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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode of The Lapsed Fan. This Unwrappening twenty twenty
five boss brought to you by our new friends at
livit Well.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
If you listen, if you're going to be if you're
going to join us with the Unwrappening, you better live
it right and you better want it Yes. Livit Folks
was built on a simple idea, put the most proven
performance ingredients in one system at the right doses, so
you don't need a shell full of supplements to train
at a high level this holiday season, or maybe to
work off those holiday pounds. That's a good point. You
(00:30):
need to work off those off those off the turkey,
Off the turkey sandwiches number one, the sandwiches you gotta
or work off that pumpkin pie. You gotta work off
that mincemeat pie coming up Christmas time. Yeah, a lot
to work off the New Year champagne as well. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Instead of piecing together pre workouts creating electrolytes and amino
acids from different brands, TLF proved Livit Yes brings together
the ingredients with the strongest research behind them for building
muscle and proving endurance, supporting hydration and maintaining energy. Motherfucker
activate from livit sets the tone before training with clinically
supported ingredients for focus, blood flow, endurance, and sustained energy.
(01:07):
We know something about flow, don't mean absolutely, and I'm
not talking about progressive. We know that we know about flow,
We know about flow, and we know about endurance and
going for the long haul. Recover from livit delivers what
your body relies on afterward, essential amino acids, creating electrolytes
and carbohydrates so you can rebuild muscles, stay hydrated, and
(01:29):
actually benefit from the work you put in. It's a complete,
clean system designed by doctors and former wrestlers, ladies and
gentlemen who wanted formulas based on real evidence, not trends.
If you're looking for performance and you want to do
it in a way that's TLF approved this holiday season
for the workout freak in your life, you're looking for performance,
you're looking for recovery, and you're looking for value in
one place. Live it l I V gives you all
(01:53):
of it in one system. So here's what you do,
Solar System members. As part of giving back to your
co chairs and spreading the love of TLF approved, moved
and sponsored products on to your immediate circle, your dearest
and nearest. Visit live it Nation l I v I
T Nation dot com. Use the promo code lapsed and
you'll get five percent off of your order. That's livitnation
dot com promo code lapsed for five percent off your order.
(02:16):
Let him know the co chairman sent you. This holiday season, It's.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack mcarnaco and JP Sorrow.
We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up produced folks.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
We've been a little boys this year.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Every game it's an artificial tree. So I did artificial
job trummy times.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Is only your season player in ability to.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Adjust follow the alder wrangling gear the lapsed fan for
the dollar Man set it Claus and say it's not
so he left. Christmas Show twenty twenty five and Unwrapping
(03:10):
continues to unfold, unwrapped and it continues to unwrap as
well as we're just surrounded by wrestling, e camera, candies,
holiday trinkets, microphones, Joy and Yolanda and Yolanda tell me
about it. Ylanda freeman from dayto Ato, Florida, from dayto
(03:33):
from dayto b here you got to use your race,
your imaginary railer right, the one I don't have. Imaginary
razor didn't come into ninety six. Rick Bogner brother, Rick
what we mean? Rick Bogner Bogner brother?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Who what?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Who was a different guy? Different guy in ninety six?
How many times I try to use a pen instead
of scissors? It's not like, Yeah, the fucking the hardest
package and I don't know who my keys are upstairs,
(04:20):
the hardest fucking packaging. Yep, that's right. Oh, it's like
impenetrable Jesus Christ. Really bad. Hm, it's right a lot.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well, we actually got keys on it, right, yeah, fitting
it's the peel box key.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh the only key that I have, the like real
key I have. Really, everything else is a fucking fob
these days, I know. Isn't that such a sad thing?
A fob or a fucking keypad?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
There was a time when keys were essential. He's mean nothing,
all right? Yeah, while you're doing that, I will read
our Christmas card like this, wrapping very Christmas, wishing you
all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home,
(05:41):
the love of family, and the hopeful promise of a
bright new year. Yes, dear coaches, coaches and John to
like Tracy and Stacy. You all is two p in
a pod. I'd be loving that. I would have got
you green green cord, but shebibater. Anyway, Hope you like
(06:03):
it and won't be having prime rip for Christmas because
you know what it be. Oh, I know, I know
who it is. It's Papa Shango. Uh agreed on every
fucking point. I think. I think I have to agree.
That's one of the best. This is from Yolanda Honda. Yeah,
this is one of the one of the best missives
(06:25):
we've got. All right, here we go. Yeah, I love it.
Two peas in a pond. I also like being called
a coach. It's beautifully wrapped. I'm guessing candle or jam
or some kind of jarred fruit god fruit or a
candied fruit candle or candy fruit candle. Nope, what is this?
(06:53):
What is it? What the fuck is that is that?
It's an action figure inside of a jar full of
what appears to be is that cabbage fasta? What the
fuck should I open? This smells really bad? I don't
(07:14):
Oh my good, what the fuck what is in there?
I don't want to like? What does the smell like?
I don't want to smell it, keep it away, No
smell it. It's not opened. I don't smell anything actually
really yeah, I mean this was like fucking Fetichi Alfredo
or something like cheese sauce. It's in a jar. Who
(07:39):
is it's Papa the other I guess it's Papa Shaga.
Oh it's oh, it's all like it's all gelatinous and
like so grow liquidy. But there's I mean, there's so
much interest in finding out who it is. I know,
but I don't want to eat hair open it. We
(08:00):
can open it in like a like you're gonna have
like an open Yeah, what is it? Ayman's fucking like,
why is it so so fucking is it so? We
can't see his face? See his face? We don't know
who the postumanium maybe? Oh God, I makes you want
(08:27):
to I don't know what to say, Thank you? Land.
This is something? Is there any Dayton's gonna be? Is
that any reason it's surrounded by food? Am I missing something?
I mean, I think about how I don't know when
I got this gift from the UH. I mean, well,
(08:53):
I mean, if this makes you feel any better the UH,
I mean the date on the top of September twelve,
twenty twenty four. Okay, I don't know what that means anything,
but that is you can just see like the trace,
like a blob of an action figure behind the smeared
(09:14):
yellow nastiness of whatever is in here. Yeah, it's either
it's either some kind of a cheese sauce or it's
like just pasa that's been left out of you know,
luke in like a room temperature. For clearly it's done
in the post, right, you know, and it's been in
my basement for fucking yeah, you know, a week at least.
(09:39):
So what do we do? I don't know what to do.
I mean, we kind of need to know what's in there.
I'm also scared to open it, like the thing is
gonna come alive, and it's like we're gonna unleasha blob
under the world. This is a new one. This is yeah,
this is this is troublely. I mean, part of me
(10:02):
says this is not gonna make it better. But what
I feel like we should do is open it, put
water in the jar, close it and shake it up.
I don't want to touch it, just so we can
see what's in there. What's in there, Like it's like
I imagine a little bit of water would kind of
(10:26):
loosen the gelatinous goo. Oh the things we do. Oh
my god, what the fuck in there? The oh, here
(10:47):
goes nothing? You ready, he's movies. He's scrambling out of
the way like it's gonna come alive. Okay, ilet to
pop it open here? Oh god, looks so vile. It
smells cruse, it does. Oh what the fuck? Actually made
(11:12):
a noise that alarmed? I know, I hope it heard it.
Why Savio Vega in there? Is that Savio Vega? Or
is it? Where is it the Godfather? No, that's Savio Vega. Okay,
what's that going to do with pasta? The unwrapping continues
(11:34):
on the other side of this break, but that one
outside the plays a production on the Laps Entertainment Group.
It's content is intended for private use only. We want
This episode of The Lapsed Fan. This Unwrappening twenty twenty
five boss brought to you by our new friends at
livit Well.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
If you listen, if you're going to be if you're
going to join us with the Unwrappening, you better live
it right and you better want it Yes. Livit Folks
was built on a simple idea, put the most proven
performance ingredients in one system at the right doses, so
you don't need a shell full of supplements to train
at a high level this holiday season, or maybe to
work off those holiday pounds. That's a good point. You
(00:30):
need to work off those off those off the turkey,
Off the turkey sandwiches number one, the sandwiches you gotta
or work off that pumpkin pie. You gotta work off
that mincemeat pie coming up Christmas time. Yeah, a lot
to work off the New Year champagne as well. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Instead of piecing together pre workouts creating electrolytes and amino
acids from different brands, TLF proved Livit Yes brings together
the ingredients with the strongest research behind them for building
muscle and proving endurance, supporting hydration and maintaining energy. Motherfucker
activate from livit sets the tone before training with clinically
supported ingredients for focus, blood flow, endurance, and sustained energy.
(01:07):
We know something about flow, don't mean absolutely, and I'm
not talking about progressive. We know that we know about flow,
We know about flow, and we know about endurance and
going for the long haul. Recover from livit delivers what
your body relies on afterward, essential amino acids, creating electrolytes
and carbohydrates so you can rebuild muscles, stay hydrated, and
(01:29):
actually benefit from the work you put in. It's a complete,
clean system designed by doctors and former wrestlers, ladies and
gentlemen who wanted formulas based on real evidence, not trends.
If you're looking for performance and you want to do
it in a way that's TLF approved this holiday season
for the workout freak in your life, you're looking for performance,
you're looking for recovery, and you're looking for value in
one place. Live it l I V gives you all
(01:53):
of it in one system. So here's what you do,
Solar System members. As part of giving back to your
co chairs and spreading the love of TLF approved, moved
and sponsored products on to your immediate circle, your dearest
and nearest. Visit live it Nation l I v I
T Nation dot com. Use the promo code lapsed and
you'll get five percent off of your order. That's livitnation
dot com promo code lapsed for five percent off your order.
(02:16):
Let him know the co chairman sent you. This holiday season, It's.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack mcarnaco and JP Sorrow.
We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up produced folks.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
We've been a little boys this year.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Every game it's an artificial tree. So I did artificial
job trummy times.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Is only your season player in ability to.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Adjust follow the alder wrangling gear the lapsed fan for
the dollar Man set it Claus and say it's not
so he left. Christmas Show twenty twenty five and Unwrapping
(03:10):
continues to unfold, unwrapped and it continues to unwrap as
well as we're just surrounded by wrestling, e camera, candies,
holiday trinkets, microphones, Joy and Yolanda and Yolanda tell me
about it. Ylanda freeman from dayto Ato, Florida, from dayto
(03:33):
from dayto b here you got to use your race,
your imaginary railer right, the one I don't have. Imaginary
razor didn't come into ninety six. Rick Bogner brother, Rick
what we mean? Rick Bogner Bogner brother?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Who what?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Who was a different guy? Different guy in ninety six?
How many times I try to use a pen instead
of scissors? It's not like, Yeah, the fucking the hardest
package and I don't know who my keys are upstairs,
(04:20):
the hardest fucking packaging. Yep, that's right. Oh, it's like
impenetrable Jesus Christ. Really bad. Hm, it's right a lot.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well, we actually got keys on it, right, yeah, fitting
it's the peel box key.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh the only key that I have, the like real
key I have. Really, everything else is a fucking fob
these days, I know. Isn't that such a sad thing?
A fob or a fucking keypad?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
There was a time when keys were essential. He's mean nothing,
all right? Yeah, while you're doing that, I will read
our Christmas card like this, wrapping very Christmas, wishing you
all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home,
(05:41):
the love of family, and the hopeful promise of a
bright new year. Yes, dear coaches, coaches and John to
like Tracy and Stacy. You all is two p in
a pod. I'd be loving that. I would have got
you green green cord, but shebibater. Anyway, Hope you like
(06:03):
it and won't be having prime rip for Christmas because
you know what it be. Oh, I know, I know
who it is. It's Papa Shango. Uh agreed on every
fucking point. I think. I think I have to agree.
That's one of the best. This is from Yolanda Honda. Yeah,
this is one of the one of the best missives
(06:25):
we've got. All right, here we go. Yeah, I love it.
Two peas in a pond. I also like being called
a coach. It's beautifully wrapped. I'm guessing candle or jam
or some kind of jarred fruit god fruit or a
candied fruit candle or candy fruit candle. Nope, what is this?
(06:53):
What is it? What the fuck is that is that?
It's an action figure inside of a jar full of
what appears to be is that cabbage fasta? What the
fuck should I open? This smells really bad? I don't
(07:14):
Oh my good, what the fuck what is in there?
I don't want to like? What does the smell like?
I don't want to smell it, keep it away, No
smell it. It's not opened. I don't smell anything actually
really yeah, I mean this was like fucking Fetichi Alfredo
or something like cheese sauce. It's in a jar. Who
(07:39):
is it's Papa the other I guess it's Papa Shaga.
Oh it's oh, it's all like it's all gelatinous and
like so grow liquidy. But there's I mean, there's so
much interest in finding out who it is. I know,
but I don't want to eat hair open it. We
(08:00):
can open it in like a like you're gonna have
like an open Yeah, what is it? Ayman's fucking like,
why is it so so fucking is it so? We
can't see his face? See his face? We don't know
who the postumanium maybe? Oh God, I makes you want
(08:27):
to I don't know what to say, Thank you? Land.
This is something? Is there any Dayton's gonna be? Is
that any reason it's surrounded by food? Am I missing something?
I mean, I think about how I don't know when
I got this gift from the UH. I mean, well,
(08:53):
I mean, if this makes you feel any better the UH,
I mean the date on the top of September twelve,
twenty twenty four. Okay, I don't know what that means anything,
but that is you can just see like the trace,
like a blob of an action figure behind the smeared
(09:14):
yellow nastiness of whatever is in here. Yeah, it's either
it's either some kind of a cheese sauce or it's
like just pasa that's been left out of you know,
luke in like a room temperature. For clearly it's done
in the post, right, you know, and it's been in
my basement for fucking yeah, you know, a week at least.
(09:39):
So what do we do? I don't know what to do.
I mean, we kind of need to know what's in there.
I'm also scared to open it, like the thing is
gonna come alive, and it's like we're gonna unleasha blob
under the world. This is a new one. This is yeah,
this is this is troublely. I mean, part of me
(10:02):
says this is not gonna make it better. But what
I feel like we should do is open it, put
water in the jar, close it and shake it up.
I don't want to touch it, just so we can
see what's in there. What's in there, Like it's like
I imagine a little bit of water would kind of
(10:26):
loosen the gelatinous goo. Oh the things we do. Oh
my god, what the fuck in there? The oh, here
(10:47):
goes nothing? You ready, he's movies. He's scrambling out of
the way like it's gonna come alive. Okay, ilet to
pop it open here? Oh god, looks so vile. It
smells cruse, it does. Oh what the fuck? Actually made
(11:12):
a noise that alarmed? I know, I hope it heard it.
Why Savio Vega in there? Is that Savio Vega? Or
is it? Where is it the Godfather? No, that's Savio Vega. Okay,
what's that going to do with pasta? The unwrapping continues
(11:34):
on the other side of this break, but that one
outside the plays a production on the Laps Entertainment Group.
It's content is intended for private use only. We want
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