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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (02:26):
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Speaker 1 (02:57):
In say it's not so, and we continue The Left
Christmas Show twenty twenty five The en rappending Part four,
continue to unbox expressions of generosity from the Solar System.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Ben plants Ah, the homie Ben always your your razor
blade some Germany? Right, I got that right? Yeah? I
think so. Yeah, that's the Germans. Yeah, it's the Chiman Ben.

(03:39):
How's your taste buzz right now? I'm ready, I'm ready
for that's one we haven't open yet this time. No,
we haven't gotten the cuisine. I think actually it's I
think it's this one. I think there, I think it's
this one. Is also some UK cuisine, not this one
that you're opening. There's another one here this is And
the tradition continues, this year of the hardest fucking gifts

(04:02):
to open. I really, I really can't believe it. Maybe
it's tariffs, the tariffs you think that are doing it,
preventing us from a They need to be like extra
fucking I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I have so much ship in this fucking clause at
this drawer, but I do not have de scissors like
car keys.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Car Keys are work, dud, I don't have those here either. Ah.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yes, look at that beautiful Christmas lane point. Here we
go here, coach chairman, it's that time of the year again.
You're damn right, Ben. The lap Solar system mourns the
death of another fallen hero, and I need to get
my package done so it reaches you guys before the
unwrapping funk Sid and now even Hogan. I don't want
to know where you guys will be when the next
call to Sunpac Jesus announced If Hogan can die, everyone
can r that's right. I've always wondered how you guys

(05:05):
will deal with the death of Hulkamani. I thought you
might create a playlist with everything you did in the
Hulk store and add a two hour introduction to it.
But no, even weeks in we were only at the
Matsuda Mark. I've put together some German Christmas suitets. The
mix is different from last year, so don't be afraid
give it a try. I also that brought us that
tremendous Germany research. Remember all that.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I remember that, yes, yes, yes, yes, the announcers and
all that. It was fucking amazing.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I also added another German specialty, WW VERSNWO Takeover nineteen
ninety seven broadcast live from Oberhausen. I repeat, what is
WCW VERSNWO Takeover in nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I don't know what that is. It was a show
in Germany that they did only on broadcast, only broadcasts
on German television. Is Hogan on it?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You may or may not have heard of this event,
but now you'll be able to take a deep dive
one day because you have translated commentary and key info
in the event. Unlike my nineteen ninety two Munich research project,
but they didn't risk my relationships this time and kept
the amount of info manageable for you, guys, you can
never claim that you completed your nineteen ninety seven journey
without watching the WCW and nWo clash in Oberhaus and
celebrating the start of a wrestling only pay TV channel

(06:13):
in Germany which had everything from AFA's x wXw to ECW.
But more on that when you open the files. I
wish you and your family's a wonderful Christmas and I
hope this package reached.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
You on time.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Freud one hunching wine wine ouction is that Christmas Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Clue from the little laps on my German ever San.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
We have the Zentis traditions, marzipan o rtel fountain.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I have never heard of this ninety seven show.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
These treats looked to me like Christmas walnuts, okay, which
we will now sample for Ben and your enjoyment. Oh
they're kind of surrounded and couched in like a pillowy,
squishy caramel.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh they're very shop They're not. They're almond flavored them
on the almonds. Those are kind of nice what we think? Yeah, yeah,
was Japan inside with an almond essence. I do love essence.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
We also have mmmmm.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Like chocolate. Hey, what do we have here? We got
chocolate Gafiltera lebuchen Herzen mitt O ga filter like fish.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
No, I don't know what you filter might be a
brand name six like chocolates with apricots.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
And I'm not sure if I can have that. Oh yeah,
chocolate form of lovely little hearts that's taken. Hmm some yeah,
tastes like fish. All right. I was gonna say chocolate
and fish would make me nervous. It's a surprising burst.

(08:19):
Oh yeah, with apricot and it chocolate. That's a wild
combo all the way from Germany to your co chairman's
mouths one rapping. I love the fucking international cuisine.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
We got a brown sauce one from I tried some
of that from Britain, Domino Stein. These appeared to be
individual chocolates. Hey, so this is the DVD of w
W n W Takeover ninety seven in foes and translation.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
What a great idea. That's fantastic, ne the rip of that.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
We also have Chackos spectacular spec you livetius. These appear
to be like shortbread.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh they always makes short bread. They never make tall bread.
I know, I know, weird. He's a little sizest to me.

(09:39):
Oh this is what is it? A little? Yes, I'm
very good. Yeah, you have the little like a leave
a baker man. Yeah. Tell you about when we were
on our When we were on our cruise, we went
to uh this the island of Cursow, and we went

(10:00):
one of the excursions we did, we were going to
go swimming with sea turtles, and the guide for the
sea turtles was this incredibly huge German man, that's correct
who I think his name was actually Peter, but I
thought it was Heinrich at first. And he had a

(10:22):
Dutch boy haircut like with that kind of very soft hair.
You know. He's a big guy, big fucking guy. And
but so we go to the spot and we're all swimming,
we're all doing our the the storkling, all right, and
he would just you know, he he knew where to look,

(10:43):
and so he'd go off and his thing to look.
So every now and again you'd hear in the distance,
you'd hear turtle. He's just come over here, this wacky

(11:04):
thing with that the German eel fudge here who fudge?
Take a bite? Yeah? Talk m mhm. Cinnamon charlate? Is
that cinnamon, say cinnamony or some kind of spice? Every

(11:30):
single thing.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I My first bite's like whoa, that's weird. And then
I t three more bites. I'm like, wait a minute,
I want to try them more. Your mouth is like
wait a minut? Are we in Germany?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Going on? Here? These are awesome ben Yeah, I like
those straight from Germany. I just got German suplex last
we have work this one. We didn't try it open
this one yet. Yeah, drmus Stein bouche op these guys.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh and some chocolate covered pretzels. Oh, get more Germany?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeahs. Drop one? Is that drop one? I'll goot the
one that fell. Yeah, it's getting fucking weird. On the
unwrapping In twenty twenty five, So I've been a friend. Yes,

(12:35):
I've been going to the gym with this friend.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yes, okay, and.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
He holds me accountable from for exercise. Oh, yes, here
we go. But the other yesterday we went because I
missed a couple of days. Try to go, honestly, God,
try to go every day. Excellent, try every day. And
so we went yesterday and we decided to do a

(13:02):
leg press exercise that we have not done. It's basically
doing a squat but with a weight. You know, my
thighs are just throttling with pain, like the things that
we add to ourselves doesn't matter, Like I am, I
can't going down the stairs is brutal, Like it's just

(13:24):
the fucking worst. So you've been picking up, picking up
your drop here whatever the fucking is fucking it's a
truffle square trouble. Yes, what do we feel the same place? There?
You go, very good? Oh wow, that's German and dark

(13:52):
hasn't he seen his final match? Wellll no. By the
time this comes that we want pretz?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Are what kind of feeling is that? Like a like
a raspberry? Is the fruit total buches al pine app
he says, unbelievable. There we go and finally, what would
it be with that a little pretzel?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I don't know anything about that Oberhausen show.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I never even knew it existed. I know that about it.
There are some like this is crazy, the size of
the massive chocolate covered pretzel. Oh, there are different shapes too,
chocolate pretzel. It's not a pretzel. Whoa, it's in the
shape of a pretzel, but it's more fucking fig newton ship.

(14:45):
Yeah like soft cookie. That's not fair, no unrespecting crunch
me too, I mean the chin Yeah yeah, Lebkuchen or
you like do you like? Well, it's a German Christmas
around here at t l F h Q. Thanks to Ben,

(15:06):
who's our our man on the ground in Deutschland, to
say the very least. And Uli Fessler says, Hi, what's
the other guy? What was the guy? His name Carson Schaefferrich.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Of course Heinrich sounds like Heinrich needs the Heimlich at
this point, but always nice to get our European Christmas
treats in and Ben saw to it that from Germany,
your co chairman, are very well accounted, form taken care of.
Thank you very much, Ben, and many more gifts and
a lot of water to come.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
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