October 14, 2025 • 14 mins
Aaron becomes a fan and Laney has been pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a Ride Chronicles podcast show. Call these some people
that you might not know. Julie is drunk. He said
he's unasshole as a punk, and Rice and Jacob ver
Slow Collins waiting to serve the fight cycle with a
ride chroniclessh.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right, okay, welcome back to the Ryan Chronicles. I'm
your host, Ryan Spinnaker. We got some things we're gonna
talk about today. We got a little gun flapping we
need to do, and we're gonna start that gun flapping.
We're talking about what happened on.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
A pickleball courtse this week.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So I've played Beatrice three times this week because you know,
we're in a pre season around Robin's tournament. Every time
Aaron's been there and he's holding up signs, you know,
say you know he want of them said you know,
Ryan shoves his paddle in his butt hole, you know,
and then in parentheses it said, you know, smell a handle,
(01:07):
you know, like it's gonna prove anything. I've been sweating Aaron.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Okay whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He had one that said, you know it's a good thing,
you know, seemen in the performing enhancing drug or Ryan
will be baying for life. And that would kind of
hell look close to home.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I don't want you know, them to think I'm doing
anything illegal, done or in a pickle ball courts.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, And also, just to be clear, I also am
not you know ingestin seamen, just so we're clear on that.
And he had one that said Ryan takes the balls
as well as a pickle. And I've never stolen anything
in my life and Aaron knows that. Okay, I've never
taken the balls from down there. And there's not even
(01:47):
really Aaron a pickle in a game. Okay, it's not
a real pickle. That's just you know, a euphemism or
something like that. So you know, I you can't take it.
So I didn't take that either, so quick, you know,
going down there and try to tell everybody I stole this.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I stole that. Okay, I didn't zoo that.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But Beatrice, you know, she did beat me every time
saw him out of a round robin tournament. And I'm
in the loser's bracket, okay, but I'm the only one there.
It looks like it's so odd. You know, we gonna
zoo though. At least I am gonna win that bracket.
You know, Jillian, you know, she's on on a bender
(02:29):
all week, just blowing through that, you know, nine hundred
and fifty dollars, and it was going pretty quick. You know,
if mouth is not cheap, you can't you know, just
go around buy for mouth at discount prices.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And she thinks that she's you know, Kanye West or
somebody you know up there in Las Vegas just you know,
tossing out konyak.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So she been giving it to her friends, you know, obviously,
you know, not Bryce, and she's been giving it to
different people. She hadn't be giving it to Jacob, but
you know, she got some more friends off the side
there that you know, I don't even know who they are.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
They're a weird little group.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, they come from a different town, but they'll come
in to see her occasionally and she'll give them, you know,
a little remouth he you know, here and there because
she got that that little settlement.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And you know, they're pretty loud at party, you know,
and I don't want to call cops on them, but
it is getting hard for me to get my rest,
and I need it, okay, for this pickleball tournament.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It's coming up.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's very important that get my rest, okay, because if
you don't, if you're tired and you know, you're dehydrated,
things like, hey, you know, you can get cramps, and
pickleball is pretty you know, big sport for cramping.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, let's move on. We're gonna move on to you know,
the emails. First email here, Okay, this was from Jingles.
Let's see what it has to say. It says, it's
dere Ryan. This is your friend Jingles the clown. Ah.
(03:59):
I wanted you to know that I was able to
get in contact with the commissioner of the league. She
told me what the entry fee was, and it was
very excessive. I stayed in my case to her that
I thought it was excessive. At first she wasn't receptive,
(04:25):
but then later she decided it would be in her
best interest to lower it. It turns out she loves
her family more than she loves money. The dentals do
not hurt the commissioner's family.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I know what you like to do when you go
play games places and then you get all, you know, relaxed,
and you get in the killing mode. Okay, it's what
happened with They want family that you know you went
home with from you know, the hospital.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Don't do this. There's no reason to hurt anybody.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, this is pickleball, you know, it's really not Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's a big zeal, you know, to me, but you know,
just please don't kill nobody.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't want that on my conscious because you never
would have you know, gone down there even if it
was for me and try to get you know, be
a part of it. Let's keep reading it, says Ryan.
I've also gotten three sponsors. We're the richest team in
the league. We're gonna be able to buy so many
(05:29):
uniform shirts and have the best equipment. Well that's pretty good, honestly, Zinkles.
I'm concerned about how you want about you know, securing
those funds. If you threat to kill somebody, I you know,
I would be you know, disappointed. But at the same time,
you know, we zoo the equipment, you know, so I
(05:52):
can't be too mad at it. I guess let's keep reading.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It, says Ryan. Practice.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This is at six in the morning. Well, misstop your
right there, Jinkles. Practice is not at six in the morning.
I just told you I got people partying next door
on removeth okay, and I cannot get up at early
because they're partying to o ours and the night ten
or eleven o'clock at night, they're partying until I cannot
get my sleep. So you know, six is not gonna
(06:21):
work for me.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Xinles.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We'll keep reading them, it says Ryan. We will start
with conditioning and it will be every day. Get your
running shoes on because.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Hell week is next week.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't like the sound of that, Zinkles, or why
do we need to do hell Week? It's already started
at number one, number two. I don't want to play
with you, but the fact that you have fun and
it is making me think that maybe I should. But
also I don't want to, you know, do a lot
of runn I don't want to do suicides and sprints.
I don't want to do all that Tinkles. Maybe you know,
(06:56):
we started like, you know, eleven thirty, you know, after
we had you know, like a little brunch, you know,
had a mimosa too.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Maybe we do that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, we had to get together and talk about it
as a team. Let's keep reading it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Says Ryan.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
If you are late to practice, there will be severe consequences. Well,
what do you plan on doing to me, Dingles, because
I'm not coming down there if you're just gonna kill me. Okay,
it's happened before you try to do stuff like that. Okay,
I don't want it to happen to me. Look, well,
I'm not you know, I'll be there practice, okay, because
(07:34):
I don't want to die. But I'm not, you know,
gonna sit here and then let you intimidate me. Okay,
I'll be at practice.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I don't want to die. Okay. I will accept equipment okay,
and funding okay. Uh, you know, maybe be good.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Maybe I get in a little shape if I you know,
do some suicides, you know, or I do some you
know whatever they call them nowadays, because the kids are
you know, a little too soft to you know, hear
the word suicide anymore. So you know whatever they call
now I guess they call them back and forth or something,
you know what they call them, you know, sideline touches,
whatever they call you know, we'll do some of those. Maybe,
(08:08):
you know, I'll lose a little weight, you know, maybe
you know shrinkies, you know, chesticles up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Okay, but I don't know. We'll have to see. Let's
move on.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
We gotta move on to the next email, Zinkles.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I'll be a practice. Okay, we start, you know, Monday.
I'll be there, all right. This next email, this email's
from Laney down to State Park Services. Now, if you remember,
Laney is the one who you know, try to, you know,
stop me from taking bugles and cheetos into the park
to squatch. And you know, personally, I think it was
(08:40):
a targeted attack by the State Parks Division against me, okay,
the Rye Spinnaker. And I don't know why. I really
don't have enemies. Everybody really loves me. Well, Aaron doesn't
really love me that much, you know, he's one this
not and just Sippy also really doesn't you know, like
(09:01):
me very much, okay. Jillian, you know most of the time,
doesn't really like me very very much.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And okay, and Kim Kim doesn't like me, you know
sometimes either, you know very much. Okay, she never really
likes me either too. And then Mama Mama doesn't okay,
So I got a few enemies, Okay, Mama doesn't like
me either. Sometimes, you know that was you know, hurts
my heart. But let's let's read the email. This says
(09:31):
Zee Ryan. Due to Bryce's recent sexual assault by a
wild animal here at the park, there are going to
be some policy changes. Well, Laney, it wasn't sexual. I've
said this one hundred times. They just got cold fingers. Okay,
(09:54):
they're just trying to warm their knuckles, Laney. Okay, So
let's not put it out there like it's more than
it is. Okay, you know there's still you know, Squatches
are still good people. They just you know, they get
cold sometimes. Let's keep keep reading this, it says Ryan.
We're also changing, you know, some policies down here to
the State Parks Division due to the fact that your
(10:16):
aunt Dianne founds out that you and Bryce have been
coming down here in Squatching. Now she's convinced that this
is where he got impregnated. So she comes up, sets
out a lawn chair right right by my desk, And
when I tell her that you guys don't even use
that entrance anymore, you use the one on the other
(10:38):
side of the park, she just says, shut up, Horror,
I know you're the one that impregnated my man, Ryan.
I don't even think you can impregnate a man. Well, yeah,
you're right on, Laney, you can't. It's a weird thing
it's going on with them. But you know that's neither
here nor there. I gotta get to the gist of this,
(10:58):
because I see what you're gonna say. It says, Orion,
we have new times and conditions that you need to
sign a return.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Among those are there is no more squatching. No, there
will be a lane. This is against the law. You
cannot do this. Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It might be state park policy. But you know what
protects me The United States Constitution, Laney. Okay, and there
is uh there is a park constitution. It says every
American citizen has a right to squatch. Okay, you don't
believe me. I will come down there and I will
show you. Okay, I will get my you know, constitutional
law degree, just to come down there, show you that
(11:38):
squatching is a right that humans have. Okay, And you
cannot your the State Parks Division and you a Laney,
are violating my rights.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I'm not gonna have it. Okay, I'll take you to court. Okay,
I will come down there with we'll do uh, we'll
do a march. We'll be a bunch of us. Okay,
there'll be thousands of us down there and we'll write. Okay,
well we'll I'm in there and we will occupy the
state park. If you do not come off of this, lady,
you in a state parks division, I'm done talking about it,
(12:08):
because there's gonna be, you know, some consequences for your actions.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Okay, and you know.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I'm getting off here. I'm not gonna read.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
This no more.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'm gonna go on to a week in review. So
we was a state park and we heard it. Aunt
Dane was sitting over Laney. So we started going through
the other side. It turns out when I started going
through the other side, I tried to hand them my
(12:38):
card you know that said that I was a season
ticket holder for park. That's my season passed. The guy
on the other side looked at me like I had
two heads. He said, what are you doing? I said,
I'm giving you my you know, my past. He said, right,
we don't charge getting a park.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I said, of course you do.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I've been coming here for years. Me and Lanny were
good friends. I pay her for you know, one hundred
and fifty dollars for a pass every year. It's cheaper,
you know, one hundred dollars of cost to get in
a state park. He said, right, it don't cost to
get in a state park.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'm telling you. In fact, I'll show you. I'll raise
the gate go on in.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It turns out Lane has been taking advantage of me
for years. So I don't know what's true and what
ain't true when she says it. Maybe they ain't even
changing the squatching rules down there. I don't know, but
I do know that it's a severe issue. She's been
stealing money from you, Okay, On the side at it's
the same time, it is a pretty good business model,
(13:42):
if I'm being honest with you. If she does it
to you know, one hundred two hundred people a year,
that's a pretty good chunk of change she's making on
the side there.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's a pretty good side hustle. Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So I you know, I am mad at her, you know, still,
But at the same time, you know, good for her
for having you know, the business I comen to do it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well that's some Ryan chronicles for today. I just don't
forget to you know, check every Wednesday for a new episode,
and i'll talk to you then Bye.
It's a Ride Chronicles podcast show. Call these some people
that you might not know. Julie is drunk. He said
he's unasshole as a punk, and Rice and Jacob ver
Slow Collins waiting to serve the fight cycle with a
ride chroniclessh.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right, okay, welcome back to the Ryan Chronicles. I'm
your host, Ryan Spinnaker. We got some things we're gonna
talk about today. We got a little gun flapping we
need to do, and we're gonna start that gun flapping.
We're talking about what happened on.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
A pickleball courtse this week.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So I've played Beatrice three times this week because you know,
we're in a pre season around Robin's tournament. Every time
Aaron's been there and he's holding up signs, you know,
say you know he want of them said you know,
Ryan shoves his paddle in his butt hole, you know,
and then in parentheses it said, you know, smell a handle,
(01:07):
you know, like it's gonna prove anything. I've been sweating Aaron.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Okay whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He had one that said, you know it's a good thing,
you know, seemen in the performing enhancing drug or Ryan
will be baying for life. And that would kind of
hell look close to home.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I don't want you know, them to think I'm doing
anything illegal, done or in a pickle ball courts.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, And also, just to be clear, I also am
not you know ingestin seamen, just so we're clear on that.
And he had one that said Ryan takes the balls
as well as a pickle. And I've never stolen anything
in my life and Aaron knows that. Okay, I've never
taken the balls from down there. And there's not even
(01:47):
really Aaron a pickle in a game. Okay, it's not
a real pickle. That's just you know, a euphemism or
something like that. So you know, I you can't take it.
So I didn't take that either, so quick, you know,
going down there and try to tell everybody I stole this.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I stole that. Okay, I didn't zoo that.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But Beatrice, you know, she did beat me every time
saw him out of a round robin tournament. And I'm
in the loser's bracket, okay, but I'm the only one there.
It looks like it's so odd. You know, we gonna
zoo though. At least I am gonna win that bracket.
You know, Jillian, you know, she's on on a bender
(02:29):
all week, just blowing through that, you know, nine hundred
and fifty dollars, and it was going pretty quick. You know,
if mouth is not cheap, you can't you know, just
go around buy for mouth at discount prices.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And she thinks that she's you know, Kanye West or
somebody you know up there in Las Vegas just you know,
tossing out konyak.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So she been giving it to her friends, you know, obviously,
you know, not Bryce, and she's been giving it to
different people. She hadn't be giving it to Jacob, but
you know, she got some more friends off the side
there that you know, I don't even know who they are.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
They're a weird little group.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, they come from a different town, but they'll come
in to see her occasionally and she'll give them, you know,
a little remouth he you know, here and there because
she got that that little settlement.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And you know, they're pretty loud at party, you know,
and I don't want to call cops on them, but
it is getting hard for me to get my rest,
and I need it, okay, for this pickleball tournament.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It's coming up.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's very important that get my rest, okay, because if
you don't, if you're tired and you know, you're dehydrated,
things like, hey, you know, you can get cramps, and
pickleball is pretty you know, big sport for cramping.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, let's move on. We're gonna move on to you know,
the emails. First email here, Okay, this was from Jingles.
Let's see what it has to say. It says, it's
dere Ryan. This is your friend Jingles the clown. Ah.
(03:59):
I wanted you to know that I was able to
get in contact with the commissioner of the league. She
told me what the entry fee was, and it was
very excessive. I stayed in my case to her that
I thought it was excessive. At first she wasn't receptive,
(04:25):
but then later she decided it would be in her
best interest to lower it. It turns out she loves
her family more than she loves money. The dentals do
not hurt the commissioner's family.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I know what you like to do when you go
play games places and then you get all, you know, relaxed,
and you get in the killing mode. Okay, it's what
happened with They want family that you know you went
home with from you know, the hospital.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Don't do this. There's no reason to hurt anybody.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, this is pickleball, you know, it's really not Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's a big zeal, you know, to me, but you know,
just please don't kill nobody.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't want that on my conscious because you never
would have you know, gone down there even if it
was for me and try to get you know, be
a part of it. Let's keep reading it, says Ryan.
I've also gotten three sponsors. We're the richest team in
the league. We're gonna be able to buy so many
(05:29):
uniform shirts and have the best equipment. Well that's pretty good, honestly, Zinkles.
I'm concerned about how you want about you know, securing
those funds. If you threat to kill somebody, I you know,
I would be you know, disappointed. But at the same time,
you know, we zoo the equipment, you know, so I
(05:52):
can't be too mad at it. I guess let's keep reading.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It, says Ryan. Practice.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This is at six in the morning. Well, misstop your
right there, Jinkles. Practice is not at six in the morning.
I just told you I got people partying next door
on removeth okay, and I cannot get up at early
because they're partying to o ours and the night ten
or eleven o'clock at night, they're partying until I cannot
get my sleep. So you know, six is not gonna
(06:21):
work for me.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Xinles.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We'll keep reading them, it says Ryan. We will start
with conditioning and it will be every day. Get your
running shoes on because.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Hell week is next week.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't like the sound of that, Zinkles, or why
do we need to do hell Week? It's already started
at number one, number two. I don't want to play
with you, but the fact that you have fun and
it is making me think that maybe I should. But
also I don't want to, you know, do a lot
of runn I don't want to do suicides and sprints.
I don't want to do all that Tinkles. Maybe you know,
(06:56):
we started like, you know, eleven thirty, you know, after
we had you know, like a little brunch, you know,
had a mimosa too.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Maybe we do that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, we had to get together and talk about it
as a team. Let's keep reading it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Says Ryan.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
If you are late to practice, there will be severe consequences. Well,
what do you plan on doing to me, Dingles, because
I'm not coming down there if you're just gonna kill me. Okay,
it's happened before you try to do stuff like that. Okay,
I don't want it to happen to me. Look, well,
I'm not you know, I'll be there practice, okay, because
(07:34):
I don't want to die. But I'm not, you know,
gonna sit here and then let you intimidate me. Okay,
I'll be at practice.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I don't want to die. Okay. I will accept equipment okay,
and funding okay. Uh, you know, maybe be good.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Maybe I get in a little shape if I you know,
do some suicides, you know, or I do some you
know whatever they call them nowadays, because the kids are
you know, a little too soft to you know, hear
the word suicide anymore. So you know whatever they call
now I guess they call them back and forth or something,
you know what they call them, you know, sideline touches,
whatever they call you know, we'll do some of those. Maybe,
(08:08):
you know, I'll lose a little weight, you know, maybe
you know shrinkies, you know, chesticles up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Okay, but I don't know. We'll have to see. Let's
move on.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
We gotta move on to the next email, Zinkles.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I'll be a practice. Okay, we start, you know, Monday.
I'll be there, all right. This next email, this email's
from Laney down to State Park Services. Now, if you remember,
Laney is the one who you know, try to, you know,
stop me from taking bugles and cheetos into the park
to squatch. And you know, personally, I think it was
(08:40):
a targeted attack by the State Parks Division against me, okay,
the Rye Spinnaker. And I don't know why. I really
don't have enemies. Everybody really loves me. Well, Aaron doesn't
really love me that much, you know, he's one this
not and just Sippy also really doesn't you know, like
(09:01):
me very much, okay. Jillian, you know most of the time,
doesn't really like me very very much.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And okay, and Kim Kim doesn't like me, you know
sometimes either, you know very much. Okay, she never really
likes me either too. And then Mama Mama doesn't okay,
So I got a few enemies, Okay, Mama doesn't like
me either. Sometimes, you know that was you know, hurts
my heart. But let's let's read the email. This says
(09:31):
Zee Ryan. Due to Bryce's recent sexual assault by a
wild animal here at the park, there are going to
be some policy changes. Well, Laney, it wasn't sexual. I've
said this one hundred times. They just got cold fingers. Okay,
(09:54):
they're just trying to warm their knuckles, Laney. Okay, So
let's not put it out there like it's more than
it is. Okay, you know there's still you know, Squatches
are still good people. They just you know, they get
cold sometimes. Let's keep keep reading this, it says Ryan.
We're also changing, you know, some policies down here to
the State Parks Division due to the fact that your
(10:16):
aunt Dianne founds out that you and Bryce have been
coming down here in Squatching. Now she's convinced that this
is where he got impregnated. So she comes up, sets
out a lawn chair right right by my desk, And
when I tell her that you guys don't even use
that entrance anymore, you use the one on the other
(10:38):
side of the park, she just says, shut up, Horror,
I know you're the one that impregnated my man, Ryan.
I don't even think you can impregnate a man. Well, yeah,
you're right on, Laney, you can't. It's a weird thing
it's going on with them. But you know that's neither
here nor there. I gotta get to the gist of this,
(10:58):
because I see what you're gonna say. It says, Orion,
we have new times and conditions that you need to
sign a return.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Among those are there is no more squatching. No, there
will be a lane. This is against the law. You
cannot do this. Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It might be state park policy. But you know what
protects me The United States Constitution, Laney. Okay, and there
is uh there is a park constitution. It says every
American citizen has a right to squatch. Okay, you don't
believe me. I will come down there and I will
show you. Okay, I will get my you know, constitutional
law degree, just to come down there, show you that
(11:38):
squatching is a right that humans have. Okay, And you
cannot your the State Parks Division and you a Laney,
are violating my rights.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I'm not gonna have it. Okay, I'll take you to court. Okay,
I will come down there with we'll do uh, we'll
do a march. We'll be a bunch of us. Okay,
there'll be thousands of us down there and we'll write. Okay,
well we'll I'm in there and we will occupy the
state park. If you do not come off of this, lady,
you in a state parks division, I'm done talking about it,
(12:08):
because there's gonna be, you know, some consequences for your actions.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Okay, and you know.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I'm getting off here. I'm not gonna read.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
This no more.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'm gonna go on to a week in review. So
we was a state park and we heard it. Aunt
Dane was sitting over Laney. So we started going through
the other side. It turns out when I started going
through the other side, I tried to hand them my
(12:38):
card you know that said that I was a season
ticket holder for park. That's my season passed. The guy
on the other side looked at me like I had
two heads. He said, what are you doing? I said,
I'm giving you my you know, my past. He said, right,
we don't charge getting a park.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I said, of course you do.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I've been coming here for years. Me and Lanny were
good friends. I pay her for you know, one hundred
and fifty dollars for a pass every year. It's cheaper,
you know, one hundred dollars of cost to get in
a state park. He said, right, it don't cost to
get in a state park.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'm telling you. In fact, I'll show you. I'll raise
the gate go on in.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It turns out Lane has been taking advantage of me
for years. So I don't know what's true and what
ain't true when she says it. Maybe they ain't even
changing the squatching rules down there. I don't know, but
I do know that it's a severe issue. She's been
stealing money from you, Okay, On the side at it's
the same time, it is a pretty good business model,
(13:42):
if I'm being honest with you. If she does it
to you know, one hundred two hundred people a year,
that's a pretty good chunk of change she's making on
the side there.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's a pretty good side hustle. Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So I you know, I am mad at her, you know, still,
But at the same time, you know, good for her
for having you know, the business I comen to do it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well that's some Ryan chronicles for today. I just don't
forget to you know, check every Wednesday for a new episode,
and i'll talk to you then Bye.
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