The Horny Housewife

The Horny Housewife

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

Episodes

258. Situationships, Road Head, P*rn Use at Work & Love is Blind Couples Recap

October 27, 2025 • 55 mins
In todays intro I am clocking the season 9 Love is Blind final couples. Next, a bag ol listener questions!! A wifes husbands porn use is more than she realized..how should she confront? What is the diffrence between a situationship and a real relationship; and is this listener lacking self respect because of the way he treats her? Another listener wants to know tips for road head..as a beginner! Tune in for these & MORE.... 21:20 ...
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257. Baby Proofing Your Marriage, Attachment Styles & Communication ft. Jordanne Sculler

October 20, 2025 • 82 mins
ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com to learn more about todays guest : https://www.jordannescullerlmhc.com/ VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off + free gift for first time orders at https://www.viiahemp.com Bluechew: Try Bluechew one month FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at https://www.bluechew.com at checkout
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256. Balancing Sexual Desires, Marriage “Needs” & the 411 on Lube

October 13, 2025 • 54 mins
ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Uberlube: Use promo code HOUSEWIFE to receive 10% off your order + FREE SHIPPING at https://www.uberlube.com Brooklyn Bedding: Go to https://www.brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout to get 30% off! sitewide.Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at https://www.bluechew.com
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255. Married to a Manchild & Should Wives Submit to their Husbands

October 6, 2025 • 55 mins
What to do when everything is an ick because the man is essentially a dependent! To my male listeners who want to know how NOT to initiate sex this listeners question is for you! Another listener who happens to be a pastor wants to know THH take on the verse: husbands loves your wife as christ loved the church and wives submit to your husbands....lets talk about it! ASK ANON or join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com ...
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254. Sex Frequency, Swinger Neighbors & Increasing Confidence

September 29, 2025 • 83 mins
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at ⁠fleshlight.com  Ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com Uberlube: visit https://www.uberlube.com and use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% offPopstar: visit https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get 20% off your purchase follow me on IG @thhpod
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253. Bratty Subs, The Hot Co-Worker & Lots of Boring S*x

September 22, 2025 • 68 mins
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: 10HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com ASK ANON & join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at https://www.bluechew.com Popstar: Visit https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to receive 20% off your purchase using code hornyho...
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252. How To: Better in Bed TODAY!

September 15, 2025 • 76 mins
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at ⁠fleshlight.com  A couple that started experimenting outside of the relationship has ran into some hiccups. Another man admits to falling victim to the "thirst traps" and wifey isnt happy about it. Todays topic we dive into tips you can use NOW to be hotter/better in bed. ASK AN...
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251. Underwhelming Orgasms, Sh*tty Marriages & the 411 on Birth Control

September 8, 2025 • 71 mins
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at ⁠fleshlight.com  Lets talk why women's O's are becoming more lalalammmme the older we get! Why shitty marriages get shitty and when to call it quits, and which BC is right for you plus way more with a bag ol listener questions! ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Pop...
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250. How to Not Get Divorced ft. Sarah Intelligator

September 1, 2025 • 95 mins
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  "Gulf Coast Stapletons,"prostate play, & are musicians an automatic hott/dtf is todays intro/listener question segment vibe & I also interviewed Sarah Intelligaor - a divorce attorney and author who happened to write a book to help you NOT get divorced. Sarah spil...
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249. Text Tease & Do Good Men Exist....

August 25, 2025 • 51 mins
Discussing your fav THH topics- some include; does your wife talk a big game via text only to never deliver? Are all men cheaters at the end of the day? What relationship advice on social media actually just sucks... ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/pd2538-jordyn to get 60% off the yearly pass. Bluechew: Use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com to try one month free Life...
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248. Embodying Erotic Energy ft. Allana Pratt

August 18, 2025 • 94 mins
Mommy IUD is out of hormones, a listeners boyfriends has his ex;s nudes on my phone and Allana Pratt (intimacy expert) is here to tell us some of her story and journey in discovering/prioritizing her pleasure. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com To learn more about todays guest visit http://www.allanapratt.com/ https://allanapratt.com/intimacy-breakthrough/ Code: READYNOW for a $400 savings! Bluechew: Try one month ...
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247: Myths & How-To’s: Rough Sex

August 11, 2025 • 53 mins
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: 10HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Today listener questions duh + diving deeper on rough sex; busting myths and techniques to take it beyond the aesethetic. Bluechew: Try ...
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246. Bored in the Bedroom, On Top Stamina & Obsessive Jealousy

August 4, 2025 • 54 mins
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA Hemp: get 15% off with code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Popstar: Get 20% off using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at www.popstarl...
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245. Affair Proofing, Quiet Bedroom Toys & Kegels for MEN?!

July 28, 2025 • 63 mins
Tune in for Coldplay couple recap aka affair proofing your marriage. I’m buzzing about Ari Kytsya being the face of urban decay and its impact on advertising (and this podcast even!) Get the scoop on the quietest sex toys on the market…while I also convincing you not to care! One listener is bummed out because his wife will not BJ him to completion because c*m makes her want to throw up…how can we make this a win win for both parti...
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244. Lube vs Spit & Why Good People Cheat

July 21, 2025 • 50 mins
Today the reasoning behind why us women really appreciate the lube...and its not just why you think & why do the good ones still stray....tune in for a bag ol' listner questions. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com listener questions start at 14:15 LifeRx: Visit liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to get $50 off your first month. Popstar: Recieve 20% off your purchase when you use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at www.popstarlabs....
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243. Is P*rn the Mistress, Luteal Phase Woes & Delaying Climax

July 14, 2025 • 62 mins
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure.  Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  **intro ends at 14:38 ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com LifeRx: Visit https://www.ldfbem4trk.com/HOUSEWIFE/ and use code HOUSEWIFE to get $50 off your first month. Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2530-jordyn and use cod...
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242. Men Want BJ's

July 7, 2025 • 65 mins
The double standard on women who dont give oral and men who dont give oral..let's discuss. What disney adults and rubber duck car people have in common; & why your 38 year old wife might not be in the mood. ASK ANON & join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try one month free at www.bluechew.com using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Splash Blanket: Get 15% off an amazing SPLASH BLANKETS at https://splashblanke...
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241. Short Kings Rule & Lasting Longer in Bed

June 30, 2025 • 61 mins
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure.  Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at ⁠fleshlight.com Q. Pushing your wifes head down during a BJ; rude AF or passionate….(both?!) Today I am convincing you why short kings are the bestest and getting solution oriented when it comes to men last longer in bed. Tune in for a bag ol’ listener qu...
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240. Gamer Husbands, Numb Nips & Sensation Play 411

June 23, 2025 • 65 mins
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure.  Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today we chat why do some husbands love video games? What can we dd about a lack of sensitivity in our nipples (this listener says hers stems from being previously pierced) and what would I do if i had a belly that hangs like an apron and w...
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239. “Thinking About Them Cheating Turns Me On-WHY??”

June 16, 2025 • 83 mins
Overcoming porn addiction, navigating moderate porn use, finding a third and being turned on by cheating (even though IRL it’s a hell no) and SO much more in todays EP. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me @thhpod Bluechew: Try Bluechew free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.co LifeRx: Visit liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to receive $50 off your first month. VIIA Hemp: (21+) get 15 % off yo...
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