September 29, 2025 • 34 mins
(00:00:00) We read Reddit r/AITA Stories: Laughter, Limits, and Lessons in Pranking
(00:00:46) Intro
(00:06:30) AITA for laughing when my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought it was a prank?
(00:09:40) AITA for ruining the banana prank?
(00:18:17) AITA for going to the police over a 'prank'
(00:27:08) AITA for wearing a white dress to my friend’s wedding?
On the 9th episode of The Joevelocity Show, Joe is joined by his mother Sharon, and we discuss some r/AITA prank stories from Reddit.
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• AITA for laughing when my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought it was a prank?
We start off with the story of a 33-year-old man laughed when his 31-year-old wife fell and said she had pooped her pants, because he assumed it was another one of her toilet-humor pranks. She’s known for pulling stunts like that, so he thought it was intentional comedy. When he realized it wasn’t a joke, he tried to help, but she was upset, sarcastically called him “husband of the year,” and argued he should have known it was real since she doesn’t repeat pranks. He wonders if he’s the asshole for laughing at her accident.
• AITA for ruining the banana prank?
Next, we venture into the humorous yet complex world of pranks within relationships. We explore a story where a husband and wife navigate the repercussions of frequent pranking, questioning when jokes stop being funny and start causing friction. We also examine a listener's story involving a woman who has a strong dislike for bananas and her boyfriend's persistence in using them as a prank. Despite her general love for pranks, the banana jokes push boundaries, sparking a discussion on respect and understanding personal boundaries within relationships. The chapter humorously critiques these situations while emphasizing the importance of recognizing when a joke is no longer a joke but an act of insensitivity.
• AITA for going to the police over a 'prank'
Next, we explore a troubling incident where a vegan individual, intoxicated at a party, was tricked into eating chicken nuggets by friends who claimed they were vegan-friendly. The story highlights the importance of respecting dietary choices, as these choices often extend beyond mere preference to encompass lifestyle and health concerns. We reflect on how such pranks can have severe physical and emotional consequences, especially for those with strict diets like vegetarians and vegans. We also consider personal experiences with dietary changes and the societal lack of understanding that sometimes surrounds them. By sharing stories from both the podcast hosts and cultural references like a "Seinfeld" episode, we emphasize that respecting others' dietary preferences is crucial and not a matter for humor.
• AITA for wearing a white dress to my friend’s wedding?
Finally, we’re taken through a perplexing and emotional story of friendship and betrayal, revolving around the age-old faux pas of wearing a white dress to a wedding. A woman recounts how she wore a white dress to her friend Charlotte's wedding, a decision she made after Charlotte specifically chose the dress for her, despite her own reservations. The story takes an unexpected turn when Charlotte reveals that this was a loyalty test, leading to an explosive confrontation. We explore the bewildering nature of this "friendship test" and question the motives behind such a move, particularly after the support and financial help given by the narrator. We discuss the unrealistic expectations set by Charlotte, the extravagant nature of the wedding, and how a potential moment of laughter turned into a public fallout. We question the essence of true friendship and the absurdity of testing loyalty in such a dramatic fashion.
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(00:00:46) Intro
(00:06:30) AITA for laughing when my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought it was a prank?
(00:09:40) AITA for ruining the banana prank?
(00:18:17) AITA for going to the police over a 'prank'
(00:27:08) AITA for wearing a white dress to my friend’s wedding?
On the 9th episode of The Joevelocity Show, Joe is joined by his mother Sharon, and we discuss some r/AITA prank stories from Reddit.
Brought to you by:
Old Glory offers over 300,000 items for music, sports, entertainment, and pop culture
fans, featuring officially licensed merch from iconic bands and top sports teams.
Discover your perfect fan gear and save 15% with the exclusive discount code JOEVELOCITY at https://oldglory.com.
• AITA for laughing when my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought it was a prank?
We start off with the story of a 33-year-old man laughed when his 31-year-old wife fell and said she had pooped her pants, because he assumed it was another one of her toilet-humor pranks. She’s known for pulling stunts like that, so he thought it was intentional comedy. When he realized it wasn’t a joke, he tried to help, but she was upset, sarcastically called him “husband of the year,” and argued he should have known it was real since she doesn’t repeat pranks. He wonders if he’s the asshole for laughing at her accident.
• AITA for ruining the banana prank?
Next, we venture into the humorous yet complex world of pranks within relationships. We explore a story where a husband and wife navigate the repercussions of frequent pranking, questioning when jokes stop being funny and start causing friction. We also examine a listener's story involving a woman who has a strong dislike for bananas and her boyfriend's persistence in using them as a prank. Despite her general love for pranks, the banana jokes push boundaries, sparking a discussion on respect and understanding personal boundaries within relationships. The chapter humorously critiques these situations while emphasizing the importance of recognizing when a joke is no longer a joke but an act of insensitivity.
• AITA for going to the police over a 'prank'
Next, we explore a troubling incident where a vegan individual, intoxicated at a party, was tricked into eating chicken nuggets by friends who claimed they were vegan-friendly. The story highlights the importance of respecting dietary choices, as these choices often extend beyond mere preference to encompass lifestyle and health concerns. We reflect on how such pranks can have severe physical and emotional consequences, especially for those with strict diets like vegetarians and vegans. We also consider personal experiences with dietary changes and the societal lack of understanding that sometimes surrounds them. By sharing stories from both the podcast hosts and cultural references like a "Seinfeld" episode, we emphasize that respecting others' dietary preferences is crucial and not a matter for humor.
• AITA for wearing a white dress to my friend’s wedding?
Finally, we’re taken through a perplexing and emotional story of friendship and betrayal, revolving around the age-old faux pas of wearing a white dress to a wedding. A woman recounts how she wore a white dress to her friend Charlotte's wedding, a decision she made after Charlotte specifically chose the dress for her, despite her own reservations. The story takes an unexpected turn when Charlotte reveals that this was a loyalty test, leading to an explosive confrontation. We explore the bewildering nature of this "friendship test" and question the motives behind such a move, particularly after the support and financial help given by the narrator. We discuss the unrealistic expectations set by Charlotte, the extravagant nature of the wedding, and how a potential moment of laughter turned into a public fallout. We question the essence of true friendship and the absurdity of testing loyalty in such a dramatic fashion.
Subscribe to The Joevelocity Show in your favorite podcast app so you don’t miss an episode! For access to all of our websites, visit us at joevelocity.com
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
And welcome again to the Joe Velossi Show. I'm here
with my mom. Hello again, Mom, Hi Joe. I know
you've been on four times now. Oh my god, you're
becoming a serious regular.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I am serio a serial regging.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know why I thought a serial killer. But no,
that's not where we want to go with that, you know.
But you're coming in with a knife.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well I have to do another one of these.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, we'll make sure. I have to
have you on for a while to this one. Okay,
So on this episode, we're going to talk about pranks.
And we were talking before the show. Apparently we were
trying to think of whether we play pranks on each other,
and the only time we really think of it is
(01:39):
that you like to play pranks on your husband.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I just I just do one little prank, and it's
it's really not nice, but I do it. He likes
to sit out on the patio and we have patio
chairs that rock, but every time he sits on it,
he always has a feeling and he's going to fall backwards. Okay,
and so you know, so I can't help myself. But
(02:05):
I walk past him if I'm getting up to go
into the house or something, and I just take the
chair and I give it a little tug. It just it
just like THROZENI back for a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I would never.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Hurt you, and I would never put him in harm.
But but it's funny to me that he doesn't like it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Just wait util youre mad at him one day, it's
like any.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
If that's what he's afraid of, someday it's the wife happy.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's the one tame thing with the prank is that
it's supposed to be funny for both people. It's not
supposed to be like like trying to be evil to
the other person, you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Know, right, And most pranks, Yeah, yeah, I prank someone once.
I did prank someone once I had these ice cubes
that had a fly in them. I bottom, you know,
my bottom, like yeah, And it was perfect because my
brother in law is he's you know, he always likes
(03:10):
to drink before dinner or something. So I had my
sister put this ice cube in there with a couple
other ice cubes and just you know, and I said
to her, were like, we're watching and he's not saying
anything about this fly in this ice cube. And I said,
my sister, well, you know what, just tell him that
we're running low on glasses, so bring your glass in
(03:33):
to dinner with you so we can you know, put
your tea or whatever in it. And that's when I
saw him over. He went over to the refrigerator and
he was telling Linda, like, look at this ice cube.
And then I just burst out laughing. And then he
turned around and he realized that it was just a
(03:53):
fake ice cube because it was it was big. It
was like an inch you know, square or something. It
hadn't melted.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
All in the stream. But yeah, I would not mind
pranking him more often.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was also thinking about something I actually did prank
you guys during Christmas one time, is that you could
buy these boxes, these empty boxes, and put the gifts
inside them. And one of them was for because you know,
I have a day here at my house and I
love the days, and you guys are kind of setting
your ways. You do not want to be day, you
don't even want to try, and now we want to
(04:30):
do it the same way we've done it before. So
basically I found a box, and basically what it is
is that normally a bi day uses water. This is
basically kind of like a like a scrub brush on
like a wheel, and basically it's bes to basically put
up your your house. Never it tastes like five thousand rpm,
you know. And uh, there's one that's the portable one.
(04:52):
You can put it in the dishwasher.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, I know, I remember that. But even the funnier
one was what you did to your grandmother because she
likes to put puzzles together.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And let's be honest, my grandmother is one hundred and five.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, so she wasn't then.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah she's one hundred do that.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Still, you know, So you bought her, you bought her
a puzzle that it was like that.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Was a black sky of like a moon, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
All black and the pieces. There were like ten thousand
pieces or something on you know it said on the box.
I mean, of course there was no puzzle ye in there,
but it was just the box. And her expression was
pretty funny with that. Oh my goodness, she's nice enough.
She doesn't she wouldn't want to like offend you, but
(05:43):
she's like, I'm not doing this puzzle.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But what's funny is is that those they're they're joke boxes.
You can find them on Amazon.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's a lot for a box.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And goes as the boxer. You know.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, I don't think we have them anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right, I think you guys put them out during the
our yard so that we had a few years ago. Yeah,
oh yeah, that's the ner story. Yeah yeah, the woods
doesn't we hear it?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, I wouldn't read our signs right.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Anyways, let's go ahead here and let's get into the
first story here, and when the asshole for laughing when
my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought
it was a prank, I thirty three male thinks my
wife thirty one female is generally funny, but her love
of pranks and toilet humor can be a bit much.
(06:48):
One day, as in the living room. My wife ran
in holding her tummy. She slipped and fell. Then she
said something like, oh crap, I pooped my pants. Everything
about it seemed like a prank that she would do,
from the double meeting phrase to the total humor to
the physical comedy. Despeite the fact that disliked most of
our pranks, I found this one funny that it wasn't pranking.
(07:08):
When I realized I tried to help her up, she
told me not to touch her. She sarcastically called me
husband of the Year for laughing at her. I spained,
but she said I should have known it wasn't a
prank because she did a similar one before. She doesn't
repeat the same pranks. And by the asshole, thank god
(07:29):
for the soundboard.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Huh No, he's not an you know, because like that
sounds like generally what she would generally want to go
for was the laugh anyway, So yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
She did a prankly that in the past.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You know, so right? Right?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And who was he? Informed that she never will pull
the same prank. But I think by the time you're
thirty one and thirty three, you know, I mean, some
pranks are funny, but I don't think these type of
pranks are still funny when you're I don't know me,
(08:07):
but you know, they just have some growing up to do.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I mean, fort noises are funny.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I'm sorry, you know, I don't get them either, but yeah,
that's you know.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But well, every seems to love this the song on
the soundboard, and it's yeah, anyways, yeah, every loves that song.
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, I'm glad I was here for.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
See you're laughing, I am.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I am that that does come.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Anyways, let's go ahead here, let's talk about the comments here,
not the outsol. Your wife is just the grower, cried poop, oh.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
God, oh yes, when you have to play that song right.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
The second one kind of like, you know, goes back
to what we were thinking here. I would never fall
down the ship my pants twice. You know me better
than that, not the asshole. This is what fruit is
born of frequent pranks, and as a good partner, you
were engaging and supporting her antics. When you realize that
it was real, you immediately went to help. She probably
(09:21):
mat at herself because she knows you're laughing was essentially
her own doing, so she kind of screwed herself in
a sunshine.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
That's right, don't laugh at me anyways.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, we can retire that noise now, so we'll move
on to the second story. And by the asshole for
ruining the banana prank, I thirty female, don't like bananas.
I think they're gross. I don't like the flavor, the texture,
the smell. I would honestly love to never have to
interact with one. My boyfriend, thirty one male, knows this.
(09:58):
He's known since he me six years ago. He thinks
it's hilarious. We met working at a restaurant whereas a
server bartender and he was a cook. We both love
food in the hospitality industry, so he thinks it's ridiculous
to me to have such strong feelings of this taste
for bananas when we literally work with food in the
food industry. Also, I have eaten touched bananas before. Didn't
(10:21):
like him. It's not like aphobia or anything. Anyways, It's
not really an issue as we don't ever buy bananas
or have them in the house. But on the very
rare occasion that he does buy bananas once every three years,
not even he always tries to f with me with
the banana in some way. He'll chase me around with
the banana pill, or leave the banana pill on my
laptop or on the floor for me to slip on
(10:43):
like Mario Kart. To be clear, I love pranks, love them.
I was all about the smoking toilet prank. We prank
each other all the time. I just really hate being
pranks with the bananas. Today he went to eat a banana.
I turned around and the pile was sitting on top
of my laptop and I just lost it. Insisted he
threw it out. I did not want to touch it,
(11:03):
interact with it. He was dying laughing, went and got
another banana and ate that banana on the couch right
next to our laptop, trying to give me the cme
closer and give him a kiss. Mouthful of banana is
my literal nightmare. Remove the peel myself and I got
upset and says that he get rid of the banana,
and I just kept telling him that this particular thing
is not funny to me. I don't like it so
(11:25):
many the alseho over reacting about the bananas. I just
don't want banana pranks with real bananas.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, she likes pranks. She loves spranks, but a prank
should be funny, not harmful. I mean, if he's putting
them on the floor for her to slip on, that's dangerous.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, I mean, and you know, just maybe you know,
she could break a hip or a leg or an
orm whatever, and that's just going too far. But you know,
just dump water on her head or something, you know, don't,
you know, do something else. Just don't do that.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Like you know, we're back in her chair a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It almost sounds like it's traumatizing to her. But the bananas,
it's like, I don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
And then like, yeah, I don't I like bananas, but
they are a yiki to clean up, you know anyway,
So putting them on top of my computer and stuff
like that, I don't think I appreciate that. And you know,
now that he knows it's not funny to her, it's
it's not a funny prank. And it's not even a
prank anymore. It's just kind of cruel.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's just like, you know, he's just trying to be evil,
you know.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe he's he you know,
just needs to be whacked there in the head.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
With the banana. Figure it out. It's not funny anymore,
to stop doing it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's like I told you, I don't like two foods.
I don't like Yakeys and baked beans, and it's like
a little we had that for dinner. I came up
someone some tuesday and we had dinner and that was it.
I'd be like, no, you know this, you know, And
of course I just gave you great idea for dinner.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
No, I know. I mean, no, I'm not going to
make something you're not going to eat. And you know,
I mean you've you've had this food dislike for a
long time, and that's just disliking something, you know, to eat.
And I think we all have you know those.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
So I'm not going to make you something you do
not like.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, So we talked about my food dislike, you know
those pretty well, what's yours.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I really can't think of anything that I dislike, you
know that much that I, you know, I don't like.
I don't know, I can't think of anything offhand that I,
you know, dislike. I have things that I can't eat
anymore or prefer not to eat anymore. But there that's
(13:47):
not like that. So there's there's not too much. I
wouldn't eat. I would not eat what you and Frank
had the other day. That those white beans, Yeah, that
would be something I would say, yes.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, because you had baked beans done at that point,
which I had.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
That's why you guys had had the other kind of beans.
But yeah, it was just like, yeah, there's I don't
know why, I just do not like them.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah. The only reason I don't like baked beans is
that the taste of them and they're too sweet for me.
The ams are like a dessert, you know. And then
also too, they have a tendency that spread out and
get into everything.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
That Yeah, you have a burger and baked beans, yeah,
gets soaked.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Just like you end up with a mushy burger and
it's kind of.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Like yeah, yeah, I mean I know, I know what
you mean by that.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Some people love them. Yeah, I just don't understand that,
you know. But anyways, teach don I guess. Anyways, let's
talk about the comments here. You're not the asshole, but
the same time, I think you're reacting that stronger. You
do have a phobia. You're not wanting to eat them,
but to be the dramatic about not even touching a peal.
That feels like there's something more serious than just just
(14:59):
like going on.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I mean, you can just just like I don't like
I don't like to clean up Soeur crowd, you know,
and it's not one of my favorite fees. I do
eat it, but the cleaning up of something like that
is just you know, it's like disgusting to me that
have to clean that up out of my sink, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
When you always have a little bit of surakraw left.
So I wouldn't necessarily call it a phobia. It's just,
you know, she just doesn't prefer to touch them.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Last comment said, it's almost like a stage TikTok video.
The only thing that makes it funny is if it's real.
Her pranks for probably so Shresh, she immediately knows as
a prank, and thus it's not funny. Then when something
actually happens to her, that's not stage selling. It's humorous
because the middle of the qualifiers for comedy spontaneity. I'm
expecting this something he attributed to her finally producing a
(15:52):
good prank only to be met with the truth. But
uh yeah, Anyways, we're gonna go ahead here and believe
that we're half through this show. Ready, where ahead and
take a break.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh, let's take a break.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
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the also for going to the police over a prank.
So I figured this would be a very deep interest
to you here throw away for nominaity's sake, because this
(18:28):
does go further the prefaces. I twenty four female, am
a vegan and have been for a good ten years.
I had not even meet as roughly three or four
years old when I found out where meat comes from.
Spoiler alert, there are a lot of tears this is
no secret and everyone in my life knows and respects
us or so I thought. Four nights ago, I was
at a party and I will admit I got white
(18:50):
girl wasted. My friends thought would be funny to feed
me chicken nuggets as a prank. I check with them
before I chine down. It's vegan, to which my friends replied, yeah,
their sun fed type of vegan chickenless chicken. They taste
it off to me, but I figured it was just
because I was drunk. I was wrong. I found that
the next day with my sister sent me a message
(19:10):
telling me this check my friends, it's nap chat's story.
The story was them showing the nuggat packaging, then showing
them giving me them to me to in the conversation
where he asked that this was vegan, then later then
mocking me and pretending to be me. When I found that,
I meet things like fake crying young the chickens. I
took a screen recording in the video and took it
(19:31):
to the police on the grounds of food tampering. And
now three of my ex friends are facing charges. They
all think I'm ever reacting to a harmless prank. So
read it and by the asshole. I understand you have
a lot to say about this.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I do, I mean, because I just don't understand the
mindset of people who seem to insist that being a
vegetarian or a vegan, which is even a more strict diet,
is not only a per sin's desired choice, but you know,
after a while, it's their lifestyle, so it does not
(20:07):
hurt anyone else, you know, for them to be and
being a vegetarian and being married to one for you know,
twenty some odd years, we have both had.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Our encounters with with.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
It being a family member or a chef at a
restaurant that just they just don't get it. Meat and
meet buy products for a vegetarian can make them very
sick to their stomachs because you know, no, I mean,
once you get that out of your system, you know,
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it just you know, it just messes with with your
internal system. And even being a vegan is even worse
because they avoid you know, things like butter and milk
and eggs and you know, all products from an animal,
along with certain vegetables and other products that do not
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reproduce on their own. So the list is a long
one for a vegan. So Pranking someone because you don't
understand their values is a horrible, horrible act and not
one of a friend, and they get what they deserve
with this. I'm not sure I would have ever gone
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that far, but hey, they exposed her to some byproducts
and I'm sure gave her system quite a shock for that. So,
you know, it's sad. It's sad that people just can't respect,
you know, the fact that you know, we don't want
to eat, we don't want to put a whole lot
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of processed foods in our bodies, and you know, and
that is part of that.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
So I could putely I'll agree. You know, it's kind
of like, you know, I mean, just the fact that
you don't eat, you know, meat, respect that fact. You know.
It's not that hard, you know, I mean it's I
actually was kind of even kind of worried because for
a long time I did not eat red meat. I
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would eat white meat, but not red meat. And you know,
when I started eating red meat just recently again, they're
kind of reintroduced it into my diet. I was kind
of worried at first, as that, you know, oh god,
I'm gonna have diarrhea. I'm not gonna feel well, blah
blah blah, this that or the other. Thankfully that has
to have been the case. But still, I mean, I
would imagine for somebody who doesn't eat meat at all,
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the meat would be you know, you're gonna end up being,
you know, sitting on a total hole turn night unfortunately.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I mean there are times we have to walk out
of the grocery store if they are using a rotisserie
and cooking chicken. Yeah, and I mean this smell, I mean,
to someone that eats, you know, rotissery chicken, I mean,
I'm sure that smell makes you know, it makes your
mouth water, But for us, it just nauseates us because
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of the grease.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And that's all we can smell is.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Like the grease in it. And so you know, we
have we've actually left you know, a grocery store once
or twice, you know, in our lives, just because of that. So,
I mean there's a lot to it, and it's just
do you respect your friends and their choices or do
you not so?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Or just some stupidity that's going on.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Sometimes there's something new thinks of prank, but it's you know,
I mean, there was a Seinfeld show on this too.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Remember they.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
George see they's he had a girlfriend that didn't eat lobster.
She was a vegetaaring and didn't eat lobster, and they
ended up having lobster for dinner. And then they used
the extra lobster in the morning and put it in
the eggs or something, and she ended up eating it.
And they were saying, I knew you weren't a vegetary,
and I knew it. Well, you know, if you're going
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to pull a prank on somebody and just put food
in their you know, meal that they don't know is
in there, then yeah, it's I guess, you know, the
humor is not for everybody. On some topics.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I remember one time it's like my bowling leak. We
would have pizzas after you know, or like drawing at
someone like the leagu Nates and everything. And I swear
one time they had cheese pizza that was made with
meat sauce, Like really.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
You know, yeah, that's unusual, very unusual for you know,
that's scary. And see if you would have asked, but
who would think to ask a pizza shop, you know,
because I mean we eat pizza. We you know, pizza
but yeah, I've never had to ask is there beef
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in this or beef byproduct in it? Because tomato sauce
is just usually the base for that.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Well, as I've come to find that their pizza just sucks. Yeah,
I I call it mids. It's like, hey, we're eating
it mids again, you know, as in, like, you know,
this pizza is okay, but I would not take this
time with me. Yeah kind of thing. But on the hand,
their day have fried chicken during our fun nights, which
is like the final night of the league. Yeah, so good.
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But uh, I mean I imagine that's a vegetarian.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Now, no, that's not one.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Anyways, here, the comments there were completely in agreement with
you guys. They are not the ass. So I think
it's awesome you went to the police and are taking
it seriously because yeah, yeah, I mean this is basically
they're basically kind of poisoning you in a sense, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I mean they are, Yeah, exactly. They disrespect her by
giving her meat well knowing she does not eat it,
and recorded it and put it on you know, making
fun of her good ridings. Yeah, yeah, they deserve jail.
They put to death.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I don't know about jail time or I don't know
that it's a jill, but I mean I think they do.
You know, they should do some community service, make them,
you know, work somewhere that you know, with a vegetarian
or a vegan or something like that, on a farm
out way out and you know, have them see what
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they what they do eat and how you know, it's
actually healthier for you. Yeah, but it's not cheap to be,
particularly a vegan, because it's you know, they should.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Take them to a slaughterhouse and make them watch something
to be slaughtered, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
The vegetarian, that's right.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I might do it, right, yeah, because I think if
a lot of us knew where food came from there,
we probably a lot more of us would be vegetarians
are vegan, you.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Know, that's right. That's right.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
And the last one is that especially feeding it to
somebody when they're drunk and then posting on social media
like really, what the fuck kind of friends are those?
You know? Man?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That is so so I hope she's okay.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Right, me too, me too. Anyways, believe or not, we
come up to the last story of the show or
amendment of conclusion. This is kind of a prank, but
kind of not in a sense, and by the asshole
for wearing a white dress to my friend's wedding. Okay,
before you make a judgment, let me read the story.
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I twenty female, met my friend Charlotte twenty one, when
I moved into my college dorm in August twenty twenty.
We got along well, shared ideas for how we want
to divide the space and keep things clean and organized,
and had many similar interests. Within a month, we were
studying and hanging out together and I considered her a
good friend. I also met her now husband, Josh. They
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seem like a cute and living couple, and I was
very happy when they got engaged in Christmas after three
and a half years together. Shirley has spent the last
eighteen months planning the wedding down to the last detail.
I won't say that she was obsessive, but it's been
intense and I've tried to help out as best as
I can with making appointments, managed extress, etc. And also
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gave her two Dredfrety dollars to help pay for the wedding.
Her family can only for a part of it, which
isn't included in the wedding gift I'm goun to give her.
A month before the wedding, I still tried to decide
exactly what to wear. I went something nice because Charlotte
said that she would have a photographer, videographer, and wedding painter.
I knew Charlotte had a vision for her wedding and
wanted her in as much as control as possible for
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all the details of her special day. So I asked
her which dress out of the three I narrowed it
down to, that I should wear. She asked if I
would actually pull out all my dresses, so I did.
She ended up narrowing it down to one of my picks,
along with my address I had firmly put in the
notepal for being white. It was a wedding, after all.
She told me about dresses were lovely, but that she
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prefers the white one. I asked her if she was sure.
She said yes. It even picked out a pair of
pink and white heels from her closet to go with
my dress. I figured that was that. Fast forward the
last week. I shope in the dress. About half an
hour before the ceremony, I get some weird looks, but
no one says anything, and hinsay, this is when I
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should have realized something wasn't right. When Charlotte comes out
of addressing her for some last minute pictures, she looks
shocked to see me and she starts turning red. She
pulls me inside and starts going off of me immediately
about wearing the dress to her wedding. I'm stunned and
asked her what the problem is because she picked the
dress out, and she told me it was a friendship
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test and if we were real friends, that would have
not worn a white dress or her shoes to her wedding.
I started laughing because they honestly thought it was a joke,
and she screamed to me that I unto her fucking
wedding and to get the fuck out. I flat out
told her she was crazy and left, not wedding the
funny anymore, and not knowing how to deal with what happened,
I grabbed my wedding gift to them on the way out.
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My friend has been fled with texts, voicemails, and social
media notifications from her, her friends, and her family about
what the assho I am, But honestly, they don't see
what I did wrong? Am I really the househole here?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Like who pulls a loyally test on a friend that
you've been friends with for you know, yeah, like two
over two and a half years, and someone that's given
you money for your wedding and has helped you, you know,
plan it and do all that. Like, what's the point
of pulling that you know, loyalty test thing on her
that that doesn't even make sense?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, it was kind of like, hey, you know, help
me pick up what you want to see me in
in this wedding, yeah, you know, and we'll go from there.
She passed the white dress, and so I was like, yeah,
we're white, you know, even though I didn't think this
was a good idea because this is the wedding after all.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
And I right pulled out two dresses thinking that she'd
changed her mind at the end, I guess somewhere the
other one. But yeah, she, you know, she I don't
know that was her wedding. Even sounds like it was
a bit extravagant with all the photographers and videologography and.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Who the hell's the painter after I never never heard
us at but you know.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I'm sure you know, she could have cut back on
her wedding expenses with a few of those being gone.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It reminds me to look bad people.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
She just set her up to look bad, and you
know that's that's disgusting. And she wasn't a good friend
to her, you know her, you know, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, it's like this is a friendship test, so it's
like what you want me to Actually, we're something different.
You don't actually want to help me out at all.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's I don't get it.
I mean, if if she would have pulled the prank
on her in the room and said, oh, yeah, we're
the white ones you wear these shoes, and just say, are.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
You kidding me?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
You would never you should never wear white to a wedding,
you know, particularly your friends. If she pranked her there,
that would be one thing. But to let her carry
it on and come to the wedding like that that,
you know, and.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Then the blow up of her at the wedding, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I mean, they could have had some giggles about it
in the room, you know, because she didn't even have
it on the list of her dresses. Her preferred dresses,
so that would have been more of a prank.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Exactly exactly the same way as the comments here completely
agree with us there. Yet she tested whether or not
she was your friend, and guess what she's nuts. Yeah,
someone's mad at you because they lied to you, and
you believe them. That person that's the asshole, regardless of
what conventions exists in the broader culture about the colors
of dresses. Your friend lied to your face and embarrassed
you in public just to see if she could. You're
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not the asshole. It wasn't even advice. It's basically the
bride picked up the dress that Op hadn't no power
she told her what to wear down to the shoes.
Op just abided by the bride's wishes. How the hell
was she supposed to know?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, I would have been that person too, that have
befriended that to me, or someone did that to me.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I would have been the one wearing.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
The white dress to the that. I mean, you know,
because you do have faith in your friends and believe
that they are going to just do right by you.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
But yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Don't think I included in the story that I read,
But she ended up actually wearing a blue dress the bride,
So the bride didn't even wear a white dress.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Anyways, So it was I didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't in what I read there,
but it was some of the comments there actually read itself. Yeah,
so it's just kind of like you were blue.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, it's even more.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
And the last one is that told you don't want
to be friends. It's the one who tricked you, embarrassed you,
and ruined her own wedding by her actions. This is
so messed up by her. Who does that? If I
were you, I would not be friends with her ever again. Right, Yeah,
this is kind of like this kind of like a
sad way to end the friendship though you know, well.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
You know there there are usually ending a friendship over
an argument or something is never pleasant, but it happens.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
But over something, you know, it's stupid that there is coming.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah, that could have been totally avoided, right right.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Anyway, as we come up to the end of the show,
I want to thank you every much for being on
the show. Mom.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Well, thank you Joe for having me. It's been fun.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, we'll see you back again in December maybe.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah, for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
And welcome again to the Joe Velossi Show. I'm here
with my mom. Hello again, Mom, Hi Joe. I know
you've been on four times now. Oh my god, you're
becoming a serious regular.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I am serio a serial regging.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know why I thought a serial killer. But no,
that's not where we want to go with that, you know.
But you're coming in with a knife.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well I have to do another one of these.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, we'll make sure. I have to
have you on for a while to this one. Okay,
So on this episode, we're going to talk about pranks.
And we were talking before the show. Apparently we were
trying to think of whether we play pranks on each other,
and the only time we really think of it is
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that you like to play pranks on your husband.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I just I just do one little prank, and it's
it's really not nice, but I do it. He likes
to sit out on the patio and we have patio
chairs that rock, but every time he sits on it,
he always has a feeling and he's going to fall backwards. Okay,
and so you know, so I can't help myself. But
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I walk past him if I'm getting up to go
into the house or something, and I just take the
chair and I give it a little tug. It just it
just like THROZENI back for a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I would never.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Hurt you, and I would never put him in harm.
But but it's funny to me that he doesn't like it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Just wait util youre mad at him one day, it's
like any.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
If that's what he's afraid of, someday it's the wife happy.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's the one tame thing with the prank is that
it's supposed to be funny for both people. It's not
supposed to be like like trying to be evil to
the other person, you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Know, right, And most pranks, Yeah, yeah, I prank someone once.
I did prank someone once I had these ice cubes
that had a fly in them. I bottom, you know,
my bottom, like yeah, And it was perfect because my
brother in law is he's you know, he always likes
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to drink before dinner or something. So I had my
sister put this ice cube in there with a couple
other ice cubes and just you know, and I said
to her, were like, we're watching and he's not saying
anything about this fly in this ice cube. And I said,
my sister, well, you know what, just tell him that
we're running low on glasses, so bring your glass in
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to dinner with you so we can you know, put
your tea or whatever in it. And that's when I
saw him over. He went over to the refrigerator and
he was telling Linda, like, look at this ice cube.
And then I just burst out laughing. And then he
turned around and he realized that it was just a
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fake ice cube because it was it was big. It
was like an inch you know, square or something. It
hadn't melted.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
All in the stream. But yeah, I would not mind
pranking him more often.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was also thinking about something I actually did prank
you guys during Christmas one time, is that you could
buy these boxes, these empty boxes, and put the gifts
inside them. And one of them was for because you know,
I have a day here at my house and I
love the days, and you guys are kind of setting
your ways. You do not want to be day, you
don't even want to try, and now we want to
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do it the same way we've done it before. So
basically I found a box, and basically what it is
is that normally a bi day uses water. This is
basically kind of like a like a scrub brush on
like a wheel, and basically it's bes to basically put
up your your house. Never it tastes like five thousand rpm,
you know. And uh, there's one that's the portable one.
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You can put it in the dishwasher.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, I know, I remember that. But even the funnier
one was what you did to your grandmother because she
likes to put puzzles together.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And let's be honest, my grandmother is one hundred and five.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, so she wasn't then.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah she's one hundred do that.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Still, you know, So you bought her, you bought her
a puzzle that it was like that.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Was a black sky of like a moon, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
All black and the pieces. There were like ten thousand
pieces or something on you know it said on the box.
I mean, of course there was no puzzle ye in there,
but it was just the box. And her expression was
pretty funny with that. Oh my goodness, she's nice enough.
She doesn't she wouldn't want to like offend you, but
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she's like, I'm not doing this puzzle.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But what's funny is is that those they're they're joke boxes.
You can find them on Amazon.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's a lot for a box.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And goes as the boxer. You know.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, I don't think we have them anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right, I think you guys put them out during the
our yard so that we had a few years ago. Yeah,
oh yeah, that's the ner story. Yeah yeah, the woods
doesn't we hear it?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, I wouldn't read our signs right.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Anyways, let's go ahead here and let's get into the
first story here, and when the asshole for laughing when
my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought
it was a prank, I thirty three male thinks my
wife thirty one female is generally funny, but her love
of pranks and toilet humor can be a bit much.
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One day, as in the living room. My wife ran
in holding her tummy. She slipped and fell. Then she
said something like, oh crap, I pooped my pants. Everything
about it seemed like a prank that she would do,
from the double meeting phrase to the total humor to
the physical comedy. Despeite the fact that disliked most of
our pranks, I found this one funny that it wasn't pranking.
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When I realized I tried to help her up, she
told me not to touch her. She sarcastically called me
husband of the Year for laughing at her. I spained,
but she said I should have known it wasn't a
prank because she did a similar one before. She doesn't
repeat the same pranks. And by the asshole, thank god
(07:29):
for the soundboard.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Huh No, he's not an you know, because like that
sounds like generally what she would generally want to go
for was the laugh anyway, So yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
She did a prankly that in the past.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You know, so right? Right?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And who was he? Informed that she never will pull
the same prank. But I think by the time you're
thirty one and thirty three, you know, I mean, some
pranks are funny, but I don't think these type of
pranks are still funny when you're I don't know me,
(08:07):
but you know, they just have some growing up to do.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I mean, fort noises are funny.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I'm sorry, you know, I don't get them either, but yeah,
that's you know.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But well, every seems to love this the song on
the soundboard, and it's yeah, anyways, yeah, every loves that song.
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, I'm glad I was here for.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
See you're laughing, I am.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I am that that does come.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Anyways, let's go ahead here, let's talk about the comments here,
not the outsol. Your wife is just the grower, cried poop, oh.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
God, oh yes, when you have to play that song right.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
The second one kind of like, you know, goes back
to what we were thinking here. I would never fall
down the ship my pants twice. You know me better
than that, not the asshole. This is what fruit is
born of frequent pranks, and as a good partner, you
were engaging and supporting her antics. When you realize that
it was real, you immediately went to help. She probably
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mat at herself because she knows you're laughing was essentially
her own doing, so she kind of screwed herself in
a sunshine.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
That's right, don't laugh at me anyways.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, we can retire that noise now, so we'll move
on to the second story. And by the asshole for
ruining the banana prank, I thirty female, don't like bananas.
I think they're gross. I don't like the flavor, the texture,
the smell. I would honestly love to never have to
interact with one. My boyfriend, thirty one male, knows this.
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He's known since he me six years ago. He thinks
it's hilarious. We met working at a restaurant whereas a
server bartender and he was a cook. We both love
food in the hospitality industry, so he thinks it's ridiculous
to me to have such strong feelings of this taste
for bananas when we literally work with food in the
food industry. Also, I have eaten touched bananas before. Didn't
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like him. It's not like aphobia or anything. Anyways, It's
not really an issue as we don't ever buy bananas
or have them in the house. But on the very
rare occasion that he does buy bananas once every three years,
not even he always tries to f with me with
the banana in some way. He'll chase me around with
the banana pill, or leave the banana pill on my
laptop or on the floor for me to slip on
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like Mario Kart. To be clear, I love pranks, love them.
I was all about the smoking toilet prank. We prank
each other all the time. I just really hate being
pranks with the bananas. Today he went to eat a banana.
I turned around and the pile was sitting on top
of my laptop and I just lost it. Insisted he
threw it out. I did not want to touch it,
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interact with it. He was dying laughing, went and got
another banana and ate that banana on the couch right
next to our laptop, trying to give me the cme
closer and give him a kiss. Mouthful of banana is
my literal nightmare. Remove the peel myself and I got
upset and says that he get rid of the banana,
and I just kept telling him that this particular thing
is not funny to me. I don't like it so
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many the alseho over reacting about the bananas. I just
don't want banana pranks with real bananas.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, she likes pranks. She loves spranks, but a prank
should be funny, not harmful. I mean, if he's putting
them on the floor for her to slip on, that's dangerous.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, I mean, and you know, just maybe you know,
she could break a hip or a leg or an
orm whatever, and that's just going too far. But you know,
just dump water on her head or something, you know, don't,
you know, do something else. Just don't do that.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Like you know, we're back in her chair a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It almost sounds like it's traumatizing to her. But the bananas,
it's like, I don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
And then like, yeah, I don't I like bananas, but
they are a yiki to clean up, you know anyway,
So putting them on top of my computer and stuff
like that, I don't think I appreciate that. And you know,
now that he knows it's not funny to her, it's
it's not a funny prank. And it's not even a
prank anymore. It's just kind of cruel.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's just like, you know, he's just trying to be evil,
you know.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe he's he you know,
just needs to be whacked there in the head.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
With the banana. Figure it out. It's not funny anymore,
to stop doing it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's like I told you, I don't like two foods.
I don't like Yakeys and baked beans, and it's like
a little we had that for dinner. I came up
someone some tuesday and we had dinner and that was it.
I'd be like, no, you know this, you know, And
of course I just gave you great idea for dinner.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
No, I know. I mean, no, I'm not going to
make something you're not going to eat. And you know,
I mean you've you've had this food dislike for a
long time, and that's just disliking something, you know, to eat.
And I think we all have you know those.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
So I'm not going to make you something you do
not like.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, So we talked about my food dislike, you know
those pretty well, what's yours.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I really can't think of anything that I dislike, you
know that much that I, you know, I don't like.
I don't know, I can't think of anything offhand that I,
you know, dislike. I have things that I can't eat
anymore or prefer not to eat anymore. But there that's
(13:47):
not like that. So there's there's not too much. I
wouldn't eat. I would not eat what you and Frank
had the other day. That those white beans, Yeah, that
would be something I would say, yes.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, because you had baked beans done at that point,
which I had.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
That's why you guys had had the other kind of beans.
But yeah, it was just like, yeah, there's I don't
know why, I just do not like them.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah. The only reason I don't like baked beans is
that the taste of them and they're too sweet for me.
The ams are like a dessert, you know. And then
also too, they have a tendency that spread out and
get into everything.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
That Yeah, you have a burger and baked beans, yeah,
gets soaked.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Just like you end up with a mushy burger and
it's kind of.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Like yeah, yeah, I mean I know, I know what
you mean by that.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Some people love them. Yeah, I just don't understand that,
you know. But anyways, teach don I guess. Anyways, let's
talk about the comments here. You're not the asshole, but
the same time, I think you're reacting that stronger. You
do have a phobia. You're not wanting to eat them,
but to be the dramatic about not even touching a peal.
That feels like there's something more serious than just just
(14:59):
like going on.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I mean, you can just just like I don't like
I don't like to clean up Soeur crowd, you know,
and it's not one of my favorite fees. I do
eat it, but the cleaning up of something like that
is just you know, it's like disgusting to me that
have to clean that up out of my sink, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
When you always have a little bit of surakraw left.
So I wouldn't necessarily call it a phobia. It's just,
you know, she just doesn't prefer to touch them.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Last comment said, it's almost like a stage TikTok video.
The only thing that makes it funny is if it's real.
Her pranks for probably so Shresh, she immediately knows as
a prank, and thus it's not funny. Then when something
actually happens to her, that's not stage selling. It's humorous
because the middle of the qualifiers for comedy spontaneity. I'm
expecting this something he attributed to her finally producing a
(15:52):
good prank only to be met with the truth. But
uh yeah, Anyways, we're gonna go ahead here and believe
that we're half through this show. Ready, where ahead and
take a break.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh, let's take a break.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
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the also for going to the police over a prank.
So I figured this would be a very deep interest
to you here throw away for nominaity's sake, because this
(18:28):
does go further the prefaces. I twenty four female, am
a vegan and have been for a good ten years.
I had not even meet as roughly three or four
years old when I found out where meat comes from.
Spoiler alert, there are a lot of tears this is
no secret and everyone in my life knows and respects
us or so I thought. Four nights ago, I was
at a party and I will admit I got white
(18:50):
girl wasted. My friends thought would be funny to feed
me chicken nuggets as a prank. I check with them
before I chine down. It's vegan, to which my friends replied, yeah,
their sun fed type of vegan chickenless chicken. They taste
it off to me, but I figured it was just
because I was drunk. I was wrong. I found that
the next day with my sister sent me a message
(19:10):
telling me this check my friends, it's nap chat's story.
The story was them showing the nuggat packaging, then showing
them giving me them to me to in the conversation
where he asked that this was vegan, then later then
mocking me and pretending to be me. When I found that,
I meet things like fake crying young the chickens. I
took a screen recording in the video and took it
(19:31):
to the police on the grounds of food tampering. And
now three of my ex friends are facing charges. They
all think I'm ever reacting to a harmless prank. So
read it and by the asshole. I understand you have
a lot to say about this.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I do, I mean, because I just don't understand the
mindset of people who seem to insist that being a
vegetarian or a vegan, which is even a more strict diet,
is not only a per sin's desired choice, but you know,
after a while, it's their lifestyle, so it does not
(20:07):
hurt anyone else, you know, for them to be and
being a vegetarian and being married to one for you know,
twenty some odd years, we have both had.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Our encounters with with.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
It being a family member or a chef at a
restaurant that just they just don't get it. Meat and
meet buy products for a vegetarian can make them very
sick to their stomachs because you know, no, I mean,
once you get that out of your system, you know,
(20:43):
it just you know, it just messes with with your
internal system. And even being a vegan is even worse
because they avoid you know, things like butter and milk
and eggs and you know, all products from an animal,
along with certain vegetables and other products that do not
(21:05):
reproduce on their own. So the list is a long
one for a vegan. So Pranking someone because you don't
understand their values is a horrible, horrible act and not
one of a friend, and they get what they deserve
with this. I'm not sure I would have ever gone
(21:26):
that far, but hey, they exposed her to some byproducts
and I'm sure gave her system quite a shock for that. So,
you know, it's sad. It's sad that people just can't respect,
you know, the fact that you know, we don't want
to eat, we don't want to put a whole lot
(21:48):
of processed foods in our bodies, and you know, and
that is part of that.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
So I could putely I'll agree. You know, it's kind
of like, you know, I mean, just the fact that
you don't eat, you know, meat, respect that fact. You know.
It's not that hard, you know, I mean it's I
actually was kind of even kind of worried because for
a long time I did not eat red meat. I
(22:14):
would eat white meat, but not red meat. And you know,
when I started eating red meat just recently again, they're
kind of reintroduced it into my diet. I was kind
of worried at first, as that, you know, oh god,
I'm gonna have diarrhea. I'm not gonna feel well, blah
blah blah, this that or the other. Thankfully that has
to have been the case. But still, I mean, I
would imagine for somebody who doesn't eat meat at all,
(22:36):
the meat would be you know, you're gonna end up being,
you know, sitting on a total hole turn night unfortunately.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I mean there are times we have to walk out
of the grocery store if they are using a rotisserie
and cooking chicken. Yeah, and I mean this smell, I mean,
to someone that eats, you know, rotissery chicken, I mean,
I'm sure that smell makes you know, it makes your
mouth water, But for us, it just nauseates us because
(23:05):
of the grease.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And that's all we can smell is.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Like the grease in it. And so you know, we
have we've actually left you know, a grocery store once
or twice, you know, in our lives, just because of that. So,
I mean there's a lot to it, and it's just
do you respect your friends and their choices or do
you not so?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Or just some stupidity that's going on.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Sometimes there's something new thinks of prank, but it's you know,
I mean, there was a Seinfeld show on this too.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Remember they.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
George see they's he had a girlfriend that didn't eat lobster.
She was a vegetaaring and didn't eat lobster, and they
ended up having lobster for dinner. And then they used
the extra lobster in the morning and put it in
the eggs or something, and she ended up eating it.
And they were saying, I knew you weren't a vegetary,
and I knew it. Well, you know, if you're going
(24:01):
to pull a prank on somebody and just put food
in their you know, meal that they don't know is
in there, then yeah, it's I guess, you know, the
humor is not for everybody. On some topics.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I remember one time it's like my bowling leak. We
would have pizzas after you know, or like drawing at
someone like the leagu Nates and everything. And I swear
one time they had cheese pizza that was made with
meat sauce, Like really.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
You know, yeah, that's unusual, very unusual for you know,
that's scary. And see if you would have asked, but
who would think to ask a pizza shop, you know,
because I mean we eat pizza. We you know, pizza
but yeah, I've never had to ask is there beef
(24:54):
in this or beef byproduct in it? Because tomato sauce
is just usually the base for that.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Well, as I've come to find that their pizza just sucks. Yeah,
I I call it mids. It's like, hey, we're eating
it mids again, you know, as in, like, you know,
this pizza is okay, but I would not take this
time with me. Yeah kind of thing. But on the hand,
their day have fried chicken during our fun nights, which
is like the final night of the league. Yeah, so good.
(25:21):
But uh, I mean I imagine that's a vegetarian.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Now, no, that's not one.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Anyways, here, the comments there were completely in agreement with
you guys. They are not the ass. So I think
it's awesome you went to the police and are taking
it seriously because yeah, yeah, I mean this is basically
they're basically kind of poisoning you in a sense, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I mean they are, Yeah, exactly. They disrespect her by
giving her meat well knowing she does not eat it,
and recorded it and put it on you know, making
fun of her good ridings. Yeah, yeah, they deserve jail.
They put to death.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I don't know about jail time or I don't know
that it's a jill, but I mean I think they do.
You know, they should do some community service, make them,
you know, work somewhere that you know, with a vegetarian
or a vegan or something like that, on a farm
out way out and you know, have them see what
(26:18):
they what they do eat and how you know, it's
actually healthier for you. Yeah, but it's not cheap to be,
particularly a vegan, because it's you know, they should.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Take them to a slaughterhouse and make them watch something
to be slaughtered, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
The vegetarian, that's right.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I might do it, right, yeah, because I think if
a lot of us knew where food came from there,
we probably a lot more of us would be vegetarians
are vegan, you.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Know, that's right. That's right.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
And the last one is that especially feeding it to
somebody when they're drunk and then posting on social media
like really, what the fuck kind of friends are those?
You know? Man?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That is so so I hope she's okay.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Right, me too, me too. Anyways, believe or not, we
come up to the last story of the show or
amendment of conclusion. This is kind of a prank, but
kind of not in a sense, and by the asshole
for wearing a white dress to my friend's wedding. Okay,
before you make a judgment, let me read the story.
(27:21):
I twenty female, met my friend Charlotte twenty one, when
I moved into my college dorm in August twenty twenty.
We got along well, shared ideas for how we want
to divide the space and keep things clean and organized,
and had many similar interests. Within a month, we were
studying and hanging out together and I considered her a
good friend. I also met her now husband, Josh. They
(27:43):
seem like a cute and living couple, and I was
very happy when they got engaged in Christmas after three
and a half years together. Shirley has spent the last
eighteen months planning the wedding down to the last detail.
I won't say that she was obsessive, but it's been
intense and I've tried to help out as best as
I can with making appointments, managed extress, etc. And also
(28:03):
gave her two Dredfrety dollars to help pay for the wedding.
Her family can only for a part of it, which
isn't included in the wedding gift I'm goun to give her.
A month before the wedding, I still tried to decide
exactly what to wear. I went something nice because Charlotte
said that she would have a photographer, videographer, and wedding painter.
I knew Charlotte had a vision for her wedding and
wanted her in as much as control as possible for
(28:25):
all the details of her special day. So I asked
her which dress out of the three I narrowed it
down to, that I should wear. She asked if I
would actually pull out all my dresses, so I did.
She ended up narrowing it down to one of my picks,
along with my address I had firmly put in the
notepal for being white. It was a wedding, after all.
She told me about dresses were lovely, but that she
(28:46):
prefers the white one. I asked her if she was sure.
She said yes. It even picked out a pair of
pink and white heels from her closet to go with
my dress. I figured that was that. Fast forward the
last week. I shope in the dress. About half an
hour before the ceremony, I get some weird looks, but
no one says anything, and hinsay, this is when I
(29:08):
should have realized something wasn't right. When Charlotte comes out
of addressing her for some last minute pictures, she looks
shocked to see me and she starts turning red. She
pulls me inside and starts going off of me immediately
about wearing the dress to her wedding. I'm stunned and
asked her what the problem is because she picked the
dress out, and she told me it was a friendship
(29:28):
test and if we were real friends, that would have
not worn a white dress or her shoes to her wedding.
I started laughing because they honestly thought it was a joke,
and she screamed to me that I unto her fucking
wedding and to get the fuck out. I flat out
told her she was crazy and left, not wedding the
funny anymore, and not knowing how to deal with what happened,
I grabbed my wedding gift to them on the way out.
(29:49):
My friend has been fled with texts, voicemails, and social
media notifications from her, her friends, and her family about
what the assho I am, But honestly, they don't see
what I did wrong? Am I really the househole here?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Like who pulls a loyally test on a friend that
you've been friends with for you know, yeah, like two
over two and a half years, and someone that's given
you money for your wedding and has helped you, you know,
plan it and do all that. Like, what's the point
of pulling that you know, loyalty test thing on her
that that doesn't even make sense?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, it was kind of like, hey, you know, help
me pick up what you want to see me in
in this wedding, yeah, you know, and we'll go from there.
She passed the white dress, and so I was like, yeah,
we're white, you know, even though I didn't think this
was a good idea because this is the wedding after all.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
And I right pulled out two dresses thinking that she'd
changed her mind at the end, I guess somewhere the
other one. But yeah, she, you know, she I don't
know that was her wedding. Even sounds like it was
a bit extravagant with all the photographers and videologography and.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Who the hell's the painter after I never never heard
us at but you know.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I'm sure you know, she could have cut back on
her wedding expenses with a few of those being gone.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It reminds me to look bad people.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
She just set her up to look bad, and you
know that's that's disgusting. And she wasn't a good friend
to her, you know her, you know, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, it's like this is a friendship test, so it's
like what you want me to Actually, we're something different.
You don't actually want to help me out at all.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's I don't get it.
I mean, if if she would have pulled the prank
on her in the room and said, oh, yeah, we're
the white ones you wear these shoes, and just say, are.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
You kidding me?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
You would never you should never wear white to a wedding,
you know, particularly your friends. If she pranked her there,
that would be one thing. But to let her carry
it on and come to the wedding like that that,
you know, and.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Then the blow up of her at the wedding, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I mean, they could have had some giggles about it
in the room, you know, because she didn't even have
it on the list of her dresses. Her preferred dresses,
so that would have been more of a prank.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Exactly exactly the same way as the comments here completely
agree with us there. Yet she tested whether or not
she was your friend, and guess what she's nuts. Yeah,
someone's mad at you because they lied to you, and
you believe them. That person that's the asshole, regardless of
what conventions exists in the broader culture about the colors
of dresses. Your friend lied to your face and embarrassed
you in public just to see if she could. You're
(32:36):
not the asshole. It wasn't even advice. It's basically the
bride picked up the dress that Op hadn't no power
she told her what to wear down to the shoes.
Op just abided by the bride's wishes. How the hell
was she supposed to know?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, I would have been that person too, that have
befriended that to me, or someone did that to me.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I would have been the one wearing.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
The white dress to the that. I mean, you know,
because you do have faith in your friends and believe
that they are going to just do right by you.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
But yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Don't think I included in the story that I read,
But she ended up actually wearing a blue dress the bride,
So the bride didn't even wear a white dress.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Anyways, So it was I didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't in what I read there,
but it was some of the comments there actually read itself. Yeah,
so it's just kind of like you were blue.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, it's even more.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
And the last one is that told you don't want
to be friends. It's the one who tricked you, embarrassed you,
and ruined her own wedding by her actions. This is
so messed up by her. Who does that? If I
were you, I would not be friends with her ever again. Right, Yeah,
this is kind of like this kind of like a
sad way to end the friendship though you know, well.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
You know there there are usually ending a friendship over
an argument or something is never pleasant, but it happens.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
But over something, you know, it's stupid that there is coming.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah, that could have been totally avoided, right right.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Anyway, as we come up to the end of the show,
I want to thank you every much for being on
the show. Mom.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Well, thank you Joe for having me. It's been fun.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, we'll see you back again in December maybe.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah, for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So thanks for checking out the Joe Velocity Show. Make
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Speaker 3 (34:35):
Bye bye.
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