The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

Mark, Ted and Matt will do their best to astound, confuse and pummel you with their swashbuckling intellect. Each week The Idiots will help you understand a little bit less about the world around you. Follow us as The Idiots bring in unique guests and stick around for all of the new and amazing things to come. As always if you have any questions, requests, ideas or anything else, go to our email or social media. And remember, don't listen, for your own good Email: 3certifiedidiotspodcast@gmail.com Insta: the_real3_idiots_podcast Twitter: the_real3_idiots_podcast Tik Tok: the_real3_idiots_podcast

Episodes

August 5, 2025 105 mins
The Idiots talk with Jon Porter from Chicago Pizza Tours and learn that Ted has a Dominos Pizza obsession.  The guys come up with a great money making idea.  All you need is diabetes and a doctor's note.  Sister Jackie sits in and aces the pizza quiz.   
Mark as Played
The Idiots talk with Dr. Lisa Cromer about nightmares.  Matt's nightmare happens every week when Ted shows up for the show.  Ted helps the tipper by helping her boyfriend realize he isn't special or unique.  
Mark as Played
The Idiots talk to Mike McCloud from the International Chili Society and Mark gets invited to join the cook-off.  Ted helps a woman decide whether to figure out if her boyfriend sucks or check the web to know it.  The guys help everyone avoid the pitfalls of trying to expense their trip to the strip club.  
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The Idiots decide to run a home hot dog eating contest.  The only rule was the hot dogs had to have everything on them.  Ted explains how everything works and Matt loses his ability to speak.  Mark mentions a great unwatchable movie.  
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The Idiots talk with John Kozik from the Salem Witchboard Museum in Salem Mass. Ted tells a couple to vacation anywhere she picks so the sex doesn't dry up.  The Russian goverment has a new reality show.  Can you catch a bullet?
Mark as Played
The Idiots donate their entire fortune to Wikipedia since Ted is stealing everything from the website.  The Freaky Tuesday works perfectly, Ted thinks he's Mark and Mark wishes he wasn't.  Matt's song is nominated for a Grammy.  
Mark as Played
The Idiots decide if you are going to run a drug empire, make it a family affair.  Ted pussies out on his tip and loses the job to Mark.  Sometimes you can get married without even knowing it.  
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The Idiots talk cheese and life with Adam Muskowitz from the Cheese Monger Invitational.  With 2000 cheeses ask yourself how many cheeses do you need to try before you can't chew anymore. Ted tells a listener to sex her husband to show up on time. 
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The Idiots figure out that torture can be a fun thing, when it's done right.  A quick reminder when you kill a beaver it's best to keep it to yourself or kill the other guy too.  Sometimes being a trailblazer can be a dumb thing.  
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The Idiots figure out that doing the splits in public never turns out well.  Tom Selleck misses out on Indiana Jones and being the third Idiot.  His career never recovered.  Ted shares his motivation on motivation.  
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The Idiots take a trip down memory lane and run into Ricky Schroder.  Teds tips a woman n Japan to make sure she vsits Japan.  Mark hits another home run with his movie mention.  
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The Idiots realize they live in cheap beer heaven and are never far away from an X-Rated theater.  Teds helps a guy with his bucket list and the list should get tossed in the bucket.  The fellas would wait in line to see Lethal Weapon 5, if that line leads to the bathroom. 
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The Idiots talk summer blockbusters with film critic Scott Phillips.  The guys warn everyone never to go to the movies with Ted.  Whatever you do don't order the Blizzard at Dairy Queen  if you see Toxic Avenger.
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The Idiots try to get Ted to save his own life, but they can't find a water bottle anywhere.  The guys realize theres no such thing as a fun kidnapping.  
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The Idiots learn that you don't always have to run away when someone is chasing you with a bat.  Ted gives another good tip then makes sure to cover it in puke.  The guys realize the key to a long marriage starts with the word millions. 
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The Idiots try to talk about science stuff, but Ted turns it into sweat pants talk.  Ted finally really actually helps someone with his tip.  Mark's movie mentions a silent movie and the dead air is creepy. 
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April 15, 2025 96 mins
The Idiots have 1.8 billion reasons to trust the folks in South Carolina.  Ted has trouble telling the differnce between dating and sexual harrassment.  The guys realize there's nothing better than a giant Rubik's Cube. 
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The Idiots get a Dire Wolf as an emotional support animal.  The guys find out that a Dude Ranch doesn't just have dudes.  If you absolutely have to fly, don't wear spandex, it
s too hard to get off. 
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The Idiots learn that every language has a word for boobs.  Drinking in Chicago has come full circle, and that circle is full of drunks.  Don't trust any kids selling you cookies, unless they have the sceince to back them up!
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The Idiots are behind a robot takeover and would like to welcome our mechanical overlords.  Ted tries to get a listener to lawyer up and Matt goes for the shit on the doorknob approach.  Mark's movie mention is trick question.  
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