August 8, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
The Jello Program brought to you by Jello and Jello.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Pudding, starring Jack Benny, with Barry.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Livingston, Tilharris, Dennis Day Rochester, and Yours Truly, Don Wilson.
The Orchestra opens the program with call Out the Marine.
Back in Grandma's day, when Grandma wanted to serve the
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out the Marines played by the orchestra, and now, ladies
and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Inasmuch as this evening.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Marks the halfway point of our radio season, I think
it only fair that we paid tribute to the man
who has contributed his invaluable services to the Jello Show. Well,
a man upon whose broad shoulders rest the burden of
maintaining the high comedy level of this program. Key, and
here he is, folks, our sound effects man, mister Virgil Rhymer.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Hey, Hey, what is that Jello again? This is Virgil
Rymer talking and folks, I want to tell you this
is the happiest thing in a Wait a mina wait
a minute, what's going on here?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Don Well?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Jack, I thought the public might be sort of tired
of hearing me introduce you a week after week, so
for a switch I thought i'd introduced one of the men.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh oh, you thought you'd pull a little surprise on
your old boss. Huh. Then you certainly fell.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
For it, I did. I did it that well done.
I've got a little surprise for you too.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Remember one day in New York when I was having
lunch with Harry Vonzel Uh huh, and you got all
upset about it, and I told you not to worry. Yes, well,
knit your eyebrows. Brother, the heat's on again. Now let's
get going with the program. Okay, Jelo again, this is
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Virgil rhymer talking and folks, A funny thing happened to
me on the way jee.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Go away well and stick to your sound effect.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh, give him a chance, Jack, After all, I introduced him,
so let him say a few words.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh all right, go ahead, Burgil, but make it snappy,
thanks chum, Ladies and gentlemen. A funny thing happened to
me on the way to the studio. I was walking
down the street, hm, and the traffic was something terrible
all for Pete's saying, When all of a sudden, a
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panhandler walked up and asked me for a nickel for
a cup of coffee, so I gave it to him.
Oh fine, now listen, Virgil. Just then it started to rain, rain, so.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Wonder it didn't thunder.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Now cut that off, all right, Virgil. You gave the
panhandler a nickel, So what happened? It was a lead nickel,
so he took out his gun and killed me. I
thank you. Oh that was very clever. No, I'll get up
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off the floor and go back to your clinks and clanks. Oh,
hello Mary, Hello Jack.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
What's the sound man doing on the floor, Virgil?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh he's just trying to be funny. Everybody working for
NBC wants to be a comedian.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, what's wrong with that? Give the kid a chance.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Listen, Mary, comedians are born, not made. Take me for instance.
I got the biggest laugh you ever heard when I
was only three months old.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
What'd you do?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Make off like a fan dancer with your diapers?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You know? I used to stick my feet in my
mouth and roll around like a rubber ball. I can
go along with a gag, sister, Jack.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You say comedians are born and not made. Now did
you get into show business as a comedian?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, As a matter of fact, done. I started out
as a concert violinist.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You started out as a janitor the Barrison Theater in
wal Keegan as a janitor. Yes, I found an old
picture of you and you were holding a broom.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I was holding that room because I was cast as
a witch in a Halloween play.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That takes care of the broom.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Good, Now explain the Dutch pan.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, you got me in a corner again. You know,
someday I'd like to broadcast from a roundhouse. And oh, Phil,
hi Jackson, how's the old gent with the gray hair?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
He's fine. I just got a letter from my dad
this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Still means you I know who we mean.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Anyway, Thanks for asking, Phil.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Phil, how are you coming along with your French lessons?
Have you learned anything new?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yes, how's our French scholar progressing?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Remember last week how I learned to say germane la panetta?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yes you wait the window? Yes, yes, I remember.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well, get a load of this one ger door may don.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
La on creer.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Very good, very good, Phil, What does that mean I
sleep in the ink? Well?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What what are you talking about? You sleep in the Inkwell?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
He must have had a fight with Alice.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Look, Phill, as long as you're studying French. Why don't
you learn something that makes sense? Jackson at the tough language.
I gotta take it anyway. I can get it all right.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Sleep in the inkwell, eat the window. It's your life.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All I ask is that you don't show off when
Humphrey BullGuard gets here. Humphrey BullGuard is he going to
be on the program tonife. Yes, we're going to finish
the murder mystery we started last week, and Bullgard has
had a lot of experience along that line in picture,
so I thought he'd be just the right guy for
my assistance.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Let me get this straight. Humphrey BullGuard is going to
be your assistant.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, that is he's going to be one of my assistants.
Phil will be my first assistant, and Bogart will help Phil.
It'll work out fine, now, Dennis, yes please, Hm, you
of course are going to be the murdered man, and
you will have to lay on the floor again tonight.
I figured on that so well. My old clothes. You
can't wear old clothes sposed to be mister Homer J.
Priitwig a wealthy stockbroker. Have you seen the market reports lately?
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That's not the point anyway. Take this carnation and put
it in your buttonhole so you look a little more convincing.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And here's another thing, Jack, he's here? Who who's here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well, Hello Humphrey, Hello Jack, glad to see you, ladies
and gentlemen. That star of Warner Brothers pictures, mister Humphrey Bogot,
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well, Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Is don nice you to come over here tonight and
help us solve our little murder mystery. I'm glad to
do it, Jack. I heard you play last week and
I figured somebody should do something about it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Good, good, say Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
We'll start casting in a minute, But first I want
you to meet the members of my gang. This great
big fellow here is Don Wilson. It's a pleasure. Don
pull her there, Humphrey.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh, watch out down. He's as strong as a three
cent cigar.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You oughta know. Quiet, And Humphrey, this is Mary Livingston,
our little comedian. Uh say something funny for mister Bogart. Mary,
Oh shut up, we'll shake hands with him anyway. Okay,
ladon know him, Miss Livingston put her there out, Mary.
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And this is Dennis Day, our young tenor. And Phil Harris,
our musical genius. Hi Fellas von Schwier, Come on, tellypoo Humphrey.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Whom is that French? Humphrey? Well, phil Uh, stop stop
showing off, you know mister?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh God, I took that girl to see you and
all through the night. Did you make a hit with her?
Did you make a hit?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Dennis?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Ah, she kind of liked me. Eh kid, well she
talks out of the side of her mouth. K Now
that means anything.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Well, that's real hero worship. I guess we can get
started with the casting. Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
They wears Rochester. I'd like to see him.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh, he won't be with us tonight, Humphrey. He has
a cold.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He'll be all right next week though. He's got the
strongest cough medicine. Well, let's get started. You've met everybody.
What about me? Am I an old shoe or something.
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Believe me, Virgil, he's not interested in meeting you, but
if it'll make you happy, all right, Humphrey, this is
Virgil Rhymer, our great sound man, to meet you at
the Rhymer. I've admned your work on this program for
a long time, you see. Okay, okay, now let's get
on with our sketch this evening, Ladies and gentlemen, where
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are going to present the second episode of our mystery melodrama,
The fright Wig Murder Case?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Or that rug will have to go to.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The cleaners now? Dennis Day will be mister fright Wig,
the victim. How do you folks?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Lay down?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Mary will be his wife who misses him now but
didn't when she shot him. And Don, Yes, Jack, you're
gonna be Jurgen the Butler. Only this week. I wish
you'd be a little more high brow. Can you talk
with an English accent?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Try?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Good, ladies and gentlemen, The next time you toddle down
to your neighborhood grocer, why don't you ask the clerk
for a package of Jella pacas and you will find
that it comes in six televisly divine flavors strawberry, raspberry, cherry,
irange seven and Fiftif Don, if it weren't for the
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fact that you were talking about our product, I'd say
that your accent was about as English as tambo and tamba.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You know now where are we?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh? Yes, I of course will play the part of
Detective Captain o'benny of Police Headquarters Phil Harris will be
my assistant, and mister Humphrey Bogart will be Phil's assistant
now in this drama, yes to mante Jack, hold it
but your mind repeating that? Well, certainly, I said, Uh,
I'll be detective Captain Obenny. Phil will be my assistant,
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and you'll be Phil's assistant. I see, Hell, I'd like
to speak to you about that.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Uh huh what do you own about?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Why?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
What's uh? What's on your mind? Humphrey?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, frankly, I don't like the idea of being Phil's assistant. Well,
all right, and you can be my assistant and Phil
can be yours now on this drama. Yes, the second
Blue Eye.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well thank you? What what is it? Humphrey?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Now, let's get this straight. Here's the way it's gonna be. See,
I'm the captain. Phil's gonna be my assistant, and you're
gonna be his assistant. Hmm but uh but Humphy, Look,
I don't want any trouble. I'm a nice, easy going guy,
but I didn't come over here to get kicked around.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well, who'll kicked you? And did you kick him?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Dennis?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Did you kick him down?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You know what I mean? I'm gonna be the captain
and that's final, all right, all right, and you don't
have to grab my coat while you're talking to me.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I'll let go.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
And another thing, mister Vogt, I'm paying you for being
here on this program tonight, so you can be a
little more civil. Oh you're gonna pay me? Yeah, Well,
I'm not exactly paying you in cash, but I was
going to send you a lovely present, a fountain panner
or something. Now you send me a fountain pen, I'll
squatter right in your rye.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Mm Is that so?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Jack?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Let him be the captain?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
What else can I do? Got a good mind to
punch him right in the nose?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Well, why don't you?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Because he's carrying a gun.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
He's what again?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
He's tacking again? Well, anyway, ladies and.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Gentlemen, Sir Humphrey Bogart will play the part of Detective
Captain O Benny. I want my own name, alright, sheall
be Old Bogart.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
And Phil I will be your assistant.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I I are you happy? Yes? Well then wat call me?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
How many times do I have to tell you?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Now? This exciting drama? Ladies in general, iguam immediately after
a number by Phil Harrison his orchestra play Phil, here's
my part. Humphrey gets familiar?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
What else?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Oh, I'll.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That wasp pedal rendered by Phil Harris and his orchestra
render meaning to tear apart.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Virgil?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Now, Burjie'll get away from that mic.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
And stop trying to be funny on my program.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
What's the matter? Do you see the handwriting on the wall?
Now listen, Virgil?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Virgil? If I have any more trouble with you, you're getting
out of here. I'd also like to get rid of Boguart.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What was that? What did you say? I said? When
I was a kid, I had a go cart? Do
you mind if I had a little pawna.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Hm?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
If I hadn't given a quart of blood to the
Red Cross, I'd tear him the piece.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
A quarter blood.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Yes, you've been down there ten times and I haven't
even found a vein yet.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
He'll fine one. Don't worry. I'll settle down. Everybody. Let
me announce our play.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Pardon me, Jack, I'm announcing it all right, announce it boy.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I'm never supposed to check Ham. I wanna have my
head examined for inviting him over here.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
And will you cut out that mumbling. Listen, I've been
talking to myself for twenty years. I'm not gonna start now.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Go I had announced a play.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Hmm and now, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to
offer the second episode of our mystery melodrom entitled The
Fright's Wig Murder Case or All through the Night, and.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Had to give his new picture a plug. I like
the picture, though, but what I could have done with
his part?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Boy Jack pipe down? How you may remember last week,
mister Homer J. Frightwig found murdered in his dance. He
was shot several times. In fact, his chest looked like
a well patronized punchboard. Boy, I'd have gotten a yell
with that line, I yelled. They'd have screamed at me, Bojo,
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go ahead, humphreya. Gangster Captain o'penny was calling to the
case but was unable to make any headway. So this
week I will solve the crime.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'll bet go ahead, you thug.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
As the scene opens, we find Detective Captain o'bogard and
his two assistant To make a mistake, can say, we
find Detective Captain o'bogad and his two assistants yeah, in
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her office a police headquartered. Could a music I'll sargeant
O Harris, Yes, Captain, what's new? One official robbery? Did
you find out if the chauffeur had anything to do
with it? Well, it couldn't have been. The shauff Cafi
had an air tight al of Halibis Alibis. This is
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the third month of the investigation and went over withther
than where when we started. Something has got to be done.
I tell you I want action. Do you understand action?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yes, sir, not scaring me. I can tell you that.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I listen, O Harris. What makes you think the chauffeur
is innocent? Well, at the time of the robbery was
out of town. We placed him as far as al
Tuna Pennsylvami, I'll tune eh, Boy, would I hit?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I used to be in that town. Stop the show
every night?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Hello? What happened after he left out? Tuna always faced
him as for as Chicago, and then we lost track
of him TI last week when he turned up in
Los Angeles with a blonde with a blonde Hey, shut up,
all right, but if you ask me there's a phone,
I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'll take it. I'll take it all right, take it.
Such a little guy. I can't understand why I don't
slug him. You're a coward? Oh yes, oh well.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hello Hello Police Headquarters. Captain Obogan speaking Hello Bogie.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
This is missus Homer j Frightwig.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Oh yes, yes, what is it, Missus fright Wig?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Listen, Cathy, why don't you come over and investigate.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
My husband's murder?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's no use, I can't find any clothes.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well drop in anyway, it's a rainy afternoon.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Come on over, okay, madam, but I'm gonna find out
who killed your husband.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
If you're real nice, i'll tell you. Come on over.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes, ma'am, I'll be there in a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Swell, bring some olives. I've got the toothpicks along along.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Who was that? Cap?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Who was it?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Fine part I've got wish I had my violin with me.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, who was it?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That was missus Homer Jay fright Week. Come on, man,
we're going over to her house right away, and I'm
gonna solve this crime. Oh my name ain't go bow guard.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Calling all cars, calling all cars.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Enjoy your ride. You'll soon be walking. That is all.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Well here we are, cap.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, this is the place. All right, break the door down, Openny.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yes, sir, stand back, open this door.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I'll break it down. Open this door, I'll break it down. Well,
what are you waiting for, boord Joe? Break down the door.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Please.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You won't hear a single splitter until you apologize.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
All right, I'm sorry I boiled you out.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Now go ahead with the door. Very good.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Well, who's this? Good evening?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Gentlemen?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Did you ring ring?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
This guy's a bucker cap I know who he is.
Now listen you where's the body.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
That ain't a bearskin rug grinning at you?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's mister Frank Gig all right, and he's laying there
just the way he was shot. Oh, for goodness sake,
some tough guy have don anything?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
He faints?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Come on, Humphrey, find out who've done it?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Just a minute? Mess? Who are you? I am fifty
the French maid Anne Alison Faith. My name is Fiffy.
I'm in a hurry sit down, will say let me
talk to her. Cap. I speak the language, very fluent,
fluent talas and pt. What do you know about this murder?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
You Sayriandi judas Inez Sma BONI is the natural monge.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Me we wi just without to take a four juman solitaire.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We we.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Jevrendevous amacan America. We wo ran contre the corner and
sunset and Western at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
What you say, Harris, I don't know, but I'll be there. Oh, lies,
she must have a friend.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Find policeman.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Why is guy with the case? And grill?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Missus fright Wig?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Where is she here? She comes?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Now?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Well, good evening, Jens, pull up my husband and srown.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Oh listen, mister fright you keep out of this. All right,
all right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Take a look around this house. If I can find
some clues.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'll tell me, missus fright Wig, what do you know
about this murder?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Grill me, Cap, grill me, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I want the truth? Did you shoot your husband? Couldn't
have been cupid. There's no arrows in him. I don't
believe you killed him, missus frank Wig.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm gonna stay right in this house until we find
out who committed the crime.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Okay, boys, how do you like your eggs?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Say calf Cap? I just wrote a he's not closet, annoy. Yeah,
there's somebody hiding in there. It might be the murderers.
Let me have your gun. I didn't bring it with me.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Here, take mine.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I thanks, I'll listen to you. We know you're in
that closet, so come out, Come out with your hands up.
Come out?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Do you hear.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Fellas surprised?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh it's you? What were you doing in that closet though, Benny, I'll.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Tell you what I was doing there. I can't keep
it seating any longer.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I committed that crime. I murdered mister Homer.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Jay Frankly, what are you talking about? I kill him?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I tell you killed him? Kill him? He went a
dirty ratney?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
How to come into him?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
And I'm glad I didn't.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
I tell you, glad, glad.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You did nothing of the kind. You're just trying to
build up your part.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I am now, come on, fellaws, I confess slapped the
handkeruffs on me.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Take me to jail.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What are you waiting for?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What a come on, mister Friedgig. Let you and I
go out and have a cup of coffee. Okay, I'm
going with you.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
No, no, you can't go into your rescie. I'm a killer.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Do you hear? A killer? And I also committed nuts.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well, I'll be darned.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Hey, where they go?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
They went off for some coffee. Mister frank Wig. Oh
that stupid boguy doesn't believe I killed you.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Well that's the way it goes.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Yeah, say do you play gin rummy? Sure we'll lay
down and start dealing. Okay, headed boys, Hey.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Won't you be proud?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Won't the family be pleased when you serve this grand
dessert impair peach mold, A swell, jellow treat that's bound
to win you compliments galore.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Get a treat that's delightfully easy to make.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
All you do is simply dissolve one package of Irons
jello in one pint of hot water and peach juice,
and the chill until slightly thicken.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Next fall in one cup of can.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The sliced peaches drained, or if you wish, a box
of quick frozen sliced peaches freshly thawed, then mold and
chill until firm, and there's a mighty attractive, mighty good
dessert delicious blend of juicy, golden sliced peaches and bright
shimmering Irons jello. So get a can of sliced peaches
or a box of quick frozen sliced peaches mere gross
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of tomorrow and combine them with irons Jello for a
really delightful treat. But be sure you get genuine Jello, friends,
because Jello's new locked in flavor gives you extra richness,
makes Jello more tempting and delicious than ever.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
This is the last number of the eighteenth program in
the Curag Jello series, and we will be with you
again next Sunday at the same time. Well, Humphrey, thanks
very much for coming up here tonight. You kind of
took over the program, didn't you. I did it that?
No hard feelings, Jack, No, no, no, you are very amusing.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Take him out and yelling him a couple of popes.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
What was what was that? I said?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Good night, folks.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
I always say that to night folks, Humphrey Bogart afarred
on our program with ours.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Purtiser Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Picture Ifunet caught out the Marines is from the picture.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Of the same day Jello puddings. Please just say that
to your grocer tomorrow, friends, and see if you don't
make the acquaintance of some.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Of the swellest desserts you ever tasted.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Jello puddings rich, creamy puddings made by the same folks
who make jello. There's Jello vanilla pudding, smooth, mellow, and
thrillingly rich tops for delicate, tempting flavor. And not only
grand is a pudding, but perfect is a creamy filling
for pies, tarts and cakes. So tomorrow when you order jello,
get jello pudding too. They're just like Grandma's, only more so.
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The Jello program came to you from Hollywood. This is
the National Broadcasting Company k f I, Los Angeles,
The Jello Program brought to you by Jello and Jello.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Pudding, starring Jack Benny, with Barry.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Livingston, Tilharris, Dennis Day Rochester, and Yours Truly, Don Wilson.
The Orchestra opens the program with call Out the Marine.
Back in Grandma's day, when Grandma wanted to serve the
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folks but particularly fine dessert, the dessert she charles was
pretty apt to be rich, shimmering Jello, and today housewives
still reach for that familiar red lettered package, still depend
on Jello for their most tempting treats. Yes, Jello is
now more than ever America's favorite gelatin dessert. Because Jello
today is better than ever. That famous Jello flavor has
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a new vividness, a new thrill to it. It's now
protected for your pleasure by a new and exclusive Jello process,
a process that locks Jello's intriguing goodness right into the
tiny jello particles and gives you an exciting, new richness
and extra delicious flavor that will have you shouting Hurrah
for the first time you taste it. But why not
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prove all this for yourself? Open the package of jello.
Notice that there's no sweet fruity aroma, no sign of
escaping flavor. Then dissolve the jello just as you went
in making a jello dessert, and notice how the captive
flavor rushes out marvelously. Rich, ask your grocer for several
packages of jello tomorrow and discover for yourself how Jello's
new process makes Jello better than ever. That was call
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out the Marines played by the orchestra, and now, ladies
and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Inasmuch as this evening.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Marks the halfway point of our radio season, I think
it only fair that we paid tribute to the man
who has contributed his invaluable services to the Jello Show. Well,
a man upon whose broad shoulders rest the burden of
maintaining the high comedy level of this program. Key, and
here he is, folks, our sound effects man, mister Virgil Rhymer.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Hey, Hey, what is that Jello again? This is Virgil
Rymer talking and folks, I want to tell you this
is the happiest thing in a Wait a mina wait
a minute, what's going on here?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Don Well?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Jack, I thought the public might be sort of tired
of hearing me introduce you a week after week, so
for a switch I thought i'd introduced one of the men.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh oh, you thought you'd pull a little surprise on
your old boss. Huh. Then you certainly fell.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
For it, I did. I did it that well done.
I've got a little surprise for you too.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Remember one day in New York when I was having
lunch with Harry Vonzel Uh huh, and you got all
upset about it, and I told you not to worry. Yes, well,
knit your eyebrows. Brother, the heat's on again. Now let's
get going with the program. Okay, Jelo again, this is
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Virgil rhymer talking and folks, A funny thing happened to
me on the way jee.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Go away well and stick to your sound effect.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh, give him a chance, Jack, After all, I introduced him,
so let him say a few words.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh all right, go ahead, Burgil, but make it snappy,
thanks chum, Ladies and gentlemen. A funny thing happened to
me on the way to the studio. I was walking
down the street, hm, and the traffic was something terrible
all for Pete's saying, When all of a sudden, a
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panhandler walked up and asked me for a nickel for
a cup of coffee, so I gave it to him.
Oh fine, now listen, Virgil. Just then it started to rain, rain, so.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Wonder it didn't thunder.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Now cut that off, all right, Virgil. You gave the
panhandler a nickel, So what happened? It was a lead nickel,
so he took out his gun and killed me. I
thank you. Oh that was very clever. No, I'll get up
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off the floor and go back to your clinks and clanks. Oh,
hello Mary, Hello Jack.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
What's the sound man doing on the floor, Virgil?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh he's just trying to be funny. Everybody working for
NBC wants to be a comedian.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, what's wrong with that? Give the kid a chance.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Listen, Mary, comedians are born, not made. Take me for instance.
I got the biggest laugh you ever heard when I
was only three months old.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
What'd you do?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Make off like a fan dancer with your diapers?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You know? I used to stick my feet in my
mouth and roll around like a rubber ball. I can
go along with a gag, sister, Jack.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You say comedians are born and not made. Now did
you get into show business as a comedian?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, As a matter of fact, done. I started out
as a concert violinist.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You started out as a janitor the Barrison Theater in
wal Keegan as a janitor. Yes, I found an old
picture of you and you were holding a broom.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I was holding that room because I was cast as
a witch in a Halloween play.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That takes care of the broom.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Good, Now explain the Dutch pan.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, you got me in a corner again. You know,
someday I'd like to broadcast from a roundhouse. And oh, Phil,
hi Jackson, how's the old gent with the gray hair?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
He's fine. I just got a letter from my dad
this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Still means you I know who we mean.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Anyway, Thanks for asking, Phil.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Phil, how are you coming along with your French lessons?
Have you learned anything new?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yes, how's our French scholar progressing?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Remember last week how I learned to say germane la panetta?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yes you wait the window? Yes, yes, I remember.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well, get a load of this one ger door may don.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
La on creer.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Very good, very good, Phil, What does that mean I
sleep in the ink? Well?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What what are you talking about? You sleep in the Inkwell?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
He must have had a fight with Alice.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Look, Phill, as long as you're studying French. Why don't
you learn something that makes sense? Jackson at the tough language.
I gotta take it anyway. I can get it all right.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Sleep in the inkwell, eat the window. It's your life.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All I ask is that you don't show off when
Humphrey BullGuard gets here. Humphrey BullGuard is he going to
be on the program tonife. Yes, we're going to finish
the murder mystery we started last week, and Bullgard has
had a lot of experience along that line in picture,
so I thought he'd be just the right guy for
my assistance.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Let me get this straight. Humphrey BullGuard is going to
be your assistant.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, that is he's going to be one of my assistants.
Phil will be my first assistant, and Bogart will help Phil.
It'll work out fine, now, Dennis, yes please, Hm, you
of course are going to be the murdered man, and
you will have to lay on the floor again tonight.
I figured on that so well. My old clothes. You
can't wear old clothes sposed to be mister Homer J.
Priitwig a wealthy stockbroker. Have you seen the market reports lately?
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That's not the point anyway. Take this carnation and put
it in your buttonhole so you look a little more convincing.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And here's another thing, Jack, he's here? Who who's here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well, Hello Humphrey, Hello Jack, glad to see you, ladies
and gentlemen. That star of Warner Brothers pictures, mister Humphrey Bogot,
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well, Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Is don nice you to come over here tonight and
help us solve our little murder mystery. I'm glad to
do it, Jack. I heard you play last week and
I figured somebody should do something about it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Good, good, say Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
We'll start casting in a minute, But first I want
you to meet the members of my gang. This great
big fellow here is Don Wilson. It's a pleasure. Don
pull her there, Humphrey.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh, watch out down. He's as strong as a three
cent cigar.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You oughta know. Quiet, And Humphrey, this is Mary Livingston,
our little comedian. Uh say something funny for mister Bogart. Mary,
Oh shut up, we'll shake hands with him anyway. Okay,
ladon know him, Miss Livingston put her there out, Mary.
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And this is Dennis Day, our young tenor. And Phil Harris,
our musical genius. Hi Fellas von Schwier, Come on, tellypoo Humphrey.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Whom is that French? Humphrey? Well, phil Uh, stop stop
showing off, you know mister?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh God, I took that girl to see you and
all through the night. Did you make a hit with her?
Did you make a hit?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Dennis?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Ah, she kind of liked me. Eh kid, well she
talks out of the side of her mouth. K Now
that means anything.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Well, that's real hero worship. I guess we can get
started with the casting. Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
They wears Rochester. I'd like to see him.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh, he won't be with us tonight, Humphrey. He has
a cold.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He'll be all right next week though. He's got the
strongest cough medicine. Well, let's get started. You've met everybody.
What about me? Am I an old shoe or something.
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Believe me, Virgil, he's not interested in meeting you, but
if it'll make you happy, all right, Humphrey, this is
Virgil Rhymer, our great sound man, to meet you at
the Rhymer. I've admned your work on this program for
a long time, you see. Okay, okay, now let's get
on with our sketch this evening, Ladies and gentlemen, where
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are going to present the second episode of our mystery melodrama,
The fright Wig Murder Case?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Or that rug will have to go to.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The cleaners now? Dennis Day will be mister fright Wig,
the victim. How do you folks?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Lay down?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Mary will be his wife who misses him now but
didn't when she shot him. And Don, Yes, Jack, you're
gonna be Jurgen the Butler. Only this week. I wish
you'd be a little more high brow. Can you talk
with an English accent?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Try?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Good, ladies and gentlemen, The next time you toddle down
to your neighborhood grocer, why don't you ask the clerk
for a package of Jella pacas and you will find
that it comes in six televisly divine flavors strawberry, raspberry, cherry,
irange seven and Fiftif Don, if it weren't for the
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fact that you were talking about our product, I'd say
that your accent was about as English as tambo and tamba.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You know now where are we?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh? Yes, I of course will play the part of
Detective Captain o'benny of Police Headquarters Phil Harris will be
my assistant, and mister Humphrey Bogart will be Phil's assistant
now in this drama, yes to mante Jack, hold it
but your mind repeating that? Well, certainly, I said, Uh,
I'll be detective Captain Obenny. Phil will be my assistant,
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and you'll be Phil's assistant. I see, Hell, I'd like
to speak to you about that.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Uh huh what do you own about?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Why?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
What's uh? What's on your mind? Humphrey?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, frankly, I don't like the idea of being Phil's assistant. Well,
all right, and you can be my assistant and Phil
can be yours now on this drama. Yes, the second
Blue Eye.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well thank you? What what is it? Humphrey?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Now, let's get this straight. Here's the way it's gonna be. See,
I'm the captain. Phil's gonna be my assistant, and you're
gonna be his assistant. Hmm but uh but Humphy, Look,
I don't want any trouble. I'm a nice, easy going guy,
but I didn't come over here to get kicked around.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well, who'll kicked you? And did you kick him?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Dennis?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Did you kick him down?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You know what I mean? I'm gonna be the captain
and that's final, all right, all right, and you don't
have to grab my coat while you're talking to me.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I'll let go.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
And another thing, mister Vogt, I'm paying you for being
here on this program tonight, so you can be a
little more civil. Oh you're gonna pay me? Yeah, Well,
I'm not exactly paying you in cash, but I was
going to send you a lovely present, a fountain panner
or something. Now you send me a fountain pen, I'll
squatter right in your rye.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Mm Is that so?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Jack?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Let him be the captain?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
What else can I do? Got a good mind to
punch him right in the nose?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Well, why don't you?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Because he's carrying a gun.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
He's what again?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
He's tacking again? Well, anyway, ladies and.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Gentlemen, Sir Humphrey Bogart will play the part of Detective
Captain O Benny. I want my own name, alright, sheall
be Old Bogart.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
And Phil I will be your assistant.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I I are you happy? Yes? Well then wat call me?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
How many times do I have to tell you?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Now? This exciting drama? Ladies in general, iguam immediately after
a number by Phil Harrison his orchestra play Phil, here's
my part. Humphrey gets familiar?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
What else?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Oh, I'll.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That wasp pedal rendered by Phil Harris and his orchestra
render meaning to tear apart.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Virgil?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Now, Burjie'll get away from that mic.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
And stop trying to be funny on my program.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
What's the matter? Do you see the handwriting on the wall?
Now listen, Virgil?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Virgil? If I have any more trouble with you, you're getting
out of here. I'd also like to get rid of Boguart.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What was that? What did you say? I said? When
I was a kid, I had a go cart? Do
you mind if I had a little pawna.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Hm?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
If I hadn't given a quart of blood to the
Red Cross, I'd tear him the piece.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
A quarter blood.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Yes, you've been down there ten times and I haven't
even found a vein yet.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
He'll fine one. Don't worry. I'll settle down. Everybody. Let
me announce our play.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Pardon me, Jack, I'm announcing it all right, announce it boy.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I'm never supposed to check Ham. I wanna have my
head examined for inviting him over here.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
And will you cut out that mumbling. Listen, I've been
talking to myself for twenty years. I'm not gonna start now.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Go I had announced a play.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Hmm and now, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to
offer the second episode of our mystery melodrom entitled The
Fright's Wig Murder Case or All through the Night, and.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Had to give his new picture a plug. I like
the picture, though, but what I could have done with
his part?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Boy Jack pipe down? How you may remember last week,
mister Homer J. Frightwig found murdered in his dance. He
was shot several times. In fact, his chest looked like
a well patronized punchboard. Boy, I'd have gotten a yell
with that line, I yelled. They'd have screamed at me, Bojo,
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go ahead, humphreya. Gangster Captain o'penny was calling to the
case but was unable to make any headway. So this
week I will solve the crime.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'll bet go ahead, you thug.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
As the scene opens, we find Detective Captain o'bogard and
his two assistant To make a mistake, can say, we
find Detective Captain o'bogad and his two assistants yeah, in
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her office a police headquartered. Could a music I'll sargeant
O Harris, Yes, Captain, what's new? One official robbery? Did
you find out if the chauffeur had anything to do
with it? Well, it couldn't have been. The shauff Cafi
had an air tight al of Halibis Alibis. This is
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the third month of the investigation and went over withther
than where when we started. Something has got to be done.
I tell you I want action. Do you understand action?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yes, sir, not scaring me. I can tell you that.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I listen, O Harris. What makes you think the chauffeur
is innocent? Well, at the time of the robbery was
out of town. We placed him as far as al
Tuna Pennsylvami, I'll tune eh, Boy, would I hit?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I used to be in that town. Stop the show
every night?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Hello? What happened after he left out? Tuna always faced
him as for as Chicago, and then we lost track
of him TI last week when he turned up in
Los Angeles with a blonde with a blonde Hey, shut up,
all right, but if you ask me there's a phone,
I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'll take it. I'll take it all right, take it.
Such a little guy. I can't understand why I don't
slug him. You're a coward? Oh yes, oh well.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hello Hello Police Headquarters. Captain Obogan speaking Hello Bogie.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
This is missus Homer j Frightwig.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Oh yes, yes, what is it, Missus fright Wig?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Listen, Cathy, why don't you come over and investigate.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
My husband's murder?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's no use, I can't find any clothes.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well drop in anyway, it's a rainy afternoon.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Come on over, okay, madam, but I'm gonna find out
who killed your husband.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
If you're real nice, i'll tell you. Come on over.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes, ma'am, I'll be there in a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Swell, bring some olives. I've got the toothpicks along along.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Who was that? Cap?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Who was it?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Fine part I've got wish I had my violin with me.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, who was it?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That was missus Homer Jay fright Week. Come on, man,
we're going over to her house right away, and I'm
gonna solve this crime. Oh my name ain't go bow guard.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Calling all cars, calling all cars.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Enjoy your ride. You'll soon be walking. That is all.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Well here we are, cap.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, this is the place. All right, break the door down, Openny.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yes, sir, stand back, open this door.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I'll break it down. Open this door, I'll break it down. Well,
what are you waiting for, boord Joe? Break down the door.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Please.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You won't hear a single splitter until you apologize.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
All right, I'm sorry I boiled you out.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Now go ahead with the door. Very good.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Well, who's this? Good evening?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Gentlemen?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Did you ring ring?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
This guy's a bucker cap I know who he is.
Now listen you where's the body.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
That ain't a bearskin rug grinning at you?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's mister Frank Gig all right, and he's laying there
just the way he was shot. Oh, for goodness sake,
some tough guy have don anything?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
He faints?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Come on, Humphrey, find out who've done it?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Just a minute? Mess? Who are you? I am fifty
the French maid Anne Alison Faith. My name is Fiffy.
I'm in a hurry sit down, will say let me
talk to her. Cap. I speak the language, very fluent,
fluent talas and pt. What do you know about this murder?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
You Sayriandi judas Inez Sma BONI is the natural monge.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Me we wi just without to take a four juman solitaire.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We we.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Jevrendevous amacan America. We wo ran contre the corner and
sunset and Western at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
What you say, Harris, I don't know, but I'll be there. Oh, lies,
she must have a friend.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Find policeman.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Why is guy with the case? And grill?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Missus fright Wig?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Where is she here? She comes?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Now?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Well, good evening, Jens, pull up my husband and srown.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Oh listen, mister fright you keep out of this. All right,
all right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Take a look around this house. If I can find
some clues.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'll tell me, missus fright Wig, what do you know
about this murder?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Grill me, Cap, grill me, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I want the truth? Did you shoot your husband? Couldn't
have been cupid. There's no arrows in him. I don't
believe you killed him, missus frank Wig.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm gonna stay right in this house until we find
out who committed the crime.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Okay, boys, how do you like your eggs?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Say calf Cap? I just wrote a he's not closet, annoy. Yeah,
there's somebody hiding in there. It might be the murderers.
Let me have your gun. I didn't bring it with me.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Here, take mine.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I thanks, I'll listen to you. We know you're in
that closet, so come out, Come out with your hands up.
Come out?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Do you hear.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Fellas surprised?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh it's you? What were you doing in that closet though, Benny, I'll.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Tell you what I was doing there. I can't keep
it seating any longer.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I committed that crime. I murdered mister Homer.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Jay Frankly, what are you talking about? I kill him?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I tell you killed him? Kill him? He went a
dirty ratney?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
How to come into him?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
And I'm glad I didn't.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
I tell you, glad, glad.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You did nothing of the kind. You're just trying to
build up your part.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I am now, come on, fellaws, I confess slapped the
handkeruffs on me.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Take me to jail.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What are you waiting for?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What a come on, mister Friedgig. Let you and I
go out and have a cup of coffee. Okay, I'm
going with you.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
No, no, you can't go into your rescie. I'm a killer.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Do you hear? A killer? And I also committed nuts.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well, I'll be darned.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Hey, where they go?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
They went off for some coffee. Mister frank Wig. Oh
that stupid boguy doesn't believe I killed you.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Well that's the way it goes.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Yeah, say do you play gin rummy? Sure we'll lay
down and start dealing. Okay, headed boys, Hey.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Won't you be proud?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Won't the family be pleased when you serve this grand
dessert impair peach mold, A swell, jellow treat that's bound
to win you compliments galore.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Get a treat that's delightfully easy to make.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
All you do is simply dissolve one package of Irons
jello in one pint of hot water and peach juice,
and the chill until slightly thicken.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Next fall in one cup of can.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The sliced peaches drained, or if you wish, a box
of quick frozen sliced peaches freshly thawed, then mold and
chill until firm, and there's a mighty attractive, mighty good
dessert delicious blend of juicy, golden sliced peaches and bright
shimmering Irons jello. So get a can of sliced peaches
or a box of quick frozen sliced peaches mere gross
(27:38):
of tomorrow and combine them with irons Jello for a
really delightful treat. But be sure you get genuine Jello, friends,
because Jello's new locked in flavor gives you extra richness,
makes Jello more tempting and delicious than ever.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
This is the last number of the eighteenth program in
the Curag Jello series, and we will be with you
again next Sunday at the same time. Well, Humphrey, thanks
very much for coming up here tonight. You kind of
took over the program, didn't you. I did it that?
No hard feelings, Jack, No, no, no, you are very amusing.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Take him out and yelling him a couple of popes.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
What was what was that? I said?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Good night, folks.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
I always say that to night folks, Humphrey Bogart afarred
on our program with ours.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Purtiser Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Picture Ifunet caught out the Marines is from the picture.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Of the same day Jello puddings. Please just say that
to your grocer tomorrow, friends, and see if you don't
make the acquaintance of some.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Of the swellest desserts you ever tasted.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Jello puddings rich, creamy puddings made by the same folks
who make jello. There's Jello vanilla pudding, smooth, mellow, and
thrillingly rich tops for delicate, tempting flavor. And not only
grand is a pudding, but perfect is a creamy filling
for pies, tarts and cakes. So tomorrow when you order jello,
get jello pudding too. They're just like Grandma's, only more so.
(29:18):
The Jello program came to you from Hollywood. This is
the National Broadcasting Company k f I, Los Angeles,
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