want
is this glass of hot water and lemon juice. Don't
die pitch in Irwin for.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
Me say I'm gonna like this up. I'm sorry, mister slave,
but I still don't get us what's so extra special
about the salt.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Of the lights? Look erwis? You followed me around for
two days, haven't you?
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Two days and two nights. During most of that time
I tried to explain it to you, haven't I uh huh,
And you still don't understand, do you? M m, Well,
let's skip it. It's a mere bagatelle. Oh that's a
good one. What's that? That was French? And that means Erwin.
Wouldn't you be happier in some cozy, warm pool room?
Oh no, I like being with you.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
It reminds me of the time I was the simpanty sheriff.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh, you were a definitey sheriff. The judge's influence, no doubt.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
I used it to take prisoners up to the state
pen until I had my accident.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh you had an accident? What happened?
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Well?
Speaker 8 (14:53):
One of the prisoners stole my badge and had me
locked up. Hey, Where are you going on?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Mister? Yeola slap? Going right here to the YMCA. I'm
thinking of taking some reducing exercises. You want to wait outside? No,
I've come along with you. I was afraid. Oh look
they got a pool table. Oh maybe I can promote
myself for games. Yeah, and maybe you can't. You stick
around here while I go into the gym. Nacy.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Hey, say fella, how about me join it? All right?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
All right? All together? Now?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What a two?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
A left? I shut the door? Oh? What you watch?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Seven?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Ay? I come on, speak up? I came to see
about I wait, A down's straight?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
I ste Why don't you're joined?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Are fat? Meant scroop? I'll see here, mister.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'm not that fat, and I didn't come here to
be in southern good body?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
What a two?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
A three?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
A pour?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You're going out the wrong the door? What do you mean? Noah?
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Now, first, good boys, don't jilly dolly my sir?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
That door he's in the alley.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It does well, it's splendid. Now I can dodge your
past that's been bothering me. One A two, goodbye to you?
Three at last, Now for the nearest cigar Shore.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Hey, mister Phillis plays, I wait for me.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh, jumping jeeps say this is just like Leonard. They're
pretty sheriff again, Irwin, weren't you playing pools with them guys?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
They was playing for Maxis? Hey, now tell me what's
what's the salt that are like?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
What makes it better? Like the salt that a saper ink?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Excuse me, miss March, but I fish. Mister Gills leaves
dinner an imitation pulled a house steak made out of.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Roasted peanuts and dandelion greens.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
You think you eat it?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
I don't know what does it taste like? Tastes like
roasted peanuts and dandelion greens. Poor uncle More, I.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Think he'd break down and cries the just lip in
the pork chop, and that Irwin wasn't looking.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Gee, I wish this whole business was over. Unclemore doesn't
any fun anymore. When he isn't growing and complaining, he's
mad at everybody or or trying to tell the telephone
book and toe while I tried to get missus Gill's
sleeve to give up that the diety here.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
But he's stubblers and a balking mood caught it in
a tar pit on a hot afternoon.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
While that man, oh there is now everybody takes to
the sty clothes seller.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Everybody. Hell, how are you? My boy? And Marjorie? You're
even more beautiful than usual, my dear? Or something's wrong?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Yeah, Jill, you feel all rights? Maybe you like a
rest of while.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Uncle Maore nonsense, I never felt better. You know what
happened that Irwin who's been shadowing me.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You had to go home. He's got his stomach eggs. Yeah,
now maybe I can have a decent meal at last.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I've just been itching to fix you some nutrients the dope,
so he's like soldern, I can.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Throw that in the station stick and six you are
real good boy, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
That's right, and some biscuits jam and hum the pie
and hurry up, Bertie, Yes.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I'm going I bet it, catch the door on the way.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yes, oh, hurry up, Bertie, Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Please, I'm gonna get you that roast peanut and densime
thick right now.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
It's Pertie. What do you mean he's not a visitor
And it's no.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Herwin phoned me he was too sick to stay with you,
so I came right over myself. Why judge, because I
have a sneaking suspicion that you're responsible for Irwin's stomachs.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Forget the more another's land.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yes, yeah, they didn't get over to the other sight
of the road.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Gee, they're gonna horsh to pull there.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yes, I wish we had.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
You're getting tired of?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh? No, I can I can go on a while, Leroy?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Oh boy, I think this is fun.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Yes, you.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Tell the truth. I don't think I'm gonna lose any
weight this way unless I freeze it off. Not any longer, Leroy,
I'm I'm not. I hope I'll be able to get
my nose he frosted.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Where do we get to the top of this hill? Uncle?
More than will be teen sliding down.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I don't know if we're going to get to the
top of my boy, this led is a pretty heavy load.
Oh no, oh, yes, it is. How about us too?
Changing places? Why?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Well?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I feel sort of funny sitting on this sled? Why
do you pull me all the way up the hill?
Speaker 8 (19:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
There you are? Waiters. Have you brought everything I ordered? Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Here it is cream of mushroom suit, lobster salad.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
With Marjorie sauce, chicken king, my favorite.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Foul baked potatoes, big ones too, audit shows, and black
bottom pie with whipped crepe.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Oh boy, say how about the cream corn last? For
the first time in days, I'll really be able to
give my bike's husbands a romp. And am I going
to make up for all those meals I've been missing?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Eh? What's that? If? Who's there?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
What?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Where?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Am I already totly? Roy? Why did you have to
knock at that moment? I was just about to have
a dream of a dinner.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
What's the big box four? Uncle?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
More? Oh, that's the steam cabinet, Marjorie?
Speaker 6 (21:01):
What's gonna steam on me?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'm gonna lose that ten pounds if I have to
poach myself parboil, I'd be careful if your uncle, Oh it's.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So simple, Leroy, could operate it? Can I in a moment?
Run along, Marjorie?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
I'll we try it out, all right, but don't try
to lose too much as well?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
How much weight of your also far? Uncle?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well? I don't know quite for sure, Leroy. These bathroom
scales have some small figures. It's hard to read from
where I stand.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, yes, it's hard to read around the curves too.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
What do you mean, LeRoi? Oh, yes, my chest does
get in the way a little less.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I just step on the scales now and I'll read
the figure.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh a capital idea, Leroy. Careful there, Oh my, I've
taken on weight, not off, so it's sure. I'm sure here.
Oh my roll, leroy. I'm getting into this steam box
right now. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Now, please turn that knob on the side, Leroy. Yeah,
I can feel the weight dropping off already. It's turn
it on some more, Leroy. Okay, if Poggy isn't it,
don't turn it on anymore.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Okay, what you say it?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Don't turn it on anymore? Shop lee, Roy. It feels
like I'm on fire. Hi, okay, oh stop it, stop it? Hey,
what's the last let's cook it? I am. It's turned
down the steam, Sonny, I can't light it up over
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the door and let me out. Hurry up, me, Roy,
I'm roasting do something. He wait, No, get a doctor.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
I never heard of such foolishness and all my experience, yes, doctor,
a man your size and shaped guildersleeve trying to boil
himself down to skin and bones. I did Can you
Judge Hooker trying to take Campbell your friend's help away.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I'm sorry. I never thought it would come to this.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
As a result of this foolish wager, mister Gildersleeve is
not only suffering from maludfish, nervous exhaustion, and anemia, but
also from blister.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, I wish I.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Had never made that bit. Wouldn't make you feel any
better if I called it off, guilty.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Old man, It wouldn't. That's the nicest thing that's happened
to me in a week, and it's mighty sporting of you,
Judge Hooker. I'm better rest now, Guilder slave, I'll be
back tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Come on, Judge, all right, goodbye, Trock Martin. I'll phone
to find out how you're getting along.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Thanks you, ed, goodbye, Docroy. How are you feel much better?
The judge just cancel our bet.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
See that means you saved one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah, but I still can't understand why I gained weight.
I diet, hadn't exercised, I didn't smoke, and yet I
went up from two hundred and twenty five when I
began to two hundred and thirty.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Now, no, no, you don't wait, two hundred and thirty,
I said two hundred and thirteen?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
What you mean? I lost twelve pounds? Where's that Judge Booker?
Will I get my hands on that little worser?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'll the great Gelder's flavory. They went us again in
a few mimms. But first, these days it's more important
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than ever to know the facts about the foods you buy.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So here are a few facts about.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Park Marchmen, made by Craft, so you can judge its
goodness yourself. First, Park Marchmin is a wholesome vegetable marginan
made of refined American vegetable oils that are highly nutritious
and rich in energy value. These oils give park margmin
its wholesome nourishment and make it one of the best
energy foods you can serve. Another thing, Park Margmen is
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a reliable year round source of vitamin A. That's important.
It means that summer and winter there are always nine
thousand units of vitamin A in every pound of park
And nevertheless, as for park Marginin's flavor, one taste will
tell you how delicate.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
And appetizing it is.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Kraft, of course, is famous for fine tasting foods, and
Park is no exception. Yes, thousands of housewives have found
that Park is the marginan with the delicious flavor, grand
for table use and for cooking, because it tastes so
downright good.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Now nourishing and good tasting?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Is Park margmen is It's economical too, So surely you
should drive tomorrow ask for Park marginen.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Just say Park p.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
A r k A.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Y oh uncle Lorda.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
I'm so glad you've given up all those nasty old resolutions.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yes, so am I, Marjorie.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Now I've got a surprise for.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
You, No surprise you have well, I love surprises.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Close your eyes like this, Now open your mouth like that.
I'll close it again. What's this one of the cigars
I gave you for Christmas? Now you can smoke as
many as you want.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Isn't that dandy? Good Night, folks.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Original music heard on this program was composed and conducted
by William Randall. This is Jim Bannon speaking for the
Craft Cheese Company and inviting you to be with us
again next week at the same time for the further
adventures of the Great Gilder Play. This is the National
Broadcasting Company
Craft presents the Great Gilder Sleeve.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Each week at this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Time from Hollywood, California. Craft presents Harold Perry as the
Great Guilder Sleeve. Written by Leonard L.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Levinson.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We'll hear from the Great Gilder Sleeve in just a moment.
But first times like these call for real trip. Yes,
we must save money to buy defense bonds to help
in any way we can, but we must be careful
to economize wisely, especially when we economize on food, because
the health and well being that comes from nourishing food
are vitally important.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Tool.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's why delicious Parquet margin, the modern margarine made by Craft,
is a good thing to know.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
About these days.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
First, Park is so good tasting your family to spread
a thick on toes, hot rolls, and bread, and Park
margarine is an economical source of food values important to
a balanced diet. Park is a wholesome, nourishing food, one
of the best sources of food energy there is. What's more,
serving your family park margin is a dependable way to
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give them vitamin A because every pound of park contains
nine thousand units of this important vitamin. So why not
start serving park marginin tomorrow? It's perfectly delicious for table
use and for baking and pan frying tool. Yes, you
can economize wisely without sacrificing nourishment or flavor if you
use park spelled par kay. And now let's visit our friend,
(01:54):
the great guilder Slayer.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I got your extra large portion of roles on kind
of you must be extra hungry?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well, why should I be extra hungry?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, Bertie, because you didn't touch your super use salad.
No use, you've taking up your appetite for the serious
bills to.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Meet the potato, Yes, serious as the meat and potato. Well,
to tell the truth, Bertie, I don't think I'll have
any here.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You didn't fill up on hot those quiets out?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Did you? What? What a question? As if I would?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Oh you didn't? Did you want?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Come on, Marjorie? Do I look like a man who
stuffed himself with a lot of sandwiches and soft drinks
between meals?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Well, welcome on, leroy, I was asking your sister, Marjorie.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well, I can tell soon enough if you eat your
dinner properly, then the suspicions I am positive of.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Now will prove to be completely erroneous.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
To my tall surprising, everlasting amazement.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Now, Bertie, you're a wonderful cook. You've got a right
to be proud of your work. But did it ever
occur to you that there might be some other reason
why I'm not eating my dinner?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Touch is for instance? For what? Well, it's like this, Yes,
I've got it. Funny, How I almost forgot.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Funnier?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
How you just remember? What is it? Missus? Gilse?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, I suppose I should have told you about this before,
but I've gone on a diet, a diet.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A died for Heaven's sake.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
It was kind of sudden, wasn't it, Uncle?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, no, it was one of my New year resolutions.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
But this is the first you've mentioned it, Uncle Morton.
New Year's was on Thursday?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh wasn't?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yes, god, it always comes on Thursday. Oh that's Thanksgiving. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, I've been thinking it over ever since I made
this resolution, and I think i'll try it out for.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Say a day or so.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Oh you should try it out longer than that, Uncle
frock Morton. What's the wall? He gets hungry? Of course
you'll get hungry. That's the purpose of a giant, not
this one. You see, the real reason we right.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Remember the old time he's saying, small boy who talked
big seldom get invited to basketball game.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Second time, excuse me for standing here with this here
played the food in mine head.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
But the issue all this die at ease you, isn't
I is?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Bertie? I mean, I am. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
It's a delicious looking dinner, but you better take it away, Bertie.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
We must do all we can to help Uncle mar
keep this resolution.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Asking.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But I wish I knew more about this, did business
ahead of time.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
It wouldn't have been necessary to practically blowing. I'm perfectly
lovely cop.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
I think it's just bad if you're to go on
this diet, uncle, and I'm going to do everything I
can to help you stay on it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh well, isn't that nice of you?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Now you can't eat, at least you can smoke.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You smoke, and by George, you're right.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
You haven't even started that box of cigars I got
you for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, yes them. Where are you going, Marjorie bringing those cigars?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh my goodness, Leroy, I received some horrible Christmas cigars
in my day, but these are a new load. It's
the first time I've seen cigars made out of cigar coupons.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Oh gee, if you don't smoke them, she'll feel that If.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I do, I'll feel a lot worse.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm telling you, Leroy, a single whip from one of
those punk perfectors.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Nah back already, my dear, Here they are, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Oh, I just can't wait to see your eyes light
up when you light up one of these cigars.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
It looks like you gotta glow.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Well, tell the truth, Margie, my dear. I also made
a New Year's resolution to curtail my smoking.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Oh well, in that case, you can cut these in two.
What that way, they'll last twice as long.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I better save him, Marjorie. Yeah, I think I'll give
up smoking all together for the time being.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
If that was a smart move, Uncle More. Yeah, well,
in that case, I'll just tie the box so you
won't be tempted to take him.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh you didn't do that, By the I feel sure
that they're strong enough to keep me in the safeest.
I mean, I mean I'm strong enough to keep them
in a safeest. It said it's saved, but the bell.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Oh, Berty's busy in the kitchen. I'll get it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, gee, you're getting.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Pretty deep with those New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Leroy, you talk as if I were in sincere. Oh
are you, young man?
Speaker 6 (05:59):
That's neither hearing the here Jodge Hooker.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, I hope I haven't come butting into the middle
of your dinner. Give to sleeve.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Oh no, in fact, uncle mart isn't having any dinner.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
You aren't gilding. What's the matter?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Sick? No, I'm not sick.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
He's going on a diet. Judge, isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'd say it is. Why do you realize that with
Gimer Sleeve here on a diet, this country won't have
to worry about a food shortage?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Very funny. I'll bet you put on ladies acid parties.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Too, And not only that, giving up smoking?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Oh no, wait a minute. Don't you know man, that
if you don't smoke, you're bound to eat more, and
if you go on a diet, you'll naturally smoke a lot.
You just can't do both of them at once.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Hey, I hadn't follow that.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Oh, the ordinary person might not be able to. But
Uncle Mord is really a man of iron. Who Yes,
you're just a little rusty, that's all.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Ah, go on, he'll he couldn't keep a resolution like
that any longer than Hitler can keep a promise?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Is that? So? Don't judge everybody by the way you
judge yourself. Judge, if I wanted to, I could stay
on a vegetable diet and keep waiting tobacco for a
whole week. Yes, lose ten pounds too, Guildy.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It's a good thing for you. I'm on the Superior
Court bench. Otherwise I'd make some money.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Bet He knew you couldn't hiding behind your legal guy. Well,
it's lucky for you. You're not, Betty.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Why how much would you put out.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Any amount of money? Fifty one hundred dollars? Too bad?
You're praid to bed? Judge?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Who's afraid?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'll take you up?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
But you can't do that. How would it look if
anyone found out that the Superior Court judge was gambling?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
This isn't gambling, guilty, it's not no, this is.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Your thing, that's what you think, Judge. Here's what I'm
going to take you to the cleaners.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
And it's a bit, yes, sir, no meets no sweets
and cigars and ten pounds off in a week?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Is that right? Right?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Shake shack This is going to be the easiest hundred
dollars I've ever picked up.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Don't you think so? Le Royan, don't you think so? Majory?
Oh my goodness, I should have got knobs on this bed.
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Good morning, Lee roy Good morning, Marjorie, Good morning Bertie
Lee Coggins. Better fix a great big breakfast for me.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
What'd you just say, missus Gilsley?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Lovely day, isn't it. I've got an enormous appetite this morning.
Better bring me three or four scrambled eggents to make it.
Oh no, I'm in more of a ham mood this morning.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Whoa damn mister Gilslee. Have you forgotten something?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yes, of course no ncome ONRD you've forgotten all about
your diet?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
What? Oh? Oh yes, well I've changed my mind about that,
but you can't.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
You've bet Judge Hooker one hundred dollars you'd lose ten
pounds inside a week.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh yes, so I did.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And I've fixed a real knock badmining breakfast for you,
mister gil Clean.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
None fastening? You have? What is it?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
A nice big glass a hot bought in.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
LEMONSU What a hour way to start today? How did
I ever get into this. But don't you remember right quietly?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Roy? Never mind breakfast, Bertie. I'm going to drive downtown
and get to work, but I.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Intend using the car this morning, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You what am I supposed to do? Walk? Of course, the.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Exercise is going to help you lose that ten pounds,
it's extras.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
But but I can't walk all the way downtown, especially
on an empty stomach.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh, yes, you can let the girl slease you just
keep your cot but nobody will notice.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It at walk down here, sire? Make me hungry? Oh,
miss miss.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
I did the morning? Do you wish to the breakfast?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I want a lot of breakfast.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I want half the grape fruit of baked apple, the
breakfast steak and not too small, and some potatoes el
what kind.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Hash pram, French fried and mash?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah? Yes, which, yes, all three?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I want some cooked cereal hotcakes, a pair of eggs
sunnyside up toast and coffee you got it?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Yes? On the number two breakfast.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yes, I'm the number two breaks Oh I'm.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Sorry, sir, but all that doesn't come down on the
number two breakfast. You can have it on the number
six breakfast. Six have to come cheap all of cought.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh well, all right, let me have it anyway I
can get it, just so it's quick and miss. Yes,
bring me a glass of hot water and lemon juice.
Put it down right here in front of me so
I can sneer at it.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yes, some people, I.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Hope you hurries. My stomach feels like an Arizona rain
barrel in July.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
For the last time, Irwin, not another dollar and jo? Hello?
What are you doing here, Heldersleeve? What?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Hello, Judge? Okay, I never expected to see you here.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I'll bet you didn't. What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, I just dropped in for let me see. Oh, yes,
for a glass of hot water and lemon juice.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Well, yeldes Leeve, I want you to meet my brother
Orwin pH when this is throck Morton p. Guilder sleep
the pleasures all mine?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yes, Well, don't let me detain you. I'll see you soon, Judge.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Why are you so nervous about guilty? Old pat who me?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I'm not nervous, not a bit, not a bit, not
a bit.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yes you are otherwise why are you putting salt on
your finger? What?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh? I thought it was Selry.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Oh you're a case. Gilty isnty Irwin?
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Yeah, he acts as if he's gonna guilty conscience, your
kid guilty conscience.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It is what is known as a play all whites.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
We know, Irwin, say, you are acting rather suspicious, Rock Martin. Oh, yes,
you you're not trying to cover up something like going
off that diet and losing the bet, are you?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Judge joker? How can you think of a thing like that?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
You have it rare medium of well done.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Bring me the lemon juice and water well done? Please?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
But I didn't mean the lemon juiceon what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yes, well, I'll have mine rare. Yes, I run along,
girl and tell U yet hurry, hurry.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Hurry, yellless. Leave this looks mighty fishy. Noa, I'd like
to stick around a while and see just what you
have order, No jaw, I'd be late for court, so
I have to leave now, Judge, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
By goodbye, hooker mine.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Oh say there's an idea? Oh me, yes, you I
got a job where you were when stick around with yildress.
Leave here for the next few days.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh wait a minute, what's the big idea?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I want Irwin here to see that you stick to
the terms of our bet.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
But Judge, don't you trust me? Then why waste Irwin's
valuable time?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh he hasn't anything else?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Do you have yourwin?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Not until a baseball season starts anyways.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh are you a player? No?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
But I'm a sort of celebrity in my own rife.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Hey, did you ever go on to the bullpuk.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
And here the guy who sits over in the soy's base,
and you'll throw.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That bumb out. Oh is that you?
Speaker 8 (12:57):
No, I'm the guy what says and back of him,
and you'll count.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Shut up yellow house.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Well, you stay around mister gillis Lee for the next
few days, Irwin, and remember if he smokes or goes
off his vegetable diet, that means he loses his bet. Okay, Judge,
I'll keep my eye on him.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You can rest in short.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Hi, Gillet, watch your step now, or that under Snecker's
is mine.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
He's a great guy to judge the salt of the oike,
the very salt.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yes, Hey, what's so great about the salt of the yike?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Anyway? So where else? Sit down, Irwin, I'll salt you
see in ancient times? Oh, oh no, that's not from me. Lady,
this is all from my friend here. All I want
is this glass of hot water and lemon juice. Don't
die pitch in Irwin for.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
Me say I'm gonna like this up. I'm sorry, mister slave,
but I still don't get us what's so extra special
about the salt.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Of the lights? Look erwis? You followed me around for
two days, haven't you?
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Two days and two nights. During most of that time
I tried to explain it to you, haven't I uh huh,
And you still don't understand, do you? M m, Well,
let's skip it. It's a mere bagatelle. Oh that's a
good one. What's that? That was French? And that means Erwin.
Wouldn't you be happier in some cozy, warm pool room?
Oh no, I like being with you.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
It reminds me of the time I was the simpanty sheriff.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh, you were a definitey sheriff. The judge's influence, no doubt.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
I used it to take prisoners up to the state
pen until I had my accident.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh you had an accident? What happened?
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Well?
Speaker 8 (14:53):
One of the prisoners stole my badge and had me
locked up. Hey, Where are you going on?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Mister? Yeola slap? Going right here to the YMCA. I'm
thinking of taking some reducing exercises. You want to wait outside? No,
I've come along with you. I was afraid. Oh look
they got a pool table. Oh maybe I can promote
myself for games. Yeah, and maybe you can't. You stick
around here while I go into the gym. Nacy.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Hey, say fella, how about me join it? All right?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
All right? All together? Now?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What a two?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
A left? I shut the door? Oh? What you watch?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Seven?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Ay? I come on, speak up? I came to see
about I wait, A down's straight?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
I ste Why don't you're joined?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Are fat? Meant scroop? I'll see here, mister.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'm not that fat, and I didn't come here to
be in southern good body?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
What a two?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
A three?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
A pour?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You're going out the wrong the door? What do you mean? Noah?
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Now, first, good boys, don't jilly dolly my sir?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
That door he's in the alley.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It does well, it's splendid. Now I can dodge your
past that's been bothering me. One A two, goodbye to you?
Three at last, Now for the nearest cigar Shore.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Hey, mister Phillis plays, I wait for me.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh, jumping jeeps say this is just like Leonard. They're
pretty sheriff again, Irwin, weren't you playing pools with them guys?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
They was playing for Maxis? Hey, now tell me what's
what's the salt that are like?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
What makes it better? Like the salt that a saper ink?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Excuse me, miss March, but I fish. Mister Gills leaves
dinner an imitation pulled a house steak made out of.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Roasted peanuts and dandelion greens.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
You think you eat it?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
I don't know what does it taste like? Tastes like
roasted peanuts and dandelion greens. Poor uncle More, I.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Think he'd break down and cries the just lip in
the pork chop, and that Irwin wasn't looking.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Gee, I wish this whole business was over. Unclemore doesn't
any fun anymore. When he isn't growing and complaining, he's
mad at everybody or or trying to tell the telephone
book and toe while I tried to get missus Gill's
sleeve to give up that the diety here.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
But he's stubblers and a balking mood caught it in
a tar pit on a hot afternoon.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
While that man, oh there is now everybody takes to
the sty clothes seller.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Everybody. Hell, how are you? My boy? And Marjorie? You're
even more beautiful than usual, my dear? Or something's wrong?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Yeah, Jill, you feel all rights? Maybe you like a
rest of while.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Uncle Maore nonsense, I never felt better. You know what
happened that Irwin who's been shadowing me.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You had to go home. He's got his stomach eggs. Yeah,
now maybe I can have a decent meal at last.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I've just been itching to fix you some nutrients the dope,
so he's like soldern, I can.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Throw that in the station stick and six you are
real good boy, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
That's right, and some biscuits jam and hum the pie
and hurry up, Bertie, Yes.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I'm going I bet it, catch the door on the way.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yes, oh, hurry up, Bertie, Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Please, I'm gonna get you that roast peanut and densime
thick right now.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
It's Pertie. What do you mean he's not a visitor
And it's no.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Herwin phoned me he was too sick to stay with you,
so I came right over myself. Why judge, because I
have a sneaking suspicion that you're responsible for Irwin's stomachs.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Forget the more another's land.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yes, yeah, they didn't get over to the other sight
of the road.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Gee, they're gonna horsh to pull there.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yes, I wish we had.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
You're getting tired of?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh? No, I can I can go on a while, Leroy?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Oh boy, I think this is fun.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Yes, you.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Tell the truth. I don't think I'm gonna lose any
weight this way unless I freeze it off. Not any longer, Leroy,
I'm I'm not. I hope I'll be able to get
my nose he frosted.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Where do we get to the top of this hill? Uncle?
More than will be teen sliding down.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I don't know if we're going to get to the
top of my boy, this led is a pretty heavy load.
Oh no, oh, yes, it is. How about us too?
Changing places? Why?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Well?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I feel sort of funny sitting on this sled? Why
do you pull me all the way up the hill?
Speaker 8 (19:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
There you are? Waiters. Have you brought everything I ordered? Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Here it is cream of mushroom suit, lobster salad.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
With Marjorie sauce, chicken king, my favorite.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Foul baked potatoes, big ones too, audit shows, and black
bottom pie with whipped crepe.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Oh boy, say how about the cream corn last? For
the first time in days, I'll really be able to
give my bike's husbands a romp. And am I going
to make up for all those meals I've been missing?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Eh? What's that? If? Who's there?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
What?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Where?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Am I already totly? Roy? Why did you have to
knock at that moment? I was just about to have
a dream of a dinner.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
What's the big box four? Uncle?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
More? Oh, that's the steam cabinet, Marjorie?
Speaker 6 (21:01):
What's gonna steam on me?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'm gonna lose that ten pounds if I have to
poach myself parboil, I'd be careful if your uncle, Oh it's.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So simple, Leroy, could operate it? Can I in a moment?
Run along, Marjorie?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
I'll we try it out, all right, but don't try
to lose too much as well?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
How much weight of your also far? Uncle?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well? I don't know quite for sure, Leroy. These bathroom
scales have some small figures. It's hard to read from
where I stand.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, yes, it's hard to read around the curves too.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
What do you mean, LeRoi? Oh, yes, my chest does
get in the way a little less.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I just step on the scales now and I'll read
the figure.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh a capital idea, Leroy. Careful there, Oh my, I've
taken on weight, not off, so it's sure. I'm sure here.
Oh my roll, leroy. I'm getting into this steam box
right now. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Now, please turn that knob on the side, Leroy. Yeah,
I can feel the weight dropping off already. It's turn
it on some more, Leroy. Okay, if Poggy isn't it,
don't turn it on anymore.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Okay, what you say it?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Don't turn it on anymore? Shop lee, Roy. It feels
like I'm on fire. Hi, okay, oh stop it, stop it? Hey,
what's the last let's cook it? I am. It's turned
down the steam, Sonny, I can't light it up over
(22:49):
the door and let me out. Hurry up, me, Roy,
I'm roasting do something. He wait, No, get a doctor.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
I never heard of such foolishness and all my experience, yes, doctor,
a man your size and shaped guildersleeve trying to boil
himself down to skin and bones. I did Can you
Judge Hooker trying to take Campbell your friend's help away.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I'm sorry. I never thought it would come to this.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
As a result of this foolish wager, mister Gildersleeve is
not only suffering from maludfish, nervous exhaustion, and anemia, but
also from blister.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, I wish I.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Had never made that bit. Wouldn't make you feel any
better if I called it off, guilty.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Old man, It wouldn't. That's the nicest thing that's happened
to me in a week, and it's mighty sporting of you,
Judge Hooker. I'm better rest now, Guilder slave, I'll be
back tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Come on, Judge, all right, goodbye, Trock Martin. I'll phone
to find out how you're getting along.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Thanks you, ed, goodbye, Docroy. How are you feel much better?
The judge just cancel our bet.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
See that means you saved one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah, but I still can't understand why I gained weight.
I diet, hadn't exercised, I didn't smoke, and yet I
went up from two hundred and twenty five when I
began to two hundred and thirty.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Now, no, no, you don't wait, two hundred and thirty,
I said two hundred and thirteen?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
What you mean? I lost twelve pounds? Where's that Judge Booker?
Will I get my hands on that little worser?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'll the great Gelder's flavory. They went us again in
a few mimms. But first, these days it's more important
(24:47):
than ever to know the facts about the foods you buy.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So here are a few facts about.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Park Marchmen, made by Craft, so you can judge its
goodness yourself. First, Park Marchmin is a wholesome vegetable marginan
made of refined American vegetable oils that are highly nutritious
and rich in energy value. These oils give park margmin
its wholesome nourishment and make it one of the best
energy foods you can serve. Another thing, Park Margmen is
(25:13):
a reliable year round source of vitamin A. That's important.
It means that summer and winter there are always nine
thousand units of vitamin A in every pound of park
And nevertheless, as for park Marginin's flavor, one taste will
tell you how delicate.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
And appetizing it is.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Kraft, of course, is famous for fine tasting foods, and
Park is no exception. Yes, thousands of housewives have found
that Park is the marginan with the delicious flavor, grand
for table use and for cooking, because it tastes so
downright good.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Now nourishing and good tasting?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Is Park margmen is It's economical too, So surely you
should drive tomorrow ask for Park marginen.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Just say Park p.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
A r k A.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Y oh uncle Lorda.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
I'm so glad you've given up all those nasty old resolutions.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yes, so am I, Marjorie.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Now I've got a surprise for.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
You, No surprise you have well, I love surprises.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Close your eyes like this, Now open your mouth like that.
I'll close it again. What's this one of the cigars
I gave you for Christmas? Now you can smoke as
many as you want.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Isn't that dandy? Good Night, folks.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Original music heard on this program was composed and conducted
by William Randall. This is Jim Bannon speaking for the
Craft Cheese Company and inviting you to be with us
again next week at the same time for the further
adventures of the Great Gilder Play. This is the National
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