July 24, 2025 • 29 mins
A spin-off from a popular series, this show centers on a well-meaning but bumbling character whose everyday misadventures provide wholesome entertainment.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Craft Presents the Great Guilders leave, I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Craft Keege Company, who also bring you Bing Crosby
every Thursday night present each week at this time, Harold Perry,
is the Great guilders Sleeve written by Leonard l Levin,
not a visit our friend, the Great Guildersleeve, who's alternately
looking at his watch, which says three point fifteen, And
(00:35):
of the large mysterious package, which says delivered to Leroy
forretter esquire.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeh isn't Leroy ever going to get home from school?
My dear?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Now, Uncle mord he've been something over that package ever
since it came. Shouldn't he a curious?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm not in the least bit curious. I'm just wondering
what was inside?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It contained magazines, it says Lee Roy Forster Esqui.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yes, it's no, Bertie. And by the way, where's it from?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Some place called Freda your first?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No? No, the name on the other side, Oh you mean,
oh use no hooks, use no Hoas Colorado. Yes, the
name of the firm, Bertie, turn it over. Oh yes,
the Metropolis Merchandise Company. Well this has me worried. Let
me look at it once more. Bertie you'll see, thank you.
(01:35):
Oh done it? It almost flew open, but not quite.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Don't lift it by this thing?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh yes, so it will. I mean, I'll try to
be more careful, my dear. I'll let me examine it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
If you examine that bus and a most strenuous please
go fall apart.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yes, I hope you. I mean, I suppose you're right. Bertie.
Well this has gone on long enough. Bring me the scissors, please, Bertie?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
How come I don't think you should to open LeRoy's mail?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Who's opening LeRoy's mail? I just decided to cut the
cups off my trousers. Bring this soup back in the style.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh that sounds like Leroy.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Now it can't be. He shut the door after himself.
Oh that's Leroy. Alright, Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
See I can hardly wait. Good afternoon? More? Where him une?
Old boy with a big package? Hello, buddy, anybody got
a place this? Hi coach? Oh jit?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
What hi?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You garden feed?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Three hundred packages of them?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's a good deal, Leroy.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Sure, all I have to do is sell them at
ten cents a package and send back for thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's not such a good deal after all. Why do
you get out of a young man?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm not gonna tell you now. I'm going away like
finish hell and the whole flu and surprise you. Well,
if you know that many seeds, I's so good to
surprise me. Oh, don't worry. I've got three sure fire
customers to begin with.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Is that so? Who are they?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
My boy?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I stepped for a colt? Catch a nice fresh seeds?
Which kind do you want? Bertie?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Where they miss?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You got floss? See to your thing, petunias, holly house, cucumbers, onions,
yea sweet Williams.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh that's with out hair. There's a boy and having
named William I fleet dog.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, that'll be a dying Bertie. How about you much?
You want to take something to remind you of that
nithing in the naighties? Do you want any beans? No, Leroy,
I'll remember him without being I think, don't forget me.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now here's my Dame Leroy. I've taken some of Cole
Robbie seeds.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh, Robbie, what's that?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Cole Robbie? Leroy? Is Cabby's trying to be cauliflowers.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Stay, Roy will give me three hundred packages? Are too
many of you to try to say, Oh, no, shish,
I am gonna cover every backyard in town. And look
how well I've done so far in the first five minutes.
I've already three down and only two hundred and ninety
seven yards to go. Not, piggy, why don't you buy
(04:11):
your mother a package of flower seeds for Mother's Day? Yeah,
but a package of seeds is a lot cheaper than
a bouquet. No, I'm sorry, I can't trust you so
in the instructions the company says they trust me, but
I'm not supposed to trust anybody else. Well, at least
think it all, will you. Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
By the way, leroy, it's just a week since those
seeds arrived. How many of you got left?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Two hundred and sixty three?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, Leroy, I don't mean the number of seeds. I
mean the number of packages.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
That's what I mean too. If this one have been
a lot better, only half the kids in Toller sell
them seeds.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, it's the best salesman who went out.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
L You used to be a super salesman, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, Yes, and I started selling the gillers leave girdle.
I developed some pretty snappy ficks, my boy. But the
principal thing to remember is polite, tess. Bear in mind
that a polite approach will always get a polite response. Now,
who's with that door?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
How do you do?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I hope I'm not intruding you are? What do you want? Well?
I represent the big gem Encyclopedia Corporation of East Saint Louis, Illinois.
No scram but you haven't beat it. You haven't even
heard what I have to say. I don't want any goodbye, Remember, leroy,
A polite approach will always get a polite response.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Always remember that I've got a quarter, but when you
went out at for a prospect, you brought them back.
I'm a dollar line like Fink Burke Buck. Okay about that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Let's not beat However, I wager I could do such
a good job selling your vegetable seeds that you can
come along ten minutes later and sell the same people
corn beef to go with the cabbages that expector raise.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's too bad you still can't do it, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Who says I can?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Could you?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Why? Of course?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh gee, that's well. Hold on, uncle Water, show me
how to sell the rest of my seat.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now hold on him. And I didn't say to my
room and get my stock. Oh great jumping jeeps. I
had been taken in again. I remember, Leroy, the important
(06:22):
thing is to start talking first and don't stop. So
your customer says yes what I'm saying? Yes, all right?
Now watch me, Oh missus Dobson, Why did.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You do you read or anything? I can do?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Because mom is no right now she downs down getting
some birds out of electric boats in case you have
another blackouts.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Excuse me for cutting in, Dottie, But I'm helping Leroy
Seali's wonderful garden seas and I thought maybe you folks
would like to buy some garden.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
See well, I don't know whether he was going to
plant a garden or not this year on a kind
of by side one in nineteen forty one.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
But he didn't have a bit of what you didn't want?
Your plan?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Peanuts? I planned a whole bag of them, but nothing
came up. Well, you can just start justin from doing
mister guilties leave. Well, maybe I should try something else.
Is here? Have you got any popcorn? And crazy about popcorn?
If you have any, ilse say tens that's when.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's hot, you know, Dottie, i'ms high. However, we have
lettuce and spinach and egg plant, an oyster plant.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Ice you plant an egg plant? Oh, you can't fool me.
Eggs some from mess and oist. You don't grow in plants?
E do you catch him with an eye? Food?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Hard food?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think I'll just play birds tea get here and the.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Kind of the birds do will get it?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Anyhow, it's getting dark or home? Or don't you think
we better go home while we're just hungry and before
we start starving?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, leroy, I still like to show you how to
make a sale. I have a feeling that things are
going to be different at this house. Okay, calvring the belt,
observe the way I give them, the politeness approach? Yes?
What oh, how do you do?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'd like to sell you some wonderful guarden seeds. They
grow so quickly that all you have to do is
stick them on the ground and jump back fast.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Don't you live over on Parkside Avenue?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yes, how did you know? Don't you remember me?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I can't say that I do. Well, I came to
your door this afternoon selling encyclopedia. You did, Yes, I did?
And do you remember what you did? No? But yes,
now I remember?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Uncle Lord? Can't me continue the salesmanship lesson tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
After we sell some seeds to missus Twitch and Leroy.
I'm sure she's gonna buy something anyways, Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
She's gonna pioneer and everything else?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What's keeping her? You think the old squaw would answer
her door, but she's probably too lobbied.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Ah, oh, Leroy, how do miscious leave? What brings you here?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's these seeds of LeRoy's. He had quite a lot
of them, and I suggested to him that you might
want some.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Well, let's do it, or love you?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I put splend them in my garden? Is he Leroy?
Your uncle mort knows? How about three or four packages
of corn? Missus Twitchell, No, you're sure you can spare it?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh? Sure, we got nine packages.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Would you like all nine of them?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I will, oh splendid? Now how about some turnips and parsnips?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Do you think they'd be useful?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Surely they're good for What are they good for?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes, they make better mashed potatoes and lime of beans?
Do here you are six packages.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Oh, I would also like some beet seeds.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
How do they come?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
The beats eight of the bar? Kind of silly, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We've struck gold.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You said it now, missus Twitchell. Would you like some
Brussels sprouts or okra or lettuce?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh no, no, no more obscurity thieves.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I already have bold that I should have taken. And
really it was most generous of you to come away
with such lovely little gifts gifts, thank you, and good.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Night, good night now, Judge Hooker, the first thing we
want to understood is that we're selling these seeds, not
giving them away.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I understand girlish leaves. You're no congressman.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes, the reason you should buy these seeds is to
start a victory garden. Judge.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, everyone should have a victory garden.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Right. Food will help win the war. Food is important,
is ammunition?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah? And all the money we saved making our own
food we can put into war savings, stamps and bond.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Say. That's a very good point, young man. Hey, yeah,
and look at the exercise. You'll give it, sure, And
that way you can get rid of that spare tire.
Gilly well, I wasn't aware that I had any spare tire, just.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
To look in any mirror girlish leaves.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh, yes, the judge made a joke, le Roy, let's laugh.
I'm glad you agree with us, So, judge, how many
packages of seeds do you want?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
None?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's none?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Why not? I've planted my gardener. We'd you goat too way?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You mean that pint sized clock in your backyard. You
can't raise enough stuff there to feed your next door
neighbors bantam chicken.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I haven't any more room here. If I had a
place out in the country, I could sure go to town.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh, out in the country. Hey, there's an acre that
belongs to Marjorie and Leroy is the state. Right outside
the city limits there is.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Well, we'll let you plant a big garden out there
if you bought your seeds from the White Party.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Oh, an acre's too much for me to handle myself.
But I take half if you grant the other half
gild it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That's an idea, Uncle Moore. Between the tour of here,
you use up all the seeds we haven't sold.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, I don't know, Remember, guilders leave.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Food is a munition, especially the food you would grow
we can use it to throw at the enemy.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's all. Well, I'll show you a leroy. How many
packages of seeds have you got left?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Twenty three dollars worth?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
All right, that'll be eleven and a half you judge,
and the same amount for me.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
How about making it a sporting proposition. I'll talk you
to see who pays for the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, he's gonna cost me. You call it ooker a ready,
e's a head, all right, I should have my inn examined.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We'll hear from the great Guilder sleep again in just
a moment. But first, here's an interesting question. A friend
asked me a question that certainly proves American housewives or
a nutrition conscious these days. It was about Park Margarine,
the delicious spread for bread made by craft. This housewife said,
I serve my family Park Margarine and they all like it.
But does Park provide them with the kind of nourishment
(12:47):
I should expect from a spread for bread? Well, that's
easy to answer. The answer is yes. Park Margarine provides
economically the important food elements that the nutritional experts generally
require of a spread for bread. Here they are First,
Park margarine provides energy, In fact, it's one of the
best energy foods you can serve. Second, park is nourishing
(13:09):
because the wholesome American vegetable oils and farm products that
go into park are nourishing in themselves. Third, park marginin
is a reliable food source of vitamin A. Yes summer
and winter. Every pound of park contains nine thousand units
of this important vitamin. So you see sift The park
margarine provides the things that spread for bread should provide,
(13:31):
and it tastes so deliciously good your family is sure
to like it. So why not try them tomorrow? Just
ask for park pa r Kay park margarine made by crafts.
(13:56):
Have you ever tried to locate a piece of property
from the legal description on the day, Well, that's thought
the great guilders Lavin and nephew Leroy are attempting to
do this morning before darting out to plant that Victory
garden two hundred northerly feet of the westerly half of
Sex and five East, sometimes known as the old pugle.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Hammer property in Track two hundred and seven and a
half of the nineteen oh four Survey has provided foreign
Paragraph oh of the treaty made by president Chester a
Arthur to the Kitsiku Indians.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I still don't know where it is.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's neither do I too bad. I never went out
and looked at that property.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, it might turn out to be in a swamp
or under a lank.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
In that case, we could raise ducks or rice, or
ducks and rice. Imagine raising ducks already stuffed with wild rice.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Before you start selling any duck dinners unk. Don't you
think we better go downtown and ask the county reporter
where this property is located.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's a mighty good idea, my boy. Then we can
go directly out there. This is not so fast. What
about our lunch? Oh, Bertie, I got the all.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Tack mister, girls, please, says I fixed new kind of sandwiches.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
I hope you like.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh what are they, Bertie? I call them Bertie Burgeriger.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
They can fist a half of cold chickens between good
slices and day tam. Oh boy, come on, I lunch
honey out there so we can dig in to the salichins.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I mean, yes, you're gonna do a lot about the digging,
young man. Before we come to the berdie Burgers. Are
all the garden tools in the rear Compartmently, Roy, ain't
not an It seems to me we've forgotten something, tools, lunch,
old clothes. I guess we've got everything. Well, thank you, Bertie, welcome.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
I'll take it into the first day aftern't time.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
To do more than you can vital Yeah, okay, Bertie,
I have a good time while we're away.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
The funny looking songs out an ever seed?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hello? If you hear that, Lee Roy, Bertie says, where
two of the funniest looking farmers? He ever is a seed?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Already? Just reminded me what I'd forgotten to take all
that sea. This is certainly out in the country, all right,
(16:25):
isn't it? My boy? I bet the Saturday being post
I can get out here till Saturday.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
How the estate ever happened to have property this far
from town?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
It was taken in on a bad death that we
were taken in on.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, according to the directions, that runs two hundred feet
north from this market.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Which way is north?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's north. Let me see if we had an oak tree,
we could tell if it had moss on it. It
moss grows on the north side. Nor is it the
south side. But that was one of the two anyway,
So how about asking that mantles hand? Where over there? With? Oh?
I thought that was a pair of mules. Hey, you
over there? If which way is north? I said, which
(17:11):
way is north? If which way is north? I could
have gotten a more intelligent answer out of the other mules.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Well, maybe we can figure it out by ourselves.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The sun should be an east, yes, unless it's afternoon already.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well let's if you're face east your left hand. It's
called the north, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Why? Yes, you're a bright voice, scout, leroy. Now all
we have to do is measure off two hundred feet
towards our legs.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh, we forgot to bring a yard stick.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
One thing after another, and maybe that fell over there
has a yard stick? If, hey, you have you got
a yard stick? I said it, you got a yard stick?
A yard stick? Never mind, leroy, I'll just step off
(18:03):
the two hundred yards.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
That's twelve.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
How long a step do you take a step? Well,
let's see somewhere between the Oh, I forget it? Or
did I ever know the better? Skip the stepping? Leroy?
Have you got any other suggestions?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah? Too bad? Money isn't here. She wears a size
twelve shue. We can use it for a long foot ruler.
How tall are you?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's tall. I'm five feet ten.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Why gee, if you were.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Only six feet tall, you could lay down and be
two yards sticky.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's a good idea, Leroy, I know it. We'll do it.
Bring that rake handle out of the back of the
car when you please. Yeah, yeah, I'll way down here
like this. Now you mark the spot in the dust
where my feet is. Okay, but what you'll soon see,
my boy, and I'll mark the top of my where
my head hits the ground. There, it's splendid.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
That's the idea.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yes, now I add two inches, add.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Two inches, get away. I still don't get it it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Just measure the distance from my head to my toes
on that great handle and add two inches and you'll
have six feet. You'll beat it. Get that cowl here.
Why quit swinging that tail in my eyes?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Madam?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Thank goodness, she's gone. It helped me up, Leroy, My goodness.
What does that farmer mean letting a dangerous cow run
around loose? If hey, you, why did you leave that
cow loose? Why do you mean leaving that cow run
around stepping on people. Why is that cowl out or
run wild?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Keep it up with the water. That's fine, Jude.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
The song as a mighty hard road a hole too.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh, don't beat so much, you old muttonhead. Doesn't just
take you back to the days when you were a
kid on the farm. Judge, what gilly?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Except for one thing?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I was never on the farm when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh I bet you never were a kid either. You
must have been born middle aged.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Farm monks.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'll say. I used to go down barefooted. Oh it
was nice to bury my little pink toes in the cool,
fresh air. You know I wouldn't mind doing that right now.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
That won't make your kid again?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah maybe not. But these shoes are awfully tied anyway,
No one minds. I'm gonna take them off. Yeah, there's
nothing like getting back to the soil, is there. Certainly
feels nice to squnch the dirt between your toes and
he does. Yeah, come on, Jedgy, you might as well
be comfortable. Believe I will try it about you, leroy,
(21:01):
how nice?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I don't grown that sort of thing long ago.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Well, I got my shoes off. Guilty feels mighty good.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, I feel even better if you took your socks
off too.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Oh yeah, yes, of course.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hey, what's wrong with you? I'm standing on a pussy willowdon.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
But if you, gentlemen, promise and stop planting your feet
and finished planting the of ec'd.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Be all through.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yes, you're right, Leroy. Come on, Judge, quit pounding around
and help Leroy and me.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
What do you want me to do here?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Some see? Are you put two of these in each hole?
And Judge, how are you covering them with?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Good?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's easy. Now, hey, you've got two different kinds of
seats in this bad Leroy, which you want us to prank?
That's unusual.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
What's the idea.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It's an experiment I'm making. I'm making quorn and lima
bean seeds together to see if we can get a
suck attached. Plan.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Well, if this works, we can try planning a blue
plate special. If you come on, Judge, I'll drop them
in and you cover them up.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Now, let's do it with teamwork and one two, three,
four on one and two you drop in the seats
or three and four hours.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Rake over the dirty?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Why not? Anything your little mind can think of, Judge,
let's begin one at two three four, one if you
three four, if one at two three four, it's.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Corn to be right, right, carn to be right?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh, quit raking my big toe?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You pump, you little.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
One.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I never came anywhere near.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
You're a big toe.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
You're big nity?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Well?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Look is that your big toe? Why?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I thought it was a lime of bean.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Judge, hooker, lime of beans? Don't switch.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I could have selected this by myself. You shoodn't put
your shoes.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
On now when you go home last, and judge what
you do with my shoes and stocking.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I didn't do anything. Were money.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That's kind of peculiar, isn't it. Did you pick up
our shoes and stocking?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
No? I didn't talk to them.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
But how could they possibly disappear right off a bare
field with no one else around?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't know. We can't fit her patter home and
our bare feet like this?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Heyah, didn't figure out what happens?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Come on, what's cool?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Judge? Let's get busy with our lakes and holes again.
You climbing your shoes and socks?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yo, this is gonna be one of my bad days.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Miss guilty, Even when you set start harps.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
In the truck on your well any day now, Bertie.
Ever since the last rain, everything is coming along swimmingly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I tried some of the managers yesterday and they're coming
up fine.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Marjorie. He used to come out someday and look our
garden over. It's a vision of vitamins.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
All right, out with you the next time you go.
How are you getting along.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
With Judge Hookers?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
All right, except for that dirty trick he pulled on
a jest brade. What was that? Well, he was raking
his half of the garden when he suddenly found out
he lost his diamond ring.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Yeah, and he.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Offered a dollar reward to the one who's congress.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yes, Leroy, and I scratched through his whole patch. When
we finished, he discovered that he hadn't warned the ring
that day. It was all a scheme to get us
to rake his rudebakers for him.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Holcome, what's so mad?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
He hits the judge over the head of a scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh you shouldn't have done that, uncle, Yeah, I know it,
my dear, I'm sorry I did it too. Now we
got to get a new scarecrow.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
What are you going out there again on cohore.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well not till next week, ain't you prayed?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
The golbers will go for the plant up? All the
weeds spring up the chords.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
But no, berdie, I cleared the garden of all the weeds.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yet say, yeah, only some of them reads turned out
to be young Carris, Oh that was too jad. Did
you pull out many of them?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Well? I must have ripped up twelve or fourteen rows
before I discovered what they were. However, I had a
lucky break, my dear, you did. Yeah, I did all
my pulling out on Judge Hooker's half one to morrow,
and I would have starved on our own carrots.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Really, Uncle mord, I've been amazed at what you've done
with this city of land. Do you really and truly
have a green thumb?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
It matches the rest of it's complexion.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'll see here I took her. You could over on
your own side with your pumpkins and cabbages. That way
you won't look so conspicuous.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
By the judge was only having a little prime You
didn't mean now, But there's that man again, Homark, Oh
you mean a hired handsome uparm next door? What did
you mean over the fence and ran them.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Laugh.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
All he's been doing that ever since we started. This garden.
Used to make us angry at first.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Didn't you give any explanations?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Well, I would be asked what it's all about? He
just says, yeah, Oh, I bet I could find out.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Let me try.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
It's not a bad idea. We go ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Let's us go over too. I'd like to know what
this is all about. Come on, man, I mean, let
me do all the talk of him, my uncle.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
The first I thought he was the news that our
effice to be farmers. But we've had such mardel as results,
and he still give us as a horse laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Good morning. You ged it nice guiding my uncle and
my brother and Jad. You can fix it up, isn't it? Yes,
there's nothing wrong for the garden, is it?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
No? No, what's the big job? Come on, he's the land,
the gardener's dor. What's wrong with that land yours?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What do you mean? It is dollars?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Your braday?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You come out here?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You was that of maasuring down from your second still
in the work.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
What does that mean that we put in all that
work for nothing?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
In the cropples and hours I had a feeling I
was wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
When did you get that feeling? Killer's leave this morning?
Time time?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
So I went downtown and I found out that a
mister Thompson homes is property. Yeah, fancy man, I worked
for Oh no, you don't not anymore. I bought this
property this morning, and you work for me now, I George,
you don't either. You're fired.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
The Great Geller's labor will be with us again in
a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Meantime, I imagine you mothers.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
And hops wives are pretty busy these days, so I'm
sure you're interested in ways of streamlining. They're preparing of
meals and getting results that are mighty appetizing too. Now,
if you're used to running to the referor for a
dab of this for a shortening, a dab of that
for pan frying, and something else for a spread for bread,
here's a time saving hint. Use Park margarine for all
these purposes. Yes, Park margarine made by Craft. You see,
(28:14):
the delicate, appetizing flavor that makes Park margarine such a
delicious spread for bread makes it a favorite for cooking too. Yes,
Park margarine is a real flavor shortening that makes all
baked foods taste better.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's a swell.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Seasoning for hot vegetables. Park Margarine makes pan fried food
taste here two and a dozen satterers stick to the pans.
So in one convenient package you have a grand tasting
product for all these uses. And remember this no matter
how you use it. Park Margarine is a nourishing, wholesome
energy food and a reliable year round source of vitamin A.
(28:48):
So tomorrow sure try economical Park margarine.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Remember it's Park p
Speaker 2 (28:54):
A r Kay Park Margin made by Kraft
Craft Presents the Great Guilders leave, I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Craft Keege Company, who also bring you Bing Crosby
every Thursday night present each week at this time, Harold Perry,
is the Great guilders Sleeve written by Leonard l Levin,
not a visit our friend, the Great Guildersleeve, who's alternately
looking at his watch, which says three point fifteen, And
(00:35):
of the large mysterious package, which says delivered to Leroy
forretter esquire.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeh isn't Leroy ever going to get home from school?
My dear?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Now, Uncle mord he've been something over that package ever
since it came. Shouldn't he a curious?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm not in the least bit curious. I'm just wondering
what was inside?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It contained magazines, it says Lee Roy Forster Esqui.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yes, it's no, Bertie. And by the way, where's it from?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Some place called Freda your first?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No? No, the name on the other side, Oh you mean,
oh use no hooks, use no Hoas Colorado. Yes, the
name of the firm, Bertie, turn it over. Oh yes,
the Metropolis Merchandise Company. Well this has me worried. Let
me look at it once more. Bertie you'll see, thank you.
(01:35):
Oh done it? It almost flew open, but not quite.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Don't lift it by this thing?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh yes, so it will. I mean, I'll try to
be more careful, my dear. I'll let me examine it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
If you examine that bus and a most strenuous please
go fall apart.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yes, I hope you. I mean, I suppose you're right. Bertie.
Well this has gone on long enough. Bring me the scissors, please, Bertie?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
How come I don't think you should to open LeRoy's mail?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Who's opening LeRoy's mail? I just decided to cut the
cups off my trousers. Bring this soup back in the style.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh that sounds like Leroy.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Now it can't be. He shut the door after himself.
Oh that's Leroy. Alright, Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
See I can hardly wait. Good afternoon? More? Where him une?
Old boy with a big package? Hello, buddy, anybody got
a place this? Hi coach? Oh jit?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
What hi?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You garden feed?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Three hundred packages of them?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's a good deal, Leroy.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Sure, all I have to do is sell them at
ten cents a package and send back for thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's not such a good deal after all. Why do
you get out of a young man?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm not gonna tell you now. I'm going away like
finish hell and the whole flu and surprise you. Well,
if you know that many seeds, I's so good to
surprise me. Oh, don't worry. I've got three sure fire
customers to begin with.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Is that so? Who are they?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
My boy?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I stepped for a colt? Catch a nice fresh seeds?
Which kind do you want? Bertie?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Where they miss?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You got floss? See to your thing, petunias, holly house, cucumbers, onions,
yea sweet Williams.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh that's with out hair. There's a boy and having
named William I fleet dog.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, that'll be a dying Bertie. How about you much?
You want to take something to remind you of that
nithing in the naighties? Do you want any beans? No, Leroy,
I'll remember him without being I think, don't forget me.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now here's my Dame Leroy. I've taken some of Cole
Robbie seeds.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh, Robbie, what's that?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Cole Robbie? Leroy? Is Cabby's trying to be cauliflowers.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Stay, Roy will give me three hundred packages? Are too
many of you to try to say, Oh, no, shish,
I am gonna cover every backyard in town. And look
how well I've done so far in the first five minutes.
I've already three down and only two hundred and ninety
seven yards to go. Not, piggy, why don't you buy
(04:11):
your mother a package of flower seeds for Mother's Day? Yeah,
but a package of seeds is a lot cheaper than
a bouquet. No, I'm sorry, I can't trust you so
in the instructions the company says they trust me, but
I'm not supposed to trust anybody else. Well, at least
think it all, will you. Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
By the way, leroy, it's just a week since those
seeds arrived. How many of you got left?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Two hundred and sixty three?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, Leroy, I don't mean the number of seeds. I
mean the number of packages.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
That's what I mean too. If this one have been
a lot better, only half the kids in Toller sell
them seeds.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, it's the best salesman who went out.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
L You used to be a super salesman, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, Yes, and I started selling the gillers leave girdle.
I developed some pretty snappy ficks, my boy. But the
principal thing to remember is polite, tess. Bear in mind
that a polite approach will always get a polite response. Now,
who's with that door?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
How do you do?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I hope I'm not intruding you are? What do you want? Well?
I represent the big gem Encyclopedia Corporation of East Saint Louis, Illinois.
No scram but you haven't beat it. You haven't even
heard what I have to say. I don't want any goodbye, Remember, leroy,
A polite approach will always get a polite response.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Always remember that I've got a quarter, but when you
went out at for a prospect, you brought them back.
I'm a dollar line like Fink Burke Buck. Okay about that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Let's not beat However, I wager I could do such
a good job selling your vegetable seeds that you can
come along ten minutes later and sell the same people
corn beef to go with the cabbages that expector raise.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's too bad you still can't do it, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Who says I can?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Could you?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Why? Of course?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh gee, that's well. Hold on, uncle Water, show me
how to sell the rest of my seat.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now hold on him. And I didn't say to my
room and get my stock. Oh great jumping jeeps. I
had been taken in again. I remember, Leroy, the important
(06:22):
thing is to start talking first and don't stop. So
your customer says yes what I'm saying? Yes, all right?
Now watch me, Oh missus Dobson, Why did.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You do you read or anything? I can do?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Because mom is no right now she downs down getting
some birds out of electric boats in case you have
another blackouts.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Excuse me for cutting in, Dottie, But I'm helping Leroy
Seali's wonderful garden seas and I thought maybe you folks
would like to buy some garden.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
See well, I don't know whether he was going to
plant a garden or not this year on a kind
of by side one in nineteen forty one.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
But he didn't have a bit of what you didn't want?
Your plan?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Peanuts? I planned a whole bag of them, but nothing
came up. Well, you can just start justin from doing
mister guilties leave. Well, maybe I should try something else.
Is here? Have you got any popcorn? And crazy about popcorn?
If you have any, ilse say tens that's when.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's hot, you know, Dottie, i'ms high. However, we have
lettuce and spinach and egg plant, an oyster plant.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Ice you plant an egg plant? Oh, you can't fool me.
Eggs some from mess and oist. You don't grow in plants?
E do you catch him with an eye? Food?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Hard food?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think I'll just play birds tea get here and the.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Kind of the birds do will get it?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Anyhow, it's getting dark or home? Or don't you think
we better go home while we're just hungry and before
we start starving?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, leroy, I still like to show you how to
make a sale. I have a feeling that things are
going to be different at this house. Okay, calvring the belt,
observe the way I give them, the politeness approach? Yes?
What oh, how do you do?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'd like to sell you some wonderful guarden seeds. They
grow so quickly that all you have to do is
stick them on the ground and jump back fast.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Don't you live over on Parkside Avenue?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yes, how did you know? Don't you remember me?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I can't say that I do. Well, I came to
your door this afternoon selling encyclopedia. You did, Yes, I did?
And do you remember what you did? No? But yes,
now I remember?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Uncle Lord? Can't me continue the salesmanship lesson tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
After we sell some seeds to missus Twitch and Leroy.
I'm sure she's gonna buy something anyways, Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
She's gonna pioneer and everything else?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What's keeping her? You think the old squaw would answer
her door, but she's probably too lobbied.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Ah, oh, Leroy, how do miscious leave? What brings you here?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's these seeds of LeRoy's. He had quite a lot
of them, and I suggested to him that you might
want some.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Well, let's do it, or love you?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I put splend them in my garden? Is he Leroy?
Your uncle mort knows? How about three or four packages
of corn? Missus Twitchell, No, you're sure you can spare it?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh? Sure, we got nine packages.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Would you like all nine of them?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I will, oh splendid? Now how about some turnips and parsnips?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Do you think they'd be useful?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Surely they're good for What are they good for?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes, they make better mashed potatoes and lime of beans?
Do here you are six packages.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Oh, I would also like some beet seeds.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
How do they come?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
The beats eight of the bar? Kind of silly, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We've struck gold.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You said it now, missus Twitchell. Would you like some
Brussels sprouts or okra or lettuce?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh no, no, no more obscurity thieves.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I already have bold that I should have taken. And
really it was most generous of you to come away
with such lovely little gifts gifts, thank you, and good.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Night, good night now, Judge Hooker, the first thing we
want to understood is that we're selling these seeds, not
giving them away.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I understand girlish leaves. You're no congressman.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes, the reason you should buy these seeds is to
start a victory garden. Judge.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, everyone should have a victory garden.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Right. Food will help win the war. Food is important,
is ammunition?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah? And all the money we saved making our own
food we can put into war savings, stamps and bond.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Say. That's a very good point, young man. Hey, yeah,
and look at the exercise. You'll give it, sure, And
that way you can get rid of that spare tire.
Gilly well, I wasn't aware that I had any spare tire, just.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
To look in any mirror girlish leaves.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh, yes, the judge made a joke, le Roy, let's laugh.
I'm glad you agree with us, So, judge, how many
packages of seeds do you want?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
None?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's none?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Why not? I've planted my gardener. We'd you goat too way?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You mean that pint sized clock in your backyard. You
can't raise enough stuff there to feed your next door
neighbors bantam chicken.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I haven't any more room here. If I had a
place out in the country, I could sure go to town.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh, out in the country. Hey, there's an acre that
belongs to Marjorie and Leroy is the state. Right outside
the city limits there is.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Well, we'll let you plant a big garden out there
if you bought your seeds from the White Party.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Oh, an acre's too much for me to handle myself.
But I take half if you grant the other half
gild it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That's an idea, Uncle Moore. Between the tour of here,
you use up all the seeds we haven't sold.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, I don't know, Remember, guilders leave.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Food is a munition, especially the food you would grow
we can use it to throw at the enemy.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's all. Well, I'll show you a leroy. How many
packages of seeds have you got left?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Twenty three dollars worth?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
All right, that'll be eleven and a half you judge,
and the same amount for me.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
How about making it a sporting proposition. I'll talk you
to see who pays for the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, he's gonna cost me. You call it ooker a ready,
e's a head, all right, I should have my inn examined.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We'll hear from the great Guilder sleep again in just
a moment. But first, here's an interesting question. A friend
asked me a question that certainly proves American housewives or
a nutrition conscious these days. It was about Park Margarine,
the delicious spread for bread made by craft. This housewife said,
I serve my family Park Margarine and they all like it.
But does Park provide them with the kind of nourishment
(12:47):
I should expect from a spread for bread? Well, that's
easy to answer. The answer is yes. Park Margarine provides
economically the important food elements that the nutritional experts generally
require of a spread for bread. Here they are First,
Park margarine provides energy, In fact, it's one of the
best energy foods you can serve. Second, park is nourishing
(13:09):
because the wholesome American vegetable oils and farm products that
go into park are nourishing in themselves. Third, park marginin
is a reliable food source of vitamin A. Yes summer
and winter. Every pound of park contains nine thousand units
of this important vitamin. So you see sift The park
margarine provides the things that spread for bread should provide,
(13:31):
and it tastes so deliciously good your family is sure
to like it. So why not try them tomorrow? Just
ask for park pa r Kay park margarine made by crafts.
(13:56):
Have you ever tried to locate a piece of property
from the legal description on the day, Well, that's thought
the great guilders Lavin and nephew Leroy are attempting to
do this morning before darting out to plant that Victory
garden two hundred northerly feet of the westerly half of
Sex and five East, sometimes known as the old pugle.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Hammer property in Track two hundred and seven and a
half of the nineteen oh four Survey has provided foreign
Paragraph oh of the treaty made by president Chester a
Arthur to the Kitsiku Indians.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I still don't know where it is.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's neither do I too bad. I never went out
and looked at that property.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, it might turn out to be in a swamp
or under a lank.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
In that case, we could raise ducks or rice, or
ducks and rice. Imagine raising ducks already stuffed with wild rice.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Before you start selling any duck dinners unk. Don't you
think we better go downtown and ask the county reporter
where this property is located.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's a mighty good idea, my boy. Then we can
go directly out there. This is not so fast. What
about our lunch? Oh, Bertie, I got the all.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Tack mister, girls, please, says I fixed new kind of sandwiches.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
I hope you like.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh what are they, Bertie? I call them Bertie Burgeriger.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
They can fist a half of cold chickens between good
slices and day tam. Oh boy, come on, I lunch
honey out there so we can dig in to the salichins.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I mean, yes, you're gonna do a lot about the digging,
young man. Before we come to the berdie Burgers. Are
all the garden tools in the rear Compartmently, Roy, ain't
not an It seems to me we've forgotten something, tools, lunch,
old clothes. I guess we've got everything. Well, thank you, Bertie, welcome.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
I'll take it into the first day aftern't time.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
To do more than you can vital Yeah, okay, Bertie,
I have a good time while we're away.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
The funny looking songs out an ever seed?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hello? If you hear that, Lee Roy, Bertie says, where
two of the funniest looking farmers? He ever is a seed?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Already? Just reminded me what I'd forgotten to take all
that sea. This is certainly out in the country, all right,
(16:25):
isn't it? My boy? I bet the Saturday being post
I can get out here till Saturday.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
How the estate ever happened to have property this far
from town?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
It was taken in on a bad death that we
were taken in on.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, according to the directions, that runs two hundred feet
north from this market.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Which way is north?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's north. Let me see if we had an oak tree,
we could tell if it had moss on it. It
moss grows on the north side. Nor is it the
south side. But that was one of the two anyway,
So how about asking that mantles hand? Where over there? With? Oh?
I thought that was a pair of mules. Hey, you
over there? If which way is north? I said, which
(17:11):
way is north? If which way is north? I could
have gotten a more intelligent answer out of the other mules.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Well, maybe we can figure it out by ourselves.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The sun should be an east, yes, unless it's afternoon already.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well let's if you're face east your left hand. It's
called the north, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Why? Yes, you're a bright voice, scout, leroy. Now all
we have to do is measure off two hundred feet
towards our legs.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh, we forgot to bring a yard stick.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
One thing after another, and maybe that fell over there
has a yard stick? If, hey, you have you got
a yard stick? I said it, you got a yard stick?
A yard stick? Never mind, leroy, I'll just step off
(18:03):
the two hundred yards.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
That's twelve.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
How long a step do you take a step? Well,
let's see somewhere between the Oh, I forget it? Or
did I ever know the better? Skip the stepping? Leroy?
Have you got any other suggestions?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah? Too bad? Money isn't here. She wears a size
twelve shue. We can use it for a long foot ruler.
How tall are you?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's tall. I'm five feet ten.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Why gee, if you were.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Only six feet tall, you could lay down and be
two yards sticky.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's a good idea, Leroy, I know it. We'll do it.
Bring that rake handle out of the back of the
car when you please. Yeah, yeah, I'll way down here
like this. Now you mark the spot in the dust
where my feet is. Okay, but what you'll soon see,
my boy, and I'll mark the top of my where
my head hits the ground. There, it's splendid.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
That's the idea.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yes, now I add two inches, add.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Two inches, get away. I still don't get it it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Just measure the distance from my head to my toes
on that great handle and add two inches and you'll
have six feet. You'll beat it. Get that cowl here.
Why quit swinging that tail in my eyes?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Madam?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Thank goodness, she's gone. It helped me up, Leroy, My goodness.
What does that farmer mean letting a dangerous cow run
around loose? If hey, you, why did you leave that
cow loose? Why do you mean leaving that cow run
around stepping on people. Why is that cowl out or
run wild?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Keep it up with the water. That's fine, Jude.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
The song as a mighty hard road a hole too.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh, don't beat so much, you old muttonhead. Doesn't just
take you back to the days when you were a
kid on the farm. Judge, what gilly?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Except for one thing?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I was never on the farm when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh I bet you never were a kid either. You
must have been born middle aged.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Farm monks.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'll say. I used to go down barefooted. Oh it
was nice to bury my little pink toes in the cool,
fresh air. You know I wouldn't mind doing that right now.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
That won't make your kid again?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah maybe not. But these shoes are awfully tied anyway,
No one minds. I'm gonna take them off. Yeah, there's
nothing like getting back to the soil, is there. Certainly
feels nice to squnch the dirt between your toes and
he does. Yeah, come on, Jedgy, you might as well
be comfortable. Believe I will try it about you, leroy,
(21:01):
how nice?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I don't grown that sort of thing long ago.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Well, I got my shoes off. Guilty feels mighty good.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, I feel even better if you took your socks
off too.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Oh yeah, yes, of course.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hey, what's wrong with you? I'm standing on a pussy willowdon.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
But if you, gentlemen, promise and stop planting your feet
and finished planting the of ec'd.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Be all through.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yes, you're right, Leroy. Come on, Judge, quit pounding around
and help Leroy and me.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
What do you want me to do here?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Some see? Are you put two of these in each hole?
And Judge, how are you covering them with?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Good?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's easy. Now, hey, you've got two different kinds of
seats in this bad Leroy, which you want us to prank?
That's unusual.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
What's the idea.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It's an experiment I'm making. I'm making quorn and lima
bean seeds together to see if we can get a
suck attached. Plan.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Well, if this works, we can try planning a blue
plate special. If you come on, Judge, I'll drop them
in and you cover them up.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Now, let's do it with teamwork and one two, three,
four on one and two you drop in the seats
or three and four hours.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Rake over the dirty?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Why not? Anything your little mind can think of, Judge,
let's begin one at two three four, one if you
three four, if one at two three four, it's.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Corn to be right, right, carn to be right?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh, quit raking my big toe?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You pump, you little.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
One.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I never came anywhere near.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
You're a big toe.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
You're big nity?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Well?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Look is that your big toe? Why?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I thought it was a lime of bean.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Judge, hooker, lime of beans? Don't switch.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I could have selected this by myself. You shoodn't put
your shoes.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
On now when you go home last, and judge what
you do with my shoes and stocking.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I didn't do anything. Were money.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That's kind of peculiar, isn't it. Did you pick up
our shoes and stocking?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
No? I didn't talk to them.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
But how could they possibly disappear right off a bare
field with no one else around?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't know. We can't fit her patter home and
our bare feet like this?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Heyah, didn't figure out what happens?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Come on, what's cool?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Judge? Let's get busy with our lakes and holes again.
You climbing your shoes and socks?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yo, this is gonna be one of my bad days.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Miss guilty, Even when you set start harps.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
In the truck on your well any day now, Bertie.
Ever since the last rain, everything is coming along swimmingly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I tried some of the managers yesterday and they're coming
up fine.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Marjorie. He used to come out someday and look our
garden over. It's a vision of vitamins.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
All right, out with you the next time you go.
How are you getting along.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
With Judge Hookers?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
All right, except for that dirty trick he pulled on
a jest brade. What was that? Well, he was raking
his half of the garden when he suddenly found out
he lost his diamond ring.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Yeah, and he.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Offered a dollar reward to the one who's congress.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yes, Leroy, and I scratched through his whole patch. When
we finished, he discovered that he hadn't warned the ring
that day. It was all a scheme to get us
to rake his rudebakers for him.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Holcome, what's so mad?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
He hits the judge over the head of a scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh you shouldn't have done that, uncle, Yeah, I know it,
my dear, I'm sorry I did it too. Now we
got to get a new scarecrow.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
What are you going out there again on cohore.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well not till next week, ain't you prayed?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
The golbers will go for the plant up? All the
weeds spring up the chords.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
But no, berdie, I cleared the garden of all the weeds.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yet say, yeah, only some of them reads turned out
to be young Carris, Oh that was too jad. Did
you pull out many of them?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Well? I must have ripped up twelve or fourteen rows
before I discovered what they were. However, I had a
lucky break, my dear, you did. Yeah, I did all
my pulling out on Judge Hooker's half one to morrow,
and I would have starved on our own carrots.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Really, Uncle mord, I've been amazed at what you've done
with this city of land. Do you really and truly
have a green thumb?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
It matches the rest of it's complexion.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'll see here I took her. You could over on
your own side with your pumpkins and cabbages. That way
you won't look so conspicuous.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
By the judge was only having a little prime You
didn't mean now, But there's that man again, Homark, Oh
you mean a hired handsome uparm next door? What did
you mean over the fence and ran them.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Laugh.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
All he's been doing that ever since we started. This garden.
Used to make us angry at first.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Didn't you give any explanations?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Well, I would be asked what it's all about? He
just says, yeah, Oh, I bet I could find out.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Let me try.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
It's not a bad idea. We go ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Let's us go over too. I'd like to know what
this is all about. Come on, man, I mean, let
me do all the talk of him, my uncle.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
The first I thought he was the news that our
effice to be farmers. But we've had such mardel as results,
and he still give us as a horse laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Good morning. You ged it nice guiding my uncle and
my brother and Jad. You can fix it up, isn't it? Yes,
there's nothing wrong for the garden, is it?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
No? No, what's the big job? Come on, he's the land,
the gardener's dor. What's wrong with that land yours?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What do you mean? It is dollars?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Your braday?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You come out here?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You was that of maasuring down from your second still
in the work.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
What does that mean that we put in all that
work for nothing?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
In the cropples and hours I had a feeling I
was wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
When did you get that feeling? Killer's leave this morning?
Time time?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
So I went downtown and I found out that a
mister Thompson homes is property. Yeah, fancy man, I worked
for Oh no, you don't not anymore. I bought this
property this morning, and you work for me now, I George,
you don't either. You're fired.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
The Great Geller's labor will be with us again in
a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Meantime, I imagine you mothers.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
And hops wives are pretty busy these days, so I'm
sure you're interested in ways of streamlining. They're preparing of
meals and getting results that are mighty appetizing too. Now,
if you're used to running to the referor for a
dab of this for a shortening, a dab of that
for pan frying, and something else for a spread for bread,
here's a time saving hint. Use Park margarine for all
these purposes. Yes, Park margarine made by Craft. You see,
(28:14):
the delicate, appetizing flavor that makes Park margarine such a
delicious spread for bread makes it a favorite for cooking too. Yes,
Park margarine is a real flavor shortening that makes all
baked foods taste better.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's a swell.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Seasoning for hot vegetables. Park Margarine makes pan fried food
taste here two and a dozen satterers stick to the pans.
So in one convenient package you have a grand tasting
product for all these uses. And remember this no matter
how you use it. Park Margarine is a nourishing, wholesome
energy food and a reliable year round source of vitamin A.
(28:48):
So tomorrow sure try economical Park margarine.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Remember it's Park p
Speaker 2 (28:54):
A r Kay Park Margin made by Kraft
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Law & Order: Criminal Justice System - Season 1 & Season 2
Season Two Out Now! Law & Order: Criminal Justice System tells the real stories behind the landmark cases that have shaped how the most dangerous and influential criminals in America are prosecuted. In its second season, the series tackles the threat of terrorism in the United States. From the rise of extremist political groups in the 60s to domestic lone wolves in the modern day, we explore how organizations like the FBI and Joint Terrorism Take Force have evolved to fight back against a multitude of terrorist threats.