Episode 15 Candy Bars, Nudity & Full On Embarrassment!

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
From the back of the study hall at the DJC
Collectible Studio. I'm Midwest professional wrestling legend, Gauge Octane and
now a guy who graduated with a four point zero
GPA from Chase U.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Kyle Peterson's up, everybody, Kyle here for the Kyle Peterson Show,
Episode number fifteen, and of course got my co host
with me as usual, the lady that broke the Internet
last week.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It is Angie. Angie say hello, Hello, Hello, Angie, how
are you doing. I'm good, You're doing good. You know
I'm doing pretty good. I haven't talked to you in
a long time. Feels like I haven't seen you in
like five minutes maybe something like that. But Angie's a
little tired today. She had a long night partying hard.
Of course, fourth of July as we're filming this, it's
technically the fifth of July right here, a rainy day.

(00:55):
Thankfully the rain held out a day so we got
to see some fireworks things like that across the board.
But we'll get into all that here Inji in a second.
But first, got to thank DJC Collectibles for sponsoring this
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(01:17):
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exclusive Patreon episode every month. We're not sure what it

(01:39):
could be or what it could be about, but we're
working on we're work shopping it, as they say, we're
work shopping. Angie. Got any ideas yet of what you'd
like to do in your own special video series, Like
once a month you have like a five minute video
of just.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
You, maybe some marital advice.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Meritable advice. All we know what that would be. We
know what that would be. What would it be? Oh,
you know what it would be? But yeah, maybe in
the future we'll see. We need like one hundred people
to request that though, I think is what you said.
One hundred people say they want it, then maybe she'll
do it. We'll see what happens there. But Angie, as
we're filming this right now, we're just a couple of

(02:13):
days away from your exit from the state from our hearts,
and you're headed to Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
Of course, Angie, you ready for this? No, you're not ready,
So you got like a couple of days still. Now
are you all packed?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Pretty much?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're packed for the trip. Did you have any struggles
in trying to pack?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yes, you know this.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I do know this.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
An entire week I had to fit into a carry on.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
And the problem with Angie, the problem where or it's
a problem in this instance, but not normally a problem.
But Angie likes to have different outfits, And what do
you like with all these different outfits, different shoes.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'm a very coordinated Person's my shoes and purse match
and my outfit and I do a different one.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
With every Yeah, so she wants to do all that
kind stuff. I said from the get go, Angie, you
just need to find a like a black or a
white pair of sneakers that match with everything, and maybe
some flip flop or something like that. That's what you need.
But of course you get you know, a carry on
like a big purse or something, a backpack, and you're
going to take the backpack and then you got a
you know, carry on you can fit overhead. Now she could,

(03:11):
she could pay the money, of course, to get a
big luggage to check and all that. But you want
to go through that whole rigamarole.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I would if other people were, but nobody else that's.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Going as now now, I think, And I don't know
if you've called your mom or your sister because that's
who you're going on the trip with, but I feel
like they're going to have rooms in their bags. I
could see your mom just saying, well, I just took
one bag I didn't need it, so you'd have a
whole extra bag she could be using to store these shoes,
bring an extra backpack for her to carry. Yes, I
feel like you could have done something like that, and
there's still time. I would say, reach out to your

(03:40):
family and see if you can get that done there.
But she has no idea what she's doing in Philadelphia.
You're just going your sister's going on a work trip,
so you basically just had to pay for your flight
and some meals. She's just tagging along She wants to
get away from the rat race, the everyday rat race.
She wants to get rid of the actual rats in
our house, probably the dogs and then the kids and me.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I'm scared with that rat cage is gonna look like.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh I get back. You better clean that thing before
you left, because I said when we bought these rats,
I said, Angie, you were gonna be the one cleaning this.
The kids will never clean in. I don't want anything
to do with these rats. We shouldn't get them an Angie,
Poor Angie, been stuck with these rats forever. They're probably
gonna be outside rats by the time you get back.
Where are those at? I let them go in the backyard.
They're playing back there somewhere. I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
If it gets really crazy, just put them in that
bin thing the play been, playpen, playpen, I don't know,
and then you just hose like hose down the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
You know, we might get desperate for food over here
while you're gone. We might end up eating those rats.
I don't know what's going to happen. The kids don't
like don't like me, because you know, Angie's a sucker.
A sucker is born every minute and Angie's born minutes
by minute. But of course, Hey mom, let's go to Starbucks.
Hey Mom, I want to go to Panera. Hey Mom,
let's go to Raisin Canes. I ain't gonna be a
lot of that with dad around. You know, we'll go

(04:50):
out one night. I'm gonna take the kids to Jurassic Park.
I think while you're gone, they really want to see
that Jurassic Park movie. So I'll take them to that.
And I don't know what else we'll do. We'll probably
go out dinner somewhere else. But they don't want to
hang out with me anyways.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, they do, Yeah, they do, especially if you're buying
them food.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, exactly, if there's food involved. Baby, But they're gonna
be sad. I wonder if there's gonna be any tears,
That's what I'm wondering. Will the kids cry when you leave?
Will the kids cry when you get back? Because this
is the longest you've ever been away from in their
whole life. And L's fourteen, M's ten, And I don't
know if we've been apart this long either, but I
don't think so. Yeah, and Angie, whenever we go obviously

(05:27):
on a trip or we go to Chicago or something.
Obviously it's all of us and Angie taking a trip
by herself. Now, I go on work trips all the time,
so it's kind of old half for me. That's just
usually a couple of days at the time. San Diego
is probably the longest I've been away, Like four or
five days been Angie, you're gonna be gone? How many days?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
A full week?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Full weeks? Seven days? Oh my gosh. Is there enough
to do in Philadelphia for seven days? Probably? And if
I went to Philadelphia, I'm a simple man. All I
would want to go to Philadelphia. Four is basically to
try the two different versions of cheese. Take real cheese
or cheese with and I hope you at least get
one cheese steak in you. You got to try at least
one cheese steak. You can split it with your sisters.

(06:06):
Just get one and cut it into thirds or something
like that. I don't know, but I would want to
do that. I'd like to see a Phillies game. I
was a big Phillies guy back in the day. Big
fan of Darren Dutch Dalton. Are you familiar with Darren Dalton?
How about nails? Lenny Dykstra. No, Mitch Williams, No, none
of these guys are going about for you. But doesn't
but not a lot I would want to do. But

(06:26):
Angie's just along for the ride, so she doesn't even
know what she's going to be doing. So it'll be interesting, Angie.
You'll have to tell us all about it. We'll be
roomed by this trip for sure. I was hoping she'd
go to the ECW Arena and she said, what's an
ECW arena? So I think that's out of the question
as well. So we'll see what happens. But Angie's leaving,
but of course, Angie, with you leaving, Midwest professional wrestling
legend Gaye Octane is nice enough to sit in the

(06:47):
next episode, So episode sixteen, gay J Octane's going to
be here as a co host slash guest is what
he's going to be. And I'm not opposed to having
guests on this show, but it's it works when Angie's gone,
or you know, if you got to also kind of
live around me here and I could do zoom guests
maybe in the future, but that's just not fun. That's
just there's something about being side by side with somebody

(07:07):
and having a conversation that I don't know, feels a
little bit more personal, feels a little bit more real.
So I guess if anybody's coming through the area, they
could do a video. But we'll see what happens there
in the future. But Gaye Octaine will be here. We're
gonna ask him all the questions about his acting career,
his voiceover career, his wrestling career, his toy collecting careers.
He has a big transformer, is a big gi Joe guy,

(07:29):
and of course all points in between we can find
out about Dory Funk, Junior, Harley Race, all points in
between once again, so be ready for next week. Of course,
Midwest p Fressian wrestling legend, Gaye Octane and Heed. He's
gonna be riveted to receipt for that as well. It's
gonna be an all timer of an episode, I think,
or it'll be the worst episode. We'll see where it goes.
We'll track the views on that one. Let's see where

(07:49):
it goes. But it should be a good time Anjie.
But we're gonna miss you around here. I'm gonna miss
you just keeping the day to day operations of things
going now I can handle the work life for the
most part. In the little things like taking care of
the dogs, I can do that. But when the kids
and the rats and the maintaining the house and all
that kind of stuff, it could be trouble. So hopefully

(08:09):
the house is still here when you get back. Hopefully
we're still here. I'll be like, oh, Angie, bad things.
We lost two rats and one daughter along the way.
We still got one daughter and two rats left. Maybe
that'll happen. Who knows. But a wild Wild Time and
Angie were settling in for episode fifteen to the podcast.
Right here, we got a wild wild time as well.
But I guess we should also mention Fourth of July
was yesterday pretty uneventful, I would say, Yes, we cooked

(08:31):
some hamburgers, Oh hamburg Gasa.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
We both wore was out in the morning. I went
out and worked and you went out and mowed, and then.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
We were sapped. That's right.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
We were like just chilled downstairs for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I got up early to go mow and it was
like one hundred degrees yesterday, so I wanted to get
out there when it was like eighty some degrees, and
I mowed the whole yard. Did that whole rigamar role
and it wore me out, you guys know how it is.
And then Angie worked a little bit in the morning
and then we got ice cream. That was the highlight
of the day for you, probably m h if she
got some baseball nut. And you know, Angie, she's never
a stranger to a nut of course in her life.

(09:03):
Absolutely loves them, especially we won't go there, but you
love the baseball nut for sure, Angie, that is a favorite.
It's a sleeper at Baskin Robbins. And I turned you
on to that, of course didn't I. It's not the
only thing I've ever turned you on with. But she's
turned off by the baseball nut. But I ended up
getting a strawberry shake and it was a little bit subpar.
Tasted like milk to me. It didn't taste too strawberry.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
And we saw some fireworks, and then.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
We saw a little bit of fireworks, and of course
those kids, I think, Angie, I think the days of
taking the kids to fireworks are officially over. They were
over it. They didn't want to be there from the
get go. They were anti and they wanted to go
home and listen to K pop is what I think
they wanted to do.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yep, tell what happened while we were sitting there parking.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Oh, it was pretty funny. That was the highlight of it.
So we were parked there's like a business complex and
they do it in a big soccer field and we're
just kind of off the beaten path, got the wrangler
out there. Of course, sat there, and what happens right
at ten o'clock when the fireworks were supposed to begin,
all the sprinkler systems and the whole complex go over.
So you see everybody doing a mad dash there, you know,
there their chairs and their blankets, they got down and

(10:06):
they're running away from the fireworker, from the sparkler sprinklers
out a long way to get there. They're running away
from that. So I thought that was kind of funny.
But then the joke was on me. The wind kind
of hit and got a little bit of spray, so
I ended up having a back up away from it.
And then the kids said, oh, let's go check this out,
and then they got absolutely soaked and then they're chugging
along with wet clothes in the jeep. So it was

(10:27):
pretty uneventful. Besides that, if that's the busiest, craziest thing
that happened. I'd say we had a pretty good day
for all things considered, if you ask me, chill day,
a chill day for the most part there, but it's
not going to be a chill episode of episode fifteen
of the podcast. We got some all timer of a
story and a tales from retail that reminded me of
something the other day, so we're going to tell that
story story time with Kyle. We're going back to my

(10:47):
college years for a dumb moment that I'm can't believe
I'm sharing with everybody here, but I will share that.
We got two new foods and a drink. A food
and a drink we're going to try this week, and
we're going to dive into a little motor head and
along the way as well, a little black Sabbath. So
stay tuned for all that and much more. Yep it
and she didn't even plan it, but she's here for
all the head and then all day long, all day long.

(11:09):
And Angie, like I mentioned earlier, you broke the internet
with some of your pictures over the weekend. She came
down for Question of the Week straight from the pool,
and I said, beautiful and I posted the picture out there, Angie,
and I gotta let you know this. It's the most
popular picture I've ever posted.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
I've gotten a few screenshots from people. We know.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
No, you'll fill me out on that there, But Angie
breaking the Internet. A lot of people there, and a
lot of people are saying And like I said in
the video too, I said that people are gonna say, oh,
you're just bringing your wife out, But she's in all
these videos. She's in the podcast too, So it wasn't me.
It was Angie, and.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Honestly are always out.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
They're always out there. They're always out ready to go.
And you know what, we thank you for your service,
for sure. That is for sure, we thank you for
your service. But Angie, kudos to you. We should make
it a Fourth of July tradition. You just a different
bathing suit every fourth of July, ready to go straight
from the pool. There it is, Angie. Could be low
rise tops and sim suit. It's like I do western wear.
It could be that same thing. But Angie, now it's

(12:06):
time to go deeper. And you're a big fan of
going deeper. We've learned that over the last fifteen episodes.
It's time for a deeper dive. All right, Angie, it's
time for a deeper dive. It's time to go a
little bit. It's time. I'm a loud guy, what can

(12:29):
I say? You're loud sometimes too, But it's time for
a deeper dive. And today we're being a little bit
more lighthearted than last week. You remember what we talked
about last week, and Angie, let's test your memory. What
was the deeper dive? No idea. It was about survivor's
guilt about surviving elimination of job positions, a little bit
a darker one. And I have another darker one I

(12:50):
could dive into, but maybe we'll save that ten episodes
down the road. We'll do that for a deeper dive.
But now we're gonna do a little bit of lightheartedness
here in this deeper dive. And this one is very
fitting because it kind of ties in well, it does
fully ties into try new foods this week as well.
So it's all about the candy bar, Angie, this week.
And you love a bar, you love candy. It's a

(13:10):
perfect combination for you, myself included, and I think everybody
loves a candy bar, and myself included you included as well.
And today in the Deeper Dive, we're gonna dive into
our top five candy bars of all time. Now, this
is gonna be a fun one here, and I don't
I wouldn't say either of us eat a ton of
candy bars. It's a once in a life lifetime thing,

(13:32):
is what it is. Once in a lifetime, we had
a candy bar. But now I usually and I'll speak
for me and then speak for you next, but I
usually get a candy bar when I'm on the road,
obviously going to work, and I'm traveling in different states
or something, and I usually run into a wal Mart
or a Target. And I always tell myself, Kyle, if
you're thirsty, you want to drink, you want a monster,
you want something like that, or a candy bar, You're

(13:52):
only getting it if you find something. I'm not gonna
let these stores win to me with this impulse stuff
where I'm just gonna go by just that I have
to have found a figure or found something I needed there,
and then I'm gonna buy it with it. And of
course candy bars usually up at the register for the impulse,
you know, trying to get people to get it. I'm
pretty good. I'm up to those grocery shenanigans. Some may
say I've wrote a book on those grocery shenanigans, so

(14:13):
I understand how it goes. But only if I'm already
buying something will I get something. And that's usually when
I buy a candy bar. Just I'm on the road
going store to store, town to town, making towns of course,
as you know, so that's when I'll dive into a
candy bar. But what about you? When is you usually?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
But I don't like. I don't like that technique because
when I'm doing your taxes and that up your receipts,
I gotta take all the monsters in the candy bars
you do.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
That's tough. That is a bad tactic. Yeah, Angie takes
care of my receipts for me and stuff like that,
so that that is tough. Then you gotta x all
that out. I understand how that could be a pain
right there. But what about you when you're.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Really ever go for a savory treat on the road,
I always grab a.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Candy bar, you like.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I wouldn't grab like a bag of chip, No.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
The kids would, kids would, But you're all about that
sweet treat and if it's got nougat in it, you
sign up. Give me all the nugat you can have,
all right, you love nugat, You love it. Anything creamy
in there, she loves that too. Of course you like
it warm or cold? Who knows? But Angie, we're gonna
dive into our top five candy bars of all time.

(15:11):
And of course it's a Ladies First channel around here.
You guys know how that goes, the Ladies First podcast.
We bow down to Angie here. We're gonna let Angie
start it off. And Angie, we're gonna do this. Of course,
this is my list, this is Angie's list, so it's
one hundred percent right. You're not gonna tell me the
Kyle your number one candy bar is wrong? Angie? How
dare you have that at number three? Because it's your list.
But if you want to put your list together, put

(15:33):
it in the comments down below, or of course, email
the Kyle Peterson Show at gmail dot com. Shout out
to the email something like that.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, leave my list alone.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Leave Angie's list alone, and Angie, we're gonna dive into it.
Five candy bars Top five work our way from five
to number one, number one being our favorite candy bar
of all time. I'm sure we'll have some crossover here,
But Angie, are you ready to go at number five?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Oh, we're starting at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
We're gonna start.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
God is controversial.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
You can't, Angie, you can't start a top five list
at number one because if you give number one away,
then you get to number five. Nobody cares by that.
They want to they want that anticipation, they want the
build up. Well you can say you can choose between
them and just explain both, and just say, just explain yourself. Okay.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
So number five is very controversial because it's not even
really a candy bar.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, I know where this is going.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
So I either like York Peppermint patties or Eminem Peanut Eminem's.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Okay, So to me, a York peppermint patty is a
candy bar. It's candy, it's got chocolate, it's everything. The
M and M's is necessarily not a candy bar. It's
like it goes into the Skittles and a world of
that kind of stuff. But technically it's sold with candy bars,
it's line priced with them, so I could say it
counts and you could go either direction with that one there,

(16:46):
So I guess you've got to tie for number five
basically is what you have right there.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
I don't think I've ever bought any of those, either
of those individually, though I always buy them in like
a bulk bag or like a seasonal bag.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Of York And I am with you on the eminem
pena eminem's. I don't like the regular eminems. I mean,
I could eat them if I had to. It's not
evely going to throw up, I don't think, maybe, but
the peanut ones are the way to go. But I've
never been one to reach for the m and ms.
But when I was a kid trigger treating, and that's
where a lot of this candy love comes from, I
was never opposed to getting those in there. I always
like the yellow bag over the brown ones or whatever.

(17:16):
Was like, oh yeah, I knew I got the peanut
ones in here, so that was always a good day.
And you like to mix those peanut and m and
ms with your popcorn? Say he throws that in there,
so I know you got to hit them with. Oh yes,
get a little melt in there. I know all your tricks.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Peanut butter ones are good like that?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, there are right, all right. I know all your tricks,
I know all your tactics. I know all your moves
at this point here. But that's your two York and
Eminem's and York is a sleeper. I enjoy York peppermint
patty too. But if you don't like peppermint stuff, you
wouldn't like that. But I like that. But you like
all that white cream inside of there, as we know
with the peppermint flavor.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
I'm a I'm a minty chocolate person, so that's all
you love that chocolate chip.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I like that too. I like that too. So now, Angie,
we're going to number five. And I would say, out
of all the candy bars, this is an interesting list
for me here because number five for me is could
be the most popular candy bar. I should go pull
by Nielsen data and find out from Iri and Nielsen
to see where this lands. But it's one of the
most famous candy bars of all time. It's probably one
of the most popular as well. But in a plot twist,

(18:14):
if I get a candy bar, this is usually my
number two go to in the candy bar because sometimes
it's hard to find some you know candy bars are
all over like yor peppermint patty. You're not gonna find
that everywhere. This one, I guarantee you're gonna find everywhere.
What is number five? For me? It is a Snickers,
of course, once again, give me all the nugets, get
all that nugat in my mouth. But it is the
gold standard in a lot of ways. You get nugga

(18:37):
and nuts. That's just playing all the hits for you
right there, just missing the cream for sure, but the Snickers.
Everybody's had a Snickers Old Faithful for a lot of
times out there. You kind of know what you're gonna get.
And you know, Snickers not as good in most candy bars,
not as good as they used to be, but still
a solid one Snickers and easy number five for me.
But now we turn over to Angie, to number four. Angie,

(18:57):
you going to number four? You ready for this one?

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Okay? Score bar, score bar, and you score every night.
That's true, Angie. Now it's interesting a score bar. Maybe
not everybody's heard it. It's very similar to a heath bar.
So if you've had a heath you've kind of in
the mix of a score score way better than heath though,
but very thin candy bar can't break your teeth off.
And I'm curious here now. Score is one of my
all time favorites as well. It's not on my top

(19:21):
five list though, we're going to say that, but a
couple of years back it would have been, but they
changed it for me a little bit. But that's neither
here nor there. But have you ever had a score
bar before you met me?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, so I didn't know if that was something you
picked up along the way. Mom used to like, but
I loved a good score and I don't know if
it's a regional candy or just a deep cut candy.
You know what one of the deepest cut candies are
is the zero bar. I see it around from time
to time. I have never tried a zero bar in
my life.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Maybe we should.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
We should try that one of those ones. I think so.
So you're already good when you got white on there
because you love all that, of course, and you get
some that new but it's got dipped in reverse snickers.
I don't know, but we'll try that one of those
weeks where we can't find a new food. Maybe that'll
be when we get there for the old zero. I
think Target has them on the check lines, so you're
familiar with Target and their checklanes. I know that for sure.

(20:08):
We just got the Target bill and I said, is
this the mortgage or is this the Target bill? I'm
concerned which is which is always more than? Oh my gosh,
it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Yeah, I always say, every every month,
I tell you the same thing. What do I tell you?

Speaker 4 (20:22):
How much money do you think I make?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
How much money you think I make? You? Guys always
get confused. You think it's just unlimited funds. Oh my gosh,
but he has you. The Score is a solid choice,
though I would never turn down.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Why is it better than a heath? Like? What's the difference?
Is one like toffee and when something.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
They're both the same. I think the chocolate is it's
like a tighter chocolate. It's not a dark chocolate, but
it's like a tighter chocolate like where the heath. It
feels like the chocolate is better consistency and better.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Heat has kind of like a run of a drizzle
of chocolate too, Like it has like a weird.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I don't know. The Score loses points for being smaller
than a heath bar, but I think the toffee inside
is better and I think the chocolate is a little
bit better. So that's just personal preference. Once again, I
wish we should change that. If you play your cards
right in this podcast and a little bit later tonight,
I'll get you scored.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I might get one on the road. I might.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah, I'm we're gonna score driving down the highway, and
it'll be all right. Will be the first time, we'll
be the last time. So uh, now we're going to
number four. And it's strange to me here my number
four selection is my number one candy bar I purchase
on the road. Uh, And it's because of the availability
on this one. This is on all the plantograms, the
sets at the walmarts and targets that I usually frequent,

(21:30):
and the grocery stores. You can always find this one,
just like the Snickers. And if I was a kid,
I like the Snickers more. But this one moved up
over the years, but it is an old, reliable when
I can't find some of the other ones, this is
the one I go to for number four. It's Hershey's
Bar with Almonds. Hershey with Almonds, a game changer. Absolutely
love it. I love almonds. I have them in my
oatmeal every morning, trying to keep myself regular, of course,

(21:53):
but I love Hershey's with almonds so good. I like
that extra crunch in there. Of course. Now I would
never buy a plane Hershey's bar. There's probably one of
the last things I would ever buy. But you throw
some almonds in there, I'm all in for whatever reason.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
But they really need to double up those almonds, though, I.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Wish they're always cutting back on something. But if I
ever have a regular Hirshey's, like kicking around the house
or in the Halloween candy or something, I always go
to the move where I dip them in the peanut butter.
And of course I'm a chunky peanut butter guy, not
a creamy You're a cream.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
You can dip them in the peanut butter and then
put a little almond on there.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
You could. You can make your homemade one if you
wanted to there, But you're a creamy peanut butter I
know for a fact you love it creamy.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
You kind of you kind of got me onto the
crunchy though or whatever.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I've always been a crunchy guy, and I think it's
how you brought you were brought up as a kid.
My dad always bought Crunchy. I always had Crunchy, And
I feel like when I get creamy peanut butter, that
like I'm being cheaped out on, like it's missing something
like that. They're usually the same price, but you get
a little bit more for the crust.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
It's kind of weird thoughts. So before we had kids,
did we always buy one.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Of beach Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, because the kids eat the creamy now, so now
we always get like a bulk like size creamy.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
And I love the crunchy. I can't believe the kids
don't like crunchy. They probably never had it, they've never
tried it. Yeah, Crunchy is the best. And you know,
the other good one was that honey roasted crunchy one.
I don't know if they still make that.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I think they do.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I don't know why we stopped buying that. That was
always They.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Really did cut back the set in like the story.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, but Jelly don't sell like they used to, that's
for sure. But her she's all in number four for
me and Angie. Now we're getting into it. We're getting
down to the end here, Now we're going to number
three for you. What do you got at number three?

Speaker 4 (23:27):
This is also Enda's favorite. Oh it is okay, a
Caromello caramelo bar, a deep cut candy bar. You don't
see that everywhere anymore. And I believe that used to.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now I don't know. I was thinking that was a
Ferrero Rochet product. Now we're used to hers. They make
a baby Ruth, they make butterfinger. Now they bought that.
They bought into it, so I'm not sure my memory
fades on that one there. But the caromelo is a
solid one there. I always liked that one. Now when
I was a kid. My stepmom loves a good candy bar,
and caramelo is about her favorite. She also loved one

(23:59):
hundred grand bars, which I'm not a huge hundred grand
I can eat them if I have to, so they're
not on my list spoiler alert, But she always had
caramelos around the house. I always had those a lot.
Oh man, they are good, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
But find the individual packed ones.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Now, yeah, yeah, very good. So you once again go
into the creamy You love that feeling, the inside, that
caramel around your tongue and stuff. I know how you are.
You're just I know how you get so yeah, for sure,
for sure. But Caramelo number three, Angie, coming in hot.
Any last words about a Caramelo No one Right, we'll
get you one. We'll get you one off. We're gonna

(24:34):
run to the store and you're gonna run the gamut.
You're gonna get all you might as well might as
we should have had it. Liked my order now, Angie,
I'm moving on at number three right here, and number
three is an all time classic, going back to when
I was a little kid. I absolutely loved this candy bar.
I still love it. A little harder to find in
the my neck of the woods for whatever reason, but
you can still find them out there. I will say,

(24:56):
unfortunately a lot of times I've had these the last
few times, they're and very hard. You bite into it.
It's a tough snap where it should be a clean
snap on a candy bar. You know, you bite into
a candy bar, it wants to be a smooth pull
off that thing. You don't want to break a tooth
trying to break through it. So I don't know if
they've messed up with some stuff some of these candy bars,
candies over the last few years. Don't get me started
on the maple nut goodies. I'll go on and on rocks.

(25:19):
What are we doing? Those old man candies, those maple
nut goodies absolutely my favorite thing. And now you can't
even find him anymore. And the last batches were hard
at rock. It was like eating rocks. You couldn't even
chew it. And there I looked online so many people
complaining about it. Then they just like, you know, we're
working on it, and then they disappeared. I don't know
what happened, but anyways, Number three for me, Angie an

(25:40):
old favorite. I'll watch a m call it. And if
you've never had a watch mccll it, you're missing out, you.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Know about trying to read you're writing there.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
And she was surprised, and I was like, what, it's
a watch of mc call it full of like rice
crispies in there and like chocolate all it's it's just
a watch you ma call it. I don't know what
you call it. You call to watch McCall but they
have the like flip side of that. Have you seen
the other one? Like oh, how's it dous it? Or
something like that.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I think I actually have.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
And they're in a red package. Those are nowhere near
as good. But the watch McCall it is a standard
harder to find these days, and unfortunately, the last few
times I've had it been very terrible, so I've it's
probably dropped down my list a little bit over the
list the.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
First candy bar I ever saw you eat?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Really?

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Remember how you got one in the car?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
No, but Toss, you don't want to tell that story.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
When we were driving back from Ames, I think.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I said, hold on, I gotta pull over. I got
to watch a mc call it. And you're like, what
is this watch of McCall at all about? I don't know.
It is delicious though, And you like those two, don't you. Yeah,
you haven't had one a long time though, I bet
all right, And you're getting down to the final two.
Now we're at number two for you? What are we
going to at number two?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
My little baby? Fifth Avenue, Fifth Avenue?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
And now have you ever had one of these before
you and I met?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I don't know, I don't know. I probably not because
they wouldn't have had it in our Yeah, it's a
big city.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Candy bar, it is. I mean in Fifth Avenue we're
seeing a theme. Some of these are really easy to get.
Fifth Avenue not easy to find. It's a kind of
a kin to a butter finger, but a little bit different.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
It's like how a butter finger should be on the inside. Yeah,
a little hard as a rock on the butter fingers.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah. Yeah. So Fifth Avenues are really good. They have
shrunk the bar down, which is very unfortunate. And I
was asking you the other day have you ever had
a king size? And you said, oh, all the time.
And I said, no, no, no, no, the king size
Fifth Avenue. And then you're like, I don't I think
you said you'd never had a king size.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
I kind of like the shape of a Fifth Avenue.
It is kind of like smaller and.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Get out of here. You You know you like a thick, thick,
thick candy bar full of cream. That's what you like.
The Fifth Avenue, the king size. We got to track
one of those down. Those are even harder to find,
but they are so much better than the regular. Oh
they're so good.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Fifth.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I know, we'll just take you on a trip, Angie.
Whatever you want, whatever you need, I'll give it to you,
that's for sure. But Fifth Avenue coming in number two delicious,
hard to find though hard to find, but now Angie
were at the number two for me, very similar to
a fifth avenue. And this one everybody's had it is
the butter finger, of course. Now, I started loving butterfinger
way back in the day with the Simpsons. Of course,

(28:04):
Bart Simpson. Nobody lay a hand on my butterfinger. That's
where I really got into butterfingers, and always a treat
back in the day. Now love love, Now there's the
tail of two butterfingers. You never know what you're gonna get,
because there's nothing better than biting into a butterfinger where
it's soft, it has a nice break, it's soft in
the inside, but occasionally you get it where the inside
as hard as a rock, and those are the absolute worst.

(28:26):
Absolutely hate that it goes from being my second favorite
candy bar to like one hundred and fiftieth candy bar.
When it's hard as a rock, you can't get through it.
One thing I always hate about butterfingers, though, is they
always get in your teeth and you're sitting there trying
to get all that out of your teeth there. But man,
oh man, nothing better than a butterfinger. Back in the day. Now,
they did reformulate Butterfingers, like three or four years ago.

(28:46):
I don't know if you were aware of that or not.
A lot of people flipped out saying they're terrible, they
hate them, they're done with butterfinger Not me. I like
the reformulation. I thought it was just as good, so
I didn't have any issues with it. And for the
most part, in the reform related ones, you don't get
as many hard chunks inside. It's a softer, almost dare
I say, creamier experience, of course, So love love me

(29:08):
some Butterfingers, an all time favorite of mine, had some
ups and downs, but holding solid here at number two.
But now, Angie, we're separating the men from the boys.
That's what we're doing here. We're separating the women like
yourself from the little girls. We're at the number one
candy bar of all time. As votifying, Angie, Angie, what
is your number one candy bar?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
I already have regruts because I want to flip to
what so I put my number one of Snickers.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Snickers old favorite number five, my number five?

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Crazy, Okay, it's the concept of picking one. Was it's
my most eaten? Oh? She did this wrong because Fifth
Avenue was really hard to find. But I think I
like Fifth Avenue. I like Fifth Avenue better, so you
want to switch those? Fifth Avenue is like my favorite
candy bar.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
And then well that's what I was talking about throughout
my list here is like you know something, okay, Well
it's okay. So Snickers is number two.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Especially Snickers when you kind of get one that's like soft,
which only obviously happens in the summertime. Obviously you don't
when it melted, but like soft.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
And how do you like a frozen Snickers bar?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I used to like them, but I don't like them.
You mean like an actual and freeze it or the ice.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Cream bars the actual freezing.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
I've never done that.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
So the ice cream bars are okay. I don't hate them.
I don't like them.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
I don't like them.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I'm not a huge ice cream guy, but I like it.
But I never crave it. I never crave ice cream
like you do. You crave it. I just I don't.
I crave a stick of beef jerky in my mouth.
That's what I give me all the beef.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I think that less as I'm getting older, though, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Ice cream and you crave the stick of beef more
probably probably good for you. Good for you. You're the best,
you're the best. But you're going Snickers number two, Fifth
Avenue number one, and now I'm going to number one
and number one. We're seeing things here. We're agreement. Yes,
we're twins. Fifth Avenue is my absolute favorite candy bar,

(30:55):
and it goes back to me as a little kid.
After school in elementary you rock across the street there
was a gas station. I would grab myself a Fifth
Avenue and always right in the world, Always right in
the world, and they were like twenty five cents. Back then.
It was cool with the Fifth Avenues too. Snickers and
all the name brand stuff was always more expensive. You
could get things like a Fifth Avenue a lot cheaper
because it wasn't like a name brand thing. So really

(31:17):
enjoyed some Fifth Avenues over the years, still enjoying them
to this day. I would love to get a Fifth
Avenue blizzard or something like that, or a concrete mixer
at Culver's. I would love to see what could be
done with Fifth Avenue and ice cream. But Fifth Avenue
just doesn't come across very often. You almost got to
go to like a farming country store too to find those.
Sometimes that's what we should check out.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
But you get it in ice cream though it gets
cold and hard.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Could it could? I'll never forget as a kid when
you go trigger treating too. Every once in a while
I get a Fifth Avenue mixed in with the candy.
I always be like, oh my gosh, where do they
find these fun sized fifth Avenues. That's like it's like
finding Bigfoot at the same time. You just never see
that kind of stuff there. But a good list, Angie,
And it's funny we're on the same page there. And
I think, Angie, one of the reasons you and I
work in is we're very different individuals that come together.

(32:03):
I think if Angie was sitting here listening to heavy
metal all day long and collecting action figures, I don't
know how well we work out together. But the Angie
you like, you know, the girly stuff, the hair stuff,
and I like the heavy metal stuff and stuff. But
we formed together, and our bond here is all signified
and brought together by our love of Fifth Avenue. I
think that's what keeps us together all these years later,

(32:23):
is the Fifth Avenue is what keeps us together right here.
So an interesting list here. I'd be very interested to
hear what you guys think in your list. Put it
in the comments of the YouTube, or feel free to
send it to the Kyle Peters to show at gmail
dot com. But there's a lot of candy bars out there, Angie,
and we've seen it. We've seen a million candy bars
and we rocked them all like a young bon Jovie.
And that's the only bon Jovie talk I'm doing here today.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I can't believe we talked for twenty minutes about candy bars.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Believe it's sister. Believe it sister. Any last thoughts on
candy bars from you other than I just want one, okay?
And I'm hopeful for the future of candy bars. What
could be in the next big candy bar out there?
I don't know our old favorite are there, but there's
got to be. It's been a long time since something
swept the nation as a new candy bar. You know,
Reese's has tried a lot of different things, like Take five.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
They just need to get back to the basics of
their originals.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yes, if you would have asked me this question in
the eighties, Reese's Peanut butter cups would have been at
the top of the list. Those things were so good.
Now they're just god awful. It's just got awful, just disgusting.
I like the little mini ones that you put like
in a cookie or something. Those are better than the
normal ones. But man Reese has lost their weight, and
I don't know if ever find their way back. We'll
see what happens many chemicals. But there it is. I

(33:31):
think we've said all that needs to be said about
a top five list on candy bars. Don't you think, Angie,
I'm going to asking you anything else? Probably not, probably not.
But Angie, now we're gonna segue into it's time. In
a very cool plot twist, we're gonna try new foods
because they might taste good. Alright, it's time to try

(33:59):
new foods because it might taste good. And we know
you love some new foods to try. Here and Angie,
in a perfect segue, you're saying you're dying for a
candy bar. We're trying a brand new candy bar here today.
But in a plot twist, Angie, we got two new
things to try, a food and a drink here today,
Angie excited.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Why weren't we just saying how there wasn't any new
candy bars out?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, we never got a new candy bar. That's true,
that's true. I guess what I was saying though, was
like a new.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Candy bar, like something that will be on the market.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, like Kyle's Nugat Factory or something like that. We
want something new. But obviously what they're doing, just like
we see with Oreos, just like we see with Dorido's,
they're branching off on that popular name to get a
new twist. Maybe it'll take, maybe it won't. It's like
throwing a dartboard. Maybe you'll get lucky. And as we've
said on the channel before, of course tails from retail,

(34:46):
eighty five percent of all new items fail. So I
don't know if this one's gonna make it, but we'll
see what ends up happening. But the word of the
day is in and out, and Angie loves a little out,
as we do know, and that's what happens with these items.
They're here for a limited time, they go away. Maybe
you like them, maybe they come back seasonally, maybe they
don't come back at all. But Angie, we're gonna dive
into it. Should what should we do first? Drink or

(35:06):
the candy bar.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I feel like candy bar because we're gonna be thirsty.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Okay, we're gonna start it off, and Angie, we're going
to a butterfinger. Of course, butterfinger was on my list.
Was not on your list though, very strange, but you.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Like them, but I used to love them, but then
I feel like they've gone that.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
You're not against them. So we got this brand new
butter finger we found. It is salted caramel, crispity crunchity
peanut buttery, salted caramel, and looking from the picture here, there's.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
No milk chocolate on it. It's fully dipped in salted caramel.
It looks like there's a little salt on it too,
salted in the in the caramel. We'll have at and.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
It is one of these king sized bars. So it
is two separate bars, so we each get our own.
Oh that's great, so we don't we don't have to
share it like that way two hundred and sixty calories.
But yeah, I know, I know that look that look
so it is usual stuff right here. Part of the
Ferraro group who did by Nessley candy Bars, Baby Ruth

(36:00):
butter fingers and stuff that we're gonna open it up. Angie,
you think could get better? That's very calmly. I like
the smell or is that caramelly smelling?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
I got it. Kind of smells like your maple nut goodies.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
That's what I was just gonna say. I know this
smell so many seconds I was like, I know this
smell somewhere and this is like the Bronx. Baby, you're
gonna be sad when these are gonna have them. I'm
very excited because I love those maple nut goods. It's
an old people candy, but man, will man, it's just
something nostalgic about that, and I would love to get that.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I used to get so excited when I find would
find a bag for you because you loved them. But
we can never find.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Them, I know.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
And then the last two years before they discontinued.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
We're horrible, horrible, horrible Walgreens used to have them over
by our house, so it was always nice. But this,
like this just makes me smile with the smell. Well
I do, that's all I got going. I'm growing, of course,
this is amazing, but this this smelling again, Oh my gosh,
that totally.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
That is so nostalgic, and even like I was like
the peanut part of it too.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, it's on. Yeah. So this is like a five
out of five just on smell. Unbelievable. Save the wrapper.
You can take this.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Out of there, keep smelling it.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Oh my gosh, this might be the perfect candy bar.
And if we get a five, we're done. We don't
need to ever try an their candy bar again.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
I kind of just cheated because there was a little
piece of salty caramels. I eat it.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I just did the same thing. No, no dirt on
this desk, get that off the desk, of course, thick
taking a mass. How is the thickness for you? You
can take more of that.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I can double it up and take it for sure.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I've seen it. I've seen it. All right, Ready to
try this. I have high hopes. I know it is.
It's a five on the on the smell of meter. Right,
you're five out of five. You're gonna start gleaking, I
might all right, you ready, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Okay, oh.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
H hmm. I can tell you it's not gonna be
a file. It's edible.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I think the chocolate pair is better with like offsetting
that whatever the inside flavor is, because it all kind
of tastes the same, Like you don't get the salted
caramel to like the end, and then it kicks back
in like it just tastes like a butter finger, and then.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
The middle this butter finger, So you know butterfinger right now.
Unfortunately for me, mine was one of those hard ones.
I was talking about how I don't like them when
they're hard, Like I'm soft, is yours hard? Mine's hard.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
I didn't even get through it on my first Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
I wish it was softer, man, that would add so
much to this one here, But I'm gonna do a
second bite. I mean it's good, but yeah, it's good.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
The salted caramel doesn't really balance the butter finger, so
it's better with chocolate. I think that is crazy, how
so much?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, I wish you had a more maple taste to it.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
That's what it smells like. Maple tastes like swalter carmel.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, it's definitely not terrible, though, I mean, I don't
know if I would get it again.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
We're gonna be picking this out of our teeth the
whole rest of that's true.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
But I don't know. It's definitely not a five. But
on a smell alone, it is one hundred percent of five.
What are you going to rate it on?

Speaker 4 (39:25):
I'll give it a three.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
I'm in the same boat three out of five on
meat on this one too. It's it's worth a try once.
It would never be my top five, it wouldn't be
a permanent go to candy bar for me. I'm glad
I tried it, and I just felt like a flash
of love come over my whole body, over my boy.
I was just growing right here every time I you, yeah, exactly.
It was just like that. You summed it up perfectly.

(39:49):
I don't need to say any more. But three out
of five is solid enough. But me and a five
out of five in the smell department. If you like
maple nut goodies like me, if you're an eighty year
old man watching this, you probably about maple nut goodies.
But man, I miss those things and I need to
track those down. I got to be on the lookout,
but I haven't seen him anywhere. But Angie, we're not
done tasting it here. We got a drink to do here,

(40:09):
and we got a mountain dew, summer freeze, cherry, lemon, raspberry,
naturally artificial flavor. Basically a bomb pop Mountain dew is
what this one is. It's full on dew. It's not
that diet de it's full on one hundred and sixty calories.
You know what's packed with sugar here? Zero protein? I
can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
I bet it's like ninety percent of your daily intake.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Probably forty three grams of sugar, includes forty three grams
of added sugar, eighty seven percent of your daily value.
So this is absolutely out of control. So you should
not be drinking this at all. We're doing it for
the taste tests, and I'm ashamed of myself as a
parent for giving these for the kids.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Well we wanted to get a zero, but they didn't
have any.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah, so interesting. Now, Angie, how do you feel about
bomb pops?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I like, I really liked him as a kid.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Jam I never liked to bomb.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
I think it's just one of those things. As an
adult you're like, taste change and you kind of grow
out of that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I think we actually have some bomb pops in the
freezer right now. You want to demonstrate how to eat
a bomb pop. I think that would be a good video.
You could show us all how you.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Do that, except they're like sour ones.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Oh yeah, we got to side like no different though.
You get you go all the way down to the stick.
Of course your eyes start watering a little bit, but
you know it's so sour, of course, but then it's good.
And I think there might be something inside those two.
I'm not sure, but one hundred and sixty calories a lot.
So Angie, you're not a big bomb pop. You're okay
with him. You liked them as a kid. I never

(41:29):
liked bomb pops, probably the last thing I'd ever want
to choose. I didn't hate the flavor. I just I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
We didn't get them very often. I like the little
flavor ices better.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I prefer if I'm going to have, like an ice
cream tree or something like that, I want like the
butterfinger or the heath. They have those bars and stuff.
I like it with a chocolate on the outside, or
like an ice cream sandwich. I don't like just to
straight up popsicle.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I like a chocolate peanut butter guy.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Chocolate peanut butter guy for sure. I also like mounds
from time to time as well. But Angie, we're going
to dive into this mountain due. But I guess before
we get here, what's your history of mountain dew? What
do you feel about mountain dew?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
We do not mix.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
You never liked mountain de.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Do full throttle one makes my eyeball shake and then
I think the diets taste like chemicals.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
So you're not going to drink this whole can? No,
So I have a different feel on mountain dew. When
I was a kid, in my teenage years, I was
fueled on mountain dew twenty four to seven. I've told
the stories before. You know, I was a working man
from an early age, and with that, living at home,
I didn't have to pay rent, thanks to for not
making me pay rent as a kid. But I went

(42:31):
one deeper. You know, I'm working. I'm basically working full time,
going to high school and stuff, and living at home
as one does. And I went all in. I said,
you know what I want mountain dew. And I would
go to Sam's Club and I would buy cases of
mountain dew, so in my room cases piled up high.
And I also bought beef jerky. I'd have these like
those round plastic tubs with all the sticks inside there.

(42:51):
I would buy it spelled grade. The ladies loved it,
especially I knew you back then, you would have just
loved it in there. But I had stacks of that
in there. And I also had to reck TV just
for my house so I can watch ECW wrestling. I
want to buy CCW.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Well.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I was the coolest kid on the block. There's no
doubt about it, for sure. But I was all in
on the mountain dew. I love mountain dew, but somewhere
when I hit college, I couldn't drink regular mountain dew anymore.
It's just too much for me. It's too syrupy. It
just doesn't work. But Angie, I do like a what
die a diet do? I do like a diet do.
So if I'm gonna get pop pop soda, what is it?

(43:27):
I call it pop, you call it pop as well,
probably I'm gonna get a diet mountain dew. That's what
I would drink. I'm usually a white monster guy, but
I will mix in the diet mountain dew as well.
I also love coke, regular coke, not diet coke. None
of that regular coke, but I told myself, I can't
have it in the house. If I have it in
the house, I'll drink it. So I don't buy it anymore,
and I'll get it at a restaurant if they don't

(43:48):
have diet mountain dew every once in a while. But
I need I need like a diet do or a
coke to just get my food down when I'm eating.
That's a whole other problem. That's a whole other problem.
I just choking die. I can't water won't move food
through my system. I don't understand it. I don't understand it.
That's going to be something carbonated to break that food
down and get it down. Doctor problem. We call doctor
Phil or somebody I don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
But I never even had got I was really a
loud pop growing up. We had like Diet seven up,
but otherwise we drank water and melt with all our meals.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Nobody wants diet seven now, that's the worst thing. No
wonder you didn't. We had my dad.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
We had a role bone and I'm strong.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I guess we had a rule at my house is
you could have one a day. So my dad would
buy coke or Mountain dew or whatever, and you could
have one a day. That was it. So that was
the hard fast rule once upon a time in my childhood.
But I've dabbled in a lot of dues. You know,
I've tried about every single dew over the years, but
nothing really sticks. The diet do, for sure, is the

(44:45):
one to go with there. So now we're going to
try this bomb pop one and it's lay first.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
I'm gonna let you know you do it because you're
weird about it.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I'm not weird about with you. I don't like backwash
sharing drinks. I don't like sharing drinks, but I'll share
it with you. I'll swap some spit with you. What
do you think? What's the flavor? What's the taste? I
guess I gotta give. I gotta go too.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
I feel like stuff like that's flavored in that way.
It always ends up tasting flat to me.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, I don't know. It's very so.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Many flick flap flavors together, and it's blue. It comes
out blue.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
It comes out blue. You know, a smurf, dumb sir.
It comes out blue.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
It says absolutely nothing for me. It doesn't even taste
good to me. It tastes like a flat You.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Would say it's not worth the calories, is what you
would say.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
It's like if you get like an icy and then
that last little sip you get when it's all melted.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
It does taste like that. You're exactly what is I'm
not an icy guy, surprise, surprise, But it exactly tastes
when there's barely anything left on the icy and it's
basically melted down, you get that last little suck out
of the straw. That's what it tastes like. And I
think this is one of those ones that the colder
it is, the better it tastes too, because it gives
you that taste to it.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
There.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
It's fairly cold here. It's sitting out of the refrigerator
since we started here. But I don't know. I would
never buy this again. This isn't for me already. See
Oh yeah, it's blue. It's blue tongue. We'll get that
cleaned up a little bit later, for sure, we'll get
that off there. I know just a way. I'll tell
you how. But I would never buy this again. You
would never buy this again either. I think it's in

(46:14):
and out. It's the summertime kind of drink. This is
something you want to drink in the dead of the winter.
I don't think either. What are you going to rate
it out of five? One one? I'm gonna one two.
So not really worth definitely not worth the calories. If
it was zero calory, I'd say, okay, maybe that's a
little bit better. But one hundred and sixty calories that's
a lot to.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
All that sugar. Like we probably just took in like
ten grams of sugar in those little drinks.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Not worth it at all. So not the best.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Moment on your lips forever on your hips.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
There you go. I love those, and you know what,
your hips just don't lie. I've been told, I've seen it.
I've seen it in action, that's for sure. But the
ng and interesting A tale of two things, the highest
the highs, the lowest the lows, but just kind of
settling in the middle is what this one was right here, sugar,
but that is some new foods. It'll be interesting next week,
Gage Octane. I don't know if we'll do this segment.

(47:01):
This is kind of uraniice thing, but we'll see what
ends up happening. Maybe you can just like talk about
your favorite we got a lot more things to talk
about than that. We'll save this for you when you
get back. And who knows Angie's going to Philadelphia. Maybe
should bring them back a cheese steak and her luggage.
That'd be amazing. Just rap it so it doesn't get dirty.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
You can stop by customs or whatever, whoever stops you.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Maybe allowed food. Maybe, Well there it is, Angie. It's
time to try new foods, and we did it. But
now guess what it's time for. It's time for the
album of the week. It's time for one of your
favorite segments. It's time for the album of the week
or aka Angie maybe nap time a little bit here,
But Angie, we're diving into it here at the album

(47:42):
of the week. And this came out the week of
my birthday. Coincidence, I think not? I think not. But
I have spent some time with this album. I've listened
to it probably five times now, and it's good. It's solid.
Is it the best? Probably not. What are we talking
about here? The Manta Core tapes from Motor fresh off
the driveway, I guess from Amazon is what that was,

(48:04):
fresh off the line, But it is the Manticor tapes
and the historical significance of this one kind of outweighs
the listenableness to this one. Is this was the first
time the classic lineup of Motorhead ever got together in
the studios. They put together. I guess a demo is
what we'll call it a demo album. Here. We've heard
all these songs from Motorhead. We heard them on their

(48:24):
first official release, but this is their first run through
in the studios, the first time they ever came together
with the classic group of Motorhead here. So the historical
significance outweighs the quality and all that kind of stuff
of this. Now, nice DeLux booklet with this one. One
CD track of course, And as I said, we've heard
all of these songs. Alternate takes. Some songs a little

(48:46):
bit rougher in quality wise than other ones. There we
do got an instro. I guess I'll run down the
track list real quick. Intro leave and here a classic Angie,
your all time favorite song, the Vibrator song, of course,
help keews that out, help keep us on the road.
One of my all time favorite Motorhead songs, The Watcher
of course, the classic song Motorhead. I always say if

(49:09):
you are a heavy metal band, you should have a
song named after your band. So Motorhead sings Motorhead, Iron
Maiden sings Iron Maiden, Night Demon shout out to the
boys and night Demon pick up the brand new figure
and box that right now. They got a song, Night
Demon song Motorhead is amazing, definitely worth checking out. Got
which doctor in here? Iron Horse, born to lose, of course,
born to Louz, lived to win, Lemmy's motto, as we know,

(49:31):
leaving here again on here, an alternate take, Vibrator once again,
an alternate take right there, take two with the old vibrator,
and then the Watcher alternate take. So I'm here for
all these songs. Very cool, nice deluxe package here, they
have vinyls, they have everything else going on. But I
love me some Motorhead. And it's a very controversial things
like this being released here because there's a lot of

(49:52):
people out there said Lemmy's dead, he didn't wouldn't want this,
he wouldn't have signed off on this. I guess you
never know either way, would he of or wouldn't he
to me? I personally love all the live stuff, the
stuff that comes out because it feels like Motorheads still here.
It feels like we're still getting stuff, So I like that.
I don't want Motorhead to just never release anything ever again.

(50:12):
That just I don't know, it feels like they're still here.
He's still here when things like this come out, and
there's been a lot of live album has been a
lot of live stuff over the last couple of years.
Still waiting for Lemmy's solo album. He had that thing
done before he died. Would love to see that officially
be released. They've been hinting at it. Hopefully it happens
sooner rather than later. But give me all the Motorhead,

(50:33):
give me the albums, give me the live stuff. Angie. Personally,
I would love to see them release the Motorhead Cruise
live shows. I think that would be really fun. I
would love it if they could do a box seut
of that Captain Lemmy on the Seventh Seas that was
an all timer of an experience, and we went on
the Motorhead Cruise two times and a lot of fun
out there. Would love to hear those sets eventually. I

(50:53):
do actually have the vinyl album with that. We should
hang that in the house somewhere. Maybe one of these
days we will. But there it is the Man to
Court Capes, brand new for Motorhead, old re release, whatever
you want to call it, but it is new Motorhead
through the Door this week. That is the album of
the week. But Angie, now we segue to your second
favorite segment. We segue two, the Figure of the Week.

(51:27):
All right, Angie, it's time for Figure of the week,
and this week is an interesting one. I don't know
if you know anything about this what I'm gonna talk about. So, Angie,
the best thing you said, I'll do this podcast with
you if you guarantee I can learn something new in
every single video. And we've been just tracking that on.
Angie's learning a lot. I haven't retained any of it.
I haven't retained it, but she's learned a lot of stuff.
And Angie, I got a little bit of a western

(51:47):
wear on here today. Angie got me this for my birthday.
But this is kind of a perfect one to wear
here today. Is it's got the tassels, Yeah, tassels on it,
which reminds me of a young Ozzy Osbourne. You know
Ozzy Osbourne, of course, and Ozzy is right here on
the table. Of course. My table figure this week, but

(52:08):
the figure of the week, or maybe we'll call it
statue of the week. It is Knucklebone Statue. It is
the god himself. It is Tony Iomi, of course, Tony Iomi,
Ozzy Osbourne, you add Bill Ward in the mix, get
a little Geezer Butler, some Ronnie James do O, maybe
some Vinnieapissy, maybe a little bit of Tony Martin. I

(52:28):
don't know if that's crazy, but long story short, it
is the band Black Sabbath, and right now, Angie's we're
filming this. Black Sabbath has an all day concert for
their final ever performance in Birmingham, England, a huge metal
festival with all the bands over there, Metallica, Anthrax, Guns
N' Roses, Lamb of God, Masta, don you name it,

(52:48):
who's who of heavy metal outside of Judas Priest there
with the Scorpions for Scorpions final or not final show.
There's sixtieth anniversary show over in Germany right now. But
I know Scorpion. I need to see this. It's like
the one band I've never got to see live in
concert that I want to and I've seen Black Sabbath
numerous times. I saw the reunion. I saw probably the

(53:09):
greatest show I ever saw was oz Fest two thousand
and four with Judas Priest reuniting with Rob Halford and
the original Black Sabbath lineup. So I did get to
see that. I was blown away as a young man,
that's for sure. And then I did see Black Sabbath
on their last tour they did together. Of course, Unfortunately
bill Ward was not a part of that. Along the way,

(53:29):
I've had tickets for Ozzie like ten times in my life.
He had canceled all ten of those shows over like
a twenty year span. I never got to see Ozzi solo.
Just heartbreaking disappointment, especially that time Minnesota. It was gonna
be Ozzy with Halford opening up solo. I was so
excited for that got canceled because it snow never rescheduled.
Just hard times disappointment. If there ever was one but

(53:50):
the god Tony. Iomi here, Ozzy, we're celebrating Black Sabbath.
It is the end, the end of them, of course,
Ozzy is man, It's tough. I don't know what's gonna
happen there. Nobody really knows for sure. And I'm watching
or you're watching this or no. As I'm recording this,
how about ang, Nobody knows what's gonna happen. I don't
know if Ozzy's gonna be able to pull out a
lot of songs. Hopefully you can do a song or two.

(54:11):
But everybody play and tribute to Black Sabbath one last time.
Bill Ward's gonna be on drums. That's absolutely amazing. So
I do think this will be the last hurrah. But
I even heard like Tony Oomi the other day saying, well,
you never know, you never know. I guess you'd never
know when it could be over. You never know, I guess.
But I'm all about Black Sabbath, one of the greatest
bands ever. I'll never forget getting into Black Sabbath as

(54:32):
a very little kid. Still love him to this day,
but all time great. So there's not really any bad
Black Sabbath, even the Tony Martin stuff I was talking
about earlier. Now, I know it's very controversial. Love Ozzy.
I love Ozzy. I absolutely love Ozzy. I also love
Ronnie James Dio and do O Sabbath, especially those two albums,
Heaven and Hell and Mob Rules. Man oh man. I

(54:54):
know it's a controversial opinion. But a lot of people
say it's nowhere near as good as Azzie or No No,
a lot of team camps. I like both, but man,
those do ones. Oh if you've never heard those two albums,
do yourself a favor, Do yourself a favor, right, Angie?
You know all about the mob rules, and you know
what happens when you listen to fools. Yeah, I forget
the mob rules of course. Putting Angie on the spot there,

(55:18):
But our figure statue of the week once again, his knucklebones.
This is Tony Iomi. This is long out of print,
just beautiful. I had to represent Tony Iomi in the
collection here playing away there and you notice those fingertips
right there. Yeah, you know what happened to that? So
Tony working in the steel factory of course, Birmingham back
in the day. He was just getting ready to sign
his first album and he was working doing his last shift,

(55:40):
and I don't know if he was trying to hurry
his way through or whatever, but lost the fingertips along
the way. So how bad is that? So he just
taped on like one of those things that people sew with.
You know, when you're sewing, you protect your thumb I
don't know what they're called. They're monopoly. I know, fumble, thimble, fimble.
There we go. So he like kind of did that

(56:02):
and then later years I think it was like dish soap,
like dish soap container, you like molded the plastic around there.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
My gosh. You think somebody could have made him.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
And I think he's got some prosthetics made. But it's amazing,
and I think that is part of his sound. That's
part of why he sounds so good. Because of all that,
he sounds different and just the thing I love about
Tony Iomi on guitar is none of his guitar stuff
is super difficult to play. There's nothing better when you're
first starting to play guitar and you just play blast
into Paranoid or something like that, and it's really easy

(56:31):
to play. But it's him making it his own with
his own feel and everything. And sometimes I think the
simplest things are better than the yingue Malmstein type Stuffhere
you're just running up and down that frepboard. Something special
about just simplicity and stuff like that. So there you go.
That is the figure aka statue of the week Knucklebones
Tony Iomi so how about that.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Angie, does he usually play with his eyes closed?

Speaker 3 (56:55):
If you're a real guitarist, you play with your eyes
closed all the time. There's no doubt about it. You
keep up feel you just feel it, you feel it.
And that's I feel like Ozzie because Ozzie used to
wear something like this back in the seventies all the
time with the fringe. So just looking good and feeling
good too today, Angie, that's what we're doing. But we're
not done with this podcast. We're keeping on going, Angie.
It's time for story time with Kyle. All right, Angie,

(57:27):
settled in, She's ready for a good old story. And
let me tell you about a great story once upon
a time. And I've probably told you this story before.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
It'll get it.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
But Daddy, yeah, Daddy'll tell you a story later, that's
for sure. But we're gonna dive into this story here
for my college years, Angie. It's kind of like Saved
by the Bell of College Years. You ever watch that show? Yes,
Save by the Bell of College Years? A good for you.
I love that show. And it was so hard to find. No,
she wasn't in that. She was in the Beach episodes

(57:57):
to the beach and they worked that summer. But the
the college years were a little bit different but also similar.
But we'll watch those later on there. But my college
year is very similar to say, by the Bell college
years as well, of course, but I was in college
and guess what, Kyle hated school. I hated school my
entire life. I never enjoy going to school. I didn't
want to do it. I thought school was a waste
of time. And I work all the time. And everybody's like,

(58:19):
but Kyle, how do you not like go to school,
but you'll go to work and you'll work all these
hours and stuff. Well, it's pretty simple at the end
of the day. What I get paid to work. I
didn't get paid to go to school. But obviously schooling
helps you, you know, you get your degree and all
that kind of stuff. It opens up doors for you.
I'm never going to be the person that says you
better have a degree and you better go onto that,
because there's a lot of smart people that don't have degrees.

(58:41):
A lot of people are smarter than me that have
degrees or don't have degrees as well. And I really
truly believe a degree really only means something if you're
like a doctor or maybe like an engineer or something
like really important. Not that what I don't do, what
I do every day is not important. Of course, I'm
feeding the world every single day, feet to everybody, including you.

(59:01):
But a degree doesn't mean a whole lot, I don't think,
especially these days. Yeah, it's nice to have, but it
does show and I remember my dad telling me that too.
It shows that you put your mind to something and
you complete it in a certain amount of time, and
that shows people that, hey, this guy has dedication to him.
He did take that next step, get to get that done.
So it makes sense. It is what it is. I'm

(59:21):
not turning my degree back, that's for sure. But a
degree isn't something I feel that you really gotta have.
But it helps. It helps. It's probably better to have
one than not have one. I guess at the end
of the day, I guess. I don't know. But I
was in college, and of course I hated going to
college classes. And one thing I always tell you, I'm consistent.
I might not have had the best grades. And we're
gonna tell that German class story. That's an old timer.
We're gonna bring into old Miss Rectanus. Yes, that was

(59:43):
her name, and we'll tell you that whole story one day.
But I had to take classes, and I usually looked
for what's the easiest classes I could take to get
myself through this college experience. Here, and one of these classes,
I think it was like biology or like, I don't know,
outdoor biology or whatever it was, but it was a
science class, and I remember it being like a summertime
because I took summer classes throughout the years of college.

(01:00:05):
I never took time off. A lot of people had
summer off. I would always take two or three classes
every single summer because I worked full time through college,
so I would take that one less class each semester,
so and then I would make those classes up in
the summer because I was working full time, so I
had to do that. But in the summer, I remember
the cool thing about summer classes were most of the
time they met once a week, but it was an

(01:00:26):
all day once a week. So you take the good,
you take the bad, and then you have the facts
of life, of course. But I took this science class
and it was your traditional science room here. You know,
you're sitting at a table kind of like this. There
would be two stools here, you were sitting by somebody
or whatever. You'd have a sink here, you'd have all
this kind of stuff. You know. It was a traditional
you know, chemistry room whatever, science room there. And I

(01:00:47):
remember it was a hot summer day. It was a
hot summer. It was like one hundred degrees out, and
you know when it gets really hot, you're tired. The
day is long. You probably stayed up late the night before.
You're sitting there, and I'm doing one of those I'm
starting not off. And one thing that always kept me
awake in school, and I don't do this very often anymore,
but I used to chew gum all the time. I
rarely chew gum anymore, very rarely, but I used to

(01:01:08):
in school a lot because you were allowed to, and
it would keep me up. It would keep me up
on those long class days there. But I'll never forget.
I'm kind of dozing off. It's hot. You know, it's boring, obviously,
you're in school and it's science, double boring right there.
And I'm sitting there in the stool and I had
gum and I was chewing on the gum and I
had the gum wrapper. You know, you're bored. You're fidgeting
around with and I'm folding up, I'm twisting it and

(01:01:29):
doing all that kind of stuff. And I remember, clear
as day, I was just doing one of these. I'm
sitting here just kind of zoning out, and then right
in front of us, since it's the whole thing, there
was an outlet, you know, an electrical outlet right here,
and I'm just sitting here and I'm like, not paying attention.
I have this in my hand, and I remember just
putting it right into the electric outlet. It was one
of those silver silver wrappers. This is one of the

(01:01:52):
most embarrassing moments in my life. And I don't know
why I'm telling this that. I'm like halfway asleep. I
stick it in there and it goes and a big
cloud of smoke, black smoke comes out of it, and
I ruined the outlet and black smoke comes out. It
made a spark and a noise and all this, and
of course everybody in the class was like, what what
the heck? The teacher comes over. It was a whole fiasco,

(01:02:14):
and I don't know how that happened, but I was
just such in a daze, not paying attention, just kind
of out there, and I guess, you know, I know,
you're not going to stick a fork in there, You're
not gonna stick metal in there, but that silver wrapper
did the same kind of thing there, and just being
kind of in a daze and all that. I'll never
forget it, but I remember hitting it, hearing that zap,

(01:02:35):
seeing that little bit of flame, and then this black smoke.
It was kind of like the smoke of a nuclear bomb,
you know, that kind of mushroom cloud that goes up,
but in a much smaller thing. It was like just
a and everybody just looking at me and being so
embarrassed there. I don't remember if I really got in trouble.
It's not either he asked me to leave or anything
like that. But man, oh man, was that embarrassing. One

(01:02:56):
of the most embarrassing moments of my life because you
set the class and got everybody to notice you. But then,
second off, are you that dumb? We're in science class.
Are you that dumb that you stuck that in there?
What are you doing? But you know me, I'm always
trying to plug every single hole I can find, every
single one of those I'm trying to plug it. You
can contest to that. You know how it works, and
I'm no different there in the outlet right in front

(01:03:17):
of me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Did anybody find out you did that?

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Yeah? Everybody saw everybody turn.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
I mean, did they know why it happened?

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
No? I didn't sit there and tell everybody. I wish
they would have said, mister Peterson, come up and tell
us about what you did. Hear I would have told
the whole story, and then maybe I wouldn't have been
so shamed out there. But I think everybody kind of
looked down at me from that day on in that
science class hard times. That guy's not going anywhere, That's
what they said. Maybe they were right wrong, you know,
but did you ever have any crazy stuff like that

(01:03:44):
at your time in school or anything? Did you ever
do anything stupid?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Sure, like streaking through the auditorium Probably things like that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
I'm sure I got the pants line.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Oh, nobody likes to be depants and we know about
you no underwear, so I probably did it had to
back then.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
I don't know. I couldn't even tell you about underwear
on No.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
No, you're not shy though, so it's like you're like, oh, funny, guys,
I'm just gonna show you. I'm gonna leave these pants
down all day long.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
It wasn't like I was getting picked on, like not
like me, are like bullying me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
They were like, no, you rule the roost out there.
I can only imagine. I've seen your community, I've seen
your schools. I know you ruled the roost out there.
But I'm sure you sold it off. You played it
off legit for sure, knowing you. But anything else come
to mind. Nothing. I got stories for days, and I'll
save them for another day, is what I'm gonna do there,
because I got another story which kind of segues into

(01:04:34):
what Angie was just saying there. It's time for a
double dose of storytime with Kyle. But this time we're
going to Tails from Retail. All right, Angie, It's time
for Tails from Retail and all time favorite here on
the channel, here where I dive into my decades of
retail experience for some crazy stories. And this one popped

(01:04:58):
into my head this week as I was eating a
lot of Walmarts and Angie, you were hitting these Walmarts
a lot with me this week as well, trying to
find the new wrestling shipper Summer Slam shipper for you
toy collectors out there trying to track that bad boy down.
So I was in and out of a lot of Walmarts.
I was in and out of a lot of things
this week, multiple times a day, some may say. But
I was running back and forth, and I went to

(01:05:18):
one of the Walmarts where many many years ago, once
upon a time, when I was a young sales rep
for the Nabisco Corporation of all things, I was the
sales rep for this Walmart store, and I ruled this
Walmart with an iron fist. And I always tell people
about the day. You know, Kyle had thirty five displays
in the stores for the holiday, unheard of. Now you're
lucky to see one or two displays from these companies.
I had thirty five at one time, No big deal.

(01:05:40):
I was the number one Dibisco rep of all time,
or for the year in two thousand and seven, the
whole United States number one. Right here, you're looking at them,
and there's no doubt about that. Of course, hustled, hustled, hustled,
and that year helped me get promoted into where I
am now all these years later. A different company though,
of course, but a lot of crazy stuff at this
Walmart is, would you I wouldn't say this is like

(01:06:01):
a terrible Walmart, but it's not the greatest clientele. You
know which one I'm talking about. So it's middle of
the road, it's rougher, and it's actually in a better
neighborhood than the clientele that it brings. It's a weird
thing how that works, where there is a badder part
of town where the client tel is a little bit better.
So it's it's like the more poor people, the poors

(01:06:22):
is that we're gonna say, they go to the fancy Walmart,
and then the more uppity people they go to the
non fancy one. So weird.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
It's linked to a Sam's Club, so I think the
fancier people go to Sam's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
That could be too. That could be too, so who
knows what's going on there. But this Walmart was always
crazy and there was a lot of shenanigans. And actually
this is the Walmart. And I think it was the
first ever episode of the Kyle Peterson Show podcasts where
I told about my tablet from work getting stolen my
laptop and same store. Go figure, go figure with this star.
But what reminds me of this this week is I'm

(01:06:52):
sitting in the parking lot, you know, I'm getting ready
to go in there and all this stuff, turning the
car off and all that. But I look in front
of me and there's a car park in front of me.
I'm looking at it, and the whole front end is
crushed in like crush. There's no license plate, the headlights
are crushed, the the the hood is bent back like
somebody rolled it back. I mean, just a hot mess.
The windshields cracked, all this kind of stuff. And there's

(01:07:14):
a couple sitting in there in the front right for me.
And this is about seven thirty in the morning, so
it's early in the Walmart parking lot. And I think
and maybe they spent the night there is what I
think has happened in there. And the guy was awake.
He was sitting there just like just going like this
kind of back and forth in his seat, and then
he had a girl next to him. It was like
bizarre world. Engine Kyle, is what it was, really bizarre world.

(01:07:35):
But I'm pretty sure they had a whole night fueled
on drugs. I think is what was going on is
she was like tweaking out, She was like this, and
she just.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
That they just took a hit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
I don't know, but she was just like convulsing and
do a weird stuff, and like, what the heck is
going on? And I went in and of course didn't
find any wrestling figures. I came back out and she
had opened the door because it was like one hundred
degrees like seven thirty. He was still chilling in there,
but she had the door open now and she was
like kind of hanging halfway out. I don't know what
was going on, but it was a part of a scene.

(01:08:05):
I didn't want any part of it. I knew that
I didn't want any part of that, of course, but
this story reminded me. I was like, oh, I forgot
about that one morning now. Way back in the day,
when I was a sales rep Angie, I used to
get up at four am every single morning. I was
in that store by four forty five because I had
a guy that merchandised for me, old Al, And we'll
tell some owl stories along the way. Al. We always
had a bet whoever was late. If you were late,

(01:08:28):
you had to buy breakfast. And you think I ever
bought one breakfast? I never bought a breakfast. Never bought
a breakfast. And I always tell Al, because Al bought
me one hundred breakfasts at least, and I'd be like,
he'd be like three minutes late your breakfast. And I
was just thinking to myself the whole time, if you
know you're gonna be late, why not be an hour late.
You're still buying the breakfast. But at least she can
be off. But long story sharp, but one of these

(01:08:50):
mornings here I'm in there at four forty five. And
you loved it when I used to get up early
like that. I'm sure now the plot's changed. Angie's up.
Angie gets up really early every morning. She gets a
cup of coffee. But then she comes back into bed
and drinks her coffee and sits there on her phone,
and you hear the reels and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Oh not all the time, and then it's all the
way dimmed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
And I always end up waking up and I look
over and there she is. What do I always say
to you every time I wake up?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
What time is it? What time is it? I'm always
worried I'm sleeping in or something. And I rarely, and
strangely enough, I slept until eight fifty one this morning.
I can't believe it. And it's a Saturday as we're
filming this, so I deserve to sleep in. But I
couldn't believe I slept in that long. But usually I'm
just like so scared. I immediately check my phone, like,
oh my gosh, disaster happened in the middle of the night.

(01:09:35):
Is there anything I have to take care of? Thankfully
not lately, fingers crossed. But I used to get up
and I was there by four forty five every morning,
and Walmart's twenty four to seven back then, of course,
and you never know what you were walking into. Of course,
at Walmart at the end of the day of the morning,
you know, the crazy people come out at night, and
there's some truth to that there. And I'll never forget.
One day, I'm just sitting there in the aisle and

(01:09:57):
I'm filling the you know, the crackers or whatever. I'm
filling there, and all of a sudden, I look over
to my side. You just happen to be filling and
you look over the side and you see some white
lightning going like a young George Jones. I see a
streak of go by me. And it's not just a
streak of light. It was a guy fully nude in
the Walmart running around and I looked and I saw
him run by, and I'm like, did I just see

(01:10:19):
what I think I saw? Did I just see that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
It's crazy that none of that happens anymore now that
we can record everything.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Oh, I think it still happens. Yeah, yeah, there's stuff
like that. Well, this guy, obviously I talked about those
people tweaking out in the car. This guy was part
of that same kind of thing, just you know, twenty
years early, like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Aga, and this is why it's not twenty four hours anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Yeah, this is why it's not twenty four hours. One
night Inji and I went there and there was a
guy that got a forty ounce knocked over his head
and one of the greets and the guy stole it all.
I'll never forget that. It was a Friday night too,
But this guy was streaking by. I'm like, what the heck?
And I was like, I see things. So I go
down the aisle and I look, and then there's all
these Walmart guys running and I didn't see the guy
anymore because he's dead. Sprint throughout Walmart and this is

(01:10:58):
like four forty five in the more so, it's not
super busy in there. It's not like you're dangling around people.
And he was dangling, that's for sure, But he was
running around. He was not dangling the way you like
it though, that's for sure. It was just you really
see it, that's for sure. But he was sprinting around
the store and I couldn't believe what I was seeing it.
And then I'm sitting there watching. I saw the Walmart
guys kind of going around the front registers and stuff,

(01:11:18):
so they turned the car. I'm like, I'm not running
all the way down there. I don't need to see
a naked guy. Just I don't know. If it was
a chick, maybe i'd follow it around a little bit.
But all of a sudden, I'm turning. I'm like looking
down here, and I turn around to go back, and
what do I see? Here's another one that they call
him Action Allies at Walmart. That's kind of the pathways,
and I see coming from the baby side here he
comes full force, running, dangling, flip flopping and flying around,

(01:11:42):
and the Walmart guys are chasing right after him, chasing
right after him. And then what ended up happening is
one of the other Walmart back room guys comes out
and he gave him an old school Moni brown pounce.
He just pounced him right there. He went flying onto
the ground and then they just kind of subdued him
right there, which I'm just like, oh my gosh, to
do any guys. Cops were there, the cop uh precynct

(01:12:05):
whatever you call it, was around the corner, so it
didn't take them long to get here. But the guy
was just out of his mind and apparently he was
over there in like the fitting rooms trying on closed.
This is the story I got from the Walmart guy
on you in the back room that he was trying
to unclose and stuff and just kind of just took
his clothes all off and decided he was going to
sprint throughout the store. And he was not there. They
said he was just on another planet. Who knows what
was going on, but just running around like a crazy

(01:12:28):
Person's no, you didn't have anything like It was just
totally It was the weirdest thing. I don't think I've
ever seen a streaker before a live of you. Have
you ever seen one other other than yourself? That was
right the other day in the backyard. We already told
that story. I don't think so, but I do. I
think that was the only time I ever saw that,
And unfortunately was a guy that sucks that does suck chick.

(01:12:50):
But it was a wild thing. This is one of
those weird things at Walmart. There was a lot of
that kind of weird stuff too that you know, there's
crazy stuff. I'm sure you know I have good tales
from retail. But man, I can only imagine somebody that
lived in the minds of walmart for like thirty years,
And if it was like a one of those suspect
Walmart's I'm sure they got stories to tell for sure.
So I don't know. But it was a wild morning.

(01:13:11):
I didn't know what I was seeing. I didn't know
what I was thinking. I didn't know if I was
still dreaming. But man, he was flipping around, flopping around
all over the place. It was a wild, wild time.
So there it is another tales from retail. Angie got
anything to add to you, any questions about that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
I've seen I saw one naked but at work one time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Oh my goodness, how did that happen?

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
Somebody mooned me?

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Somebody mooned you. Oh my gosh, full moon out there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
He was mad at me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
He was mad, He's mad, And on the way out
he's like, was he?

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
I thought he was just going to take a poop of.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
The old man? Was the old attracted my fifties?

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
No, not cut? Do you knowing, Angie? I bet you laughed.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
I just started laughing When people yell at me. I'm
one of those people that like smiles and then they
get some more mad. So I really got to try
to contain that it's terrible. I always do one of
these like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Terrible, terrible, hard times. Yep, streaking and mooning. That's all
it goes down to. So there it is, Angie. That's
the little tails from retail. Now we got to sum
it up with some final thoughts. All right, Angie, time
for some final thoughts and of course question of the
week as well. And if you want to be the

(01:14:24):
question of the week, stick it in the comments down
here or email The Kyle Peterson Show at gmail dot com.
Put question in the Week in there. But you've got
to give a little shout out there, a little birthday
shout out, Angie. You and I had a birthday just
recently in the last couple of weeks. Here, I guess
we'll call it. First, we got to thank our good
friend right here. We did get a card and a
note from each of us here. Of course we did

(01:14:45):
get Greg d. Stefano. Stefano, but we need to get
a nice message from Greg, long time viewer of the channel.
Always appreciate people thinking of us, and Angie was very
thankful to get a card in the mail.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
It was nice.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
It is nice, So thank you there. And then Adam Hooper,
he reached out to me, of course, Patreon member Assault
of the Earth. He didn't give anything to you because
he likes me more. He said, I was the best
part of the podcast for sure. But he sent me
a nice gift too, So shout out to him as well.
Check out those reviews on the channel. So kudos to
everybody out there. But Angie, it is time to get
down to the question of the week. I'm gonna have it.

(01:15:22):
I have it on my phone right here. You haven't
read this, but you can read it. Okay, you can
read it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Jonathan Hodap eight seven three five. My question is have
you seen killer clowns in outer space? If so, what's
your rating?

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Well, I'm gonna rate it at five here. Now. Of
course I've seen this. I saw it as a kid.
I've seen it numerous times. We also did on the
channel The Killer Clowns from Outer Space unboxing of the
movie figures here from I Believe Trick or Treat Studios. Yes,
Love The Killer Clowns from Outer Space is a little kid.
It was a lot creepier than it is now. But
there was something. It was just a strange movie. Didn't

(01:15:56):
know what I was watching, but it really is a
fun movie. Now. I didn't do very well at the
box office. It wasn't a very successful movie, but I
think there's a lot of nostalgia for it over the years. Now, Angie,
have you seen this movie? I don't think you have
now my kids, Ellen, Emma, you know, when you're trying
to introduce them into some horror movies and stuff, that's
a pretty good one to start with. And Emma is
a big fan. Does she still have those in her room?

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
I doubt it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
I don't know she had those figures in a room.
I unbox those and she wanted them so bad, so
she had them in a room. We're gonna spot check
that after this. I want to see if they're in there.
I think they're still in there. I don't think I've
seen them. I think she enjoyed that movie, so I
really did enjoy Killer Clowns from Outer Space. It's a
good one, it doesn't. It's my kind of movie, though,
Angie Were, I don't have to think, you know me,
I want to turn off my brain when I watch stuff.

(01:16:39):
And that's right in that wheelhouse there. So you've never
watched it. You can't rate it, but I'm gonna give
it a ten out of five. No, I'll give it
a three out of five. It's not the best movie ever,
but it's worth a watch one time. It's so crazy,
it's fun, something special about that. You don't get movies
like that anymore. You would see the box art at
the video store. There's just a lot to it. Where nowadays,

(01:17:02):
those movies like that, they're on Sci Fi Network or
on Shutter. They're just kind of comeing forgot and just know.
None of that playground talk about something like that, at
least as I know. But I don't headed around a
lot of playgrounds because I'm banned from all the playgrounds
in my county. Maybe maybe maybe not, but I do
love Killer Clowns from out of Space be my white
ban that's true. But angiea one day we'll watch that

(01:17:23):
movie with you. We can try a full review. Maybe
possibly we'll see what happens there. But that's it. That's
episode number fifteen. Of course, make sure you review this
video Video Channel podcast you name it, give it a
five star rating, and of course, if you do get
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your review on the air, So make sure you do that.

(01:17:45):
And of course DJC Collectibles shout out to them use
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to be a podcast sponsor, once again the Kyle Peterson
Show at gmail dot com. And unfortunately we're gonna say
ado to Angie. So next week, we're not sure what
we're gonna get ourselves into next week, but Angie, you

(01:18:05):
will definitely be missed. We will miss you. I still
got a couple of days left with you until you
do fly away. Hopefully you don't fly away forever. And
if you're in Philadelphia the next week or so, next
ten days seven days. Look her up. She's ready for
a good time out there. I think she's ready to
get if you take a put a Philly cheese steak getner,
take her to the Rocky Steps, maybe a Phillies game,
and then show her around the ECW arena, she'll be

(01:18:27):
your best friend. Yeah something like that. Yeah, beer tooo.
So there it is. But Angie will miss you. But
we'll see what happens next week on the show. So
make sure you check it out. Of course, make sure
you like the video. Make sure you follow on Patreon
if you want early access to all the videos on
the channel, all kinds of stuff. As a Patreon member,
you do get that. And best of all, you do
support Angie with that Patreon membership, so appreciate all support

(01:18:50):
out there. So for episode number fifteen, Angie, any final
words from you? Do you want to say goodbye? I
thinks thanks man, it's good to see you. Jeez. Yeah,
there it is there. It is just an amazing, amazing
But Angie, you have any final thoughts because you could
die in a plane accident, you might want to say
your buys to everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Good Bye everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
It was real, it was real. There you go. So
episode fifteen for Angie. I'm Kyle. We'll see you guys
all real soon. We got to dance and we're gonna play,
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