The Morning Blitz

The Morning Blitz

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

Episodes

January 12, 2026 86 mins
What are you done caring about in 2026?
The year 2016 has become a social media theme for some reason
Releasing your dog's anal glands
He only drank when he was at a red light
A new sport called Padel is the new rage
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Who has had the worst 2026 so far?
Tell us your unhinged concert lineup
You answer one question and we guess if you wake n bake
The most creative way to tell your fantasy football commissioner to pay up
A woman is addicted to snorting her food
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Someone rode a horse through a Target store
China has come up with the greatest deterrent ever
What did you accidentally throw away?
Please return the beloved walrus penis to the restaurant
F My Life
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Kids no longer find farts to be funny....what has happened?
Predictions from the 1950s
What dates do you have circled on the calendar this year?
NFL player sues ex for publicly revealing his giant junk
Luxury items from 20 years ago
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Goose actually looks up spoilers before going to see a movie
David Lee Roth just announced a spring tour and it's coming to Ohio
You can place a bet on Jesus Christ returning in 2026
House rules and board games will cause a fight every time
A debate over special sauce vs secret sauce
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Goose went to Pittsburgh and found the city to be full of mean people
How did you injure yourself over the holidays?
The things people shoved in their butts in 2025
How you raise your kids changes as you keep having them
Making cheese out of humans
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We channel SNL and their annual joke swap where we read each other's jokes for the first time
Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, stops by to talk Buckeyes and the college football playoffs
By huge demand, we break out more of the bleeped Christmas carols
Gary Busey has given us all a wonderful Christmas gift
We do a timing challenge using all Christmas songs
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A dumb debate about when to put the lights on the Christmas tree
An African bar with a prison in the basement
Goose did something that he thinks no one else has ever done
What crazy Christmas injury did you suffer?
How Chat GPT would respond if it were on drugs
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Have you ever had to sign an NDA?
Spain has an odd Christmas tradition of a log pooping out presents
Is it a red flag if your girlfriend cut off contact with her family and won't discuss why?
The ugly truths behind many of your favorite Disney stories
An Amazon delivery driver is also a porch pirate

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A company created a dating app for kids....what could go wrong?
What did you buy because you saw it in a movie or TV show?
Things you wanted and didn't get as a kid, but then bought as an adult
What are the biggest things you fight with your kids about?
The new Washlet toilet seat should be on your Christmas wish list
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More and more women are into watching porn
That there is an RV
Selling things that you inherited
Gen Z thinks vibe dating is a new idea
Wham's 'Last Christmas' is much better by Slipknot
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What are those little physical things that are incredibly painful?
Comedian, Dale Jones, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone
Former Blue Jacket, Tyler Wright, stops by as the CBJ continues their 25th anniversary
American traditions that most people think are going away permanently
We break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny
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Do you always blame the person who got you sick?
Today is National Breakup Day...are you celebrating?
These identical twins do everything to remain identical.  EVERYTHING!
What is that one thing about your partner that does it for you?
Google is using one A.I. to control another A.I.  Skynet is coming!
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Goose has everyone compete at the one breath challenge
The big little heartbreaks that can happen at any moment
Sending pictures of your b-hole to the doctor
We visit FessHole, our favorite confessions site
Taking the new boyfriend home for the holidays
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The things we hate to do in front of other people
What Christmas bonus did you get that was very odd or insulting?
A firehouse employee has been self-pleasuring in public spaces at multiple firehouses
Air BnB and Vrbo rentals are falling due to their silly rules
Trying to do things with your non dominant hand
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Goose blew up the bathroom at Sloopy's bar
Boy moms deal with strange behavior from their young sons
What if you recieved your personal Pornhub Wrapped list for the year
A guy made money daily by interviewing people for a job that didn't exist
Goose's fiance beat Thick Rick at fantasy football
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The fetish of armpit licking is a growing trend
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football
The dumbest thing your pet ever did
Flat earthers can now own a huge company if they can do this
The science of it all
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Two completely different movies have the exact same storyline
Comedian, Greg Warren, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone
A different kind of birthday party is trending and Goose is not having it
If someone looks crazy, chances are they probably are crazy
When you couldn't afford a real snow sled, what did you use as an alternative?
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We get into a dumb debate about washing pillows
A listener is wondering if her coworker was inappropriate at the company Christmas party
No tax on tips does not apply in the porn industry
The annual lesbian pie eating contest
You have to be careful about what you search on the internet
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A yoga dude has a bizarre way to get high without drugs
A daytime threesome in a Winn Dixie parking lot
Something you would be good at that you have never done
What crazy thing did your crazy ex do?
Young people online really need to fact check themselves
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