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Welcome everybody. Let's do the intro. Here we go. Ope, that's
not the intro, and here isthe that's not it either. Okay,
here we go. You're gonna haveFourth of July. Save this for the
last. It's a rocket, youlike it. There is really good,
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guys. I call it Peter Griffin'sBunker Bustin' mega Ultra super. I love
(01:03):
Silver Bullet. I forget so.A couple of years ago people were telling
me, hey, fourth of Julyafter fourth of July, of July and
August are like spook season stuff,and I was thinking about that. I
was like, yeah, because likeSilver Bullet, I watched in the summertime,
Fly to the Navigator was just greatfor fourth of July. But no,
(01:26):
it was like Poltergeist, Ghostbusters.I watched all those growing up in
the summer. So I'm kind oflike, eh, I'm cool with that.
Yeah, so there you have that. Plus fact it's fourth July.
How is everyone's fourth Fourth of Julyweekend? On eventful? I have PS
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five now, so that's pretty muchprobably playing. I got that yesterday,
but correct, I mean I worked, so I did the same. I
went to the water park. Okay, I mean there was like amateur amateur
fireworks shows for the past four nightsoutside. You added amateur fireworks to that
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amateur Wait, who said they wentto the water park? Was that Joe?
Yeah? Joe. I can onlyimagine those savages at the park.
Savages they are. By the way, is it legally legally responsible to give
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Jake baucy uh? You know silverbullet? That was Gary beau But that's
okay, sorry. Yeah, Troopers, great movie. Yeah, Jake was
in Starship Troopers. Yeah, goodold Jake. So thenother thing too,
is I never really followed the Nathan'slike hot dog eating contest. Did you
(02:53):
all ever watch that? I wasnever a big fan. I watched it
like once, but it's like it'salways just in the news, so I
always hear about it. Yeah,so I just well, apparently like the
guy who always wins didn't do itthis year, he like retired or whatever
he was. He was banned becausehe is banned? Yeah, well yeah
because his sponsor, uh is uhnon meat hot dogs? What the fuck?
(03:19):
And since they u eating concert eatingcontest? Yeah, but since since
it was sponsored by Nathan, itwas in conflict with his sponsorship, so
therefore he couldn't be. Okay,this is stupid vegan hot dogs in the
business. Nathan so that and soso said the guy was hot dog or
something. Well, he went tohe went to a military base and ate
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hot dogs against the military troops.Uh he he ate more hot dogs than
three guys combined. I didn't knowthis, but there was a lemonade drinking
contest that goes on with the hotdog. I never knew this. So
here we go. Who is arewe hoping? Bad lands in a zone
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here? I don't know the it'slike a wave machine. Oh, ladies
and gentlemen, bad Lands booker anew world record twenty one seconds, a
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new world record one gallon. I'mnot even gonna say what I was thinking
because it's inappropriate. Yeah, hehad no road action going there. Yeah
he need a belch after that,like a gook gook gook. My god.
He must be good at other things. Good. Well, here is
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what he's also good at. Herewe go. It's just Tom three too
fine. If I do it,I do it. If not, there,
oh well you you mount talk Jesusright a McDonald's till I tell it,
Tell it, talk talk talk talktalk talk talk time telling how feeling,
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how you feeling right now? Brother, take your baby's break. They're
gwan with that. That's about BigDonald. Look, you know you're not
gonna beat a guy who does thatfor fun. That wasn't even a context.
That was just a dinner, youknow what I mean. You're not
gonna beat that guy. He's anatural. His buddy told him to do
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that. All the other all theother guys were like like taking SIPs and
like putting it down, and likethey weren't even chugging. They were just
like, you know, taking youknow, a bunch of them that's down
and they're like, oh, we'redrinking lemonade. Oh, he's like a
gook. I didn't know we wereracing ship. We have to finish it.
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I was thirsty another people that areplaying for their Like, here's something.
The Beach Boys are still alive.I didn't know this. Yeah,
all of them both news. Thisis them with John stinking California. See
where they're pushy, push you down. Seeing the rippers right there, my
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child leads the lead singer, soundssounds you know, like he's ninety,
and everybody else is like they soundedabout the same. So I looked up
some huh oh, I did hearthat Brian Wilson got up put under conservative
ship again? From what put underconservativeship again? He was, uh,
I guess they used Found Looney againor Office Meds or something. So oh
(07:27):
yeah, all right, So Idid a little research. So there's three
original Beach Boys still left alive.You have Brian Wilson, the one that's
all Office Meds. He's eighty twoyears old. Mike Love's who's the lead
singer right now, he's eighty three, and Al Jardine when he's eighty one.
Here actually have let me pull thisup real quick, but no,
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that's wrong. Here briant fact thatdog reports surge around fourth of July and
the day after because of that forDoggie. But here, where's that is?
Have it? There? We go? Yep. So there's the Beach
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Boys, right, and then there'sBrian Wilson and he looks like now.
And then there's Mike Love bench outchat you share. And this is Al
Jardine. He's eighty one years old. He looks Canadian about it. The
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Beach Boys were found in nineteen sixtyone and their first hit hit the charts
in November of sixty one, andthis is the song Surfing is the only
lot they only away from me now, sir surf with Bob Bob. I
got him this borninger sunlready I waschecking up. So there you go.
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That's some fun facts about the Aaronwatched the movie Love and Mercy. Great
movie, Love and Mercy. Ohmy god, that movie is crazy.
It's about Brian Wilson going crazy dudeon the man. Oh yeah, yeah,
well it ain't over yet. He'sconservative. The story is still going.
(09:26):
It's a two parterres the sequel.You know, it's crazy to try
try writ into an album like thatwas singing about surfing now, like music
is so different, you like,I'm driving, I'm gonna sing about driving
my drone like guys, yeah,there's the Canyon Canyon. Guys like all
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that, like the Beach Boys andthe Monkeys and all that. Laurel Canyon.
It's like linked to c I Astuff, dude, So they think
that that's all. Like all thesixties music was like, you know,
very experimental. Joe mean you savingwave of length, man, This is
why we need to do another afterDark. I know full conspiracies Miscellani's podcast.
(10:24):
After all, right, here wego, everybody, you're gonna have
Fourth of July. That's what hadthe force of July that has done on
theirs tonight. Top ten David Letterman, Please don't sue us, which is
(10:52):
homage for you, all right.Top ten things a burglar doesn't want you
to s when they break in aburglar? My gun naked, No,
I'm going to see you naked?Me was my dick tuck between my legs
waiting a burglar? Toys all overthe place, alright. Number ten A
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lot of cats? Cats? Whatso what? Ca? Yeah? Yeah,
exactly. People got a bunch ofcats. They don't got ship in
their house? Number nine, everythingin their house? Number nine smelly garbage
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number Kenny Loggins best of playing holdon? Did they as they ask?
Like a thousand burglars? What theydon't want to find? Like you made
the list Burglars digest prison Number sevenSanta Claus Ready for a turf war Weekly
(12:13):
Number six Cheese and Wine party.You want to see the cheese and wine
party? Yeah, they join in. I think they don't say will you
aren't home? Usually don't? Ohyeah. Five Michael Jackson dance off,
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where did you get this list?How about another group of people? We
all came up with it on adrunken night. Fur an old lady in
the buff trying to give you milkand cookies. Oh. No. Number
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three Civil War reenactments, reactment inthe living room. Do you surrender,
sir? I know, surrender?What the fuck is? Where do you
got? Number two? For thethings that burglars do not want to see
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when they're bringing into a house allof a sudden, Alexa telling them what
their Amazon delivery is? All right? And well, well, first of
all, why is she dressed likeBetsy Ross? And why never mind?
And number one the things that burglarsdon't like to see when they get in
how whatever Trump and Biden debate highlightsThere you go. I need to get
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any music learner. Well I shouldhave brought the highlights. My favorite is
a Civil War reactment random Well.It makes me think of what was a
murder on sixteen with Wesley Snipes wherehe has a whole like that whole like
map of like you know, aminiature like it was a battle. I
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don't remember what battle was, butI think, yeah, probably revolutionary war.
Revolution. Yeah, governments trying toget rid of the AM radio.
There you go. Yeah, theythink it needs to be phased out.
But like if you go to likefar away area and AM radio, good
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goes through like mountains and stuffy guysmoney. That's why back in like the
early nineteen hundreds, there's a thebase game that they could being broadcast from
Saint Louis that they could hear outon one of the ships, one of
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the warships. So then that waseleven twenty. Well there's a contest every
year to see how far they canbroadcast the signal with the lowest amount of
energy possible. I forget what it'scalled. Yeah, like my emergency radios,
like if I have you know,emergency, I have a hand dound
radios and they've run on I meanthey run on other bands like u H
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CHEF. But that's why the governmentdoesn't want you to have a name,
right exactly what to do? Soyou guys where the government like a CB
radio or something to keep it thehouse because shier go sideways real quick.
Yeah October surprise, Yeah, allright, a third of the I don't
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know that. I think they're gonnasell out this like a T and t
guys. Oh yeah, yeah,like sell out the like am an FM?
That that makes sense? I don'tknow. I don't know what that
means. A third of the peoplethat text on my way are lying,
Yeah, what if Paul is inwith that? Yeah? That's what I
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got later and nothing. All right, before we get into one of this
news, let's get back into otherthings. So okay, here here was
part of our Fourth of July daystuff. We went over to our brother's
house for like the evening part ofit. Here you go the h okay,
(16:27):
So we're getting ready to play avideo game or video game a card
game. This is a card game. It's a demo. We're gonna play
it and we're gonna see how itgoes and all that stuff. But I
have another Fourth of July question foreverybody. Yeah, okay, so I
was looking up Fourth of July stufffor today, right, I'm gonna do
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or whatever. Did you know whatfun fact is? How many barbecue pits,
smokers and everything are bought around thistime? No? No, no,
no more than that. So there'ssomething in general, I mean,
in general, it's around every year. How many do you think they work
around before there's a life time.Do you think a lot of of do
you think a lot of them?Fifty million people in America? So I'm
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gonna stay close to about so.No, it is low as shit girls.
That's right because back in twenty twenty, during the pandemic, everybody was
buying girls and smollers, the eddstay at all. So grill people today
are like getting pissed because no onewants to buy anything other than the maybe
like lighter fluids and shiit like that. But look, everybody's already bought there.
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I don't know why they're so stupidthat video and I could not like
keep the heads eddy at all.I have a question, what were you
saying about those uh? Like MichaelJ. Fox took the video, what
were you saying about those grills thatpeople aren't buying them? Yeah? So
this year grill last well, thelast two years, the grill prices have
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been going the grill people buying grillsaround for the July have gone down immensely.
And that's because during the pandemic everyonebought smokers and grills and all this
other stuff because they had nothing elsebetter to do. Yeah, so since
I you know, being over thelast long yeah, and dealing with like
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plumbing and electrical and but grills forus sell like we sell them like hotcakes.
Really. I don't know why,but that's probably the most, like
more than lawnmowers and other types ofequipment and tools. But summertime, yeah,
it's just grills. We probably sellmaybe twenty thirty a day. It's
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crazy, mm hmm. Anyway,very exciting little tidbit for you. What's
going on over there? Oh?You just just single her out? What
are you doing? I was yellingat the dog, yell, shut up.
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He's pissed off that he's inside,so he's the inside barking and I
needed to tell him to shut suckup. So it's like, grown ups,
what do you do with the dog? Like two hours sucking? All
right? So the next day forfourth of July, it was like the
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fourth the fifth, right, wellcame and got us in the jeep.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.There we are, right, Oh yeah,
beautiful picture of me like that,no handles. Just call me and
let me know. He's like rightup there on the bar. Yeah,
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there you go. We went tothe loading dock. I've never been here
before, and I was telling Joeabout this. There was like all these
old sixties movies or whatever or fitwhatever, like the periodic that were made
in the nineties of like back inthe day of like country clubs and then
all the tables with the umbrellas andlike the old guys playing peanuckle and ship
like this place reminded me of that, but on the river because like everybody
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working there was wearing blue polos andwhite little shorts or whatever. And uh
best, what was that? Whatwas that? Caeso cocaca? Google?
What was it? What was it? What was that again? Doc salsa?
Yeah, I've heard it both ways. So it was really fucking good.
And it was like freshly made everyday. Right. There was no
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cheese in it, like casber whatliterally means geez what caso? Yeah,
literally means cheese. There we areliterally literally a picture of me. Yeah,
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that's a good one. So itwas Eric. It was the guy's
birthday. Mm hmmm. It wasa guy's birthday and Jamie got him a
unicorn balloon for his birthday. Ohyeah, so I did a little well
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here you go, what do youthink of it? And it lights up?
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Oh my god, I'm important.Okay, interesting, that's her brother.
Yeah, yeah, but they servedreally good ribs. So one rib
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that's because we ate the other one. I'm missing out on ribs right now
for you guys. Oh really,oh thank you. Well, I had
to go home and get that thatthat card game that you guys saw,
It was a demo game a buddyof ours made and he was like,
(22:48):
can you take this over the weekendand tell me if you like it or
not. It's a fun game,but it needs a lot of work.
But I had to run back hometo get it because I forgot it.
And this is what I walked intowhen I came back to get too long
sleeping pasted out, same thing.Yeah, they were having too much fun.
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Yeah who was that air? Who'sthat air humping? That's her brother?
Okay, yeah, while we werethere was really good. Is you
guys need to all come over forthe We're gonna do a Shark Nato marathon
barbecue fun time thing. One ofthe things I created was called water balloon
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corn hole right, and it isliterally just like yeah, but it's like
take this side, it's corn hole, right, but with water balloon.
See so this this so this isokay, So this is the actual you
get to see how it went down. This is a trial run of the
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water balloon corn hole test one.There's no way. Aren't you gonna do
it? When I try that?He's a regular balloon. That's why one
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time I bid balloons. I knowyou can throw that. Miss alright,
second ball, second ball? Here, alright, my trying to go first,
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I do true. So this isdamn. This isn't pretty. They
made for durability. Babe, No, don't you Oh that was fun suck
(25:19):
there you go girl on purpose?Yes, okay, I was hoping so
there. You know. It waslike that guy on the Little Caesar's commercial.
Oh I did oh ship, that'sfunny. Let's see it's already twenty
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Yeah, let's go through this.Let's do this one. McDonald's employees get
arrested for shooting at customers. Whywould you like that? About forty four?
It didn't go so on June twentyeighth at the Lakeland, Florida McDonald's
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All Florida, Yes, sir,everything Joel Oasting's Neck of the woods.
You know that if you found themoney you googled your birthday in Florida,
it will always come up with somewild freaking crime that happened, and I
get no, I didn't have tobe Florida. No, Florida is the
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one that it comes up with somewild shack because I got you do your
birthday in Florida, man, yourday of your birth in Florida, man,
And then like whatever first pop uppops up, it's an InterMute,
it's a josh. Well. Thepolice responded about one am and arrested a
twenty two year old employee, ChastityGardener, on aggravated on an argument that
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began at the drive through where twocustomers complained about their order and they started
to assault the McDonald's dry through window. They're like reaching around, grabbing,
like theyre just like not knocking sodasout of the soda fountain, reaching for
the straws, you know, yelling, doing all that stuff. So then
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the customers drove off and went aroundthe building, and that's where Gardner decided
to grab her gun, run outsideand start shooting at him right on.
Yeah, and this was in Texas, Florida, Florida. Got don't bring
those states. Yeah, you ain'tgonna do that in Texas because I mean
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the customers are armed too. That'strue. That's true. Yeah, it'll
be a gunfight the okay McDonald's allright. So she was charged with aggravate
assault with a deadly weapon. Thereyou go, hmm, that's it.
Good times. Yeah, okay,this is a Democrat city. Also in
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the same area, not in thesame area, and the same last month,
did you know that US marshals foundtwo hundred missing children? Nice?
Yeah, out time they start findingthose I think the US Marshalls should be
charge of this shit anyway. Yeah, so, US marshals with local and
federal agencies in seven judicial district thosewords, found just over two hundred critically
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missing kids called Operation We Will FindYou too. Those guys, Yeah,
those guys are so good at findingpeople, like that's their job, just
to find people. That's good.All right. Now here's a question I
need to ask you, guys,See what you think of this. I
don't know that much about gaming stuff, but here we go. A message
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to Xbox one on Microsoft over thefuck y'all fucking servers, fucking whack man,
y'all gonna make me squish the PlayStationif you don't have to get this
ship fixed. It's that difficult toplay somebody online? What the fuck?
Is you're doing Bill Gates fix yourship? Man pissed off about? Uh
well, first of all, BillGates actually is a part of it anymore.
(29:18):
And apparently shoes or something I don'tknow. Ye, yeah, they
probably got hit with a server attackand then just like you know, got
bogged down. It's busy doing likepoop water in Africa or some weird ship
(29:38):
is why with poop water Gates?This funny malaria, I believe. Show
me a new sword you bought terrymalaria if you like, I came down
with the case of the poops.You're gonna is with is with one of
(30:02):
those swords all on a cause,play sword and kill yourself the night.
Come on now. Yeah, thepoop water reference with some weird toilet David,
they made that separated the water fromthe poop, so you drink it.
And I'm not kidding your Google it'sfucked up. Yeah. Well here's
one of them ThunderCats, no powerRangers, the same thing. I've heard
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it both ways. All right,watch you go to that. We're gonna
go to commercial break. I'm nota science taste, but I'm going check
(30:56):
on these. Yeah, I lovethat turtle dude. This is interesting,
interesting commercials. Paul, turtles gotthe pipes. Yeah, he at too
much. He was pregnant. Youknow. The motherfuckers don't die. Ye,
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Crocodiles and turtles do not die.Isn't that crazy? They just get
larger. Yeah, they just getlarger. Oh okay, unless they get
killed by like disease or uh yeahor another animal car. Yeah, they
just don't die. Here's the otherone, people, Oh, kill them
(31:47):
up forbid, kill bill score,it's it's starting out at kill bill.
But I don't know as a certificateof authenticity has only been used once.
And he decided, what sword doyou want to die by? It's my
wedding day? Oh, it's weird. What did she say she wants?
(32:14):
Yeah? Yeah, she wasn't wearlike all these swords in the wedding.
And I'm like, oh, youknow today you let her wear swords if
she wants to. Yeah, shewants to have swords at her wedding.
You don't buck with the woman's wedding. She wants to have field those dangling
on whatever. Yes, dear,that's what you say. I know she's
(32:39):
wearing swords, so am I Justin case, Paul, you should show
up like King Joffy Juffer. Yeah, America, no, the King.
You know what you should you shouldshow up as you know, a final
fantasys Clyde with a big as swordand yeah at of like matcher and swords
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or something with a sword. Hey, you have all the sword and her
carry sword. There you go,all right, you want to see the
tallest basketball player? Oh, Ican't talk. This fourteen year old makes
Shack look like a dwarf as heis almost eight feet tall. This makes
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him the tallest basketball player in theworld and one of the top three hundred
tallest people in the world. Whenhe holds a basketball in his hand,
it looks like a toy. Heis so big that whether he is defending
or dunking, no one can evenget close. He even won one million
dollars by dunking on Shack Yoda's shirt. Anybody that can dumble me, I'll
(33:43):
give you a million dollars cash.Was it really dunking when all you're doing
is reaching up? Well, youknow it was like fourteen either. Yeah,
we all felt that way, likewith like little kiddie basketball nets where
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we just like, you know,walk up to him, be like gosh,
I think you should change your pictureto the guy off a total time,
the neighbor. I feel like,yeah, I feel like you're that
neighbor that you would be the dude. I gotta give him the other one,
the one where he's holding up themarbles, the light up marble work.
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Yeah. Okay. Earlier, Aarontext me about the hurricane and how
they can weaponize a lot of likeweather and uh due check this out,
because I mean, look at this, this is this is the recent one
that has happened. What the otherday in Jamaica, Hurricane Burl ship.
(34:54):
It just like, don't like itwas like that. That's also ye like,
uh yeah, that was time?What is that time lapsed? The
first one Jamaica. Watch the trafficbottom, Yeah, watch the traffic at
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the bottom. Welcome to Jamaica.Oh my god, you thought that that
was real life? Yeah it wasreal time. Oh my god. Yeah,
that would have help me. You'reslow without being slow, that would
(35:51):
be oh man. Well, nowhe didn't have twenty minutes to talk about
anything. No, no, II didn't send him that. I sent
him something else. I don't knowwhat that In the real world. This
was this was radar pictures and aguy from Raytheon talking about, uh,
(36:17):
direct energy weapons and Antarctica. It'scrazy, that's crazy. But you can
see them on the radar. Doyou have those radar things? I don't
have. I have them on myphone, but I don't have them uphill.
Okay. Yeah, So you cansee on if you go to ACI
weather, the time lapse of theweather in that area, and then you
see these rippled pulses hitting in onespecific area of that hurricane, and they're
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like people have already said. Yeah. Eric Hecker came out and said that
there are there's a transmitting station andAntarctica that owns and it can direct pulses
in there. That's why you havecontrails, so you have have ionized air
when you're trying to use a directenergy weapons system. It's crazy, but
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my wheel right now, I know. If you notice all the crazy weather
that we've been having, Florida justcatches on fire for no fucking reason.
They say it's one thing, butthat's a white check for Oh yeah,
you can see them fucking with theatmosphere. You see, and I think
in the Gulf not long ago,they had something like ten thousand or twenty
(37:29):
thousand lightning strikes within Let's say itwas like an hour just in the Gulf
of Mexico. That doesn't just buydidn't they by well, Dubai, they
were like fucking with the weather.Well, the problem is Dubai seeds their
their clouds there so they can growgrass and vegetation. But the problem was
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they overseated him. When you haveground that's dried out like that, it
doesn't soak up the water, itjust sits there. So that's kind of
what happened. I think that wasprobably them doing that on their own.
But yeah, yeah, Maui whosaid Maui a second ago? Yeah,
same thing. But crazy? Whyyeah, why, it's just nuts.
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Look here for the only fans page. Yeah, I've been waiting for that
link. I am the creator ofit. You're the one who's videoing it.
No, no, I am thecreator of Pauli's only fans page?
Are you the cameraman? Is that? I am the cameraman? And I
(38:37):
also there's merchandise link too. Ifyou like his breath, I got that
too. Yeah, he's also thefluffer. Oh no, no, I
like that. You guys hear you? Guys want to watch a crocodile story.
(39:00):
I'm interested in your jar of breath, Josh nine a sail right now,
what's different? What's different than isyou know? Yeah, it's different
when you sleep And I woke upthe next day and I couldn't see for
two days. I've got so muchto say. That's kind of Florida.
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First off, why would you like, yeah, let's just put our life
at risk so we can shot ona beer, Like I'm gonna have this
alligator. Here's the one. We'regoing to feed the alligator of the beer.
That action going better than limit.Here's the thing you got to realize
about Florida. All right, SoI lived in Florida for seven years.
(40:06):
The thing you have to realize aboutFlorida people is you're grown up with this.
I remember alligators being in our backyard. So you just fucking yeah people
too, you never know. Yeah, it's it's just what it is.
Them fuckers around. You have fire, You had the worst bugs, the
shitty reptiles, and you just gotto deal with it. Just Florida kids
(40:27):
are nuts. They're savages anyway theyare. Man, They're fucking fearless because
and then you go to the likeI was at the beach every weekend.
My parents are dragging me to thebeach. So my family was a beach
bone family. So uh yeah,you're just stepping on jellyfish and you just
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got to deal with nature. It'sweird down there, but it makes sense,
yeah, if you have deal withnature. But I mean, like
the alligator was kind of like thedid you just do to me? Yeah,
I mean it's still not smart.I'm not defending it. He's clearly
an idiot. But uh yeah,those people, they get confident with these
animals. Yeah, that's that's theproblem though, ye, like like people
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around bears. Wait all right,yeah, those people at uh what's the
Tiger King's place? That chick gother arm ripped off? With their names
the magicians Simon and Simon. Whatare the name of the magicians? What
(41:36):
magicians? Yeah? That egypt likemusic. That's what I thought you said.
And I was like the musicians whogot their arm ripped off by a
t Yeah, we don't come herefor diction. There's probably Motley cruise ship
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back in the eighties. Yeah,that's what happened to the deaf Lepard drummer.
Oh but still too soon for him? What happened to him for real.
The bus turned over and his armgot caught in it and he lost
his arm. So he had learnedhow to drum one armed? Armed?
(42:23):
When armed one arm, do dodo all? He played? He has
said their synthesizers like, yeah,yeah, he had the first rock band
set. So all right, thisone's fucked up. Story, Just I
(42:44):
got more honest he go through.Michael ran out the back of the plane,
ran out of the back of theplane. You don't have No,
he didn't jump down the back ofthe plane, right, So I was,
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I was he jumped down the backof the plane. If you don't
have the copilot, No, Ijumped out the back of the plane.
So your copilot's gone. He jumpedout the back of the fucking plane.
The party, Just don't you understandyou're gonna be looking for a body?
Yeah yeah, I was like Rogerme, what are you gonna tell him?
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You know, get a passenger tocome up there and see right right?
Yeah, So do you need helplanding or what make you think?
I literally just watched the airport movieslike Airport, Airport, Airplane, No
airport, airport, not airplane,Well maybe Wonderport yeah, the first disaster
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movies Airport and uh Airport seventy fiveand Airport seventy seven. Oh no,
I don't know. Oh yeah,it was like the disaster movies. Do
you wonder if, like if hedidn't tell anybody that he had jumped out
the back of the plane, thatlike they'd be exiting the planet, Like
what the fuck, dude, whatI don't know he was here, You
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have that conversation, I'm gonna gojump out of the back and then walk
away. Bro'a go, I'm gonnago out first smoke, let me right
back. Is really eat a cigarette? Right? Yeah? So this is
what happened. This actually happened acouple of years ago. This was July
twenty ninth, twenty twenty two,in North Carolina. The coal pilot name
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was Charles Hugh CrOx. He wastwenty three years old and was reportedly being
very upset over damaging the craft's landinggear during a failed run, Like they
tried landing earlier and he met stoodup and they had to go to emergency
landing somewhere else. So they hadto go to the next airport to land,
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you know, to do a thatcolimn but the pilot said, the
co pilot being visibly upset over this, and you know it was not like
he didn't want to do the hardlanding. So what he did? Wash?
Yeah, Like he first opened thewindow in the cockpit and he like,
(45:28):
I need some air. The guy'slike, no, you can't open
the window, and uh yeah.So he then he gets little frantic,
gets up, takes his headphone off, says, I'm sorry, I need
to walk in the back get somefresh air. And minutes later, well
before he did that, the cowthe the pilot didn't notice he lowered the
(45:51):
back ramp of the of the aircraft. How do you not know that?
It was a noticeable back draft,right, So and then he lower the
light of some sort of be like, hey, by the way, your
back door is open. Yeah,you're losing pressure. Tell you what to
do, stupid air pressI yeah.After he did that, he said he
was feeling sick and he was goingto like walk in the back or whatever.
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He got up, took his headphonesoff, apologized for breaking the landing
gear, and then walked in theback and took off off the plane.
Guys, I'm really sorry I brokethe landing gear. I'll be right back.
I'm going to go kill myself now. I want to go milk,
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cigarettes and milk. Yeah, leaveme because I'll be right back. Five
years later, his body was recoveredin the backyard of someone's house. Damn,
(46:59):
white people in Oregon do no right, I'm like picturing they're all like
outside having a barbecue. Oh mygod, mm hmm Sarah, Sarah,
do you want cheese on your hamburger? Never mind, I didn't over a
white boy my burger. So apparentlymister Crocs also had a history of mental
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health issues. I think they.I don't know. I don't know how
to take that. That's a littlerough. All right, if don't put
any crackers on my hamburger, don'ttell me what to do. All right?
All right, here you go astoday dumb ways to die and we're
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kids for him. Oh man,the malls man, what do you guys
think of malls? Do you guysstill go to out to malls? No?
I uh yeah, yeah, everyday I drive to work. I
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got to see them tear down oldJamestown mall. So it's going now.
Remember old James Twn Mall? Ohyeah, there was a guy that he
used to break in there and hedo what was it abandoned places? Yeah,
with the drills, Yeah, thoseare cool. Was a cool No,
I haven't been to a mall inforever. I missed the those days,
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you know, like during Christmas andstuff we would go to like James
holl Mall would go to us.What was it? Not the US?
What was the other? One SquareSouth County Mall? South County Mall?
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Did in the Midwest one have likea golf course or something in it?
M oh, the one in Minneapolis, All America. No, I thought
I thought Mid Rivers Mall or somethingthat had that in there. They had
a pup put course and in thegalleria mm hmmm, not the galeria,
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that's yeah, they did have something. Oh the gallery. Is that thing
still around too? Yeah, it'sa hot spot of the mall that's over
over by bass Pros by Saint Charles. What is that called Cookers and Beer?
Yeah, that's Mid River's mall.Right, No, no, you're
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talking about uh Like, it's notSaint Charles. It's it's right there next
to a Maristar. Yeah. Yeah, it's like Beale Street or something like
that. I can't think it something. No, it's uh, Dillard's Gillard's
Tallars we remember you forgot? Yeah, I know, I thought that was
(50:25):
Mid Rivers Mall or was it WestWest Westport Mall or something that's a Westport
Westports and the West. Yeah,that was right. Yay, look at
this the Dillards thing you see theI remember the sculptures of James Some Mall.
Yeah, all those weird you know, I came out in the seventies.
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James Some Mall did, yep,and it was huge, but it
was big like it was a bigpopular Yeah. I remember. I remember
going there often from when as akid, We're going Jamestown Mall. It
was Jamestown Mall North Plaza. Werethe ones who went to look at that
picture? Yeah, where's Spencer's Gifts? Did you Jamestown Mall in the nineteen
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died the No? Did you guysknow they had bear fights inside James Some
Mall when first opened up. Bearactually had you know, yeah, yogi
bears fighting. Yeah. I readan article about it, like when James
Some All first opened it. It'snot like it was when we were were
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going in there. They had allsorts of like gimmick things to get people
to go in there like and wina Cadillac. Yeah, it was really
interesting. M hmm okay, misterclip clip clip, So it was it
was Yeah, I saw that.I saw that Spencer's and yeah I saw
(52:00):
that. I was like, Iasked my sister about it, like,
is that a Spencer skiff like aSpencer sponsers like Spencer door. Yeah,
they opened actually Glen Carbon but yeahthey that's crazy. Yeah, yeah,
it's right next to the that's mythat's one of my cat goes for the
(52:21):
vet Olive Garden. Yeah, itwas Olive Garden. If I can't go
to the Olive Garden for for hisappointments, did you hear your family?
He gets breaststicks and salad with hisuh you know, his step stiff,
you know. But do you thinkmalls will ever get back to what they
(52:47):
over? Would be absolutely unless Iwonder why why? Because Amazon is so
easy because everybody is anti social nowyeah, a social aspect. And it's
also that we do everything on ourphones. There's not really necessary for a
giant story have like ten thousand thingsto kind of do like on your phone.
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I mean, it's nice to haveso try on things, but otherwise,
oh, like I sa I swearto God, like whenever we go
grocery shopping and stuff at like Walmartand it's in and out, it's like,
we know what we need, weknow where we're going, and if
you get my way, I willhit you with a car. You don't
even have to shop at Walmart now. Now you can just shop online with
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Walmart. And yeah, but thoseassholes will pick half rotten apples and yeah,
a cumber it smells like a pickle, Like what the why is my
gray? Yeah, they will goout there and pick out denn and cans
(53:52):
and the worst ship possible because theway you don't you can you have to
take it. Well, you don'thave to, but I mean you're too
lazy to pick it up. You'redefinitely gonna be lazy to bring it back
exactly right. So no fresh products, got it? They have, like
I want to get the the HistoryChicken in a bag that's already been dropping
(54:15):
the four or five. Sure it'sin the terms and conditions. I'm sure
it is. Well, you heardthat they're in certain cities and areas they're
going because theft of so much shitin the self checkout lanes that they're putting
it as a monthly subscription to usethem. Yeah, use in the state
(54:36):
of Ille. Probably to make itillegal in Chicago because they have so much
stuff. So if they make itto where there's no self checkout in the
city of Chicago, then they thinkthey're going to fix their problem. That's
what I've been begging for for fuckingfifteen years exactly. Take out the self
checkouts. And retailers hate it,but companies use it like the people that
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like in our stores, like inmy hardware store. It's just we can't
stand it. Nobody. I hateit. I don't want to do that
ship at the grocery store, youknow what I mean. Yeah, well,
you really are one of those thingswhere it's like, you know,
you know you're paying, come in, you're paying for your food, and
then I'm paying myself right as you'redone. I understand. Well, then
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they have the nerve to put thepeople at the door to like, we
need to check your receipt. Ifyou didn't just to check out my stuff,
you can't check my receipt right.See. I get that a lot
because I don't like to bag alot of ship if it's a big bag
of whatever, milk or whatever.Yeah, it's sodas or drinks or whatever.
Yeah, it's gonna instand. Idon't need a bag. But they're
always like, I gotta make sureyou're not stealing that it's not in a
(55:50):
bag. Yeah, I'm gonna puta fucking two by four. I do
the I do the backup, anddo it online. Now I swear either,
Joe, they don't. Don't muteyourself. Unmute yourself. Man.
Oh sorry, all right, sorry, because you're like, hey, war,
(56:12):
I have to take tell dude.So it's a caesar to shop online.
No, I get you. Iwant to do it too. Damn
it goes on mute again as I'mtrying to like edit, it's like,
damn it. But in the endit's all I just don't. I don't
know. In the end, well, here's here's one thing to you have
(56:34):
the self checkout problems. But thenif you get back onto the lines again,
then you're you're taking home like ridiculousamounts of bags because it's like,
oh, we have bananas, that'sa single bag. Oh you have to
a single bag. You're like,come on, man, that's very low
cost. What it comes down tois you have to pay less you're able
to pay less staff inconvenience to customerand say it's you know, the lying
(56:58):
to you saying it's more convenient,but you need to pay cashiers to give
people what they want. And they'renow willing to do it. And like
I said, the workers there,they want cashiers because we're tired of getting
yelled at, you know, so, uh, we're tired of it feeling
like we're accusing people Like Josha,I'm tired of dealing with people and accusing
them, not accusing them. Butwhen you ask for a receipt, people
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take it a certain kind of way, you know what I mean. So
it's like, oh, absolutely,we're tired of it too. But the
investors in the company say it's toocost effective and they're making too much money
or saving it money. If youcan have say eight checkouts that are open
and only one person watching it,yep, you know that's so much easier
(57:42):
than having one person at one checkout, because then you know, for that
same amount of people you're gonna haveto pay eight cashiers. Is standing in
front of eight registers? Yeah,it's it's absolutely more cost effective, and
you know I understand that, youknow, they're you know, there are
some that uh, you know,there's I forgot where I was going.
(58:06):
It doesn't matter. Oh It's likeI was gonna say something, but yeah,
I mean I get that. Youguys are probably you know, more
pissed off about the self checkouts thanwe are, because you know, when
we go to self checkouts, we'relike, this is stupid that we have
to that we have to, youknow, get our own groceries, take
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it to the register, bag ourown groceries, and then get harassed at
the door. It's like, whatthe fuck? Because I tell you what.
Whenever I go and they're like,we need to check your receipt,
I walk right past them. Minedidn't even talk to me, and they're
like certain, I just keep walking. I'm like, no, you ain't
taking my receipt. And if theyknow it's only a shareholders matter in this
(58:49):
economy, where I where I,where I buy it at they check.
The people at the door are dresseddifferently, like uh one of them,
and one of them dresses like ahippie where you wear thick old hippie glasses
and everything is very poor. Igot tried getting stopped. I was like
you, Josh, right, justkept walking, mostly because I didn't take
it seriously. She was dressed ina Tinkerbell outfit and she was like really
(59:13):
old lady, and it was cute. But as she's walking by and I
have a headphoned in and she's like, sorry, I need to see her,
and I was just like, youlook great, and just kept going.
But yeah, like if they tryto stop me, I just walked
right past them. Life I'll seepeople like they'll have like a line of
people and like you're checking receipt alsolook like this, this fourteen year old
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makes Shack look like a dwarf.Yeah, I mean, I just like,
I'm like and like there was onetime that somebody stopping like I need
to check your receipt and I lookedat him. I said, what do
you need to check it for.They're like, well, we need to
check to make sure that you skineverything. Am all right? All right?
I got and I looked at myreceipt. I had like one hundred
and ninety two things. I'm like, you're gonna go through every single one
(59:58):
of them. If my egles you'refinding me another one. He was like,
you know you goddamn right, Ican go. I have pictures on
my phone of like four to five. I had one of those like five
bags cost me over one hundred dollarsand that was just getting ship that you
know, we just need grant.Some of it was was like named brand,
(01:00:20):
but I was like, did Imiss a fucking meeting? How much
prices keep going higher? Inflation?No, it's great. Inflation has actually
been going down, but it's great. Corporate greed, yeah, going down,
but the price is stayed the samebecause they got to make money Aliens.
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That was a very complex answer tothat question. It's very complex.
It's not shareholders, it's a it'sa litany of things. Is bullshit?
All right, everybody, it isthat time. Thank you very much for
coming on the show tonight. Thankyou very much for participating. Check us
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show notes. I'm really bad atthis. Are we even putting stuff on
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it's been a bad two months.Yeah. Will you hang around for a
second when we're done? Huh?Will you hang around for a second when
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we're done? Yeah? All right, let me do the outro, then
hold on, there will be didyou harmony? Harmony? Goodness? Where
(01:02:13):
the funk was that? I justheard the brain cells in my brain just
dying. He wants to live inharmony, oh way,
Welcome everybody. Let's do the intro. Here we go. Ope, that's
not the intro, and here isthe that's not it either. Okay,
here we go. You're gonna haveFourth of July. Save this for the
last. It's a rocket, youlike it. There is really good,
(00:34):
guys. I call it Peter Griffin'sBunker Bustin' mega Ultra super. I love
(01:03):
Silver Bullet. I forget so.A couple of years ago people were telling
me, hey, fourth of Julyafter fourth of July, of July and
August are like spook season stuff,and I was thinking about that. I
was like, yeah, because likeSilver Bullet, I watched in the summertime,
Fly to the Navigator was just greatfor fourth of July. But no,
(01:26):
it was like Poltergeist, Ghostbusters.I watched all those growing up in
the summer. So I'm kind oflike, eh, I'm cool with that.
Yeah, so there you have that. Plus fact it's fourth July.
How is everyone's fourth Fourth of Julyweekend? On eventful? I have PS
(01:47):
five now, so that's pretty muchprobably playing. I got that yesterday,
but correct, I mean I worked, so I did the same. I
went to the water park. Okay, I mean there was like amateur amateur
fireworks shows for the past four nightsoutside. You added amateur fireworks to that
(02:08):
amateur Wait, who said they wentto the water park? Was that Joe?
Yeah? Joe. I can onlyimagine those savages at the park.
Savages they are. By the way, is it legally legally responsible to give
(02:29):
Jake baucy uh? You know silverbullet? That was Gary beau But that's
okay, sorry. Yeah, Troopers, great movie. Yeah, Jake was
in Starship Troopers. Yeah, goodold Jake. So thenother thing too,
is I never really followed the Nathan'slike hot dog eating contest. Did you
(02:53):
all ever watch that? I wasnever a big fan. I watched it
like once, but it's like it'salways just in the news, so I
always hear about it. Yeah,so I just well, apparently like the
guy who always wins didn't do itthis year, he like retired or whatever
he was. He was banned becausehe is banned? Yeah, well yeah
because his sponsor, uh is uhnon meat hot dogs? What the fuck?
(03:19):
And since they u eating concert eatingcontest? Yeah, but since since
it was sponsored by Nathan, itwas in conflict with his sponsorship, so
therefore he couldn't be. Okay,this is stupid vegan hot dogs in the
business. Nathan so that and soso said the guy was hot dog or
something. Well, he went tohe went to a military base and ate
(03:42):
hot dogs against the military troops.Uh he he ate more hot dogs than
three guys combined. I didn't knowthis, but there was a lemonade drinking
contest that goes on with the hotdog. I never knew this. So
here we go. Who is arewe hoping? Bad lands in a zone
(04:06):
here? I don't know the it'slike a wave machine. Oh, ladies
and gentlemen, bad Lands booker anew world record twenty one seconds, a
(04:30):
new world record one gallon. I'mnot even gonna say what I was thinking
because it's inappropriate. Yeah, hehad no road action going there. Yeah
he need a belch after that,like a gook gook gook. My god.
He must be good at other things. Good. Well, here is
(04:57):
what he's also good at. Herewe go. It's just Tom three too
fine. If I do it,I do it. If not, there,
oh well you you mount talk Jesusright a McDonald's till I tell it,
Tell it, talk talk talk talktalk talk talk time telling how feeling,
(05:36):
how you feeling right now? Brother, take your baby's break. They're
gwan with that. That's about BigDonald. Look, you know you're not
gonna beat a guy who does thatfor fun. That wasn't even a context.
That was just a dinner, youknow what I mean. You're not
gonna beat that guy. He's anatural. His buddy told him to do
(06:00):
that. All the other all theother guys were like like taking SIPs and
like putting it down, and likethey weren't even chugging. They were just
like, you know, taking youknow, a bunch of them that's down
and they're like, oh, we'redrinking lemonade. Oh, he's like a
gook. I didn't know we wereracing ship. We have to finish it.
(06:24):
I was thirsty another people that areplaying for their Like, here's something.
The Beach Boys are still alive.I didn't know this. Yeah,
all of them both news. Thisis them with John stinking California. See
where they're pushy, push you down. Seeing the rippers right there, my
(07:03):
child leads the lead singer, soundssounds you know, like he's ninety,
and everybody else is like they soundedabout the same. So I looked up
some huh oh, I did hearthat Brian Wilson got up put under conservative
ship again? From what put underconservativeship again? He was, uh,
I guess they used Found Looney againor Office Meds or something. So oh
(07:27):
yeah, all right, So Idid a little research. So there's three
original Beach Boys still left alive.You have Brian Wilson, the one that's
all Office Meds. He's eighty twoyears old. Mike Love's who's the lead
singer right now, he's eighty three, and Al Jardine when he's eighty one.
Here actually have let me pull thisup real quick, but no,
(07:50):
that's wrong. Here briant fact thatdog reports surge around fourth of July and
the day after because of that forDoggie. But here, where's that is?
Have it? There? We go? Yep. So there's the Beach
(08:11):
Boys, right, and then there'sBrian Wilson and he looks like now.
And then there's Mike Love bench outchat you share. And this is Al
Jardine. He's eighty one years old. He looks Canadian about it. The
(08:37):
Beach Boys were found in nineteen sixtyone and their first hit hit the charts
in November of sixty one, andthis is the song Surfing is the only
lot they only away from me now, sir surf with Bob Bob. I
got him this borninger sunlready I waschecking up. So there you go.
(09:03):
That's some fun facts about the Aaronwatched the movie Love and Mercy. Great
movie, Love and Mercy. Ohmy god, that movie is crazy.
It's about Brian Wilson going crazy dudeon the man. Oh yeah, yeah,
well it ain't over yet. He'sconservative. The story is still going.
(09:26):
It's a two parterres the sequel.You know, it's crazy to try
try writ into an album like thatwas singing about surfing now, like music
is so different, you like,I'm driving, I'm gonna sing about driving
my drone like guys, yeah,there's the Canyon Canyon. Guys like all
(09:58):
that, like the Beach Boys andthe Monkeys and all that. Laurel Canyon.
It's like linked to c I Astuff, dude, So they think
that that's all. Like all thesixties music was like, you know,
very experimental. Joe mean you savingwave of length, man, This is
why we need to do another afterDark. I know full conspiracies Miscellani's podcast.
(10:24):
After all, right, here wego, everybody, you're gonna have
Fourth of July. That's what hadthe force of July that has done on
theirs tonight. Top ten David Letterman, Please don't sue us, which is
(10:52):
homage for you, all right.Top ten things a burglar doesn't want you
to s when they break in aburglar? My gun naked, No,
I'm going to see you naked?Me was my dick tuck between my legs
waiting a burglar? Toys all overthe place, alright. Number ten A
(11:20):
lot of cats? Cats? Whatso what? Ca? Yeah? Yeah,
exactly. People got a bunch ofcats. They don't got ship in
their house? Number nine, everythingin their house? Number nine smelly garbage
(11:46):
number Kenny Loggins best of playing holdon? Did they as they ask?
Like a thousand burglars? What theydon't want to find? Like you made
the list Burglars digest prison Number sevenSanta Claus Ready for a turf war Weekly
(12:13):
Number six Cheese and Wine party.You want to see the cheese and wine
party? Yeah, they join in. I think they don't say will you
aren't home? Usually don't? Ohyeah. Five Michael Jackson dance off,
(12:35):
where did you get this list?How about another group of people? We
all came up with it on adrunken night. Fur an old lady in
the buff trying to give you milkand cookies. Oh. No. Number
(12:56):
three Civil War reenactments, reactment inthe living room. Do you surrender,
sir? I know, surrender?What the fuck is? Where do you
got? Number two? For thethings that burglars do not want to see
(13:16):
when they're bringing into a house allof a sudden, Alexa telling them what
their Amazon delivery is? All right? And well, well, first of
all, why is she dressed likeBetsy Ross? And why never mind?
And number one the things that burglarsdon't like to see when they get in
how whatever Trump and Biden debate highlightsThere you go. I need to get
(13:41):
any music learner. Well I shouldhave brought the highlights. My favorite is
a Civil War reactment random Well.It makes me think of what was a
murder on sixteen with Wesley Snipes wherehe has a whole like that whole like
map of like you know, aminiature like it was a battle. I
(14:03):
don't remember what battle was, butI think, yeah, probably revolutionary war.
Revolution. Yeah, governments trying toget rid of the AM radio.
There you go. Yeah, theythink it needs to be phased out.
But like if you go to likefar away area and AM radio, good
(14:26):
goes through like mountains and stuffy guysmoney. That's why back in like the
early nineteen hundreds, there's a thebase game that they could being broadcast from
Saint Louis that they could hear outon one of the ships, one of
(14:50):
the warships. So then that waseleven twenty. Well there's a contest every
year to see how far they canbroadcast the signal with the lowest amount of
energy possible. I forget what it'scalled. Yeah, like my emergency radios,
like if I have you know,emergency, I have a hand dound
radios and they've run on I meanthey run on other bands like u H
(15:15):
CHEF. But that's why the governmentdoesn't want you to have a name,
right exactly what to do? Soyou guys where the government like a CB
radio or something to keep it thehouse because shier go sideways real quick.
Yeah October surprise, Yeah, allright, a third of the I don't
(15:37):
know that. I think they're gonnasell out this like a T and t
guys. Oh yeah, yeah,like sell out the like am an FM?
That that makes sense? I don'tknow. I don't know what that
means. A third of the peoplethat text on my way are lying,
Yeah, what if Paul is inwith that? Yeah? That's what I
(16:03):
got later and nothing. All right, before we get into one of this
news, let's get back into otherthings. So okay, here here was
part of our Fourth of July daystuff. We went over to our brother's
house for like the evening part ofit. Here you go the h okay,
(16:27):
So we're getting ready to play avideo game or video game a card
game. This is a card game. It's a demo. We're gonna play
it and we're gonna see how itgoes and all that stuff. But I
have another Fourth of July question foreverybody. Yeah, okay, so I
was looking up Fourth of July stufffor today, right, I'm gonna do
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or whatever. Did you know whatfun fact is? How many barbecue pits,
smokers and everything are bought around thistime? No? No, no,
no more than that. So there'ssomething in general, I mean,
in general, it's around every year. How many do you think they work
around before there's a life time.Do you think a lot of of do
you think a lot of them?Fifty million people in America? So I'm
(17:14):
gonna stay close to about so.No, it is low as shit girls.
That's right because back in twenty twenty, during the pandemic, everybody was
buying girls and smollers, the eddstay at all. So grill people today
are like getting pissed because no onewants to buy anything other than the maybe
like lighter fluids and shiit like that. But look, everybody's already bought there.
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I don't know why they're so stupidthat video and I could not like
keep the heads eddy at all.I have a question, what were you
saying about those uh? Like MichaelJ. Fox took the video, what
were you saying about those grills thatpeople aren't buying them? Yeah? So
this year grill last well, thelast two years, the grill prices have
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been going the grill people buying grillsaround for the July have gone down immensely.
And that's because during the pandemic everyonebought smokers and grills and all this
other stuff because they had nothing elsebetter to do. Yeah, so since
I you know, being over thelast long yeah, and dealing with like
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plumbing and electrical and but grills forus sell like we sell them like hotcakes.
Really. I don't know why,but that's probably the most, like
more than lawnmowers and other types ofequipment and tools. But summertime, yeah,
it's just grills. We probably sellmaybe twenty thirty a day. It's
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crazy, mm hmm. Anyway,very exciting little tidbit for you. What's
going on over there? Oh?You just just single her out? What
are you doing? I was yellingat the dog, yell, shut up.
(19:27):
He's pissed off that he's inside,so he's the inside barking and I
needed to tell him to shut suckup. So it's like, grown ups,
what do you do with the dog? Like two hours sucking? All
right? So the next day forfourth of July, it was like the
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fourth the fifth, right, wellcame and got us in the jeep.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.There we are, right, Oh yeah,
beautiful picture of me like that,no handles. Just call me and
let me know. He's like rightup there on the bar. Yeah,
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there you go. We went tothe loading dock. I've never been here
before, and I was telling Joeabout this. There was like all these
old sixties movies or whatever or fitwhatever, like the periodic that were made
in the nineties of like back inthe day of like country clubs and then
all the tables with the umbrellas andlike the old guys playing peanuckle and ship
like this place reminded me of that, but on the river because like everybody
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working there was wearing blue polos andwhite little shorts or whatever. And uh
best, what was that? Whatwas that? Caeso cocaca? Google?
What was it? What was it? What was that again? Doc salsa?
Yeah, I've heard it both ways. So it was really fucking good.
And it was like freshly made everyday. Right. There was no
(20:57):
cheese in it, like casber whatliterally means geez what caso? Yeah,
literally means cheese. There we areliterally literally a picture of me. Yeah,
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that's a good one. So itwas Eric. It was the guy's
birthday. Mm hmmm. It wasa guy's birthday and Jamie got him a
unicorn balloon for his birthday. Ohyeah, so I did a little well
(21:38):
here you go, what do youthink of it? And it lights up?
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Oh my god, I'm important.Okay, interesting, that's her brother.
Yeah, yeah, but they servedreally good ribs. So one rib
(22:26):
that's because we ate the other one. I'm missing out on ribs right now
for you guys. Oh really,oh thank you. Well, I had
to go home and get that thatthat card game that you guys saw,
It was a demo game a buddyof ours made and he was like,
(22:48):
can you take this over the weekendand tell me if you like it or
not. It's a fun game,but it needs a lot of work.
But I had to run back hometo get it because I forgot it.
And this is what I walked intowhen I came back to get too long
sleeping pasted out, same thing.Yeah, they were having too much fun.
(23:11):
Yeah who was that air? Who'sthat air humping? That's her brother?
Okay, yeah, while we werethere was really good. Is you
guys need to all come over forthe We're gonna do a Shark Nato marathon
barbecue fun time thing. One ofthe things I created was called water balloon
(23:37):
corn hole right, and it isliterally just like yeah, but it's like
take this side, it's corn hole, right, but with water balloon.
See so this this so this isokay, So this is the actual you
get to see how it went down. This is a trial run of the
(23:59):
water balloon corn hole test one.There's no way. Aren't you gonna do
it? When I try that?He's a regular balloon. That's why one
(24:23):
time I bid balloons. I knowyou can throw that. Miss alright,
second ball, second ball? Here, alright, my trying to go first,
(24:45):
I do true. So this isdamn. This isn't pretty. They
made for durability. Babe, No, don't you Oh that was fun suck
(25:19):
there you go girl on purpose?Yes, okay, I was hoping so
there. You know. It waslike that guy on the Little Caesar's commercial.
Oh I did oh ship, that'sfunny. Let's see it's already twenty
(25:45):
Yeah, let's go through this.Let's do this one. McDonald's employees get
arrested for shooting at customers. Whywould you like that? About forty four?
It didn't go so on June twentyeighth at the Lakeland, Florida McDonald's
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All Florida, Yes, sir,everything Joel Oasting's Neck of the woods.
You know that if you found themoney you googled your birthday in Florida,
it will always come up with somewild freaking crime that happened, and I
get no, I didn't have tobe Florida. No, Florida is the
(26:27):
one that it comes up with somewild shack because I got you do your
birthday in Florida, man, yourday of your birth in Florida, man,
And then like whatever first pop uppops up, it's an InterMute,
it's a josh. Well. Thepolice responded about one am and arrested a
twenty two year old employee, ChastityGardener, on aggravated on an argument that
(26:53):
began at the drive through where twocustomers complained about their order and they started
to assault the McDonald's dry through window. They're like reaching around, grabbing,
like theyre just like not knocking sodasout of the soda fountain, reaching for
the straws, you know, yelling, doing all that stuff. So then
(27:15):
the customers drove off and went aroundthe building, and that's where Gardner decided
to grab her gun, run outsideand start shooting at him right on.
Yeah, and this was in Texas, Florida, Florida. Got don't bring
those states. Yeah, you ain'tgonna do that in Texas because I mean
(27:38):
the customers are armed too. That'strue. That's true. Yeah, it'll
be a gunfight the okay McDonald's allright. So she was charged with aggravate
assault with a deadly weapon. Thereyou go, hmm, that's it.
Good times. Yeah, okay,this is a Democrat city. Also in
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the same area, not in thesame area, and the same last month,
did you know that US marshals foundtwo hundred missing children? Nice?
Yeah, out time they start findingthose I think the US Marshalls should be
charge of this shit anyway. Yeah, so, US marshals with local and
federal agencies in seven judicial district thosewords, found just over two hundred critically
(28:33):
missing kids called Operation We Will FindYou too. Those guys, Yeah,
those guys are so good at findingpeople, like that's their job, just
to find people. That's good.All right. Now here's a question I
need to ask you, guys,See what you think of this. I
don't know that much about gaming stuff, but here we go. A message
(28:56):
to Xbox one on Microsoft over thefuck y'all fucking servers, fucking whack man,
y'all gonna make me squish the PlayStationif you don't have to get this
ship fixed. It's that difficult toplay somebody online? What the fuck?
Is you're doing Bill Gates fix yourship? Man pissed off about? Uh
well, first of all, BillGates actually is a part of it anymore.
(29:18):
And apparently shoes or something I don'tknow. Ye, yeah, they
probably got hit with a server attackand then just like you know, got
bogged down. It's busy doing likepoop water in Africa or some weird ship
(29:38):
is why with poop water Gates?This funny malaria, I believe. Show
me a new sword you bought terrymalaria if you like, I came down
with the case of the poops.You're gonna is with is with one of
(30:02):
those swords all on a cause,play sword and kill yourself the night.
Come on now. Yeah, thepoop water reference with some weird toilet David,
they made that separated the water fromthe poop, so you drink it.
And I'm not kidding your Google it'sfucked up. Yeah. Well here's
one of them ThunderCats, no powerRangers, the same thing. I've heard
(30:30):
it both ways. All right,watch you go to that. We're gonna
go to commercial break. I'm nota science taste, but I'm going check
(30:56):
on these. Yeah, I lovethat turtle dude. This is interesting,
interesting commercials. Paul, turtles gotthe pipes. Yeah, he at too
much. He was pregnant. Youknow. The motherfuckers don't die. Ye,
(31:22):
Crocodiles and turtles do not die.Isn't that crazy? They just get
larger. Yeah, they just getlarger. Oh okay, unless they get
killed by like disease or uh yeahor another animal car. Yeah, they
just don't die. Here's the otherone, people, Oh, kill them
(31:47):
up forbid, kill bill score,it's it's starting out at kill bill.
But I don't know as a certificateof authenticity has only been used once.
And he decided, what sword doyou want to die by? It's my
wedding day? Oh, it's weird. What did she say she wants?
(32:14):
Yeah? Yeah, she wasn't wearlike all these swords in the wedding.
And I'm like, oh, youknow today you let her wear swords if
she wants to. Yeah, shewants to have swords at her wedding.
You don't buck with the woman's wedding. She wants to have field those dangling
on whatever. Yes, dear,that's what you say. I know she's
(32:39):
wearing swords, so am I Justin case, Paul, you should show
up like King Joffy Juffer. Yeah, America, no, the King.
You know what you should you shouldshow up as you know, a final
fantasys Clyde with a big as swordand yeah at of like matcher and swords
(33:00):
or something with a sword. Hey, you have all the sword and her
carry sword. There you go,all right, you want to see the
tallest basketball player? Oh, Ican't talk. This fourteen year old makes
Shack look like a dwarf as heis almost eight feet tall. This makes
(33:22):
him the tallest basketball player in theworld and one of the top three hundred
tallest people in the world. Whenhe holds a basketball in his hand,
it looks like a toy. Heis so big that whether he is defending
or dunking, no one can evenget close. He even won one million
dollars by dunking on Shack Yoda's shirt. Anybody that can dumble me, I'll
(33:43):
give you a million dollars cash.Was it really dunking when all you're doing
is reaching up? Well, youknow it was like fourteen either. Yeah,
we all felt that way, likewith like little kiddie basketball nets where
(34:06):
we just like, you know,walk up to him, be like gosh,
I think you should change your pictureto the guy off a total time,
the neighbor. I feel like,yeah, I feel like you're that
neighbor that you would be the dude. I gotta give him the other one,
the one where he's holding up themarbles, the light up marble work.
(34:28):
Yeah. Okay. Earlier, Aarontext me about the hurricane and how
they can weaponize a lot of likeweather and uh due check this out,
because I mean, look at this, this is this is the recent one
that has happened. What the otherday in Jamaica, Hurricane Burl ship.
(34:54):
It just like, don't like itwas like that. That's also ye like,
uh yeah, that was time?What is that time lapsed? The
first one Jamaica. Watch the trafficbottom, Yeah, watch the traffic at
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the bottom. Welcome to Jamaica.Oh my god, you thought that that
was real life? Yeah it wasreal time. Oh my god. Yeah,
that would have help me. You'reslow without being slow, that would
(35:51):
be oh man. Well, nowhe didn't have twenty minutes to talk about
anything. No, no, II didn't send him that. I sent
him something else. I don't knowwhat that In the real world. This
was this was radar pictures and aguy from Raytheon talking about, uh,
(36:17):
direct energy weapons and Antarctica. It'scrazy, that's crazy. But you can
see them on the radar. Doyou have those radar things? I don't
have. I have them on myphone, but I don't have them uphill.
Okay. Yeah, So you cansee on if you go to ACI
weather, the time lapse of theweather in that area, and then you
see these rippled pulses hitting in onespecific area of that hurricane, and they're
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like people have already said. Yeah. Eric Hecker came out and said that
there are there's a transmitting station andAntarctica that owns and it can direct pulses
in there. That's why you havecontrails, so you have have ionized air
when you're trying to use a directenergy weapons system. It's crazy, but
(37:05):
my wheel right now, I know. If you notice all the crazy weather
that we've been having, Florida justcatches on fire for no fucking reason.
They say it's one thing, butthat's a white check for Oh yeah,
you can see them fucking with theatmosphere. You see, and I think
in the Gulf not long ago,they had something like ten thousand or twenty
(37:29):
thousand lightning strikes within Let's say itwas like an hour just in the Gulf
of Mexico. That doesn't just buydidn't they by well, Dubai, they
were like fucking with the weather.Well, the problem is Dubai seeds their
their clouds there so they can growgrass and vegetation. But the problem was
(37:49):
they overseated him. When you haveground that's dried out like that, it
doesn't soak up the water, itjust sits there. So that's kind of
what happened. I think that wasprobably them doing that on their own.
But yeah, yeah, Maui whosaid Maui a second ago? Yeah,
same thing. But crazy? Whyyeah, why, it's just nuts.
(38:15):
Look here for the only fans page. Yeah, I've been waiting for that
link. I am the creator ofit. You're the one who's videoing it.
No, no, I am thecreator of Pauli's only fans page?
Are you the cameraman? Is that? I am the cameraman? And I
(38:37):
also there's merchandise link too. Ifyou like his breath, I got that
too. Yeah, he's also thefluffer. Oh no, no, I
like that. You guys hear you? Guys want to watch a crocodile story.
(39:00):
I'm interested in your jar of breath, Josh nine a sail right now,
what's different? What's different than isyou know? Yeah, it's different
when you sleep And I woke upthe next day and I couldn't see for
two days. I've got so muchto say. That's kind of Florida.
(39:45):
First off, why would you like, yeah, let's just put our life
at risk so we can shot ona beer, Like I'm gonna have this
alligator. Here's the one. We'regoing to feed the alligator of the beer.
That action going better than limit.Here's the thing you got to realize
about Florida. All right, SoI lived in Florida for seven years.
(40:06):
The thing you have to realize aboutFlorida people is you're grown up with this.
I remember alligators being in our backyard. So you just fucking yeah people
too, you never know. Yeah, it's it's just what it is.
Them fuckers around. You have fire, You had the worst bugs, the
shitty reptiles, and you just gotto deal with it. Just Florida kids
(40:27):
are nuts. They're savages anyway theyare. Man, They're fucking fearless because
and then you go to the likeI was at the beach every weekend.
My parents are dragging me to thebeach. So my family was a beach
bone family. So uh yeah,you're just stepping on jellyfish and you just
(40:47):
got to deal with nature. It'sweird down there, but it makes sense,
yeah, if you have deal withnature. But I mean, like
the alligator was kind of like thedid you just do to me? Yeah,
I mean it's still not smart.I'm not defending it. He's clearly
an idiot. But uh yeah,those people, they get confident with these
animals. Yeah, that's that's theproblem though, ye, like like people
(41:14):
around bears. Wait all right,yeah, those people at uh what's the
Tiger King's place? That chick gother arm ripped off? With their names
the magicians Simon and Simon. Whatare the name of the magicians? What
(41:36):
magicians? Yeah? That egypt likemusic. That's what I thought you said.
And I was like the musicians whogot their arm ripped off by a
t Yeah, we don't come herefor diction. There's probably Motley cruise ship
(42:00):
back in the eighties. Yeah,that's what happened to the deaf Lepard drummer.
Oh but still too soon for him? What happened to him for real.
The bus turned over and his armgot caught in it and he lost
his arm. So he had learnedhow to drum one armed? Armed?
(42:23):
When armed one arm, do dodo all? He played? He has
said their synthesizers like, yeah,yeah, he had the first rock band
set. So all right, thisone's fucked up. Story, Just I
(42:44):
got more honest he go through.Michael ran out the back of the plane,
ran out of the back of theplane. You don't have No,
he didn't jump down the back ofthe plane, right, So I was,
(43:12):
I was he jumped down the backof the plane. If you don't
have the copilot, No, Ijumped out the back of the plane.
So your copilot's gone. He jumpedout the back of the fucking plane.
The party, Just don't you understandyou're gonna be looking for a body?
Yeah yeah, I was like Rogerme, what are you gonna tell him?
(43:32):
You know, get a passenger tocome up there and see right right?
Yeah, So do you need helplanding or what make you think?
I literally just watched the airport movieslike Airport, Airport, Airplane, No
airport, airport, not airplane,Well maybe Wonderport yeah, the first disaster
(43:57):
movies Airport and uh Airport seventy fiveand Airport seventy seven. Oh no,
I don't know. Oh yeah,it was like the disaster movies. Do
you wonder if, like if hedidn't tell anybody that he had jumped out
the back of the plane, thatlike they'd be exiting the planet, Like
what the fuck, dude, whatI don't know he was here, You
(44:22):
have that conversation, I'm gonna gojump out of the back and then walk
away. Bro'a go, I'm gonnago out first smoke, let me right
back. Is really eat a cigarette? Right? Yeah? So this is
what happened. This actually happened acouple of years ago. This was July
twenty ninth, twenty twenty two,in North Carolina. The coal pilot name
(44:44):
was Charles Hugh CrOx. He wastwenty three years old and was reportedly being
very upset over damaging the craft's landinggear during a failed run, Like they
tried landing earlier and he met stoodup and they had to go to emergency
landing somewhere else. So they hadto go to the next airport to land,
(45:07):
you know, to do a thatcolimn but the pilot said, the
co pilot being visibly upset over this, and you know it was not like
he didn't want to do the hardlanding. So what he did? Wash?
Yeah, Like he first opened thewindow in the cockpit and he like,
(45:28):
I need some air. The guy'slike, no, you can't open
the window, and uh yeah.So he then he gets little frantic,
gets up, takes his headphone off, says, I'm sorry, I need
to walk in the back get somefresh air. And minutes later, well
before he did that, the cowthe the pilot didn't notice he lowered the
(45:51):
back ramp of the of the aircraft. How do you not know that?
It was a noticeable back draft,right, So and then he lower the
light of some sort of be like, hey, by the way, your
back door is open. Yeah,you're losing pressure. Tell you what to
do, stupid air pressI yeah.After he did that, he said he
was feeling sick and he was goingto like walk in the back or whatever.
(46:14):
He got up, took his headphonesoff, apologized for breaking the landing
gear, and then walked in theback and took off off the plane.
Guys, I'm really sorry I brokethe landing gear. I'll be right back.
I'm going to go kill myself now. I want to go milk,
(46:35):
cigarettes and milk. Yeah, leaveme because I'll be right back. Five
years later, his body was recoveredin the backyard of someone's house. Damn,
(46:59):
white people in Oregon do no right, I'm like picturing they're all like
outside having a barbecue. Oh mygod, mm hmm Sarah, Sarah,
do you want cheese on your hamburger? Never mind, I didn't over a
white boy my burger. So apparentlymister Crocs also had a history of mental
(47:25):
health issues. I think they.I don't know. I don't know how
to take that. That's a littlerough. All right, if don't put
any crackers on my hamburger, don'ttell me what to do. All right?
All right, here you go astoday dumb ways to die and we're
(48:16):
kids for him. Oh man,the malls man, what do you guys
think of malls? Do you guysstill go to out to malls? No?
I uh yeah, yeah, everyday I drive to work. I
(48:37):
got to see them tear down oldJamestown mall. So it's going now.
Remember old James Twn Mall? Ohyeah, there was a guy that he
used to break in there and hedo what was it abandoned places? Yeah,
with the drills, Yeah, thoseare cool. Was a cool No,
I haven't been to a mall inforever. I missed the those days,
(49:00):
you know, like during Christmas andstuff we would go to like James
holl Mall would go to us.What was it? Not the US?
What was the other? One SquareSouth County Mall? South County Mall?
(49:21):
Did in the Midwest one have likea golf course or something in it?
M oh, the one in Minneapolis, All America. No, I thought
I thought Mid Rivers Mall or somethingthat had that in there. They had
a pup put course and in thegalleria mm hmmm, not the galeria,
(49:43):
that's yeah, they did have something. Oh the gallery. Is that thing
still around too? Yeah, it'sa hot spot of the mall that's over
over by bass Pros by Saint Charles. What is that called Cookers and Beer?
Yeah, that's Mid River's mall.Right, No, no, you're
(50:04):
talking about uh Like, it's notSaint Charles. It's it's right there next
to a Maristar. Yeah. Yeah, it's like Beale Street or something like
that. I can't think it something. No, it's uh, Dillard's Gillard's
Tallars we remember you forgot? Yeah, I know, I thought that was
(50:25):
Mid Rivers Mall or was it WestWest Westport Mall or something that's a Westport
Westports and the West. Yeah,that was right. Yay, look at
this the Dillards thing you see theI remember the sculptures of James Some Mall.
Yeah, all those weird you know, I came out in the seventies.
(50:47):
James Some Mall did, yep,and it was huge, but it
was big like it was a bigpopular Yeah. I remember. I remember
going there often from when as akid, We're going Jamestown Mall. It
was Jamestown Mall North Plaza. Werethe ones who went to look at that
picture? Yeah, where's Spencer's Gifts? Did you Jamestown Mall in the nineteen
(51:15):
died the No? Did you guysknow they had bear fights inside James Some
Mall when first opened up. Bearactually had you know, yeah, yogi
bears fighting. Yeah. I readan article about it, like when James
Some All first opened it. It'snot like it was when we were were
(51:35):
going in there. They had allsorts of like gimmick things to get people
to go in there like and wina Cadillac. Yeah, it was really
interesting. M hmm okay, misterclip clip clip, So it was it
was Yeah, I saw that.I saw that Spencer's and yeah I saw
(52:00):
that. I was like, Iasked my sister about it, like,
is that a Spencer skiff like aSpencer sponsers like Spencer door. Yeah,
they opened actually Glen Carbon but yeahthey that's crazy. Yeah, yeah,
it's right next to the that's mythat's one of my cat goes for the
(52:21):
vet Olive Garden. Yeah, itwas Olive Garden. If I can't go
to the Olive Garden for for hisappointments, did you hear your family?
He gets breaststicks and salad with hisuh you know, his step stiff,
you know. But do you thinkmalls will ever get back to what they
(52:47):
over? Would be absolutely unless Iwonder why why? Because Amazon is so
easy because everybody is anti social nowyeah, a social aspect. And it's
also that we do everything on ourphones. There's not really necessary for a
giant story have like ten thousand thingsto kind of do like on your phone.
(53:08):
I mean, it's nice to haveso try on things, but otherwise,
oh, like I sa I swearto God, like whenever we go
grocery shopping and stuff at like Walmartand it's in and out, it's like,
we know what we need, weknow where we're going, and if
you get my way, I willhit you with a car. You don't
even have to shop at Walmart now. Now you can just shop online with
(53:30):
Walmart. And yeah, but thoseassholes will pick half rotten apples and yeah,
a cumber it smells like a pickle, Like what the why is my
gray? Yeah, they will goout there and pick out denn and cans
(53:52):
and the worst ship possible because theway you don't you can you have to
take it. Well, you don'thave to, but I mean you're too
lazy to pick it up. You'redefinitely gonna be lazy to bring it back
exactly right. So no fresh products, got it? They have, like
I want to get the the HistoryChicken in a bag that's already been dropping
(54:15):
the four or five. Sure it'sin the terms and conditions. I'm sure
it is. Well, you heardthat they're in certain cities and areas they're
going because theft of so much shitin the self checkout lanes that they're putting
it as a monthly subscription to usethem. Yeah, use in the state
(54:36):
of Ille. Probably to make itillegal in Chicago because they have so much
stuff. So if they make itto where there's no self checkout in the
city of Chicago, then they thinkthey're going to fix their problem. That's
what I've been begging for for fuckingfifteen years exactly. Take out the self
checkouts. And retailers hate it,but companies use it like the people that
(54:59):
like in our stores, like inmy hardware store. It's just we can't
stand it. Nobody. I hateit. I don't want to do that
ship at the grocery store, youknow what I mean. Yeah, well,
you really are one of those thingswhere it's like, you know,
you know you're paying, come in, you're paying for your food, and
then I'm paying myself right as you'redone. I understand. Well, then
(55:27):
they have the nerve to put thepeople at the door to like, we
need to check your receipt. Ifyou didn't just to check out my stuff,
you can't check my receipt right.See. I get that a lot
because I don't like to bag alot of ship if it's a big bag
of whatever, milk or whatever.Yeah, it's sodas or drinks or whatever.
Yeah, it's gonna instand. Idon't need a bag. But they're
always like, I gotta make sureyou're not stealing that it's not in a
(55:50):
bag. Yeah, I'm gonna puta fucking two by four. I do
the I do the backup, anddo it online. Now I swear either,
Joe, they don't. Don't muteyourself. Unmute yourself. Man.
Oh sorry, all right, sorry, because you're like, hey, war,
(56:12):
I have to take tell dude.So it's a caesar to shop online.
No, I get you. Iwant to do it too. Damn
it goes on mute again as I'mtrying to like edit, it's like,
damn it. But in the endit's all I just don't. I don't
know. In the end, well, here's here's one thing to you have
(56:34):
the self checkout problems. But thenif you get back onto the lines again,
then you're you're taking home like ridiculousamounts of bags because it's like,
oh, we have bananas, that'sa single bag. Oh you have to
a single bag. You're like,come on, man, that's very low
cost. What it comes down tois you have to pay less you're able
to pay less staff inconvenience to customerand say it's you know, the lying
(56:58):
to you saying it's more convenient,but you need to pay cashiers to give
people what they want. And they'renow willing to do it. And like
I said, the workers there,they want cashiers because we're tired of getting
yelled at, you know, so, uh, we're tired of it feeling
like we're accusing people Like Josha,I'm tired of dealing with people and accusing
them, not accusing them. Butwhen you ask for a receipt, people
(57:21):
take it a certain kind of way, you know what I mean. So
it's like, oh, absolutely,we're tired of it too. But the
investors in the company say it's toocost effective and they're making too much money
or saving it money. If youcan have say eight checkouts that are open
and only one person watching it,yep, you know that's so much easier
(57:42):
than having one person at one checkout, because then you know, for that
same amount of people you're gonna haveto pay eight cashiers. Is standing in
front of eight registers? Yeah,it's it's absolutely more cost effective, and
you know I understand that, youknow, they're you know, there are
some that uh, you know,there's I forgot where I was going.
(58:06):
It doesn't matter. Oh It's likeI was gonna say something, but yeah,
I mean I get that. Youguys are probably you know, more
pissed off about the self checkouts thanwe are, because you know, when
we go to self checkouts, we'relike, this is stupid that we have
to that we have to, youknow, get our own groceries, take
(58:27):
it to the register, bag ourown groceries, and then get harassed at
the door. It's like, whatthe fuck? Because I tell you what.
Whenever I go and they're like,we need to check your receipt,
I walk right past them. Minedidn't even talk to me, and they're
like certain, I just keep walking. I'm like, no, you ain't
taking my receipt. And if theyknow it's only a shareholders matter in this
(58:49):
economy, where I where I,where I buy it at they check.
The people at the door are dresseddifferently, like uh one of them,
and one of them dresses like ahippie where you wear thick old hippie glasses
and everything is very poor. Igot tried getting stopped. I was like
you, Josh, right, justkept walking, mostly because I didn't take
it seriously. She was dressed ina Tinkerbell outfit and she was like really
(59:13):
old lady, and it was cute. But as she's walking by and I
have a headphoned in and she's like, sorry, I need to see her,
and I was just like, youlook great, and just kept going.
But yeah, like if they tryto stop me, I just walked
right past them. Life I'll seepeople like they'll have like a line of
people and like you're checking receipt alsolook like this, this fourteen year old
(59:35):
makes Shack look like a dwarf.Yeah, I mean, I just like,
I'm like and like there was onetime that somebody stopping like I need
to check your receipt and I lookedat him. I said, what do
you need to check it for.They're like, well, we need to
check to make sure that you skineverything. Am all right? All right?
I got and I looked at myreceipt. I had like one hundred
and ninety two things. I'm like, you're gonna go through every single one
(59:58):
of them. If my egles you'refinding me another one. He was like,
you know you goddamn right, Ican go. I have pictures on
my phone of like four to five. I had one of those like five
bags cost me over one hundred dollarsand that was just getting ship that you
know, we just need grant.Some of it was was like named brand,
(01:00:20):
but I was like, did Imiss a fucking meeting? How much
prices keep going higher? Inflation?No, it's great. Inflation has actually
been going down, but it's great. Corporate greed, yeah, going down,
but the price is stayed the samebecause they got to make money Aliens.
(01:00:45):
That was a very complex answer tothat question. It's very complex.
It's not shareholders, it's a it'sa litany of things. Is bullshit?
All right, everybody, it isthat time. Thank you very much for
coming on the show tonight. Thankyou very much for participating. Check us
(01:01:06):
out on every platform. We're prettymuch everywhere, and help sports show the
show notes. I'm really bad atthis. Are we even putting stuff on
TikTok anymore? I need to dothat. I'm sorry, don't worry,
it's been a bad two months.Yeah. Will you hang around for a
second when we're done? Huh?Will you hang around for a second when
(01:01:28):
we're done? Yeah? All right, let me do the outro, then
hold on, there will be didyou harmony? Harmony? Goodness? Where
(01:02:13):
the funk was that? I justheard the brain cells in my brain just
dying. He wants to live inharmony, oh way,
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