November 17, 2025 • 43 mins
On the 15th episode of The Joevelocity Show, Joe is joined by Hubba, and we discuss r/AITA food-related stories from Reddit.
• Intro
Before we get started with the stories, we discuss Hubba's recent eye injury from a bungee cord mishap, and Joe’s retro computing winter project.
• AITA for being mad my boyfriend won't make noodles the way I like?
The first story revolves around a couple navigating the complexities of food preferences and communication in their relationship. A woman confronts her boyfriend about his unconventional approach to preparing her spaghetti, revealing deeper trust issues and misunderstandings.
• AITA for dropping our dinner on the ground and walking out when my boyfriend asked me "What's for dinner tonight, b*tch?"
During the second story, a woman gets mad when her significant other repeats a crude Tiktok trend, causing her to get mad and leave the house. As we dissect the reactions of both parties, it becomes clear that communication can often become muddled, leading to unnecessary conflict over something as simple as dinner.
• AITA for refusing to pay for my boyfriend's vodka after smashing it?
Next, we tackle the plight of a recovering alcoholic whose emotional turmoil leads her to confront her boyfriend over a vodka bottle he uses in cooking. The discussion unveils underlying themes about respect and understanding in romantic relationships, especially when one partner is dealing with personal struggles.
• AITA by confronting my boyfriend who kept secretly bringing sticks of butter into the bathroom?
Finally, we explore an absolutely eye-catching story involving a boyfriend's curious habits with butter. As the plot thickens, it humorously morphs into a narrative about personal boundaries and the importance of transparency in a partnership. This outlandish revelation raises eyebrows and chuckles alike, leading us to reflect on the oddities of human behavior.
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• Intro
Before we get started with the stories, we discuss Hubba's recent eye injury from a bungee cord mishap, and Joe’s retro computing winter project.
• AITA for being mad my boyfriend won't make noodles the way I like?
The first story revolves around a couple navigating the complexities of food preferences and communication in their relationship. A woman confronts her boyfriend about his unconventional approach to preparing her spaghetti, revealing deeper trust issues and misunderstandings.
• AITA for dropping our dinner on the ground and walking out when my boyfriend asked me "What's for dinner tonight, b*tch?"
During the second story, a woman gets mad when her significant other repeats a crude Tiktok trend, causing her to get mad and leave the house. As we dissect the reactions of both parties, it becomes clear that communication can often become muddled, leading to unnecessary conflict over something as simple as dinner.
• AITA for refusing to pay for my boyfriend's vodka after smashing it?
Next, we tackle the plight of a recovering alcoholic whose emotional turmoil leads her to confront her boyfriend over a vodka bottle he uses in cooking. The discussion unveils underlying themes about respect and understanding in romantic relationships, especially when one partner is dealing with personal struggles.
• AITA by confronting my boyfriend who kept secretly bringing sticks of butter into the bathroom?
Finally, we explore an absolutely eye-catching story involving a boyfriend's curious habits with butter. As the plot thickens, it humorously morphs into a narrative about personal boundaries and the importance of transparency in a partnership. This outlandish revelation raises eyebrows and chuckles alike, leading us to reflect on the oddities of human behavior.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Your dive into the wild, weird and wonderfully messy world
of Reddit. This is the Joe Velocity Show and welcome
once again to the Joe Veloste Show. I am Joe
and I am joined once again by Hubba. How you doing, sir?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What's up? Cause? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So the first question is how is your eye?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
My eye is doing much better. Oh it was a
roller coaster that yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, people don't know what happened here? What what what
happened that cause you to get your eye injury.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, I was helping a family member move and I
was putting bags onto like this little rolling course he had,
and that was you know, when I would put bags
on top, I would use bunny cords to you know,
keep it secure. So then I went to go put
one bunch of cord on in the smack back into
my eye. Yeah, and it bruised the top of my
(01:14):
right and it brings the top of my eyelid. And
I dealt with it that it was. It was horrible
dealing with it that day. But then the next day
it started to feel like okay. So I was like, okay,
maybe I don't And I went to work Monday and
it was just.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Horrible at work because I could bear it like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It was robbing, well not for some reason, but it
was throbbing and I could barely see.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And I was just like, oh my gosh. So then
I ended up going to Mad Express. No, yeah, I
went to mad I went to Mad Express and it
was like, no, you have.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
To go see an eye doctor. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I went and got that dealt with and I had
to get eye drops put in. They said it's not
as bad as they thought it would be.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, so I'm lucked out there.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You know, people please pay attention to as are very
important and just being blurring at still like still having
some little complications there, but not as bad, you know.
And after going through that experience, I'm just like, oh
my gosh, I really got to watch myself just what
(02:30):
I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, it's one of those things that she could order.
And I know this for a fast things started falling
apart faster than you could ever possibly imagine. So you know,
if it ain't one thing, it's another.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know, if it ain't one, it's another.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yes, And I'm just glad that I got that dealt
with and I'm able to join the show.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, suspecting me to be wearing an eyepatch whenever you
join me today.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Damn mind that bad, Lloyd.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But apparently I guess back in like the fifties and sixties,
women thought men with eye patches were hot, you know.
Ooh he so sexy, you know, and you're just looking
at me like nope, that is who knows. But anyways,
so in this case here, I'm continuing on with a
(03:22):
hobby that I've had for a long time, which is
retro computing. So yeah, I got myself a Commodore one
twenty eight, nice actual real one there. So this is
actually my first real retro computer because I usually I'll
collect like replicas and stuff, because I have a the
C sixty four, which is basically a reproduction of the
(03:45):
breadband Commodore sixty four, but it's a little more modern
because I was like HTMI and USB ports and everything there,
and it actually has sixty four building games but you
can attach a USB stick to it and actually run software,
you know that you getting dis images and everything there.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Mm hm.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But in this case here, I basically ended up finding
a really good deal online for those one twenty eight
and I got it, and uh yeah, so now I'm
getting all the accessories that go with it and everything
there and building out a new uh like computer station
for it there everyone, which is only twelve by twelve feet.
(04:23):
It's not big, you know. So I'm trying to forget
where the hell to put everything at.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know, I know you're just kind of cramming it in,
but you're getting it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm running out room. So I don't know whether I
get rid of the coffee table or the uh so,
who knows, probably have me with the coffee table somewhere
else in the living room. So we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But anyways, Yeah, in a couple of years, it's gonna
be time to buy your house.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Eventually, he's gonna be time for me to get your home.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'll get that fifty year mortgage.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, they just we ain't gonna go to it lap
we got here.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
My my payments will be small, but I'll never actually own
the actual house. But the way it's going right now, yeah,
I mean I'm having trouble buying a house because of
the credit you know situation. I mean, like my credit's fine,
that's not that it's just basically trying to get alone.
You know, it's very difficult right now, So right, yeah,
So I figure I'm gonna put that off for a
(05:22):
little bit of time here, and you know, probably in
the next you know, a few years, I'm gonna finally
get around to doing it. So but AnyWho, we have
an interesting show. So let's go ahead here and let's
get this started. So here's the first story. Am I
(05:43):
the asshole for being mad my boyfriend won't make noodles
the way I like it? Okay, so this sounds dumb,
but hear me out. I've always been a picky eater,
especially when it comes to tomatoes. Ever since I was
a kid, my dad would make my spaghetti different than
the rest of the house. I like having an essence
of the sauce flavor on the noodles, but not over
powering flavor having noodles bathed in sauce crates. So here's
(06:07):
where it gets a bit odd. My dad would separate
my spaghetti from the families after putting the sauce on it,
and then would rinse the sauce off in the sink
and strainer. I love noodles like this as a nice
settled tomato vibe giving the mild spaghetti. I'm twenty years old.
My boyfriend's twenty six. Has known about this since we
first started dating. He has told me my feud habits
(06:28):
were cute. We had been dating from us three years
now and moved in together at the beginning of the
pandemic so we could be in lockdown together. Ever since
we moved in together, he insisted on taking charge of
the cooking and all cooking related tasks like dishes, grocery shopping,
et cetera, and has assigned me to the role of
cleaning the bulk of the apartment. We split the other
task pretty much fifty to fifty two. Everything was perfect
(06:49):
and they always seemed to be making noodles the way
I like them when we had them. This was until
last week when we last had spaghetti. We ate and
everything was good, but afterwards he started teasing me, saying like, like,
your pasa was an essence of tomato, and how is
your tomato essence, babe? I was using finger quotes around
the word essence. After a few comments, I felt something
(07:11):
was off and asked him if he had done anything
differently with tonight's noodles that he usually does he started laughing.
When he finally stopped laughing, he told me the whole truth.
While smirking. He said, I didn't do anything different than
I usually do. I've never been making it the way
you've requested. Apparently the entire time we've been living together,
he's just been skipping the pasta sauce my noodles entirely.
(07:32):
He claimed. If I didn't notice it for this song,
then shouldn't matter that it's making dinner in a way
that's easier for him. I disagree entirely. I think the
line was a huge breach of trust, and so was
the refusal to make dinner high wanted. I've admittedly been
acting passive aggresso to him since, but he thinks he
did nothing wrong, that I'm overreacting and I need to
let it go. Am I the asshole? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh yeah, ah god? At first, I'm not even going front.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
When I was hearing about the noodles and bordering them
down how she like them and things like that, I'm like,
I can understand she like them her way, but you
didn't pay attention.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
To it when he was when he made it his way.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I was like, maybe you could be like, oh, you
know what, maybe I could try him like this from
now on, or maybe at least once, like sometimes make
them the way I like them, but sometimes make them
that you you know what I mean, come to a
common ground with it.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I gain. Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
All this other stuff that came with it proved her point.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Actually, it proved to her point that he's not to
be trusted.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, it's also kind of like it's a little ridiculous
that you know, she has such picky taste and true
that you know you have to make pasta buy you know,
making the pasta normally, like you know, you normally do
the right off all the tomato sauce, you know, just
like you know, it's just like she needs to get
over this. And you know, I think I disagree with you.
(09:03):
I think, you know, he has a point. It's like,
if you ever been noticing it, what's the point of
you making No, That's.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
What I said.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I agree with that part, Like for is like if
you haven't been noticing it all this time, Like yeah, wow,
are you making a big deal of this? But I
felt like she could have came into common ground about it,
like maybe once in a while do it for me.
There's time where I can understand you might not feel
like doing. It's like, come on, now, come to a common.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Ground with it. But the problem with her, I mean,
the problem with him is he still ain't shit right.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
This whole entire couples problems apparently, and the commetters I
think picked up on that. So first time I said,
every sucks here. You both sound dreadful.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Period. Oh they're just annoying as hell.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The idea of putting pasta sauce and noodles and wristling
off with leaving an essence of tomato flavor is objectively
dickless and more importantly, really shocking, disgusting waste of pasta sauce.
What your dad did was basically teach you to waste
food while planning the idea in your head that you're
tasting something that was all in your imagination. You'd be
pissed off of your boyfriend, but the fact that you
didn't notice the difference at all and this time is
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indisputable evidence that he was right. You were tasting any
essence of anything to begin with. It was a plus
cebo effect. You feel betrayed, but honestly, you should be
more embarrassed that you were asking some of the consistently
waste sauce by putting it on your nailes and then
literally washing it off again. First of all, there was
no rational way you could have tasted it after that. Secondly,
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people myself included, literally struggling to make sure that they
can afford to put food on the table at all,
and your bloody while pouring in the jar and then
washing it down the sink on purpose, be embarrassed. Your
boyfriend is an asshole, not for refusing to waste pasta
sauce on you, honestly good for him, but being a
dick about it and mocking you. It sounds like a
really nasty human being. And I can't speak for you,
(10:57):
but I wouldn't date someone who spoke to me that way.
He should just pointed out the complete wastefulness of what
you wanted from the outset. So I suspect that you
wouldn't have listened. Honestly, if you actually believe that washed
pasta noodles to retain in essence of pasta, I'm going
to guess you believe in homopathy as well. You know,
(11:17):
and you know, and you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, what is that that's basically whenever you see the
one it's homeopathic, it's basically that it's been like diluted
like a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, it's like you're taking the placebo.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, she definitely believed in that. She definitely did.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
She has a problem, right, she has a real problem.
She has she's not in touch with reality.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
She prays problems with vaccu sines there too, because they
contained mercury you know, or whatever. You know, they haven't there,
which is a normal part of any vaccine, or like
apple juice for that matter.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know, Mmmm, it just seemed like too annoying gas people, right, Yeah,
it's just kind of like the fucking people. Eventually it
was going to class because he wasn't doing it right
by her in the first place.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You know, it sounds like they were perfect for each
other for a long time and then all of a sudden, bam,
this happened there.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And it's just kind of like then everything else just it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Kind of like the whole entire cards fell apart. Basically. Yeah,
they're just both assholes, right, they're both ass holes and
she and at first, when I was listening to this comment,
you know, I'm like, God, damn it.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Okay, I get it, you know what I mean. Okay, goddamn.
But then I don't know. They're just both assholes.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The second commenter, I think actually kind of hit upon
something here and we'll talk about this after it. My
kid would not eat salmon until I called it pink chicken.
They would then ask what we were having, and I
would say pink chicken. They would get all excited. Kids
are gollible. You do what you have to do as
a parent to make everyone's lives easier. Now, joke about
that in their order, And I told him that the
(13:02):
pink chicken is really salmon, and we all laugh down. Also,
you're the asshole. Be happy he's cooking. Yeah, he's a
dick for I told you. But you now know you
like noddles without the essence of tomatoes. Maybe you should
try other things to see what else you like. You're
no longer taller. Is span your palate? Question for you?
What foods don't you like?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's hard to think of right now, Like really with
foods I really don't like? I can be picking myself sometimes.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Are there foods that you will not eat?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
What I will not eat?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And somebody who was like I'm making this and that
there's two foods for me. One is yakeysc. Yeah, I
don't like yankeys. And the reason I don't like nakeys
is that whenever I was a kid, I overate Yakeys
for dinner one time and I ended up, you know,
tossing my cookies, and ever since then, I associate eating
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yankeys with that. But also too, I've had them since
then and they're waiting to tell you too doe. For me,
they just taste it.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The other thing I don't like is baked beans.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You're not a fan.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
The reason why I don't like baked beans is that
usually you'll have them with a hamburger or a hot
dog during a picnic or a cookout, and they they're
so running that they spread into like the whole entire
plate and they end up getting into the bun and
making them bun on soggy, and the taste of them
is just not great. You know, I'll eat them there,
but they're just such a mess that, you know, I
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don't want to deal with it there, and it's just
kind of like, you know, it's basically the amount of
shit that you go through the eth those isn't worth
the hassle, you know, as far as I'm concerned. And
they're not that good either. However, I love chili, I
love other beans. It's just basically the combination of those
all together.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
There are two things that will not eat.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh okay now, pigs feet pigs feet okay, no.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Speak and chiplands chitlands okay, Oh those are two. Those
are two. I just I tried. I tried, but there's
no way I'm going to ever eat it again.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I can't say I ever ate pigs feet before, so
I guess I'm not much. Huh. The face that you're
giving me right now just kind of like.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yack.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
What would you equate the taste to be?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Like fat? Nothing but fat?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
And I can't even I just too fatty and too
yuk yo.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
No, I mean a lot of my family eat them though, Okay,
it's just I mean, I'm not judging no one that
I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's like an acquired taste or something like that, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Right, like, this is this is how I feel.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I never My grandma always taught me to never like
like be grossed out with somebody's eating. Let them beat
her food, don't be too much to where you might
turn them off for the young food, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, so no, okay, let's go ahead here and we
will move on to the second story. You'll love this
story because this is like our favorite word in the world.
And why the asshold for dropping our dinner on the
ground and walking out When my boyfriend asked me, what's
for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Bitch?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You just gidding me that look? So you're one with
the story. Here is ever my boyfriend's apartment this weekend
and I was cooking dinner because he was setting for exams.
I made pasta and a chunky sauce and meatballs and veggies.
I told him dinner was ready, and he goes, what's
for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Bitch.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It's like a lot of emphasis on the last word bitch.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We love the word bitch. Bitch. But there you okay,
I know we love the word bitch.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I mean we want to talk to you, talk to
you a woman dude like that?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You know, like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I mean, I'm so sorry, but this caught me off.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, you're gonna be like the look of just shock
on your face. Whenever. Anyways, going with the story, I
was fed up. I had a pretty rough day with
work and I had some awfully bad associations with the
word being used by other people in my life who
are pretty abusive. I was so irritated I dropped a
pot of pasta sauce being carrying right on the ground
and was like, well, nothing's for dinner tonight now, and
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I better not hear you use that word again. It's
for the girls. He was freaking out about Helpston sauce
and Linda on his rug and he even said, you're
seriously acting like a bitch right now. I don't know
what else to call it. I just walked out and
got take out for myself and went to my friend's house.
She thought it was funny, but my boyfriend was furious.
He kept texting and calling and sending me your voice
(17:57):
members trying to explain what the saying was for dinner tonight.
Bitch was a TikTok trend and was just quoting something
as a joke to put on TikTok. I thought that
there was the shittiest excuse ever. It doesn't matter if
he sought as a joke or stole the joke. It
was still disrespectful, but it didn't change the fact that
he thought that the shit was funny. That Mean mean
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when I was trying to do him a favor, Like hell,
I came over when he's starting to make a home
cooked dinner and decides it's time for jokes. So I
put my phone on Do not Disturb for the night
and split a bottle of wine with my friend in
her roommate. The next morning, he was sending me angry
text to Mean and I cleaned his rug because he's
too busy with exams to do it. I was shocked
he left it overnight. That's discussing. I texted him back, saying, yeah,
(18:43):
so that bitch tax honey, leave me Alary ready the
hill of your own cooking and clining, because this bitch
is an anymore. Also, it's viol that you left it
soaking in all night. He called me and told me
that it was okay with doing his own household work,
but why do I throw a full pot of sauce
on the ground so it's on me to clean it up?
I told him, yeah, I'm not comfortable doing chores with you.
(19:04):
You see me like your bitch. He told me he
didn't and it was just a trend. That I got
pissed off he was playing that TikTok trend BS excuse again,
and I told him, well, I'm starting a trend called saucing,
whereas a little joke people throw a pasta sauce around.
You can't be mad because it's just a little trend,
a little joky joke, just a little prank.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
He got really pissed off and hung up on me,
And now I'm seriously wondering if this dumb fucking TikTok
joke is going to be end of things between us?
Am I the asshole?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
For I reacted?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
My boyfriend asked me, what's for dinner tonight? Bitch?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know, bitch, But I don't know, bitch, because
I kind of get that.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I mean, I get that you wouldn't expect to hear
that from your to have.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But then I needed dropping the tomato sauce and like
kind of just leaving.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's just like you didn't even get him time to
explain what he was doing.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
He was just doing a little.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Joke, you know what I mean, right, But I didn't
like how he kept going, like, now you're acting like
a bitch, Like, bro, you could have calmed the situation,
like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You just yeah, It's like literally, it felt like he
was just escalated. I mean, I can understand her being
mad about the fact that, you know, he called her
a bitch, and I don't think she understood that it
was just a TikTok trend. But I just think things
just escalated way out of control there, you know, way
you know, like as you said, yeah, he could have
you know, brought the temperature down, you know, right away there,
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but he didn't. You know. It's just like me, he
could have.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
He could have, you know, like went up helped clean
it up, like I'm so sorry, baby.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
It was never meant that way, you know what I mean,
Like it's just a joke on Like you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
It was like he kind of you know what I mean,
he kept being disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It just was like, damn, bro, Like, yeah, things got
way out of hand very quickly there, Like damn you yeah,
I figure you liked this one.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Just for dinner tonight, bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Uh man oh man.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
The commenters I think agreed with her, not the asshole
groogl the trend and it's singing about how women reacting
only offensive comment, and usually they are offended. These jokes
aren't funny. While you just react to guy's wish after
around and found out he needs to grow up. The
second one said, hooray for him. He can now post
a TikTok showing him being offensive asshole. He can't resist
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the trend. He can then pan over his saucy carpet
and get lots of likes, comments, and his life will
be fulfilled. And then the follow up TikTok should be
this is what happens when you call your girlfriend a
bitch as a him cleaning up his rug might as
well wear the pot on his head for effect too.
I mean, yeah, I completely one hundred percent agree with
you there. I mean this went way out of control
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real quick. I mean I wouldn't be surprised that this
was the end of this relationship because of that there,
Because I mean, based in this case there, it's kind
of like instead of him dying the situation when he
had the chance her, he basically ended up making it
way worse than it had to be there. And you know, yeah,
you can get the excuse, yeah I was studying for
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finals or whatnot there, but still it's just kind of.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Like a night.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You should have thought this through a little bit before
you did this. Yeah, how was gonna be reactive? I
called you a bitch, you know, Yeah, especially if you're
calling a woman a bitch there.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I wish he kind of gave her some kind of
heads up, like like, you're not gonna know what's gonna
come out. But it's trust to me, it's just a
it's just a trending joke. I'll say it to you
when you know what I mean. It's just don't take
it like I wish you would have kind of gave
her heads up.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
If he said something to that effect there. You know, Hey,
this is a joke, you know. But I'm gonna say
something's gonna be real offensive there, and I want you
to respond to it, you know. But I'm not talking
about you in particular. It's just this is a trend
that I just want to see her.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Like he could have gave her heads up or something.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
But yeah, I mean, no one's going to want to
be talked to you disrespectfully like that.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Right, So once again, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
You can play around with you know what I mean,
because we're friends. That's what friends do, you know, but.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Right, bitch, that doesn't not right. It doesn't sound right when
say it, though, right, It only sounds correct when you
said not me.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Know, when you.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Kept saying that I was dying, Oh my god, I
was dying as that I was doing the best actually
at the whole, my damn composure.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
This was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh good lord. Right once again, everybody sucks her, you know?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
So yes, another one, right, yeah, another one.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
But I kind of agree with her a little bit
more because it's just like, there's that that's no way
to talk to your woman.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's no one.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah, not your other hand, That's not the way give
her heads up. Something that like, look, baby, i'm trying
to do this trend, do you.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
That probably would have made it a little a lot
more easier.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Instead of.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, maybe more or less he sucks, you know, and
she doesn't suck as much there, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Still yeah, because he kept on escalating the situation instead
of sitting up there thinking about and be like, oh
my god, baby, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I didn't even think on that, you know what I mean.
Please forgive me.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I'll clean up this mess.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's it's just.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Come on back home and let's try to work things
and now instead of just sutting for finals, he's down
single and studying for finals.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, and studying for finals. It's still gotta clean up
that spaghetti, right exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We're gonna go ahead here, We're gonna take a break
and we'll rape back it more than Jude Lassis Show.
After these messages, welcome back to the Joe Velossis Show.
(25:23):
What's gonna hear? A haaba? He took a small little
break there. He got a grape soda, so you're gonna
have the green pooh later on.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, speaking of drinks, let's go ahead and get into
the third story here, which is about a drink, but
an alcoholic drink, and when the asshole for refusing the
pay for my boyfriend's vodka after smashing it. So, I
twenty six female, had been with my boyfriend Sean twenty
five mail for about a year and a half. It's
(25:57):
been great, but I let him never want to set
that on covering alcoholic. He'd know a problem with that,
and he still drinks with his friends but won't do
that in my presence. It still bothered me that he drinks,
but it's his life. I can't tell him what to do.
Fast forward to the last Sunday and we're in his apartment.
I come in and he's in the middle of making
Pasa sauce and there's a large bottle of vodka on
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the counter. I didn't say anything about the bottle, but
he saw me staring at it and told me it's
for the sauce pasta sauce he's made at least twice
a month for the entirety of our relationship, he said.
He told me from the beginning he does that it
cooks away, but I think that it would be something
I would very much remember, and I got a little angry.
I knocked the bottle off the counter and went to
my mum's. He called and apologized for triggering me and
(26:40):
that he's being brainless, but he wants me to be
for the broken bottle, which he says is about eighty
dollars for the bottle. I told him I wasn't under
any circumstances going to pay for something that's been lacing
my food with for years. We haven't really talked since
my mom wants me to just go ahead and buy
the thing to make amends, and I'm still refusing the asshole. Yes,
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so the boyfriend's making vodka sauce.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You know what, I look at it like this, So
wait a minute. No, she did say that he didn't
tell her about that.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Right, Yeah, so it's kind of like it came to
a surprise to her.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, okay, I'm thinking, oh my god, no.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That he's been making a vodka sauce there for you know,
the spaghetti or foster or whatever, you know, for at
least twice a month.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
You have her drinking problem.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, so why would you do He's.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
A recovering alcoholic. Oh fuck him?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
No, No, no, okay, I don't I don't appreciate him
doing that to her because you're not taking her sobriety seriously.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, here's the thing. Then the commenters don't agree with us. Yeah,
well or no, maybe they do. I don't know what.
Let me read this. Heret the suth you're the asshole.
Dolls use her mouse to communicate. Hey, I'm not comfortable
with you cooking with alcohol. I have an alcohol in
my presence at all. I thought you were aware of
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that and we'd like to respect my preference. You went
to me me No, Kimiko smash smash. Of course, then
they say it's his fault. He should have known that
he was dating a cat.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's kind of like, yeah, it's one of those things
there where I think communication or not escualing the situation
would have helped in many ways there, And I think
he didn't think through the fact that, Wait, if he's recovering,
you know, if she's a recovering alcoholic and he's using
vakan the sauce, that's not gonna work. You know, those
two things aren't compatible with each other.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, but two wrongs don't make a right either.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah. She shouldn't smashed the bottle.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, yeah, right, she should not have smashed that bottle.
That's one thing she should not have done that. She
could have simply just walked away.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
But yeah, the second comment actually talks about that. Here
I left how the poster glides right past the fact
that she destroyed her boyfriend's property too. I don't have
to replace the thing up brooked because you shouldn't have
had it around me. I'm most in recovery, But who
doesn't recognize a vodka sauce spiking your food for years?
As a stretch of me gets to the point of
(29:20):
wilfer wilful ignorance or dipping the pasta in the sauce
and washing it off, so only the essence of the
sauce is up to I did not plan that. I
didn't actually read this all through there too. I saw
that there this it's kind of like, yeah, essence of
(29:43):
vodka sauce. But you know, you would have thought the
first time that she had that, that she should have
said something to him. And I was like, you know,
I know this is a vodka sauce. You know, I
think anybody in the right mind would have recognized this
is not normal spaghetti sauce. This is a vodka sauce.
You know, so because you know the difference between vodka
sauce and spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Right, No, I really don't. I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, have you ever had like something like that? It
looks like spaghetti sauce, but it's lighter, it's like almost orangish. Yeah,
that's vodka sauce.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I mean no, I've had like a sauce that was
like wine sauce, like you know, you made to make
it with lion sauce.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I've had that, But I don't I've never had it
made difference. Basically, I've never had that.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I mean you probably have had it before, you just
didn't realize you've had it.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Probably didn't realize it.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, yeah, sauce, it is more like an orangeish kind
of you know everything there. So, Yeah, if the comic
goes on the safe, I broked a bottle, exactly, if
I broke the bottle my friends or family was using,
I replaced it immediately or give them funds to do so.
If I wasn't comfortable getting it myself. Always the sere apology.
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So somebody broke the bottle I was using the cooked
in my meal, I did me in an immediate replacement.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, I just don't appreciate her breaking the bottle of
the Yeah, like that was just that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Was uncalled for.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Once again, it's like things escalating out of control.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You know, you think she kind of was looking for
a problem there.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I mean I think that she acted, you know, just
instinct there is kind of like, oh, don't have that
all Robbie Bam, you know, just got pissed off without
even thinking through the situation there, you know, end up
striking eight dollar bottle vodka, which I don't think she
realized was worth as much as actually was. But here's
my question for you here, why are you laughing so
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much all.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Of a sudden bids the way you did that, I'm
sorry it is because what I'm saying here now, the
way you did it.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I'm sorry you As an audio podcast, they can't see
me making that wushing's motion with my hand, you know,
damnish sorry no, but you know now I think on
the d there too, it's kind of like he sucks there,
because why was he using eighty dollar bottle of vodka
to cook with?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, that's a little too steep, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Use the bottom shelf, you know, fifteen dollars bottle, ten
dollar bottle of vodka the cook with. Because this is
going to burn off anyways, you know. Anyways. The third
comment goes on to say, yes, the poster is the
asshover destroying the bottle without a second thought and needs
to work on the mental health side alcoholism and just
not the restraint side. She's also the asshold dealing down
(32:31):
on a reaction and think it was still right even
after the fact. Ultimately, it's good for one significant other
to be accommodating to her problems, but at the end
of the day one shoe show entitled does someone else
making sure that the problem is kept a bay? It
can only be them. She should have apologize immediately and
recognize that she sells some work to do on the
psychic side of the disease. M it's yeah, there's a
(32:54):
lot going there.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, come on now, Like the man didn't even have
a second thought on the vodka situation.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
For is the food? He's just thinking he's making food.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Right, Yeah, girl, but he should have thought more about
making a vodka sauce for somebody who's recovering.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
You know, she did go too far.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, and she she escalated the situation. And I don't
think he helps in anything, you.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Know, breaking shit. Get out of my house.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Well, so we've talked about some weird stories this show.
Here's the story to beat all stories that we've ever
done on this podcast. This is the last story of
this show. This is the moment of conclusion. Okay, I
don't want to see her reactions. And by the asshole
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by confronting my boyfriend who kept secretly bringing stick of
butter into the bathroom for an hour or more than
coming out without the butter, I get it. It's bizarre.
I wish it wasn't real, but it is. This is
really happening to me. In a state of astonishment, at first,
I started to notice that butter was disappearing quickly. I
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assume maybe I lost track of how much we had,
or maybe he was cooking when I wasn't around. I
don't know. But one night, a few weeks ago, I
saw him try to stealthily take a stick of butter
from the fridge, which I pretended not to notice. He
took the butter with him into the bathroom. Now, I've
noticed my boyfriend spending an hour more time in the
bathroom since we moved in, but I never saw him
take the butter before. I was so confused. When he
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came out of the bathroom about an hour later, I
saw no sign of the butter. But I saw he
did not put the butter back in the fridge. It
was gone. I tried to sully keep an eye on him.
In over a week, he did this three separate times,
and each time a stick of butter disappeared. Finally, I said,
one day, where did all our butter go? I hardly
used any this week, and it's gone. He pretended not
(34:53):
to know and said maybe we just forgot to buy it.
But I said, no, we had four to six before,
and now they're gone. He just like it was a
mystery and said, I guess we should order more. By
now it's getting very confused. So I ordered groceries and
made a point of saying, good to finally have four
sticks of the butter. This shoe lasts us quite a while.
He made no comment. On the first two days. Whenever
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I used a small amount of butter, I would remark
about how much better we had left. Finally, one day
I saw him do it again. He took a stick
of butter into the bathroom. It was gone for an
hour or so, and then came back with no butter.
I couldn't believe it, so when I made dinner, I
acted shocked that one stick of butter was gone. He
said maybe we only had three, but I knew i'd
been making a point of it. The very next day,
another stick of butter had gone. I listened at the
(35:37):
bathroom door and heard sink water running, and I thought
heard moaning noises. I was so confused. Finally, this time,
when he came out, I said, I know he's been
taking the butter into the bathroom. He got all flustered
and said it must be mistaken, but I said I
had literally seen him take the butter into the bathroom
and come out without it. I know he's been lying
to me about the quantity of butter in our fridge.
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He then started apologizing for miss lead but said let's
just not talk about it. When he saw I was
getting mad, he just said, what if I just order
my own, separate, private butter.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
This got a joke? Oh god.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I was like, uh, okay, but what are you doing
with the butter? He asked me to promise never to
ask about his butter activities again and just put it
behind us. He said, just look the other way and
this one thing, and stressed how he's not a big deal.
At the end of the day, I was like, okay,
I guess, but I'd been so confused and even disturbed
about it, like what is he doing with the butter?
(36:34):
Why was he lying about it? And why won't he
tell me? I don't even think he was eating it
because he's not overweight guy, and I feel like someone
ate that much butter they become hefty, but he shows
no signs of it. I'm just like, who is this guy?
So I decided to confront him again this morning. I said, look, yes,
you should buy private personal butter for your activities, but
(36:56):
I said I need to know what you do with
the butter. He got very quiet and then said, fine,
I'll tell you just this once, and he told me.
He told me everything. I'm so mortified and confused. I
cannot tell you what it is, but I'll say it's
essential activity, extremely sential. It's definitely an inappropriate use of butter.
(37:17):
I cannot even type what it is due to how
graphic it is. On one hand, it's just butter, but
on the other hand, I can no longer see him
the same way. I'm staying with my parents. To make
that is worse, A friend of his found my other
posts and sent it to him, saying, lol, this must
be about you. I guess he used to do it
in college too, and he is furious and the other
people I know in real life now knows what he
(37:40):
does with the butter. He's angry at me for exposing
his butter based activities. Now I've probably ruined my relationship
and everyone knows my business caused me shame and humiliation.
I can't believe what he does with butter though, and
I don't think I can be with someone who does
things like that. I considered a momentuous fuck up for me. Ever,
I have confronted him about it. This is my mistake
(38:01):
because I can never know what I know. This is
the story, the story. Hear me out, Go ahead, he yeah,
(38:23):
that's where we're here.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You out with hear me out? Now?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
What this man does is completely This is disgusting. This
is disgusting to the who. I would have never thought
somebody could do something with a stick of butter. Bruh, Like,
what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Let me read the first comment, okay, just to put
this in perspective, well, that's just ridiculous that you go
this far, but not to say what it is. And
then to me commented back, he's definitely sticking it up
as puper.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Where else is it going.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Unless he's masturbating with the butter? Then, you know, the
only piss I can think of, Yeah, it's going up
to his pepper. And you know that's the only reason
why you come out with no butter, you know, Betty
butter asss. You know it's seriously, oh my goodness, private butter.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Well, this can't be a real story.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Maybe it is. I don't know. I never stuck a
stick of butter up my ass. I don't think you
ever have either, have you.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
On one hand, that's very disgusting, whatever the fuck you
do with that butter, And she did piss me off,
And that's said nothing.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I wanted to say something about that too. Bitch.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
You had us go this goddamn long reading his motherfucking story.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
You went telling us exactly what he was doing with
that butter on my nerves too, bitch, you did what.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I'm playing all your ye.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Bitch, you made us go to this long listen to
this story and you ain't even tell us what he
doing with it. But secondly, I don't like the fact
that she I mean, it's her story to.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Tell, but something public.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
You know, it's her story to tell. But it's like
you kind of put that public in. What if that
kind of ruins that man's image for the rest of
his life and that might lead down a dark path
of right, you never know, So I'm looking at that
situation too, like I'm looking at that side of it too,
(40:36):
Like I understand you don't give a fuck about him.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
You probably could care that's what happens to him.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
But I mean, right, what is it with guys in
food products? And there's someone who had adult relations with
a snack caick rates the second commenter and then go
on to say, I just want to know how these
feud products have more game than I do.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Gay more game? Like what the fuck.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
There is born out there where people like gangers and
shit like that to be eating cakes and doing certain things.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
They're premas trying to gain weight. Yeah, so another commenter here,
the third and final comment said, yeah, some people are
into anals, someone into being tied up, and someone into
sticking better in their ass. You can't tell me not
Almost everyone does that, right basically you know they're they're
they're basically considering to be a fetish. And yeah, that's
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such a weird fetish, you know. And yeah, I think
she fucked up by one confronting him about it in
two posting about it online. I'm sorry she.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Went that motherfucking loan telling us this story without telling
us what he did.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Oh, he did something. I can't say what it was,
but it's something I hate people.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Who do that. You know.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
It's like, yeah, all this stuff happened but I can't
tell you what happened.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
So imagine how people were going to be treating them
at work or like in public, like, so, what do
you do with that? But but what you do with
that butter.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Your private butter statue?
Speaker 3 (42:13):
If you might have got him some gang too, some
people might like to there's some with butter with him anyway,
married that mother.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
He gonna marry them. They're gonna be in big.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Butter man man. But yeah, I guess you know the
hand there too. It's kind of like she ever acted
there too, because if that's the worst thing that he does,
he's not outside, you know, he's not there killing people.
You know, there's a lot worse things. I guess you know.
But anyways, that will bring us to the end of
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this episode of The Jewili Se Show. Can't come soon enough,
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(43:15):
I have a good one.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Bye.
Your dive into the wild, weird and wonderfully messy world
of Reddit. This is the Joe Velocity Show and welcome
once again to the Joe Veloste Show. I am Joe
and I am joined once again by Hubba. How you doing, sir?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What's up? Cause? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So the first question is how is your eye?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
My eye is doing much better. Oh it was a
roller coaster that yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, people don't know what happened here? What what what
happened that cause you to get your eye injury.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, I was helping a family member move and I
was putting bags onto like this little rolling course he had,
and that was you know, when I would put bags
on top, I would use bunny cords to you know,
keep it secure. So then I went to go put
one bunch of cord on in the smack back into
my eye. Yeah, and it bruised the top of my
(01:14):
right and it brings the top of my eyelid. And
I dealt with it that it was. It was horrible
dealing with it that day. But then the next day
it started to feel like okay. So I was like, okay,
maybe I don't And I went to work Monday and
it was just.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Horrible at work because I could bear it like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It was robbing, well not for some reason, but it
was throbbing and I could barely see.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And I was just like, oh my gosh. So then
I ended up going to Mad Express. No, yeah, I
went to mad I went to Mad Express and it
was like, no, you have.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
To go see an eye doctor. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I went and got that dealt with and I had
to get eye drops put in. They said it's not
as bad as they thought it would be.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, so I'm lucked out there.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You know, people please pay attention to as are very
important and just being blurring at still like still having
some little complications there, but not as bad, you know.
And after going through that experience, I'm just like, oh
my gosh, I really got to watch myself just what
(02:30):
I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, it's one of those things that she could order.
And I know this for a fast things started falling
apart faster than you could ever possibly imagine. So you know,
if it ain't one thing, it's another.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know, if it ain't one, it's another.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yes, And I'm just glad that I got that dealt
with and I'm able to join the show.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, suspecting me to be wearing an eyepatch whenever you
join me today.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Damn mind that bad, Lloyd.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But apparently I guess back in like the fifties and sixties,
women thought men with eye patches were hot, you know.
Ooh he so sexy, you know, and you're just looking
at me like nope, that is who knows. But anyways,
so in this case here, I'm continuing on with a
(03:22):
hobby that I've had for a long time, which is
retro computing. So yeah, I got myself a Commodore one
twenty eight, nice actual real one there. So this is
actually my first real retro computer because I usually I'll
collect like replicas and stuff, because I have a the
C sixty four, which is basically a reproduction of the
(03:45):
breadband Commodore sixty four, but it's a little more modern
because I was like HTMI and USB ports and everything there,
and it actually has sixty four building games but you
can attach a USB stick to it and actually run software,
you know that you getting dis images and everything there.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Mm hm.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But in this case here, I basically ended up finding
a really good deal online for those one twenty eight
and I got it, and uh yeah, so now I'm
getting all the accessories that go with it and everything
there and building out a new uh like computer station
for it there everyone, which is only twelve by twelve feet.
(04:23):
It's not big, you know. So I'm trying to forget
where the hell to put everything at.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know, I know you're just kind of cramming it in,
but you're getting it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm running out room. So I don't know whether I
get rid of the coffee table or the uh so,
who knows, probably have me with the coffee table somewhere
else in the living room. So we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But anyways, Yeah, in a couple of years, it's gonna
be time to buy your house.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Eventually, he's gonna be time for me to get your home.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'll get that fifty year mortgage.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, they just we ain't gonna go to it lap
we got here.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
My my payments will be small, but I'll never actually own
the actual house. But the way it's going right now, yeah,
I mean I'm having trouble buying a house because of
the credit you know situation. I mean, like my credit's fine,
that's not that it's just basically trying to get alone.
You know, it's very difficult right now, So right, yeah,
So I figure I'm gonna put that off for a
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little bit of time here, and you know, probably in
the next you know, a few years, I'm gonna finally
get around to doing it. So but AnyWho, we have
an interesting show. So let's go ahead here and let's
get this started. So here's the first story. Am I
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the asshole for being mad my boyfriend won't make noodles
the way I like it? Okay, so this sounds dumb,
but hear me out. I've always been a picky eater,
especially when it comes to tomatoes. Ever since I was
a kid, my dad would make my spaghetti different than
the rest of the house. I like having an essence
of the sauce flavor on the noodles, but not over
powering flavor having noodles bathed in sauce crates. So here's
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where it gets a bit odd. My dad would separate
my spaghetti from the families after putting the sauce on it,
and then would rinse the sauce off in the sink
and strainer. I love noodles like this as a nice
settled tomato vibe giving the mild spaghetti. I'm twenty years old.
My boyfriend's twenty six. Has known about this since we
first started dating. He has told me my feud habits
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were cute. We had been dating from us three years
now and moved in together at the beginning of the
pandemic so we could be in lockdown together. Ever since
we moved in together, he insisted on taking charge of
the cooking and all cooking related tasks like dishes, grocery shopping,
et cetera, and has assigned me to the role of
cleaning the bulk of the apartment. We split the other
task pretty much fifty to fifty two. Everything was perfect
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and they always seemed to be making noodles the way
I like them when we had them. This was until
last week when we last had spaghetti. We ate and
everything was good, but afterwards he started teasing me, saying like, like,
your pasa was an essence of tomato, and how is
your tomato essence, babe? I was using finger quotes around
the word essence. After a few comments, I felt something
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was off and asked him if he had done anything
differently with tonight's noodles that he usually does he started laughing.
When he finally stopped laughing, he told me the whole truth.
While smirking. He said, I didn't do anything different than
I usually do. I've never been making it the way
you've requested. Apparently the entire time we've been living together,
he's just been skipping the pasta sauce my noodles entirely.
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He claimed. If I didn't notice it for this song,
then shouldn't matter that it's making dinner in a way
that's easier for him. I disagree entirely. I think the
line was a huge breach of trust, and so was
the refusal to make dinner high wanted. I've admittedly been
acting passive aggresso to him since, but he thinks he
did nothing wrong, that I'm overreacting and I need to
let it go. Am I the asshole? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh yeah, ah god? At first, I'm not even going front.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
When I was hearing about the noodles and bordering them
down how she like them and things like that, I'm like,
I can understand she like them her way, but you
didn't pay attention.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
To it when he was when he made it his way.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I was like, maybe you could be like, oh, you
know what, maybe I could try him like this from
now on, or maybe at least once, like sometimes make
them the way I like them, but sometimes make them
that you you know what I mean, come to a
common ground with it.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I gain. Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
All this other stuff that came with it proved her point.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Actually, it proved to her point that he's not to
be trusted.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, it's also kind of like it's a little ridiculous
that you know, she has such picky taste and true
that you know you have to make pasta buy you know,
making the pasta normally, like you know, you normally do
the right off all the tomato sauce, you know, just
like you know, it's just like she needs to get
over this. And you know, I think I disagree with you.
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I think, you know, he has a point. It's like,
if you ever been noticing it, what's the point of
you making No, That's.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
What I said.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I agree with that part, Like for is like if
you haven't been noticing it all this time, Like yeah, wow,
are you making a big deal of this? But I
felt like she could have came into common ground about it,
like maybe once in a while do it for me.
There's time where I can understand you might not feel
like doing. It's like, come on, now, come to a common.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Ground with it. But the problem with her, I mean,
the problem with him is he still ain't shit right.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
This whole entire couples problems apparently, and the commetters I
think picked up on that. So first time I said,
every sucks here. You both sound dreadful.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Period. Oh they're just annoying as hell.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The idea of putting pasta sauce and noodles and wristling
off with leaving an essence of tomato flavor is objectively
dickless and more importantly, really shocking, disgusting waste of pasta sauce.
What your dad did was basically teach you to waste
food while planning the idea in your head that you're
tasting something that was all in your imagination. You'd be
pissed off of your boyfriend, but the fact that you
didn't notice the difference at all and this time is
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indisputable evidence that he was right. You were tasting any
essence of anything to begin with. It was a plus
cebo effect. You feel betrayed, but honestly, you should be
more embarrassed that you were asking some of the consistently
waste sauce by putting it on your nailes and then
literally washing it off again. First of all, there was
no rational way you could have tasted it after that. Secondly,
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people myself included, literally struggling to make sure that they
can afford to put food on the table at all,
and your bloody while pouring in the jar and then
washing it down the sink on purpose, be embarrassed. Your
boyfriend is an asshole, not for refusing to waste pasta
sauce on you, honestly good for him, but being a
dick about it and mocking you. It sounds like a
really nasty human being. And I can't speak for you,
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but I wouldn't date someone who spoke to me that way.
He should just pointed out the complete wastefulness of what
you wanted from the outset. So I suspect that you
wouldn't have listened. Honestly, if you actually believe that washed
pasta noodles to retain in essence of pasta, I'm going
to guess you believe in homopathy as well. You know,
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and you know, and you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, what is that that's basically whenever you see the
one it's homeopathic, it's basically that it's been like diluted
like a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, it's like you're taking the placebo.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, she definitely believed in that. She definitely did.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
She has a problem, right, she has a real problem.
She has she's not in touch with reality.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
She prays problems with vaccu sines there too, because they
contained mercury you know, or whatever. You know, they haven't there,
which is a normal part of any vaccine, or like
apple juice for that matter.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know, Mmmm, it just seemed like too annoying gas people, right, Yeah,
it's just kind of like the fucking people. Eventually it
was going to class because he wasn't doing it right
by her in the first place.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You know, it sounds like they were perfect for each
other for a long time and then all of a sudden, bam,
this happened there.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And it's just kind of like then everything else just it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Kind of like the whole entire cards fell apart. Basically. Yeah,
they're just both assholes, right, they're both ass holes and
she and at first, when I was listening to this comment,
you know, I'm like, God, damn it.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Okay, I get it, you know what I mean. Okay, goddamn.
But then I don't know. They're just both assholes.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The second commenter, I think actually kind of hit upon
something here and we'll talk about this after it. My
kid would not eat salmon until I called it pink chicken.
They would then ask what we were having, and I
would say pink chicken. They would get all excited. Kids
are gollible. You do what you have to do as
a parent to make everyone's lives easier. Now, joke about
that in their order, And I told him that the
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pink chicken is really salmon, and we all laugh down. Also,
you're the asshole. Be happy he's cooking. Yeah, he's a
dick for I told you. But you now know you
like noddles without the essence of tomatoes. Maybe you should
try other things to see what else you like. You're
no longer taller. Is span your palate? Question for you?
What foods don't you like?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's hard to think of right now, Like really with
foods I really don't like? I can be picking myself sometimes.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Are there foods that you will not eat?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
What I will not eat?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And somebody who was like I'm making this and that
there's two foods for me. One is yakeysc. Yeah, I
don't like yankeys. And the reason I don't like nakeys
is that whenever I was a kid, I overate Yakeys
for dinner one time and I ended up, you know,
tossing my cookies, and ever since then, I associate eating
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yankeys with that. But also too, I've had them since
then and they're waiting to tell you too doe. For me,
they just taste it.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The other thing I don't like is baked beans.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You're not a fan.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
The reason why I don't like baked beans is that
usually you'll have them with a hamburger or a hot
dog during a picnic or a cookout, and they they're
so running that they spread into like the whole entire
plate and they end up getting into the bun and
making them bun on soggy, and the taste of them
is just not great. You know, I'll eat them there,
but they're just such a mess that, you know, I
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don't want to deal with it there, and it's just
kind of like, you know, it's basically the amount of
shit that you go through the eth those isn't worth
the hassle, you know, as far as I'm concerned. And
they're not that good either. However, I love chili, I
love other beans. It's just basically the combination of those
all together.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
There are two things that will not eat.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh okay now, pigs feet pigs feet okay, no.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Speak and chiplands chitlands okay, Oh those are two. Those
are two. I just I tried. I tried, but there's
no way I'm going to ever eat it again.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I can't say I ever ate pigs feet before, so
I guess I'm not much. Huh. The face that you're
giving me right now just kind of like.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yack.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
What would you equate the taste to be?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Like fat? Nothing but fat?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
And I can't even I just too fatty and too
yuk yo.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
No, I mean a lot of my family eat them though, Okay,
it's just I mean, I'm not judging no one that
I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's like an acquired taste or something like that, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Right, like, this is this is how I feel.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I never My grandma always taught me to never like
like be grossed out with somebody's eating. Let them beat
her food, don't be too much to where you might
turn them off for the young food, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, so no, okay, let's go ahead here and we
will move on to the second story. You'll love this
story because this is like our favorite word in the world.
And why the asshold for dropping our dinner on the
ground and walking out When my boyfriend asked me, what's
for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Bitch?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You just gidding me that look? So you're one with
the story. Here is ever my boyfriend's apartment this weekend
and I was cooking dinner because he was setting for exams.
I made pasta and a chunky sauce and meatballs and veggies.
I told him dinner was ready, and he goes, what's
for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Bitch.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It's like a lot of emphasis on the last word bitch.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We love the word bitch. Bitch. But there you okay,
I know we love the word bitch.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I mean we want to talk to you, talk to
you a woman dude like that?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You know, like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I mean, I'm so sorry, but this caught me off.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, you're gonna be like the look of just shock
on your face. Whenever. Anyways, going with the story, I
was fed up. I had a pretty rough day with
work and I had some awfully bad associations with the
word being used by other people in my life who
are pretty abusive. I was so irritated I dropped a
pot of pasta sauce being carrying right on the ground
and was like, well, nothing's for dinner tonight now, and
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I better not hear you use that word again. It's
for the girls. He was freaking out about Helpston sauce
and Linda on his rug and he even said, you're
seriously acting like a bitch right now. I don't know
what else to call it. I just walked out and
got take out for myself and went to my friend's house.
She thought it was funny, but my boyfriend was furious.
He kept texting and calling and sending me your voice
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members trying to explain what the saying was for dinner tonight.
Bitch was a TikTok trend and was just quoting something
as a joke to put on TikTok. I thought that
there was the shittiest excuse ever. It doesn't matter if
he sought as a joke or stole the joke. It
was still disrespectful, but it didn't change the fact that
he thought that the shit was funny. That Mean mean
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when I was trying to do him a favor, Like hell,
I came over when he's starting to make a home
cooked dinner and decides it's time for jokes. So I
put my phone on Do not Disturb for the night
and split a bottle of wine with my friend in
her roommate. The next morning, he was sending me angry
text to Mean and I cleaned his rug because he's
too busy with exams to do it. I was shocked
he left it overnight. That's discussing. I texted him back, saying, yeah,
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so that bitch tax honey, leave me Alary ready the
hill of your own cooking and clining, because this bitch
is an anymore. Also, it's viol that you left it
soaking in all night. He called me and told me
that it was okay with doing his own household work,
but why do I throw a full pot of sauce
on the ground so it's on me to clean it up?
I told him, yeah, I'm not comfortable doing chores with you.
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You see me like your bitch. He told me he
didn't and it was just a trend. That I got
pissed off he was playing that TikTok trend BS excuse again,
and I told him, well, I'm starting a trend called saucing,
whereas a little joke people throw a pasta sauce around.
You can't be mad because it's just a little trend,
a little joky joke, just a little prank.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
He got really pissed off and hung up on me,
And now I'm seriously wondering if this dumb fucking TikTok
joke is going to be end of things between us?
Am I the asshole?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
For I reacted?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
My boyfriend asked me, what's for dinner tonight? Bitch?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know, bitch, But I don't know, bitch, because
I kind of get that.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I mean, I get that you wouldn't expect to hear
that from your to have.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But then I needed dropping the tomato sauce and like
kind of just leaving.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's just like you didn't even get him time to
explain what he was doing.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
He was just doing a little.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Joke, you know what I mean, right, But I didn't
like how he kept going, like, now you're acting like
a bitch, Like, bro, you could have calmed the situation,
like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You just yeah, It's like literally, it felt like he
was just escalated. I mean, I can understand her being
mad about the fact that, you know, he called her
a bitch, and I don't think she understood that it
was just a TikTok trend. But I just think things
just escalated way out of control there, you know, way
you know, like as you said, yeah, he could have
you know, brought the temperature down, you know, right away there,
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but he didn't. You know. It's just like me, he
could have.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
He could have, you know, like went up helped clean
it up, like I'm so sorry, baby.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
It was never meant that way, you know what I mean,
Like it's just a joke on Like you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
It was like he kind of you know what I mean,
he kept being disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It just was like, damn, bro, Like, yeah, things got
way out of hand very quickly there, Like damn you yeah,
I figure you liked this one.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Just for dinner tonight, bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Uh man oh man.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
The commenters I think agreed with her, not the asshole
groogl the trend and it's singing about how women reacting
only offensive comment, and usually they are offended. These jokes
aren't funny. While you just react to guy's wish after
around and found out he needs to grow up. The
second one said, hooray for him. He can now post
a TikTok showing him being offensive asshole. He can't resist
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the trend. He can then pan over his saucy carpet
and get lots of likes, comments, and his life will
be fulfilled. And then the follow up TikTok should be
this is what happens when you call your girlfriend a
bitch as a him cleaning up his rug might as
well wear the pot on his head for effect too.
I mean, yeah, I completely one hundred percent agree with
you there. I mean this went way out of control
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real quick. I mean I wouldn't be surprised that this
was the end of this relationship because of that there,
Because I mean, based in this case there, it's kind
of like instead of him dying the situation when he
had the chance her, he basically ended up making it
way worse than it had to be there. And you know, yeah,
you can get the excuse, yeah I was studying for
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finals or whatnot there, but still it's just kind of.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Like a night.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You should have thought this through a little bit before
you did this. Yeah, how was gonna be reactive? I
called you a bitch, you know, Yeah, especially if you're
calling a woman a bitch there.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I wish he kind of gave her some kind of
heads up, like like, you're not gonna know what's gonna
come out. But it's trust to me, it's just a
it's just a trending joke. I'll say it to you
when you know what I mean. It's just don't take
it like I wish you would have kind of gave
her heads up.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
If he said something to that effect there. You know, Hey,
this is a joke, you know. But I'm gonna say
something's gonna be real offensive there, and I want you
to respond to it, you know. But I'm not talking
about you in particular. It's just this is a trend
that I just want to see her.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Like he could have gave her heads up or something.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
But yeah, I mean, no one's going to want to
be talked to you disrespectfully like that.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Right, So once again, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
You can play around with you know what I mean,
because we're friends. That's what friends do, you know, but.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Right, bitch, that doesn't not right. It doesn't sound right when
say it, though, right, It only sounds correct when you
said not me.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Know, when you.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Kept saying that I was dying, Oh my god, I
was dying as that I was doing the best actually
at the whole, my damn composure.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
This was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh good lord. Right once again, everybody sucks her, you know?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
So yes, another one, right, yeah, another one.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
But I kind of agree with her a little bit
more because it's just like, there's that that's no way
to talk to your woman.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's no one.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah, not your other hand, That's not the way give
her heads up. Something that like, look, baby, i'm trying
to do this trend, do you.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
That probably would have made it a little a lot
more easier.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Instead of.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, maybe more or less he sucks, you know, and
she doesn't suck as much there, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Still yeah, because he kept on escalating the situation instead
of sitting up there thinking about and be like, oh
my god, baby, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I didn't even think on that, you know what I mean.
Please forgive me.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I'll clean up this mess.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's it's just.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Come on back home and let's try to work things
and now instead of just sutting for finals, he's down
single and studying for finals.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, and studying for finals. It's still gotta clean up
that spaghetti, right exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We're gonna go ahead here, We're gonna take a break
and we'll rape back it more than Jude Lassis Show.
After these messages, welcome back to the Joe Velossis Show.
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What's gonna hear? A haaba? He took a small little
break there. He got a grape soda, so you're gonna
have the green pooh later on.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, speaking of drinks, let's go ahead and get into
the third story here, which is about a drink, but
an alcoholic drink, and when the asshole for refusing the
pay for my boyfriend's vodka after smashing it. So, I
twenty six female, had been with my boyfriend Sean twenty
five mail for about a year and a half. It's
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been great, but I let him never want to set
that on covering alcoholic. He'd know a problem with that,
and he still drinks with his friends but won't do
that in my presence. It still bothered me that he drinks,
but it's his life. I can't tell him what to do.
Fast forward to the last Sunday and we're in his apartment.
I come in and he's in the middle of making
Pasa sauce and there's a large bottle of vodka on
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the counter. I didn't say anything about the bottle, but
he saw me staring at it and told me it's
for the sauce pasta sauce he's made at least twice
a month for the entirety of our relationship, he said.
He told me from the beginning he does that it
cooks away, but I think that it would be something
I would very much remember, and I got a little angry.
I knocked the bottle off the counter and went to
my mum's. He called and apologized for triggering me and
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that he's being brainless, but he wants me to be
for the broken bottle, which he says is about eighty
dollars for the bottle. I told him I wasn't under
any circumstances going to pay for something that's been lacing
my food with for years. We haven't really talked since
my mom wants me to just go ahead and buy
the thing to make amends, and I'm still refusing the asshole. Yes,
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so the boyfriend's making vodka sauce.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You know what, I look at it like this, So
wait a minute. No, she did say that he didn't
tell her about that.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Right, Yeah, so it's kind of like it came to
a surprise to her.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, okay, I'm thinking, oh my god, no.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That he's been making a vodka sauce there for you know,
the spaghetti or foster or whatever, you know, for at
least twice a month.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
You have her drinking problem.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, so why would you do He's.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
A recovering alcoholic. Oh fuck him?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
No, No, no, okay, I don't I don't appreciate him
doing that to her because you're not taking her sobriety seriously.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, here's the thing. Then the commenters don't agree with us. Yeah,
well or no, maybe they do. I don't know what.
Let me read this. Heret the suth you're the asshole.
Dolls use her mouse to communicate. Hey, I'm not comfortable
with you cooking with alcohol. I have an alcohol in
my presence at all. I thought you were aware of
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that and we'd like to respect my preference. You went
to me me No, Kimiko smash smash. Of course, then
they say it's his fault. He should have known that
he was dating a cat.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's kind of like, yeah, it's one of those things
there where I think communication or not escualing the situation
would have helped in many ways there, And I think
he didn't think through the fact that, Wait, if he's recovering,
you know, if she's a recovering alcoholic and he's using
vakan the sauce, that's not gonna work. You know, those
two things aren't compatible with each other.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, but two wrongs don't make a right either.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah. She shouldn't smashed the bottle.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, yeah, right, she should not have smashed that bottle.
That's one thing she should not have done that. She
could have simply just walked away.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
But yeah, the second comment actually talks about that. Here
I left how the poster glides right past the fact
that she destroyed her boyfriend's property too. I don't have
to replace the thing up brooked because you shouldn't have
had it around me. I'm most in recovery, But who
doesn't recognize a vodka sauce spiking your food for years?
As a stretch of me gets to the point of
(29:20):
wilfer wilful ignorance or dipping the pasta in the sauce
and washing it off, so only the essence of the
sauce is up to I did not plan that. I
didn't actually read this all through there too. I saw
that there this it's kind of like, yeah, essence of
(29:43):
vodka sauce. But you know, you would have thought the
first time that she had that, that she should have
said something to him. And I was like, you know,
I know this is a vodka sauce. You know, I
think anybody in the right mind would have recognized this
is not normal spaghetti sauce. This is a vodka sauce.
You know, so because you know the difference between vodka
sauce and spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Right, No, I really don't. I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, have you ever had like something like that? It
looks like spaghetti sauce, but it's lighter, it's like almost orangish. Yeah,
that's vodka sauce.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I mean no, I've had like a sauce that was
like wine sauce, like you know, you made to make
it with lion sauce.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I've had that, But I don't I've never had it
made difference. Basically, I've never had that.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I mean you probably have had it before, you just
didn't realize you've had it.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Probably didn't realize it.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, yeah, sauce, it is more like an orangeish kind
of you know everything there. So, Yeah, if the comic
goes on the safe, I broked a bottle, exactly, if
I broke the bottle my friends or family was using,
I replaced it immediately or give them funds to do so.
If I wasn't comfortable getting it myself. Always the sere apology.
(30:53):
So somebody broke the bottle I was using the cooked
in my meal, I did me in an immediate replacement.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, I just don't appreciate her breaking the bottle of
the Yeah, like that was just that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Was uncalled for.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Once again, it's like things escalating out of control.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You know, you think she kind of was looking for
a problem there.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I mean I think that she acted, you know, just
instinct there is kind of like, oh, don't have that
all Robbie Bam, you know, just got pissed off without
even thinking through the situation there, you know, end up
striking eight dollar bottle vodka, which I don't think she
realized was worth as much as actually was. But here's
my question for you here, why are you laughing so
(31:36):
much all.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Of a sudden bids the way you did that, I'm
sorry it is because what I'm saying here now, the
way you did it.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I'm sorry you As an audio podcast, they can't see
me making that wushing's motion with my hand, you know,
damnish sorry no, but you know now I think on
the d there too, it's kind of like he sucks there,
because why was he using eighty dollar bottle of vodka
to cook with?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, that's a little too steep, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Use the bottom shelf, you know, fifteen dollars bottle, ten
dollar bottle of vodka the cook with. Because this is
going to burn off anyways, you know. Anyways. The third
comment goes on to say, yes, the poster is the
asshover destroying the bottle without a second thought and needs
to work on the mental health side alcoholism and just
not the restraint side. She's also the asshold dealing down
(32:31):
on a reaction and think it was still right even
after the fact. Ultimately, it's good for one significant other
to be accommodating to her problems, but at the end
of the day one shoe show entitled does someone else
making sure that the problem is kept a bay? It
can only be them. She should have apologize immediately and
recognize that she sells some work to do on the
psychic side of the disease. M it's yeah, there's a
(32:54):
lot going there.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, come on now, Like the man didn't even have
a second thought on the vodka situation.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
For is the food? He's just thinking he's making food.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Right, Yeah, girl, but he should have thought more about
making a vodka sauce for somebody who's recovering.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
You know, she did go too far.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, and she she escalated the situation. And I don't
think he helps in anything, you.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Know, breaking shit. Get out of my house.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Well, so we've talked about some weird stories this show.
Here's the story to beat all stories that we've ever
done on this podcast. This is the last story of
this show. This is the moment of conclusion. Okay, I
don't want to see her reactions. And by the asshole
(33:50):
by confronting my boyfriend who kept secretly bringing stick of
butter into the bathroom for an hour or more than
coming out without the butter, I get it. It's bizarre.
I wish it wasn't real, but it is. This is
really happening to me. In a state of astonishment, at first,
I started to notice that butter was disappearing quickly. I
(34:10):
assume maybe I lost track of how much we had,
or maybe he was cooking when I wasn't around. I
don't know. But one night, a few weeks ago, I
saw him try to stealthily take a stick of butter
from the fridge, which I pretended not to notice. He
took the butter with him into the bathroom. Now, I've
noticed my boyfriend spending an hour more time in the
bathroom since we moved in, but I never saw him
take the butter before. I was so confused. When he
(34:33):
came out of the bathroom about an hour later, I
saw no sign of the butter. But I saw he
did not put the butter back in the fridge. It
was gone. I tried to sully keep an eye on him.
In over a week, he did this three separate times,
and each time a stick of butter disappeared. Finally, I said,
one day, where did all our butter go? I hardly
used any this week, and it's gone. He pretended not
(34:53):
to know and said maybe we just forgot to buy it.
But I said, no, we had four to six before,
and now they're gone. He just like it was a
mystery and said, I guess we should order more. By
now it's getting very confused. So I ordered groceries and
made a point of saying, good to finally have four
sticks of the butter. This shoe lasts us quite a while.
He made no comment. On the first two days. Whenever
(35:14):
I used a small amount of butter, I would remark
about how much better we had left. Finally, one day
I saw him do it again. He took a stick
of butter into the bathroom. It was gone for an
hour or so, and then came back with no butter.
I couldn't believe it, so when I made dinner, I
acted shocked that one stick of butter was gone. He
said maybe we only had three, but I knew i'd
been making a point of it. The very next day,
another stick of butter had gone. I listened at the
(35:37):
bathroom door and heard sink water running, and I thought
heard moaning noises. I was so confused. Finally, this time,
when he came out, I said, I know he's been
taking the butter into the bathroom. He got all flustered
and said it must be mistaken, but I said I
had literally seen him take the butter into the bathroom
and come out without it. I know he's been lying
to me about the quantity of butter in our fridge.
(35:58):
He then started apologizing for miss lead but said let's
just not talk about it. When he saw I was
getting mad, he just said, what if I just order
my own, separate, private butter.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
This got a joke? Oh god.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I was like, uh, okay, but what are you doing
with the butter? He asked me to promise never to
ask about his butter activities again and just put it
behind us. He said, just look the other way and
this one thing, and stressed how he's not a big deal.
At the end of the day, I was like, okay,
I guess, but I'd been so confused and even disturbed
about it, like what is he doing with the butter?
(36:34):
Why was he lying about it? And why won't he
tell me? I don't even think he was eating it
because he's not overweight guy, and I feel like someone
ate that much butter they become hefty, but he shows
no signs of it. I'm just like, who is this guy?
So I decided to confront him again this morning. I said, look, yes,
you should buy private personal butter for your activities, but
(36:56):
I said I need to know what you do with
the butter. He got very quiet and then said, fine,
I'll tell you just this once, and he told me.
He told me everything. I'm so mortified and confused. I
cannot tell you what it is, but I'll say it's
essential activity, extremely sential. It's definitely an inappropriate use of butter.
(37:17):
I cannot even type what it is due to how
graphic it is. On one hand, it's just butter, but
on the other hand, I can no longer see him
the same way. I'm staying with my parents. To make
that is worse, A friend of his found my other
posts and sent it to him, saying, lol, this must
be about you. I guess he used to do it
in college too, and he is furious and the other
people I know in real life now knows what he
(37:40):
does with the butter. He's angry at me for exposing
his butter based activities. Now I've probably ruined my relationship
and everyone knows my business caused me shame and humiliation.
I can't believe what he does with butter though, and
I don't think I can be with someone who does
things like that. I considered a momentuous fuck up for me. Ever,
I have confronted him about it. This is my mistake
(38:01):
because I can never know what I know. This is
the story, the story. Hear me out, Go ahead, he yeah,
(38:23):
that's where we're here.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You out with hear me out? Now?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
What this man does is completely This is disgusting. This
is disgusting to the who. I would have never thought
somebody could do something with a stick of butter. Bruh, Like,
what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Let me read the first comment, okay, just to put
this in perspective, well, that's just ridiculous that you go
this far, but not to say what it is. And
then to me commented back, he's definitely sticking it up
as puper.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Where else is it going.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Unless he's masturbating with the butter? Then, you know, the
only piss I can think of, Yeah, it's going up
to his pepper. And you know that's the only reason
why you come out with no butter, you know, Betty
butter asss. You know it's seriously, oh my goodness, private butter.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Well, this can't be a real story.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Maybe it is. I don't know. I never stuck a
stick of butter up my ass. I don't think you
ever have either, have you.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
On one hand, that's very disgusting, whatever the fuck you
do with that butter, And she did piss me off,
And that's said nothing.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I wanted to say something about that too. Bitch.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
You had us go this goddamn long reading his motherfucking story.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
You went telling us exactly what he was doing with
that butter on my nerves too, bitch, you did what.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I'm playing all your ye.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Bitch, you made us go to this long listen to
this story and you ain't even tell us what he
doing with it. But secondly, I don't like the fact
that she I mean, it's her story to.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Tell, but something public.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
You know, it's her story to tell. But it's like
you kind of put that public in. What if that
kind of ruins that man's image for the rest of
his life and that might lead down a dark path
of right, you never know, So I'm looking at that
situation too, like I'm looking at that side of it too,
(40:36):
Like I understand you don't give a fuck about him.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
You probably could care that's what happens to him.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
But I mean, right, what is it with guys in
food products? And there's someone who had adult relations with
a snack caick rates the second commenter and then go
on to say, I just want to know how these
feud products have more game than I do.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Gay more game? Like what the fuck.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
There is born out there where people like gangers and
shit like that to be eating cakes and doing certain things.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
They're premas trying to gain weight. Yeah, so another commenter here,
the third and final comment said, yeah, some people are
into anals, someone into being tied up, and someone into
sticking better in their ass. You can't tell me not
Almost everyone does that, right basically you know they're they're
they're basically considering to be a fetish. And yeah, that's
(41:35):
such a weird fetish, you know. And yeah, I think
she fucked up by one confronting him about it in
two posting about it online. I'm sorry she.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Went that motherfucking loan telling us this story without telling
us what he did.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Oh, he did something. I can't say what it was,
but it's something I hate people.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Who do that. You know.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
It's like, yeah, all this stuff happened but I can't
tell you what happened.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
So imagine how people were going to be treating them
at work or like in public, like, so, what do
you do with that? But but what you do with
that butter.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Your private butter statue?
Speaker 3 (42:13):
If you might have got him some gang too, some
people might like to there's some with butter with him anyway,
married that mother.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
He gonna marry them. They're gonna be in big.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Butter man man. But yeah, I guess you know the
hand there too. It's kind of like she ever acted
there too, because if that's the worst thing that he does,
he's not outside, you know, he's not there killing people.
You know, there's a lot worse things. I guess you know.
But anyways, that will bring us to the end of
(42:52):
this episode of The Jewili Se Show. Can't come soon enough,
huh right today? Thanks for checking us out. Make sure
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our websites, visit us at Joelassi dot com. Thanks for listening.
(43:15):
I have a good one.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Bye.
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