Ep. 448 - Negan our Hero! - The Miscellaneous Podcast

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And here we go. Really,what the fucking frag sprag fight back?
Fuck frag frag fight back. Please. So I'm leaving the house because my

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mom said she doesn't fucking love meanymore. What I said? What'd you
say? I said, you're tooold for the Easter bath. That's the
same fucking day. Wow. Welcomeback to another fine felt episode of Miscellanies
podcast. I'm of course, I'myour host, Polly and the rest of
the miscellaneous tag team adventures with methis evening is jeffye Hey, Jaded Spider,

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Hey, what's up? Why amI Solf? Out of focus?
And Joe Howdy? There I go. I just thought it was funny because
like the first day of spring,it was like, what didn't like snow
over here? And then we hadtornadoes and you, no, we didn't
snow. It just we had rainor something, right, And yeah,

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that's We've had the four seasons inlike one week. Yeah, and in
New York it's snow. That's whereI used that one clip because I thought
that was kind of funny. George, if you can hear us, you
can also they have private chat.If you said something into their chat,
we'll pay attention. To it andhopefully respond back to you as well.
But no, I just thought itwas kind of cool to make sure that's

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up since you never pay attention tothe chat. Don't worry, George,
I got you. So we wentto uh we went to comic Con over
the weekend, and we're talking aboutthank you. Oh yeah, there,
it is good, all right.So let's start with a few things I
thought were kind of funny though.How is everybody's weeked? Do you guys

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have a good weekend and a weekand everything? I worked on the bus
for the first time of the year. Did it? Did it? Bring?
It's like riding a bike. It'slike riding a bike. Oh I
did with transfers all day, soit is like riding a bike. Okay.
I could save Alive with myes closed, to save a live that's my

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song. Hm, I mean itwas. It was a big sports weekend,
so you had the you know,March Madness and basketball, so watching
that and we had the Yeah Iloved dude, Oh my god, who
was the guy they killed? Kid? Kentucky? Man, that guy's out

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of nowhere super and I loved it. It's okay, Kentucky, you can
lose but no when it comes tothe City game though, Man, oh
my god, actually I never Inever liked Troud when you aid for City,
and so now that now he's acry baby for DC is it's just
hilarious because baby, you for deep. Whoa, he's broken now killed.

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It's from Chicago, so of coursehe's a crack Oh whoa, whoa,
what what do you mean by that? Dude? It really is broken.
I mean, I mean he's fromChicago, so he's a crybaby because people
from forgot cry babies. Damn,dude, that's pretty rough. Yeah,
but it's it's it's honest, though. That is just that is the amount

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of diving. Oh my god,it's like, actually they estimated that the
amount of the amount of game timeof I should play, they played fifty
to fifty five percent of the gamewas actually actually play. The rest of
it was just dives and drama andjump ump dives. Let's talk a little
about soccer though. Man, thatwas pretty good, right yeah, what

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yeah? Another another tie? Comeon? Now? Yeah, Berkey's burkey
save that got rebounded. That lookedbadass though, you know, well,
yeah, but the defense, thedefense fell asleep. They didn't they weren't
there for the rebound. They werelike in all the like, oh he
made the same but the next andthen they're like, then Parker at when
we really needed a paka. Youknow what we need to Parkers, we

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need we need Parker back, andthen we need an actual, nutter,
solid defenseman. That's what we needbecause right now we don't have it.
It's that's been, you know,glaringly obvious. I just can't expect Burkey
to work miracles. I mean,the only reason why I got to draw
last week against the Galaxy was becauseof Burke. Yeah. It's just like
it's like, uh, Saint Louis, wake up. But they didn't spend

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any money. They didn't spend anymoney in the off season for a defensemen.
They just recruited up promotion. Therewas another thing like I noticed too,
That's where it was kind of complaining, like why are you guys spending
an offense? You guys need defense, you need to balance m hmm.
Well, and then the offense,who's the who's the guy scored the goal?
Yarrow? The defenseman sounds like Parkerhe scored. Yeah, you know,

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It's just like it's like it's likeOkay, so here we are.
We get these two hot shot youknow, forwards, and no one's scoring.
It's like, I mean, atleast Klaus finally got his uh,
you know, his cherry pop byyou know, scoring a penalty kick.
But he needs to actually, youknow, get himself in the game and
you score. It's officially good.All right. On other news, yes,

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right, it is, yeah,all right. This is a Colorado
man who was arrested for getting friskywith the produce at the safe Wayne.
Yeah, you guys did the movieup a pie? Right? Or yeah?
American Pie, America Pie, AmericanPie lost his regina to an apple

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pie. Yep, this man apparently, yeah, the other day, just
got busy with them with the things. Yeah, the calm quats were his
favorite, apparently. And to addmore insight to injury, he worked there
for a short period of time beforehand, so they don't know how many times

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he did this. M Oh,he got caught. Cucumber got cumbered,
yeah, or your tomato got smushed, got caught. He got caught while
doing the deed, apparently, Andthere you go. He looks weird,

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doesn't He looks like a guy whodo that. No, I was thinking
he didn't just hold on to it. I guess breakout the duct tape for
radio. Uh. Bon Jovi's comingout with a new album. They're living
on a Prayer two. That's allI know is they're just coming out on

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the album. They're halfway there,Jesus Christ, Well stop the show for
you, Jamie Geez we told neversaid hell God, oh no, all
this fucking weekend and everything just upmy ass. You fix this, You
do this, you do that,trying to break out the duct table this

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release. Well, that's your jobto fix our leadership too, So don't
you know that? God damn it. I gotta fix every fucking thing.
Yeah there, fuck it, thereyou go, Pauli. You are the
only one without a one liner underyour name tonight. No. I always

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don't have a one liner. Iusually don't, but I decided to have
one tonight. All right, let'ssee what yours is? This is really
going on the Great Show Live fromBlind Life from is it? What?

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What? What is Joe's plastralla flattenfor through difficulties and to the stars.
Yeah, he's He's always said thatgood good because he has really Okay,
there we go. All right,So we have a chocolate show that's going
on right in time of Eastern Didyou know this? So if you want

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to want the prices of chocolate aregoing up. It's not because of inflation.
The government tells us that it's it'sbecause of a crisis that's happening in
the Red Sea, because that's wherethey may chocolate in the Red Sea,
in the Red Sea where they partedthe sea, and that were happened in
the biblical well not even in likeEaster time where the part of the Red

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Sea or some ship. Yeah,let my people go and they yeah,
well instead of that, Gaza's attackingall these ships h so clothing items,
shoes, chocolates, et cetera.It's not Gaza. It's actually this I
don't know. That's what that that'swhat they you know, this is what

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Fox News told me. No,I don't so. I was like,
Okay, pirates are attacking or whoeverit is. So now the if you
go, especially a private organization hiredby former President Obama to attack the I

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knew it. Sorry Fox News again, Sorry, that was that was the
headline. Well that was Obama waswhat was the in England or something?
He was talking to somebody that hewasn't supposed to or something, and well,
yeah, all of a sudden,the princess shows up again. I
know, right, she comes backalive. Where were the kid? All

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this? Who is yeah? Theyyeah, the King, the princess.
You know, it's the new thingnow, you know. Well that's what
bread bringing Dusty. You you know, justn't as I could give you help.
Alabama man was denied kid's meal atthe McDonald's. See now you missed

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that transition in breeding, in thetransition to Alabama. Come on, hm
hmmmm. But apparently if you don'thave a child present in some McDonald's,
they will deny you a happy mailfrom Alabama. Yeah, so this man
from Alabama, I don't know whichpart. I didn't do that much research,

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but he was to die because youwent in there and he ordered a
happy meal to He wanted to losea lot of weight, so he decides
buying a happy meal will cut theportions down. Little does he know the
portions get cut down no matter what. But last episode never mind. Yeah,
so yeah, so the lady goes, uh, do you you don't

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have a kid present, so youcan't you can't buy one? And they
were like and he's like, whatit's it's a fucking this is why I
need to do it. And thenshe's like, no, no, no
kid, no happy meal. Sowhat if you're what if you're coming home
from work and you're picking up toyour happy meals for your kids. Yeah.
I think I figured if he wasthis is what he walked in for
this, if he wasn't drive through, maybe it would be a little different.

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Maybe. I don't know. Thekids are back there, I have
them shoved in the trunk. Imean, I remember we used to we
used to have to enforce the thekids. Why did he just say,
like, my kids are in thecar or something. I mean, what's
she gonna do? Come out andcheck? Bit very be crazy. Yeah,
it's nothing new that they've been They'vebeen cracking down on that for I

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mean, like I said, Iused to work for a restaurant that actually
used to crack down on the kidsmenu, where adults weren't allowed to order
off kinds of menu. Oh really, Yeah, I know a lot of
restaurants like that. Yeah, it'skind of stupid. It's like, what
why twelve the under who can getout the cancer vendue? Yeah, I
mean not a lot of because theportion size I looked twelve kids eat free.

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Oh yeah, that's good. I'venever done it. I've never done
the whole kids eat free thing.Guys. I just I always see that
well, because yeah, those arethe days I always I always look for
when when I started a new restaurant, I always look to see if they
have a kids eat free day,and I make sure I request that day
off of the week. M hmm. It's like, I'm sorry, I

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have something scheduled on this day ofthe week and I can't work so because
I refuse to work on the kidseat Free day because it's just ridiculous.
Yeah, has run wild. It'sjust insane. It's like you can't Yeah,
you can't trust them. I'm notI'm not paid to watch your kids.
I'm not just send them to you. No, I don't know.
I'm trying to do this. I'vepicked up food before on a kid's day

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and you and kidd and it iswild. I It's like they're screaming and
I'm like, oh my god,I got her best. Yeah, I
mean it's like it's like, yeah, it's like and that that that was
like that was like twenty years ago, fifteen years ago. It's like,
and it's only gotten worse because obviously, yeah, you know, kids are
just let they're run wild, running. Well, oh, if I tried

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that, you kid, I putthrough the wall, I'm gonna say I
would say if it was me,I would have got the bell or the
you know, wooden paddle. Yeah, my parents never took us for their
kids. Is that wind? Probablywhen hearing that and probably rain. Oh
I'm hearing something. Oh it's alienskingweird noises. Again, No yours is

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just that's all. It's the FBIyour door, Yeah, everyar. But
also in the Alabama News there wasa Jasper and Jasper Alabama. A woman
ordered dresses from what is it calledCheyenne Chyenne It's one of those like whatever

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places right, and instead of abunch of dresses, she got a vial
of blood and a can of bakedbeans. What the same same thing?
Have you eys seen a thing onTikTok or the Alabama Moms where you know
the Supreme Court of Alabama past thatembryos are now people and that these test

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tubes around. I'm an Alabama momand I how to play football this is
the best. And you want todo a podcast, Joe, mm hmm,
we want to. I think weshould bring back weird laws. Yeah
we should. Do you have anyweird laws with you? Not on me?

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Are? Yeah? Do weird lawsby chappion. I'll do it again.
And there's plenty of blue laws onthe books out there. Yeah.
Oh, I used to do somegood ones back when we had that second.
That's it for all these stupid liners. So that was just kind of
fun. I did all that,so bedism is not here. But we

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got to give this to him justbecause the interweb. Yeah, the memory
of you. Let's go to commercialbreak with us, all right. I

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don't think he's home. Let's gowhat you gave it two seconds, give
him time to top the doors.Just be easy to please, Tommy.
Yeah, Derek said you forced himto go to the casino last night.
He really lost twelve hundred dollars.Yeah I did. I don't like gambling,
dude. I like to be athome. I do not like to

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go out with you all the time. You have to stop making me please.
You got stop tear pressuring him toget drunk. You know, I'm
easily influenced ridiculous. Yeah, that'smy fault. That was my fault.
I'm sorry. Okay, you shouldbe. I didn't. Can we get
out of your plea? You knowwhat I mean too? No more Tom,
no more, no more casino.Yeah, find something else to do,
find no hobby, all right,okay, thank you? Yep,

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an inside joke, dude. Okay, that's a good friend. Right.
I can see you and Josh youknow you and just doing that kind of
stuff. Yeah, oh yeah,yeah, I'm sure all of us did
that. Yeah. That girl remindme of Cannas Bailey from the Attack of

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the show back in the day.Yeah, back of the show. Yeah,
it's a four show. Okay.Oh man, it was an awesome
show. I forgot about that.How's my mic now, Polly horrible?
Good times? Good times rats mmhmm, he thought, but they have

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one and he housed my mike,PAULI it sounds like ship. That's my
mic. I got somewhere. Okay. So, so William Shantner turned ninety
three one the other day. Isn'tthat trip? Dude? Let's this still?
But William Shanner, I know,right, So he's been to space,
he's done this. We all seehim his stuff. But this is

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an old one I want to playfor you guys. When he was with
Larry King. Is he still aliveLarry King? Or is he dead now?
No? I think Larry King passedaway. Alexas Larry King alive dead?
Alexa doesn't like you, does she? No, he's he's seven.

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Oh okay, didn't you have anotherkid like a year before he died or
something? Yeah? Probably all right, but here we go. We're not
going to be remembered Larry. Okay, gone, no dust dust on the
just gone. What's good. That'sthe within a week to me, a
month to not exist, That's right. And do you ponder that sometimes?

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Yeah, ponder it sometimes all thetime. With death is coming, Death
is coming your way, Larry,it's not fun. Jeath is coming your
way. Larry cursed him to death. Jara watched Unexplained with William Shatner.
Yeah that's a good show. Yeah. I just I always just love,

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like, you know what at thevery end where you're like you does like
the wrap up and he always likehe's just building up to it and it's
unexplained, you know, It's likeit's like it's so freaking hilarious, Like,
dude, just stop, mhm hwas it you? She's unexplained,

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dude, No, but it's prettycool. He's ninety three, he made
a he made another album for kidswhen you never did one before, but
I guess he made one. Andhe has a new book out. He's
done more stuff with movie in allus good jazz and what you got Eminem's

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there. Yep. Nice, Soit's pretty cool at ninety three years old.
But I would say this, okay, so he has what what his
and we all know what he usedto look like at the very beginning and
then the eighties and nineties, youknow, he had that brown hair and
just kind of their and then helooks like this up until now where he

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has gray hair. But if younotice, if you look up any recent
photos here, let me look upa recent photo, he actually is starting
to look his age or not hisage, but he's looking old. Now
see we can get this. Let'sstream this real quick, so you guys
have a visual aid alright, images, I mean this is where was it

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like? He's uh like like yousee like he has the hair or whatever
is brown one time, but he'slooked like this for so long and now
it's just gray. But I'm tryingto find that. There was something I
watched where you see his eyes reallypuffy? Yeah, a picture of him
on Today today dot Com that hasas like older white hair today dot Com?

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Are you sharing it? Can youguys share too? Is it just
me? That's fine? Let melook up today dot Com? Is it
today dot Com? Noeh, Iforget whatever, but yeah, that's that
so yeah, I thought that waspretty cool. They had that William Shatter
is getting old and everything. Nowthis is another one that's kind of controversial

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too. This lady is suing theguy who saved her life. Would you
like to know more? A fewweeks ago, I almost drowned. There
is this like jumping platform thingy thateverybody was jumping though, I thought,
what the hell, I might aswell try it to it looked like fine.

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Apparently I hit my head on theway down. I woke up lying
on my back up on the platform, and this weird forty year old something
four year old guy like pressing downon my chest. At first I had
no idea what was going on,but then the man who had revived me
and told me that I had beenunderwired for he said that he had been
enough to get a hold of medown there. A small part of me

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was happy to be alive. Thatthe rest of me was screaming inside.
I can't believe he just felt thathe had the right to just grab me
under the water. But I wasnot unconscious. I wasn't able to consent.
He thought it was perfectly okay tojust grab my body and pull me
in whatever direction that he pleased.He possessed my body and he grabbed my

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waist and pulled me around down therelike it was his right, like he
wanted to have sex with me downthere in the water. Please tell me
that sarcasm. No, that wasreal. You know what, sometimes natural
selection should just be left alone.Yep. My second that it's like it's

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weird, like you know, Imean, you can't really like save anyone's
life now. It's like you trylike try to, like you know,
it's yeah, you just try tolike poor guy. Yeah, it's I
wake up and his hands are onmy chest. Yeah, he's probably giving
you compression. It's called c pR. It's a it's it's it's the

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good Samaritan you know law that thatthat this is all under so she has
no case. But I did alittle research. It is serious. She
really is trying to sue him,right, well, in some in some
states it's actually the good Samaritan lawshave been weakened where they're not they're not
as protective as it used to be. Goodman laws cover cover him under that.

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Yeah, fine, you know hername? I can't. Yeah,
you're fine about No, you're fine, it's not I'm trying to find her
name. It's uh yeah, butdon't give a fuck, all right,
but yeah, she's everybody's on thecomments just tearing her up, like this

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is bullshit and grow up and it'sgood Samaritan law. And I mean it's
rough to say, like, okay, so you could possibly get sued for
saving someone's life. That does bully. I would still save someone's life.
This bullshit, you know. Ifeel like we're in the age of stupidity.
Oh we've been there for a whilenow, I mean, I know,

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but it's like feels like this islike a million times worse. It's
like people basically watch people basically watcheduh you know, Idiocracy and was like
and more inspired like yeah, yeah, when like plus to become like three
two plus two is math is dumb? Yeah, did you guys? How

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fast am I ry? So thatin congress? This is another one.
I don't have the video for this, but in congress, so they had
to tell Joe about this earlier andJamie's already seen the video. Don't You
Get Me? Don't Get Me startedone of them called A Boy's Blue,

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and then another one I forgot thename of it, but they're pretty explicit
when it talks to the sex scenesin it from you know, it's it's
a book about being lgbt Q plusand it goes into in depth on the
sex scenes and the senator who islike, you know, talking about like

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what do you want us to do? Because he was unclear if they because
they want to have the librarian's discretionto put these in schools. I wouldn't
want these in schools, like you'redescribing as sex teen with pard me language,
dildo's masturbation, all the explicit stuff, and a fucking school. Are

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you fucking kidding me? We areto middle school, the elementary school.
I'm sorry, No, it's truethough it was really explicit. It was
talking about they get the guy wasreading it. You can look it up
anywhere. It's weird, and thisfelt and I got upset not because of
this topic, but I got upsetbecause out of everything going on with the
world today, that has to bea fucking high priority topic. And you're

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part of the lgbt Q plus communitytrying to put this in our schools.
I mean, come on now,if I much worse on the freaking internet,
I mean, yeah, but that'snot at school. Keep it out
of school. This feels what doyou want pornhob to be in schools on
recess? Yes, I mean that'sthat's all I'm saying on this one.

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Like, to me, this onefelt like a why are you guys talking
about this? To me is likeyou want LGBTQ to be accepted. This
is not the direction to go in. Maybe so a while back, I
know I'm jumping from topic to topic, and I'm sorry, it's just no,
We're trying to do a lot herereal quick. So this is another

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one along with this controversy. So, now that the case is over,
CNN has revised their speculation on whatmar A Lago may be worth. Check
it out proper that you alluded tomar Lago potentially that could be something that
could be sold quickly. I thinkthe valuation is something in the hundreds of
millions. The valuation is something inthe hundreds of millions. But you understand

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what the basis for the charges againstTrump were. He said he overvalued his
properties. They said mar A Lagowas only worth eighteen million fucking dollars.
Like that was the whole basis ofthis case. That was the whole case.
We all told you it wasn't wortheighteen million. We all knew it
was worth hundreds of millions of dollars. CNN was literally running segments about how

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it's only worth eighteen million, andnow they're running segments talking about how it's
worth hundreds of millions, and howeven that would be an amazing price,
because they said that if he wasgoing to sell it for a few hundred
million, people would be lining upto write a check because they know it's
worth more, just like Trump knewit was worth more, just like the
bank that gave him the fucking loanand did the valuation knew it was worth

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more. But no, we hadto spend the last six months pretending that
that much property in Palm fucking Beachwas only worth eighteen million. If he
sells that shit for two to threehundred million dollars, he should then be
able to go back on appeal andbe like, what the fuck now?
I brought this up because here's theother thing. I'm not political. I

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don't like getting political whatever it is. But when this came out way back
when I think everyone knew right away, every person does that. They make
their property, pump it up sothey can get more money out of it.
That's what they all do. Misterwonderful from what is that called shark

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Tank. He talked in detail aboutit, other people in business and stuff
like that. The guy I dorental properties with in the day, we
talked about that. It is notuncommon. Everybody does it. So when
he got dinged on it, Iliterally felt like, really, guys,
you gotta get him on the mostpettious, like you can't even get them
on anything like okay, so yeahthat's what you get ready to say,

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Yeah, yeah, that's you exactlyright. Yeah, but look, look,
my thing is this, Besides whatyou think of Trump whatever, you
just gotta look at that going damn, they're going after him when everybody else
does the same thing. That's whatI'm saying, but not everyone's actually running

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for president. The people who runfor president should be held to a higher
standard. Now the case is bullshit. Yeah I think it's bullshit. Yeah,
but he just said because he ranfor president. Bullshit. Every fucker
who ran for president has done this. Every fucker who ran for president,
whether it be republic or Democrat.We're doing so much fucking insight trading every

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goddamn thing with her husband and allthese other things. And they're like,
you know, it's it's nothing.The Clinton's got nailed for it back in
the back in the nineties for theland whatever that was, you know,
uh yeah yeah, water, watergrade or not water that it was.
It was something yeah, people themselves. Yeah yeah, five people died mysteriously

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and some of that. Uh.The thing with the Trump thing is this,
it's exactly what happened with a lotof the big companies. You get
caught, you get caught, right. But it's just tacky as fuck that
he's been sued. How many timeshe's been up to court? How many
times do you guys this? Ohyeah, do you guys hear what happened?

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Yeah, they lowered, they loweredhow much he has to pay now
and they're giving them another ten days. All these trials are bullshit. They're
weird. These are weird trials thatmake they're making no sense whatsoever. We're
gonna change his picture to like someold nineteen forties radio or CV for all
the popping you why I think Ithink more. I think there should be

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more focused. There should be morefocused on around January sixth. It should
be more quick focused on those cases. And these are just okay, let's
not get started on that ship,okay, because I got my opinions.
Yeah, I don't want to talkpolitics because I got my opinions on everything,
and when it comes down to it, I hate both sides. I'm

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just gonna say, we just wejust need new people in everywhere. Well,
you know we're talking about of Course'snew podcast he's coming out with,
and I was that won't even getyou in there. You got to have
the connections. Yeah. I wastelling Joe because Joe was talking about his

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podcast Another Shameless Plug Sunday, andhe was saying that Jaded Spider is going
to be on there, and Iwas just like, that would be a
good that would be good. Iwould love to get in a political debate
with Jaded Spider, I will saythat it'd be fun. No, not

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balls and data Spider. That wouldbe awesome because Josh is super right of
Jada Spider. Interesting. Well,actually, I mean I worked. I've
worked for both sides, both parties. I've actually worked for Republicans and Democrats
over the years. No ship,Yeah, I love that because yeah,
because as as I described myself,it's like I described myself as as socially

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progressive but fiscally conservative. I justdon't think we can just throw money at
problems and think and just expect tosolve it. We need to be responsible
with our money. But then Ialso progressive. Yeah, but I'm also
very progressive about our social issues.So it's like I'm kind of more of
the Yeah, I would be considereda blue dog back of the day.
But yeah, I like the original. But okay, so I would love

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that, et cetera, and soforth. To move this along, I'm
sorry, I'm changing it again.Japan's Lost the Light Go to the Light
Chappie the Light episodes ago I talkedabout it was, I think it was
a year or two ago. Weaccidentally at the end of the show we're

(34:00):
talking about recycling, how much recyclingcosts, and so yes, no,
because when you said that, itjust reminded me of the TikTok about you
know, the carbon ducks end ofthe Earth and the whole Congressman and talking
to them. Yeah, yeah,well, we like the number one pollutant
for when it comes to trash isclose uh to gluten silver environment because the

(34:27):
dyes and everything like that. Butwhat was funny to me is I talked
to we did a whole show abouthow much recycling actually costs and how much
you actually do. One of thethings I mentioned in there was about plastics
you really can't recycle. So thiscame out recently and I thought, hey,
hey, I talked about this before, so shout out to the past.
Here we go. Do you recycle? For sure? Absolutely absolutely everything

(34:50):
I possibly can. For decades we'vebeen told precycle America. So just because
we recycling will save the planet,you're saving the earth, and that's what
people believe. We have to doit for the kids, for the next
generation. We we'll all be backon the show as a cracker cereal box
in about four to five weeks.This recycling company is run by Lynn Hoffmann.

(35:15):
If we're not using recycled paper andcardboard, we're cutting down more trees.
Recycling paper cardboard does save trees.Recycling aluminum does save energy, but
most of the other stuff is impracticalto recycle. That's right. This is
material that came in to the recyclingfacility from people's recycling carts and is going
to leave us trash. Huge amountsof what people send to her recycling plant

(35:38):
will never be recycled. The worstis plastic, which for years has been
marked with the recycling symbol. Wesee stuff like this all the time,
recycling arrows on it. Please recycle, it's not recyclable. Even worse plastic
bags clock the recycling machines. Youhave to climb in for a couple hours
every day and cut them out withthe box cutter. But people think most

(36:00):
of our plastic is recycled. Yeah, I do think so, is it
not? You're gonna tell me it'snot. That's what That's a chick.
The reality is that the amount ofplastic actually recycled is around five percent.
Wow. I figured it was somethingcoming, but I'm shocked right now.
I didn't know. It's sad allmy life I've heard about how important it

(36:23):
is to recycle. It's not science. Writer John Tierney debunk recycling claims years
ago. His New York Times magazinestory recycling is Garbage set a record for
Times hate mail. And yet whatyou said is still true. It's even
more truth today. In fact,the economics have just gotten worse. Now
my city would say more than threehundred million dollars a year. It get

(36:50):
cut off there. But the pointof the story is that I even said
that back in the day too,that it costs more to recycle. And
there was like like four or fivedifferent types of plastics never be recycled.
On top of the fact the solarpanels, I mean, oh they practically
strip it down the copper and wire. Oh yeah, So here this is
fun. Can I take you asa quick story? Here we go.

(37:12):
So the other day we had aknock knock on the door and it was
a guy who goes, I wantto talk about how amor and is doubling
your bills and woo. So Iwas like, what are you selling solar
panels? All right? Cool?Uh, just give me your brochure or
whatever. And I was looking upin it. So we were looking into
Okay, how much solar panels.I believe in solar panels because that not
not like I believe in it,like, I just believe in it as

(37:35):
a green energy that we've had sincewhat the seventies eighties? Yeah, so
I feel it's it's worked itself outuntil the White House. Okay, oh
they were in the White House.Yeah, car, Yeah, solar panels
in the seventies, Paul, noshit, Regan tore them down. Reagan
took them all off. Was ugly, and then we stopped doing a solar

(37:58):
range. Tear down your solar panels. Yeah, but okay, I gotta
get okay, hi, chappie.So they got, they got. We
were looking into it, right,and a solar panel weighs about forty George

(38:21):
said something in the chat, bythe way, oh okay, a lot
longer than then than that. Ohoh okay, I didn't know that.
Okay, I had the chat thebefore you too, George. So can
you guys open the chat too,in just in case I gotta go back
to it. Get it, becausethey could do another commercial pretty soon because
they had they had solar cars backup when cars were actually you know,

(38:43):
first invented. They had solar.Yeah, so we're talking. We were
looking into that, right, andwe're like, okay, they caught.
They they weigh about forty two poundsper panel, right, and then we
were like okay, so we we'mnot how many we need on our little
house to power it? And it'sabout thirty of them, and so I

(39:07):
was like, why can't we justget like two or three? Just put
them up there, they'll be good. And they're like, well, it'll
augment your bill by like thirty dollars. So I was like, well,
how much will I need to reallymake a difference? And they're like,
well, you want to get asmany as you possibly can. And they
did the math and it came outto like thirty panels, and I was
like, how do you put themon my house without caving in? Oh

(39:30):
no, it'll take up in yourbackyard. We'll build a stand. It's
like an angle stand that you canmove around to make sure you get the
most son out of it. Andit's like that, and I was like,
are you serial really like that's that'sa lot of work for that.
So I was like, okay,how many can I get to? I
get get a medium, like agood like seventy dollars off my bill and

(39:52):
they're like fifteen or something, andI was like, geez, this is
pretty bad. Now. The goodthing about this is because, like I
said, I'm kind of pro solar. I mean, it works for a
lot of things, right, Iasked, I was like, I thought,
I looked up this. I dida lot of research because I thought
they said that you cannot recycle asolar panel. Okay, your silence is

(40:17):
really great. No, I didn'tknow they can't recycle. You're right,
they get done in trash right becauseof the no they get recycled. They
get scrapped like a Jersey chop shopman. They take off the glass.
There's only one part of it thatcannot be recycled, and they take it
to a facility where they where theytake care of it. But no,

(40:38):
yeah, for for those those thingsyou see the acres of them laying around,
that's probably because they didn't get tothem yet. But yeah, I
didn't know that. They they fuckingtear those things apart and find out what
little things that can does. Theyrecycle, They refurbish, they they you
know, I was like, holyshit, because they were all telling us,
no, you can't get rid ofthem. There's a ton of precious

(40:58):
petals on them, so yep,and they're good for about thirty years.
So you're like, okay, cool, I can get a solar panel.
But zooba guabo. I didn't knowthe fucking White House had them. That
pisces me off. Yeah. Wewe we we lost about ten years of
development because of because when Reagan readthem off the White House, we just
stopped investing in solar power because youknow, we wanted we wanted to invest

(41:20):
in you know, fossil fuels andsolar power was evil and so we yeah,
we could be we could be leadingthe world in solar power right now
if we would have invested it backin the eighties and seventies, but we
didn't. I wish I could do. There was the big businesses that basically
pushed out with the electric car becauseelectric cars are been in the eighteen eighties,
and the gas giants made sure,nope, nope, we're gonna have

(41:43):
gas powered cars. And yeah,even though le gas was poisoning people,
Yeah, leed gas the first waspoisoning people. Yeah, yeah, they
bought the patents and buried them.Playing from benzene. Oh, yeah,
that was the Oh yeah, yeah, acting do you guys hear about that?
That was recent all the acne stuffwhatever happened to stride X and like

(42:07):
clear sill Now, no, it'swhat the call have you know? No,
but you got buy this kit.It is better than what we had
as kids. It's like wait ahalf. Uh. They got consolidated into
like this one thing that uh JessicaSimpson sells. I forgot what it's called

(42:30):
probotics. No, it's a kidyou buy. I got one for free
by accident. It's proactive, proactive. Yeah, okay. Sarah Bright in
the background, hand she's okay,guys, she's got she's got the allergy

(42:52):
thing going on. Good, Iknow her paying So a bunch of over
the counter Jamie knows your pain,Sarah, Jamie knows your pain. So
over the counter acne stuff has allbeen found out to be carcinogenics, cancerous.

(43:13):
Uh, this is fucked up.So here's how that works. You
die. Yeah, you apply itto your skin right then you go out
jogging and as you get warm up, it breaks down into straight benzene into
your face. So if you're ona hot day or exercising, Yeah,

(43:35):
nothing like using benzene and everything elseas a binding it's an all screen pharmaceuticals
and everything. Yeah, yeah,seriously protect you from Yeah, yeah,
it's any any kind of pill becauseit's a binding agent. Yeah, and
aspertained, but they can aspertain that'snot benzing. But that's different now.

(43:57):
So yeah, cat either the canceror die betes. That's what your That's
what your big stuff is now.All right, next commercial break? What
about the fruits? What about thefruit that has the vaccines in a?
Paul? The fruit that has vaccinesin it? Yeah, google it.
Tennessee, Dude, Tennessee is tryingto pass the bill to tell you which
fruits have been Yeah, hmmm,I can't you feed up the try some

(44:27):
close to that. I can tryto be crazy. Your word is woman?
Woman? Can I have the countryof origin? Please? I don't.
I don't probably England or Germany orsomething. Woman. Can I have

(44:52):
the definition? Please? Uh?Why don't you ask judge one that question?
Can I have the definition of women? Please? No? Why not?
I'm allowed to ask for definitions,right? The thing is a woman

(45:15):
is there? A woman is is? What she's trying to say is that
each person gets to define for themselveswhat a woman is? So can you
define it? No? Why?I just want to know the definition of

(45:43):
women? And that makes you ahate for a little big at Lincoln.
I don't hate anybody. How aboutwe just use it in a sentence.
Abortion is a woman's right. Ifa woman makes an accusation, we should
believe all women. Joe Biden pickeda as a running mates. Katanji Brown
Jackson is the first black woman onthe Supreme Court. Hillary Clinton should have

(46:06):
been the first woman president. UPenn Swimmer. Leah Thomas is a woman.
I'm a woman. I'm not awoman. Woman. How can you
use in all the sentences if youdon't know the definition? Listen, you
intolerant a little bit, could justspell the word so we can get a
girl up here to win this wholething. The definition of woman is a
woman, woman, a woman?Woman? Are you happy that doesn't make

(46:32):
any sense? It's a simple word. We all know what a woman is.
JF beoul woman, Okay, woman, woma n woman. It's got
an accident now for some reason,wom x and now get out of here.

(46:57):
Keddy, you're up next. Actuallyto make that sound that feels like
what the world's coming to spelling bees. It's already there. Oh yeah,
I was gonna say, the worldis pretty Yeah, when we come to
plastics, we should invest in himif you Yeah. Hey, So we

(47:22):
went. It's a gradable it's biegradableplastic. Man, guys, I got
them, but we don't have theFacebook thing. Where is it? She
hated? Yeah. So we wereout and we did all the stuff.
So I'm going to show you guyssome of the stuff. We went to.
Went to the doctor Who Museum?Who Who? Who? Got who?

(47:45):
Your mama who? This is alot of order. This is gonna
be great. So here we areat the doctor who he Museum? Who
Who? And h I was textingeverybody about this, U Joe and on
them. But this was was reallyfun. This was so this is the
owner of it, and we havehis card and everything, so we gotta
give him a shout out. I'llput it in the show notes and everything.

(48:07):
He's from this area, like heoriginally was like for where me and
Kira live. So I thought thatwas really cool. And uh, dude,
if you guys like doctor who gohere. This place is so bad
A they got tons and they havea lot of the Dwarf. Nice Joe,

(48:29):
Yes, that did pretty cool man. Yeah, I got to watch
that Dwarf. But the video okay, good? Was this the the one
from no, not this, Imeant the Facebook one of us driving?
Oh no, yeah, I wantthat one. Yeah, so you get

(48:51):
the cybermen. They have a lotof dark stuff that's on that stretcher.
That's the when they watched the Yeah, and then here you go face of
bo Remember that they have a faceof Boa. I think I think that
was really cool. Cool. Andthen this is funny. So they have

(49:14):
this wanted poster like do you haveyou seen me of Billy Piper from Doctor
Who? Doctor Who? Here itis right here for when she was missing
when the doctor took her. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And they have
a post it on the damn onthe telephone poont When we're driving out,

(49:38):
we're like, oh my god,that's not good. So my man can
think it was real. Uh soit was really cool. They had like
look at this, they have theold suit costumes. It was really really
super cool. K nine. Iwas really justus m hmm. Well yeah,
we wanted to get the little lampright there for the house. But

(49:59):
it was like sixty dollars like,yeah, I'm good and check this out.
This is this is a Buddhism wouldlove this. It's a Star Trek
Voyager game. Nice. Yeah,they had like a viewing room. They
had all this and that. Youdid you get that video here? Yes?
All right, let's take a look. Did they come up which one?

(50:20):
I said? I sent it toyou. Well, it's not here
yet, is it? This iswhat? Hm? Come? Oh you
put well, let me just showthese videos real quick. Not cool?

(50:45):
Yeah, it was really cool.And this is They had a long clocks.
So this is the game room andthere it is the uh, the
Star Trek game. All right,So that's the stuff from there from the

(51:15):
doctor who oh this is funny.She got the weeping Angels hoodie and I
can see like a little bit.It's kind of squishing my glasses, so
can you can you see it?All? Don't play? So okay?
So Jamie said this, let's geton this one real quick. We're still

(51:36):
on the stream with us, rightyeah, nope, it not so soft,
in't it? Nope? We're onit. Okay. So while we
were leaving, uh, Jamie postedthis because we had like no sleep.
We look, we got it.We were off Friday, right, so
we went went to bed early inthe morning because we were nights, slept
for a couple hours after pack,and then it started out and then we're

(51:59):
all getting appy. So this iswhat it happened is so yeah, I

(52:22):
was cute. You guys saw that, right, and not on Facebook because
Facebook is no no but no.But see the thing is she had on
TikTok and then they, uh,they meet. That's why I posted there.
So we get into the we getto Indianapolis and the dude, all
right, let me say this waspretty rough because we just got off the

(52:45):
boat in December January, right,Jamie goes, we gotta go to this
comic cot here. I'm gonna getback into this real quick so we can
have this. Fine, so wehave we gotta go to Comic con right,
and I was like, okay,we're at Indiana Okay, cool,
whatever, So I said, littleyou know, we just spent a ship
ton of money at the damn Golfof Mexico and I gotta I gotta paint

(53:08):
out my credit cards and stuff likethat. So we'll see. Well,
as we keep watching, how manyactors keep showing up for this thing.
We're like, what the fuck?Right? We got Sulu, Michael Roker,
we have the X Files guy,the guy who played in Terminator too,
you know the cop you had,uh fucking what was it? Lee

(53:29):
Majors? You had what's her namefrom the Lee Major movie? Six million
Dollar Man? Who's the other LadyWagner, Linda Lisdsey Wagler Wagner. She
was there. This is Smallville people, DC. Everybody's there, right,
including a doctor who British guy.H do you have you have his picture?

(53:51):
Right? Yeah? Let me seehere. So it was really cool.
So we started having more of thesethese these ideas. Let's see if
we can do it. Let's seeif we can do it right. So
we literally was right when I gotmy damn credit card down, we had
to buy all this shit, right, we get all that and did I
stream this yet? No? Istream it. I'm gonna find that guy

(54:13):
real quick that we're talking about.You guys know what I'm talking about here?
He is? Is that him?Yeah? So you see this guy,
he's the guy who played on DoctorWho, like the newer ones,
Rory Williams. Yep. So thatwas really cool. She met him,
but so so here's here's the thing. Okay, so we we get enough
money to figure out Okay, let'sdo this, right, but let me

(54:35):
see, this is the reason whywe say enough money. We went to
hotel shop, right, and itwas insanely stupid. All right. The
average price for a hotel room thatweekend was close to four hundred dollars for
one night. Yeah, you knowit'd be cheaper for you to invest in

(54:58):
an RV if you're gonna start yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were
like, yeah, we were like, this sucks. So we're shopping all
around. We found a cheaper onearound three hundred dollars or maybe a little
less than that. I had aholiday inn. Now let me let me
just clear this. If you guyswatch any of our other shows or listen

(55:19):
to them or whatever we've had,Yeah, from the other ones, we
did because last year we went tothree of them, right, three fucking
cons man, and you you spendan average of two grand at each one.
That includes a hotel, rent,the cars, all that good stuff.
Right, So and we create weI critique everything. So this is
what we're going to begin with.So we we had troubles with the last

(55:40):
ones, not because you know ofwhatever. It was like, you get
to the hotel and like the Marriotte, the Hyatt. The Hyatt had a
pool that was okay, it wasn'treally fun. The Hyatt had a breakfast,
but it's you to pay for itin your your bill, right,
and it's like one of those fancydancy ones. And so it was like
thirty dollars her person that was addedto your stuff. Or the Marriotte did

(56:04):
not provide a pool, did notprovide a microwave, a microwave, or
a refrigerator in your room, oran iron or safe, and it didn't
provide a breakfast. So we werelike this all sucks. Well, we
checked the howdy in. We calledup and they were like, no,
we have all those things. Wehave the refrigerator, we have the microwave,
we have all the safe, wehave the pool, we have the

(56:24):
breakfast, and for a cheap price. So we're like salt. So we
get there right, Okay, whenyou think of king so we're like,
okay, there's just gonna be aking sized bed. Yeah, so we
get a king sized suite is whatwe did. And it was cheaper than
a fucking regular room at the Marriotteor the Hyatt or whatever, and they're
like, oh okay, And itwas right behind the Convention, so it

(56:46):
was like right there. It wasright walking distance. And we're like,
yeah, that's fine, we'll justwalk a block to it. Whatever.
So we get there. Now thisis the video. Let me pull this
up again. I'll show you thevideo what the suite looks like, because
this was insanely good. In myopinion, I think we scored one thousand
percent on this one. And let'sget back over here. I got way

(57:12):
too much shit to click on all. Right, here we go. It's
supposed to be a picture. Thisdoesn't help about Wow my mom, Sorry
I wasn't just comboby late. Herewe go. Yeah, okay, so
here we are where we have toheal the holidays the holiday and read Express

(57:38):
or something express. Look at thatman, surprisingly, holy crawdne that's a
big ass. That's some Francis shipleya. Look at this And here's the

(58:07):
thing. Okay, so out ofall them that we've done, this is
the cheapest for two nights then itwould have been if we went somewhere else.
We have a nice view of well, the sunset. What it's worth
where. That's pretty cool. Andthere's the stadium over here I think right,

(58:30):
and then the the convention center isaround the corner. So and we
have a tavern in case we getwant to get drunk. So I've actually
stayed there. Really, Yeah,I work for who does this? We

(58:53):
got we got everything. Kitchen,we never had a kitchen. Look at
that refrigerator, man, a fuckingfridge. Fridge, babe, you did
an amazing job. I actually now, let's have weird hotels and it has

(59:15):
a hot tub and a pool ontop of all this. Wait, no
it came out video was supposed tobe a picture. Yeah it's weird because
they have a therm stack. No, but you said you were there.
Uh yeah, yeah I stayed atthe hotel. Well. I used to
work for Holiday Inn and Holiday isactually a great brand. They're actually really

(59:39):
Their hotels are usually pretty good.You have all the amandies and stuff.
Yeah, I was happy. Okay, no, you're staying caught my hood.
Oh he got caught. They justdon't They just don't spend much on
advertising anymore. They used to spendlike a ton of advertising, used to
get ads for a holiday and allthe time I on TV, but now

(01:00:00):
they don't do that anymore and nowthey and they're in their hotel. Actually
that's cool. But yeah, ithad a pool in the autumn, which
was nice. Oh yeah, thatwas nice. Special days when we look
yeah a lot. So yeah,So we get there and the first night
we're there, we go down tothe and I'm calling Joe and stuff like

(01:00:21):
that. He's heard all this.But we went to the hot tub.
We met a couple of people thereare also because a lot of people all
go to the conventions, and itwas fun. And then we get out
whatever we wanted to go get someeat. So we went down to this
local place called the whistle Stop andit was a karaoke bar. And I
thought it was funny as hell becausewhen we were driving for Indianapolis, we

(01:00:42):
were punched, drunk, tired andsinging the Queen and then when on the
first fucking song is this, Ohmy god, it was the sign from
the gods. Now what I noticedis that. So what I also noticed

(01:01:07):
was was that I love karaoke.I've done karaoke for a long time.
Joe knows that. Joe's done karaokewith me. We like to sing Blink
one e two together, Joe doesa lot of pearl jam et cetera,
and so forth. I'm sure weall done it. Jamie has never done
it before, not at a bar. Wow, I didn't know this.

(01:01:28):
So I'm just sitting there and Ithought, Okay, I'm gonna critique this.
Not not by choice, it justkind of thought of this, right,
because this is a cool place.Well, let's get to the fact
that, like when we ordered ourfood, it was crazy. You guys
ever had fried califlower? Uh?Yeah? And I'm not a fan.
This is literally just cali flower fried, not breaded, just fried. Oh

(01:01:55):
that's Jamie eating it because it wasso good. I'm like, breaded,
yes, get some breading on there, get some real fucking yeah. No,
it's literally just that. And Iwas like, that's fucked up.
It's literally just fucking Look at thatgrease and ship at the bottom, man,
And that ain't ranch, that's somethingelse. That was it weird picture

(01:02:20):
of that all right. So whilewe're there, they start singing and ship.
So I was like, okay,can I just make one comming?
Is it? Friends? Yeah?Purdue? Yeah, that night right,
they know how to party, bythe way, I just want to make
that very clear bullet makers. Yeahyeah, So I started critiquing their singing,
right, and I was like,all right, cool, I like

(01:02:43):
Purdue. I don't care. Sohere we go. I noticed that the
girls sounds shitty and the guy soundedgood. Yeah, there we go.

(01:03:10):
Mm hmm. This is j Yeah, moving out, you know how to

(01:03:37):
party. This is the first girlright here. They're kind of off.
Ah, feel bad for saying it. Here's another way. Where is it?

(01:03:59):
What is this one, Tracy?Yeah, that's a tribute. Okay,
we're going. Yeah. So itwas pretty good, fun. Yeah,
nice, we're not gonna oh,this is okay whatever. There you

(01:04:19):
go, you get a point.Yeah, that's fine. Oh this is
us. Uh when we're when Igot my sonning screwdriver, I don't think
if it's surviving adventure. All right. So we get to the convention and
they were telling us in the hottub that later earlier that morning that the

(01:04:42):
Kids Museum is doing a teenage mNinja turtles. So what they did was
they started graffitiing all the sewers ofthe sewer pipe, the sewer pie,
the sewer drains, right the fuckingone of those things called the manhole covers,
take long enough. Yeah, sowe took a picture of that because
I thought it was pretty cool.It's pretty fun. And then we went

(01:05:02):
to when we first got there,I want I want to have a underground
pizza joint that you go you enterthrough a super pot. That would be
kind of cool. Yeah. Sothis was our It's it's kind of funny
if you think about it. Soyou walk in and we're at a convention

(01:05:25):
with dorks, right, people tookthis picture like all dressing Kahn Right behind
me is the Indy five hundred conventiongoing on at the same time, So
I can you guys take a pictureof us and we look like the farmer
people where they're holding the pitchfork AmericanGothic. Yeah. Yeah. So this
man is who we saw in thein the hot tub the first night,

(01:05:46):
right, and he was one tellingus about the teens meeting Ninja Turtles and
stuff like that. I do apologize, but he's a shout out because I
give him that he got Joe's autographof Sulu for me. Would you like
to know more, Joe? YeahI would. Yeah, So this was
him. So yeah, so hegoes, I'm gonna be dressed like Nigan

(01:06:06):
tomorrow. You gotta see me.And we were in line for Soulo at
the same time. Yeah, Iwas. And I look over and I
see him and I'm listening to myheadphones and stuff like that, and he's
just like, hi, man,remember me? And I was like,
why do you look familiar being andall this stuff? And he goes,
I told you I was stressing,like I was like, no, I
was just messed with you, dude. And I had already paid for my

(01:06:29):
autograph, and I waiting in line. Well, that VIP badge I didn't
notice, right because he said lastnight he was a VIP person. So
I see him. Yeah. SoI see him in the express lane and
I hand him money. I'm like, hey, I gotta get one of
these for my brother Joe. Becausemy brother Joe and my mom got me

(01:06:50):
into Star Trek and me and Joetalked heavily, like every summer we watched
Wrath of Khan, Search for Spot, all that kind of shit, so
we're big trekies. So I hadto get one for him. So he's
like, yeah, that's fine,I can do that. So he goes
in line and he's you could tellhe did not handle the stress at all

(01:07:10):
because I said I wanted personalized now, like people like us would just be
all like, what was the nameyou wanted, dude, right, like
make it make it kind of obviousor whatever. No, He's like shaking
and ship like uh. And I'mlike his name's Joe, like I said
it while I'm in line, andlike even the lady who was doing it
was like okay, whatever. Andbut he's like he's not doing too well

(01:07:31):
with this right because he thinks he'sdoing something wrong. Now, I was
all like, why don't you comeand stay on our line. He's looking
at me like, no, I'ma fucking vi P. I don't need
to stay in your line, bitch. But it was just fun. So
well, I that's a fatal mistakeat conventions if you try to get somebody
in line with you, dude.So I turned around. Yeah, they

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were like, uh no, that'snot cool, bro, And I was
like, I'm sorry, I wasI figured I asked, you know,
trying to like calm it down.Uh his bat. Don't you like the
way his bat looks. It's avery nice beat. Yeah. See tag
at the bottom the thing, thatyellow tag. So there's a reason for
that. Oh, I can zoomin. So you guys see me zooming

(01:08:19):
in right? Wow? Technology,Yeah, I was saying, yeah,
well see, okay, so there'sthere's the little the little tag, right.
He had to get another one,the orange of the orange one or
whatever because they keep thinking his thingis a real bat. It's made of
foam, so they so he hasto keep tagging it because if you bring

(01:08:40):
a real weapon in, you're notallowed to. So yeah, so they
did that, so let's see,let me get to that one. So
when we got done, he comesback in the line and there it is
right there. It's a shitty littleglossy picked but there you go, Joe,
that's your yeah to Joe. Yeah, Manancy. So he comes back

(01:09:05):
out and he's all excited because nowhe's done with it, right, So
I was like yeah, bazoomabo woand I was like, yes, no
one cares, You're fine. Sonow I want to go back to the
Indianapolis one. Okay, so herewe go. Ready, look at our
faces. We're not smiling. We'retrying to look like the uh, the
couple that just holds the picks up. And the worst part is no,

(01:09:28):
we weren't. We were just kindof like a picture. We just got
out of the cold after an eminute walk to yeah yeah the walk.
Okay, we thought, okay,we were a good walking distance. We
start walking and we're like, yeah, fuck this. So we get inside
and we're like, okay, wegotta find an easier way to do this.
We learned so much, even moreevery time we go. So thanks
to the Nagan guy shut out tohim, but here we go, Here

(01:09:49):
we go. John Cleese was rightnext to me while I was waiting for
George to guy I love this lovethis kind of stuff, isn't it fun?
And right past him as well,Wheton and what was the name John
Schneider, et cetera and so forth. John Cleese would actually sit there and
talk with people for a little bit. It was really cool. So while

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we were in line, I waslooking at this guy, the Georgia Kaye
line. He's a real priest,because I was like, dude, you
can't wear that stole around your waist, the purple one, and he's like,
yes, I can, because thiscollar is real. I was like,
no way. So it's kind ofcool. So that was that was
pretty cool. Uh oh, wegot oh ship, what am I doing

(01:10:33):
here? Nope, don't okay,tasty. While we were waiting for Kai,
this is the Blues Clues guy,the guy in theella hat right,
Steve Burns thank you, and HaydenChristiansen anakin himself comes across and a golf
cart gets out, comes up andtells him how much of a fanny is

(01:10:54):
of Blues Clues. And so thisBlues Clues guy, and we're waiting for
Georgia Kaye. These are like boothnext to us, right, the lady
in the red that's his manager.So Bluescleus like turns around's like, oh
my god, this is really happening. So they're taking selfies of each other
while they're in line, right,And Hayden Christensen does not like looking at

(01:11:15):
people. I did not know that. He likes to keep his head down
and he doesn't like to engage peopleunless he absolutely has to. I mean
that makes sense because everybody will comeat him, you know. So they're
taking selfies and then the lady whenthey were done, was all like no,
no, no, no, no, no pictures people, because that
was pretty cool because the theme atthis fucking place was no pictures taken,

(01:11:36):
do not take a picture. SoJohn Cleese. When I had a picture
of him, I missed out becausea few seconds earlier that his manager was
also no pictures. Aw Well,everyone on my side will waiting for Georgia
Kai were secretly putting their phones upto take pictures, right, and John
Clees turns to us, smiles reallybig for like a solid couple seconds,

(01:11:59):
and looks down like he's in troublebecause so he wanted to like so he
was helping everybody out. Dude,this is so fun, right, I
thought that was nice. How doI how do we get out of here?
All right? So that was reallycool. And then of course all
your cosplayers are really cool. Getthat dude. He was working on that,
he told me for about a yearand he could talk out of it

(01:12:24):
and ship. That was really cool. Jamie, huh, he sounds like
Joe nice. So I know wherethis is going. So the one cool
thing about the Power Rangers, they'realways the high Yeah, they don't.

(01:12:45):
They're not part of the celebrity row. So you see those curtains in the
back, that's like celebrity row.That's the one who's got to pay a
high price to go see him.These guys have a booth that's like right
there and talk to him and thenthey'll sell ship. Jamie bought like three
hundred dollars worth of ship. Looksee, I I knew I was gonna
drop a lot of money at thatbooth because I learned from being in Chicago

(01:13:08):
that was going to happen again.Polly told me they were going to be
there. Yeah, because they addedtwo more to it. Yeah, and
that blonde ride there Joe about Hubbahit off by her hand to god,
it was great. My shirt said, you guys saw what my shirt said,
right, and let's get the shirt. Hear one of my shirt says

(01:13:30):
bad decisions make great stories. Right. So we're we're sitting there talking and
Jamie's like having having a moment withher and telling her all about these things
that she you know, is andloves and all this other stuff from her.
And she just kept looking over atme and she goes, I love
your shirts all British accents. Iwas like thanks. I smiled because I

(01:13:51):
was like, you from completely offcard. So she's not like that,
Like hey, I was like,I'm going to need the room for like
five minutes, all right, AndI was like yeah. She goes I
like living by that. I'm like, I don't, lady, do that
have no idea? So we didthe cameos and stuff. I'm like looking

(01:14:17):
at her like, yeah, howyou going? But no, it was
really cool. They were really nicepeople, and uh there's there was more
of them. But like last year, we had the other ones in this
one. So where's the other one? This and the other power Ranger we
saw? Yeah, where she atthe one went to be all home when
I'm yeah, but how about howabout no, no, no, isn't

(01:14:45):
this your stuff here too? Yeah? Here we go this one. But
where's the one that we had ofher? Where she's I passed it up.
It's great for radio, gonna domy elevator music. Well wait,
there it is. So this wasthe other power Ranger here. She was

(01:15:08):
cool, dude, because they're likesilly poses and regular poses. But no,
they were cool and like I almostcried both times. Oh you so
cried both times? There was notry you did. I don't know what
you're talking about. I'm a biggirl. I don't cry. And then
uh so, like a lot ofthe cosplays are really cool, Like that's

(01:15:28):
from Caroline, right, the othermother. So so this guy had to
really witty comeback. Fly came outof way. He came right back like
oh crap. And of course wekept walking by the stadium back and forth
all all the weekend. So Igotta take a picture of that. I

(01:15:51):
gotta go. We gotta go inthere. They have like lunches and stuff.
It's really cool. Uh here wego. We have Bain and uh
Mars attacks back. Guy I gotI got her, babe. Dude,
this guy looks so good, youknow, right, yeah, yeah,
They're all nice guys. And thenI'm a I'm not a big Inuyasha person,

(01:16:12):
but I'd never seen one. Thisis the first time I saw somebody
dressed up as them. And thatwas like the guy had to ask Jamie
that was a group of them.I had the saw guy well play a
game. So we didn't take alot of pictures at the time, but
we did. We did good.So this is Jamie getting her lightsaber.

(01:16:33):
She's always won of the lightsaber,but she was very particularly low and she
won like she picked out one lastyear that was pink and also this stuff.
It was like three hundred semid dollars. So she finally got one that
she was at the Dark something orother Dark Princess of the Reds and uh
yeah, that's fireworks there is rightthere. Look at that. Now she's

(01:16:57):
a Jedi. Now we can alllike, you know, do those videos
of you know, trust in theForce. Yeah, why don't she look
like that the face She's like,huh no, it's just to be tough.
I get it. But yeah,so we got back to the hotel
and they're shooting fireworks off. That'spretty cool. They went on for a

(01:17:24):
while. It was really cool.So we did that over the weekend.
It was really fun. H wesaw that. We have tons of pictures
and everything like that, but we'rejust kind of recapping. You know,
Oh, this is the video ofher actually receiving. Don't do it,
don't touch it. That wasn't herthough, there it is, that's her

(01:17:46):
getting it. I can be probablylike, don't go to the dark side.
Don't go to the dark side.I like how you look at your
little kid because the table's so hot. Right, I'm only for eleven.
I told you I'm only one inchoff and being a dowarf. Oh my
gosh. But yeah, no,that was really good. This and this
is right here, you like residentevil you would love this. You're a

(01:18:08):
gamer too, man, you lovethe resident Evil, right, I mean,
it's okay, it's okay game.I really got into them. So
these okay. So Joe got usinto buying things, so to speak,
not all the time, but Imeant like, Joe goes a lot through
and he finds all these treasures andstuff like that. Joe, you know

(01:18:28):
what I'm talking about. We talkedabout this earlier today. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know what you mean.So Joe like got this little mouse
and like he looked it up andit was some famous mouse, so we
didn't know, et cetera and soforth. So can you hand me some
of my my lunchboxes over there?You got to get head set off too.
So I like lunchboxes. I collectthem. And I got one signed

(01:18:53):
by Lee Majors from The Fall Guyfor the Fall Guy thing. Now,
I wanted to take a picture ofhim signing it. So not that one,
the one underneath at the blue one, and then the other blue one
and then this plastic bag that's inthe blue crate. So that's a lot
of blues. So I met LeeMajor's dude, he lost like he's like
nothing, He's really small as fuck, right, and okay, thanks and

(01:19:16):
then give me the place. Butthey were like, I was like,
can I get take a picture ofhim? No? And they up charged
me. Dude, Like this shit'sso expensive because because it's merchandise, but
this shit sucks because they they upcharge you on shit. So this residant
Evil thing you're seeing is Jamie gotthese. Because the really cool thing is

(01:19:38):
the vendors nowadays. One second,they hold out. The vendors nowadays have
more of a nineties retro stuff there, you know, like the thrift shopping
or what do you know what Imean? And they had old seventy Star
Wars things there. She got theseresidentt Evil action figures that are worth what
are they worth, babe? Liketwo or three hundred dollars? Yeah,

(01:20:00):
and as a set they're worth six. And that's the flash shit. All
this other stuff that she bought whileshe was there, and this is,
yeah, the Power Rangers they signedtheir stuff for and all of this stuff,
and that's the guy from Arrow andGame a Thrones thing that's more of

(01:20:26):
her fucking ship she got for thePower Rangers. So it's cool. It's
it's like the funniest stupidest thing youdo, you know what I mean.
We have good times, but I'ma big collector of things. But check
this out. So this is gotthis from our birthday, right, my
stepdad got this from her birthday.Check it out. Isn't that cool?
And then I got it signed byLee Majors. And while he was telling

(01:20:53):
me about it, he goes,you like the fall guy and I'm like
yeah, and he just goes.And it also has a thermist too.
That's why I love about it too. They're worth money if they have a
thermis, so this thing is worththe money. Thank god that it is
what it is. But so whileI was talking to him about it,
and I was like, yeah,yeah, how are we able to do
your theme song? Because twenty oneJump Streets Holly Robinson had to like go

(01:21:15):
through hoops to get hers and thankyou and just put that on the table
or something now and we'll just putthis down there you go. And he
was like no, no, no, just they asked me. I'm like,
oh shit, they asked you.That's pretty cool. So they did
that and then this is the otherand then we went down another booth and
like I said, they were doinga lot of like seventies, Like,
okay, you remember the little actionfigures from the seventies of Star Wars where

(01:21:39):
they had the lightsaber come out oftheir arm. Yeah. Yeah, So
I was looking for those, rightbecause when she got a resident Evil one,
that's where that one was. Andso I was like, yeah,
I want that one, man,and do you guys have us? We
do, but it's under the tabletype of deal. O tell me,
I'm Bob, Let's do it.So he goes under the table and then
pulls him out because it was underthe table, but a couple of them

(01:22:01):
are missing the arms. The lightsabersin the arms almost tore and I wanted
to Luke Skyworker Darth Vader right,So we were looking at another guy shows
up. He goes, I thinkI have that, hands it to me
and it is Luke Skyworker with ayellow lightsaber. Wow. When did Luke
Skywalker have a yellow saber? Right? Never? And they're like, yeah,

(01:22:21):
Obi wan Kenobi had the blue one. I'm like, no, Luke
Skywalker had a green one or ablue one, not a yellow one.
And then he goes but the tipis still brand new on this and I
was like, wait, So Ilooked at the Darth Vader one they gave
me because they had like the firstone I had a torn cape because had
the plastic cape on the back,and I'll see the other one and the
arm had this bright bright red init and I'm like this, and he's

(01:22:45):
like, yeah, they replaced something. I'm like, so they yellows you
couldn't even get the right color.You just put a new yellow one in
there. Okay, fifty dollars waytoo high for that little action figure.
So because everything's way over priced,those resident evil things I show you they
were. They were charged so much. And while we were driving home when
she was looking up the price ofthese things, really she was peeling off

(01:23:06):
the label and it was a labelover a label. They up charged like
twenty five dollars for the fucking convention. But uh so we have those tables
are expensive, man table fee.So so this is the other one I
bought. It's a Marvel Superhero one. And these all come with their their

(01:23:28):
thermis is too, sorry, Sothat's that's why I collect them. I
want the ones. Sorry sorry ears. And then this one was a big
one because I had to dicker themdown because I wasn't gonna pay full price
for it. But it's almost almostcompletely new. It even says brand new,
unused with thermis, and it's aBatman the uh animated series. Nice

(01:23:55):
a lot to me because that's whenwe all watched back. Yeah, and
uh, here's the thermos and here'sthe paperwork that comes with it from when
you first open it up. Nicethat comes with replacement bottles contain no glass,
kid proof, roughneck, bottless andtoppers are made. And uh,

(01:24:17):
you can get a personal name plateand I might call them to see if
they could make me something that's brandnew. That would be cool because I
always wanted to have a real lunchbox again, like Joe got me a
lunchbox too, Remember that Joe.I was using that for my regular lunchbox
for a while because it was ayeah yeah, but it was cool because
after we bought all that from thePower Rangers, they did give us tickets.

(01:24:40):
Mm hmm. So that's the otherproblem we had. Yeah, but
well, let me finish up.Hand me my jukebox over here. So
we're at the Power Rangers thing,and she spends like three hundred dollars there
right, just like I said,I was gonna drop money, and I
knew it. Yeah, I can'thide money, right, So she trusts
all us money, so she givesus free tickets to the actual Power Rangers

(01:25:02):
comic Con in Atlanta, Georgia intwo months or three months. It's in
June. So I was like,okay, that's cool. I don't know
we're gonna have enough money to dothat, but check out this. Uh
it's a music box. Is thatcool? And here we go. Spare

(01:25:24):
no expense, Paul Dude, sotrue, Here we go. Oh no,
not creepy at all. I knowyou gotta crank it, dude.
Iet You're just shaking his head.Oh man, John Whale, just like,

(01:25:45):
what are you doing with my music? I got me a bunch of
pins patches, I got Star Treks. Oh man. We went stupid,
and I and Jamie was like,okay, because I never really buy much
of these things because most of thestuff you get there is anime and anime
shit that I'm not into. AndI finally got the last Whoessaylor Scouts that

(01:26:06):
not even been in stores yet becausehe imported them from Japan. Yeah,
so this one was fun for mebecause like, as they're going through the
vendors, I was like, Idon't want to. Like, they had
a food court there for the firsttime ever too, they never had it.
You just you stand for this,dude, you walk so much duty
sneeze bar no, no, Like, yeah, they sold alcohol and dude,

(01:26:30):
it was great. And there wasa guy dressed as Neo and I
walk up, like, Neo needssome alcohol. My kids are killing me,
dude. So like all pretty muchall those dats are all online waiting
to get alcohol. Right, Allthe dudes are walking beers and ship and
we the line. They actually hadlike fried foods like burgers and hot dogs
and everything, and they never hadthat before. And by by the restrooms,

(01:26:53):
they had this big ass area fortables and chairs. So we're all
sitting there just going fuck man,because you walk for eight hours straight.
You're standing on concrete for eight hoursstraight, walking back and forth, picking
up shit, waiting in lines forpeople, and by the time you get
back to your hotel, you neverwant to walk again for the rest of
my entire life. I did.Like the guy we met with a ninja

(01:27:17):
turtlesuit, yeah, and he's likehere going to be accepted as Yeah.
The dudes all like ripped like abodybuilder right where we're all sitting there,
because well, let me back checkreal fast before we get that. So
these lines are exceedingly long for thefood because they never had food there before,
right, and they they fucking bankedon this shit. These people sat

(01:27:39):
down with one ahead of hot dogand french fries. A burger and fries.
Almost fifty dollars just for those twothings. Not a surprise at all.
Yeah, we've been to a soccergame, you're right, Yeah,
that's true, but we out,but that's not including the sodas, and
the sodas are not refillable and theyhave the small like full of ice worms

(01:28:00):
you know at football the soccer game. Yeah, that's true. So there
was multiple places they had Dippin' Dotsthere, and James like, I just
want to fucking water. I'm like, sure, I wanted water too.
Dippin Dots had the shortest line.So I'm waiting there for about thirty minutes
and we finally got the line.I get two waters, a soda,
and dippin' dots a thing. Howmuch do you think that costs? Close?

(01:28:27):
Six dollars? Thirty six dollars,You guys are way way close good
job now. But we're sitting downand like this guy comes up with like
a special needs child and something ofthat, and like we had these big
tables, so like no one's reallysharing. I mean everyone's sharing him because
no one's really but they're all likecan we see yeah, yeah, And
he's sitting there and he's like thisripped dude, like bald head, fucking

(01:28:50):
wearing a heat awesome shirt. Bythe way. Yeah, he had a
teenage mutant Ninja Turtles hockey jersey on. Love it and it was Piplican.
I was just like, man,I like that shirt. He goes yeah,
and then he had a Green Bayhat on and I was just like,
yeah, but you're a Green Bayfan. And he was like,
oh, he's telling a story andeverything. But he goes, I love

(01:29:12):
these conventions. Why I'm a bodybuilder, and I can't talk about my obsession
with the Turtles and shit like thatbecause he'll make fun of me. But
here I'm one of you. Itwas like, I'm like, dude,
I know exactly how you feel.I was like, the first time we
ever went to one, I wastelling Jamie I used to throw these guys
into dumpsters back in the day,and now I'm one of them. So

(01:29:33):
what you're saying is we gonna throwyou in a dumpster then, right,
yeah, Paul, dumpster diving.Yeah, it's fun dumpster diving. Have
any moments, because yeah, forgetabout it. I do have another one.
Good good, at least the thingI do. But other than that,

(01:29:55):
that was that was our weekend.We were tired as fuck. We
get into town and oh, yeah, the McDonald's is better than ours.
Yes, thank you, thank you. I forgot all about that. So
while we were while we were goingto get dinner, like the first dinner
we went to was that Smoking Whistleor whatever. Right, we were twenty

(01:30:17):
dollars to park, to park forlike a half an hour's worth of meal.
Right, And we get into theparking lot and this is the ones
you saw the karaoke thing. It'sa parking lot. And then we see
the booth where it says twenty dollarsa park, but we don't see where
you give the money. So we'rethinking, is that like the parking things
in Saint Louis. We're going togo on an app and bay, So
we go inside. He ses,no, it's more of a honor system.

(01:30:41):
Thing. You go over there andyou fill out this little envelope with
the twenty dollars and shove it ina box. And I was like,
what do you mean, honor system? And he goes, well, if
you don't pay, they tow yourcar. And I was like what.
So I was like, what doyou mean. He goes, well,
well, this is a one waystreet. There's a lot of one way
streets in Indianapolis, by the way, and I've been I've been down the

(01:31:04):
wrong all the wrong end of themmany times. And so he goes,
well, it's one way street.If we see the tow truck come in,
you can run out there. SoI went out there and I paid
right and literally there's no pencil orpaying to write on. It's just a
little fucking envelope this big. SoI shove it in there and I'm kind
of like loving around. You seecameras everywhere, so you're just like put

(01:31:29):
it in right, go back in. Jamie's freaking out. You didn't write
on it. They're not gonna knowus. So she brought on a napkin
all of her information, shoved itin there, and I was like,
what is second? I owe you? They're gonna see is partly in I
owe you man, So we're likeno prooid and we're waiting for this.
They have information, that's all theyfucking care about. They have duck wings
there. That was pretty good.That was really good. Yeah, speaking

(01:31:54):
of that, I gotta I gota text message today, which I'm sure
probably a scam the Illinois toll way. Supposedly I owe twelve dollars than twenty
cents. Yeah, time drive.I have met in Chicago on twenty five
goddamn years, twelve, like twelve, fifty year or you are before the

(01:32:16):
fifty dollars late fee. I'm like, oh, fuck yourself. I'm like,
I get these ones. Let mesee if I still have my uh
fucking thing. Dude, I lovethese scam fuckers. Man. Have you
got the ones from uh Albuquerque,New Mexico? Oh, these ones are
price. Let's hear this. Yeah, I mean I don't even checked the

(01:32:38):
area corde on the Yeah four orfive? H what's that? Oh?
Come on, he play eh,I know my value valume? Okay,
oh come on now it's like weirdso uh so it's it's it's a text
message from Canada, Montreal. Haha. Here's mine from New Alpacam Canadians

(01:33:04):
try to steal my money. IBrilli, You or your attorney have a
very brief window to address this matterwith our offices directly to provide a final
statement for the record in your defense, nice, simply hit redial to be

(01:33:26):
connected directly to our offices. Itwould serve your best interest to contact our
offices before closing business today or immediatelyupon receipt of this message. Please act
accordingly. So I got these alot, remember that, and I finally
called back on them and just startpranking them. Because you get to some
some guy from some other country likeI need your number, and you're like,

(01:33:49):
what your case number? I don'thave a case number. I will
said you police holding this like hello, hello my name? Do you have
your You're like what the fuck.And then finally I'm like, are you
guys scamming me? What's going onhere? And then they hang up the
phone on you. So then Istarted hitting redial and then they started changing
the numbers and it was all crazy. But all right, I'm talking about

(01:34:10):
the I get like tech messages likeevery other day of just like just scam
shit. It's like it's like,come on, dude, like, I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna click onyour link on my phone. It's not
gonna happen. Just no, allright, let's go to commercial breaks for
the last one, and then we'lltalk about McDonald's. Okay, where are
you? And I'm not sorry.I cannot sleep, I cannot dream to

(01:34:33):
not I need somebody in always.This is rarely seen today outside of Russia,
to prevent dangerous criminals from attacking youlove or possibly even escaping, which

(01:34:54):
is exactly what Gradeser is planning todo. Shill. It appears now that
Razors calm down, but moments laterhe somehow has slipped through the slats at

(01:35:21):
the top of the bulletproof security dock. A gap in the video doesn't reveal
how he did it, but ifwe look again, officers consider opening the
box to stop him, but Grazer'sway ahead of them. One strikes him

(01:35:42):
he's not giving up. The femaleofficer runs over and presses a large button
on the wall back up Brazier's answercoming off. During the escape, the

(01:36:04):
officer has a firm grip on Grazer'sleg and is not about to let go.
Then another officer arrives At this point, these Russian officers are not playing
around. As the taser comes out, he makes sure Grazer knows what's about

(01:36:28):
to happen. Grazers finally had enough. You shouldn't. That's pretty cool.

(01:36:51):
I think you could have got awaywith it for pesty guards. They wanted
to tast him in the balls,I think so. So McDonald's we gotta
talk about that. Okay. Soour experience at the hotel was rather pleasant.
The food, okay, but onenight, the second night we were

(01:37:13):
there, we wanted to get everythinggoing and we were trying to find a
Chicken fil a right well inappen listsin the Indy okay that word, there's
a lot of one way streets,so and it was very busy on a
weekend. Yeah, there was alot of venus going on, et cetera.
So far, Industrians everywhere just wantto walk right right in front of
cars. Yeah. They when it'swhen it's like green, they'll walk out.

(01:37:38):
They don't care. You got tostop for them, right, anybody's
been so I was getting really nervousbecause I got a little problem here.
Okay. The history of me inIndianapolis driving is not good, especially when
when the navigation to some tells youto turn left and there's no street,
so it's right into a mall.I was like, so we figured chick

(01:38:00):
Play was inside the mall because aswe're because we had to wait for traffic,
because it was the second time wewent around trying to get to it,
and it goes you've arrived, andit didn't say that the next time
around. Yeah, the first timearound, Yeah, I didn't say the
first of the round. Yeah.So I said, let's get out of
the city. Fuck this. Sowe just start driving. I'm like,
where am I going? I don'tknow, was just driving right, and

(01:38:21):
we're all angry, right because wehaven't eaten. All we did was this
walk all day, right, SoI mean, just go straight, will
eventually run into something. Yeah.So we get out and like we see
the first thing is a McDonald's,right, so whatever, fuck it.
Let's until So we grabbed and thisis like angry eating. So it's like,

(01:38:41):
I want some chugen nuggets, somefucking burgers, a quarner rounder,
give me a milk. I meanit was bad, right, everything you
shouldn't eat, we ate, butwhat the left side of the menu?
Yeah, thanks, yeah, anythingyou want babe, yeah, and a
large fro a large fry. SoI want to drink my feelings away right

(01:39:06):
now, I know, right.So we get up to the thing and
we're like eating whatever we could findin the car that was left over from
the trip. Do you have ananimal cracker? Let's get that. We'll
split it and share. It's gonnabe great. So we get up there
and it was. It was reasonablypriced too. Yeah for fucking Indiana numbers
and McDonald's here, you buy twothings and you are you got thirty dollars.

(01:39:29):
It was thirty dollars for a wholeentire meal. So we're like,
okay. So now we're thinking it'sgonna taste like jump just like everywhere else
around here. No offense. I'mnot trying to shit talk, but come
on, guys, get your shittogether here in our area. So we
we. I was like, giveme some fries. When we get them,
right and I'm eating them, Iwas like, damn, this tastes
like really fucking good, Like noway the rest of it. We get

(01:39:53):
to the hotel room, we're sittingnow, we're eating. I'm watching The
Survivor. She's watching her TV,her anime and I'm eating my hand his
chicken nuts. Oh yeah, it'slike mixed matching and fucking doing all this
ship. And we're tasted so good. So we're thinking it was because we
were hungry. Right all the wayout of Indianapolis on our way home,

(01:40:14):
we're like, we're gonna have totry this again. Let's try it.
We're on the phone with Joe sohe knows what we're talking about. We
pull into this one right outside ofthe city again. On the way out,
I get a twenty piece, Shegets a twenty piece. I just
get like a burger and stuff.I ate the whole freaking thing. Mm
hmm. It tasted. It tastedeven better the second day, and I
was like, dude, what thefuck. And we're on the phone with

(01:40:36):
Joe about this, like bitching aboutBelleville and you know, like Saint Louis
Fair. Yeah, they're gross,they're gross. Here it is so I
mean, it tastes as if it'syou know, it's not the original oil,
but it tastes fucking amazing. Man, what's in that stuff that they're

(01:40:57):
using? Well, I'm like,so got is this? I want?
I Mean, I'm sitting there goinglet's get diabetes. We're going back fuck
it, you know. I mean, if this is their food, I
want to know what's in their shakes. Yeah, we haven't tried to shake
yet. No, right, Soshout out to Indiana. McDonald's is great.
Yeah, shout out to McDonald's inIndiana. There you go. I

(01:41:19):
was gonna say this too. Iwas gonna save it or I said it
earlier, but I didn't get aroundto it. So I was also talking
about like these Indian like over thetime that me and Jamie have been together,
I have been lying to and justseated a lot deceated. No,
that's not right. Deceived. Yes. When we first went on a comic

(01:41:41):
con, she was telling me asa sailing point there would be a lot
of people dressed in cosplay, alot of hot chicks wearing like thongs and
stuff. So I was, Iwas, where where do I sign?
Show me the yeah? Right there? And I was it looked like regular
people and you know, like maybeone people, right, it depends on
the con. Yeah, second onewe went to in Chicago, I thought

(01:42:05):
it would be No. We hadone cat woman everyone else still drank a
lot of dudes all in girl clothing. Now and and that really doesn't matter
because it's it's, it's it's it'snothing right, but it's just when I
see a chick. I actually thereason why is because when we went to
the after party, I saw achick on her knees right wearing like a

(01:42:28):
fucking fox fur fur. It wasa dude that was really just seeing I
was like, damn, you'll goodlooking dude, but uh so. And
then the next indie popcorn a couplemore, but that was about it,
and then this one this year ithad a nice variety. It hit a
polyvariety. It had poly variety,so I can kind of look around and

(01:42:49):
go, hey, hey, alot of Harley Quinn's I'm okay with that.
While we're waiting in line for herwhat was his name, the British
again, Arthur's two girls come upright and they're wearing the tightest of tightest,
like legging shorts to where they makesno imagination, Like you're just like,

(01:43:12):
oh shit, right, almost seethrough shirts everything right, You're just
like good God, like, look, man, I applaud you, but
put some pants on, you know. It just felt weird to stare.
And then they're like, okay,whatever. But I'm just saying, like
it was a nice variety. Iknow it sounds gross to say that,
but I'm just saying. In thetime that me and Jamie have been together,

(01:43:34):
her mom promised me, you know, cruise women. She's so I'm
like, it's time to collect somedaysome day. Overall, our weekend was
really good. I bitched about moneybecause, like parking was like thirty dollars

(01:43:55):
at some places twenty dollars. Alwaysby money though, that's the one thing
you bitch about. Oh yeah,because I gotta pay that bill. I
paid the bill and I pay ourbills. So huh. What was that
I said, was complaining about themoney? Dude? Yeah, you bro,

(01:44:17):
you can't take it with you,no, but I have to spend
it, and I have to spendit wisely because I don't make it like
I used to it anymore. Buteither way, you know what we have.
Yeah, we have a good Ilove it. I had a great
time. I just, you know, bitch about money because it cast to
me the hotels and everything. Here'sthe thing. Will always complain about hotels,

(01:44:39):
parking, money, car rentals,and airplane tickets. That's consistent all
the way across the board. Sobasically everything about the trip. Ye,
all the logistics the comic con knewor wherever we go the cruise, No,

(01:45:00):
the cruise is very very fun too. Logistics I know right now.
Granted we learned a lot this time, like wait, waiting in line,
talking to people like the George toKai line is the is the best one
because there are all people our age. So we're talking about everything, include
the money. So and they're like, oh no, you park over here.

(01:45:20):
It's cheaper, it's only nineteen versustwenty for twelve hours, but you
can't leave to do anything else they'llcharge you again. Oh yeah yeah.
So I'm like that's good because nowwe can have a hotel outside the city
and then driving a park. Sothere we go, and someday you'll learn
about the underground tunnel between the Holidayand Express and the convention Center. Okay,

(01:45:43):
nothing only Trice promin no park.Girls go around the outside, down
the outside, down the outside.

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