September 6, 2025 • 13 mins
Ryan answers letters and catches Mr Crumbacker in a precarious situation
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh all right, okay, welcome back to the Rhyine Chronicles.
I'm your host, Ryan Spinnaker. It's been a long time.
We got a lot of things we probably should discuss,
but it's too much to put into on one show.
So you know you'll hear a little bit here and
(00:25):
a little bit there. Because good news, I'm back. I'm
gonna be podcasting for quite some time. Okay, So let's
get right into what's going on and what's been happening.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah. So Jillian is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Just livid about this whole Cracker Barrel incident with the
logos as she lost her mind.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
She has been writing.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Letters to people because that's what she does. She'll get
drunk write a letter. And I told her, I said, Jillian,
you know that the only reason that this is a
story is because you know, the Internet wants to rile
you up. They want to get you all mad and
get mad at people who go cracker Barrel, get mad
(01:17):
people who enjoy cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Because the US.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Government, okay, they have issues with people being you know,
kind to each other. They don't like it when that happens.
It causes them a problem because then we get kind
to each other and then we don't pay our taxes
because we're busy trying to help each other on our
own instead of, you know, give it to the government
(01:41):
so they can give it to their buddies overseas, and
that's a problem for them. So I told her that,
and she still has not come off it. So she
came over here the other day. Her mama got into
a habit. They'll have a nightcap. And by a nightcap,
I mean we'll have herself, you know, little old fashioned,
(02:02):
something like that, little something classy Manhattan, and Jillian, I'll
have a fifth of remouth. And I've never seen anybody
just drink vermouth before. You know, it's a little jarring
at first when you see it, it's like that I
thought it was a mixer. I didn't know it was
(02:22):
actually alcohol. So Jillian comes over and she gets drunk
off vermouth, and she's you know, stumbling around a house
and she ends up going outside and she falls into
the flower bed and a mama's flower bed, and mama
(02:44):
goes out there and drags her out the flower bed
and throws her in a ditch and calls a local cops.
So you know, now you know, they got beef with
each other. They still have drinks though, which is kind
of odd. So anyway, let's move on. We're gonna go
on to you know, we'll go a fan mail. We're
gonna get some fan mails here.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
We're gonna read them.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
See what's going on in a community. This one says
zer Ryan out. Okay, all right, never mind, we're gonna
read it. This one's from Giuseeppi, and just Seppi is
on one as always because his pizza business shut down,
(03:24):
well kind of his pizza business kind of shut down.
He's not a brick and mortar store anymore. He'll still
let you call and you know, or I'm sorry, He'll
still let you go on the internet and order pizzas
from him, you know. And he has a little a
little uh uh Asian gentleman who will drive him to
your door with a on his bike. He's got a
(03:45):
little basket on front of his bike. And he's a
very pleasant gentleman. And I talked to him quite a
bit because and don't tell Giuseppe this, but his pizza
is actually okay, So anyway, let's read this. See what
has to say. It's this Zi Ryan, this is Giuseeppi. Okay,
I heard about your little dong or itching. Well he's talking.
(04:11):
This is what happened. This is what happened when Mama
threw Jillian in a ditch. I had to get down
there and her head was face down and there's a
little water in there. I don't want Gillian to drown,
and Mama just did not care because her perennials were
just destroyed, so she didn't care if Jillian had died
(04:31):
or not. I, on the other hand, have conscious. So
I get down in there, and I pulled Jillian's face up,
you know, out of the out of the water in
the mud, because I want her to you know, drown
down there, you know, or anything like that. So you know,
please show up, and they, you know, they drag her
(04:51):
as well. But what had happened to me was while
I was down there, apparently there's a little bit of
a poison ivy down there in a ditch, and I
got some you know, on my boys now, Giuseppe, so
you don't even know it wasn't it's not my doger,
it's my boy. So you know, I don't have anything
going on with my doggers. So but let's keep reading,
(05:12):
because you know, you guys don't care to hear that.
That's you know, personal medical things are covered by HIPPA,
and it's illegal for me to tell you. So let's
go ahead and go on and see what you know
Giuseppe has to say. It says, Ryan, do you have
an STZ? You know, Giuseppe, I do not, Okay, you
(05:32):
know that. I don't know why you write me saying
things like that, trying to slander me on my own program,
because Giuseppe, if I've proven anything the entire time I've
been here is number one. I know, you know, karate,
I'm pretty damn good at it, okay. And number two,
I ain't afraid go jail. I've been there before, Okay.
(05:53):
That not only as a jailer, which you know they
finally did dethroned me as a jailer, but that's a
story for a different time. But not only as a
jailer where I was repeatedly beat and raped with mops
and mop buckets, but also as you know, an inmate, okay,
and I rose to prominence. You know, as an inmate,
(06:16):
I was you know, kind of the cock of.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The walk, and I was ahead of the yard.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You know, they found out about my podcast and they're like,
you know what, you're pretty cool guy.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know, we enjoy your podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Now they still would have, you know, occasionally beat me up,
you know, And now that I think about it, they
might have been saying that they like my podcast. But
it might have been in jest. I don't know, because
I did get beat up a lot. But anyway, that
is neither here nor there, Ji Sippi. But what is
going to be here and there? Okay, is your kneecap
(06:51):
if you don't quit telling people I got an STD
on my own program.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Let's keep reading.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It, says Ryan. If you were to have an STZ, well,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
If you were to have an STD, that could be
slightly concerning because, as you know, I currently in a
relationship with Tammy from down at the video corner. Josepe,
I don't know what that has to do with me. Okay,
(07:26):
I don't understand why me having an STD would affect
you and Tammy's relationship.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But let's keep reading it, says Ryan. I know that
you and Tammy.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Have been having an illicit affair before I started dating her.
That's my true JOSEPPI Tammy has an extra pinky. Okay,
and you know that grosses me out a little bit.
I dry heaven my mouth when I see it. It
doesn't have a nail. I don't know whatever. I gotta
(08:00):
quit talking about it, Giuseppe. But you know what I'm saying.
You know that that did not happen. Number one, number two.
Even if it did happen, I'm completely gleantd so you
don't have to worry about that. Okay, Look, we're done.
I've done with this, Giuseppe, because it's ridiculous. I'm gonna
move on to the next one. You don't have an
STD from me, Giuseppe. Now possibly you got one from Tammy,
(08:23):
because who knows what she's been doing.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That will coot or hers. Okay, but I'm not responsible.
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
This next was the next emails coming to me from?
All right, this one's from This one was from Gillian
and nope, I take that back. I just realized this
is from Gillian's attorney. Okay, let's see what this has
to say. This says, dear sir or Madam, I hope
(08:52):
this letter is reaching you. Well, this is a cease
and desists letter R You need to quit contact in
my client. And also you need to quit using her
name and likeness on your podcast program. That's not gonna happen.
(09:13):
Jillian's lawyer, it doesn't even have a law firm name
on here is this. I don't even know if this
is really from a lawyer. This could be a I generated.
I'm pretty sure it's not. I look at it. It
has some weird language in it, like dear sir or madam.
Well kind of that doesn't even make sense. Let's let's
keep reading it because you know it's you know it's
a letter, so I'll read it. It says if you
(09:35):
continue to use jillians a name or likeness in your program,
we will be suing you for three quarters of the
prophet Well jokes on you. I guess Jillian's lawyer? AI, okay,
because I don't make any profit, okay, I am currently
I write a bit destitute, Okay. I can't even afford
(10:00):
to have night caps with Mama and Jillian. Mama won't
give me any of her burb and Jillian sure ain't
sharing overmove. So you know, here's the thing. I'm not
gonna do that. And you know it as she knows it,
and we all know it, Okay, So you know, we'll
continue to tell Jilly's story because I feel like it
needs to be documented for posterity. People in the future
(10:23):
need to hear about Jillian as a cautionary tale because
you shouldn't live like her, because if you do, it's
gonna bring you to ruin. Okay, and I know that
people in the future don't want to be brought to ruin,
so I'm trying to help them.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Ai, Okay, We're done. We're
done with this. I'm gonna move on, man.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, let's go. Let's go to Ryme's. Wee can review.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Mister Crimebicker has h he's moved by a house.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Now. Mama and him are not divorced. They're taking a
trial separation now. They were very careful to make sure
that I knew that it wasn't my fault, okay, and
I appreciate that. You know, I was concerned that it
was indeed my fault, But it turns out is not
my fault. They just had some irreconcilable differences. For now,
(11:15):
they have assured me that they could work it out
and get back together.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
It's a little.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Concerning, though, that mister Crimebacker is. You know he's got is.
He's lost fifty pounds. You know, he's down to two
hundred and ninety five now. You know, he's got comb
over going. He's growing a little mustache there, and he's
looking good. And I'm concerned that somebody's gonna snatch him
up because I was down at Tedley's bar.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Didn't have a money though, but.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I was just down there sitting because he'll let me
come in there and sit and he'll give me a
water occasionally as long as I drink it out of
a paper cup. And mister crimebackers and are having himself
some drinks. And I don't even know what he was drinking.
It was in a weird looking little blue bottle, but
you know, it looked classy, and he's a classy guy.
But the more I think about it, I guess it
(12:05):
could have been because he's a pharmacist, it could have
been something like Laudnum. He could have been getting high.
As far as I know, he didn't seem that way.
But a cutie come up to him about sixty five,
seventy years old, and she was talking to him right
there at the bar, and they both went off, and
(12:27):
I guess they both had to pee or poop. I
don't know, because they both went to the bathroom. But
it was kind of odd because they both went to
the same bathroom. I don't know what was happening in
that bathroom, but I heard a lot of grunts. So
I what kind of woman or man for that matter,
would you know, poop in a bar.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's just weird.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So you know, I lost a little respect for him
for pooping in a bar and for having a friend
that would also, you know, share a bathroom with him
a poop in a bar, you know, and also she
went into the wrong one, so she probably can't read.
So you know, that's the Ryan Chronicles for today. Thanks
for joining back in and keep checking because these will
(13:10):
be coming out on a regular basis.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And bye.
Oh all right, okay, welcome back to the Rhyine Chronicles.
I'm your host, Ryan Spinnaker. It's been a long time.
We got a lot of things we probably should discuss,
but it's too much to put into on one show.
So you know you'll hear a little bit here and
(00:25):
a little bit there. Because good news, I'm back. I'm
gonna be podcasting for quite some time. Okay, So let's
get right into what's going on and what's been happening.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah. So Jillian is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Just livid about this whole Cracker Barrel incident with the
logos as she lost her mind.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
She has been writing.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Letters to people because that's what she does. She'll get
drunk write a letter. And I told her, I said, Jillian,
you know that the only reason that this is a
story is because you know, the Internet wants to rile
you up. They want to get you all mad and
get mad at people who go cracker Barrel, get mad
(01:17):
people who enjoy cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Because the US.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Government, okay, they have issues with people being you know,
kind to each other. They don't like it when that happens.
It causes them a problem because then we get kind
to each other and then we don't pay our taxes
because we're busy trying to help each other on our
own instead of, you know, give it to the government
(01:41):
so they can give it to their buddies overseas, and
that's a problem for them. So I told her that,
and she still has not come off it. So she
came over here the other day. Her mama got into
a habit. They'll have a nightcap. And by a nightcap,
I mean we'll have herself, you know, little old fashioned,
(02:02):
something like that, little something classy Manhattan, and Jillian, I'll
have a fifth of remouth. And I've never seen anybody
just drink vermouth before. You know, it's a little jarring
at first when you see it, it's like that I
thought it was a mixer. I didn't know it was
(02:22):
actually alcohol. So Jillian comes over and she gets drunk
off vermouth, and she's you know, stumbling around a house
and she ends up going outside and she falls into
the flower bed and a mama's flower bed, and mama
(02:44):
goes out there and drags her out the flower bed
and throws her in a ditch and calls a local cops.
So you know, now you know, they got beef with
each other. They still have drinks though, which is kind
of odd. So anyway, let's move on. We're gonna go
on to you know, we'll go a fan mail. We're
gonna get some fan mails here.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
We're gonna read them.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
See what's going on in a community. This one says
zer Ryan out. Okay, all right, never mind, we're gonna
read it. This one's from Giuseeppi, and just Seppi is
on one as always because his pizza business shut down,
(03:24):
well kind of his pizza business kind of shut down.
He's not a brick and mortar store anymore. He'll still
let you call and you know, or I'm sorry, He'll
still let you go on the internet and order pizzas
from him, you know. And he has a little a
little uh uh Asian gentleman who will drive him to
your door with a on his bike. He's got a
(03:45):
little basket on front of his bike. And he's a
very pleasant gentleman. And I talked to him quite a
bit because and don't tell Giuseppe this, but his pizza
is actually okay, So anyway, let's read this. See what
has to say. It's this Zi Ryan, this is Giuseeppi. Okay,
I heard about your little dong or itching. Well he's talking.
(04:11):
This is what happened. This is what happened when Mama
threw Jillian in a ditch. I had to get down
there and her head was face down and there's a
little water in there. I don't want Gillian to drown,
and Mama just did not care because her perennials were
just destroyed, so she didn't care if Jillian had died
(04:31):
or not. I, on the other hand, have conscious. So
I get down in there, and I pulled Jillian's face up,
you know, out of the out of the water in
the mud, because I want her to you know, drown
down there, you know, or anything like that. So you know,
please show up, and they, you know, they drag her
(04:51):
as well. But what had happened to me was while
I was down there, apparently there's a little bit of
a poison ivy down there in a ditch, and I
got some you know, on my boys now, Giuseppe, so
you don't even know it wasn't it's not my doger,
it's my boy. So you know, I don't have anything
going on with my doggers. So but let's keep reading,
(05:12):
because you know, you guys don't care to hear that.
That's you know, personal medical things are covered by HIPPA,
and it's illegal for me to tell you. So let's
go ahead and go on and see what you know
Giuseppe has to say. It says, Ryan, do you have
an STZ? You know, Giuseppe, I do not, Okay, you
(05:32):
know that. I don't know why you write me saying
things like that, trying to slander me on my own program,
because Giuseppe, if I've proven anything the entire time I've
been here is number one. I know, you know, karate,
I'm pretty damn good at it, okay. And number two,
I ain't afraid go jail. I've been there before, Okay.
(05:53):
That not only as a jailer, which you know they
finally did dethroned me as a jailer, but that's a
story for a different time. But not only as a
jailer where I was repeatedly beat and raped with mops
and mop buckets, but also as you know, an inmate, okay,
and I rose to prominence. You know, as an inmate,
(06:16):
I was you know, kind of the cock of.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The walk, and I was ahead of the yard.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You know, they found out about my podcast and they're like,
you know what, you're pretty cool guy.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know, we enjoy your podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Now they still would have, you know, occasionally beat me up,
you know, And now that I think about it, they
might have been saying that they like my podcast. But
it might have been in jest. I don't know, because
I did get beat up a lot. But anyway, that
is neither here nor there, Ji Sippi. But what is
going to be here and there? Okay, is your kneecap
(06:51):
if you don't quit telling people I got an STD
on my own program.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Let's keep reading.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It, says Ryan. If you were to have an STZ, well,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
If you were to have an STD, that could be
slightly concerning because, as you know, I currently in a
relationship with Tammy from down at the video corner. Josepe,
I don't know what that has to do with me. Okay,
(07:26):
I don't understand why me having an STD would affect
you and Tammy's relationship.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But let's keep reading it, says Ryan. I know that
you and Tammy.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Have been having an illicit affair before I started dating her.
That's my true JOSEPPI Tammy has an extra pinky. Okay,
and you know that grosses me out a little bit.
I dry heaven my mouth when I see it. It
doesn't have a nail. I don't know whatever. I gotta
(08:00):
quit talking about it, Giuseppe. But you know what I'm saying.
You know that that did not happen. Number one, number two.
Even if it did happen, I'm completely gleantd so you
don't have to worry about that. Okay, Look, we're done.
I've done with this, Giuseppe, because it's ridiculous. I'm gonna
move on to the next one. You don't have an
STD from me, Giuseppe. Now possibly you got one from Tammy,
(08:23):
because who knows what she's been doing.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That will coot or hers. Okay, but I'm not responsible.
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
This next was the next emails coming to me from?
All right, this one's from This one was from Gillian
and nope, I take that back. I just realized this
is from Gillian's attorney. Okay, let's see what this has
to say. This says, dear sir or Madam, I hope
(08:52):
this letter is reaching you. Well, this is a cease
and desists letter R You need to quit contact in
my client. And also you need to quit using her
name and likeness on your podcast program. That's not gonna happen.
(09:13):
Jillian's lawyer, it doesn't even have a law firm name
on here is this. I don't even know if this
is really from a lawyer. This could be a I generated.
I'm pretty sure it's not. I look at it. It
has some weird language in it, like dear sir or madam.
Well kind of that doesn't even make sense. Let's let's
keep reading it because you know it's you know it's
a letter, so I'll read it. It says if you
(09:35):
continue to use jillians a name or likeness in your program,
we will be suing you for three quarters of the
prophet Well jokes on you. I guess Jillian's lawyer? AI, okay,
because I don't make any profit, okay, I am currently
I write a bit destitute, Okay. I can't even afford
(10:00):
to have night caps with Mama and Jillian. Mama won't
give me any of her burb and Jillian sure ain't
sharing overmove. So you know, here's the thing. I'm not
gonna do that. And you know it as she knows it,
and we all know it, Okay, So you know, we'll
continue to tell Jilly's story because I feel like it
needs to be documented for posterity. People in the future
(10:23):
need to hear about Jillian as a cautionary tale because
you shouldn't live like her, because if you do, it's
gonna bring you to ruin. Okay, and I know that
people in the future don't want to be brought to ruin,
so I'm trying to help them.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Ai, Okay, We're done. We're
done with this. I'm gonna move on, man.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, let's go. Let's go to Ryme's. Wee can review.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Mister Crimebicker has h he's moved by a house.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Now. Mama and him are not divorced. They're taking a
trial separation now. They were very careful to make sure
that I knew that it wasn't my fault, okay, and
I appreciate that. You know, I was concerned that it
was indeed my fault, But it turns out is not
my fault. They just had some irreconcilable differences. For now,
(11:15):
they have assured me that they could work it out
and get back together.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
It's a little.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Concerning, though, that mister Crimebacker is. You know he's got is.
He's lost fifty pounds. You know, he's down to two
hundred and ninety five now. You know, he's got comb
over going. He's growing a little mustache there, and he's
looking good. And I'm concerned that somebody's gonna snatch him
up because I was down at Tedley's bar.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Didn't have a money though, but.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I was just down there sitting because he'll let me
come in there and sit and he'll give me a
water occasionally as long as I drink it out of
a paper cup. And mister crimebackers and are having himself
some drinks. And I don't even know what he was drinking.
It was in a weird looking little blue bottle, but
you know, it looked classy, and he's a classy guy.
But the more I think about it, I guess it
(12:05):
could have been because he's a pharmacist, it could have
been something like Laudnum. He could have been getting high.
As far as I know, he didn't seem that way.
But a cutie come up to him about sixty five,
seventy years old, and she was talking to him right
there at the bar, and they both went off, and
(12:27):
I guess they both had to pee or poop. I
don't know, because they both went to the bathroom. But
it was kind of odd because they both went to
the same bathroom. I don't know what was happening in
that bathroom, but I heard a lot of grunts. So
I what kind of woman or man for that matter,
would you know, poop in a bar.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's just weird.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So you know, I lost a little respect for him
for pooping in a bar and for having a friend
that would also, you know, share a bathroom with him
a poop in a bar, you know, and also she
went into the wrong one, so she probably can't read.
So you know, that's the Ryan Chronicles for today. Thanks
for joining back in and keep checking because these will
(13:10):
be coming out on a regular basis.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And bye.
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