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Yeah, you fl the Indoor FootballLeague. Yeah, so North Coast because
I said North Schow, you don'tcome on, and he sent me a
picture with him and his whole family, just like at the Battlehogs game.
That's awesome, of course. SoI guess that's a no. Yeah,
they're currently losing fourteen to seven.I think what I don't like that?
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You gotta fix that. What aSaint Louis team is losing? No?
Yeah, I know it's this guy. All right, fine, Arnolds won
today. So that's that's the thing. Really nice? Wow is that she
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looks so mad at you. Ohso here's what happened. Okay, so
Jamie, I mean, Kira here, come up to the mic here or
yell at us for something. Whoa, whoa, turn it back down,
please turn it back yet it?Oh? Uh that was right. So
we got into an argument, abig one. Okay, okay, right,
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are are you currently winning or no? Oh? Yeah? I won?
Yeah? And she got me that. Yeah, she got me that
to what did you say that?Maybe? Yeah, to get herself out
of the doghouse. So I didn'texpect it. She just she just came
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into me and she goes, Igot you this to uh say I'm sorry,
and I'm like, whoa dude?The things it's heavy, man,
And it's the scene from him runningout from the ball, you know,
rolling down. You could be sorryat me anytime you want to be okay,
Josh, anytime you want to sofunk. I wish that thing extended
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more. But either way, youguys can hear almost anyway soon. But
the look what I'm saying is there'sa label. Where is that? Yeah,
that's the front of the microphone.Okay, you know right? Yeah?
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What what was that? What wastthing? I just told everybody that
we repeated sorry, I we hadan argument. I won, and she
got me that for like like aget out of the doghouse type of thing.
That's cool. Yeah, I wasgonna make this whole scene where it
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shows her like reading a statement thatwas written by her and make it like
a big do But yeah, wedidn't have enough time. But look who's
with me right on the other sideof me, right there, and jellous
you come up to the come up, schoo closer, Come on now,
come on, come on, comeon, bringing in family staff, Yeah,
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bring it in. So what Benhe can come on there? He
is so he's hanging out with usfor a little bit, and I got
him a present two whiles here.Oh yeah, I forgot you got me
a president m Wow, that's beena good president card. Business card from
two thousand and six. It's nice. It's a name tag. Yeah,
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that's a big name tag. Icouldn't get rid of mine, you know
what I mean. So for therest of the show, you have to
wear that, and we're probably wegot to take a picture of it too
in the dark. Maybe. Imean it did come from Maryland Hines,
so so it might be ready.All right. So I wanted to say
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this real quick. We gotta getthis off our chest. Here. Joe
told me this today and I waslike, oh my god. So check
it out. There is Michael J'sFox's Birthdays today. Yeah, I'm white
sleeping up like this, sixty threeyears old today. Well he's shaking just
you know, his picture shaking justlike he is. Marty wicks Fly can't
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keep it up, the poor guy. But yeah, uh, listen,
it's a mice here. This isgreat for their stuff. All right,
let's get into it. So here'sthe first one. I think this is
the one Joe sent maybe I don'tknow, we'll see God bad. Oh
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that was not the one Joe sentall right, that fifty years ago to
this day the one either Come on, Now, this is experiencing the weird
no, but let's do Thisifornia isexperiencing the weirdest problem. They now have
so many people driving evs that guesswhat's happening. They don't know where to
get the gas tax money anymore.Now they're gonna start taxing EV drivers.
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What with more than thirty million registeredpassenger vehicles in California, the state says
it sells out more than eight billiondollars a year to maintain the roads those
cars drive on. But because somany Californians now own electric vehicles, the
gas tax money is starting to dryup, which is why Caltrans wants to
instead charge drivers per mile and isnow enrolling people in a six month pilot
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program to test out the concepts pilotprogram six months, well you guys think
of that. Oh yeah, yeah, it's happened whatever. Yeah, but
you knew it was going to happenbecause they're they didn't they make a law
in California that where they at onepoint, no one can have any kind
of gasoline power a certain year orsomething. Yeah, yeah, it's twenty
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something or something like that. Yeah, I don't. I'm I'm still on
the fence about electric cars because Imean, when it comes to like bad
climate or do we even have enough, Like well, eventually we're gonna have
enough stations, But I mean,is the infrastructure going to cover all that
for like millions of people with anelectric vehicle? No, it's not.
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On top of that, the onething that you have to consider that could
be beneficial is if they make itso that the the individual car batteries cannot
only accept power from the grid,but also provide power to the grid,
kind of like how people with solarsetups can sell their energy back to the
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power grid during times of needing.If everybody had an electric vehicle, everybody
had their electric vehicle plugged into thegrid. If your car is full and
there's a dip and power in yourarea, all those cars would be a
backup source of power. So wouldactually reinforced our power grid if it was
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done correctly. Of course, it'sgetting it done a yeah, people in
Alaska where it would ruin in coldweather because if you're not continuing well,
if we all did things because thelast we couldn't do it, couldn't do.
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So having a second of all wartimeE m P, you're screwed.
Yeah, that wouldn't make screwed.You're getting vehicles with an E m P
too, because right, yeah,it wouldn't matter if it's gas or Yeah,
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they're both dead. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Well,
electric mystery. So, electric vehiclesdon't provide power to the grid. Electric
vehicles take power from the grid anduse to create that energy. You can
have as much solar, you haveas much turbine power as you want,
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but they only provide like ten percentof the power for the nation. It's
all run on fossil fuels, coaland oil. Well, if you would
have start, if we would havestarted back in the eighties, we were
opposed to with so ourselves be leadingthe world and so cells, but no
regan decided like solar cells were ugly. So I thought solar cells were Wait,
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wait, solar panels are they differentfrom solar cells? Cells are in
the panel? Well, we hadsolar panels when we were kids. I
remember even people in our block,remember down the bottom, the whoever their
names were, they had solar panels. Yeah, the zip of the four
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of them. Remember on solar paneltechnology because you put them onto the cars.
Man done what. Toyota has hadsolar panels embedded in the roof and
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when it it was really hot out, the sun would shine on the solar
panels and the solar panels would powerthe HVAC system to keep inside of the
car cooler, so you would neverget in your car and it would be
stiflingly hot in that that's cool.It turned out nobody ever turned it on,
so they stopped adding it because theroof of the car wasn't big enough
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to actually provide enough solar cells toactually charge your car. Oh wow,
it was just enough to run theclimate system. They actually had a solar
car that actually drove across the countryin the eighties. Well then they had
that competition, like every year theyhave solar cars and they try to make
them lighter and lighter and see howfar they can go. Did you guys,
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did you guys watch that documentary onYouTube? It's called Electric Car's Gone.
No. I looked at your shirtsays that your things will have nothing
to wear and you're wearing a goonyshirt. Yeah, goodies. Never say
die. But no, no,what did you say, Joe about all
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your things? Sorry? In thenineties, actually had this. It was
a piloted program that basically had solarcars electric cars, sorry in the nineties,
and people loved him so much theywanted to purchase him. It was
the only lease only. It's adocumentary on YouTube. You guys can watch
this for free. But it basicallycalled Who Killed the Electric Car? And
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it was almost like, I likea prototype thing, but they refused to
sell anybody in cars. Well,the oil industry bought up all the patents
for the for the electric for electriccars and then damn well that was just
the same guy. Uh, therewas another guy who invented the car that
ran off of hydrogen, and youknow he suddenly became suicidal. Yeah,
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such a sassy voice or nassy,but no, there was. Yeah,
there was a guy who he madea car that that basically ran off of
hydrogen. It it uh, youfilled it, you filled your tank with
water and then it created hydrogen andthen the car ran off of hydrogen.
Was basically that's cool. Yeah,Well he suddenly became suicidal and died.
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Yeah, anybody, you're so rightabout that? Anybody who comes up with
alternative energy always had of a suicideproblem. Yeah, yeah, suddenly have
mental health problems and then Alden theydie. Oh yeah, you need some
UFO technology for these cars. Now, that's what I was saying about Fauci.
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I hope Fauci doesn't get on aBoeing jet anytime soon. Yeah,
like the guys come on, okay, yeah, he'd be like I have
been vaccinated and boosted. That's whyI survived. Yeah, speaking speaking of
airplanes, And did you see inthe news that they built a museum for
the Hudson landing. Oh yeah,whatever for the uh yeah, put the
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airplane in the museum. What theygot? I forgot what I got the
fuselage, Yeah, fuselage, Andlike it's a big old museum or whatever
of like, you know, justa you know, primating the the the
need to you know, land theairplane on the Hudson River. Look at
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what's fucked up? We're gonna landairplane on the air on the Hudson River.
Many times of airplanes landed on theHudson River. It wasn't Will Smith
in a fucking movie about that too. He was. He was He was
in a movie about a drunk airplane. Denzel, Oh yeah, Denzel.
Yeah, yeah, that movie wasreally good too. Didn't they land that?
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Didn't they land that plane in theHudson No, he landed it,
but he was drunk, and thenhe didn't. He landed upside down or
sometimes yeah, sometimes that was innineteen, like two thousand nine, right,
yeah, yeah. January fifteen,two thousand and nine, was a
day the live in US. Everybodythe aircraft did on the Hudson River.
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Of course this was a crash landbut thanks to the pilot's skills, it
saved everybody and all the five crewmembers. Well there you go, see
good old Scully normOn. Why hebeing such a butead? There go the
one Garman's being satsy. Holy crap. The guy was white, Benzel's not
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white. No, but the realguy who did it was white. Yeah.
Yeah, most most airline pilots arewhite. Wow sor right, that
is kind of did you read anything? Did you see anything about? What
was it? Fauci is now goingback on like everything that he was saying
earlier. What Yeah, I didn'tknow that. I know he was under
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Congress for a little while. Right, Well, he's yeah, he's basically
going out saying that, like,you know, everything that he told everybody
he was a lie, Like yeah, look it up, Yeah, just
on a like News Nation or aFox uh news or something went it's everywhere.
I mean, he's you know,they're they're now discovered. They're discovering
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that Fauci was basically a liar,that he that he was being bought by
pharmaceutical companies to push their agenda,and he's admitting it. The only thing
I will say this is when becauseI was at home during the big thing,
I was fortunate enough to have thefurlough and everything, like like all
of us did, right, Andso I remember watching him live on whatever,
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all the channels going, it's notgoing to prevent, it's not going
to do anything. It's literally tohelp the symptoms. And like he said
it right in the very beginning,this this this is literally just to help
your symptoms. It's not a cureall. And then all of a sudden
it turned into a cure. All. Yeah, So I don't know what
he can do, but on onlight of the whole you know, what's
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his name, Skully and all hisstuff checked us out. So all of
is a weird infidelity because it wasn'the like a big like like in the
movie Denzel Washington. Yeah, speakabout that. A peppy the hospital.
Yeah, a puppy arrived at aclinic because it was feeling sick. Now,
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I tried looking up everywhere to seewhere this actually happened, but I
couldn't find it. But a puppy. They did an extray on this puppy.
It puppy ate a thong. Well, how did they know the puppy
was sick? Did it tell them? Yeah? Yeah, it was like
feeling it was like laying down,it was like whatever it was. They
took it in. It wasn't actingnormal. So a puppy. They did
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an X ray and found an obstruction, so they had to do surgery on
the puppy. And it turns outit was a thong. So the owners
showed up and they explained them,Okay, this is what we found.
Please make sure you guys, like, you know, pick up your stuff,
you know, in your bedrooms.And the wife is like, I
I never wear thongs. I hadwhere did that come from? Turns out
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the husband and cheating on her.Many you got some splainning to do right
time. The circle back to factcheck the fauctony thing. The only thing
that I found on actual real newsis the fact that they found that he
said that he made up the rulesof the six foot rule. He said
he made that up. Yeah Ido. I do you remember him saying
that in the Congress thing, becausehe just kind of goes, I remember
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something about six feet. So Ijust said, hey, it's six feet
away. But you know it's truebecause when you sneeze, it only goes
out so far, and you know, so yeah, everything else that's that
I've seen so far have been onquestionable websites, yeah, Fox, but
no, so that this guy wascheating. So he had to admit that
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he was cheating because I wouldn't havedone that. I would have been like,
dude, you know how the doggets out in the yard all the
time. I would have been tryingto hide that on the walk. Yeah,
I found him in somebody's mini vandown the road. I don't remember,
but yeah, there it is onthat one. All right, here's
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another one instead of eight a girland that was the only thing left.
The dog ate a girl. I'msorry, Well that's why, Yeah,
peanut butt her. And then wellI killed a hooker last week and he
probably just dug her up. AndI didn't sleep with the hooker, but
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I killed her. Now, Ididn't have sex with her, honey,
I just killed her. Here hegoes. Here's another one. This is
the one for all you sports fansout fifty years ago to this day was
the absolute best, very worst,and definitely craziest day in baseball history.
Ten cent beer Night in Cleveland.Here's some statistics for you from that game
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alone. Sixty thousand beers drank,nineteen streakers, seven arrests, seven emergency
room visits, and all of thebases were stolen and never returned. Let
me share with you the story thatmy grandpa told my dad, who then
told me. It was June fourth, nineteen seventy four, and the Cleveland
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Indians, oh wait, I canchange. The Cleveland Indians came up with
the promotion of ten cent beer Nightin order to increase attendance because they only
had like a couple thousand people comingper game. Twenty five thousand people showed
up that night and they didn't hireany extra security, so they had fifty
workers to control twenty five thousand peopleon ten cent beer Night. Now,
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It must be noted that the teamthey were playing was the Texas Rangers,
who the Indians had a brawl againstthe week before, so tensions were already
high, both with the players anddefinitely with the home crowd. Remember,
beers were ten cents each and theonly rule was you could only get six
of them at a time. Therewas no limit on how many you were
allowed to get for the entire game. The concession stands literally could not handle
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the lines, so they had thebeer trucks pulled right up to the outfield
fence and the fans bottom straight fromthe beer trucks, served by two teenage
girls. Obviously, those poor girlscould not handle twenty five thousand Cleveland factory
workers, so they ditched the concessionstand and ten cent beer Night basically turned
into free beer night. By thesecond inning, a woman had already ran
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onto the field and uh flashed yourself. By the fourth inning, a fully
nude man had ran onto the field, slid into second base, jumped over
the outfield wall, and ran outunscathed. In the fifth inning, two
fans jumped over the outfield wall,mooned the Texas Rangers outfield, and then
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ran around the field as security triedto catch them. The Texas Rangers manager
then called time and went out totalk to his pitcher at the mound,
and the Indians fans were so upsetfor the delay of game that they started
launching beers onto the field. Whocares they were ten cents anyways, But
on his walk back in, theRangers manager blew kisses to the Cleveland fans,
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so they shot fireworks into the Rangers'bullpen. The umpires had evacuate the
bullpen and had the announcer say pleasestop throwing things onto the field, which
only made the twenty five thousand drunkfans throw more things onto the field.
So many Streakers ran onto the fieldthat security literally just stopped trying to catch
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them. Fans even stole first base, second base, and third base.
They never got returned. They keptplaying the game, and in the ninth
inning the Indian stormback to tie itup five to five. A Cleveland fan
was so excited that he ran ontothe field and tried to steal a Rangers
outfielders hat. The Rangers then tookall their bats out of the dugout and
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ran to chase down the fan inthe outfield. The Indians then took all
the bats out of their dugout togo run and fight the Rangers. So
we had the Rangers fighting the fans, and we had the Indians fighting the
Rangers all on the field. TheSWAT team literally had to come in to
end the fight. And then theumpires called the game and awarded a forfeit
to the Rangers. Ridiculous. Andafter sixty thousand beers drank and that debacle,
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no MLB team has ever brought backten cent beer night again. And
it's an outrange. I think Iwould actually go to a baseball game if
I could be guaranteed a ten setbeer night. I have a question though,
because I would actually shout up tothat, like he had this camera,
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nice background and everything, and thenhe's got this macrophone. It's like
Joe instead of earphone microphones at all. Now I'm not making fun of Joe
Jo. He was nine years oldtoo. What the hell? That's what
he said. He said his dadtold him his boy, his grandpa,
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look, grandpa, grandpa. Alright, let's play some conversation. Had to
hit record. Okay, since you'rehere, you get to help me make
the commercial breaks. What songs shouldwe have for the commercial break. I
wish you would have gave me asecond to think about that. So since
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yarns here, we need to haveyou help out with the commercials. What
kind of songs we do if wecan do it very gay? Oh,
something like this Mortimer John Aubrey probablydon't want to shake his hands sorty over
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in the corner and sty kind ofcounted things. Of course, you remember
Cotton with Lillian Cordi Wood, BeverlyHell's accent. What well, William's been
a movie star? No, Wallbreawas just an army training film. Will
come now you with a star?You played the leading role. It was
about b D God was the bacteriahad a big scene with penicillin. Yes,
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but death scene. You wanted toknow what happened? Yeah? What
was that? Fifty years ago tothis day? Was the absolute fourth nineteen
seventy four, June fourth nine,Okay, in nineteen seventy four, so
let's go to the next one then. Yeah, I figured with Michael J.
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Fox's birthday, we might have everythingwith a commercial break with us.
Yeah. I like that gold cornbread bread bread, that was amazing.
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I want some corn bread now.There was absolutely no, there was no
absolutely no auto tuning or extending devicesused in that none. So he is
getting big hits on social media rightnow because remember the cool old corn song.
It's cord a big paddle, juiceor whatever. I don't know,
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but yeah, so this is thenew one. It's corn bread. I
like it. I like. Okay, here's my question. How many ways
can you make corn bread? Idon't know one, probably a lot.
Apparently he's gonna tell us yes,and I was not paying attention to that
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part. So yeah, sorry,jeeves, jeeves, very Asians. There
I can think of about ten.There are twenty two sweet and savory corn
bread recipes. Would you like toknow more? Surely tells me where?
Bring up clippy? Yeah? Idon't know what that means, but okay,
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here we go. Paper clip frommy Christmas Oh wow? Yeah,
all right, here we go.Do do do do do what I was
looking at? We all know rightnow? Are we not all on this?
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Hold on? This is not right? Stops great morse, cool bread.
I like my quim bread. Igot the songs like a man.
All right, so we're on theright one now, Yeah, there we
go. Okay, No, wedon't care about that dismiss Here we go.
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Oh boy, corn bread? Haveyou lived at Kamba? I know?
Right? Yeah? I love thosecommercials now about Kapla June. If
you lived there and you drank thewater, you're fuck You're dead. Corporate
rich and swavery. Okay. Numbertwo is the favorite Mexican corn bread.
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I can see that. It lookslike it and hab an arrow and probably
some other little honey on top.I take a bite as me, wouldn't
chili the chive cheese corn bread?That looks pretty good. I like that.
I'd look it. It's awful whenyou corn deep Friday. Isn't that
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a hush buffy? I don't know. Maybe what is this one skillet or
bread? I'd sniff it? Ohyou lock it? Come on, okay,
I'd look at what's what? Thedoes? What? Maniac cut that?
Never cut that skill path cut thebread? That's crazy. That's the
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test that you givemin. I don'twant to get nine out of it.
I want to Yeah, it's theblueskins, you know. Come on?
You know the bread for so longand forgot I cut corn bread. Abundant
rain, sunshine allows our children growsweet corn crops. We don't know how
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to cut this incestuous? Yeah,the buttery corn bread, and I eat
to ship out some buttery corn bread. Man. Hell yeah, butter on
the top. It's like the butter'son the side, just made with butter.
Melts in your mouth, like moltsin your mouth and in your hand.
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Best for holidays and potlucks. Honey, butter, honey, butter,
some corn muffins in my mouth,that's for sure. That's there. You
go. Uh the jalapeno butter milkcorn bread. I like klipens. Yeah.
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Who can I door dash for cornbread? Uh? Yeah, honey,
not Golden crowd. What is thatplace called Old Country buffet? No,
not cracker barrel, crackerberrel, That'swhat I was trying to think of
it. They have these the honeywould would they have corn bread there?
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Oh no, I want to putthat in my mouth. The pickles are
just the corn bread. Yes,I want it, says I wanted a
rift on hot dogs, so Imade a corn bread muffin corn dog muffin.
I had holpenos kid friendly recipe andwon my husband over. My husband
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forgot to sign for divorce when Imade that. I don't know about that.
Would you eat that. No,no, there you go? Why
not because it's goott hot dogs init? Why the moist sweet corn bread
as composed to the as composed ascompared to the shitty dry corn bread?
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Yes, yeah, I like mycorn bread freel corn bread. That'd be
spicy again. Okay, it lookslike it has onions in it? Oh
it does, doesn't it? Right? There? You like you like your
hot dogs a certain way? Yourhot dogs are conversation we were happening earlier
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today. That makes a lot moresense. Snow, corn bread, biscuits,
corn orange corn bread, Oh mybread made with citrus? Okay,
corn bread. That sounds like itwould be pretty good, although I think
grapefruit would taste better. Wait,grapefruit corn bread? What really? Did
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I just pre some with lemon peel? A button where I can turn your
microphone off? How dare you?This one looks the Southwestern corn bread with
chili honey lime butter. Do youknow what that looks like? That?
That looks like a like a Mexicangranola bar. It might even taste like
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one too. Chili lime butter,And what the fuck? Anyway? Look
at the corn, well, thegluten free corn muffin. You're gonna have
that? What is a gluten freecorn meal? There's no, there's no
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wheat. There's no wheat in it. Yeah, so probably corn bread has
flour in it. And well andthere's half eaten corn in it too,
So I mean, you know,corn is tough. It'll make it all
the way out. Many corn dogmuffins with spicy chenner feeling. How about
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this, Kira, Will that bea little better for you? No,
damn, she doesn't eat does notlike a processed hot dogs. And about
her corn bread? Now, whatis this? A sauce? Yep,
sausage Johnny cake? Okay, thatcorn bread, this would be it.
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Yeah, I would eat that sausageJimmy Dean and a corn bread. That
would be it. Yeah, thatsausage like breakfast sausage. Tell you would
you like some sausage? I wouldeat that if you may like. I
was to make a breakfast cast role. Apparently there's no eighteen. There isn't
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at all. It's gone click eighteendoes not support inclusivity intolerance, so it's
gone. Oh polish down, Campbellpop up? Yeah, what the hell?
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Pepper corn bread? That just lookslike hot ship like we saw earlier.
It's what it's peppers. It's jalapenopeppers. And oh now it's a
meat and pepper. It looked almostlike it was chocolate, didn't it.
You know, it's really good.This reminds me of a dish. It
looks like the one. It's likeSloppy Joe's on the bottom, and you
put corn bread on the top.Why don't they have that? That's amazing.
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Had to make a chocolate corn bread. I know that's too Kira,
Josh said, Sloppy Joe's. Andthen you put the corn bread on top.
Wow, the attitude I like cornbread, period out of my face.
With corn bread, Oh, thatprobably would be really good. A
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little yeah, the vanilla, Iwould say, the unflavable. No,
oh that came from your place?Near corn bread? I try it.
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I'd shove it in my mouth.A moist red pepper. Is everything going
to be like a fucking sexual withAngel? There's very little that wouldn't go
in his mouth. Oh I havea big mouth. I can fit a
lot in there. Yes, weknow. I'm like a chipmunk. It's
kind of you know. I don'tcarry per so I put everything in my
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mouth. There you go. Allright, there's your hoodie, guys.
A new tool described as flying handcuffswill soon be used by San Francisco police.
Put your hands behind your back.You're gonna get wrapped. You sall
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right there. ABC seventies first demonstratedthe Bola rap last fall. It shoots
out a seven and a half footcord that wraps around a person with two
anchors that replicates fishing hooks. It'sa non lethal alternative to tasers, guns
or batons. The Chronicle reports thatspecially trained San Francisco police officers will be
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equipped with the last so like restrainttool in the coming months. The makers
of the Bolo rap say it's usedby more than one thousand law enforcement agencies
nationwide. Did you see the fishlooks of it? Have you seen the
fish hooks? Onsers? Yeah?But like because you're like you you know,
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you're getting the barbs in you.But it's like it's sort of like
cough, it's like snagging people.That look like a good way to put
out a bystanders eye. Yeah.I like how I said that, you
know, a non lethal option otherthan you know, you know, you
know guns and you know tasers,like other than ripping a major artery and
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watching them bleed out on the ground. Right, you know, little stuff.
He's like city keeps tasting stay still, stop tasting me? Bro oh
man? Uh update and orco killersaid that he goes, I swear hide
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from that seventies show. Is sixfeet down from me. Isn't he in
jail? Right now? Do youthink we should call? I think we
should make a call real quick.So let's let's make a call. Let's
uh oh, here we go.We're gonna do it. There he is.
That's gonna be great. Call thevoice now and all right, hey,
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we're calling for an update on thescore. Well three promise. Well
that's not good. Yeah, yeah, they're playing pretty crappy. We need
to rally the call. Yeah rightnow you're getting a can say doing very
good? All right, say hito everybody on the show. All right,
(38:44):
we'll check up on you a littlebit. Well how much time do
they have left in the game?Time? Right now? Yeah? All
right? So you got your thirdand fourth quarter? All right? Yeah,
all right, Well well that's good. Maybe by the end of the
show can at least catch the tailinto it. Okay, all right,
bye, yeah, and updated.I ordered Crocker barrel. I got the
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chicken tenders, uh steak fries anduh you corn bread and corn that's great,
dude. Corn corn bread buffins werefour for four dollars, no ship
a dollar a muffin. Yeah,I can make them cheaper. They'll probably,
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they'll probably side of the quarter.So you guys know, well,
let me let me hitdle in thecommercial and then we'll talk about this after
the commercial. Sound good, Takeit outside my conf look at you.
(40:00):
I'll tell you. It's just it'sjust like stepping back in time, the
past. Just Paul and Michael Manlike us have to keep looking to the
future. How you talking about it? Oh, Christopher Lloyd, we love
(40:22):
you. Yeah, we got tomeet him. He's uh, he's right
back here on the old wall,right there there he is. Yeah,
yeah, Michael, Dave Fox andChristopher Lloyd. It was such a great
Thanks again, babe. Yeah.Yeah. It's like when you have something
like that happened in your life andyour girlfriend you feel so much like a
(40:45):
piece of ship that he's like,oh you spent how my oh my god,
I got you a kee, youknow, like, oh this is
bad. But no that was anamazing time. When I met christpher Lloyd,
it was so cool. Mike Box, you know, you really didn't
have much time to You're just therein the room with him, you know,
and uh, but it's still experience. I will never just awesome.
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I love it my surgery. Beforeyou doing anything, I gotta get going.
Okay, thanks, sorry, Andmy cat is breaking into my SPS
army knife, so I maybe didsoon. Oh my god, well before
you die. Okay, who's allhad surgery stuff? Man, doing physical
(41:28):
therapy sucks and it's good all atthe same time because like the surgery won't
do crap. Man, It's likeyou're so used to like just going hey
and see that like stops and sowe're working on that right now. Three
times a week. I gotta goto the do this thing. I think
I can cut it down, youknow. I think I can just keep
(41:50):
sucking my arm up and just keepdoing it better. Right right, you
can go to my chiropractor instead andhave it like done. Like you know,
it was really cool. So thefirst time I got there, well,
the second time, I'm gonna thesecond time that was the best time
because I was able to like slidemy arm up a wall to like start
getting movement going, because before I'dbe like and they're like, okay,
whenever you're ready, and then itwould just be like it can't move,
(42:15):
it just ain't moving. So thatwas pretty good, but it was the
stretching afterwards that was really cool.So I'm laying down on a massage bed
like thing, you know, andI was flipped over and but she took
my arm and she was like kindof like jiggling it and then pulling it
over my head because I was likelaying down so there's no resistance, you
(42:37):
know. And dude, it feltso weird, like having your arm move
in areas that you never had beforebecause it's always been in a sling and
happy, sad happy. Well,when I first get in there, I
(42:57):
felt so stupid. She's like,here's something. There's these like pooleys over
my head, right, So I'mlike literally just like because I couldn't move
my arm, and she's like,you're doing amazing, and I'm like,
it's like going this much, that'sit. But yeah, it's crazy.
I just didn't know what three weeksfrom surgery, how much my arm just
(43:23):
you know, ain't working. Youknow, yeah, it's crazy, but
you know it is what it is. My last thing I want to talk
about before we go is just Ineed people's opinion on this, okay,
and I didn't post it, butnow I'm just want to talk about it
(43:43):
because it doesn't matter if it's postor not, because we have all of
us here. I saw today itwas a lone, you know, Park
Ranger saving a monument that was alreadygraffitied over and they had like the Palestine
protesters trying to like rip it down, and he's by himself. He's getting
(44:04):
belted with like bottles and shit likethat, right, And normally, like
when I was younger, I wouldhave probably just looked at him like,
yeah, you fucking hold the line, man, because you know, fuck
these protesters like not even giving ashit what's going on. But it's like,
yeah, don't deface it. Now. I guess when I'm older,
I'm not looking at this and goingget the fuck out of there. Dude,
(44:25):
there's a bottle at you. Youcan always put a new monument up,
yeah or whatever. You know.I didn't even know what monument it
was, but it was like,so, what I mean, these kids
need to like because they all looklike kids, all surrounding him like chucking
out, like dude, these Ifeel there's like multiple facts to this,
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but one of the things I wantto say is this, I think that
that the younger generation is I don'tknow. I can't say they're different from
every other generation because it means Ithink a of it is all the same.
But what I'm saying is that letthem discover what they did right or
(45:06):
wrong. So if they tear downa monument, they get a rest or
whatever the case may be. Letthem learn that on their own. Damn
time. Don't put yourself in theway of a fucking flying bottle to the
monument. Yeah thoughts, No,you're not right. I don't. I
don't want. You know. Likewhere I was working years ago at they
(45:28):
talked about the occupy Wall Street andI remember they were like, you know,
what, what should we do inthat situation? Then I remember how
the management they were from Sweden,They're just like leave. I'm like what
They're like, yeah, let go, it's insured. Who cares, you
know? Yeah? No, Imean those I don't know why, but
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like the when I was younger orwhatever, maybe it was movies. I
watched or like people sacrificing themselves.And I've sacrificed myself for a lot of
different things growing up and just inlife in general, for the what I
thought was the greater good and itwas completely useless later on. And I
don't know if that's like because I'mnot a I'm not a conservative, I'm
(46:12):
a Democrat, I'm not a liberal, I'm not a fucking whatever Republican.
I'm kind of like in the middleof everything. And I think most America
is like that. But like eventhis, I mean, whatever opinion you
have on like a monument made offucking concrete, let it fucking go.
Well, I mean, the thingis from the protest the protesters perspective is
I just don't understand why protesters understoodI need to destroy property to get them.
(46:37):
I just don't understand that. Likethe like the protester like who like
threw like stuff at a at themona Lisa or whatever over at the at
the Yeah, it's like, whatdo you for climate change? It's like
how did that solve anything? Pesoup meaning something from the fourteenth that's like
(47:00):
affect you today. Yeah, Andwasn't it like, wasn't it like thick
glasses in front of it, soit's like you're smearing it on glass.
Not even on the Mona Lisa.It's when it cut up on cecil Roads
picture because he you know, hewas a racist and all that. Would
you want to like keep that youcannot work eat the same thing? Roads
part of history get well. Andthe thing is, and I had this
(47:23):
discussion a lot when I was anactive member with the uh uh Occupy Occupy
A Wall Street movement, and andI was like, and then the thing
was like, it's like I wascalled like, you know, I was
often called you know, hey boomer. It's like, you know, because
for for you know, not wayto destroy property or just do batshit stuff
that would atually accomplished nothing. Andand it's like and it was just frustrating
(47:46):
because it's like what are you accomplishingby doing this. It's like it's like,
what are you what is your endgoal? If your end goal is
to you know, raise awareness oryou know, equality or whatever, it's
like, these are not the thingsthey're doing. You're just basically and like
ninety percent of people that were involvedwith Occupy Wall Street we're just basically,
you know, rich kid Trust Fundbabies playing protester. This was from this
(48:07):
from this was from the Saint Louisperfective when I was in Saint Louis in
Chicago, and that that that's whatthey were. They were there just because
they wanted to protest. And that'sand I think that's where a lot of
the Palestine, you know, protestersand the you know that the these proposals
are now there's you know, there'sthere just the protests for you know,
have no skin in the game anddon't really care. They're just basically just
(48:28):
there just you know, race havoc. And then we always had infiltrators.
We always had the anarchists in theretrying to cause you know, cause trouble
and you know, just you know, and we had we had means to
remove and spot the anarchists and getthem out of there so they wouldn't cause
trouble and get the rest of usin trouble for priest food protesting. But
I don't I don't mean, Idon't even see that a lot of times
in protest nowadays, I don't seeinternal security. Do we'ed out weed out
(48:52):
the anarchists? Do you think ofthese protesters are for hired to you guys,
just like the Trump rally, wereany people they're paying people to call
this Trump or others. Now forthe Robert Downey Junior, they have the
same like police guards and like HillaryClinton, I was like, damn,
all right, lisit this last thingand then I'm gonna say one more thing
(49:13):
on this and then we're gonna getout of here. So there's a look
at me, look at you.It's not as bad as it looks.
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, dad, I mean you knew about
this. You knew about this,and you didn't tell me. I was
hoping I wouldn't have to. Sometimesit skips a generation spontaneous for current psychokinesis
(49:49):
oh boy, oh this could bethe worst case I've seen. Oh yeah,
this is bad. Okay, well, folks, I can do with
Clarence. But it's not gonna becheap, Although I do you want it
for six month guarantee? How muchtwo hundred and forty nine ninety five.
There is a thirty percent surcharge formaking a house call after midnight. Then
(50:13):
there's vehicle gas. So I'd saythe whole thing's gonna set you back somewhere
in the neighborhood of more than fiftydollars. Although we could forget about defense
called the whole thing even what waswhat was up with the alabamba was editing
and I was like, I wantedsome bamba in there. I'm like,
(50:37):
what the how do we go fromteam what the LaBamba? I was like,
what huh? It was a goodtransition box at that segment. Yeah,
I mean, I mean you coulduse the song from the soundtracks some
Beach Boys or something with him likesurfing on the you know, the van
or something, you know. ButI was I was thinking about that Phillips.
(51:05):
Yeah, that's miscellaneous for you.I will say this though, when
it goes back to all the protests, whatever the fucking protest is, it
feels that over the years from whenI was a kid to now, things
get broken, people protests bad things. Sometimes it escalates pretty bad. But
(51:27):
to me, it feels like whenit comes to protesting nowadays, it it's
like it's is it just a generalis it? I don't know, because
it's like before it would be likeyou'd see the news all there's protesters at
Bazooba Guabo, and then like ayear or two later, it's another protest,
but someone died. Oh shit,and then like another one. You're
like, here's a protest. Thisis like from the eighties and nineties,
(51:50):
and all of a sudden it waslike, oh shit, it was like
a riot and they like slaughtered people, like oh my god, or you
know whatever. And then just seemslike every single year it just gets worse
and worse and worse, and andit's like we can't just have a normal
protest, like you were saying,you know, it has to yet to
have people there to like be likecalm it down, y'all. It's like
they want to make more and morepotent and shock and awe as it goes
(52:14):
on. For I guess, well, yes, I got got Like you
know, the the news media andthe one and the things that you hear
about are the ones that are themost you know, crazy, like eighty
percent of the protest are just peaceful, run of the mill, nothing really
happens, you know, they're justout there making their voices heard. But
it's the it's the extreme ones thatthose are the ones that you hear or
(52:35):
whatever. But I remember as kids, remember as kids when we had the
protest, when we did the handsacross America. No one died. Yeah,
no, uh we did well.Jealous did you see I don't know
where it was at, maybe NewYork or LA for the Gay Pride and
the Palestinians were trying to like getinto the Gay Pride parade or something like
(52:55):
it was. But you never hearany more thing about what was that?
Well, it's like, whoa,what is that? But do you know
anything about that? I didn't missthat, Yeah, because nothing fucking happened.
The GA the Gay Pride came inthere and was like move, bitch,
get out the way, and thenthey went back doing what they're doing.
(53:16):
Well. And did you see theramp up before the Pride parades?
They're like, you know they werethe news media was like, you know,
hyping about the threats. You know, there were no confirmed threats,
but they were talking about threats fromyou know, violence from years years past,
all on the ramp up of itbefore the Pride praises. Oh there
could be violence, or there couldbe people killed, or there could be
like whatever. Then all the Prideparades happened, nothing happened, No,
(53:40):
no violence. It's all like twentywe had all these responsible riot's going on,
wasn't twenty twenty. Also the WallStreet thing too, No Wall Street,
well that was twenty eleven, twentytwelve, Yeah, that was it.
But in twenty twenty we had allthe rioting going on and all those
bad things like George Floyd all thisother stuff, and I remember everyone going.
(54:05):
I remember a lot of you know, reporters going, well, whoa,
whoaa, you're telling us all towear masks, but none of them.
Oh that's different. That's they're they'rethey're taking safety measures. And then
like they show a clip of likeeverybody wall to wall no masks on.
They're like, fuck, you know, you're like hmmm, uh well half
half the time the responsible uh youknow, uh and prepared protesters have their
(54:29):
gas masks anyway, in preparation anyways, yours. Yeah, but ship just
when I don't know, maybe it'sjust my age, but I hate a
lot of people now. I hatethe fact that you have some moron or
I'm bad for I'm sorry for sayingthese words, but like it just sounds
stupid when they're all out there,like I'm like, guys, Okay,
(54:52):
Palestine, Guayza, all that ship. You know, just realize that if
you're a different person of inclusivity,and you're in that world actually over there,
you probably ain't gonna live very longbecause they hate everyone that's different than
them. So when you have allthese college campuses all like free pastide,
(55:15):
we need to have the paltide,you like going to get guys. Okay,
protests, but don't get too muchinto this. You really don't know
what these people are. Like.Well, that is like you know,
disruption as a as a protest orwhatever, disrupt the military dust or complex.
Not my my life of the townsquare. You know, it's like,
(55:35):
you know, or traffic or stoptrafficing on like a mainstream whatever.
It's like, how is blocking trafficon a you know, on a highway
or whatever disrupting the military industrial complexexcept for just off Yeah, and it's
and now I'm like sitting here andI'm thinking to myself, Okay, does
this relate to like gas prices?All these all these protesters, I mean,
(55:57):
because everyone's going to take full advantageof it because it dominoes in to
uh in corporate overspending especially, Imean, what do you think is going
forth to July? It is gonnabe like it's gonna be like nine dollars
gas man. Well just just lookat the well just look at that.
They announced that, like Target,Walgreens, Walmart or whatever, I'll announced
that they're dropping the prices or whateverfor products because you know, as inflation
(56:20):
started going down, their prices eitherstayed the same or went up. And
then that now that are all ofa sudden like, okay, well people
are not committing our stores anymore,so we're gonna lower the prices. They
could lower the prices months ago,yeah, but they didn't. They chose
not to because they were making theywere making Yeah, they were making record
profits. They're like, oh,you know, we got to keep our
stockholders happy, so let's just keepthe prices up. Oh okay, sorry,
(56:42):
I was like this Princes video,what the hell has happened? Are
you having it? I was like, why don't we spell burning flesh?
Am I having? But to addto that, like I was telling them
today or last night or whatever thatwas it today whatever, Walmart is unline.
They're all proud of themselves. They'remaking all their paper like labeling digital.
(57:06):
Now. Wow. Now the reasonfor that is they're months ago,
yes, but this is how theywant to do this. They want to
raise and lower prices throughout the day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So
it's like, you know football,great, let's go get the day day
chips six dollars. Jesus, yougo there on Wednesday is a dollar You're
like, what the fuck? Soyeah, the halftime prices, you know,
(57:30):
the big game for a Super Bowl, whatever, halftime hits and all
the prices jack up. So it'skind of like they said, we're lowering
prices on a Tuesday when no onegoes shopping. You're like, the fuck.
So yeah, I don't know.And then and then also I mean,
man, hold it was in thenews was the uh his gas press
is starting to go down, andthen and then there and then uh well
(57:52):
and in general it's like it's justlike over overall the natural the prices are
going down or they're lower than theyhave been. Yeah, what a day.
And the next day it's back ateight and then it's down the three.
But the thing was it was it'slike, oh, yeah, this
is you know, until a hurricaneseason comes. Then then that's whatever.
It's like, it's like, whydoesn't the oil industry, I don't know,
(58:15):
prepare for say, hurricane season.It's a different. It's the season.
It happens every year. Can youfor it? Can you have like
reserves for it? So when itdoes bullshit, I think it's all absolutely
ray. Yeah, I mean Idon't think it's anything like that of like,
(58:36):
oh, we didn't prepare. No, it's kind of like the only
thing ever was like that was whenTexas hit the fucking frost they never had
in fucking hundred years, and theydidn't have electricity because that was happened.
Yeah. Actually, actually I'm sorry. One more thing. Fourth of July.
Every fucking year I've ever been born, they jacked the fuck out of
(58:57):
gas prices. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I have This is gonna
sound stupid, probably, but thisis the way I always saw it.
So most I used to live liketwo blocks away from a gas station,
and I remember they got gas deliveryonce or twice a week, and during
the week the gas price would changefive or six times. So the gas
(59:23):
station is buying the gas twice aweek from their supplier at a price,
and then the price of the gasfluctuates daily when they only take delivery once
or twice a week, so thatthey got the gas at two dollars a
gallon, but they're selling it forthree dollars a gallon four fifty two.
(59:49):
I'm like, don't get me wrong, everybody deserves to be able to feed
their family. Everybody deserves to beable to make a living. But if
you're making if you bought something fortwo dollars a gallon, why the hell
are you selling it for six?Yeah, because that's just greed, just
green is corporate corporate sitting in theirtanks at the gas station. Well,
(01:00:17):
well go ahead, Joe. They'regonna raise prices at these peak times.
They're going to pay the workers theypeak pay. Well, no, no,
But you also gotta think if theyonly get a supply twice twice twice
a week or whatever, they gotto make that supply last so you know,
so, so there's gonna be somevariance in price too, because they
(01:00:39):
got to like if if if ifthey're supply is going down and they don't
have they don't have a refuel andfor not in their two days and they're
almost out, then they're gonna haveto drive up the price. Yeah,
but that's like in the seventies,that was the gas crisis. Remember that.
Oh yeah, yeah, but Iknow that now there's there's there's obviously
(01:01:00):
there's corporate greed. I mean thatthat's that's that's a that's a given,
and it's gotten excessively worse over theyears because you know, they have tax
incentives and everything else, and sothey're just basically and then the only thing
that ever matters are there are thestockholders. It's like the stockholders, shareholders,
they're the ones that matter. Everyoneelse fuck them. And we stay
in Illinois, most of us,and they're changing the tax laws there too,
(01:01:23):
So yeah, sucks. Let's sendon a good note everyone. I
want to thank everybody for can beon the show tonight. Thank you everybody
for coming on. Please support us, go on Facebook page whenever we can
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Everybody, thanks so very much again, and I can subscribe and Jealous gonna
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be here next week. All right. Oh battle Hawks battles are losing nineteen
to three. Now, oh that'snot I don't think we're gonna win this
one. Yeah, it's not lookinggood, especially especially the sense that the
(01:02:37):
championship game is actually in Saint Louis. It'd be nice to battle hope for
action in it, but apparently that'sprobably not gonna happen. Let's say this,
maybe because we didn't do the rightsong battle Hawks song, here we
Go. That's a horrible Songlets doa different one. This is too with
(01:02:59):
this? Yeah, no, no, this selection sucks. I was like,
are you trying to put the battlehocks to sleep? Is that what
you're trying to do? Right?Well, the battles are are are oh
(01:03:27):
and six on third down conversion,So that's a that's the that's the problem.
Yeah, all right, everybody,good night, would be nice,
buddy, looks made