August 4, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Jellal Program starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris,
Kenny Baker, and Yours truly Don Wilson. The orchestra opens
a program with Man about Town from the picture of
the same name. You know, in this world you just
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can't stand still. You either slip backward or march forward. Well,
in the past forty years, Jello has been constantly marching forward.
And for that reason, Jello is proud to join the
Great Parade of Progress which is being held all over
this country by the Associated Grocery Manufacturers of America. The
idea is to show what amazing progress has been made
by food manufacturers over a period of years, and we
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can honestly say that Jello stands out as a real
leader in progress. The years have brought constant you improvements.
Jello began as one flavor. Now it brings you six,
and every flame ever is extra rich now with a
new delicious goodness. Jello costs less nowadays, it's quicker and
easier to make, and it brings you a new fruit
rich fragrance. So Jello is delighted to be a part
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of the great Parade of Progress. And we send our
greetings to all the grossers of America. And when you're
watching the parade, look for the Jello banner. You'll see
those big red letters there that spell Jello.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That ros Man about time played by the orchestra.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce
that this occasion is a gaily event on our Jello program.
Today marks the seventh radio anniversary of our illustrious and
beloved master of ceremony.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Is it that long tempest?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Exactly seven years ago today, a young man walked into
a small New York broadcasting studio and spoke into a
microphone for the first time.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I was as nervous as a goldfish in a fraternity house.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Gee, there he stood, ladies and gentlemen, wearing a brown
suit plus top shoes, a straw hat in a cane.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I finished with a dance in those days, folks.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So now, without further ado, we bring you that same
young man in that same brown suit, Jack Penny.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
As you lo again, this is all faithful, still spouting
after all these years. And thanks Don, it was awfully
nice of you to remember my anniversary. But how did
you ever happen to think of it?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, I'll tell you Jack. Last Wednesday I received an
anonymous letter stating.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
All the details.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh, and the Thursday I got a telegram saying, what
are you going to do about it?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So when you call up Priday and ask me how
I like my job, I just put two and two together.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I see. Well, believe me, it was just a coincidence. Anyway,
that was a swell introduction, Don, But you're wrong about
one thing. This is not the same suit I wore
at my first broadcast. Oh this isn't. No, this is
a brand new one. And if you don't believe it,
you can call up my tailors the campus cut tog
shop open all night. They'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Then I must apologize, Jack, Really, I thought you were
wearing the same suit you wore seven years ago for
sentimental reasons.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
What is that? Then?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I said, I thought you were wearing the same suit
for sentimental reasons.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, Don, my father's carrying the torch. Now we're the
same size, you know. But Don, when you mentioned my
first broadcast seven years ago, it's your broad back memories.
I'll never forget how nervous I was that night. I
was shaking like a leave. Well, you must be nervous
tonight too, Jack, You're still shaking. No, and that's what
worries me.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I shake, but I'm not nervous. Gee. I can't be
that old anyway, Don This has been a great day
for me. I got telegrams and flowers, and I got
the grandest present from our sponsor. He sent me a
lovely box of saltwater taffy. Wasn't that nice? It certainly was.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Have you eaten Aney yet?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
No? Don, I misplaced my heavy duty tea. I hope
I find him because Corn on the Cow will be
along any day. Now I must write and thank him though.
Oh hello Mary, Hello.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Jack, congratulations on your anniversary.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well thanks, But gosh, Mary, how'd you happen to know
about I've been trying to keep it a secret.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh stop, I saw that the gad of Years in
the Hollywood Citizen News.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh that well, I was just advertising for a gardener.
I need one. What does they have, say, Mury?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I got it right here, Get this done. Wanted Japanese gardener,
preferably an ex afrobath from Vaudeville, where Jack Benny spent
many happy years before he went into radio. And it's
now celebrating his seven successful season on the air, must
have references.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, I wanted a gardener with experience.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Look what you got at the bottom of the ad
well address all, replied Jack Benny Paramunt Studio, where he
is now starring in Man About Town, and bring your
own lawn more.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Look, Mary, gardeners are very hard to get, so it
doesn't hurt to build yourself up a little. Anyway. I
don't think you should ridicule me on my anniversary.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh I didn't mean anything, Jack. As a matter of fact,
I brought your present.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well that's different. What is it here?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
You are a pair of woolen socks and I needed
them all by myself.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh well, let's see him. Well I was sweetiem very say.
These socks are swell. But look what's the idea of
the zipper on the side.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
That's how you can put your money in without rolling
them down.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Mary, I told you a thousand times I don't keep
money in my sock. That lump is where the end
of my underwear meets my ankle.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Mighty green country down there.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, it's wonderful for grazing if you want to go haywire. Anyway,
Thanks for my gift. Only sometimes I wish that you'd
come in Telliger Ram for Jack Benny, Tella Jiram heayo, Mary,
here's a tip for your son. Oh, Judy Anitchell so long?
(06:12):
He must have been eating some of my taffy. What
does the telegram say? Mary?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
It's from your sister Flaurence.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Open Florence.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
She says, congratulations on reaching your seventh anniversary. And I
hope that time. Florence.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's her all right? Ten words as her limit? Why
hays she always been like that?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Hello, Kenny, Hia Jackson. Are you right on the beam tonight?
Are you a givant kid? What are you whipping it up?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Elmer? I see, Kenny, I wish you'd stopped hanging around
our swing happy Maestro Bill Harris, he's a bad influence.
Oh I don't know, well I do. You used to
be a beautiful baby and now you're a corny Joe.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Smell this flying my buttonhole and I'll squirt your eye out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Kenny, stopped that immediately and take off that badge. You're
not a chicken inspector, hm, chicken inspector yet?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Well Phil's got one and says, step up, sugar, here's
your honey.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'll bet that really gets the girls. You know, Mary,
I think it's a crime what Phil is doing to Kenny.
He's making a regular smart alec at him.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
You said it. Kenny was standing in front of the
drugs dart this afternoon, and when I walked by.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He went, I did not. I went, oh you did.
That's fine, Kenny whistling at girls, Well you do it. Listen, Kenny,
I haven't whistled a girl since the pool room burned down,
and walked hegan, Now you behave yourself, young man.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Say Kenny.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Aren't you going to congratulate Jack.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
This is a big day for him, you know, Oh, Don,
let's forget it. He wouldn't appreciate it anyway. Nobody does
in this gang.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Now wait a minute, Jack. I can't speak for the others,
but I've been loyal to you always and you know it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yes, you have, Don, that I must admit. Jack.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Remember the day when you and I first met five
years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I certainly do, Don, I certainly do. Why it seems
like yesterday. I'll never forget it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Remember when we did our first broadcast for Jello Gee,
you were standing out in the hall just before the program,
and I came up to you and said, can I
speak to you a minute, mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I used to be quite formal then yeah, And I said,
what is it slim? You were quite thin, too, Remember
I sure do. I remember your very words. Don. You said, gee,
I'm nervous, mister Benny. I don't think I can go
on today.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
And you said to me, don't be nervous, Son, just
step up to the microphone and say, Jello has six
delicious flavors Strawberry, raspberry, terry, orange.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Lemonon lime. Yep, you know, Jack, I've.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Never forgotten that message.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Who has quiet? And remember Don, when I told you
to say, always insist on genuine Jellow look for the
big red letters on the box.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Pardon me, Jack, But I originated that expression.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh no, don no, I remember distinctly that I thought
of it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Well, I hate to argue with you, but I'm positive
it was my idea.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Now, Don, let's be fair about this. I created that expression.
And if you weren't put a ham, you'd admit it.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
What are you talking about? You're the ham?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh I am a stop that music, h that's gratifude.
But Jack, enough, Don that's the last time I'll wander
down memory lane with you. Oh gives a darn so there,
look at him gets mad at the least little thing.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh it's your own fault, Jack, You're always taking credit
for everything.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Why you even told me you were the one that
suggests the San Francisco World's Fair.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I did not. I merely said that I had three
cousins who were fan dancers, and it would be nice
if they had a place to work this summer. That's
all I said. I'll go ahead and sing Kenny before
this reaches serious proportions.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Okay, JR.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hold it a minute, Come in, mister Benny. Yes, remember
the first time I knocked at your door three years ago? Yes,
you thought I was nuts, didn't you. I certainly did. Well.
I'm cured now. I can't understand that he came in
on foot, sing Kenny.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
I feel it every word.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Night time.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
It is the message of a breath alone is like
any evening prayer. I can beared in.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Every whisper, but of early treasures.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
I have only won.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
One thing a time, or I can prayer.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Without it, I would be alonely won. But now my
heart is on our fraid.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
O.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
I see it every for the lie, it is the message.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's like anything for.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
I can be read in every whisper, a.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Breathing, and for your long always need me forever you.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Maybe why.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Not pasible?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
All in all the mad.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That was our love sung by Kenny Baker and Kenny
you were exceptionally good tonight. That song was very well rendered. Yeah,
I thought it was right in the old groover room.
Isn't that awful? Groover roo? Kenny? What does that mean?
What does it mean? You don't get around much to
your brother? Now, Kenny, for the last time, I want
(13:41):
you to cut out that lingo and stay away from
Phil Harris. I'm gonna have to do something about that.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Hey, Jack, While Kenny was singing, another wire came for you.
It's from Fred Allen.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh, Fred Allen. A what does it say?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
It says, dear Jackets.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Give me that wire. Hmm, that's dear jack As this
is your seventh anniversary. You gotta make a jackad. This
is your seventh anniversary. I feel that you deserve a tribute,
(14:16):
So I raise my hand and salute you. Bred Allen. Well,
there's a novel, The Alan Saluting Me.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I bet he's doing a novel way too.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Never mind, I prefer to take it the sweet way. Well,
here comes our musical mad cap, Phil Harris. You're tardy
as usual, I see. I'm sorry. I'm late, Jack, but
I live way out in Encino and it takes me
quite a while to get here. Oh well, this happens
to be your job, Phil, So why do you live
in Encino? I like it. It's hilly there, I thought so. Well,
take off that coonskin cap. You're in the city now,
(14:49):
don't let this happen again. Okay, hi you, Kenny, if
you've been swinging on gates, why.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We've been cutting a rugger too.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
But these alligators here don't know nothing about jamming.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh we don't they? Never mind, Jenny will grodden Later.
I got a couple of jitter dolls lined up. We'll
take them out for a twirl.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Okay, but I got to be home by nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Well, aren't you ashamed of what you're doing to Kenny? No? Why,
after all, he's just a kid. You've got a couple
of jitter dolls lined up, I'll jam with you. I'm happy.
I mean, i'd be an alligator pal, But I can
jive a bit. What do you say? All right, Jack?
(15:36):
What time do you have to be home? I can
stay out as late as I want a smarty My
father's in Miami. And now, folks, is my cast has
finally assembled and they are all more or less actors
for our play. This evening we are going to present
played nothing. Didn't you tell them?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Kids?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, fellow, I thought you wanted to surprise Jack, surprise
me with what?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well? Jack, this being your anniversary, I'm throwing a little
part for you in the game A party, yes, and
it's all on me. Well, gee, this is a surprise
off the sweedia, Phil, But where are we going?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Drive in stands now? No sir, No sir. I'm taking
you to Slepperman's Hawaiian night Club. I got a table
reserve and the cab waiting downstairs. Say that's what? But
what about the program?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
My boys can play a few numbers. Let's go, ok,
G I can hardly wait to see Slepperman's place.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Come on, fellow, Jael Jackson Dolly gell.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Which nobody can deny. Come on, Gay, let's go. He Phil,
(18:13):
I can't get over you're throwing this party for me.
I forget it, Pyle. Anybody who's been in radio as
long as you have deserves it. I do with Tad.
Hey Mary, what are you doing on the floor of
the cab? I thought you were sitting on Don's lap,
But I slid off, slid off way. It's fun too.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Canny.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Stop that, that's what I say. Yeah? Oh hey, are
we here already?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
This is the place. Come on, fellas, Hey, driver, driver,
how much the cab fair? That'll be a dollar ninety cents? Okay,
I got it. Wait a minute, Phil, let me pay
for the cab.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Let me pay it. I got to change right here.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh no, fellas, let me pay it. Okay here, yard driver,
you got hooked and't just sparty none of your business. Well,
well here we are.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Hey Jack.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Look at that sign the Hawaiian Swing Club Hako Luis
Schlepperman proprietor.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh yes, look who's standing in the doorway, Hellas frindser
sleaper Ma.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Welcome to Huloan high class food. Hello plus people.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh hey, schlep what's the idea. What's the idea of
the high hat, tuxedo and bare feet?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I'm a beach comba that reads a squire oh well,
right here, this swet. I'm not a calling and a mother.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
This is the grgeous place, isn't it? Sure is real
tropical atmosphere, Palm trees and coconuts hanging on them? Say slept?
Where do we check our hat?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Betty? Keep him on? The coconuts are loose?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh I see ouch, there goes one. Now we better
be careful. Hey, slap, where's your wife?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
She's in the kitchen and jack. When I tell her
you're here, she'll go crazy. Oh lot, this blossom?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Alright? Who do you think is here?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Take Benny?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
So hooray boy?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Is she thrilled? Down?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Sit down, every bunny. Would you like a little refreshments
before you think?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Sure, I'll have some away and punch. I'd like some too,
me too. I want to pry martini. Kenny, you'll have
a glass of milk.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, put an alive in it?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Never mind, heldringles, make.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yourself at home. I'll be back in a jiffy.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Excuse me, see you laters left? Wow, this sure is
a hot spot. Kenny waiting you get your milk?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Phil Schlep's doing a great business here is he?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's packed all the time you like. Come on, let's
have a little action around here. Waste the holy dances
free out of the girl.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Hey, that guys seems to be a little bit under
the weather.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I'll say, I hope he doesn't come over here.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
He's waiting at you, Jack.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Just ignore him. He'll go away, you know, Mary, I
fry a Jack, old boy, old poul house a kid.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh my bad.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
See, I don't even know the guy. Right when I
pumped it to you, say who's got a match?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Here?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You are, buddy, and I wish that you stay out
of this tubby.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm talking to my old pal Jack.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Gee, I don't even know the guy here. You are, mister,
here's a match?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Try to get up man?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, yes for a match? And I gave it to you.
I'll much and I don't worry, Jack, I'll get you
a match if I have to turn this place inside out.
Who's got a match for my old pal Jack? Now,
who's see? I never saw the guy before in my life.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I don't gonna hear's advertise us? And then just to
maybe we're gonna have a.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Flush, Say, schlap, there's a fellow been annoying us here.
You better throw him out there? Is he that big
guy over there?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I'm sorry, My wife is the bouncer.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Well, something ought to be done about that guy.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
I'm gonna start the show, all right, boys, step on it.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Whadies and gentlemen, your attention please.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Before starting I entertainment, I would like to announce that
we have a big celebrity here tonight, none other than
Jack Benny from the.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Radio from.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Here's your pal Jack.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Quiet, everybody, let's give Jake Benny a real Hawaiian reception.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well, thank you, Polk. Sit on your big ham spy.
What is this anyway? Out down those coconuts? Go ahead, slap.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Boys, tonight's program, we have a little surprise for you
in honor of Jack Benny seventy ten.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Aversary, Miss Ferry Leavingsman and yours truly.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
I'm going to sing a special Hawaiian song for their case,
assisted by the boy hide speech.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Boy, Mary, did you pray this way? Come on, come on, Marry,
go ahead, don't be bashful.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
All right, boys, I want to look at home too.
I want to go back to my little grass sect
and high.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I want to be with all the Connie down wah
need that ane long ago.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
I can hear old guitars are playing on the beat,
said Owsen Park.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I can hear the old Kawaian saying.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
And now the second you nick you're walking, WI you
what you'll belong?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Tell my chap we'll be dai lean back to.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Kong a Grando plays. That's always fair to see my memmies.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Me.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I'm just.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I want to go back to my fishing bite. I
want to go back to my little rash acting by.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Where the home?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Who pay by?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
You said?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Aware the home?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Well, no kidding, slapperman, that was swell. That was beautiful marriage. Hey, folks,
how would you like to hear Jack Benny play.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
A violin solo? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
No, well jack, oh no, I don't want to come
on jack old pal loafing flu All right, fellas, if
you insist, Have you got a violin here?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Slap no, Jackie, I haven't got one.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh well, it's lucky I brought my own. I thought
I might be called out. All right, boys, give me
an introduction on love and blue. That's what we want
you for rest. Oh, I wish he'd be quiet? All right,
headed boys? Why jack your bow over rise? Oh for
(25:04):
Heaven's sake.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
You know that's the little down the fool thing.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I am mad. You're breaking my heart.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
That's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
We're breaking water hard. Isn't that awful?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's the sweetest song, resemver Rick, I whistle up for
when you're in broom now, so keeps there.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I list in love with the sweetest little style in
the world.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Egg they come back.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
So I've had enough of this lumberman. If you don't
throw this fellow, I will.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
I had the customers always right here, marry, Oh my god, Hey,
wait a minute, Wait a minute now, Jack, calm down.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
This is all a rib. Yes, I hired that guy
to hackle you.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I didn't you.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh, I get it. When you surefooled me, buddy, Hey,
come over and join us. Have a grain. Okay, mister Fenny,
I'll have a cherry phosphrey say you certainly have.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Me gold there for him?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Maute, come on, let's all sit down and have a
good time. How can he get down out of that tree?
What an anniversary?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Hey, slip?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
How ab off of you? Helen?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Helen ut hold on this.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Blessing ladies and gentlemen, tonight I have a confession to make.
There was a time when I was a meat and
potato man. No sileads for me, No, sir.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well, I've changed because I found out.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
The jello salads really are different. They have a zest,
the tang that's cool and refreshing. And there's one for
you to try that I know you'll all like Husband
included Jello spring salad. You can make it with lime
or lemon jello, whichever you prefer. Both flavors are especially
swell for salads. There's alve one package of jello in
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one pint of hot water, then add one tablespoon of
vinegar and the chill until slightly thickened. Add one cup
of chopped nutmeats and one cup of diced celery, and
mold and colfer serve on crisp let us with real mayonnaise,
and boy boy, you've got something cool, refreshing jello golden
lemon or sea green lime molded with crunchy celery and nutmeats.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
So try it soon.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Ask your grocer.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Tomorrow for lime or lemon jellow, or better yet, get both.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's the last number of the thirty first program in
the New Jello series, and we will be with you
again next Sunday night at the same time.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh Jack Jason, as a telegram just came from you
for you, from Llyds of London.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Lloyds of London. What does it say?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It says congratulations on reaching seventh year in radio, although
you cost us plenty.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Well, I've been fooling them for years. Good night, folks,
oh acropholks.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
On the Jetto program for serviasly Murder AI production.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
This is the National Broadcasting Company O
The Jellal Program starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris,
Kenny Baker, and Yours truly Don Wilson. The orchestra opens
a program with Man about Town from the picture of
the same name. You know, in this world you just
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can't stand still. You either slip backward or march forward. Well,
in the past forty years, Jello has been constantly marching forward.
And for that reason, Jello is proud to join the
Great Parade of Progress which is being held all over
this country by the Associated Grocery Manufacturers of America. The
idea is to show what amazing progress has been made
by food manufacturers over a period of years, and we
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can honestly say that Jello stands out as a real
leader in progress. The years have brought constant you improvements.
Jello began as one flavor. Now it brings you six,
and every flame ever is extra rich now with a
new delicious goodness. Jello costs less nowadays, it's quicker and
easier to make, and it brings you a new fruit
rich fragrance. So Jello is delighted to be a part
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of the great Parade of Progress. And we send our
greetings to all the grossers of America. And when you're
watching the parade, look for the Jello banner. You'll see
those big red letters there that spell Jello.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That ros Man about time played by the orchestra.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce
that this occasion is a gaily event on our Jello program.
Today marks the seventh radio anniversary of our illustrious and
beloved master of ceremony.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Is it that long tempest?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Exactly seven years ago today, a young man walked into
a small New York broadcasting studio and spoke into a
microphone for the first time.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I was as nervous as a goldfish in a fraternity house.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Gee, there he stood, ladies and gentlemen, wearing a brown
suit plus top shoes, a straw hat in a cane.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I finished with a dance in those days, folks.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So now, without further ado, we bring you that same
young man in that same brown suit, Jack Penny.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
As you lo again, this is all faithful, still spouting
after all these years. And thanks Don, it was awfully
nice of you to remember my anniversary. But how did
you ever happen to think of it?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, I'll tell you Jack. Last Wednesday I received an
anonymous letter stating.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
All the details.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh, and the Thursday I got a telegram saying, what
are you going to do about it?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So when you call up Priday and ask me how
I like my job, I just put two and two together.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I see. Well, believe me, it was just a coincidence. Anyway,
that was a swell introduction, Don, But you're wrong about
one thing. This is not the same suit I wore
at my first broadcast. Oh this isn't. No, this is
a brand new one. And if you don't believe it,
you can call up my tailors the campus cut tog
shop open all night. They'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Then I must apologize, Jack, Really, I thought you were
wearing the same suit you wore seven years ago for
sentimental reasons.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
What is that? Then?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I said, I thought you were wearing the same suit
for sentimental reasons.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, Don, my father's carrying the torch. Now we're the
same size, you know. But Don, when you mentioned my
first broadcast seven years ago, it's your broad back memories.
I'll never forget how nervous I was that night. I
was shaking like a leave. Well, you must be nervous
tonight too, Jack, You're still shaking. No, and that's what
worries me.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I shake, but I'm not nervous. Gee. I can't be
that old anyway, Don This has been a great day
for me. I got telegrams and flowers, and I got
the grandest present from our sponsor. He sent me a
lovely box of saltwater taffy. Wasn't that nice? It certainly was.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Have you eaten Aney yet?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
No? Don, I misplaced my heavy duty tea. I hope
I find him because Corn on the Cow will be
along any day. Now I must write and thank him though.
Oh hello Mary, Hello.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Jack, congratulations on your anniversary.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well thanks, But gosh, Mary, how'd you happen to know
about I've been trying to keep it a secret.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh stop, I saw that the gad of Years in
the Hollywood Citizen News.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh that well, I was just advertising for a gardener.
I need one. What does they have, say, Mury?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I got it right here, Get this done. Wanted Japanese gardener,
preferably an ex afrobath from Vaudeville, where Jack Benny spent
many happy years before he went into radio. And it's
now celebrating his seven successful season on the air, must
have references.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, I wanted a gardener with experience.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Look what you got at the bottom of the ad
well address all, replied Jack Benny Paramunt Studio, where he
is now starring in Man About Town, and bring your
own lawn more.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Look, Mary, gardeners are very hard to get, so it
doesn't hurt to build yourself up a little. Anyway. I
don't think you should ridicule me on my anniversary.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh I didn't mean anything, Jack. As a matter of fact,
I brought your present.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well that's different. What is it here?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
You are a pair of woolen socks and I needed
them all by myself.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh well, let's see him. Well I was sweetiem very say.
These socks are swell. But look what's the idea of
the zipper on the side.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
That's how you can put your money in without rolling
them down.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Mary, I told you a thousand times I don't keep
money in my sock. That lump is where the end
of my underwear meets my ankle.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Mighty green country down there.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, it's wonderful for grazing if you want to go haywire. Anyway,
Thanks for my gift. Only sometimes I wish that you'd
come in Telliger Ram for Jack Benny, Tella Jiram heayo, Mary,
here's a tip for your son. Oh, Judy Anitchell so long?
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He must have been eating some of my taffy. What
does the telegram say? Mary?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
It's from your sister Flaurence.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Open Florence.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
She says, congratulations on reaching your seventh anniversary. And I
hope that time. Florence.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's her all right? Ten words as her limit? Why
hays she always been like that?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Hello, Kenny, Hia Jackson. Are you right on the beam tonight?
Are you a givant kid? What are you whipping it up?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Elmer? I see, Kenny, I wish you'd stopped hanging around
our swing happy Maestro Bill Harris, he's a bad influence.
Oh I don't know, well I do. You used to
be a beautiful baby and now you're a corny Joe.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Smell this flying my buttonhole and I'll squirt your eye out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Kenny, stopped that immediately and take off that badge. You're
not a chicken inspector, hm, chicken inspector yet?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Well Phil's got one and says, step up, sugar, here's
your honey.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'll bet that really gets the girls. You know, Mary,
I think it's a crime what Phil is doing to Kenny.
He's making a regular smart alec at him.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
You said it. Kenny was standing in front of the
drugs dart this afternoon, and when I walked by.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He went, I did not. I went, oh you did.
That's fine, Kenny whistling at girls, Well you do it. Listen, Kenny,
I haven't whistled a girl since the pool room burned down,
and walked hegan, Now you behave yourself, young man.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Say Kenny.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Aren't you going to congratulate Jack.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
This is a big day for him, you know, Oh, Don,
let's forget it. He wouldn't appreciate it anyway. Nobody does
in this gang.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Now wait a minute, Jack. I can't speak for the others,
but I've been loyal to you always and you know it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yes, you have, Don, that I must admit. Jack.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Remember the day when you and I first met five
years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I certainly do, Don, I certainly do. Why it seems
like yesterday. I'll never forget it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Remember when we did our first broadcast for Jello Gee,
you were standing out in the hall just before the program,
and I came up to you and said, can I
speak to you a minute, mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I used to be quite formal then yeah, And I said,
what is it slim? You were quite thin, too, Remember
I sure do. I remember your very words. Don. You said, gee,
I'm nervous, mister Benny. I don't think I can go
on today.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
And you said to me, don't be nervous, Son, just
step up to the microphone and say, Jello has six
delicious flavors Strawberry, raspberry, terry, orange.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Lemonon lime. Yep, you know, Jack, I've.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Never forgotten that message.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Who has quiet? And remember Don, when I told you
to say, always insist on genuine Jellow look for the
big red letters on the box.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Pardon me, Jack, But I originated that expression.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh no, don no, I remember distinctly that I thought
of it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Well, I hate to argue with you, but I'm positive
it was my idea.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Now, Don, let's be fair about this. I created that expression.
And if you weren't put a ham, you'd admit it.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
What are you talking about? You're the ham?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh I am a stop that music, h that's gratifude.
But Jack, enough, Don that's the last time I'll wander
down memory lane with you. Oh gives a darn so there,
look at him gets mad at the least little thing.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh it's your own fault, Jack, You're always taking credit
for everything.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Why you even told me you were the one that
suggests the San Francisco World's Fair.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I did not. I merely said that I had three
cousins who were fan dancers, and it would be nice
if they had a place to work this summer. That's
all I said. I'll go ahead and sing Kenny before
this reaches serious proportions.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Okay, JR.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hold it a minute, Come in, mister Benny. Yes, remember
the first time I knocked at your door three years ago? Yes,
you thought I was nuts, didn't you. I certainly did. Well.
I'm cured now. I can't understand that he came in
on foot, sing Kenny.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
I feel it every word.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Night time.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
It is the message of a breath alone is like
any evening prayer. I can beared in.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Every whisper, but of early treasures.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
I have only won.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
One thing a time, or I can prayer.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Without it, I would be alonely won. But now my
heart is on our fraid.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
O.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
I see it every for the lie, it is the message.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's like anything for.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
I can be read in every whisper, a.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Breathing, and for your long always need me forever you.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Maybe why.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Not pasible?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
All in all the mad.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That was our love sung by Kenny Baker and Kenny
you were exceptionally good tonight. That song was very well rendered. Yeah,
I thought it was right in the old groover room.
Isn't that awful? Groover roo? Kenny? What does that mean?
What does it mean? You don't get around much to
your brother? Now, Kenny, for the last time, I want
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you to cut out that lingo and stay away from
Phil Harris. I'm gonna have to do something about that.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Hey, Jack, While Kenny was singing, another wire came for you.
It's from Fred Allen.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh, Fred Allen. A what does it say?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
It says, dear Jackets.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Give me that wire. Hmm, that's dear jack As this
is your seventh anniversary. You gotta make a jackad. This
is your seventh anniversary. I feel that you deserve a tribute,
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So I raise my hand and salute you. Bred Allen. Well,
there's a novel, The Alan Saluting Me.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I bet he's doing a novel way too.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Never mind, I prefer to take it the sweet way. Well,
here comes our musical mad cap, Phil Harris. You're tardy
as usual, I see. I'm sorry. I'm late, Jack, but
I live way out in Encino and it takes me
quite a while to get here. Oh well, this happens
to be your job, Phil, So why do you live
in Encino? I like it. It's hilly there, I thought so. Well,
take off that coonskin cap. You're in the city now,
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don't let this happen again. Okay, hi you, Kenny, if
you've been swinging on gates, why.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We've been cutting a rugger too.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
But these alligators here don't know nothing about jamming.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh we don't they? Never mind, Jenny will grodden Later.
I got a couple of jitter dolls lined up. We'll
take them out for a twirl.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Okay, but I got to be home by nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Well, aren't you ashamed of what you're doing to Kenny? No? Why,
after all, he's just a kid. You've got a couple
of jitter dolls lined up, I'll jam with you. I'm happy.
I mean, i'd be an alligator pal, But I can
jive a bit. What do you say? All right, Jack?
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What time do you have to be home? I can
stay out as late as I want a smarty My
father's in Miami. And now, folks, is my cast has
finally assembled and they are all more or less actors
for our play. This evening we are going to present
played nothing. Didn't you tell them?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Kids?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, fellow, I thought you wanted to surprise Jack, surprise
me with what?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well? Jack, this being your anniversary, I'm throwing a little
part for you in the game A party, yes, and
it's all on me. Well, gee, this is a surprise
off the sweedia, Phil, But where are we going?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Drive in stands now? No sir, No sir. I'm taking
you to Slepperman's Hawaiian night Club. I got a table
reserve and the cab waiting downstairs. Say that's what? But
what about the program?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
My boys can play a few numbers. Let's go, ok,
G I can hardly wait to see Slepperman's place.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Come on, fellow, Jael Jackson Dolly gell.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Which nobody can deny. Come on, Gay, let's go. He Phil,
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I can't get over you're throwing this party for me.
I forget it, Pyle. Anybody who's been in radio as
long as you have deserves it. I do with Tad.
Hey Mary, what are you doing on the floor of
the cab? I thought you were sitting on Don's lap,
But I slid off, slid off way. It's fun too.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Canny.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Stop that, that's what I say. Yeah? Oh hey, are
we here already?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
This is the place. Come on, fellas, Hey, driver, driver,
how much the cab fair? That'll be a dollar ninety cents? Okay,
I got it. Wait a minute, Phil, let me pay
for the cab.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Let me pay it. I got to change right here.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh no, fellas, let me pay it. Okay here, yard driver,
you got hooked and't just sparty none of your business. Well,
well here we are.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Hey Jack.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Look at that sign the Hawaiian Swing Club Hako Luis
Schlepperman proprietor.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh yes, look who's standing in the doorway, Hellas frindser
sleaper Ma.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Welcome to Huloan high class food. Hello plus people.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh hey, schlep what's the idea. What's the idea of
the high hat, tuxedo and bare feet?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I'm a beach comba that reads a squire oh well,
right here, this swet. I'm not a calling and a mother.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
This is the grgeous place, isn't it? Sure is real
tropical atmosphere, Palm trees and coconuts hanging on them? Say slept?
Where do we check our hat?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Betty? Keep him on? The coconuts are loose?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh I see ouch, there goes one. Now we better
be careful. Hey, slap, where's your wife?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
She's in the kitchen and jack. When I tell her
you're here, she'll go crazy. Oh lot, this blossom?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Alright? Who do you think is here?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Take Benny?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
So hooray boy?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Is she thrilled? Down?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Sit down, every bunny. Would you like a little refreshments
before you think?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Sure, I'll have some away and punch. I'd like some too,
me too. I want to pry martini. Kenny, you'll have
a glass of milk.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, put an alive in it?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Never mind, heldringles, make.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yourself at home. I'll be back in a jiffy.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Excuse me, see you laters left? Wow, this sure is
a hot spot. Kenny waiting you get your milk?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Phil Schlep's doing a great business here is he?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's packed all the time you like. Come on, let's
have a little action around here. Waste the holy dances
free out of the girl.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Hey, that guys seems to be a little bit under
the weather.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I'll say, I hope he doesn't come over here.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
He's waiting at you, Jack.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Just ignore him. He'll go away, you know, Mary, I
fry a Jack, old boy, old poul house a kid.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh my bad.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
See, I don't even know the guy. Right when I
pumped it to you, say who's got a match?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Here?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You are, buddy, and I wish that you stay out
of this tubby.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm talking to my old pal Jack.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Gee, I don't even know the guy here. You are, mister,
here's a match?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Try to get up man?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, yes for a match? And I gave it to you.
I'll much and I don't worry, Jack, I'll get you
a match if I have to turn this place inside out.
Who's got a match for my old pal Jack? Now,
who's see? I never saw the guy before in my life.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I don't gonna hear's advertise us? And then just to
maybe we're gonna have a.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Flush, Say, schlap, there's a fellow been annoying us here.
You better throw him out there? Is he that big
guy over there?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I'm sorry, My wife is the bouncer.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Well, something ought to be done about that guy.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
I'm gonna start the show, all right, boys, step on it.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Whadies and gentlemen, your attention please.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Before starting I entertainment, I would like to announce that
we have a big celebrity here tonight, none other than
Jack Benny from the.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Radio from.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Here's your pal Jack.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Quiet, everybody, let's give Jake Benny a real Hawaiian reception.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well, thank you, Polk. Sit on your big ham spy.
What is this anyway? Out down those coconuts? Go ahead, slap.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Boys, tonight's program, we have a little surprise for you
in honor of Jack Benny seventy ten.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Aversary, Miss Ferry Leavingsman and yours truly.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
I'm going to sing a special Hawaiian song for their case,
assisted by the boy hide speech.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Boy, Mary, did you pray this way? Come on, come on, Marry,
go ahead, don't be bashful.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
All right, boys, I want to look at home too.
I want to go back to my little grass sect
and high.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I want to be with all the Connie down wah
need that ane long ago.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
I can hear old guitars are playing on the beat,
said Owsen Park.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I can hear the old Kawaian saying.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
And now the second you nick you're walking, WI you
what you'll belong?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Tell my chap we'll be dai lean back to.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Kong a Grando plays. That's always fair to see my memmies.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Me.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I'm just.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I want to go back to my fishing bite. I
want to go back to my little rash acting by.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Where the home?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Who pay by?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
You said?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Aware the home?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Well, no kidding, slapperman, that was swell. That was beautiful marriage. Hey, folks,
how would you like to hear Jack Benny play.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
A violin solo? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
No, well jack, oh no, I don't want to come
on jack old pal loafing flu All right, fellas, if
you insist, Have you got a violin here?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Slap no, Jackie, I haven't got one.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh well, it's lucky I brought my own. I thought
I might be called out. All right, boys, give me
an introduction on love and blue. That's what we want
you for rest. Oh, I wish he'd be quiet? All right,
headed boys? Why jack your bow over rise? Oh for
(25:04):
Heaven's sake.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
You know that's the little down the fool thing.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I am mad. You're breaking my heart.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
That's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
We're breaking water hard. Isn't that awful?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's the sweetest song, resemver Rick, I whistle up for
when you're in broom now, so keeps there.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I list in love with the sweetest little style in
the world.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Egg they come back.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
So I've had enough of this lumberman. If you don't
throw this fellow, I will.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
I had the customers always right here, marry, Oh my god, Hey,
wait a minute, Wait a minute now, Jack, calm down.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
This is all a rib. Yes, I hired that guy
to hackle you.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I didn't you.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh, I get it. When you surefooled me, buddy, Hey,
come over and join us. Have a grain. Okay, mister Fenny,
I'll have a cherry phosphrey say you certainly have.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Me gold there for him?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Maute, come on, let's all sit down and have a
good time. How can he get down out of that tree?
What an anniversary?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Hey, slip?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
How ab off of you? Helen?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Helen ut hold on this.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Blessing ladies and gentlemen, tonight I have a confession to make.
There was a time when I was a meat and
potato man. No sileads for me, No, sir.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well, I've changed because I found out.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
The jello salads really are different. They have a zest,
the tang that's cool and refreshing. And there's one for
you to try that I know you'll all like Husband
included Jello spring salad. You can make it with lime
or lemon jello, whichever you prefer. Both flavors are especially
swell for salads. There's alve one package of jello in
(27:10):
one pint of hot water, then add one tablespoon of
vinegar and the chill until slightly thickened. Add one cup
of chopped nutmeats and one cup of diced celery, and
mold and colfer serve on crisp let us with real mayonnaise,
and boy boy, you've got something cool, refreshing jello golden
lemon or sea green lime molded with crunchy celery and nutmeats.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
So try it soon.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Ask your grocer.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Tomorrow for lime or lemon jellow, or better yet, get both.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's the last number of the thirty first program in
the New Jello series, and we will be with you
again next Sunday night at the same time.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh Jack Jason, as a telegram just came from you
for you, from Llyds of London.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Lloyds of London. What does it say?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It says congratulations on reaching seventh year in radio, although
you cost us plenty.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Well, I've been fooling them for years. Good night, folks,
oh acropholks.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
On the Jetto program for serviasly Murder AI production.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
This is the National Broadcasting Company O
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