August 9, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Six fable an American.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
The Jack Benny Program presented by Lucky Strike.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Ceiling low, ceiling tent, take common sense, small, lucky level,
small Lucky.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes to feel your level best. Smoke a Lucky because
Lucky is fine. Tobacco picks you up when you're low,
calms you down when you're tents, put you on the
right level to feel and do your level best. That's
what fine tobacco can do for you. And remember l
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Strike means fine tobacco. So the next time you buy cigarettes,
(00:45):
be sure to ask for the cigarette of fine tobacco
Lucky Strike, or remember Lucky is fine. Tobacco picks you
up when you're low, calms you down when you're tents,
put you on the right level to feel and do
your level best. Yes, smoke a Lucky to feel your level.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
The Lucky Strike Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Levingston,
Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, the spot for Quart.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Cap and yours Probably done.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's Easter Sunday, and in cities all over the country,
people are easter.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Parading right now.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
In Beverly, Hills.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Jack is getting ready for Histor all down Wilshire Boulevard.
At the moment, he's taking a shower and Rochester is
laying out his clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Mister Benny's been that shower for a long time.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
It's funny the way the boss always puts on a
bathing cap to.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Keep his head right.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Once it didn't work, he put on the bathing cap
and then put his hair on top of it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He looked like a cattalog with sideburns. Well, I better
get his clothes out. Say, here's a SUITI war home
from New York and I haven't sent to the planers yet.
I'll take it.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
And oh, oh, what's this book to fill out his pocket?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, it's mister Benny's diary. So I wonder if I
should read it. No, I better not.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
He sull got mad the last time I read it. Anyway,
if mister Benny wanted me to know what he did
in New York, he'd tell me. But he's been home
over a week and he ain't told me.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So here go.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Ah, here's the first.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Entry, April fourth, Dear Diary. The flight to New York
was exciting. Happening by airplane is very pleasant, except they
give the passengers free food, magazines, and chewing gum. I
couldn't sell a darn thing.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I wonder what he did with that down the coffee
and for a dozen sandwiches he took with him.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I arrived in New York this morning cheerful, but blowed it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I guess he didn't need all the sandwiches. The next
entry is written peanut Butter.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
April finth, Dear Diary. This morning I was walking down
Broadway and ran into Fred Allen. And I must say
that Fred looks wonderful. He had all the wrinkles taken
out of his face, and luckily they didn't have to
use surgery. Fred's face has so so much loose skin.
They just pulled his ears back and tied them in
a bowl.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
With his hat off.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
He looked like an Easter bunny.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Mister Benny's Diary. Sure as though two days in New
York and he ain't been to Harlem yet.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
April sixth, Dear Diary. Last night I attended a dinner
party at the home of mister William Paley. He's the
head of CBS. I sat on the right of his
lovely wife, Barbara, missus Paley has certainly a charming woman.
I wonder what network he got her from. April seventh.
(04:25):
Talk to my sponsor today.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, now it's getting ter day, April eighth.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Talk to my sponsor today, April ninth. Talk to my
sponsor today, April tenth. Talk to my sponsor today, April eleventh.
Talk to my lawyer today, April twelfth. My lawyer talked
to my sponsor today, April thirteenth. My lawyer will be
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my summer replacement. April fourteenth, started for home on the
Santa Fe super Chief. The super Chief is a wonderful train,
but I think I enjoyed the plane trip more. The
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hostess had prettier legs in the conductor.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, I'll be gone. No mention of Harlem at all?
If he didn't go to Harlem.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Why did the bottle of Rochester Rochester?
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Here it comes up at the hide the dollars Rochester?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I was looking through this suit to see if it
needs to be said to the cleanings.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Oh well, while I finished dressing, he looks through the
closet and see if there's anything else that needs cleaning.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yes, sir, what about this gray suit? Boss?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I don't know. How does it look to you?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Well, it's got a gravy stain on the sleeve, salad.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Dressing on the pants, butter on the cup, caught me
on the peil, and meat sauce all over the vest
it has Yeah, shall I say to the cleaner or
put it in the refrigerator.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
The center of the cleaner. But first, Rochester, go through
the pockets and make sure I didn't leave any money
in it. Oh, never mind, just do it. Well, I'm
all rest, Rochester.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
How do I look fine? But you better put your
glasses on.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh I'm not gonna wear my glasses. They make me
look old, but you don't see it too well without them, Rochester,
I only need my glasses for reading. Let's see. I
think i'll take a top coat with me in case
I i'll get it.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Oh, hello, Phil, I'm marry.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Oh happy Easter. Mary. Well, I'm ready to go walking
if you.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Are, I'm ready, Jack. But aren't you going to say
anything about my new dress?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Let's see. Say it's very pretty, but Mary, isn't it
kind of daring?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Oh no, this is the latest style. It's called the
plunging necklines.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well you better grab it. Fastester, it's getting away from you, Oh.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Jose silly Jack. Plunging necklines is the latest style. All
the girls will be wearing them today they will.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yes, Oh, Rochester, bring me my glasses. Thanks. Come on, Mary,
Let's go to the boulevard and stroll in the Easter parade.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Cheeter.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
A lot of people on Wiltshire Boulevard, aren't the Mary.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Yeah, and everybody's dressed so nice.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Well, so are you see? That new hat you're wearing
is really cute.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
Where'd you get it?
Speaker 9 (07:43):
The May Company? They give me all my clothes.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
The May Company gives you all your clothes. See that's funny.
You've been working for me for the past fifteen years.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
I know they send me food too.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Oh well, that's nice of me.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Jack.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
You think we out of loss?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Oh I don't know. Probably as fire as Lebrea and
then we'll Jack.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
Lookho's coming this way? Isn't that one of the boys
in your Beaver's Club?
Speaker 12 (08:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yes, hello Joey.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Well, mister Benny Lomas living since Hello Joey. So that's
a mighty cute rabbit you have this? Yeah, it's my
Easter Bunny. I'm taking him over into mister Benny's house.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
To feed him to my house to feed him.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Why my father says, you got more letters than anyone
in Beverly Hill. Did you just get this rabbit?
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Joey?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Who knows?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
I got him last Easter?
Speaker 13 (08:39):
In fact, I have two of them.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Come on, Mary, let's go.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
In a minute.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Jack.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
What happened to your other rabbit, Joey?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
He just disappeared around Christmas time.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Mary, let's go.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Joey. Exactly when did your other rabbit disappeared? It was
December twenty third. Well, thanks for telling me. Goodbye, Joy
go bers moving good barnish.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Your Benny, goodbye, goodbye? You know Mary?
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Oh quiet, you and your mink Christmas present?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
That was just a coincidence. I happened to get a
mink with pink eyes.
Speaker 13 (09:30):
You're arry.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
But strolling along the boulevard today reminds me of that
picture we saw with Fredastaire and Judy Garland.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
You mean Easter Parade.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah, that's the one. Remember at the start of the
picture when Fredastair was walking along Fifth Avenue was singing
that song and the people all answered him, how'd that
song go again?
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, I remember it now. Never saw such a lovely day,
Happy Easter, Happy Easter. It's such fun jest to nod
and say happy happy Easter.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
My on me.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
There's so much to see as you strolly Avenue and
you read all the friends you meet, happy to you.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Isn't that nice? Mary? They all answer us just like
in the picture. See I'll never forget how Hey Mary?
Hey Mary? Look? Look huh, I'm stepping up on the curve.
Get a load of those legs. Who is it the
conductor on the super cheese? Come on, Mary, We got
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to keep up with the crowd. You know. I want
to walk all the way down to Librea, say Jack.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Look said Phil Harry, standing on the corner.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Oh yes, Phil, I a levy, you little easter bunny.
Who's that egg you got with you? I forgot to
take off my bathing cat.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Say Phil.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Mary and I are strolling down wheelchair. I want to
join us, No, Jack, and the Chamber of Commerce wants
me to stand here till another bus comes by. Another bus. Yeah,
I'm the grand finale of the ninety five cent tour.
Wat them out of Tanner's going No?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh, run.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Phil, Phil, aren't you a little conceited?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Conceit is. When you think you got it, you ain't.
And uh and of course Phil, you've got it. Sixteen
solver dollars a buck of snickers to that gray haired gentleman.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
With a button shoe.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Mary, Mary, you talk to him. I can't.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Look Phil, Jack and I are going for a walk.
You want to join us?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
And not? I'd love to live, But when I finish here,
I got to go home and take my uncle to
the train.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
I didn't know you had an uncle here?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, right too's they own business? Came out here for
the eclipse? Oh is he?
Speaker 11 (11:58):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Is he an astronomer? A pickpocket?
Speaker 13 (12:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Jackson?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
When will you learn to still those quivering lifts?
Speaker 9 (12:09):
Come on, Mary, let's go all right, slonel ang.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Leve me you see you later.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Come on, Mary, Hey, uh, Jackson, what don't feel bad?
You've got the bluest eyes on Wilship Boulevard.
Speaker 11 (12:30):
I know.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Solon fel Come on, Mary, you don't marry failed kids
a lot, But underneath it all, he's really a nice guy.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Oh, stop fluttering your eyelashes jealous.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Now come on, doll face, we got a long way
to walk yet, walking with you side beside happy Eastern
happy Easter filled my chest with so much pride.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Happy Easter, Happy Easter.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
My own me.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
There's so much to see.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I just probably have, and you read all of friends
of me.
Speaker 13 (13:05):
Happy ster to you.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Madam bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Jack.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Get up. You're not as young as Fred Astaire.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
I know he's thirty eight. Comm Mary, Gosh, what perfect
weather spring. The skies are clear, the flowers are bloomy,
the sunday shining.
Speaker 14 (13:34):
Well, look who's here, Bon Michel Dennis, Well, Professor LeBlanc,
what a surprise running into you, Hello, Professor, mademoiselle.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
Professor, you certainly look nice today. Is that a new
easter suit you're wearing.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Mademoiselle, I am a poor violin teacher. I cannot afford
up to buy new suits. Well, what you do with
the money I pay you for my violin lessons? I
buy sleeping pigs. Oh are they? Are they any?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Good?
Speaker 11 (14:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
After a few days I wake up. Well, it was
nice seeing professor, And don't forget you're giving me a
violin lesson next week.
Speaker 11 (14:22):
I will not forget.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I will tie a string around my finger. Good, good, Better,
I should tie a hope around my neck. Goodbye, Michelle
Biniez say, Mary, I can't understand why he hates to
give me violin lessons.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
I can't understand it either. You played beautifully well, I.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Mary, that was sweet. What made you say that? Oh?
Speaker 9 (14:53):
I don't know, just an impulse yesterday I could to
pomp in the pants.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Well, sometimes you have to let yourself go way, Mary,
we're certainly running into a lot of people we know,
aren't we. Yeah, I'm that I'm bomb ba bomb ba
bomb Happy Easter, Happy Easter. Yeah, ba bomb bomb you Dolphace,
Happy Easter, Happy Easter, my own me.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
There's so much to see as it's going.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah, and all the friends you meet, Happy Easter? Do
you say?
Speaker 9 (15:29):
Gutches?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Mabel?
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Get I feel so elegant walking in the east to parade?
How do you see you? My feet?
Speaker 11 (15:44):
You're killing me?
Speaker 9 (15:45):
But it's my own foots. For buying small shoes, what
size did you get? Nine? For heaven's sake, what's the
matter getting you a Footing to a size nine shoe
was like backing the Queen Mary in a Dixie cut. Well,
look who's talking. Get a load of your shoes. They're
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not so big, they're not last year when we went
on our vacation, every hotel we stopped at pasted labels
on them. Well, it's a natural mistake, because my shoes
a genuine cow hide cow hid.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
From the way your toaster got it looks like milk
and thyme go to the next time you talk to
me like that, Mabel. Luck, Look here comes Jack Binny.
Oh yeah, and look who's were the Mary Livingston? She
didn't have to put on airs with me. I remember
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when she and I worked at the maid Company. How
did you used to run into her? Very seldom? I
was a night watchman. Luck, Mabel, they're coming toward us.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I'm lea bom bomb ba bomb ba bomb, Happy ster,
Happy Easter. Yeah, my bom bomb a bum a bum
Happy Easter, Happy.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
Easter, My old me.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
There's so much to see.
Speaker 15 (17:05):
I just told me you haven't.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
All the friends of me.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Happy Easter to you, Well, Don, Don Wilson, Don, Well, hello, Barrett,
Well hello Jack.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I haven't seen you since you got back from me.
Wonderful Don, and you'll be happy. You know how popular
you are. Everybody I ran into was asking about you
or really Jack or what they want to know? Well,
you want to know different things, like what you eat
for breakfast, what you eat for lunch, what you eat
for dinner, what you have for dessert, what you have
after dessert, what you eat between meals, what heat before
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going to bed at night, all those different things.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Well, last, nice, Jack, But didn't they want to know
anything about me on your program?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Let's see, Yes, yes they did, Don. They thought that
my last couple of programs weren't quite as funny as usual.
They want to know if you ate one of my writers. Oh, Jack,
I know you're kidding, but I should stop with that talking.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It gives everybody the price that I've fast.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
All right, Don, I'll stop joking about your size.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Say Don, would you like to walk down Wilshire Boulevard
with us?
Speaker 12 (18:20):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I'd love to, murray, but I'm on the other side
of the street. Oh yes, yeah, lift your stomach down.
Here comes a bus by the way.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'll see you later.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Come on, Mary, now that I'm bum bum boom ba
boom ba boom boom ba boom boom. Say Mary, have
you got a cigarette? Oh?
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Sure, Jack, I have some right here in my Oh gee,
I forgot to put him in this purse.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Well, there's a drugstore right here on the corner. I'll
step in and get something feeling feeling King said He's
eight word to make a coming seems less milk girl,
Lucky smo Oh mister, mister sir, I'd like to buy
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some magazines. No, the sunglasses, No, no, I'd like to buy.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
No, But as long as you're guessing I want to
play games. I'll give you a hint. Now, what do
you do to feel your level best?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I loosen my girdle. What do you do? If you
must know?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
I smoke a Lucky Well, why didn't you say so?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You want a package of Lucky's Dry.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
That's exactly what I want? Here you are, Thank you,
here's your money.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Goodbye, Happy Easter, Happy Easter.
Speaker 13 (19:56):
Jack to get your cigarette?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yes, yes, come on Mary, let's keep on walk.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Never saw such a lovely day.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Happy Easter, Happy Easter.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's such fun.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Just a nod and say happy Easter, Happy Easter.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
My only there's so much to see.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
Are you all the avenue and.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
You greet all the friends you meet?
Speaker 13 (20:18):
Happy Easter to you.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Wow, mister, it's it's nice running into you today.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
I think you're mister and how are you miss Livingstone.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
Oh, I'm fine, Thank you, the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
You certainly look nice, little striped pants, cut away coat
and top hats. Yes, sir, it's just right for Easter.
Speaker 13 (20:54):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 8 (20:55):
What's i'motion wearing it for sentimental reasons? This is the
shoots and what I I got married? Really yeah, I'll
never forget this ceremony. It was beautiful.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
When the preacher asked.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
For the ring, my wife handed it to him.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
And then wait a minute, how come your wife had
a ring?
Speaker 9 (21:12):
We weren't even married and she went through my pockets over.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Oh I see, Well, mister Kitchen, it was a pleasure
running into you on Easter, but we gotta be moving along.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Well.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I got to run along too this afternoon.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
I'm having an egg roll, an egg roll on your
front lawn. No, we're not Chinese restaurant, you know, Mary.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
It's always nice running into mister Kitshol. I don't know.
He always seem so cheerful you.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Hey, Bud, But.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Huhmira a minute.
Speaker 11 (21:58):
Me?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, excuse me, Mary?
Speaker 11 (22:02):
Yes, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Well, we're just strolling along in the Easter parade.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
How far are you going?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Uh? To Librea?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's fine? What you said you were going to Librea,
and I said that's fine.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Well wait a minute, aren't you going to try to
talk me out of her?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Not me? This is my day off.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Awful? Oh well, happy Eastern same to you. Come on, Mary,
what happened? Nothing, it's all right, we can go to Librea.
Come on.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
Yeah, that's a lovely day. Happy Easter. If that's fine, Just.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
NodD say happy Easter, and you greet all the friends
you meet.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Happy Easter to you, Oh Dennis, Oh Mary.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Well, Dennis, it's good to see if you have an
ice easter.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
Oh sure. I colored Easter eggs all morning and then
I hid them. Ah, and then I told my mother
to go look for them.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
That must have been fun.
Speaker 11 (23:32):
You, No, it was a mess. The eggs splattered all
over the walls, the ceiling, in my mother's new dress.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
But Dennis, where'd you hide the egg and the mixed
master and the mixed master? Yeah it was awful, But
denni's colored eggs shouldn't splatter. How long did you boil them?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (23:50):
Boil them?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Mary?
Speaker 9 (23:55):
You take them with you, Dennis, Jack and I are
walking down as far as Lebrea.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Would you like it?
Speaker 9 (24:01):
Joinna?
Speaker 11 (24:02):
For sure? I'm not stuck up.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
That's nice of you, that's sweet of you. Come on, kid,
could you.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
Walk a little faster, mister Benny, I got to get
home and take my uncle to the train.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Sure we can. Your uncle, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
Here on business. He came tuesday for the eclipse.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Well, Dennis, is he Mary?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Mary? Let me take this one. What did you say
your uncle came here for?
Speaker 11 (24:27):
Then he came here for the eclipse?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yeah, bum, he came for the eclipse. Say I know, Dennis,
he's a pickpocket.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
No, he's a photographer and he hasn't got a dark room.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Jack?
Speaker 9 (24:48):
What happy?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
All right? All let's walk on.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
Hey Dennis, while we're walking along, why did you say something?
Speaker 11 (24:57):
What?
Speaker 15 (24:57):
G do you think it'd be?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
All right?
Speaker 11 (24:58):
It's right here on the street.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Oh, everybody feels good today.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
They're all saying, I'll watch it, okay in your easter bonney,
with all the prius upon it. You'll be the grandest
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ladies in the.
Speaker 13 (25:27):
Fray. All all it's over, And when they'll look you over.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
I'll be the proudest fellow in the easter pray.
Speaker 15 (25:46):
On the avenue.
Speaker 13 (25:50):
If avenue.
Speaker 12 (25:54):
The photographer will snap off, and you're that you're in Aurora.
Bu r could ride as honest about your easter monist and.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
All the girl I'm taking to the easter for a
on the avenue.
Speaker 13 (26:24):
Avenue the photographer snaple and you are fine and you
are in Therona, reveu Oh could ride as monim hob
all your your money and all the girl I'm taking
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to the.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
Ceiling low cling ten.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Mo.
Speaker 15 (27:12):
Lucky to see your level, Lucky.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
To see.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You see Lucky's fine tobacco picks you up when you're low,
calms you down when you're tent, put you on the
right level to feel and do.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Your level best.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That's why it's so important for you to select and
smoke a cigarette of fine tobacco Lucky Strike, or as
every smoker.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
No ls mft ls mft, Lucky.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Strike means fine tobacco. It's not surprising that Luckies are
the overwhelming choice of the tobacco experts. Men who can
see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy
that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. Yes, Lucky
Strike means fine tobacco. And this fine Lucky Strike tobacco
picks you up when you're low, calms you down, when
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you're tent. Put you on the right level, the lucky
level where you feel your best and do your best.
So the next time you buy a cigarette, ask for
a carton of Lucky Strike.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
My lucky to be your level, my lucky.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
To be.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Happy Easter, everybody, don't forget.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
To hear dennisse in the Day in the Life of Dennis.
Thanks tuned for the Annastanity Show with follows.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Immediately. There's the CBS for Columbia Broadcasting System
Six fable an American.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
The Jack Benny Program presented by Lucky Strike.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Ceiling low, ceiling tent, take common sense, small, lucky level,
small Lucky.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes to feel your level best. Smoke a Lucky because
Lucky is fine. Tobacco picks you up when you're low,
calms you down when you're tents, put you on the
right level to feel and do your level best. That's
what fine tobacco can do for you. And remember l
S m f T L S m f T Lucky
Strike means fine tobacco. So the next time you buy cigarettes,
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be sure to ask for the cigarette of fine tobacco
Lucky Strike, or remember Lucky is fine. Tobacco picks you
up when you're low, calms you down when you're tents,
put you on the right level to feel and do
your level best. Yes, smoke a Lucky to feel your level.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
The Lucky Strike Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Levingston,
Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, the spot for Quart.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Cap and yours Probably done.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's Easter Sunday, and in cities all over the country,
people are easter.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Parading right now.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
In Beverly, Hills.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Jack is getting ready for Histor all down Wilshire Boulevard.
At the moment, he's taking a shower and Rochester is
laying out his clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Mister Benny's been that shower for a long time.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
It's funny the way the boss always puts on a
bathing cap to.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Keep his head right.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Once it didn't work, he put on the bathing cap
and then put his hair on top of it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He looked like a cattalog with sideburns. Well, I better
get his clothes out. Say, here's a SUITI war home
from New York and I haven't sent to the planers yet.
I'll take it.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
And oh, oh, what's this book to fill out his pocket?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, it's mister Benny's diary. So I wonder if I
should read it. No, I better not.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
He sull got mad the last time I read it. Anyway,
if mister Benny wanted me to know what he did
in New York, he'd tell me. But he's been home
over a week and he ain't told me.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So here go.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Ah, here's the first.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Entry, April fourth, Dear Diary. The flight to New York
was exciting. Happening by airplane is very pleasant, except they
give the passengers free food, magazines, and chewing gum. I
couldn't sell a darn thing.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I wonder what he did with that down the coffee
and for a dozen sandwiches he took with him.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I arrived in New York this morning cheerful, but blowed it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I guess he didn't need all the sandwiches. The next
entry is written peanut Butter.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
April finth, Dear Diary. This morning I was walking down
Broadway and ran into Fred Allen. And I must say
that Fred looks wonderful. He had all the wrinkles taken
out of his face, and luckily they didn't have to
use surgery. Fred's face has so so much loose skin.
They just pulled his ears back and tied them in
a bowl.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
With his hat off.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
He looked like an Easter bunny.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Mister Benny's Diary. Sure as though two days in New
York and he ain't been to Harlem yet.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
April sixth, Dear Diary. Last night I attended a dinner
party at the home of mister William Paley. He's the
head of CBS. I sat on the right of his
lovely wife, Barbara, missus Paley has certainly a charming woman.
I wonder what network he got her from. April seventh.
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Talk to my sponsor today.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, now it's getting ter day, April eighth.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Talk to my sponsor today, April ninth. Talk to my
sponsor today, April tenth. Talk to my sponsor today, April eleventh.
Talk to my lawyer today, April twelfth. My lawyer talked
to my sponsor today, April thirteenth. My lawyer will be
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my summer replacement. April fourteenth, started for home on the
Santa Fe super Chief. The super Chief is a wonderful train,
but I think I enjoyed the plane trip more. The
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hostess had prettier legs in the conductor.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, I'll be gone. No mention of Harlem at all?
If he didn't go to Harlem.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Why did the bottle of Rochester Rochester?
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Here it comes up at the hide the dollars Rochester?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I was looking through this suit to see if it
needs to be said to the cleanings.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Oh well, while I finished dressing, he looks through the
closet and see if there's anything else that needs cleaning.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yes, sir, what about this gray suit? Boss?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I don't know. How does it look to you?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Well, it's got a gravy stain on the sleeve, salad.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Dressing on the pants, butter on the cup, caught me
on the peil, and meat sauce all over the vest
it has Yeah, shall I say to the cleaner or
put it in the refrigerator.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
The center of the cleaner. But first, Rochester, go through
the pockets and make sure I didn't leave any money
in it. Oh, never mind, just do it. Well, I'm
all rest, Rochester.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
How do I look fine? But you better put your
glasses on.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh I'm not gonna wear my glasses. They make me
look old, but you don't see it too well without them, Rochester,
I only need my glasses for reading. Let's see. I
think i'll take a top coat with me in case
I i'll get it.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Oh, hello, Phil, I'm marry.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Oh happy Easter. Mary. Well, I'm ready to go walking
if you.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Are, I'm ready, Jack. But aren't you going to say
anything about my new dress?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Let's see. Say it's very pretty, but Mary, isn't it
kind of daring?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Oh no, this is the latest style. It's called the
plunging necklines.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well you better grab it. Fastester, it's getting away from you, Oh.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Jose silly Jack. Plunging necklines is the latest style. All
the girls will be wearing them today they will.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yes, Oh, Rochester, bring me my glasses. Thanks. Come on, Mary,
Let's go to the boulevard and stroll in the Easter parade.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Cheeter.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
A lot of people on Wiltshire Boulevard, aren't the Mary.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Yeah, and everybody's dressed so nice.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Well, so are you see? That new hat you're wearing
is really cute.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
Where'd you get it?
Speaker 9 (07:43):
The May Company? They give me all my clothes.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
The May Company gives you all your clothes. See that's funny.
You've been working for me for the past fifteen years.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
I know they send me food too.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Oh well, that's nice of me.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Jack.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
You think we out of loss?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Oh I don't know. Probably as fire as Lebrea and
then we'll Jack.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
Lookho's coming this way? Isn't that one of the boys
in your Beaver's Club?
Speaker 12 (08:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yes, hello Joey.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Well, mister Benny Lomas living since Hello Joey. So that's
a mighty cute rabbit you have this? Yeah, it's my
Easter Bunny. I'm taking him over into mister Benny's house.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
To feed him to my house to feed him.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Why my father says, you got more letters than anyone
in Beverly Hill. Did you just get this rabbit?
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Joey?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Who knows?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
I got him last Easter?
Speaker 13 (08:39):
In fact, I have two of them.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Come on, Mary, let's go.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
In a minute.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Jack.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
What happened to your other rabbit, Joey?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
He just disappeared around Christmas time.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Mary, let's go.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Joey. Exactly when did your other rabbit disappeared? It was
December twenty third. Well, thanks for telling me. Goodbye, Joy
go bers moving good barnish.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Your Benny, goodbye, goodbye? You know Mary?
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Oh quiet, you and your mink Christmas present?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
That was just a coincidence. I happened to get a
mink with pink eyes.
Speaker 13 (09:30):
You're arry.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
But strolling along the boulevard today reminds me of that
picture we saw with Fredastaire and Judy Garland.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
You mean Easter Parade.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah, that's the one. Remember at the start of the
picture when Fredastair was walking along Fifth Avenue was singing
that song and the people all answered him, how'd that
song go again?
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, I remember it now. Never saw such a lovely day,
Happy Easter, Happy Easter. It's such fun jest to nod
and say happy happy Easter.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
My on me.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
There's so much to see as you strolly Avenue and
you read all the friends you meet, happy to you.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Isn't that nice? Mary? They all answer us just like
in the picture. See I'll never forget how Hey Mary?
Hey Mary? Look? Look huh, I'm stepping up on the curve.
Get a load of those legs. Who is it the
conductor on the super cheese? Come on, Mary, We got
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to keep up with the crowd. You know. I want
to walk all the way down to Librea, say Jack.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Look said Phil Harry, standing on the corner.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Oh yes, Phil, I a levy, you little easter bunny.
Who's that egg you got with you? I forgot to
take off my bathing cat.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Say Phil.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Mary and I are strolling down wheelchair. I want to
join us, No, Jack, and the Chamber of Commerce wants
me to stand here till another bus comes by. Another bus. Yeah,
I'm the grand finale of the ninety five cent tour.
Wat them out of Tanner's going No?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh, run.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Phil, Phil, aren't you a little conceited?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Conceit is. When you think you got it, you ain't.
And uh and of course Phil, you've got it. Sixteen
solver dollars a buck of snickers to that gray haired gentleman.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
With a button shoe.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Mary, Mary, you talk to him. I can't.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Look Phil, Jack and I are going for a walk.
You want to join us?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
And not? I'd love to live, But when I finish here,
I got to go home and take my uncle to
the train.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
I didn't know you had an uncle here?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, right too's they own business? Came out here for
the eclipse? Oh is he?
Speaker 11 (11:58):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Is he an astronomer? A pickpocket?
Speaker 13 (12:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Jackson?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
When will you learn to still those quivering lifts?
Speaker 9 (12:09):
Come on, Mary, let's go all right, slonel ang.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Leve me you see you later.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Come on, Mary, Hey, uh, Jackson, what don't feel bad?
You've got the bluest eyes on Wilship Boulevard.
Speaker 11 (12:30):
I know.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Solon fel Come on, Mary, you don't marry failed kids
a lot, But underneath it all, he's really a nice guy.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Oh, stop fluttering your eyelashes jealous.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Now come on, doll face, we got a long way
to walk yet, walking with you side beside happy Eastern
happy Easter filled my chest with so much pride.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Happy Easter, Happy Easter.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
My own me.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
There's so much to see.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I just probably have, and you read all of friends
of me.
Speaker 13 (13:05):
Happy ster to you.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Madam bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Jack.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Get up. You're not as young as Fred Astaire.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
I know he's thirty eight. Comm Mary, Gosh, what perfect
weather spring. The skies are clear, the flowers are bloomy,
the sunday shining.
Speaker 14 (13:34):
Well, look who's here, Bon Michel Dennis, Well, Professor LeBlanc,
what a surprise running into you, Hello, Professor, mademoiselle.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
Professor, you certainly look nice today. Is that a new
easter suit you're wearing.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Mademoiselle, I am a poor violin teacher. I cannot afford
up to buy new suits. Well, what you do with
the money I pay you for my violin lessons? I
buy sleeping pigs. Oh are they? Are they any?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Good?
Speaker 11 (14:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
After a few days I wake up. Well, it was
nice seeing professor, And don't forget you're giving me a
violin lesson next week.
Speaker 11 (14:22):
I will not forget.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I will tie a string around my finger. Good, good, Better,
I should tie a hope around my neck. Goodbye, Michelle
Biniez say, Mary, I can't understand why he hates to
give me violin lessons.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
I can't understand it either. You played beautifully well, I.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Mary, that was sweet. What made you say that? Oh?
Speaker 9 (14:53):
I don't know, just an impulse yesterday I could to
pomp in the pants.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Well, sometimes you have to let yourself go way, Mary,
we're certainly running into a lot of people we know,
aren't we. Yeah, I'm that I'm bomb ba bomb ba
bomb Happy Easter, Happy Easter. Yeah, ba bomb bomb you Dolphace,
Happy Easter, Happy Easter, my own me.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
There's so much to see as it's going.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah, and all the friends you meet, Happy Easter? Do
you say?
Speaker 9 (15:29):
Gutches?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Mabel?
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Get I feel so elegant walking in the east to parade?
How do you see you? My feet?
Speaker 11 (15:44):
You're killing me?
Speaker 9 (15:45):
But it's my own foots. For buying small shoes, what
size did you get? Nine? For heaven's sake, what's the
matter getting you a Footing to a size nine shoe
was like backing the Queen Mary in a Dixie cut. Well,
look who's talking. Get a load of your shoes. They're
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not so big, they're not last year when we went
on our vacation, every hotel we stopped at pasted labels
on them. Well, it's a natural mistake, because my shoes
a genuine cow hide cow hid.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
From the way your toaster got it looks like milk
and thyme go to the next time you talk to
me like that, Mabel. Luck, Look here comes Jack Binny.
Oh yeah, and look who's were the Mary Livingston? She
didn't have to put on airs with me. I remember
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when she and I worked at the maid Company. How
did you used to run into her? Very seldom? I
was a night watchman. Luck, Mabel, they're coming toward us.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I'm lea bom bomb ba bomb ba bomb, Happy ster,
Happy Easter. Yeah, my bom bomb a bum a bum
Happy Easter, Happy.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
Easter, My old me.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
There's so much to see.
Speaker 15 (17:05):
I just told me you haven't.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
All the friends of me.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Happy Easter to you, Well, Don, Don Wilson, Don, Well, hello, Barrett,
Well hello Jack.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I haven't seen you since you got back from me.
Wonderful Don, and you'll be happy. You know how popular
you are. Everybody I ran into was asking about you
or really Jack or what they want to know? Well,
you want to know different things, like what you eat
for breakfast, what you eat for lunch, what you eat
for dinner, what you have for dessert, what you have
after dessert, what you eat between meals, what heat before
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going to bed at night, all those different things.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Well, last, nice, Jack, But didn't they want to know
anything about me on your program?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Let's see, Yes, yes they did, Don. They thought that
my last couple of programs weren't quite as funny as usual.
They want to know if you ate one of my writers. Oh, Jack,
I know you're kidding, but I should stop with that talking.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It gives everybody the price that I've fast.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
All right, Don, I'll stop joking about your size.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Say Don, would you like to walk down Wilshire Boulevard
with us?
Speaker 12 (18:20):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I'd love to, murray, but I'm on the other side
of the street. Oh yes, yeah, lift your stomach down.
Here comes a bus by the way.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'll see you later.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Come on, Mary, now that I'm bum bum boom ba
boom ba boom boom ba boom boom. Say Mary, have
you got a cigarette? Oh?
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Sure, Jack, I have some right here in my Oh gee,
I forgot to put him in this purse.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Well, there's a drugstore right here on the corner. I'll
step in and get something feeling feeling King said He's
eight word to make a coming seems less milk girl,
Lucky smo Oh mister, mister sir, I'd like to buy
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some magazines. No, the sunglasses, No, no, I'd like to buy.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
No, But as long as you're guessing I want to
play games. I'll give you a hint. Now, what do
you do to feel your level best?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I loosen my girdle. What do you do? If you
must know?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
I smoke a Lucky Well, why didn't you say so?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You want a package of Lucky's Dry.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
That's exactly what I want? Here you are, Thank you,
here's your money.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Goodbye, Happy Easter, Happy Easter.
Speaker 13 (19:56):
Jack to get your cigarette?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yes, yes, come on Mary, let's keep on walk.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Never saw such a lovely day.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Happy Easter, Happy Easter.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's such fun.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Just a nod and say happy Easter, Happy Easter.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
My only there's so much to see.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
Are you all the avenue and.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
You greet all the friends you meet?
Speaker 13 (20:18):
Happy Easter to you.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Wow, mister, it's it's nice running into you today.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
I think you're mister and how are you miss Livingstone.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
Oh, I'm fine, Thank you, the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
You certainly look nice, little striped pants, cut away coat
and top hats. Yes, sir, it's just right for Easter.
Speaker 13 (20:54):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 8 (20:55):
What's i'motion wearing it for sentimental reasons? This is the
shoots and what I I got married? Really yeah, I'll
never forget this ceremony. It was beautiful.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
When the preacher asked.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
For the ring, my wife handed it to him.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
And then wait a minute, how come your wife had
a ring?
Speaker 9 (21:12):
We weren't even married and she went through my pockets over.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Oh I see, Well, mister Kitchen, it was a pleasure
running into you on Easter, but we gotta be moving along.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Well.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I got to run along too this afternoon.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
I'm having an egg roll, an egg roll on your
front lawn. No, we're not Chinese restaurant, you know, Mary.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
It's always nice running into mister Kitshol. I don't know.
He always seem so cheerful you.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Hey, Bud, But.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Huhmira a minute.
Speaker 11 (21:58):
Me?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, excuse me, Mary?
Speaker 11 (22:02):
Yes, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Well, we're just strolling along in the Easter parade.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
How far are you going?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Uh? To Librea?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's fine? What you said you were going to Librea,
and I said that's fine.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Well wait a minute, aren't you going to try to
talk me out of her?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Not me? This is my day off.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Awful? Oh well, happy Eastern same to you. Come on, Mary,
what happened? Nothing, it's all right, we can go to Librea.
Come on.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
Yeah, that's a lovely day. Happy Easter. If that's fine, Just.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
NodD say happy Easter, and you greet all the friends
you meet.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Happy Easter to you, Oh Dennis, Oh Mary.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Well, Dennis, it's good to see if you have an
ice easter.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
Oh sure. I colored Easter eggs all morning and then
I hid them. Ah, and then I told my mother
to go look for them.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
That must have been fun.
Speaker 11 (23:32):
You, No, it was a mess. The eggs splattered all
over the walls, the ceiling, in my mother's new dress.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
But Dennis, where'd you hide the egg and the mixed
master and the mixed master? Yeah it was awful, But
denni's colored eggs shouldn't splatter. How long did you boil them?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (23:50):
Boil them?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Mary?
Speaker 9 (23:55):
You take them with you, Dennis, Jack and I are
walking down as far as Lebrea.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Would you like it?
Speaker 9 (24:01):
Joinna?
Speaker 11 (24:02):
For sure? I'm not stuck up.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
That's nice of you, that's sweet of you. Come on, kid,
could you.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
Walk a little faster, mister Benny, I got to get
home and take my uncle to the train.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Sure we can. Your uncle, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
Here on business. He came tuesday for the eclipse.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Well, Dennis, is he Mary?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Mary? Let me take this one. What did you say
your uncle came here for?
Speaker 11 (24:27):
Then he came here for the eclipse?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yeah, bum, he came for the eclipse. Say I know, Dennis,
he's a pickpocket.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
No, he's a photographer and he hasn't got a dark room.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Jack?
Speaker 9 (24:48):
What happy?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
All right? All let's walk on.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
Hey Dennis, while we're walking along, why did you say something?
Speaker 11 (24:57):
What?
Speaker 15 (24:57):
G do you think it'd be?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
All right?
Speaker 11 (24:58):
It's right here on the street.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Oh, everybody feels good today.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
They're all saying, I'll watch it, okay in your easter bonney,
with all the prius upon it. You'll be the grandest
(25:24):
ladies in the.
Speaker 13 (25:27):
Fray. All all it's over, And when they'll look you over.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
I'll be the proudest fellow in the easter pray.
Speaker 15 (25:46):
On the avenue.
Speaker 13 (25:50):
If avenue.
Speaker 12 (25:54):
The photographer will snap off, and you're that you're in Aurora.
Bu r could ride as honest about your easter monist and.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
All the girl I'm taking to the easter for a
on the avenue.
Speaker 13 (26:24):
Avenue the photographer snaple and you are fine and you
are in Therona, reveu Oh could ride as monim hob
all your your money and all the girl I'm taking
(26:51):
to the.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
Ceiling low cling ten.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Mo.
Speaker 15 (27:12):
Lucky to see your level, Lucky.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
To see.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You see Lucky's fine tobacco picks you up when you're low,
calms you down when you're tent, put you on the
right level to feel and do.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Your level best.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That's why it's so important for you to select and
smoke a cigarette of fine tobacco Lucky Strike, or as
every smoker.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
No ls mft ls mft, Lucky.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Strike means fine tobacco. It's not surprising that Luckies are
the overwhelming choice of the tobacco experts. Men who can
see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy
that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. Yes, Lucky
Strike means fine tobacco. And this fine Lucky Strike tobacco
picks you up when you're low, calms you down, when
(27:59):
you're tent. Put you on the right level, the lucky
level where you feel your best and do your best.
So the next time you buy a cigarette, ask for
a carton of Lucky Strike.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
My lucky to be your level, my lucky.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
To be.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Happy Easter, everybody, don't forget.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
To hear dennisse in the Day in the Life of Dennis.
Thanks tuned for the Annastanity Show with follows.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Immediately. There's the CBS for Columbia Broadcasting System
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