Ep. 451 - Cinco De Mayo - The Miscellaneous Podcast

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It's called my headphones broke. Well, yeah, it sucks for you pretty

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much. No cans for you,no cads, I never I never get
let in or in the earliest mmhmm. Hi dated Spider. Hey,
how's it going to brew? It'sgoing good, I said Jack Jack of

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Box, I mean a nap Jack. I had chicken breast, corn and
taste salad. I celebrate Sinko toa mile by having a double cheeseburger.
Nice. Nothing screams Mexicana and theburger. Yeah, why is it?
It's not very lit for the studio, is it. I'll make my uh

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my chicken burritos later tonight. MaybeI'm gonna have to fix that next time.
But hi everybody, and welcome backto a nice, fun filled episode
of the Miscellaneous podcast Poll. Yeah, I was gonna ask for you went
to eat? Oh we're gonna getto that, okay, So happy single

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to myo everybody, and yeah,let me in, not me fors know
me first? All right, cool, we have a lot going on today.
Uh. I apologize for coming late, and it is weird because I
am I prepared, but yet I'mvery unprepared for this episode. So you

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know, it's good times, happysingle to my O everyone. Like I
said earlier, one thing is thatit's really what today is also my mother's
death day. Oh lovely mile Yeahin twenty twenty. Unrelated to COVID,
thank god. So there's that.But here's that related? No, no,

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no, it was okay, justchecking, you know, I wish
Yeah. So, yeah, youguys talk about tequila. I think both
the guys too, Hi, Johnny, Oh yeah, we're the worm and
everything. Yeah, dude, Yeah, that part's funny, you know where
he's like eating the worm and itcomes out with the half of the dude.

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You know. Yeah, he's notlistening today either, by the way,
Just so you know, Johnny,Yeah, well he listened to me
yesterday. He's a yeah. Yeah. So I really didn't think about too
much, but my stepdad sent mea picture from the the HOODI kai,

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I'm so sorry. I'm really kindof thinking. My brains are all kind
of all over the place. Firstoff, let me get this out real
fast before we continue on. Idid not do our commercials. I don't
have a lot of planned for someof these other things, so I apologize
that would be in post. Okay, So angelousis tiktoks, your tiktoks,
they will be in post. Okay, sorry about that, and then pictures

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and stuff like that. I mightpost in there. But yeah, because
I really didn't know. Maybe holdon, let me give you a sack.
Let's let's take it. Hold on, let's let's kind of take a
look. Give me a minute,let me see what I can upload real
fast. Okay, okay, yeah, let's play around with that idea.
Yeah, you're gonna upload your recording. This should go well. Yeah,
dude, what is with everything needingsinks? And what is this going on

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now with YouTube or a Facebook messengerwhere you need to sink for some reason?
I've never seen that. Yeah,but it's for some security reasons or
something, I think, because itwouldn't leave me alone. I almost blew
up eau yesterday. I was tryingto play a game and I had to
like confirm myself to actually a realperson for like twenty different times. Oh

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my god, I had to dothat for roadblocks. I still wasn't able
to blog in. I was like, fucking, ea, go screw yourself.
It's like I'm real. I've beenreal for like, you know,
forty eight years. Go fuck yourself. Is that just the new like,
because we talked about this on theon the ride when I was coming back
because we were late coming in thatme and Jady were talking on the phone
and it's getting stupid. How likewas it Windows seven eleven? Is this

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so shitty? And yeah, thatcould be one of the things. Yeah,
yeah, gonna force you to getWindows eleven because like you know,
they're gonna discontinue service to Windows tenbecause you know Windows ten works just fine,
but we're gonna just continue that.We're gonna go force you to use
Windows eleven, which is crap.Yeah. I am a Mac person,

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so I don't really pay that closeof attention to Windows stuff. But didn't
Windows say Windows ten was going tobe the last Windows you'll ever meet?
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, they kind like a couple
of years and now all of asudden it's no longer the last Windows you
will ever need. The joys ofgreed, Yeah, pretty much. I'm

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curious because my company still rocks acouple of Windows seven computers. Oh my,
how we're gonna do if Windows tenis discontinued shortly? I'll be right
back. No, it just meansit's unprotected, right, no more,

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no more security updates, no more. Yeah, yeah, that would be
that's considered unacceptable. And my feelwhich you know we don't talk about,
but have to do with money.Apple is just as bad at that guy.
So that's I mean that both competents. Yeah, when it comes down
to stuff, I apparently have eleven. So what what what's your beef at

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the eleven guys? I'm curious,Uh, half my games, half my
games don't want to run. Yeahabout that, all the games don't want
to run? Yeah, I'm Igot a huge upgrade to my to my
one right here, the one righthere, the one you see the studio.
This is the new that you know. I got that upgrade from my
laptop. Great job, Colin,thank you very much, shout out to

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him, Coco. And then Iget on to play Wow, and it
hiccups, like it just like stopsor I type and then all of a
sudden it'll freeze and then all ofa sudden a bunch of it comes out.
And then so we were talking aboutthat and and they're like, yeah,
that's Windows eleven. So I wentback to went ten. No problems.
So that's terrifying. Why I fixwhat isn't broken profits. Hopefully it

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makes eleven hop yeah, hopefully thateven better than that one. At least
at least Microsoft didn't do a onehundred and ten billion dollar stock buy back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whathappened. Yeah, so Apple,
Apple broke its own record of astock buyback of one hundred and ten million

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dollars. Yeah, and then wewere talking about it so like it boosted
up for the stockholders or the investorsor whoever it is to make it look
like there's a lot even though thereisn't, because Apple's been kind of declining
for quite some time now, right, I think, Yeah, las their
last buyback was in twenty eighteen,which was the record, and then they

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did They're like, yeah, wellwe're going to pass that, which I
think was like it was like noimprovements on their technology. It's same or
stock Bridge at higher prices. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's when when
you're when your whole ethos is builtaround one man, and when that man
dies and then that one has anymore ideas and they don't want to bring

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it any more new ideas. They'renot stealing from Android, they're stealing it
now. Yeah. Yeah, Igotta fix it might do my headphones broke
to check this out right, solook at that. So one thing I
gotta fix. Studio campra break out. Ye. I had a box of

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duck take in here somewhere. Therewe go. If you can't duck it,
Pucket, just make sure, Isaid, if you can't duck it,
fucket and he said, just makesure you use your loop. All
right, So let's see how thisis going. I'm trying to work differently
with this or whatever. But yeah, that's my co host today is Wiley

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Coyote. So yeah, he's goingto grace this today. Thank you very
much. Good. Yeah, seethe Coyote all you're gonna have an Abel
drop by the sky, holy dude, whatever, I'm a fear of video
products, headphones on and he's readyto go. So all right, so

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let's get back to it. Sorry, I kind of veered off of that.
That was fine because I had totake a bathroom break in the mid
little bit. So it happens,It happens, life happens. Okay,
So here we go. We're onthe messengers here. You get right there.
There's my mom right there. I'mMom. I'm Mom, I probably

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mom and so right here on mydesk, So I gotta use my other
arm if I I'm sorry that themorbid person to me was waiting for you
to be like, right here onmy desk and then you lift up the
fucking urn is my mom. I'mlike, hmm, okay, sorry.

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So uh this also was my mystepfather's wire. Thing he was doing is
the spring choir. So when Iget there, his his girlfriend Shannie,
you know, she gave me thisand I was like, if we all
will say, that's right, yeah, and she's like, here, I
got you a rose and I'm like, thanks, question mark, and she

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goes, no, we got themfor your mom's h for the for the
you know, celebrating her day.And I was like oh, and I'm
like, mom was never a roselady, and then she goes, no,
no, no, it's it's significantwith the color blue is supposed to
be for for missing people. Iguess, you know, the you know,
the people that passed away, anduh, it's also sparkly and glittery

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for representation of my mom because shewas really flashy. And I was like,
that's really nice and thoughtful of you. And then I was like,
did you get this from Casey's.I thought that was really cool. I
like that. She also, likeme and Joe talked about this earlier.
She we never knew this, butlike that whole place setting thing for the

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people who aren't with us. Ithought that was amazing. I was like,
that was really cool, you know, for like holidays and stuff.
He put the little thing there andyou know, marking like this place is
saved for people who can't be here. I was like, Oh, that's
shooting at the heartstrings right there.So that was nice. Let me get
back on track here. So soyeah, thanks to that one. And

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then we went to you know,I went to my dad's little choir thing,
and there is something I got toshow you guys. It was just
weirding me out. So it's likeyour normal choir thing you go to,
right with the whole thing in dancing, doing all that shit. Right,
So this is what it looks likeright there, you know, the whole
churchy thing. Ah, right,like that too. Yeah, And so

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my stepdad everyone's still dressed as ifit's cold outside, except for my stepdad.
He decided to wear the appropriate attirefor spring. I guess he's on
want the short sleep shirt. Yeah, It's like it was just kind of
like, yeah, I'm clapping.I thought that was kind of cool.

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And then just be prepared for forthe wedding. I'm wearing a short suit,
are you really? Oh that's awesome. Yeah, and then you're gonna
if you're getting married in June,I ain't wearing a freaking suit with like,
I have to be the best man, the best best man or something

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sucks to be you grooms, Yeah, grooms. Yeah, that's why.
That's why I choose to be theblack sheep of the family. And I
never get invited party to be partof the wedding, so like where where
would they want? Yeah, thereyou go. Yeah. So as we're
doing the choir thing, I'm listeningand just kind of like trying not to

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fall asleep. No offense, butI just got done from yesterday's it's we're
gonna talk about that. But Ilike I had to wake up at nine
am. Woke up this morning earlyto cut the grass because I'm like,
I'm not letting the rain get cutthe grass. I did. Yeah,
so we're good to that. Butlike, so here's what I was noticing.
I took a picture of this becauseI started noticing weird. Do you

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see where my mouse is circling atYeah? Yeah, not a little weird
to me. It was so Ihad to like zoom in. I was
like, why is her one handso fucking big? It's a I like,
do you see how big that fuckinghand is? Aliens? I was

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thinking, like I had to takea p comparison, like everyone else's hands.
See, look they're this normal,right, then there's her hand and
then oh sorry, doctor lunch andthen that was that one, and you're
just like, hmm, like poorgirl, Oh I can do this thousand

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knock on his door, I ringthe doorbell and run. He hates that
I'm not the one who knocks onDeath's door. I do not knock on
his door. I ring the doorbelland run. He hates that I'm not
the one that's funny. So yeah, I thought that was kind of I
had to share that with you guys. I thought that was pretty cool and

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we love you mom. There yougo. So next, let's talk about
what happened over the week, whichit's been a lot. First off,
look, we talked about the someof the top headlining things. This is
one I really think we need togo on. So for somehow this year
I talked about this last week andprobably the week prior about my tax return.

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I normally have it direct deposited right, and for some reason it got
kicked into mailing. Last time itwas mailed, I had someone steal my
check and try cashing it right andget arrested. This time around, it
shows that it got mailed out,but it never came here, and they
said May third, you can geton IRS dot com and try to find

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or tell them that you just notarrived and figure it out from there.
Right May third, at midnight,I go online and you you're not able
to do anything. It's still thesame. So I'm like, okay,
may I'll go sleep, Go sleep, wake up next day, do the
same thing again. Get on andget on there, get everything else set
up and everything I called. Ichecked on the air. They said not
till May third, are you availableto uh talk about if you haven't received

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your return yet. It's May thirdand they still have not have access to
get in there. So hopefully I'vebeen busy the last couple of days,
but hopefully when I get back toit, I can see if they have
something. But I'm getting pissed offby this, because how is it that
we live in a technology so bad? We can do this with my generic

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fucking computerizing and we have a studioimage and also this stuff. But you
know, the fucking United States governmentwill take our money but give this the
most shittiest way to get it backto us. Well, that's that's what
happens when you cut their budget forparticularly for like twenty years, and then
finally decided to actually give him aboost in you know, a budget,
and then the second I'm like,you know, I don't know, but

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about a year and a half somethingabout an increase in the budget. But
they still got to like, youknow, update everything. So it takes
all these politicians that make millions andmillions of fucking dollars, who who lobby
to make more millions of dollars.Can't fucking get the shit right? Oh
w nover mine, You're right,they wouldn't give up their money for that,
My bad. Yeah, I'm like, so, from what I understand,
there are some government offices that inthe US that's still uh, transfer

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files on three and a half inchfloppy yep. What, oh my goodness.
Yeah, that's how old the techis that are at is actually being
used because all the money is goingto the politicians, not to the running
of the government. Was so usingnineties tech, it's going it's going to

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the military, guys. Most ofthe money goes right to war. Yeah.
Right. If you want to makemoney out of the government, just
uh, you know, form adefense contract and say you're going to produce
a new aircraft and then they'll justgive you a billion dollars producing nothing.
There you go. Yeah, aircraft. It's called the Zuba. We're designing

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a new drone for war warfare.It doesn't even need to fly or anything.
Seriously, it does and it's goingto operate in meta. It's a
rustu. It's a virtual drone.Is that the new thing now? I
mean, so the TikTok band andall the other crap. Do you think
everything's gonna go back to Facebook orsome other shitty one maybe, or maybe

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we'll just going to the only fansnow, and maybe we'll media. Maybe
we'll just actually just get off socialmedia and then say, you know,
they have to interact with people inreal life, that's not a thing.
Yeah, let's keep let's keep socialmedia so I don't have to interact.

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Yeah, I'm good. I can'tsee Facebook regaining all that. I think
they would have had to do somethingbefore now to hop on that bandwagon.
I think something new is gonna comeout because I don't see YouTube shorts taking
it either. But there is gonnabe a vacuum formed when TikTok exits the

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market, and I think it's gonnabe a new thing. It's gonna be.
Yeah, it's gonna be interesting tosee what's going on because if you
look at everything right now, likeI post this right and it goes to
YouTube, to Twitter, it goesto all the platforms pretty much, and
that's everybody else too. So theyonly make one thing and it's gets all
over the place. So yeah,all you're taking away is one platform.

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But it is the most popular playformbecause I'm never on Facebook, I'm never
on Instagram, I'm I you.I use YouTube all the time and TikTok.
So yeah, I use TikTok acouple of times a day. Every
time I go into my bathroom,I sit there and I think I'm on
Facebook about once a month. Mhm. If I'm probably only on Twitter.

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Is probably the only thing I reallyever used and it's always gonna be
Twitter. It's that could be X, not gonna be X. It's Twitter.
And I actually think Tesla's are awesome. I do, But uh,

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Tweet. When a company's name becomesa verb, that's grand power that.
How can you get rid of that? Because Twitter became a verb and now
and a adjective. How can youhow can you give it of a name
that literally becomes part of the Englishlanguage because it wasn't idea? Uh huh,

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but I don't get it. Well, you're not a narcissis, so
of course you don't get it.Yeah, you make a point. Here
we go, guys, we camehere to celebrate. Let's go celebrate.
Here we go. While you're enjoyingMarguerite is and and and on the you

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know, chelupa races. I don'tread that right. Please remember we celebrate
seople to mile one hundred and fiftyseven years ago three brave men bought We're
back. Okay, did you knowfun facts? Here's some fun facts about

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Sino de Mayo. Do you knowSincle? But myo is often confused as
a Mexican independence Day. It isnot the Mexican Independence Day. It is
not m hm. It's all abouta battle that happened between Mexicans French French.
Yeah, back in eighteen ten,right, I think there was something
around there. I don't know,somewhere around there. It was a fairly

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insignificant victory battle that you know thatcorporates were like, yeah, let's pick
out holidays, sell beer, Oh, Sinko to Mayo, Sure, why
not? Yeah, sttle things likethat. There are stupid things to have
holidays around. And I believe itwas Bud Wiser, I believe, But
there was the one that uh inspiredit. Well, here we go,

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check this out. So a fewweeks after the Battle of Pooh Pooh Bla
poo Blea, the one that theywon. It was actually North North in
California that came out with the firstbig Sinko to Mayo party where it was
a town they partied, drank eight, had banquets, had a parade,

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and it was the first air quoteunofficial Sinko Demayo festival for the United States.
What do you think of that?Only in America? Baby, and
now it's more celebrated in America thannationally in Mexico. Yeah, the the
actual food, like the big thingthat was like, it's not tacos,

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and it's not it's it's like,but the big thing that was in Mexico
to celebrate everything was cash actually calledthe mole phole blano and it's a dish.
The mole blano is a squad agringo ass. Yeah, no,
you're just as fuck. I know, I'm close and uh it's a sauce

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with dozens of ingredients including chili,peppers and chocolate that served over chicken to
celebrate the fullness of the plubla hostsof the thing, I am so sorry
for butchering everything at one time thewhite guy tried to be Mexican. Kids

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in Mexico get May fifth off eventhough it's not an actual official holiday.
Well too bad. Yeah, howmuch alcohol do you think is consumed on
sinkle to mile? A lot?A lot? Yes, it is one
and twenty six million liters of tequilaalone will be drunk on single to mile.

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Damn. All I gotta say istry working in a Mexican restaurant during
to mile and if you survive,you you know, you live life.
You move on to the next level, your boss level. After that.
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean I made like four hundred
and fifty dollars that night night.Oh I worked. I worked five six
hours and made over nice. It'sestimated that you will spend about the US

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will consume about eighty one pounds ofavocados single avocados walk Hey, welcome.
Besides tacos, Tomali's burritos like yournormal, you know, stereotypical. You

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know Mexican food. You get ataco bell or whatever. What do you
think is the next top thing that'seaten on sigle Tomo, steak, limes,
chicken, enchilada, Mexican street corn, nice. Oh my god,
that stuff is good. Yeah,I think yeah, Oh my god,

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oh my god, dude, thisone that that you sent. I have
to pull this up real quick,Joe, look at this coffee mug.
Hold on, I gotta pull thisup. Give me a second. Where's
that? Where's that? Oh shit, I didn't. I got to send
it. Hold on, talk tosomeone like yourself, single to my own,
keep going, I try. Okay, So I tried the new vera

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Day, the avocado vera Day saucethat they have a taco bell. Yeah
for you, you have to payper sauce. I went back around,
and I bought five dollars worth ofsauce just that so I could bring some
home and stick in my cariage.It was so good, it was tasty.

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I want to talk about some foodstuff too, to add to what
you're saying about that. So itis good. That's good because I went
a Taco Bell and I had apretty good time. It's this service nowadays
it is really kind of bizarro.Have you noticed that just a little?
But yeah, okay, yeah,were they starting to use the AI ordering

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at Taco Bell? Because I swearthat person had the hardest time with I
just want the sauce. But itwas a weird order, so I get
why an a I would have troublewith it. But and then the voice
changed. It was having trouble withme, and then it went from this

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pseudo male voice to a woman andshe was able to get it. So
I was thinking that it was anAI generated or it was you know,
a new person going what is thisperson only want sauce? I don't know.
It was weird. So you madeyour order so complicated you made them

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change your sex. Oh wow,that's funny, dude. You know I've
heard in people saying that people ofthe rainbow can change other people, but
I've never heard it happen in theliteral I turned somebody into a transsexual.
That is a new one that isgoing to have to be checked off my

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LGBTQ Rainbow bingo card, blacklisted bysixty people that are like, oh,
you're no longer gay, you badgay, You're not good gay. You
no longer gay, You're bad,you lost your gay card? Oh my
goodness. Food is it's it's reallyweird, how like we'll do something.

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And nowadays, I think pretty muchafter the pandemic, when it comes to
certain fast foods restaurant chains, they'regetting bombarded with people but not enough workers,
right, And then now we're kindof having this whole thing of like
beforehand, pre pandemic, when itcame to bad service, you just kind
of shit talk bad service and youmoved on your day because we still had

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a lot of things. But we'restarting to hit the world of bad service
everywhere. And here's one thing.So the other day, where were we
at Chappie but we want to goget King Louise? What what was that?
Did we do something that day?But I was like, uh no,
I just came over. Okay,So we decided to go get something

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to eat, and uh first Iwas like, let's get the jacket and
box whatever. Uh yeah, becausethat was when Kira got her hair done.
Yeah yeah, and uh so weleft to go get grab something to
eat and come back and uh oh, that was when I getting my upgrade
to my thing. Okay, butwe we decided midway through to go to
this place called King Louise, whichis local and they are phenomenal. It's

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like old school drive huh, godlygodly. However, this one time we
pull up and we're in our jeepand stuff. We're just talking about zoo
blob and everything. I looked downand there's one server lady and she's in
the window with her back turned andyou could just tell she was not for

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that the day right taking forever kindof walking out like a son terry like,
and then just kind of staring atus. Hi, And I told
Chappie as she's coming on, I'mlike, this is not gonna be good.
Don't be mean, Like Okay,So she comes out, she gets
our order, and I'm trying togive her the benefit of the doubt,

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but like she's kind of just kindof swaying her arms on the way there,
taking fucking forever to get our food. And we ordered a lot,
we did. We ordered like seventydollars worth of food, right, and
it's for like five different people bazoomaguabbo, you know, for everybody at
the house. And so I wasleary that we didn't get something. Something
just wasn't right because she handed usstuff for you ordered it. You ordered

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it after the fact though. Thatwas the one fry. But my burger
was wrong and everything was just shovedin the bag. That's true. I
asked for a no tomato on myburger and I had a tomato. M
h. So that's what I'm saying. Sometimes customer services sucks balls, you
know. So and then today wewere at after we got done with the

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Choi with the choir boy, wewent to the place called Round Table in
Belleville and Belle Hill, Illoife foreverybody. And that was another one of
those two. Like we had alady who there was three different servers there,
so it wasn't that they were outof people, and she kept getting
our order wrong or drink order wrong. She mixed I mean We're just like

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what's going on? And the peoplenext to us was like, do you
think she's you know kind of itwas just it was messed up because like
I got sweet tea, I gotthis, like all of our orders.
It was like a Friend's episode whenthey go in the when they go on
the diner, you know, thecoffee place, and they're like handing each
other the right fucking ship. Itwas like that horrible Yeah. So I

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have those they have those restaurants whatever. There's like the it's like a theme
brushtaurund where you walk in and youand you and you sit down your order
or whatever, and then they justgive you by the fucks they want.
Yeah, like they're they're but that'sthe gimmick. Though. I've been to
one of those Benjamins or some shitat the bet yeah, and they just
they're rude to you no matter whatyou do. It's great last thing for

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sinking a mile. Uh. Theaverage person will eat three point five tacos,
you know, on sycond to mile. I think that numbers, amateur
numbers. I think we can justget like eight of them out of there.
I don't know. I mean Ihad six of them on two a
couple of days ago. Six thereyou got six? Yeah? I mean
how many people I can scarf down? Three? Like there's no tomorrow?

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So unless if I'm really pushing it, unless they're like street tacos, because
those do fill you up. Yes, yeah, street tacos. Yeah,
it's like you know, actual tacos. Mhm. But on food. Let's
talk about this real quick. Doordasher refuses to deliver to a newdist and

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feels like she got punished by doordash. Nice, can I talk about
this because I know there's some ofyou guys who do she got punished goshed,
Okay, so I can talk aboutthis, no weird obirdo chappy went
black? Uh ahead and talk aboutmy light died? All right? Whatsher?

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While waiting for her order to getready at a restaurant, she gets
a text from the customer saying,hey, just let you know I am
a nudist and I will be answeringthe door nude. Where then she responds
to I'll be canceling the order,not to the guests the customer, but
like saying okay, cancel, I'mnot saying that now. She then so

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now, the door dasher asked tobe unsigned. She calls up the support
right, and then she asked,can I be on sign with it without
it affecting her what is it completionrate or whatever that is? So wait,
wait, wait a minute, waitwait, wait a minute. So
it said to wait, so shegot she picked up the food, and

(33:59):
then it said she was waiting forthe food to be done at the restaurant.
Uh huh, and the guy texther while she was waiting, saying
the customer saying that I'm a nudist, so I'll be answering the door in
the nude. So she was like, no, I'm not going to see
some strange that sounds like a bigbullshit story. Dude, it does.

(34:20):
It sounds like a bullsh She canceledit, then call support and says,
now, can I unsign this withoutaffecting my completion rate? Because of this
particular circumstance, I'm really not comfortablewalking up to being a girl walking up
to a dude completely naked and tryingto get food from, you know,
and given the food to So thesupport the DoorDash supports basically said it wasn't

(34:47):
a good reason enough to have themfix it, right, So if she
unassigns this, it will make hercompletion rate go down and she won't get
paid. So she was like,oh, okay, that's fine. So
what you're saying is is that I'mnot you know, you're putting me in
an uncomfortable position and saying that it'snot you know, like that's not a

(35:12):
good enough excuse. So now you'regonna punish me because you're forcing me to
still go to a naked dude's houseand hand the thing. Now, this
is where I kind of go withyou. Where at though? Where was
her rating? Was it right beforeshe gets deactivated or was it a was
she a top dasher? See that'sthat's missing. I don't know. Yeah,
there's You're right, there's a lotand I'm sitting here going I get

(35:34):
that. But why can't she justsay to the customer saying I will leave
it on the porch and text youwhen it's there, or say I will
leave it somewhere you can come getit while I'm gone, Like there there
could be a back and forth.No, she can also screenshot that message
and also turn it over to thelocal police because puristic, Yeah, you

(35:55):
can't just open a door nude dudethat doesn't work that way. Tree,
you can ye, now that istrue. I've done that many times.
Okay, So at a place thatI used to work, I worked room
service in the hotel and I cannottell you how many times room service click

(36:23):
and they're walking around in nothing buta towel. And trust me, you
see a lot more people in theservice industry than you're comfortable with. But
if you want the tips, youwant the money, you'll deal with it.
Because I hate to say it's partof the job. It's it's it's

(36:47):
not part of the job, butit happens in the job. It's like
nurses see people naked. People inthe service and we'll see people naked.
If you can't deal with it,get a different job. Any funny who
dies, who goes into cardiac arrest, I swear to at their house is
naked. Like it's it's a given. Like I've seen so many old saggy

(37:14):
boobs and all sex and I don'tyou're like fighting through it, like you're
doing a compressions and you're like trynot to be like the happened there is
that a tattoo of a balloon orgrape. I don't know what is that

(37:37):
what planet is this person from.I'm just saying that's my opinion on it.
But yeah, but tappy about yourE. M. S stuff or
your firefighter stuff. But I'm talkingabout a regular delivery person. Usually don't
really see that. Maybe get old, But for this person to write that

(38:00):
all the message, that's kind ofweird, man, Right, That's why
she didn't want to deliver to him. Yeah, at least I mean he
could say, you say, leasthe gave her a heads up. Yeah,
I hope, I hope. Yeah, So there was no she didn't
deliver her food. We don't evenknow delivered it. I still would have

(38:22):
delivered it, but I understand whatshe felt intimidated by that. I actually
understand that leave the food, knockand walk away. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. There's a lot ofoptions that could have been done. It
would She just wanted to be atool. That's why I don't believe it
that happened. She said, Iplayed a Taylor Swift song for an extra

(38:43):
five bucks for a tip. Iwill do anything when they tell me to
do stuff. Dude, where doyou do that exactly? Because I think
that order coming on? Yeah,Yeah, Usually like I said, just
spared chappy off. Huh oh no, we lost the off. Yeah,

(39:09):
the next time I are a doordash, I'll be sure to ask for
you, joe h there you go. But I don't want that. I
got a special request for you know, I get your quest right here?
Am I gonna do this? Howwas the storm for everybody yesterday? It

(39:32):
was made? Did I send youthe picture of the tree down ball?
Did I send you this picture ofthe tree in the ground? Yeah?
You did. You should show thatmy power is going to go off Friday?
Ours did? Yeah? My powerblake. Yeah, it was like
off for a few seconds and thenback. Guess who's back? So that's

(39:53):
not that what I want to do. Send this work? Come on,
what's going on here? Why onmy phone? Not going on? Now?
Come on? There we go.I've been thinking about getting one of
those battery backup systems that like willrun all your computers for like we got
twenty minutes on battery backup, becauseif I'm not working from home, that

(40:15):
means I have to go into myoffice because we have generators. M hm.
So you can't work from home becauseof a power outage, they expect
you to come in. Yeah,we got one in the back up.
They work really good. So Saturdaymorning thinking about getting one of the small
ones. Sorry, no, you'refine. So Saturday morning I woke up

(40:38):
a way the funk early, andI work nights now, and I mean
nine am is a way the fearly. I remember the days when I
used to wake up at four threethirty in the morning getting stuff. Yeah,
but I'm pushing it now, man. So, uh, Chappie and
there's a little Johnny. We wentto one of his little racing what's those
racing things again? Is that calleddid we lose? Lose? Chappie?

(41:00):
She's there, but she's muted andher camera's off. All right, well
she's missing out, so but it'sher racing that she did last time.
So this time it was like,I mean, the dog kept me up
most time. He's kept licking myhead in the car on the way there.
And then the AC was on,so it was this cold dierver so

(41:20):
I stayed awake. And then fastCat it's called fast Cat there you go.
Yeah, so uh, this timearound, he knew what he was
doing. So this this dog wasfucking amp dude, and he was like
trying a gun out of my hand, and now with my bad arm,
I'm kind of like I have tolike consciously think about gonna unhook him and
ship. So he did a greatjob. Didn't you go up to like

(41:43):
what fifty miles an hour or someshit? Twenty three? Yeah? I
heard him all the ways. Ohyeah, I was a fifty than I
could make twenty three twenty three pointthree six A. He's a new aimed
here. All right. I hadto run away for a second, but

(42:07):
I could hear everything going on,and I'm like, it's cold basket.
Well little did she know that?Like, you know, I kept trying
to do everything I could to likeyou know, I was like, go,
Johnny, yeah, you look,you could beat that out of the
dog over there. You see thatlittle mummy you tear that? Yeah.

(42:30):
So, uh we get home andwell, first we went, oh,
hold on, first we well,first we went to uh went to madding
Le's and we hung out with someold buddies. So, uh we follow
and you saw that one day wewere proming Jody's twitch TV. So Jody
came up to visit us at Maddingly'sbecause we went to the lunch afterwards,

(42:51):
we were driving by and she's like, we wanna go to mad Ley's and
that used to be our old hauntback when we worked at the other job.
And uh so we got a whodof like lead roll, are you
to come up with the name forthat, just like from when we bring
it up on the show. Weneed to come up with some cool name
for that. Yeah, anyway,continue, No, you're right. Yeah,

(43:13):
So we were, you know,talking about that in Baszoomaguabo, and
so we get ahold of some peoplewho are local in the area from that
time, and Jody was the onlyone to come up. But Jody we
follow on twitch TV. Jody whatever, Twitch Jody the great, thank you.
And then of course we have ourour big twitch guy right down here,
Jaded Spider. Yeah, indeed,indeed, Janus Spider. I'm Jaded

(43:39):
Spider. Have you ever? Yeah? Uh so it was fun though.
So he suffered a stroke a whileback and god it, he's so young
too. Didn't make it, doesn'tmake sense, but that's life, I

(43:59):
guess. And he was hard aboutme. It was like, so we're
making jokes and we're remembering old timesand we're bringing up this and that,
and at one point Chabby bumps me. Well, he's telling me about his
therapy and everything like that. There'sa guy down the ways who has a
dog in there too, and she's, you know, Johnny's on service badging
all up and everything, right,And next thing you know, the dog

(44:22):
is over at her table. Right. Yeah, Okay, I didn't know
you were telling the story. Sorry, Yes, the dog was at our
table and like he's they're like sniffingbutts and doing all that ship and this
guy, yeah, he was justlaying there looking up at me like what
the fuck is going on right now? Like I'm trying to be a service

(44:45):
dog and this thing's coming over stifffrom my ass. Yeah. And it
was some like weird like terry mixor something. It was weird, and
this this fucking I don't know howto describe it that he was And I
was like, you need to comeget your dog. This is my service
dog, yeah, saying to himhe's a service dog, not like regular

(45:07):
dog. Yeah. And then theguy comes up and he's like, you
know, yeah, it's my servicedog, and and Chaps like, no,
this is my service dog. Getsyour dog away, And when he
comes around, he sees the wholelike because he wears the whole like you
know vest that says, don't petme, service dog, I'm made for

(45:30):
this. It's like very very labeled, right. So the guy grabs a
dog and he's like, yeah,it's my service dog too, and we're
kind of like me and her likelike he walked away. He walked away,
and I looked at him. Isaid he ain't. No, no,
it wasn't the service dog at all. I'm just saying if it was,

(45:51):
that would be very Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because it's any service
dog stays with the owner. Yeahyeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
If a dog is off snipping anotherdog's but that is not a service
stock or the worst trained service stockever, they're not doing their job.
Yeah. They were on the otherside of the room with us, and

(46:14):
this dog just came over and he'slike smiling, like is he okay?
And I'm like, no, he'snot okay. And then the guy comes
over. He's like, oh,you got a dog over here. I'm
like, yeah, get your dog, Like, get your dog off my
dog before I get your dog offmy dog, Get your dog off my
dog. I'm jaded, spider,what a transition. Your dog off my

(46:37):
dog Hi, I'm oh me andjad me and me and Jody were talking
about twitch TV and stuff, andhe wasn't really streaming a lot either because
of his uh. He had tolearn how to like do the controllers again
and stuff like that. And thenyou're having internet shoes. And it's kind

(47:00):
of like, man, when itcomes to a lot of people when they
have to deal with online stuff totry to make a living. It is
gonna be interesting to see what happens, because if you lose the TikTok platform,
what do you do? Just forceeverything to YouTube or some ship.
Pretty much, there's gonna be anew TikTok. It's called It's gonna it's

(47:30):
gonna. I feel like I feelsomething. You think what I feel like?
So muchchievous with my lighting right nowbecause I have like no lighting.
Yeah, and your hair is alldown. You don't have if you had
a you were just sitting there strokingyour kiddy. I try to. I

(47:53):
try not to sit on camera strokingmy kiddy. The for that, you
know, that's only for my onlyfans. Yeah, there you go,
Joe. Joe apparently only supports that. Now You're good, I got you.
But you guys want to hear acreepy story. Sure, why all

(48:16):
right? You know what, I'mgonna save this lift finish talking about the
thing, because this is what getsbetter. I'm sorry, I'm kind of
all over the place. I'm likea little well like oh pretty, you
know, shiny ye. Okay.So after we get done with that,
we get back to the place,right back to the cost after lunch,
and like we're leaving and to theright of us is the huge wall cloud

(48:39):
coming in right and I'm looking atChappy. I'm like, this is all
your fault because I wanted to cutmy grass, and she's like, what
the fuck? You know, it'sjust like and it didn't make you go
to lunch and you know it's allthose shit. And so we're driving back
and dude, it's something out oflike the fucking Mummy. Do you see
the cloud coming behind us? Aswe're like driving back to Illinois and she

(49:00):
I was like, I still gottime. I can get this done.
And she's like, no, youdon't, and all this other stuff.
So we get back in and thenher and Kira take off to go buy
something, okay, And I startedtrimming right and I was like, I
can do this. I can dothis now. My next door neighbor he
comes out and he's on his phoneright, and he's like our weather guy

(49:21):
because whenever the weather gets bad,he's always out there kind of like looking
and looking up the air and allsort of stuff. So I'm like,
how much time do I have?He he just like shook his head.
No one walked inside, and I'mlike trimming the house real quick, and
I get him on the corner andI get to the well actually to the
backyard and her Kira's brother comes inall fucking hardcore into the house with his

(49:45):
truck and I was just like,whoa, what's what the hell dude,
And he was laughing about it becausehe was like, you know, it's
gonna piss on you really soon.I'm like, no, I got to
play. I think it might rain, but I think I could do this.
And that was kind of where didI put this at? So I
see a lightning bolt come out ofnowhere right, it's going nowhere and like

(50:07):
in the backyard, like it's streakeddown like behind something, and it was
like go boom. And I waslike, yeah, I think that's God's
way of telling me, you know, it's time to go inside makes me
think of was it a was ita caddy shack? Or the old man
was out there golfing in the rainstorm? Yeah, is his best game.
He was gonna help you mow thegrass. Oh yeah he did. He

(50:29):
he did come out and goes,hey, do you need any help or
anything? And that's when I wasjust like, I think, I don't
think. I think I'm gonna youknow, I think it's gonna rain on
me. And he goes, yeah, it's getting ready to piss on you.
And that's how that one. Dude, Where the hell is the damn
hoodiekai? Are you talking about hisvideo? Yeah? Did I lose it?
You didn't download it? No?There it is? There it is?

(50:52):
Did I download it? I don'tthink we'll continue on that chat.
It's on his chat. Oh yeah, yeah, go down to his chat.
I can see his name on thescreene. Yeah, there is.
Huh. I don't know if thatworks. Click click that, click it.

(51:17):
Yeah, look real good. Ohthere it is. Okay, yeah,
we'll do that. So here,no shirt on because the storm says
it again. We're just having agood time in the Middlewest. Yep.
I can't see a look in frontof me. Seems like I turn around

(51:40):
here, Let's see what kind ofdestruction this saying is calls on my community?
Yeah, ship get it? Whoit? Furst your last damn got

(52:00):
ship blowing everywhere. Let's see whatkind of the yard sailed out today?
Ship struct behind us, bitch tids? Look over here byby the yard sale
gone wrong, William. They didn'tsee that happening. Is this the new

(52:25):
budget version of a Twister? Iguess yes, this is the only version
of Twister. Yeah. So weget back in and they left little Johnny
uh at the house of course,you know, you know, I gotta
take care of Johnny, you know, because he's hung green, thirsty,
you know. So he got icecream and uh got ice cream? Well

(52:52):
cut got a god, I willcome there right now. It was red
Bull ice cream. It's red Bull. So it's it's what was that what's
that one from Texas called again?Joe? What is that called the new
one that's out or whatever? Ohdang it? What's the ice cream?
Bell? Blue bell freaking blue bellside? Oh? Yeah, I was

(53:15):
giving a blue belt, didn't Igive? Like like some disease the people
in Texas or something that's why it'sup here. Yeah, up here like
two years later after all the lawsuits. Yeah, yum yummy. So uh
no, like the really like loudgold label on it. Yeah, and

(53:35):
there was not even a seal Andwe actually bought a bucket of it today
and I'm like, this doesn't evenhave a seal. And it melts fast,
like you got to rush home,dude. It's weird. It's real
ice cream or not. So that'strue. So we I get inside.

(53:57):
Everybody's still gone because that's when hewent out to go videotape that when the
storm hit. Because I get backinside from trimming, and that's when it
was like it started pouring down.Johnny is on the couch and I didn't
even see him. He hopped upat me, and so we're sitting on
the couch watching it through the frontdoor. Here you go, there's the
front door. At No, that'snot it. There he goes, there's

(54:23):
the front door. And so we'resitting exactly that way looking out the front
door, and to the left ofme, we hear this big boom and
the power goes out. Then itcomes back on and you guys can picture
this me and this dog. Welooked to the left at the same time
when we heard the pop. Thenwe look at each other, and then
we looked to the right for anotherpop somewhere down the road that way,

(54:45):
and then the power was like alloff. So everybody gets back and we
decide let's play Monopoly by candlelight.So it was not very October yes to
where it was like, hold on, what was it? There? She
is? It's the Monopoly there yougo. I wish you had a picture

(55:12):
of when I was looking up withit. Oh yeah, there was one
point that I did that and Iwas looking up she was casting voodoo spells
on you. I told we thoughtabout getting out the stage, but now
I will say this, and Imean this, hand to God, this
really fucking happened. So we're allsitting there. Let me set the right.

(55:35):
We're all sitting there right there,right, and it's getting stuffy,
and we're having all the windows openup as you see over there, we
like broke the window shades getting themopen, and we're just like chilling and
and and all of a sudden,Chappy's just like, hey, let me
let me text my mom. Ithink she works. And then all of
a sudden, the power goes onand we're like, mom, I go

(55:57):
my mom works for the power company. I'm gonna text her and tell her
to uh turn the tell them toturn the power back on. And I
start typing. As soon as Istart typing, the power turns back on.
Called mom. I was like thanks, yeah, we're on the background.
Thank you, and you's hear thething. You're welcome. But so

(56:19):
we didn't we didn't stop there.We played the game. Now. If
you notice, look at all thisship on here, right, you got
hotels, houses, you know howlike when we play Monopoly. Yeah,
yeah, you want to sit downbecause we're talking about this right now.
Wiley has all your stuff and yougotta take it off of him. But

(56:44):
so we started playing, and youknow how, like in Monopoly, you
get bored really quick, right,so you kind of play and just for
a little bit and then you justgo away, right. Huh. Studio
mic is muted. Studio mic ismuted. What do you mean she's not
on her microphones off? No talk? Uh oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah

(57:07):
that's right. So well it's yourshoo says it's miss Yeah. The studio's
Mike. That's the other screen wehave. We have two. We're moving.
Wow, you're super fancy. That'sthe studio video. This is the
regular Okay, so so we're playing, but look, dude, we were
played for like the we played allthe way to the end. No one

(57:29):
does that. I've never seen thatin my whole entire life. Because you
get bored, or you have somebodylike Jamie who kicks it off. I
heard about you doing that, likeyou get mad, knock the fucking board
over and ship. She was gonnawalk off at one point, and then
she almost won it almost mm hmmm. We were like, you're not walking
off. You're saying was like,fuck, do some out of here.

(57:52):
Nearly wipe me out? I meanI almost had literally almost a dollar to
left. Now. You guys seenthat whole stretch of hotels and red right
now, Yeah, that was theslums and he got it all taken away
on one movie. Yeah, becauseyour brother, thanks to me, Chappy
does his wheeling and dealing, right, Not Chappy. Kira does his wheeling

(58:14):
and dealing. Sorry, and she'slike mixing with her brother, like here,
I'll give you boardwalk in park placeand all other ship and whatever,
and next thing you know, Iland on those two and they have you
see boardwalk down there in the corner, bottom corner, three fucking houses,
fifteen hundred bones every time I andI landed on their three damn times.

(58:36):
Man, it's called life, Life, Life. That's that's next Weekend's game,
the Game of life, nicely andthe winner is right there. Eric's
brother, Kira's brother wife won becauseshe I was I had the most money

(58:57):
until I kept landing on fucking boardwalkand then yeah, but I would say.
I looked over and he had astack of like five hundred dollars bills
and I'm like, what the hell, it's all my money. And they
were all fighting me because earlier onI got my properties all set up and
I was trying to get that restof that set done and like, no,
no, dude, he's gonna ownthe whole entire side of the board.

(59:19):
I'm like, but I'll give youwater works. Oh it's so dorky
have a board game. Was like, so like the shit, you know,
so fun. It's a lot offun, all right, So let's
do another TikTok little video for us, because we're showcasing a lot of tiktoks

(59:39):
and going away and uh here yougo. Here's a chappies. How to
act when you see an attractive person. Quickly look away, now slowly look
back, slight, smile, lookdown, slowly look up at them.
Start to wave high, but thenchange your mind. Now laughed yourself,

(01:00:00):
Now dead serious? Now blow themkiss, blow them another kiss. Now
blow them a French kiss. Clareyour nostrils, now flick your tongue like
a lizard. Away. Now startto look them up and down. Yes,
up and down. Now squint youreyes and mouth the words call me.

(01:00:27):
How to act when you see it? Okay, yeah, moon clapping,
And that's how traffick states. Thatis why I have no dates.
Right there, This is why I'msingle. People. This is a dark
Not to sound weird, but lookat this. No one has light on

(01:00:50):
everywhere, like the studio lights darkened. Everyone else's lights are all darkened.
Like this is the only light comingin right now. Yeah, we need
need some eeries. I don't knowwhat's going on. I will have a
light next week, but I don'tfeel like you in charging it. So
it's it's the end of the world. We're all gonna die. Well,

(01:01:12):
here we go story. Like Isaid earlier, The National Sleep Foundation says
it is normal to wake up inthe middle of the deep sleep, like
your deep sleep, to see ademon in your room. I will ship
myself that day Tuesday, all right, so she will ship himself and that

(01:01:37):
tense Tuesday. Yeah, they goon to go that scientists say the sleep
paralysis and hallucinations are now considered normalif the devil himself is experiencing like so
they're pretty much saying that if youwake up up to seeing a demon and

(01:02:01):
your paralysis and hallocinations, that itis considered normal. Now. I mean,
I've had sleep pro twice in mylife. The first time I had
it freak the ship out of me. It's like, you're literally just awakened.
You can't move. Normalizing alien abductions, that's what. Yeah, But

(01:02:22):
I didn't see any demons though,so I was kind disappointed. What was
that one TV show? It was? It was where the demon was pissing
in the room when she woke up. Huh is that evil? I think
it was in a corner. Yeah, you gotta go, you gotta go.

(01:02:43):
You know that's true. Whose airtag is fat? Whose air take
is were? It's not a Ohthat's rough looking balls Johnny Cashman a new
album. Mm hm, really howhe's dead? Yeah, I know,

(01:03:05):
yeah, Uh, it's rave therecordings from nineteen ninety three, especially the
the head song called well all Right, and the song is about following a
love from a laundry mat. Now, did you know that this is actually
about a real Yeah, Johnny cashwill be on tour the summer folks,

(01:03:30):
you know the Holograms. He wrotethis song well all Right, and it's
a song about finding love at alaundry man. And that's actually based off
a real country singer. Did youknow that Dolly Parton. That's how she
found her latest man nice six yearsYeah, this was like back in the

(01:03:52):
day when they first got together orwhatever. She found him in a laundry
mat and uh, and then therewas like Joeline Jolie. He's one of
the few country artists that I reallylike. Mm hmm. Willie Nelson just
had a birthday. I forgot aboutthat. Yeah, yeah, you know

(01:04:15):
he's still Oh my god, dude, at his age, he's ninety one
years old, he still does overtwo hundred shows a year. Damn.
That's the power power the Devil's lettuce, that's the devil. Well I don't

(01:04:36):
know, it's a fountain of youship. Yeah. They keep telling you
drugs you're bad. But then like, you know, you look at Willie
Nelson and you look at like,you know, what's a Keith You know,
it's like Jesus, It's like,yeah, okay, I'm not finding
it. I called bullshit. Giveme some of that that acid right now.
I don't know who the comedian waswhen he's talked about Keith Richards.

(01:04:58):
Yeah, I think it was DennisLarry. It was like, when he
dies, we're just gonna burn himand smoke him. Yeah, I was
country get high. Yeah, WillieNelson thing right. I noticed that there
was nothing saying the Eagles concert tickets. The average price of an Eagles concert.
You remember the Eagles, You know, I had one hundred dollars and

(01:05:18):
that's even with the new guy whoreplaced Glenn Fry. I've been I've been
to an Eagles concert. Are theyworked five done? One hundred dollars a
ticket? There were now twenty fivehundred dollars. I don't know about the
Eagles. What the back in thenineties, Yeah, I don't think five

(01:05:40):
hundred dollars for it? Well,I mean it's it's didn't they have like
a going away tour like nine timesnow? Yeah, at least who freezes
over tour? And who's the otherone that does that? Does? The
rolling Stones are just no rolling stones? Never did that? Yeah, kiss
yes, kisses that. Like somany farewell sports, farewell tours. The

(01:06:03):
only person I still want to seelive and you see Billy Joel live,
but his tickets are insane. Youknow, his finger, his ring finger
doesn't move. He smacks it onthe fucking the thing. But then I
looked this up, so I said, okay, fine, let me look
up last year twenty three. Whatwas the most expensive concert tickets last year?

(01:06:28):
Top ten? You ready, topten lists? Number ten Garth Brooks
at one hundred and forty four dollars. This is like average price tickets right
right, one hundred and forty fourdollars per ticket. Okay, I've seen
ye what Darth Brooks is one ofthem, is probably the top entertainer.

(01:06:49):
Yeah, his concerts are pretty good. I mean, oh I saw I
saw have back of the ninety two. He was pretty good, yep,
and round one hundred dollars. Yeah, I mean Paul McCartney's was like one
hundred and twenty five. That's he'sI feel like I've seen some good concerts.
Yeah. Yeah, sugar for SUGAwhatever it is, s u g

(01:07:14):
A is that sugar sugar? Yeah? Three for the average ticket? Oh
A, wait for the DVD Morgan. Now that we let the liquor talk.

(01:07:34):
Yeah, it was like I needsomething new prove here's the one thing.
The big thing is like, especiallyon the summertime averybody Yeah he is.
But everybody's doing concerts now because theymake more money off of than doing
it on the line or having asong created because they that's what they dude,

(01:07:56):
Morgan Walland I mean these guys theydo so many shows now, well
it's not a jail getting a dui. Yeah, three d and twenty nine
dollars to go see Morgan Wallen.That I that sounds a right And there
you go. Harry Styles, Oh, he's probably expensive. Now he's the

(01:08:17):
guy who's doing the whole like theholy place, right is that him?
No idea? Who's the guy whotalks about you know, don't tell what
your dad Diddy's unholy or something?The second Oh, oh I know,
mommy, you talk about body shop. I can tell you that is.
Yeah, yeah, who is thatguy? Hold on a second, I

(01:08:40):
have my let me get to myTikTok playoffs. Let's that song go again?
I forgot it. Mommy don't knowDaddy's getting hot at the Mommy don't
know daddy's getting hot there it is. Yeah, I was kind of pissed
off when that came out. Andthen I'll tell you why in this world
where the nineties were big about that, early two thousands were big about that,

(01:09:00):
right now we're into like transgender ofit's called Sam Smith and Kim Damn
Smith. That's it. And nowadayswith all the transgender and it's kind of
like moved to a different area thatwhen you hear about that where he's like,
Mommy doesn't know dad he's doing,you're kind of going, it's a

(01:09:25):
good it's great song. I loveit, but do you get what I'm
saying. It's kind of like thatwas like ten years ago. Guys,
Yeah, that's my Thursday. Yeah, all right, now you know what's
going on on your Tuesday and Thursday? Where did a cure go? She
was like here and now she's gone, Oh she's playing a fall lots like

(01:09:48):
I need a drink yeah, butthen she just goes back to like fallout
or whatever she's doing over there.Uh, we need to set up like
fallout in here, like in oneof the screens or something. I don't
know, but that's what she didbecause she's like really, because we're trying
to play catch up with the TVshow and everything. And yeah, okay,
So Harry Styles is three hundred andfifty seven dollars and fifty cents.

(01:10:10):
You can't forget about that fifty centI got, I got. I didn't
know Bruno Mars was still around.Is he going to be in concert anytime
soon? Fifty I don't know aboutfifty cent, but I know Bruno Mars.
I just heard three hundred and ninetyone dollars per you know average ticket.

(01:10:31):
Mm hm, honest, I didn'tthink he was a big thing anymore.
Uh, sure, didn't think hewas a big thing anymore. I
guess the super Bowl really put himback up there, you know, four
hundred and six dollars per you knowfor average, that's a rough one.
Drake. I hate Drake. Doesthat Does that take to come with a
happy ending? I hope so.Dollars. I'm not a fan of Drake

(01:11:00):
Drake starllar from the bottom. Nowhe just repeats himself. It was a
hotline bling but four hundred and seventythree dollars. Now we're getting back into
I guess people we might like tolisten to YouTube. Does anybody listen to
YouTube anymore? You know? Yeah? Bob Donalds like what ninety? I
think so? But he plays atthe dome. He plays at the Now

(01:11:24):
they don't. Yeah, yeah,it is five hundred and two dollars is
average. Guess how much Taylor Swiftis? Oh tell me how much tailor
is? How much is a ticket? Nine hundred and fifty eight? Holy
balls? Yeah that's more than that'smore than my student loan payment. Mm

(01:11:51):
hmmm, that's intense. Here wego. I got ship is too not
to venture this, you know howlike all the kiddos are all the climate
change and stuff about carbon all thatother stuff. And here check this out.
This is Taylor Swift. How oftenshe's used her jet? Look at

(01:12:13):
this that's Taylor jets. Taylor Swiftjet flying around to your concert doors?
Are there two jets? Looks likeit? Yeah? First the personality.
Did she keep going back to Illinois? Because it looks like she keeps stopping

(01:12:36):
in Illinois. Yeah, stopping Icook her dinner. That's the city she's
stopping at. She's going to seeTravis. Oh yeah, maybe maybe there

(01:12:57):
airplanes for a cat. Jesus,did she fly her cat around? It's
like watching King ping pong? Iknow, right, I mean did South
America? Damn? Oh twice?Gotta go over and hit Europe? Yeah?

(01:13:17):
Wait, wait for the Japan rideyet? Like the environment? Probably
not. I mean, if Ihad to say how much time was that
though? Was that the last tenyears or was that the last six?
That has to be Probably that wouldbe a big difference. Yeah, yeah,
that has to be the last year. It has to be for a
concerts season. Yeah, yeah,her is all over. She's nine hundred

(01:13:43):
and fifty eight dollars for a ticketand then flies away on a plane.
And the number one most expensive isAdele. Wow, well over one thousand
dollars is the average ticket for Adele. You go have to pay off that
waylaw surgery. I guess all right, everybody, I want to thank you

(01:14:04):
very much for coming on the show. Oh I'm sorry you guys talking about
Adele. My bad. Well,I'm guys get mad about the surgery thing.
I wanted to cut it out realquick. How about how about the
ladies, you know, being thetop two on the on the you know
the ticket sales. Yeah, yeah, that is true girl power baby,

(01:14:25):
Yeah, I want a piece ofthat. Actually want some of that money.
Well, did they get the truckdrivers like one hundred thousand dollars?
Oh yeah, she gave Taylor Swift, she gave her her like whole crew.
H bonus. Supposely Taylor Sweat isactually like really good to work for.

(01:14:48):
That's cool. But it's like you, you gotta think about these all
the people on the Top ten list. They don't need the fucking money.
Yeah they don't. Yeah that's true, but I mean it's but the thing
is, you know, something songis to do it, you know,
like like tare or something like acouple of hours out there that they're still
on tour because they're basically supporting peoplearound them so they can make money like

(01:15:13):
the cruise, the bands or whatever. They're the ones that need the money,
you know, whereas in the headlinerthey don't really need the money.
No labels definitly don't need the money. I can't find it right when I
need the video I want to showthem. Okay, everybody, no video

(01:15:34):
for you. Yeah, I'm gettingready to go, guys. Thank you
so very much, guys, prettymuch

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