September 5, 2022 • 48 mins
The Night Shift has made it through all the rooms of the Getaway Chamber…and finally arrived at the conclusion of this particular trial. What will they find? A few plants, a few jokes, and a twist ending that will surprise everyone. Are they up for the challenge? It doesn’t matter, they’re going to do it anyway.
The Night Shift is an actual-play, homebrew D&D Podcast and Youtube series that features the ridiculous antics of Jay Ducote, T-Bob Hebert, Lindsey Duga, and Chuck Pierce playing Dungeons and Dragons version 5e.
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The Night Shift is an actual-play, homebrew D&D Podcast and Youtube series that features the ridiculous antics of Jay Ducote, T-Bob Hebert, Lindsey Duga, and Chuck Pierce playing Dungeons and Dragons version 5e.
Brought to you by Little Wars (https://littlewars.com/) and Pelican Craft Brands (http://pelicancraftbrands.com/).
SUBSCRIBE: to make sure you see new episodes. REVIEW: to ensure we make more.
Content Warning: This episode contains harsh language, violence, and touches on topics like genocide, abuse, and torture.
Links: https://linktr.ee/TheNightShiftRPG
Music by: Jay Parker
Part of Drop Biscuit Studios
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The night Shift is a real playD and D video and podcast series for
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the night Shift. Yeah, Istuff the jacket. You go what you
what? I stuff the jackett thekeyhole? Do you know what a keyhole?
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In? What sense? You chair? Look under the hat. I'm
just trying every days to extreme violenceso fast. We'll even searched his pockets.
So now we got to jam hiswhole fucking head, and the keyhole
can't scraped together gold, my soulsalready sold. Sweep you trapped under spell.
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I wish you well for creat yourown your streets. You do better
to retreat if you want it doneright. Don't hurt the night Shift.
Okay, okay, l give usthe river riddle again. I guess what.
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This didn't work something with this dude. He's he's important. Somehow My
fences are tingling. I don't know, like, and we checked his like
actual guts yet, like sauce,I'm the gross one because probably swallowed the
key probably, Okay, so Ifeel like they're both gross. I feel
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like my logic is better than youtry to jam a skull through this key.
That's all I'm saying. I meanthey are both gross up. I
don't know I have been them up. Okay, go for it. Yeah,
I just like bare handed. Justgod, just search for the key.
Just smell. Oh horrible. Imean they've been dead for a while.
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I've been curbstamping anyone investigation on himon the guts? Do you have
it something? You use this toneof voice that you're like, sure,
go ahead, but it's gonna beuseless anyway. Make the role. I
don't the morsoncere you try to bethe because one's nine. Yeah, I
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mean you rolled bad. So yes, in this case, it is useless,
but that doesn't mean it was gonnabe. It could have been really
useful. You rolled that twenty earlier, so you have like a sixth sense
about this stuff. Now, AmI finding anything in the guts? Uh?
You? Yeah, rip open itsguts, um and you find a
lot of guts and blood. Anddid you ever dissect owl pellets? In
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school? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, a little bit like that. You
find some like digested a little mouth. You loved eating mice. That was
his favorite, you know this,Michael Jackson interp he he loved eating mice
in the house. Michael Shacks riedopen his mouth. I looked under his
tongue and stuff in his cheek.I'm gonna give him a little light.
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That's the nineteen But I got aminus light to help. Okay, well,
I guess you can light. Iwas seventeen on the investigation. You
give mettle light. I think asyou moved for inspiration, as you moved
towards the head. Um, twothings, it falls off. Well,
yeah, probably that the head's alreadygone. Tom, all right, she
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just used a little the ocular key. Oh he still attached the body.
She dragged the whole body over,put it up in it on the ground.
Okay, okay, okay. Youknow Tom gives you some light.
Helps you see a little bit.Thank you, mate. Um, but
as you're picking it up, Ido think the head kind of detaches.
It's fine. I mean I'm prettyrough, yeah phrasing, but yeah,
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absolutely after a big hands, yes, big old hands, big meaty,
a big bear, like a bigbear her somebody. It's just this is
a little buddy, ran, Yeah, it's just a little buddy like don't
even know muscily picked big candid bear. Your intention is to like open the
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mouth and look in. But you'restill so rage filled that you just like,
I'll crack it open, like youknow, I mean it's weak to
be fair. I mean, he'sdon't see my foot just go right through
the earlier kestro. I think ashe moves up to the head, you
do get a sense of like,oh yeah, actually he is getting warmer,
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like all jokes aside, he's gettingwarmer. So he ran fine whatever,
I tried the head, did youor did you different? Different?
I mean, all right, youdidn't go I'm gonna investigate. Actually she
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did. She just rolled really badly. Yeah, sometimes it's not your week.
I don't know. Tell um um. You wrenched it open and in
its teeth. Two of the teethare gold, and they look like they're
shaped very specifically like the downside ofthe key. Almost you can grab it,
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pull it and it just starts likesliding out of the jaw. Yeah
I didn't. Great, Yeah,yeah that's what I That's what I do.
I fancy kind of gold. Ijust like throw it over my shoulder
and and so you're not even gonnaroll. Jesus perceptions him throwing the key
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over his shoulder. He did it. I actually did it five better,
just ripped the jaw open. Ohmy god, anybody this plus inspiration gave
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it nineteen twenty actually, so umgot it? Oh okay, wait,
Tim, but I think he missedsomething that's just his that's just his rotten
teeth. This isld teeth. Thatmakes no sense. Look like this little
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mus jacket that kestrels wearing. Itdoesn't not make sense. It's a great
jacket. Look at this thing though. Great again, though, this is
I'm just gonna go and try iton the door again. Turn it and
it kind of opens from the middleand just sort of like slides out.
And you just opened the door withzombie teeth, you know. Yeah,
man, it's apparently it was akey. I thought it looked like a
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tooth too. Sorry, great thatthe thing was so coming. I'm coming
down from my adrenaline rush. Ijust I ripped that guy's jawl open.
I'm sorry. Very impressive, verygross, but impressive. Yes, yes,
you were all very press digitized allthe guts off of me that I
can only do like small little yeahyeah, clean face. I can only
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do like a little cute. Butit's for somebody else. You can only
do the face when he does himself, he's like kelp on my face.
Gay, she threw kelp on myface earlier in this adventure, and I
just clean my face. All right? Door opens, ace off. It
seems to be dark on the otherside of it. I can see,
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yeah, right, you can dartpleasure. We need like an audio drop.
Somebody screwed plants in pots? Omother, okay, and then in
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there plants. I love plants.Try asking them something you can talk to
the try asking back. I can'tbelieve you did that. Oh all right,
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I see plants, A couple ofcouches, and there's a desk on
the far end of the room.Okay, that's gonna chair. And you
know some books, a lot lotsof books. Us. We just see
blackness, y'all, just see completeblackness. Yeah. Do you want to
talk to the plants? You could? I can't talk to the plant.
Can you not talk to the plants? You can? I think that was
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a joke. Oh there's like mejust ribbing on druids. I think so.
I don't think I can talk toplants. No, she can speak
with animals? Are nature? Isthere an ant on the is this room
totally dark or just dim, completelydark, okay, not doom. The
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door shut behind us as we camein. Okay, so what else?
Do? What do we hear?Because you said we were going to hear
something? Oh yeah, I didsay that, didn't I? Yeah?
What you hear is like some somesoft classical music, thinking like Vivaldi.
Anybody with me? I'm more ofa myself. Let's say, let's say
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how about that. I'll go withthat? Nice? Nice? Yeah,
he did put me into Varde.Excellent, that's it. Uh, I
think if it's all right with y'all, Timboe, just lead the way and
enter the room. Well, there'sthe voice will come on and tell us
what to do. You can't seethere's some ficuses in the corner, and
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yeah, and some couches and itjust it just looks like a boring accountants
principal's office. That I hope theseficas don't fuck us. I got I
got it, I got it.Take it back? Uh, I'll hear
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that music play. It's quite niceto be fair, fair, relaxing lady.
What are we supposed to do inthis room? She doesn't answer.
Okay, Timmer, do you wantto Yeah? Let me just I stopped
foot in the room. Okay,yeah, step into darkness? Yeah,
is it weird, like like it'sjust is it magical darkness? It's just
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like we have there's no light fromthe room behind the spelling the light from
the room behind like die out.Yeah, so there's a magical barrier that
stops the light. That's why youcan't see in. Once you're in,
it's just dark. It's not likea magical darkness like you can see if
you put your hand out, youcan see it, you know what I
mean. Okay, I follow,I follow timbo in, but I want
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to do an arcand of check ofthe room once you're in. Once I'm
in, ok six six you thinkthat, Um, there's definitely a plant
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energy in here. She's right,there's some You're not sure if it's a
fikus or what. Yeah, Um, you don't. Here's what I'll give
you. There's definitely a magic inthe room. I think anybody you know
with some magical sensory ability could tellthat. But yeah, yeah, yeah
we are, well everybody else's plantswizard Tower. I mean I'm gonna follow
Attiliason. Yeah, I mean,once you get into the room, can
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you see anything else? And Iguess I should. Yeah, I mean
I guess, Oh, can Imake a perception check of what I see
in? Okay? All right,seventeen. Oh that'll do it. Um.
I think from here, Kestrol,even though you don't have the glass,
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you can see pretty well half out. I think the main thing you
can see is um in that chairthat's beyond the desk. The chairs were
to face the opposite direction, youcan I think you could see just a
little bit of like a head,like somebody's head sitting in that chair,
and the chair's kind of rocking backjust a little bit. It's not really
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making any noise, but there definitelysomebody in there, and she's doing this.
I'm fumbling with my torch and I'mgonna press it, agitize it to
create a little light. Guys,there's there's someone in the chair. There's
someone in the chair. There's adesk. There's a desk over there,
and then there's there's a chair.And hold hold on. So Castrol's whispering
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and I want all of you tomake perception checks. Getting a lost five
here, Yeah, thirteen, I'mvery perceptive about this. A non natural
twenty, got it? Sixteen?Tillius just like I like, I'm just
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four four all right. Tillius doesn'tsee it. He's he's focused on what's
ahead. Um, the other twoof you, tom as you're trying to
light this in your head some trouble. Yeah, it feels like it won't
light the way it normally does.Um, you kind of keep snapping.
But what you do see both ofyou as you sort of turned to look
at one another, is Kestril's leaningtowards the door, whispering. But you
can't hear anything she's saying. Nowshe's still in the light on the other
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side of the door, but can'thear anything. Maybe she's whispering too quiet
or something. But I didn't gointo the room. Ah, you didn't
say you did, But you're welcometo now. Oh yeah, I just
we're in. Yeah, we're in. Yeah. So I think you like
leaning in and a whisper, andthen you're like what you like? Take
another step in, and then whenyou start whispering, suddenly y'all can hear.
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Okay, I can't keep my handtorch light over here, I think
as soon as Castrol gets in andwhispers what she whispered. So she now
you haven't heal her. She's she'shear her. She's saying, there's somebody
in that room. Um what chair? Yeah, I don't. I can't
see a damn thing in here.I know, but you just have to
trust me. There's a death,Tom, I'm at a light. I
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can't get it. You know,maybe the element of surprise is good here.
So what are we surprised? Yeah, I'm gonna be a surprised.
You keep talking about to walk intosomeone in the fucking chair over there with
my How close is he? I'mstarting? Actually I can't even hear you.
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My new eagle eyes can't see anything. It's dark. I mean,
I'm just like I'm squinting, butI still can't actually make anything out.
I don't see this chair. Shespeaks of. Okay, here's what's gonna
happen behind you. Two torches onthe wall, two sconces, light hurried
down, and then I get verystartled from the flames. It's enough that,
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yeah, I probably would, yeah, and then two more than two
more kind of that. I'm notcasting heroism yet, just just steady.
That is comforting. I appreciate that. Yep, I'm like two bro touching
thighs you know, um, yeah, all the way around you. So
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here's what I'm gonna do. Um, is there anything you would like to
do? You can see that thisperson is about to swivel the chairs or
anything you'd like to do before thathappens. And it feels like I'm dangling
food in front of Remember the plan? What plan? All right? You
want to hear what plan? Ikind of I didn't know it was a
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plan. I had a show Tunespose and I say, daddy's umu.
I walk through the plants, likeusing the old nug They were like a
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rural plants in front of the ladiespolished. Uh, you know what we're
gonna do. We're gonna say there'senough foliage in these plants. Yeah,
you like sort of walk right throughthem. But actually you have an opportunity.
I think whereas this person turns around, you have the abouty to hide
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you'd like, um, And Iwould say, like the default is that
you're hidden, So unless you saysomething, you're gonna be hidden. I
don't think I really need to hidethere, because I mean, everybody else
is everybody where? I feel allright? Where the fern did she go,
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I hide in the well. Don'tdo it on my account. Who
knows? Maybe it will work.Why are you crying so much? Kestrel
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is dead, dead till it's comforting. Tom. You gotta lock into the
plan to gay keep up. Ineed to I need to be ahead of
time. Timbo's doing jazz, theworst plan ever, like this gonna spaghett.
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You got spaghet the picture. She'sjust behind a little fern Spaghett style.
Yeah, um, probably very muchhas expected. The person that turns
around is David in his chair,and he goes, you guys did so
good. That was amazing. Youwere so quick you ran right through it.
Huh worst Kestral, you son ofa bitch. What are you happy?
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Now you've got her? The zombie'sgot her. She made it to
the zombie, right, she madeit. He hits a button on his
desk and here high and he stopsus up. Is Kestral dead? She
goes, she she left room three? Uh on her feet? He okay,
okay, thank you? How didshe? Where is she? Is
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this a trick? Very tricky?I know you boys that look like okay,
all right, all right, wecan salvage this did you have her
body. I could restrictor no utilioususe some spell and it burned her up
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and the plan I get out ofmy jazz hands pos cry. Look,
maybe guys see you good fight partof the body for having Yeah, no,
I'll have her take care of that. Wow. But but okay,
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one loss aside. Uh, thatwas kind of a speed run. Well
done. I guess we are prettygood. I'm I'm look. Keep your
chin up, kid, I'm proudof you. That was good. Did
great? Most people making that fast? Well, I don't know. This
is the first time I've had anybodydo it. No, no, he
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didn't find didn't the food except onepair? Well, yeah, all the
other foods poison us. You're notfly No, well, no, I
guess not, but you were.You know you're coming to like do mean
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all right, hold on, I'mnot going to genocide anyone. Okay,
Well, making the poison that willallow other people already did that. I'm
done with that. I'm just tryingto, you know, vacation in the
Quillian aisles with my money. I'mdone with all that. That's finished.
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hearts have grown three times the size, and they appear to be okay.
Well, let's take a little break, ladies and gentle about and we'll be
back at five. Feel a littlestronger since the last time. We're leveled
up, even though it's been alittle while. Wow, Wow, hey
Bill, great job out there,man, you really uh well. I
know you didn't get on base today, but your effort was astounding. Great
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job Bill. People keep telling methat I was, I was, I
was never gonna get to third baseand I I um, I didn't know
you didn't, But effort, Howdid you miss that ball? I can't
get right to you man, Imean right, gee, I might as
well use you as the ball nextto be fair about the size of the
ball. And you kicked it wasthe right time you climb up on atilius?
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Is that legal? We look inthe room. Just pour me a
drink, okay, whatever, I'mso angry right now. My good friends
over at Rallycap took the liberty ofbrewing us a beer named after something that
will never truly understand, and thatis Victory Formation. And there's some assessment
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to be some sort of runic symbolsof some sort from these cans. Well,
yes, uh, the good newsis a hazy i PA eight percent
alcohol by a volume. Victory Formationis very tasty, even though we'll never
really understand what it's like. Hey, it's on the fifteen to zero.
Okay, y'all, let's free.They don't have a chance for sure.
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It's a perfect sports brew. Yes, yeah, quench the first I reckon.
When I crank out my dingers,I can just trot around the base
path and watch it with the dingers. This is the family sport we don't
want to love. American football.I get it. It's like I can
read the room. It's football.Man. Fuck, yeah, this is
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worked on her kickball skills like she'sbeen working on her beer. Tom's fault,
he missed the ball, messed theball. You know the game works.
Why would you kicking to me anywayon the field. Back on the
field. What actually stopped? Salentand goes nothing? They rolled away the
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ficus three minutes. Yes, Davic, I'm here. Did you believe it?
Mostly? Yeah? I feel likeRobot Lady did kind of give us
away a little bit. Yeah,I think she had you. What do
you mean you're done with it?I'm done. Look, guys, I
told you I don't want to fightwith you. I like you, and
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that's why we came back. Yes, I made it product for a client
and he is going to use itfor some dastardly things. However, I'm
done. I'm not going to makeany product like that for I don't know.
I've got enough money for like fivelifetimes, so we're gonna be about
five hundred years. You need totell us how to stop this. M
Yeah, we can't. We can'tjust climbing a business. You can still
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do this in five hundred years orwhatever. Like that's fine. Just tell
us how to stop this. Youalready made it. You're done, you
said to yourself, Well, youknow, i'd probably get a little of
a bad reputation to people knew thatI helped you stop the product that I
rolled off the shelf. Well,I won't tell anyone. I mean,
that could be a really good scheme. Actually, you're a hero if you
stop it. Now, hold on. I like that. Yeah, you
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come to the rescue, you foilthe plan. Yes, I like that,
Daddy. I think there's an openspot in in the door's old tower.
Oh gross, no, no,thank you. I'll continue to stay
here. Speaking of Okay, hisdeath was that you no? Who was?
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Of course not? Do you knowhe's the greatest magician to live one
lifetime, which is high praise.Do you know who did kill him?
Because poor Kestrel here has been framedfor his murtive I believe I do yes,
and who was it? Well,you know, being a businessman,
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that would be very valuable product.Wouldn't you agree? Would agree information?
Sure? But you were about topay us to just get off your land,
so exactly a deal is a foot? Would you agree the payment?
Can you sense that we're getting there? Payment? Can be that information exactly
what it's going to be more thanthat, not just with that information.
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I mean the couple pretty valuable,a couple of million names to get the
information out. Yeah, it seemsCASA were still going to learn that.
Okay, all right, all right, hard bargain, hard bargain. I'll
give you who killed it? Okay. And there's a little something about my
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product that I left out in theprevious explanation. And it's a doozy and
if you know it, it'll helpyou create up your hand. It'll help
you save a lot of people.No, no, no antidote that would
you know it's bad for business?Yes? The fury tincture is just bad
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for business as a whole. Um. Do we want to go? I
like, where your heads at here? Can we group together away from huddle?
Like you know the speaker McGhee isgonna be listening to us. Okay,
how would you know? That's insane. Okay, maybe she didn't know
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Kestra was in the fish. Wecan maybe go meet over there. She
did not give Kestra away. That'sin a dead zone. Clearly no reception
over the huddle. Do you haveanything to drink or eat? I'm gonna
bring all some a couple of viddles, some tea teas be not poisoned.
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Hue, come sound and we geta tomato with mayo, sandwich, white
bread. I really christ cut off. I was just about to say how
refined you were when I heard youorder a trailer hawk sandwich. It's not
for me, it's for it's forI want a glazed spiral cut ham like
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I saw on that table in roomtoo that I did not get to eat
because the key to the riddle wasa pair. He's been talking about that.
Apparently I wanted something else to eat. Look, i'll bring it to
you, but it's it's there wasso much good food on that table.
It's all poisoned. You don't wantany of that, I know, but
I had to look at it,and I'm hungry. It's all I got
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to eat was a pair. Butyou don't want that ham from that.
I don't want that happened. Ihave a hankery. Now there's your episode
name. It's a youth on this, He presses the speaker, speaking just
scones and cucumbers. How much isand ahead and bring our trailerpox amate if
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you're good and some tea. Takea time. I'll be sorry. Let's
let us start. We walk overwhat we do? What we do?
I believe it's a fike guy.Did you did you have did you have
a plan here? What? Everyone? Well? No, okay, So
that's why I wanted to call usover right, because you know, I
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think our original plan still has somepotential. Maybe still want to kill him,
So I'm kind of with you.So that's why I wanted to call
this right, because like, dowe don't we? Because that was a
pretty good deal. He just offered, you know, clarial name, learn
how to save the day. Butwe don't really in the threat of death.
I mean, we can always doa you know, well maybe fingers
cross type of deal. And yeah, I'm shining cross. Maybe if we
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outwit him with fingers crossed, I'dbe a bit disappointed in him, maybe,
But yeah, it's particularly yes,maybe he really is. Did we
just say, yeah, you havea deal, we won't come back and
kill you, and then we comeback and kill him. So I like
the idea of just leaving it onthe table that we could always come back
later and kill him. If he'shere with his millions at his summer home.
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Uh, we know where to findhim now if he gives up,
who kills it a door, Sowe can actually pursue that and figure out
how to solve that, and weknow how to stop the fury tincture.
And if if okay, just stickwith this, I have an idea,
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I don't Okay, Okay, let'sgo, well what what if you still
go with the idea of being LadyTerros And as yeah, and as as
as we kind of like huddle overhere, you you tell him and be
like, okay, they're going totake the deal, but just so you
know, they're going to double crossyou. And that's how he believes that
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your Lady Terros and you get onhis good side and then he's like,
yeah, then you become his confidantdouble traded our group. Okay, so
yeah, we're gonna double cross us. And I'm like, so you can
give them. You can give themthe information and then but I'll double cross
them before they can come back hereand double cross you. Yeah, I'm
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just trying to make sure that he'sstill willing to give up the information.
But you have to be like,but heavic if if you don't give him
this information, he'll he'll know thatI snitched on you or something like okay,
okay, yes you know now.Um. Also, in all of
this, we should be clear thatI don't know that we can kill them.
Oh no, I don't think we'refeeling pretty strong, but like we
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come back with what's his face withan asher? Yeah, we do need
to. We're never going to killhim unless we come back with an ash.
Sounds like, then we take thedeal. We play the tarots scheme,
Lady tallows tarotsos and uh yeah,we go stop this fairy tinc.
So you go and tell them thatwe tell him we've decided to take the
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deal while we're still conversing. Isay, we tell him straight up,
and then you find a way tolike as maybe he's distributing the should I
walk over and oh, when thedrinks get here, let's talk till then,
and I'll walk over and grab drinksand flash the badge drinks vitels.
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Also, let's squeeze a little bitmore out of them, not just two
pieces of information, like we gottaleave here with us if weapons or do
we try we want to push youtoo much? Yes, yeah, we
have to get this push all right, Davik, we got back over,
an we don't come back over andyou're we're all still talking. Yeah,
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once you get the drinks, you'regonna go over like drink, You're gonna
flash the coin. I just Iheaded the table and start when you get
drink, Devic. We've decided totake your deal and will well, we'll
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promise to stop hunting you, willtell we will not say a word about
your involvement with anything. Just tellus who killed Zenador? And I'm walking
over. I really still don't likeyou, but maybe maybe these two things
that you're going to give to uswill kind of not well, not totally
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negate all the terrible things you've done, but it's on, it's like on
a good start. Well can Istop you there? I'd say three things.
Fetching red jacket, I do likethe jacket fetching. Yeah, you
can keep it absolutely. That's agood word. Thomas isn't going to need
it anymore. Do we have adeal? Are we good? Yes,
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Let's let's go here. Let's getsome sandwiches. Do you have any magic
weapons? Let's stop, stop itstopt, You'll get your trailer box ham
sandwich. Where is the spiral cutHam? Oh there's no, there's no
spir No. I dropped my crossbowon the ground and then and then and
(37:22):
then I bent over to pick itup, and I kind of loop the
chain out of my shirt so it'shanging down and hasn't bent over. I
want to kind of look up andjust wink at h wink at Davic,
and then and then and then thenput it back in and stand up and
walk over the drinks to the restof the crew. Okay, take a
little sip of the team like,oh this is excellent, is great,
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Davin, and we'll walk back overto Davn. Be're like, man,
where where where did you get thistea? And I'm saying, Davic,
it's me, Lady Davin. Theseidiots thought they had killed me. But
I transcend this stupid halfling body.I hate it to near. I must
get out. But first, Imust let you know they're planning on double
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crossing you. They have no intentionof fulfilling this to you. What are
all of you doing? Well,he's doing this. I'm physically my bag
is to them, just goku scarfingfood. Yeah, the pying attention.
I'm trying. I'm trying. We'retrying to calm down, just drinking tea
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and eating fingers sandwich. Perception,and then we're gonna make a second one.
This one will help you though,or it could help you perception or
persuasion. Perception for eighteen eighteen.All right, So Tom, what you
realize immediately, and it's important thatyou realize us, is that when you
flash this coin at him, youcan even see that it's sort of glowing.
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Now even when you pull it outlike or when you like kind of
let it fall out or however saidit. So it goes like a little
bit brighter the closer it gets tohim, as you're walking towards him,
gets a little bit warmer on yourchest, and you notice immediately that not
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only is it glowing, he seesit and he's eyes wide. I mean,
this is I don't know that you'veseen devic surprised in the entire thing.
This is the first time you seehim really surprised. And really he
has occasionally said, oh my gosh, I didn't know you were gonna be
here, but it always kind ofseemed like he did this looks utter shock
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um. And it's clear to youa couple of things. One he doesn't
even know he didn't even know Arroswas dead um or or or at least
pushed out of her body. Thennone of them, and then two how
does how do you have the coin? And then once you start talking,
I think because you realize it,you get this sense of confidence and you
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just roll. It's it's like whenyou're telling a joke and people start laughing
earlier, you just start rolling withit. So what we're gonna do is
performance with advantage, Okay, toconvince them. Um, let's see,
let's see what I got here.You do have an inspiration. Yeah,
that's why that's why I'm checking thisperformance bonus. See if it's worth it.
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I mean no, that's it wasmy first role at thirteen. I
didn't see it. Yeah. Um, so yeah, you're a performancepiration.
No, but I I have sevenso twenty yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, your performance scoreis amazing. Yeah, I'm gonna put
my hand on his chest, likeI've missed you so much. Yes,
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yep, I just could. Ijust I was getting character. Yeah.
Yeah, it's like one of myfavorite movies ever legitimately, Like I just
remembered the then Anastasia person, uhwhere she's like doing tryouts and she's like,
Grandma, what a specific callback,what a deep cut? Okay,
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I think I remember, so,don't believe he told so Like Harvey fire
sting Um, Like I said,you have this burgeoning sense of confidence the
further you get into this act.Um, you stick your hand out and
he does sort of like take alittle bit of a weary You can see
he's convinced. He's just a verycareful person. And again, I think
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this is the first time you've reallyseen him guarded, right You've seen him
on defense before, but this islike he's actually being extremely careful right now.
He takes a step back and grabsyour hand and sort of lifts it
up to his lips and kisses yourhand. Oh my god, and then
puts his hand on yours. Yeah, we're kind of watching at the corner
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of our eyes, like holy fuck, it's working. He goes, my
dear, I'm so sorry. Ihad no idea. So what we're gonna
do now is, well, whatare you trying to do next? I
guess this is my question. That'sbeing careful. That question is here.
Here's what I'll tell you, likewithout any How does Davic respond to to
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what Tom said? Oh, he'sfull tells about to say. You can
tell he is fully convinced you areterrorists, no doubt in his mind,
like and now we're double crossing him. He's being careful and guarded, but
he does believe you and your story. Okay, okay, So the question
is what does Tom want to dohere? He has n't convinced he's in
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your sight? What's the move?Think you through? Think through? This
was the plan the whole time.We kind of kind of kind of shifted
(43:14):
there. There's we already fork inthe road right now, just to be
like, tell me what should Ido now? Like should I? Um?
Okay, that's true, you havehim, yeah, go bigger,
go home baby? Yeah yeah yeah, um okay. So he kisses my
hands. Yeah, banging an't expectable. I said, you gotta rmber you
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on him He's like, yeah,bang it was like for him, yeah,
do for me. I hope sirsare now gonna write fan fiction.
Okay, So I'm gonn, I'mgonna I'm gonna use in my hand and
I'm gonn to reach up. I'mgonna cress his face and say, um
my love, let's finish this.And then I'm gonna grab his head and
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I'm gonna plant on his lips.And because as I'm doing this, um,
I'm going to uh yanka change yeslight of hand once again without advantage
(44:30):
with ya. He's totally distracting,not expecting it. Oh yeah, you're
good. Good alright, alright,alright, it's a nineteen nineteen inspiration for
twenty to do it, all right? Should yes? I mean we can't
we can't live anything to go backto the nineteen if I roll this inspiration.
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Okay, NOI a nineteen all right? Um? All right, so
you said you wouldn't judge grab itthe chain? Um no, you're umm,
You're gonna have to, like youknow, we're doing a makeout thing.
So I'm so, I'm here andthen I'm curling I'm curling my well
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what the chain there? And thenand then you know, as I'm making
out, you know, putting theputting the hand around the back of the
neck and uh, trying to unclaspthe brawl just the little loopy call doozy.
Unclasping a necklace is the same asunclasping a bra in concept right in
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content on one hand, and makingout, dude, let's not assumptions about
right yeah, and I'm going forthis makeout. I'm going for like trying
not to snare ye, which isright now, He's all in okay.
I was just like, I'm juststuffing tea just in my face, so
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I don't either, you know,I'm just like drinking like brack up laughing.
Everybody's doing that thing where they're likelike eyes pouring down my chest as
I'm just like given the check.Uh you do, get it off and
he's next coming out, candy.Now you get it off his neck?
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Where do you put it um orwhat do you do? I guess I
feel like you'd like, once youget it in your head, you back
Tom. I'm no, no,it's okay. So I get off and
he's and we're like still making outand can I bring it down? And
he's not making any like sudden movements. And then I'm just I'm gonna try
(47:01):
to keep him making out of me, and I'm just gonna try to throw
it, throw it over to theboys. Yeah, I'm ready for it,
all right, So no, look, throw and catch. Yeah,
I mean I'm look. Yeah,he sees Timbo sees what he's doing to
one of you. Roller one diedtwenty as long as not a one inspiration.
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I love saying the phrase I haven'tfeels like poison set up thirteen thirteen.
Yeah, you sort of toss itto the side. No, look,
uh, I think Timbo, forhis part, just kind of grabs
it and you can just kind ofshove it in your pocket quietly. No,
I do not, Okay, Iput him in the back of holdings
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so smart. Yeah, put inabsolutely damn y um. And then he
sort of like pulls you off alittle bit and goes, won't they know
you've crawled as them now
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what? I stuff the jackett thekeyhole? Do you know what a keyhole?
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In? What sense? You chair? Look under the hat. I'm
just trying every days to extreme violenceso fast. We'll even searched his pockets.
So now we got to jam hiswhole fucking head, and the keyhole
can't scraped together gold, my soulsalready sold. Sweep you trapped under spell.
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I wish you well for creat yourown your streets. You do better
to retreat if you want it doneright. Don't hurt the night Shift.
Okay, okay, l give usthe river riddle again. I guess what.
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This didn't work something with this dude. He's he's important. Somehow My
fences are tingling. I don't know, like, and we checked his like
actual guts yet, like sauce,I'm the gross one because probably swallowed the
key probably, Okay, so Ifeel like they're both gross. I feel
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like my logic is better than youtry to jam a skull through this key.
That's all I'm saying. I meanthey are both gross up. I
don't know I have been them up. Okay, go for it. Yeah,
I just like bare handed. Justgod, just search for the key.
Just smell. Oh horrible. Imean they've been dead for a while.
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I've been curbstamping anyone investigation on himon the guts? Do you have
it something? You use this toneof voice that you're like, sure,
go ahead, but it's gonna beuseless anyway. Make the role. I
don't the morsoncere you try to bethe because one's nine. Yeah, I
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mean you rolled bad. So yes, in this case, it is useless,
but that doesn't mean it was gonnabe. It could have been really
useful. You rolled that twenty earlier, so you have like a sixth sense
about this stuff. Now, AmI finding anything in the guts? Uh?
You? Yeah, rip open itsguts, um and you find a
lot of guts and blood. Anddid you ever dissect owl pellets? In
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school? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, a little bit like that. You
find some like digested a little mouth. You loved eating mice. That was
his favorite, you know this,Michael Jackson interp he he loved eating mice
in the house. Michael Shacks riedopen his mouth. I looked under his
tongue and stuff in his cheek.I'm gonna give him a little light.
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That's the nineteen But I got aminus light to help. Okay, well,
I guess you can light. Iwas seventeen on the investigation. You
give mettle light. I think asyou moved for inspiration, as you moved
towards the head. Um, twothings, it falls off. Well,
yeah, probably that the head's alreadygone. Tom, all right, she
(03:37):
just used a little the ocular key. Oh he still attached the body.
She dragged the whole body over,put it up in it on the ground.
Okay, okay, okay. Youknow Tom gives you some light.
Helps you see a little bit.Thank you, mate. Um, but
as you're picking it up, Ido think the head kind of detaches.
It's fine. I mean I'm prettyrough, yeah phrasing, but yeah,
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absolutely after a big hands, yes, big old hands, big meaty,
a big bear, like a bigbear her somebody. It's just this is
a little buddy, ran, Yeah, it's just a little buddy like don't
even know muscily picked big candid bear. Your intention is to like open the
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mouth and look in. But you'restill so rage filled that you just like,
I'll crack it open, like youknow, I mean it's weak to
be fair. I mean, he'sdon't see my foot just go right through
the earlier kestro. I think ashe moves up to the head, you
do get a sense of like,oh yeah, actually he is getting warmer,
(04:40):
like all jokes aside, he's gettingwarmer. So he ran fine whatever,
I tried the head, did youor did you different? Different?
I mean, all right, youdidn't go I'm gonna investigate. Actually she
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did. She just rolled really badly. Yeah, sometimes it's not your week.
I don't know. Tell um um. You wrenched it open and in
its teeth. Two of the teethare gold, and they look like they're
shaped very specifically like the downside ofthe key. Almost you can grab it,
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pull it and it just starts likesliding out of the jaw. Yeah
I didn't. Great, Yeah,yeah that's what I That's what I do.
I fancy kind of gold. Ijust like throw it over my shoulder
and and so you're not even gonnaroll. Jesus perceptions him throwing the key
(05:56):
over his shoulder. He did it. I actually did it five better,
just ripped the jaw open. Ohmy god, anybody this plus inspiration gave
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it nineteen twenty actually, so umgot it? Oh okay, wait,
Tim, but I think he missedsomething that's just his that's just his rotten
teeth. This isld teeth. Thatmakes no sense. Look like this little
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mus jacket that kestrels wearing. Itdoesn't not make sense. It's a great
jacket. Look at this thing though. Great again, though, this is
I'm just gonna go and try iton the door again. Turn it and
it kind of opens from the middleand just sort of like slides out.
And you just opened the door withzombie teeth, you know. Yeah,
man, it's apparently it was akey. I thought it looked like a
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tooth too. Sorry, great thatthe thing was so coming. I'm coming
down from my adrenaline rush. Ijust I ripped that guy's jawl open.
I'm sorry. Very impressive, verygross, but impressive. Yes, yes,
you were all very press digitized allthe guts off of me that I
can only do like small little yeahyeah, clean face. I can only
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do like a little cute. Butit's for somebody else. You can only
do the face when he does himself, he's like kelp on my face.
Gay, she threw kelp on myface earlier in this adventure, and I
just clean my face. All right? Door opens, ace off. It
seems to be dark on the otherside of it. I can see,
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yeah, right, you can dartpleasure. We need like an audio drop.
Somebody screwed plants in pots? Omother, okay, and then in
(08:16):
there plants. I love plants.Try asking them something you can talk to
the try asking back. I can'tbelieve you did that. Oh all right,
(08:52):
I see plants, A couple ofcouches, and there's a desk on
the far end of the room.Okay, that's gonna chair. And you
know some books, a lot lotsof books. Us. We just see
blackness, y'all, just see completeblackness. Yeah. Do you want to
talk to the plants? You could? I can't talk to the plant.
Can you not talk to the plants? You can? I think that was
(09:13):
a joke. Oh there's like mejust ribbing on druids. I think so.
I don't think I can talk toplants. No, she can speak
with animals? Are nature? Isthere an ant on the is this room
totally dark or just dim, completelydark, okay, not doom. The
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door shut behind us as we camein. Okay, so what else?
Do? What do we hear?Because you said we were going to hear
something? Oh yeah, I didsay that, didn't I? Yeah?
What you hear is like some somesoft classical music, thinking like Vivaldi.
Anybody with me? I'm more ofa myself. Let's say, let's say
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how about that. I'll go withthat? Nice? Nice? Yeah,
he did put me into Varde.Excellent, that's it. Uh, I
think if it's all right with y'all, Timboe, just lead the way and
enter the room. Well, there'sthe voice will come on and tell us
what to do. You can't seethere's some ficuses in the corner, and
(10:20):
yeah, and some couches and itjust it just looks like a boring accountants
principal's office. That I hope theseficas don't fuck us. I got I
got it, I got it.Take it back? Uh, I'll hear
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that music play. It's quite niceto be fair, fair, relaxing lady.
What are we supposed to do inthis room? She doesn't answer.
Okay, Timmer, do you wantto Yeah? Let me just I stopped
foot in the room. Okay,yeah, step into darkness? Yeah,
is it weird, like like it'sjust is it magical darkness? It's just
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like we have there's no light fromthe room behind the spelling the light from
the room behind like die out.Yeah, so there's a magical barrier that
stops the light. That's why youcan't see in. Once you're in,
it's just dark. It's not likea magical darkness like you can see if
you put your hand out, youcan see it, you know what I
mean. Okay, I follow,I follow timbo in, but I want
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to do an arcand of check ofthe room once you're in. Once I'm
in, ok six six you thinkthat, Um, there's definitely a plant
(11:46):
energy in here. She's right,there's some You're not sure if it's a
fikus or what. Yeah, Um, you don't. Here's what I'll give
you. There's definitely a magic inthe room. I think anybody you know
with some magical sensory ability could tellthat. But yeah, yeah, yeah
we are, well everybody else's plantswizard Tower. I mean I'm gonna follow
Attiliason. Yeah, I mean,once you get into the room, can
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you see anything else? And Iguess I should. Yeah, I mean
I guess, Oh, can Imake a perception check of what I see
in? Okay? All right,seventeen. Oh that'll do it. Um.
I think from here, Kestrol,even though you don't have the glass,
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you can see pretty well half out. I think the main thing you
can see is um in that chairthat's beyond the desk. The chairs were
to face the opposite direction, youcan I think you could see just a
little bit of like a head,like somebody's head sitting in that chair,
and the chair's kind of rocking backjust a little bit. It's not really
(12:58):
making any noise, but there definitelysomebody in there, and she's doing this.
I'm fumbling with my torch and I'mgonna press it, agitize it to
create a little light. Guys,there's there's someone in the chair. There's
someone in the chair. There's adesk. There's a desk over there,
and then there's there's a chair.And hold hold on. So Castrol's whispering
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and I want all of you tomake perception checks. Getting a lost five
here, Yeah, thirteen, I'mvery perceptive about this. A non natural
twenty, got it? Sixteen?Tillius just like I like, I'm just
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four four all right. Tillius doesn'tsee it. He's he's focused on what's
ahead. Um, the other twoof you, tom as you're trying to
light this in your head some trouble. Yeah, it feels like it won't
light the way it normally does.Um, you kind of keep snapping.
But what you do see both ofyou as you sort of turned to look
at one another, is Kestril's leaningtowards the door, whispering. But you
can't hear anything she's saying. Nowshe's still in the light on the other
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side of the door, but can'thear anything. Maybe she's whispering too quiet
or something. But I didn't gointo the room. Ah, you didn't
say you did, But you're welcometo now. Oh yeah, I just
we're in. Yeah, we're in. Yeah. So I think you like
leaning in and a whisper, andthen you're like what you like? Take
another step in, and then whenyou start whispering, suddenly y'all can hear.
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Okay, I can't keep my handtorch light over here, I think
as soon as Castrol gets in andwhispers what she whispered. So she now
you haven't heal her. She's she'shear her. She's saying, there's somebody
in that room. Um what chair? Yeah, I don't. I can't
see a damn thing in here.I know, but you just have to
trust me. There's a death,Tom, I'm at a light. I
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can't get it. You know,maybe the element of surprise is good here.
So what are we surprised? Yeah, I'm gonna be a surprised.
You keep talking about to walk intosomeone in the fucking chair over there with
my How close is he? I'mstarting? Actually I can't even hear you.
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My new eagle eyes can't see anything. It's dark. I mean,
I'm just like I'm squinting, butI still can't actually make anything out.
I don't see this chair. Shespeaks of. Okay, here's what's gonna
happen behind you. Two torches onthe wall, two sconces, light hurried
down, and then I get verystartled from the flames. It's enough that,
(15:43):
yeah, I probably would, yeah, and then two more than two
more kind of that. I'm notcasting heroism yet, just just steady.
That is comforting. I appreciate that. Yep, I'm like two bro touching
thighs you know, um, yeah, all the way around you. So
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here's what I'm gonna do. Um, is there anything you would like to
do? You can see that thisperson is about to swivel the chairs or
anything you'd like to do before thathappens. And it feels like I'm dangling
food in front of Remember the plan? What plan? All right? You
want to hear what plan? Ikind of I didn't know it was a
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plan. I had a show Tunespose and I say, daddy's umu.
I walk through the plants, likeusing the old nug They were like a
(16:52):
rural plants in front of the ladiespolished. Uh, you know what we're
gonna do. We're gonna say there'senough foliage in these plants. Yeah,
you like sort of walk right throughthem. But actually you have an opportunity.
I think whereas this person turns around, you have the abouty to hide
(17:14):
you'd like, um, And Iwould say, like the default is that
you're hidden, So unless you saysomething, you're gonna be hidden. I
don't think I really need to hidethere, because I mean, everybody else
is everybody where? I feel allright? Where the fern did she go,
(17:45):
I hide in the well. Don'tdo it on my account. Who
knows? Maybe it will work.Why are you crying so much? Kestrel
(18:07):
is dead, dead till it's comforting. Tom. You gotta lock into the
plan to gay keep up. Ineed to I need to be ahead of
time. Timbo's doing jazz, theworst plan ever, like this gonna spaghett.
(18:36):
You got spaghet the picture. She'sjust behind a little fern Spaghett style.
Yeah, um, probably very muchhas expected. The person that turns
around is David in his chair,and he goes, you guys did so
good. That was amazing. Youwere so quick you ran right through it.
Huh worst Kestral, you son ofa bitch. What are you happy?
(19:03):
Now you've got her? The zombie'sgot her. She made it to
the zombie, right, she madeit. He hits a button on his
desk and here high and he stopsus up. Is Kestral dead? She
goes, she she left room three? Uh on her feet? He okay,
okay, thank you? How didshe? Where is she? Is
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this a trick? Very tricky?I know you boys that look like okay,
all right, all right, wecan salvage this did you have her
body. I could restrictor no utilioususe some spell and it burned her up
(19:48):
and the plan I get out ofmy jazz hands pos cry. Look,
maybe guys see you good fight partof the body for having Yeah, no,
I'll have her take care of that. Wow. But but okay,
(20:15):
one loss aside. Uh, thatwas kind of a speed run. Well
done. I guess we are prettygood. I'm I'm look. Keep your
chin up, kid, I'm proudof you. That was good. Did
great? Most people making that fast? Well, I don't know. This
is the first time I've had anybodydo it. No, no, he
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didn't find didn't the food except onepair? Well, yeah, all the
other foods poison us. You're notfly No, well, no, I
guess not, but you were.You know you're coming to like do mean
things. I would love it stopyou from genociding and starting war and runing
(21:00):
all right, hold on, I'mnot going to genocide anyone. Okay,
Well, making the poison that willallow other people already did that. I'm
done with that. I'm just tryingto, you know, vacation in the
Quillian aisles with my money. I'mdone with all that. That's finished.
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you welcome the Iron House Kickball turnthem out up. Next we have the
night Shift perennial losers. You know, their legs have gotten stronger, their
(24:10):
hearts have grown three times the size, and they appear to be okay.
Well, let's take a little break, ladies and gentle about and we'll be
back at five. Feel a littlestronger since the last time. We're leveled
up, even though it's been alittle while. Wow, Wow, hey
Bill, great job out there,man, you really uh well. I
know you didn't get on base today, but your effort was astounding. Great
(24:33):
job Bill. People keep telling methat I was, I was, I
was never gonna get to third baseand I I um, I didn't know
you didn't, But effort, Howdid you miss that ball? I can't
get right to you man, Imean right, gee, I might as
well use you as the ball nextto be fair about the size of the
ball. And you kicked it wasthe right time you climb up on atilius?
(24:55):
Is that legal? We look inthe room. Just pour me a
drink, okay, whatever, I'mso angry right now. My good friends
over at Rallycap took the liberty ofbrewing us a beer named after something that
will never truly understand, and thatis Victory Formation. And there's some assessment
(25:17):
to be some sort of runic symbolsof some sort from these cans. Well,
yes, uh, the good newsis a hazy i PA eight percent
alcohol by a volume. Victory Formationis very tasty, even though we'll never
really understand what it's like. Hey, it's on the fifteen to zero.
Okay, y'all, let's free.They don't have a chance for sure.
(25:41):
It's a perfect sports brew. Yes, yeah, quench the first I reckon.
When I crank out my dingers,I can just trot around the base
path and watch it with the dingers. This is the family sport we don't
want to love. American football.I get it. It's like I can
read the room. It's football.Man. Fuck, yeah, this is
(26:06):
actually great. Something happened. It'sall bump over there. Yeah, thank
delicious beer. Pelican Craft Brands distributesthis throughout the Greater Louisiana area. Always
a fan of bringing delicious craft beerto the people. To take notes of
Citrus. It's quite delicious, palate, various stute over there. Only she
(26:32):
worked on her kickball skills like she'sbeen working on her beer. Tom's fault,
he missed the ball, messed theball. You know the game works.
Why would you kicking to me anywayon the field. Back on the
field. What actually stopped? Salentand goes nothing? They rolled away the
(27:11):
ficus three minutes. Yes, Davic, I'm here. Did you believe it?
Mostly? Yeah? I feel likeRobot Lady did kind of give us
away a little bit. Yeah,I think she had you. What do
you mean you're done with it?I'm done. Look, guys, I
told you I don't want to fightwith you. I like you, and
(27:33):
that's why we came back. Yes, I made it product for a client
and he is going to use itfor some dastardly things. However, I'm
done. I'm not going to makeany product like that for I don't know.
I've got enough money for like fivelifetimes, so we're gonna be about
five hundred years. You need totell us how to stop this. M
Yeah, we can't. We can'tjust climbing a business. You can still
(27:57):
do this in five hundred years orwhatever. Like that's fine. Just tell
us how to stop this. Youalready made it. You're done, you
said to yourself, Well, youknow, i'd probably get a little of
a bad reputation to people knew thatI helped you stop the product that I
rolled off the shelf. Well,I won't tell anyone. I mean,
that could be a really good scheme. Actually, you're a hero if you
stop it. Now, hold on. I like that. Yeah, you
(28:21):
come to the rescue, you foilthe plan. Yes, I like that,
Daddy. I think there's an openspot in in the door's old tower.
Oh gross, no, no,thank you. I'll continue to stay
here. Speaking of Okay, hisdeath was that you no? Who was?
(28:45):
Of course not? Do you knowhe's the greatest magician to live one
lifetime, which is high praise.Do you know who did kill him?
Because poor Kestrel here has been framedfor his murtive I believe I do yes,
and who was it? Well,you know, being a businessman,
(29:07):
that would be very valuable product.Wouldn't you agree? Would agree information?
Sure? But you were about topay us to just get off your land,
so exactly a deal is a foot? Would you agree the payment?
Can you sense that we're getting there? Payment? Can be that information exactly
what it's going to be more thanthat, not just with that information.
(29:29):
I mean the couple pretty valuable,a couple of million names to get the
information out. Yeah, it seemsCASA were still going to learn that.
Okay, all right, all right, hard bargain, hard bargain. I'll
give you who killed it? Okay. And there's a little something about my
(29:49):
product that I left out in theprevious explanation. And it's a doozy and
if you know it, it'll helpyou create up your hand. It'll help
you save a lot of people.No, no, no antidote that would
you know it's bad for business?Yes? The fury tincture is just bad
(30:10):
for business as a whole. Um. Do we want to go? I
like, where your heads at here? Can we group together away from huddle?
Like you know the speaker McGhee isgonna be listening to us. Okay,
how would you know? That's insane. Okay, maybe she didn't know
(30:33):
Kestra was in the fish. Wecan maybe go meet over there. She
did not give Kestra away. That'sin a dead zone. Clearly no reception
over the huddle. Do you haveanything to drink or eat? I'm gonna
bring all some a couple of viddles, some tea teas be not poisoned.
(30:56):
Hue, come sound and we geta tomato with mayo, sandwich, white
bread. I really christ cut off. I was just about to say how
refined you were when I heard youorder a trailer hawk sandwich. It's not
for me, it's for it's forI want a glazed spiral cut ham like
(31:19):
I saw on that table in roomtoo that I did not get to eat
because the key to the riddle wasa pair. He's been talking about that.
Apparently I wanted something else to eat. Look, i'll bring it to
you, but it's it's there wasso much good food on that table.
It's all poisoned. You don't wantany of that, I know, but
I had to look at it,and I'm hungry. It's all I got
(31:40):
to eat was a pair. Butyou don't want that ham from that.
I don't want that happened. Ihave a hankery. Now there's your episode
name. It's a youth on this, He presses the speaker, speaking just
scones and cucumbers. How much isand ahead and bring our trailerpox amate if
(32:01):
you're good and some tea. Takea time. I'll be sorry. Let's
let us start. We walk overwhat we do? What we do?
I believe it's a fike guy.Did you did you have did you have
a plan here? What? Everyone? Well? No, okay, So
that's why I wanted to call usover right, because you know, I
(32:22):
think our original plan still has somepotential. Maybe still want to kill him,
So I'm kind of with you.So that's why I wanted to call
this right, because like, dowe don't we? Because that was a
pretty good deal. He just offered, you know, clarial name, learn
how to save the day. Butwe don't really in the threat of death.
I mean, we can always doa you know, well maybe fingers
cross type of deal. And yeah, I'm shining cross. Maybe if we
(32:47):
outwit him with fingers crossed, I'dbe a bit disappointed in him, maybe,
But yeah, it's particularly yes,maybe he really is. Did we
just say, yeah, you havea deal, we won't come back and
kill you, and then we comeback and kill him. So I like
the idea of just leaving it onthe table that we could always come back
later and kill him. If he'shere with his millions at his summer home.
(33:07):
Uh, we know where to findhim now if he gives up,
who kills it a door, Sowe can actually pursue that and figure out
how to solve that, and weknow how to stop the fury tincture.
And if if okay, just stickwith this, I have an idea,
(33:27):
I don't Okay, Okay, let'sgo, well what what if you still
go with the idea of being LadyTerros And as yeah, and as as
as we kind of like huddle overhere, you you tell him and be
like, okay, they're going totake the deal, but just so you
know, they're going to double crossyou. And that's how he believes that
(33:49):
your Lady Terros and you get onhis good side and then he's like,
yeah, then you become his confidantdouble traded our group. Okay, so
yeah, we're gonna double cross us. And I'm like, so you can
give them. You can give themthe information and then but I'll double cross
them before they can come back hereand double cross you. Yeah, I'm
(34:15):
just trying to make sure that he'sstill willing to give up the information.
But you have to be like,but heavic if if you don't give him
this information, he'll he'll know thatI snitched on you or something like okay,
okay, yes you know now.Um. Also, in all of
this, we should be clear thatI don't know that we can kill them.
Oh no, I don't think we'refeeling pretty strong, but like we
(34:37):
come back with what's his face withan asher? Yeah, we do need
to. We're never going to killhim unless we come back with an ash.
Sounds like, then we take thedeal. We play the tarots scheme,
Lady tallows tarotsos and uh yeah,we go stop this fairy tinc.
So you go and tell them thatwe tell him we've decided to take the
(35:00):
deal while we're still conversing. Isay, we tell him straight up,
and then you find a way tolike as maybe he's distributing the should I
walk over and oh, when thedrinks get here, let's talk till then,
and I'll walk over and grab drinksand flash the badge drinks vitels.
(35:24):
Also, let's squeeze a little bitmore out of them, not just two
pieces of information, like we gottaleave here with us if weapons or do
we try we want to push youtoo much? Yes, yeah, we
have to get this push all right, Davik, we got back over,
an we don't come back over andyou're we're all still talking. Yeah,
(35:47):
once you get the drinks, you'regonna go over like drink, You're gonna
flash the coin. I just Iheaded the table and start when you get
drink, Devic. We've decided totake your deal and will well, we'll
(36:07):
promise to stop hunting you, willtell we will not say a word about
your involvement with anything. Just tellus who killed Zenador? And I'm walking
over. I really still don't likeyou, but maybe maybe these two things
that you're going to give to uswill kind of not well, not totally
(36:30):
negate all the terrible things you've done, but it's on, it's like on
a good start. Well can Istop you there? I'd say three things.
Fetching red jacket, I do likethe jacket fetching. Yeah, you
can keep it absolutely. That's agood word. Thomas isn't going to need
it anymore. Do we have adeal? Are we good? Yes,
(36:55):
Let's let's go here. Let's getsome sandwiches. Do you have any magic
weapons? Let's stop, stop itstopt, You'll get your trailer box ham
sandwich. Where is the spiral cutHam? Oh there's no, there's no
spir No. I dropped my crossbowon the ground and then and then and
(37:22):
then I bent over to pick itup, and I kind of loop the
chain out of my shirt so it'shanging down and hasn't bent over. I
want to kind of look up andjust wink at h wink at Davic,
and then and then and then thenput it back in and stand up and
walk over the drinks to the restof the crew. Okay, take a
little sip of the team like,oh this is excellent, is great,
(37:45):
Davin, and we'll walk back overto Davn. Be're like, man,
where where where did you get thistea? And I'm saying, Davic,
it's me, Lady Davin. Theseidiots thought they had killed me. But
I transcend this stupid halfling body.I hate it to near. I must
get out. But first, Imust let you know they're planning on double
(38:07):
crossing you. They have no intentionof fulfilling this to you. What are
all of you doing? Well,he's doing this. I'm physically my bag
is to them, just goku scarfingfood. Yeah, the pying attention.
I'm trying. I'm trying. We'retrying to calm down, just drinking tea
(38:31):
and eating fingers sandwich. Perception,and then we're gonna make a second one.
This one will help you though,or it could help you perception or
persuasion. Perception for eighteen eighteen.All right, So Tom, what you
realize immediately, and it's important thatyou realize us, is that when you
flash this coin at him, youcan even see that it's sort of glowing.
(38:52):
Now even when you pull it outlike or when you like kind of
let it fall out or however saidit. So it goes like a little
bit brighter the closer it gets tohim, as you're walking towards him,
gets a little bit warmer on yourchest, and you notice immediately that not
(39:12):
only is it glowing, he seesit and he's eyes wide. I mean,
this is I don't know that you'veseen devic surprised in the entire thing.
This is the first time you seehim really surprised. And really he
has occasionally said, oh my gosh, I didn't know you were gonna be
here, but it always kind ofseemed like he did this looks utter shock
(39:36):
um. And it's clear to youa couple of things. One he doesn't
even know he didn't even know Arroswas dead um or or or at least
pushed out of her body. Thennone of them, and then two how
does how do you have the coin? And then once you start talking,
I think because you realize it,you get this sense of confidence and you
(39:59):
just roll. It's it's like whenyou're telling a joke and people start laughing
earlier, you just start rolling withit. So what we're gonna do is
performance with advantage, Okay, toconvince them. Um, let's see,
let's see what I got here.You do have an inspiration. Yeah,
that's why that's why I'm checking thisperformance bonus. See if it's worth it.
(40:22):
I mean no, that's it wasmy first role at thirteen. I
didn't see it. Yeah. Um, so yeah, you're a performancepiration.
No, but I I have sevenso twenty yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, your performance scoreis amazing. Yeah, I'm gonna put
my hand on his chest, likeI've missed you so much. Yes,
(40:47):
yep, I just could. Ijust I was getting character. Yeah.
Yeah, it's like one of myfavorite movies ever legitimately, Like I just
remembered the then Anastasia person, uhwhere she's like doing tryouts and she's like,
Grandma, what a specific callback,what a deep cut? Okay,
(41:20):
I think I remember, so,don't believe he told so Like Harvey fire
sting Um, Like I said,you have this burgeoning sense of confidence the
further you get into this act.Um, you stick your hand out and
he does sort of like take alittle bit of a weary You can see
he's convinced. He's just a verycareful person. And again, I think
(41:44):
this is the first time you've reallyseen him guarded, right You've seen him
on defense before, but this islike he's actually being extremely careful right now.
He takes a step back and grabsyour hand and sort of lifts it
up to his lips and kisses yourhand. Oh my god, and then
puts his hand on yours. Yeah, we're kind of watching at the corner
(42:05):
of our eyes, like holy fuck, it's working. He goes, my
dear, I'm so sorry. Ihad no idea. So what we're gonna
do now is, well, whatare you trying to do next? I
guess this is my question. That'sbeing careful. That question is here.
Here's what I'll tell you, likewithout any How does Davic respond to to
(42:30):
what Tom said? Oh, he'sfull tells about to say. You can
tell he is fully convinced you areterrorists, no doubt in his mind,
like and now we're double crossing him. He's being careful and guarded, but
he does believe you and your story. Okay, okay, So the question
is what does Tom want to dohere? He has n't convinced he's in
(42:51):
your sight? What's the move?Think you through? Think through? This
was the plan the whole time.We kind of kind of kind of shifted
(43:14):
there. There's we already fork inthe road right now, just to be
like, tell me what should Ido now? Like should I? Um?
Okay, that's true, you havehim, yeah, go bigger,
go home baby? Yeah yeah yeah, um okay. So he kisses my
hands. Yeah, banging an't expectable. I said, you gotta rmber you
(43:45):
on him He's like, yeah,bang it was like for him, yeah,
do for me. I hope sirsare now gonna write fan fiction.
Okay, So I'm gonn, I'mgonna I'm gonna use in my hand and
I'm gonn to reach up. I'mgonna cress his face and say, um
my love, let's finish this.And then I'm gonna grab his head and
(44:07):
I'm gonna plant on his lips.And because as I'm doing this, um,
I'm going to uh yanka change yeslight of hand once again without advantage
(44:30):
with ya. He's totally distracting,not expecting it. Oh yeah, you're
good. Good alright, alright,alright, it's a nineteen nineteen inspiration for
twenty to do it, all right? Should yes? I mean we can't
we can't live anything to go backto the nineteen if I roll this inspiration.
(44:52):
Okay, NOI a nineteen all right? Um? All right, so
you said you wouldn't judge grab itthe chain? Um no, you're umm,
You're gonna have to, like youknow, we're doing a makeout thing.
So I'm so, I'm here andthen I'm curling I'm curling my well
(45:13):
what the chain there? And thenand then you know, as I'm making
out, you know, putting theputting the hand around the back of the
neck and uh, trying to unclaspthe brawl just the little loopy call doozy.
Unclasping a necklace is the same asunclasping a bra in concept right in
(45:42):
content on one hand, and makingout, dude, let's not assumptions about
right yeah, and I'm going forthis makeout. I'm going for like trying
not to snare ye, which isright now, He's all in okay.
I was just like, I'm juststuffing tea just in my face, so
(46:06):
I don't either, you know,I'm just like drinking like brack up laughing.
Everybody's doing that thing where they're likelike eyes pouring down my chest as
I'm just like given the check.Uh you do, get it off and
he's next coming out, candy.Now you get it off his neck?
(46:40):
Where do you put it um orwhat do you do? I guess I
feel like you'd like, once youget it in your head, you back
Tom. I'm no, no,it's okay. So I get off and
he's and we're like still making outand can I bring it down? And
he's not making any like sudden movements. And then I'm just I'm gonna try
(47:01):
to keep him making out of me, and I'm just gonna try to throw
it, throw it over to theboys. Yeah, I'm ready for it,
all right, So no, look, throw and catch. Yeah,
I mean I'm look. Yeah,he sees Timbo sees what he's doing to
one of you. Roller one diedtwenty as long as not a one inspiration.
(47:22):
I love saying the phrase I haven'tfeels like poison set up thirteen thirteen.
Yeah, you sort of toss itto the side. No, look,
uh, I think Timbo, forhis part, just kind of grabs
it and you can just kind ofshove it in your pocket quietly. No,
I do not, Okay, Iput him in the back of holdings
(47:43):
so smart. Yeah, put inabsolutely damn y um. And then he
sort of like pulls you off alittle bit and goes, won't they know
you've crawled as them now
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