Episode 13 Lassie, Birthdays and Korea

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
From the second grade classroom. I'm at the DJC Collectible Studio.
I'm Midwest professional wrestling legend, Gauge octaner, and now a
guy that won the Rex Mathis Elementary School Connect four
Championship four years in a row.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Kyle Peterson, Welcome everyone. Kyle here for episode number thirteen
of The Kyle Peterson Show. Lucky number thirteen or unlucky,
depending who you ask. Let's ask. I was just gonna say,
is that number lucky? You're unlucky? And let's ask my wife, Angie,
the co host of The Kyle Peterson Show. Angie, how

(00:39):
are you doing? I'm good? Oh how are you? How
are you? The first time I've seen you today You've
been on a shopping spree here, but I am glad
you could show up as a farmer for episode number
thirteen of The Kyle Peterson Show. Farmer Angie is here
in the house. I am here for it, and she's
here to celebrate my birthday. I said, you know, Angie,

(01:00):
what do you get me for my birthday? She said,
I got this little farmer outfit is just gonna knock
your socks off and a few other things. And here
we are today, Angie. Yeah, you're doing good. You're doing
real good. Yeah. Oh all she wants a birthday kiss.
Oh look at that. People just tuning off on this
one right here. But it is, of course my birthday.

(01:21):
Of course, we're celebrating all things Kyle here on my
birthday week of the podcast, of course, June twenty fifth.
If you're watching this the day it drops, it is
June twenty fourth, a special birthday for me, of course,
as it is my eighty fourth birthday. Yes, we just
recently found that out, So it's gonna be some good celebrating, Angie.
But good, you're still alive. It's good to still be alive.

(01:41):
And I look good for eighty four. I hear that
all the time, Kyle, you look good for being in
your gradies. But you know, I do, I do. I
get it. But Angie, we got a lot to dive
into here on this episode here, and first thing we're
gonna dive into is these overalls here is I look
at this and I think of a young John Provost. Yes,
John provosts. You know John Provost. Oh, well, you're gonna
get a lesson in John Provost history. And somebody out

(02:03):
there is like I know who John Provost is, and
it's probably my dad. If he's watching this at all,
he knows about John Provost. He also knows about Hugh
Riley and of course won June Lockhart is. This reminds
me of Lassie. You guys ever watched Lassie back in
the day? Oh? Some good TV? Watching whatever? Was a
little kid. When I was a little kid, I watched
a lot of sitcoms, a lot of old sitcoms. Of course,

(02:26):
growing up in the eighties and nineties, all that fifties, sixties,
even seventies, stuff like The Brady Bunch was on rotation
all the time, and every day I watched me Some
last year, I watched me some Leave It to Beaver,
I watched me some Brady Bunch. I watched Mister Ed,
I watched More King MINDI, I watched Taxi. I watched
all this stuff. I watched so many sitcoms over and over.
While kids were watching movies like you were probably watching

(02:47):
movies like Back to the Future and going down to
the riding your bike down to the movie store and
renting movies and stuff. I was transfixed watching wrestling, of course,
but I was also watching cartoons and old sitcoms. I
didn't have time for the Back to Futures. I didn't
have time for the Karate Kid. But I had time
for sitcoms and TV shows, especially classic ones like a
Lassie and I absolutely loved Lassie with John Provost. And

(03:09):
this is just I don't know what this says about
me that this gives me John Provost vibes like Kyle,
you really liked that John Provost. But he was a
great kid out there. But Lastie, I don't know. Last
see I don't know about border collies. Border collies, maybe
not for me. How many times did Lassie go missing?
Lassie hardly ever went missing. John Provost went missing, of course,
the old joke Timmy fell down the well, he got

(03:30):
lost in a cornfield, he fell off the cliff. There
was that one episode they were on, like the Mountain
and stuff. There was so many classic episodes. And now
looking back all these years, there man, that kid got
in a lot of trouble for living out in the country.
There were a lot of stuff. There was a snake,
there was other dogs. There would be like a wolf
for a fox or some kind of hound out there
after him and Lassie would protect him and Lastie, of
course salt in the Earth, but not a huge border

(03:52):
Collie fan. I think it was a border Collie, right, Lassie,
I think so dug your sisters. Maybe no, she's got
the Shetland Maybe. I don't know. I don't know, but
I know Lassie a great dog, of course, a great show.
Loved it. Juwe Lockhart, oh, great mother and stuff. And
then there was a lot of other Lassies that went
on after that. Just once Lastie got to color, they

(04:12):
totally lost me. I didn't like any of these other seasons.
If it's always John Provost or bust, that's what it is.
If there's no John provosts, there's no Lassie for me.
And you don't know what anything I'm talking about it all?
Do you never want at the little boy? Timmy blonde hair?
Of course? I love the dad. Was his name like
Paul Paul or Hugh Paul Martin. Paul Martin was the name.
I'm sure you knew that you were gonna correct me,

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But Paul Martin, I believe was the Martin family, Timmy
Martin and stuff. I could go lastly all day. It's
just gotta go through that metal roll decks a little
bit but we don't get me started on leave it
to Beaver. I can go on for days. But now
they're speaking about Lassie. I don't know, you're not gonna
remember this. Angie never remembers anything. But like a few
years ago, we started I don't know, one of the

(04:56):
streaming services, YouTube TV, whatever it may have been. They
there was one of those religious channels, and those religious
channels are fun. Not to knock your religion. I'm gonna
knock your religion a little bit here, but there's a
lot of those crazy religious channels. Our good friend Jim Baker,
of course we've talked about him on the on the show,
or maybe we haven't done that yet, but we'll talk
Jim Baker one of these days. He's got one where
he's like selling buckets of food for the apocalypse and

(05:18):
trying to get money. But long story short, there's a
lot these religious channels, and there was this one religious
channel that started showing reruns a Lassie. And I never
got to see reruns a Lassie anymore. So I was
all into it. I was all into it. I got
the DVR set or whatever they recorded all the time
watching all these episode Lassie. But like after episode twenty four.
It started again, and I was like, oh my gosh,
they messed up. They went to episode twenty four. I

(05:40):
wanted to see it all the way through, you know
how I do. I like to see it to the finish,
don't I, Angie. I never stopped till it's finished, that's
for sure. And it started like twenty four to twenty
two or something. It started again. I was like, oh man,
all right, well I'm gonna watch him again. And that's
what I did. So I watched him again, and then
it got that same episode. I'm like, ah, here we go.
Now we're back in action. What do you think happened?
Went back to the beginning once again. So I don't know.

(06:02):
Hard times with Lassie and I just went six minutes
off total off topic of this show. Here's total off topic.
You were like in your own like groundhog Day. I
was a little bit, but shout out to John Provost.
I gotta assume he's still alive. He's about my dad's age,
I think. But oh, Timmy, there was never a better
Timmy if you asked me. So, shout out to John Provost,
of course, and shout out to the Undertaker. Angie, you

(06:22):
know the Undertaker. Yeah, oh, the Undertaker. The Undertaker's got
a podcast. Did you know this? Uh, it's called like
six Feet Under or something. I've never watched it. I'm
sure it's a great podcast. I'm sure it's riveting. But
there was a big plot twist this week where I
guess they kicked off his former co host and now
his wife is his co host. I feel like there's
some infringement going on here. I am sure. I am

(06:44):
positive the Undertaker has seen this show and said, you
know what, it's working for them. It's working for them.
I saw they were ranked like one hundred and fifty
first podcast in the world a few weeks ago. I
better jump in there. I think that's what they said.
But I got my eyes on you, Undertaker. I got
my eyes on you know. I prefer the under Biker
and stay tuned to an Underbiker review on my YouTube
channel here very shortly, if not already, probably by the

(07:05):
time you're watching this, you're watching this is probably already up.
Shout for the Undertaker, Shout for the Undertaker's I am
all worked up. But we did last night go to
Daniel Tosh. We did. We journeyed over to Omaha, Nebraska,
beautiful this time you're let me tell you, let me
tell you. Crossed that Missouri River and you know you're
in Omaha. Oh, just a land of greatness. Road construction,

(07:28):
all kinds of crazy stuff we found. Uh, you're kind
of running low on time. We were going to go
to the spaghetti works all we needed some spaghetti and
I knew they had chicken liver, so I was in
for it, but didn't make it there, and we ended
up going to Mexican place. Forget the name of the place.
You remember it, you want to plug them.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Mexican mexicalis Mexicli's or something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
And I got the macho tacos, of course, me being
the macho man I am. It was a big spicy
julapeno in the middle, and then it had you know,
chicken and beans and things authentic. It was good. It
was good. It was right across the street from the
Orf where we saw Daniel Tosh and it was pretty good.
You know, I don't go to a lot of comedy shows.
I've been to a handful. Angie's been to a handful

(08:06):
as well, and he says, why do I gotta go?
When I get you all day long. Rant and Raven
hootin and hollering as well. It's all going down around here.
But Angie, we went over there to the Daniel Toash
show and it was pretty good. It was a let's see.
It started at what seven was the door seven thirty,
the opener went on, and then he went on about
a little.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Before I think the opener started wroight up like seven
oh five.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, maybe that was right. It was done
right by seven thirty, and then he immediately came out.
There was no there was no intermission. It's not like
those bands. That's why I said, it's like gosh So
used to concerts where you got a fifteen to twenty
minute drop in between. This was just bam, let's get
to it. And then Daniel Tosh came out on fire,
working his way through his set went about an hour
and a half, which I was surprised. I was thinking
it'd be about an hour. Went about an hour and

(08:47):
a half. He's like, we're going to an extra half
hour tonight. He was so fired up. I guess. I
don't know. I don't know if that was true though.
I think he was just saying that it's kind of
like the encore where oh, if you keep clapping, they're
coming back out. I think he was just doing that
either way, but he does it really good and how
he works. He came for the College World Series. His
family all wanted to go to that, so he's like, okay,
I'll schedule a show there. And of course he uses

(09:09):
his tax right off all that kind of stuff. And
I said, Angie was going to have like at least
two maybe three hearty belly laughs at it, and did
you have how many? Probably how many? I can call
how many? Even before it's like I'm clairvoyant a little bit.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
I got a lot of them at the end too,
because he was getting funny.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
He was getting funny. There was the good joke was
about like his house burning down. His house didn't burn
down in this wildfire, as it was the last one,
and he made the joke like you know, everybody's just oh,
feels so bad, and he said he said his neighbors
said to him, like, oh, what are you going to
do that your house is burned down? He said, well, mo, money,
more problems. That's what I'm playing. But he said, well,

(09:45):
I guess I'll go to Cobbo for a couple of
weeks and then probably go to my other house. That's
what I'll probably end up doing.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
So he was basically getting that if whoever said more money,
more problems didn't have very much money.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, because he said, you know, they always say, oh
my gosh, you know, it's great to be rich, and
people say more money, more problems. He said, that's not true.
That's not true. It's great to have a ton of money.
You get a lot of freedom, you do whatever you want,
all that kind of song and dance, which is true.
And I've always kind of said that. People say, oh,
you know, if you're a millionaire, you'd have a lot
of problems. But I'd have problems, but I'd be a

(10:15):
millionaire with different problems. It wouldn't be that bad of
a gig. I don't think. I think we'd all take it.
But at the end of the day, it's really hard
because you know, say you have five thousand dollars in
the bank, that is rich to someone. Say you have
one hundred thousand in the bank that's rich to somebody,
or not rich on the opposite into that. So it's
all really relative. You just got to enjoy your life.
No matter what you're doing there, it's what you got

(10:36):
to do right. Live life to the fullest is what
Angie said, and she went on a shopping spree to
do that today. So living life to her fullest good
for her.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Finally, speaking of banks, that was funny when he said
when he goes to an ATM, he always puts that
he wants to receive, but he doesn't take it so
that the person next comes up and they're like, what
the hell?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
And then he said and then they said, yeah, he said,
He's like, sometimes I even just leave the funny I
think too, he leaves the twenty, just put the extra
stamp on it, and that's funny. That was pretty funny
because I've done that before. I remember in college one
time going to the ATM to get my last twenty
out to get a euro at the euro stand after
the bars, and I remember just seeing somebody like eight

(11:17):
thousand dollars in the bank and they're checking out, like
are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? So that
was kind of funny too. I thought I found that
to be very funny. So there it is. But yeah,
we went tash show. That was good and we're celebrating
my birthday. Of course this week here it is tomorrow,
the twenty fifth, so you know, hold your applause, hold
your birthday wishes, of course, but another trip around the sun.

(11:37):
As I've been saying the last couple of weeks, it's
my birthday month. Yes it's Yojoe June, but it's also
my birthday month. Like to celebrate because I feel like
most of the year is not about me, but that
one day could be my day. It's my special day
and it doesn't get as special as when you get
older there, but at least internally, you're like, all right,
I should be celebrated on this day. There should be
signs and banners, and somebody should rent an airplane with

(12:00):
one of those banners. Off the back end of that,
I would love to see something like that for my birthday.
So maybe future tips, just dropping hints for the future
for Angie there, so we'll see. But Angie, we also
tried some garage beer recently. We should cheap plug garage beer.
We tried that. We got some and give it a try,
and we posted on social media's garage beer. Following us
on social media garage beer, they even commented on there

(12:21):
that they're a huge fan of the channel. So shout
out to Garage Beer out there, and shout out to
Angie and our wet T shirt contest. It was wild.
You came in first places as normal, always coming in
first place, Old Angie. Shout out to Angie right there.
So I don't know where this went to the beginning
of this episode here, but we know we got said.
I've been talking for eighteen of it at least, if

(12:43):
not nineteen, maybe all twenty, who knows, But Angie, we
got segments to dive into here, and we're gonna start
off hot. We're going to a deeper diving. We're diving
into some conspiracies. All right, Angie, it's time to go deeper,
into a deeper dive. And you've really come to really

(13:03):
like it deep you really have. It's just to get
the angle. It's just your new thing. It's your new thing.
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(13:24):
Angie her phone number is five hit me up at
Kyle Peterson Show at gmail dot com. But Angie, now
it's time to go deeper into a deeper dive. And
the word on everybody's lips this week is conspiracy, and
I talked about it in a special video on my
YouTube channel. You ever checked out that YouTube channel? Yeah,
you've got to subscribe to that thing. We're dangerously close
to like fifty two thousand subscribers. It's gonna be a

(13:46):
big one for sure, well on our way to one
hundred thousand. Hopefully, hopefully by the time I'm still around.
We'll see what happens there. But Angie, we talked about
the Powertown conspiracy. I know that's been riveting information at
you as well. You are deep into that and sleepover
as you are. You love Powertown though some of your
favorite figures, right you said, I have no idea what
you're even talking about, and that's the way I like it,

(14:07):
of course. But Powertown Conspiracy and the major podcast of
this week had some fun with an asine. You saw
that they did a little short reel whatever you want
to call it, social media post where they were watching
my video where I said, they don't watch all the
videos on the channel, and I guess here's the challenge
to them. Are you watching this video right now? Anybody
from the major pod? You better comment down below. But
I was basically referencing they don't watch all my videos.

(14:29):
Maybe they dabble, they do that. They just happen to
have that workout. I see what you did there, but
I appreciate it. I appreciate those guys. We made butt
heads a time or two on some things, but at
the end of the day, I think we respect each other.
I'm sure by proxy they respect you as well. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You met Matt when he was over here. I guess
Matt Cardona. So. But we're talking conspiracies and they're saying, oh,

(14:50):
it's just not the right word for powertown and conspiracy.
I should look it up on my phone. But it's
something like, you know, there's murder, intrigue, you know, conspiracy, right,
you've heard of it now, maybe the powertown Shenanigans. And
if you don't know what I'm talking about, check out
my videos on powertown Shenanigan's a plenty, broken figures, lost figures,
make good coins, free figures, no email responses, emails every

(15:15):
single day when they want your money. A lot of
things going on, name changes of companies going from relatively
worldwide to Powertown to Boomerang. Now there's a company called
the Wrestling collector something like that that is selling discounted
Powertown stuff. And if you follow the money, you follow
it to the bottom, it shows that these are shipping

(15:35):
out of the exact same place all Powertown stuff shipped from.
So is this their storefront? Is this going on here?
Who knows what's going on? But I think it truly
is a conspiracy. People are like, well, what's the conspiracy.
I think the conspiracy is there's a lot of things
going on behind the scenes that nobody knows about, Like
most businesses, of course do. I feel we'll get the figures.
I think we'll get the figures eventually. I think we will.

(15:58):
But I think there's a lot of shin and there's
a lot of stuff that I've been told off the
record that I can't say. There's shenanigans, and maybe somebody
else will blow the cover off it all. If I
could just get my friend Jesse Ventura, he's so tied
up with Saturday Night's main events these days, it's hard
to get a hold of him. But there's a lot
of stuff going around, and if you follow the money,
you do a little sniffing around name changes like that.

(16:19):
Why do companies change their name? You know they've built
some equity in the powertown name, or maybe they didn't,
and they're trying to scoot away from that for other investors,
trying to get investors, maybe hiding bankruptcies. I'm just throwing
this all off the record right here. But there is
conspiracies in the background. There's shenanigans going around, Robin Peter
to pay Paul Robbin us taking our money to fund

(16:41):
other things that couldn't quite fund. There's things going around.
That's the conspiracy of at all. There's no murder, there's
no killings or anything. There's no dead bodies. However, however,
if I do wind up dead, you guys know where
to look. You know where to look. Not her. She
has nothing to do with this, so please don't kill Angie.
We need her. She's our here Farmer Angie and the
Dell of course, but there's a lot going on, so conspiracy,

(17:05):
I get it. Where people are like and most people say,
and there was one guy I kind of argued with
in the comments of the major pod thing, and I
was like, I just got to give up because he's
like he admitted he never watched my channel, didn't watch
any of the Powertown stuff, but was commenting on I'm like,
you're literally commenting what I said and saying I didn't
say it. I'm like, did you watch the video? No,
I don't need to. I think you really need to

(17:26):
watch the video, like and it just drives you nuts,
and you always think about that because I'll never forget, like,
you know, watching news sometimes sometimes you know, like maybe
my business was in the news or a business I'm
affiliated with, and I know the inside scoop, and you
see the reporting on the news, and you're like, that
is not true at all. There's no truth to that.
They didn't get the whole side of the story. I
remember Chris ben Wah when he died, Oh, my favorite

(17:47):
wrestler at the time. Of course, it's just that just
seems like something that would happen to me. And even
worse off, we're talking my birthday, and we're going to
talk about my birthday. We got an all timer of
a story later on. But Chris ben Wah did his
deed on my birthday, of course, of all days. Yes,
I'll never forget seeing the story pulling into my parents'
driveway for my birthday party. So anyways, but I remember

(18:08):
some of the reporting around the Crispin wat stuff. I
was like, they don't even know what they're talking about.
They have no clue what they're talking about, like talking
about wrestling, and he was a champion, like he was
at one time, but they said he was like the
current champion, So you got to take it with a
grain of salt. Some people say fake news out there,
and there's a lot of fake news on both sides
of the fence, all across the board. That's why you
stick to channels like mine for the straight shooting on

(18:28):
the news. That's what you do. The toy news. I'll
tell it like I see it, you know how I
do over here. But conspiracy may be a stretch, but
not really if you think about it. There's a lot
of shenanigans going on in the background of this thing.
But it makes me think of other great conspiracies. And now, Angie,
I'm testing Angie's memory. We always say she doesn't have
the best memory, But do you remember Jesse Ventura's conspiracy

(18:49):
theory TV show on True TV Once upon a Time. Yeah,
absolutely the greatest show of all time. Absolutely. I was riveted.
I was so excited each and every week to see
the new episode. What Jesse was up to, what he
was diving into with his crack team, just absolutely amazing.
I remember the whole COVID thing he was talking about.
Way before COVID happened. There was a lot of crazy
stuff and a lot of those episodes got like whitewashed, disappeared,

(19:12):
like they took them off TV. They're not streaming anywhere,
like the government got involved. There's a lot of shenanigans there,
I say conspiracies around that show as well. But Jesse
the body of Ventura. He's ready for pain, he's ready
for everything. He's ready to go. He is the man.
I wish he would run for president. I'd vote for
Jesse and a heartbeat. I don't care what his platform is.
He gets my vote absolutely immediately. But angew what conspiracies

(19:33):
do you like? What's your favorite conspiracy?

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Aliens?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh, the alien conspiracy. I love this conspiracy stuff. You know,
you got your big Foots, you got your aliens, you
got your Kennedy assassination. Are we ever going to find
the whole story on that one? That's Jesse's favorite conspiracy.
He loves that conspiracy. He's always diving into that one.
It's okay, I'll watch a show on it. But give
me the aliens, give me the cryptozoological creatures, give me

(19:59):
bearwo don't get me started on bearwol. If you remember
that story, Oh, I was so excited. I won't start,
won't start. But Antarctica. You know a lot of people
say there's like and I always love to envision this stuff.
I always love it. If you've heard about Antarctica, how
they say, like beyond the ice wall is like there's
dinosaurs running around. There's like probably like just distance, like
a warm climate, tropical all this stuff. That's why nobody

(20:22):
can go to Antarctica. They say, you know, you have
to get special permission and nobody owns it and all
this stuff, and they'll like shoot you down if you
try to get into Antarctica. It's a wild scene down there.
It's a wild scene. And I think predator versus aliens
started down there in Antarctica, So maybe that's what they're
worried about. I heard that might have been a true story.
I'm working on fact checking that Mark Summers downstairs right
now with my daughter's fact checking that one right there,

(20:43):
playing a game of homemade double there, I think is
what they're doing down there. But I always love the Antarctica.
I love to imagine that there was that one like
Uko Membe or something like that, that like Bronosaurus that
lives in Africa. I love that story too, and I
just imagine, like the wilds of Africa, there's nobody there.
There's like tribesmen that have never seen people in hundreds
of years, which I think that is done now. There's
only like one tribe left in the world that's never

(21:04):
seen like real people. But I love that kind of stuff.
I love the cryptids. I love the like werewolves out there.
Give me these beasts, give me these hounds, give me
the aliens, give me all that kind of stuff. That's
my wheelhouse for conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
What was that one rich kid that went to like
a tribal, Yeah, a.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Rockefeller Rockfeller kid, he like went down and then there
was that whole tale about him. There was like a
picture from some documentary and it looked like, you know,
some white guy with all these natives and stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
And say he was like a light skin, yeah, and his.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Ding dong was hanging out for everybody to see down there.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Very obviously a white person, it.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Looked like it. But he was coming up short next
to all those tribesmen, that's for sure. In that picture.
If you saw that, not me down there, it'd be like, Oh,
this guy's from another planet. If they saw me, that's
for sure. But just wild that story too, because the
rock Feller, what are you doing? You got all the
way It goes back to the more money, more problems,
as they say, it goes back to that whole thing,
what are you doing? You got millions of dollars like

(21:59):
they like back then, the rock filler guy, he was
worth like ten billion dollars, which is like five bazillion
dollars now or something, and he's like, you know, I'm
just you know, I'm bored. I'm gonna go down. I'm
gonna go to like the Amazon, I'm gonna see what
this tribes up to. And the next thing, you know,
but yeah, next thing, you know, they put like a
bone through his nose and big hoop ear rings and

(22:21):
he's eating people who know. It's like cannibal holocaust or
something I think is what people wanted it to be.
And then that goes into another thing. I love, of course,
cannibal Holocaust. We watched that once upon a time. Didn't
you think you might have walked out it when they
started killing the real animals. You might say, yes, this
is too much for me, probably, but I was riveted,
of course. But why he goes down there? I mean
that's a big conspiracy too. What happened to him? What

(22:43):
happened to Amelia Earhart? Do we know? Oh, Amelia, Amelia Badelia.
They wrote a book story about her, and I remember
checking it out in the library and said, this is
a girl's book. I'm not for me. But what happened?
There's a lot of things that go on in this world,
and I don't know if all of them are true,
but I think they probably all are. I think every
single conspiracy out there is one hundred percent true. But
maybe not. But I do think wherever there's a conspiracy,

(23:05):
where there's smoke, there's some fire, there's a little something,
and it might be the water might get cut off
right away, you know, powertown might just say, hey, we
had mismanagement, we had a bunch of new employees. We
couldn't figure things out. We thought we knew what we
were doing. We didn't. They're not gonna say that to you,
I guess, So maybe that was what happened there. I
don't know, but.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I'm always surprised when like ships or planes, just like.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Oh, the Bermuda Triangle. That's a good story. I'm gonna
I'm gonna write that down right here. I write this
down a piece of paper for a story time Bermuda Triangle.
Do you remember when we were lost in the Bermuda
Triangle and you were like how many months pregnant at
the time, and everybody was praying for ourself or our

(23:50):
return home safe and sound. A prayer circle was started.
I think there was once started at work. Your mom
got one together. She went to the parishioners. Let's all
say a prayer together.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I was watching about that cruise ship that oh lost power,
like days and days and days and days, and I
forgot we have.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Our own story that it was the was the it's
given on Netflix or something. It wasn't like the diarrhea
ship or something.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
No, no, nothing fun.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
But yeah, Angie and I once upon a time lost
in the Bermuda Triangle, and I remember looking out there
at the storm and everything, looking out to the sea
as far as you can see. I said, here I am,
it's like an episode of Leonard Nimoy back in the
day in Search of I felt like I was in
an episode of In Search of I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this Bermuda Triangle mystery. Right now, I'm
stuck in the Bermuda Triangle. And our first one or

(24:42):
second one, I think that was the second cruise we
were on, and you were pregnant, right was when you
were pregnant on She's just pregnant so much it's hard
to keep trying.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
I was pregnant on the first one.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Okay, maybe i'd just been born, because we went exactly
like a year later.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
But yeah, it was a wild time out there, so
I say the least, maybe maybe we should save that
story for the anniversary this fall. But of course lost
on the Bring Me to Trial, well we know how
it ended. We made it out, of course. But the
prayer circle it powered us through, it brought it up,
it lifted us up. There was a prayer circle at
my work. Your mom had a prayer circle. It was amazing.
Oh the power up prayer, the power prayer. Just laughing.

(25:18):
You know, you get back to see back because now
they have Wi Fi and it's like ten years ago,
eleven years ago. They have like Wi Fi on the
ships now, so you can like check your email and stuff.
But it was nice. I turned all my stuff off,
but I remember turning my phone on and it about
blew up right there, my phone because I had like
ten thousand missed calls from work and stuff. And I
remember my phone was just like smoking. It was so hot.
I got so much stuff. But there was all, Oh,
I hope you make it. Save I hope you make it.

(25:40):
I'm like, what, okay, Well, thanks for thinking of me
out there. But that was a great conspiracy too. I
don't know I about conspiracy on that one, but a
lot of good ones out there. I would love to
deep dive into some of these and you know, talk
to some alien experts. That's what I need. I need
some people like space music. I need space remember space music.
Numeber of space music, Jeff George, and I met him
at that Horror con and he had a table and

(26:02):
he was full of spacemen. I need to get him
on this channel. I need to get him on here.
We needed to deep dive into him and his space music.
He wasn't selling any space music. People weren't buying it.
And then he did an emergency run to the bathroom.
It was wild, he was He had to go so bad. Yeah,
he had to go so bad. It was unbelievable, like
it was. It was seconds away from disaster exactly. And

(26:23):
then somebody cleaned out his table, I think is what happened.
So Angie, there's a little deeper dive. We really didn't
dive into anything. We just kind of talked a little
bit about something. You got a Harry you want to
get rid of there? Okay, all right, that works too,
So there it is. That is a deeper dive into
the world of conspiracies, kind of a little bit of
power town, just casual conversation. But now it's time for

(26:43):
some serious business. It's time for the figure of the week.
All right, Angie, time for Figure of the Week. Episode

(27:04):
thirteen of The Kyle Peterson Show. The Kyle and Angie
Shows what it should have named. But you never know,
Angie might leave in a moment's not. She might leave
before this episode's up. You never know. We got a
little Jason vorhis right here with a little figure here
to represent the thirteenth, which last week was Friday the thirteenth,
and nothing bad happened, No falls off ladders or anything
like that, no broken mirrors, anything like that. Circle it

(27:24):
was all coming full circle. Everybody loves coming, that's for sure.
But today we got a figure of the week and
we got a little guy that stole my heart and
never let go. I haven't had a little guy steal
my heart like this since Beetlejuice back in the nineties
from the Howard Stern Show. The guy steals my heart
every day. I know he does. He does, for sure,

(27:45):
But I got a special little guy that better not
steal your heart injury. He might end up in jail
like some of these teachers and stuff because he's a little,
I believe nine year old child. It's his first ever figure.
It is a micro brawler. It is the rizzler, always
gonna riz everydud up. You know, he's the panther dressed
in black, as we do know, but he is an
aw micro brawler. Sign me up all day long and

(28:06):
twice on Sunday. I love some Rizzler, just absolutely amazing.
I am a little bit saddened, though, because I feel
like his fifteen minutes is dangerously close. It's almost, you know,
two minutes to midnight, like a young Iron Maiden for him.
You don't see much of aj Big Justice in the Rizzler,
And I remember I told you about them first, and
like I'd known about him for months and I couldn't
believe you didn't know about the Costco guys. But you

(28:28):
know now you know, and Rizzler is kind of the
breakout star of the Costco guys. And Rizzler, of course
getting an action figure because of his time in aw
with one Orange Cassidy, so he's in his Orange Cassidy gear.
Almost makes me need an Orange Cassidy micro Brawler to
go with this one here. But I wonder in the
Bermuda triangle of Costco guys, where you got aj Big

(28:48):
Justice in the Rizzler. Here, if there's some squabbling, there's
some heat because the Rizzler has an action figure and
the other two do not have an action figure. I
don't know how that's going to go there, but I'm
here for the Rizzler looking good, a smaller figure. But
for what he lacks in height, he lacks in the
glass in his ass lack. And then in the back
here of course you got the Rizzler. Just risen him up,

(29:10):
risen all the girls up. And him and our daughter
Emma are about the same age, and she doesn't like him.
She doesn't think he's attractive at all. So I don't
think they're a match made in heaven like Il Macho
and Liz. But it does say back here the Rizzler
date of birth four, nineteen sixteen. He's one year younger,
almost exactly almost a year, so you know Rizzler likes

(29:31):
an older lady. I would love to welcome the Rizzler
into our home. I think him and I could have
a lot of fun. I'm sure, get your mind out
of the gutter from Staten Island, New York. Beautiful this
time year, is it? Sure? Sure? Okay? And this comes
from his appearance March ninth, twenty twenty five. So this
is a quick turnaround here on this micro brawler. I
am here for this, but I'm gonna get it out

(29:51):
of the package here. I'll probably keep this one inside
the package unless something changes. But you got to keep
him in. I love the Wrizzler and this could be
his only figure ever. I am hoping, Angie, at San
Diego Comic Con, which you're not going to this year,
but I am going to San Diego Comic Con. Me
and good friend of the Channel Jeff George, will be
out there. Come say hi to us. If you see
us around, you could fit in your pocket. A little

(30:11):
Wrizzler in your pocket never never hurt anybody. But I
am hopeful that we'll see maybe a Jazz Wars exclusive
of maybe the Costco guys. I think that would be
a slam Dunk San Diego Comic Con exclusive. We'll see
what ends up happening. But we got the Wrizzler right here.
He's given the rizz face, got the glasses on, got
the short hair, got the denim jacket. We're in that
Canadian taxedo is what he's got going on. Got the

(30:32):
orange Cassidy shirt as well. Micro Brawler down low just
looking good. I mean it's a figure, yes, but it
almost reminds you of an old school eraser from back
in the day. Mind you all those racers you'd have sports.
But if this is supposed to be a gene. It's
like blue. It's like a blue denim kind of thing,
like orange cassidy. You know orange cassidy. Yes, yeah, it's
freshly squeezed as we do know. So I like this

(30:56):
little Wrizzler figure. I think this is gonna be an
all timer. Dare I say it could be the action
figure of the year? Could it be? Probably not probably
not a top ten, but maybe best mini micro brawler
of the year. I think we can give it to
that one there. But figure of the week this week
is the man that's gonna rig you up. The old
Rizzler coming in extra hot. But now it's time for
Angie coming in extra hot. Take off those overalls. It's

(31:18):
time for try new foods because it might taste good.
Down the stan we got a taste good, all right, Angie,
It's time to try new foods because they might taste good.
And Angie's got something special for us this week, something

(31:39):
very timely, because if you're watching this on Tuesday, as
it drops two days later, the twenty six, we will
be at Wrigley Field. We will be enjoying some stray kids.
I almost said the other one, but stray kids at
Wrigley field. It's gonna be a K pop u dynamite
nights where it is, so I'm sure it's either gonna
be two hundred degrees outside or it's gonna be thunderstorm

(32:00):
all that kind of stuff, So one of the other
will probably happen. We're gonna hop on the train. It's
gonna be just dynamite as what. It might even be
smooth like butter possibly like a criminal undercover maybe or
is that a different band? Different different band? And I
did challenge the kids today. I said, I'm gonna put
together a K pop quiz, gonna be twenty questions. Whoever
guesses it correctly will win fifty thousand dollars fifty thousand

(32:21):
And they looked at me, was like thinking I'm serious
for a second and said, wait, where's that money coming from?
But they Emma was like, I don't know. I said, Emma,
sounds like you're thinking your sister's K pop knowledge is
ahead of yours. And she said, yeah, I think I
think it is. She's too scared. But Angie, what do
you got for us this week? What are we trying?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Some Korean narritos, Korean nartos?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
All right? What do they call it Aymont, Korean barbecue,
Korean barbecue, and it man, the Korean taste, not just
music taste. Now there's like I think we've talked about
on the channel, there's like four Korean chicken restaurants that
have opened in my area. There's a k pop music
store that's opened up. Now, we got these doritos Korean
flavors to out. It's just a society that's opening to
new things. And Angie, we were talking just recently when

(33:06):
we first met, you know, twenty years ago, something like that,
twenty twenty plus years ago. I guess at this point, Angie,
like a julapino is too spicy for Angie. And I
remember as a kid, oh my gosh, you made a
whole halapeno. It was just like crazy. Where now julapenos
aren't too far off from a cucumber for most people.
It's like hob andaro peppers and stuff. So taste change.

(33:27):
People change, and you've changed to like julapinos in your stuff.
So it's it's wild how that goes. And kids these
days are a lot more open to trying new crazy
things like that, where in my day, you know, it
was just a AsSalt of the ear stuff. I always
talking about my grandpa, my dad. You guys remember my dad,
you remember him. He's I'm trying to get him to
guest host while you're gone. In Philadelphia, we got Midwest

(33:49):
freshman wrestling legend Gay Jactane and they do a co host.
Trying to get my dad in here. I'm trying my hardest.
We'll see. He says, his dog's got really long toenails.
Am I boring you the big yawn out of Angie here?
But I'm trying to get my dad in here. But
my dad's dad, Grandpa Peterson here, ninety nine years old,
rocking in a free world like a young Neil Young.

(34:11):
Maybe I go film in with him, who knows. I
don't know if you could hear us. Still, that's the
problem is you gotta yell pretty loud. But I yell loud,
so maybe it'll work out. But he like has never
tried Mexican, never tried Chinese, never tried like anything. It's
like your bland, bland food. And that's just the way
he is. And that has changed with now Korean flavors.
Is he feels so foreign to people where a regular

(34:34):
nacho dorito to my Grandpa, Ooh, this is spicy, that's
what he would say.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
It's just the going out to eat thing it is,
I guess.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
So now we got a limited time here. We're gonna
try it and Angie, open it up, get a good whiff.
This smell like Korean's. Oh it smells just like my
friend Jay, and he is actually Korean. You know, Jay
smells just like him. I don't know if they bottle
his cologne or what is Korean. It looks like one

(35:01):
hundred and fifty calories, about eleven chips per serving, so
it's decent, I think. I don't know. Korean style are
officially flavored flaming hot. It expires July first orrid ageous.
So close to the expiration date on these, so I'm
guessing they're not selling too hot. But we'll see. We'll
see there it is looks like I want to get
a really red one. You gotta get a really spicy one,

(35:24):
all right, let's do it it all the way into Nope,
it's got It's got an interesting taste at first, and
then you taste a really powerful back end.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
It's biting me in the throat, and then it.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Comes back to taste like a regular dorito, but it
does have a good spice to it. So these are
definitely have a nice spice to them, for sure. Let
me try one more out of five is going to
be the judge.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
What is the flavoring that they put on, Like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
It's it's go Jing sauce or Gojang sauce or something,
or maybe a skin from a Korean I don't know.
At first, it's really good. You get this sweet yeah,
and it's got a back pick. It's got that corn
dorito taste we all know and love. I mean, it's
not bad. And like I always say, in these things,
companies like Nabisco or Mandalese, companies like Free do Lay,

(36:27):
they're always gonna put out new stuff like this and
get you to try it one time, and then if
you don't like it, oh well it's a limited edition.
They got the sale for that. They know you're gonna
buy your normal Lays, Ruffles, regular Doritos, Cheetos, all that
kind of stuff. So it's just a way to grow
their sales. It makes all the sense in the world.
And I really like these limited edition things. I hate
it when you really like one though, and then it's

(36:49):
disappeared forever. That's sad. I remember the strawberry milkshake Oreos
when those came out. I was very devastated when those
went away, but the only Oreo I ever really liked.
But yeah, these will be in and out, probably already
leaving the shelf, probably pretty soon. But an interesting So, Angie,
if you had to rate these out of five five stars?
What do you rate this? Two point five? We're kind

(37:11):
of in the same wheelhouse. I wanna try one more.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
They're good, It's just uh, I don't know what I get.
I get like more of like a Mexican flate. It's
like barbecue, and then it's spicy, Mexican spicy.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I taste a little Equadorian in this one. I don't
know about Mexican. It's got an Ecuadorian feel. Are you
saying they're all the same down there? What are we saying?
What are we saying down there? I'm gonna give this
a two out of five. We'll finish this bag, not
right now, I don't think. But I don't know if
I would buy them again either. I don't know. I
like the spice, I don't like the back end. You

(37:44):
won't build to buy it again. Yeah, I don't think
so either. But we did get another dorito, so we
might bring that out for next week too. So the
Korean flaming hot style barbecue doritos, we're gonna get a
two and a two point five out of five. We'll see.
We'll have to see what we can of the Stray
Kids concert as far as Korean music. Out of a five,
you know the kids five out a half? Are you thinking?

(38:06):
Are you got high hopes? She's got high hopes, She's
I know a lot of the music. You're gonna to death.
I think I'm thinking about bringing my iPad and editing
some videos somewhere. I'm just looking at bad phones. That's
an expensive ticket. I've paid like three hundred and some
dollars just to sit there with that number.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
It was the same price to get four tickets as three.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Oh yeah, I got so. I got him free. I
got him through the back door. Once again. That's weird.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
If you want an odd number of tickets, sometimes it
actually costs more to from resellers.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yep, well there it is. That's an interesting one. But Angie,
now we're doing something a little. I'm gonna try one more.
But Angie now we're doing something different in this episode.
We're gonna do an amalgamation, like when DC and Marvel
came together in the nineties and blew little Kyle's mind.
We're gonna do something a little different. We're gonna do
a story time slash tales from retail, and we're talking

(38:54):
Kyle's twenty first birthday. All right, Angie, it's time for

(39:16):
story time with Kyle slash tails from retail. As we
dive back and forth and interweave into this story here is,
of course, we're celebrating my birthday here today. Thanks for
all the birthday wishes. Of course, send your gifts to
the po box, and that's what I'll say. But Angie,
we're talking about my twenty first birthday, a very key
birthday in the grand scheme of things, as we do know,

(39:36):
very exciting. Eighteen and twenty one seemed to be the
landmark ones eighteen and would get a pack of smokes
and never did that. I never did that. I never
bought a pack of smokes in my life, never even
tried a cigarette of any kind or anything. Because I
told you, guys, my dad told me when I was
like six years old. He put his arm on me
and look me dead the eye for being six foot
eight and I was about two feet tall then I
think it's six. And he said, Kyle, you ever smoke,

(39:58):
I'll kill you. That's what he said this, I'll kill you.
And I've been scared ever since. It's a big guy,
you'll kill me. So I never did smoke. Pretty good,
huh yeah, pretty good. But today we're talking about my
twenty first birthday. Now what a time to be alive.
That one was right there. I was very excited to
buy alcohol legally for the first time ever in my life.
You know, you got your ID, you got your driver's license,

(40:19):
you know. And of course when I bought it. I
worked at a grocery store. You guys know, I started
the day I turned fourteen. Work in grocery never stopped.
I'm still in the business one way or the other.
As you guys do know. Just to run on the
show right now, Sealing deals in heels is what I
do all day long. I put my heels on, I
seal some deals. But you know it might be working
on millions of dollars of negotiations right now and stuff.

(40:41):
It's always tough to you negotiate like millions of dollars
for your company. But then you don't get that million dollars?
Can I get a percentage of that? I don't know.
A story for another day, but today we're talking about
twenty first birthday. Now, twenty first birthday. I was so
excited to buy alcohol. And what do you think the
first alcohol I ever bought? I think I told you
this before. I don't know if you'll remember. I did

(41:01):
buy a beer. So I said, Okay, I'm finally going
to try this beer. Because you know, i'd go to
parties and stuff for friends house stuff, they'd have beer.
I'm not really a beer drinker to this day. Really.
I mean, I'll try it, but I never have been
a guy where, man, I could go for a nice
cold beer right about now. I've never said that once.
I'm just not that guy. I just not. And when
I really drank heavily back in the day, what did
I drink? Jack Daniels. I was balling the jack all

(41:24):
night long. I was just quite the time. And she
loved to smell a jack makes me want to die.
Oh you loved it, you loved it. I'd give you
those whiskey kisses. You love those kisses. It's full of
on whiskey in your mouth. Hey, you want a shot,
and that's what I'd give you one you get a
one two punch in the shot department. That's what I
would do. But my first ever. You want to take
a guess of what beer I bought? Oh gosh, no, no,

(41:47):
And I don't even know if this beer is still around.
I guess you might know. You you prorouse that bought
the cheapest. No, no, it was, and there was a
reason I bought it, and I'll tell that story here.
It was a beer called Rolling Rock. Rolling Rock Is
that still around? Yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen it.
It's glass green like glass bottles like old school seven
up or Sprite or something like that. And I bought

(42:10):
Rolling Rock because a band we've talked about on this
podcast before album of the Week a couple of weeks
ago for the Was it tenth anniversary or was it
fifteenth anniversary? No, I don't even remember, but it was there,
maybe twenty Timeout Thunder, Yeah, yeah, it was the twentieth anniversary.
But the Sound of Urchin one of the great bands
back in the day, Angie. I had a lot of
friends over in the Sound of Urchin a lot of

(42:30):
time with them, but back then they were in all
the rolling rock TV commercials at the time, you remember
these at all. It was before we knew each other,
but I know I showed them to you later on
down the line, but they were in that and of
course I was a huge Wien fan. They were kind
of a band in the Wien universe, we'll call it.
And they were the rolling rock band in all the commercials.

(42:51):
I'm sure you can look them up on YouTube and stuff.
So I'm like, oh, I'm gonna support Sound of Urchin.
I'm gonna try this rolling rock It's gotta be the
greatest thing ever. So that's what I did, and I
remember I wore that day. Of course, I always had
to work all the time. That's the worst thing about grocery,
especially when I was a kid. Christmas Day was the
only time it was ever closed, the grocery store. I
was in there. I don't know how many times I
was working null seven o'clock on Christmas Eve or Thanksgiving

(43:13):
or whatever. It's a rough business, the grocery industry, let
me tell you. And it's even rough. I don't know
what's rougher working in the grocery business in the stores,
or being on the other side of it in the
offices and putting. I won't be into all that, but
it's a dangerous game. I don't know. It's not for
the faint of heart, that's for sure. That's why so
many of us die of heart attacks at an early age.
But Rolling Rock I wanted to get that. So I

(43:35):
clocked out of my shift or whatever I was done
for the day. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna buy my
first beer here, and I did. I got a six
pack of Rolling Rock. I was gonna beat my girlfriend
at the time, of course, not Angie. Unfortunately. I wish
you were my girlfriend at that time. I just figured
how wild it would have been on that twenty first,
But instead it was my girlfriend at the time. She
also worked at the grocery store too, and my buddy Scott,
you know Scott. Of course, we went back to my

(43:56):
parents' house because I lived at home with my parents
as I was in college at the time, So it
was like, I want to say, this is mebe my
sophomore year probably of college. I'm not it all gets
hazy in there, but I was in college. It was
freshman I don't know. Long story, I don't know where
I was. Maybe not, that wouldn't have been right either,
so I don't know. Anyways, I was in college or

(44:16):
I was finishing up my two years somewhere in that wheelhouse.
And I got all the way home and I was
pretty excited. You know, we were gonna have a birthday
party for me. My stepmom and dad. They had a
cake going on, they had some presents for me. You know,
my buddy Scott was there, My girlfriend who remained nameless
was there. She was there, and you know, we're just
doing our thing and stuff and getting ready for it.

(44:37):
And it was a couple hours after I clocked off work.
We were having this party. Get cleaned up, you get
all ready, everybody comes over, you're shooting the breeze and stuff.
And then of course that bat phone got ring. That
phone call came in, Pat Kyle, Kyle, we need you
back at the grocery store. And you know the thing is,
they don't care if it's your birthday or not. They
don't care. You should have said you were drunk. I
wasn't smart enough to think that. I hadn't even started

(44:59):
drinking it. I didn't even had the first one. You
canna do that later. But the problem is, and this
goes for work, and I wish I could take this
to heart more. I preach it all the time, but
I don't live it. I talk to talk, but I
don't walk the walk, Angie. But at the end of
the day, I dropped out of a heart attack. I
get hit by a bus. One day, they send out
an email announcement at work. Oh it's terrible, Kyle died.

(45:22):
Oh my gosh. Everybody share your memories, you know, in
lieu of flowers, send them to the Lemmy treat Foundation.
And guess what. The next day after that, they put
your job post up there and they move on. That's
what happens. I hate to think that way, because you
put so much blood, sweat and tears into your job.
You work seven days a week for one hundred years,
and then they give you a pocket watch on your

(45:42):
way out. You know, that's the whole story. You know,
Dusty Rhodes told us about it in the Hard Times promo.
But here I am getting ready to open presents, getting
ready to eat dinner. You blow out the cake and
all this stuff, the whole kitt kaboodle for your birthday,
and it's my special day once again, it's my twenty
first birthday. It's almost the most special day outside of
probably being born. Who knows, you know where this is going.
So the phone rings, and of course you're the manager. Now,

(46:04):
I was a very young department manager back in the
day of a frozen food department, and that's a story
for another day. But I was the frozen food manager.
And with that, of course you're in charge of the
island stuff. And this is back here in early two
thousands is when this would have been.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
And unfortunately I was thinking out, you're actually eighty, So
it's really like, yeah, that's right, the two thousand.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
When you got me, darn it. But the phone rang,
and it was work, and of course, Kyle, you're in
charge of this, you got to take care of it.
Now I'm guessing I'm assuming we know what happens when
you assume you know what happens, right, So, but back then,
at this time, the cases, the frozen cases, were a
different shebang than they probably are right now. Technology has

(46:51):
probably come a long way. But what would happen every
once in a while is there's fans on the bottom
of the cloth, you know, you think of your coffin
cases and then your cases and stuff. The doors are shut,
keeping everything frozen in the frozen aile makes all the sense.
But occasionally those things would the fans would stop working
because ice billed up would be down there and it
would stop all the fans and it would be all

(47:11):
iced over the whole bottom of the case. If you've
ever worked retail, maybe you were familiar with this. Maybe
you've had to done this or done this sometime in
your life. But unfortunately, the freezers go down, the alarms
go off, and guess what, your five asles of frozen
food are no longer being frozen. So somebody's got to
fix this right away. And you know it's six o'clock
at night something like that. You'read for dinner, KYLEI, you

(47:32):
got to get in here and take care of these freezers,
because of course nobody else is going to do that.
You know, a part timer, they're not going to answer
the phone. A full timer, I clocked out for the day.
I'm not doing it. Well. The manager who's salary, who
they take advantage of, he's got to go and do it.
And of course, those freezer cases, as much as they
should didn't know it was my twenty first birthday. So
I had to tell my parents, I had to tell

(47:54):
my girlfriend, I had to tell my buddy. Guys, sorry
about this, but I gotta leave. I gotta go to work.
It sucks so bad. I missed my birthday, missed all that,
didn't get enjoy that rolling rock. I ended up going
back to the work, of course, and I want to
say it took me like three hours. So what you'd
have to do is there was this big industrial hose.
I felt like a fireman, and I'd be taking that
thing out. I'd be weaving it through the store in

(48:15):
the back one you'd turn it onto the hot water
and you'd sit there with the spray nozzle. You'd go
in the door and you'd sit there and spray and
melt all that ice. And what happens to all that ice.
There's a little drain that always got overpowered. So you'd
have mop buckets ready to go, and I would ice
the whole door, and then i'd have to sit there
and mop it, and then i'd squeeze it in there,
and then you'd have to take the whole thing and
dump it down the drain, and then you got door

(48:37):
after door after door where you'd have to do this.
It was absolutely horrible and I was cursing my life
the whole time. And the worst thing about this grosser
store at the time you had to wear a dress shirt,
dress pants, dress shoes, and a tie. I'd have to
wear a tie every single day. So I'm accustomed to
wearing ties and stuff like that. It's not the biggest deal.
But I remember just thinking, I am just covered in

(48:57):
water and dirt and grime and ice. It's my twenty
first birthday and I'm having to do all this in
a tie and a dress shirt. I'm like, what is
wrong with this? Why couldn't I just wear sneakers and
some sweatpants and so anyways, I spent my whole night
there on my twenty first birthday, and then they were
doing the whole classic thing at the grocery store. Happy Birthday, Kyle,
you know, playing it over the intercom every checker would

(49:18):
get there. Because I was there during the day, they
would do that. But then the night cruise there, Oh,
poor Kyle working on his birthday. Happy Birthday Kyle. Trying
to make me feel better. Just I wanted to put
like the hose in my face and just drown myself
right there in the aisle, just ruined my twenty first birthday.
But that's not the end of the story. There was
some excitement that night, Angie, and I've told you this
story yours. I don't remember your story. You don't remember

(49:41):
any of this. It probably as well. But that night
there was a lawn and garden center. Of course, it
is June, it is summertime. Most grocery stores think of it.
You've probably seen one has like a lawn and garden
center out in the parking lot stuff, and you know
they're selling bushes and fertilizer all that kind of stuff. Well,
all of a sudden, the call came in. Like I
forget what the code used to be. It was like

(50:02):
red alert or blue alert or there was some undercover
code they would do over the intercom and then they'd
say where it was supposed to be, so it'd be
like red alert Chinese Chinese under attack. You guys remember
that story from a few weeks back. But it was
to say red alert lawn and garden. And I'm like,
oh my gosh, that's not good. What's going on out there?
And anyways, go out there with all the other managers like, okay,

(50:24):
that means everybody go out there. Something going down. Well,
somebody tried to rob the lawn and Garden center that
night of my birthday. They weren't celebrating my birthday and style.
They were robbing the lawn and garden place. And the guy,
I guess, pulled out like one of those Paul Hogan
crocodile dundee knives on the checker and said, hey, give
me all your money and you know, and got off. Now,

(50:45):
it was in the parking lot, so he ran off,
and there was like woods and stuff around the grocery,
so he ran off, but he pulled the knife. And
this girl was like sixteen years old and stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
If you would have pulled that knife on me, I
would have give one of those things and beenet back
and said all right. They would have dropped it, you know,
and then I would have kicked it away, and then
I would put a citizen's arrest on him right there.
That's how it would have went down. If I was
out there, of course, or if he came into my
frozen aisle, I would have turned the hose on him,
the hot hose. I would have just sprayed him down.
But I had to run in or two with some shoplifters.
And we'll tell those stories one day. Not for the

(51:15):
faint of heart, of course it's not. But we'll talk
those one day too. But the girl got robbed that night,
so then the cops are there. It was a whole fiasco.
It is quite the rigamar roll there on my birthday.
But I want to say I got there at like
six o'clock and it was like ten o'clock. It was
just getting dark out, and I was just exhausted. I
was dirty, I was sweaty, I was gross, I was wet.

(51:35):
I said, so, this is my twenty first birthday. And
that was my twenty first birthday. And I think my
girlfriend and my best friend at the time are still
together to this day. I was just gonna say that
they go again. I think they went out to dinner.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Did they stay to dinner with your parents?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I don't think so. I think they left. I think
we had the cake the next day, but I don't
think they came back. And I hope it was just
it really was a downer and I really appreciate my
birthday and really enjoy and look forward to my birthday,
and I was very, very angry, and I realized that
that day that the world's just not fair. It's not
fair in your twenty first birthday. And that's what happens
when you're a young gun and you're trying to make

(52:12):
your way in the world. And look where I am now.
If I would have stormed out of there and quit,
where would I be? I don't know. We'd be living
in a tent, in a tent in the fields behind us,
probably as where we'd have done something else, who knows.
So that was a tough one. I'm hoping this year's
birthday party goes a little bit better than that. I
don't think there's any cases I'm going to have to
take care of it. I think I'm pretty safe. They

(52:32):
still have to do that, though, Oh gosh.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
I think the drains may be a little better because
I don't see them getting the buckets out, but I
always hosing them down.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I don't think I could see somebody do that. I
think i'd have a traumatic experience if I saw that again.
I think i'd just, you know, I'd have a flashback
and I'd go into action. I'd grab that hose and
let me help you, I know, we just want to do.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Who knows did you have to clear out the case
first before you hose it down?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah? Usually you did, at least the bottom shelf part.
You had too and stuff and oh gosh, it's just
a nightmare, just an absolute nightmare. Oh. I do not
miss those days. But you know, it teaches you something.
I don't know what it taught me, but it taught
me how you ruin a birthday real quick and ruin
a day. But wild times tales from retail Storytime with Kyle.
That was my twenty first birthday, Angie, have any remembrance

(53:13):
of your twenty first birthday where you pass out on
a couch? Yes, she was just annihilated. She was just annihilated.
Not by me either, I was hopeless.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
That was right before I met you, oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
But yeah, it's a wild time. What about you? What
was your twenty first birthday?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Right?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Oh? I can only imagine putting the comments down below
or emailed the Kyle Peterson Show at gmail dot com.
But there it is, Angie, storytime slash tales from retail.
Now it's time to almost bring it home. This is
a long episode, is what I's going to too much lassie talk,
too much John Provost. But now we're having into the
album of the week. All right, time for album of

(53:54):
the week, and we'll try to make this one a
little bit fast. Angie here, but Ange you're getting hungry.
I got some you can eat. But we'll dive into
those chips a little bit later. But Angie, we're diving
into the album of the week. And last night, on
our way home from the Daniel Tosh, I actually listened
to this album. I was trying to listen to it
last week when I was mowing the yard and then
some girl took over the Amazon music from me. Just
sitting there on the deck like chilling and getting some sun.

(54:17):
I'm out there mowing away. Of course, old school push mower,
just so you know what, the little bead things that
go around I was just going through. It was like,
who's tod You were like, I'll get you that warm,
cool glass of lemonade. Maybe not, maybe not, but she
did steal the music from me, so I didn't get finish.
So last night I said, I'm listening to this on
the way home. This could be album of the week.
It is volbeat, It's Gods of Angels, trust. That's a

(54:40):
weird title. I was thinking it was by a Monster's Hand,
but that was the first single from the album. I know, Angie,
I'm preaching to the choir right here for her, but
it is the brand new Volbeat album, and I gotta
say Vulbeat extremely underrated. Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen years ago.
What is time once again? Nowadays? Very radio rock friendly
on all the time. I'm playing bigger arenas, doing bigger tours.

(55:02):
I was a big fan, like eighteen years ago or
something like that, and I really enjoyed them. Saw them
in a lot of small clubs. A very cool time,
very fun It's always funner when you're coming up with
the band and enjoying them. I've always enjoyed Volbeat. However,
this new album, I gotta listen to it again. But
it just felt like we found our formula. We're gonna
stick to it. That's what it felt like here. It
reminds me I remember hearing an interview with Nickelback. I

(55:25):
think it was my twenty first birthday. I read this
interviews bring it back there with the guy Chad Kroeger said,
you know, we found the formula to write popular songs
we found out the mix and what we Gotta Do,
which I didn't like that. I hated it when he
said that. I said, now you're just playing to do that.
You're not showing your true artistry. You're not singing what
your heart. You're singing for what the people want to

(55:45):
try to make hits. And I guess there's a science
to it. It's a job, after all, you're trying to
make your money. But it felt like the heart and
soul was out of Nickelback, and it's that would argue
was it ever in there? I don't know, but they
had some okay songs along the way until they really
got too radio friendly. Beat was an underground band, you know,
they had their fans and stuff. But they've been growing
and growing and now, like I said, they're pretty big.

(56:06):
And this new album here feels very formulaic to me.
It feels like a little bit of Misfits, a lot
of Metallica and a little bit of Johnny Cash all
mixed together. And a lot of people do say it's
too Metallica too Johnny Cash, Well, you wear your heart
on your sleeve, you wear your passions on your sleeve,
and I'm sure in music. Hey, this is my influences.
Good friend of the channel, Jeff George dropping his name again.

(56:26):
He loves ace A's freely from Kiss. You don't think
that's influenced is playing? Of course it has. So I
understand their love for Metallica. I understand all that kind
of stuff, but it's almost like it was too much.
It was almost like, how do we make this song
our Metallica song? This song is gonna be our Misfits song,
This is gonna be our King Diamond type song. Angie riveted,
she put the arm, now tell me more. So that

(56:47):
was interesting. But one cool story about Volbeat was Once
upon Time. I want to say, this was like eighteen
years ago and this was that same concert where Lemmy
called me out from the stage. I've played it on
YouTube before. I on the YouTube video of it before.
But it was very cool one of the many Motorhead
concerts I had. Angie unfortunately was not there, but it
was up there in Minneapolis. It was the Myth in Maplewood,

(57:10):
and you've been there before. You saw Slayer and Testament.
I think with me once upon a time there, but
Volby was opening the Gigant tour. I believe is what
it was. And I think it was the Gigantur, But
Motorhead was there, and Megadeath was there, and what was
the other band, Lacuna Coil if anybody remembers that, I
think that's who opened. But Volbeat was on second. But

(57:30):
before the show, you know, there's a best Buy. If
you're familiar with that location, there's the best Buy right
there in the party. Last night, me go to best
Buy and see what's going on. Killing some time with
a buddy of mine, went over there, and who do
I see in the album section? But Michael Poulson from Volbeat.
Now nobody knew who Volbeat was at the time except me,
and the whole band was there as well, and at
that time their guitarist was Hank Sherman. Of course, Angie

(57:52):
knows very much from Merciful Fate days of course, with
King Diamond, one of your favorite bands of all time,
King Diamond, of course. But Hank Sherman was filling in
a guitar because they're from Denmark, just like Hank and
King Diamond and stuff. And I could not believe it,
and I'm going crazy. It's Hank Sherman, And you know
It's like nobody knows who Hank Sherman is at this audience,
which is crazy to me, but I get it too.

(58:13):
But I hit it off. I was talking to Michael
Polse and talking to those guys like, oh, I'm a
huge fan and I can't wait for the show tonight
and all that stuff, and they were like just happy
to be recognized. They were just like, Wow, I can't
believe this guy knows us and all that. And he
gave me backstage passes to go in before the show,
so I got to skip the whole line that was
wrapped around the building, got right in there, got to
hang out with the band, got to talk to them.

(58:34):
But the whole time I'm sitting there with Volbeat, I'm like,
where's Lemmy, Where's Motorhead, Where's Phil Campbell, Where's Mickey d.
I'm like trying to look. I'm looking around, think anywhere
walking around. I did see Dave Mustaine walking across the stage,
but there was like a sofa area upstairs and that's
where Volbeat kept us and their people. But I so
badly want to say, you know, it's nice hanging with
you guys, but can you direct me backstage to where
Lemmy is. I didn't do that. I didn't have the

(58:56):
balls to do that there, but I did spend a
lot of time with Hank Sherman, and Hank Sherman was
so so nice and so happy to be just recognized
and stuff, and the band was really cool and everything.
Should have got their number. I should have got their number.
I could have been hanging out. But I really enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed Volbeat for a long long time. I
still like Volbeat, but the last two albums really haven't
knocked my socks off. They lost Rob Cagiano. I know,

(59:17):
once again, you love Rob Cagiano. Huge fan of Rob.
I know, of course one time of Van Thrax, then
went over to Volbeat. Now he's out of Volbeat. I
feel like this new album is really missing Rob Cagiano.
I don't know, so it's worth a listen. It's not
their best album. It feels very formulaic. I hope they
kind of get back on track. But i'd be interested
to hear from you if you're a Volbeat fan. I

(59:38):
could be just talking to myself at this point. Wouldn't
be the first time, won't be the last time. But
I thought it was okay, it's worth a listen. It's
just doesn't knock my socks off. And that, unfortunately, is
album of the week, the brand new Volbeat, which means, Angie,
it's time for a few final thoughts. All right, Angie,

(01:00:00):
it's time for a few final thoughts. I know you're
itching to get out of here. You got some fields
to tend to. If I'm not mistaken, I think you
got the harvest coming in early tonight. Farmer Angie just
looking so good. And that's how you're gonna go detasseling.
Of course, that's what she's gonna do. We've got some
final thoughts. We got some questions this week as well.
I don't think we had any questions last week. I
can't remember. But if you want to put your question in,

(01:00:22):
of course, the copy hereson show at gmail dot com.
We can read your question. Don't forget to rate the podcast.
Give at five stars always makes Angie smile, of course,
but also do that so we do got a few things.
We've got some viewer mail to dive into here. But
before we get to that, Angie, of course I should
plug this. We haven't done this yet here today, and
you know why, I gotta plug this. You gotta do it.
No one else will. No one else will, including my

(01:00:42):
own wife. Could you make a social media post about
this book? You know I can. I'll buy you the
cup of coffee if you want. But it is a
click guy to these w original toymakers available on Amazon,
available on Barnes Noble, or available for me. I have
like three copies of hardcover and maybe two soft covers left,
so one of these will disappear and you'll only be
able to get an Amazon Barnes Noble. But if you

(01:01:03):
want one of the copy, heres to show at gmail
dot com right there. But Angie, how about a little
question of the week. You want to take the first one? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Sure, sure, okay, okay. Jonathan Hodup eight seven thirty five.
My question would be, what is your go to frozen
pizza that checks all the boxes for you? Box design,
look at the pizza, taste, variety options kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Now, Angie, I don't know if you're well aware of this,
but I am known in some circles as the Iowa
Pizza King. Of course, been on TV shows, podcast, news radio.
A lot of people come to me daily, yes, daily,
for pizza advice and I love pizza all shapes and sizes.
I'm here for all kinds of pizza. I never met
a bad pizza for the most part, for the most part,
but some are better than others.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I hear it daily.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Somebody asked me, how's pizza king? They do. A lot
of people say the pizza king because I know pizza,
because I travel a lot for work. I've had pizzas here,
I've had pizzas there. I've had pizza everywhere. I've been everywhere.
I've had a lot of pizza in my day. But
for me, we're talking frozen pizza here. Now there's a
lot of frozen pizzas, and I'm not much We talked

(01:02:04):
to it. It's all segue, it's all coming back. But
we talked beer earlier. Now there's a lot of beer
of ficionados out there, and a lot of people would
swear by Kraft beers in this day and age. I
don't really know a whole lot about it, but I
hear the talk. I hear the jibber. I also dabble
in some of the jabber I hear out there. But
a lot of people say craft beer, craft beer. You know,
I'm not drinking that you know, Kors Line or whatever
it may be. Frozen pizza very very similar. There. There's

(01:02:26):
really cheap frozen pizza like Totinos, and then you got
high end frozen pizzas. I think the most expensive frozen
pizza I've ever seen was sixteen ninety nine and it
was some restaurant frozen pizza. But it's like that's pretty
rough for a frozen pizza. I mean, that could taste amazing,
but at sixteen ninety nine, it's almost like I'd like
to go out to a restaurant and enjoy a pizza
at that price. But I always talk about different levels

(01:02:47):
of pizza. Of course, Patreon members, you get my weekly
pizza review over there. Other people do as well. But
pizza to me, you got good, you got bad, you
got ugly. But they're all okay in their own way
for the most part, for the whole part. And I
always start with a sausage pepperoni. I think if a
pizza can succeed at that, they can do other stuff.
And if it's good sausage pepperoni, I'll move on to

(01:03:08):
trying something different that they have. But that's always kind
of the litmus test for me. A long story short.
If you're going for every day pizza, the working man pizza,
do you know what I'm gonna choose. I choose Red
barn There you go. We're on the same wavelength. So
you've been preaching it for a lot of years. Red Baron.
It's a national brand. It's very nostalgic for me. It's
been around. We had it in school as a little kid.

(01:03:29):
Even it's been around our area. I think it's nationwide
for the most part. I think Schwan's owns them or
vice versa, whatever. But it is the best working man's pizza.
It's not an eight dollar frozen pizza. It's not a
dollar frozen pizza. It's somewhere in the middle five to
seven dollars. You know what you're gonna get. It stands
up to the test time. You can't do it wrong.
That's the working man's frozen pizza. And if you want

(01:03:51):
a solid one, you know you you know what you're
getting yourself into. You know it's gonna fill your belly.
You go with the Red Barren so you're in the
same one. You're in the same boat me there, So
that would be the go to that checks a lot
of boxes. Is it the best? No? Is it the worst?
But you know it's gonna be consistent. You know what
you get. Shout out to Red Baron over there. We'd
love to have Red Baron as a sponsor in this
channel with you. And this is coming from an old

(01:04:12):
craft guy who is promoting the Tombstone, the Jacks, the
Journal of the California Pizza King or Pizza King, is
that what it's called? Pizza kitchen? Pizza kitchen, what's upon
a time? So there you go. I like the home
run in pizza. That is a good one too. Very buttery,
that's very unique.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Yeah, yeah, very buttery cracker.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
So that's a good one too. You know that won't disappoint.
You know, there's there's a few good wines out there.
But the hard thing with pizza, much like Kraft beer,
is there's a lot of regionality into it. So there's
a lot of good pizzas. There's a company called Pasqually's
around this area does an amazing frozen pizza, but it's
only in like a little pocket of the United States,
so there's a lot of that. But day in day out,
Red Baron is the win there. But we're not done.

(01:04:51):
We got more questions here. We're gonna zip through them
here though. What's up? Kyle and Angie big fan of
the show, have been here since day one. Do you
have any Triple A Santo figures in your collection that
comes from on T six Soldier? So, Angie, you know
all about Santo, right? What's your favorite Santo movie back

(01:05:11):
in the day? Well where he took on the Ghosts. Yeah,
that's a good one too. I like that one as well.
I have an el Hejo Santo from Triple A Kelly
in in my collection. I also have one of those
bootleg figures. But is el he Ho alhho? Is that right?
Is that right? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah,
Angie knows. I think that might be his son though,

(01:05:32):
are we talking original El Santo. I'm not all up
to date on my El Santo knowledge, but I think
that Kellyan figure for Triple A may be his son
and not actually Santo. But they get confusing because they
look the same. You know that mask and all that,
and you know what I'm talking about there. Considering you
knew the question was coming, you could have googled it.
I didn't know it's coming. But long story short, I

(01:05:53):
think I have it. I don't know, but there's not
a lot of Santo figures. Maybe we'll see that in
the future. We'll see and then we get one from
Marco Markle, Michael Scarborough five seven two six great video
Anagie and Kyle. Quick question, since the next episode is
number thirteen, what is your favorite Friday of the thirteenth movie?
Got a little Jason here. I always have a little

(01:06:13):
tie in with a fig desk figure. We use Jason four.
He's necka right here today. Angie, you don't have a favorite,
do you. You couldn't even tell her. I all blend
together for you, and you've probably never even seen all
of them. I'm guessing. Yeah, I've seen a few, but
I do not like horror movies. Yeah, she doesn't like them.
You don't like them that much. I love a good
horror movie. I've never been a huge Jason fan though,
I don't know for whatever is I like them. I've

(01:06:35):
seen them and it's weird too. A lot of people
like the first and second installments before he kind of
had the Goldie hockey mask. I've only watched those ones
maybe two times each. I like some of the later stuff,
and I always get is It five where Jason takes Manhattan.
I always liked that one. Maybe it was because it
came out like at a good time when I was
really into that kind of stuff. Maybe I was more
excited for that. I also Jason X I remember that

(01:06:58):
one at the theater. I thought that that was okay.
At the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I can't even think of any horror movies I watched
other than like Freddy Krueger.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yeah, Jason next, And then there was Freddy versus Jason.
I enjoyed that just for what it was. And then
Jason Goes to Hell was a good one too. I
actually like that one, especially at the end where Freddy's
glove comes up for the ground and grabs Jason, and
I thought that was pretty cool. But Exorcism movie, I
think I kind of like an X rayed movie like
exercis Exorcism. Okay, I see, yeah, I'll exercise your demons later,

(01:07:30):
that's for sure. That is for sure. We know that
isn't there. But Angie, we got one last final one,
and we got quite the story here from Gary Rickleman,
and he's a big viewer of the channel. Right here,
and I'm going to dive into this it says in
a recent video you mentioned the cold slaw at KFC,
being the king of slaw, and in a previous episode
you talked about how you never had Chinese food, then

(01:07:51):
the first time you did, you got food poisoning. Oh
we remember that. Check out that story if you missed
it on the podcast here. Well, I lived in England
until I was sixteen. Then we moved here to the US.
So he's currently in the US where this is going.
That first night we were in our house, we got KFC.
Of course, if I moved from England, that'd be the
first thing I would do. I'd go straight to KFC.

(01:08:13):
I would airport KFC. That's how it would go for me.
But they got the family bucket, and Angie, what do
you think about that family bucket? You know what I'm
gonna say about that family bucket? I No, I say
it every time we go to the drive through at
KFC about that bucket of chicken. I say, Man, I
would love to get a bucket of chicken and go
like a park or something and have like a picnic.
I have never ordered a bucket of chicken from KFC.

(01:08:36):
I've always just got like a wing in a breast
and mashed tales and Coleslaw on a biscuit, or I
try their sandwich or something like that. But that's my
go to the original one, of course. But I've always said, man,
how cool would it be to get a bucket of chicken?
I just thought that was just the coolest thing ever,
never in my life. If I got a bucket of chicken,
it's on my bucket list. Of course, my birthday's coming up, Angie,

(01:08:56):
you know where to take me. There we go, but
we got the family bucket mashed potatoes and gravy, biscuit
and Coleslaw. Of course. Well I'm sitting there eating this
Coalslaw and it's great, of course it is. It's the
KFC slot, It's the gold standard. But I'm chewing on
a piece of cabbage that wouldn't break down, So I
keep chewing, and Angie, this is gonna relate to you
here in a little bit, and you're gonna tell that story.

(01:09:18):
Keep chewing, then, finally, so it wouldn't break down. So
I kept chewing. Then finally picked this piece of cabbage
out of my mouth. Only it turns out to not
be a piece of cabbage but a green twisty tie
like that you find on a loaf of bread. Oh
my god. Hmm, I don't understand how that got there.
Immediately stopped being the slaw. And that one incident traumatized

(01:09:40):
me to the point that I've not had Coalslaw since
that day, of any variety from anywhere, even homemade. I
see Coleslaw and I instantly start feeling nauseous. Do you
have any event in your life similar? And Angie, you
just had a dangerous running with a bread tie just
the other day. Tell us all about it. Stabbed me?

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
She came and it went like crazy. It was crazy
how bad it cut me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
I mean it was like running down my hand. Those
bread ties. You gotta watch out for him. And all
one day we could tell bread tie stories, so they
know how to rebread ties. They've kind of went away
from it. But red, green, blue, yellow, what day correlates
with the bread? Oh that's some insider info. You'd only
get that on this podcast. And Angie a riveting story.
She came in, she was screaming, she had her overalls on.

(01:10:25):
She immediately took him off and she said, Oh my gosh,
I'm in pain. You won't believe what happened. I'm like,
I'm thinking she got hit by a car or something.
And then she said, I got poked by a bread tie.
You weren't even there. I wasn't even there, but she
stripped down. I didn't have to go to customer. Oh
my god, I'm bleeding. Oh my god. But Angel, you

(01:10:45):
ever had something like that where you've had a traumatic
thing where it's you've never been able to eat it again.
You can't look at it now. Last week on the Channel,
we talked about Texas Roadhouse. There's a fly in the
salad and live bugs coming out of my ribs. Took
me about eight years, but I came back. I went back.
I went back to the same location even then. I
went back. But did we talk about this? We went

(01:11:06):
there for your birthday and it wasn't very good. It
wasn't very good this way around, so that that might
be back to the blacklist there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
But my lack of memory helps in this category because
if it was bad, I kind.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Of forgot about it. Something was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I don't think I've ever had anything that was like
crazy disgusting. I remember a couple of times uh Chinese
when I worked at the grocery store. I remember one
of the Chinese guys showing us that there was like, uh,
he cracked an egg or something. A full like baby
chicken came out one time. I remember seeing that was
pretty wild happened. Yeah, I've seen that a couple of times.
I'm trying to think of there was ever anything that

(01:11:40):
I was eating and just realized that I made a
huge mistake and I might throw up. I don't think so,
I can't think. I think some of the bugs is
the one that stands out the quickest. I mean, I've
had a hair in my food that like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
I remember there was that time we were that one
pizza we got and it was like almost like almost
like cubic hair in it, and it was well, that was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
The perfect time to tell you that story. You went
to the bathroom and I played a joke and I
didn't think and that was I reached down in my pants. No,
maybe not, that was the joke, And I remember that
that was discussed. We found one and then you looked
a little closer and they were all over that pizza,
and yeah, that place went out of business. And I
don't think we finished that pizza either.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
It was a black dude's like beard, but it looked
like pubic hair because I've never seen such like coarsely
curly interest.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
That's what it was. Because I looked in the kitchen. Oh,
I was going to see how you know he's a
black guy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Well she knew there's all these blacks looking at it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
It was just chin pubes. I made it better, but
it didn't help. Well. I actually just remembered one instance
where I was this is pretty gross. So I was
at a Bonanza. Bananza. No, I shocked, and I loved Bonanza.
My grandparents used to take me. We'd go to the Kmart,
the Target, the walmart in the town they lived by,

(01:12:56):
and we would go to Bananza a lot. I love Bananza,
and they're all but disappeared, I think everyone. And I
don't think I ever ate up Bananza after this. But
I got a taco, as one would at Bananza. Of course,
you make a taco. They're known for their tacos. Remember
it was a hard shell taco, and I remember I
bid into it and I'm eating it. I think it
was got about halfway and you know, I took a
bite and you pull it, you know, you bite it

(01:13:16):
in talk and you pull it off and a huge
like hair had it and it went all the way
down and I remember it was like a whole ball
like you'd see in a shower range you would wrap
up the hair in the shower and you do that.
Maybe I remember the hair in my mouth coming all
the way down, hitting me in the chest, and I
really confused, and my grandma just losing her mind. She

(01:13:39):
was so worked up. And my grandma was great because
she was never shy to ask for anything. She would
always bring up something and yeah, you're like, look at
this huge wad and she probably even picked it up. She's,
you know, picks up this hair and you know, look
at this, you know, and the waitress like, oh, I'm
so sorry, I'm so sorry. Uh. And they didn't offer
to give us the meal for free. I remember this
whole thing, and I was probably eight yearyears old. Yeah,

(01:14:00):
you were probably like a dollar ninety nine for your meal. Yeah,
probably back then too. But they didn't give us anything
for free. They gave us two buffet cards to come
back for a free buffet. One free buffet like you think.
They was, Hey, we're going to comp the meal on
this thing for you something like that. They didn't do
any of that. They said, here's one free buffet card.
And I remember my grandpa like, we'll never be back,
but I think we went back. I don't know. Maybe

(01:14:22):
they probably went back without you. Yeah. I don't think
I ever went back, actually, but I wasn't opposed to it.
I love Bananas. I remember they had really good fried shrimp.
I remember Bananza, known for their shrimp, known for their tacos.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Just one of the places like that exist anymore. We
had that Ryan's Steakhouse in town.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
They all closed down, Like there was Old Country Buffet,
but COVID really did in the buffet. But the pizza
buffets back in certain places. There's a few, but they're
few and far between. Yeah. Oh, don't get me started.
I guess bring this all back around. When I was
in college, KFC used to have a KFC buffet and
it was just amazing. It was like with your student idea.
It was like four ninety nine, five ninety nine something

(01:14:58):
like that. Oh I need so many mashed potatoes, so
much much coal, slought, so much Yeah there, Oh my gosh, Oh, KFC,
bring back the CAFC BFA. I don't know how much
money they lost on that, But I love CAMFC. That's
my guilty fast food pleasure if there ever was, if
you were Richie, Richie having that in your house, I
would those herbs and spices from the kernel just an

(01:15:21):
all timer for me. Absolutely love love KFC. But yeah,
I'm still eating the slow. I'm sad you had a
bad experience, but it's not going to damper my slaw. Love.
That's still the gold standing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
It was bad, I mean, it wasn't good. He'd never
eat it again, so give him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Well. If there was ever a long episode and an
off the rail episode, this was it. So I guess
if something was in the moon, the moon was a
full moon tonight or something. It's the thirteenth episode, Friday,
the thirteenth lot going on. But hopefully my birthday goes
off with a lot of success, a lot of good stuff.
Hopefully Angie's got a bevy of presence laid out for me.
I know you got some good presence you're used to

(01:16:03):
of course, taking you to a hodown is that what
you call it these days? She's gonna give a underth
what are those overalls? But we'll see what happens. I
guess we'll report back next week. We'll have a lot
to talk about. We're gonna have to talk about some
K pop actually knowing Angie, we're gonna have to film
early because we're gonna be gone all weekend, so we'll

(01:16:24):
be we'll be we'll be milking filming on your birthday.
We'll be milking this K pop. We're gonna ruin your
birthday again. We're gonna we're gonna be milking this K
pop thing for another week because we won't be able
to give the dirty details till then. So there it is,
of course, another episode of Kyle Peterson Show. If you
want to get involved with the channel, you want to
reach out to us. Kyle Peterson Show at gmail dot com,

(01:16:45):
of course, is where you reach out. Give it a
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the podcast, hit me up to Kyle Peterson Show at
gmail dot com. I think that's it, Angie for another week.
You're done, You're done. You got anything any last thoughts
for Angie? None, but she's gonna eat. So there you go.

(01:17:08):
Until next time, see you guys all real soon. We
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