The Ryan Chronicles Podcast Show

A new era in TRC

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a Ride Chronicles podcast show. Call these some people
that you might not know. Julie is drunk and said
he's unasshole as a punk, and Rise and Jacob Versull
Collins White deserved a bit cycle with a Ride Chronicles
my cash. All right, okay, welcome back to the Ryan Chronicles.

(00:29):
I'm your host, Ryan Spinnaker. We got some things we
need to talk about today, some things we need to discuss, okay. Uh.
The first and foremost sure you noticed, I got a
new theme song, okay, and it's very near and zerer
to my heart. I love it so much, okay, because
somebody very close to me, very important to be very

(00:50):
zer to my heart, wrote it, okay, And a person
who wrote it okay and performed it is me. Okay,
I'm the person who did that. And I been going
down there to have the Happy Hands Penal porium down
there on Root two and uh taking guitar lessons. Okay,
I know how play a little bit of guitar now.

(01:12):
And the lady who teaches it down there, you know,
she's pretty good gal. She's a little bit older, okay.
She got you know, somemoles and some weird spots on
her face some stuff like that. You know, she got
a lot of a lot of nosehairs coming out of
her nose. She's missing a missing an arm, which is
weird that she's teaching gets horror missing an arm, But

(01:33):
she does do that. She does, you know, teach guitar
and missing an arm, you know. But other than that,
you know, all of those things she does have pre
rocking body. Okay. Uh So the last time I was
down there, I asked her for a Z eight and
apparently she saw the stuff on the internet that she knows,
you know, what's going on with that, on a on

(01:54):
a Facebook page, and she not only dropped me, you know,
as a student, she also decided, you know, to talk
to the manager down there, and he told me that
I can't come back anymore at all. So I have
to continue my musical journey on my own. Okay, now,

(02:15):
you know it's ridiculous I do that, but I do
have to because you know, she just won't have it. Okay,
she's not gonna have me back in there. Also, this
week of stuff going on, Jacob Jacob has lost his mind,
become a full blown alcoholic from having one little spike

(02:38):
tieh Sea okay, well it was a few spiked I
seas he was drunk. Okay, he had a few of them.
But it was one day and he went down there
to the to the liquor store and he stole a
fifth of removeth okay, a whole fifth of removeth and
he brought it back to the house and he also,

(03:01):
I forgot to say this, there's a little convenience store
right next door. He went over to that little convenience
store and he stole, you know, a gown high sea. Now,
Jacob doesn't know how to mix drinks, because Jacob is
obviously you know, he was not verbal. He doesn't really
understand that thing, that kind of thing. So Jacob he

(03:24):
just poured all of it into a punch bowl and
he had himself a little individual party. Okay, he had
himself a solo sare you know to use the term,
you know, if you know what I'm saying. You know,
he had himself a little you know, by himself ball. Okay.
And he got drunk down at the house, and all

(03:45):
hell broke loose. Okay. He started swinging on everybody. Okay,
he's hitting the other people down there. Him and Jacob.
Jacob found out he had removeth in his punch bowl.
And Jacob is just amoth nutting now. He just drinks
from mouth all day long like he is. Jilly and okay,
and they drink ease for moose and both of them

(04:08):
they're fighting each other, you know, and they start fighting,
you know, the other other patients down there, and they
fight the hand the handlers, the uh, the ones who
are you know, paid to you know, keep them held
down when they're getting crazy. But all of them are
getting crazy. They weren't enough of them. And then the
house mother down there, you know, main handler. She was
running around like like chicken with her head cut off. Okay.

(04:30):
She's calling you know, parents and and you know legal guardians,
these people people who you know, they technically have responsibility
for them and you know, trying to get a come
down there to stop it. She was calling the police.
You know, fire department showed up. Don't know why there
was no fire okay, uh, there was nothing going on there,
you know that will require fire department. They just showed

(04:51):
up to watch, I guess because they heard it over
the radio. And you know, the house mother she gave
up and she just let them go at it. Okay.
And while they're sitting there just wailing on to each other. Uh,
she made herself a mohito. Okay. Where why she has

(05:12):
this stuff from mojito right there in the you know,
in the house. Is a little strange to me because
you know they're gonna find it eventually and drink it,
you know. But that's not what happened this time. So
you know, it's just you know, pretty much chaos. And
you know, I recorded all that took evidence, you know,
for for Gillian's case, because ire as I know that

(05:32):
Gillian was at fault, I still don't you know, have
that much money. Okay. So anyway, that's what happened, you
know a little bit this week. Let's go ahead and
move on to some of the some of the emails.
For say, okay, this first email, this email, it says, uh,

(05:55):
it's from Okay. This is from Landies now at the
do the State park division. Let's see what this has
to say. It says, Zi, Ryan, this is Laney from
a state parks division. Well, hello Laney. If you don't know,
Laney is the gal takes the money down there to

(06:15):
the state park when you go in. She got to
pay down there down route too, Okay, but I have
a pass, so I just show her the pass and
then we have a little chat. You know, we laugh
it up a little bit, you know, we giggle, We
have a good time. And then you know, I keep
on moving, you know, and she stays there and you know,
gets the next person. But you know, she's pretty good people.
You know, they're pretty good people. Down there to the

(06:36):
state park and just love it. Okay, me and Brice
go down there. We'll squatch a little bit, all right,
we'll go down there. We'll take some you know, cheetos,
we'll take some bugles, because squatches love cheetos and bugles. Okay.
We'll mix them together like a party mix, and we'll
leave a bowl out in the middle of the woods.
And then we'll make, you know, mating calls. We'll sit
out there, you know, we'll make mating calls. I got

(06:56):
pretty good, you know, mat and call for the sasquatches.
You want to hear it. You're gonna hear it now,
because I'm gonna do it, okay, ah ah. And then
they'll come and running, okay, hoping to get a little
piece of the rite. Okay, but they never do Okay,
they just you know, we try to photo them usually,

(07:17):
you know, it's a comedy of errors. We never get
them photoed. You know. Sometimes they have before hell bryce
down and then you know, they pull a finger in
his bottom. Okay, they like to do that. It's the
weirdest thing ever. I don't even you know, necessarily think
it's sexual. I think they just have cold fingers sometimes,
and you know, they know, you know, it's a little
warm in there, and they hold them down, you know,

(07:38):
over there. They do it right over their lap, like
they're gonna bust his butt, but they don't, you know,
they just you know, put a finger and a time
in until I guess they get warm. I don't know.
Let's keep reading it says there, Ryan, we are foreclosing
on your park pass. Laney. I thought we were friends.

(08:00):
You cannot do this to me, Laney. There has to
be some way we could work this out. I told you,
I think I've got a job and lignes out. If
I can get this worked out, I can get this
paid for. Please don't do this to me, Lannie. It's
the only way I get to go squatch it. You
can't squatch in a backyard at the trailer park. Okay,
let's keep reading it, says Ryan. We've tried our best

(08:24):
to get you to pay your dues. We have sent
you several letters and try to contact you by phone.
Will Lannie, I ain't got money, so I hang out money.
I can't pay my phone bill, okay, and you know that,
and you know the mailbox been broke. Okay, I get
out there and fix it. I'll do that, Okay, but
please don't do this to me. Let's keep reading it,

(08:45):
says Ryan. It's a done deal. Do not come back
up here trying to squatch. We do not want you
and Jacob up here, you and brace up here squatching.
You guys come up here and you go squatch, and
then you leave your cheetos and bugles everywhere. The other
animals in the forest to get fat ryne They can't

(09:06):
run from the little kids that won't grab them and
hug them until they choke them to death and squeeze
them to death. We got a three hundred pounds squirrel
because of you guys. Please quit coming, Sincerely A Laney
with a state parts department. Well, Lannie, I'll just sneak in.
I'm not gonna stop squatching. If that's what you're thinking, Okay,

(09:27):
that's not what's going on here. We're not zooing that, Lanny. Okay,
I'm done. I'm done talking to you, Lanny. We're finished.
We're gonna move on to the next a letter. This
next letter is from Guseippi. All right, let's see what
Giseppe is usually pre crazy. Lets see what Giuseppe has
to say though. Today it says, Dear Ryan, this is Giuseppe.

(09:53):
Tammy told me everything. What did Tammy tell you, Ji Seppy?
Because nothing happened. I don't know what's going on. I
do not know. Please enlighten me. Let's let's keep reading.
It says Ryan, Tammy told me about what you've been
doing to her return slot. I haven't done anything to

(10:16):
her return slot, Jiusseppe. Somebody on the internet said that
I did something to her return slot, and it could
be you. I don't know, okay, but if I'm being
honest with You're probably gonna they're probably gonna cancel my
membership card down there, okay, at the video store, because
I have been you know, foreclosed on. When it comes
to my state park past, they probably do the same
with that, okay. And when you be able going to

(10:37):
there rent a movie. Okay, but I don't know what
you're talking about. Let's keep reading it, says Ryan. She
told me that she come out from behind a counter
while you were down there and you googled their bottom bits.
Is that? Is that what you're talking about, Giuseppe? Is

(10:58):
that why you're saying that me and Tam have a relationship?
Because aud Z was looking down when she walked out
of the little boothfair. Okay, I didn't do anything. Okay,
I didn't even look at that. I was looking at
the carpet because it looked like somebody had been stabbed
and bled on a carpet. Okay, it wasn't even her
that I was looking at it. But she did make
a big deal out of it. Okay, maybe, okay, she

(11:20):
might just be making stuff up. Just EPI did you
ever think of that? Because I did not do that.
But even with that, why would you think you could
get you know, any type of STZ from it? I'm done.
I'm done just that you We're done with this email.
I'm might have to come back to this one later
because I can't handle this right now. I gotta move
on to a week in review. So I calm down. Okay,
let's let's move on to a Rise week in review. Uh,

(11:43):
rise week in review. Let's see this week Mama and
Mama and missus Crumbacker and also Cynthia. And I'm not
that's I'm not saying that. Well, I am saying a
weird but it's spelled weird Cynthia. Cynthia's name has so
it's it's got it's ft h so Cynthia. So you know,

(12:04):
if you hear weird, that's not you, okay or me,
it's just you know, that's how her name is spelled.
And so they've been in that room though ever since
the bicycle wreck, you know, just hold up, and they're
the three of them, you know, just in there, you know,
doing some probably acrobatic stuff because they're making all kinds
of weird noises, you know, and just grunting and stuff.
And now here's the thing, I'm sure in her pooping.

(12:27):
And I didn't think Mama will be part of that. Okay,
I know they're not doing anything else in there, because
Mama would you know, she's a pure woman, she's a
pure lady. She would never ever do that stuff with uh,
mister Crinbacker again because they're divorced number one and number
two with another person in the room with them. Okay,
so I know that that's not happening, Okay, but they

(12:49):
are making some pre you know, weird noises out there,
and I don't know what's going on in there. But
that's not what this story is about. Okay. Mister Crimebacker
this week, he you know, as you know he's a pharmacist.
Well you know, he did leave one time this week
and he went down to the pharmacy and come back

(13:09):
with a gallon ziplock bag. He full of blue pills. Okay,
and he's been taking viagra and he must have taken
a whole bag because every time I've seen him, he's
had you know, just popping a tent. Okay. He's been
you know, harder than a Sudoku puzzle. Okay. He's you know,
walking around and you know he's causing issues in the
house because of it. You know, he'll turn around, he'll

(13:31):
knock over a lamp. You know, he knocked a sandwich
out of my hand with it the other day. You know,
he hit me on a thigh. I think it bruised
my thigh. Okay, and I don't know if that one
was an accident, if I'm being honest, but you know
what to see what happens with that. Don't forget tuning.
Every Wednesday, come listen to me Ryan right here on

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the Rhyme Chronicles. I'll see you have more stories, more emails,
and I'll see you on Wednesday. Bye,