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What up, folks, and welcometo the Kiber Culture Episode one twenty two
with myself, the Topocaloian and GrandAdmiral Johnson. You look shocked when I
said you're when I said you're whenI said you're lost? Stay there?
Did you want me to call youJoanie? Like? What's going on?
No? No, I'm not No, I'm just I'm honored. I'm honored.
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That's that's all cool. Well,if y'all didn't didn't know already,
we're just chatting a whole lot ofStar Wars stuff. But to start us
off here, we briefly talked aboutthis in episode one twenty one. This
is probably gonna be the last podfor just for a little bit. Uh,
we'll be breaking probably until August whenAhsoka comes out. A lot of
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rumors. We don't don't have anofficial release date yet for Asoka, but
we shall see. I was thinkingabout August and my birthday. August sixteenth
actually falls on a Wednesday, whichis when they typically release. Like that's
when Disney Plus decides to release alltheir new stuff. I don't know why,
but Star Wars stuff should be releasedon Fridays, I mean forced Friday.
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That's when Star Wars stuff stuff shouldcome out. But anyways, if
they stick with the Wednesday thing,there is a like a pretty good possibility
that a premier is on the sixteenth. That would be fucking sick. I
would love that. But also likethe following week, like like that that
it could also come down. Sowe'll see about Ahsoka, but be on
the lookout for Asoka. That's onewe'll probably return. We're just gonna take
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some time. Aaron's gonna take sometime, I guess, just to catch
up on some things. I'm thinkingabout moving to New York. I've talked
about that on here before. I'mworking on getting getting a new job,
trying to get promoted. It's veryexciting stuff. I know, I don't
know. I mean, I sawGuardians of the Galaxy Gardens Galaxy three recently,
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and I will say it's probably myfavorite of the trilogy. I think
it's the best Guardians movie. It'sI heard. It's pretty good. Pretty
much everything that you know Guardians ofthe Galaxy movies for, like great music,
like like stuff that tugs at yourheartstrings, high stakes, all that
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stuff is in this just dialed upto like twenty for a while, Like
Aaron you know me, You knowthat Captain America Steve Rogers, that is
like that is my favorite and thosethree movies right there. That has always
been my favorite trilogy, and thathas come from the MCU. And if
I'm gonna be like bias and justbecause like Steve Rogers Captain America is my
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favorite, I will always say that'smy favorite trilogy. But if i'm if
I'm gonna speak like objectively, Ithink Guardians of the Gaxy has the best
trilogy in the MCU. My reasoningfor that is because I think Guardians of
the Galaxy is the only trilogy andwe're talking about like like just mentioned Captain
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America, thor a Man, IronMan, Spider Man, like we just
had no way home, like SpiderMan No Way Home. I still think
Guardians of Gaxy comes out on topas like the best trilogy in the MCU
because of all of those, Guardiansis the only one that has like a
definitive like for the story of characters, like you're just following this group.
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It's the only one that has adefinitive like start like and then you have
like a middle story and then ithas a like a definitive conclusion with its
third movie, like the Rest ofThem Captain America's Civil War, awesome movie.
But there's no end to cap storybecause it ties into like the bigger
picture of the Infinity of Saga,and it moves. It moves like a
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bigger picture forward, you know whatI'm saying. Whereas Guardians is like a
real trilogy, where like the lastmovie is the end. It feels like
the end anyway, like there aresome things that you could take from it,
or you're like, okay, well, where does the team go from
here? With the team that wesaw that we've seen since the first Guardians
film, that it is the endof that team. No, no,
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it makes sense throwing this out there. I don't even know if there's gonna
be another one. I forget becausemy memory's dumb. But the next Doctor
Strange movie, if that one's absolutelybanging a trilogy, I don't. I
don't really break it up. Couldyou rank it up there? I could,
because I do really like the firstDoctor Strange movie. The second one,
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I like, I really liked itwhen I first saw it in theaters,
but after rewatch, I'm like,okay, like it's okay. I
don't think that because Doctor Strange issuch it like he's a character that's so
heavily involved with the multiverse and allthat, right that I don't think that
if they wanted to make a thirdmovie for him, that they could end
his story there right right, thatmakes sense. And that was the thing
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about the third Guardians movie too,is that like it had nothing to do
with the bigger picture of like themultiverse or like like the whole thing with
like Kying the Conqueror and all that, which is honestly, it's like strictly
star Lords. It's well not strictly, but it's not about star Lord at
all. Actually, like the maincharacter is. And this is this is
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the interesting about it is that itworks as an origin story for Rocket.
It's mostly about Rockets. Oh Isaw the Okay, I seen a clip
where it's like young Rocket and likeall these other weird creatures and they're all
talking to each other. They're alllike laying on their backs and yeah,
they're like, what's oh, what'syour name gonna be? When we can
have you here? Okay I've seenthat. Okay, Okay, it's very
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cute and emotional in that way,but yeah, no, it is mostly
about Rocket and yeah, Rockets,like you wouldn't expect it like coming,
but you know, you pay attentionto like some little things here and there,
Like if you follow Rockets story fromthe first Gardens of the Galaxy movie,
it makes sense as to why,like James Gunn wanted to have like
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Rockets origin story for the final filmof the Guardians franchise, Gardens Movie or
Gardens Galaxy volun Three. It rocks. Like I said, the music is
incredible. There is like one sceneof it that stands out to me completely
where it is they do a oneshot hallway action scene which it goes on
for like three or four minutes,and it's probably one of the coolest things
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that I've ever seen in the MCU, Like I don't think they've ever like
if you exclude Daredevil, Like Idon't know if you remember watching Daredevil,
but Daredevil has some incredible filmed actionsequences where it's all in the hallway and
it's all done in one take.Gardens the Galaxy does something like that.
It's just so cool to see.People would be upset if they hear me
say this, Like a lot ofthe earlier actions would be a lot of
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people would say that it's the bestMCU movie since Avenger's Endgame. I agree
with that say, but for themost part, for sure, because there
are elements of the movie that,for one, like that one shot action
take that's that the mc has neverdone before. Just the way that the
story's written. There's just so muchgoing on here. It is one of
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the best since that game. It'sdefinitely up there. I mean, personally,
I can't think of a movie inbetween Guardians of the Galaxy Volume three
D game that I could even putup there, and I've even seen Volume
three. No. I mean,like, you know that in Phase four,
A lot of people get mad atthat because they're there are folks that
really loved Phase four. But forthe most part, the general consensus is
that Phase four was a little onthe weaker side. And you know,
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if you're if you're a Marvel fan, even fall in the franchise, like
of course, like that's that's gonnabe like like you're gonna love the Marvel
stuff no matter what. Big respectto any fans like that. The big
hits were like no way Home,Seung Chi is a is a highlight for
me, Loki is a highlight.For me, if you think about like
everything else that came out, it'slike, which, which of those do
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you remember? You're gonna they werelike in comparison to Endgame in Infinity War,
like nope, shot. Yeah,I feel where the fans are coming
from, though. It's like,you were a fan of the stuff that
came out in Phase four, andthen everyone else is just saying, like,
god, this is like the bestthing that's come out since Endgame.
It's like, oh, well,I liked all this in Phase four.
It's like, well, I'm sorry, man, but it's just the way
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it is. I mean, andnobody's hating on that. Nobody. Yeah,
nobody's hating on that at all.Its opinion. You choose to listen
to it or you don't. Andif you're a fan of everything that's in
Phase four, then I suggested youknow, you like what you like and
just don't listen to what everyone elsesays. Anyways, Yeah, I've been
talking a lot, but I gotback from New York. New York was
great. I hope to move outthere soon. But we'll see, Aaron,
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how are you hey? I'm doingokay, man, Just playing Wow,
new season, New Raid, playinga Hunter now instead of a paladin,
which has been interesting, but it'sbeen fun. It's taking a lot
of my entertainment time, or likemy leisure time. Wow always does nice.
Good to hear you're doing well.But before I move on here,
I just want to quickly mention justbecause I said that we're taking a break
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from recording pods, it doesn't meanthat we're going to disappear from the social
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today, we're just gonna talk abouta few Star Wars things. We're just
doing a little catch up. Whatdid you think about them finale? It
started off real strong in my opinion, I think the action sequences pretty much
all the episode, but like inthe very beginning, we're fucking badass.
We got dog fights between Mandalorians andmoff Gideon's like Mandalorians Storton Trooper Army essentially,
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and it was fucking badass. Wegot the art like and it's funny
too because there's this scene where whatwas the drop scene before this one,
where like it was the same shot. I think it's when they were liberating
Navarrow. Yes, it was theexact same one, but you had din
Jarn and Navarro like, but thistime you got the fucking armor there and
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you're like, Okay, let's fuckinggo, dude, let's fucking go Armors
actually getting into the fucking fight.No. There, They're definitely like some
epic shots here, like some epicmoments, epic shots. Good action for
sure. Like I think my favoriteshot from this episode, and I think
it would be the shot that everyonewill remember this episode four. It's like
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towards like the back half of theepisode the final final Battle where like Bokaton
and the Mandalorians and the Armor areflying like next to each other, and
Bokaton like whips out the dark saberand like holds it out in front of
her with the forward. Yeah,points it forward with the Armor flying next
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to her. That moment is coolstorytelling you why is I'm a little lost,
But I mean there's nothing really there. Yeah, that's the thing,
Like, there's nothing there. There'sjust awesome action sequences. And did I
want more from it? Yes?Absolutely. It's kind of fucked because I
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have very not negative, but justprobably the most negative I've felt towards Star
Wars in a while. Like Ican't say this that much about like this
the finale itself, but just aboutthe season where they tried telling too many
stories at the same time and nowthey're trying to tell a finale and wrapping
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up different stories. Are like didn'teven wrap up other stories, Like it
was very disjointed. It's very disjointed, and like there's a lot of recycled
shit. I'm fast forwarding here.I'm sorry, but Grogu saving Din and
Bogaton with the Force was so recycledfrom the first seasons. I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry, Sure, I knowit's yeah, we didn't need to see
that again, Like we really didn't. I don't know. It's like I
love the whole battle for mandalor conceptbetween the Yeah, it's cool, but
like where did we go? Likewho's who? Okay, so who's really
taking up the helmet of mandalor theDark Sabor got destroyed? Like what how
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could you? Like why would youdo this? Okay? I get it
from a certain perspective because favorone felony. They are the ones who created the
Dark Sabor, so they are theones who have that power to destroy the
Dark Saber in terms of story writing, but like, in terms of story
writing, how does that make sense? We're been we have been led to
believe that, like the Dark Saboris literally like EXCaliber exactly, yes,
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or like yes like Emyolmere or likeyou know, any legendary weapon that whoever
possesses it, like they lead thestory, and it just literally gets crushed
by Gideon in his hands, inhis hands with some replicated Best Guard Dark
Trooper. I'm not gonna say bullshit, I want to say bullshit, but
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his armor sick. Yeah, itlooks cool. How did we go from
the last episode where was it thelast episode of the episode before where she
fought Oh my god, what ishis name? Fox? Foxes the guy
she challenged, Yeah, I don'tthink it was the episode before, but
the episode before that, Like,how do you go from that to making
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it still a big deal about whowields the Dark Sabor to just flat out
destroying it. I'm no, it'snot cool. It's not cool at all.
Like I feel like they throughout thefirst few seasons of The Mandalorian,
the two episodes a book of Boatthat featured Mando, like they built and
Rebels and and clone Wars, theyhad built out such a lore with the
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Dark Saber. The reason why itwas so special is because it's the only
one to exist, Like lightsabers,everybody makes their own lightsaber or every Jedi
makes their own lightsaber. Only oneDark Saber is so cool and I guess
they can repair it. And Ihave seen arguments online on like why this
would why it makes sense. It'sjust because like the Dark Saber itself has
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like such a like a cursed history, Like I think they're like, I
think what they were trying to dowith this is that like the actual Dark
Saber is the Curse of Man.I could, I could, I could
get behind that, but I don'tlike it. Well. And here's the
other thing too, because with Fand F creating the Dark Sabor, they
had to create the history behind it, right, Yeah, with like a
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mythology, Yeah, with tar Vislaand like the first Mandalorian Jedi. And
now I feel like, with youdestroying the Dark Sabor, that's all gone
and you're not gonna flesh that outa little bit more, which I think
that could be some really fucking coolhistory. You know, I'm right there
with you, Like there's so muchthat you could do with it. Yeah,
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I don't know. It was justsuch a letdown. See it's a
little bit of a letdown. Thatwas the biggest Like that was my biggest
like negative and take away from itis that they destroyed the Dark Saber.
But other than that, I mean, the finale is like, like I
guess other negative critiques for me isthat, like it's such a safe finale.
It's very much like by the book, there's nothing that would want me
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to watch a season four, likeif you wanted it like this, this
finale for sure felt like a conclusionfor the Mandalorian storyline if you never wanted
to make another season in the Mandalorianfocused on these characters ever. Again,
I think it would work if youwanted to put all these characters like in
Ahsoka or in whatever, like upcomingStar Wars projects there are and it will
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be fine. But there I thinkthere is like a Mandalorian season four confirmed
what it's going to be about.Who knows? It's for now stalled because
the writers strike. For one,pay the fucking writers, Pay the fucking
writers. If we're also going toget this Folony movie that's set in the
Mando Verse, where is the Mandosstory going from here? Yeah? No,
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I mean it's like, like,what what else do you want to
tell about Mando? And there's alsothat rumor about Folony's Star Wars movie being
titled Air to the Empire, whichlike, you know, no, suppose
there it makes sense, you knowwhat I mean? But it's like there's
so much, there's so much thatyou have to establish for that, Like
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I don't imagine they're going to useI'm pretty sure they're gonna swap out Luke
Skywalker, Leia and Han Solo withother characters. You know what I'm saying,
it's gonna be like a loose adaptationof that and or it's gonna be
a loose adaptation of Air to theEmpire, and you know that that's that's
kind of a bummer. But Idon't want them like if Filoni does make
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his Air to the Empire movie,well, I mean, I know he's
gonna make like his his movie,but I'm not trying to see like a
full movie with a CGI Luke ora CGI or a CGI Hans for that
matter. And it makes sense whenwe have Mark Hamill, who's old as
fuck now and might come back forsome Star Wars, Harrison Ford who could
give a shit lesson about fucking StarWars, and rest in peace. Carrie
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Fisher got her Hollywood spot on thefucking boulevard. Man, you can't really
do it. You can't really thisfinale, dude. I was in no
especially with the ending. It isa happy ending, though, is that
what we want? I want somecliffhangers, man, Like if we if
we, if we wanted to worktowards this ending or this quote unquote conclusion.
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I just wish that there was likea better written like clear pathway to
this ending, you know, justbecause like seasons one and two, it
felt like you could do like maybelike two or three more seasons at least,
Like it just felt like they juststopped it, like dead and extracts.
You know, if there's a seasonfour, you know who it's going
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to be about. It'll be aboutBow. No, it'll be about Ragnar.
No, no, it'll be aboutGroku because he was the Mandalorian all
along. Well, I mean,I don't know. We saw we saw
Ragnar taking the oath for the firsttime, and then the mythosaur woke up
again? What was the mythosaur too? Like why even include the I'm trying
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to see a mythosword, man,Like please, It's like everything that happened
in this season in the earlier episodeswhere I was like, you know how
high it was on these earlier episodes, I was like, oh yeah,
or Mandalorian lore. They introduced allthis for a reason, like doctor Pershing
is here for a reason. They'redue to all this because it's gonna pay
off in the end did not happenthat way. All that shit that I
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thought they were like laying the groundright for I was like, what the
what the hell, dude. It'sit's so upsetting too because with the that
season finale when it came out,and then with Star Wars Star Wars Celebration
following, Like I'm going back andwatching the season finale and then comparing it
to like what we saw on StarWars Celebration. I'm like, please,
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please don't do this to Ahsoka.Don't ruin any of the other projects.
I mean, okay, they didn'truin the third season, but it wasn't
the best. It's the weakest season. It's the weakest season, was spaying
bro. I don't know like thiswhole Like, like I like that man
New and Grogu are still together,Yeah they do. That's nice. That's
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nice. And it has Captain Tavaas kind of like the bounty like contract
kind of guy for for the NewRepublic, Like I do like that,
but it's just like where are yougonna go from there? You know what
I mean? Like it's just like, all right, he's got didn't Grogu
and didn't Jarin have their homestead?And the way they're gonna make money is
just going out and do some fuckingcontracts, like you know, oh baby,
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grow to spill this milk. Thatmakes me wonder if season four,
I think the show Remember when theyannounced the Rangers of the New Republic show.
I think that was supposed like initiallythat was supposed to be Carson Tavia's
show and Carodoon, And now Ithink they're kind of trying to like pick
up the pieces and they they're tryingto figure out like what they want to
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do, like either they do Arrangersof the New Republic show where it is
Carson Tava and didn't Jaring as theco lead, or they will do Mando
season four as the Rangers like inplace of Rangers in the Republic. I
think they're just like they're kind ofjust like in a at a standstill of
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what they want to do next.The whole gena coronal thing could have thrown
a whole folly into the whole projectionof like what they wanted to do.
What I'm looking for in the futureof Star Wars is not the Mandalorian like,
especially since, like the Shadow Councilmeeting, I was looking for some
other ship moving forward and I didn'tget it. I wanted to thrown I
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wanted some bigger players at bay here. Needless to say, seeing the Forge
relt on mandalor the Great Forge wasit felt good? You know, it
would have been great to see.Just at least which would have made total
sense is seeing fucking Sabine in thefinal battle for Mandalore or a lot of
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under other Mandalorians for the final fightfor Mandalori. There are other Mandalorians that
they introduced, Like if this issupposed to be like a spiritual sequel two
Rebels, you imagine they would havehad these characters. I mean, you
should have like some patience here becausethey have to probably show up in Ahsoka,
but like have something exciting, greatbig action sequences isn't gonna cut it.
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And like even if you took thatlast scene like the lighting of the
Great Forge right and all the Mandaloriansare there, what if it pans out
to the shot of like from behindall of them and it's like slowly zooming
out And then as it's zooming out, you see in the top right corn
where you're fucking screen it's just likeSabine's pauldron and then it just goes black
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like some spret best star armor.Yeah, and then you're like, oh
shit, she was there, butshe wasn't in the fight, you know
what I mean, Like she's stilla Mandalorian. What do we but what
do we think about? There wasa couple of interesting things that they introduced
in this episode, like mof Geteoncreated some clones. I don't know if
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these are the only clones that Moffcreated. But do we think mof Gideon's
dead? The real mof Gideon isdead? Yeah? Is the clone dead?
And I don't know you think thatthat that cheap that Walmart brand best
card armor didn't save him or whatI think that wish dot com wish dot
com armor. He's dead. That'sthe other thing about the season two is
that, like what did he showup in like the last two episodes?
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Yeah, and like you're you're justgonna wipe him out and in the last
one, what the fuck is that? Dude? You guys are gonna do
Gian collops esposito like that. Imean, as much as I love seeing
him on screen, I don't thinkMoff Gideon's character is like sup worthy of
a reprisal or like worthy of returning. I do like that he uh he
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he kind of like downplayed thrown alittle bit. You remember like the penultimate
episode and who's talking about Like ohwell, like y'all talk are talking about
thrown but like where he's thrown at, Like he's never in these meetings.
Thus, you know, I wouldhave liked to see a scene between him
and Ron like in the future wherelike they have like some type of argument
and Thron just kind of just likeputs him in his place or like proves
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him wrong. See the way Ilike to think about it though, because
I know, I know what you'resaying is Getting is not worth myth run
Norodo's time. He's like not,He's not at the level of fucking Thron
men. Like in terms of strategy, No, Thron knows when he's gonna
hit. Yeah, I hope Disneyknows when Thron needs to hit. I'm
just saying, like that type ofargument to show Thron's smarts, his power
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has to show because yeah, Iknow, because like general audiences are like
if they only watch like two seasonsMandelarian, they're like, oh fuck,
Like mof Getting is the guy,and then potentially you go to the Air
of the Empire movie and he gotthis back and forth going between like mof
Getting Like people are like a likea character that people are familiar with between
someone else that's like, oh,I don't know who this guy is,
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and they're like going back and forthabout some battle strategy and then you're like,
oh, fuck, Thrown's right somethinglike that would be fucking sick,
but we're not gonna get it.So we didn't get it. It's fucked.
And the only well, the onlything I was gonna say was the
only other time you would see Thrownon screen would be rebels, and like
to kind of get an understanding understandingof his character, his strategic prowess,
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and why he's actually a threat hismom dead, I'll say probably I think
he is Seah Mando finale, justto kend of wrap it up for me,
underwhelming, and I would be fineif they never made another seat in
Mando. Honestly, at this point, I just I was just so let
down, and yeah, excited forthe future, though, excited for the
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future of these characters. And we'llsee how it goes. Overall score I
give for season three, I'll giveit three and a half out of I'll
give a C effort. What aboutyou? Yeah, three point seven?
But okay, So moving on fromMando, let's other new Star Wars content
that they dropped was Star Wars Visionsseason two. We talked about season one
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on here a little bit. Weranked our favorite episodes. It's uh,
if y'all aren't familiar, Star WarsVisions is essentially Star Wars anime. Each
episode it's like like twenty twenty fiveminute shorts, each one by a different
a different animation studio. So let'sgo to you first. Have you watched
all of them? I know Ihaven't watched all of them yet. I
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have not. I think I havelike one more episode to watch. But
which ones have you seen? Anddid you like it or dislike it?
Or I'll started with this, butI will be honest. I've only watched
the first episode. Yeah no,the first episode. Actually, you should
finish the second episode because I thinkthe second episode is probably the closest that
we'll ever get to like Star Warshorror. It's it's yeah, no,
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the second episode. If if youstarted it and you're like, oh,
this is kind of slow, likethe the second half is like it hooks
you pretty pretty crazy. Am Igonna get some actual like R rated ship?
Not R rated, but it's likeit's it's it's it's shocking. It's
shocking what you see. It kindof like makes you jump, like you
won't expect it from what you seein the be An East. KI.
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Yeah, the second episodes, Yeah, to answer your question, the first
episode, I fucking love that,Like I love that interpretation of just like
she's pretty much like a former Sithwho like hides, yeah, and then
eventually pretty much has the balance ofJedi and Sith. It's the first it's
the first time I think in anyStar Wars where you have your main protagonist.
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I think it's the first time theyintroduced the concept of like a great
Jedi. Well no, and outsideof video games. I love that.
I love that. That was sofucking cool, And like the sequences in
the beginning and the end are likefucking insane, Like they they blew my
mind, like the whole like whiteroom and just like paint splashing every I
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was like, I don't know what'sgoing on, and I don't have that
artistic of a mind right here,but it looks great. But it looks
great, and what I can imagineis this is what's going on in her
mind. But outside of that,like the sequences that one, sith Lord
looks so fucking good in this animationstyle. I love it. I love
it. I do. I can'tspeak much on the second episode yet because
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I haven't finished it, but Ijust love the concept of visions because it
just gives other artists opportunities to givetheir creative interpretation of like what Star Wars
is to them, And that's whatwe that's what that's what we want as
Star Wars fans, like we justwant to share Star Wars with each other.
Yeah, it's it like it's it'san amazing universe to share. And
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the fact that they came out withthese two seasons is it's so cool,
buddy, like like like any ofthese, if you're to expand the story
on any of these, I wouldbe in you know, like I said
on the first episode, I feellike they always a nail it with the
first episode because in season one,that that one black and white oh yeah
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episode, that shit is a littlebit of red, A little bit of
that shit is peak is that withthe umbrella, the umbrella lightsaber, the
umbrella lightsaber. Yes, Biano ManScreecher's reach is is damn good. I
think the common theme throughout all theseepisodes is like it's it's very dark side.
I would say it's like like understandingthe dark side almost like screatures reach
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a little bit of a spoiler.Your main character is getting tempted by the
dark side essentially, and I'll letyou finish it and see where that character
goes. But like like episode five, it's called Journey the Dark Head.
I think I think I like theanimation of this the most out of all
of them, mostly because, likethe animation style is probably the most familiar
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to me. I think it's alike a Korean studio that did this one,
but it just looks great storage right. I think the animation studio might
have been behind like like Castlevania forthis one, but it looks awesome.
Journey to Dark Head. That that'sa great episode. The episode that is
up there for me is it's calledThe Spy Dancer, which is episode six.
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The reason why I liked this oneso much, it's just because like
I wasn't super interested when it started, but I think it is the most
like like emotionally rich episode. Itkind of just like gets to you by
the end. It's definitely checked thatone out. It's kind of like the
little stops this here is the premierdancer at an imperial frequented cabaret is tested
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when her identity is compromised. Thisepisode is like it's it's a mother and
her daughter. They have a showthat imperials go to all the time,
Like other stuff happens. I don'twant to do spoiler its or anything,
but yeah, no, definitely watchedSpy Dancer. That one will probably make
you cry towards the end. Theheaviest episode I think is one called The
Pit, which is at the Zoeeight. This one's tough, mostly because
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like it's about like a it's abouta brother and her little and his little
sister, and uh, pretty muchlike they're living in in a world where
the Empire is like taking over andthey're making them dig for what I'm assuming
are kaiber crystals. They're digging anddigging like this hole for for all these
resources, but they're living right onthe outskirts of like a very rich city
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down stuff. I think that oneis probably I think it's the darkest Star
Wars has ever gone in terms oflike like what they do to one of
the characters. It's like, yeah, no, it's it's pretty like,
I don't want to spoil it.It actually says right here, a young
prisoner forced to dig for kyber bythe empire. So yeah, that's that's
exactly what happens. And it followslike the Big Brother for a little bit,
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but then it switches to the LittleSister and yeah, and then the
last episode. I haven't seen ityet. I'd say this this season is
solid compared to the first season.I think I would like to see more
of these stories continue versus the firstseason. Yeah, i'd say season two
is a hit for sure. Aaronwatch all of them. Yeah, I
know I'm slacking. It's good.It's good stuff. And then there's that
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one episode I think it's episode four, which is animated by the same studio
that did Grummet and Wallace, soit's like that claymation type stuff, which
is very cool. I like thatepisode. It's it's kind of silly,
like, uh, like the maincharacter is like a pilot and they get
into a race and it's it's crazy. But yeah, no, it's always
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Visions. I hope they keep makingmore. I love it. That's super
Stars Visiency you have anything else seefor me? You know, I'll text
you one top finish it. Ifthere's any of these that I want you
to finish, definitely Screatures Reach forthis episode two, Journey to Darkhead,
which is episode five that's really going, spy d Answer episode six, and
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then the Pit episode eight. They'reall pretty good. The one that I
didn't talk about was the Bandits ofGolock, but Bund's good. Check those
out you have the time. Okay, moving on from Visions, let's talk
about game that I've personally been obsessedwith the past few weeks. Is it's
really been helping me out to stayinside my house, so I don't spend
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some money just because New York hasmade me broke the Star Wars Jedi Survivor,
the sequel to Fall in Order.Let's just kind of shoot the shit
about this. So, Aaron,what do you think about Jedi Survivors so
far? I know you're not asfar in the game as I am.
Mister b Ham has already beaten thegame, but well, what do you
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think about the game so far?I'll just tell you this right now.
Fuckyya. Fuck it made me readinstall the game like three times, but
past that, dude, it's ablast. Wait. Hold, on before
before moving the positivity, I wantto be negative for a quick second about
the game. Okay, this gamewas what seventy five bucks? I think
any game right now, like justjust reading like discourse on line, it's
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almost like, why buy a brandnew video game at lunch? It's never
it's never actually ready for lunch.Yeah, they never are, And it's
like why why would fans want todo it? Dude? I've been playing
Jedi Survivor like NonStop consistently for thepast two and a half three weeks.
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Every day, well not every day, that's dramatic, but they're they're a
handful of times for I would flipon the PS five and it's like,
oh, there's an update for Jedisever Art and I'm like, all right,
sick updated, That's fine, I'lldo something else. Watered updates?
Tell me why? Like, wheneverI download an update, like the game
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hasn't changed in terms of bugs oranything like that or anything of that nature,
It's like, what what am Iupdating the game for? You know,
Cus cyber bunks bro. And I'mlike that. That is my main
complaint about the game. That isthe thing that has me the most negative
about it. There are some dayswhere I'm trying to progress forward in the
story and i can't because there's somefucking bug going on, And I'm like,
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okay, Like I don't play manyvideo games. I'm not that hard
of a gamer. There's a gamethat I like, you know, I'll
buy it and I'll play the story. Like I don't do any type of
online gaming at all. And ifI can notice a fucking video game has
insane bugs that affects like my gameplayexperience, that's saying something, it's it's
just fucking terrible. I couldn't believeit. Like at the same time,
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I haven't finished the story yet.I do think the story is strong,
and the story is strong. Justthe combat and itself, like the lightsaber
combat is great. It is definitelya massive improvement to me from the first
game. But I mean, likeif he if he can barely play the
game, how could you give yeah, how could you give the game itself
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a high score when he can,like I mean barely is an exaggeration.
But at the same time, it'slike, how could you release this product
of the public when it's not doneyet? And that that's where any games
to me? But yeah, gogo ahead. What do you you you're
a heavier gamer. I yeah,well I don't play like a huge assortment
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of video games, but I playfucking a video game a lot. I
don't know. I get a piggybackon your point though, So you remember
what I was saying when we talkedabout Falling Order. It was a while
ago. Expand on the talent tree. Look look what they did. They
didn't they didn't expand on the currenttalent trees. What they made new ones
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And they're pretty boss. Dude,they're pretty pretty good. They're pretty sick.
I mean, I'm sorry, I'mjust diverting into the fucking positives right
now, like, and not onlythe talent trees, because we got a
spoiler from the from the gameplay trailerright like we knew we were going to
get the cross card. Yeah,we didn't know we were going to get
the fucking the pistol bash. It'skind of crazy that, Okay, I'll
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be honestly, that's that's the oneLightsaber stands that I have like no Talent
Tree points in it, and Ihave not tried playing it at all.
Dude, is it sick? Okay? So when you when you when you
fight the Magnet Guard when you canfirst get into the shattered Moon. I
don't know what the fuck I did, but I pulled it out, shot
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him twice, and then just hitone X and he died. Yo,
I don't know what I did.But maybe that's a bug too. I
don't know. No, they've beenthere have definitely been some bugs that were
to my benefit. So like well, and I don't even know if it's
a bug. It's just like youhave five stances. There's a good chance
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that you pick one stands it's gonnadestroy something. Some boss, some mobs,
like I don't know, I lovethe fucking the dual bladed lightsaber for
like huge packs of stormtroopers. Ijust pull them all in, hit him
with the fucking why hit him withanother why? I mean they're all dead.
But no, like like, no, that the bug that I'm specifically
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talking about, it's legitimately a bug. So like slight spoilers, but on
on this planet called Cobo, it'swhere if you play Jedi Survivor, it's
probably where you're gonna you're gonna spendmost of your time. There's this one
spot in Cobo where there are likewhen you go through the game, they're
gonna be like three main monsters.They're gonna be fighting, not the fucking
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uh one of them is not theOh are you talking without a scorpion?
No, not that, that's Jedda. Now there are three monsters on Cobo.
They you have to fight, andthey're very distinct from each other.
Big like gorilla beast. Yeah,there's one big grilla beast, and then
there's like one like big I don'tknow what to call it. It's like
one big thing. But there there'slike one of those. And then there's
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one more beast on Cobo. Ohno, it's there's there's the gorilla beast,
there's the there's the other beast that'slike it. It looks orange when
you first meet it. Yeah,it's on all four legs. The third
beast it's like the thing that's inEmpire strikes back. It's like the first
beast that that Luke has to fight. It like captures him and he's like
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hanging upside down, you know whatI'm talking about. It has horns,
it stands up on two legs.It's very furry, like the way he
escapes it and Empire strikes back.He's like hanging upside down by his legs
and he has to force grabbed hislightsaber. Oh oh oh, So on
Cobo, I forget the name ofit, but on Cobo they're they're those
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beasts. So on Cobo there islike one little area where you have to
fight all three of them at once. It's fucking terrible. It's done there
yet looking forward to it. Oh, just make sure you're well leveled up
by the time you get there.But no, there was a bug when
I got there, and the beastthat that has the horns, the hardest
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one of all three, just frozein one spot. And we'll call it
Yeddi. I'm pretty sure it's theEddy, like I'm pretty sure like install
Star Wars Scanning is it's it's ayiddi of some sorts. Anyway, it
froze in some spot and I wasable to take out the two other monsters,
and it just stayed there and wouldn'tmove. And so once I was
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done with the other two, like, I was just like swiping my lightsaber
at this guy and it just wouldn'tgo anywhere. But every time I swiped
at it, it's health would godown, and I was like, okay,
great, like this is the hardestmonster, this is the hardest monster
of the three, Like this isa cheap wi but I'll take it.
So they're crazy like like bugs likethat, but it is what it is.
You gotta take those gotta take thosedubs. But yeah, man,
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and the cosmetics too. I wasn'tinto changing cosmetics in Fallen Order. I'm
not gonna lie. The only cosmeticsyou could do was what your lightsaber.
That's all you could do pretty muchit. Oh and you can change your
poncho. Maybe, no, youcould definitely change there's a few. I
definitely remember changing the poncho. Ithink that's that's something like I'll agree with
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you there. That's something I spentlike most of my time doing is just
customization, which is great, LikeI always love like customizing my characters.
I think the funniest customization bit theyshould never given as customization. You know
why because I know where you're going. The only reason why they shouldn't have
given this customization is because of Idon't know if this is us as fans.
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I don't know if this is ourfault or if this is developer's fault.
But you can customize hair, andyou can customize like facial hair,
and so some folks out there,I mean, this is for sure the
developer's fault. But developers put ina hair cut called a mullet, and
then yeah, looking like THEO Van, and then you can also customize your
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facial hair. So one of themustaches that the developers decided to put in
is like a handlebar mustache, andso everyone's going for the fucking mullet with
a handlebar must like mustache combo.You have no idea how many memes I've
seen online folks just like posting apicture of calcusss like zoomed in on his
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face with this atrocious combo with thewith the handemar mustache and the fucking mullet,
and they caption it with they wantto take our last sabers away like
government labs. And it's like shootingdroids in the face with his blaster,
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just the most. Why you guysgotta do this? Why did you guys
give us customization. It's a curse. It's a curse and it's also hilarious
at the same time. But it'sthe Internet's fault. Internet, go ahead,
what else he got honestly, Istill gotta keep playing through it.
But I think the worlds that,like, at least where I am I'm
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at in the story, there's alot more to explore in, like,
oh yes, a lot more todo in like the first technically three planets
that you can go to, wellfour technically four planets that you can go
do. I like it a lot, and I mean it's kind of the
same thing, like there's a lotof block paths where you got to keep
progressing the story to learn another forcemove to go back and break those block
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paths, but it doesn't feel asrestrictive. It's definitely more open than Fallen
Order. No, that was onmy wish list. That was definitely on
my wish list, Like two thingson my wish list. They've done it.
No, that that's definitely a plusfor me too, because I feel
like the most open world quote unquoteopen world planet and Fallen Order. I
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forget the name, but it's wherewhere Master Cordova was. There was like
that main Jedi temple on that oneplanet. It was very peaceful. It
was like a green planet. Idon't know if you remember what it is.
That was probably the most open worldbit of Fallen Order, and I
think the most open world plant thatyou can explore and survivor is actually,
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like, it's Cobo. Cobo ishuge. You can do an insane amount
on Cobo. You still got fiftysixty done? Yeah? No for me,
well for me, I'm I'm alittle further in this story. But
like, I was insanely disappointed whenI saw that I had discovered ninety one
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percent of Cobo, and I'm like, what do you mean ninety percent?
But no, like Cobo is,it's it's giant. And not only that,
but I don't know if you cando this yet, Aaron. It's
not that much of a spoiler.But you can. You can write Mounts.
Yeah, I'm there. Yeah,you can eat and write them ount
Yeah, Okay, writing Mounts isa huge plus, just getting placed a
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place. I don't know if iffast travel was a thing in Fallen Order,
but I definitely like the fast traveloption. I mean, the shops
weren't really a thing, that's true. I don't don't think they were at
all, which I really like.If that just goes more on the plus
side of customization. The whole customizationbit is insane for me, But mostly
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because like I think I read somethingsomewhere where, like if you're just to
play the story straight through without likestopping or anything like that, I think
I think it's like maybe like twentyfive thirty hours of story. I think
I saw somewhere that I had putin I think about forty five hours,
and I'm not done with the storyyet. Like I've just been running around
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and I'm willing to say that,like I five to ten of those hours
is literally just me customizing. Igive it a solid like three to four
for me. Maybe. Yeah.No, Like I'm constantly like changing out
my fits, Like I always gotto make sure my lightsabers are looking right.
It look good, play good,Yeah, look good, play good.
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You know, I always got tochange up the It depends on the
mood too, especially where Actually I'mnot going to go there, that's a
spoiler. Yeah. No, Idefinitely change all my outfits and change up
how my lightsaber looks depending on wherecal is. Mentally, I always got
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it's like some role immersion. That'san immersion. It's like got it got
to get into the mindset of thecharacter. Last role play. I like
it, and I've been sending youpicks of like every time I changed my
lightsaber and and what my character lookslike right now, Aaron, if you
remember or if you want to strollthrough the picks I've been sending you guys
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like you can make whatever interpretations youwant. Pretty beat up there, Survivor
is awesome. I'm really enjoying it. Aside from the from the really bad
bugs, It's it's awesome. Ithink I think the story is it's rock
solid. I'm really curious to seehow it how it all wraps up.
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I mean there, it's not likeit's like putting out like so many insane
threads. That's another piece of thepuzzle. Yeah, it's another piece of
the like the puzzle like post Orderssixty six, And it's just like the
way where they go with it,like have you meta Dagon Garat yet fucked
him up? Oh? You fuckedhim up? Okay, goods up?
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That's what I That's something that Ithink is really interesting about this is that
they like this is post Orders sixtysix and they decided to rope in somebody
from the High Republic and see likejust blending those two eras is and he
just converted a crystal in front ofour faces. That was nuts. It
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wasn't even any anything to him.It's like like nope. But at the
same time, though, like Iwill say about his character, he was
already like kind of like a darkside guy. Yeah, prior to being
put into the backs of tank.You know, he's all pale and like
da I mean like just his hisphysical caret characteristics. You're like, he's
probably a bad guy. I can'treally trust this guy. Dagon's cool.
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I definitely like just like you know, following a part of the story and
uh, what's name Centauri Cree alljust the High Republic stuff is super interesting.
The droid too, oh yeah zeor something like that. All that
is like super interesting to me.Like I said, it's it's just an
era that you and I don't reallyknow about unless, like you know,
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we read I'm curious if either ofthese characters, what is it? Like
these are like three or four HighRepublic characters are in the High Republic comic
books, you know, because they'reDagon is. Yeah, because there's tons
of like High Republic stuff that wecould read out there and then we're gonna
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get to the comics. But they'renot coming out of the fucking sleeves.
I know there's and then we're gonnaget the Acolyte, which is like,
uh, what the end of theHigh Republic. I'm pretty sure that the
era of the pre Phantom Menace,like right before Phantom Menace. Yeah,
Callen Maron. We need more,we need more Night Sister content and Star
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Wars Survivors. So far out offive, I'm gonna give it. I'm
gonna give it a four to fiveand it'll probably end at four to five
also because like, I'm really enjoyingthe story. We'll enjoin the combat,
but the bugs really take me outof it. Was gonna I was gonna
do my reading barring the bugs,barring the bugs. Yeah, okay,
So what's yours? Four three fourthree three Yeah, more and more.
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I'm like closer to the IGN score, like nine out of ten like mine.
If you confer like four five,it's like eight out of ten.
But I'm like, yeah, no, I mean, okay, I know
you're not as feign to Survivor asI am, but I personally don't have
much else to say about Survivor.I'll probably have more to say once I
beat the game, but anything elsefrom you for a survivor, can't wait
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to finish it. It's gonna befun. It's gonna be fun. Once
I got all four stances, Iwas like, this time, you have
all of him now, yeah,okay. So there's a single double bladed
single with the blaster and then crossguard and that's it. Single doe wheeled,
double bladed crossguard blaster. What's yourfavorite? I haven't used single at
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all, honestly, I mean,double bladed is fucking sick man, Like,
yeah, it really is. Youcan do some It's almost like,
shit, you only want to dodouble bladed for like the the first like
third of the game. I'd saybig Stormtrooper packs like and honestly, like
the double bladed shit has the bestperry. It's pretty good. It's pretty
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good. But I may have beenlike a little too hasty on putting all
my shit into double bladed because nowI'm like, ah, fuck, now
I want to put some shit intothe cross guard. Now I want to
put some shit in fucking blaster,Like I want to put some shit in
the double wheeled man, Like,No, I know you can play the
whole game, and you can getenough talents to put pretty much everything into
everything. That's where I'm at rightnow. Like I didn't realize that like
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by the end you would be ableto do that, but for now,
Like for a while, I waslike really fucking with a cross guard,
Like I was telling you guys,like each time I learned a new a
new form, I was like,Yo, this is the best, and
I'm like, nah, this isthe best. But now, like my
favorite form is for sure just holdingtwo lightsabers. That shit is like once
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you like upgrade it all the wayand you have like more confidence in like
timing and like uh like timing blocksor like timing blaster shots. Dude,
holding two lightsabers is fucking unstoppable.It's the way to go. Yeah,
And I feel like I feel likeit's built that way too, Like they
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want you to like have that oneas your main guy, you know.
I love holding two lightsabers. It'sit's so sick. And also I'll throw
this out there, not like I'vebeen there yet, but I got a
buddy, I hear. New GamePlus is pretty sick fucking good here,
It's pretty good. I don't thinkI really experienced New Game Plus on Fallen
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Order, but I'll probably probably dipinto a little bit of that once get
all your fucking talent points at thestart, and every time you die,
all your cosmetics get randomized, andmobs that are at the start of the
game that shouldn't be there, andlike, yeah, yeah, it throws
it up for a mix. Ilove that. Anyways, that'll do it
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for Jennie for five or honestly,that'll do it for episode one twenty two.
So, folks, like I mentionedat the at the top of this
episode, it's probably gonna be lastpod at least with Aaron and I for
a little bit, at least untilAugust. So if y'all been listening,
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it's Friday, it's the nineteenth,it's May nineteenth. You haven't put out
an episode in the month at thispoint. This is like one of the
few episodes that that I think I'mplanning on dropping him all within one week.
So once you hear this, wewould have like we wouldn't have record
it for a little bit. It'slike a little uh, a little like
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a little time time thing. Butanyways, a little fourth echo exactly.
That's a good way to put it. Follow us on socials. Hope you
tune in when we start talking aboutAsoka until then made the Fourth with you.
We love all you guys, madethe folly you guys, you always
always'all be safe out there.Trust only in the force, dude.
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No, okay, that that shitlike that that opening from Fallen Order.
It's so it's so fucking good,it's so funny good. Anyways, thanks
folks, Catch you guys next time. Pace