The Morning Blitz

The Morning Blitz

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

Episodes

July 3, 2025 97 mins
The top American bands of all time
Thick walked in on his grandparents having sex when he was little
There are some men who refuse to change their child's diaper
Don't touch the square grouper fish washing up on the beach
Mustaches are trending
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We celebrate Kelly Quinn's birthday
Goose had a great moment of kismet
Would it be a deal breaker if someone drank their own urine?
Questionable parenting decisions
Using a xylospongium along with a poop knife
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Why people avoid telling others what their job is
We are half way through 2025, how's it going?
Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus
Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down
Ozzy's greatest songs of all time
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Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer
How would you rank these super powers?
Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick
Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess
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We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist
A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby
Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities
Never fart in a coworker's face
F my life
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Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness
We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it
Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago
New Zealand is the best place in the world to get herpes
Blitz Therapy
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Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package.
Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early
The gathering of the Juggalos
The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains
The song timing challenge
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We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret
A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride
Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it
Those old insult lines that still make you laugh
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess
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We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was
A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts
Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed
A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen
Don't blow it for everyone
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Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job
Over preparing to make life easier for your future self
We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long
Attack of the taco festival sign
F my life
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One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex
Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding
Trusting people is the key to happiness
The most remote place on earth
Hacking the crosswalk signs
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Gen Z has gotten used to extra time for sex at home, so they want sex breaks at work
We want to know what your favorite sayings and quotes are
Apparently, we have to stop standing while we pee
The brain is a crazy place to hang out
Stay single and live longer
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What song will immediately kill the mood in a strip club?
Goose shares his gummy thoughts
Physcial thing you changed that your partner was against
Overly complicated movie quotes
Keep your mouth shut at King's Island
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Goose came in angry this morning and there were several reasons
Fill in the blank..."You can't look cool doing ________"
Goose showed his fiance the movie "The Rock" and she made fun of it
Dumb debate...are your bed sheets tucked or untucked?
Miss Rachel fans go off on Olivia Munn
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A girl melts down on TikTok when a man pees in a cooler in Walmart
What are two words you do or don't want to hear right after sex?
Debate: Is salsa a dip, a sauce, or a condiment?
The stuff you had to get rid of to move in with her
F my life
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Goose had a really rough morning and eventually we figured out why
What is that one thing in your life that you can guarantee?
A girl is obsessed with cookie dough dipped in strawberry milk
A public service asking for city potholes to get filled
Columbis is getting a fully robot run pizza place
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Goose believes he has discovered the longest red light in the city
Do you actually have a favorite child and will you admit it?
The great movie dads of all time
A huge comedian says Ohio is the best state in America
No barking allowed at the dog park
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Goose is very unhappy with his Greyhound bus trip
Kelly made a simple comment on TikTok that has gone viral
The Shart Survival Kit for Father's Day
A man shows his wife why it's hard to hit the toilet
Name That Tune
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Goose is concerned he may have received stolen goods
If you could bring back any restaurant, what would it be?
Peeing should last for 21 seconds
How did you decide on the name for your pet?
Taking long family road trips
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What is the grossest thing you have ever seen at work?
Creating a festival from your favorite movie
Some states are trying to install stop sign cameras
Women should not pee just because
A Sharknado with just one shark happened in Myrtle Beach
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