8122025 GEORGE WALLACE

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, step by step amon industry, every corn and those

(00:26):
my big shoes scuffing by my.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Saucy crossing lines. They say, be well what I'm flying
free without a cat. It's the jay watched the experienced,
no rules, no fence.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Walker, Jay Walking. Pleasure to meet you, God bet you
the great. Nice to meet you too. I saw you
with the mister Jeff in this water. Oh you're dead. Yeah.
I actually called him and told me I was the
interview you. He said, okay, yeah that was him.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
He told me you call. Oh yeah, we were at
breakfast this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah oh yeah, oh yeah, Well let me know when
you're ready. I'll give you a three. I'm ready to go.
I'm sending here business here. I guess you see all
this Christmas ship around men got I brought everything on Amazon.
I got everything you say on Amazon, from the nose
tu to your name, it ass telephones, to the shoes,

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the water of the pocket. Here's what if our producers,
Doctor Jackson, how you doing today? Are you doing? Jr?
You got that great beer? Okay, that's what makes us
look good. I'm getting ready. Hey, I'm getting ready to
shave mining and and dye my hair black. I just

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got you dying my hair black and letting it grow gray.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Let me go gray.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, we get more that way.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
It's good to beat you, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Happy holiday. You said you okay, you got a deal down?
All right? Three? Two? All right, John, welcome back. Wow,
welcome back to the Jay Walker show. Well. I used
to worry legend a lot, but today I am literally
sitting here talking to a comedy legend, a veteran in

(02:22):
the game, y'all, mister Las Vegas. Hold on, I'm talking
to somebody on the phone.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'm doing something here. I'm talking to some people.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hold on, plans a dealer with mister George Wallace. I
got some moment from about my bother man. I hold on,
how you got my number?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Bothering?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Remember right now?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I got to go you gott I say nothing about
my pink case either.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You do with the pink case. Listen to me. You
lose the one in black, so this is the most
popular color. You don't lose this when you sit it
on the table, So that's why you get pink. Wow.
How you doing that, mister George Wallace? I feel good
all over. I'm busy. It's two days Is it two
days before Christmas or three days days before it? Two days?
Two days before Christmas? Yeah? So I got all my

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Christmas gifts here. I got it. You see all this
stuff in the back, from sunglasses to uh I just
bought it all. Man, My my, my friends, my family,
I got. I got every cheap thing you can find
on television.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I got the pocket holes here, you know the pocket holes.
That's the water holes.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
That that spans can find something like that from me
from my holes. Oh man. So you'll be at Birmingham
the New Year's Eve weekend on tour, Miss Marshall Wartfield,
talk about that for me. Let me tell you something.
I'm coming to Birmingham at the probably one of the
nicest comedy clubs in America, at the start On Comedy Club.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
And you guys are so lucky in that area.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
If you're in the area, I don't know, you could
be listening to us in Ohio or something like that.
But if you come into Premiham, if you know somebody
in Birmingham, you tell them that George Wallace and the
Great Marshall Warfield we will be at the Start on
New Year's Eve weekend.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
That your producer doing that stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yes, yes, I met your producer. You know something wrong
with him? Right? That's not him, that's Damon. That's Damon
doing that. That's not mister Jackson engineered damon On. Wait
a second, let me look. I'm wearing across and you
probably one of was hanging off my neck. Ye uh huh.

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That's a cross because I'm a bishop in the church.
All the bishops were acrossing and put it in the
I don't have you not when you became a bishop,
don't you worried? Abo Before the show, we were talking
about Jed to the Brown, So y'all have this this
great animosity talking about the mamas. What is that couple about.

(04:50):
I don't know, but I don't like him, and I
don't like it daddy. Nobody know who his real daddy is.
You'll never hear something, but I was I'm always shopping
for I'm doing Christmas shopping for his mama right now.
And I'm sure you've heard me tell you before. She's
always uh. She's an outdoors person. She's into sports, and

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so I don't know what is the sporting good store
buying her.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
It's just across the street from me. The Big One,
the sporting good Store. Wasn't it is it ricks?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
What what'd you say? It's about good? Yeah, Dick spoiding good.
If you if you buy her big one, the big
if you buy her, if you bring her bag with
with with Dick's on it, the halfest later in the world.

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You have to worry about that, you know. I really
think they should take that name off the television. They
shouldn't have that bus store. But that's the name, right,
that's the name of it about it? So can you
take me back to your early years when you first
discovered your passion for comedy and how did that realization

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shape your career path.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Listen to me. I am so blessed.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I wanted to be a comedian at the early age
of six, six years old. I used to watch Rodney Dangerfoot. Well,
let me tell the truth. It was Red Fox, Jackie,
Mums Maybley. People. You don't know about the Judge Peak,
Meat Marker because you're young. You don't know about these
older black comedians, but they are in my history and
I loved them. I used to watch the party records,

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not party records, but we were kids, but they would
call blue records back party records. Back in the day,
MAM's maybe wild Man Steve Black comedians, and I would
take your jokes back to school and everybody would laugh.
So I was not the class clown, but I was.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
The humor, the human man. And I love doing that.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
And when I to this day, when I see happy
when I see happy people, it makes me happier. I
love doing what I do, and I think, thank God
for how many people live their passion every day. I
love what I do, and I thank God. I'm about
to check up right now, and I thank God because
all I do is lie. I love to lie. I
tell a lie, then the great. I don't lie as

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much as the weather person, but you know, why not
lie the other person does the wether person lie? Well,
I always tell you what is right there in Birmingham.
In the next week, they gonna tell you thirty five
degrees outside, but it feels like it's fifteen. That mean,
if it feels like it's fifteen, it's fifteen. I'm lying
to the people. Everybody lies, especially them churches in Alabama.

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I got a passionating pastor Beason. Uh. He'll walk up
in the pool pit and say, open the Bible on
Sunday morning, He'll walk up in the pool pit and say,
I won't be long with the Bible in his hand,
just put out lying. I'm gonna talk about him when
I get to Birmingham, Alabama. The other preacher's lie, life

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was a lot. You ain't lying, you ain't living. And
we're gonna be talking about all when I when I'm
definitely can't wait to get to Birmingham. I want to
talk about Bestma. I want to talk about everyone's don't
nobody know where it is, first of all, except that

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anybody ever.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Heard of except that people live in Alabama.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
You want talk about God Major Birmingham International Airport. And
I told it. I wrote this joke in Birmingham. The
only thing international in Birmingham is the House of Pancakes.
Let's get this straight right off the battle. And I'm
gonna tell that when I get there. Wow, but you
talking there? You got some good barbecue there? Yeah, great barbecue.

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What's your favorite barbecue spot here?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Well, they're gonna take me to a new one because
you know I like to.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I like to.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I love barbecue all over the world.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I'm a connoisseur barbecue, and I you know, I started
with Dreamland many years ago. Oh yeah, I loved it.
But then I want They said there's another place there
and they're gonna take me to because I told them
I want some good barbecue. I want to go some
place where a barbecue where somebody just got shot. You know,
that's some good barbecue. And then nobody get out of
nobody got out of line. So they take me to

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the owner of w A TV is taking me against
some good barbecue. Wow, that's Courtney French. Courtney French. Yes,
he's taking me. Yes, they get some some some barbecue. Wow. Wow.
Didn't you hear about the Carlie Russell story? Who the
Colie Russell? What happened? You know when she saw she
saw the baby outside the road and that she was

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actually the hotel room for a couple of days. Yeah.
Is she from Birmingham. She's Fromham. Oh my goodness, says
some crazy people in Birmingham. You're the first city to
head a drivet your funeral home. I think you remember
that they had a funeral home and you drive up
to the window in the bottom would come up like that,

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and you wait in line and then when you put
them off, they say you want some prize for that.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
I remember all that stuff about Birmingham.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I'm a lot of fun, a lot of fun. So
I know last year you was on tour with j
Anthony Brown and Mara Jane and this year you're going
there with Marshall Warkfield. So why Marshall Wartfield Because Marcia
has been she retired for a while and she's new
and everybody loves her. If you remember her from Night Court,
She's actually gonna be on the new night Court coming

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up January second. You'll see her on the New Night Court,
and it's just wonderful to half her back out there
with me. She was a comedian when I first got
to Californias, and when I pull up to the comedy store,
she was one of the first blacks to greet me.
And I never forgot that. I never forgot that. I know.
I love to help people that's not been around for
a while, and that's why Jay and Maron I went

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out together. And we were with Tom Joining for so
many years as you know, and so we're still together.
We're still friends as you as you know. We ate
breakfast this morning together. I can't stand neither one of them,
but we have to stay together because I'm mama's you know. Yeah,
all are dead now when we talk about mama, all
our mamas are deceased. If your mama ain't deceased, you

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can't play with us. Okay, if your mama still living,
you can't play. Wow, I'm gonna tell you a fun fact.
So last year, y'all came to Birmingham in September. If
I'm not mistaken, yeah, September at the Start Dog. I
actually played the Start Dog like two nights before, y'all.

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A night before, y'all, I was in the Broadway room, y'all,
we in the Mayorroland. I see what was the same
night and y'all took all my people from the Broadway
room to the room. Well, what you complaining about? I
got this worry about the same thing. Rich Smiling having
a show in Birmingham the same weekend than I am.
He's taking. I never liked Richie Smiling from the first
day he opened for me back thirty some years ago

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he opened for me. I told me he'll never open
for me again, and transcense. Then if you see him,
you tell him I still don't like him. I don't
like his mama either. Ricky smiling. He ain't that.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
He ain't that smiling all the time.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
So you and Jerry side feel are really best friends.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I'm the real George on the show. Did you know that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
I didn't know that. I'm his roommate for thirteen years.
I'm the one that's his roommate, real roommate. I'm best
man in this wedding, and I'm the father of his kids.
He's my best friend. I wish everybody had a friend
like Jerry Seinfeldt. And uh, we do lots of things together.
We travel together, we do so much with the family.

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He just got in about three hours ago from Israel.
He was over there and helping his people, and uh,
and the people love him for standing up for his people.
And uh, he's back here. So he's my best friend. Wow,
who's none of my best friend?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
None of my don't I don't need to know.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I don't know him. I don't know who it is. Anyways,
I'm just talking silly, I would say, Jed the Browns.
I'm just kidding. Don't want to hang up on you,
do you? Yeah? Like that. So you wrote for the
Red Fox Show, and that played a significant port role
in your early career. So could you share some experiences

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from your time there, how it influenced your growth as
a comedian. Well, you know, like Red Fox listening to
his jokes and his party records.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
We loved that as a kid. And when I got
to a.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Los Angeles I was on stage one night and they
asked me, would I like to write for the Red
Fox Show? And I told him I don't think so.
I never written. I'm just learning to be a comedian.
It was within my first year of being a comedian
out there, you know, And they said, they asked me
three weeks in a row. I said, I don't think
I can do it. They said, we've been watching you
and we think you can.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I said, well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Then they said, well it's twenty five hundred dollars a week,
and I said, maybe I can come up with a
little something. And so I did take the job and
I started writing. I only wrote one year. It was
not Sanford and Son. It was the Red Fox Show
Variety hour after the Son had gone off, and so
I wrote that for a year. The show was only
on for one year, and I enjoyed it. I loved it,

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and it was awesome and and and read Fox and George.
What he did, he was he's doing a lot of
drugs back then, so that kind of screwed up his
life a little bit and screwed up the show because
he wouldn't show.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Up for a rehearsal or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
He's just he was out there. But he was still
the number one comedian at the time, and we enjoyed him.
Thank God for him. And then I get an opportunity
to come back but work with Norman Lear who created
samp and Son And now I'm going a new TV
show which is kind of like Sampan and Dora Wow.
And our TV show is based out of Alabama, Mobile, Alabama.

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So I wanted to do Sanford the Son. I basically
just wanted to hear did did it? Did It? Which
is Quincy Jones music, And he said, nonetheless, it's come
up with something. So with what's happening and trending in
America today. A friend of mine has kids and one
of the kids is he's a boy, but he never

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identified as a boy. And then two years ago, Oranges
and New Black were so hot, a light bulb went
off in my head, go, oh, what if I had
a son that was my son, but left Alabama, went
to New York City to do what most entertainers do,
do their own thing. So twenty seven years later, I

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get a knock at my door. I got in an
email and said, Dad, I'm coming home, and I'm telling
everybody my son is coming home. My son is coming home.
And then next day I get a knock at the
door and this beautiful ladies at you do? I said,
how you doing? Apun lady, I ain't got it. I
ain't buying no prepee in the day, nothing like that.
A huge gee over witness Lady. I don't want I

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don't want to watch tower. I was talking to her.
The dad is me, I said, lady, is not a
good time my son? And dad is me.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Wow has one? I noticed the eyes.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I clocked in the eyes as my son has transgendered.
And now I've got to be an old black I'm
an old black man that don't understand this.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
So I got to be educated. You understand what I'm saying,
And tow in America.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Is going to be educated, and we're going to attack
a lot of issues because a lot of kids left
home for many different reasons, could have been their gender,
could have been their child abuse, it could have been drugs,
many different reasons people leave home, and we're going to
tackle those issues. You know, normally he has always been
involved in yes, so uh so I'm dealing with that

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and you know, me dealing with a black transgender child,
me trying to deal with it. You know, I'm going
to be confronted from the Black church because the Black
church is mean his place in the world to handle these,
uh confrontation, these these controversial issues. So I'm gonna be
I think I'm gonna be ready for the church. I

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seen a lot of hell go down in church. And
if you think about church, if you grew up in
church like me, and you did, we seen a lot
of stuff going to church. So you know, we got
to what's that song to Eddie longflugging church? You mind
your own business? He I went to Edditlong Church. That
was an Easter Sunday. I never heard about that because

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I never The reason I won't forget it was Easter Sunday.
It was six thousand people. Church was sold out Easter Sunday,
and everybody had their little colors on and everything, you know,
and and uh, Bishop Eddie Long back in the he's
a good friend of mine. He brought me up on
the stage and and he made me sing that song,
so famous world friend song, and I said I can't sing.

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He said, you better come up with something. And so
my dumba had said he touched me. Oh, he touched me.
Something something happened and no, I know he touched me.
And his son called me. Not told him ago. He said,

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you've got to come do his documentary. I got to
do a documentary for his son on his dad. And
I was scared because I thought he would be angry
because I made that song. He said, no, I know,
my dad knew you. I knew y'all all about it.
And uh, I talk about anything and everybody. So we're
gonna do that in Birmingham too. Wow. So I was
watching you before it is interview. I had to do something,

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you know, I know a lot. I have to do
some other research so I'll be on point. And I
say an interview with Pierre and you was talking about
will Smith. Well Willson takes me off. Yeah he did,
and uh I got when he slapped my son. Chris
Rocket is like my son. And yes, I'll tell you
he's always uh followed me, and uh, yeah, I did.

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I went on on Will Smith. I did. I hated
older Smith. I said that older Smith. You know, Will Smith,
his wife Jada g I Jones, Jada whatever her name. Uh,
the two little weird ass kids, will oh and Will
Let said kid, I'm granted Smith.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
If all of us Smith, Blacksmith, Blacksmith.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
All of us. Myth mm hmm, wow, I did. I
did every Smith I think of. Now I'm going off
on all of the Scotts. Tim Scott over now come,
there's no racism in America. Oh, I call him Tim Snat.
I don't like him because he's the only black man.
He's a black senator from South Carolina, and he did

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not vote for the Supreme Court justice uh Catania Jackson.
And I thought, any black man that does not do that,
he's bought. They own his ass, you know, they own
his ass. He's got they got something on him in
South Carolina. Because there's no black man in America will
not vote for the first Supreme Court justice a female too.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
You got to do that to make Congress.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
You know, even if I didn't like you, I'm not
gonna turn this opportunity down to put you in office exactly,
and so he becomes he's not one of the fifth
white people out of See, I hate five white people
in America. Who are the five white people? You know?
I hate Donald Trump? I hate his ass. Do out
with you with that?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, Marjorie Taylor Green from my state of Georgia.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Runner, I'm looking out in my window in Atlanta right now,
I can see what Marjory Taylor Green. She's the second
white person is a guy up in Ohio. His name
is Jim Jordan. The past talker got number three. The
fourth white person I hate the George Clarence Thomas. He's
the fourth. And number five is Herschel Walker. Oh yeah,

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we are with you with Herschel Walker. I hate herschel Walker,
all the Walker. I went off on all the Walkers.
I want to wander the uh every Walker, Johnny Walker,
Jimmy Walker, Johnny Walker, Black, Johnny Walker, Red, Johnny Walker, black, blue.
I hate all of Walkers, even putting to Madam C. J. Walker. Now,
I hate us, all of them. And you see anybody

(20:58):
with a Walker, you hit him all. I can't. What
do you tell about. I've been on the stage in
a while. I can get to do some of these
jokes when I get there and I'm gonna talk about
the holidays. Is the holidays also because I just I
did something. This is Christmas right now next week and
to be New Year's Eve. But I want to tell
the people I did something. The black Lady's gonna kill me.

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I had to buy my niece a little doll and
I went all in the in the store. It was
amazing as they got a section call towards russ and
I was trying to buy her a little doll and
I couldn't find the right one. So I'm not gonna lie.
I bought a white doll and we know the ladies,
well you say wow, Well let me tell him I
was gonna buy a black one. But but they be

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talking back. I'm not gonna have that ship. I'm not
gonna have that in my house. Talking back, you're gonna
let me I just box. You're gonna start telling me
the ship that she wanted. I got some money. He's
kind to be like a black Barbie. You should have
bought the whole drive. I come here and buy my
other clothes.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Just talking.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I don't need that. That's a like for you.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
So I can't wait to get to Birmingham.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Birmham called down to the Start Home and get your
tickets now. And because it's gonna be great, We've got
an early show on three shows on Sunday like for
a wow a r P members and then people can't
drive that night. Well, I'm coming to the show to
start them. Actually, my Auntie Aunty Sherry, actually say Auntie

(22:26):
Auntie Sherry. She said that she came to see you
a long time ago. You gave her a five dollar
bill at the start doll What that? Why the hell
would I give her five dollars? Must you signed a
five dollars after the show?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
It was hers and I signed it.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, okay, home for giving away a lot of things
get into that. I want I want to ast you
for to ask you, so, how long have you? How
long have you been doing comedy? I've been doing comedy
fifty years, longer than you've been living forty seven years.

(23:05):
You about thirty two, No twenty eight, no twenty five. No,
I'm going the wrong direction. You keep going down.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
You're nineteen years old.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
You hit on the spot. I know I ain't wasting
my time talking a little punk ass boy nineteen years old,
wasting my time nine ten years old. I'm your real daddy.
You know that I am your real daddy. I'm trying

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to get people your age to come out to the
show and make sure you bring your your own That's
why I got you on ye bring your auntie share.
They know me from the Wash the movie, and they
know me from a lot of Adam Sandler movies and
things like that. So what is happening at my show? Jay?
People your age are bringing their parents out to the
show because they've never seen their prayers us actually bowled

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over and laugh and have some fun. And it's it's
a lot of fun to see people bring young people
like you bring their parents to the show for a
Christmas gift. They're buying their parents, uh tickets to see
our show. Uh, We'll be there. My auntie sheer wan,
she wanted to come to see you. She said, I
love George Wallace, and you know, we just have a
lot of fun and we talk about things that I

(24:23):
talked about today's issues. I talk about I saw you
last year with Jathan Brown. I told you I was
working in the room that's do it and was working
and said, you know, we talked about the hip hop
crowd and we talk about everything. My show was kind
of overweighted, you know by the time. Yeah, okay, that's cool. Yeah,
that's how is Bruce promoting promote two shows at the

(24:45):
same time, and you know, my audience is your audience,
and and we're taking away from each other. Well, you
know that was crazy because what was so crazy because
Bruce told me in order for me to do it,
I had to open up for somebody. I said, well,
I want for George Wallace. He said, h no, you
know George Wallace. No, I'm sorry. Okay, well yeah, yeah,

(25:08):
because he knew, but he knew I had Myra and
Jay with me. So yeah, yeah, yeah, so you never know.
So Marsha and I are coming in there, you never know.
I say, can I do it again? See as you say, h'all,
so look have on there. Yeah you're gonna have fun.
So you were in Vegas for ten years, fifteen years.

(25:31):
I was at the years. Do you miss it? Yes?
I do, But I left for this reason so I
could come out to visit cities like Birmingham, and I
get to do a different show in Birmingham because you're
talking more about local things that are happening in the city.
I got to come over there and see what's happened

(25:51):
since the last time I was there, and go to
that mall. What's that mall everybody goes to in Birmingham
up there, the Galleria.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
I got to go to the.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Gallery and see what's going on over there.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
One time I came in there to have a shooting
in the gallery.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, yeah, I had to run.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
I had run.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Wow, that was that was? That was Thanksgiving weekend?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
It wasn't I think I was working.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
There was a big weekend. Wasn't that It was thanks
I remember that was Thanksgiving weekend? And they shot that dude,
d J. I had to grab my turkey and run.
We're gonna talk about Thanksgiving this time. We're gonna talk
about how was your Thanksgiving? Pretty good? Except for my family.
You know, they come on they eat everything. I mean,

(26:39):
my family show up a templeware. They coming to town
right now. And that's what I'm telling you. I got
all these all these gifts. I got this television to
make your car, wipe your car down on the leather
for the car. Uh, these some glasses for the kids,
and I got I got expensive gifts for the uh,

(27:03):
for the for my lady friends. These are Tiffany gifts.
This is a little blue box. Wow, you're about the
little blue box. What's a little the little blue box?
That's that's the ladies you you got to get you
you buy a blue box and give it to the
lady and see what happens. You don't know about that.
If you got a lady friend, you give a blue box,

(27:24):
you don't have a forever. Wow. Yeah, let's see what
else I got over here? Uh, I got see when
your at Sharon was there, I was giving away diamonds
in Las Vegas. Wow, she's had the start dog she
st I just started. Okay, I thought she was the
last Vegers that gave away diamonds. And I got some
of my my little Jerry I designed Jurry also. And

(27:48):
so you don't know what all? Oh? Who yeah, yeah,
bullwid and whatnot. Bull twit said, this is one of
my books, my last book I wrote called these are
some of my in the Twitter world. Wow my turn,
bull twit and whatnot? Why I said, you got some

(28:09):
of my crazy things and what not? Men, I can
say anything like I don't play by the rules. I
got all eat cupcakes out of a pan and pans
out of a cup. I don't play so a little
funny things like that. And it's uh. And you get
this book online. A matter of fact, I should bring
some books over and give them away at the show.
I think I'll do that. Thank you so much for
reminding me. And I got my other book is called

(28:31):
laugh It Off. And uh, I sold this one into
three printings. This is my book called laugh it Off. Wow.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
My friend Jerry Seinfeldt.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Was the uh and he wrote the porvart of the book. Wow,
that's amazing. Yeah. Do you still enjoy tour? Oh? I
love cheering.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
I love going to different city.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
What was I loved? I was in Honolulu last week?
Oh wow, how why are you? Yeah, well that's the
only place you know. Honolulu is gonna say some stupid stuff.
Oh Honelu, oh Hawaii, No, Honolulu, Alabama.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Mm hmmm, I'm not a nice person as you.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Got another question for me? Yeah, I don Christmas tree up. Huh.
I haven't finished putting my Christmas tree up. So you're
gonna have to ask these questions pretty past. You gotta
put all these gifts and wrap these gifts, and I'm
gonna tell you the truth. I haven't taken my tree
down for three years.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Three years, isn't that.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
So your comedy, go ahead? Said again, you got a question?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Go ahead. Your comedy is known for evolving nature, making
it so different. How do you keep your material fresh
and engage in what inspires that I be thinking lines
that have become so recognized because every day something happened differently,
you know. It's you just watched the new was in US, Yeah,

(30:01):
go by, And I'm living in Atlanta, I live in
New York City, and I live in Los Angeles, and
I live in Las Vegas, and so every day there's
something happening in my life. I got just watch the news,
you know, like the political situation, and my job is
to take everything and put a twist on it and
try to make it funny. I was telling you about

(30:22):
all I do is lie, and lie is a lie.
And I've come to the conclusion that every day in
your life somebody lies to you. You live a lie.
If you ain't lying, you ain't living. If you go
to a Chinese restaurant the fortune cookie, that's a lie.
Just think about the guy that came up with the
fortune cookie. I'll be thinking about crazy stuff. But I'm

(30:44):
not the record. Here's a guy, you know, the fortune
COOKI was inventor created about four hundred years ago. Somebody
was in a sweat shop in China, sweating his ass
off making cookies for the oven, you know, and the
head rag just sweating and he's working sixteen hours a
day and making sixteen cents an hour, and he knows what.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
The lucky numbers are.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
M Wow, how do you think about stuff like that?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I'm thinking about all kinds of all kinds of crazy
stuff that happens.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
We watch television. It's everything is a lie. But by
the time I get to Birmingham, it should be a
lot of stuff what happened over the Christmas holiday, A
lot of stuff that happen over less talk about head.
There's gonna be some cheap gifts that they give me.
I'm gonna somebody. I can't say. I can't say that
somebody will do it. I was gonna say, somebody bring
me a fruitcake. Even you don't know, you know, somebody

(31:38):
will break it. I know that likes a fruitcake. I'm
an older guy and I do like you don't know
what it is. I know what the fruitcake is I
don't like fruitcakes? You like fruitcakes? For real? I do,
but don't know if you listen, don't nobody to bring
me no bad news.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
The color purple. We're gonna talk about the color purple too.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I bought the theater out for the twenty six of
Oh Wow, and here in Atlanta, I'm taking my whole
family to the color purple.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
That's amazing. Wow. Talking about that movie against Sure Gaby
and when she shows up and she says, ooh child,
you is ugly. You shure. That's the first time I
laughed in that movie. You sure he is ugly? And
then I cried when the boy came back from Africa.
The two kids came back from Africa to see that.

(32:29):
Mama and Mama, have you saw the new color purple yet?

Speaker 4 (32:35):
No, I'm gonna see. I'm taking my family. That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Oh, I seen it. I'm gonna do the twenty six.
I'm taking my whole family here in Atlanta. Oh Wow,
that's amazing. I know I'm gonna short no matter what
you know. Yeah, So when does your new show with
Norman Live come out? That's gonna come out in April.
Thank you for bringing me back for that. And the
show name of the show is clean Slate. Clean Slate

(32:58):
because everybody can start over at a new point learning
to live and let live. Yeah slate. So that's me.
I got to learn how to live. I got this
daughter that came from New York City doing her thing
up there and an art curator.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
She had her own art shop up there.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Now she's gonna come back with all her ideas and
trying to change me. I'm like Fred Sampan. I got
a house, been there for thirty years. My wife died
by the way at an early age, and so my
house is still in disarray and with old self, and
she's gonna come back trying to update it with different things.
And I'm not ready for that, you know. And I
own the car Watch, just like I did in the
wash Wow. So that's coming to Amazon Prime right, Amazon

(33:41):
Unprime and around April and Freebe and I'll be promoting
it all everywhere, So get ready for it. It's gonna
be a lot of fun and a lot of it.
I've seen it and it's quite different than my acting.
You know, when you're acting, I'm not me. I'm not
me this time. Which I thought I was gonna be

(34:03):
mean when I first produced the show. But I'm a
really different type character. Wow. Is that? Is that a
good thing or a bad thing? I don't know, Wow,
I don't know. You know, when you see yourself, they
love it. Sony Studios love it. Amazon, they love George Wallace.
And I'm looking at my actor. I'm going.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
You know when you look at just a lot of
people don't like to.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Watch their own acting. A lot of people don't like
a lot of chefs don't like their own cooking. They
don't eat your own you know. Yeah, yeah, But I'm
I enjoyed doing it. Every episode is shot. We shot
the show in Savannah, Georgia. Wow. And uh and now
we're just ready waiting to bring it to uh America. Wow.

(34:49):
I can't wait for it. Ladies and gentlemen, George Wallace
will be live at the start of this week and
go to the Starto dot com and get your tickets.
George Wallace and Marshall Wartfe. The tickets are almost sold out, right,
that's right, and you need to get those tickets. Go
to stunt on dot com right now. It's not Labor
Day weekend, New Year's Eve weekend New Year's off bright

(35:10):
all right, ladies and gentlemen, the legendary comedian mister George Wallace,
Doctor George Wallis. By the way, George nen One Park, Atlanta, Georgia,
a little black section of Atlanta. Y'all been up here?
Call It's called Leonard Square. I used to be a
black neighborhood. I was there the first day it open. Wow.

(35:30):
So you're learning a lot about me. And I'm gonna
talk so much when you see me in Birmingham. I'm
not gonna have this beard, y'all. Cut it off? Well,
how else is I Where else is gonna go? You
walked into that one?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I walked into that one I want to do.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
You're gonna cut it off and no, and my hair
gonna be black. I'm gonna die my hair black. Wat
I look like the food of my age with black hair.
I don't care. I gotta do something different, all right, y'all,
Doctor Wallace, thank you for coming on. Thank you note
and God bless you. Something good is gonna happen to you.
I'm George Wallas. I'm with Jay Walker. I love you,

(36:11):
and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. See
in Birmingham. All right, it's the next time. Peace y'allas over.
It's this show. You might be a real Christian man.
I'm gonna watch my language. Oh you're good, You're good.
You're good. You're good, You're good. Good. We should do

(36:31):
we should do lunch or some of them when you're
hearing this week. We'll try when I get there, because
I know I'm gonna be running around because I got
a lot of PR radio stations. Yea third in the
morning Thursday, Yes, and then I gotta go to Fox
on Friday, so I do get a little busy when
i'm there. I'll be running the streets, you know, yeah,
trying to promote the show. So I might get to

(36:53):
see you. I might not.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
If you come to the show, I'll see you for sure.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Hell no, it's what said,
you got a ticket? He said, do we gotta buy tickets?
But the hell he thinking, asked me? Do I know
his ask?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Damn too, doctor j.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Y'all stupid.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
I'll bless y'all, thank you much.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
I have for good holiday. Okay, all right? Saying to you,
did

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Jay you want to experience where I go in the
world next