Jon Carter Parody - Every Road Has A Hole

Check out Jon Carter singing about pot holes in Utah

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
We're driving the roads in Utah nearly every day. It's
a potpole here and a jump hold in on your
way to work on the freeway. Is the road too
rough and torn up enough? Will it ever just be smooth?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
You could call the folks.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
At you DOT and ask them for the truth in
the meantime. And every road has a hole, just like
every hole hasn't the big hole, just like every hole

(00:51):
is a great big hole. Every road has a hole,
Yes it does.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
You can call you that they complain about.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
A hole, got the mat and fix it, unless it's
a hole on the spaghetti boat.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Thank you for calling the Utah Department of Transportation. If
you're calling to complain about a pothole, good luck with that.
Uh yeah, just give us the location of the pothole
and we should be out there to get that fixed
by I don't know, what do you think fellas?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, you know, uh, sometime later and I don't know,
twenty thirty four.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, we'll have that pothole fixed just in time for
the Olympics. I know a guy whose car was damaged
by flying debreathe a truck hit a pothole and lost
its load. I know because that guy was me. So
now I found another road to get where I wanna be.

(02:09):
But it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
And I guess that's why. Hearing you tall face say
every road has a.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Home, it's like in every hole has enough a big hole.
It's like in every hole it's a great, big home.
Every road has a home, Yes it does.