July 10, 2025 • 29 mins
A spin-off from a popular series, this show centers on a well-meaning but bumbling character whose everyday misadventures provide wholesome entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
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Speaker 4 (00:24):
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Speaker 4 (01:28):
For the past few days.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Our friends rock Morton p Guilders Sleeve has been the
victim of a baffling attack of the sneezes, and so
far he hasn't found out the cause. Could it be
some allergy or is his mustache starting to back up
on him? Come on, let's visit the Great Guilder Sleeve
and find out.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
As I was saying, my tree every time, hei, hey, hey.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Untied, don't mention it every time?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
You want, uncle more every.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Time I.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
A button pops off my vest.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Oh that's too bad, there, you bet.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm on my fourth vest now.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Yeah. And that last sneeze book book your shoelaces.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Eh.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh, well, I gotta find some way of stopping this
sneezing before I broke my blames out. Oh you hey,
I didn't do it that time, because well, you don't.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Have to mention that, No, uncamard, I really think you
should see a doction now. This may be something serious.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Sure, whatever it is, it's nothing to be sneezed at.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Then why am I sneezing?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
There must be something you're allergic to.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I'm allergic to sneezing.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
No, Uncle, something else is wrong. Why don't you go
right downtown and see doctor de Pister, who, in.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
The name of the male brothers is doctor de Pister.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
So I understand he's wonderful. Allergies are a specialty.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh you mean he's an anti sneeze man.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yes, Flin's from and told me he cured her time.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
She was allergic to gasoline.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
But she throw the car.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Wasn't that a little drastic?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Oh no, after she.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Got doctor de Pister's bill, she had you anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, I hate to blow in a lot of money
on my nose, Majorie.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Excuse me, miss smart, but I'm just making up your room.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
And you know, a little kiddy of your tie, I
mean my eddy bitty pity kitty.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Every pretty all. For corn's sake.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let's give it up to now, Bertie.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
If that sweater you're making for that end find in
the navy on account he gave you that pussy cat.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Don't tell me you found that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yes, him, the kitten got into knitting.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh that's a shame, Majorie.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
What did they try to do? Pull a wool over
his eyes?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah? On him? It don't look good.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Here, did you do much? Sam makes?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Bertie? Just look you here? I brought the sweat in?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
What sweater? That thing is more snarls in the cage
full of tigers. Why it's hush. It's sure.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
That one made the windows wattle the windows?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Hey good, I thought it was my teeth.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Really, Uncle, Mark, you must go downtown and tea doctor
de pie.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh nonsense, my jerie. Why should I let a tribune you?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You help you?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Maybe someday, so he sho.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Come on, what are we waiting forward? Is that doctor? Who?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
But Marjorie, I haven't sneezed once since we left home.
Just my luck. When the doctor asked me how I
do it, I won't be able to show him.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Oh no, sit down, uncle, you're nice. I look at a.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Magazine magazine all right, there's an article in the National
Geographic for May nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I never did finish, Uncle, you won't find that here.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Why not? This is a doctor's office, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
But this is a young doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Makes no difference, my dear. When a boy decides on
a medical career, what's the first thing he does?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
He starts saving magazines. That's one of the reasons he
has to be an intern. Solong just to age his
national geographics a whole uncle, Why do.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
They always have a national geography?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Well, it's all about far away places. Anybody who sits
in the doctor's office would rather be someplace far away.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh, Julie, are.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
You mister guildlessly?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Talk about it that you now?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
This way? What's the show cheerful about the way she churched?
She'd make Florence Nightingale sound like a mudlark.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Now you go right ahead, Uncle Morre.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
All right, my dear, But I'm feeling daddy. Now, doctor,
how do you do guildlessly? Guildless?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Leave any relation to Throckmorton?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
P guildlessly? Oh yes, that's me. Oh it is.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Now where'd I hear that name before I phoned you
an hour ago?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That's where I heard it. I never forget a pace.
And what seems to be your trouble sneezing? Oh you're
having trouble sneezing. Oh no, I'm not having trouble sneezing.
I'm having trouble sneezing. But the past four or five days,
that's all I've been doing. Monotonous, isn't it. Yes, I'm
starting to get a permanent wave in my nose.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Every morning I get up and sneeze all the corn
flakes out of my bowl.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I know what?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
What was that? I say, I know what will cure that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
What? Oat meal?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You've better remove your clothes please, And while you're doing that,
I'll ask you a few questions. Yeah, does anything you
eat make your eyes water?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Raw onions?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Any food calls violent sneezing?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, black pepper?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Does any paper a dish that causes spots to appear
on you?
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yes, yes, I get spots from soft boiled eggs. Come eggs?
Where on my necktie? But really, doctor, I wish you
could see me sneeze. My eyes pop out so far
it looks like I'm going to expel the pupils.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's interesting. I suppose you show me how you do it.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I can't. I haven't sneezed once since I left home.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Most interesting eliminates one type of allergy that's very difficult
to cure.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
The auto infectious variety when a person's allergic to himself.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Oh well, I couldn't have that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I like me.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yes, your trouble seems to be localized somewhere at home.
That makes the problem much simpler.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
All I have to do is move well, goodbye one second. Please,
we'll never find the trouble by moving away from it.
I don't want to find it. I just want to
lose it. Then we must conduct a series of tests,
and I believe the best place to do that is
in your home. Oh, it shouldn't take us long to
locate the trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Not more than a year.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
It's just a year, is if we're lucky. And now
let me listen to.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Your heart quietly.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, okay, you must have a heart of oak.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I'd better listen again.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's most interesting.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Excuse me, doctor, but somebody's at the door. Oh, I see,
what is it to take your pills?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Doctor?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, I won't.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I hate pills.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Go away, by the way, doctor, how much is this
gonna call?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Not much, just fifty dollars bread series of tests?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Why that could run up into if five was Ooh
my goodness, it could couldn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Well that's true.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But if we don't do that, you'll probably sneeze yourself
into an early grade. Oh doctor, how soon are you
coming over? How about Sunday afternoon? I'll be waiting for you. Well,
I better get going oh no, no, spill received.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Don't go out that way? Why not?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's the way I came in. Oh no you didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
When you came in you had your clothes off.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
What oh.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Mommy? Someone nail he holliroy, see we haven't.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Any of the left.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
We run out? Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
We canna pull some more? Right, Uncle Mort's tires.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Hi O, holy roight Hello, Piggy what the doctor? He said?
Five dollars? Please?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You were what's wrong?
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Oak suffers from the allergics? Allergic?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
What's that?
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Well?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Something rubs his nose the wrong way? Say how Google?
We're building?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, I see what's it supposed to be?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
It's a tree house for our club, the young Macathurs.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
You're putting in the wrong place, Leroy. You will never
get a MacArthur out on a limb. Where are you
gonna put it?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Well?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
I soon we get nailed together. It was gonna haul
it up on that oak with a branch of spread,
you know, pre favacations.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
If well, that's an idea, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Did you ever have a treehouse?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Mister guillous?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Sleep well?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I started to one time.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I had a wonderful idea a log house in a tree,
but it didn't work out.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Why not, unk?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, we only had one tree in our backyard, and
at the time I'd saw enough logs for the house,
there wasn't any tree left to put it in.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Did you build a house anyway?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And my father found out what happened, and the logs
and pop and I all wound up in the woods. Shead.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Oh, was that the time you want to run away
and be a sailor? And he knocked the tall out
of you.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
If no, Leroy, that was another whaling expedition.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Mister, will you help us build our clubhouse?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Of course, I'll pitch right in. Hand me the hammer, Leroy,
Thank you. I just love to drive nails. Now watch
me and learn, LeRoi. Excuse me, I understand, Ali, Roy No,
I don't quite. Oh, but it's so simple. What's troubling you?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Well, I'm wondering how you're going to get your neck
tie off now that you've nailed both ends to the plant.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
What do you mean I see.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Or just find up Allroy? I nail down that little bird.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
House word house? Oh you mean our nilbox?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Leroy? Who's going to deliver mail? Up on a tree?
Twenty feet off the ground.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Okay a bird house? Oh me, yes, honey, like you
come down out of that tree time for lunch.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
And that reminds me mister Gilsey just who could just
drop him?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Oh he did?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Did he?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
That old goat always shows up at feeding time. Tell
him to come out here. I want him to see
the house we built, Yes, sir, and don't.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You do it daily?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Roar?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I love brain.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Give him the clubhouse. Well, I've just finished texting my
secret trap door in the.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Room, secret trap door. Well I wish I could see
it must be very cozy inside. Yeah. Now you doing
lunch and scrub your hands before you sit down at
the table.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Okay, but a that Tarzan never have to wash before he?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Of course not. Tarzan's in hot water all the time. Anyhow, Roy,
are you feeling glous?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Leave?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Just needing your brains out? Or if you run out
of brain? If?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
No, hooker, I haven't run out of brains. Would you
like to borrow some?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, wouldn't think of taking your last one? What's the
pick of traction out here?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
The fracture is that tree house the kids built?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Like to go up there?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Hook on it?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No? Thanks, I can see it well enough from here
they have.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
A secret trap door, a lot of other modern improvements.
Come on, come on, let's go now.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Let's quit hitting ourselves. Trock Martin. We're too old to
go tracing up the side of a tree to pick
it up packing box.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Speak for yourself, you old foggy fogy. Okay, then you're
an old fogy. Why well you even get out of
breath playing checkers? Thank goodness, I'm different.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Don't kid me, Trot Martin. If you aren't too old,
you're too fat, and I forget about it. You're dizzy
enough on the ground without climbing trees.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Eh. In that case, I guess I'll have to show you,
Judge Hooker, here, oh my coach grandpa, and watch a
man spread of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Careful, Yody, you will get halfway up and then spread
your stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Don't worry about me, Judge. I come from a long
line of.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Tree climbers and maybe so. But remember you haven't any tale.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
If I stand on this box, I think I can
reach that landit.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, just watch me, Judge, come on down from there, yellish,
leave before you fall on that big fat neck.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
That's a little rusty.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I never knew I winned so much.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You're belding up to a terrible let down.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Hurt you dunted Ooh is by George. I'm gonna make it,
and nobody's more surprised than I am.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, you made it, but you never get down again.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Hey, you ought to be up here, judge. There's a
beautiful view from here. Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
On a clear day, I can see into every second
story window in the block.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Why are you walking around on the roof floor. The
door is not there. I think it is.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Leroy said something about a secret trap door somewhere.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
All us slee What happened?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I found the trap door?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You better stop poling down? Come down?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
That's pretty if you may be right? I better? Oh
what's wrong now?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
But I got in here, I should be able to
get out Enderly.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I can't squeeze out of this door, but you just
cut in.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, but I came in fast and I'm stuck fast too.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
This is gonna be one of my bad days.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
The great yell the slave over with us again and
just them off.
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let's return to the great Guilder Sleeve, whom we left
stranded than a house in a tree in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
As we find Uncle mort again. He's still there. While
below Judge Hooker tries to comfort.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Him with song rack Up by Gill in time.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I'll kill that hooker.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
When wind blows. Hang on, are you dry?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I'll drop on you in the bow man di Jorie,
we'll break and Kilney will he does like an earthquake.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Poker.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Stop that infernal nursery, Rye.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
You want something more modern? All right, Gildy, I'll give
you the number one song on the hit Bray. Don't
sit up in the apple tree with everyone else but me,
anyone else but me.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
No, no, no, do something. Get me out of here.
This is a terrible predicament. Yes, you just wait, Judge Hooker,
I'm gonna break every phone in your head. I'll get
me out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I'm decided to visit your cree house, right see him?
He became so absorbed and that he can't turn him
somethway yeah, yeah, him texting and.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
There.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I'd like it a lot better up here while we're
down there. You wrong, Oh no, nothing at all, Leroy.
That that I'm wearing. Your secret trap door is a girdle.
I'm stuck up here past you gotta do something.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
He's going up there.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I think he's looking for a bird's nest. He's been acting.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Don't you egg me on, Hooker, Marjorie. I came up
here to inspect LeRoy's a little chanty, But now I'm stuck,
and frankly, I'm beginning to get bored with lodging here.
Excuse me, excuse yeah, I'm right here, Bertie.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Where the horse coming from the tree? It's so big
the tree.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I'm upstairs in the three Bertie, what is it then
to point? Oh, great jumping jeeps, the sneeze doctor. I
forgot all about him. Think there, of course, not Leroy,
and I won't have anyone see me in this ridiculous,
undignified position. Bertie. Tell him to come back later in
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the afternoon. Tell him I'm at a board meeting. Oh yes,
it would, my dear. Wherever I turn, I'm meeting aboard
and Bertie, after he leaves, bring me something deep, Slice
up some of that tongue and make three or four sandwiches. Huh.
It's way past my lunch time, and I feel as
hollow as Judge Hooker's head.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
That's right, Go ahead and stuff yourself. Then you will
never be able to get out of that fox.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Oh my goodness, I never thought of that it just
two tongue sandwiches, Bertie.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, ah, wing too much from that.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
You need to get you out, Leroy. I don't need
an allergy specialist. I need a tree surgeon.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, he can put you on an inducing diet sor Leroy,
but that wouldn't work no matter how much you're reduced,
He'd still be living on the Battle of Land. Ok.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Why don't you go home?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
All right? I can take a hint. I just hope
you're stuck up there until your north side is covered
with moss.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
Oh alc mor And I'm sorry this happened.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Nobody's gone.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Don't you feel so empty?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
And so I'll say I do. Where's Bertie with those
tongue sandwiches?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Bertie?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Please?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I have some trouble with the cat and that document
said he'll be back later and he's still charging.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Me to never mind that?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Now, what about my lunch? Didn't you bring me those sandwiches?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
No? I'm awful, sorry about that, but I can't. You can't.
Why not cause the cat got your tongue?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Come on, take it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Pull?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
No, piggy, don't don't pull. You're just taking the back
right out of my shirt. It's no use. Boys. Oh
why did you ever build this thing so solidly?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Jeepers, you're told this to mister Gil.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
You're trapped by my own words. You better climb down now,
boys and try to borrow ladder in an act someplace. Okay, else, Remember,
I don't want any one in the neighborhood to know
about this. I'd be the butt of too many jokes.
Scramble down now. I can see the girl next door
in her room. I don't want to attract any attention.
Ye okay me, Hello dotty? How are you today?
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Bliss? I think of a tennis It's.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Been annoying me every since he I'll say, you followed
me along the way home. Hey, do you ever manage
to get up so high that you cannot just.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Did every tree?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Me? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Nothing, I'm just doing an important air raid defense job today.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
What if you can trust me?
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Because you know I'm not posting everything. I hear them
Breddy when you're out the other that is?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Well, what's there in between to stop it?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Well?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
If you must know, I'm up here spotting airplanes.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Plane happen me?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You help you?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
And you knows not?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
No, I don't suppose you would if, hey, what's that noise.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Somewhere?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Like?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
We must go because I get lock, because I loss.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Doun of a good fire.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Gives me off polk last night, poker, Donald, just my
luck to have a nice, exciting fire somewhere and I
can't go.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Is that you down there?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You Roy?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Where's the fire?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
You call me the bottle, but not to tell me
where I just called the fire.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Fucking we're ain't jumping jeeps? Why did you do that?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I won't have it. Look at all those people. Send
him away and tell him to stop coming.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
He had him up there. Bring your thirty fire boys,
go away.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
And take those fire wagons out of our alley. Keep
that cloud out of our yard.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Oh little polet, huh, I'll take it easy, Tommy. We'll
get you down. I don't want to come down.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I like it up here.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What does this squirrel if?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Keep those hatchetmen away from me. I'm very comfortable up here,
and I won't come down, and I'm getting ready.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Not here's a fruit taste, that's all. Probably thanks, he's
general too little. Why don't you brave fire ladder? Just
go back to your checker game.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'll see hair fat. So we were called to take
you down from there?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Who called you?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Did? I call you?
Speaker 9 (22:22):
No?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
But something.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
You're paid for putting out fires, not for coming around
annoying innocent people who are enjoying an ic to rest
up a tree.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Where are supposed to take? Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Wasting the taxpayers money? Eh, you get out of here
before I pick up my phone and report this is
the mayor.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Come on, boys, put that ladder back in the truck. Quinn,
take the tax back. Let's get out of here before
I turn a hose on that big back fault alarm.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Idea. I guess I told him a thing or two.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Yeah, down a minute. Does you want to come down?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
No, leroy, I couldn't come down that ladder in front
of that crowd because there are a lot of nails
up here, and I've torn a square foot. I'm going
to see them my pants.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Well, maybe if we spread the amount of matthis is
all around and then cuts.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Down the tree, then maybe I cut down the tree
once and it takes days.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Bertie, say, mister Gil, I'll.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Bet you you get through it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You've got a can in grease and gave yourself a
good loop job.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
If thanks for the suggestion, Pickie, But I'll say that
one while everything else fails. I've forgotten all about him. Hey,
I just realized something. I haven't sneezed since I came
up here, Marjorie. He'll probably want me to stay here
the rest of my life? Is mister gilisleep back here? Oh? Yes, yes,
I'm up here. Doctor where?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh there you are?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Wel come down now and get started with those tests.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Come down here. I'm afraid I'll have to stay up
here a while.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Oh now, mister Gilds, you should have more confidence in
your doctor.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You mustn't run away.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You know. I'm not going to run away, But why
don't you run away and come back some other day.
That's a rather peculiar reaction. I'll have to write the
medical journal about this.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Really, doctor, you don't understand, Hey, keep.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Away, cut it out? What killed me? If woodpeckers are
trying to build an this in my hair? Yeah, what's
the matter? Is he allergic to woodpeckers? He's a policeman,
to see you a policeman?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
What does he want?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
There's been a lot of complaints from this neighborhood of
other peeping tom.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Come you now.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
The woodpeckers are guys bothering me.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Get away from me.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Birds, you bother me? How's going on? Sewing?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
It?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Not so good?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
I'm getting too much attention from my little peathered friends.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I a idea, how scar off the all right?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Excuse me, but do you step down to Bill?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I I hope so, Bertie wackles.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I'm your cube up there.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Oh that that'd be simple. I could drink it through
a straw. What yeah, nicey?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Come on?
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Birds?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Oh, Marjorie's cat good, send him right up here, leroy.
I'm afraid some bird's gonna lay an egg on me
any minute.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
If I had I'm telling him, what, kitty, I'm right.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Going, yeah here, kitt Oh, yes, come on, it's stay
right up here near your uncle. Marre'sn't cute, Leroy. That
was certainly a bright eye.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I I.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Shoe.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
You're welcome, Bertie hell shoes. Hey, I didn't sneeze one
since I came up here until that cat.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Cat pick hat, big shoe.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I just found out what I'm hurting tough. Marjorie's that
cat of yours. Oh well, this saves me a lot
of doctor bills in time in trouble. Why I'm so happy? Yes, no, no,
don't call it, Leroy. Looks like I'm gonna sneeze my
way out of here. He com here, I kitty, Oh,
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I can't hear you, Leroy. H Where am I?
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Speaker 4 (01:28):
For the past few days.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Our friends rock Morton p Guilders Sleeve has been the
victim of a baffling attack of the sneezes, and so
far he hasn't found out the cause. Could it be
some allergy or is his mustache starting to back up
on him? Come on, let's visit the Great Guilder Sleeve
and find out.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
As I was saying, my tree every time, hei, hey, hey.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Untied, don't mention it every time?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
You want, uncle more every.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Time I.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
A button pops off my vest.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Oh that's too bad, there, you bet.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm on my fourth vest now.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Yeah. And that last sneeze book book your shoelaces.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Eh.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh, well, I gotta find some way of stopping this
sneezing before I broke my blames out. Oh you hey,
I didn't do it that time, because well, you don't.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Have to mention that, No, uncamard, I really think you
should see a doction now. This may be something serious.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Sure, whatever it is, it's nothing to be sneezed at.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Then why am I sneezing?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
There must be something you're allergic to.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I'm allergic to sneezing.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
No, Uncle, something else is wrong. Why don't you go
right downtown and see doctor de Pister, who, in.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
The name of the male brothers is doctor de Pister.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
So I understand he's wonderful. Allergies are a specialty.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh you mean he's an anti sneeze man.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yes, Flin's from and told me he cured her time.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
She was allergic to gasoline.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
But she throw the car.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Wasn't that a little drastic?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Oh no, after she.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Got doctor de Pister's bill, she had you anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, I hate to blow in a lot of money
on my nose, Majorie.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Excuse me, miss smart, but I'm just making up your room.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
And you know, a little kiddy of your tie, I
mean my eddy bitty pity kitty.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Every pretty all. For corn's sake.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let's give it up to now, Bertie.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
If that sweater you're making for that end find in
the navy on account he gave you that pussy cat.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Don't tell me you found that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yes, him, the kitten got into knitting.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh that's a shame, Majorie.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
What did they try to do? Pull a wool over
his eyes?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah? On him? It don't look good.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Here, did you do much? Sam makes?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Bertie? Just look you here? I brought the sweat in?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
What sweater? That thing is more snarls in the cage
full of tigers. Why it's hush. It's sure.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
That one made the windows wattle the windows?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Hey good, I thought it was my teeth.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Really, Uncle, Mark, you must go downtown and tea doctor
de pie.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh nonsense, my jerie. Why should I let a tribune you?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You help you?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Maybe someday, so he sho.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Come on, what are we waiting forward? Is that doctor? Who?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
But Marjorie, I haven't sneezed once since we left home.
Just my luck. When the doctor asked me how I
do it, I won't be able to show him.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Oh no, sit down, uncle, you're nice. I look at a.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Magazine magazine all right, there's an article in the National
Geographic for May nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I never did finish, Uncle, you won't find that here.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Why not? This is a doctor's office, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
But this is a young doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Makes no difference, my dear. When a boy decides on
a medical career, what's the first thing he does?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
He starts saving magazines. That's one of the reasons he
has to be an intern. Solong just to age his
national geographics a whole uncle, Why do.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
They always have a national geography?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Well, it's all about far away places. Anybody who sits
in the doctor's office would rather be someplace far away.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh, Julie, are.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
You mister guildlessly?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Talk about it that you now?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
This way? What's the show cheerful about the way she churched?
She'd make Florence Nightingale sound like a mudlark.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Now you go right ahead, Uncle Morre.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
All right, my dear, But I'm feeling daddy. Now, doctor,
how do you do guildlessly? Guildless?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Leave any relation to Throckmorton?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
P guildlessly? Oh yes, that's me. Oh it is.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Now where'd I hear that name before I phoned you
an hour ago?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That's where I heard it. I never forget a pace.
And what seems to be your trouble sneezing? Oh you're
having trouble sneezing. Oh no, I'm not having trouble sneezing.
I'm having trouble sneezing. But the past four or five days,
that's all I've been doing. Monotonous, isn't it. Yes, I'm
starting to get a permanent wave in my nose.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Every morning I get up and sneeze all the corn
flakes out of my bowl.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I know what?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
What was that? I say, I know what will cure that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
What? Oat meal?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You've better remove your clothes please, And while you're doing that,
I'll ask you a few questions. Yeah, does anything you
eat make your eyes water?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Raw onions?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Any food calls violent sneezing?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, black pepper?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Does any paper a dish that causes spots to appear
on you?
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yes, yes, I get spots from soft boiled eggs. Come eggs?
Where on my necktie? But really, doctor, I wish you
could see me sneeze. My eyes pop out so far
it looks like I'm going to expel the pupils.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's interesting. I suppose you show me how you do it.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I can't. I haven't sneezed once since I left home.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Most interesting eliminates one type of allergy that's very difficult
to cure.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
The auto infectious variety when a person's allergic to himself.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Oh well, I couldn't have that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I like me.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yes, your trouble seems to be localized somewhere at home.
That makes the problem much simpler.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
All I have to do is move well, goodbye one second. Please,
we'll never find the trouble by moving away from it.
I don't want to find it. I just want to
lose it. Then we must conduct a series of tests,
and I believe the best place to do that is
in your home. Oh, it shouldn't take us long to
locate the trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Not more than a year.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
It's just a year, is if we're lucky. And now
let me listen to.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Your heart quietly.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, okay, you must have a heart of oak.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I'd better listen again.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's most interesting.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Excuse me, doctor, but somebody's at the door. Oh, I see,
what is it to take your pills?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Doctor?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, I won't.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I hate pills.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Go away, by the way, doctor, how much is this
gonna call?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Not much, just fifty dollars bread series of tests?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Why that could run up into if five was Ooh
my goodness, it could couldn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Well that's true.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But if we don't do that, you'll probably sneeze yourself
into an early grade. Oh doctor, how soon are you
coming over? How about Sunday afternoon? I'll be waiting for you. Well,
I better get going oh no, no, spill received.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Don't go out that way? Why not?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's the way I came in. Oh no you didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
When you came in you had your clothes off.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
What oh.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Mommy? Someone nail he holliroy, see we haven't.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Any of the left.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
We run out? Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
We canna pull some more? Right, Uncle Mort's tires.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Hi O, holy roight Hello, Piggy what the doctor? He said?
Five dollars? Please?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You were what's wrong?
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Oak suffers from the allergics? Allergic?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
What's that?
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Well?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Something rubs his nose the wrong way? Say how Google?
We're building?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, I see what's it supposed to be?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
It's a tree house for our club, the young Macathurs.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
You're putting in the wrong place, Leroy. You will never
get a MacArthur out on a limb. Where are you
gonna put it?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Well?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
I soon we get nailed together. It was gonna haul
it up on that oak with a branch of spread,
you know, pre favacations.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
If well, that's an idea, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Did you ever have a treehouse?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Mister guillous?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Sleep well?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I started to one time.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I had a wonderful idea a log house in a tree,
but it didn't work out.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Why not, unk?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, we only had one tree in our backyard, and
at the time I'd saw enough logs for the house,
there wasn't any tree left to put it in.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Did you build a house anyway?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And my father found out what happened, and the logs
and pop and I all wound up in the woods. Shead.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Oh, was that the time you want to run away
and be a sailor? And he knocked the tall out
of you.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
If no, Leroy, that was another whaling expedition.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Mister, will you help us build our clubhouse?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Of course, I'll pitch right in. Hand me the hammer, Leroy,
Thank you. I just love to drive nails. Now watch
me and learn, LeRoi. Excuse me, I understand, Ali, Roy No,
I don't quite. Oh, but it's so simple. What's troubling you?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Well, I'm wondering how you're going to get your neck
tie off now that you've nailed both ends to the plant.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
What do you mean I see.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Or just find up Allroy? I nail down that little bird.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
House word house? Oh you mean our nilbox?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Leroy? Who's going to deliver mail? Up on a tree?
Twenty feet off the ground.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Okay a bird house? Oh me, yes, honey, like you
come down out of that tree time for lunch.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
And that reminds me mister Gilsey just who could just
drop him?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Oh he did?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Did he?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
That old goat always shows up at feeding time. Tell
him to come out here. I want him to see
the house we built, Yes, sir, and don't.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You do it daily?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Roar?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I love brain.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Give him the clubhouse. Well, I've just finished texting my
secret trap door in the.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Room, secret trap door. Well I wish I could see
it must be very cozy inside. Yeah. Now you doing
lunch and scrub your hands before you sit down at
the table.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Okay, but a that Tarzan never have to wash before he?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Of course not. Tarzan's in hot water all the time. Anyhow, Roy,
are you feeling glous?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Leave?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Just needing your brains out? Or if you run out
of brain? If?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
No, hooker, I haven't run out of brains. Would you
like to borrow some?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, wouldn't think of taking your last one? What's the
pick of traction out here?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
The fracture is that tree house the kids built?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Like to go up there?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Hook on it?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No? Thanks, I can see it well enough from here
they have.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
A secret trap door, a lot of other modern improvements.
Come on, come on, let's go now.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Let's quit hitting ourselves. Trock Martin. We're too old to
go tracing up the side of a tree to pick
it up packing box.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Speak for yourself, you old foggy fogy. Okay, then you're
an old fogy. Why well you even get out of
breath playing checkers? Thank goodness, I'm different.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Don't kid me, Trot Martin. If you aren't too old,
you're too fat, and I forget about it. You're dizzy
enough on the ground without climbing trees.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Eh. In that case, I guess I'll have to show you,
Judge Hooker, here, oh my coach grandpa, and watch a
man spread of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Careful, Yody, you will get halfway up and then spread
your stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Don't worry about me, Judge. I come from a long
line of.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Tree climbers and maybe so. But remember you haven't any tale.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
If I stand on this box, I think I can
reach that landit.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, just watch me, Judge, come on down from there, yellish,
leave before you fall on that big fat neck.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
That's a little rusty.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I never knew I winned so much.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You're belding up to a terrible let down.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Hurt you dunted Ooh is by George. I'm gonna make it,
and nobody's more surprised than I am.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, you made it, but you never get down again.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Hey, you ought to be up here, judge. There's a
beautiful view from here. Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
On a clear day, I can see into every second
story window in the block.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Why are you walking around on the roof floor. The
door is not there. I think it is.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Leroy said something about a secret trap door somewhere.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
All us slee What happened?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I found the trap door?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You better stop poling down? Come down?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
That's pretty if you may be right? I better? Oh
what's wrong now?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
But I got in here, I should be able to
get out Enderly.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I can't squeeze out of this door, but you just
cut in.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, but I came in fast and I'm stuck fast too.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
This is gonna be one of my bad days.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
The great yell the slave over with us again and
just them off.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
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(15:38):
let's return to the great Guilder Sleeve, whom we left
stranded than a house in a tree in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
As we find Uncle mort again. He's still there. While
below Judge Hooker tries to comfort.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Him with song rack Up by Gill in time.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I'll kill that hooker.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
When wind blows. Hang on, are you dry?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I'll drop on you in the bow man di Jorie,
we'll break and Kilney will he does like an earthquake.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Poker.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Stop that infernal nursery, Rye.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
You want something more modern? All right, Gildy, I'll give
you the number one song on the hit Bray. Don't
sit up in the apple tree with everyone else but me,
anyone else but me.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
No, no, no, do something. Get me out of here.
This is a terrible predicament. Yes, you just wait, Judge Hooker,
I'm gonna break every phone in your head. I'll get
me out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I'm decided to visit your cree house, right see him?
He became so absorbed and that he can't turn him
somethway yeah, yeah, him texting and.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
There.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I'd like it a lot better up here while we're
down there. You wrong, Oh no, nothing at all, Leroy.
That that I'm wearing. Your secret trap door is a girdle.
I'm stuck up here past you gotta do something.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
He's going up there.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I think he's looking for a bird's nest. He's been acting.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Don't you egg me on, Hooker, Marjorie. I came up
here to inspect LeRoy's a little chanty, But now I'm stuck,
and frankly, I'm beginning to get bored with lodging here.
Excuse me, excuse yeah, I'm right here, Bertie.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Where the horse coming from the tree? It's so big
the tree.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I'm upstairs in the three Bertie, what is it then
to point? Oh, great jumping jeeps, the sneeze doctor. I
forgot all about him. Think there, of course, not Leroy,
and I won't have anyone see me in this ridiculous,
undignified position. Bertie. Tell him to come back later in
(18:09):
the afternoon. Tell him I'm at a board meeting. Oh yes,
it would, my dear. Wherever I turn, I'm meeting aboard
and Bertie, after he leaves, bring me something deep, Slice
up some of that tongue and make three or four sandwiches. Huh.
It's way past my lunch time, and I feel as
hollow as Judge Hooker's head.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
That's right, Go ahead and stuff yourself. Then you will
never be able to get out of that fox.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Oh my goodness, I never thought of that it just
two tongue sandwiches, Bertie.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, ah, wing too much from that.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
You need to get you out, Leroy. I don't need
an allergy specialist. I need a tree surgeon.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, he can put you on an inducing diet sor Leroy,
but that wouldn't work no matter how much you're reduced,
He'd still be living on the Battle of Land. Ok.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Why don't you go home?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
All right? I can take a hint. I just hope
you're stuck up there until your north side is covered
with moss.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
Oh alc mor And I'm sorry this happened.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Nobody's gone.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Don't you feel so empty?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
And so I'll say I do. Where's Bertie with those
tongue sandwiches?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Bertie?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Please?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I have some trouble with the cat and that document
said he'll be back later and he's still charging.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Me to never mind that?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Now, what about my lunch? Didn't you bring me those sandwiches?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
No? I'm awful, sorry about that, but I can't. You can't.
Why not cause the cat got your tongue?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Come on, take it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Pull?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
No, piggy, don't don't pull. You're just taking the back
right out of my shirt. It's no use. Boys. Oh
why did you ever build this thing so solidly?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Jeepers, you're told this to mister Gil.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
You're trapped by my own words. You better climb down now,
boys and try to borrow ladder in an act someplace. Okay, else, Remember,
I don't want any one in the neighborhood to know
about this. I'd be the butt of too many jokes.
Scramble down now. I can see the girl next door
in her room. I don't want to attract any attention.
Ye okay me, Hello dotty? How are you today?
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Bliss? I think of a tennis It's.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Been annoying me every since he I'll say, you followed
me along the way home. Hey, do you ever manage
to get up so high that you cannot just.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Did every tree?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Me? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Nothing, I'm just doing an important air raid defense job today.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
What if you can trust me?
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Because you know I'm not posting everything. I hear them
Breddy when you're out the other that is?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Well, what's there in between to stop it?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Well?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
If you must know, I'm up here spotting airplanes.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Plane happen me?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You help you?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
And you knows not?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
No, I don't suppose you would if, hey, what's that noise.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Somewhere?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Like?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
We must go because I get lock, because I loss.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Doun of a good fire.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Gives me off polk last night, poker, Donald, just my
luck to have a nice, exciting fire somewhere and I
can't go.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Is that you down there?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You Roy?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Where's the fire?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
You call me the bottle, but not to tell me
where I just called the fire.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Fucking we're ain't jumping jeeps? Why did you do that?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I won't have it. Look at all those people. Send
him away and tell him to stop coming.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
He had him up there. Bring your thirty fire boys,
go away.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
And take those fire wagons out of our alley. Keep
that cloud out of our yard.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Oh little polet, huh, I'll take it easy, Tommy. We'll
get you down. I don't want to come down.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I like it up here.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What does this squirrel if?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Keep those hatchetmen away from me. I'm very comfortable up here,
and I won't come down, and I'm getting ready.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Not here's a fruit taste, that's all. Probably thanks, he's
general too little. Why don't you brave fire ladder? Just
go back to your checker game.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'll see hair fat. So we were called to take
you down from there?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Who called you?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Did? I call you?
Speaker 9 (22:22):
No?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
But something.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
You're paid for putting out fires, not for coming around
annoying innocent people who are enjoying an ic to rest
up a tree.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Where are supposed to take? Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Wasting the taxpayers money? Eh, you get out of here
before I pick up my phone and report this is
the mayor.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Come on, boys, put that ladder back in the truck. Quinn,
take the tax back. Let's get out of here before
I turn a hose on that big back fault alarm.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Idea. I guess I told him a thing or two.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Yeah, down a minute. Does you want to come down?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
No, leroy, I couldn't come down that ladder in front
of that crowd because there are a lot of nails
up here, and I've torn a square foot. I'm going
to see them my pants.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Well, maybe if we spread the amount of matthis is
all around and then cuts.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Down the tree, then maybe I cut down the tree
once and it takes days.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Bertie, say, mister Gil, I'll.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Bet you you get through it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You've got a can in grease and gave yourself a
good loop job.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
If thanks for the suggestion, Pickie, But I'll say that
one while everything else fails. I've forgotten all about him. Hey,
I just realized something. I haven't sneezed since I came
up here, Marjorie. He'll probably want me to stay here
the rest of my life? Is mister gilisleep back here? Oh? Yes, yes,
I'm up here. Doctor where?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh there you are?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Wel come down now and get started with those tests.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Come down here. I'm afraid I'll have to stay up
here a while.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Oh now, mister Gilds, you should have more confidence in
your doctor.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You mustn't run away.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You know. I'm not going to run away, But why
don't you run away and come back some other day.
That's a rather peculiar reaction. I'll have to write the
medical journal about this.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Really, doctor, you don't understand, Hey, keep.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Away, cut it out? What killed me? If woodpeckers are
trying to build an this in my hair? Yeah, what's
the matter? Is he allergic to woodpeckers? He's a policeman,
to see you a policeman?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
What does he want?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
There's been a lot of complaints from this neighborhood of
other peeping tom.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Come you now.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
The woodpeckers are guys bothering me.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Get away from me.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Birds, you bother me? How's going on? Sewing?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
It?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Not so good?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
I'm getting too much attention from my little peathered friends.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I a idea, how scar off the all right?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Excuse me, but do you step down to Bill?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I I hope so, Bertie wackles.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I'm your cube up there.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Oh that that'd be simple. I could drink it through
a straw. What yeah, nicey?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Come on?
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Birds?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Oh, Marjorie's cat good, send him right up here, leroy.
I'm afraid some bird's gonna lay an egg on me
any minute.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
If I had I'm telling him, what, kitty, I'm right.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Going, yeah here, kitt Oh, yes, come on, it's stay
right up here near your uncle. Marre'sn't cute, Leroy. That
was certainly a bright eye.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I I.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Shoe.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
You're welcome, Bertie hell shoes. Hey, I didn't sneeze one
since I came up here until that cat.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Cat pick hat, big shoe.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I just found out what I'm hurting tough. Marjorie's that
cat of yours. Oh well, this saves me a lot
of doctor bills in time in trouble. Why I'm so happy? Yes, no, no,
don't call it, Leroy. Looks like I'm gonna sneeze my
way out of here. He com here, I kitty, Oh,
(26:16):
I can't hear you, Leroy. H Where am I?
Speaker 7 (26:45):
You're in the middle of our victory garden, right between
the mashed potatoes and a split peas.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
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Since then, this nation has leaped arms with one idea
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Speaker 3 (27:59):
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Speaker 5 (28:29):
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