Ep 139 - SURPRISE GUEST

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Witless schools. Do I have to do everything for you?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Just hit the fucking button.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Man, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Are you Ready's Houcker. I'm sitting with Penny It Patty,
and we're coming to you live from Petty Hooker Studios.
It's fucking August first. Shit, it's been since July fourteenth
and two and a half weeks. You know, we're we're

(00:44):
we've been better. We've been better lately. Yeah, we haven't
gone months like we did so, Uh, beer bring is
a different story. Yeah, we need to figure that one out. Dude,
I do have a kid. It's it's it's a malt kid. Yeah.
I said, I want to brew a cream ale get
it ready for start a football season? Well I bet

(01:04):
you want to brew cream? Yeah, I want to brew it.
And then we got to brew a lagger soon. Yeah,
we gotta. We gotta want to kind of get away
from the multi one. So I don't want to brew
a brown and a red. I want to I want
to go. I want to get a cream l I
want to do a logger and maybe, like maybe let's
go back to it. We haven't Bewt Hooker juice in

(01:24):
like two years. We haven't done an ip or or hazy. Yeah. Well, yeah,
we need to do hooker juice.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, you know, I really think we need to source.
That's our problem. We don't have a source. Patrick closed down.
We need to go to fulsom er just I've been.
I used more beer for the last couple of ones. Yeah,
we need we need to find a source, a reliable source,
a good source.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah. I missed going up to see Patrick, and I
miss it too. Yeah, because we could get creative up there,
make our own beers if we order a kit. Dude,
there's only so much you can do.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Patrick, if you're listening, he's not. I don't think you are.
But we love you and we miss you.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
You throw a shout out on your post when you
do it like five weeks. Yeah, yeah, we throw Patrick
a shout out. But yeah yeah, so, uh, you gotta
work overtime Tomorrow. I'm heading up to Arcada. Kids got
too summer league games. Then the season's over. Up in
Arcada against the Humboldt Crabs. He's gonna play, He's gonna
play against to him as you see Davis teammates. Oh

(02:20):
that's awesome. Yeah, I wish I was going. If you
if you did invite to be a day earlier. A
day are like, fuck, dude, the rooms one hundred and
forty bucks. I go up to a fucking Dires's Breweries
up there. I know, I didn't think about it. You
know what, I've been there. We just split that cost
would have been awesome, damn it. Yeah. Then I booked
me Gavin, Ricky and my buddy Steve. We're gonna go

(02:40):
see the Cowboys Broncos in October. I know it's a
cowboy only trip. Well, I mean, dude, get the tickets.
There's more tickets in the section. It's too late now right,
I'm not said by myself. Yeah. And then I also
got to throw a shout out to my buddy, our buddy,
the beaver Man Ricky v Dude. Sorry, I didn't text
you that I was up and reading kid was playing

(03:01):
at tiger Field a couple wellot a month ago, a
little less than a month ago. But I did put
a Facebook post out because I did, you know, I
think when you text somebody, hey, I'm up here, kids playing,
I didn't want there to be obligation for people to say,
oh man, petty s here, I gotta go watch this
kid play. I put it on Facebook. People show up
if they want to show up, but he said, I
didn't see it until after you were gone, So my bad, dude, Yeah,

(03:22):
my bad. I had I should have texted you, but
uh I I threw it out on Facebook instead. Anyway,
it was a good trip up there. Kyle's ramping up
for U c D, been working out Ryan's and dude,
he's in two shows. He's he's doing two shows and
working when's his next show? I don't know the dates.

(03:46):
I want to go. Yea, is it a good one?
Matilda and I don't remember what the other one? Oh no,
he's in it's uh Mary Poppins and then Mattila. I
think Matilda, I can pop. I could be wrong. I
just go to him, like he tells me, want to
be there. I'm there fair so well. Obviously I knew
Wizard of Loss, but he's been so disengaged from doing

(04:09):
the community theater stuff in the last year that I
just know when he's going to the rehearsal. But I
don't remember what the shows are. I know, but one
of them is this one is definitely Mary Poppins. Yeah, yeah, no,
my boys.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Jack is finally back home after a summer of living
with his girlfriend because her parents were out of town.
Cameron is now going back to college. I take him
up a week from today Friday. Yeah, yeah, take him
back to Boise where he's going to be an ra.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah. And yeah, I'm gonna got it figured out. Man,
He's he's gonna like, seriously, the kids got it figured
it out? He definitely does. Yeah, he's a smart dude,
that guy's Yeah. I mean he's basically going to get
paid to live there. Yes, he's going to save so
much money, like thirty. Yeah, that's it's crazy. It's insane. Yeah,
that's pretty cool. Kids too smart to be my kid.

(05:05):
I was. I didn't need to say it. We all
know how stupid you beat me to it. Well, speaking
of stupid, fucking Jerry Jones, Oh my god, fucking Micah Parsons. Dude.
So when I first saw Michael Parsons request trade, I
just thought it was kind of like a a boy,
It's like just a ploy in getting a contract negotiation started.

(05:25):
But then he created a list of grievances that he
posted out. I'm like, literally, dude, like, how are you
Jerry Jones or Steven Jones? And this dude reaches out.
Is a j reaches out and said like, can we
start a negotiation? And they ignore it? Twenty twenty three,
twenty twenty four, and twenty twenty five. How do you
take a guy who loves being a Dallas cowboy, wants
to be there for life and turn him against you?

(05:46):
Be dickheads, be dumbasses. How do these guys like, I
know he's Jerry Jones, I understand, brilliant businessman, but this
dude has no fucking clue how to treat his stars. No,
that's fucking brutal.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
And I mentioned this to you before. It's like, the
dude paid Dak, the dude paid Zeke, he even paid CD.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
But they waited too, did and they paid him more. Right,
but the one guy that he turned his back on
is one of the best defensive players. Is better than CD,
and he's better than that. Well, he's definitely better than Dak. Yeah,
CD debatable, but right, but he's one of the best

(06:27):
defensive players at his position right now.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, and we'll probably go down in history as one
of the best defensive players.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Of all time ever. Yeah, I know. Micah Parsons is
not a dude. You piss off, no, and he was down.
He loved being a Dallas Cowboy. He wants to be
a Dallas he said it so many Ty Jones just
fucking ignores him, like how what the hell fuck at
least reply hey, at least reply go hey, we're not
there yet, but let's talk soon, right fucking reply?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Never replied, And I'll admit I love to see the
Cowboys and shambles. But at the same time, that is
a premier franchise in the NFL, and it's in the world.
It's not good for the least one most it's the
most valuable sports franchise in the entire world.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
You know, I've tore again because, like I said, I
love to see them fail. I love it as I'm
watching the Giants fail. I love it. But it's it's
it's so sad for the game of football. It doesn't
even matter. It's about human interaction. It's about right and wrong.
So what we've said it before, like I could do
just as good a job as running these franchises, is

(07:38):
these fucking schmucks just because they own a team and
they running the team doesn't make them any smarter. I've
given you the example about how we I have a
friend to like, a you know, coach, his son who
was a scout for the Colts, And I sat there
at a fucking team party and said, why did you
draft Philip Dorsett dudu? He's a fucking speedster wide receiver,
but you can't protect your fucking franchise quarterback because you

(07:59):
have no line. Andrew Lux getting beat the shit and
guess what, No, he didn't. He goes No, Philip dors said, grail,
he's a game changer. Yeah, but your quarterback's on his back.
And guess what happens. Andrew Luck retires early because he's
fucking hurt. Because these guys they overthink shit they or
they don't think of Like how do you not even respond?
There's always respond when someone reaches out to you. You're

(08:20):
a douchebag if you don't respond at least fucking respond anyway.
I'm off my I'm just it makes me does not
want to be a Cowboys fan. They started last year
with the coach search, all this, that and the other,
all these guys that wanted to be there, and he
fucking hires a douchebag that's in the system already. Now
I feel your frustration. It's it's hard to watch. I

(08:40):
think he says he wants to win. All he really
cares about is making money, and they do. But it's
but here's the thing, Like, it's like the Democrat Party
now they have gone so far woke and left that
they're alienating a lot of people who've been diehard Democrats
their entire life because they're catering to one percent of
the population, right, and they've gone so woke. So what

(09:01):
the cowboys are doing is that they're they're just proving
that they don't give a shit about winning.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Now, that's going to turn fans off. Jerry Jones proves
that he only cares about.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Making fucking money and staying in the limelight.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well and being right, that's all he cares about. He
wants to be Well. He's wrong, guy, he's wrong here.
He should step back. He should never make personal decisions. Bro,
Jerry Jones, you're a great businessman. Run the business. Let
the personnel decisions.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, but the personnel's his fucking son. Well fire him.
It's there's it's you need professional people in exactly like
you cannot it cannot be what's the word. Oh, it's nepotism. Nepotism.
It can't be nepotism when it comes to personnel anyways. Yeah,
you're right about you know what skill for twenty minutes,

(09:51):
skill is getting pissed here I've only got two but there,
well maybe he only has two. Yeah, there's only two.
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Remember by thirty you should have settled down with an
addiction that works for your lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
No second guessing. You go to work, come home and addiction.
I'm tear we meet again? What so basically saying you
work and then whatever your addiction is, that's what you
do when you're not at work. I think it's pretty true. Sports, alcohol, alcohol,
scrap looking whatever it is, woodworking, whatever yeh is, that's

(10:36):
what you do. Yeah, that's fair. I like it. It's
a good point. It makes sense. I hate you for it.
And this one is kind of a not a preview
of the Jay Dad Stoughton, the Jeremy Danny Urban Dictionary
sex term of the night for the for the new listeners,
but it definitely brings up a topic we've talked about before.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Hear it amba farting there or is one step away
from a blunkin.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'm terrible Wow, Skeletor brought it. This only did too
like he brought it. He made you think with the first. Wow,
he made you think with the first one, and then
just went straight dirty mind with the second. I mean
that could be a that's borderline Jada's Tootton territory, That's

(11:25):
what I'm saying. So if you hear my ice crunching,
we're drinking a bourbon drink and we're trying to get
hooked on bourbon. And we're we've been money with the
with the hot bourbon drinks, the uh, the apple, well,
what's the what's the other one that me and Ricky
always have with the honey and the lemon and what's

(11:45):
that one called hot toddy? So we got you on
the hot totties and then we got you on the
apple one with the cinnamon when we had Jeremy Onic Christmas. Yeah,
you like that. So we're trying to get you into
the bourbon and this So this is a very summary
bird drink. It's it's pineapple nectar, it's bourbon, it's lemon juice,
and it's soda to top off, soda water to top

(12:08):
it off. Yeah, it's solid, it's refreshing.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I like it, and I'm gonna piggyback onto that and say,
last night I had bourbon.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
All on my own, you're all grown up, and I
liked it. I did. I liked it. Gotta water you
gotta water it down, man, and I did.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
So.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I took Maker's mark right, which is decent. It's decent.
I'm not it's a good bourbon. I'm not going to
tell you it's good or bad. No, it's it's a
it's a you know, we refer to beer as a
daily drinker. Yeah, it's a solid daily drinker. Fair. It's
not one like, it's not Bib and Tucker where you
go spend you know, sixty forty fifty sixty dollars on
a bottle like it. But it's solid. It's solid bourbon.

(12:51):
I would say it's very Pete pete. It's good pete flavors.
But I did.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
I started with a two to one ratio water two
bourbon one, and then I had to increase it to
a three to one.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
And at three to one, I was like, I could
drink this all day, dude. But you're getting the notes
and you're learning to get the flavor, and then you know,
then Eventually you'll you'll go to two to one, then
you'll go to one and one, and then you'll go
to a rock and let it melt into the bourbon
and you'll be golden. And then I'll just be pounding bottles.
You'll be pounding balls. Did you say bottles?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Bottles, satement like ice balls, like give me that whiskey
and yeah, all right, man, so we're heavy. U. I
found a shit ton over the last two weeks of
crazy sports stats. Okay, so this one isn't really crazy,
but it's more factual, So I don't really you know,
we're not gonna go anything prior to nineteen the nineteen fifties,

(13:51):
but we're gonna go to nineteen sixty beyond major league baseball,
So the nineteen So nineteen sixty to sixty nine. Can
you guess who had the most hits in Major League
baseball from nineteen sixty to nineteen sixty nine. If you
had to guess, I'm gonna give you a clue. He

(14:12):
had exactly three thousand hits for his career, exactly three
and he passed away right after he got a three
thousand hit in a plane crash. Going to his name
Roberto Clemente. He had eighteen hundred and seventy two. Eight.
I can't really read it because there's a graphic in
the way. But eighteen seventy two or eighteen seventy seven,

(14:33):
nineteen seventy to seventy nine, who had the most hits?
I mean, you got to think about this, like if
you think about who had who played in that era,
and who has like some of the most hits in
major League history. Molitary out, No, that's tho. They were
more eighties. Yeah, probably, So who has the most hits
in all time baseball? P Rose? P Rose nineteen seventy
seventy nine, he had two thousand. He had two thousand

(14:54):
and forty five hits from seventy to seventy nine. Wow,
it's dude, that's two hundred a season. Okay. Now, nineteen
ninety to nineteen ninety nine, we've talked about him recently
in a No. Nineteen ninety to ninety nine, each row
is two thousands, dude, So nineteen ninety to ninety nine,

(15:16):
this person, this person had seventeen hundred and fifty four hits.
He also led the Major League Baseball in doubles. We
talked about him a couple of weeks ago. It's not
Tony Gwen. He's the slump buster. He's the guy that
talked about having a slump buster. He was a cub,
not known for his power, but just a good hitter.
First Baseman, Mark Grace, Mark Grace. Yeah, so okay, and

(15:41):
then you you named two thousand to two thousand and
nine eachier Row He had two thousand and thirty hits
from twenty ten to twenty nineteen. I think this one's
going to surprise you. Who had the most hits. He
had sixteen hundred ninety five hits from twenty ten to
twenty nineteen. Second basement, Bigio, No, that's too late, Yankee,

(16:04):
somewhere ou Robinson canal dude. So just to show you
the change in hitting, Oh yeah, just slightly under seventeen hundred,
whereas each euro of the decade before had over two thousand.
But I guess you know Robinyut and Mark Grace. Oh wait,
did I do? I didn't do eighty to eighty nine.
I skipped it. No you eighty eighty nine, seventeen thirty one? No,

(16:28):
I skipped from seventies to nineties, I skipped so nineteen
eighty eighty nine was Robin you out, and I say seventies,
said to seventies. I don't know why, but I saw
it so close I skipped Robin out. Yeah, okay, you're right,
because in the nineties was Mark Yeah. Yeah, so okay,
So this next one in two thousand and two, five
that was on the list. Yeah you were right, this
wrong decade. Yeah. In two thousand and six, all thirty

(16:51):
Major League Baseball teams hit at least two fifty five.
In twenty twenty four, only five Major League baseball team
has hit two fifty five. We've covered this topic. We
don't need to get into it. But yeah, it's just
it's so different. So this so this one strikes home
with me. It's an angel. And when I was little,

(17:11):
first going to baseball games, like I knew, like I
was five years old, I didn't know much about baseball,
but I knew Frank Tanana, and I knew Nolan Ryan,
and I knew a handful of Angels. But like it
was like Frank Tanana, Nolan Ryan, They're like they were gods.
Like they both threw like super hard. Frank Tanana dude, lefty, lefty,
but he was an Angel mostly in the seventies and whatnot.

(17:33):
Nineteen seventy seven, he tossed fourteen straight complete games. His
pitch count for each one was unofficially, you can keep
your candy asses in the bullpen. That's what the meme says.
Fourteen straight complete games, pitch count didn't matter, No, just

(17:53):
fucking I love it. This one's another frequent flyer on
the podcast, Barry Bonds. You can pick any two players
to ever play in Major League Baseball, any two you want.
Oh yeah, I know exactly where this is going. Barry
Bonds has more MVP awards than both of them coming combined.
Any two, any two, Baby fucking lou Gary, like any

(18:17):
of them, anybody, anybody. You can't find two dudes who
have more MVPs combined than Barry fucking bod And that's
why I say, who gives the ship? He's a full
of famer dude. Get stupid. The baseball riders like, did
you hear?

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Like Eachi Row even had Oh he says something to speech.
One motherfucker that did not vote for him.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
And it was out of principle because he didn't think
he was as good as somebody else. It was unanimous
he didn't want to be unanimous. Dude, get off your
fucking high horse of these writers, fuck the riders. They
only have a job to report on the players, and
then they're telling who's great or not. Get the fuck off. Yeah, no,

(19:02):
I agree, it's yeah, it's I just always we've covered
this topic. Don't understand the egos on they're fucking assholes.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah, if you're on the BBWA, let's have a conversation.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Please call me. We'll send those motherfuckers tore the j dunt.
I'm the hooker. Fucking hit me up. Let's have a discussion.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I'd love to have a intelligent conversation with you, all right,
tell me this one your.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Thoughts, ocause they don't have thoughts. They're fucking assholes. Assholes
don't have thoughts. All right, So forget launch angles, forget
the eggs of velocity. Strip the game back to its essence,
bat and ball, mind and moment, and one number still
echoes with an almost mythic reverence. I love this. Joe

(19:50):
DiMaggio struck out only thirteen times in five hundred and
forty one at bats in nineteen forty one. Yeah, thirteen
in a full season. It wasn't a fluke, a statistical
hiccup from a guy who poked singles and played it safe.
This was Joe fucking DiMaggio, the Yankee Clipper, a man
who made pictures pay, who punished mistakes, who hit with

(20:14):
precision and fury, all in one smooth, majestic swing. And
here's the part that turns a jaw dropping stat into
something bordering on the surreal. DiMaggio hit three hundred and
sixty one career home runs and only struck out three
hundred and sixty nine times in his entire fucking career. Insane, insane,

(20:36):
I fucking stupid. Did you see that one? Yeah, I've
seen not that exact, but I've seen so for a
guy who hit that many home runs to strike out
that few, like Tony Gwinn struck out more than that,
but he played more seasons but didn't have come near
the number home run no batting average better. But yeah,
I have held on to I don't know why, personal

(21:00):
bias against Joe Demagia. You've exhibited that on this podcast before,
right when I named him one of the best baseball
players of all time or something. I don't remember what
the top top five I don't think he's one of
the best ever. He is definitely one of the greatest.
I don't remember what the topic was that night, but
I mentioned him and you were not a fan. He's
like a top twenty five guys. Joe DiMAGE not the dude.

(21:23):
Bang Joe Demagia, the dude, Bang Maryland fucking Monroe. Dude,
you gotta get Maybe that's my bias. Maybe I don't know.
I want to dislike him so bad, but I cannot
refute his statistics. I cannot. The dude was insane. Yeah,
so the go ahead.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
His his contact like he was like I don't know,
like not striking out and again again dude.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Hit fifty six two. It's just fucking insane what he did. Yeah,
with a bat insane. I think people will stop caring.
But within about Joona Manage at this point last one,
I think people have stopped caring what I think about anything. Well,
you know what it is is that you repeat the
same takes. That was a different take, No it wasn't it. Well,

(22:15):
but you your stance is like like just before you know,
with the launch angle and the averages, like oh yeah,
well you'll hit this, you'll hit the same take multiple times.
I didn't I didn't go into my dis like. I
just said, like, you know, I hate it, Yeah, exactly,
all right, last one. So Pete Rose could return to baseball,
go seven fifty for seven fifty, and Tony gwyn would

(22:38):
still have a higher career batting average Pete Rose iver
four thousand fo Yeah. Anyway, they're fucking greats. You know,
it is what it is. But all right, man, so
enough of the stats. With the heat, the studios a
little warm, we got a ship ton of fans going
a lot of lights. We got Angels game on. You're

(22:59):
not watching anything, but I'm watching the Angels. We got
to pay for the electric bill. Still owe some guests
some money. I really haven't been on top of that,
but still looking for some of the sponsors to pay up.
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(23:20):
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Speaker 4 (24:24):
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time to inurnate, So why don't we pause it up.
We'll come back and we'll hit our two top Well,

(24:53):
we're gonna start calling the top ten because we have
a new format which we'll get into and we get back.
We've been doing it the last episode or two, and
so we still on the top fives with let's each
it's it's the top tens, but each get five, we
each get to pick five. We'll get into it later.
Pause that motherfucker, and we're back, just in time for

(25:38):
another edition of our top five lists. New format for
the top five lists, though instead of us each name
in our top five five down to one, we're just
both going for it and we can't do any repeats.
So in the past my number five has maybe been

(25:59):
hooked is number one or two, or we've had the
same number three. This is just so it makes us
come up with more possibilities and we can't repeat them.
So it's really becoming a top ten list, but where
he's just contributing five. So number one for the night
on our top five slash ten list is going to

(26:22):
be the top five father son combos in sports confused,
I said the top one, of the top five, of
the top ten, whatever, it's the top ten father son
duos and professionals. When I think of you sometime and

(26:43):
I want to spend some time with you, the du.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
We can beg it.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
If with you conplet me?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, little theme music there music, So all right,
hook goes against my better judgment, but we always start
with you. Who is one of your top five father
son duos in sports history? I I I know who

(27:17):
i'd go with if I were you. This might surprise you,
all right? Oh, is he gonna go hockey? No? But
there are several there. Oh there's the bunch. Yeah, but
this one might surprise you, all right. The Earnhardt's dude,
that's a good one. Dale and Dale Junior. Yeah, I'm sorry, Yeah,

(27:37):
I alright. So here's what I'm I went motorsport. It's
fucking fantastics are amazing. Well and dellahar Earnhardt Junior's rise
came after Pop's past. Yeah, in a very tragic fucking
accident which we all watched. Yes, I mean I don't
watch a lot of Nascar. I don't know I was
fucking watching that day I saw that shit happen. Yeah,

(27:58):
it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Actually watch NASCAR as a child, I don't watch it
now I'm into f one as an adult because it's
more technical. Yeah, I find that could be a NASCAR
driver turning turning left.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
The entire race sounds easy. It's not until everybody's going
two hundred miles an hour and you're all like five
inches from each other. Yeah, like they are way better
than I could ever hope, No way. But it's just
not my cup of teeth. No, dude, it's harder than
it looks. It looks easy on watching it on TV.
It's not easy.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah, hearts, that's God, that's my number one there. I mean,
there are so many other rights.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I get it, man, I'm gonna get it number So
I'm gonna I'm just we talk about them all the
time and Dad was an angel at one point too.
But I'm going with Barry and Bobby Bonds. How do
you not have the Bonds? I thought that would be
your number one? I have them. See this new format,
we don't want to lose our guys. So I've got
to like, I'm going. I may not like I'm going

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my number one, like or what of they not being
not my number one? But I'm stealing it from you.
And that's that's how I'm handling this new format. Here's
the thing. If you didn't say them, they were my
number two, right, So if you and didn't say them,
they would have been Most people do not know that
Bobby Bonds was an angel. They would have been my

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number one if you'd have gone first and didn't take them.
But I had the first pick. Although I love your
earn heart pick, I would not have taken them with
I went first, I would have went Bonds. All right,
So who's your Who's who's next on your list? Who's next?
All right? I'm gonna go with the Mannings. Yeah, dude, huckey,

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I mean so just the two of us. Sometimes there's three, Yeah,
I mean and both I think the Suns out? Did
Archie Archie played on a shitty team, for sure? Archie
was Archie was fucking great though he was good. If
Archie had been put on a solid team, much better
at a quarterback that he was. But have you even
got Cooper who was you know cuts his career was

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cut short by an neck injury. They say he was
the best athlete. He was the best athlete of all.
You know. The funny thing is our next top ten
list could also possibly have Yeah they could. Yeah, all right, man,
So god, there's so many to so many.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Because also all they need to be is professional athletes. Yeah,
it doesn't mean they have to be great, I'm but
the duo together is all right man, So I'm this
is a Homer pick, you know, are they are?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
They the top five? Like both like one's a Hall
of Famer. One is very very very good. But I've
got to go with Vladimir and Vladimir Junior, the Guerreros.
I mean, vlad was an angel, and I love that dude.
First first first, like never many Angels who have been
in the Hall of Fame, but they didn't go in

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as Angels because the Angels have always been one of
those teams like where they get him later in their career, right, yeah,
Don Baylor, I don't I don't know if Don Baylor
is a Hall of Famer, but Don Baylor played for
the Angels for a long time, you know, like and
Tim Salmon, great angel, Garrett Anderson, great angel. Like they're amazing, amazing,
amazing players, but they're not Hall of Famers. But Vladimir

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Guerrero went in as an angel, and Rod Carew another
one Hall of Famer. He's a twin because he played
for them, but he was an angel for a very
long time. Vlad Sor Yeah, Vlad Senior went in as
an angel. He was the first.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
They were next on my list, and you're going to
take him Sacross. I knew you were going to take him, so,
but they were on my list and I love that
they should be.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, absolutely, So who's your third pick? So my third pick?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Now, I'm going back and forth here, I'll go a
little bit more Homer.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, you're gonna go to the mccaffreys, aren't you. Absolutely not.
Goddamn Okay, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Go a little bit more Homer, even though I think
that the other one, the ones I'm considering w my next,
but I think they're gonna be on your list too.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
But I'm gonna go with the Curries. Yeah, I can
see that one. I have them on my list too.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, Steph is gonna go down to history as a
the greatest shooter of all time.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I didn't even put them on my list because I
knew you'd have him be one of the greatest players.
There's a third who's just an average and then the
Dad del Curry on the Charlotte Hornets he was good.
Wasn't the Milwaukee Buck too. I think he played for
a couple of teams, might have been. Yeah, he was.
He was one of the best three point shooters of
his era. Yeah. I mean he went toe to toe
with Larry Burden. Yeah. Posit up, posit up?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Man? So uh, I think maybe you guys could hear
the phone call coming in, and that's why my wife
was calling. All of a sudden. It was like and
I'm like a paus pause hook and she calls me
and she says, someone's at our front door. I think
it's the the neighbors. I'm like, all right, well call Kyle,
he's in the house, just tell him to go get it.
And all of a sudden, someone comes go to the
garage door and fucking Ricky d walks in. Rookie d

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D is in the fucking house.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Your boy Ricky D in the place.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
And you just missed our sponsor of the night, doctor
Rix Cleveland Steamer Machine. And I even said, like, ah,
I wish Ricky was here.

Speaker 9 (33:33):
Off off off air, but don't go wrong with the
You're gonna love the Twitter files tonight and you're gonna
be a very solid You're much better contributor to the
Twitter file to night than Hooker is.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Going to be. I'll tell you that it's probably political.
It's political.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I'm on the spot now, all right.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
So so, uh, Hooker just named our number five out
of ten. All right, So but let's get Ricky caught up.
So we're naming the top five slash top ten, whatever
you want to call it. So now it's gonna be
like father son duos in professional.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Sports, some of them are threesomes. Well, it also made
up be not necessarily father son. It could be mother son.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, mother daughter, mother daughter, father daughter yeah, father daughter yeah.
So it could be.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Parent child's that's what we're looking for. And so I
went number one, and I took the Earnhearts.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I went with the Bonds number two. My number two
was the Mannings. My number two was the Guerreros. And
then my number three, which is where we left off
right before you walked in. Amy's call, was the Curries.
So I was going to follow up, and I'll name
my next one. And it's really hard not to name

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the Griffies. When the kid was literally like a year
or two older than us when he broke into the
league and he's playing no. So none of these guys
really here can say that they played with their fucking dad,
this mother, this fuck. These fucker's played together, and that's
the coolest part about it. Did the Bonds play together? No? No, no,
But Bobby Bonds was way done. But the Griffies, the

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Griffies probably played at the same time, on the same team,
in the same outfield. So my number, my number three
pick out of the ten is the Griffies.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Griffy got grounded.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, because he stole the ball from his dad. Yeah,
all right, Ricky, I need we need to come in
hot here. So he's gotta go with his one two. Well,
he's also limited what's left, but he's got three to go.
Let you You wouldn't let him name three.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
And I'm gonna say, because.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I got to pick somebody, pick pick when we have a.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Pick, I wasn't here when you established those.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
It's okay, pick one, we haven't picked.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I might as well just jump off the page with
Lebron and Brownie.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Fuck you lost, you leave, get you're out. There's no
funk that Brownie's or two NBA fucking points. You get
the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Hey, Lebron is one of the best basketball players. Yeah,
and they played together.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I understand whatever. I see what he's saying. No, they
both so the president. We said with the brothers the
brothers last week, they both had to be good. We
couldn't say cal Ripkin and Billy Ripkin because Billy Ripkin
fucking sucked.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I can't believe you guys got a baseball car bro.
You guys are got all triggered on that. A couple
of snowflakes up in here.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Huh Jesus Christ, dude, you need to name a legit one.
All right, So, how like I said, I I don't
like it, but I respect it. Said, he's just fucking
trying to trigger us. And it's a horrible pick because
James's done Ship. Both have to have done something. He's professional.
That was the rules a professional professional athlete. If that's
what you're going to bring to the cast all, a

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professional athlete, and he fucking met it. So you're never
gonna hear me defend the James I am right now,
and that pick, I understand. I'm not even going to
count that one.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Go again, Rick, all right, how about how we and
Chris Long.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Fucking dude, that we're on my list, that you stole one.
All right, we'll let you go again. I mean, come on, dude,
Howie Long alone is a fucking beast. Howie time, well done,
But Chris Long was very very good, fucking offensive linement.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
All right, how about I'm gonna steal another one from
Hooker Hook? How about Bobby and Brett Hull?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yep, oh nice, they're on my list too, Well done.
You know I love the hockey, all right, I know
there's another one you can steal from him, right now?
Well done.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I don't know, man, he's done so much pressure now
all right, well well now we're caught up.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Now we're all at three. Well we're not counting Lebron.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
He doesn't want to.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
That was bullshit. Now let's count it, all right, we'll
count it, all right, So you're up, hook and.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
It's he just doesn't want me to steal anymore.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
But yeah, hey, I'm on your side here. I'm saying
that counts like I feel. But I understand why you
did it.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I think our list center will agree. I understand why
you did it. All right, who's your next huck?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So this one might surprise you? All right, I'm gonna
go with the Sanders.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Is that worse than the Brownie pick?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
That's pretty I'm just saying it's the thing. Bro Sadr
is gonna play in the NFL for a while. He
hasn't even played yet. He's not a professional, he's not
professional athlete. I'm just saying, though, all right, if you're
gonna die on that hill, I'm gonna take the fucking
McCaffrey's because they are actually legitimate fucking football players. Oh

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for sure. I heard a stat today would listening to
one of my fantasy podcasts. You know that Luke McCaffrey,
the brother of Christian and the son of fucking Daddy McCaffrey,
Ed Ed. I know his fucking name. He was the
number fourth four ranked receiver in fucking separation per route.
We know you know Daddy McCaffrey's name because you called

(39:03):
him daddy.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Did you say Luke or Daddy.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Luke McCaffrey mconkey, which is also another no relation to
Ed mcconky. I always thought that they were Phil, Phil,
Phil McConkie, philm But that was Ed McCaffrey. Yeah, all right,
so you're up, hook. I'm just I'm trying to I

(39:25):
met Ricky. Sorry, So.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I'm not sure if this is there's a relation here.
I think there is. How about well, you know what,
let's just stay with stealing uh hooks. I'm not a
big hockey guy, but I'm a big fan of messing
with hook So how about.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Gordie you already did? Oh you know.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Gordie, Mark and Marty.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, I like it. That's your four. Yeah, it's good.
It's good. Hook who's your last one? So I'm a
bit tone tone torn on this one. I've got like
three that I really want to say. I really want
to say. Yeah, there's so many good ones, dude, there's

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a ton left.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
I'm gonna go back to the NFL, all right, I'm
gonna go with the Matthews.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah. That's a fucking solid one. That was my next one. Yeah. Yeah,
the hockey you are with Clay and Clay Senior. Bruce, Well, Bruce, No,
Bruce was uncle. Clay Senior was the linebacker for the Browns.
Clay Junior was the linebacker for the Packers. The family.
Bruce was the uncle for the the He's the greatest mouth.

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He's the Mathew Matthews brother. Dude, Clay Senior played like
eighteen years in the NFL as a linebacker. He was legit,
the Clay Matthews.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, that's a legit.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
You could just say that, the Clay Matthews.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I think they might both end up being so famous.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
I can't see how they will. Yeah, they're fucking senior.
Isn't he already? I don't think so. But he might
be a legacy one. He's one of those guys. He
was just a solid NFL player.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
No I thought he got inducted.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I don't know how many fucking Browns players were that good. Well,
that was a different era Browns. Browns before the Bravens
went and did their thing. The Browns were good.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Well, they just always got robbed by Elway.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Well we're not talking about Bernie Kozar, We're talking about
fucking Auto, fucking Gray Brian. Yeah, anyway, we're going to right,
so mine my last one, and I'm going to steal
it from fucking Hooker again. I was a huge Lakers
fan in the eighties and this guy joined the Lakers.
I think he came from the Spurs, but he joined
the Lakers in eighty six and was a fucking hour

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forward kind of backed up Worthy came into a good
bench player, but he spelled Michael really weird m y
c h A L.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Michael Thompson has a pretty good fucking son. His name's Clay.
Have you ever heard of him? The Thompson's baby. But
I'm all about stealing hookers.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I got bars and also have a baseball player too.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, and he played for the Dodgers. Yep, the younger
brother of Clay. Yep. That's right, that's right. It's kind
of like the Miller's Reggie and Cheryl. Cheryl Miller and
Reggie Miller had a brother that played for the Angels.
Oh yeah, that's right, Daryl Miller.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, I mean, but you said, I'm just rewinding here.
You said you like stealing hookers.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well, I like to steal hookers and I like to
steal hookers picks. It's two different things, but the same words,
just different things. Yeah, all right, hook Ricky, you're going
to close it out before we getting more honorable mention list.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
I'm just grapping, grasping at straws here. But it's kind
of a cool one. They both had the same total
of home runs for their career. Oh yeah, Cecil, Oh the.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Prints yep, I have them on my list. Yep. So
I went to an Angels game ninety eight after they
had renovated the stadium and do its current configuration, and
they used to in the third inning, I think it
was whatever inning it was, they'd have a little kid
announced the batters that inning, and this little girl, cute
little fucking girl that gets up there and she was

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cecil Fielder was coming up and now bounding for the Angels.
Cecil Fielder. It was so cool. Anyway, he was an
Angel for a break. You had to be there.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
That's an odd, odd memory.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, it was there, It was. It was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I thought it was probably pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Cecil field the honorable mention hook, who's an honorable mention
for you? The Ka Chucks? Yeah that I honestly would
have traded them out for the Sanders of the Matthews.
Sanders was a bad pick. Dion was great, dude. But
and why you just like to be controversial, all right? Man,
So we're we're dragging this one out a little bit.

(44:12):
But how about the fucking Alamarsh, Felipe Sandy and Maddie
the else? Yeah? The oh, I said, Ala Mars?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
But who was there? Was the catcher too. It was
Sandy Alomar's senior junior. Then there was the other catcher,
but who Roberto Alomar? The second basement for the blue Jays,
No Indians, Well then the blue Jays or vice versa,
I don't remember which. Yeah, and then you want to
go basketball. There's another obvious one.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, I mean I was gonna do uh Rick Berry
and Brenton Berry.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yep, that's a good one that's on my list. How
about the Waltons, Bill and Luke I thought about it.
How about r Vetus and Demontes Sabonis mass Absolute so mad.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Here here's a weird one, which you're gonna think like, oh,
it's all brothers.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
But the dad did actually have some professional The rib says,
oh the boat Okay, with the Ripkins, I mean, I
don't know what the dad did as a as a ballplayer,
but he was a manager, right, yeah, but he so
I looked into it earlier.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
The Ripkins obviously the brothers Cal and Billy, Right, but
then Cal sr. Did have a professional but he was
a good man career, but he was a he's known
for being a manager.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh, so here, here's here's one you guys know how
I do this ancestor stuff all the time, right, So
I found out a year or so ago, I think
I told you this. You might not remember, but so
I had a like a great uncle named Otto Dnning
that played in the majors for you know, I don't
know a couple of seasons, but they had He had

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a nephew named Chris Borges, Chris Borgius, and his son
Peeked Boy, she was an Angel played for the Angels. Yeah, okay,
so they you know, So that's an honorable mention. That's
kind of close to me a little bit because.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
But so, remember I always tell the story how Kyl
and Ryan's first Angels game in Angel Stadium was happens
to be Mike Trout's debut. Yes, so the night before
we were watching the Angels game at my mom and
dad's house and Peter Borges hits a ball to the
gap stretches, you know, so he's round in first and
he was the starting center fielder for the Angels at

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the time, and he halfway from between first and second,
pulls a hammy. He's out, gets pulled out of the game.
They call Mike Trout up that night. Next day Kylin
Ryan's first Angels game, Mike Trout's debut because Peter Borges
pulled his hammy.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Dang talk about separation.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yeah, it was fucking cool. I love Peter Peter. We
called him speedy Pet. He was fast. Dude, could fly.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
See it's in the family.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
It is fast, all right, man.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
So I once ran out of my pants.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
You did, and that's another story for another time. All right, man,
So we got we got one more list, and we
haven't told you what it is yet. I'm going to
play this segment music, but it is the top five
or ten, however we want to do this nerdiest athletes
of all time. Here's our segment music. All right, so

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top ten for twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, whatever it comes
out to be nerdiest athletes of all time, current or past.
So I'm going to start this time. Well, Ricky gets
up to speed because he didn't he wasn't going to
be here and he didn't get a chance to research it.
But I'm adding a little caveat to this one because

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this is a tough one. I might go fictional sports.
Oh so you're gonna you're gonna get I'm gonna be
Hooker on this one, I'm gonna buck the system. So
my first pick is a fictional sports character who is
a nerd by choice. He played the role of a nerd,

(48:31):
but he wasn't really a nerd. He was just a
gambling addict who once fixed a college game and then
couldn't do it, and he decided to hit the bucket
instead and owe these gamblers a lot of money. But
he'd show up to the courts to hustle people looking
like a fucking nerd. And that's none of them. Billy Hoyle,
Billy fucking Hoyle from White Man can't jump. He's one

(48:54):
of the top ten nerdies athletes of all time. That
dude can hoop.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
It's not even a real person.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
No, but well what he Harroson is I understand what
you did there? I do? I went, I went full
hooker mode. I like it. Billy Hoyle, Billy Oyle, all right,
Ricky you go? Now here's you want to go? Yeah,
Ricky go, Ricky.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I don't know for me, just the remember him back
to like the eighties watching basketball.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I know you're going.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
We saw, we saw always make fun of him.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
He was on the Lakers go three two one three,
two one fucking still mine, dude.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Dude, that's like me and my friends, my buddies back
the day that I mean, we would just make fun
of that guy all day long.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
And so he's probably not a nerd. You just had
the glasses, the glasses and then the tight shorts like that.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Well they all were short.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
But this that guy was an enforcer back. That guy
was the Dennis Rodman and Draymond Green of the eighties
with offensive.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
With less offensive prowess.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, that's what he was. He was the great tite
the Lakers. That was That was kirk Rambis's game. Kirk
Rambus was an obviously under your skin. He could rebound
and he could pass, and that is Dennis Rodman and
that is Draymond Green. He just wasn't as athletic as
Dennis Rodman or it wasn't as tenacious, I don't think.
But no, I think he was very He was tenacious

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right all right, in a different way. But yes, k
I like it. I was gonna I was gonna actually
put on my list, all right, So who's up before
you hook? I'm gonna also go with a Laker. Yeah,
and this guy, maybe he doesn't fit the the dork,
nerd whatever of the Look what we think right as

(50:42):
as Americans as.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
White dudes, as American white dudes.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Wow, but this guy was one hundred percent of dork.
Is he the Sydney Sweeney or the NBA Kareem abdul Jabbar?

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Does he have good jeans?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Kareem abdul Jabbar, criminal del Jabbar? Just because he wore
the goggles? No, he's maybe I'm basing it off of
what was that show on? No, he's got a weird
he's got a weird quirk about him. Yeah, he's very quirky,
like he.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Was very in tune with all Uh, who's the who's
the guy? Yeah, like the actor. I don't know the actor,
but the show Kung Fu.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Bruce Lee, Oh, the white guy, Yeah, James Kit.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
He had that zen stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
That's also he was. Also he also had a geeky
movie or show that he was big into. So yeah,
I get it. Definitely a giky, dorky, I get it, nerdy,
whatever you want to call it. So I'm going to
go back to the NFL, of course, And how would

(51:55):
you like that? You're the geekiest fucking dude in the world.
Kirkuk Cousins. That dude is a he's a good fucking quarterback.
He's a fucking knob. You know, you're right, Kirk Cousins
is a fucking geek. But I'll tell you what. He's
a good fucking quarterback, but he's a geek.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I like that. He's awkward.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
They got that video of him putting the chain on
on the plane.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah, I think he embraces Hiss. But the dude shops
at Coles. All these other guys are shopping at like
all these fucking high price he shops at Coals.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
He doesn't have to be a nerd to shop at
Cole No.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
My point, when you make millions, Yeah, yeah, I think
he's just smart with his money. But I hooked Ricky,
you're up.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
How about how about Tim Duncan.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
So a lot of people say Tim Duncan was nerdy. Yeah,
so you don't look at him and seeing he's nerdy.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
But he's like I thought, even just his playing style
was a little reserved and kind of like, you know,
he's never out there, right, And then I hear he
was like a StarCraft fan, which is like some nerdy
video game. He's like a gamer.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I agree, there you go back on them. Definitely on
my list. Yeah you looked at Hooker and he started
getting a little faint.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yeah, I'm not used to I'm not having things close
to my mouth.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I'm definitely not nerdy. Nothing shaped that way anyway. All right,
So my turn, my turn, Oh your turn, Jesus Christ.
I'm bad. I'm bad, all jacked up along the lines
of video games dorky.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
If you consider video games dorky, right and nerdy, this
guy fits the bill. Current NFL player Kyler Murray.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Well, dude, it has been known to play video games,
specifically Call of Duty when it gets released. And I
mean there is evidence.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
I'm not saying the correlation is causation, right, but there
is evidence that whenever a Call of Duty comes out,
go down.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
But he's a dork for it. It makes him a dork. Yeah,
he's not visually a dork. So that's where it's a
weird kind of dilemma. Why is he not visually a
dork because he's a black guy with like I grew
up in the Revenge of the Nerds era, So a
dork is a white dude with fucking glass lamar and
Revenge of the Nerds was a dork. It was it

(54:25):
was just being an outcast, being awkward. I don't look
at Kyler Murray's being awkward.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
He does have a weird shaped head.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, but you could be a geek for your interest too,
And that's where you're going with that. You don't look
at Kler murraygo number one picking baseball, fucking first round quarterback.
You don't like that guy's a geek, but his interests
make him a geek. You don't have to be. Well,
that's what I'm listen to. What I'm saying. I'm saying
is that you have the visual geek, and then you
have the guy whose behaviors are a geek. He's a

(54:53):
behavioral geek. That's what I'm trying to say to you. Okay,
So I don't care how good we We talked about
these guys earlier. They were a father son duo. But
Eli Manning is a fucking geek. He is cool dude,
and he's funny, but he's a fucking geek. I wouldn't
I wouldn't say he's a geek. I'd say he's a dork.

(55:14):
He's a dork. There you go. I think it's it's
the same he's a dor well, dork. Fanning is kind
of a dork too. I would I would say they
make they make the sibling dork list. I wouldn't say
they're geeks. I'd say they're dorks. They're dorks. There you go.
I think there's a fine line betwere a geek and
a dork. But I don't know. Yeah, I don't. I

(55:37):
don't know. There he's on. He's on the spectrum. He's
a dork.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
He's on the spectrum.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
And you know what, motherfucker is way more famous and
has way more money than I ever have, So maybe
I should be a fucking dork. Yeah, you're in your
own way. No, I'm a piece of ship. I never
said that. Hey, Ricky, Ricky, who's who's.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Council session right now? Or you want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
No, we don't people eat pieces of ship like for breakfast.
I think he's had too much bourbon. I was trying
to can't handle the bourbon. So some guys can't handle.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
So this one's kind of along the lines of somebody
who doesn't look like a nerd.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
In your last one, Tim Duncan, well.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I mean Tim Duncan kind of looks nerdy.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I agree with he does a little bit.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
But this guy, you would never guess that he was
a NASA intern and an MI T Fellows in the
NBA plays for the Boston Celtics. Jaden Brown smart nerd.
Dude looks like I mean, if you want to talk

(56:48):
about what he looks like, he looks like a badass.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah, but he's a fucking nerd because he's smart. Yeah,
so nerds can be smart, geeky, dorky, yeah, all the above.
Like it's just a fin like your definition of a
nerdy be whatever it wants to be. Think. I think, yeah,
he's an intelligent nerd. Nerds. Nerds are smart.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Nerds could kick your ass maybe.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Yeah, or or or screw your girlfriend. I don't know
how to describe it. That was the movie.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
It's one of those things when you say the word
and you picture a person they kind of fit that.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Description, right, Yeah, alright, So who you got next? Maddox?
Oh dude, no doubt. Greg Maddox was a geek. He
was a fucking talented, motherfucking geek. He was a geek.
I would say, a nerd. Yeah, he's a nerd. He's
a nerd. He's a nerd. So that was your third yes, okay, no, no,

(57:47):
no doubt. He was like chickstick the long ball. That
commercial makes him a nerd. He's a nerd. Alright, So
I'm I'm gonna go fucking Hooker again, and I'm going
fial sports characters. Have you ever heard of a hockey
team called the Chiefs? The fucking Handsome Brothers were fucking knobs.

(58:08):
They were badass knobs. Those guys looked like fucking geeks.
They were geeks, nerds whatever. Handsome Brothers, Baby Jesus, that's crazy.
I'm just trying to spin the ship. I notice I
took his last time with the father's side. I'm just
trying to see how make Hooker realized how annoying.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
He can be when he steals people's stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
No, just that he has weird takes sometimes. So I'm
going to Handsome Brothers that.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
He's a piece of ship.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Annoying I can be. Damn, this is this is like
one of my best friends, if not my very How
annoying this guy can be. That's what he says about me.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
All right, cool, Well you did call yourself a piece
of ship, and I did.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Stand by you. Well, we're a piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I'll say this.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
I got I got out in front of the piece
of ship comments because I knew they were gonna come.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
So I was like, I'm a piece of shit. And
you're like, woa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. And I'm like, well,
if you just said it had been okay, I just
got out in front of it. I'm just I'm not
sure what's happening.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
I was trying to smoke my he drinks a bourbon.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Who you got next, man?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
No counting sessions?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
All right?

Speaker 2 (59:20):
So I'm gonna go back to the NBA again. I'm
gonna go back to the Lakers again. Apparently the Lakers
had a lot of nerds.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
I know where you're doing this now.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I don't know if you if you know this one,
how about the forty year old virgin A. C. Green.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
He was a nerd in his own way. Hell yeah, yeah,
he didn't have sex at the entire time. He was
an NBA player. He played a long fucking time. Yeah,
he played a long time. I thought about him. I'm
glad it didn't because I'm glad that you took him.
You want to cherry, Yeah, he took a stance, absolutely

(59:56):
not all right, hooker. Who's who's next for you? Man?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Tim Litzikam, He's a yeah, he's a geek. Yeah, he's
also a pothead and like a probably a cool hang
a freak. Oh dude, I mean, come on, if you
want to hang out with them, we'll be player. Brian Wilson,
Tim Linzikam, they're all yeah, they're up there. Brian Wilson

(01:00:26):
was a trendsetter though he had.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
The beard before anybody. You're the beard. Yeah, like you
made beards popular again. Like those two guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Make beards great again. He did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
You would want to hang out with them, even if
you're a Dodger fan. You'd want to hang out with
those guys, even if I'd love Actually, you know what
I take it. He became a Dodger right, he did.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
I was gonna say I'd like to hang out with
Clayton Kershaw, but I wouldn't because Clayton Kersher.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Is too pristine for me. I want some of that
that guy.

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
I'm pretty sure, and I could be wrong and correct
me if I'm wrong, but I think Clinton Kershaw is
a religious kind of a dude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I have no idea. And even though he's a Dodger.
I love Clint Kershaw, consummate professional. He put him in
his top five pictures of all time. Yeah, fuck yeah,
I did for you because I think he is two
thirty career wins. But wins are a team stat. I finish,
you can finish that off. Let's go off, so my
last one, let's not get off whatever. Let's get off

(01:01:28):
that subject. Do you remember a picture for the Cubs
who was like the quirkiest, fucking the most superstitious. I'm superstitious.
This dude was like fifteen times he couldn't step on
a line, he couldn't do this, he couldn't do that.
He would he would run off the field, jumping this,
that and the other. Like Turk Windell. Do you remember

(01:01:50):
Turk Windell.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I remember the name dude that I think we were
gonna go with that, like super Fireball Pitcher that was
like a flash in the pan for like two years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
The marks the bird fiedric No, he was Tigers.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
He was kind of a nerd. But then he went
to prison or something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
No, I think he did that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Makes him no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Turk Wendell, dude look up as like YouTube Turk Windell
super he had all kinds of ship dude. It was
so fucking weird. He was a quirky, quirky dude, and
it showed and you you would see it when he
went out on the field. Couldn't he had so many
rules that he could and couldn't do. Look him up.
It's nuts. So compared to Turk Wendell, who was superstitious,

(01:02:31):
you're a little stitious. Yeah, I just I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
I don't remember Turk Wendell, but I remember Turk with
Timothy Hutton. That was a good movie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I haven't seen that one. I break you up, man,
last one for you? You got one more?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Yeah, I got one more?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
He would that's the guy I was thinking of. Kerry Wood. Sorry,
carry Wood. I don't know that, but that's what I thought,
Turk Wendell. Look him up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I don't interrupt me a piece of ship.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
See already already preempted that said, I'm a piece of shit,
and then you just called me one, So I guess
I'm validated.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Okay, seriously though, so this one is going to be
a surprising one too a little bit. This guy is
like a self proclaimed fantasy geek, fantasy nerd and played
in the NFL is a really good running back. Maurice
Jones drew.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I saw him on some lists, so he's he's like
a big.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Like he gets in multiple fantasy. He has a fantasy
he wants slid.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
He wants slid short of the goal line and immediately
because that was the best decision to win the game.
And he immediately apologized everybody who had him on his
fantasy team. Remember that, I kind of do, remember, Yeah,
I don't. Yeah, that's cool, though, you were alive. I know, no,
I hear you, hear he's an intellectually. He went to
Dayla Cel.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah, all right, going to Dela Cell doesn't make you
an intellectual, no, but he.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Had to get through it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
So he played at DLA South the same time that
my brother played him in high school football. Oh no, ship,
My brother went to NAPA before we moved to San Diego.
Was my brother's freshman year and m j D was
on that roster and my brother got fucking ran over.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
It might have been by m j D. I don't
know who it was for MGD one of the two.
M JD is what I said, Miller genuine draft mgdn't.
He wasn't Dak.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
We're done with this, we can move on. Let's go
dragon George Parows. George Parows, hockey player. He's got a
mustache that is greater than the one that I currently wear.
Uh Anaheim Duck.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
I hate George Parows. No there, guy's a dork. All right,
So you guys, I don't have any more honorable mentions
other than I guess Joe Flacco, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Mark the Bird, Federish.
We already mentioned build a Spaceman Lee. He was way old.
But you have a name Spaceman. You're probably a nerd.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I think we beat this one to death.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
We have, all right, So are you guys ready for
the Jeremy Denny Urban Dictionary, Sex Night All Night, the
j dud Stotton Baby do It.

Speaker 10 (01:05:21):
The boys at the Petty Hooker podcast asked me to
introduce their favorite segment, the j d U D S
T O t N. I'm very grateful and am looking
forward to doing whatever it is to Marge later tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Enjoy.

Speaker 10 (01:05:34):
I know I will homer out all right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
I'm guessing that you guys have never heard of the
Alaskan fire Dragon. I had never heard of it before tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I'm afraid to ask what that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Is all right. Well, you're gonna find out right now.
When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving
oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in
and says something shocking such as I have herpes. The
woman will choke and try to pull back. The man
then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she
is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. The Alaskan

(01:06:14):
fire Dragon. That's borderline fucking rape right there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
For the one listener.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I don't think that was actually all that was bad,
and I apologize. I apologize for reading that. I don't
like that. I don't like that one either. I like
the name though, the Alaskan fire Dragon.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
So you didn't do your research before.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I didn't read the whole thing. I got a new list.
It's got one for every state I just picked the
first time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Your your four oral rape as well.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
You know, I'm not saying well at this point, maybe
I might be, but but not officially on the record rape.
It's your spouse. I guess it is nowadays can be no.
I'd just be happy to be playing the game at
this point. Now we're gonna move on because we just
need to move on past that one. That's even like
Jeremy wouldn't even have said that one and he brought

(01:06:59):
us he would he brought us some fucked up ship?
What was that one? What was the one he brought us?
It was just really fucked up. It was at Pooh
play Oh No, but it was it was worse than
that anyway. The we're traveling to the state of Arizona
from Alaska. A Phoenix riot shield when a man is

(01:07:22):
forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin
and hold it out in front of him to defend
himself from an attacker. What an attacker? Yeah, it's a shield.
He's got a thing in front of him. No one
wants to come near him. So after after you spin
your web, you show it to somebody else to keep

(01:07:44):
them from you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Don't show to put.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Jerk off into a napkin and then hold a napkin
in front of you so no one will attack you.
I guess it depends where you're at, so that yeah, yeah,
it's a right borg you party or something. I don't know. Man,
if you feel, if you ever feel you're under attack,
grab a nap Kennedy and Jack, we're traveling the states.

(01:08:08):
We're gonna travel the fifty states. We were in the a's,
The a's are fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
We're doing it all tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
No, oh, thank god, just to tonight. Is here the bee?
No name a state that starts with be.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
The Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
We have a new finish Asia.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
You have Arkansas, the Bahamas. You're absolutely right, dumb ass
Hooker just said he wanted to hear the state that
started with the bee.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Yeah, what a dip ship. Baltimore is not a state.
Is not a state? All right? So the Tifornia j
dead Stoughton fell a little short tonight. Jeremy, we apologize.
And to all the ladies that didn't like the Alaskan
fire Dragon, we don't condone it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
To all the ladies that aren't listening, we have a coup.
We apologize, We apologize. Hey, was that a Was that
Ai trying to sound like Jeremy too? Did you take
his voice?

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
That was Simpson?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
That didn't sound like Homer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
It was it was Homer Simpson. I don't think that's
a Twitter files baby, Peter X files Twitter files. I

(01:09:29):
don't know, I don't know. But next week we will
do better with the jay Ed Stotton. I feel like,
you know, we let Jeremy down with that one. Made
it sound kind of rape all right, man, So we
earlier we had a lot of stats, but Hook, this
is going to be right up your alley, and I

(01:09:50):
think Rick, like I think, as we as Cowboy fans
get older, we can appreciate the guys that we strongly
disliked and rooted against as as we age now that
they're done playing. Like I used to hate Larry Birden
as a kid. He's a Laker fan because he just
fucking killed us. But this particular gentleman happened to be
a forty nine er, and he was a really fucking

(01:10:11):
good forty nine er, but he's not a Hall of Famer.
So stats the scene fake, But aren't This legendary running
back has three Super Bowl rings, was the two time
All Pro, had a spot on the eighties All Decade Team.
He was a nineteen eighty eight Offensive Player of the Year,

(01:10:33):
and has the designation of being being the first of
only three players in NFL history to both rush and
receive for a thousand yards crank season. Does he deserve
a Hall of Fame jacket? Yes, fifty, Yes, he does.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
But why isn't it is his career stats are a
little lagging or is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
It just well, he is a fullback so he's not
going to have the rush. Yes he was, Yes he was.
He blocked for Wendell Tyler. Technically he was a full back.
He was a full back.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Maybe played that role sometimes, he definitely that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Was his He was a full back. That was he was.
He was he was. So when Tom Rathman joined the Niners,
he moved to the half back to his tailback. No,
they didn't have a tail back. They ran split back back.
He was a half back right half. Was not alack,
he was he was. He was a full back for
the first until Tom Rathman got there. He was a
full back. And then he blocked for Wendell Tyler. Dude,

(01:11:31):
google it all you want and yes, I'm one hundred
percent correct, Shake your head all you want. And then
he blocked for Wendell Tyler. And then when when Tom
Rathman got there, he moved to half back and he
became the premier, the primary running back. But he started
his late in his career. He started his career as
a full back. When he went on thousand and a thousand.

(01:11:53):
He was a he was a full back. So regardless
his Daryl Johnston the Moose, he's a wrong. He was
a full back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Roger Craig was a running back in the NFL. He
would it was not a fullback.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Jarrel Johnson was a running back in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
If if Roger Craig was a full back, you'd be
the best fullback ever.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I say, Daryl Johnson's pretty good too, but you guys
are he was a full back. So you got to
realize the the Niners ran a split back system, and
he was the full back of the offense, and and
Rendell Tyler was the half back in the early in
the early eighties. Okay, so if if Rick's point played.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
In the full back position, he might have done that
in some schemes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
But he was a full back in Nebraska. He was
a full back with the Niners.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Roger Craig is a running back in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Yeah, that's a generic term. No, that's exactly so Ricky
is getting getting that on a on a he did
end up being a half back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
There's no technicality. Roger Craig is a running back.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
He was a full back. Dave Texas all included Ricky
on this to Themorrow. He was he played full back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
He Roger Craig might have full ski halfback, like maybe
whalebacks a quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
They're all running backs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Yeah, a quarterback is not a running but no, you're
wrong on that one world are we in right now?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Yeah? Half back, full back either way, the motherfucker deserves
to be a goddamn Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Yeah, but he did play be a running back. He
was a fullback at a Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
If he goes into the Hall of Fame, he'll be
going and as a running back because he was a
running back in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
You got to realize though, he didn't play a traditional
fullback like Darryl Johnson did, but he was the I
don't think that was a position back in so the
way they did split backs back in the eighties, like
when they ran a split back set, the full back
was always behind the quarterback. The halfback was on either
side strong side, weak side, so what they.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Call them, he was, he was a full he was
always running back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
He was always behind the quarterback. What was Frank Oharris?
He was a fullback? What was Larry Zoki? No, Larry Zonka.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
What world are we in?

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Larry Zonka was a fullback. Him and Jim Kick were
both in the backfield the same time. They were split backs.
They didn't run the eye. It was a different system.
I'm just saying, what different?

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Seriously?

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
What is Larry'szca's official position? Per the nfin He look
it up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
He was probably a runningack because they ran I don't
they were They ran split backs. Okay, but he was
technically they might have called him a fullback maybe, but well,
they called Roger Craig a full back to they did?
They did exactly what they did, Yes, they did.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
His official position might be running back. And I hear
what you're saying, because running RB RB right RB.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
I don't need Google for that. I watched the whole
eighties on what the Niners in nineteen seventy nine was
a fallback?

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
All right? Man, So let's move on. We're gonna we're
gonna look this ship up later. Okay, So what position
did play? He run tailback? He was a tailback because
they ran an eye formation, which is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
A running back.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
What position did Emma Smith play? He was a tailback,
but he was a running back. But he's a tailback though.
So so where it gets dicey is the split back formations.
And the Niners were pretty much an exclusive like split back.
So you could literally call anybody who lines up behind
the quarterback or running back, they all are. They're all
running backs. So to Rick's point, he's not wrong, which

(01:15:10):
is not wrong. But Roger Claik Craig did play the fullback.
Luce Johnston, he's a clear fullback, but he's a Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Rathman all those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
But that that was when the position Mike Alstott is
a full back.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
That was when the position he could play to fully defined, right,
That's when it was fully defined.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
So the the dilemma here is the split back formation,
and we'll look that up later. Let's not hammer like
we're done on this one. Let's let's well, we'll re
we'll read convene on this later. Let's let it go,
say the running back but wide receiver positions. Let it go,
all right, next one, We're gonna have to reconvene on

(01:15:49):
this one because it's gonna drag out. You gotta realize
it might be funny for us to argue right now,
but it's not fun to listen to. So this one
is political. The Maryland Democrats are pushing for a bill
to put vending machine condoms in kindergarten schools.

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
To this one, the Maryland State House advancing a bill
that would permit condoms to be sold in vending machines
on public school campuses, including preschools. Republicans and the legislature
say it's going too far. Maryland State Delegate Kathy Schlege
is calling on parents to wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
What do you think about that one? Do you think
that's real?

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
I think that it's probably a technicality in the way
something's written.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
I don't think you're actually pushing to put condoms.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Yeah, I don't think. I mean, nothing would surprise me
these days. But I think it's something to the effect
of the way it's written. It doesn't ban putting it
in a preschool.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
I don't think them there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
I mean the thing is, it's like, what if a
teacher needs a condom if they want to have sex
with one of their colleagues in the break room.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yeah, I think that. I think that. No, but I
know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Yeah, the way the law is written, it's not saying
we need condom machines in the preschools, in kindergarten. I
think it's more of like the way it's written, there's
no fail safe to guard against that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
I think what they're saying is, did you ever see
a condom vending machine at any school you ever went
to in your life.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
I think what they're what Maryland is doing is they're
just putting them in public places. And part of a
public place includes school preschools, right. Not that not that
the state of Maryland or the lawmakers there, whatever their
political affiliation is, not that they're like, oh my god, yeah,

(01:17:42):
we have to put condoms in preschools because people in
preschools are having sex.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I think they're just saying they need to be available,
like we need to put widespread throughout the state, condoms
available to everybody in a public setting, and that includes, unfortunately,
by letter of the law, schools schools, because it's the
public entity.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I'm sure they don't think it has anything to do
with I'm sure they want it available to high schoolers.
I'm sure they want that right, and so they have
to include all schools, yes, and with without reading the bill.
This is what Republicans and Democrats and the media do.
They take I don't know. I think it's real to
the extent of it's possible if somebody wanted to, based

(01:18:27):
on that law the way it's written, they could probably
put that in a preschool or a kindergarten, or in
an elementary school. But nobody's it's probably not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Nobody's not, Like, how do you explain to a four
year old what that is?

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
I mean, nowadays they're allowing them to choose genders and
have gender affirming care without parental consent.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
But I don't think that is the agenda of any
Democratic lawmaker, is that condoms have to be four year olds.
I'd say mostes, there's there's some weird ship that come
to there's always extremists, there are some weird ship. I understand,
but I don't think that that is definitely not the

(01:19:10):
intent of that law. I agree, but you should exclude.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Here's with that law.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
It should exclude elementary s.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah, I don't think there's anything written. I remember this
story came out a while back, and I just I
think that there's no exclusion I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Think they need to have. And that's where the what
Ricky said. The counterpoint to it is there should be exclusions.
It shouldn't include schools.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
It's encompassing every government, public office, agency, whatever you want
to call it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
All I know is I used to buy a lot
of fucking rubbers at the gas point, the gas station
right at gas Point Road in High five. I used
to buy a lot of condoms in the bathroom in there.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
I'll never forget going to Palmer College and walking into
the health office and it was like a fucking bowl
of condoms.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Yeah, those condoms sucked. They were super fucking thick. Yeah,
they wouldn't fit my dick. Dude, they're fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
We're happening right now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Jesus Christ. It's terrible. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
The Mega is max flavored, the large ones at Walgreens.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Yeah, they weren't mags, they weren't magnums whatever. Alright, I know,
I know they used to have some guys can't handle bourbon, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yeah, they used to have them in a lot of
the bars back in the day. I don't know if
they still do, because I don't need condoms anymore, But
do they still have those in like bar bathrooms?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
And no, I don't really go to bars, No they don't.
They don't. At Petty's pub they're a hooker's corner, and
they get Hooker's corner, they should probably should. It's a
hooker's corner.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Yeah, well, and there'll be magnums.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I mean, it's known that Hooker will fucking want say anything.
So here we go. Last. It's not the last one,
but it's the next one.

Speaker 6 (01:20:54):
I'm a time traveler from the year twenty twenty five,
and I've come here to kill you Hitler. Soon we
will be able to take back the White House, and
we will be able to use the government to force
people to follow our great ideas.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
You want to use government power to force your ideas
on the populace, me too.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
You and I have nothing in common. What I'm saying
is there are people in our time with dangerous ideas,
and we need to silence.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Them, silencing those who disagree with you.

Speaker 11 (01:21:24):
I do that too, our Undebah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
What I'm trying to say is we are very close
to implementing a utopia as long as we can get
rid of some certain undesirable people grew yes likes the Jews, Yes,
like the Jews. Oh ah, the Nazi movement will not
die with me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Don't give me that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
I'm enlightened and you're as bad.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
As well as Hitler.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
So I mean it highlights the flawed logic. And you know,
the Democrats of course, that dude, And you know me,
I've been talking about this since the freaking nineties. Like,
their tolerance has never been tolerant. It's always been a
scheme to get people to feel outnumbered or guilty or

(01:22:18):
something about the way.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Let's be fair, the intolerance goes both ways.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
I understand that, but let's be fair. But there's nobody
really sitting here claiming that the Republicans have the moral
high ground on tolerance or any of these type of
social ideas. Right, the Republicans are always looked at as
like the bad guys when in reality, you know, there's
good and bad on both sides. But that type of thinking.

(01:22:44):
You know, let's let's talk about like how Trump gets
compared to Hitler all the time, right, you got Biden,
Hillary Obama, all these people you know, comparing Trump to Hitler.
But then when he wins the election, it's like, oh,
peaceful transfer power or like, and Trump never does anything
that's Hitler like ever. But now so if he was

(01:23:05):
really Hitler, wouldn't you do everything you could to stop
Hitler from taking the power?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
And it's coming out now, well they but they Russia Gate.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Right, all of that stuff is all coming out because
it was a scam, which we all knew, but we
were laughed at at the time. So it's like to me,
it's it's it's comedy. It's comedy, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
That was comedy, But sadly it goes to show the hypocrisy. So,
like the biggest argument again is antifa the anti fascist right. Well,
look with all the things that they're doing, like they're
they're trying to control the narrative, control the media, silence
the opposition. Everything they're doing is fasheo. If they don't,
everything they're doing is fascist. But they're saying the anti

(01:23:44):
fascist organization there everything they do with fashion, I don't
think they know what fascism is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Look, nobody knows what fascism is.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
I'm gonna I'm gonna say this, like Rick Rick said this,
that no one thinks that the conservatives have the moral
high ground, right, they're not pretending to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
I think some conservatives think they do. I would argue
that that is not the maybe not one hundred percent.
Don't talk, you don't do into the three party system
because we've already heard that. That's not what I'm doing. Okay,
Jesus Christ, I'm just with you. Go aheadbody, lets me talk.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Speak your go ahead, your language.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
So the moral high ground is definitely seen as a
very conservative thing because of religion. Yes, conservatives are very religious, God, Christianity,
the Bible, all that right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
I'm not religious, though, the United States of America is.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
There's supposed to be a separation of church and state, right, Yeah,
we all know that, right, that's the thing. But there
is one political party that aligns itself with religion, and
that is the Republican side. Democrats don't assign religion, they
don't pretend to be religious. They are freethinkers. They the

(01:25:04):
far left does listen to stop it, far left, doesn't they.
They align this to the freethinkers like, we just believe,
we just live, we just do, you know, we're lays,
a fair whatever the fuck you want to call it.
More often than not, anybody who believes in Jesus Christ, God, Christianity, Catholicism,

(01:25:27):
all that right, more often than not, they.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Are Republican no, not in my family. So no, I
think what you're saying is you're you're thinking of the
far left, the progressives, the the woke, like the like this,
the purple hairs, like all these, like the trans the
LGBTQ like. There are a lot of religious Democrats, but
those are moderate Democrats. You're talking about the far left

(01:25:53):
when it comes to the anti religion and this, that
and the other and hedonism.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
So there's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
A lot of democratism. Is a lot of Democrats believe
in God and go to church.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Dude, So let me let me just clarify what you're saying,
because on a macro level, you're right. So Democrats in
the late during the Reagan years the majority. Yeah, but
just listen, So in the Reagan years eighties, nineties, Democrats
branched out, branched off of on a macro level, branched

(01:26:24):
off of religion. There's still lots of religious people that
are in the Democrats party right. Republicans, yes, align themselves
mostly publicly and unabashedly with you know, the clergy and
all that stuff. So yes, you're right on that. However,

(01:26:44):
when you think about let's say a campaign, right, the
Trump years have brought a new wave of conservatism, which
embraces people that are not necessarily religious. So like myself,
I grew up in a household where there was completely

(01:27:05):
dysfunctional that was an alcoholic, but then he joined the church,
became a deacon, so on and so forth.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
So, and my family, if you go back in the generations,
was staunchly religious. Right, But I don't consider myself completely religious, right,
but what I was so so when you think of
when you God, yeah, but most people, but most people
believe in God. If you poll Democrats and Republicans, they
believe in God.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Okay, so what God do you believe in? Right? But
but that's not a law, motherfucker. But that's a God.
I'm just kidding that. Literally, Allah is not the like
the definition of God, like it's the God is called
like the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Higher Being is really what you All three Western religions
worship the same God. Okay, Jewish, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.
It's all the God. The arguments are always about bloodlines
and who has the right to the real like, hey,
we're the divine right, like we have the message. But anyway,

(01:28:13):
my point was more of the moral high ground that
I was talking about was more of in today's society.
Basically from the nineties on. The moral high ground comes
with what's your victimology?

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
So, are you a minority?

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Are you black or hispanic? Are you gay, lesbian? Are
you now? Are you trans? So moral high ground means socially,
you have some sort of victim status that isn't white male,
white male unless they're like like boot liquors like aven
Neusom and all these people who cater to all these

(01:28:49):
crazy thought processes that we're talking about. Those people are
white males, but they also condemn white maleness or toxic
massks linux. So, so the the whiteness that everybody's against.
And now you got like the Sidney Sweeney thing right
where it's like, oh, she has good genes, well they're

(01:29:09):
talking about they're talking about the genes. She's freaking weary.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
But there is also the dog they did.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Okay, So so in that case, they're talking about how
hot she is, right, So, but is it blonde blue
eyes that's only hot.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
No, we've talked about say it was in a similar
ad wearing the same fucking shit, right, and it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Yeah, and so and We've talked on this show many
times about hot women that are not white.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
At all and so.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
But but it's like you know, and guys like us,
we grew up being taught that race doesn't matter, and
we embraced that. But now in the last ten, fifteen,
twenty years, all we hear is race does matter, and
you have to you have the moral superiority for the
more high ground if you're a victim. So that's where
I was going with it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
I don't I'm not sure my whole hearted disagree that
that the Democratic Party doesn't, can doesn't isn't a religious
There are a lot of religious Democrats, And I understand
what you were saying. It's the ideology, it's the ship
we see in the media, it's the stuff we see
on social media. You got a lot of people out
there who are against the religious conservative I'm not saying

(01:30:18):
they denounced and they know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
You were right on the MAC.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
I'm not saying. I'm just saying it's a majority. But
what it is, it's the what it is, it's the
idiots who are the most outspoken that we hear the
most are the ones who aren't that way. But you
running to your normal Democrat. They're mostly god fearing people.
But today, but I'm a I'm a conservative and I
am not a God fearing person.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
But yeah, that's what I was gonna saying today. Though,
if you start talking to random people, you're you're not
going to meet a lot of conservatives, especially in the West,
maybe in the South, you will that go to church
every Sunday. Like you're not going to find that, you know,
So today it's a mix that's a lot different.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
I think a lot of people will associate with that religion,
that Christianity, right, Catholicism, even though they don't go to
church every Sunday they want, they want, they keep up
this pretense that they're morally better than you because they
do go to church.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
See, I believe in that. I'm not a church going person.
I don't know what God is out there. I believe
that a lot of people believe the whole lot of
different things over the course of the humanity. But I
do believe in the values that the Bible preaches, like
the Christian values like love thy neighbor. I don't like
all the tank commandments. Yeah, I believe in the ideals

(01:31:40):
of like how you should treat each other. But I
don't necessarily believe in the God part of it. Christian value, Yeah,
well you believe in morality, yes, which is what Christianity preaches,
which is what at a certain level. Well, depending on
your level of religion, and and you're, like I said,

(01:32:01):
Christian values, not religion.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Is your level of what you believe, right, I'm gonna
say this. I don't know if I said on this
podcast before. I've said it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
In my personal life many times. People that know me
well have probably heard this. Religion is one thousand percent geographical.
It's it's well, it's less now because of mobility.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
It was at one point a little bit less now
than it was. So now it's like nine hundred percent
as opposed to one thousand percent.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Or one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
If you grow up in a Buddhist country, you're Buddhist.
If you grew up and you've said this before, country,
you're Christian. If you grew up in a Muslim country,
you're fucking Muslim. Like, sure, there are outlayers, and people
do sway and they change their.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
When people get I believe something else, they get persecuted
and they they migrate, which is why we were like
why the Quakers came here.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
Like, people can change your beliefs, this, that, and the other,
but by and large, religion is founded on where you
grew up. So where you were brought up, your parents
believe this, so you believe it, right, Yeah, and I'll
extend this weird you know, encompassing thing to sports. Petty,

(01:33:30):
you're a Cowboy fan. You don't live anywhere near Texas. Nope,
You're an Angel fan. You don't live anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
But when I became an Angel fan, I lived right
there and I went to games all the time. You did. Yeah,
what are the teams that your son likes? He follows
what I believe exactly. So, Ricky d you're a Dodger fan.
You're a Laker fan, Cowboy fan, cowboy fan? What are teams?

(01:34:00):
Land kind of sways, But he's a giant.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
I will say everybody, so you know, you know what
I mean though, you know what I mean me specifically,
everybody I grew up with. My family is Niners, Giants,
and Warriors.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
So what you're saying is that your family is cool.
I bucked the tree, but pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
But going back to religion, so so my my thoughts
on religion. And and again, yes I'm a conservative or
whatever you want to call that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
There's a quote really want to identify yourself that way.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
But see there's a day Lost soul song, rap song
and they say, you know, they went searching for God
but found religion instead, right, And to me that I
always think of that, and it's like we can all
be in search of whatever spiritual mechanism is out there,
but religion, in my opinion, clouds things because it puts

(01:35:00):
people in a box and it makes everything black and white.
So to me, you gotta yeah when it comes to religion, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Just I'm with you, dude, Like I don't know what
lies beyond. Nobody knows the lies beyond, right until you're
you're beyond.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
You've been trying to figure out for thousands of years.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
So, and here's the thing is, like so many Christians
or or Buddhists from whatever, they all think they have
the answer. How do you know what is best for everybody?
How is what you believe better than what someone else
believes when ten.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Million other people believe differently? I just people, yes, exactly.
I just don't get a man like I just wish
people were more open. Stop being so closed minded judgmental, Like, hey,
you don't believe you're a cowboy fan.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
I don't like that about you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
But you know what, you're good friends and I will
never looked at well, I will look down on you,
but not in the you know what I mean though,
you know right, I will never like, never be your
friend because we disagree on sports teams or or political
ideas or religious ideals. I don't care who believes what.

(01:36:22):
And that's the problem with the country is that we
have so much divisiveness. It's you against me versus Democrats,
Cathys versus nine ers.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Yeah, and you're a bad person for your opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
I hear that Eddy wants to end in the podcast.
I don't know. I don't I got a lot, I
still got we got. I mean, I'm a terrible person.
I'm a pie. Stop it. But you know he's a
terrible person. Gavin Newsom, Yeah, Kevin Kyle thinks. I think
everyone can agree on Kevin Kylie thinks. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
I don't think there's any debate around.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
I don't think whether.

Speaker 12 (01:36:57):
You're rising in the house, and he's going to be
a quick with it all Star sooner or later, that's
cry baby.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Governor Gavin Newsom and Representative Kylie calls out the California
Democrats and exposes their rhetoric that they're trying to push
because it just doesn't make sense, claiming.

Speaker 12 (01:37:16):
That our state gives disproportionately to the federal government and
is some sort of donor state. Actually, the state of
California gives nothing to the federal government. Individuals and businesses
do pay taxes, and Governor Newsom's suggestion that we should
withhold those taxes, as our Treasury secretary has pointed out,
is threatening to commit the felony of criminal tax evasion.

(01:37:38):
As to this notion that Los Angeles is somehow a
model of good governance. Just today, Los Angeles came out
with its new homelessness numbers. The current count is seventy
two than three hundred and eight. The police chief in
LA has formally advised people not to wear jewelry when
they go outside because they will get mugged. The city
just announced sixteen layoffs because the finances are such a mess.

(01:38:02):
And this is to say nothing of the recent riots
and the wild catastrophic buyers that came after the mayor
defunded the fire department.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
So Gavin Newsom, sorry to cut you off their hook.
I thought we were done. I was just trying to
move it along. But Gavin Newsom came out and said
that California contributes like eighty three billion dollars to the
federal government every year, but it was based on the
people who live here and their income taxes. We're not

(01:38:32):
the state of California itself isn't giving the federal government
like eighty three billion dollars. Its taxpayers are through federal
income tax. And that's where Kevin Coley was calling him out.
It's like we should withhold the federal income tax from
our state employees, is what Newsom was implying. And then
he's saying that's federal tax evasion.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Yeah, I mean, I guess by letter of the law,
it might be. It gets really die see when it
comes to.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
But the state of California isn't contributing the money. It's
the taxpayers or paying their taxes that are.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
But they're all those types of things like that's why
it's really kind of a adversary like a I don't
know what the word would be, but you know, when
states start doing Hey, we're a sanctuary state or a
sanctuary city. States have a lot of power to buck
the federal government in a lot of ways. So it
gets really like, is he personally committing felony tax invasion

(01:39:32):
if he decides not to pay the federal government. I mean,
statehood exists for a reason, and you know it's the
United States, it's not you know, America. So you know,
it's just like when people say we're democracy, Well no
we're not.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
We're you know, constitutional republic, constitutional.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Republic, all that stuff. So, but the states have a
lot of power to make decisions and you know, Gavin
do some. Hopefully we'll start doing the right thing, but
based on his uh track record, probably not. And you know,
in my opinion, the any type of tax money that

(01:40:13):
they don't pay to the federal government, it's probably going
into California elected officials.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Pockets like the real train that goes nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Yeah, there's and he's quote unquote looking into I guess
a couple one hundred million dollars that are missing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Yeah, they've been missing for a long time. Yeah, hook,
So what do you got on that?

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Crickets? Do we have a cricket chirt?

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
I think he's offended. He thinks we're cutting them off
all the time. What I don't know, man, have you
ever seen me offended? I see you get I see
you get butt hurt. What I think you get butt?
You get quiet? You should we've seen you. Oh, okay,
we're gonna listen back to the He's like, they're trying
to silence me. Ah, that's the stupidest thake I've ever heard.

(01:41:05):
So anyway, So all I'm trying to say is that
I saw then, but I saw the interview that with
Gavin Newsom that Kevin Kyleye was talking about, and he's like,
the state of California contributes more money to the federal
government than any other state in the country, no doubt,
six bigause of commedy in the world economy. But it's
not the state of California that's giving it. It's the
fucking taxpayers that are paying their federal income taxes that

(01:41:28):
are giving it to the federal government. Bro, he spins shit. Dude,
I fucking cannot sigh on that guy. He's on my
top five punch list for a reason, same as mine. Dude, Like, like,
we all know, anybody who is ever listening to this podcast,
And if you're listening right now, you have. If you
haven't stopped, you've obviously listened more. I am not conservative,

(01:41:50):
I am not liberal. I don't care what your political
affiliation is, but I Gavin Newsom is fucking terrible. He
needs punch in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
That guy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
Dude, Like and there's like new stuff that has come out,
like the dude is like flipped right on on his
his stances and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
And then did you not did you? Did everybody hear this?
Like remember the fires in La and and and all
that was burned.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Down and.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
The robbing the homeowners of the money. So the state
of California approved a fucking bill that said that they
could buy that property at a discount's the dollar? Yeah?
What the fuck is this? First he comes out and
said we're going to protect the homeowners, and then he
comes out and does the exact opposite, says, no, we're

(01:42:42):
gonna buy it on pennies on the dollar. Yeah, dude,
And there's another one too, And then he.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Buys a house for like what in San Francisco or
has it being built? Like this motherfucker has no idea, scumbag,
no idea. What it's like to be one of his constituents.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
You want to the one where interviewers said, I'm a
taxpayer and I don't like my money being wasted. Yeah,
well the fucker how much? How many money we spent
on the train that goes nowhere? Dude?

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
Like there there is so much interview, anecdotal, whatever you
want to call it, evidence of him reversing. So when
he got elected, he said one thing, and then now
he's saying an entirely different thing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
Like he's a piece of ship. He is, He's a
piece of shit. He deserves me punched. But again I
I I hate politics. We're gonna go one more and
then we're gonna But Gavin Newsom is one of the
worst people I've ever fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Yeah, how about COVID You wear masks, don't go out,
but I then go out to the French lunger. Yea,
he is.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
He is the biggest hypocrite. He's the biggest piece of
ship I've ever his best friend's.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
Wife, Like, and guess what he might be the next president.
If you're gonna move to a different.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
No, but I'm gonna know, I'm not gonna say it.
Just the Democratic Party has already sort of shown that
they're not backing. Well, we'll see just why he's flipping
what he's saying. So that's why he's going on these podcasts.
He's trying to flip appear more conservative. He's not. He's
a douchebag.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
He's not trying to pure conservative.

Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
He's trying to All he cares about is making money,
trying to play the game. That guy's a piece of ship. Yes,
Like if I saw him.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
In person, I would confront him and if he got
you get arrested, Well a hook if you got arrested
for confronting noose in my pay your bill? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Yeah, depends on how much it is.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Yeah, I mean I have a piece of ship. We
don't know saying that. But you're just a little churd droplet.
We need to we need to title this podcast has
hooks a piece of ship. No, he's just he's just
a butt nugget, you know, a piece of ship. You're
just a little nugget that pops in.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Guess what Shooter McGavin each you for breakfast?

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
That's true. So Shooter McGavin was on my top five
punch ball list. Yeah, we did a top five punches. Yeah, yeah, like, uh,
fictional characters.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
What do you guys think? I happy to give more too.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
I thought it was decent yet, yeah, mr, so we good,
I will it was. It went a little caddy shack too,
but ten times better.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
I thought the first part was really good and then
it kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
It went caddy shack too. Yeah, got you know Caddyshack too,
had the golf land. Yeah, it went a little caddy
shack too. Yeah, but I think it maintained its credibility throughout.
I thought it was pretty solid. I don't think it's
better than the first one, of course, and it paid
homage to all the people that were in the first one.
I thought that was pretty cool. He brought like, what's

(01:45:47):
his name, Uh, you know, Carl Weathers. He brought his son, yeah, slim, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
Yeah, head of fake hands fell Crawford.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
Yeah. All right, man, So this is the last one.
So what when? When? What's the anti Trump rhetoric? Right?
He's far right, this, that and the other. You need
a break hook, all right? I pause it up? All right, man,
So we took a pause. I don't remember how we
ended up it because it's been like at least thirty minutes,
which you guys don't have to listen to luckily, because
we've all, you know, set some stuff offline that you

(01:46:17):
know that it's not podcast material because it was way
too fucking funny for this episode.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Yeah, we always do this. We always have the best
conversations offline. But we are going to finish with two,
one political and one a quick snippet. It just I
think it's just fucking funny, and then we're out. We're
out of here. But this is like the I think
I said. The last thing I said before we stopped
was that I think the viewpoint a lot of people

(01:46:46):
on the left have of Trump is that he's far right.
Trump was a Democrat his whole life. He was loved
by the view he was loved by Oprah. He announced
he was running for president and as a Republican, and
all of a sudden he was on everybody's hate list
because he was going to go against the agenda.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
And so Joe Rogan is talking to some I don't
remember who his guest is, but he's saying that Hillary
and her statements in two thousand and eight were fucking
more maga than anything Trump's ever said, and he's gonna
he's gonna talk about what. I'll say this, Like, Trump
is a very polarizing figure.

Speaker 3 (01:47:19):
He is.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
I don't I when he was on The Apprentice, I
stopped watching. I liked it the first season or two
after a while, Like his ego is way too fucking big.
I can't watch this shit anymore. He's he says some
stupid shit, Like I just sometimes I think what I
what I love about him is also what I hate
about him is he's not presidential. Sometimes I wish he
was more Reagan esque. Like Reagan said some stuff that

(01:47:43):
was kind of funny if you look back at the clips,
but it wasn't like anything that would make anybody hate him.
He was he got like eighty five percent of the
fucking popular vote.

Speaker 4 (01:47:51):
Agree with you, I'll say, like when when a president
or a presidential candidate is real and just says their
true thoughts, like that's it doesn't matter if you agree
he says.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
He says some ship off the cup. Yeah, I mean,
don't be racist. He's not, but that's the that's the
thing that they paint him as. I just appreciate honesty,
and some people out there think he's a liar. Right,
and he might be, but no worse than Biden, was
no worse than Obama, was no worse than Hillary. Every
single politician is a liar. Here's the thing. That's what

(01:48:29):
I loved about him initially was have to he wasn't
a fucking politician in our economy. Our economy is showing
right now side of his breaking out, and somebody, somebody
asked them the other day, is like, well, why didn't
you do all this stuff the first term? He goes,
because I was fighting every single day assholes like you
who are trying to bring me down, because I couldn't

(01:48:51):
ever really get into what I wanted to do. Now
I'm getting into what I want to do, and that's tariffs.

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
He doesn't have to worry about reelection right now.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
He doesn't have to worry about reelection.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
But going back to your Reagan. So Reagan did never
he never got anywhere close to eighty five percent.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
It was a lot though, well he won every state
but Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
Well in eighty four it was an electoral landslide. Yes,
it was forty nine to one, but it was like
fifty almost sixty fifty eight something. It was a landslide though,
But yeah, I mean, if somebody's getting sixty percent of
the popular vote, that's a big deal. That's good. I mean,
but against Carter it was an electoral shill acking.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
But I don't know, Monk. He only got like Manda
only won one state in with Minnesota where he is
the governor.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
No, yeah, yeah, that was eighty four.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
And I think Reagan got like almost sixty percent of
the vote.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
That it wasn't even my parents were lifelong Democrats. They
voted for Reagan.

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
Yeah, a lot of people well, because people.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
Didn't vote with like with I what the there was
no social media there was the media was relatively small.
There was no influencers, there was no fake news at
the point where it was limited. Anyway, let's here, let's
let's what Rogan says about Hillary and the stuff that
she was saying. It's it's exactly everything Donald Trump is pushing.

Speaker 5 (01:50:06):
Now, Jamie, go to that Hillary Clinton thing that I
texted you today, Jamo, this one is wild. This is
Hillary Clinton in like two thousand and eight and Hillary
Clinton saying some wild maga type ship about Oh, she
used to say wild a ship about illegal immigration. Ahead,

(01:50:28):
going back from the beginning, do it from the beginning.
It's okay, do it from the beginning, but we got
to have tough conditions.

Speaker 13 (01:50:35):
Tell people to come out of the shadows. If they've
committed a crime, support them, no questions asked, they're gone.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
If they.

Speaker 13 (01:50:45):
If they've been working in our law abiding, we should say,
here are the conditions for you staying. You have to
pay a stiff fine because you came here illegally. You
have to pay back taxes, you have to try to
learn English.

Speaker 5 (01:50:57):
Oh wow, you have to wait in line and everybody's cheering.
Two thousand and eight was more Maga than Trump. But
how about that more Magga than Trump? And that you
want illusion, It's all a fucking illusion.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
That's what That's what turned Rogan to where he is now.
Like he was, He admits, I was a Democrat leaning
person in my whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Well, you can also find Obama, Biden, Clinton, Bill Lucy,
all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
Talking about tariffs, immigration, dude, everything that they preached fifteen
years ago they are dead against because Trump's saying it now.
I don't think that's so fucking hypocriticals.

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
I don't think that's why. I think it's because they
never meant any of that stuff. I think they really
never wanted the borders to be closed, they never wanted
fair trade. They bought into the global set that America
is bad because they capitalized on stuff since the forties

(01:52:07):
or even the early nineteen hundreds, and now they owe
the rest of the world for being rich. And so
they bought into all of that stuff, and they told
us what they thought we wanted to hear. Maybe, and
now they said Trump is actually doing all this stuff
and that's why they hate him.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
Yeah, Well, Trump's doing every single thing he said on
the Oprah Winfrey Show in like nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
Trump's been talking about this stuff since the early eighties,
I know, on.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Oprah Winfrey Show, and she loved him. Now she turned
her back on No.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
I mean before Oprah, like Barbara Walters used to interview
him all the time. Yeah, yeah, and you know, going
back to I don't know if we were saying it
on the podcast or and really we were a break.
But I mean, Trump's one of those guys that when
he first started running, I thought it was a joke too,
And I was never a fan. I mean I kind

(01:53:02):
of watched The Apprentice or whatever for two years thought
this guy's kind of douchey a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
He's hit full of himself.

Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
But when you start listening to what he's actually saying
and what he wants to do and look at the
things he actually has done, you're like, Okay, I can
deal with all the other bullshit because it's like, look
at the stuff that he's doing. And so for me,
it's like yeah, you to me, it's not like in
America today we like to get completely extreme. Either he's great,

(01:53:32):
or he's terrible and he's just a Nazi or he's God,
and it's like, no, dude, he's somewhere in the middle.
He's getting shit done and let's see how this plays out.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Well. I've seen posts from family members like how are
we going to survive this? How are we going to
survive this? Like, I don't know, just live your fucking life.
I all said it, like when Biden got elect that like, fuck,
this is miserable. Go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
No I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
I was saying. Everybody said everything that you're saying, like, oh,
how are we going to serve with this? The other side,
the opposite side, will always say that about the things
that are So what did you do when Biden got elected.
Guess what, we started a podcast, we started broom beer.
Guess what we lived our fucking lives. I kept letting.
I paid a little bit more for gas and more
for eggs. You know, I complained about it. We all survived.

(01:54:23):
But guess what, I just waited for the next election.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
Hey, guess what My net income, no matter who the
president was, in the last twenty five years, has gone
probably five times what it was in you know, two
thousand since Bush.

Speaker 1 (01:54:37):
Yeah, but also the dollars lost value too.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
I'm just saying, like, I lived and thrived and became
accomplished in my career and did all these things despite
who the president was.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
Exactly, and it doesn't matter. I mean you could. Even
as much as we hate Evin Newsom and what he's
doing to the state, it's still one of the best places.

Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
In the world of still live.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Your property values have increased. I mean, if you already
owned a home, it's okay, okay, but think about this.

Speaker 2 (01:55:06):
We don't deal with hurricanes or tornadoes, and.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
You cannot look at your property though. Your property is
not a good investment a home. Being a homeowner is
not a good investment. How much you pay over the
life of a thirty year mortgage and interest, how much
you pay every year in property taxes. It's a horrible,
horrible investment. Will you take them? If you just rented
and you take the money for your down payment and

(01:55:31):
you just invested it over the course of your thirty
year mortgage, you're gonna make far more money than you're
ever gonna get out of your home. You're gonna pay.
We paid property taxes on something that we supposedly own.
We pay fucking mortgage interest a home is a horrible investment.
I just it's a horrible invest in. Something about this.

(01:55:52):
The other day, yesterday, today, are far more better off
renting a home and taking your down payment that you
would have put on a house and investing it and
getting a seven percent eight percent return versus paying six
percent mortgage and property taxes. Property taxes are what I
already bought my fucking house, or you know, like paid

(01:56:15):
a business right a mortgage company to buy this house,
and then you're gonna charge me six thousand between interest
and property tex whatever it is. I've paid probably four
hundred thousand dollars to have this house. Why am I
paying the government to own something that I just bought. Yeah,
like the government doesn't own it. Why why am I

(01:56:37):
paying them?

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
You're you're The reason I think you're one hundred percent
wrong is so if you do the math, okay, even
taking the six percent in the property taxes, which is
what like two or three percent?

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Again, pay like six seven grand a year in property taxes.
I've got here for fifteen years, so.

Speaker 2 (01:56:55):
Okay, So let's just say that's one hundred thousand. Okay,
so you're you're you bought your home. Let's just say
it's four hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
I paid exactly four h three five for this house.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
I wasn't trying to put it all out there, but
you could sell this home for eight fifty probably nine hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
Right, and I've paid more than that an interest in
property tax.

Speaker 2 (01:57:14):
No, you haven't. Yes, you have not paid five hundred
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
Have you ever looked at the terms of a thirty
year mortgage? You pay more in interest over the life
of the loan than did for that.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
When you sell this house, you're going to clear probably
four or five hundred thousand break even. Maybe that's not
not even close.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
Well, we'll do the math. I guarantee you dude, I
break even.

Speaker 2 (01:57:35):
No, not even close. You're going to make three or
four hundred thousand off this house if you sold it today,
and if you sell it in five years, you're probably
gonna make more.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
What I'm trying to tell you is that I've paid
that an interest in property tax Yever, that's it's I'm
not going to make four hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:57:51):
Your your interest, Yes, your interest is front loaded. However,
if like, if you cut and sell your house now
on a fifteen year even you're on a fifteen year
which is better ten year, which is even better than fifteen,
You're gonna make quite a bit of money from your
original purchase price, even if you add in the interest
and your property taxes into that.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
So my first home was a was one hundred percent
profit because I only lived there for four years. After
paying an ex wife, paying taxes, paying real estate fees,
I cleared one hundred and thirty five thousand dollars. Okay,
I've lived in this home since two thousand and eight.
That's seventeen years, almost to the almost to the day,
seventeen years. And I'm gonna tell you right fucking now, dude,

(01:58:36):
I've paid probably almost the purchase price that I bought
the salas for in taxes and fucking interest. Yeah, but
if you sold it, no you haven't, it'd be way
above and beyond everything you've put into it. But what
I'm trying to say is all that money I've spent
to own this home, if I invested it, I'd make
a lot more fucking money.

Speaker 2 (01:58:54):
Here's the thing. I'm not going to sit here and
tell you I'm I'm then staying fucking to Thomas. I'm
not saying I'm for property taxes. What I'm saying is really,
buying a home is probably one of the best investments
you can make, not one of the worst. And yes,
you're going to pay property taxes and your interest, but
the where you make up for it is the increment value.

(01:59:17):
The increasing value of the homes. Especially in California, there's
not a ten year period that you can look at
in history where home values that went down. So you're
they did sold down here and there, Yeah, they went
down significantly, But you're you're going to make significant amount
of money. And yes, I mean if you it might

(01:59:38):
be even like if you rented this whole time and
took whatever money extra money you have and you invest it. Yeah,
maybe maybe you might recover some of it. But I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
I mean same, I think it's I don't. I think
it's closer than you think it is. Dude, that's all honest.
So all right, so whatever, we'll figure that one out.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
And Roger Craig is a running back, not a full
He's a full back.

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
So we're gonna end this one work. So we bend
degenerates up until the Twitter files. We're gonna end it
as degenerates again. You guys, ever get those fucking AI
videos of the fucking like apes that like or the
sasquatches that like to do the AI funny videos. This
is a quick one. It's not gonna you don't get those.
You don't get the AI videos of the fucking like gorillas.

Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
Know what kind of ship are you watching?

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (02:00:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
I get my my algorithm is created by the ship
that people send me. I get a lot of midget stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:00:33):
Probably have midgets on there too because of you.

Speaker 11 (02:00:36):
Fuck no, while he masturbates a tear jerker.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
So that was that started off in the wrong spot.
Let's play it.

Speaker 11 (02:00:48):
You call a man that cries while he masturbates a
tear jerker.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
Wow, that's where we're ending it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:58):
For the one listener that's still here. That's how we
ended this god forsaken podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:01:06):
What the fuck is happening right now?

Speaker 2 (02:01:08):
Hey, you can end on that.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
Let's do let's let's yeah, let's do that vibe. It's
the three of us making people stop listening.

Speaker 2 (02:01:19):
It was supposed to be the two of you.

Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
Yeah, that's it. It feels like fucking forever. Man, I
don't know, Man, it was good. We got deep there.

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
Hey, thanks for having Ricky die in the place.

Speaker 1 (02:01:33):
I'm glad you showed up. We smoked the stoke. I
feel like the reason why you think it was longer
is because we had a long pause. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
maybe yeah. It's not even tenant episode one, not even
I don't even say it was episode one, thirty nine.
We don't do the numbers anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:01:53):
You're right, Yeah, I think this is like the seventh
or eighth one I've been on.

Speaker 1 (02:01:57):
At least, I think you've been on more.

Speaker 2 (02:01:58):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:02:01):
I think who knows, we'll have to go back.

Speaker 2 (02:02:03):
Yeah, surprise you're on the air. Since I'm not on
here more.

Speaker 1 (02:02:07):
I know, well, I know that nobody's listening, Ricky, nobody's listening.
The best color guy in the game for a reason. Hey,
we do this because we have fun. We don't care.
You know what, though we have a steady like we have.
We've got a few friends. Yeah, they like look forward
to these, like you know, Jeremy gets all me man, my,

(02:02:27):
my cousin from Australia loves it, I know. And then
Ricky Ricky V goes hey, man, Yeah, he goes hey,
tell Ricky, Hey, Ricky V told me to tell you
you're fullest ship dude. You've always counted down five four,
three two one in the top five. He's like, what's
he thinking because a couple episodes ago, You're like, we
never count down from five to one. That's all we've
ever done.

Speaker 2 (02:02:46):
In Australia too. I should tell him.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
Yeah, we're international, dude, as we as we know, I
inter national criminals.

Speaker 3 (02:02:54):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:02:54):
I didn't always speak true hook, No, it's not. I
think you spake. You misspeak and it's it makes it entertaining. Yeah,
I think I have a lot of fun.

Speaker 11 (02:03:05):
You're you're.

Speaker 1 (02:03:08):
For a piece of ship. You're a pretty likable fucking idiot.
Thank you. Most of the time. Not all. I don't
think you're almost going on the record, I don't think
you're a piece of ship. I think you're that little
piece of chewed food that comes out. Sometimes you think
you're dropping a turd, but only a little fucking one
bite comes out. That's that's the worst. Isn't that the worst?

(02:03:30):
That's worse than then pooping me out. Man, You're not
a full piece of ship. You're just like a turtlet.

Speaker 2 (02:03:36):
It reminds me of that Richard I think that's worse
comedy skit where he's.

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
You have a flash of toilet and that one little
chunk come back that hooks the hooks the floater after
you flush. I'll say this, I am the uh what
is it? How do you what's what's the there's that
fucking way to say it. I am the punching back everybody.

(02:04:03):
We've talked about that before. Everybody likes to fucking punch
on hooker. Yeah, because I don't take offense to shake
good night to the hunt. And then you also put
yourself out there and you don't give a ship that
you do stupid ship. Yeah, so I'm always the punching bag.
You're everybody loves to hate on me because I hate

(02:04:25):
on myself. See that's what Amy always has a problem
with me. She goes you out me for everything I
owe myself. I out myself too, so I will own
any me too shitty thing I've ever done. How do
you know most of my stuper stories. I think we
told them over one hundred and thirty nine episodes. Yeah,
the stupid ship that I've done and you've done, it's

(02:04:48):
it's recorded for our kids to hear for eternity. Yeah,
and that's why I'm saying a piece of shit, because
I've done some really shitty things. Yeah, and we're out.
Ricky D wasn't the place to be.

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
We out a five thousand lights out, we out for penny.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
For hooker, for Ricky D. For Ricky D. We out
podcast out Hooker. You can stop it, Antony wat