October 22, 2025 • 15 mins
Jillian and Mama spend some quality time together, Bryce is going through it and Dinkles is running a boot camp
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a Ride Chronicles podcast. Shoh call decent people that
you might not know. Julie is drunk and said these
unasshole as a punk and Rice and jagover Swell Collins
waiting to serve the fight cycle with a Ride Chronicles
my cash.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
All right, okay, welcome back to the Rye Chronicles. I'm
your hoe. Was trying spinnaker. We got some of the
things when you need to talk about today. We got some
things to have a discussion about. The first things first,
I'm come to you live on location from a beautiful
(00:49):
sunny my back porch. Okay, you know, because I told
you here recently. You know, I'm a little destitute, having
you know, very little money, and y'all can't really go on,
you know, vacations, the lavish, lavish vacations like me and
Mama you know, were accustomed to when we were you know,
(01:09):
living a better life, a better lifestyle. You know, we
would go to you know, an Indian casino here, Indian
casino there. You know, we drive on up to Atlantic
City sometimes, you know, and you know, just fancy you know,
places like that, and you know, we get us, you know,
a little corn dog air out on the boardwalk, you know,
(01:30):
in Atlantic City. You know, we go to you know
the Indian you know, casino, and you know we would
you know, just play games, you know, casino games. And
Mama would visit a sports book. Okay, you know she
do a little parlay you know, here and there, or
you know she hit the over unthers. Who knows what
Mama was doing in a sports book. But you know,
(01:52):
we don't have that kind of money anymore. So I'm
sitting down on my back porch taking in the sun
while I'm off work a little bit today. There's some
nice things I hear. Mama's done a whole lot of
good with it. She put some perennials out here on
a porch. She put, you know, a nice little concrete
(02:13):
angel out here for me, and I like to think
it's just for me. Okay, she did it because her
angel likes to sit out here and enjoy, you know,
a cup of coffee or you know, in the evening time,
you know, maybe in you know, a beer or something
like that. Who knows what I'm drinking out here. I
also do, you know, enjoy a nice Shirley temple. Okay,
I know it doesn't have alcohol. In it, you know,
(02:37):
but not everything has to I guess, you know, to
enjoy it thoroughly. In the evening, uh, the perennials, Mama's
had Gillian come over help her with them number one
because you know, obviously she caused a problem with them earlier.
That just sent mam into a rage. And Mama's in
(02:58):
like you know who she turns into, you know, when
she she did what she did to Jilly, okay, and
through her end of the ditch like that. Okay, So
mom was trying to be a better person, okay, and
also you know she sees it. Jillian ain't really had
you know, a role model in her life ever. You know. Gillian,
you know, was born, you know, with no mom. She
(03:21):
only had a dad when she was born. And her
dad was you know, a raging cocaine addict, and you know,
it was pretty funny to watch him. But at the
same time, you know, to live with him was probably
just hell. Okay, you know he's you know, jumping around here,
jumping around there constantly, had to take a poop, you know,
because cocaine is a stimulant, okay, and you know it
(03:43):
made his bowels move, you know, a little bit better
most people's. Okay. Uh, you know he used to act
like he was scarface and stuff like that. You know,
he you know, put it on his face after he
got high, you know, when he'd say, you know, crazy
things like you know, in a a Cuban accent. Okay,
(04:04):
it's so anyway, But she been helping mama and her
doing pretty good, you know, and Mama thinks she might
be able to, you know, help Gillian stop drinking a
little bit. It has not worked so far, you know,
so far Jillian is just you know, drinking removeth with
a straw. It's still now. You know, she focuses on
locks in on the flowers, but you know everything else
(04:26):
is just kind of you know, she just drunk. I
So I went over also this week to Hell week
with Zinkles with our doubles team, our doubles pickleball team.
And he's got me doing crazy things. I got to run,
(04:48):
I gotta do sprints. He had me to a military
style optical obstacle course. Okay, and one of the things
I had to zoo was crawl under barbed wire. And
you know, I got my little bean pouch caught on
a little piece of barbed wire. While I was doing it, okay,
and it you know, gave it a little good little
(05:09):
tear there. And it was also pretty rusty, okay, and
there was mud on the ground, so I probably you know,
got a little bit of mud in there too. And
I was concerned about infections. And no matter how much
I begged or how much I pleaded with Dankles, he
would not would not let me go get a tetanos shot.
(05:30):
And I was worried he would kill me if I left. Okay,
So you know, now it's sort of a touch a
little bit, you know, and I can't roll my marbles
around in my hand, you know, so I just got
to stop doing that for a little bit, I guess,
you know, because I also am having some trouble walking
because I'm not used to doing that much exercise, and
(05:52):
my my leg muscles are on fire. You know. It's
hard for me a stand, so I can't you know,
get up, walk myself to the car and drive myself
down to the doctor's office. Okay, So I got that
going on. Okay. I've also, you know, I thought I
would be getting away from Beatrice because she plays singles well.
(06:14):
Beatrice sees me as such a rival that she took
up a double's partner just so she could beat me
some more. Okay, So I'm trying to devise a plan,
you know, maybe get back or maybe get you know,
Beatrice to leave me alone, or you know, maybe maybe
we can beat her. I don't know, but I'm trying
(06:35):
to figure that out right now when I'm on zoo,
trying to get that taken care of. All right, let's
move on to, you know, some of the emails for
the day. This first email, okay, this email's from Tammy.
This is jer Ryan, this is Tammy. Well, hello, Tammy.
I don't think you should be, you know, emailing me
(06:57):
because just Sepi's gonna you know, get jealous of me again, okay,
or get mad at me. Whatever he was. Okay, but
let's keep reading. You took time to send it in
it says Ryan. Why have you not come down to
the video store and checked out my slop slot? Well,
because I didn't do it in the first place, is why. Tammy.
(07:19):
I don't know why you got that twisted. Okay. I
wasn't you know, looking at your little your little return slot. Okay,
wasn't looking at your your your backwards or return Slot,
I wasn't looking at anything on you. Okay, it's fine.
I'm not saying you're not an attractive woman. You're perfectly adequate, okay,
but just you're not my type, okay, and I'm not
looking to do that. Also, you're dating just Seppi, which
(07:41):
is honestly pre gross. Okay, let's keep reading this, says
It says Ryan, I secretly enjoyed it when you looked
at my slop. Slot. Well, I didn't do that, okay,
and that's kind of flattering. I do appreciate it. But
like I said, you know it's not gonna happen. Tammy,
(08:04):
come off it. But let's keep reading it, says Ryan,
I am no longer with Giuseippy. He couldn't handle the
fact that another man had checked me out, and he
lost his mind. He calls me eight hundred times a day.
(08:27):
He'll leave one message that says, Tammy, I love you,
Please take me back. I didn't mean you to upset you.
Then he'll send another message saying he's gonna hide in
my garbage cans and smack me with a wet fish
when I go to take out my trash. He's lost
(08:48):
his mind, Ryan, Well, he wasn't far from losing in
the first place, Tammy, Giuseppi is a loose cannon. Okay,
He's a live why all right? He could do anything
at any time. He threw meatballs at a judge one
time on my behalf, so I do appreciate that. But
(09:09):
he does do things like that occasionally. He wants, you know,
seduced my mother allegedly, okay, because he just because Okay,
because he didn't you know, he wanted to upset me, okay,
and you know it didn't work because I don't believe
it actually happened, so whatever, But yeah, I could see
a hat man, let's keep reading it, says Ryan. He's
(09:34):
called every single one of my ex boyfriends and he's
told them that he's gonna steal all of their left socks. Well,
I don't believe socks coming left and right, Tammy. But
you know, if he's crazy, that does indeed track that
makes sense. I got you, well, Tammy, there's nothing I
(09:55):
can zoo for you. His email is getting a little wordy. Honestly,
I don't. I can't help you. I can't keep just
Seppy from being crazy, okay, and I ain't gonna day
h if that's what the emails about. I didn't even
get to the point of what the email's about. But
if that's what you're getting at, then it's not gonna happen, Tammy.
This just ain't okay. I can't do nothing for you,
(10:17):
So let's go ahead and move on to the next email.
It's next email is from Laney. This email says, de Ryan,
this is Laney. Well, Laney, hello, and we need to
talk okay, because there's possible charges come for you stealing
my money. Let's see what I have to say. It
says Ryan. I did take advantage of you, and I
(10:40):
did it purposefully. You're never getting the money back, Ryan,
We'll see, uh if I will want, Lany, because you
won't determine that, there'll be a judge that determines that
you have to pay me restitution. But well, let's keep reading.
It says Ryan, I use your money on several adult toys.
(11:05):
I didn't buy them for pleasure, Ryan, I just bought
them because I didn't want you to have your money,
and also I enjoy the smell of adult toy shops.
That's a little weird, Olney, but whatever, you know, it's gone.
You know it doesn't really bother me that much, you know,
So whatever, I just gotta, you know, go down there,
(11:27):
you know, and file charges on you. You know. Let's
keep reading it. Says Ryan, I did use one, and
I got my finger stuck in it. Oill. Karma's good thing.
That's a good thing to happen to you. I'm glad
you got your fingers stuck in it. Okay, So you know,
(11:48):
why would you tell me that though? That's that's crazy.
Let's keep reading it, says Oriyan. You will never be
able to charge me because I don't use my real name.
I have a fake identity. Well, that's probably true. I'll
probably lose all that money, it says Ryan. Don't ever
come back down here unless you plan on giving me
(12:10):
one hundred and fifty dollars for a pass. I won't
let you in. I've told Tom at the other entrance
to keep the geek closed as well. Your friend Laney, well,
I don't think we're friends, Lane. I don't understand our
relationship honestly right now, but you know, it is what
it is. So let's move on. We're gonna move on.
(12:31):
A week in review. This week, Bryce, well, let's start
with this. This week, Aunt Zianne call me and she
told me that she was also pregnant. Okay, and what
(12:53):
has happened? Her and Phil Collins was at her house
and not that Phil Collins. So Phil Collins was at
her house and he was, you know, upset because Jill
Collins continues to harass him from afar and one thing
(13:15):
led to another. Aunt Diane tried to comfort him, and
turns out she comforted him a little too much, you know,
she comforted him, you know, right on into bed. Well,
Phil Collins has never been you know, great with prophylactics. Okay,
He's also never really enjoyed, you know, exiting the cave,
(13:39):
if you know what I'm saying. Well, Aunt Diane has
told me that she is pregnant. And Bryce I had
to tell Bryce I couldn't keep something like that from
him because I didn't want him to think it was
his kid. And then you know him raised a kid
it wasn't his because Dane lied to him, told him
(14:01):
it was his kid because she might do that. Well,
he found out that he that she was pregnant. Then
he realized that they will sell him at the liquor
store because he is twenty one they will sell him
removeth okay not, they don't, you know, keep it from
him because he's got special you know, needs and abilities.
They give him the vermouth, and he has been on
(14:23):
a tear. He's you know, drunk thing. He's drunk vermouth.
He's beat people up, you know, not just at the house.
He actually, you know, beat up the clerk at the
liquor store immediately once he got it. You know, he's
just been going around town punching people. And you know
he also he also lost a shoe, so he's been
(14:46):
walking around with one shoe on. He set a park
bench on fire. I well, that's the Ryan Chronicles for today.
Joined me every Wednesday for a new Ryan Chronicles right here. Bye,
It's a Ride Chronicles podcast. Shoh call decent people that
you might not know. Julie is drunk and said these
unasshole as a punk and Rice and jagover Swell Collins
waiting to serve the fight cycle with a Ride Chronicles
my cash.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
All right, okay, welcome back to the Rye Chronicles. I'm
your hoe. Was trying spinnaker. We got some of the
things when you need to talk about today. We got some
things to have a discussion about. The first things first,
I'm come to you live on location from a beautiful
(00:49):
sunny my back porch. Okay, you know, because I told
you here recently. You know, I'm a little destitute, having
you know, very little money, and y'all can't really go on,
you know, vacations, the lavish, lavish vacations like me and
Mama you know, were accustomed to when we were you know,
(01:09):
living a better life, a better lifestyle. You know, we
would go to you know, an Indian casino here, Indian
casino there. You know, we drive on up to Atlantic
City sometimes, you know, and you know, just fancy you know,
places like that, and you know, we get us, you know,
a little corn dog air out on the boardwalk, you know,
(01:30):
in Atlantic City. You know, we go to you know
the Indian you know, casino, and you know we would
you know, just play games, you know, casino games. And
Mama would visit a sports book. Okay, you know she
do a little parlay you know, here and there, or
you know she hit the over unthers. Who knows what
Mama was doing in a sports book. But you know,
(01:52):
we don't have that kind of money anymore. So I'm
sitting down on my back porch taking in the sun
while I'm off work a little bit today. There's some
nice things I hear. Mama's done a whole lot of
good with it. She put some perennials out here on
a porch. She put, you know, a nice little concrete
(02:13):
angel out here for me, and I like to think
it's just for me. Okay, she did it because her
angel likes to sit out here and enjoy, you know,
a cup of coffee or you know, in the evening time,
you know, maybe in you know, a beer or something
like that. Who knows what I'm drinking out here. I
also do, you know, enjoy a nice Shirley temple. Okay,
I know it doesn't have alcohol. In it, you know,
(02:37):
but not everything has to I guess, you know, to
enjoy it thoroughly. In the evening, uh, the perennials, Mama's
had Gillian come over help her with them number one
because you know, obviously she caused a problem with them earlier.
That just sent mam into a rage. And Mama's in
(02:58):
like you know who she turns into, you know, when
she she did what she did to Jilly, okay, and
through her end of the ditch like that. Okay, So
mom was trying to be a better person, okay, and
also you know she sees it. Jillian ain't really had
you know, a role model in her life ever. You know. Gillian,
you know, was born, you know, with no mom. She
(03:21):
only had a dad when she was born. And her
dad was you know, a raging cocaine addict, and you know,
it was pretty funny to watch him. But at the
same time, you know, to live with him was probably
just hell. Okay, you know he's you know, jumping around here,
jumping around there constantly, had to take a poop, you know,
because cocaine is a stimulant, okay, and you know it
(03:43):
made his bowels move, you know, a little bit better
most people's. Okay. Uh, you know he used to act
like he was scarface and stuff like that. You know,
he you know, put it on his face after he
got high, you know, when he'd say, you know, crazy
things like you know, in a a Cuban accent. Okay,
(04:04):
it's so anyway, But she been helping mama and her
doing pretty good, you know, and Mama thinks she might
be able to, you know, help Gillian stop drinking a
little bit. It has not worked so far, you know,
so far Jillian is just you know, drinking removeth with
a straw. It's still now. You know, she focuses on
locks in on the flowers, but you know everything else
(04:26):
is just kind of you know, she just drunk. I
So I went over also this week to Hell week
with Zinkles with our doubles team, our doubles pickleball team.
And he's got me doing crazy things. I got to run,
(04:48):
I gotta do sprints. He had me to a military
style optical obstacle course. Okay, and one of the things
I had to zoo was crawl under barbed wire. And
you know, I got my little bean pouch caught on
a little piece of barbed wire. While I was doing it, okay,
and it you know, gave it a little good little
(05:09):
tear there. And it was also pretty rusty, okay, and
there was mud on the ground, so I probably you know,
got a little bit of mud in there too. And
I was concerned about infections. And no matter how much
I begged or how much I pleaded with Dankles, he
would not would not let me go get a tetanos shot.
(05:30):
And I was worried he would kill me if I left. Okay,
So you know, now it's sort of a touch a
little bit, you know, and I can't roll my marbles
around in my hand, you know, so I just got
to stop doing that for a little bit, I guess,
you know, because I also am having some trouble walking
because I'm not used to doing that much exercise, and
(05:52):
my my leg muscles are on fire. You know. It's
hard for me a stand, so I can't you know,
get up, walk myself to the car and drive myself
down to the doctor's office. Okay, So I got that
going on. Okay. I've also, you know, I thought I
would be getting away from Beatrice because she plays singles well.
(06:14):
Beatrice sees me as such a rival that she took
up a double's partner just so she could beat me
some more. Okay, So I'm trying to devise a plan,
you know, maybe get back or maybe get you know,
Beatrice to leave me alone, or you know, maybe maybe
we can beat her. I don't know, but I'm trying
(06:35):
to figure that out right now when I'm on zoo,
trying to get that taken care of. All right, let's
move on to, you know, some of the emails for
the day. This first email, okay, this email's from Tammy.
This is jer Ryan, this is Tammy. Well, hello, Tammy.
I don't think you should be, you know, emailing me
(06:57):
because just Sepi's gonna you know, get jealous of me again, okay,
or get mad at me. Whatever he was. Okay, but
let's keep reading. You took time to send it in
it says Ryan. Why have you not come down to
the video store and checked out my slop slot? Well,
because I didn't do it in the first place, is why. Tammy.
(07:19):
I don't know why you got that twisted. Okay. I
wasn't you know, looking at your little your little return slot. Okay,
wasn't looking at your your your backwards or return Slot,
I wasn't looking at anything on you. Okay, it's fine.
I'm not saying you're not an attractive woman. You're perfectly adequate, okay,
but just you're not my type, okay, and I'm not
looking to do that. Also, you're dating just Seppi, which
(07:41):
is honestly pre gross. Okay, let's keep reading this, says
It says Ryan, I secretly enjoyed it when you looked
at my slop. Slot. Well, I didn't do that, okay,
and that's kind of flattering. I do appreciate it. But
like I said, you know it's not gonna happen. Tammy,
(08:04):
come off it. But let's keep reading it, says Ryan,
I am no longer with Giuseippy. He couldn't handle the
fact that another man had checked me out, and he
lost his mind. He calls me eight hundred times a day.
(08:27):
He'll leave one message that says, Tammy, I love you,
Please take me back. I didn't mean you to upset you.
Then he'll send another message saying he's gonna hide in
my garbage cans and smack me with a wet fish
when I go to take out my trash. He's lost
(08:48):
his mind, Ryan, Well, he wasn't far from losing in
the first place, Tammy, Giuseppi is a loose cannon. Okay,
He's a live why all right? He could do anything
at any time. He threw meatballs at a judge one
time on my behalf, so I do appreciate that. But
(09:09):
he does do things like that occasionally. He wants, you know,
seduced my mother allegedly, okay, because he just because Okay,
because he didn't you know, he wanted to upset me, okay,
and you know it didn't work because I don't believe
it actually happened, so whatever, But yeah, I could see
a hat man, let's keep reading it, says Ryan. He's
(09:34):
called every single one of my ex boyfriends and he's
told them that he's gonna steal all of their left socks. Well,
I don't believe socks coming left and right, Tammy. But
you know, if he's crazy, that does indeed track that
makes sense. I got you, well, Tammy, there's nothing I
(09:55):
can zoo for you. His email is getting a little wordy. Honestly,
I don't. I can't help you. I can't keep just
Seppy from being crazy, okay, and I ain't gonna day
h if that's what the emails about. I didn't even
get to the point of what the email's about. But
if that's what you're getting at, then it's not gonna happen, Tammy.
This just ain't okay. I can't do nothing for you,
(10:17):
So let's go ahead and move on to the next email.
It's next email is from Laney. This email says, de Ryan,
this is Laney. Well, Laney, hello, and we need to
talk okay, because there's possible charges come for you stealing
my money. Let's see what I have to say. It
says Ryan. I did take advantage of you, and I
(10:40):
did it purposefully. You're never getting the money back, Ryan,
We'll see, uh if I will want, Lany, because you
won't determine that, there'll be a judge that determines that
you have to pay me restitution. But well, let's keep reading.
It says Ryan, I use your money on several adult toys.
(11:05):
I didn't buy them for pleasure, Ryan, I just bought
them because I didn't want you to have your money,
and also I enjoy the smell of adult toy shops.
That's a little weird, Olney, but whatever, you know, it's gone.
You know it doesn't really bother me that much, you know,
So whatever, I just gotta, you know, go down there,
(11:27):
you know, and file charges on you. You know. Let's
keep reading it. Says Ryan, I did use one, and
I got my finger stuck in it. Oill. Karma's good thing.
That's a good thing to happen to you. I'm glad
you got your fingers stuck in it. Okay, So you know,
(11:48):
why would you tell me that though? That's that's crazy.
Let's keep reading it, says Oriyan. You will never be
able to charge me because I don't use my real name.
I have a fake identity. Well, that's probably true. I'll
probably lose all that money, it says Ryan. Don't ever
come back down here unless you plan on giving me
(12:10):
one hundred and fifty dollars for a pass. I won't
let you in. I've told Tom at the other entrance
to keep the geek closed as well. Your friend Laney, well,
I don't think we're friends, Lane. I don't understand our
relationship honestly right now, but you know, it is what
it is. So let's move on. We're gonna move on.
(12:31):
A week in review. This week, Bryce, well, let's start
with this. This week, Aunt Zianne call me and she
told me that she was also pregnant. Okay, and what
(12:53):
has happened? Her and Phil Collins was at her house
and not that Phil Collins. So Phil Collins was at
her house and he was, you know, upset because Jill
Collins continues to harass him from afar and one thing
(13:15):
led to another. Aunt Diane tried to comfort him, and
turns out she comforted him a little too much, you know,
she comforted him, you know, right on into bed. Well,
Phil Collins has never been you know, great with prophylactics. Okay,
He's also never really enjoyed, you know, exiting the cave,
(13:39):
if you know what I'm saying. Well, Aunt Diane has
told me that she is pregnant. And Bryce I had
to tell Bryce I couldn't keep something like that from
him because I didn't want him to think it was
his kid. And then you know him raised a kid
it wasn't his because Dane lied to him, told him
(14:01):
it was his kid because she might do that. Well,
he found out that he that she was pregnant. Then
he realized that they will sell him at the liquor
store because he is twenty one they will sell him
removeth okay not, they don't, you know, keep it from
him because he's got special you know, needs and abilities.
They give him the vermouth, and he has been on
(14:23):
a tear. He's you know, drunk thing. He's drunk vermouth.
He's beat people up, you know, not just at the house.
He actually, you know, beat up the clerk at the
liquor store immediately once he got it. You know, he's
just been going around town punching people. And you know
he also he also lost a shoe, so he's been
(14:46):
walking around with one shoe on. He set a park
bench on fire. I well, that's the Ryan Chronicles for today.
Joined me every Wednesday for a new Ryan Chronicles right here. Bye,
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