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Let him know the co chairman sent you. This holiday season.
It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack mcarna, Seo
and JP Sorrow.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Produce folks.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
We've been a little boy this year.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Every name it's an artificial tree, so I get artificial job.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Trummy kindness? Is are your season player? Gonna? Will you to.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Adjust hollow the Rangling Deer?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The Lapsed Fan.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
For the Dollar Man set it Claus.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Say, it's not so back of the Tea Left Christmas
Show twenty twenty five edition. It's the unwrapping in four.
It's very much underway. We can hear the rustling of
Santa's bells and the deep distance is the boss Man
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sums through for the next gift of Christmas. We have
rather large in terms of.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Like I imagine it's a picture or a poster or something.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
This one comes to us from Nashua, New Hampshire. So it's.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
One year.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
He will, I better guarantee you from the WWDU.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It'll be a It'll be in a big, big box, okay,
a huge box fully wrapped and we open it up.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
It'll be a cease and desist.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Like you said, Punk is firing papers on his wedding.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Yeah, how can they really fuck with them?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Trips?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I do all I can the fan service.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
And how do they service us? Right?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The wrestling is the only business it still talks about
the Internet as a collect as a collective voice, the
Internet says, imagine serious, real celebrity, be like the I
know what the Internet says about me, but no, social
media is what you say now?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You don't see, right, you don't see the internet because like,
the Internet is talking about you the fucking right. It's
not in the fucking seventies anymore. The Internet isn't talking
about you, Okay, it's social media, the open web with
Google ad network adds all over. It is talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
The open Web.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
This is intense.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well yeah, but it's the unwrapping brother. Yes, see entertainment
value in this what do we got.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I'm trying to shoot him.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I hope it was not a fucking poster of fright
Frank Silva. Can you imagine if that was the thing,
if like for some reason, like everyone just gave pictures
of fucking Frank Silva like that was that was like
that was like the new You know, we got so
many sid things last year, but it's you we get
all these fucking horrifying images of Frank Silva.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
What is it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It looks like a fucking fold out. Oh my god,
that makes me nervous.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I never worked this hard.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Don't want to give my whole in, my whole life,
not just on the unwrapping.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This is uh, here you go. It's a fucking stand up.
It's definitely a cardboard stand up thing. Maybe it's Dwayne
with an Oscar. Can you imagine how many AI if
he doesn't get a nomination. Can you imagine how many
AI videos are gonna make for himself winning an Oscar?
(06:17):
What the fuck is this?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Wow? It keeps getting caught. They're just little edges that
keep getting caught. It makes it harder. Oh, I know
what I see?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
What it is?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Great? Good, the fucking best one. I love that so much.
I don't know who sent it, but it's a you
gotta bring that, you gotta bring that tomorrow. We're gonna
bring that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I don't think so, yes, Oh, I'm gonna bring it.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Then it's mine.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It is the last time is now right exactly?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's the last time. You can't see him.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It's my face with.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Where's is that? What? How old was that headshot?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It's probably like fifteen years old? So embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I fucking love that one. I love that Stephen Gillian,
who bring that to uh? They bring into shows, right,
they bring that and they bring my weird fucking I
love the hat. The hat that you're wearing, like my
uncle Pat is really what fucking sells it. Jacksina, Yeah,
Jack Cina. It's also just the no enthusiasm. It's like
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it's like it's like they it's like you were taking
that picture knowing, knowing that you were gonna have that
hat on and they were gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If I knew that, I would not have posed for it. Well,
thank you whoever it is. I'm desperately seeking any kind
of signal ast to who sent this fucking thing to us,
But I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing,
which I guess is the hallmark of an unwrapping a gift.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
That is it?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
So whoever out and by way of Nashua, New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Either that or you know exactly what you're gonna make.
Maybe Trip send it. Maybe Trips had that in his
in his parents' house, his dad sentence.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah, see if the see, if the guy marks out
for himself, we can use that against.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Him, can you against him?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, you know, there are worse places you can end
up in life, but having a complete stranger send you
a cardboard cut out of your own face for Christmas.
And that's where we're at and that's where we're going
to stay. On the TLF Christmas Show twenty twenty five.
Thank you so much, and the next gift is coming
your way soon. There is a production on the Labs
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Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's content is intended for reven use only.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Really sorry, we want want