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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's a Ride Chronicles podcast show. Come the some people
that you might not know. Jillie is drunk and said
he's un asshole as a punk, and Rice and Jacob
Verswell Collins way to serve the fight cycle with a
Ride Chronicles past.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right, okay, welcome back to the Rye Chronicles. I'm
your host, Trying Spinnaker. We got some things we need
to talk about today. We're gonna chew the fat in
me and you. We're gonna talk about some things. First
thing we're gonna talk about today, you know, got kicked out,
(00:49):
as you know, of the backgaming leagues both summer and winter.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You know, I had some issues there so I needed
you know, and also you know the dungeons and Dragons
uh sare you know kind of fell part a little bit,
you know because Phil Collins is always on a run.
You know, he's trying to hide that, you know from
Jill Collins.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Uh. So you know, sometimes we just don't have enough people.
So you know, I decided to pick up.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
A new hobby and I've been you know, down there
playing you know, pickleball dot the pickleball courts. Okay, and
you know, to tell you truth it's probably the best
sport ever.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's quickly you know, gained traction on the NFL is
America's favorite sport.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And people you know watch it all the time. If
you don't know, Andre Agassi even plays it okay, and
you know he was you know, pretty good at you
know tennis. Uh And you know it requires quite a
bit of athleticism. You wouldn't think that by my old
people are down there playing it okay, but it I
you know, but pre athletic guy. Okay, I have you
(02:06):
know done you know karate. I'm a yellow belt karate,
so I'm pretty good at that okay. And you know
it takes a lot of skill and effort and athleticism.
I'm also you know, are have a squatcher, which means
something okay, It means you.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Gotta hike a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You gotta get yourself out there in the woods and
climb over tree limbs and you know this and that okay,
and sometimes you end up with poison ivy like I did, okay,
but that wasn't from squatching. But you got to itch
it and that's all.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
A pretty good cardio workout okay, But pickleball is you know,
on the next level. Okay, I play it all the
time now, and you know, I'm not very good at it,
you know, just yet, because I just ain't, you know,
that great at it. But I thought i'd be a
little better than I am.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I played Beatrice last week. She's the last place in
the league. Okay, and it's pretty competitive league. But Beatrice,
you know, she's got to be at least ninety five,
and she never got the polio vaccine. Okay, so you
know she's got braces on her legs and she run
(03:16):
ruled me.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
They stopped the game because I was losing so badly,
and the only thing I can think of, you know,
was Beatrice some sort of you know, superhuman, because there's
no way that a ninety five year old lady will
polio should be able to beat me, you know, at
anything but mostly pickleball. But it happened, you know. So
that's what I got going on this week. Let's let's
(03:39):
get into some emails.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Let's see this first email is from all This email's
from Dinkle's a clown. If you don't know who Dinkles is,
he's the second most certifiably psycho person that I know. Okay,
number one of course being Jill Conn, but Zinkles is
(04:03):
also next level when it comes to psycho. Uh so
let's you know, let's see what Jingles has to say, it, says.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Ryan.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh okay, yeah, So for all of you who don't know,
somehow Zinkles writes these letters where I have to read
them like that, I have no choice. As soon as
I start reading it, my voice sounds like that. I
don't know how he does it. It's the weirdest thing,
but he does do it that way. So that's what's
going on there. Let's let's keep reading it, says de Ryan.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
This is your friend. Jinkle's a clown.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Huh yeah, he does that too, Like he he wrote
it out his words, so it says the words on
the paper. But when I read it, I make the noises.
It is so weird. Let's keep reading it, says Ryan.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I heard that you had been playing pickleball. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I have been playing some pickleball, Zinkles. I enjoy it
quite thoroughly. Thank you for taking an interest to my life.
Let's see what else do I say there? It says Ryan.
I have decided to pay the entry fee and become
your double's partner. Dinkles, do not tell them you want
to be my doubles partner. They will put you with me,
(05:25):
because that's what they do. If you ask, they will
do it, and that's it. They they make a decision.
It's final. But Dinkles, we cannot be doubles partners. You
wear those shoes and are oversized. I'll trip over them,
you know, twist an ankle. You know who knows you
honk a horn in the middle of the thing. I
might get scared, Okay, I'm scared just thinking about you
being my doubles partner. You know, who knows what you
(05:47):
might do. You might get down there and decide to
murder somebody like you did, you know, the family that
you went home from a hospital with. But at least
you play, you know, some board games with them first.
That was, you know, pretty good of you to do
with them and the kids, you know. But at the
same time, you know you did murder them afterwards. So
don't come down to playing pickleball with me, Dingkles, I
(06:07):
don't want that.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Let's keep reading it, says Ryan. I am very athletic
for a clown. I run zero point two five miles
a day.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, that's only a quarter of a mile, Dinkles, that's
not that far.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
You could do that fairly easily. Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Anybody on a planet could probably zoo that. Okay, Beatrice
may not be able to. I mean she does, you know,
have the leg braces.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
She cut pretty quick. She's pretty agile.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You know, she can you know, go here and go there,
back and forth across court. But one thing she probably
cannot zoo is you know, maintain that for you know,
a quarter of a mile. But that's not very impressive, Dinkles,
is what I'm saying. It says Ryan, I will have
us uniform shirts made up, and I will find us
some sponsors. Or you're gonna find sponsors, Dinkles. You're creepy, Okay.
(07:06):
You're gonna go in down there to the to the
frosty Hood, to ice cream place down there, and they're
gonna laugh at you when you ask him to give
him money because you're creepy. Okay, Well they probably won't
even laugh at you. You're so creepy, which is weird,
because you're in clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
This is just breaking my mind a little bit. I
gotta quit reading this, dinkles, because I'm concerned that you're
gonna be putting my partner now because you said this,
(07:29):
but please don't. Okay, so let's let's keep reading. We're
gonna let's move on to the next one.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
This next email is from Okay, Okay, here we go.
This was from Erin Okay. If you don't know, Aaron
is Aaron. Uh, he's you know, something else. But he
lives in a trailer park over there, and he may
or may not have intercourse with my mother. Okay, and
(07:56):
he definitely intercourse you know, with my ex over there
in the hot tub. He's got on a porch of
this trailer. Let's read it and see what it has
to say. This says, dear Ryan, this is Aaron. Well, hello, Aaron, Ryan,
I heard your bead on a pickleball courts last week. Yeah,
(08:17):
Aaron's a bit of an asshole. Okay, so I'm sure
he's about to make fun of me for losing on
a pickleball course like he always does. Let's keep reading. It,
says Ryan, you lost to a ninety five year old
woman who has leg braces because she has polio. Well, yeah,
that is all fact, Aaron. But she's not your normal
(08:40):
nine five year old polio victim. Okay, she's agile. Okay,
she you know, has she got two percent body fat?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Aaron.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay, you can't claim that you have two percent body fat.
You have like thirty Okay. It's just weird because you
don't even look that big, so you have to have
no muscle.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's so odd.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, anyway, let's keep reading it, says Riyan. Beatrice is
my grandmother. As can't be true. Aaron.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I do not get beat by your grandmother.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's crazy. Let's keep reading it, says Orian. You're a
pos Well, I don't know what that means, and it
could also be paused. He could just be yelling at
me because it's all in capital letters. I don't know.
I assume it means. I don't I wouldn't know what
it means. Okay, but let's keep reading it, says Orian,
(09:35):
speaking of anything to do with mothers, like my grandmother.
Your mother was over here last night. You better watch it, Aaron,
you better watch your mouth. Okay to talk about mama.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Just keep reading.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I want to know what it has to say, it
says Ryan, I don't kiss and tell on the lips,
but your mother hasn't shaved in a while. Aaron, I
swear to God, I will come over there and I
will give you a karate chopping the neck. You know
I'm gonna hurt you. Aaron as crazy, you say things
(10:08):
like d We're done done reading it, Aaron, I'm dunkause
you've got me worked up.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'm riled up. Now I'm finished. Let's move on. All right,
let's let's move on. We can review.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
This week.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Jillian, thanks to the.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Uh, thanks to the information I gathered, she won eight
point two million dollars in a settlement against you know,
a little slow house down there. And you're thinking, Ryan,
that's good. You should be you know, set for a while,
because you know you did work out, you know, an
agreement with Jillian and you would make five percent of
(10:43):
her earnings.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Okay, and I did do that.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The problem is this is Jillian not only as drunk,
she also cannot do math. So Jillian sign a contract
for uh uh for for with the law lawyer. So
what happened was a lawyer ends up getting eight million,
(11:06):
one hundred and ninety nine thousand dollars of that settlement
for his attorney fees, and Jillian got a grand Okay, Now,
if you can zoo math, then you should be able
to extrapolate that to what I earned. I got fifty dollars, Okay,
Now I'm not too upset about it. You know, was
pretty good, you know, payday for what I had at Zoo.
I just had to go down there and you know,
(11:28):
dodge a few punches that Jacob and Brace were throwing
at me, you know, and maybe a charity two from
here or here or there, you know. But you know,
I took at fifty dollars and I went on down
there to you know, the state park, and I gave
it to Laney, who I thought I was closer with
than I am apparently, but I gave it to Laney,
(11:49):
and you know, I pay off the rears and my
season pass down there, so I got my season pass
reinstated and I go back in there now. But she
told me not to take any bugles or Cheetos, and
that's the rule I just can't follow, okay. And she
knows that, she knows that, you know, I'm gonna break
a ruble.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's just a cute, see little thing that we do.
So I did that and I went in there and Bryce,
you know, we put out some you know, bugles and cheetos.
I did my my little call, my little mating call,
and you know, I would, you know, like always comes
a you know, a sasquatch of you know, a big
old bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And he called, caught hold.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Of Bryce by collar, bent him over and he starts,
you know, plunging his fingers into his bottom.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Repeatedly.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
We got done, and now Bryce is convinced that he's pregnant.
I tried to explain to him the birds and the bees,
but he just wouldn't listen. Okay, he doesn't understand. Well,
if you remember him and aunt Zione, Uh, they were
dating pretty steadily, in fact, very steadily. It was a
(13:05):
hot and heavy relationship. Their love was, you know, a
beautiful thing. It was, you know, one of the epic
love stories of our generation. Okay, you know, people will
be writing about it for years, the you know way
they loved each other, and then you know the way
they also did weird stuff to each other, you know,
when their clothes weren't on. But that's you know, for
someone else to tell the tale that I'm telling. Is
(13:27):
that he's been going around town telling everybody's pregnant, and
Diane has restraint in order from him because you know,
of the stuff that happened before, so she can't talk
to him, you know, to know this stuff. Well, now
she is livid because Jacobs telling everybody she's pregnant. He's pregnant.
Now she thinks he cheated on her, even though you know,
(13:49):
she knows he can't be pregnant. She does think that he,
you know, cheated on her. But it was not voluntary. Okay,
it wasn't even really cheating. I don't think it was sexual.
I think that bigfoots, you know, do that's sexually. But
you know, it's going to.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Be a pretty good ride there.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
See how crazy Ziana gets over this, because she has
been known to get kind of crazy before.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
So we'll see.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, ask the Ryan Chronicles for today. I don't forget
to join me here every Wednesday for a new episode
of The Rye Chronicles.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Bye.
It's a Ride Chronicles podcast show. Come the some people
that you might not know. Jillie is drunk and said
he's un asshole as a punk, and Rice and Jacob
Verswell Collins way to serve the fight cycle with a
Ride Chronicles past.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right, okay, welcome back to the Rye Chronicles. I'm
your host, Trying Spinnaker. We got some things we need
to talk about today. We're gonna chew the fat in
me and you. We're gonna talk about some things. First
thing we're gonna talk about today, you know, got kicked out,
(00:49):
as you know, of the backgaming leagues both summer and winter.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You know, I had some issues there so I needed
you know, and also you know the dungeons and Dragons
uh sare you know kind of fell part a little bit,
you know because Phil Collins is always on a run.
You know, he's trying to hide that, you know from
Jill Collins.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Uh. So you know, sometimes we just don't have enough people.
So you know, I decided to pick up.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
A new hobby and I've been you know, down there
playing you know, pickleball dot the pickleball courts. Okay, and
you know, to tell you truth it's probably the best
sport ever.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's quickly you know, gained traction on the NFL is
America's favorite sport.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And people you know watch it all the time. If
you don't know, Andre Agassi even plays it okay, and
you know he was you know, pretty good at you
know tennis. Uh And you know it requires quite a
bit of athleticism. You wouldn't think that by my old
people are down there playing it okay, but it I
you know, but pre athletic guy. Okay, I have you
(02:06):
know done you know karate. I'm a yellow belt karate,
so I'm pretty good at that okay. And you know
it takes a lot of skill and effort and athleticism.
I'm also you know, are have a squatcher, which means
something okay, It means you.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Gotta hike a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You gotta get yourself out there in the woods and
climb over tree limbs and you know this and that okay,
and sometimes you end up with poison ivy like I did, okay,
but that wasn't from squatching. But you got to itch
it and that's all.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
A pretty good cardio workout okay, But pickleball is you know,
on the next level. Okay, I play it all the
time now, and you know, I'm not very good at it,
you know, just yet, because I just ain't, you know,
that great at it. But I thought i'd be a
little better than I am.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I played Beatrice last week. She's the last place in
the league. Okay, and it's pretty competitive league. But Beatrice,
you know, she's got to be at least ninety five,
and she never got the polio vaccine. Okay, so you
know she's got braces on her legs and she run
(03:16):
ruled me.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
They stopped the game because I was losing so badly,
and the only thing I can think of, you know,
was Beatrice some sort of you know, superhuman, because there's
no way that a ninety five year old lady will
polio should be able to beat me, you know, at
anything but mostly pickleball. But it happened, you know. So
that's what I got going on this week. Let's let's
(03:39):
get into some emails.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Let's see this first email is from all This email's
from Dinkle's a clown. If you don't know who Dinkles is,
he's the second most certifiably psycho person that I know. Okay,
number one of course being Jill Conn, but Zinkles is
(04:03):
also next level when it comes to psycho. Uh so
let's you know, let's see what Jingles has to say, it, says.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Ryan.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh okay, yeah, So for all of you who don't know,
somehow Zinkles writes these letters where I have to read
them like that, I have no choice. As soon as
I start reading it, my voice sounds like that. I
don't know how he does it. It's the weirdest thing,
but he does do it that way. So that's what's
going on there. Let's let's keep reading it, says de Ryan.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
This is your friend. Jinkle's a clown.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Huh yeah, he does that too, Like he he wrote
it out his words, so it says the words on
the paper. But when I read it, I make the noises.
It is so weird. Let's keep reading it, says Ryan.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I heard that you had been playing pickleball. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I have been playing some pickleball, Zinkles. I enjoy it
quite thoroughly. Thank you for taking an interest to my life.
Let's see what else do I say there? It says Ryan.
I have decided to pay the entry fee and become
your double's partner. Dinkles, do not tell them you want
to be my doubles partner. They will put you with me,
(05:25):
because that's what they do. If you ask, they will
do it, and that's it. They they make a decision.
It's final. But Dinkles, we cannot be doubles partners. You
wear those shoes and are oversized. I'll trip over them,
you know, twist an ankle. You know who knows you
honk a horn in the middle of the thing. I
might get scared, Okay, I'm scared just thinking about you
being my doubles partner. You know, who knows what you
(05:47):
might do. You might get down there and decide to
murder somebody like you did, you know, the family that
you went home from a hospital with. But at least
you play, you know, some board games with them first.
That was, you know, pretty good of you to do
with them and the kids, you know. But at the
same time, you know you did murder them afterwards. So
don't come down to playing pickleball with me, Dingkles, I
(06:07):
don't want that.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Let's keep reading it, says Ryan. I am very athletic
for a clown. I run zero point two five miles
a day.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, that's only a quarter of a mile, Dinkles, that's
not that far.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
You could do that fairly easily. Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Anybody on a planet could probably zoo that. Okay, Beatrice
may not be able to. I mean she does, you know,
have the leg braces.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
She cut pretty quick. She's pretty agile.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You know, she can you know, go here and go there,
back and forth across court. But one thing she probably
cannot zoo is you know, maintain that for you know,
a quarter of a mile. But that's not very impressive, Dinkles,
is what I'm saying. It says Ryan, I will have
us uniform shirts made up, and I will find us
some sponsors. Or you're gonna find sponsors, Dinkles. You're creepy, Okay.
(07:06):
You're gonna go in down there to the to the
frosty Hood, to ice cream place down there, and they're
gonna laugh at you when you ask him to give
him money because you're creepy. Okay, Well they probably won't
even laugh at you. You're so creepy, which is weird,
because you're in clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
This is just breaking my mind a little bit. I
gotta quit reading this, dinkles, because I'm concerned that you're
gonna be putting my partner now because you said this,
(07:29):
but please don't. Okay, so let's let's keep reading. We're
gonna let's move on to the next one.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
This next email is from Okay, Okay, here we go.
This was from Erin Okay. If you don't know, Aaron
is Aaron. Uh, he's you know, something else. But he
lives in a trailer park over there, and he may
or may not have intercourse with my mother. Okay, and
(07:56):
he definitely intercourse you know, with my ex over there
in the hot tub. He's got on a porch of
this trailer. Let's read it and see what it has
to say. This says, dear Ryan, this is Aaron. Well, hello, Aaron, Ryan,
I heard your bead on a pickleball courts last week. Yeah,
(08:17):
Aaron's a bit of an asshole. Okay, so I'm sure
he's about to make fun of me for losing on
a pickleball course like he always does. Let's keep reading. It,
says Ryan, you lost to a ninety five year old
woman who has leg braces because she has polio. Well, yeah,
that is all fact, Aaron. But she's not your normal
(08:40):
nine five year old polio victim. Okay, she's agile. Okay,
she you know, has she got two percent body fat?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Aaron.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay, you can't claim that you have two percent body fat.
You have like thirty Okay. It's just weird because you
don't even look that big, so you have to have
no muscle.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's so odd.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, anyway, let's keep reading it, says Riyan. Beatrice is
my grandmother. As can't be true. Aaron.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I do not get beat by your grandmother.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's crazy. Let's keep reading it, says Orian. You're a
pos Well, I don't know what that means, and it
could also be paused. He could just be yelling at
me because it's all in capital letters. I don't know.
I assume it means. I don't I wouldn't know what
it means. Okay, but let's keep reading it, says Orian,
(09:35):
speaking of anything to do with mothers, like my grandmother.
Your mother was over here last night. You better watch it, Aaron,
you better watch your mouth. Okay to talk about mama.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Just keep reading.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I want to know what it has to say, it
says Ryan, I don't kiss and tell on the lips,
but your mother hasn't shaved in a while. Aaron, I
swear to God, I will come over there and I
will give you a karate chopping the neck. You know
I'm gonna hurt you. Aaron as crazy, you say things
(10:08):
like d We're done done reading it, Aaron, I'm dunkause
you've got me worked up.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'm riled up. Now I'm finished. Let's move on. All right,
let's let's move on. We can review.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
This week.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Jillian, thanks to the.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Uh, thanks to the information I gathered, she won eight
point two million dollars in a settlement against you know,
a little slow house down there. And you're thinking, Ryan,
that's good. You should be you know, set for a while,
because you know you did work out, you know, an
agreement with Jillian and you would make five percent of
(10:43):
her earnings.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Okay, and I did do that.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The problem is this is Jillian not only as drunk,
she also cannot do math. So Jillian sign a contract
for uh uh for for with the law lawyer. So
what happened was a lawyer ends up getting eight million,
(11:06):
one hundred and ninety nine thousand dollars of that settlement
for his attorney fees, and Jillian got a grand Okay, Now,
if you can zoo math, then you should be able
to extrapolate that to what I earned. I got fifty dollars, Okay,
Now I'm not too upset about it. You know, was
pretty good, you know, payday for what I had at Zoo.
I just had to go down there and you know,
(11:28):
dodge a few punches that Jacob and Brace were throwing
at me, you know, and maybe a charity two from
here or here or there, you know. But you know,
I took at fifty dollars and I went on down
there to you know, the state park, and I gave
it to Laney, who I thought I was closer with
than I am apparently, but I gave it to Laney,
(11:49):
and you know, I pay off the rears and my
season pass down there, so I got my season pass
reinstated and I go back in there now. But she
told me not to take any bugles or Cheetos, and
that's the rule I just can't follow, okay. And she
knows that, she knows that, you know, I'm gonna break
a ruble.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's just a cute, see little thing that we do.
So I did that and I went in there and Bryce,
you know, we put out some you know, bugles and cheetos.
I did my my little call, my little mating call,
and you know, I would, you know, like always comes
a you know, a sasquatch of you know, a big
old bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And he called, caught hold.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Of Bryce by collar, bent him over and he starts,
you know, plunging his fingers into his bottom.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Repeatedly.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
We got done, and now Bryce is convinced that he's pregnant.
I tried to explain to him the birds and the bees,
but he just wouldn't listen. Okay, he doesn't understand. Well,
if you remember him and aunt Zione, Uh, they were
dating pretty steadily, in fact, very steadily. It was a
(13:05):
hot and heavy relationship. Their love was, you know, a
beautiful thing. It was, you know, one of the epic
love stories of our generation. Okay, you know, people will
be writing about it for years, the you know way
they loved each other, and then you know the way
they also did weird stuff to each other, you know,
when their clothes weren't on. But that's you know, for
someone else to tell the tale that I'm telling. Is
(13:27):
that he's been going around town telling everybody's pregnant, and
Diane has restraint in order from him because you know,
of the stuff that happened before, so she can't talk
to him, you know, to know this stuff. Well, now
she is livid because Jacobs telling everybody she's pregnant. He's pregnant.
Now she thinks he cheated on her, even though you know,
(13:49):
she knows he can't be pregnant. She does think that he,
you know, cheated on her. But it was not voluntary. Okay,
it wasn't even really cheating. I don't think it was sexual.
I think that bigfoots, you know, do that's sexually. But
you know, it's going to.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Be a pretty good ride there.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
See how crazy Ziana gets over this, because she has
been known to get kind of crazy before.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
So we'll see.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, ask the Ryan Chronicles for today. I don't forget
to join me here every Wednesday for a new episode
of The Rye Chronicles.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Bye.
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