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Speaker 1 (00:03):
All right, okay, welcome back to the Rye Chronicles. I'm
your house, Ryan Spinnaker. We got some things we're gonna
talk about today. We got a lot of things that
we're gonna discuss, Okay, me and you, we're gonna talk
about it. We ain't got a lot of time because
(00:24):
I'm a busy man, Okay, I got scheduled to keep
all right, So let's get right into it. First off,
of the charges that were taking against me down there
to Chucky Cheese, they've been dropped, okay, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Pretty lucky, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
The way I got that taken care of and went
into court down there, and they call my name. I
went up and they asked me how I plan. I
told them, you know, I'm not guilty. I'm not guilty
of this.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
This is a disgusting crime, and charging me with it's
the judge, you know, he made me, you know, come
up here and show him my little bits and pieces
on the underside, so he knew that I really did
have poison ivy okay, And it wasn't a lie that
I wasn't you know, being you know, untruthful about why
(01:15):
I was out there doing that and I wasn't, so
you know, I was exonerated, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But the weird thing is, is it now.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The judge keeps texting me asking me if I could
use an extra hand when it comes to scratching you know,
the underside of my bits of poison ivy down there.
That seems like it it's a problem. It seems like
he's doing something he shouldn't be doing, a conflict of interest.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The judge you know, who made me come up to
the bench, has show them, you know, underside of my testicles,
and you know, and and you know, they even typed
it out there, the little stenographer down there, she typed
it out you know when it happened. As a record
for courts. The court has a record that I pulled
my bits of pieces out in the court. And then
after I showed the judge and my little bits and
(02:04):
pieces there, he told me to sit down. I sat down,
and he told me, you know, not to zip up yet,
just in case he needed anything else.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So I sat down.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
When my boys hanging out and they were touching the
chair there. The chair was real cold. But then he
turns to the court stenographer and he says, Emily can
you read that back to me? And then Emily proceeds
to read it back to him. It said, Ryan pulls
out his testicles and shows the judge the underside of
his bits and pieces so that the judge knows that
(02:38):
he is telling the truth. And that was humiliating. Okay,
it was fine. When I showed him to him. That
wasn't that bad. The whole courtroom could see him. You know,
I get that, but that's not you know, that's not
that bad. But hearing it out loud like that, it
was degrading.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It was like, you know, my tire testicles were sprawled
on a cheap dime store novel or something like that.
And I didn't enjoy that, okay, And I don't know
what I'm gonna do about it, but I'm done with
that part.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We got to move on. I don't I'm not judge.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm not gonna show you my testicles, okay, ever ever again, Okay,
unless you know, something like this happens again, I guess
I have to. Okay, if I'm a court you know,
it's your world. I gotta show you my testicles or
be he'll contempt. I get that, okay, but I'm never
gonna show you any other way.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, unless there's a medical emergency or something like that. Okay, uh,
you know, then I might okay, or you know, maybe
if you know, they get really cold or something, I
just you know, need you to warm them.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Up a little bit maybe, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Or if the poisoning spreads Okay, Now it is a
lot you know, more itchy down there, I might need
another set of hands. I never thought about that before,
so you know that is also possible. I might have
to do that, Okay, but those are the only Well. Also,
maybe in a future, if I need to get out
of a ticket, I might let you, you know, I
might let you hold on to them a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's the only scenarios we're ever gonna see my testicles again. Judge,
you get that through your head. Okay, all right, we're
talking about that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I have something else happened to me this week. This week,
I'm on it. I've been put on internet. Okay, I
know what you're thinking. You're thinking, right, you're already on
the internet. You have a very good presence on the internet.
Your marketing strategy is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You're so good at it. You know. People love it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
People love to see on there on the internet, just
telling them good wholesome things. People love to see, you know,
your cat videos, you know, they love to see, you know,
the cooking videos where people smush stuff with their hands
and put you know, whole blocks of velvet to cheese
and a pan. They love your your your internet presence,
you know. And they absolutely clamor over your memes.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
They love your memes.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I've even heard some call you Ryan, oh mean lord, Okay,
so what are you talking about. You've been on the
internet and that is all true, okay, and I am
a meme lord. However, this is different. A group of
people are blasting me on the Internet and they're saying
I did horrible things. And that group is on Facebook,
(05:20):
and that group is called are we Jating the same felon?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay? And what happened?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Somebody anonymously posted it said, you know, it was a
picture of me. I don't know where I got it.
It is a picture of me, and it said are
we jating the same Fela? This is And I had
my name, my address, so they doxed me technically, you know,
nothing bas happened yet, but they did dox.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Me, so it's dangerous. It might be illegal. I don't
know that they put.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
My address, my phone number, my email address. They put
my shoe sizes on her for some reason. I don't
even know what that's about how I got it, but
it was correct oddly enough. Uh, you know, they put
the last time that I changed my air conditioners air filter.
They put all kinds of things in here that you know,
(06:12):
you wouldn't know and nobody would even need for that matter.
So what happened was after that a litany of you know,
other anonymous posters who had names that weren't real you
see Internet. So while wes okay, nothing's real on the internet. Okay,
(06:33):
they all, you know, just go crazy on the Internet
say whatever they want to. But they've been saying horrible,
hurtful things about me, and you know, I try to
defend myself, but I just can't type fast enough. I
get cramps and my pinky finger when I try to
type that fast, and it's just it's upset me horribly.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So one more zoo today.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Is normally I zoo you you know, a couple of
emails I might get to an email today by definitely
want to read to you a couple of these comments, okay,
and who they're from, So let's go ahead and get
to that, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
The first one, this.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
One is posted by someone who calls themselves on the
internet Okay, Lonely Hearts Club prayers and a heart is
actually a heart.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's pretty cool. Hogh, they did that.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
But with a name like that, it's not hard to
see why you would be on this site, sweetheart. I'm saying,
maybe it's you. If you continually have to go on
here and you have to call yourself the president of
a lonely Hearts club on the internet, and you have
to go on websites like this and make sure you
know your guy and out there cheating on you, then
(07:43):
maybe you know you have some things about yourself that
you need to change. Maybe you know, and I'm not
saying you know it's your fault. I would never victim blame, okay,
but you know it's always, you know, the guy's fault.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I understand that.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
But you know, sometimes if you know, dudes keep even
they keep you know, just going away and not coming back.
You know, maybe you know some things you need to
change in your life, your lifestyle. Okay, maybe a naglet
too much. Okay, maybe you know you got a high pitched,
squeaky voice. People just don't you know, like maybe it's shrill,
(08:20):
you know. Maybe you know you don't wear a bra
and you should. Okay, I don't know. Maybe you're a
moon move person. I have no clue. Okay, I couldn't
tell you because you're anonymously posted things. I would help
you if you would let me, but you won't. Let's
read what it has to say. This from a Lonely
Hearts club press says Ryan has clemydia. Well false, that
(08:43):
was a false claim, okay, And I can't defend myself
because she locked the comments. Okay, So can't you go
down and say this is false. I can't even tell
her you do not have chlemydia. But this does give
me a clue.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm wondering if this is just Sippy posting as a girl,
you know, trying to slander me, because he's been saying
crazy stuff like that too. I cannot prove it, okay,
but if I do prove it, GIUSEPPI, I swear to God,
if I prove it, I'm gonna punt your little boys
up through your skull. Okay, I'm all hurt you bad. Okay,
that's not a threat, though, but I will hurt you
(09:16):
bad Giuseppi. Okay, let's move on. Let's do another one,
all right. This next one is from veg lover. That's weird,
you love never mind, that's an a Okay, so that's
weird too. If you're calling yourself, you know, vag lover
on the internet, we doing on a form like this.
You know, you're not dating the same guy as anybody. Okay,
(09:36):
you don't date guys, You're dating women, all right, So
that's weird. It makes me think that you're you're, you know,
innerant troll. Okay, you're just trolling people. Let's see what
this one says though. Okay, it says just here for
the comments, and then underneath that she and I use
(09:57):
that term loosely because I don't know if she is
a she, but underneath that she commented on her own comment,
and it says, rise a turd with a face, and
that is you know, you know, you can't prove that either. Okay,
I'm not turd, everybody. That's ridiculous. Nobody would think that
I'm a turd. You can see me and see that
(10:19):
I'm not, you know, physically a turd. Okay, so I
can only assume you're trying to say I'm not a
good person. So, but then right under that, she liked
that comment, so she commented, and then she commented on
her comments, and then she liked her own comments. You're
a very lonely person, sweetheart, someone will like her comment eventually.
(10:42):
You don't have to do it yourself. And I feel
like you might have some low self esteem.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Dye your hair back to its original color instead of purple. Okay,
and quit trying to draw attention to yourself in a
negative way. Okay, Somewhere somebody's gonna give you attention in
a positive way someday, or maybe they won't because you're
on the internet doing stuff like this.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Piss them off. Okay, let's go on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
This next one is from someone named Winky bottom Hole.
What's a I like to talk to that part. It's
a pretty unique name, okay, Winky bottom Hole. I wonder
where they got it. I'd like to do an interview
on my podcast to ask where Winky bottom Hole got
her name. Okay, just to know, you know where it's from.
But let's see what she had to say. This says, oh,
(11:29):
I know him. I seen him down at the video
corner trying to get his little ring finger wet in
Tiffany's return slot. You did not This is false accusations
that I'm taking. Okay, this did not happen. Okay, has
(11:50):
never happens.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
What made us think? Just step he's behind this? Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
If you kids who don't know because you never rent
a video because you know, video stores are gone. This
probably video corn might be the last one.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But the video return slot is where you take a
video put in a slot. It's a hole in the
side of the wall. You slide the video through.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
They're trying to say that I's in there, you know,
getting a little, a little action, Okay, and I was
not all right.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I was not doing that. So I'll get to a bodys.
I'm done with those. Let's let's move on. We can review.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
This makes me mad, we can review. So we I
was out there squatching with Bryce ye day. We went
down in the forest off her route too, down there
down the state park and we's out there and Bryce
told me something that appalled me. Okay, Jillian loves Cracker
(12:40):
Barrel sweet tea, right, but she can't go there no
more because she pooped on the tables, so they banned her. Well,
now she goes down there and she checks Bryce out
his slow house down there, okay, and she'll take him
down there, and don't cancel me. I'm not the one
who said that. Those are not my words, Okay, that's
(13:01):
that's mama. Mama said that, okay, And Mama was born
in sixties. Okay, so you can't be mad at her.
You know, she's used to, you know, words like that,
she uses them.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But she checked him out a slow house down there,
takes him down to the cracker Barrel so he can
go in and pick up her call in order a
gallon jug of tea, and then she'll take it. She'll
drink half of it right there in a car, and
then she'll fill the.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Rest of it with him from moth. Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
And if she, you know, takes Bryce, you know, back
to her house, they sit the kitchen table and they drink.
They share the gallon of hermoth and tea. Bryce should
not be drinking for several reasons. Number one he comes
from a slow house and number two he gets raging
mad when he drinks. All right, well, ask some Ryan
(13:48):
Chronicles for today. It's good talking to you. I see
it next Wednesday and every Wednesday after that, right here
on the Rye Chronicles.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Bye.
All right, okay, welcome back to the Rye Chronicles. I'm
your house, Ryan Spinnaker. We got some things we're gonna
talk about today. We got a lot of things that
we're gonna discuss, Okay, me and you, we're gonna talk
about it. We ain't got a lot of time because
(00:24):
I'm a busy man, Okay, I got scheduled to keep
all right, So let's get right into it. First off,
of the charges that were taking against me down there
to Chucky Cheese, they've been dropped, okay, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Pretty lucky, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
The way I got that taken care of and went
into court down there, and they call my name. I
went up and they asked me how I plan. I
told them, you know, I'm not guilty. I'm not guilty
of this.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
This is a disgusting crime, and charging me with it's
the judge, you know, he made me, you know, come
up here and show him my little bits and pieces
on the underside, so he knew that I really did
have poison ivy okay, And it wasn't a lie that
I wasn't you know, being you know, untruthful about why
(01:15):
I was out there doing that and I wasn't, so
you know, I was exonerated, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But the weird thing is, is it now.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The judge keeps texting me asking me if I could
use an extra hand when it comes to scratching you know,
the underside of my bits of poison ivy down there.
That seems like it it's a problem. It seems like
he's doing something he shouldn't be doing, a conflict of interest.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The judge you know, who made me come up to
the bench, has show them, you know, underside of my testicles,
and you know, and and you know, they even typed
it out there, the little stenographer down there, she typed
it out you know when it happened. As a record
for courts. The court has a record that I pulled
my bits of pieces out in the court. And then
after I showed the judge and my little bits and
(02:04):
pieces there, he told me to sit down. I sat down,
and he told me, you know, not to zip up yet,
just in case he needed anything else.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So I sat down.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
When my boys hanging out and they were touching the
chair there. The chair was real cold. But then he
turns to the court stenographer and he says, Emily can
you read that back to me? And then Emily proceeds
to read it back to him. It said, Ryan pulls
out his testicles and shows the judge the underside of
his bits and pieces so that the judge knows that
(02:38):
he is telling the truth. And that was humiliating. Okay,
it was fine. When I showed him to him. That
wasn't that bad. The whole courtroom could see him. You know,
I get that, but that's not you know, that's not
that bad. But hearing it out loud like that, it
was degrading.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It was like, you know, my tire testicles were sprawled
on a cheap dime store novel or something like that.
And I didn't enjoy that, okay, And I don't know
what I'm gonna do about it, but I'm done with
that part.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We got to move on. I don't I'm not judge.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm not gonna show you my testicles, okay, ever ever again, Okay,
unless you know, something like this happens again, I guess
I have to. Okay, if I'm a court you know,
it's your world. I gotta show you my testicles or
be he'll contempt. I get that, okay, but I'm never
gonna show you any other way.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, unless there's a medical emergency or something like that. Okay, uh,
you know, then I might okay, or you know, maybe
if you know, they get really cold or something, I
just you know, need you to warm them.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Up a little bit maybe, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Or if the poisoning spreads Okay, Now it is a
lot you know, more itchy down there, I might need
another set of hands. I never thought about that before,
so you know that is also possible. I might have
to do that, Okay, but those are the only Well. Also,
maybe in a future, if I need to get out
of a ticket, I might let you, you know, I
might let you hold on to them a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's the only scenarios we're ever gonna see my testicles again. Judge,
you get that through your head. Okay, all right, we're
talking about that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I have something else happened to me this week. This week,
I'm on it. I've been put on internet. Okay, I
know what you're thinking. You're thinking, right, you're already on
the internet. You have a very good presence on the internet.
Your marketing strategy is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You're so good at it. You know. People love it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
People love to see on there on the internet, just
telling them good wholesome things. People love to see, you know,
your cat videos, you know, they love to see, you know,
the cooking videos where people smush stuff with their hands
and put you know, whole blocks of velvet to cheese
and a pan. They love your your your internet presence,
you know. And they absolutely clamor over your memes.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
They love your memes.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I've even heard some call you Ryan, oh mean lord, Okay,
so what are you talking about. You've been on the
internet and that is all true, okay, and I am
a meme lord. However, this is different. A group of
people are blasting me on the Internet and they're saying
I did horrible things. And that group is on Facebook,
(05:20):
and that group is called are we Jating the same felon?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay? And what happened?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Somebody anonymously posted it said, you know, it was a
picture of me. I don't know where I got it.
It is a picture of me, and it said are
we jating the same Fela? This is And I had
my name, my address, so they doxed me technically, you know,
nothing bas happened yet, but they did dox.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Me, so it's dangerous. It might be illegal. I don't
know that they put.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
My address, my phone number, my email address. They put
my shoe sizes on her for some reason. I don't
even know what that's about how I got it, but
it was correct oddly enough. Uh, you know, they put
the last time that I changed my air conditioners air filter.
They put all kinds of things in here that you know,
(06:12):
you wouldn't know and nobody would even need for that matter.
So what happened was after that a litany of you know,
other anonymous posters who had names that weren't real you
see Internet. So while wes okay, nothing's real on the internet. Okay,
(06:33):
they all, you know, just go crazy on the Internet
say whatever they want to. But they've been saying horrible,
hurtful things about me, and you know, I try to
defend myself, but I just can't type fast enough. I
get cramps and my pinky finger when I try to
type that fast, and it's just it's upset me horribly.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So one more zoo today.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Is normally I zoo you you know, a couple of
emails I might get to an email today by definitely
want to read to you a couple of these comments, okay,
and who they're from, So let's go ahead and get
to that, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
The first one, this.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
One is posted by someone who calls themselves on the
internet Okay, Lonely Hearts Club prayers and a heart is
actually a heart.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's pretty cool. Hogh, they did that.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
But with a name like that, it's not hard to
see why you would be on this site, sweetheart. I'm saying,
maybe it's you. If you continually have to go on
here and you have to call yourself the president of
a lonely Hearts club on the internet, and you have
to go on websites like this and make sure you
know your guy and out there cheating on you, then
(07:43):
maybe you know you have some things about yourself that
you need to change. Maybe you know, and I'm not
saying you know it's your fault. I would never victim blame, okay,
but you know it's always, you know, the guy's fault.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I understand that.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
But you know, sometimes if you know, dudes keep even
they keep you know, just going away and not coming back.
You know, maybe you know some things you need to
change in your life, your lifestyle. Okay, maybe a naglet
too much. Okay, maybe you know you got a high pitched,
squeaky voice. People just don't you know, like maybe it's shrill,
(08:20):
you know. Maybe you know you don't wear a bra
and you should. Okay, I don't know. Maybe you're a
moon move person. I have no clue. Okay, I couldn't
tell you because you're anonymously posted things. I would help
you if you would let me, but you won't. Let's
read what it has to say. This from a Lonely
Hearts club press says Ryan has clemydia. Well false, that
(08:43):
was a false claim, okay, And I can't defend myself
because she locked the comments. Okay, So can't you go
down and say this is false. I can't even tell
her you do not have chlemydia. But this does give
me a clue.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm wondering if this is just Sippy posting as a girl,
you know, trying to slander me, because he's been saying
crazy stuff like that too. I cannot prove it, okay,
but if I do prove it, GIUSEPPI, I swear to God,
if I prove it, I'm gonna punt your little boys
up through your skull. Okay, I'm all hurt you bad. Okay,
that's not a threat, though, but I will hurt you
(09:16):
bad Giuseppi. Okay, let's move on. Let's do another one,
all right. This next one is from veg lover. That's weird,
you love never mind, that's an a Okay, so that's
weird too. If you're calling yourself, you know, vag lover
on the internet, we doing on a form like this.
You know, you're not dating the same guy as anybody. Okay,
(09:36):
you don't date guys, You're dating women, all right, So
that's weird. It makes me think that you're you're, you know,
innerant troll. Okay, you're just trolling people. Let's see what
this one says though. Okay, it says just here for
the comments, and then underneath that she and I use
(09:57):
that term loosely because I don't know if she is
a she, but underneath that she commented on her own comment,
and it says, rise a turd with a face, and
that is you know, you know, you can't prove that either. Okay,
I'm not turd, everybody. That's ridiculous. Nobody would think that
I'm a turd. You can see me and see that
(10:19):
I'm not, you know, physically a turd. Okay, so I
can only assume you're trying to say I'm not a
good person. So, but then right under that, she liked
that comment, so she commented, and then she commented on
her comments, and then she liked her own comments. You're
a very lonely person, sweetheart, someone will like her comment eventually.
(10:42):
You don't have to do it yourself. And I feel
like you might have some low self esteem.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Dye your hair back to its original color instead of purple. Okay,
and quit trying to draw attention to yourself in a
negative way. Okay, Somewhere somebody's gonna give you attention in
a positive way someday, or maybe they won't because you're
on the internet doing stuff like this.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Piss them off. Okay, let's go on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
This next one is from someone named Winky bottom Hole.
What's a I like to talk to that part. It's
a pretty unique name, okay, Winky bottom Hole. I wonder
where they got it. I'd like to do an interview
on my podcast to ask where Winky bottom Hole got
her name. Okay, just to know, you know where it's from.
But let's see what she had to say. This says, oh,
(11:29):
I know him. I seen him down at the video
corner trying to get his little ring finger wet in
Tiffany's return slot. You did not This is false accusations
that I'm taking. Okay, this did not happen. Okay, has
(11:50):
never happens.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
What made us think? Just step he's behind this? Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
If you kids who don't know because you never rent
a video because you know, video stores are gone. This
probably video corn might be the last one.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But the video return slot is where you take a
video put in a slot. It's a hole in the
side of the wall. You slide the video through.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
They're trying to say that I's in there, you know,
getting a little, a little action, Okay, and I was
not all right.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I was not doing that. So I'll get to a bodys.
I'm done with those. Let's let's move on. We can review.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
This makes me mad, we can review. So we I
was out there squatching with Bryce ye day. We went
down in the forest off her route too, down there
down the state park and we's out there and Bryce
told me something that appalled me. Okay, Jillian loves Cracker
(12:40):
Barrel sweet tea, right, but she can't go there no
more because she pooped on the tables, so they banned her. Well,
now she goes down there and she checks Bryce out
his slow house down there, okay, and she'll take him
down there, and don't cancel me. I'm not the one
who said that. Those are not my words, Okay, that's
(13:01):
that's mama. Mama said that, okay, And Mama was born
in sixties. Okay, so you can't be mad at her.
You know, she's used to, you know, words like that,
she uses them.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But she checked him out a slow house down there,
takes him down to the cracker Barrel so he can
go in and pick up her call in order a
gallon jug of tea, and then she'll take it. She'll
drink half of it right there in a car, and
then she'll fill the.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Rest of it with him from moth. Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
And if she, you know, takes Bryce, you know, back
to her house, they sit the kitchen table and they drink.
They share the gallon of hermoth and tea. Bryce should
not be drinking for several reasons. Number one he comes
from a slow house and number two he gets raging
mad when he drinks. All right, well, ask some Ryan
(13:48):
Chronicles for today. It's good talking to you. I see
it next Wednesday and every Wednesday after that, right here
on the Rye Chronicles.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Bye.
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