Laughing Through Life with Melanie Comarcho, Then The Mess Train Hits Home

It's Thanksgiving Eve and Jay Walker is back on the air with a packed show! Jay recounts his recent interview with the "Queen of Comedy," Melanie Comarcho, discussing her tours with heavyweights like Chris Tucker and Katt Williams. Later, The Mess Train pulls up to the station with a startling letter from a listener who accidentally slept with their own father, leading to an explosive reaction from Jay. Plus, updates on the release of the Epstein files and Alabama politics.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, get on up and get down. Good money.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's get this party started, y'all. Jail baby, I'm trying
to see what you got.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Come on, good god, good mine.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I see you.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Were back. We back.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
You know what coming is? You know what come it is? Jaywalk,
Come on, let's go Jay jay Walk the shop, the
jay Walker. So tell you off the soap jack.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
So the shut Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Shu.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Welcome man, everybody welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm your man, Jay Walker.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. I'm
so happy back here. I have been working so long. Yeah,
I've been all. My boy's been gone, and I'm just
happy to be back. Today's day is November twenty six,
twenty twenty five, the day before Thanksgiving. And y'all, y'all,
I got my microphones, work, I got everything things is

(01:22):
supposed to be and oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
On today's show, I.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Have the Queen of Comedy, Miss Melanie core Mark Show,
Miss Melanie Camarchio, and we had a great conversation that
we're gonna, We're gonna. That's gonna be on today's show
as well. I got the mess train coming up later
in the show. I probably I bet the mess Train
is gonna be after the interview with Melanie. Hey, y'all,
I'm just excited because this is my first time being

(01:48):
back on the air, being back at work, when we
were back to doing the show. Since I got this microphone,
I got these microphones working, these microphones fixed, So I'm happy.
I'm in, I got the studio set up I wanted
to set up. Everything is going good. I'm just blessed
the Holly Favored. Man, it's so much shit to talk about.
Can y'all believe Wait a minute, everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Got they damn food steps back.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
So happy, but you could not go in the store
and get a thing.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yo, everybody got their food steps back. I'm happy to
everybody got their food steps back.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's good, you know, right in time for Thanksgiving because
so many people were gonna go without food, and so
many people are gonna go without just go out eating
because they had lost their Snap benefits. And I'm so happy.
Oh my god, my microphone is doing something. I'm so
happy that everyone has their Snap benefits back. Donald Trump,

(02:51):
Donald Trump. That's all I can say is Donald MF
and Trump. They they really used to them Epstein files.
They released them Epstein files and all I'm gonna say,
is Donald.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Trump clocket uh.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Trump a lot of messer falling up fiss for me.
Hold on, y'all, I think that's better Trump is all
in them than there is not better. I'm still here feedback.
Oh my god, y'all know we are a black old
show and uh all over the place. But listen, that's

(03:36):
not gonna do this. That's not gonna stop me from
saying what I gotta say. Donald Trump, his his name,
He is all of them in them Epstein files, and
you know he's panicking.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
It was so bad. It was so bad.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
It was so bad that they had to go into
the White House situation with what they said that the
Trump administration was freaking out. And let me just tell
you this right here, man, I mean we we all
had pretty much knew that Trump was all up in

(04:17):
them Epstein foules. The way that he was blocking them
from from releasing those damn Epstein files.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
We all knew, I mean everybody knew.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
But I could tell, like I could tell you who's
not in those Epstein founds, nobody that is black, because
somebody black was in the mad Steam fact they them
Epstein thous would have been released there's nobody black, there's
nobody poor, and there's no women in those Epstein founs.
Because we we we would have been new about those
We we would have been new. We we would have

(04:47):
been new. And the fact that Trump Trump jd vanz
fb FBI direaty to catch ptail in the White House
Press Secretary, dudes, and she's just as dumb as a right.
You know the fact that all these people campaigned on
releasing these Epstein files, the fact that all these people

(05:09):
campaign on release needs.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
And now it's like that Mike and Mike Johnson.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I cannot stand his ass. I cannot stand his ass.
I mean, his ass is as crazy as he want
to be. His ass is crazy. Mike Justsin all he
do is kissed the bottom of front behind Mike Johnson
is crazy, real talk. I ain't never seen nothing like it, understand,

(05:38):
I've never I've never saw anything like it. The way
that Mike Johnson takes up for Trumpet, the way that Mike,
Mike Justin should be mad enough and he should speak
of the house. Mike just should be mad enough to
come up and say, hey, we need to you know,
even though they signed a bill to release the files.
But prior to that, he didn't even need to stand

(06:00):
up the Trump. He needs to stand up the Trump.
And he needs to tell Trump to stop all this bs,
all this crazy stuff. And the fact that a sitting
that the fact that a sitting US president, Donald Trump
went out on truth social and and and and and
and retruthed something about hanging democrats, that is crazy. The

(06:28):
fact that a sitting president has done this.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Wow mhm.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
The fact that a sitting president has has reposted this,
and and let me hold up, let me find the
exact Let me find the exact wording trump. Hold on,
let me see, because I screening shot at it. Let
me see. Uh, hold on, y'all, one, I can't. Let

(07:00):
me see. Let me see the exact wording from Trump.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Uh I can't find that. Must deleted it, don't tell
my delete the damn thing.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Here.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
It goes something he retruthed it, something that said hang
them George Washington Wood.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
What.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I just can't believe that a sitting US president would
say something like that. I just can't believe it. I
cannot believe it. And now Margie, I was gonna call her,
Oh my God, forgive me. I was gonna call her
Marjorie Trailer Green. The fact that Marjorie Taylor Green, you know,

(08:03):
she is residing from her from her seed in.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
The US and the US representative cy in Georgia.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
The fact that she's doing that, it just shows that
she could be a black woman. She couldn't handle the
Just imagine how Jasmin Crockett feels on the daily. Just
imagine how how Kamala Harris feels on the daily. And
she couldn't. She couldn't handle being a black woman. She

(08:30):
couldn't handle it. She couldn't handle it. She pushed for
the Epstein files. She pushed for the Epstein files to
be released. She pushed for all that good stuff. And
Donald Trump could not stand the fact. Donald Trump could
not stand the fact that she did that, and he
pulled this endorsement of her, and she resigned from being

(08:55):
a US representative. Her last day is January twenty twenty six.
That's that's that's so sad. That's so heartbreaking that a
sitting US president is doing this. You know that that
is just so sad.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Man, That is so fucking sad.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
And I don't even you know, I don't even feel
bad for Marjorie for Marjorie Taylor Green because some of
it it hurt.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Some of the shit that she said about jas Min Crockett.
You would be like.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
If you heard some of the stuff that she said
about Jasmine Crockett man the name that she's called Jasmin Crockett.
Some of the stuff that she Donna say, it's terrible.
And let's even go down to Alabama where now Doug
Joneston entered the the governess raised Doug Johnson done on
my show before. And you know, I mean, I look

(09:48):
at it like this, it's Doug joneson Tummy Tambaville.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Doug Jones lost to Tommy Tampa.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Bill in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You lection right there.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I look at it like this, and I know, you know,
I look at it like this. Alabama is a deep
red state and more likely that's not going to change.
In my personal opinion, and I know somebody out there
might be saying, we don't give a fuck with your
opinion as well, I obviously do because you asked listen

(10:23):
to my damn show.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
So in my.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Personal opinion, in my personal opinion, I believe that Doug
Jones has to get out and he has he has
to appease an appeal to those Trump supporters that don't
that don't care for Trump anymore, because Alabama is a
deep red state and Tommy Tumpeviilla is going to have
the endorsement of k I and of Donald Trump. He's

(10:47):
going to have it. So, you know, I just pray
that you know, I would love for Doug Jones to win,
you know, well, you know, I just I just think
that you know that this is a setup for failure
and this is gonna set the Democrats back another ten
years and another century. And I just think that Doug

(11:09):
Jones should should you know, he should have set this
one out. Honestly, he should have sept this one out
because this is not this is you know, this is
this is crazy. This is not gonna be It's gonna
be a landslide. It's going to be a landslide. It's
gonna be a sweet and you know, because a lot
of people don't get out of vote, and the only

(11:31):
way that Doug Jones could win is if people.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
He can't. Oh, he has to appease.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
The Trump Republicans, the Republicans.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
That don't care for Trump, and the likelihood of that
happening is zero to nine in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
So yeah, all right, y'all.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
So here, what we're gonna do now is we're gonna
I want you to get ready for this interview.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I started taking.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
A new talk show, and one of the guests on
a new talk I start taking. I started taking a
new show for a network, and one of the interviews
that's going to air on the on the network is
this interview that I'm about to do. With this interview,
I'm about to rhyme with a Melanie Comark show. So,
ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a Queen of comedy

(12:24):
Melanie co Archow. All right, Lists and Japan, welcome back.

(12:59):
I'm your host Jay Walking Today. I'm sitting here with
Comedy Royalty. She's been on tour with everybody from Martin
Lawyers to Chris Tucky to Cat Williams and she's currently
on tour with Cat Williams. And I saw you in
Birmingham in March this year and you killed me. Oh
my god, you killed it. Ladies and gentlemen, the ultimate
Queen of Comedy herself, Miss Melanie Camarchio.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hey, everybody are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I teeth, I am blessed.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I am here. Thank you for coming on the show today,
taking time money. I know you're on tour right now,
so thank you for taking time your twist skirls to
come on the show.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
And chop it up with me for a minute. Yes,
So let's talk about your career. What made you say
I want to be a comedian.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
It was a dare, I was somebody dared me. I
went to a comedy club. The comedians weren't funny to me.
I was mad. I spent my twenty dollars. I wanted
my money back, but my friends put fifty on the
table and said you can do better. And I asked
the manager lady, and she said, I'll give you three minutes.

(14:06):
The rest is history.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
So do you still have that same thrive, the same
Do you still have the same Joe when you do it?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I do. I love what I do. I love A
lot of people don't get at the job they love
I love my job.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I love my job.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I love the instant applause, I love the fans. I
love seeing the world and just the whole experience is
absolutely amazing.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
So you've been on a lot of tours. What has
been your most what has been your favorite tour? To
be like, what has been your favorite tour?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh, you're trying to get me caught up, Well, I
tell you what. All of them have been my favorite.
I have toured with Chris Tucker like four times, Martin
By this is my third Cat Williams tour, I Deaf
Jam five times Maxwell. So I'm usually to Queen Bee,

(15:00):
usually the only girl on most of the tours that
I've been on, So I like that aspect.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
So what is it like?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
You know, what what is it like going from city
to city? Is it draining on you city city?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
After a year, it gets kind of draining, but you
know it's exciting going from city to city, you know,
meeting the different people and can you be surprised all
the tours I've been on and I still do shows
where people say they've never seen me before, Like they
never seen me? But yeah, I said, oh, so you
don't go out to the comedy shows or the clubs

(15:38):
because I've been at all of them, been all of them.
But a lot of new comedy fans they've they've never
been to this. But put it like this. We're doing
twenty thousand sea arenas with Kat Williams. So these peoples, right,
and it's a lot of white people coming to see Cat,

(15:59):
so they've never seen me. They didn't go see Martin
or or Chris Tucker. You know, they weren't there, so
they didn't order deaf comedy jams. So they didn't get
to see me. Even with Maxwell. Oh wow, like wow,
But okay, I got new fans. I'll take you, new fans,
I'll take you.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
So what was it like during the pandemic when you
couldn't do it and you couldn't work moved through during
the pandemic? I love it.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I was.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I was editing during the pandemic. I wrote, directed, edited, scored.
I did everything to my movie because I couldn't get
any help. God, me and YouTube did that movie. Wow,
it's on to b right now, and I'm I'm making
a few dollars every quarter off of it. You know.
We promoted on every show on the tour and people

(16:51):
were watching and they hit me up saying it's called
Boosters LA and it's on to b TV right now,
Boosters La. So the boosters in La. That's what the
movie is about, the Boosters in La.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
So I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, So, what was it like during that movie.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Oh, it was, it was, it was. It was a
learning experience like that. I found out a lot of
stuff that you know. I had hired three editors before
I edited, decided to do it myself because they weren't
listening to what I was telling them to do, and
then when I wanted them to change it, they'd be like, Okay,
well that's gonna be three hundred dollars and I'm like what,

(17:45):
So I found out so they was ripping me off.
And once I learned how to edit, I realized what
was going on. And and I think that's what God
wanted me to know every aspect of the film before
I did another one, to make sure that I never
got pim out again. So yeah, I'm working. I'm almost

(18:05):
finished with it now. Number two. It's not a Boosters movie,
but that one's still coming. I want to do Boosters
New York and Atlanta right now. It's another film that's
in demand, and so I'm going to finish this one.
It's called Mentored, and it's about a boy being mentored
at the boys club. Oh wow, but he ends up

(18:27):
mentoring the guy that's mentoring him.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
So have you so have you found a new love
and writing movies and and ear Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Just writing period. I like writing jokes, movies, whatever. I
like writing.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
So how do you stage?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
When you're on stage, how do you keep your content fresh?
Because when I tell you, when you came to Birmingham,
the audience was just laughing and it was like, okay,
So how do you keep your content fresh?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Do you change it up every city or is it
the same every city?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
No, No, it depends somewhere I go. I read my audience.
So if it's a lot of young people, then I'm
doing TikTok jokes, and if it's a lot of older people,
I'm doing the old school stuff that they can relate to.
So it depends. I read my audience, and that's what
I do when I go out. I look and see
what we got here, and then I go from there.
And then I also do whatever's in the news as well.

(19:21):
So like I've been I've remixed one of my old
jokes into a new R. Kelly joke about him beating
you know, and people never heard that joke anyway. That's
in this audience, so they don't know that I reinvented it,
But my fans know that I just remixed the joke, right, Yes,

(19:42):
so you.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
On too with Monique And Monique was on the show
a few weeks ago and that was a great interview.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
What was it like being on the road with Monique
and Court?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Well, we're still in the road with Cory B and
Mark Curry Williams.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Not a problem. It was a lovely tour. Everybody got along,
it was good, we had fun.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, Corey B is still on it. Monique's gone to
do other things. I'm sure, I'm not sure what but
she's gone to do. I'm sure you guys probably talked
about it. Yeah, but whatever else she's doing. But yeah,
she's now. It's Corey B is on here. She's in
the opening show. So there's two shows on the Cat Show.

(20:24):
There's an opening show and then the main show. Oh,
she's on like the opening show, and then Red Grant
comes on to host the main show.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, so you get at the beginning, it's like it's
two singers, it's the Lady of Rage and Little Mo
and then it's Corey B and zoomn Miller and then
the main show starts, Oh wow with Red Grant, Tommy Davison, myself,
Mark Curry and Kat.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
So that's like a three hour long show.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, it's a three hour and it's worth it every minute.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
I didn't see all that when I came from the
came on. I came on when you were there, and
then I think Mark came on.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
That's what was host You was real late.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I was really late.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
You didn't see Tommy Davison or anything.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I didn't see none of them. I always saw you,
and I saw Mark.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Kurrs, Mark and Okay was hosting the end of me.
You probably caught the end of my show. Yeah, I
don't get it. People be coming in. If I spend
as much money as them tickets costs, I'm gonna be
there at eight o'clock sitting in my seat. But a
lot of people don't even come till nine.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I'm like, wow, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
At seven. They come in at seven because of parking,
you know. Yeah, they want to be in their seats
at eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Let me Cat Williams. Tickets ain't cheap, buddy.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Not at all. But it's worth every dollar. They are
fifteen hundred like Beyonce. They ain't cheap either. Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
So what is it like being on the road with
with with Cat amazing.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Well Cat, really there's two buses. Cat has a bus
and we have a bus. So Cat's on his own
bus and we're on another bus. But it's it's just
so fun. It's like touring with your family, like a
big family reunion every weekend. It's what it feels like
to me.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Wow, I.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Hope y'all go back to Birmingham next year when y'all
when y'all do with y'all, y'all tour next year.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I think hope y'all go to Birmingham. Y'all do that too.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
That new jokes for Cat for sure.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah, because that that show was just so amazing. It
was like nothing I have never seen before. I have
never seen that many people stand up for one person
in my life.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh wow, where are you being?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
No, I'm serious, I mean because either Cat when he
came out, he was like we we all did at
Birmingham Because I don't.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Know, show really show they're getting up for Cat as
soon as he enters. You know that people are just
so excited to see him in every city. I'm like, Wow,
I need the worst two tours Cat ever did. The
first two tours he did mean Lunell Red Grant were
on the tour with him and we were doing theaters

(23:20):
twenty five hundred seedars just so to see him go
from a twenty five hundred seedar to a twenty thousand
seat arena is just amazing. So proud of him.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
So do you feel like now he's finally getting his
just due?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Oh yeah, yeah. Definitely that Club Shay Shay show, that
What About Say interview that put him on the map.
Everybody was hoo, Kat Williams, oh shit, eighty some million views,
eighty million.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Right, he was still trying to break that record. I'm like,
oh my god, exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
So what.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Are we going to get that that new that that
comedy hour from Melicity.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Command you know what I'm hoping is going to be
next year. I'm going to try my best to shoot
it while we're on break. Oh well, we're on break
from December to January, so sometime and there I want
to shoot.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
My hour because it's long overdue.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's overdue. I've shot one, but it was like twenty fourteen.
It's time for my another one on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Because you're one of the You're one of the funniest
comedians ever, and I just feel like, I've always studied you.
I've always studied your work, even going back and watch
your old death comedy jam tapes. And I remember seeing
the Depth Jam twenty five.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Right, and I said, I don't understand it. I'm like,
what do I gotta do If everybody want me on
my tour on their tour? Did that should tell you
something exactly? Well? You didn't. You Are you talking about
is sex? I said, no, that's all you listen to.
I talk about so much more, my kids, the economy,
I said, you just love the dick jokes, But I

(25:12):
talk about everything. It's not just a sex thing. I'm
talking about little men, and how everything is so high,
homeless people and went up. You know, they used to
ask for change. Now they want a few dollars. It's
fifty cents to get out of my face, sir. And

(25:34):
how these kids are so entitled. I just heard this
boy at seventy eleven talking about older people. Get on
my nerves. They always want everything.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
I said, excuse me, excuse me. You guys are the
ones that want everything. But y'all are y'all so entitled
and spoiled.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's ridiculous he talking about but we got to do
stuff for our parents and our grandparents. I said, you
don't think your parents had to do shit for their
parents and grandparents. Come on on, now, this is a
generational thing. You not the first. And the good thing
about you is you ain't gotta go to the grocery store.
You can call an app and had a grocery to
the house. Well insta car, you can do answer the car.

(26:15):
We didn't have that option. We had to get up
and go fight. Then get that one that one more
pack of greens for granny waiting that hour long line
or a fucking pack of greens. You be mad, but
you go because you could. You know, you gotta go
for your grandmama. Right want Thanksgiving dinner to be great,

(26:37):
So you go get the two more packs of greens.
Y'all can click a button and.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
The hour right door right.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
This to is entitled and spoiled to death. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
So another one. You're dating right now?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Are you dating right now?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm seeing someone? Yes, okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
So what is the what is the dating? What is
it like?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Hard? It's hard? According to my past dates. They think
I'm doing it to everybody. I'm touring with which I
am not. I don't do comedians. These are my brothers, right,
and you don't get your honey where you make your
money as as similar as that, you know, I might
have to run into you again. We gotta work together again.

(27:26):
Now I got an attitude because we did it and
then you moved on to somebody else. No, nope, So
that'd be the hardest. So sometime I bring them with
me just so they can see. And then I got
a fan that's all over me and they just like, oh,
so you doing the fans man? You're coming to the
night right right? You the one coming to the room. Stop.

(27:47):
You just want a picture or a autograph. They're gonna
pay two hundred dollars to get in here. I gotta
at least give them a picture. Come on, now, grow up.
So that'd be my biggest issue.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Well what you do? Huh? What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm spending it with my family. Oh you know, I
will be at my my with my daughters. I have
two daughters and three grandkids, so I spend it with them.
And then I got to get on the plane the
next morning and go do these last two dates for
the tour and Denver and Salt Lake City. Wow, great

(28:27):
for a minute. I get you, oh man, you don't
even know. I be jet lag for the first for Sunday.
Every week we get home on Sunday and for Sunday,
I sleep all day Sunday. But it's only an hour ahead.
And like Denver and Salt Lake City, they're only an

(28:48):
hour ahead of Los Angeles. So it's Cat and them
that live you know, down south, that got to really
make a different change every hours ahead.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah. I can only imagine that I'm changing something.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's that's the thing for me. I don't know how cat. No,
I ain't never seen cats sleep. I'm like, are you
a robot? How can you still do all this and
don't even be tired? What is wrong with you? Whatever
you take and I need some of the invitements.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Ken is one of the hardest working men out there
whoa be hard.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
He at home rest and you look up here on
Somebody podcast. I'm like, boy, you don't sit your glass
down somewhere and rest.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh man, So what's next?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Oh? I just you know, I got this film. Like
I said that, I'm finishing up as we speak. Hopefully
I can have it done by Thursday. Oh wow, that's
my next project. I'm almost finished. I'm just trying to
add a couple of the new technologies into it.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
So that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I try to
do films that haven't been done before. So nobody did
a movie about boosting. I mean, you might have seen
somebody boosting in a movie, but ain't. Nobody did a
movie about boosting. And so the movie has a story
to it. The guy that is like the head nigga
in charge, He's tired, he wants to go legit. His

(30:18):
whole goal is to own his own store. And if
you watch the movie, you'll see if he was able
to do it or not. Boosters La on too B TV.
And what was a blessing with that movie was that
I got a lot of my friends are in that movie.
Tiffany had his Earthquake, bru Man from the Fifth Floor,

(30:40):
Kim Whitley, Sherry Shephard, Oh God, John Witherspoon's last film ever.
AJ Johnson's last film ever, Eb's last film ever. Three
people have died that were that was in that movie,
and I think only one of them got to see

(31:01):
it before he died. And that would have been Boogie b.
John died right after we finished shooting this scene, matter
of fact, and then AJ died before we finished editing.
So I was like, oh my god, please don't let
nobody else die in this movie before I get it out.
And then Michelai performs in it. The music is great,
it's funny, and it's a good story. And I did

(31:23):
it all by myself.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
So I'm so proud of you for doing it.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
He died you too.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
You had an earthquake over there in the boxes on that.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Band man, Yeah, I had him stripping people. I said,
I got earthquake stripping. I got Sherry wilding out chasing
the strippers. I'm like, oh god. I could barely get
through that scene. It was so freaking funny, you know.
Trying to film it, I was like, please stop stick.
I had to tell the stripper, look, all these ladies

(31:54):
are close to fifty, if not fifty, you can't be
rough with them. Ripper in the movie is actually my
kickbox instructor.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Oh wow, like.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
This is not class, sir. I was trying to get
a real stripper. I was gonna get a real stripper,
but he was just so please, please, please, let me
do it, Let me do it. I'm like, okay, but
you can't be rough with these ladies. I ain't got
no money for no lawsuit, so come on, you can't
hurt nobody.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Nobody slinging them.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Around and stuff. The next day they're gonna be taking
exsence ofalt baths calling me. You know, I sprung my
neck last night. Now please don't be careful.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yes, So what are your thoughts on this current state
of comedy?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Man? It's different. I mean, now that these internet comedians
have joined the bandwagon, it's like beat them or join them.
I'm blessed to be on tour with Cat because the
state of the comedy is not. In the nineties, it
was a million clubs and a million alliance. Now it's

(33:02):
three million clubs and fifty I mean three million comedians
and fifty clubs. So it's not even about who's the funny,
it's just about who can fill up this club, right,
And if you're an internet comedian with a million followers,
they think you can do it. But those million followers
don't always follow you into the club. They might have

(33:22):
followed you before saw you're not really a stand up,
and they're not coming back. They're not paying forty dollars
to see you again. You got your fool me once.
Shame on you because.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
A lot of these they're not a lot of these
comedians today, they're not funny.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I was just talking to my uncle about that. Nobody
is telling jokes.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Anymore, you know, like they're always, you know, voasting the audience,
like nobody is telling.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Some comedians don't have any material. Their whole material is
picking on people in the audience right now. Back in
the day, you do that, you get beat up after
the show. They be waiting no more whoever, because you
don't and I don't do that, because you don't know
who just got laid off, got kicked out their house,
got the most people come to the comedy club to
forget about whatever drama is going on, and comedy is

(34:11):
supposed to be healing, and then we come as the
comedians and just take you down the even worse than
you already was when you came in here. They be
ready to kill you after the show. I've been at
shows where the comedian had to wait an hour after
the show was over, so the person that was gonna
beat them up with late wow, because we in they

(34:32):
city with their crew, right right, so you shut your mouth?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
And why is that?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
And so what do these comedians, These comedians today have
no material.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Because when I look at cats, you know, like you.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
And d L, y'all have real jokes, Cat Monique, y'all
have real jokes. Y'all are telling jokes, y'all picking on people.
But when you see people, you know, I don't want
to call them names, but you see people out here
and they're just vost of the audience for hours. Great
at this point.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Not even that some of them don't even All they
doing is cursing. What I'm like, is there a joke
to all the man words come home? I'd be like,
they'd be like, well, you're dirty. I'm dirty, But I'm
not saying B or MF do my set not? You
better listen, it ain't in there. I might tell a
couple of d jokes, and I ain't got to say

(35:27):
that continuously through my act. I'd be like, girls, that
or that thing was little or that thing was I
don't got to keep saying dick. You know you I
said it once. You know what I'm talking about. This
is the subject we're on now, right, So I don't
have to keep bringing it up. Wow, you know the word.
I don't have to keep saying the word. But I

(35:48):
talk about everything. I'm a mother. I was a technician
electronic technician with Hughes Aircraft. Before I ever started doing comedy.
I was in the army, so I got plenty of
material talk about other things.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Back in the day, they was like, well, you need
to start talking about stuff that they can make a
TV show out of. Well I did. I talked about
me being able to wear my kids clothes and all
the stuff that they do and talking back and can't
whoop the kids no more. You know, they call nine
one one and I'm like, not mine, I got that
blocked or whatever. But I believe in God and when

(36:29):
it's my time, God will put the time together. He
kept me holding on all this time, so I've never
been like without. If I wasn't on tour, I was
on Chris Tucker or Martin or somebody. He kept me
going and he gave me enough money on that tour
to last meet until the next tour came or whatever.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
So I'm blessed, blessed and highly favored and can't waiting
everybody you should have a show, and when somebody gonna
bring you on that show, when it's my time, that's
when it's gonna happen. And I can wait. I don't
want to rush and get I want to be on
there for something good, like this film I'm about to

(37:09):
put out. But I could have been called on for
Booster's La but they didn't. But it's okay, time right,
I said, go back and look at your favorite director's
first film and then call me back. Everybody's first film
was not what they wanted it to be, and they

(37:29):
had studios behind them. I didn't have no studio.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
This is your hard earned.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
By Sam Watson. Sam Watson gave me thirty g's. I
just called him on. He's like a brother. He's Al
Hayman's right hand man. He's Floyd Mayweather's manager. And I
just called him on a good day. And everybody was like, oh,
you must have got some good stuff. I was like,
absolutely not. Sam is my friend, and he believed in

(37:59):
me enough he came to the SETI saw I wasn't
screwing him over. I'm using this money to make a movie.
I'm not trying to get over on anybody.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Wow, that's a blessing.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Boy, is it a blessing?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
That's a blessing?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
And then everybody trying to call him. He was like, boy,
what did you tell?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
What?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
You go on Instagram and tell that folk all these people,
I've been knowing you longer than Mellan. You know you ain't.
You ain't been knowing them longer than me, even knowing
me since the nineties when he was putting me on
shows here in LA at the Universal Amphitheater. Wow, this
man was putting me on big shows with Rick James,
Tina Marie in the time. I'm like, what, yeah, it please?

(38:41):
You know, with Mary J. Blige and so many people. Man,
it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
And I handled my business on every single one of them,
so I can imagine.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I can only imagine.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
After the pandemic it was really scary. I mean, money
was whoa, I spent draw my money on this movie.
But God always sends me angels. So this time he
sent the boss Lady Snoop's wife. I must have hosted
every party they had so and they pay well. So
all the brother's birthday party, the kids birthday parties, a

(39:18):
couple other shows. I was like, thank you, guys. Oh
my god, thank you. So yeah, God sends me angels.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
And I love sitting with dog fucking around special.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Oh yeah, that was something. And that was just They
called me to come host a party for one of
his brothers. So I started begging, please, y'all, ain't got
no woman on the show. Let me be on it please.
I don't know. And then about two weeks later they
called me back, Okay, you on. I'm and I had
a ball on that show.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
They gave me a lot of love for that show.
I got a lot of new fans and it was
but other white people in that audience, and they ca
a lot of love. That night. I was like, oh
my god, but see that show. Kat and Mike Epps
had just shot our special material on Snoops. You know,

(40:14):
they didn't want to do that same material they was
just just shot on Snoop Special, so they had to
do something different, which helped me out because I didn't
shoot no special I could do with them. I wounded to.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Man, I thank you so much to taking time by
your skills to come on. It really means a lot.
Let everybody know you can be reached on social media.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
You can reach me on TikTok or or Instagram or Facebook.
It's Melanie Cole Marcho c O M A R C
h oh so Cole and then march and then oh,
people think I'm married to a Mexican. I love Mexicans,
but we ain't getting married or nothing like that. Mister

(40:58):
Camarcho is a black man and I'm divorced from him.
With thanks for the two beautiful kids, and have a
great life. Have a happy and wonderful holiday everybody out there,
stay safe and spend time with your family.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
All right, John, it's Jay Walker. Thank you, Miss Melanie,
come on, Joe the next time. Be a piece y'all.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
God than ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
The ultimate Queen of comedy herself, mister Melanie Camacho.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Hey everybody, how you doing today? Un teeth, I am blessed,
I am here.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Thank you for coming on the show today, taking time, money.
I know you're on to it right now, so thank
you for taking time on your twist skills to come
on the show.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
And chop it up with me for a minute. Yes,
so let's talk.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
About your career. What what made you say I want
to be a comedian?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Uh? It was a dare I was somebody dared me.
I went to a comedy club. The comedians weren't funny
to me. I was mad. I spent my twenty dollars.
I wanted my money back, but my friends put fifty
on the table and said, you think you can do better?
And I asked the manager lady, and she said, I'll
give you three minutes. The rest is history.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
So do you still have that same thrive the same
Do you still have that same Joe when you do it?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I do. I love what I do. I love a
lot of people don't get the job they love. I
love my job. I love my job. I love the
instant applause, I love the fans. I love seeing the
world and just the whole experience is absolutely amazing.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
So you've been on a lot of tours. What has
been your most What has been your favorite tour? To
be like? What has been your favorite tour?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Oh, you're trying to get me caught up? Well, I
tell you what. All of them have been my favorite
with Chris Tucker, like four times, Martin by This is
my third Cat Williams tour. I deaf jammed five times Maxwell.
So I'm usually the queen Bee I'm usually the only

(43:14):
girl on most of the tours that I've been on,
so I like that aspect.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
So what is it like?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
You know, what what is it like going from city
to city? Is it drained? Ony?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I mean, after a year it gets kind of draining,
but you know it's exciting going from city to city,
you know, meeting the different people. And can you be
surprised all the tours I've been on and I still
do shows where people say they've never seen me before,
like never seen me? But yeah, I said, oh, so

(43:49):
you don't go out to the comedy shows or the
clubs because I've been at all of them, all of them,
but a lot of new comedy fans they they've never
been to this. Well put it like this. We're doing
twenty thousand Sea arenas with Kat Williams. So these peoples, right,

(44:10):
and it's a lot of white people coming to see Cat.
So they've never seen me. They didn't go see Martin
or or Chris Tucker. You know, they weren't there, so
they didn't order deaf comedy jams, so they didn't get
to see me. Even with Maxwell. Oh wow, like wow,
But okay, I got new fans. I'll take you new fans,

(44:33):
I'll tak So.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
What was it like during the pandemic when you couldn't
do it and you couldn't work? You've been moved through
during the pandemic?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I love I love it. I was.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I was editing during the pandemic. I wrote, directed, edited, scored.
I did everything to my movie because I couldn't get
any help. God me and YouTube did that movie. Wow,
so on tob right now, and I'm I'm making a
few di every quarter off of it. You know. We
promoted on every show on the tour and people were

(45:05):
watching and they hit me up saying it's called Boosters
l A. And it's on t b TV right now.
Boosters LA. So the boosters in l A. That's what
the movie is about. The Boosters in l A. So so.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Movie.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Oh, So, what was it like doing that movie?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
It was, it was, it was. It was a learning
experience like that. I found out a lot of stuff
that you know, I had hired three editors before I edited,
decided to do it myself because they weren't listening to
what I was telling them to do, and then when
I wanted them to change it, they'd be like, okay,
well that's gonna be three hundred dollars and I'm like
what So I found out so oh they was ripping

(46:00):
me off. And once I learned how to edit, I
realized what was going on. And and I think that's
what God wanted me to know every aspect of the
film before I did another one, to make sure that
I never got pimped out again. So yeah, I'm working.
I'm almost finished with it now. Number two. It's not

(46:21):
a Boosters movie, but that one's still coming. I want
to do Boosters New York and Atlanta, but right now,
it's another film that's in demand, and so I'm gonna
finish this one. It's called Mentored and it's about a
boy being mentored at the boys club. Oh wow, but
he ended up mentoring the guy that's mentoring him.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
So have you So have you found a new love
and writing movies?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
And and oh yeah, I just writing period. I like
writing jokes, movies, whatever. I like writing. So how do
you how.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Do you keep your content fresh? Because when I tell you,
when you came to Birmingham, the audience was just laughing
and it was like, okay, so how do you keep
your content fresh? Do you chain it up every city
or is it the same every city.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Or no, No, it depends on where I go. I
read my audience. So if it's a lot of young people,
then I'm doing TikTok jokes, and if it's a lot
of older people, I'm doing the old school stuff that
they can relate to. So it depends. I read my audience,
and that's what I do when I go out, I
look and see what we got here, and then I
go from there, and then I also do whatever's in

(47:34):
the news as well. So like I've been I've remixed
one of my old jokes into a new R. Kelly
joke about him beating you know. And people never heard
that joke anyway. That's in this audience, so they don't
know that I've reinvented it, but my fans know that
I just remixed the joke, right, Yes, So.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
You on too with Monique And Monique was on the
show a few weeks ago, and that was a great interview.
What was it like being on the road with Monique?
And we're still in the road with Corey b and
Mark Kurve.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Not a problem. It was a lovely tour. Everybody got
along it was good. We had fun.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yeah, Corey Be is still on it. Monique's gone to
do other things. I'm sure, I'm not sure what, but
she's gone to do. I'm sure you guys probably talked
about it. Yeah, but whatever else she's doing. But yeah,
she's now. It's Corey b is on here. She's in
the opening show. So there's two shows on the Cat Show.

(48:37):
There's an opening show and then the main shows, like
the opening show, and then Rid Grant comes on to
host the main show.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah, so you get at the beginning, it's like it's
two singers, it's the Lady of Rage and Little Mo
and then it's b and Zooman Miller and then the
main show starts, Oh wow, with Red Grant, Tommy Davison, myself,
Mark Curry, and Kat.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
So that's like a three hour long show.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah, it's a three hour and it's worth every minute.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I didn't see all that when I came from the
came on.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I came on with you were there, and then I
think Mark came on, and that's how was Holt.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
You was real late.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I was really late.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
You didn't see Tommy Davison or anything.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I didn't see none of them. I always saw you,
and I saw Mark.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Curry Mark and okay host end of me you probably
the end of my show. Yeah, I don't get it.
People be coming in. If I spend as much money
as them tickets costs, I'm gonna be there at eight
o'clock sitting in my seat. But a lot of people
don't even come till nine. I'm like, wow, yeah at seven.

(49:57):
They come in at seven because of parking, you know. Yeah,
they want to be in the seat at eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Them me, Cat Williams, tickets ain't cheap, buddy.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Not at all. But it's worth every dollar. They ain't
fifteen hundred like Beyonce. They ain't cheap either.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
So what is it like being on the road with
with with Cat?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Amazing? Well, Cat, really there's two buses. Cat has a
bus and we have a bus. So Cat's on his
own bus and we're on another bus. But it's just
so fun. It's like touring with your family, like a
big family reunion every weekend. It's what it feels like
to me.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I hope y'all go back to Birmingham next year when y'all,
when y'all do y'all y'all tour next year.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I think I hope y'all go to Birmingham. Y'all do
that too? Is that?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I mean it some new jokes for Cat for sure?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yeah, because that show was just so amazing. It was
like nothing I have never seen before. I have never
seen that many would stand up for one person in
my life.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh wow, where are you being?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
No, I'm seriously, I mean because even Cat when he
came out, he was just like we all did at Birmingham.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Because I don't know if they.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Do that every show, really, every show they're getting up
for Cat as soon as he enters. You know that
people are just so excited to see him in every city.
I'm like, wow, you need the worst two tours Cat
ever did the first two tours he did, mean, Lunell,
Red Grant were on the tour with him and we

(51:32):
were doing theaters twenty five hundred seedars just so to
see him go from a twenty five hundred seedar to
a twenty thousand seat arena is just amazing. So proud
of him.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
So do you feel like now he's finally getting his
just due? Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, yeah, definitely. That Club Sha Sha show about that
interview that put him on the map. Everybody was who
dat Williams? Oh shit? Eighty some million views? Eighty million wow?
Right right, I'm still trying to break that record. I'm like,

(52:12):
oh my god, exactly, So what.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Are we going to get that new that that comedy
hour from from Melody Command.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
You know what I'm hoping is gonna be next year.
I'm going to try my best to shoot it while
we're on break. Oh well, we're on break from December
to January, so sometime in there, I want to shoot.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
My hour because it's long overdue.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
It's overdue. I've shot one, but it was like twenty fourteen.
It's time for my another one on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
And because.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
You're one of the you're one of the funniest comedians ever,
and I just feel like you. I've always studied you.
I've always studied your work, even going back and watch
your old death Comedy Jam tapes and I remember seeing
The Devil Jam twenty five.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Right, And I don't understand that. I'm like, what do
I gotta do? If everybody want me on my tour
on their tour, don't that should tell you something?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Exactly? Know?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
They like, well, you didn't you all you talk about
is sex. I said, no, that's all you listen to.
I talk about so much more, my kids, the economy.
I said, you just love the dick jokes. But I
talk about everything. It's not just a sex thing. I'm
talking about little men, and how everything is so high,

(53:35):
homeless people and went up. You know they used to
ask for change. Now they want a few dollars fifty
cents to get out of my face, sir. And how
these kids are so entitled. I just heard this boy
at seventy eleven talking about older people. Get on my nerves.

(53:55):
They always want everything.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
I said, excuse me, excuse me. You guys are the
ones that want everything. But y'all know, y'all know entitled
and spoiled. It's ridiculous. He talking about, but we gotta
do stuff for our parents and our grandparents. I said,
you don't think your parents had to do ship for
their parents and grandparents.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Come on, man, this is a generational thing. You not
the first. And the good thing about you is you
ain't gotta go to the grocery store. You can call
an app and had a grocery st to the house.
Well insta car. You can do answer the car. We
didn't have that option. We had to get up and
go fight the us. Don't get that one that one

(54:36):
more pack of greens for granny waiting that hour long
line or a fucking pack of greens. You be mad,
but you go because you could. You know, you gotta
go for your grandmama, right, You want Thanksgiving dinner to
be great, so you go get the two more packs
of greens. Y'all can click a button and hour.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
The front door.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Right. So it's entitled and spoiled to death. It's ridiculous.
So dating right now, excuse me?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
What are you dating right now?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I'm seeing someone? Yes, okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Cool? So what is the what? What is the dating?
What is it like? Dating?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Melity hard? It's hard according to my past dates. They
think I'm doing it to everybody I'm touring with, which
I am not. I don't do comedians. These are my brothers, right,
And you don't get your honey where you make your
money as that you know I might have to run
into you again. We got to work together again. Now

(55:40):
I got attitude because we did it and then you
moved on to somebody else. No, no, so that be
the hardest so sometime I bring them with me just
so they could see. And then I got a fan
that's all over me, and they just like, oh so
you doing the fans? Man, you're coming to the right right.
You do want to come into the room. Stop? You

(56:01):
just want a picture or a autograph. They're gonna pay
two hundred dollars to get in here. I gotta at
least give them a picture. Come on, now, grow up.
So that'd be my biggest issue.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Huh, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I'm spending it with my family, so I will be
at my my with my daughters. I have two daughters
and three grandkids, so I'm gonna spend it with them.
And then I got to get on the plane the
next morning and go do these last two dates for
the tour in Denver and Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Wow, break for a minute, I'll get you.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Oh man, you don't even know. I be jetlag for
the first for Sunday. Every week we get home on Sunday,
and for Sunday, I sleep all day Sunday. But it's
only an hour ahead. And like them in Salt Lake City,
they're only an hour ahead of Los Angeles, so it's
cat and them that lived you know, down south, that

(57:07):
got to really make a different change hours ahead.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Yeah, I can only imagine that time change or something.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
It's crazy, and that's.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
The thing for me. I don't know how cat. I
ain't never seen cats sleep. I'm like, are you a robot?
How can you still do all this and don't even
be tired? What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You need some of the invitements.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Ket is one of the hardest working men out there.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Whoa he hard? He at home rest and you look
up here on Somebody podcast. I'm like, boy, you don't
sit your glass down somewhere and rest.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Oh man, So what's the next?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh? I just you know. I got this film. Like
I said that, I'm finishing up as we speak. Hopefully
I can have it done by Thursday. Oh wow, that's
my next project. I'm almost finished. I'm just trying to
add a couple of the new technologies into it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
So that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I try to
do films that haven't been done before. So nobody did
a movie about boosting. I mean, you might have seen
somebody boosting in a movie, but ain't nobody did a
movie about boosting, and so the movie has a story
to it. The guy that is like the head nigga
in charge, he's tired, he wants to go legit. His

(58:32):
whole goal is to own his own store. And if
you watch the movie, you'll see if he was able
to do it or not. Oh Wow, Boosters La on
too B TV. And what was a blessing with that
movie was that I got a lot of my friends
are in that movie. Tiffany had his Earthquake, bru Man
from the Fifth Floor, Kim Whitley, Sherry Shephard, Oh God,

(58:58):
John Witherspoon's last lst film ever, Aj Johnson's last film ever,
Eb's last film ever. Three people have died that were
that was in that movie, and I think only one
of them got to see it before he died, and
that would have been Boogie B. John died right after

(59:19):
we finished shooting this scene, matter of fact, and then
AJ died before we finished editing. So I was like,
oh my god, please don't let nobody else die in
this movie before I get it out. And then Michelai
performs in it. The music is great, it's funny, and
it's a good story, and I did it all by myself.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
So I'm so proud of you for doing it.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
He died you too.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
You had Earthquake over there in the boxes on that.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Band man, Yeah, I had him stripping people. I said,
I got earthquake stripping. I got Sherry wilding out chasing
the strippers. I'm like, oh god, I could barely get
through that scene. It was so freaking funny. Oh you know,
trying to film it. I was like, please stop stock.
I had to tell the stripper. Look, all these ladies

(01:00:08):
are close to fifty, if not fifty. You can't be
rough with them. The stripper in the movie is actually
my kickbox instructor. Oh wow, Like this is not class, sir.
I was trying to get a real stripper. I was
gonna get a real stripper, but he was just so
please please please let me do it, Let me do it.

(01:00:28):
I'm like, okay, but you can't be rough with these ladies.
I ain't got no money for no lawsuit, so come on,
you can't hurt nobody. Nobody slinging them around and stuff.
The next day they gonna be taking exsence off baths,
calling me. You know, I was frung my neck last night. Now,
please don't be careful.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yes, So what are your thoughts on this current state
of comedy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Man, it's different. I mean now that these internet could
bedians have joined the bandwagon, it's like beat them or
join them. I'm blessed to be on tour with Cat
because the state of the comedy is not. In the nineties,
it was a million clubs and a million comedians. Now
it's three million clubs and fifty I mean three million

(01:01:20):
comedians and fifty clubs. So it's not even about who's
the funny, it's just about who can fill up this club, right,
And if you're an internet comedian with a million followers,
they think you can do it. But those million followers
don't always follow you into the club. They might have
followed you before saw you're not really a stand up,

(01:01:40):
and they're not coming back. They're not paying forty dollars
to see you again. You got you fool me once.
Shame on you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Because a lot of these they're not a lot of
these comedians today, they're not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I was just talking to my uncle about that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Nobody is telling jokes anymore, you know, like they're always
you know, voasting the audience.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Nobody is telling.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Some comedians don't have any material. Their whole material is
picking on people in the audience right now. Back in
the day, you do that, you get beat up after
the show. They be waiting no more whoever, because you
don't and I don't do that, because you don't know
who just got laid off, got kicked out. They house
got the most people come to the comedy club to
forget about whatever drama is going on, and comedy is

(01:02:25):
supposed to be healing, and then we come as the
comedians and just take you down the even worse than
you already was when you came in here. They be
ready to kill you after the show. I've been at
shows where the comedian had to wait an hour after
the show was over. So the person that was gonna
beat them up with lee wow, because we in they

(01:02:46):
city with their crew right right, So you better shut
your mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
And what is that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
And so what do these comedians, these comedians today have
no material because look at Cat, you know, like you
and d L, y'all have real jokes. Cat Monique, y'all
have real jokes. Y'all are telling jokes, y'all picking on people.
But when you see people, you know, I don't want
to call the names. But when you see people out

(01:03:14):
here and they're just vost of the audience for hours,
great at this point you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Not even that, and some of them don't even All
they doing is cursing. I'm like, is there a joke
that all the words come home? I'd be like, they'd
be like, well you dirty, I'm dirty, But I'm not
saying B or MF. Do my set not? You better listen,
it ain't in there. I might tell a couple of
d jokes and I ain't got to say that continuously

(01:03:42):
through my act. I'd be like, girl, that or that
thing was little or that thing was. I don't got
to keep saying dick. You know you I said it once.
You know what I'm talking about. This is the subject
we're on now, right, so I don't have to keep
bringing it up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Wow, you know the word.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I don't have to keep saying the word. But I
talk about everything. I'm a mother. I was a technician,
electronic technician with Hughes Aircraft. Before I ever started doing comedy.
I was in the army, so I got plenty of
material talk about other things. You know, back in the day,
they was like, well you need to start talking about

(01:04:22):
stuff that they can make a TV show out of.
Well I did. I talked about me being able to
wear my kids clothes and all the stuff that they
do and talking back and can't whoop the kids no more.
You know, they call nine one one and I'm like, uh,
not mine, I got that blocked or whatever. But I
believe in God, and when it's my time, God will

(01:04:44):
put the time together. He kept me holding on all
this time, so I've never been like without. If I
wasn't on catch tour, I was on christ Tucker or
Martin or somebody. He kept me going and he gave
me enough money on that tour to last meet until
the next tour came or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
So I'm blessed, blessed and highly favored and can't waiting. Everybody.
You should have a show, and when somebody gonna bring
you on that show, when it's my time, that's when
it's gonna happen, and I can wait. I don't want
to rush and get I want to be on there
for something good like this film I'm about to put out.

(01:05:24):
But I could have been called on for Boosters LA,
but they didn't. But it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Let us do time, right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
I said, go back and look at your favorite director's
first film and then call me back. Everybody's first film
was not what they wanted it to be, and they
had studios behind them. I didn't have no studio.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
This is your heart earned, Sam Watson.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Sam Watson gave me thirty g's. I just called him on.
He's like a brother. He's Al Hayman's right hand man,
and he's Floyd Mayweather's manager. And I just called him
on a good day and everybody was like, ooh, you
must got some good stuff. I was like, absolutely not, Sam,
it's my friend. And he believed in me enough. He

(01:06:14):
came to the set. He saw I wasn't screwing him over.
I'm using this money to make a movie. I'm not
trying to get over on anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Wow, that's a blessing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Boy is it a blessing?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
That's a blessing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And then everybody trying to call him. He was like, boy,
what did you tell what? You go on Instagram and
tell that folk. All these people, I've been knowing you
longer than Mellan.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
You know you ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
You ain't been knowing them longer than me, even knowing
me since the nineties when he was putting me on
shows here in LA at the Universal Amphitheater. Wow, this
man was putting me on big shows with Rick James,
Tina Marie in the time. I'm like, what, yeah, I'll
do it please, you know, with Mary J. Blige and

(01:06:57):
so many people. Many it was awesome. Wow, And I
handled my business on every single one of them, so.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I can imagine. I can only imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
After the pandemic, it was really scary. I mean, money
was whoa. I spent all my money on this movie.
But God always sends me angels. So this time he
sent the boss Lady Snoop's wife. I must have hosted
every party they had, so and they pay well. So
all the brother's birthday party, the kids birthday parties, a

(01:07:31):
couple of shows. I was like, thank you, guys, Oh
my God, thank you. So yeah, God sends me angels.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
And I love sitting dog fucking around special.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Oh yeah that was something. And that was just They
called me to come host a party for one of
his brothers. So I started begging, please, y'all, ain't got
no woman on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Let me be on it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I don't know, and then about two weeks later they
called me back. Okay you all and I had a
ball on that show. Wow, they gave me a lot
of love for that show. I got a lot of
new fans and it was but other white people in
that audience, and they gave me a lot of love.

(01:08:15):
That night, I was like, oh my god, but see
that show. Kat and Mike Epps had just shot our
special material on Snoops. You know, they didn't want to
do that same material. They was just just shot on
Snoop Special, so they had to do something different, which

(01:08:35):
helped me out because I didn't shoot no special. If
I could do whatever I wounded.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
To man, I thank you so much to taking time,
Budy your skills to come on to show. It really
means a lot. Let everybody know you can be reached
on social media.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
You can reach me on TikTok or or Instagram or Facebook.
It's Melanie Cole, March up c O m A r
c A h oh so Cole and then March and
then oh, people think I'm married to a Mexican. I
love Mexicans, but we ain't getting married or nothing like that.

(01:09:11):
Mister Camarchio is a black man and I'm divorced from
him with thanks for the two beautiful kids.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
You are listening to the Jay Walker Show.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
All right, everybody, That was my interview on Melanie Camarchio,
Man Linden, I'm telling y'all, ladies and gentlemen, Mellonly Camarchio
is one of the most underrated comedians ever anywhere in
this university.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
And she is funny as hell. We'll talk.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
She's funniest hell. And like she said that Shaid tell
you how funny she is. She's been on tour with
some of the heavyweights. She's been on tours with Sherry Shipperds.
She's been on tours with Williams, Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker.
Come on, man, those are some damn heavyweights in this

(01:10:15):
county business. And she's been on tour with them. And
she opened it up for Kat Williams and she going
on stage after Mark Curry and after Tummy David and
they she let y'all know how fam this Mandy is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
But y'all checked out melmar Cho.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
But now, but now it is my favorite time of
the show. My favorite time of the show. The mess
train has a ride at the station.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Baby. The mess Train has a ride. Now, let me
tell you this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Right now, somebody asks me, Jenny, do you make those
letters up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I wish I could, because if I can make some
of these letters up, do you not know how rich
I would be? Right now if I can make some
of this stuff up. If I can make this some
of this stuff with these people write in. If I
can make this up, man, I would be I would
have every move on lifetime through the story. If anybody

(01:11:25):
of me and my if anybody on the staff of
the Jaywalking Show was this damn telling you to make
some of this stuff up, they adds would be a
Nobel priest, past Nobel peace practice Wanner, and you could
take that to the bank. So if you did advice
on anything, and I mean anything, you can write in
to mess train at Walraade dot com. That's a mess

(01:11:49):
trained at WOFRAID. Now I want to give an advisory
because I don't know who's listening to the show. I'm
going to give a I'm going to give an advisory.
I'm going to give an advisory. So parents, if you
have kids in the car, this is the only time
I wanted to tell you to change change, change the station,

(01:12:09):
to do something mess train subject. I accidentally slept with
my own daddy. Dear Jay, I don't even know how
to process what just happened to me. I'm twenty five
years old and I've been messing around with this older
man for about two years. I never knew my real

(01:12:32):
father growing up, so I didn't think anything of dating
older god. He's forty seven five, got himself together, treats
me good, or so, I thought. Well, Jay, today I
finally decided to introduce Today, I finally decided to introduce
him to my mama. I figured she judged me, but
at least she'd be happy that wasn't dating some bomb

(01:12:55):
my age.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
The moment I brought him in the house, my mama rose.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
She started shaking, and then she said the words that
made my whole stomach drop.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
That's your father, Jay. I almost passed out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
I started crying, screaming, cussing, because how did I end
up sleeping with the one man I've been searching for
my whole life. I feel sick even typing this. And
here's where it gets worse. While I'm losing my mind,
my mama has the nerve to say, well, it's too
late now, no need to start messing with him?

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
How excuse me? Like, girl, what world are you living in? Jay?

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
I don't know what to do, how to feel, what
to believe? Do I confront him? Do I call the police?
Do I go to therapy? Do I leave the state?
All I know is I'm traumatized, embarrassed and confused on
the left I did not know existed side, traumatize and

(01:14:06):
throwing up, well, der traumatizer, throwing up. The first thing
you need to do is cut your damn mama out.
Your mama, let me tell you something right here. Let
let let me tell you something right here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Let let let let let let let.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Let let me tell you something right here, gold damn family,
the crazy. Let me just say, did your mama just
tell you to keep messing with your daddy? Y'all as
gotten this in Alabama? Because there's no way in the
hell what your mama don say, let work on this.

(01:14:49):
Your mama didn't say, let pray about this. Your mama
to say, let call rem your mama, don say let
go to the church. Your mama didn't say, Now your
your damn mama, your mama's head, and I quote, well,

(01:15:11):
it's too.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Late now, no need to stop messing with.

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
Him this right here, this right here, took this took
me for a round for my money right here, because.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I ain't never heard no mess like this in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Your mama told your ass to keep messing with your dad.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
What well is y'all? Ass?

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Living in your mama is so nasty? Your mama need jesus, your.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Mama is so nasty. Ah man, he taking good care
of you. Stop an old man? Do see why don't
they're old man? Do they're old man? Do and see?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
And he would let me tell you why he was
doing that. And let me tell you why, this old
man because he wanted his dollar life. So here, his
ask is taken care of you, and his ass was
being taken care of his altar. Let me tell you

(01:16:32):
that right here, lord him mercier. See, I'm confused. I
ain't got no advice for this. Let me tell you
something she said, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Honestly, honestly, honestly, let me just say this, there's no need.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
To confront him. You need to confront your mama because
let's say he probably didn't know you was his daughter.
There's no way, there's no way that I'm going to
sit right here at this studio, in this studio, and

(01:17:16):
look at the people walking about, looking at how loud
I am. I'm sorry, God here, y'all. There's no way
he knew. There's no way he knew that cho was
his daughter because y'all sleeping together, well, hold on, y'all

(01:17:37):
sleeping together, and he didn't know. You need to talk
to your mama because honestly, your mama might have an issue.
Your mama might be crazy, you know there. That might
be why he wasn't in your life you ever thought about,

(01:17:58):
you know, because for your mama to sit here and say, well,
it's too late now, I don't need to start messing
with him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
What? Who in the hell wrote this letter?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
What your mom need to be. Your mama need a
mental and valiation. Your mom need to mint town and valiation.
Because there's no way, there's no way, there is no
way that your mama just said this crazy sugar honey

(01:18:45):
ice to your mouth. There's no way she just said, well,
it's too late. See that's the one line, that's the
one this whole damn letter, that's the one lie that
Jay Walker is stuck on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Your mama say well, it's too late now, no need
to stop messing with him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Don't you sleeping with your daddy? What in the Lord
have mercy? I paid you to grasp this situation. Look,
do you know how nasty? Imagine the comforts that you

(01:19:25):
gotta have with your friends? Girl. Let're gonna get up.
We're gonna get your name in Jerome.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
How are you and Jerome doing it? Girl?

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
You wanna be in my daddy? What your mama say?
Where my mama said? It's too late now, nothing to
stop messing with him? Who be your mama?

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Christy?

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
And that's what your friends gonna say? Because your mama
is crazy. I can't even do this no more. That
would controlude today's mess. Drey, And thank you for listening
to the jay Walker Show. I can't do this no more.

(01:20:14):
I can't do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
I gotta side, I gotta I gotta go ahead and
talk out. That's it for the day, y'all. Talk to God.
Happy Holiday, Happy Thanksgiving. Talk to God. He would love
to hear from you. Until next time, be at pe shop.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
That's commup.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
You are listening to the jay Walker Show