Jillian’s Pee Skis.

The internet can be so judgemental.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ah well, okay, welcome back to the Rye Chronicles. I'm
your hose trying spinnaker. We got some things we're gonna
talk about today. We got some things that we need
to discuss, some things that have happened to me, and
I'm gonna let you know about them, so you, as
a listener can feel like you're part of my life.

(00:28):
First off, the first thing has happened a Jillian. Jillian
has gone off a deep end. Your's your call. She'd
been giving you know, Jacob, She's been giving him, I'm
sorry now, Jacob. She's been giving uh, Bryce, She's been

(00:48):
giving him sweet tea. But it's been a lace with Vermouth. Okay.
So she this week decided that she was gonna go
down to the to Slow house and not only check
out Bryce, but also she was gonna check out Jacob. Okay,

(01:12):
and those of you who don't know when you don't remember,
Jacob is nonverbal, okay, but Jacob is a madman. Okay.
He will do anything because he doesn't know what he's doing. Anyway,
So Jacob. She takes h Bryce and Jacob back to

(01:34):
her house after Bryce goes in and gets her tea.
It's a cracker barrel. She puts remooth in the tea,
but Jacob will not drink tea. Yeah, Jacob will not
drink tea. Okay, he doesn't like it. It gives him
a little you know, tummy aches down there. He doesn't
enjoy it. It is his favorite thing, you know, to
put in his mouth. And I understand that my myself

(01:55):
am not a huge, you know, sweet tea guy. So
you know, uh, she puts you know, the remoothing the
tea for her and Bryce and they sit there and
they drink that for a little bit and you know,
they start to get a little light headed. Well you know.
Then Jillian decides that she's gonna put some sweet sea

(02:18):
in some high Sea and give that to Jacob. And
Jacob absolutely will drink high Sea. He's a monster for it.
He you know, he loses his mind. If you have
a high Sea and you don't give it to him,
even if you're drinking it, and you don't give him
that high seat, Jacob will start, you know, win mel

(02:38):
punching you. And you know he's pretty strong because of
his condition, so you know, it could hurt pretty bad.
Sometimes you get a black eye from it. Who knows well,
Jillian didn't try to keep it from him. She just
gave him the high Sea because she wanted you know,
him to enjoy, you know, his day two. Well, Jacob

(03:01):
turned into a raging monster, and it also so did
Bryce because Bryce also has issues. You know, we has
him a little you know, libation every now and then,
and he'll get crazy too, and both of them, they
started just beating on Jillian so bad. And Jillian she

(03:23):
got bruised up a little bit, you know, she you know,
maybe I brought her jaw broken. I don't know, I know,
she's talking kind of weird. She won't go to doctor, okay,
because she's embarrassed. Okay, and this is why she's embarrassed,
because they hit her so hard and so often that
she peeded a little bit in her pants. And when
I say a little bit, I mean she evacuated her

(03:45):
entire bladder. Okay. So she was trying to get away
from him, and she kept slipping and falling in her
own urine that she couldn't run. It was like she was,
you know, Scooby Doo kid trying to dance, or she
was like you know cartoon character try to run on
a banana peel something like that. At so Julian now
has talking weird and her mouth it just stays open.

(04:07):
It's kind of weird. Something else been going on this week,
this whole issue with the Dayton site on it on
the Facebook. I told you about last week. It's getting
out of hand. Okay. People been on there talking about
me left and right, you know, saying stuff about me.

(04:28):
You know my dating? Is this person dating you too?
Or we all dating? You know, Ryan Spinnaker when you
know what's zeal Well, this week Judge Phillips got on
there and he put on their ladies you know what.
I'm just gonna read it to you. We'll go ahead
and move on in. We'll go ahead and go on

(04:49):
into the uh the mail bag. Okay, but I'm gonna
read you the first one's not gonna be male. It's
gonna be a comment okay, that he put on on
Facebook on a are we dating the same fella? Okay,
that's the name of it is Are we dating the
same fella? Okay? Uh? This is what it says. Prelong so,

(05:11):
but this is what it says. It says, this is
Judge Phillips. Ladies, I think you and me might be
dating the same guy. Well, Judge, we are not dating
for certain, Okay. You're you know, pretty high up guy,
so I might consider it if you had even asked. Okay,
but you being very presumptive that I would even do that. Okay.

(05:32):
I don't even know how much you make. I have
a you know, a set amount you know that I
would accept because you know I value myself. Okay, that much.
But you don't even want to ask or you know,
send me your financials. So let's keep moving and see
what else it has to say, it says ladies. Last
week he showed me his bits and piece says, well,

(05:54):
you made me, Judge. To be honest, I didn't do
that on my own accord. You asked me to do it,
and I did it because I had to get out
of trouble, because if I didn't do it, you was going,
you know, keep me in trouble. I hold me cound
tempt a court. Okay, he's gonna send me down there
to the clink again, okay, and I wasn't about to go.
You rush. How many times I've been beat to death

(06:14):
with a mob handle not to death, because I'm still alive,
but I have been hit several times, okay, in a
bike of a head and a spleen. You know, I've
been hit right there in a gullet once or twice.
I was hit right there one time, one of them.
You know, this was one of the times I wasn't
being assaulted with a sexually. Okay, he just hit me
in a buttthole with it, just to see what would happened.

(06:34):
And if I'm being honest, says, probably what hurt the worst. Okay,
they didn't care. They went just crazy on me with
mob handles, and you know, just mob handles mostly. There's
not really a whole lot else for going to be used.
Let's keep reading it, says. He showed him to me,
and then he made one of my employees reading me

(06:58):
an erotic novel that she had written about it. That
was not a neurotic novel. That was the court record.
You made her read it. You asked her to read
it back to you. I don't understand what you're even
talking about. You're supposed to be a professional judge, Phillips.
Let's keep reading note, because now I gotta know what

(07:18):
you say, it says. He then proceeded to sit down
on a cold chair without even zipping his pants. You
told me to do that too, Judge, that was you.
I didn't do that, you said, don't zip it back up.
I may need to see it again, so you know
that whatever. This is ridiculous. This is getting ridiculous. Let's

(07:42):
let's go keep reading it because we got to because
I gotta know what he says. It says, Ladies, please
back off of my man, not your man, Judge Phillips,
I've told you this several times. Why do you not
listen to me? Why are you like this? I'm trying to,
you know, get me a date. I try to score

(08:03):
me a date. What you do? You do crazy things
and say stuff like this on the internet so people
think that I can't get a date or people won't
date me because you say stuff like that, and they're like, oh,
he's already got you know, a man, he's involved in
a relationship with another man. And that's not true at all. Judge.
I don't do that, Okay. I don't have any interest. Okay,

(08:25):
So anyway, we're done. I'm done. I'm done reading that.
We're gonna move on to the next letter because I
just I can't deal with these. I'm gonna go back
to some emails because this is making me just angry.
I gets so mad, you know, about these people saying
this stuff about me. All right, let's see this one's
from Jillian. Okay, so I guess she can't talk real
well right now, because you know she's a little slack jaw.

(08:47):
So I guess she, you know, decides to type up
an email. See what the email has to say. It says,
zer Ryan, this is a Jillian, your next door neighbor. Well,
I know who you are, Jillian. You don't have to
say that, okay, And also, thank you for sending me
an email. It's very nice of you. I appreciate it.
But let's see what you guys say. It says Ryan,

(09:09):
as you know, I have been assaulted by Bryce and Jacob. Yeah,
well that was coning you. Jillian. You shouldn't have gave
them from mouth. Okay. Everybody knows you don't give them
form ruth. That's just the law. Okay, let's keep reading.
Let's see what it has to say. It says, Ryan,
you were correct about the email that I sent you

(09:32):
earlier in the show. In the last show. That was
an AI letter. It was not indeed my lawyer. Yeah,
that was pretty easy figure out, Jillian. And you mentioned
it since then, and a lawyer would have been all
over my ass, okay, trying to get me a settle.
It had been like I need, you know, thirty five

(09:53):
hundred bucks, Give me thirty five hundred bucks, I'll make
this go away. So it's pretty clear that it was
not a real letter. Keep reading it, says Ryan. That
letter was a test. I was trying to see if
you were good enough detective to find out that it
wasn't a real letter. Will You don't really have to
be a good detective to figure that out, Jillian. You

(10:15):
did a horrible job. Let's keep reading it, says Ryan.
I did this because I want you to investigate the
Slow House. Why would I do that. That's where two
of my very good friends live, Jillian. So let's not
go there. Let's keep reading it, says Ryan. I'm planning

(10:37):
on suing them, and I want you to be my PI.
I want you to go down and get information on
the Slow House and how their negligence caused my injuries
or their negligence didn't cause your injuries, Jillian, your negligence
caused your injuries. You are just somebody that does not

(10:58):
understand things. I don't know what to tell you. Let's
keep reading it, says Ryan. I'm going to take in turn,
take that information to a real lawyer. I'm gonna follow
a lawsuit. We'll be rich, Ryan, and in return, I
will give you a part of the proceeds. Your neighbor
in Christ's a Jillian. Well, Jillian, I don't want to

(11:21):
do this, but I am a little financially drained right now.
I've hit a bad patch. Okay. I owe you know,
government a little money, you know, And I don't even
want to talk about that, because as soon as you
talk about they start saying you prison, federal prison, you know,
for lying on you know, a podcast. I don't know,
they'll come up with something. Okay. I owe a little

(11:43):
bit of money down there to to a state park. Okay.
I got a season pass and they let me get
it on credit because I'm such a you know, a
good customer, and I get one every year. Okay, but
they you know, this time, I didn't quite have you know,
the funds, so I might considerate. We'll have to see,
but we're gonna move on. A Rise Weekend review this

(12:06):
week MSS Crumbacker was riding his bike, okay, and it
was a tandem bike, and he had his you know,
little poop partner on there with him. Okay. And you know,
I don't try and sound bitter or derogatory. You know
they are, you know who they are. They like to
you know, befriend each other and go down there to

(12:29):
the bar take poops. I can't stop that, you know,
I can't help that. I still, you know, I still
love the man. He's still a good guy. But Mama
sometimes is of a different opinion. Sometimes she'll fly off
the handle. Well, Mama was sitting on a porch and
they drove by on a tandem bike, and that wouldn't

(12:50):
have been a big of an issue as it could
have been, cause it should have been, except for Mama
noticed that his poop partner wasn't helping him pedal, and
that threw her into a rage. She you know, was
fine until she saw you know that she was taking
advantage of mister Crinbacker, making him do all the work.

(13:13):
So Mama took off, running off the porch. She did
one Sean Michael's kicks, so she jumped up and double
kicked them, kicked the bike over, not realizing she's gonna
hurt mister Crumbacker too. So you know, they fell down.
Everybody fell down. Mama, you know, got hit with a
pedal in the back of the head, the mister Crimbacker

(13:35):
skint up his elbow, and his poop partner, who I
didn't know this at the time, but her name is Cynthia. Cynthia,
she ended up, you know, scraping up her forehead a
little bit. Mama felt bad. She invited him in it's
a house to take care of it. And long story short,
they're now in a thropple. They're in a swinger relationship,

(14:00):
so we'll see how that goes. But that's your Rye
Chronicles for today. Gets tuned in, you know, every Wednesday,
and you have a new Rye Chronicles to listen to. Bye.