August 8, 2022 • 53 mins
The crew meets a new face, Lucius, the gregarious pirate lord of The Purple Manse - who sports a funny accent and a serious reputation. Exploring the Purple Manse, and specifically the blood dungeon in the now-burned-out basement, is the priority. But, will the Night Shift be able to get down there after blowing their cover so quickly?
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The Night Shift is an actual-play, homebrew D&D Podcast and Youtube series that features the ridiculous antics of Jay Ducote, T-Bob Hebert, Lindsey Duga, and Chuck Pierce playing Dungeons and Dragons version 5e.
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Content Warning: This episode contains harsh language, violence, and touches on topics like genocide, abuse, and torture.
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Music by: Jay Parker
Part of Drop Biscuit Studios
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The Night Shift is a real playD and D video and podcast series for
mature audiences. Content warnings can befound in the episode descriptions Last time on
the night Shift. I like yourhamstring, your ass, No lack of
knowledge about sports, basic sports?You you know this about you? Is
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that entire big muscle back in there? As? I can't scrap together gold?
My souls already sold. Swim youtrapped to your spell. I wish
you well for creatrns your streets.You do better to retreats if you want
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it done right done a night shaft? Oh man, the crowd parts?
Why is the rum gone? Anduh relatively young looking, half off sort
of parts of the crowd. He'she's dressing sort of pirate garb you know,
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a few layers and he's got atrack corner hat on and everything.
Hey, who the fuck is you? Why? Why are you here?
I reckon? We are? Areyou talking? Like that? Be doing
the same thing you'll be doing heresacking the house exactly? The treasure mighty?
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Where's the boot? Like? Whyare you in my living room room?
Speaking? I understand see law ofDIBs doesn't apply in maritime situations.
Yeah, I don't apply here inthis maritime situation of maritime mate, So
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you go to ship? Do Igo? Do I go to ship?
Yeah? I got ships. Wellwe do too, because we're pirates.
Just not down tom Tom Are youlooking for? My name is uh Kelly.
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Yes. I don't know how Iknew that, but I sort of
read your mind there, Kelly.That's a good name. It's a solid
name. Thank you. I'm Lucius, by the way, Lucius. It's
pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lucius. Um, Tommy Cramp, it's nice
to Lucius. You said it wasTommy Crams. You've got some funny names.
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I'll take you know. And what'syour name? Shock tooth? Shocked
tooth? I love that. Uh. And that's shark bait. You're right,
Yeah, it's a friend of mine, if you know shark bait.
And uh, who whoo, myname is Nigel, Nigel Penny Brookston.
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That's that's a name, all right. Uh so, uh, just one
more time, Uh what are youdoing here? Well? So, uh,
we had connections with the people whooriginally drove out the lord of this
this man's and we were coming backto kind of like investigate some questions that
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we had um about certain things anduh oh sure, yeah, what thinks
I can Maybe I can help space? You're finding math? Yeah, we
got lots of space. What doyou need? Oh well yeah, just
wait, okay, okay, allright, you tell him. Somebody tell
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me so like that the moon andthe sun and the stars, they all
actually exist in a place called space. Those are other planets. We're on
a planet. Those are other planets. Okay, this guy's had too much
total jelly? What's it got todo with? Like, well, we
we do opium here mainly, uh, sort of an opium house, if
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you will, uh, most ofmy money? Um? Well, so
have you have you gone through thehouse from top to bottom? Have I
gone through the house from top tobottom? I have done opium in every
room at his house? Okay,so does that answer your question? Yeah,
so we were looking. Did youfind any kind of star charts or
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uh globes or anything that you hadno idea what it looked like or what
it meant? Uh No, no, I don't I don't think so.
Uh. We had uh we reada book about fireballs, like the you
know, the spell fireballs. Uh, and that was kind of it was
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under the floorboards. You have thatbook? Where was that? Now?
We sold that? Oh how much? I don't know. A couple a
couple of gold? Okay, wellwhearing the floorboards? Was it some fucking
kid? Smirk? Sorry, smirk? Who's that? Did you sell it
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to? Smirk? No? No, no, just a kid, just
a rat kid, you know.No, Nest Staven's got a lot of
rat kids just running around fucking everywhere. That is true. Yes, I'm
not looking down on them. Ratkids make my business, you know,
so, I'm not looking down onthem, just their rat kids. That's
your Your business is pirrating and opium. Yeah, phirriting versus. There's synergism
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there, of course, of coursethe synergize each other. You've got this
figured out, businessman. We cantell. Are you looking to invest?
Uh? Do you need things tolaunder through bars? What you got?
Ill? Well, I don't borrow? Opening soon. What's what's the name
of the bar? Phoenix in thePhoenix in Oh my god? Yeah,
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that's that place is going to begreat, I can already tell. So
you guys are the the proprietors.You are the knight shift guys. I
am that the knight shift guys.I love that. Yeah, we are.
He turns around and you're like,He's like, all right, all
right, boys and girls, andhe like, get out, get out,
go do your own thing and shutup, don't say nothing about it,
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and he closes the doors. He'slike, you guys do some bad
as ship. I know, Iknow not to brag, bomb murder them.
Motherfucker. That's wild. Yes,So okay, all pretense gone,
Jesus um. Look, we're tryingto get out of nest Haven to some
kind of aisles. No Cornelius,Kelly, you just got here. Okay,
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I think you should hang out fora bit hero opium. We should
do some opium. There's a hottub here somewhere basically masquerading is a city.
So yeah, you're pretty much herose. That checks out. It
doesn't mean someone wouldn't pawn your headfor a couple of golds, so I'd
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be careful still, but yeah,everybody likes you here. Look we have
some gold ourselves. And are yougoing down Cornelian Islands? You know,
for the right price, I'll prettymuch go anywhere anyway that anyway that consumes
opium. It seems like pretty mucheverywhere I tell you what, We've had
a taste. That's true. Youcould just make it a business trip and
give us a ride and then Ican expense it. This guy knows what
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he's doing, expense it to.Oh we mean the i RS. Are
you the captain us? Uh?Well, you know I'm a You could
say I'm the captain of the captains. You know, I got a couple
of ships and ship yeah. Yeah, well you know it's it's a little
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operation. You know. You gottabe there's a lot of money in drugs.
Kids over here. Yeah, there'sa lot of money in drugs.
Was the crowd. Was the crewmade up of all different races? Yeah?
Yeah, there's like a half leandoor for everybody. Ship great,
Well, uh we would love to. Can we join your crew? Can
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join your crew? Oh you can'tknow you can't be in my crew?
Uh, because you wouldn't want to, you know. You gotta you gotta
do like we're busy killing and stuff. Yeah, I just gotta pay a
fee, that's all. Yeah,we like to buy tickets to the Cornelian
Islands. He looks at No.One in particular, tickets. I don't
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I don't think that's how it workswith this one. Oh no, you
just hop on board and you payme. All right, great, how
much will you charge? You know, it's not that's I don't feel like
that's the right price for heroes thatare trying to save the world. Here,
you're trying to save the world.Yeah, we're not, no reason.
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I don't think it's the right priceto try to tell someone that just
murdered an arch wizard. It's prettypowerful being lucious if you not threatening you,
I'm just saying I think there's moreamical price. No, I like
that. I can tell that story. I like that. Tell me what
you would do? We have verywe have three powerful ones. Yeah,
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okay, she is your bow.Huh. I shoot you with this.
You're going to be paralyzed with laughter. Won't be able to move the rest
of the day with laugh. Okay, you sort of lost me there in
the middle, you know. Tobe fair, I don't really get it
either, but it works, okay, all right, all right, right,
oh man. All I'm looking foris a story I can tell the
boys. You know, so youdon't want to strike, like like what
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that like? I could jam thisone so far, how we call it?
You could be acid, you couldbe the one. You could just
swing you around like a muppet likethat at all? Okay, how do
we feel about fifty gold a piece? Agreements? Yeah? I told you
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I was a businessman. You know, I don't want to be a muppet.
You want to get to an island? Done? Done? All right?
Oh man told you that this?Right, I don't know. Sorry,
we're getting some snort skis on theon the boat. Right. If
you want opium, I'm gonna havemore than you could possibly fit in that
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cranium. You all right? Partof this sounds like a party. Should
we go to the house first whenwe're finally in the matter, Yeah,
we really, He's already gone throughthe already got looted and pirated. Yeah,
but you got to see the wholething, spiders. We should go
back down to the blood basement.Let's see if there's anything there that's would
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prove us as well. Okay,Lucia, you can tell the boys to
start to wrap it up. Uh, you know, I could get a
couple of them. We don't needall of them to wrap up. We
got to set a couple of crewshere. But yeah, sure, when
do we When do we leave?When do you want to leave a couple
of hours, two hours. Yeah, yeah, that's doable. What else?
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What else you need? Um?I'd like to see if I can
locate that book that you gave toone of the rest you're all in about
the books just love reading or what'sthe deal? Well you mentioned it in
particular, so I thought that wouldbe important. Mostly just wanted to say,
fire ball, I'm being honest,Uh, can I rolled some kind
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of I don't know our contract tosee if that book is worth the DM's
telling you're right now it's not.It's just a fun thing to say in
the background. Okay, y'all didn'twant to go to David's study check it
out? Yeah, chure, Yeah, there we'll do that. Sure goes.
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So we kind of walking, Wow, look at this. Yeah it's
nice. Yeah, even posted,I look around for anything that I might
uh roll investigation, might want anybodywho's looking, uh the army on the
way to the office. I wantto make a comment that David never was
very tasteful. Is everything's a littletoo ostentatious and gatty? Actually eleven seventeen
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three, Okay, so really it'sjust telling us, Um, what do
my dragon eyes see? Um?I think Attilius, the only really notable
thing, you guys scour, particularlythe study. You look at the whole
house, but you scour the study. You've already investated it once. Um,
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we didn't know we were looking for. You didn't know what you were
looking for. This time, youhave a better sense. So Attilius uh
goes at it with particular applaum,and he pulls out one of the drawers.
And when he stopped king out isa good word, thank you.
That's apropriate reaction for for that sentence. I don't really know what it means.
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I mean with a lot of skill, Yeah, like a like a
general enthusiasm for the activity or whatever. The right way I tell you this
yanks out one of these drawers,and although there was nothing in the drawer,
you like run your hand along theroof of the strawer, and there
was a receipt. It was stuckto it, and the receipt is for
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shipping. Um. If you guysremember, uh, David had arranged for
a bunch of his house furniture tobe shipped to the Elbow st Aisles.
But you guys knew that that wasa distraction, a misdirection. Um.
Most of his important papers. Thisis a receipt for a particular ship that
received him and shipped them to theCornlian Isisles. Just a better confirmation that
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that's where he's got. I foundthis receipt stuck in this drawer so long
it looks like he's definitely gone tothe Cornelian isols. Um. Well,
I guess anything of values basically reckon, that's the way we ought to be
going. Uh, dungeon. Ido want to go through the dungeon.
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I don't want to be looking fora Yeah, didn't we burn the dungeon.
There was a fire in the lavenderpart of it, but like the
secret entrance, the whole dungeon wasburned. Yeah, we burn that.
Sit down, guys in a rock, so like it's still there. I'm
just you burned the shit out ofAnd even back to the that's how Kestrol
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killed Gareth. Yeah, the door, but even back to the true blood
chamber where he was doing all ofthe fury tincture stuff. You can go,
look all right, we go,look all right, all of you.
Yeah, all right, let slidedown the banister. All right,
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you get down there, and uh, as we just said, the whole
dungeon looks burnt to hell. Um, kind of the whole place covered in
soot. There used to be tablesand lavender everywhere. It's just a thick
layer of ash on the ground.So it all over the walls and uh
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ceiling. A bunch of those likebeams across the ceiling holding things up have
have long since burnt away, andso there's bits of rock and and dirt
falling through the roof. Um.But that's pretty much it did. Did
the did the fire reveal any sortof secret entrances? Or is there like
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a piece of the wall that lookslike it's like reinforced for some rhythm more
than the others, an outline ofa hidden latch in the soot or something,
Um not. I don't think so. There is a The particular area
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where the blood Dungeon was that youwent last time seems less scathed than the
rest. For sure, answer thequestion, can we go that way?
Yep, in to the blood dungeon. I want to be looking for other
well, vials of potions and thingslike that that are still there. Sure,
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um, just use needles everywhere.I wonder what Rainbow Dash is doing.
Mum, probably doing much better withoutRainbow. Probably would love to talk
about it too, Okay, soyou can't. If you remember the Blood
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Dungeon, there was an a passcoderequired. M where it is? It's
not that clever. Now, um, it opens up and I think the
first thing you see is all theway in the back corner. Even from
this, at the beginning of thishallway, you can see a figure in
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the back corner, huddled um maleroughly six foot Guys, do you see
that in the back? Who iswho is that? Hello? Tom stopped?
Hello? Excuse me? Who's there? Wait? Wait? Does that?
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No? It can't be Pin?Is that Pin? Night shift?
Pen looks dirty? He has shacklesaround his wrists, paying him to the
wall. Oh no, what hashappened? Pin? I know? I
meant to be here, this isthis is where I wanted to be here.
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It's part of the plan, guys, the plan. It's too complicated
to explain to you. It's youknow, it's this is I'm in the
middle. Part of the plan,now, Empire, a part of your
plan? You are? Now?Yeah, I thought, how do you
guys? Are here? Are youokay? Come on into my office?
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Have you so fun to see?You do you need us to free you
from these shackles? Do I needyou? No? No, but yeah,
I mean if if you need somethingto do, that would be very
great for you. This is Bill, Um I ever met Bill. Your
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plan looks like really good, reallyawesome. I don't know what it is,
but it seems cool. I glareat Bill rivalry. Um. The
pirates did this? Pen? Well, I gotta say, first part of
the plan got a little out ofhand. You know, I was running
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my own kind of weekend at Berniesituation here telling the guards David still existed.
You know, a few of themdidn't buy on, and uh,
they wanted to get paid, SoI started selling stuff. Uh. And
then the more I went out andsold stuff, the more people asked where
are you getting this from? Andthen next thing I know, pirates are
in the house. And that's wherewe got to the a part of the
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plan. We've all been there.All makes sense to me. Yeah,
let's uh did you do those shackles? Yes, let's do the shift.
Yeah. Yeah, thank you participatingin the plan of course. Pin So,
Pinn, what is what is therest of your plan? What are
you? What are you doing that? You know? Well, This is
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a great question. I'm glad youasked, and I'm gonna tell you in
parts. The part that I willtell you as I started my own company,
uh Pindustries International. Wow, it'san adventuring company. All right,
you guys would like to join.I'm looking for a night shift. You
guys are a night shift. We'rekin maybe you know, maybe we're doing
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We're in phase two of a threephase plans. I'm not opposed to it,
but we might just need a shelveof it for now. Listen,
let me just say this. We'vegot brand recognition, the name Pindustries International
already trademarks. Okay, you'all evenremember the name of your own company?
Oh, yes, you do.What you do remember is Pindustries. Wait?
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Wait, do you remember the nameof your own company? Iron Guild.
We made a holding company for thephoenix in never mind, No,
we didn't. Anyway, it waslovely seeing you again in such a strange
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help. We're pretty cool getting outhere. Do you want to come with
us? I don't need help,right, wow? Plan? Yeah,
you guys are looking to you know, work for me or work with me
in some kind of capacity on themaster plan. That's fine, yes,
okay, I will I will gladlyhelp you hold your welcome hold on Pin.
Uh, guys, just walk liketen feet away up. Why don't
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you guys go huddle. Hey,I think Um probably knows a lot about
Davin. I'm just saying, Ithink you know, who's a lot o
Davic in this house, and maybeanything that we could be looking for.
He may nobody knows Davic better thanmaybe a little bit of a good resource
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on our journey to the Cornelian Islands. Also, I'm kind of intrigued by
pindistries about this partner with him.Why we get on a If we get
in on pindistries at the lower level, we will be the premier group within
the entire thing. Getting on theground floor, he's locked in a dungeon
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and not anymore. This just comeswalking down the stairs. Hey, nice
shift, Did you find what youwanted? Oh? Yeah, Hey,
this is our friend Pen. He'scool. You know Pen. Yeah,
everybody knows Pen. Oh I canhear him from um. Yeah. See
he was kind of e owed tosome money, double cross, kind of
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double crossed himself, if I'm beinghonest, kept talking about a you know,
a plan a plan mostly seemed toconsist of like selling things that didn't
belong to him and then collecting moremoney than than really he was owed.
So we just locked him up.I kind of forgot him, to be
honest with you guys. Not agood human rights record there, Lucius.
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Well, Lucius isn't known for humanrights. He's known for like opium and
like pirrating and like uh, childlabor. If I'm being honest, like
quite a bit of okay, yeah, sort of the three pillars upon which
Lucius Industries is built. Yeah,I got that from pint. Uh.
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You know, never reinvent the wheel, just steal it off someone else's fucking
truck or whatever. You know.I don't hate it, dud um.
Yeah, look, I think Ithink okay, hold on, pin turnaround.
Maybe I think we should maybe bringhim just for the ship ride,
because I'm say, any longer it'sa ship ride may pick his brain a
little bit. I don't know.We could leave him into Canadian oils,
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we get this would just brain forwhat a mission statement? No, we
are not doing this, yo,Are you looking for a mission statement?
I don't stop the world, stopit with opium um That power point presentation
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yeah, damn right, that's true. Really, no, David, come
on, I say yes, Ithink he does. Who wants Pen to
come for the boat ride? Don'tlistens his hand? Seeing the rising tide
on your hand? Right, okay, I vote against it, Bill,
keep your hand up. That's fine. Okay, that's fine, fine,
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fine, whatever. Okay, SoBill abstains. I've eyes and one looks
like it passes. Hey, Pen, you're gonna come with us to the
Cornelian Islands, go get some revengeon the dickhead boss of yours. Yes,
okay, dude, whoa whoa,whoa whoa pin pins our prisoner.
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So yeah, he's gonna be theprisoner on the ship though. Yeah,
but just with us. Oh uh, we need him five goals, that
is yea. To be clear,I was in the chackles on purpose plan
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right, these brains always Pen.When you were ramsacking the place, did
you find any celestial star charts?I sold all sorts of stuff. Man,
the fancier it looked, the faster, I sold it first, and
Foremast saved all the rubbish for thesegames. It was a period way.
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They were calling it the purple Man'sthrift shop. That's no lie. The
Pindustries International. I kept saying thateveryone says that trust me, not everyone.
Yeah, that sounds about right.Did you know that Davic was going
to the Cuneilan Islands? Yeah,of course obviously, yes, make an
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times the size, and they appearto be Okay. Well, let's take
a little break, ladies and gentleman, and we'll be back at five.
Feeled a little stronger since the lasttime were leveled up, even though it's
been a little while. Wow,Wow, hey, Bill, great job
out there, man, you reallyuh well. I know you didn't get
on base today, but your effortwas astounding. Great job, Bill.
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People keep telling me that I was, I was. I was never gonna
get to third base and I I, um, I didn't know you didn't,
But efort, how did you missthat ball? I can't get right
to you? Then, I mean, right, gee, I might as
well use you. It's the ballnext, be fair about the size of
the ball. And you kicked itwas the right time you climb up on
attilius? Is that legal? Welook in the room. Just pour me
(29:56):
a drink. Okay, whatever,Well, I'm so angry right now.
My good friends over at Rallycap tookthe liberty of brewing us a beer named
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there's assessment to be some sort ofrunic symbols of some sort from these cans.
(30:19):
Well, yes, uh, thegood news is a hazy i PA
eight percent alcohol by a volume.Victory Formation is very tasty, even though
we'll never really understand what it's like. Hey, it's on the fifteen to
zero. Okay, y'all, let'sget free. They don't have a chance
for sure. It's a perfect sportsbrew. Yes, yeah, quench the
(30:44):
first I reckon when I crank out. My dingers are can just trot around
the base path and watch it withthe dingers. This is the family sport.
We don't want to fucking love Americanfootball's I can read the room just
football man. Fuck yeah, thisis actually great. Something happened. It's
(31:07):
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over there. Only she worked onher kickball skills like she's been working on
(31:33):
her beer. Tom's fault. Hemissed the ball, messed the ball.
You know the game works. Whywould you kicking on the fields? Back
on the field. Let that youkind of just dropped that Shita. It
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seems like he probably knows what he'stalking about. Okay, just shaking her
head this entire time. Oh abouttime to go. I look around the
rest of the dungeon for anything thatmight be useful. Potions, tinctures,
things of that nature. Rats rollinvestigation at disadvantage, at disadvantage is going
(32:27):
to be a five. I figureddisadvantage because you're scared of fire. These
are the leavings of fire. Um, yeah, I think you know you
sift through you find a couple oflike pieces of boards and stuff. But
it looks like the place was prettypretty well cleaned out. Yeah, all
right, picked over. M hum lucius, how's that boat looking?
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It's looking, you know, likea boat for sure. So are you
ready to go? Yeah, let'sgo, let's do it. So he
um he ranges for horses, youknow, so you guys can ride instead
of um, can we take davagecarriage? Have we took back in the
day or has that already been so? Please? Yeah? You know what
to use carriage is worth in thismarket? Oh my god, quite a
(33:15):
bit the m rps never mind mrspBut she was singing of roll magical role
playing. That's what it meant.I think I even said it wrong.
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Just now, Okay, you guysroll through nest having on in a pretty
big group, and there's a bunchof pirates with you, um, and
you're all on horseback. You getsome looks. I think we've all taken
the time to actually look more onlypirates too. Well, that's a convenient
thing to say. Hours time.We had two hours. We had two
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hours. Yeah, I tied apiece of claw throughout my head. That's
it. Yeah, and you knowwho else did Bill? Not? Never
his eyes just yeah, but justright, Okay, we're geting married.
The transformations almost compote. Okay,yeah, sure, why not? I
think he still gets you want tobe really glaring and I spit on the
ground if anybody makes hyde contact withme where that is big talk for someone
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two and alf Okay, um,he shows you, uh to his ship
ship let's go. Yeah, doesthe ship have a name or anything.
The ship does have a name.It's the water Worm. Water Worm.
You walk up the gang plank orwhatever, and he's you know, yeah,
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it is a water worm. It'snot my best, it's not my
nicest. I got the you know, the really nice one I got pocked
on an island, but this isthis one's pretty good. It's you're gonna
like it. And I'm gonna putyou in the nicest accommodations that your money
can buy. So not the icist, but like what you paid for essentially.
Yeah, and he shows you tosome rooms that are getting a real
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heroes welcome here. Okay, yeah, like hammocks, yeah, hammocks.
He's like, look, there areno rats in here right now. It's
crazy. Yeah, this ratless roomas of you know right now, it's
great guarantees on the future, obviouslyperfect. I wouldn't eat in here because
they will take it from you.The rats, the rats in your hands.
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Oh, they'll be here. Doyou worry? Do you have a
cat on board like a tabacxi?Yeah, I got a friend. You're
gonna go get him. It's likejust helps with the rat problem. I
didn't know if you had one.Oh sure, yeah, okay, anything
I can get you before we leave. We're gonna be you know, we're
gonna be moving kind of right now. You have any coffee cough man,
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you use a high faluting Yeah,I can get you some coffee, all
right, Yeah, I gott getyou a little bit coffee, all right?
Perfect? He leaves. Um,Like an hour later, somebody comes
by with coffee. Oh well,I'm not staying out of there for now.
We are backing, Go up deck? Are we already like cast off?
Whatever we hip things are called.I want to go. I'm throwing
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my bag on the hammock and goingupstairs on the top deck, and I'm
heading to the balance den um.I think, yeah, the back what
I think I should roll a constitution? Okay, I think you all should.
Who's been on a boat, reporter, I'm like, from sure a
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different island. Yeahs, family ownsa yacht. I feel like you're gonna
tell us if you've you've probably beenon a large boat before. Yes,
and Timbo probably asked, Tom probablyhasn't. I used to perform on a
club med vessel for a few yearsback in my early If you will,
yeah, yes, okay, soit's just you then my family and yacht.
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I'm just kidding if I got yourfamily owns a yacht. But maybe
you get sick every time you goout? Biological constitution? Are we all
doing it? I mean, ifyou want, I just gave you an
out. I think you know.I think you're good. You maybe when
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it first, when you first pullout and you get out of the little
bay and the waves actually start hitting, you start to feel a little like
woozy, But then you you kindof get past it. I saw your
rolling. It's constitutions rolled the twotwo before miss because he's so to be
clear. When we got on theboat, I threw my bag in the
(37:45):
hammock, and then I went upto the bow and I was doing like
a Titanic he's doing this and thenjust starts chucking. Yeah, I guess
I just started throwing up a ton. Tom's not having a good time.
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Luckily Bill's right there with another thingof water, so hanstring. All right,
um, and we are on theYeah, Lucius, take us something.
(38:27):
Yeah you got any of that?You got in on the on the
hump, pretty fucked up right now. I need to settle my stomach.
What kind you want? Boss?Um? Yeah, I don't really know.
I never ordered opium, just absolutelyregular. Absolutely we're not doing that.
Oh, your mom said that youcan't, ye, your mom.
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Your mom said none of the Oh, so find me later. I guess
none of the green Dragon for you. Yeah, okay, we won't do
that, all right, Yeah,yeah, I got you. We're not
gonna do it. I'm gonna findhim later. I got you. Lay
down below decks. I'm feeling awful. Oh my god, you rest up
there, Jesus. Okay, tobe clear, I'm going to do open
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him in the room. I alreadydid it. I'm in bed. I
guess who's not getting seasick. Can'tget seasick if you're unconscious. Ye,
all right, Um. A coupleof days are gonna pass without incident.
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Really. Um. With that said, what do you want to do with
your downtime? Each of you?M hmm, play dice with the fellas
and tron Okay, gone, Iwant to meditate. Sounds boring to me,
but I like it. I wantto explore the ship, see if
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he's got some pirated stuff on therethat I might find interesting. I find
interesting? Do you really just meanfind interesting? You're trying to pill for
these things? M m well,I might try to pill for it if
I find it interesting. Okay.Oh. Also, I'm going to keep
the boys entertained at night. Obviously. Obviously you gotta get any girls,
we gotta keep the crew. Isay it's a non genner specific boys.
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Yea, the crew. Um.But yeah, yeah, that's like the
whole point of having a bard onyour boat. Sure entertainment, that is
nice. Um I am. I'mtraining with the crew members, training,
Yeah, just like finding them.Oh okay, sporring yeah okay, Um,
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you know, first of all,five clubs, No one talks about
five clubs? Yeah? Um?Okay, So tom at uh, what's
that twenty five gold to your sheet? Hey? Playing every night you accumulate
some some tip money, tip money. We'll knock that down to uh five
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gold because I keep spending it onopium. Is accurate to your character.
I'm gonna give you an inspiration,dice in a minute. Every day he
gets high, he performs, hecrashes up and do it again. I
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was on the cliffs just being amusicians what we call it. I call
that. The year's nineteen ninety fourone. Maybe I was exactly six years
old. Um okay, attilious,Uh, you spent you know, you
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haven't spent a ton of time onthe water. So he spent a few
days just kind of sitting on thetop deck, meditating, listening of the
waves. And I think you comeaway feeling a little a little less haunted,
if that makes sense. Um,not as dark, not as foreboding,
a little more positive about your outlook. Um yeah, timbo um.
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I think a couple of times comeacross things that that are interesting to you.
The probably the main thing, andmaybe the thing that it would entice
you the most is, um,you find a bag of holding, a
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bag that you can stick any amountof things into, will never be full.
Any bag, nice fucking classic Dand D thing. So I would
like to pill for that, Yeah, roll for stealth, stealth or actually
we can do um an appeal forit. Yeah, it's a lot of
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hands. Sorry, you're gonna beequally minus one and so six. You
do have an inspiration, now,I do have an inspiration that got made
slightly better. Eight eight, I'llcome get him, okay with an eight.
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I think what's gonna happen is noone is around when you go to
grab it. You don't even haveto be particularly stealthy. You like,
you just grab it and stuffing underyour shirt and leaves and then um,
you show your buddies and and theyfind an interesting and then one day you
start sticking stuff in it, anda couple of days later you forget that
you're wearing it on your back andwalk up stop deck and Lucius kind of
(43:51):
grabs you and say, hey,come on, I think he got my
bag on accident as something maybe onpurpose, but probably on accident, right,
and and kind of gives you abit of a talking to about it.
Um, and he's very like friendly, but but it kind of ends
with him saying like, yeah,you know people who still stuf in my
boat that they lose their hands andstuff. So I wouldn't want you to,
you know, accidentally lose hands andstuff. So let's go ahead and
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get it back, put it backwhere it came from. Like where it
came from. I don't even rememberthat. I must have been drunk.
Classics, you know, classic therum of the spot. It's really good.
You could just give it to meand I'll put it back where it
goes. Classic misunderstanding. How how'syou one? How much you went for
the bag? How is you wentfor the bag? What's he saying is
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how much you want for asking ifthere's a price for the basic price on
the bag? Oh well it's alreadyI already you know done, sold it
to somebody. Uh how much?Donza? So they bought it for a
hundred, so you could buy itfor like one fifty. I am not
buying it for you. About abag of holding, what's that? You
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can fit any amount of opium inthere? Yes? Well I see the
bag and they don't know the opiumin it. They'll see an empty bag.
Really no, really, you haveto know what's in the bag hole.
Yeah, So the just so youguys know, it's like backpack and
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if someone else opens it, turnsit upside down whatever else. Actually,
I think if they turn it upsidedown, everything comes out. If they
open it, um, they won'tsee anything in it. And you have
to know what's in it. Putyour hand in there, say the item,
and then you can pull it out. The exception is like if it
breaks and I'll have to look thisup in a minute. But if it
breaks, right, maybe if youturn it upside down, I can't remember
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which everything spills out and the bagis broken or something like that. M
off to look it up. Well, they just go put it away.
Yeah, stop winking at me.Awful the opium stuff. He's had a
small stroke, throwing up. Ijust take all my stuff out of it
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and hand it back to him.All right, he takes it soon.
We're gonna steal that back back later. Right. Yeah, that's a good
fucking fault. Good my friend.Day, We're good, all right?
Forgot I had it on my beltafter a few days around. Let's call
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it sunrise, you hear. Yeah, I don't get better at like everybody
else, somehow get worse as sparingNo uh yeah, so kestrel Um,
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I would say, somewhat aggressively keepschallenging people to sparring matches. She just
really wants to keep up on topof her of her training. And initially,
uh, everyone wants to do it, and about three guys in,
three people in people start backing offand going, yeah, no, I'm
okay because she keeps kicking people's asses. Um, And is there like one
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worthy partner? Are you feeling likeany like romantic connection on this boat right
now with someone that you've been spredwith? Yeah, Pim, maybe No,
Penn doesn't try fighting? What isPint doing while we're doing all this
where I feel like Penn's gotta beso sick right he's working. I mean,
obviously Penn never becomes sick right inhis mind. I'd like to say
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I liberated all of my previously takingcrafts and items. I got my armor
back. I'm going I'm going througha cleanse. No, I don't.
I don't think so. No worthypartner. They're pirates, not fighters.
You know, they might have tofight, but the truth is they're they're
(47:59):
better at pirate. And I'm sayinga little steamy pirate romance on the boat
for a few days sounds like agood time. I hear you. The
buccaneer in the babe, I'm pickingup with your bow. Maybe next time
I wasn't doing so much fucking hopeand maybe I could. He got lost
in the it is Oh my god. Yeah, that's the name of the
(48:25):
episode right there. Just way toofocused on my um. You do feel
like you get better, particularly witha cutlass the classic sort of a of
a pirate um. They kind oftrain you initially on how to use it,
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and I would tell you by theend of this three or four day
period, you're you're kind of showingthem what's what with the colors and you
can add a culast your inventory.Yeah, wow, sweet? Kind of
figured did she get like plus oneto colors rules? I figure that out
efforts, I forgot what the actualmechanical advantages and I could have gotten together,
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but he kept sneaking open him toTom and I got pissed on.
He's gonna looking dude, and therehad half Oh man, locis messed up
right there could have been your pal, thanks, so dog? What was
important to him? And she's thefucking money? Yes, I am pirates
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and yeah, naturally that's it's that'shalf the business, you know what I
mean? What about what about Bill? I think Bill is sick the whole.
Can they swim fast enough? Canhe ever just hop now I guess
against swim fast. I think Iget swiming fast enough to keep up with
with ship size, um, andthey could get in Like he's been in
(49:49):
water a bunch, but it's alwaysfresh water and like not super wavy.
Um. I think once he's outhere on like a big wide open ocean,
it's not exactly God, um,it wasn't made for salt's fresh you
know. So if we'd ever dolike a coastal bar, Saltan's saltan'spres average
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pretty good. That's one of yourthat's one of your franchises, right,
But first, now we really willhave to make a hole. Sure are
you sure? It shouldn't be likethe cracking or something bag of holding LLC
cracking and crack out of it.I like that. Who I'll buy the
place. But yeah, so we'llstart calling it the crack. You can
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talk with Pin about it and cometogether with Pin Industries and like maybe that
could be a thing. Let's notlook, you know we're right now,
we'll see but yes industries, Yesindustries. Pen is selling Bill in the
background on joining pit pin In,one of the guys who joins every pyramid
scheme he's ever been pitched, sothen knows it Garet when he sees one.
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All right, um, on themorning of the what should be the
final day of the journey. Um, you guys, I think, all
awaken to a lot of noise onthe upper deck and uh kind of panicky.
There's like a bell ringing, um, which you guys haven't heard on
previous mornings. What do you wantto do? Oh? What is all
(51:29):
that commotion? Uh? What's goingon? What's that bell ringing? Yeah,
Castro will go check it out.You go check it out. You
hear footsteps pounding and the door slingsopen. Hey, uh okay, so
it has a creature out. It'sgonna sink the whole boat. So could
you you know, use guys arepretty strong, could you use hand up?
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Well? All the gold back ofhold. I'm not leaving my room.
Come on, do you guys needhim? Is he like a necessary
I just put my legs back.He pulls your legs all right? The
(52:12):
bags yours night shift as symbol?All right, all right, you guys
go fight pound up the steps ofthis uh ship. And when you get
up to the deck. What yousee are tentacles rising on either side.
I mean it was like you readmy mom tentacles rising on either side.
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Next time on night shift, youguys romp on the deck, tentacles sort
of uh, towering over the ship. I mean, this thing is appears
to be very very large UM onetentacle already wrapped around the stern the back
of the ship and pulling downward.So as you're standing there, the deck
(52:59):
starts to tilt. Two
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that entire big muscle back in there? As? I can't scrap together gold?
My souls already sold. Swim youtrapped to your spell. I wish
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it done right done a night shaft? Oh man, the crowd parts?
Why is the rum gone? Anduh relatively young looking, half off sort
of parts of the crowd. He'she's dressing sort of pirate garb you know,
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a few layers and he's got atrack corner hat on and everything.
Hey, who the fuck is you? Why? Why are you here?
I reckon? We are? Areyou talking? Like that? Be doing
the same thing you'll be doing heresacking the house exactly? The treasure mighty?
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Where's the boot? Like? Whyare you in my living room room?
Speaking? I understand see law ofDIBs doesn't apply in maritime situations.
Yeah, I don't apply here inthis maritime situation of maritime mate, So
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you go to ship? Do Igo? Do I go to ship?
Yeah? I got ships. Wellwe do too, because we're pirates.
Just not down tom Tom Are youlooking for? My name is uh Kelly.
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Yes. I don't know how Iknew that, but I sort of
read your mind there, Kelly.That's a good name. It's a solid
name. Thank you. I'm Lucius, by the way, Lucius. It's
pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lucius. Um, Tommy Cramp, it's nice
to Lucius. You said it wasTommy Crams. You've got some funny names.
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I'll take you know. And what'syour name? Shock tooth? Shocked
tooth? I love that. Uh. And that's shark bait. You're right,
Yeah, it's a friend of mine, if you know shark bait.
And uh, who whoo, myname is Nigel, Nigel Penny Brookston.
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That's that's a name, all right. Uh so, uh, just one
more time, Uh what are youdoing here? Well? So, uh,
we had connections with the people whooriginally drove out the lord of this
this man's and we were coming backto kind of like investigate some questions that
(03:38):
we had um about certain things anduh oh sure, yeah, what thinks
I can Maybe I can help space? You're finding math? Yeah, we
got lots of space. What doyou need? Oh well yeah, just
wait, okay, okay, allright, you tell him. Somebody tell
(03:58):
me so like that the moon andthe sun and the stars, they all
actually exist in a place called space. Those are other planets. We're on
a planet. Those are other planets. Okay, this guy's had too much
total jelly? What's it got todo with? Like, well, we
we do opium here mainly, uh, sort of an opium house, if
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you will, uh, most ofmy money? Um? Well, so
have you have you gone through thehouse from top to bottom? Have I
gone through the house from top tobottom? I have done opium in every
room at his house? Okay,so does that answer your question? Yeah,
so we were looking. Did youfind any kind of star charts or
(04:48):
uh globes or anything that you hadno idea what it looked like or what
it meant? Uh No, no, I don't I don't think so.
Uh. We had uh we reada book about fireballs, like the you
know, the spell fireballs. Uh, and that was kind of it was
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under the floorboards. You have thatbook? Where was that? Now?
We sold that? Oh how much? I don't know. A couple a
couple of gold? Okay, wellwhearing the floorboards? Was it some fucking
kid? Smirk? Sorry, smirk? Who's that? Did you sell it
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to? Smirk? No? No, no, just a kid, just
a rat kid, you know.No, Nest Staven's got a lot of
rat kids just running around fucking everywhere. That is true. Yes, I'm
not looking down on them. Ratkids make my business, you know,
so, I'm not looking down onthem, just their rat kids. That's
your Your business is pirrating and opium. Yeah, phirriting versus. There's synergism
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there, of course, of coursethe synergize each other. You've got this
figured out, businessman. We cantell. Are you looking to invest?
Uh? Do you need things tolaunder through bars? What you got?
Ill? Well, I don't borrow? Opening soon. What's what's the name
of the bar? Phoenix in thePhoenix in Oh my god? Yeah,
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that's that place is going to begreat, I can already tell. So
you guys are the the proprietors.You are the knight shift guys. I
am that the knight shift guys.I love that. Yeah, we are.
He turns around and you're like,He's like, all right, all
right, boys and girls, andhe like, get out, get out,
go do your own thing and shutup, don't say nothing about it,
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and he closes the doors. He'slike, you guys do some bad
as ship. I know, Iknow not to brag, bomb murder them.
Motherfucker. That's wild. Yes,So okay, all pretense gone,
Jesus um. Look, we're tryingto get out of nest Haven to some
kind of aisles. No Cornelius,Kelly, you just got here. Okay,
(07:06):
I think you should hang out fora bit hero opium. We should
do some opium. There's a hottub here somewhere basically masquerading is a city.
So yeah, you're pretty much herose. That checks out. It
doesn't mean someone wouldn't pawn your headfor a couple of golds, so I'd
(07:27):
be careful still, but yeah,everybody likes you here. Look we have
some gold ourselves. And are yougoing down Cornelian Islands? You know,
for the right price, I'll prettymuch go anywhere anyway that anyway that consumes
opium. It seems like pretty mucheverywhere I tell you what, We've had
a taste. That's true. Youcould just make it a business trip and
give us a ride and then Ican expense it. This guy knows what
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he's doing, expense it to.Oh we mean the i RS. Are
you the captain us? Uh?Well, you know I'm a You could
say I'm the captain of the captains. You know, I got a couple
of ships and ship yeah. Yeah, well you know it's it's a little
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operation. You know. You gottabe there's a lot of money in drugs.
Kids over here. Yeah, there'sa lot of money in drugs.
Was the crowd. Was the crewmade up of all different races? Yeah?
Yeah, there's like a half leandoor for everybody. Ship great,
Well, uh we would love to. Can we join your crew? Can
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join your crew? Oh you can'tknow you can't be in my crew?
Uh, because you wouldn't want to, you know. You gotta you gotta
do like we're busy killing and stuff. Yeah, I just gotta pay a
fee, that's all. Yeah,we like to buy tickets to the Cornelian
Islands. He looks at No.One in particular, tickets. I don't
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I don't think that's how it workswith this one. Oh no, you
just hop on board and you payme. All right, great, how
much will you charge? You know, it's not that's I don't feel like
that's the right price for heroes thatare trying to save the world. Here,
you're trying to save the world.Yeah, we're not, no reason.
(09:20):
I don't think it's the right priceto try to tell someone that just
murdered an arch wizard. It's prettypowerful being lucious if you not threatening you,
I'm just saying I think there's moreamical price. No, I like
that. I can tell that story. I like that. Tell me what
you would do? We have verywe have three powerful ones. Yeah,
(09:43):
okay, she is your bow.Huh. I shoot you with this.
You're going to be paralyzed with laughter. Won't be able to move the rest
of the day with laugh. Okay, you sort of lost me there in
the middle, you know. Tobe fair, I don't really get it
either, but it works, okay, all right, all right, right,
oh man. All I'm looking foris a story I can tell the
boys. You know, so youdon't want to strike, like like what
(10:07):
that like? I could jam thisone so far, how we call it?
You could be acid, you couldbe the one. You could just
swing you around like a muppet likethat at all? Okay, how do
we feel about fifty gold a piece? Agreements? Yeah? I told you
(10:30):
I was a businessman. You know, I don't want to be a muppet.
You want to get to an island? Done? Done? All right?
Oh man told you that this?Right, I don't know. Sorry,
we're getting some snort skis on theon the boat. Right. If
you want opium, I'm gonna havemore than you could possibly fit in that
(10:50):
cranium. You all right? Partof this sounds like a party. Should
we go to the house first whenwe're finally in the matter, Yeah,
we really, He's already gone throughthe already got looted and pirated. Yeah,
but you got to see the wholething, spiders. We should go
back down to the blood basement.Let's see if there's anything there that's would
(11:13):
prove us as well. Okay,Lucia, you can tell the boys to
start to wrap it up. Uh, you know, I could get a
couple of them. We don't needall of them to wrap up. We
got to set a couple of crewshere. But yeah, sure, when
do we When do we leave?When do you want to leave a couple
of hours, two hours. Yeah, yeah, that's doable. What else?
(11:35):
What else you need? Um?I'd like to see if I can
locate that book that you gave toone of the rest you're all in about
the books just love reading or what'sthe deal? Well you mentioned it in
particular, so I thought that wouldbe important. Mostly just wanted to say,
fire ball, I'm being honest,Uh, can I rolled some kind
(12:01):
of I don't know our contract tosee if that book is worth the DM's
telling you're right now it's not.It's just a fun thing to say in
the background. Okay, y'all didn'twant to go to David's study check it
out? Yeah, chure, Yeah, there we'll do that. Sure goes.
(12:24):
So we kind of walking, Wow, look at this. Yeah it's
nice. Yeah, even posted,I look around for anything that I might
uh roll investigation, might want anybodywho's looking, uh the army on the
way to the office. I wantto make a comment that David never was
very tasteful. Is everything's a littletoo ostentatious and gatty? Actually eleven seventeen
(12:50):
three, Okay, so really it'sjust telling us, Um, what do
my dragon eyes see? Um?I think Attilius, the only really notable
thing, you guys scour, particularlythe study. You look at the whole
house, but you scour the study. You've already investated it once. Um,
(13:13):
we didn't know we were looking for. You didn't know what you were
looking for. This time, youhave a better sense. So Attilius uh
goes at it with particular applaum,and he pulls out one of the drawers.
And when he stopped king out isa good word, thank you.
That's apropriate reaction for for that sentence. I don't really know what it means.
(13:41):
I mean with a lot of skill, Yeah, like a like a
general enthusiasm for the activity or whatever. The right way I tell you this
yanks out one of these drawers,and although there was nothing in the drawer,
you like run your hand along theroof of the strawer, and there
was a receipt. It was stuckto it, and the receipt is for
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shipping. Um. If you guysremember, uh, David had arranged for
a bunch of his house furniture tobe shipped to the Elbow st Aisles.
But you guys knew that that wasa distraction, a misdirection. Um.
Most of his important papers. Thisis a receipt for a particular ship that
received him and shipped them to theCornlian Isisles. Just a better confirmation that
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that's where he's got. I foundthis receipt stuck in this drawer so long
it looks like he's definitely gone tothe Cornelian isols. Um. Well,
I guess anything of values basically reckon, that's the way we ought to be
going. Uh, dungeon. Ido want to go through the dungeon.
(14:50):
I don't want to be looking fora Yeah, didn't we burn the dungeon.
There was a fire in the lavenderpart of it, but like the
secret entrance, the whole dungeon wasburned. Yeah, we burn that.
Sit down, guys in a rock, so like it's still there. I'm
just you burned the shit out ofAnd even back to the that's how Kestrol
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killed Gareth. Yeah, the door, but even back to the true blood
chamber where he was doing all ofthe fury tincture stuff. You can go,
look all right, we go,look all right, all of you.
Yeah, all right, let slidedown the banister. All right,
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you get down there, and uh, as we just said, the whole
dungeon looks burnt to hell. Um, kind of the whole place covered in
soot. There used to be tablesand lavender everywhere. It's just a thick
layer of ash on the ground.So it all over the walls and uh
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ceiling. A bunch of those likebeams across the ceiling holding things up have
have long since burnt away, andso there's bits of rock and and dirt
falling through the roof. Um.But that's pretty much it did. Did
the did the fire reveal any sortof secret entrances? Or is there like
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a piece of the wall that lookslike it's like reinforced for some rhythm more
than the others, an outline ofa hidden latch in the soot or something,
Um not. I don't think so. There is a The particular area
(16:40):
where the blood Dungeon was that youwent last time seems less scathed than the
rest. For sure, answer thequestion, can we go that way?
Yep, in to the blood dungeon. I want to be looking for other
well, vials of potions and thingslike that that are still there. Sure,
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um, just use needles everywhere.I wonder what Rainbow Dash is doing.
Mum, probably doing much better withoutRainbow. Probably would love to talk
about it too, Okay, soyou can't. If you remember the Blood
(17:26):
Dungeon, there was an a passcoderequired. M where it is? It's
not that clever. Now, um, it opens up and I think the
first thing you see is all theway in the back corner. Even from
this, at the beginning of thishallway, you can see a figure in
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the back corner, huddled um maleroughly six foot Guys, do you see
that in the back? Who iswho is that? Hello? Tom stopped?
Hello? Excuse me? Who's there? Wait? Wait? Does that?
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No? It can't be Pin?Is that Pin? Night shift?
Pen looks dirty? He has shacklesaround his wrists, paying him to the
wall. Oh no, what hashappened? Pin? I know? I
meant to be here, this isthis is where I wanted to be here.
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It's part of the plan, guys, the plan. It's too complicated
to explain to you. It's youknow, it's this is I'm in the
middle. Part of the plan,now, Empire, a part of your
plan? You are? Now?Yeah, I thought, how do you
guys? Are here? Are youokay? Come on into my office?
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Have you so fun to see?You do you need us to free you
from these shackles? Do I needyou? No? No, but yeah,
I mean if if you need somethingto do, that would be very
great for you. This is Bill, Um I ever met Bill. Your
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plan looks like really good, reallyawesome. I don't know what it is,
but it seems cool. I glareat Bill rivalry. Um. The
pirates did this? Pen? Well, I gotta say, first part of
the plan got a little out ofhand. You know, I was running
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my own kind of weekend at Berniesituation here telling the guards David still existed.
You know, a few of themdidn't buy on, and uh,
they wanted to get paid, SoI started selling stuff. Uh. And
then the more I went out andsold stuff, the more people asked where
are you getting this from? Andthen next thing I know, pirates are
in the house. And that's wherewe got to the a part of the
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plan. We've all been there.All makes sense to me. Yeah,
let's uh did you do those shackles? Yes, let's do the shift.
Yeah. Yeah, thank you participatingin the plan of course. Pin So,
Pinn, what is what is therest of your plan? What are
you? What are you doing that? You know? Well, This is
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a great question. I'm glad youasked, and I'm gonna tell you in
parts. The part that I willtell you as I started my own company,
uh Pindustries International. Wow, it'san adventuring company. All right,
you guys would like to join.I'm looking for a night shift. You
guys are a night shift. We'rekin maybe you know, maybe we're doing
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We're in phase two of a threephase plans. I'm not opposed to it,
but we might just need a shelveof it for now. Listen,
let me just say this. We'vegot brand recognition, the name Pindustries International
already trademarks. Okay, you'all evenremember the name of your own company?
Oh, yes, you do.What you do remember is Pindustries. Wait?
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Wait, do you remember the nameof your own company? Iron Guild.
We made a holding company for thephoenix in never mind, No,
we didn't. Anyway, it waslovely seeing you again in such a strange
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help. We're pretty cool getting outhere. Do you want to come with
us? I don't need help,right, wow? Plan? Yeah,
you guys are looking to you know, work for me or work with me
in some kind of capacity on themaster plan. That's fine, yes,
okay, I will I will gladlyhelp you hold your welcome hold on Pin.
Uh, guys, just walk liketen feet away up. Why don't
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you guys go huddle. Hey,I think Um probably knows a lot about
Davin. I'm just saying, Ithink you know, who's a lot o
Davic in this house, and maybeanything that we could be looking for.
He may nobody knows Davic better thanmaybe a little bit of a good resource
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on our journey to the Cornelian Islands. Also, I'm kind of intrigued by
pindistries about this partner with him.Why we get on a If we get
in on pindistries at the lower level, we will be the premier group within
the entire thing. Getting on theground floor, he's locked in a dungeon
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and not anymore. This just comeswalking down the stairs. Hey, nice
shift, Did you find what youwanted? Oh? Yeah, Hey,
this is our friend Pen. He'scool. You know Pen. Yeah,
everybody knows Pen. Oh I canhear him from um. Yeah. See
he was kind of e owed tosome money, double cross, kind of
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double crossed himself, if I'm beinghonest, kept talking about a you know,
a plan a plan mostly seemed toconsist of like selling things that didn't
belong to him and then collecting moremoney than than really he was owed.
So we just locked him up.I kind of forgot him, to be
honest with you guys. Not agood human rights record there, Lucius.
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Well, Lucius isn't known for humanrights. He's known for like opium and
like pirrating and like uh, childlabor. If I'm being honest, like
quite a bit of okay, yeah, sort of the three pillars upon which
Lucius Industries is built. Yeah,I got that from pint. Uh.
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You know, never reinvent the wheel, just steal it off someone else's fucking
truck or whatever. You know.I don't hate it, dud um.
Yeah, look, I think Ithink okay, hold on, pin turnaround.
Maybe I think we should maybe bringhim just for the ship ride,
because I'm say, any longer it'sa ship ride may pick his brain a
little bit. I don't know.We could leave him into Canadian oils,
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we get this would just brain forwhat a mission statement? No, we
are not doing this, yo,Are you looking for a mission statement?
I don't stop the world, stopit with opium um That power point presentation
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yeah, damn right, that's true. Really, no, David, come
on, I say yes, Ithink he does. Who wants Pen to
come for the boat ride? Don'tlistens his hand? Seeing the rising tide
on your hand? Right, okay, I vote against it, Bill,
keep your hand up. That's fine. Okay, that's fine, fine,
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fine, whatever. Okay, SoBill abstains. I've eyes and one looks
like it passes. Hey, Pen, you're gonna come with us to the
Cornelian Islands, go get some revengeon the dickhead boss of yours. Yes,
okay, dude, whoa whoa,whoa whoa pin pins our prisoner.
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So yeah, he's gonna be theprisoner on the ship though. Yeah,
but just with us. Oh uh, we need him five goals, that
is yea. To be clear,I was in the chackles on purpose plan
(25:37):
right, these brains always Pen.When you were ramsacking the place, did
you find any celestial star charts?I sold all sorts of stuff. Man,
the fancier it looked, the faster, I sold it first, and
Foremast saved all the rubbish for thesegames. It was a period way.
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They were calling it the purple Man'sthrift shop. That's no lie. The
Pindustries International. I kept saying thateveryone says that trust me, not everyone.
Yeah, that sounds about right.Did you know that Davic was going
to the Cuneilan Islands? Yeah,of course obviously, yes, make an
inside check. Yeah, I don'tknow about I don't know about it.
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times the size, and they appearto be Okay. Well, let's take
a little break, ladies and gentleman, and we'll be back at five.
Feeled a little stronger since the lasttime were leveled up, even though it's
been a little while. Wow,Wow, hey, Bill, great job
out there, man, you reallyuh well. I know you didn't get
on base today, but your effortwas astounding. Great job, Bill.
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People keep telling me that I was, I was. I was never gonna
get to third base and I I, um, I didn't know you didn't,
But efort, how did you missthat ball? I can't get right
to you? Then, I mean, right, gee, I might as
well use you. It's the ballnext, be fair about the size of
the ball. And you kicked itwas the right time you climb up on
attilius? Is that legal? Welook in the room. Just pour me
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a drink. Okay, whatever,Well, I'm so angry right now.
My good friends over at Rallycap tookthe liberty of brewing us a beer named
after something that will never truly understand, and that is Victory Formation. And
there's assessment to be some sort ofrunic symbols of some sort from these cans.
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Well, yes, uh, thegood news is a hazy i PA
eight percent alcohol by a volume.Victory Formation is very tasty, even though
we'll never really understand what it's like. Hey, it's on the fifteen to
zero. Okay, y'all, let'sget free. They don't have a chance
for sure. It's a perfect sportsbrew. Yes, yeah, quench the
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first I reckon when I crank out. My dingers are can just trot around
the base path and watch it withthe dingers. This is the family sport.
We don't want to fucking love Americanfootball's I can read the room just
football man. Fuck yeah, thisis actually great. Something happened. It's
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all bump over there. Yeah,delicious beer. Pelican Craft Brands distributes this
throughout the Greater Louisiana area. Alwaysa fan of bringing delicious craft beer to
the people. To take notes ofcitrus. It's quite delicious, various stute
over there. Only she worked onher kickball skills like she's been working on
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her beer. Tom's fault. Hemissed the ball, messed the ball.
You know the game works. Whywould you kicking on the fields? Back
on the field. Let that youkind of just dropped that Shita. It
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seems like he probably knows what he'stalking about. Okay, just shaking her
head this entire time. Oh abouttime to go. I look around the
rest of the dungeon for anything thatmight be useful. Potions, tinctures,
things of that nature. Rats rollinvestigation at disadvantage, at disadvantage is going
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to be a five. I figureddisadvantage because you're scared of fire. These
are the leavings of fire. Um, yeah, I think you know you
sift through you find a couple oflike pieces of boards and stuff. But
it looks like the place was prettypretty well cleaned out. Yeah, all
right, picked over. M hum lucius, how's that boat looking?
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It's looking, you know, likea boat for sure. So are you
ready to go? Yeah, let'sgo, let's do it. So he
um he ranges for horses, youknow, so you guys can ride instead
of um, can we take davagecarriage? Have we took back in the
day or has that already been so? Please? Yeah? You know what
to use carriage is worth in thismarket? Oh my god, quite a
(33:15):
bit the m rps never mind mrspBut she was singing of roll magical role
playing. That's what it meant.I think I even said it wrong.
(33:36):
Just now, Okay, you guysroll through nest having on in a pretty
big group, and there's a bunchof pirates with you, um, and
you're all on horseback. You getsome looks. I think we've all taken
the time to actually look more onlypirates too. Well, that's a convenient
thing to say. Hours time.We had two hours. We had two
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hours. Yeah, I tied apiece of claw throughout my head. That's
it. Yeah, and you knowwho else did Bill? Not? Never
his eyes just yeah, but justright, Okay, we're geting married.
The transformations almost compote. Okay,yeah, sure, why not? I
think he still gets you want tobe really glaring and I spit on the
ground if anybody makes hyde contact withme where that is big talk for someone
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two and alf Okay, um,he shows you, uh to his ship
ship let's go. Yeah, doesthe ship have a name or anything.
The ship does have a name.It's the water Worm. Water Worm.
You walk up the gang plank orwhatever, and he's you know, yeah,
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it is a water worm. It'snot my best, it's not my
nicest. I got the you know, the really nice one I got pocked
on an island, but this isthis one's pretty good. It's you're gonna
like it. And I'm gonna putyou in the nicest accommodations that your money
can buy. So not the icist, but like what you paid for essentially.
Yeah, and he shows you tosome rooms that are getting a real
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heroes welcome here. Okay, yeah, like hammocks, yeah, hammocks.
He's like, look, there areno rats in here right now. It's
crazy. Yeah, this ratless roomas of you know right now, it's
great guarantees on the future, obviouslyperfect. I wouldn't eat in here because
they will take it from you.The rats, the rats in your hands.
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Oh, they'll be here. Doyou worry? Do you have a
cat on board like a tabacxi?Yeah, I got a friend. You're
gonna go get him. It's likejust helps with the rat problem. I
didn't know if you had one.Oh sure, yeah, okay, anything
I can get you before we leave. We're gonna be you know, we're
gonna be moving kind of right now. You have any coffee cough man,
(35:52):
you use a high faluting Yeah,I can get you some coffee, all
right, Yeah, I gott getyou a little bit coffee, all right?
Perfect? He leaves. Um,Like an hour later, somebody comes
by with coffee. Oh well,I'm not staying out of there for now.
We are backing, Go up deck? Are we already like cast off?
Whatever we hip things are called.I want to go. I'm throwing
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my bag on the hammock and goingupstairs on the top deck, and I'm
heading to the balance den um.I think, yeah, the back what
I think I should roll a constitution? Okay, I think you all should.
Who's been on a boat, reporter, I'm like, from sure a
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different island. Yeahs, family ownsa yacht. I feel like you're gonna
tell us if you've you've probably beenon a large boat before. Yes,
and Timbo probably asked, Tom probablyhasn't. I used to perform on a
club med vessel for a few yearsback in my early If you will,
yeah, yes, okay, soit's just you then my family and yacht.
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I'm just kidding if I got yourfamily owns a yacht. But maybe
you get sick every time you goout? Biological constitution? Are we all
doing it? I mean, ifyou want, I just gave you an
out. I think you know.I think you're good. You maybe when
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it first, when you first pullout and you get out of the little
bay and the waves actually start hitting, you start to feel a little like
woozy, But then you you kindof get past it. I saw your
rolling. It's constitutions rolled the twotwo before miss because he's so to be
clear. When we got on theboat, I threw my bag in the
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hammock, and then I went upto the bow and I was doing like
a Titanic he's doing this and thenjust starts chucking. Yeah, I guess
I just started throwing up a ton. Tom's not having a good time.
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Luckily Bill's right there with another thingof water, so hanstring. All right,
um, and we are on theYeah, Lucius, take us something.
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Yeah you got any of that?You got in on the on the
hump, pretty fucked up right now. I need to settle my stomach.
What kind you want? Boss?Um? Yeah, I don't really know.
I never ordered opium, just absolutelyregular. Absolutely we're not doing that.
Oh, your mom said that youcan't, ye, your mom.
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Your mom said none of the Oh, so find me later. I guess
none of the green Dragon for you. Yeah, okay, we won't do
that, all right, Yeah,yeah, I got you. We're not
gonna do it. I'm gonna findhim later. I got you. Lay
down below decks. I'm feeling awful. Oh my god, you rest up
there, Jesus. Okay, tobe clear, I'm going to do open
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him in the room. I alreadydid it. I'm in bed. I
guess who's not getting seasick. Can'tget seasick if you're unconscious. Ye,
all right, Um. A coupleof days are gonna pass without incident.
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Really. Um. With that said, what do you want to do with
your downtime? Each of you?M hmm, play dice with the fellas
and tron Okay, gone, Iwant to meditate. Sounds boring to me,
but I like it. I wantto explore the ship, see if
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he's got some pirated stuff on therethat I might find interesting. I find
interesting? Do you really just meanfind interesting? You're trying to pill for
these things? M m well,I might try to pill for it if
I find it interesting. Okay.Oh. Also, I'm going to keep
the boys entertained at night. Obviously. Obviously you gotta get any girls,
we gotta keep the crew. Isay it's a non genner specific boys.
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Yea, the crew. Um.But yeah, yeah, that's like the
whole point of having a bard onyour boat. Sure entertainment, that is
nice. Um I am. I'mtraining with the crew members, training,
Yeah, just like finding them.Oh okay, sporring yeah okay, Um,
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you know, first of all,five clubs, No one talks about
five clubs? Yeah? Um?Okay, So tom at uh, what's
that twenty five gold to your sheet? Hey? Playing every night you accumulate
some some tip money, tip money. We'll knock that down to uh five
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gold because I keep spending it onopium. Is accurate to your character.
I'm gonna give you an inspiration,dice in a minute. Every day he
gets high, he performs, hecrashes up and do it again. I
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was on the cliffs just being amusicians what we call it. I call
that. The year's nineteen ninety fourone. Maybe I was exactly six years
old. Um okay, attilious,Uh, you spent you know, you
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haven't spent a ton of time onthe water. So he spent a few
days just kind of sitting on thetop deck, meditating, listening of the
waves. And I think you comeaway feeling a little a little less haunted,
if that makes sense. Um,not as dark, not as foreboding,
a little more positive about your outlook. Um yeah, timbo um.
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I think a couple of times comeacross things that that are interesting to you.
The probably the main thing, andmaybe the thing that it would entice
you the most is, um,you find a bag of holding, a
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bag that you can stick any amountof things into, will never be full.
Any bag, nice fucking classic Dand D thing. So I would
like to pill for that, Yeah, roll for stealth, stealth or actually
we can do um an appeal forit. Yeah, it's a lot of
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hands. Sorry, you're gonna beequally minus one and so six. You
do have an inspiration, now,I do have an inspiration that got made
slightly better. Eight eight, I'llcome get him, okay with an eight.
(43:28):
I think what's gonna happen is noone is around when you go to
grab it. You don't even haveto be particularly stealthy. You like,
you just grab it and stuffing underyour shirt and leaves and then um,
you show your buddies and and theyfind an interesting and then one day you
start sticking stuff in it, anda couple of days later you forget that
you're wearing it on your back andwalk up stop deck and Lucius kind of
(43:51):
grabs you and say, hey,come on, I think he got my
bag on accident as something maybe onpurpose, but probably on accident, right,
and and kind of gives you abit of a talking to about it.
Um, and he's very like friendly, but but it kind of ends
with him saying like, yeah,you know people who still stuf in my
boat that they lose their hands andstuff. So I wouldn't want you to,
you know, accidentally lose hands andstuff. So let's go ahead and
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get it back, put it backwhere it came from. Like where it
came from. I don't even rememberthat. I must have been drunk.
Classics, you know, classic therum of the spot. It's really good.
You could just give it to meand I'll put it back where it
goes. Classic misunderstanding. How how'syou one? How much you went for
the bag? How is you wentfor the bag? What's he saying is
(44:37):
how much you want for asking ifthere's a price for the basic price on
the bag? Oh well it's alreadyI already you know done, sold it
to somebody. Uh how much?Donza? So they bought it for a
hundred, so you could buy itfor like one fifty. I am not
buying it for you. About abag of holding, what's that? You
(45:00):
can fit any amount of opium inthere? Yes? Well I see the
bag and they don't know the opiumin it. They'll see an empty bag.
Really no, really, you haveto know what's in the bag hole.
Yeah, So the just so youguys know, it's like backpack and
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if someone else opens it, turnsit upside down whatever else. Actually,
I think if they turn it upsidedown, everything comes out. If they
open it, um, they won'tsee anything in it. And you have
to know what's in it. Putyour hand in there, say the item,
and then you can pull it out. The exception is like if it
breaks and I'll have to look thisup in a minute. But if it
breaks, right, maybe if youturn it upside down, I can't remember
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which everything spills out and the bagis broken or something like that. M
off to look it up. Well, they just go put it away.
Yeah, stop winking at me.Awful the opium stuff. He's had a
small stroke, throwing up. Ijust take all my stuff out of it
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and hand it back to him.All right, he takes it soon.
We're gonna steal that back back later. Right. Yeah, that's a good
fucking fault. Good my friend.Day, We're good, all right?
Forgot I had it on my beltafter a few days around. Let's call
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it sunrise, you hear. Yeah, I don't get better at like everybody
else, somehow get worse as sparingNo uh yeah, so kestrel Um,
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I would say, somewhat aggressively keepschallenging people to sparring matches. She just
really wants to keep up on topof her of her training. And initially,
uh, everyone wants to do it, and about three guys in,
three people in people start backing offand going, yeah, no, I'm
okay because she keeps kicking people's asses. Um, And is there like one
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worthy partner? Are you feeling likeany like romantic connection on this boat right
now with someone that you've been spredwith? Yeah, Pim, maybe No,
Penn doesn't try fighting? What isPint doing while we're doing all this
where I feel like Penn's gotta beso sick right he's working. I mean,
obviously Penn never becomes sick right inhis mind. I'd like to say
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I liberated all of my previously takingcrafts and items. I got my armor
back. I'm going I'm going througha cleanse. No, I don't.
I don't think so. No worthypartner. They're pirates, not fighters.
You know, they might have tofight, but the truth is they're they're
(47:59):
better at pirate. And I'm sayinga little steamy pirate romance on the boat
for a few days sounds like agood time. I hear you. The
buccaneer in the babe, I'm pickingup with your bow. Maybe next time
I wasn't doing so much fucking hopeand maybe I could. He got lost
in the it is Oh my god. Yeah, that's the name of the
(48:25):
episode right there. Just way toofocused on my um. You do feel
like you get better, particularly witha cutlass the classic sort of a of
a pirate um. They kind oftrain you initially on how to use it,
(48:45):
and I would tell you by theend of this three or four day
period, you're you're kind of showingthem what's what with the colors and you
can add a culast your inventory.Yeah, wow, sweet? Kind of
figured did she get like plus oneto colors rules? I figure that out
efforts, I forgot what the actualmechanical advantages and I could have gotten together,
(49:06):
but he kept sneaking open him toTom and I got pissed on.
He's gonna looking dude, and therehad half Oh man, locis messed up
right there could have been your pal, thanks, so dog? What was
important to him? And she's thefucking money? Yes, I am pirates
(49:28):
and yeah, naturally that's it's that'shalf the business, you know what I
mean? What about what about Bill? I think Bill is sick the whole.
Can they swim fast enough? Canhe ever just hop now I guess
against swim fast. I think Iget swiming fast enough to keep up with
with ship size, um, andthey could get in Like he's been in
(49:49):
water a bunch, but it's alwaysfresh water and like not super wavy.
Um. I think once he's outhere on like a big wide open ocean,
it's not exactly God, um,it wasn't made for salt's fresh you
know. So if we'd ever dolike a coastal bar, Saltan's saltan'spres average
(50:15):
pretty good. That's one of yourthat's one of your franchises, right,
But first, now we really willhave to make a hole. Sure are
you sure? It shouldn't be likethe cracking or something bag of holding LLC
cracking and crack out of it.I like that. Who I'll buy the
place. But yeah, so we'llstart calling it the crack. You can
(50:35):
talk with Pin about it and cometogether with Pin Industries and like maybe that
could be a thing. Let's notlook, you know we're right now,
we'll see but yes industries, Yesindustries. Pen is selling Bill in the
background on joining pit pin In,one of the guys who joins every pyramid
scheme he's ever been pitched, sothen knows it Garet when he sees one.
(51:04):
All right, um, on themorning of the what should be the
final day of the journey. Um, you guys, I think, all
awaken to a lot of noise onthe upper deck and uh kind of panicky.
There's like a bell ringing, um, which you guys haven't heard on
previous mornings. What do you wantto do? Oh? What is all
(51:29):
that commotion? Uh? What's goingon? What's that bell ringing? Yeah,
Castro will go check it out.You go check it out. You
hear footsteps pounding and the door slingsopen. Hey, uh okay, so
it has a creature out. It'sgonna sink the whole boat. So could
you you know, use guys arepretty strong, could you use hand up?
(51:52):
Well? All the gold back ofhold. I'm not leaving my room.
Come on, do you guys needhim? Is he like a necessary
I just put my legs back.He pulls your legs all right? The
(52:12):
bags yours night shift as symbol?All right, all right, you guys
go fight pound up the steps ofthis uh ship. And when you get
up to the deck. What yousee are tentacles rising on either side.
I mean it was like you readmy mom tentacles rising on either side.
(52:37):
Next time on night shift, youguys romp on the deck, tentacles sort
of uh, towering over the ship. I mean, this thing is appears
to be very very large UM onetentacle already wrapped around the stern the back
of the ship and pulling downward.So as you're standing there, the deck
(52:59):
starts to tilt. Two
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