Episode Transcript
Welcome back to the morning Experience. You know what time
it is. It is Wednesday, and it is time for
an all new top ten. And with tomorrow being Thanksgiving,
you're either going to go somewhere or have people over
your house and it's going to be a cast of characters.
And today we are talking about the top ten personalities
that will be at your holiday dinner and which one
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are you?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Number ten?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I hate this person because they're always around and it's
not just holiday dinners. The number ten is the who
all over there? Bruh, it is Thanksgiving. Family is over here? Bro,
Who do you think is over here? That's me? Is that?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That is me?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
That's why it's so funny because you already know, Like
like I talked to my cousin today, She's like, are
you coming?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And I'm like, who's gonna be there?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Was like still people that have been there in the
last decade and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Every problem, let me know when they leave. Let me
know when they leave in the light is off? Were
going to sleep after they leave? Number nine?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Man, everyone has one in their family, the hood, rich
with no kids, that is the one that will come there.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And they always look down on.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Everything you're doing and act like they are better than
thou and mister Marvin and mister Ted and mister Lucas
and all the other misters that she didn't brought over.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
But she's looking down at everybody else because she ain't
got no kids and got her little extra ducts.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Right right and then and then won't bring anything of
culinary value?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But what what will bring? Because and some wine, yes,
and some wine and then appetite. Yeah, absolutely, all.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The tee pain from out something. A lot of a
lot of emotions are gonna come out.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Number eight.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I know a lot of people are like this, and
I don't understand why the stack the plate like this
is the last time you will ever eat cousin. Like, bruh,
all the food is out. We ain't all on your
shoot all the one time. You can come back like
it's gonna be more here, Like you don't have to
stack it up. They got everything sitting on top of
each other, you know it gotta do the little sit
where you gotta put your little knees together so you
can put your plate on the top of it. Bruh,
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it'll be more there. You're gonna be all right.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yo yo, yo, side of the plate, side of the plate.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Leaning a little bit, and then like gravy running off
and right, yo, yo, you can go back. Keep you
walk behind him, slipping like what the hell? What's that?
Got cranberry sauce and.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Mac and cheese particles all over the floor. Now we're
tripping over it because you wanted to stack the plate up.
You can come back, get two plates.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We got enough, right right? Number seven?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Number seven, this is the one that usually gets everybody
at the This is why people call and asks who's
gonna be all over there? Number seven is the family
member that is still holding a grudge from back when
they were kids.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
The aunt and uncle who said when your dad was.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Five, he had told on me when I went outside
and I got a uk. Y'all are sixty four right now?
You gotta let that stuff go, big dog.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yes, yeah, I got.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Some of my family have have uh so so hard
beats that some members don't even come around anymore. They'll
just FaceTime, Hey, happy Thanksgiving everyone. It's like you doing
this on purpose, yo.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
The face time. You want to be seen, but you
don't want to ya.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Over here, right, anybody caring that I'm get a place
gonna come by tomorrow and I'll get them out the fridge.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And that's when you hear on the FaceTime, who all
over there? Right, that's what you got the aunt walker
through that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Look, say everybody the phone, right, oh man, yeah, yeah,
number six. Let me get the number six before we
got to get up out of here. Number six, the
ant that brings the same dish to every function because
she thinks everybody likes it.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But we all know that's the only dish that she
can cook.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So that's why we allow her to bring that same
old potato salad that she brings and nobody really likes,
but we just she thinks she can make it, so
we let her go ahead and bring it, and then
we get the real potato salad later on.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Mm hmm, yep, yep. I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I do want to say my aunt's name, but she
listens and she's nice. But but Auntie, you know Auntie,
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You know her dish. What's her dish? Her dish? She's
gonna know. Now I'm trying to set them up.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Come on, there's several aunties right now, going go ahead,
say it right right, So I know I know about Brenda.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I know you ain't talk about my mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's We're gonna go to break. It's the ant that
makes the green. You're gonna go to break, You're gonna
go to break.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well that when we're gonna go to break, We'll be
back with the rest of the top ten.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It is the Morning Experience. Is Wednesday, y'all.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Welcome back to the Morning Experience, and welcome back to
the hot with the bad Greens and bad string band
special shout out to you. It is the Morning Experience
and it is Wednesday. Still you know it is the
top ten. We are in the middle of our top
ten and we are talking about the top ten persons
that you will see at this year's holiday dinner, and
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we are at number five and number five. We all
have this person in our family, the family member that
introduces everybody to a new partner. Every year, you done
met everybody that they done ever dated in their life,
and they bring them to all the family functions. They
don't understand that if you just casually dating somebody, they
don't need to come to all the family functions like that.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yep, you got to remove all the pictures off of
your your little your picture device that's sitting on your
counter of the other homie that you brought to that
last year's Thanksgiving, and you gotta remove all.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Those Yeah, who's this with you?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Now? Who's all over there?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's why you need the old heads of family. Like
what happened to that Carla girl you used to last year? Yeah?
I saw you last year. No that ain't yeah, yeah,
yeah out there Gallivant number four. I used to be
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this person.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well my mom had us being this person, but you
know we we broke out of it. And now I
look down the person that has the secret stasher to
go plates. Listen, you don't gotta stash them like listen now,
if if you want me to make you something extra,
just say that before the date and you know we'll
look out. You don't gotta stash the plate like you
got the You got them hidden up underneath the blankets. Now,
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all my blankets for the rest of the year smell
like mac and cheese because you don't hit all the
greens and everything all up under there. Got green juice
flowing out on the couch because you put it in
a secret compartment and the bag that you doesn't put
it in.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Done broke.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
We don't need all that, just just make a plate
and leave it over there on the side, and then
you get mad when somebody touch a little funky plate.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I hate the people that make a plate early, like
like they they they they make their at home. Yeah,
and then they make it to go click like yo,
everybody ain't even eat yet, and you like they stash
it like like wow, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And didn't even eat all this stuff off the plate
that they got while of there, right, Yeah, number three,
I must say that this is me, number three, the
cousin that has to go and smoke before and after dinner.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That is me.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And when you go on the cousin's walk, you can
come on before, but after dinner that is going to.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Be the solo walk. I don't go around me after that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'm going to go ahead and do my walk by
myself or maybe one other person.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
But we're going to do that and make sure that
we are good.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I I tell my cousins there there
there are two versions of me. There is a before
cousin walk and there is a after cousin walk. So
if you have any pertinent information, come to me before
the cousin walk because afterward my level of effort is increased.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Ye, that that you have to go before dinner, like
even even if you skip out on the on the ladder,
but which you shouldn't. But if you skip out on
the ladder, you have to go before even if they
like once you once y'all say grace, everybody else start
getting their plates, You start putting on your hoodie and everything,
start making your way outside.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, and everybody knows too, Like when someone leaves for
we're such and such and you're like this going on.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
For a wallet. Oh oh okay, dang, take me with everybody?
Come back. What's going on? Everybody? Well you left it
didn't say nothing to me?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
No where they go or I'm about to get my jacket,
I'm about.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Trying to catch up. You already done with this? Where
you at? You don't respond, yep, And then they FaceTime
like man like yo.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
We already walking back cuz yeah it's time to eat.
I got an appetite now for sure, catch us on
the later one. Number two. This this goes hand in
hand with number three.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
The old heads that when you come back and you
smell like all the gas and the old heads look
down on you, but their cup of yak is always
full throughout the whole party. Don't look down on me
because I went out to smoke and you are sitting
here highly drunk. Please, Aunt Cheryl, I don't need your
judgment right now.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yes, yeah, nephew, you put that dope you out there
with that.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Do have a sip with this right here and now.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
And then and then and then have the audacity then
have the audacity to uh be drinking henny and then
eating a rum cake like you just all types of
alcoholic here.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Make sure that you're gonna get on. But you made
going up to smoke.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Drop of not a bottle of water, insight, not none?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Thanks him in Eagles Brown liquor, Yeah, lots of it.
You got a flask, Grandmam. Number. Where did you pull
that from? Where? Right out right out the big the
ball to Brazil. You gotta get it.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
That's what hide in the Turkey wings may be taking
the wings and the jones. That's the same one.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
The number one. We are at number one and black
black households. Listen, people of color, this is this is we.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
All have them.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
The honor Uncle that is going to keep it too real.
But they are going to be the ones that's going
to start the fight that is going to end the
night for everybody. Yep, start getting a little too honest,
the liquors start hitting a little bit, They start getting
a little too honest, Feelings get hurt.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why your man left your share, Carrol.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I did them first?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
They be straight fighting girl, No six, I know.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You did, and and and you find out sexual orientation
during those times too, Like I've seen you over there
with Chuck Anthony.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What you always doing that was too long for a
cousin's walk? Went to them? What you're talking about? They
didn't walk nowhere? They went upstairs with.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Grandma, got to go to the bathroom because she had
too much brown liquor.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Why Charles? And that there?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
So I can't make it like, oh man, she's you're time.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I didn't hear myself on that. I wanted to mention,
I thank you you forgot the one that's like the
one cousin of the family member that's like I'm coming
and then three hours later shows up, takes a plate
or doesn't take a plate, and dips out or just
doesn't come at all.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I'm coming and everyone's waiting for that cousin and never
check that's you. That's you saying that I was I
was going to say it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
And I remember last week we said somebody the cousin
that's responsible for bringing something, and they be the ones
that's late to be Like damn turkey. They said they'll
be here in about an hour. But ladies and gentlemen,
that was this week's Top ten. Please make sure you
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Speaker 2 (13:47):
What's good? It's Wednesday, y'all,
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