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I feel the need to wear moredenim and yeah, and tell people like
you know how they're you know,sawing wood? Wrong? Right? Wrong?
Fuck, Yeah, I've been Istarted watching wood shopping videos. I'm
like, why am I watching?How you STARp a knife? Sir?
Exactly? Sure, I can tellyou a lot about Damascus blades and uh
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guns and all sorts of ship.Yeah. I just started watching there's this
guy on there I can start Ican start a fire without a pharaoh rod.
There's a there's a guy I watchon Instagram. He you probably don't
know who he is, Mark Halik. He's a big weightlifter. He carries
like truck parts for weights he like, and he doesn't ever like show his
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face. I'll have to pull apicture up of him. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't know who it is,but I believe you. Yeah.
I just find myself just being alittle more intuitive. I don't know why.
And I started remote viewing, Paulie, you know what that is.
(01:07):
So there's a guy masturbate a lot. That's what I've been watching. Now,
I'll explain it to you later,Buddy, It's a long story.
Okay, who else are we waitingon me? And finish up stuff and
then whoever else comes in. Idon't really know in all this new I
(01:30):
I it's it's been a yet again, another busy fucking weekend of different things
going on. So you guys willsee him, just give him. And
I'm still trying to get everything readyto go. Did you see doctor?
Did you see that? Yeah?I want to talk about this on the
show. So there we go.So I figured we can just bullshit right
(01:53):
now while we get everything going,and I'll cut it out later and we'll
use it for something because we're we'reWe had a media day and Chappie came
over. We even did a showyesterday. That's why I was telling the
impromptu show and everything. Yeah,that was weird. Yeah, I got
the email and I'm like, it'snot Sunday, yeah, and I'm working,
but that's okay. Yeah, wellyou know it was. It was
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just in case. So but butwhat happened is that we came over.
So we have our Instagram set up. We have both my TikTok and the
actual show TikTok combined now so thatI could put stuff on either or both
of them, and then so nowwe can try to get a thousand and
the goal is to get a thousandfollowers because then we can go lives and
then we can do all this otherstuff so we can have more and more
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opportunity to get the show out.So I think it's funny how whenever you're
thinking about something you close your eyesand talk. He closed his eyes for
like a solid minute, trying tothink about what he was trying to say.
Jeez, thanks, thanks, that'sfine. Oh you post you post
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these videos where you posted on TikTok. We're gonna do stuff on I'm gonna
Instagram going we have it now andyou Josh, I'm all like, yeah,
I don't think. Yeah, isthere anybody backstage? I'm not really
saying because I'm trying to fix thislast I have a bamboo beard comb,
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you know, and I need toget a new one. I had a
wood one. I carry it workin my pocket and I snapped it.
Yeah, I got one. That'sbamboo. What are those run? I
got it off of TMU for like, okay, yeah, I love bro
I'm sure, Okay, Yeah,there is people backstage? All right,
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Sorry, I want to got chatfie. We got yeah, we got jaded,
dude. We almost didn't get jadedtonight and I'm really happy with Look
at his hair. Yeah, yeah, it's like a Yeah, I have
my Bluetooth headphone them today, sono, let me fix your your mind.
(04:10):
Keep talking, keep talking, keeptalking. Yeah, I have my
Bluetooth headphones on today, so we'llsee how it goes. There you go.
I just had to picture, think, chap, what's up? It's
okay, I have no what totalk about. I'll just keep talking.
There you go, all right,all right? Never what is this?
(04:33):
What is this? Is this afoot? No? Hold on, that's
not that I need this. It'sa fucking foot. Only that's funny.
I like that. Whose is that? That's mind your business? That's who
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I thought you were gonna say.It's mine. It might be my only
foot, but all right, Igotta do this. And then does she
know? Does she know you havethe interwebs? Yeah? It makes her
sweat. It's funny, like likewhenever I grabbed her foot and did that
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and took a picture, her wholefoot started sweating. It was great.
Weird throw self defense mechanism, weird? Okay, anybody else making okay?
All right, no, I guessnot. He did make the other one
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though, so we have that allright, here we go and three oh
popping in here. Oh we havemy brother, Hi brother, h brother,
gotta be quick, keep talking,Joe, I need to fix your
microphone. Just keep talking. Well, my headset didn't kick on, so
I don't know what's going on here, beautiful all right? Cool beans are
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about? What is this? It'sstill loading? What's going on here?
It's the miscellaneous podcast? Here wego? Oh sure, so what's the
(06:21):
scam? Bet? You take themout into the middle of the desert and
then you leave them to rot.Unfortunately, no, these Americans are smart.
They pay me only half now halfwhen I get them back to Cairo.
So this time I'm going to schoolall the day. Huh mm hmm.
That's the breaks. So I like. I like your new background there,
(06:45):
Chappy, Yeah, I do thingsmm hmm. Not to delete your
dog though, because it is mydog and it's like hopping all over the
pa. Is that a foot Joshon their picture? Yeah, that's funny.
(07:10):
So basically everyone is who notices thatthe foot is basically out of themselves
with the foot finish. There yougo, all right, I gotta get
things going. And we had alot dude, I've had Can I tell
you guys how my day started today? Yes? Started? Oh man,
So I started. I did.I did a couple of things, and
(07:30):
I was really happy about those,thank you. And I did a couple
of things. I was really proudof those. But then it just turned
into one big nightmare. When Iwent out to go to lunch with Tom
Tom Joe, Uh, here's what, here's what. I walked over to
great window window. Did it getbusted out or was it the heat?
(07:58):
No, it got busted out orbusted in? What did they take anything?
So? I don't keep anything inthere at all, So I didn't,
Right, this is I gotta tryit. This is outside for its
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seafood. I mean, this isfucked up. It was outside the house.
Don't look at the clip seatbelt becauseeven the cop was like, this
was outside his house, outside myhouse. I called the cops. Cops
came over and I said, Okay, I'm thinking maybe a you know,
we're all cutting grass. Everybody wasin the neighborhood's cutting grasses. Ray,
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So I was thinking, okay,maybe it, you know, a rock
took it out. You would seethe rock inside your car, And I'm
like, what and he goes upthe road just like literally he goes just
right around the corner. There wasanother break in where they pried the door
open and I was like what becausethe no, Because I was like,
(09:03):
what do you think happened? Theysaid they probably like because he goes check
your glove box ithing it wasn't rifledwith nothing, And so I was like,
dude, what's going on your Thepolice presence around this area is huge.
I mean almost three or four timesa day you'll see them coming up
and down our street. They'll wavea deal, they'll talk to you.
(09:24):
This happened like in a window ofthat. So like three or four cars
got hit and I was like,so what do we do with this?
And he's just like, you know, you're just gonna have to you know.
So I gotta figure this out.State of Illinois, don't do ship,
ain't doing nothing? And where wasthat at Alton or Wood River?
And this was this was at ourhouse? I don't know, Yeah you
(09:48):
did? You came over for Idon't Okay, Now you don't have garage
to park your cars in? Nope, no, not yet. We're still
working on that. Thanks making mefeel like a bum all right. Happy.
You remember when we went over toher brother's house and we thought those
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like thugs all walking like bad asses, you wouldn't get out of the street.
While we were driving, I wasthinking of that right away. I'm
like, these white trash. Iwas just bring you a ring camera.
Yeah, that's what That's exactly whatwe're looking into, is the ring cameras
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because even the cop goes, justget the ring camera. It covers the
area. So we're going to putthat and then we're gonna have one in
the backyard and it's it's just crazy. But yeah, I'm dealing with that.
Don't with that today. I knowthat's right. I get a gun
all that, but we didn't evenknow, like we didn't hear the hint.
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Yeah, but he needs a reaperdrone. Guys, forget the gun,
he needs a reaper. There yougo down the street. So the
cop was even like, dude,I even was down your street like three
times already, and I didn't evennotice this because I'm like, yeah,
you don't notice. I like literallyI was this, do do do do
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do? And then bam right there, So uh fine, I let me
in. I'm back. Oh sorry, guys, I guess I'm chopped liver.
Sorry, I don't really follow thechat or anything. I don't really
read or know, like, yes, didn't respond back to me. So
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there's that. And then Josh waslike, you're closing her eyes every time
we talkball. Thanks Scott's posting onFacebook, Paul, So he's busy.
That's a joke, all right,No, I like it. It's funny.
So yeah, there was that.Did the water park, right,
Joe? Yes, I did.Yeah, that was fun. Yeah,
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it was. It was actually reallyfun. Summer's go by too, fas
because I called you up earlier becauseI was outside around ten am putting in
new lighting into the front gardens andI was just like, never even thought
about going over to my truck,you know. And you're all like,
you're Joe's because I'm going to thewater park, aren't you. Woo.
I was like, that's what happened, you went to the water park.
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So Paul broke his window out,I think that's what it was. He
threw a rock, He's like absencewater park, smashed the window. Then
he called the police and the policewere like, yeah, I did.
Oh that's funny. All right,you guys want to do it. Here
we go here it is right here, there's tonight. Stop you haven't been
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sued yet? Yeah, yeah,please don't sue head. He needs a
super composed his head over David.Let there you go. Uh. One
of these was supposed to be avideo, but I didn't have time to
get it, so we it wassomething Jamie did, so we changed out
with something her brother came up withas I coughed out, all right,
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here you go. Top ten waysto beat the heat this summer, y'all.
It's man. Yesterday I spent fourhours doing yard work and I about
yeah, I mean those well,I'm not in Texas, so I don't
need to like bring a bat outside. But yeah, but I had to
take so many breaks because I waslike, oh f this crap, and
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it was crazy. But we gota lot of work done. But man,
the heat isn't seen this year.It feels like a normal summer,
doesn't it. I mean to me, it just feels like a good summer.
But let's throw your rookie numbers up. This is at the highest ninety
six today. Okay, yeah,borrow, our humidity is higher than yours.
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So yeah, so what what what'sit going? To be What did
you say, Aaron one oh onetomorrow. Oh yeah, I'm I'm working
enough. I hate you, Joelike a crazy yeah, Scott's Scott.
Josh is like these are he didthat? You know, Josh did that
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deal? Remember a couple of yearsago. I was like, man,
it's like ninety eight and you're likeamateur numbers, rookie numbers. It was
one hundred and six today with aheat index of one hundred and fifteen.
Yeah, ninety degree. All right, here you go. Top ten ways
to beat the heat this summer.Number ten turn Biden's senior moments into a
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drinking game. Everyone, and thenyou'll die. Yeah, then you'll yeah,
then you alcohol. Number nine fillyour pool with only one thousand rubber
duckies. Cool. Number eight watchany anime marathon shirtless? Okay, I
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don't think you can do that anyway, all right? Number seven? Oh
okay, well there you go.Hey, uh here Josh does it bottomless
for the anime. There you go. She liked that, all right?
That was when all right, Numberseven reenact the top gun volleyball scene.
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But with but being in the pooland with girls, it's probably better than
Number six. Make a cube necklace, necklace, make an ice cube necklace.
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I heard naked cube neck list andI was like, what is that?
You don't know? Number five bepopular and funny. Okay, then
you're cool. Ha ha Yeah,there you go. Number four ice cream.
The answer is always ice cream.Yeah, the answer is always ice
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cream. Who do we lose?Will Lease? Chappie gone? She's watching
anime without turning out there all right, here we go? Where we are?
Number three escape with a good bookto call the wild. It's in
Alaska. I don't know what you'retalking about. Number two reading? No,
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yeah, oh reading? Number twoice ice baby? What's the vanilla?
Paul? Did you approve this list? No? Oh he did?
Yeah, drummer the number one readingthe number one way to beat the summer
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heat. The summer was spending anhour in the summer heat with the police
about my broken that's what you get. And I had this, had had
a missed opportunity. You had amissed opportunity. You could have had number
one, as have the hot togirls spit on it. Ah, that's
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a good one. Thing on thelight in here? Please, I can't.
I can't get up. And he'snot wearing any pants. He was
watching enemy for him. Yeah,there we go. Now we got Chappy
(17:59):
man. There we go. Welost you there, yeah, my Go'm
on my phone now. So okay, well we have some bad news.
We talked about this earlier. Butyeah, I mean we lost three celebrities.
Yeah, we lost Shannon Doherty rightfifty three finally uh circumbed to the
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cancer. Right, and then wehad Richard Simmons. They haven't said that
he died yet. No, hewas because he was like private, there
was something going on, but sohe stayed private. But yeah, it's
it's yeah, I mean it's speakingabout David Letterman and everything. I'm gonna
do this real quick. This isour little Yeah. Second, I'm here,
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we go and m death. Thereyou go. She doesn't bring the
cops. I don't know what will. Hello, Richard, you're gonna get
shopped. Don't do that. Comehere. You know, by the way,
he was bothering us, Barbara Streisan, did you hear about this.
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I'm totally serious about this. Davidruined my chances of every meeting Barbara and
I waited thirty years. Richard,your ass was hanging out of those shorts.
Stop it. Here you go ResideSimmons mans rip. Yeah, that
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was the next one. Doctor.Now let's get back to Shanan Doerty though.
So she was on nine on twoone, oh right, and uh
she did the voice of an oldcartoon called The Secret of Nim. She
was one of the mice and BillWheaton did too. Really yep, Will
Wheaton was one of the mice.Oh wow, I didn't know that Shannon
Doherty was on with some Secret andNim. Yeah. Yeah, when she
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was a kid kid, yeah,and they said she was hard to work
with and every thing. But Idon't know, can you imagine that hard
to work with? Now? Igive her props because I like when she
found out she found out like rightaway she had Stage four and then they
all thought she was cured or somethinglike that because she really didn't go too
much. No, she was justriding. Now she went to conventions and
everything and yeah, so there yougo. Now Doctor Ruth, the sex
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Doctor. Do you guys like Chappy, do you know who Doctor Ruth is?
Okay? Cool? So in theeighties and everything too. Huh did
she die in bed? I don't. The Doctor Ruth is the version of
sud Johanson from my age. Rememberthe episode where was doctor too was the
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dildo lady Doctor Ruth was the sexthere. No, but you give.
What I'm saying is Doctor Sue wasour late night like slapping the dildough and
the she was my generation Doctor Ruth. Before that, she'd be like your
night get the Yeah, hold on. Remember the episode of Quantum Leap where
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Scott beckela player uh leaped into doctorRuth. No, yeah, that was
an episode where he uh leaped intodoctor doctor Ruth. All right, I'll
check that. I know, uhfun facts about doctor Ruth. I didn't
know this. She was a Holocaustsurvivor. Yeah, I did not know
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that. Uh. She ended upmarrying a fellow Holocaust survivor. That was
her lasts and she was married likethree times. And I didn't know she
was part of the Jewish militia thatwent after a lot of things. I
never knew that either Man's hardcore,interesting, dext and war now Ruth.
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No. So I talked about thisearlier, but I want to recap on
this too. So we got it. We had a media meeting day yesterday
was that yesterday? It was Friday, one of those days, and so
we got we got our so pleasefollow us. Go up on get your
Tiktokies and look up the Miscellaneous podcastor look my name up Pauli or whatever
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the all too of that. Yeah, I gotta we also have it's a
miscellaneous podcast, which is our actualshow, TikTok I'm sorry to interrupt you
on that one. Sorry, Iwas just say, if you talk about
the Miscellaneous podcast, we have morethan two videos there, and there's a
reason for that because we don't liveon both of them and be like,
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ah okay, but yeah, soa little funthing like that, do do
do? Okay? Speak about weirdstuff? Do you guys remember Poltergeist?
Yep? You know what I'm gonnado here. Let's go to a commercial
break real quick before we get tothis. So all right, here we
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go. I don't really have anycut in, so I'm just writing down
the time that I take this tomake a commercial because I've been so busy
this this weekend. I haven't hada chance to catch up to do anything.
So but there we go. Okay, so here we go. So
you guys seen Poltergeist? Right?We all seen Polder Gst. Did you
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know there's a weird cut scene inPoltergeist. Yeah, here we go.
You'll remember this scene. When itcomes here, you go, oh,
come on, try It's like it'slike there's this tickling, you know,
right in here, and then andit starts to pull you. The tickling
pulls you, and all of asudden, it's like there's nowhere except that
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you can breathe and you're getting pulledalong in the paper. My TV's not
so something like that. Do youremember that scene now across the floor?
Yeah, where they slid across floorall that, and then it cuts right
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to there. There was a longerscene about that with the interaction about what
happened and everything, but they cutit off early. They slide the kid
and they slide a chair and yeah, yeah, that all happened earlier.
When he's sitting down. That's afterthe kid got slid. I was showing
you that after that part. Butyou guys know the scene, but it
cut. You saw how to cutreally oddly to the neighbor, right,
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So we found I looked at allup because I was like, so Joe
and I yeah, so do thisa lot with Joe. I'll be like,
hey, did you watch this movie? And he's like, yeah,
I'm liked, is there extra stuffin there or not? And then like
Joe will be like, well checkmy my stuff or whatever and blah blah
blah, and it was an allof them. So I was like,
Okay, I need to look thisup because I want to know what it
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was. It's all about Pizza Hut. You remember the scene where the girl
puts the helmet on. The Carolineputs the helmet on and she goes,
I'm hungry, and she was like, I want pizza. You remember all
that in there and she goes,I want pizza Hut. I want Pepperoni.
That scene where he's sitting on thefloor that you first saw and he's
trying to understand what the hell's goingon. He makes a comment of I
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don't like pizza Hut. Pizza Hutgot so pissed off about that because they're
yep that it did private placement ofher saying she likes Pepperoni pizza and she
wants pizza Hut, and like themoms like, we'll get you pizza hu
to worry about it, and thenhe just makes I don't like pizza Hut
because he's trying to like you,and they just got well. I don't
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know, but like apparently in thetheaters it played the full scene in the
kitchen and EHS. They said therewas some, but they didn't know how
popular the movie was until like atthe end of the cycle of the theaters,
and that's when they were able tocut it out. So I don't
know if it was, if there'sany vhs is with it or not.
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But uh, in Demolition Man theydid the same thing it usually be.
Yeah, it used to be PizzaHut, but any and like all the
other versions, they changed it toTaco Bell because there weren't any pizza huts
in Europe, so nobody in Europepizza, so they changed it all to
Taco Bell. But if you lookat the European versions, you can see
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and cut in different scenes where theyforgot to dub over the pizza hut where
it says Taco Bell. Hmm,you guys, Strange days. Strange.
Yeah, it's a movie about theNew Year's or whatnot. It's like freaturistic.
(27:02):
It was made like nineteen ninety ninewhere they had the device you put
over your head and you like readother people's like memories. Oh yeah,
yeah, there was I thought thatthey actually took out a scene in there
too, where the guy was he'slike, if you want to be a
girl, you can shower out andshower like a girl or whatnot. And
(27:23):
that the original version I saw backin ninety nine. I had a clip
of a girl taking a shower,but in the DVD that I just saw,
it didn't have that in there.And I'm like, wait a minute,
I thought that was a clip.So I also had the same thing
where I thought they edited out something. Yeah. Actually it released in nineteen
ninety five. It was based innineteen ninety nine. Okay, so you
(27:47):
look okay, experience chase. Yeah, but there I swear that that was
thank you doctor Google like that,that's funny. I looked it up on
micos. What are you talking about? Mm hm. So I was thinking
about this. I was like andI and I and I, and I
asked a lot of you guys someof these questions to my my brain started
(28:10):
dominoing from this because then because I'mI'm weird like that, But instead it
went to a different direction. Iwas like, what are what were good
movies that we remember growing up orjust recent or whatever. But the plot
is horrible or the plot's shitty orit's small or whatever, and I was
thinking about some of these movies,and so I made a list. Yeah,
(28:33):
read the list. I like thatthe day after tomorrow. Do you
guys remember that with Dennis Quaid andhis finest acting there about the weather and
everything, and you got Spider Manand stuff. You watched it for like
the freezing up of shit, thehellic Remember the helicopter freezes and drops and
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they have to take a trek throughthe snow. But there's a I mean,
I watched it for am Rosa.I don't know what you guys.
There you go, yeah, youknow when she got all sick and savor
and you watch it for those Youdidn't watch it for the damn plot.
Yeah, they live right, theylive oky first of all, bad ass,
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Yes, it's a kick ass andbubble gum and I'm all out of
bubble gum. There you go.See you like it from those scenes,
But if you ever had to sitdown and watch the structure of the movie,
it doesn't make any sense. Andyou just want to because it was
like nineteen eighty three acting. Itwas awful. No, the great acting
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in there were Remember he puts theglasses on against the pet the shit out
of the dude from men at work, just to get him to wear the
glasses. Yes, that's what that'smy point. You remember the scenes,
but if you ever had to sitdown and watch the movie, you're like,
it's a shitty movie. He wasdaily Paul, he was a day
labor Yeah, and he made aday laborer seem like cool as fuck when
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we were kids, man, likeI don't want to do what Oh yeah,
yeah, I want to go livein a tent city and and not
know where my next meal is comingfrom too. Yeah, so there you
go. Yeah, Okay, we'regonna there go all right. Cool.
Next one on the list is BillyMadison. We love horrible dude. Yeah,
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but you watch it for the funninessof of stupid Adam Sandler, like
in a lot of his movies,even the biggest one, that the Golf
one. Right, it's a horrible. Yeah, it's a horrible movie,
but you watch it for all thefunny actors. Uh, the Caddie Shack.
Same thing. You're like Robert,you know, there's so many great
(30:53):
actors. Yeah, that's too meatballsand everything. Yeah, so that's what
I'm saying, then they make cashactoo, and they made it for families.
They made it family friendly, andit wasn't funny anymore. Mm hmmm.
Roadhouse, both of them, thenew one and the old one,
horrible movies. Just watched it forlike whatever. Uh Ana Conda, horrible
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Honda. Mm hmm. But wewatch them for big things, like like
Predator, right, I mean we'llwatch up with goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurce just like
me, dy bitch. Yeah.Preditor is like when they you know,
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they they discovered a night vision.They're like, let's make a movie with
night vision. Yeah, and thewhole movie was it was supposed to be
a rocky movie. Originally it wassupposed to be like dude, literally hand
to God. They all said aroundand they were like, we need a
rocky movie where he fights someone fromout of space. And they wrote the
script a horrible movie. But you'relike, have you seen where they play
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the end credits to a Predator tothe Golden Girls theme? Yes, like
everything. Yeah, Oh it's funny, dude. It was great. That
ending goes for anything. I loveit. Uh. Here's another one,
Deep Blue Sea. You guys,remember that movie is just like Jaws two
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thousand. Yeah, but all youreally remember things like that. But this
is a lesson about the drinking.Let's just say I've learned, don't need
to get all carried away showing mea vengeance side. I know your raft
more. We will begin with theperfect omelet, which is made with two
eggs, not three. Well,they can get a whole lot worse.
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So we're not going to fight anymore. We're going to pull together and we're
gonna find a way to get outof here. Birth. We're going to
see you out there. We're gonnapull together and we're gonna fight this motherfucking
shark. That's not what he said. He was gonna say that, but
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then he got cut off. Yeah, I have waiver clueless specific rim.
I got a couple other ones,dirty dancing, all the Sharknados. But
here's one I know Josh might geta little little rough on Equilibrium. Wow,
you watch it for all the coolscenes in it, but did you
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ever sit down and watch it forthe structure or the plot. You're like,
it's a shitty movie. Yeah,it kind of. Yeah, So
there you go. That was myHOODI kais for that. Yay for great
movies. Yeah, that just goesto show that America doesn't want a good
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movie. They will just want tobe entertained. Yeah, let me give
me a big name. A seconds, let me into the studio. Okay,
all right, one one there?That was three seconds. Yeah it
went that was two but probably soloud all of a sudden, Did we
(34:30):
lose Aaron? No, he's here, but he's not. Yeah, he's
here in spirit. He's watching he'swatching anime. All right, I got
a couple of hoodie guys. Iwant to show you guys, but they're
they're on tiki talks, so Ithought these So, yeah, we're all
(34:55):
gonna go to We're gonna get upin the China moments here. Okay,
So I'm gonna transfer over to thisshare a screen. Don't judge what I
have on there. It's this youknow, random Hodge. All right,
click, click, and here wego. The hell is that he's one
(35:27):
of those Chinese sex dolls. He'slike a human thing. Here you go?
What man? So then now we'retalking about the nineties, right,
We're talking about the dude. Checkthese these people bringing back the nineties,
right, all the fly girls.Look at them going the back. Yeah,
(36:13):
that was hard. That's good.You see him in the back like
they were doing like they were doingsome wild ship one on their TV.
Yeah, this is pretty fun.What these are? What I look at
(36:39):
your TikTok, my TikToker not thesame poor man's animation. It's all right,
Oh Jesus, my mind on mymoney, my money, on my
(37:00):
mind. The non can can juicewith so much drama in the BC,
it's hard and snoop f R OG. I like, I like,
(37:23):
I'm not gonna get political, andI said I wasn't, but I do
have to say it is kind offunny how there when they talk about the
Trump ship, I'm not gonna playit, but they're saying like, Okay,
he's a convicted felon, he's beenimpeached, he just got shot at
when's his rap album coming out?Dude? That was a picture of when
(38:00):
he was younger. Here we go, I've seen you without your shirt.
I know I love this from FifthElement. Yeah, mm hmmm, m
(38:30):
oh so can we talk about alittle bit about the Alec Baldwin Eric Broadwind
thing or not sure? Why nothis case being discussed because the Yeah,
that was just weird. I don'teven know how to take that. But
so it's not just yeahs Rush filminghis Russ movie where he was charged with
(38:55):
manslaughter. I think with the man, Yeah, we have lost Aaron.
Okay, so not just Simpsons arepredicting things. So is Keen Peel,
Jerome Smith, Emily George. Uh, that's pretty good. What are the
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few other things I wanted to dothis? Where is it? Did you
see the one where it's called there? I ruined it and they did.
They used boom Hower and they redidwrap god by him and him Oh really?
Oh no, yeah, you gottalook that one up. All right,
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you're doing that for your dog,Josh. I don't know why.
Yeah. And there's a guy who'strying all the different barbecues from Saint Louis
and everything, and I thought itwas pretty cool. I wasn't gonna play
one. If you guys want towant to see this, because you know,
summertime we talk about this. Theygo on for a long whiles.
But the truth of the matter ishe gives them all shitty scores because he's
(40:55):
from Detroit area and he and hegoes all over the United States. He
was in Texas like the other day, and but he really just ragged on
all the barbecue in Saint Louis thoughthere's so many different types of barbecue.
I mean, you can't. Youcan't be like, oh, well,
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I'm from Detroit. Detroit's barbecue isdifferent than Saint louis Is barbecue that's different,
different than Texas, different than theWest. But you don't hear you
don't hear about Detroit great barbecue.You're like Detroit. Yeah, I just
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think he's from there. Well,let's listen. Here we go, and
then you guys can talk over right. Ridge. You probably don't know me
from a canapaign. All right,let me just tell you a little bit
something about me. I don't aroundwith my barbie. Nothing more than a
barbecue joint that doesn't know how tobarbecue. Do you understand what I'm saying.
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I was the establishment today in orderall the popular barbecue items, and
we're gonna see what it's hitting.Now. We got some rib tips.
I can appreciate that that was kindof chilly, but yeah, secondly,
rib tipsy all right, they're notseasoned too much, but that's okay,
true. Get that about these ribtips. I do not like is they
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are ry then a mother? Imean, did you cook these on the
pavement bread? What's this pavement meat? These don't quite appreciate that. But
I can't play that's a barbe sauce. Damn. I've never had barkie sauce
for that sour something like that.Something I gotta have chicken. Hell no,
(42:50):
Red, just with that. Thechicken is about as dry as blisters
under feet. You smoke this reallygood, but I can tell you just
season is worth a damn. See, you got away with the rib just
because you seize those a little bitand then you smoked them. It's chicken.
You didn't do that at all.Can be a barbecue joint making mistakes
like that. Red can't do it. We got beef ribs, all right,
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Red? You you you're starting topiss me off. Questions How long
did you sit in his car beforeyou ate it? Oh? These are
not like the downer ribs you seein texts. Just wanted to throw that
out there now, Riz barbecue youdid, however, but you did an
even better job over cooking these mothers. I mean, you overcook these the
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max and when they're pulling away fromthe bone, like that they're overcooked.
Yes, I can't get the meatoff the bone. Now, reds you
a barbecue joined if you gonna cookbarbecue me. If you don't serve me,
no cook squirrel meat that's been sittingin the smoked turkey leg. Okay,
I really like that. So whenI'm bid into this, I forgot
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those aculate And that's how like mythe smoke just overpowered this old turkey leg.
And it's just it's just flat outbeautiful. It is a little tough,
per usual. But look at thatwhite press though it also has a
some Yeah that's some hostess right there. Isn't that some wonder bread right there?
Can easily feed about three people inthis right And let me just show
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you why give a snowball. Ifyou look at the potato salad, you
can tell he didn't stare here orshe didn't stare in the mustard in the
potato salad. If this is indeedstoreball, at least you can do is
stare in the goddamn mustard to makeit look less noticeable. Two sides that
balk your joint in itself is criminal. That's when at least the babes okay,
(44:43):
he's all right, he's made prettymuch all the baked beings he thinks
are pretty good. But he reallytears apart the brisk and I don't think
this one has a brisket in.Let me see if this will have from
salt, smoke and St. Louis. I know what. Barbecue brisket's hard.
(45:05):
I mean it's hard to do,you know. But yeah, but
it's not about the brisky talking abouthey, let me let me find one
with it on the real quick galax. Not really about this place. Yeah,
here's one. So this place,in fact, is trash, no
oxtail or anything. Yeah, there'san oxtail one. He goes to all
(45:29):
these different ones. He went toa lot of them. He went to
a lot of them. So ifyou ever get a chance to look him
up. You got smoke turkey.Oh oh, this is really good smoke.
I never had smoke turkey. Youguys, we do smoke turkey.
It's amazing that that smokes looked prettygood. Yeah, next time you come
(45:52):
down, we'll have to do asmoke turkey. When they had the injections
on them, yeah, all righthere here smoke them. Know what when
you when you have to grab anapkin. It's good. This brisket is
super juicy. It is not slicethin, it's thick. Actually, it's
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a good one. He talked abouthow inly cut brisket. He doesn't talk
about it on this one. Butyeah, so if you have to thin
cut brisket, then you're not doingit right. Yeah. I didn't know
that because I've only known it's aSaint Louis thing to make them thin,
or at least Midwest. I didn'tknow that. Yeah, if you have
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to then cut your brisket, you'redoing it wrong. So yeah, all
right, here we go. Let'sbring back some Ferris for your h Do
(46:59):
you guys have fireflies in Texas?Yeah, we have, Uh, we
have lightning bugs. Oh are theythe size of hub caps? No,
they're just lightning bugs. Yeah,but ours are like more they're they're they're
a little more green than they areyellow. Oh yeah, weird. There's
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like a little greenish tint to them. Yeah, here's some fun facts.
(47:44):
Do you know why there aren't asmany fireflies or lightning bugs as they used
to be? No, Santo,Well it is monsano. But the the
pesticides that they used to kill mosquitoesalso kills them. Oh no, yeah,
(48:05):
but not clone fireflies. Isn't thatweird? See? I didn't like
Joe. I didn't need to likelaugh when you said you're like Monsanto.
But I mean, there you go. I mean what is the Monsental killing?
I mean, come on, that'sthe drop Monsanto. We kill ship.
Well, everything you want, dad, we'll make it for you.
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There you go like that. Theseare ones because unintentionally kills ship that you
don't want to kill. That's okay, this is a whole new one.
I have to put in hold on, are we on backstage or something new?
Monsandle had a scortch earth policy.Hey we're still on the show.
(48:51):
What's up? Oh no, okay, all right, thanks, okay,
just put just put Chappie up nextto your head so you can she's not
over here. She was here before. I want to talk about this one
right here, the whole the phone. Here we go. No, no,
(49:16):
I don't want you to now.Not too late. Now, okay,
face time. Okay, it's supposedto face time. Hold on here,
get on face time. Josh doesn'twant to be done with you yet.
(49:37):
All right, let me move onmy Okay, here we go all
right, talk talk, say words, say something, champy, chappy.
My hands cramping. Now this istoo heavy for my hand. No,
(50:02):
have a corporal tunnel, and Ican't hold my phone or apparently, come
my god, gee, I turnedoff. There you go, thanks,
there you go? All right,that was chappy. All right, welcome
to the nineties. Here we go. Let's see if you guys have seen
(50:22):
these things before. Ready, nice, let's go back. I'm going too
fast. That's not just nineties.That's like eighties too, isn't it.
Yeah, that's like I'm one inmy house right now? What are you
talking about? Yeah? It waslike, say, that's not I remember
(50:43):
these coffee tables though, the coffeetables. Yeah yeah, those are always
fancies, all the remotestes. Yeah, remotes, all right, chat there
you still got two remotes too,So I still got two of those remotes?
Is it? It's a zeni?They are all like three of them
(51:09):
are zenus. Look at that?Oh wow, three of them are r
C A r C. I rememberthe left r C A right here.
I remember that I had one ofthose the big screen TV R TV.
You always to have a guide.Hell yeah, Manul, you know vulcan
heat. Yeah, baby, Iwant some of that vulcan heat. That's
(51:37):
the best thing about that's the bestthing about. Uh. Starship Troopers three.
Oh Starship they made more than oneStarship Troopers. Oh god, yeah,
yeah, I didn't even know theymade more than one. I've never
seen. I mean, the firstone was bad enough, yeah, and
then the well, it was supposedto be bad, but then there was
like animated, there's an animated series. It's like an animated uh one.
(52:00):
So yeah, Gilligan's Island at seveno'clock, seven thirty, Captain Kangaroo,
Oh dog Sports Center. I wantto Bewitched, Yeah, Bewitched, didn't
you have? Wow, let's makea deal. What a baby knows?
(52:21):
That's nice, Lassie, Oh FraggleRock right on? Wow Rock Yeah.
Little House on the Prairie, misterRogers neighborhood. Yeah, Lavern and Shirley.
That's fun. Silver Dick Van Dyke, Oh, Phil Donahue. Academy
(52:45):
Academy, Oh wow, I wantsome Police Academy. Man mind Steve Guttberg
Flipper was on there to you ThunderCats, dude, underhts Green and it goes
right after ThunderCats. Wow. Webster. There you go, the squally expressed.
(53:07):
Geez, what I remember the damnbunny dude, I remember the girl
bunny? Mom? You still onhere, Joe? Oh yeah, we
had all those throughout the house.Oh my god. Those so those things
actually have a story about those.I was. I had a house fire
(53:30):
one time and I walked in anda melting fish tank. Oh like,
walking like, oh my goodness.He turned around and said, it's how
(53:52):
I die. Right now, itis how I died. Yeah, it's
all lad, And you're like,what the hell? Oh yeah, look
at that, Joe, You rememberthe one had Yeah, we had one
of My dad had a pipe standtoo. He had a pipe stand with
(54:15):
that, remember, yeah, Iwonder whatever happened to that, probably up
in his loft. Still. Didyou guys have that same computer? I
had that same computer desk? Yeah, same hen, I had that desk.
I had that TV right there,buddy. So here's here's Joe.
(54:36):
You'd go into his apartment, rightand he had this desk set. But
what was on TV? Just pornall the damn time? Twenty four seven
porn? Remember Oh yeah, itwas the porn Central. Yeah, is
that is it? N sixty fourdown there under the TV. I never
had the sixty four. It lookslike just the Super Super c It's cube.
(55:00):
Yeah, that's game cable below thatthough. Yeah, that room looks
like guys, that looks like PlayStationor a Super Nintendo. I think it's
look at that for though. Man. I remember we go over to Joe's
apartment. He's like, hey,here have this burn CD I you know,
and you're like, what is it? And it's porn? Yeah,
(55:22):
you guys remember we used to doWe used to leave the porn discs in
the Denny's bathroom. Remember that.Look at the cordless phone on top.
Look at that nice I wonder what'son the screen. I can barely read
it. It's like like those littleshitty back yeah, back game. They
(55:45):
gave you a taco bell. Rememberthe floppy discs. They gave you a
taco bell. Yeah? Oh wow, oh god, that's mom. Mom
had all those games too. It'sa lot of Annabells. This is my
MS one, not a fire.I walked into a house and literally the
(56:06):
whole house they had to make apath for us to walk through, had
porcelain dolls. Wow, how manyof them followed you? I was like,
this is when Chucky fucking jumps outat you, and he's like that
ain't no ship. I just waitfor Chucky to come out of the fucking
(56:31):
Yeah. All right, where arewe at here? Oh my god,
I'm glad I was never there allof that. Those Yeah, Joe has
one of those now, like thatone? Is that the one that times
have? I have ale The clocksway older than that now, but cool
(56:53):
clocks. Yeah, those are coolclocks. No, they twisted at the
bottom, they were wind up.Oh no, my cats would break that
and my kids. Oh yeah,Joe, that's Matt Phillip remembers like that.
(57:16):
When you guys moved out from allten. Dad was filling the rooms
with like fake furniture, like regularfurniture. That was one of the chips
when I got here. Yeah,smells like and uh and fried foods,
(57:37):
Marboroughs And I guarantee you flipped thatmiddle cushion over and there's a big old
burn in it or something from whenyou fell asleep watching the American flag play
the national Marlborough miles in the bottomtwo. Yeah, old cigarette butts and
ship Oh my god. Yeah.Yeah. They had like an ash tray
(58:00):
in the arm rest there used tohave like there wood that had like a
what is it on the side toput your newspapers and ship like those little
basket things would wood ones? Yeah, the touch lamps, oh yeah,
that was Yeah, that was forthe fancy people who didn't want to wake
up and you know, turn aswitch. Remember your grandma has always had
(58:22):
those first before everybody else did.Grandmother's Yeah, low medium, high off.
Look now they had the clamp on. Yeah, just a bowl of
that. Remember eat the polpur becausethey thought it was something sweets. That
(58:45):
is that a prune? That's fruit? Did that, Paul? If you
didn't know that? Is that anapple? Nope, it's not an apple?
All right, all right? Iremember I remember with the dusty gotta
throw them out and right, yeah, and then you always go to some
(59:07):
like market where they have them ina plastic bag with like the ribbon thing
on the top. See I seethat. The first thing I come in
my mind is bizarre. In JamestownMall, we would walk in there and
yeah, I didn't know this.We were talking about this last week.
They had bear wrestling in there.Dan, that's crazy. Now it's all
(59:30):
wax candles, guys, that's thebig thing. The wax. Yeah.
Oh look there's wax candles right downthere. Yeah. So yeah, this
was everyone's entertainment center back in theday. For the nice receiver on top.
That's expensive receiver. Yeah, andthey always have some ornament that's like
heavy on top of it. Thievescouldn't steal dcr another one divorce Court underneath
(59:59):
it? Is that? I wonderabout this. I'm wondering about this.
Is that a turtle with a likea bucket on his back? What is
that? What is that? Whatis that a beer stein? Or is
that? What is that? Worriedabout the prescription bottle that's on top of
the Make sure dad gets us,Like what kids, you take your medicine
(01:00:23):
before mommy and daddy watch divorce Court? Yeah, yeah, take your Is
that a cassette tape there? Ohyeah, the fans? I got one
of those in my leather working roomright now. Do you have a blue
(01:00:44):
one? I have the brown one? Really? Yeah? The game with
the house, what do you want? Is it hanted? Is not?
That was the bargaining chip. I'llbuy the house if you leave the fan.
(01:01:07):
Oh my, you take that fanaway from me? I wanted he's
going to like empty rooms. Dude, when you come to my house,
you're gonna laugh so damn Hardcau.I'm gonna introduce you to the fan one
and only fan. Oh yeah,yeah, the carpet and room stuff that
(01:01:28):
you never vacuumed up. You justsat there and let it smell good your
head, it's vacuum. It madethe whole home cloudy. With that ship.
We had to have like the nineteenfifties fucking vacuum cleaners that my dad
would like. It's still good.They still make bags. We don't use
it. It's gonna work. Yeah. It was the Electrolux and that thing
(01:01:54):
weighed a ton, and it wasthe two one where they had the canister
you pick up and then the longass metal like tube and then the long
ass fucking handle and all. Itwas horrible go upstairs with that. And
don't forget the one hundred foot extension. Cord Winana wrapped that piece of ship
and then like Grandma had the Eurekaand then we took it from Grandma.
(01:02:16):
Remember that, because we're like thisship, like, this thing's got a
weigh fifteen pounds less. Yeah,oh what did they have here? White
Steak, Yeah, Cooper White Steak. Yeah, we probably actually got those
drawers in the basement here because untilthey until they redid the house rocks,
(01:02:43):
they got Rush until the house gotredone. They've got Yes and Journey.
Yeah, yeah, those things arestill around. Yeah those uh Bruce Springsteen.
There got the Bruce Stee what isthat Steely Steely Dan. They've got
the same White Snake cassette twice theydo they do the third row No one,
(01:03:07):
we gotta regit something. What's upwith that? With like Slaughter and
then Deep Purple? I mean,what the fuck, dude. We've got
adam Ant and the Ants, theclass they have the god Zelo soundtrack,
(01:03:28):
Steppenwolven, Bad Company, what theor that's something else step they got bad
Company. I was trying to thatone in the middle below is easy Top.
It's the Scorpions. That's Godzilla soundtrack. And that what is that Richie
(01:03:50):
blackmore travel They Jane's addiction to.That's Jane's addiction there. Yeah, well
that matches because you have Clash.Oh, there you go. They got
they got Aerosmith, they got Jadedjud I could see like Trump and Classics.
(01:04:14):
That is the collection oh, anybodyever had the weird Cat? I
never, I've never seen that.I never saw the weird cat. Well,
let's go next to it. Thereyou go, there's another one.
Oh yeah with the speakers on theside. Look at that. Yeah,
that's what was the What was theone we always played on? Was it
that one? Josh Oh, SuperSmash Brothers? Yeah, Super Smash Brothers.
(01:04:39):
And and football? Was it thatCouncil NFL Quarterback Club? Yeah?
Was that one? Yeah? Four? Yeah? Yeah? Ours. I
think about. All I think aboutis Golden Night Man gold Knight and yeah.
Oh dude, we had the worst, the most horrible football team.
We can't even repeat anywhere. TheMast n CLA Football launches tomorrow early release.
(01:05:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, I justI just heard my cell phone.
My cell phone's been going off forlike an hour or like five minutes right
next to my head. Look atthis? Does that? What does that
say? Up there? Joe?Do you see that? But Scott,
that's that's the VHS cleaner that rememberthat it was the head cleaner. Everyone
(01:05:32):
needs a good head cleaner. CYeah. Look, you don't have paws,
you have power. I don't rememberthat. I remember that he is
their thumb doals. That's what Ialways called them. They were like,
(01:05:56):
oh yeah, the shitty like floralcounches. We had one in the Mills
house. Oh yeah, one ofmy Yeah, it was up against the
Yeah. I remember I was sittingthere shirtless one day an time about being
shirtless and it was a hot day. And then Valerie came in and was
like, oh hey, and shegotta give me a weird look. Oh
(01:06:17):
hi, were you watching anime?No, I was not watching anyway.
We were looking at a Hero Clicksthing that we put all on the ground
and we were playing this ridiculously longHero Clicks game that like we would like
skip work for and ever it waswatched Deadlias Catch and American Choppers. Oh
(01:06:44):
yeah, that's that's your friend's uhkitchen. I remember going to a buddy's
house where he was watching the gameand he walked in. You're like,
oh, it's mama's family. Yeah. Afterwards, yeah, make you popcorn?
Okay, why do you smell likechocolate? There was chocolate because I
(01:07:11):
ate chocolate. Chocolate. Oh didyou the rest of them? Huh?
Good? Because I want some.I got these Hawaiian chocolate Macadamian bazoobos.
Dude, all right, Joe,did we pop schwaggles bed? Or is
that something else? Joe's gone,he's backstage. All right, we got
(01:07:32):
getting back in here, all right, Joe, you're there, Joseph,
are you there? Are about that? You popped? We pop his bed?
Okay, okay, I just Ithink limit. I think it was
a weight limb and we were allon his bed and it popped. Pop
one of the seals. Okay,here was the weirdest thing. We went
(01:07:57):
over to the house and we werelike baking out like big time. So
now I asked, anybody had sexin a waterbed? Yeah, it's yeah.
You get in the bed, dude, to go somewhere like the old
lady will know like you because shelike sinks in, you know, and
then pops up and then is great. Getting out of it sucks, no,
(01:08:20):
dude, no, no, no, no no. So I was
making a long story, but mine, yeah, that was all about that.
I have my knees in there andyou're like you're like moving water,
and it was like this is notright. But at the end you just
smacked even the thing. You're like, yeah, don't even try breakfast and
bead because you're wearing to be wearingit. Yeah, I just I just
want to know if it was likebeing on the ocean while you're having sex.
(01:08:41):
No, No, it's like beingin a boat that's being thrown around
in the ocean. It's pretty bad, like a hurricane. Yeah, just
slapping the bed instead of her ass. You know, you're like, oh,
yeah, you know what if feelslike with awake with a big boat
that hits awake with the waves.That's what the Yeah, Grandma means business.
(01:09:09):
She takes her nerve seriously. Oh, Grandma, is just really necessary.
You have blasters everywhere and you haveto stay strapped. What do you
need it for? You know?Amos? I mean, I mean Grandma.
(01:09:31):
I know we battle each other everynight, but you're taking this too
far. Just ready, ready forwhat? There's still darts in the bag.
What what are you saying? John? I'm sorry, I guess not.
(01:09:58):
I wasn't saying anything. No,you were saying something and I clicked
on it. Josh was saying somethingthat let me lost him. Oh yeah,
he's gone. He got he gotscared. He saw grammar. Well,
his phone was ringing. He said, the phone was ringing, and
then maybe all right, Well,either way, it is past the hour.
(01:10:20):
But I will say this. WhenI saw this, I thought,
this is so true about life.Every single day I wake up and I
think of a reason not to doit. Every single day I've had enough.
(01:10:42):
Really want to do the work today. I don't really want to do
the work today. I don't reallywant to I don't want to do the
work today. It's so true.Mm hmm. Can you smell it?
(01:11:09):
I went through a phase. Well, I never cry about anything, and
now I reckon I cry four timesa week. I don't cry four times
a week, but quite a lotstarts crying now. No, I don't
quite that much. I cry likeall the time. Yeah, anyway,
Hey, I like that. Hmm. That reminds me of just good times
(01:11:31):
right there. All right, everybody, thank you so much for coming on
the show. Thank you for somuch for participating in all the stupid stuff
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We have Facebook too, right yep, all right, we're gonna check
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Yeah, we have all that,so we gotta get all the Hey
(01:11:58):
are you one Rumble. Are youon Rumble now too? That was rumble,
no idea. Wow, Okay,you're not on Rumble. I'm gonna
I'm gonna go play some more DynastyWarriors. There you go, either bye,
say goodbye by
I feel the need to wear moredenim and yeah, and tell people like
you know how they're you know,sawing wood? Wrong? Right? Wrong?
Fuck, Yeah, I've been Istarted watching wood shopping videos. I'm
like, why am I watching?How you STARp a knife? Sir?
Exactly? Sure, I can tellyou a lot about Damascus blades and uh
(00:23):
guns and all sorts of ship.Yeah. I just started watching there's this
guy on there I can start Ican start a fire without a pharaoh rod.
There's a there's a guy I watchon Instagram. He you probably don't
know who he is, Mark Halik. He's a big weightlifter. He carries
like truck parts for weights he like, and he doesn't ever like show his
(00:46):
face. I'll have to pull apicture up of him. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't know who it is,but I believe you. Yeah.
I just find myself just being alittle more intuitive. I don't know why.
And I started remote viewing, Paulie, you know what that is.
(01:07):
So there's a guy masturbate a lot. That's what I've been watching. Now,
I'll explain it to you later,Buddy, It's a long story.
Okay, who else are we waitingon me? And finish up stuff and
then whoever else comes in. Idon't really know in all this new I
(01:30):
I it's it's been a yet again, another busy fucking weekend of different things
going on. So you guys willsee him, just give him. And
I'm still trying to get everything readyto go. Did you see doctor?
Did you see that? Yeah?I want to talk about this on the
show. So there we go.So I figured we can just bullshit right
(01:53):
now while we get everything going,and I'll cut it out later and we'll
use it for something because we're we'reWe had a media day and Chappie came
over. We even did a showyesterday. That's why I was telling the
impromptu show and everything. Yeah,that was weird. Yeah, I got
the email and I'm like, it'snot Sunday, yeah, and I'm working,
but that's okay. Yeah, wellyou know it was. It was
(02:15):
just in case. So but butwhat happened is that we came over.
So we have our Instagram set up. We have both my TikTok and the
actual show TikTok combined now so thatI could put stuff on either or both
of them, and then so nowwe can try to get a thousand and
the goal is to get a thousandfollowers because then we can go lives and
then we can do all this otherstuff so we can have more and more
(02:37):
opportunity to get the show out.So I think it's funny how whenever you're
thinking about something you close your eyesand talk. He closed his eyes for
like a solid minute, trying tothink about what he was trying to say.
Jeez, thanks, thanks, that'sfine. Oh you post you post
(02:58):
these videos where you posted on TikTok. We're gonna do stuff on I'm gonna
Instagram going we have it now andyou Josh, I'm all like, yeah,
I don't think. Yeah, isthere anybody backstage? I'm not really
saying because I'm trying to fix thislast I have a bamboo beard comb,
(03:23):
you know, and I need toget a new one. I had a
wood one. I carry it workin my pocket and I snapped it.
Yeah, I got one. That'sbamboo. What are those run? I
got it off of TMU for like, okay, yeah, I love bro
I'm sure, Okay, Yeah,there is people backstage? All right,
(03:45):
Sorry, I want to got chatfie. We got yeah, we got jaded,
dude. We almost didn't get jadedtonight and I'm really happy with Look
at his hair. Yeah, yeah, it's like a Yeah, I have
my Bluetooth headphone them today, sono, let me fix your your mind.
(04:10):
Keep talking, keep talking, keeptalking. Yeah, I have my
Bluetooth headphones on today, so we'llsee how it goes. There you go.
I just had to picture, think, chap, what's up? It's
okay, I have no what totalk about. I'll just keep talking.
There you go, all right,all right? Never what is this?
(04:33):
What is this? Is this afoot? No? Hold on, that's
not that I need this. It'sa fucking foot. Only that's funny.
I like that. Whose is that? That's mind your business? That's who
(04:53):
I thought you were gonna say.It's mine. It might be my only
foot, but all right, Igotta do this. And then does she
know? Does she know you havethe interwebs? Yeah? It makes her
sweat. It's funny, like likewhenever I grabbed her foot and did that
(05:15):
and took a picture, her wholefoot started sweating. It was great.
Weird throw self defense mechanism, weird? Okay, anybody else making okay?
All right, no, I guessnot. He did make the other one
(05:40):
though, so we have that allright, here we go and three oh
popping in here. Oh we havemy brother, Hi brother, h brother,
gotta be quick, keep talking,Joe, I need to fix your
microphone. Just keep talking. Well, my headset didn't kick on, so
I don't know what's going on here, beautiful all right? Cool beans are
(06:00):
about? What is this? It'sstill loading? What's going on here?
It's the miscellaneous podcast? Here wego? Oh sure, so what's the
(06:21):
scam? Bet? You take themout into the middle of the desert and
then you leave them to rot.Unfortunately, no, these Americans are smart.
They pay me only half now halfwhen I get them back to Cairo.
So this time I'm going to schoolall the day. Huh mm hmm.
That's the breaks. So I like. I like your new background there,
(06:45):
Chappy, Yeah, I do thingsmm hmm. Not to delete your
dog though, because it is mydog and it's like hopping all over the
pa. Is that a foot Joshon their picture? Yeah, that's funny.
(07:10):
So basically everyone is who notices thatthe foot is basically out of themselves
with the foot finish. There yougo, all right, I gotta get
things going. And we had alot dude, I've had Can I tell
you guys how my day started today? Yes? Started? Oh man,
So I started. I did.I did a couple of things, and
(07:30):
I was really happy about those,thank you. And I did a couple
of things. I was really proudof those. But then it just turned
into one big nightmare. When Iwent out to go to lunch with Tom
Tom Joe, Uh, here's what, here's what. I walked over to
great window window. Did it getbusted out or was it the heat?
(07:58):
No, it got busted out orbusted in? What did they take anything?
So? I don't keep anything inthere at all, So I didn't,
Right, this is I gotta tryit. This is outside for its
(08:22):
seafood. I mean, this isfucked up. It was outside the house.
Don't look at the clip seatbelt becauseeven the cop was like, this
was outside his house, outside myhouse. I called the cops. Cops
came over and I said, Okay, I'm thinking maybe a you know,
we're all cutting grass. Everybody wasin the neighborhood's cutting grasses. Ray,
(08:43):
So I was thinking, okay,maybe it, you know, a rock
took it out. You would seethe rock inside your car, And I'm
like, what and he goes upthe road just like literally he goes just
right around the corner. There wasanother break in where they pried the door
open and I was like what becausethe no, Because I was like,
(09:03):
what do you think happened? Theysaid they probably like because he goes check
your glove box ithing it wasn't rifledwith nothing, And so I was like,
dude, what's going on your Thepolice presence around this area is huge.
I mean almost three or four timesa day you'll see them coming up
and down our street. They'll wavea deal, they'll talk to you.
(09:24):
This happened like in a window ofthat. So like three or four cars
got hit and I was like,so what do we do with this?
And he's just like, you know, you're just gonna have to you know.
So I gotta figure this out.State of Illinois, don't do ship,
ain't doing nothing? And where wasthat at Alton or Wood River?
And this was this was at ourhouse? I don't know, Yeah you
(09:48):
did? You came over for Idon't Okay, Now you don't have garage
to park your cars in? Nope, no, not yet. We're still
working on that. Thanks making mefeel like a bum all right. Happy.
You remember when we went over toher brother's house and we thought those
(10:09):
like thugs all walking like bad asses, you wouldn't get out of the street.
While we were driving, I wasthinking of that right away. I'm
like, these white trash. Iwas just bring you a ring camera.
Yeah, that's what That's exactly whatwe're looking into, is the ring cameras
(10:30):
because even the cop goes, justget the ring camera. It covers the
area. So we're going to putthat and then we're gonna have one in
the backyard and it's it's just crazy. But yeah, I'm dealing with that.
Don't with that today. I knowthat's right. I get a gun
all that, but we didn't evenknow, like we didn't hear the hint.
(10:56):
Yeah, but he needs a reaperdrone. Guys, forget the gun,
he needs a reaper. There yougo down the street. So the
cop was even like, dude,I even was down your street like three
times already, and I didn't evennotice this because I'm like, yeah,
you don't notice. I like literallyI was this, do do do do
(11:16):
do? And then bam right there, So uh fine, I let me
in. I'm back. Oh sorry, guys, I guess I'm chopped liver.
Sorry, I don't really follow thechat or anything. I don't really
read or know, like, yes, didn't respond back to me. So
(11:37):
there's that. And then Josh waslike, you're closing her eyes every time
we talkball. Thanks Scott's posting onFacebook, Paul, So he's busy.
That's a joke, all right,No, I like it. It's funny.
So yeah, there was that.Did the water park, right,
Joe? Yes, I did.Yeah, that was fun. Yeah,
(12:01):
it was. It was actually reallyfun. Summer's go by too, fas
because I called you up earlier becauseI was outside around ten am putting in
new lighting into the front gardens andI was just like, never even thought
about going over to my truck,you know. And you're all like,
you're Joe's because I'm going to thewater park, aren't you. Woo.
I was like, that's what happened, you went to the water park.
(12:22):
So Paul broke his window out,I think that's what it was. He
threw a rock, He's like absencewater park, smashed the window. Then
he called the police and the policewere like, yeah, I did.
Oh that's funny. All right,you guys want to do it. Here
we go here it is right here, there's tonight. Stop you haven't been
(13:03):
sued yet? Yeah, yeah,please don't sue head. He needs a
super composed his head over David.Let there you go. Uh. One
of these was supposed to be avideo, but I didn't have time to
get it, so we it wassomething Jamie did, so we changed out
with something her brother came up withas I coughed out, all right,
(13:26):
here you go. Top ten waysto beat the heat this summer, y'all.
It's man. Yesterday I spent fourhours doing yard work and I about
yeah, I mean those well,I'm not in Texas, so I don't
need to like bring a bat outside. But yeah, but I had to
take so many breaks because I waslike, oh f this crap, and
(13:48):
it was crazy. But we gota lot of work done. But man,
the heat isn't seen this year.It feels like a normal summer,
doesn't it. I mean to me, it just feels like a good summer.
But let's throw your rookie numbers up. This is at the highest ninety
six today. Okay, yeah,borrow, our humidity is higher than yours.
(14:11):
So yeah, so what what what'sit going? To be What did
you say, Aaron one oh onetomorrow. Oh yeah, I'm I'm working
enough. I hate you, Joelike a crazy yeah, Scott's Scott.
Josh is like these are he didthat? You know, Josh did that
(14:33):
deal? Remember a couple of yearsago. I was like, man,
it's like ninety eight and you're likeamateur numbers, rookie numbers. It was
one hundred and six today with aheat index of one hundred and fifteen.
Yeah, ninety degree. All right, here you go. Top ten ways
to beat the heat this summer.Number ten turn Biden's senior moments into a
(14:54):
drinking game. Everyone, and thenyou'll die. Yeah, then you'll yeah,
then you alcohol. Number nine fillyour pool with only one thousand rubber
duckies. Cool. Number eight watchany anime marathon shirtless? Okay, I
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don't think you can do that anyway, all right? Number seven? Oh
okay, well there you go.Hey, uh here Josh does it bottomless
for the anime. There you go. She liked that, all right?
That was when all right, Numberseven reenact the top gun volleyball scene.
(15:37):
But with but being in the pooland with girls, it's probably better than
Number six. Make a cube necklace, necklace, make an ice cube necklace.
(15:58):
I heard naked cube neck list andI was like, what is that?
You don't know? Number five bepopular and funny. Okay, then
you're cool. Ha ha Yeah,there you go. Number four ice cream.
The answer is always ice cream.Yeah, the answer is always ice
(16:22):
cream. Who do we lose?Will Lease? Chappie gone? She's watching
anime without turning out there all right, here we go? Where we are?
Number three escape with a good bookto call the wild. It's in
Alaska. I don't know what you'retalking about. Number two reading? No,
(16:48):
yeah, oh reading? Number twoice ice baby? What's the vanilla?
Paul? Did you approve this list? No? Oh he did?
Yeah, drummer the number one readingthe number one way to beat the summer
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heat. The summer was spending anhour in the summer heat with the police
about my broken that's what you get. And I had this, had had
a missed opportunity. You had amissed opportunity. You could have had number
one, as have the hot togirls spit on it. Ah, that's
(17:36):
a good one. Thing on thelight in here? Please, I can't.
I can't get up. And he'snot wearing any pants. He was
watching enemy for him. Yeah,there we go. Now we got Chappy
(17:59):
man. There we go. Welost you there, yeah, my Go'm
on my phone now. So okay, well we have some bad news.
We talked about this earlier. Butyeah, I mean we lost three celebrities.
Yeah, we lost Shannon Doherty rightfifty three finally uh circumbed to the
(18:21):
cancer. Right, and then wehad Richard Simmons. They haven't said that
he died yet. No, hewas because he was like private, there
was something going on, but sohe stayed private. But yeah, it's
it's yeah, I mean it's speakingabout David Letterman and everything. I'm gonna
do this real quick. This isour little Yeah. Second, I'm here,
(18:48):
we go and m death. Thereyou go. She doesn't bring the
cops. I don't know what will. Hello, Richard, you're gonna get
shopped. Don't do that. Comehere. You know, by the way,
he was bothering us, Barbara Streisan, did you hear about this.
(19:10):
I'm totally serious about this. Davidruined my chances of every meeting Barbara and
I waited thirty years. Richard,your ass was hanging out of those shorts.
Stop it. Here you go ResideSimmons mans rip. Yeah, that
(19:33):
was the next one. Doctor.Now let's get back to Shanan Doerty though.
So she was on nine on twoone, oh right, and uh
she did the voice of an oldcartoon called The Secret of Nim. She
was one of the mice and BillWheaton did too. Really yep, Will
Wheaton was one of the mice.Oh wow, I didn't know that Shannon
Doherty was on with some Secret andNim. Yeah. Yeah, when she
(19:56):
was a kid kid, yeah,and they said she was hard to work
with and every thing. But Idon't know, can you imagine that hard
to work with? Now? Igive her props because I like when she
found out she found out like rightaway she had Stage four and then they
all thought she was cured or somethinglike that because she really didn't go too
much. No, she was justriding. Now she went to conventions and
everything and yeah, so there yougo. Now Doctor Ruth, the sex
(20:22):
Doctor. Do you guys like Chappy, do you know who Doctor Ruth is?
Okay? Cool? So in theeighties and everything too. Huh did
she die in bed? I don't. The Doctor Ruth is the version of
sud Johanson from my age. Rememberthe episode where was doctor too was the
(20:51):
dildo lady Doctor Ruth was the sexthere. No, but you give.
What I'm saying is Doctor Sue wasour late night like slapping the dildough and
the she was my generation Doctor Ruth. Before that, she'd be like your
night get the Yeah, hold on. Remember the episode of Quantum Leap where
(21:18):
Scott beckela player uh leaped into doctorRuth. No, yeah, that was
an episode where he uh leaped intodoctor doctor Ruth. All right, I'll
check that. I know, uhfun facts about doctor Ruth. I didn't
know this. She was a Holocaustsurvivor. Yeah, I did not know
(21:40):
that. Uh. She ended upmarrying a fellow Holocaust survivor. That was
her lasts and she was married likethree times. And I didn't know she
was part of the Jewish militia thatwent after a lot of things. I
never knew that either Man's hardcore,interesting, dext and war now Ruth.
(22:02):
No. So I talked about thisearlier, but I want to recap on
this too. So we got it. We had a media meeting day yesterday
was that yesterday? It was Friday, one of those days, and so
we got we got our so pleasefollow us. Go up on get your
Tiktokies and look up the Miscellaneous podcastor look my name up Pauli or whatever
(22:29):
the all too of that. Yeah, I gotta we also have it's a
miscellaneous podcast, which is our actualshow, TikTok I'm sorry to interrupt you
on that one. Sorry, Iwas just say, if you talk about
the Miscellaneous podcast, we have morethan two videos there, and there's a
reason for that because we don't liveon both of them and be like,
(22:51):
ah okay, but yeah, soa little funthing like that, do do
do? Okay? Speak about weirdstuff? Do you guys remember Poltergeist?
Yep? You know what I'm gonnado here. Let's go to a commercial
break real quick before we get tothis. So all right, here we
(23:14):
go. I don't really have anycut in, so I'm just writing down
the time that I take this tomake a commercial because I've been so busy
this this weekend. I haven't hada chance to catch up to do anything.
So but there we go. Okay, so here we go. So
you guys seen Poltergeist? Right?We all seen Polder Gst. Did you
(23:37):
know there's a weird cut scene inPoltergeist. Yeah, here we go.
You'll remember this scene. When itcomes here, you go, oh,
come on, try It's like it'slike there's this tickling, you know,
right in here, and then andit starts to pull you. The tickling
pulls you, and all of asudden, it's like there's nowhere except that
(23:57):
you can breathe and you're getting pulledalong in the paper. My TV's not
so something like that. Do youremember that scene now across the floor?
Yeah, where they slid across floorall that, and then it cuts right
(24:18):
to there. There was a longerscene about that with the interaction about what
happened and everything, but they cutit off early. They slide the kid
and they slide a chair and yeah, yeah, that all happened earlier.
When he's sitting down. That's afterthe kid got slid. I was showing
you that after that part. Butyou guys know the scene, but it
cut. You saw how to cutreally oddly to the neighbor, right,
(24:41):
So we found I looked at allup because I was like, so Joe
and I yeah, so do thisa lot with Joe. I'll be like,
hey, did you watch this movie? And he's like, yeah,
I'm liked, is there extra stuffin there or not? And then like
Joe will be like, well checkmy my stuff or whatever and blah blah
blah, and it was an allof them. So I was like,
Okay, I need to look thisup because I want to know what it
(25:03):
was. It's all about Pizza Hut. You remember the scene where the girl
puts the helmet on. The Carolineputs the helmet on and she goes,
I'm hungry, and she was like, I want pizza. You remember all
that in there and she goes,I want pizza Hut. I want Pepperoni.
That scene where he's sitting on thefloor that you first saw and he's
trying to understand what the hell's goingon. He makes a comment of I
(25:26):
don't like pizza Hut. Pizza Hutgot so pissed off about that because they're
yep that it did private placement ofher saying she likes Pepperoni pizza and she
wants pizza Hut, and like themoms like, we'll get you pizza hu
to worry about it, and thenhe just makes I don't like pizza Hut
because he's trying to like you,and they just got well. I don't
(25:52):
know, but like apparently in thetheaters it played the full scene in the
kitchen and EHS. They said therewas some, but they didn't know how
popular the movie was until like atthe end of the cycle of the theaters,
and that's when they were able tocut it out. So I don't
know if it was, if there'sany vhs is with it or not.
(26:14):
But uh, in Demolition Man theydid the same thing it usually be.
Yeah, it used to be PizzaHut, but any and like all the
other versions, they changed it toTaco Bell because there weren't any pizza huts
in Europe, so nobody in Europepizza, so they changed it all to
Taco Bell. But if you lookat the European versions, you can see
(26:38):
and cut in different scenes where theyforgot to dub over the pizza hut where
it says Taco Bell. Hmm,you guys, Strange days. Strange.
Yeah, it's a movie about theNew Year's or whatnot. It's like freaturistic.
(27:02):
It was made like nineteen ninety ninewhere they had the device you put
over your head and you like readother people's like memories. Oh yeah,
yeah, there was I thought thatthey actually took out a scene in there
too, where the guy was he'slike, if you want to be a
girl, you can shower out andshower like a girl or whatnot. And
(27:23):
that the original version I saw backin ninety nine. I had a clip
of a girl taking a shower,but in the DVD that I just saw,
it didn't have that in there.And I'm like, wait a minute,
I thought that was a clip.So I also had the same thing
where I thought they edited out something. Yeah. Actually it released in nineteen
ninety five. It was based innineteen ninety nine. Okay, so you
(27:47):
look okay, experience chase. Yeah, but there I swear that that was
thank you doctor Google like that,that's funny. I looked it up on
micos. What are you talking about? Mm hm. So I was thinking
about this. I was like andI and I and I, and I
asked a lot of you guys someof these questions to my my brain started
(28:10):
dominoing from this because then because I'mI'm weird like that, But instead it
went to a different direction. Iwas like, what are what were good
movies that we remember growing up orjust recent or whatever. But the plot
is horrible or the plot's shitty orit's small or whatever, and I was
thinking about some of these movies,and so I made a list. Yeah,
(28:33):
read the list. I like thatthe day after tomorrow. Do you
guys remember that with Dennis Quaid andhis finest acting there about the weather and
everything, and you got Spider Manand stuff. You watched it for like
the freezing up of shit, thehellic Remember the helicopter freezes and drops and
(28:56):
they have to take a trek throughthe snow. But there's a I mean,
I watched it for am Rosa.I don't know what you guys.
There you go, yeah, youknow when she got all sick and savor
and you watch it for those Youdidn't watch it for the damn plot.
Yeah, they live right, theylive oky first of all, bad ass,
(29:21):
Yes, it's a kick ass andbubble gum and I'm all out of
bubble gum. There you go.See you like it from those scenes,
But if you ever had to sitdown and watch the structure of the movie,
it doesn't make any sense. Andyou just want to because it was
like nineteen eighty three acting. Itwas awful. No, the great acting
(29:41):
in there were Remember he puts theglasses on against the pet the shit out
of the dude from men at work, just to get him to wear the
glasses. Yes, that's what that'smy point. You remember the scenes,
but if you ever had to sitdown and watch the movie, you're like,
it's a shitty movie. He wasdaily Paul, he was a day
labor Yeah, and he made aday laborer seem like cool as fuck when
(30:06):
we were kids, man, likeI don't want to do what Oh yeah,
yeah, I want to go livein a tent city and and not
know where my next meal is comingfrom too. Yeah, so there you
go. Yeah, Okay, we'regonna there go all right. Cool.
Next one on the list is BillyMadison. We love horrible dude. Yeah,
(30:33):
but you watch it for the funninessof of stupid Adam Sandler, like
in a lot of his movies,even the biggest one, that the Golf
one. Right, it's a horrible. Yeah, it's a horrible movie,
but you watch it for all thefunny actors. Uh, the Caddie Shack.
Same thing. You're like Robert,you know, there's so many great
(30:53):
actors. Yeah, that's too meatballsand everything. Yeah, so that's what
I'm saying, then they make cashactoo, and they made it for families.
They made it family friendly, andit wasn't funny anymore. Mm hmmm.
Roadhouse, both of them, thenew one and the old one,
horrible movies. Just watched it forlike whatever. Uh Ana Conda, horrible
(31:17):
Honda. Mm hmm. But wewatch them for big things, like like
Predator, right, I mean we'llwatch up with goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurce just like
me, dy bitch. Yeah.Preditor is like when they you know,
(31:52):
they they discovered a night vision.They're like, let's make a movie with
night vision. Yeah, and thewhole movie was it was supposed to be
a rocky movie. Originally it wassupposed to be like dude, literally hand
to God. They all said aroundand they were like, we need a
rocky movie where he fights someone fromout of space. And they wrote the
script a horrible movie. But you'relike, have you seen where they play
(32:14):
the end credits to a Predator tothe Golden Girls theme? Yes, like
everything. Yeah, Oh it's funny, dude. It was great. That
ending goes for anything. I loveit. Uh. Here's another one,
Deep Blue Sea. You guys,remember that movie is just like Jaws two
(32:34):
thousand. Yeah, but all youreally remember things like that. But this
is a lesson about the drinking.Let's just say I've learned, don't need
to get all carried away showing mea vengeance side. I know your raft
more. We will begin with theperfect omelet, which is made with two
eggs, not three. Well,they can get a whole lot worse.
(32:57):
So we're not going to fight anymore. We're going to pull together and we're
gonna find a way to get outof here. Birth. We're going to
see you out there. We're gonnapull together and we're gonna fight this motherfucking
shark. That's not what he said. He was gonna say that, but
(33:22):
then he got cut off. Yeah, I have waiver clueless specific rim.
I got a couple other ones,dirty dancing, all the Sharknados. But
here's one I know Josh might geta little little rough on Equilibrium. Wow,
you watch it for all the coolscenes in it, but did you
(33:43):
ever sit down and watch it forthe structure or the plot. You're like,
it's a shitty movie. Yeah,it kind of. Yeah, So
there you go. That was myHOODI kais for that. Yay for great
movies. Yeah, that just goesto show that America doesn't want a good
(34:05):
movie. They will just want tobe entertained. Yeah, let me give
me a big name. A seconds, let me into the studio. Okay,
all right, one one there?That was three seconds. Yeah it
went that was two but probably soloud all of a sudden, Did we
(34:30):
lose Aaron? No, he's here, but he's not. Yeah, he's
here in spirit. He's watching he'swatching anime. All right, I got
a couple of hoodie guys. Iwant to show you guys, but they're
they're on tiki talks, so Ithought these So, yeah, we're all
(34:55):
gonna go to We're gonna get upin the China moments here. Okay,
So I'm gonna transfer over to thisshare a screen. Don't judge what I
have on there. It's this youknow, random Hodge. All right,
click, click, and here wego. The hell is that he's one
(35:27):
of those Chinese sex dolls. He'slike a human thing. Here you go?
What man? So then now we'retalking about the nineties, right,
We're talking about the dude. Checkthese these people bringing back the nineties,
right, all the fly girls.Look at them going the back. Yeah,
(36:13):
that was hard. That's good.You see him in the back like
they were doing like they were doingsome wild ship one on their TV.
Yeah, this is pretty fun.What these are? What I look at
(36:39):
your TikTok, my TikToker not thesame poor man's animation. It's all right,
Oh Jesus, my mind on mymoney, my money, on my
(37:00):
mind. The non can can juicewith so much drama in the BC,
it's hard and snoop f R OG. I like, I like,
(37:23):
I'm not gonna get political, andI said I wasn't, but I do
have to say it is kind offunny how there when they talk about the
Trump ship, I'm not gonna playit, but they're saying like, Okay,
he's a convicted felon, he's beenimpeached, he just got shot at
when's his rap album coming out?Dude? That was a picture of when
(38:00):
he was younger. Here we go, I've seen you without your shirt.
I know I love this from FifthElement. Yeah, mm hmmm, m
(38:30):
oh so can we talk about alittle bit about the Alec Baldwin Eric Broadwind
thing or not sure? Why nothis case being discussed because the Yeah,
that was just weird. I don'teven know how to take that. But
so it's not just yeahs Rush filminghis Russ movie where he was charged with
(38:55):
manslaughter. I think with the man, Yeah, we have lost Aaron.
Okay, so not just Simpsons arepredicting things. So is Keen Peel,
Jerome Smith, Emily George. Uh, that's pretty good. What are the
(39:40):
few other things I wanted to dothis? Where is it? Did you
see the one where it's called there? I ruined it and they did.
They used boom Hower and they redidwrap god by him and him Oh really?
Oh no, yeah, you gottalook that one up. All right,
(40:31):
you're doing that for your dog,Josh. I don't know why.
Yeah. And there's a guy who'strying all the different barbecues from Saint Louis
and everything, and I thought itwas pretty cool. I wasn't gonna play
one. If you guys want towant to see this, because you know,
summertime we talk about this. Theygo on for a long whiles.
But the truth of the matter ishe gives them all shitty scores because he's
(40:55):
from Detroit area and he and hegoes all over the United States. He
was in Texas like the other day, and but he really just ragged on
all the barbecue in Saint Louis thoughthere's so many different types of barbecue.
I mean, you can't. Youcan't be like, oh, well,
(41:15):
I'm from Detroit. Detroit's barbecue isdifferent than Saint louis Is barbecue that's different,
different than Texas, different than theWest. But you don't hear you
don't hear about Detroit great barbecue.You're like Detroit. Yeah, I just
(41:37):
think he's from there. Well,let's listen. Here we go, and
then you guys can talk over right. Ridge. You probably don't know me
from a canapaign. All right,let me just tell you a little bit
something about me. I don't aroundwith my barbie. Nothing more than a
barbecue joint that doesn't know how tobarbecue. Do you understand what I'm saying.
(41:58):
I was the establishment today in orderall the popular barbecue items, and
we're gonna see what it's hitting.Now. We got some rib tips.
I can appreciate that that was kindof chilly, but yeah, secondly,
rib tipsy all right, they're notseasoned too much, but that's okay,
true. Get that about these ribtips. I do not like is they
(42:25):
are ry then a mother? Imean, did you cook these on the
pavement bread? What's this pavement meat? These don't quite appreciate that. But
I can't play that's a barbe sauce. Damn. I've never had barkie sauce
for that sour something like that.Something I gotta have chicken. Hell no,
(42:50):
Red, just with that. Thechicken is about as dry as blisters
under feet. You smoke this reallygood, but I can tell you just
season is worth a damn. See, you got away with the rib just
because you seize those a little bitand then you smoked them. It's chicken.
You didn't do that at all.Can be a barbecue joint making mistakes
like that. Red can't do it. We got beef ribs, all right,
(43:14):
Red? You you you're starting topiss me off. Questions How long
did you sit in his car beforeyou ate it? Oh? These are
not like the downer ribs you seein texts. Just wanted to throw that
out there now, Riz barbecue youdid, however, but you did an
even better job over cooking these mothers. I mean, you overcook these the
(43:36):
max and when they're pulling away fromthe bone, like that they're overcooked.
Yes, I can't get the meatoff the bone. Now, reds you
a barbecue joined if you gonna cookbarbecue me. If you don't serve me,
no cook squirrel meat that's been sittingin the smoked turkey leg. Okay,
I really like that. So whenI'm bid into this, I forgot
(43:58):
those aculate And that's how like mythe smoke just overpowered this old turkey leg.
And it's just it's just flat outbeautiful. It is a little tough,
per usual. But look at thatwhite press though it also has a
some Yeah that's some hostess right there. Isn't that some wonder bread right there?
Can easily feed about three people inthis right And let me just show
(44:20):
you why give a snowball. Ifyou look at the potato salad, you
can tell he didn't stare here orshe didn't stare in the mustard in the
potato salad. If this is indeedstoreball, at least you can do is
stare in the goddamn mustard to makeit look less noticeable. Two sides that
balk your joint in itself is criminal. That's when at least the babes okay,
(44:43):
he's all right, he's made prettymuch all the baked beings he thinks
are pretty good. But he reallytears apart the brisk and I don't think
this one has a brisket in.Let me see if this will have from
salt, smoke and St. Louis. I know what. Barbecue brisket's hard.
(45:05):
I mean it's hard to do,you know. But yeah, but
it's not about the brisky talking abouthey, let me let me find one
with it on the real quick galax. Not really about this place. Yeah,
here's one. So this place,in fact, is trash, no
oxtail or anything. Yeah, there'san oxtail one. He goes to all
(45:29):
these different ones. He went toa lot of them. He went to
a lot of them. So ifyou ever get a chance to look him
up. You got smoke turkey.Oh oh, this is really good smoke.
I never had smoke turkey. Youguys, we do smoke turkey.
It's amazing that that smokes looked prettygood. Yeah, next time you come
(45:52):
down, we'll have to do asmoke turkey. When they had the injections
on them, yeah, all righthere here smoke them. Know what when
you when you have to grab anapkin. It's good. This brisket is
super juicy. It is not slicethin, it's thick. Actually, it's
(46:15):
a good one. He talked abouthow inly cut brisket. He doesn't talk
about it on this one. Butyeah, so if you have to thin
cut brisket, then you're not doingit right. Yeah. I didn't know
that because I've only known it's aSaint Louis thing to make them thin,
or at least Midwest. I didn'tknow that. Yeah, if you have
(46:36):
to then cut your brisket, you'redoing it wrong. So yeah, all
right, here we go. Let'sbring back some Ferris for your h Do
(46:59):
you guys have fireflies in Texas?Yeah, we have, Uh, we
have lightning bugs. Oh are theythe size of hub caps? No,
they're just lightning bugs. Yeah,but ours are like more they're they're they're
a little more green than they areyellow. Oh yeah, weird. There's
(47:21):
like a little greenish tint to them. Yeah, here's some fun facts.
(47:44):
Do you know why there aren't asmany fireflies or lightning bugs as they used
to be? No, Santo,Well it is monsano. But the the
pesticides that they used to kill mosquitoesalso kills them. Oh no, yeah,
(48:05):
but not clone fireflies. Isn't thatweird? See? I didn't like
Joe. I didn't need to likelaugh when you said you're like Monsanto.
But I mean, there you go. I mean what is the Monsental killing?
I mean, come on, that'sthe drop Monsanto. We kill ship.
Well, everything you want, dad, we'll make it for you.
(48:30):
There you go like that. Theseare ones because unintentionally kills ship that you
don't want to kill. That's okay, this is a whole new one.
I have to put in hold on, are we on backstage or something new?
Monsandle had a scortch earth policy.Hey we're still on the show.
(48:51):
What's up? Oh no, okay, all right, thanks, okay,
just put just put Chappie up nextto your head so you can she's not
over here. She was here before. I want to talk about this one
right here, the whole the phone. Here we go. No, no,
(49:16):
I don't want you to now.Not too late. Now, okay,
face time. Okay, it's supposedto face time. Hold on here,
get on face time. Josh doesn'twant to be done with you yet.
(49:37):
All right, let me move onmy Okay, here we go all
right, talk talk, say words, say something, champy, chappy.
My hands cramping. Now this istoo heavy for my hand. No,
(50:02):
have a corporal tunnel, and Ican't hold my phone or apparently, come
my god, gee, I turnedoff. There you go, thanks,
there you go? All right,that was chappy. All right, welcome
to the nineties. Here we go. Let's see if you guys have seen
(50:22):
these things before. Ready, nice, let's go back. I'm going too
fast. That's not just nineties.That's like eighties too, isn't it.
Yeah, that's like I'm one inmy house right now? What are you
talking about? Yeah? It waslike, say, that's not I remember
(50:43):
these coffee tables though, the coffeetables. Yeah yeah, those are always
fancies, all the remotestes. Yeah, remotes, all right, chat there
you still got two remotes too,So I still got two of those remotes?
Is it? It's a zeni?They are all like three of them
(51:09):
are zenus. Look at that?Oh wow, three of them are r
C A r C. I rememberthe left r C A right here.
I remember that I had one ofthose the big screen TV R TV.
You always to have a guide.Hell yeah, Manul, you know vulcan
heat. Yeah, baby, Iwant some of that vulcan heat. That's
(51:37):
the best thing about that's the bestthing about. Uh. Starship Troopers three.
Oh Starship they made more than oneStarship Troopers. Oh god, yeah,
yeah, I didn't even know theymade more than one. I've never
seen. I mean, the firstone was bad enough, yeah, and
then the well, it was supposedto be bad, but then there was
like animated, there's an animated series. It's like an animated uh one.
(52:00):
So yeah, Gilligan's Island at seveno'clock, seven thirty, Captain Kangaroo,
Oh dog Sports Center. I wantto Bewitched, Yeah, Bewitched, didn't
you have? Wow, let's makea deal. What a baby knows?
(52:21):
That's nice, Lassie, Oh FraggleRock right on? Wow Rock Yeah.
Little House on the Prairie, misterRogers neighborhood. Yeah, Lavern and Shirley.
That's fun. Silver Dick Van Dyke, Oh, Phil Donahue. Academy
(52:45):
Academy, Oh wow, I wantsome Police Academy. Man mind Steve Guttberg
Flipper was on there to you ThunderCats, dude, underhts Green and it goes
right after ThunderCats. Wow. Webster. There you go, the squally expressed.
(53:07):
Geez, what I remember the damnbunny dude, I remember the girl
bunny? Mom? You still onhere, Joe? Oh yeah, we
had all those throughout the house.Oh my god. Those so those things
actually have a story about those.I was. I had a house fire
(53:30):
one time and I walked in anda melting fish tank. Oh like,
walking like, oh my goodness.He turned around and said, it's how
(53:52):
I die. Right now, itis how I died. Yeah, it's
all lad, And you're like,what the hell? Oh yeah, look
at that, Joe, You rememberthe one had Yeah, we had one
of My dad had a pipe standtoo. He had a pipe stand with
(54:15):
that, remember, yeah, Iwonder whatever happened to that, probably up
in his loft. Still. Didyou guys have that same computer? I
had that same computer desk? Yeah, same hen, I had that desk.
I had that TV right there,buddy. So here's here's Joe.
(54:36):
You'd go into his apartment, rightand he had this desk set. But
what was on TV? Just pornall the damn time? Twenty four seven
porn? Remember Oh yeah, itwas the porn Central. Yeah, is
that is it? N sixty fourdown there under the TV. I never
had the sixty four. It lookslike just the Super Super c It's cube.
(55:00):
Yeah, that's game cable below thatthough. Yeah, that room looks
like guys, that looks like PlayStationor a Super Nintendo. I think it's
look at that for though. Man. I remember we go over to Joe's
apartment. He's like, hey,here have this burn CD I you know,
and you're like, what is it? And it's porn? Yeah,
(55:22):
you guys remember we used to doWe used to leave the porn discs in
the Denny's bathroom. Remember that.Look at the cordless phone on top.
Look at that nice I wonder what'son the screen. I can barely read
it. It's like like those littleshitty back yeah, back game. They
(55:45):
gave you a taco bell. Rememberthe floppy discs. They gave you a
taco bell. Yeah? Oh wow, oh god, that's mom. Mom
had all those games too. It'sa lot of Annabells. This is my
MS one, not a fire.I walked into a house and literally the
(56:06):
whole house they had to make apath for us to walk through, had
porcelain dolls. Wow, how manyof them followed you? I was like,
this is when Chucky fucking jumps outat you, and he's like that
ain't no ship. I just waitfor Chucky to come out of the fucking
(56:31):
Yeah. All right, where arewe at here? Oh my god,
I'm glad I was never there allof that. Those Yeah, Joe has
one of those now, like thatone? Is that the one that times
have? I have ale The clocksway older than that now, but cool
(56:53):
clocks. Yeah, those are coolclocks. No, they twisted at the
bottom, they were wind up.Oh no, my cats would break that
and my kids. Oh yeah,Joe, that's Matt Phillip remembers like that.
(57:16):
When you guys moved out from allten. Dad was filling the rooms
with like fake furniture, like regularfurniture. That was one of the chips
when I got here. Yeah,smells like and uh and fried foods,
(57:37):
Marboroughs And I guarantee you flipped thatmiddle cushion over and there's a big old
burn in it or something from whenyou fell asleep watching the American flag play
the national Marlborough miles in the bottomtwo. Yeah, old cigarette butts and
ship Oh my god. Yeah.Yeah. They had like an ash tray
(58:00):
in the arm rest there used tohave like there wood that had like a
what is it on the side toput your newspapers and ship like those little
basket things would wood ones? Yeah, the touch lamps, oh yeah,
that was Yeah, that was forthe fancy people who didn't want to wake
up and you know, turn aswitch. Remember your grandma has always had
(58:22):
those first before everybody else did.Grandmother's Yeah, low medium, high off.
Look now they had the clamp on. Yeah, just a bowl of
that. Remember eat the polpur becausethey thought it was something sweets. That
(58:45):
is that a prune? That's fruit? Did that, Paul? If you
didn't know that? Is that anapple? Nope, it's not an apple?
All right, all right? Iremember I remember with the dusty gotta
throw them out and right, yeah, and then you always go to some
(59:07):
like market where they have them ina plastic bag with like the ribbon thing
on the top. See I seethat. The first thing I come in
my mind is bizarre. In JamestownMall, we would walk in there and
yeah, I didn't know this.We were talking about this last week.
They had bear wrestling in there.Dan, that's crazy. Now it's all
(59:30):
wax candles, guys, that's thebig thing. The wax. Yeah.
Oh look there's wax candles right downthere. Yeah. So yeah, this
was everyone's entertainment center back in theday. For the nice receiver on top.
That's expensive receiver. Yeah, andthey always have some ornament that's like
heavy on top of it. Thievescouldn't steal dcr another one divorce Court underneath
(59:59):
it? Is that? I wonderabout this. I'm wondering about this.
Is that a turtle with a likea bucket on his back? What is
that? What is that? Whatis that a beer stein? Or is
that? What is that? Worriedabout the prescription bottle that's on top of
the Make sure dad gets us,Like what kids, you take your medicine
(01:00:23):
before mommy and daddy watch divorce Court? Yeah, yeah, take your Is
that a cassette tape there? Ohyeah, the fans? I got one
of those in my leather working roomright now. Do you have a blue
(01:00:44):
one? I have the brown one? Really? Yeah? The game with
the house, what do you want? Is it hanted? Is not?
That was the bargaining chip. I'llbuy the house if you leave the fan.
(01:01:07):
Oh my, you take that fanaway from me? I wanted he's
going to like empty rooms. Dude, when you come to my house,
you're gonna laugh so damn Hardcau.I'm gonna introduce you to the fan one
and only fan. Oh yeah,yeah, the carpet and room stuff that
(01:01:28):
you never vacuumed up. You justsat there and let it smell good your
head, it's vacuum. It madethe whole home cloudy. With that ship.
We had to have like the nineteenfifties fucking vacuum cleaners that my dad
would like. It's still good.They still make bags. We don't use
it. It's gonna work. Yeah. It was the Electrolux and that thing
(01:01:54):
weighed a ton, and it wasthe two one where they had the canister
you pick up and then the longass metal like tube and then the long
ass fucking handle and all. Itwas horrible go upstairs with that. And
don't forget the one hundred foot extension. Cord Winana wrapped that piece of ship
and then like Grandma had the Eurekaand then we took it from Grandma.
(01:02:16):
Remember that, because we're like thisship, like, this thing's got a
weigh fifteen pounds less. Yeah,oh what did they have here? White
Steak, Yeah, Cooper White Steak. Yeah, we probably actually got those
drawers in the basement here because untilthey until they redid the house rocks,
(01:02:43):
they got Rush until the house gotredone. They've got Yes and Journey.
Yeah, yeah, those things arestill around. Yeah those uh Bruce Springsteen.
There got the Bruce Stee what isthat Steely Steely Dan. They've got
the same White Snake cassette twice theydo they do the third row No one,
(01:03:07):
we gotta regit something. What's upwith that? With like Slaughter and
then Deep Purple? I mean,what the fuck, dude. We've got
adam Ant and the Ants, theclass they have the god Zelo soundtrack,
(01:03:28):
Steppenwolven, Bad Company, what theor that's something else step they got bad
Company. I was trying to thatone in the middle below is easy Top.
It's the Scorpions. That's Godzilla soundtrack. And that what is that Richie
(01:03:50):
blackmore travel They Jane's addiction to.That's Jane's addiction there. Yeah, well
that matches because you have Clash.Oh, there you go. They got
they got Aerosmith, they got Jadedjud I could see like Trump and Classics.
(01:04:14):
That is the collection oh, anybodyever had the weird Cat? I
never, I've never seen that.I never saw the weird cat. Well,
let's go next to it. Thereyou go, there's another one.
Oh yeah with the speakers on theside. Look at that. Yeah,
that's what was the What was theone we always played on? Was it
that one? Josh Oh, SuperSmash Brothers? Yeah, Super Smash Brothers.
(01:04:39):
And and football? Was it thatCouncil NFL Quarterback Club? Yeah?
Was that one? Yeah? Four? Yeah? Yeah? Ours. I
think about. All I think aboutis Golden Night Man gold Knight and yeah.
Oh dude, we had the worst, the most horrible football team.
We can't even repeat anywhere. TheMast n CLA Football launches tomorrow early release.
(01:05:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, I justI just heard my cell phone.
My cell phone's been going off forlike an hour or like five minutes right
next to my head. Look atthis? Does that? What does that
say? Up there? Joe?Do you see that? But Scott,
that's that's the VHS cleaner that rememberthat it was the head cleaner. Everyone
(01:05:32):
needs a good head cleaner. CYeah. Look, you don't have paws,
you have power. I don't rememberthat. I remember that he is
their thumb doals. That's what Ialways called them. They were like,
(01:05:56):
oh yeah, the shitty like floralcounches. We had one in the Mills
house. Oh yeah, one ofmy Yeah, it was up against the
Yeah. I remember I was sittingthere shirtless one day an time about being
shirtless and it was a hot day. And then Valerie came in and was
like, oh hey, and shegotta give me a weird look. Oh
(01:06:17):
hi, were you watching anime?No, I was not watching anyway.
We were looking at a Hero Clicksthing that we put all on the ground
and we were playing this ridiculously longHero Clicks game that like we would like
skip work for and ever it waswatched Deadlias Catch and American Choppers. Oh
(01:06:44):
yeah, that's that's your friend's uhkitchen. I remember going to a buddy's
house where he was watching the gameand he walked in. You're like,
oh, it's mama's family. Yeah. Afterwards, yeah, make you popcorn?
Okay, why do you smell likechocolate? There was chocolate because I
(01:07:11):
ate chocolate. Chocolate. Oh didyou the rest of them? Huh?
Good? Because I want some.I got these Hawaiian chocolate Macadamian bazoobos.
Dude, all right, Joe,did we pop schwaggles bed? Or is
that something else? Joe's gone,he's backstage. All right, we got
(01:07:32):
getting back in here, all right, Joe, you're there, Joseph,
are you there? Are about that? You popped? We pop his bed?
Okay, okay, I just Ithink limit. I think it was
a weight limb and we were allon his bed and it popped. Pop
one of the seals. Okay,here was the weirdest thing. We went
(01:07:57):
over to the house and we werelike baking out like big time. So
now I asked, anybody had sexin a waterbed? Yeah, it's yeah.
You get in the bed, dude, to go somewhere like the old
lady will know like you because shelike sinks in, you know, and
then pops up and then is great. Getting out of it sucks, no,
(01:08:20):
dude, no, no, no, no no. So I was
making a long story, but mine, yeah, that was all about that.
I have my knees in there andyou're like you're like moving water,
and it was like this is notright. But at the end you just
smacked even the thing. You're like, yeah, don't even try breakfast and
bead because you're wearing to be wearingit. Yeah, I just I just
want to know if it was likebeing on the ocean while you're having sex.
(01:08:41):
No, No, it's like beingin a boat that's being thrown around
in the ocean. It's pretty bad, like a hurricane. Yeah, just
slapping the bed instead of her ass. You know, you're like, oh,
yeah, you know what if feelslike with awake with a big boat
that hits awake with the waves.That's what the Yeah, Grandma means business.
(01:09:09):
She takes her nerve seriously. Oh, Grandma, is just really necessary.
You have blasters everywhere and you haveto stay strapped. What do you
need it for? You know?Amos? I mean, I mean Grandma.
(01:09:31):
I know we battle each other everynight, but you're taking this too
far. Just ready, ready forwhat? There's still darts in the bag.
What what are you saying? John? I'm sorry, I guess not.
(01:09:58):
I wasn't saying anything. No,you were saying something and I clicked
on it. Josh was saying somethingthat let me lost him. Oh yeah,
he's gone. He got he gotscared. He saw grammar. Well,
his phone was ringing. He said, the phone was ringing, and
then maybe all right, Well,either way, it is past the hour.
(01:10:20):
But I will say this. WhenI saw this, I thought,
this is so true about life.Every single day I wake up and I
think of a reason not to doit. Every single day I've had enough.
(01:10:42):
Really want to do the work today. I don't really want to do
the work today. I don't reallywant to I don't want to do the
work today. It's so true.Mm hmm. Can you smell it?
(01:11:09):
I went through a phase. Well, I never cry about anything, and
now I reckon I cry four timesa week. I don't cry four times
a week, but quite a lotstarts crying now. No, I don't
quite that much. I cry likeall the time. Yeah, anyway,
Hey, I like that. Hmm. That reminds me of just good times
(01:11:31):
right there. All right, everybody, thank you so much for coming on
the show. Thank you for somuch for participating in all the stupid stuff
we do. Blaue zombo uh.Please check out our TikTok now our Instagram.
We have Facebook too, right yep, all right, we're gonna check
out the Facebook too. Do weset up Yeah, we set up Facebook.
Yeah, we have all that,so we gotta get all the Hey
(01:11:58):
are you one Rumble. Are youon Rumble now too? That was rumble,
no idea. Wow, Okay,you're not on Rumble. I'm gonna
I'm gonna go play some more DynastyWarriors. There you go, either bye,
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