Ep. 449 - You have been Promoted!! - The Miscellaneous Podcast

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Been promoted years of good number oneperson. You're now one of my elite
employees. I wonder what kind ofchicken he is right now, I can't
see you. And I had avery disappointing experience. You gotta go like,

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yeah, here, Well, Iget to the window when they first
they tell me that they're out ofmac and cheese. Oh that's that's sacrilege.
So I'm like, okay, justdouble up on the fries. And
so they doubled up on the fries. I get home and the mashed potatoes
that I wanted with it. Theydidn't give me any gravy with the mashed

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potatoes. It ain't fun, soI didn't want to And they're like instant
mashed potatoes, so the only thingthat makes their wallpaper taste potatoes taste exactly.
So I was. I was ata very disappointing experience. The chicken
was good, and of course I'mI used my hot sauce with it.

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So are you going back to BrendonPlace down later? No, I'm going
to bob them on a survey andhopefully somebody somebody calls me to make this
right, because I gave them likesixty bucks for Oh yeah, dude,
the price is there, They're everywhere. It's just gotten worse. Now do
you do the hot sauce and thenthe honey with it too? Nah?
I just do straight hot sauce.Yeah. Do you put like what it

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was with their biscuits with the honeynow biscuits, I use strawberry jelly.
Oh my god, We've been doingit wrong this whole time. I forgot
all about strawberry jelly seriously, becauseyou put the butter on there, and
then you put the strawberry jelly onthere, and then you put like a
little you talk about the honey,you put the honey in there, a
little butter, but a honey.Yeah, it ain't happened if I use

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biscuits. Try we weven on thatfor like the last past. Ye look
at that, Look at that honey. Oh it is because we what do
we have? We had dairy queenfor Oh my god. Those pretzel pretels
are amazing. And that was byaccident. Yeah, I never because I

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was like, it'll probably be staleand nasty. The tastes like you guys
remember like Kmart and Venture and allthose back in the day, and they
always had that nice little like pretzelhoodie kai up there. You know,
Yeah, I miss Ventures. Ihave a lot of fond memories and Ventures
pictures. Sorry Ventures, Yeah,I missing I missed all that stuff from

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back in the day. But youknow, it's like my class was fifth
sixth split because it was so small. So while I was in the fifth
grade, most of the other kidswere in the sixth grade. Uh So
there was a class that was limitedto sixth graders, So meeting the fifth

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grader I couldn't attend. So some and the teacher like went to Ventures
and did shopping for like the class, like stickers and stuff, and I
got to go with her. That'sawesome. I still it was my last
purchase Adventure. What was that nineteenninety eight I purchased, he remembers the

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year. Yeah, I know,yau I purchased. I purchased an Iowa
home stereo and a one of thoseCD players that was supposed to be anti
skip waterproof. Yeah, yeah,the sport Ones. Yeah, so that

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I could so that I could haveit from my college dorm room. Nice
welcome back, Jaden. So I'mkind of glad that I turned my cam
off. I mean, like youknow what, You're not doing anything right
now, So fuck you. I'mrebooting. I keep it and eye there

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you go. So yeah, thosesport those are cool. I had a
sport cassette tape one that was kindof cool. So yeah, all right,
here we go. Let's do thisreal quick. This is Jaded Spider's
debut commercial. Everyone, here wego. Hi, I'm Jaded Spider.
Have you ever dreamed of flying?Well, me too. So here's a

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clip of me not flying. Yes, what about mountain top at a mountain
dup. You can probably see theprison do it? Jump? You do
it? Nice? Just just onemore bridge day? How did I not

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make that? Come on? Iwas like, five bridges? Are you
killing? You? Made it?Success? Concept? Prove nice? Very
nice? You know. I almosthad one of those moments where, you
know, when he started, Iwas kind of like, alright, I'm

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didd Spider. Yeah. Do youor someone you know suffer from plaquoriasis,
mets whatever it's called. Yeah,as well, well, we were.
We were testing the concept of whetheror not if you fall in water,
if you survive or not. Andobviously I fell in water, now,

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mind you, as a puddle ofwater. I landed on but it was
water, nonetheless, so therefore Isurvived. If I would have missed the
water, I would have died.Yeah, but you're right. You were
like just like right on the water'sedge. Yeah, it's like land,
like a small little splash like,oh, I'm fine, Like, no,

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that's not how physics work. Butokay, so there was a lot
of ends. There was a lotthat's happened over the time that we did
the show because we skipped last week. What we had. We had easter,
right, we had the eclipse.We survived the eclipse. The eclipse
is going to be like some badthing or something. Well, we were

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all gonna get raptured. I wasgoing to be the start of the boogoloo.
I'm just gonna say, you haveto love physics and Newton's long gravity.
Yeah, but that, yeah,it gets a good segue, I
guess. And then the other thing. Uh we went viral again. Guys,
so this is really cool. Herewe go. Oh my god,
who the hell? Cash, that'sthe wrong one? Hold on, hold

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on? Are yeah here you allright? Let me get you all right?
There we go. Now we gotChappy too, Okay, sorry by
that? All right? All right, so here we go this. This
is like I said, we wentviral. Here we go. Hey,
Peter, do you hear about Polly? Yeah? What about Polly? Yeah
yeah, apparently fell off a twofoot lighter hurt himself pretty bad. I

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mean, his arms pretty messed up. How the hell do you do that?
Like, it's a two foot ladder. Step off the ladder, it's
like two feet off the ground.Yeah, I don't know. He just
fell and hit the ground. Imean the ground is concrete, so it
makes sense. I don't know.It's it's really weird, like you didn't
even fall that far. I know. Hellois, what do you think about
this? Why the house? Polly? Thank you? Yeah, yep,

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that's how viraling. But no buddyof mine made that for me. I
fell off a two foot ladder atmy job, that is true. I
should have laughed at that. It'sso funny to me. I have six
ft ladder like normal people. Ithought when you said, I really thought

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it was gonna be some like greatstory and not the climatic part being it's
too foot tall. Mm hmm.Yeah, surprise. We were laughing at
it, like we got off afterwe got off the phone with you the
other day. When he told usthat, we were sitting in the ambulance

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cracking up still, We're like,this is motherfucker the ladder. The ladder
was actually only two feet, youknow, but it's only actually a foot
shorter than he is. So that'swhat I said too. And like he's

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told me stories of where he's fallingoff, like two story buildings onto a
floor on he onto the concrete andhe walked off Jeff spot, I'm thinking,
and it's the two foot ladder thatgets you with your foot foot you
know, she fell off and everythingand ladder. It's probably because you're older
than you were then you don't bounceeverybody. He's bringing that ship up.

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I'm not a fan of that.Thank you very much about that. About
what you be an old, I'mnot talking about you being old. I'm
saying you're older than you were whenyou fell off a roof. You're so
old. Fuck you're so old.Fuck the yeah, or just moving a

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little closer whatever. There you go. But I guess you picture from what
almost eight years ago now anything that'llbe later, but just give you a
second ago. So so let metell the story here, all right,
here, let me get this fanexpell thing off. Well we'll keep it
over whatever. But okay, Sowhat happened was is that I was working
on a hoodikai at work, rightlike you do, and as I'm like,

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I'm done, and then next dayI know I'm on the floor right.
But when I was, when Iwas in the process of falling,
I hit my elbow and I feltthis shoulder like do weird things right,
move in different ways? And thenI was kind of like faced out,
and then I hear Jamie in thebackground, like cause I didn't know how
long when I was there, butshe's just like, he's not getting up.

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There's something wrong, Kira. Sorry, he's not getting up. There's
something wrong. And I couldn't getup because this was a dead arm.
It wouldn't work for anything, likeI thought. It was like, you
know how like when you're when you'rewhen you're a kid and they punch you
real hard. You know, Igotta do this week I can't move my
arm. Yeah, so they punchyou and you have like dead arm.

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That's how it felt. So Ihad to like fling myself to the other
side to get up and everything,and then I like I got woozy and
sick feeling, and everybody said Iwas pale as a ghost and like I
had to put my hand on myhead. I was just like, oh
the hell's going on? And myarm's dangling right, and I had to
have Jamie like flip it up onthe shou see him trying to play Wow,

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Kira Kira. Yeah. And thenso yeah, we get X rays
done. It's not broken, andI'm like, well, why can't my
arms still work? And they're like, just give it a couple of days,
stinger. I was like, allright. So the weekend goes by
and my arm has gotten a littlebit of mobility back, but not much.

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So I go into the doctors.They schedule m RI and that was
a horrible experience. I do notwant anybody to never get an MMRI.
I okay, many of them,Okay, so you know, oh,
shut up, you know what I'mtalking about. It's horrible. I can't
just tried, Well, is somebodyclaustrophobic? Yes, no, no,

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it's not claustrophobic. Did he didthe open MRI? Here's the reason why.
So we live in the if anybodyis out the runner, we're living
the Saint Louis and Saint Louis area. But we were at Alton for the
right and they put this huge cuffon your shoulder so they can do the
MRI thing right now, this tubewas small, all right. I knew
it was gonna be pushing. I'mgonna be pushed my ass in there,

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right, So I'm like, makethis work, ye there. So they're
all like, let's try it,see if it works. And it just
like hit the fucking wall with thiscuff thing, and I was like wow,

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And so they're like, we're gonnastop. They're really good about that.
Right when it started, like they'regoing really slow, and right when
I was like, they're like stopit, go in Superman, lift this
other arm up and we'll fly inthis way. All right. Cool,
So we're trying everything right, Sowe're getting in there now now, mind
you, it's like you have likemaybe less than an inch to your face.

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So I'm looking at that like they'rereally gonna when it gets to the
belly area, that's gonna be yeah. You know, we're going through like
Superman style and it's dragging the cordwith it, like we can't know,
we can't do that. So they'relike at least we tried. They're all
in the open. Then I hadto drive almost an hour away for the

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open MRI and I was in Waterloo, Illinois. Oh my god, that's
so far away. Does that anhour? I was like, okay,
but every time when I was sittingthere, I'm picturing this like, oh
my god, Waterloo. I don'tknow, it's an hour, Like Grandma,
what's going on? Jesus. Hecouldn't move his arm the steering wheel.

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Oh no, it's dude, Okay. So so Kira, yeah,
I got it right. Was gettingmad at me because, like I was
like, it's a torn muscle before, like I got my m RI results
right. So after it happens speaking, we're like walking down to our car
because like where we work is likelike right in the middle of the billy.
So we're walking back. He's likeI've kind of use the bathroom,

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and now I look at him anddon't look at me. I gonna help
you. But and then it getsmad at me because like I drive,
I'm like very independent man. I'ma strong independent man. Okay, So

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I like I just don't like sitaround. So I'm like, we gotta
go to the wall. We gottago to the mall. We gotta we
gotta go to the wal Mart topick up stuff. I'll be right there.
And I'm trying to drive with onearm and trying to like shift and
there. Oh it sucks. Andthis time you need something, you need
me to drive, just tell me, simply tell me. You don't have

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to do it yourself. And Idon't, so my own infault. But
either way, so I'm like,look, I can move my arm and
I'm like going like this, butI had a sling on and they're like,
just don't wear the sling because it'syou got to keep that arm moving.
Because we thought it was just likea you know, a messed up

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arm. So h we went outplaces, we did things, and I
was like good and like they gaveme exercises to do that hurts so fucking
bad. But I would take tramadolonly for when I really needed it,
obviously, But okay, we stillwe still hear. I just saw like
a really weird thing on my video. Do you guys still see me?
And everything's good? No, you'rereally blurry blurry, let me take this

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off this No, yeah, becauseI saw this rotating thing happen on my
computer, So I don't know.We're all we're all drugged and you're blurred,
all right. Well, in themeantime, while we're out and about
the story is pretty long. Iapologize, But I was taking tramadol,
which is like above ibuprofen, justto go to sleep with because I'm like,
I'm a man and I could takethis, and each day, like

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more and more pain would just comeout in weird spots all over my shoulder,
all this like light. Yeah,that's why I was like, I'll
just use it as falls, becauseany kind of like painkiller puts me to
sleep. Now. I used tosnort that ship. Now it just puts
me right to sleep. So areyou hiding from the camera. No,

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it's just the way you have itangled, angle of the angle, all
right, See you're this way.I hate to see what you're like.
I'm out just so while we're out, I met al Borland. There we
go. Hi, I'm here withal. This is my friend. Yeah

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me, what it's like that sexwith Peg? And I told him I
don't know because I try to avoidin every chance I did so show it

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gets better. I can't even remembermy own wife. So there's still too
Paulie. So guess what to answeryour question, I don't know. There
you go, that's just some randomdrunk guy. Yeah, we were just

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we're out about this little thing,and and I just like, you know
what you look like, yeah,al Bundy, we're al Borling or whatever.
And he's just like and I waslike, oh yeah, that's ow
Bundy and al Borling are completely differentpeople. One, yeah, you're right,
one does not. One is like, you know, a drunk.
One is like a very kind ofreserved and you know, kind of you
know, but no, no,So so like, uh did the MRI.

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I It was an open mr andit was really kind of cool,
little like space age shit. It'sa huge platform and ship and then then
it has like this dude's circular discthat you could go underneath. And but
here's here's the thing. They havethis holster to put your shoulder in so
it stays where they want you tostay it so they could take the imaging.
Oh fucking god, it hurts sodamn bad. When they were just

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putting it up on my arm andI'm laying there and I was like,
oh fuck this. And then shegoes hold still for about an hour.
No, no, no, thishurts like a son of a bitch.
And she's just like, oh,it's okay. But she goes, here's
a button like a nurse's button,depressed, you know, and she goes,
but the problem is if you clickit, we have to do this
all over again. They fuck that. So yeah, so I was just

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like, yeah, all right,so we'll do the best we can.
And so I'm laying there and I'mcrying and I'm biting my lip and I'm
like doing anything to try to likeget the pain because it's a constant vein.
And we get through that, right, you get Yeah, you were
sleeping. I drove all the wayout there. Yeah, he drove out
there. I'm at home sleeping inbed. So I mean, get it

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done. And then a day ortwo later they called me back and they're
like, yeah, so there's likeit's it's jack. There's ripped muscles,
muscles not even attached. It wasbad souffs jacked up. Yeah, ro
cado cuff everything involved with that,and then extra muscles too. Because I
was like, yeah, because I'mwondering why I overhear hurts and on the
top of my thing hurts and this, and then she goes and you have

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authritis. So it's like, well, really showing my age. Now,
I guess you'll be in the startingrotation for the Cardinals next month. I
get to be on the disabled listfor a while. Yeah, but it's
all good if so far works treatingme really nice. Uh, they're taking

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care of everything. I'm on lightduty and we'll see how that goes too,
because that's all new to me.I've never done this before. Thanks,
all right, grandpa, don't worry. So when I said earlier,
let's let's go to go to commercials, let's go. Let's go to our

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first commercial break? All right,here we go. I'm jaded, spider.
Have you ever dreamed of flying?Well, me too. So here's
a clip of me not flying.Yes, what about mountain up? A
mountain up? You can probably seethe bridge? It jump? You do

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it nice? Just just one morebridge day? How did I not make
that? Come on? That waslike five bridges? Are you killow?
I surprise? You made it?Success concept? Oh you gotta like start

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a hold new tell you this working? Was that? What the hell is
the other one didn't work? Igot to start a whole new one again.
All right, well here we are. We're gonna try marshmallow peeps.

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Mm hmm. Okay, here's thefun thing before she's all talking about what
about Peep's Pepsi? Okay, yeah, it was a Peep's favorite peppi.
It was a moment edition. Theycame out with loud Ship. I loved
it. I was actually introduced itby the Godfather. Here we go.
Look at this so fancy smell it. That smells good. I'm not a

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Peeps fan, so this is okay, you're ready? Oh shit, Oh
that peep is gone. No Ididn't. Oh no, no, that
fell on the ground. Throw thataway. That's just disgusting. Here and
here we go cheers so on ascale. Say, I am not a

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fan of peeps, by the way, but here's a peep. It's not
sound like it's rice crushing over itor something. Yeah, but it's not

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that bad. It's a piece Ican handle. You can eat them.
You're not a fan. Just youknow what I'm done. That was for
Easter. You know, we've gotto put it up to the last good
times. You know what else wedid over the weekend that was really really

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fun. This last weekend? Wasit last weekend or the egon before that?
No? No, the songs arewith the next commercial break. But
uh, this is with Chappie.We we raced the horse. The horse
is a dog. Yeah, it'sthe same thing, all right, So

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let's let's start this. Look atthat. Look at that picture right there.
Uh that's how I used to look, babe, because your dog hung
like a horse. Or was Idoing in that picture? A jealous?
Uh? We were sitting outside ofArgasy in that smoking area and they were

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playing music, so I think youwere dancing. What is what is crossed
out on the screen? Oh?Just where we worked at? Oh yeah,
I was never stated your employer.It still shows where I met you
guys, the job I met youguys at. I really want to know

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what that says? Yeah, withmy little weird who shut it? So?
All right? So we went tothis God, can we see that?
Okay, I didn't even see youtake this picture? Yeah, yeah,
so sneaky bastard. We were atPeer peer what is it called again?

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Verna Farms? There it is yeaand yeah, and then here we
go there's a little Johnny he isexcited? Is that? Yeah? So
it was just what was it aracing thing? Right? What was it
called again? Fast cat? Fastcat? Yeah, and it was really

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cool. There was a good turnoutthere, all these different types of dogs.
Look at that does a right there, the one straight ahead that's an
Australian sheep dog. And the otherone the closer one, and it's a
gray dog. And uh, Ithink it was a whipped Yeah, well
I get real good. The onethat I ran, was helped run,

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was a whippet. Yeah. Thatthing was like a chihuahua that looked like
a Great Dane. It was likereally small and and but it like shook
look at him. It was excited. Yeah, look at this bad boy.
This is another poodle there. That'sa punk rock poodle. Look at
that m poole got out of aclown car. Everybody there was really friendly

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and this is kind of how theydo it. So, uh, the
person right here will let the doggo and they'll just shoot down a long
runway that's like way on the otherend of the field, and then they
have a person catching on the otherside. These chairs, if you see
like three and four, these arelike your staging areas to get up and
uh, these these animals get likereally hyped up. They're like they're they're

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really hyped. I don't know thebest way to say it, because they
get into it, you know,they're all about like you know. And
it was funny because like Johnny waschilling most of the damn time. He
didn't give a fuck. He's justlike, yeah, I don't get worked
up. Yeah, and then youhave Yeah, I saw Johnny's face and

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then he's like, what the fuck'swrong with you? Dude? Dude,
that one was bad. Dude.That one was like let me at I'm
wanna fuck this ship up, youknow. And dude, there was like,
dude, and they have all differentkinds of like these big old great
dangers just kind of like when theypranced, are already like halfway down the
ways and they have these little puffballs. It's like and it was really
fun. So for for the firstone, let's see where we are here.

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There you go. Yeah, hegot on awards so the first time
because they do two different ones,right, so the first run he was
kind of getting used to it,right, so he kinda kind of half
asked it and he to sit,you know, you have Chappy on the
other end and then you know,once she once he see Chappi, and
then he takes off right, andthen he's all doing good, right,
and he's like, oh, Iknow what to do. And you could
tell, like because the guy whowas talking to me, you know,

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because I had to release job,and they're like, you know, the
dogs the first time, they'll they'llhave to figure it out, right,
And so Johnny's all sitting there anddude, he's getting nervous because when you
sit at the number one seat rightbefore you go on, there's blood on
the ground with paul prints, likeslashing. You're like, she was right,
I am the fuck. I askedthe trainer about that. She saw

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it too when they were there earlierin the day. She said, he
won, but it was it wasfrom a dog's nail getting broke. Yeah,
fucking scratching and clawing, like letme add that fucking piece of plastic.
Yeah. His first run he ranfifteen miles an hour, and then

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his second run he ran twenty one. Yeah. Second time he knew what
was going on. It's like thefirst time when I let him go.
It was kind of like Chapi's likesay, like, these these dogs have
different commands, right, uh,and and she's all like here to say
this command for him to go,and I didn't, and he kind of
came out like a little bit likewhat the fuck you know, and then

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took off. But on the wayback, he's looking at the track the
entire almost the entire time I wasseeing him like he was knowing now what's
going on, like like looking atit and understanding it. So h Like
I said, Chappie was helping outsomebody else with their dog too, to
catch him release or whatever. Anduh. While that's going on, there's
this huge hill. Let me seeif you can see it from over here

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to the left of this picture,there's a huge hill that leads up to
a another Purina place. That placeis nice out there, What what Medhism
was talking about? It's nice outthere. And yeah, they have they
hold the uh they have like adoll competition out there where you see like
on TV Saturday where they have likea pool where you they like cost this

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thing and the dog jumps in thepool and see how far the doc can
jump. Yeah, knock diving andthe agility and all of that stuff.
I know, right, if weget our dogs, yeah, little Pomeranians
like doing this obstacle force. Wehad at Bernard thing going on up in
the building that day. We'll beoh, I get I guess we'll I

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guess it's both. Hopefully Kira goesthis time too. Uh Johnny runs again
on the fourth, So yeah,it's it's really fun this time around.
We'll have a backpack to bring becauseI was really underprepared. But it wasn't
that bad. But the funny thingwas this, okay, and I'm gonna

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say this, and I know it'skind of bad, but whatever. So
to the left of this the picture, you see there's a huge hill that
goes up to one of the buildingswith the Saint Bernard and that was going
on, right, and I'm justwalking them around for a second heat right,
just kind of like just walking aroundgetting more of it because you're there
for a while because everybody's doing theirthing. You know, see the sites.
Take the tour, you know,you get to see all everybody else
is and everybody's so friendly and theyall have these cool stories. There was

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this big old, fucking like mountainfair looking thing that was just so hyped
up. They were like using twoleashes to hold them back and in between
heats, they would just keep runningthem up and down the hill to wear
them out. How fucked up isthat? So? And he's like roush.
So I'm up by the hill andI'm like, Johnny, let's you

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know you already ran one. Let'sdo a pissing contest next to this guy
and me and Johnny up the hill. Johnny takes the biggest fucking ship I've
ever se. He calls me andwas like, Uh, your dog just
took a ship. And I'm like, ask somebody for a bag. I'm
not picking it up. He justtook a ship. Then like, why

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do I Why am I? I'msurprised he did that because I could see
him doing that. He called,I'm down. I had walked down to
the other end by that time touh to catch Johnny and or I might
either catch and Johnny or the whipthe whip at one of the two.
And uh, because I I caughtboth dogs. But yeah, he didn't

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know what I would do to him. I think those prize ribbons for that
massive ships way, that's why hewent faster, dude, that's huge.
It was like it wasn't just anormal poop that's why I had to call
you. He was like normal,and then it was like a dome.
And then he kept walking and hejust kept coming out and I was like,

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I have I called him two baggers? He does that well. She
was telling me, and I rememberher telling me this on the way down,
that he's on a special diet rightfor like stomach, the zuba guabos
and shit. And I was like, yeah, yeah, he's pretty clean.
He's good. She comes out likefucking green as shit. It's like,
I'm not picking that up. Andthis is it When she says,

(32:14):
Okay, just go to ask somebodyfor a bag, and I'm like,
yeah, fuck that. I knowthere's like a dispensary like right there for
everybody too. And I turn around. I'm pretty far away, right I
turn around. All these people arestaring at me like they saw the dog
do it. And I was liketaking the walk of shame back up there,
like Johnny's like kicking his lass littlefeet behind him. But it was

(32:37):
fun. I was like, mydog, but that was good times,
very good times. So Hype Doggot to give it out for him that
that was the dog was pretty Butoh that was that? What's next?
On this list here. Oh yeah, the other part of the weekend.

(32:57):
That's Kira's brother. We got wegot fun drunk over the weekend. Yeah,
that was good. We haven't donethat in a while. He invited
us over for a barbecue. Weget over there and it's Hawaiian themed'm Katie
wine. By the way, he'spretty good. We heard from this guy
at work. He's like, oh, check out, this was a deep
frog, big frog, purple toad. But and it's gotten candy wine.

(33:22):
Yeah, it was really good.Tastes like candy. It's like it's a
sugar wine. But we had moonshineall this stuff. I didn't know.
I didn't know he took that picture. I know, I'm sneaky. So
the thing about this is that everybodyknows when we all get drunk. Where
do you go after you get drunk? To eat? Right? You get

(33:45):
something to eat? Waffle house?Yes, that's a good one. Anything
else? That one place in SaintCharles, that one, that's yep,
that's it. That's it. That'swhy was the ship. Yeah, you've

(34:05):
been to Ginghams too. Yeah,we went to Jack in the Box I
first met Yeah, yeah, Jackin the Box. Nothing beats dog tacos
right after just a belly full ofalcohols. I hated people like you when
I was in high school because Iworked at Jack in the Box and I

(34:30):
had that's funny. Oh it wasa line too, and all of us
you're fucking just we weren't driving drunk, but just out there like, hey,
what's going on. I think hemight have been the only sober one.
It was fun. So, yeah, that was good times like that

(34:51):
big was that was that Saturday nightwhen you called me. Yeah, we
called Chap to get hurt her friendto come out too. Yeah, we
were in an ambulance. We wereworking. Come on them. Yeah we
gotta go get kicked by a threehundred and fifty pound man. We gotta.

(35:12):
Yeah, we gotta support our firstresponders by getting them drunk before a
call. Yeah, yeah, theyneed it. We were like after that
call, we were like, wecould just tell them we're not gonna work
anymore, because they told us they'relike, you guys, don't have uh
if you don't feel good, becauseyou know, you just got kicked in
the chest. If you don't feelgood, you don't you can end your

(35:35):
shift. I go, I said, we could end our ships and just
go drink. And she's like wecould. Yeah, the fun thing,
I'll do love it. Well,we're not gonna we can't say that.
That's a that's a secret. That'sa secret. Never mind. So the
one thing though, it was reallyfun. So we did all that.
There's something else gonna say with Chappy. I forgot what it was. Oh
yeah, well we're in line.No that's not no, that's not either.

(36:00):
I guess it's not important. Andthe thoughts gone, you know,
know know, you know, nomercy. This is you know, just
it's like steroid. Yeah, it'slike, piss your neighbor off is all.
It is. Great. So Jamiealmost won in her drunkenness, Kira

(36:22):
Kira almost one and uh yeah shedidn't even know. So we're like,
dude, she was like, okay, this is Jamie sober Karen Kira,
Uh, I don't know what todo with this and stuff like that,
right, and then while she's prettyinahborate, she's like, yeah, motherfucker,

(36:43):
give me that ship. Oh soshe was playing like we doing the
slapping them cards down. That's what'sup, Kira. You come into the
cookout nice, looking forward to it. Can I hate you because I keep

(37:04):
thinking of those things are like yougot a car to come to the cook
all right, you guys want tohear some headlines? Sure, yeah,
so before you get into those headlines, probably, yes, sir, I
didn't know if you knew anime conventionthis weekend. This weekend. Yeah,
we're at St. Charles. Ohyeah, it is, it is.

(37:28):
It is. Never tell us aboutthat. It's it's it's at the Machinists
hall, right, yeah, somethinglike that that the machinists all are.
They usually do it over at theSt. Charles Convention Center. Okay,
yeah, Kira is looking it upright now. That's cool. Yeah,
good job. Is the big boygoing to be there? You think?
Uh, mister the toy Man.I don't know if toy Man is going

(37:52):
to be there. I know thatsome of the kids that work for me,
they they took the weekend off,they took like three days. Also
they can go and put on themy hero crap and crap and walk around
speaking about my hero crap. Didn'tthey come out with a new season and

(38:14):
yeah they were talking about dude,my job. It's it's those type of
people everywhere that sounds really bad everywhere. I've been watching Fallout and the Yes
we started that Part two of RebelLoon should be out this week. I
think, Yeah, did you guyswatch a Showgun at all? That's another

(38:35):
good one. I watched about fourepisodes of Showgun and it was amazing and
I need to finish it. It'sa yeah, it's a rough one because
you're reading a lot. Yeah,I just finished. I just finished.
Yeah, I finished season three ofThe Resident Alien. Mm hmm. I

(38:55):
have not tried getting into that.I think I need to. But no,
it did an amazing job. NowI have I have spoilers. No,
I'm only two episodes in. Man, Yeah, are we two episodes
in or three? I'm four?I'm four in? Okay, Yeah we
got to where yeah you're four fourepisodes in and watched all episodes on Friday

(39:21):
that they dropped. You watch alleight episodes in one day, and I'm
I'm and I'm while I'm liking thewhere they're doing is. But there were
some things that I had some asa hardcore Fallout player, I have some
issues. I've been playing Fallout sinceFallout two HM, when it was top
top down and like almost like chooseyour own adventure boring as ship. Yeah,

(39:46):
when it was top down. Yeah, and I played the Wastelands.
I played Wastelands two and three.Waste Oh, No, I've played.
I've played all the Fallout games.Fallout two, now, three, and
four are my favorites. Yeah.I played Fallout New Vegas and I played

(40:07):
Full Out New Vegas was great.Now New Vegas and the four were my
favorites. But all right, nowI have I'm on day one Fallout seventy
six players. I've kind of likethe first episode. I kind of like
the fact that she wasn't like asole survivor like most of the Fallout games.
Well kind of situation. No,because if you remember, like Fallout

(40:29):
three. In Fallout three, they'renot a sole survivor. They're actually true
from the vault and you go backback in and out of the vault as
much as you want. Yeah,yeah, true. I forgot about that.
Yeah, that one. Yeah,But because you know bal Tech Valtech
with every single vault, Valtek dida different experiment with it. Yeah,

(40:50):
some vaults, I wasn't I wasn'tgonna spoil that with Polly. Well,
that's that's just that's just cannon youknow, Yeah, Pauly didn't know that
what was what was the one?Wasn't there like Fallout seventy six or something
like that. Yeah, yeah,that's the one I'm playing right now.
That's the one I'm playing. That'sI have a question. Is it worth

(41:10):
it fall Off seventy six? Yeah, yeah, because it's free? But
I don't I just I don't likePvP, that's my thing. Well,
you can turn PvP off, YeahI can. Okay, yeah, you
can turn it. You can turnyourself onto pacifist mode, so some people

(41:30):
can sit there and they can attackyou all day, but they won't be
able to do anything to you untilyou attack them back. M Yeah,
it's like, wow, yeah,you get throw on the PvP mode.
I did hear that they're making abig update and a DLC for Fallout four.
Yeah, they're finally doing the nextyear for London for London. Yeah.

(41:51):
How much do you think they're makingjust off? Like how many people
go to start playing Fallout just fromthis TV show alone? Well, considering
that, considering that for Fallout forFallout first, they want like one hundred
dollars a year for that for likea subscription it's a it's a it's a

(42:13):
premium subscription, you know. Wow, And that pretty much gets you your
own private server and your own privatewasteland server and oh so you play p
v E and stuff exclusive swag bags. I love swag. Is there anything
left in there? It's released uhfor Star Wars Outlaws on epics store and

(42:37):
uh Outlaws to play that three daysearly to pay a hundred Okay, I
have I have a question, geez, say I would because I'm the type
of person who wanted to want toplay by myself, because see, I

(42:58):
want to play follow seventies the news, the news full of but I don't
know if I want to play withother people. It's just okay, so
every every time I played with youdo that do yearly subscription and you have
PvE. Yeah. But like thething is, I always have the issue
when I play with other people peoplebeing assholes. Like every every online community

(43:20):
has I don't you do have youdo so? So they're they're called griefers.
Now, oh they have a newname for them. But griefers in
that game, they've really nerved,Like I said, they've really nerved a

(43:42):
lot of it. Now there area lot of events, like public events
within the game that you just cannotdo by yourself. You are going to
need the help of a team.And yeah, most of the players that
I play with, they really dohelp themselves out. I don't really run
into many griefers or a holes unlessI myself do something. You know,

(44:09):
So like if there's a if there'sa public event, if there's a public
event, like right now, there'sa public event going on that that activates
at the top of every hour.Now, if I wanted to be a
butthole, I could go and launcha nuke at the at the spot where
that event's gonna happen, so thateverybody's walking into a nuke zone when they

(44:30):
go into this event. Now,if you do some stuff like that,
yeah you're gonna get some messages.Somebody's gonna probably find your camp and like
try to blow it up stuff likethat. But for the most things,
for the most part, it's aPvE and your PvP griefers. They they
actually started banning a lot of them. Good good. I like that,

(44:55):
look at him, jealous, lookslike a little vampire or something. I
might just sitting there chilling. Idon't know, it's easy for the NFL.
I appreciate it. Well, whatwould you be playing? Would you
be playing on PC or like XboxPlayStation five? Probably campaign together? Wait

(45:20):
Box, No, there's no crossplatform on it. But if you were
going to be on that box stupid. Seriously, if they can do cross
platforms, more people would buy games. They do cross platform on some games
now, but Follow seventy six isnot one of them. So if you're
playing on Xbox, as soon asyou exited the vault, I would meet
you there and I would like giveyou so much stuff. Oh wait PC,

(45:45):
No, I'm an Xbox, Xbox. Yeah, I'd give I'd give
curaus so much stuff to get hergoing in the game. Yeah, your
an Xbox. Make sure it's aphysical. We'll do a GoFundMe for that.
We've already got the fan x goingAugust Man. Yeah, we have
two ch shit going on this yearand then hopefully next year Scotland. But

(46:08):
here, oh while we're here,right before commercial break? Okay, who
who just got choked by my microphone? Who all is going? We have
we have for the Missouri State Penitentiarynight ghosting. We have Chappie uh and
uh and Jealous that you want togo. When is it again? It's

(46:31):
in November. It's gonna be Novemberfirst, the Day of the Dead.
We're gonna spend We're gonna be therefrom ten PM till three o'clock in the
morning at the Missouri State Penitentiary PenitentiaryPenitentiary. Yeah, beatism, you want
to go, I would love to, but as we get closer, I
could give you a definite year yourname. Okay. Well, the thing

(46:54):
is it's seventy five dollars a person. So I gotta pay for this,
oh, spilled liquor. So Imean, you know, we have to
get that going, you know,for that. So I want to have
a head count. Jaded, wouldyou like to go first? Maybe it's

(47:16):
the first November. Yeah, yougotta get your way out there, oh
November. Yes, So you haveto get your way out there, whatever
you want to do, and thenI'll like, you know, as I
said, I was gonna pay foreverybody. Now here's the thing. We
might have two groups going. Nowthat's the goal. Okay, So we
have doctor Lynch coming, he's confirmed. We have Vicky Maine, the psychic

(47:38):
coming, that's confirmed. We're stillwaiting on Sean Burris. He is the
paranormal investigator guy that was on theTV show Extreme Paranormal. So we're waiting
on him. You know, we'llsee how that goes. But I'm excited
that doctor Lynch. We get toactually be on an investigation with doctor Lynch.
I asked him. He said,oh, I'm sorry to interrupt.

(48:00):
Was just saying, we also haveadditional people. Yes, we have additional
people coming to and we have Ruddercoming. Everybody knows Rudder, and so
we'll have some other people coming,hopefully your brother and them too. But
if we can, I want tobreak up into two groups and do our
own investigation with her Rudder coming withher without Chesney. Chesney is not doing

(48:20):
so well, so it won't beChesney. Yeah. Oh my god,
I need to reach out to something. Yeah Chesney's dog. Oh I like's
awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Andthen we have the float trip this year
too, so we gotta get thatdoing. Going to in September. But

(48:40):
uh so I'm excited because what Iwould really love is have like the normal
guy. Yeah, we had tochange it because our schedule. Here's another
thing to our schedule changes in ournew in our job. So we're at
to switch the show back to Sundaysagain. So fy that to everybody.
So yeah, I'm awful on Sundaystypically, so that is right. Then

(49:04):
I can broadcast from the Dinel Cave. The cave, Yeah, my correct,
you're not changing it. It's thefirst week in of September. Yeah,
but we're going to change the days. So this I'll be Friday for
that one, from Friday and Mondayis what you're saying, Monday Friday?

(49:24):
Yeah, because we had to know. No, well, well it'll be
on the weekend either way. I'llget with you guys on that one,
okay. So I'll get with youafter the show, okay, and we'll
talk more about that, all right, because it it's just well funk.
Let's let's go to commercial break.First falls on this letter two free times

(49:45):
one wrong move pill fine, thisbalance faltering. He starts to sway,
want shout, it's whisky. Justway into the sky two feet let body

(50:09):
saven hides turned back. All right, So we had what what was the

(50:34):
what was the original dates, Champion? Was it the fifth, sixth,
seventh, and eighth? It wasit's the first week in of September,
Yeah, the first weekend of Septemberis the sixth, seventh and eighth,
sixth seventh and eighth. Yeah,yeah, no, that that's right.
We're just gonna have the same thingagain. Okay, so good there was
for us. Then okay, thereyou go. The weekend after that,

(50:57):
I have a bridle shower diap todo because I'm in the wedding, and
then we can after that, I'min Vegas, Vegas, Vegas because it's
the best party. Mm hmm.Hey, y'all ever say this? Remember
didd he went live with this girlright here, I'm a scorpio. No,
no, no, what's your lastname? What's your other last name?

(51:23):
Yes, it's it's breaking. Sowhat's going on with Biddio? Is
he? Is he getting arrested?Like? What's going on? Here's another
one? Everybody ain't no party likea Diddy party. So for some reason,

(51:44):
when you play the videos, Ican't hear them. Okay, I
tapped the screen and I can theresound telling you, but it's so soft.
Wown't know. Did you guys allhear it? I heard them.
This is I don't get about theDiddy things. So, like they're saying,
Beyonce's involved, usher was involved jayZ's involved, Lebron's involved. He's

(52:07):
got this whole he's got this wholeEpstein type ship thing going on, right,
Okay, so that is confirmed andthat's a reality. Okay, Like
there there's accusations of did he justbeing the deviant and having cameras all over

(52:29):
his house and throwing wild parties wherepeople are fornicating every which way and he's
got it all on tape with multiplefamous people doing this stuff. Black now
is bad so because I know heuh, he was able to get the
fuck out he's extradited or he can'tgo where he can get extradited, right,

(52:51):
I mean that's that's pretty much wherehe's at now, right, So
I don't know that's crazy. Butas far as we know, we don't
know any else, right, Idon't want to know anything else. It
must still reaching avoid the law,you know, skip down be like it
does ruin like your reality of likeback in the day, because you're all

(53:13):
sitting there like no, no,and then you're like, oh, come
on, but well, I meanjust the same thing with like r Kelly
and Bill Cosby and it's like yeah, the Justin Bieber thing, Yeah,
yeah, I don't even like thisis the thing. I mean, I
grew up watching Bill Cosby, likewhat is it the Ghost Dad and just

(53:38):
the Cosby Show and and Jack andall the stuff, and and like you're
just like oh man, and thenyeah, you know. It was also
like like two weeks ago, Itook a vacation and I went to the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inCleveland. Yeah, you were there the
day after I was there. Yeah, you said to put him up.

(54:00):
I'm sorry. So when I wasdown there, they had the the silver
jumpsuits that Mace and Puffy wore andall about the Benjamins. I think that
was one of the songs that hedid it with that silver jumpson on and
I'm sitting there looking at the jumpsand I'm just kind of like I had
to shake my head because of allthe stuff that's going on with them and
just like walk away. Same thingwhen I went to the NFL Hall of

(54:23):
Fame and I looked at OJ Simpson'sbust and I'm like, well, for
one, that ain't O J.Simpson's head, And then it's not,
that's not the scale. And ojOJ passed away like a couple of days
ago. Yeah, So did henot know he had prostate cancers? On
my manor he knew? I thinkI guess he knew he did it.

(54:45):
He did have it, but hewas going through he did a procedure,
and I guess something went upside downwith it, and there he is.
You know, It's funny because,like you know, ever since we can
remem remember, it's always been thethe stuff about the Yeah, the trial.

(55:07):
I remember all that when I wasa kid when that happened, I
can say in the summer of ninetyfour, when during the whole Bronco chase,
I actually didn't hear about that theentire summer. I was actually in
Minnesota as a camp counselor. Soit wasn't until I got It wasn't until
I got back home and everyone's like, you know, I was talking about
Ojan. I was like, ohwhat, what a new movie or whatever?

(55:28):
And they're like, uh, yeahno, and I was like,
what, Like where you been.It's like, I've been Northern Minnesota last,
you know. I remember because Iwas sitting in I was sitting in
high school during the trial and theywere gonna read the verdict. So I
was driving to school. Yeah,I was. I was sitting in school,
and the teacher there let me pullout my headphones so that I could

(55:53):
listen to the radio to get theverdict because all the TVs and stuff were
taken. So while I'm sitting herelistening to the trial and them reading the
verdict, the whole classroom is lookingat me, and I just kind of
looked up and I said, notguilty, and like half the class is
like yeah, and the other classeslike what are you serious? Yeah,

(56:17):
So I'm like, I may wantto get the heck out of town here
shortly watching the documentaries and not notlike the real documentaries, like the ones
that are on Netflix or whatever,those dramatization ones. That's good because you
get to see, like it wasa better representation of how the lawyers reacted
to in my opinion, and thatwas pretty good. And because and then

(56:39):
I watched the Cato interview with onvlat TV. Shout out to me,
dude, that that's a dog inyour in your picture. That's all off,
I hole off some treats or something. You can see. I just

(56:59):
found. Yeah, because see thething about Cato was I never understood his
side of the things because no onelike I didn't even get what Kato was
doing. So it wasn't until Iwatched the actual documentaries that Nicole did some
like like here's the rough thing.I don't really want to talk too much
about this because you can't, youknow, the dead can't defend themselves.

(57:21):
But I would say they were doinga little skin chasm business basm. That's
what we all thought, right withCato and Kato was telling inside of the
story of how they met and howthey got together and how this happened,
and and like, I don't wantto get too much into it, but
watch the Vlad TV interview if youhave any opinion on these things. They
did a good job on that.Okay, here's a video about chicken nuggets.

(57:46):
This is a prank. Prank Chris, did you orders? There's two
chicken us to screams? Right?So a guy accidentally door dashed two hundred

(58:24):
chicken nuggets to himself. How doyou not know that when you see the
bill? Yeah, that's like twohundred dollars worth of chicken nuggets, Bros.
Twenty piece and you want to havemore than two hundred pieces a zero

(58:45):
He's gonna be swimming in them.Things like screwge McDuck. Oh my god,
hell yeah, why don't I haveI need a clip of that when
he's swimming? Is all that bad? That's awesome? You guys want to
hear the new social media kid trendcoming out right now? Or is that

(59:05):
is out right now or whatever?What the kids are doing these days?
Kids? Are they still eating?Well maybe I don't know. But the
new one is vanilla extract. Sothey're putting vanilla axtract in their morning coffee
to get drunk before school. Nice? How much vanilla extract do you need

(59:27):
to get drunk? Oh? God, and this is what I'm leaving the
planet to. Yeah, like,seriously, how much do you need to
get drunk? I don't. Ididn't know vanilla extract would make you get
drunk either. Do we do?We need to put them in like a
Hunger Games situation. No, that'sweird because they're going to do themselves.

(59:52):
Make the Hunger Games a TikTok trend. They'll do it on their own,
combined with the geo tagging, youknow, so they're like, you know,
give them all a GEO location andbe like, okay, show up
here, last one out or theonly one out Survivor gets you know something
a free typo. Let's an idol. The only last like two days.

(01:00:15):
You can't take it. You can'tkill this person for two days. You
get them all in one spot andthen you I'd like to play a game.
So I had to know with deliverytwo hundred chicken nuggets? Oh,
I don't think it's going to show. It's one hundred and eighteen dollars and

(01:00:37):
thirty cents with delivery DS. Accordingto door dash, you can't hide money,
can you If you're if you werelike, oh whatever, and then
pay the bill. That's make sureyou don't confirmed. I thought it was
the fee to bring it to them. I did. I made sure I
closed out of that. Make sureyou make sure you're empty the cart,
like the next three days, sofor the next three four days, and

(01:01:01):
Jealous is gonna get emails? Areyou still wanting to order those two hundred
chicken nuggets? Okay? So haveyou ever been one of those meetings that
you have to sit at and youhave that one idiot guy do that presentation
and he actually puts accidentally puts somethingon the screen that you shouldn't see.

(01:01:22):
But you've seen so not too longago. Me and PAULI had that at
a meeting. We were oh,yeah, yeah, and he put a
receipt that he bought Apple goggles.Yeah that costs four thousand dollars. Yeah.
Well, and he's kind of ohwhoops, goes company wide that everyone
around the world is going to see. And we're like, oh my god,

(01:01:45):
it's an IT person and he's anIT position. No, it makes
you like he showed Yeah, thehumble brag. It's a humble brag.
Yeah, did you guys see what'sgoing viral too here on Instagram? So
check this out. So this iseven a right Sophia of yeah, she

(01:02:13):
does what is it? The modernfamily? Modern Family? And she's on
what is this American idol? America'stake a look in the largest screen and
look at the person at the bottomleft handed the side of the screen.
If you look, their face ispretty distorted. Holy ship. They're wearing
like a weird like mask thing.Here's another one for you. May the

(01:02:40):
ense in ense Alright, come onnow, okay, I'm decided by I'm
descrided by something else. First,hold on, all right, okay,
guy, you know it's all right. If you look at the right hand
side, you'll see a lady witha really weird eye on the right hand

(01:03:02):
side of her, and then onthe left hand side a contorted face with
a lady with her hands and she'sall dressed in black. Yeah, so
they're thinking that there's a let mesee if I have the clip for this
she photoshopped photoshop. Well that's whenwe first were thinking. But I honestly,
I actually let me see if I'msure I have the video here?

(01:03:22):
Give me seconds? Uhy y'all eversay this? Remember Diddy went Live?
Where did I put it here?It is one of the stars of America's
Got Talent. Sophia Vigora posted acouple of photos on her Instagram on March
fifteenth, and people on the Internetare freaking out over these photos. It's

(01:03:44):
not because of Sophia, but theaudience behind her. Some vigilant viewers of
the photos actually caught this and they'vebeen posting all over the internet. When
you zoom into the crowd behind her, you see several faces that don't look
normal. One almost looks like askull, while the other one I don't

(01:04:08):
even know. And then another oneof the photos you zoom in and you
see this as well. The facesare all distorted and just strange looking,
while everybody else looks fine. Now, several viewers are finding this to be
really strange. Why, you mightask, because of this PMO or the
strange disorder that causes you to seedemon faces when you look at people was

(01:04:31):
brought to light by several news crewsright after this post. Many people are
believing that these are demons sitting inthis crowd. Unfortunately, we won't be
able to compare these photos to thecrowd until this episode of America's Got Talent
releases, so I'm not saying asdemons. But now these are the actual

(01:04:58):
Instagram photos. Now I looked atthose, the ones you saw that before
we watched. Those are the oneson our Instagram. These are ones from
the previous show. And if youlook, no one has issues because I
first I thought, is it afilter on her phone or whatever? But
these are from the previous episode andthose people don't look all jacked up.
So yeah, there's that the wonderfuljoys of the Internet. Did you guys?

(01:05:28):
Well, let's do this one.I like this one better. So
who likes NASCAR? Go faster?We're making the left urn. We're making
a left turn. This one willget you an hour. You won't miss
a thing. Hey. The goodthing is that we had fun on our
Nascar. I had a great timea lot of racks. It was really

(01:05:50):
cool that the whole thing was aboutyou. The headphone, oh my god,
the conversations. Yeah, let's listento the spot er or whatever.
Yeah, you never know what's goingto come out of their mouths. So
check this out. So this isn'twhere is this that? This is the
the paperwork in front of me,right, heir right, all right?
So this is North Carolina's historical NASCARtrack, the North will Keyes Burro Speedway.

(01:06:15):
Now, there was always a storyyou can read, Oh did I
say it right? Go me?Now, they always had a story about
there was underneath this this raceway therewas a moonshine bazooba guabble right from way
back in the day. So whatit happened was is that recently there's a
there's a statement that was recently releasedabout a sinkhole underneath the front stretched grandstands

(01:06:41):
unveiling a potential moonshine cave. Sonow they have an actual cave, but
it's they're still investigating it, andfor decades there's always been the stories about
an old old school distillery. Wellthere now there might be one. Steve
Swift, who's the senior VP ofoperations at the speedway, says, we
haven't found it still yet, butit sure looks like it's a perfect location

(01:07:05):
for one. So they have theonly other thing I did see, but
I didn't take a picture of it. They did show like distillery stuff from
back in the day of the area, and they're saying like this thing is
perfect for it. There's entrances inand out for the law and everything.
Okay, the one thing you gotto or to hide from the law and
see the one thing you get twothings. They take great pride in moonshine

(01:07:29):
and racing. Just leave it atthat. Oh, Carolina, don't they
have rapids or something? The originsof NASCAR is actually from from bootlegging.
So, I mean, that's whatwhat you know? I didn't know that,
No, tell me. So thisis when when prohibition was going on,

(01:07:53):
they were bootlegging. They were makingmoonshine and they were selling it,
selling it wherever. So in orderto do that they have to run the
law. And back then you couldit's county the county, so like you
can only get out of the countyas well as you get out of the
county from the police, you're good. So what these rum runners were doing

(01:08:13):
was they were supering their cars upand between, you know, making run
runs. And it's like, well, you know, let's let's see whose
cars are fast from doing this.So they started racing each other in their
cars, and that's how NASCAR wasborn. Ye wow, yeah, I
can't believe you didn't know that,No, because I had no clue.

(01:08:38):
So I like a lot of theteam's head cards are located in North Carolina
too. Wow, you can walkthrough there. You can see the teams
working on their cars and their sparecars too. It's it's cool, it's
prete damn cool. Get all right, let's do it. Want to pay
some bills? I want you totake a long, hard look at this

(01:09:30):
cup of coffee. Now. Ilove my coffee. It's probably the one
thing I truly do cherish, andit's God's forsaken mudball called Earth. Now,
what I'm trying to say is thatmost examiners use a clipboard. I
don't believe in them. What Ido believe in is my cup of coffee?
Now that coffee is hot, feelright to the brig. If it's

(01:09:51):
spilled on it, probably burned mehot. Speak up, son, nobody
likes to get burned, tod.I No, So it's real simple.
You in me, you fail,you don't you pass? As simple as
that. Yeah. Uh, CoreyHaim might SUPs to drive great movie.

(01:10:21):
Yes, yeah, at the endwhen he drove his pregnant mom backwards.
Yeah, you remember when he waslike tell his dad. He was like,
hey, I'm trying to impress thisgirl. And he's like okay,
and he like leaves him and thedad's walking with all the diapers and everything
like to the house is pissed.That was great. I mean, wasn't

(01:10:43):
it wasn't the girl's name or sades? Is that? Yeah? Yeah?
Wasn't she the girl from Boogie Knights? No? No, no, not
boy Knight's mystery date. Maybe Idon't know, yeah, Graham. Heather
Graham, Heather Gram, Chelsea Graham. No, that's not right, yeah,
Gene. So the new one we'regoing to this is gonna be the

(01:11:03):
one in April, August and Augustis a comic con right and Jamie found
this for me for William Shatner tosign. It's a William Shatner with the
Justice League. I thought that wasreally cool. So now I'm gonna have
to spend more money and have himsign a bunch of shit. Hey,

(01:11:25):
thanks, babe. All right,let's see what else we have here.
We have a choice. What isthis one? On? More nuggets?
Here we go COVID. The CDCnow says treat COVID like the flu,
saying that exact statement got you kickedoff the Internet a couple of years ago,

(01:11:45):
during the same year that we coincidentallyhad almost zero fluid debts. CDC
also notes that quote more than ninetyeight percent of the US population now has
some degree of protective immunity against COVIDnineteen from vaccination, prior infection or both.
Sounds like herd immunity. Another wildidea that was considered dangerous and medical

(01:12:06):
misinformation. So many takeaways from this, I don't even know where to start.
Actually heard eman, you know,amaniti was not ever controversial. Bullshit.
I just wanted to put this onthere just because of everyone's ordeal what
they went through, whether your opinionis or not. When we all went
through twenty twenty and at the time, my stepfather and I we didn't have

(01:12:31):
vaccinations. We had to go throughit without vaccinations. So when we are
going through troubles at work where they'relike, if you don't have the vaccination
card, you can't go back towork, and we're just like, what
the fuck. So, yeah,I remember companies pushing the vaccine when they
should know because they have literally nowhereto push that kind of stuff. It

(01:12:53):
just makes me feel a little bitoff putting on that. That's all,
esp when it's experimental. I mean, do you guys have any thoughts on
this? There is pretty much thiskind of man because I wasn't opposed to
taking the vaccination because like like bedism, you're your prior military and Chappie you're
you're medical. I mean, youguys get shot up all the damn time
with ship You're like, so youknow, that's and that's what I was

(01:13:15):
gonna say. The government put somuch ship in me when I was going,
when I was in the army,that one was one more thing.
If I grow a tail, fuckit, it's just more to me.
I mean, I mean, youknow, you know, the thing with
whatever you're you know, you goin boot camp whatever, they have the
yellow dots. Basically you just walkwith dot. They plug him, you
know, in the in the shoulder. You just yeah, dot, they

(01:13:42):
plug again, go to the nextline, they plug again. You're like,
you can't feel your fucking arms,but you know, and then you
walk outside and you walk outside fromthe place and the drill sergeant walks up
pissed off and he makes you startdoing push ups with your arms still freaking
ship. It was a petty officerfor me because I was the Navy.

(01:14:04):
But yet good times memories. LikeI said, you know e m ts
in the you know, military,I can see them. But for corporations
no, But that's my opinion.Well, I mean we're getting immune.

(01:14:24):
For my thing is because there area lot of people who couldn't have the
injection. So having everybody around youbeing vaccinated when you were somebody who could
not you know, immune system compromise, could not be injected. That that's

(01:14:48):
the closest you can get to protectionis that be around only people who have
been vaccinated. And the vaccination isn'tonly for you, it's for the people
around you who can't have it.And I know if I own a company,

(01:15:10):
because you know I work for acompany, but I don't own one.
I would say, if you canhave the vaccination, then either you
have it or you don't work herebecause you can't have it, sending two
cubo goles down from you. Ifshe took it, it could kill her.
So either I have to send herhome and she can't work because you
want to make a decision, Oh, it's my choice, my I don't

(01:15:31):
want those chemicals to meet. Yeah, she would love to take it,
but she can't. So why shouldI penalize her? Because yeah, it's
your right not to get the vaccination. It's my right to make sure that
she is safe being in my buildingdoing what I pay her to do.
And if you're not willing to followthe rules, there are other companies out
there. Don't work for me,my thing, But nobody should go to

(01:15:55):
work thinking today might be the daythat Jane, who didn't want to get
her shot, kills me because Icouldn't. That's the way I see it.
But it didn't help that first fossis like, oh, this is
not gonna be this is an experimental, it's not one hundred percent, And
then they start twisting information from theget go. That does not help,

(01:16:17):
That only creates fear amongst the masses. Well, well, people were taking
advantage of the of the of theconfusion too and exploiting it. Yeah,
making it worse than it actually reallywas. And then this is the whole
this is the whole reason why nowmeasles is making a resurgence because people weren't
getting getting the vaccination for measles forthe kids, and now measles and having

(01:16:38):
measle outbreaks. Yeah, but thatno disease that was white yeah Chicago.
Yeah, Now it is just likethose rich people that were all like I
will have my unvaccinated like this yourwhite mom. The immigrants integration, but

(01:17:01):
the benefit to that, and Ihate to call it a benefit, but
that's star windism at work because you'rejust waiting out because you know what,
those people are having more kids,so if they get sick and they you
know, become sterile. But theproblem is the measles will mutate and then
the people who are immune to itare not gonna be immute it anymore because

(01:17:23):
it's gonna mutate. Then eventually we'reall going to get it. Because that's
how you know viruses work. Yeah, science now, Yeah, to circle
the circles back into the wagons.I guess what I was trying to say
is this video just kind of likewe all have our opinions, whether it
be this opinion or that opinion whatever. And for the CBC, I just

(01:17:44):
go, it's like the float straightlike the flu kind of makes you feel
like what we just said, whatwe just went through, our feelings are
damn. That's kind of a dick. That's exactly my point. They're always
changing their point about COVID. Yeah, and like we we're all saying that
from the beginning, like you wouldhave been ostracized for that from the very
beginning we were. Yeah, andthis is something we could have told you

(01:18:08):
from the get go. Well yeahthat or not, you know, we
didn't know, that's the thing.And for all the trials we went through,
all the things. I saw somany deaths during that time. Yeah,
And to just be like you canoh, it's just like the flue.
Fucking no, like you can havethe vaccines, which is fine.
Chappy has nothing to say on that. No, no, no, And
I'm not saying anything being against thevaccine. Look at that. I am

(01:18:30):
all for getting the vaccine. ButI'm like, it's also heard a meeting
as well as a vaccine. You'vegot to take er precaution against COVID,
you know what I mean. Butyou can't rule out natural immunity as well.
All together. It's you know,I don't know. No, it's
just that's where we said button.Now, you're not like armchair quarterback after

(01:18:56):
the game on Sunday going, well, you know, the quarterback blah blah
blah, let's hit the reset.But let's do one more. I need
a couple of bananas. How muchof it? Well, the buffet played
is twelve fifty. You get peaches, plums, oranges, and bananas.
All I need is a couple ofbananas banana. Okay, notice that you

(01:19:26):
haven't been eating the last few meals. Oh hey, William, I think
this Michelin Star captivity stuff is juststill a little weird for you. William.
I just don't really like eating oranges, and you seem to really like
serving oranges. So that's that's theonly thing special meal that's safe. I
like safe, dude, I likesafe a lot. Speaking of safety,
I was thinking at small chicken,William, you are full of surprised,

(01:19:49):
tender, incredible, they looping saucesfor the chicken fingers party, beautiful and
Chick fil a. William, notonly do you know that there's a diff
but you also know that both arenecessary with the chicken fingers, I have
some white cheddar mac and are Annie'swhite cheddar shells? William, you can
just keep me here for okay,less exciting, but somebody's got to look

(01:20:13):
out for me because Lore knows cucumberand apple apples. You are listening linen,
napkin and a spoon, a cupof water a little smaller of a
cup today, but that's okay.Who drinks forgive my agrievances? Then?
Well, I know I can bea nag from time to time, but
tonight you killed you finish everything,but especially baked chocolate chip and butter Scotch

(01:20:40):
cookie for dessert, Oh my god. Or Annie's white terror shell Well,
I don't know anybody under still meas well off a little bit, but
it's that was the whole point.I wanted everybody to feel that little deep
that they're just kind of passing itoff is nothing now. Yeah, and
you have like several types of thevaccine. Yeah, So who wants to

(01:21:08):
hear about a man who pleasured himselfso much? You got life in prison?
Listen pleasant? What hey? Ihave to She's like, I gotta
go now. No, no,no, I have to pack my bags.
I got a business trip tomorrow.No, you're good, I'll bye

(01:21:29):
bye chappee. So we wants tohear about a man who went to jail
for pleasuring himself? I mean,you know, everyone needs an inspiring story.
Yeah, are you mad at me? I think Jamie's mad at me.
I mean it happens. Mhm,Okay, here we go. An

(01:21:53):
Oregon man was sentenced to life inprison without possibility of parole after the sixth
convict public and this sixth conviction ofpublic eating indecency. God, I can't
talk anymore now, damn words.Where was he doing it? So three
judges made this sentence on him,Like it took that many judges to say,

(01:22:17):
get this fucker out of here,dude. I think he was even
like in the middle of the courtroomjust fucking just going straight to town too.
I need to finish this is decision. He's a looking at the statographer

(01:22:39):
like he doing Oh man, threejudges, that's really rough. But jokes
aside. The man's name is Terryin versus man, and he's a real
bad person. Not only was hea compulsive masturbator, he has prior convictions
alongside of public that of raping afifteen year old girl and sodomizing a twelve

(01:23:02):
year old girl. Yeah yeah,he stripped off and throw. Yeah he's
fucked. Yeah, yeah he needsto go away. Oh yeah, real
good friends in prison, I hope. So and on even more shittier news
here we go. Let's put thisup there, boom that people right there.

(01:23:26):
This is a couple from Spring,Texas, north of Houston. They're
arrested for CP and exposing exposing themselvesto a child and beast reality nice yeah.
Uh. The creepy story starts withWilliam Keen, the guy you know
over there. He followed kids arounda store and did you know, bad

(01:23:46):
things to him while he was inthe store. Uh. I didn't get
the name of the store, butlike he exposed himself and I guess diddled
himself, I guess or whatever,And so he was arrested right while he
was arrested, and they went throughhis phone and found a bunch of CP
on there and then his wife JulieJoe Lee whenever her name is Keen.
She was doing it to the familyanimal, the great Dane man. Leave

(01:24:10):
the dog out of it. That'srough. So they're both the rested right
now depending on their stuff. Thejoys of humanity and that's the rest of
the headline. Yeah, yeah,good, Yeah, it's a rough one
to end on. But I'm veryget going because I want to see if
Jamie's key was really pissed off atme or something. So yeah, that

(01:24:33):
was a rough one to throw outthere anyway. But either way, everybody,
I want to thank you very muchfor everything. Thank you for coming
on the show. It's my dadwith my Russian picture. Nice and yeah,
so thanks everybody. Let me leaveyou with the last one of the

(01:24:54):
other songs they made for me formy two foot fall off a ladder.
Bye, everybody, thanks for listening. Parli climbed, but lader so small
to fix a your problem. It'sdoing all But as he was the top
of the site, Pally lost thisbladder flights hola, what's up? It's

(01:25:19):
reggae random, you can't talk pokingPolyphlada. It's a shake. But he's
proving to the recadity conflict. Thereyou go, all right, all right,
everybody, Ah, but this iscool. That's a good Yeah,

(01:25:40):
it's a good show. I guesscheck out. I'll see you guys.
Yeah, good luck, Bank

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