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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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instrumental rock for a couple more seconds, and I'm gonna
give you what you're waiting for. It's the Top ten.
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Good morning, Happy Wednesday, and welcome back to the Morning Experience.
It is time for another top ten. This is our
thirteenth top ten. Wow, we got to thirteen already, thirteen
wednesdays that I've been here with you. This top ten
is we had a conversation off air with my co
host and we were talking about some of our past
and I was a failed rapper but I may not
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have made it, but I can always appreciate good wordplay
and good punchline and everything like that. I'm Philadelphia. We
have the cast these gillies to be need stuff, Southwestern
reed dollars. We have all that. But sometimes in hip
hop there are some lines that are absolutely questionable and
lines that ship have never been brokee. So these are
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the top ten worst bars in hip hop. And number ten,
we're gonna start with the oldie but goodie from my
time the band. This is Fred from the band who
said I'm a star looked in the sky. You need
a microscope. Now, as a C student, I know that
you don't need a microscope to look into the sky.
So Fred is definitely gonna take this ol.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Fred Fred can take all the l's. Fred Fredwick not lyrical.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
At all.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He might have been the best person in the band.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Had a shirt I make it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Unless you got a sample of the god. But number
nine we're gonna keep it in a bad boy family Diddy.
He said you were more than my girl. We were
like brothers. Every night, Phillip fight undercovers, and we wonder
why these allegations. We don't have to wonder anymore. He
was telling us for such a long time, that's what
I said. That was, But it was I will say
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that that is.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That is one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But but but.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I never I never repeated those lyrics because it just
always like we would play fight under you know what,
I got a brother, you know what we never did play.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What are y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Like, no, I do have brothers throw you off the
top of the bad bump.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That he was wild for such at number eight and
my good brother just goes back to our college days.
He used to point this out every time this song
came on Joe Rule. He says, I am in the
two one three zone. That is six players going to the court.
It's only five player in the level court that.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Does not carry the boy got to carry thee.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
As a basketball nerd. As a basketball nerd, that always
upset me. I'm in the two one three zone, first
of all foul, six players on the court like no, no, you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Feel is angels in the paint. That's all he got,
the sixth man, he got the deemed hardest out.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I was so upsetting because the song is hot, the song,
the song is hot.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But oh man, yeah, number seven. We have one of
our with the podfather Joe Budden when he was when
he was very lyrical. But Joe Budden said, your flowest
orange juice mine to Sonny d Now, where is that
a flex at that is should have been switched around.
I don't know if they didn't go back and do
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the edits right, and somebody didn't tell him. But Sonny
D is the inauthentic version of.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I feel like I feel like he was trying to
explain like the Dame shapultro like he was trying to
rip off that a little bit pre your post this time.
But he's trying to be like sunny deep commercial type thing,
and it just never made sense.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I never heard the lyrics. And I'm glad there's anything
before we get to the tap of that. We are.
We are at the number six, halfway through the list,
number six. This is just cringey just thinking about it.
Macmain in about three years holler at me, Miley Cyrus.
This is absolutely this disgusting just sitting back. It wasn't
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even that long ago. This is nasty word. It is.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We shouldn't have let this flie. You're the engineer shipping
like brouh, this ain't the one.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Say something else, and and and like he wasn't even
running with anything. He was just ripping like.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, because that's the top of mind.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's what he was on. That's what he was on.
But ladies and gentlemen, that was our first five of
our top ten. We will be back after these messages
and after these tunes, he's listening to the Morning Experience
on LIT one O six. Welcome back to the Morning
Experience on one O six. We are in the middle
of our top ten. This week's top ten are some
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of the worst bars ever, ever, ever in hip hop.
And I got the ladies here with me, and we
are going to get right to number five. Missy Elliott
she said, I Feel the Wind five, six, seven, eight nine.
If you didn't have anything to say, you could have
just left that alone. That my window. It's an awesome song.
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But what was she talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
So she could do that though, because she doesn't have.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Any of the bad bar I give for that. I
love some, I love some myth. Number four is a
age old question that we just never figured out, Cameron,
I get computers puting. What the hell is putin do you?
How do you perform that task to get the computer
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to do that?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You gotta because the computer's got a pewt that's even
full of compete, So carry the one on that one.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
She's I guess I'm not really that sounds like the
computer has gas. Computer is sometimes it be like that.
So you're number three. Now, this is this is a
song we all love, but I gotta give it to
the whole entire song t Payne little Wayne. I can't
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believe it. And we're not just gonna talk about Wis
Canson because that is actually Wiscnson. We are going to
talk about Wayne's whole verse where he just mumbled through
the whole entire thing and we let that man get
away with that.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
To be to be fair, that was the hottest bar
in the song.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Okay, but what's that man talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
All you gotta do is pull on letter Brown here.
That's all has to say. I'm just gonna say a
letter his name. He already did it for us, already
showed up why he did.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's an awesome song. But I have no idea what
that was about. Number two. This is a just on
the levelness of corny. This is beyond this broken scale
little flip and I'll adore you. I'll treat you like milk,
nothing to spoil you. This is the most corn flap.
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Milk doesn't just spoil. It does abouty good.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Nothing but boy because that's okay. But with spoiled milk
you do get cottage cheese. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You do? You? Okay? You get some other stuff I
don't know, yogurt, yoga. See how we gotta we got
this man? You get right right, Yeah, you know it
keeps going all all the things. Yeah, it's just it's
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just I'm gonna go ahead and be someone else's sunshine.
At this point, you do already.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
You also get that gas. We talked about what the pan.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, yeah, that you start puting like the computers. That
camera get number one on this list, and this is
an absolute classic, but we plead we have we have
to acknowledge that this was just completely unnecessary. Number one
is mister Cheeks in Renee. He says, Shorty goes to
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school to be a lawyer. In other words, Shorty studies law.
Thank you for I had no idea that this woman
was studying law because she went to school to be
a lawyer. I thought she was trying to be a
trash man.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
He just wanted to make sure that, in case you
guys didn't know what lawyers went to school to study.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It is the law, right, So very has problems. Surety
has problems if he if she's messing with this guy.
She wants to be a lawyer, and she is messing
with this guy who has to break it down into
simplest terms of what studying law his listener. I think
that that was for the people in the back, you
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know what.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They really don't listen, so they'd be like, oh, she
called to school to be a lawyer. What's going to
school for?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Like like yo, yo, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. We all,
we all, we all went to school and we all
told a relative, you know, I'm going to school for this,
this and this, and they'd be like, oh, man, that's good.
What's you going to school for?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
A wrong? That's true.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Everybody that I've ever talked about, whatever I do, you
ask me whatever, Oh you went to school for the thing?
I just said, what did you do there?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I just said it?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The thing I just said. Mister Cheeks could have made
a version just for them, so we didn't have to.
We didn't have to break it down for me. I
was I was well aware of what what a lawyer
does where. But he does go through the song and
says he smokes a lot, at least at every other
word is he's about he's smoking. So he had to
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