April 23, 2025 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
In general. Well that's what I mean, Like, did you
go to all public school? I didn't go to a
public school. That's why I don't have a kid.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Mmmm.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
True ship, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Don't you want to be like it because you can
be a granddad right in what Yeah, what's your age now?
Like fucking twenty seven? Now twenty seven, so you like
you send your kid to public school. Let's say five
years he's in kindy thirty two, you're thirty two. You
can be a granddad in like by thirty five.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
American thirty two.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
If you're a granddad that it's twelve, and then you
can you can fucking just high five your dad and
be like dad, we're in the same boat.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Now, this converse sucks. It's not funny. Feel free to
cut as much as you want out of this. Hello
is on the Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
next episode of the Afternoon Detention. I am back, as
always the man. You come to see the consolation prize
(01:14):
to my right right right to as mate, how are
you feeling awesome? Big big right. It's one of those
lucky cons It's the whole week off. You go, the
whole week off do you.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, ten days in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now now it's Thursday, as released. How was your time off?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's fucking awesome. Mm hmmm, so great. We're just sitting
at home.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I actually had the option to say it, to be honest,
taking it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Read the one person that took it into our company
booked it in like January. So when I said I
wanted to do it, that's what you do, like a
month and a half ago. I tried to do it
a month and a half ago. You're like, oh, someone's
already taken it. I was like, the fuck do you mean?
Like there's no work?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What work are you going to be doing in those
three days? To be honest, like, I'll get to watch
so important that you need to be there for three days.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I get to watch someone remove asbestos. Tomorrow you get
to watch someone remove asbestos. Are you in your ppe
while watching it?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
My cr Yeah? Best pp you can get yes.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
With the circulation of the air content going, yeah, the
best one he made? How going, Bud, I'm going pretty well?
Yourself lazy? I feel lazy.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
It's been a good easter, hasn't it? Happy Easter to YouTube?
By the way, guys.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We probably should have said at last part it made
a bit more sense.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
So you don't like it anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh, it's just not that bad. I mean, I don't
care for the celebration. I hate Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Why do you hate Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Christmas means traveling for me, it's always I get that, actually,
and it's like, and you know, people are like, oh,
we got to traveling with sound and I had to
see four different types of nn and pops all over
the fucking.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, that's a that's so big.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You gotta see fucking your parents and then the step
parents that you had at the time, you got to
go see them. And it's by the time, yeah, fucking
you know, by the time we get home to play
with the hot wheels already deteriorated and fucking rusted.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh, coastal areas too, or.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
No, it's just an analogy. Yeah, yeah, it could be
dead like mine. So at least you don't have to travel.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Then I don't have to travel. I'm not fucking complaining.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah yeah, but actually no, we can. We go to
the we go to the graveyard. It's a fun time.
We get to pick So my mum actually said something
retarded yesterday when I saw her for dinner. She goes, oh,
we saw it was my name's birthday like the other day,
and then she's like, this crow has been like coming
next to us like every time we go see Nan,
(03:46):
and I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck are you
two on of it? Like it was her and my
sister like talking about it about like this fucking crow
has been like my NaN's reincarnated to this crow. And
I thought that is like the dumbest rock ship I've
ever heard in my life. Like that is like, you
guys have been studying too much.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That's that's charge of crystal.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's charging crystals type of ship. Like that is like, really,
what does that say about you? That, out of all
the birds that your mom thinks she's reincarnated.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's like mum, you put her
in a pedestal. Yeah, crow, she's the most annoying, annoying
bird makes noise, not.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Something cool like a like a glass fucking flowing down
or something like that, just this generic blackbird rainbow even yeah,
where can you find crows everywhere in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
My brother too is like it's probably the bird that
just keeps getting fed.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's probably just hungry dude, and you know it's the
same crow. Yeah, well that's what I said. Probably they're
all black, it is. It is probably the same crow.
Like crows are pretty smart. Yeah, I know they're smart.
They probably are looking at your mom gum things. I
think some of ma.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny. Me and Matt.
We're fucking making fun of her. That's not now. Look, look,
we thought the ride's already jumped into it. We thought
this first segment we are. We're going to do a
bit of Ryan's psychoanalyzation on some events that's happened with
his family.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He's just gonna vent a bit. Yeah. They're quite hilarious.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So yeah, so it goes over Easter. I guess everyone
saw their family, right, So I had the unfortunate reality
of scene mine, something I try to avoid all the
time now because they're fucking so annoying. Like I saw
my dad the other day, and you know how like
(05:44):
you say, it's annoying when people say sorry to you a.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Lot, Really is it? Is it? Mitchell?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know, like it's that type of annoying when I
talked to like my dad's side of the family, because
they bring up the same shit, like they go, oh, thanks,
thanks for coming out, Like every sentence say, my dad's
side is really funny, right, it's thanks for coming out
and seeing us, you know, we haven't seen you in
a while or whatever. And then it's can you stop swearing?
You're really annoying. That's not cool, And I'm like, what
do you want? Like I got my dad like drawing off,
(06:13):
watching the fucking horses in the background, just like screaming
his head off.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's like, you'll allow that, but I can't say, like, yeah, yeah,
nic gambling, Yeah, ok, it's okay. Which it is, it's okay.
Is this where Ryan got the hustle's mindset from? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
My dad took me to the He didn't take me
to a fucking strip club. He didn't take me to
a brothel. He took me to the Pokey's for my
eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Here's fifty bucks, son, this is yeah, no, it was
probably it was probably twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And he's like, you're not allowed to bet more than
one cent?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Really, you do you do?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think I remember my first time gambling with him.
It was like one cent, but the not the max bet,
like the bet one times on the twenty five lines
or something. It would have been like thirty twenty five
of the thirty cents and slack that it was so
boring fun.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
There's no winning that.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
He's just yeah, yeah. His whole idea is if you're
not winning the major, there's no point.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, that's what he does on the Peaky's Like, that's
what I remember. He used the only bet like maybe
a dollar max. Like that's to me, that's crazy. But
what's the point of going.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The fucking little wins of what keep you there? You
get you get the quick, little fucking six bucks. You're like,
damn all right, I get an extra three minutes of
the poky before I have to go back to my
depressing life.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't know about that, bruh. I think you you
win like a three hundred dollar feature and your gamble.
It is pretty sick, that's all right.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, Me and and made Alex went on Saturday the Panthers.
Did you found out?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I found out Alex is a fucking degenerate gambler like myself,
right for Panthers at midnight.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
The last one to realize this too.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You realize he was that bad.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
We only Alex is.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
He was just like, oh, if I'm at the pub,
I'll have a slap. But he's just a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He goes.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I go to m his girlfriend. I'm like, is he
actually going to Panthers? And she's like, yeah, he does
it all the time. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't drink, he doesn't partake in
extracurricular activities at all, doesn't do any of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
So his vice, it's gambling. Yeah, but everyone has one,
everyone has.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
He whipped it out like he whipped out his like
his mindset in front of me.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
He goes. I go to him, I'm like, how much
here pulling out?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Because I'm like, I'd pull out three hundred and he goes,
I've got five, i might pull out another two.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
And I'm like, what the fuck do you want about?
You got for it?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, I'm like, I can't believe you fucking dropped that much,
like just the Panthers, you know, Yeah, that's fucking crazy
to me.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So he's got the hustler's mindset. He's got he's got
the next level hustler's mindset.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Now, look, Ryan, look we obviously want gym all your all,
your problems in here. There's one that's been reoccurring on
the last week I really find this fucking hilarious something
that you say to me often. Yeah, but you are
not the same shape as me. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Both sides of my family have called me fat over
this last weekend, and it's really annoyed me.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
How much to give a description to the people that
are listening, what what's your height and weight? Just so
people can get a grasp. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know my height because I don't care about that,
probably like five nine. I was gonna say five six.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You're not sure, as you're like five eight five.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, and about just under seventy, very very normal, light
and skinny, very not on the skinnier side. And both
my family, like my dad said, oh, you're looking good.
You used to look fat, and I'm like, I'm probably
bigger now than the last time you saw me, like crazy,
(09:55):
And my sister goes yesterday, you know, oh you're looking fat,
and I'm like, what do you want about your fucking skinny?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
One said you're skinnier than you used to be, and
one's calling your fats.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well, yeah, they both pretty much called me fat, and
I'm like you're off your head.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Compared to what is what fucking shocks me?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Fat, Like I've never had like massive go or whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Is your sister Heavely on Instagram or something like that
with the fitness influences.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, no, no, no, Well, funny thing is she plays
D and D. That little bitch she had a party.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I was.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I was feeling like I didn't get invited to her
birthday party this year, and then I found out it
was D and D and was like my brother, God
bless him found out because he's still living there with him.
He found out and he left. He's like, I couldn't
handle that.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I left.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's like, damn, dude, that's really funny. Yeah. Yeah, and
the way they play, they get fucking really into it too.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It'd be one of those serious ones.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They get dressed up in costumes and ship.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm not surprised my brother left.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
We ever joked about doing D and D without group
for a what I Then they're like, I don't know
if we want to do it because you and Ryan
won't take it serious. And it'll be like, let's make
the Drake Oh roll in eleven and you can choose
what you do what you're going to do. You roll eleven.
Me and Ryan go to the toilet to do some lines.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So I said, I think.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Buy another beer.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Well, yeah, that's honestly, if I did it like I think,
I'd be the most against doing it, like I would be,
I'd probably be the only person to say no out
of our friend group. I think you would say, yes,
I do it to funk around. You do it, but
to funk around like I would be the same as you.
Where if I got raped into doing it, it would
be I would just fucking Let's go to the brothel.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Let's take out to get Zacher going. Oh, we're going
to take it.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
We're going to go.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Jeremy, what do you like to do? We want to
go to the brothel. You've rolled a fourteen gear. Me
and Ryan go to the brothel. You guys just go
side question. Yeah, I want to have sex with the
prostitute you rolled it to. You walked into the room
and then sat by yourself.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Just like real life.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Damn, I'm so.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Glad I can fake my own life. Yeah, so glad
this is fucking fake life and not real life.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, Ryan goes all right, finally I'll do the quest,
I'll do it. I promise, all right, we gotta roll,
all right, He rolls a six, Ryan naps and misses
the start. Ryan thinks Ryan falls asleep, doesn't set the
(12:53):
alarm either.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
No, no, we're not seting alarms. No holidays mate in
D and D.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Is it bad that I feel like you guys have
actually appreciated dungeons and drugs? Ah what yeah, instead of
dungeons and dragon just fucking well.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I feel like it would be cool, right if we
got someone that had an idea and we did a
live stream and all we did was just roll to
fuck around. Yeah, like a one hour game.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It doesn't have to be sixty hours or whatever the
ship is.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, it's just one one hour of us just going
He's like trying to do a story, and we just
constantly trying.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
To We're just like, no, we're not doing that. Excuse me,
We're going to the tavern.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Excuse me? I think are we beginning to think dragons
are kind of scary? I might go get another beer
back to a You go to the you go to
the bartender and the offer is your butt beer.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
What do you say You're gonna be fucking real beer?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Can't. I'll have a fucking to his new brother.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah. Can I get the fucking beer that month?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Please?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
All for check of taps?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Can I scan my loyalty cards so I can have
the tenth beer half priced? Can I please get awkwardly
flirted with by the bar maid? That's ugly as fuck?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Can the barmaid pull me a rum and coke but
just make it a run with a splash of coke? Please?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh, poor Rusty? Yeah so you feel better, mate?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, Now I don't have to go see family for
another at least six.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Months, or until your dishes piling on.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, I've been good with the dishes. I've go dishwash. Yeah,
I've started using it.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oh if you had a dishwasher this whole time, have
you been doing the dishes?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah? I had I handwashed like pretty much everything.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
You don't just stack the dishwasher until it's null, then
just turn it on.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
No, No, I started doing that though. It's fucking pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yet you going. I know it's clean, it's.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Just you just want to put like yeah, you've got
to run it under the tap and then dry it again.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
My food's wet.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, oh, I know, my food wet all.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Right, mean when you're already.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Bud well, Okay, So at Easter I always go camping
at Upper Bathist and one of the really, yeah, one
of the requirements is you've got to have a fire
pit of some sort. And that that brought me to
the topic of what byer pit is your favorite, because okay,
(15:37):
I've got two fire pits at the moment. We've got
just a standard oil drum with a couple of legs
on it, and one is forty four. We got old
forty four drum cut in half, like vertically half.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Ah, so it's it's it's flat.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, so it can sit flat on the ground, but
there's also legs bolted onto it.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But I've had a couple other ones previously, so we've
had the forty four cut in half top to bottom.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I've got new shape, yeah, the good old stick burner.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, exactly. And I've also got a washing machine drum.
They right home, they go right, They're not that deep though.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
My question was what is your favorite that you've seen,
and what is your favorite?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Now, look, I just want to talk quickly before you
brought this up, so we normally talk, have we have
a quick talk before we did this, but believe it
or not, we plan a little bit. Mitch walks in
and he goes, I've got a subject for you, and
I feel like Jess is going to know more about this.
Now you're saying I know more about this because my
stepdad doesn't really fucking crazy shit.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
No, I did not know that you didn't have in mind.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
No, I just sort of went, you're a little bit older,
have got a bit more experienced.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You've been to a lot more house parties that probably
have a fire out the back.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oh true, true.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
So I'm like, you probably have a bit more experience now, Brian,
have you got any that you are no?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Like ten bricks in a fucking circle, that's about my
fire pit?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's fair very basically.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, well you said that, and honestly I was expecting
some good and then you said that.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I was like, I've got like.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Nothing, but this that's what I more directing a yeah, yeah, yeah,
we do. You want me to go through some of
the ones that we've had, because that's some crazy ones. Okay,
let's let's rate them. Actually, So look, the first one
I'm going to bring up, in which we actually haven't
had but I've seen a lot of it. There are
people that do custom laser cutting on barrels and ship
(17:28):
where you can get like your footy team and ship
in it. Okay, I haven't seen that, but yeah, so
that one's pretty cool. There are always like some sort
of fucking stainless steel or whatever crame and all that ship.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yep. That makes the ones that I don't like.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I fucking hate him, the really cheap ones that I
think you think you can actually get them at, like
fucking Camar the really chale. It's just a fucking thin
cast iron bowl or whatever. It's not.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's a sheet metal. It's sheet metal, I think.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, me and your sister just to get to parties
and one of the blokes how to come in.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Which one? He let me run the fire one day.
Oh no, you could have got it too hot. I
just fucking melted it. Yeah, I just put it.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I just because they normally just burned sticks.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I brought. Fucking traps are massive, like my stepfather, massive
fucking wood burner. He gets a cube everything, like a
fucking every single cris winter and it gets too he
gets two cube. They go through two cube of firewood.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
That's a good effort.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's always the most annoying thing because normally you'd get
it by now, and then me and Mum would spend
all weekend sorting it out because Mom needs it to
be twigs and kindling and small small pieces and then
really big thick pieces because then she'll know how what
to bring in and what to last the night and
all this really fucking annoying makes sense. So I decided
(18:48):
to bring someone like the medium sized ones, you know,
like the two three L burns as you do, and uh,
they hold a lot of heat and melt at the
fucking middle of it. He's like, oh, how'd you do that?
I'm like, dude, it's just fucking wood, like your fireplace.
Can't we stand wood?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah? I know exactly which fireplace because we used to
have one.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It just melts. It's lovely. So now onto some of
the crazy ones we have had. We've definitely had the typical,
like you know, truck truck rims. We've done a few
truck truck I haven't heard of that. A fun one
that we turned into a barbecue because we just had
a random barbecue plate was an excavator bucket.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's cool. Yeah, we The problem is we had to
find a fucking brick to prop it up because we
didn't weld legs on it. Of course, it's just like
Trevor broke it because he's an escavator driver and truck
driver by jobs, and so he broke it and then
he's like, well, I can't do anything with it, so
I'm just going to burn shit in it. And then
he got a got a series five hundred screw and
(19:52):
a and a barbecue plate and just fucking teching the
cunt straight to the butt the bucket. Okay, So then
he's like, look, it's swivel. When I don't need the
barbecue plate or could just push it out of the way,
he still uses it.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You would have seen it out the back of the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I think that's yeah, yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You might have seen us too. I don't, oh maybe,
but I don't remember it. But yeah, the barbecue plate's
not on it anymore. This was like seven years ago,
but we were working on cars. Mum was away somewhere
and he's just like, oh, what are we doing this weekend?
We got two cars to work on it? Who had
my old Commodore and one of his cars, and oh
and actually had Jess kiss fucking I thirty that we
had the penalty, so we had a full long weekend
(20:31):
of fucking cars. And then so he's just decided that
all he's going to get is chicken, kebabs, onions, mushrooms
and sausage, okay, and we ate everything off that barbecue
plate as you should. Yeah, So it was pretty fun
except the fact of like, at that stage of backyard
(20:52):
was just road based, So working on a car on
d based fucking sucks.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
No cardboard or anything around even put down.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, they were, but like at it got to a
point where I'm like, I'm fucking done laying shit down. Yeah, yeah,
yeah done. I'm just gonna fucking get underneath. I just
made it up wearing a hoodie and just wore the
hood and just that's what it will protect my head.
And then the big one, the big fucking the big
dog that we had, which is actually up the road now.
I don't know if that's the same one, but similar thing,
(21:21):
you know other road from Mums where it's like that
place has always got a fire going. Trav's mate, he
uses that the same thing that we used to use.
But for some reason, Trev got his hands on a
fucking coal washpin from the mines.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
A coal washpin.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, this thing, right, I'm telling you, it's about like
is that that's diameter a from side to side? I
reckon it's about it would have been like seven meters
almost six meters or something like that diameter. Yeah, it's
a big circle thing. Yeah, and it's got like it's
graded through the middle obviously, so the water can go out.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Okay, yeah, So they put it on the thing and
they spin it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
The cold washers and all the water and it disappears
and dissipates. But uh yeah, so we had that right,
and the best thing was we're moving house when we
had that, So we are burning entire cupboards. We're just
throwing cupboards into the wash bin, filling it with diesel
and just fucking setting it, just.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Letting it go, just letting it go.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
We we we had that fire burning one time for
a week, for a week a week.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
It has never stopped, just didn't stop. What was in
this thing that never let it stop burning? You just
kept feeding it.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Just fucking old palette?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Was there still coal in it?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Oh? You did at the bottom. It was like fucking
a foot of ash, just thick ash and coals and ship.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Did it ever get cleaned out?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh yeah, we had to. Yeah, okay, yeah, we just
like put a shovel of it or something like that.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
It makes sense. Took quite a lot, or.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You can just like we just sprinkled it into the
garden and ship like that as well. But yeah, yeah,
we used to do dead set. It was just like, oh,
we've got these palettes from the bill because at that
stual renovating, he's like, oh they ever got all these
palettes and you know, like normal people would break them down,
he excavated all fucking like ten of them and just
(23:14):
dropped them in bang up and smoke, just.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Gone, just set it on fire.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
It was fucking awesome because like we put it in
the middle of the yard.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
This is before the shed was in, so we put
in the middle of the yard and like we could
have a party there like a field, just a drink
and whatever, and you could sit up at the house
which was ten minutes away, and the backyard was warm.
It's just the entire backyard was just always warm. So
now we know how you save on heating bills. You
just go buy a cold like washer. I don't think
(23:47):
he bought it, Okay. That's why I've got to be
I'm okay to talk about it now because it doesn't
exist anymore. If we still had it, I probably couldn't
talk about it. That's fair because I don't think it's
a used to have them. Oh okay, but somehow you
got one, there was a damaged one or something like that.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
But yeah, so he used to look to the back
of a truck, right, he used to set the fucking
yard on fire basically, But yeah, most people just fucking
have the forty fours. Yeah, and then oh and that's
one thing about the big Drum is when we went
to clean it out, because that was like a state.
I was probably like twenty eighty one, Yeah, I like that.
My brother's like probably my age now, twenty six, twenty seven.
(24:29):
So there was quite a big drinking time for our family.
Like so it would be like Todd's over, I'm there,
my brother's mates and all that out of there, Like
Trev still drinking quite heavy. Then big drinking time you're
pulling out ash with the fucking shovel and it's just
fucking you're just hearing fucking glass, just everyone throwing their
(24:50):
fucking glassy because it's so big you could just peg
your fucking bottle in there, and if they broke, it's
not going anywhere. It's just sitting in the bucket. But nah, yeah,
so what what's your reasoning on this, Mitch? What Peter?
You got your ideas on?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Well, I've seen a couple, but I've got at the moment,
I've got a washing machines in the backyard, which I've
just a washing machine drum and I had that there
last Friday. I had a couple of mates over, just
had a drink and small fire, not as big as
your ones, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
No, No, we've had some. We've had five departments called
on our house for a few times. Yeah, a lot
of times, once a week. That's at one point they
knew Trev's name. They're like, Trev, mate, fucking told you
about the smoke. It's one time they told it to like, yeah, look,
we got three reports for this fucking day for your house,
(25:45):
and after the fourth one that's when we went we'll
go check you out because we know that you're not
sending you always got the tap and everything ready and
all your ship ready. He's like, but you can't have
him that fucking big dude, mate, you can't be competing
with factory. You can't be fucking pumping that much fucking
smoke out of a suburban Mount drewid hours.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, it might be a serious problem.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
The is going to It was that hot. You can
probably burn bodies in it. Like I'm telling you, it
was hot.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Silver water incinerator Nah, Mount Droid incinerator.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, fucking hell. You'd lose your cat for sure. Your
cat would never be seen again. There'd be no traces
of a small animal rabbits there definitely was like fucking
pig carcassy stone in there and ship like after a spit.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
That's not nice. But talking about Trevor like.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
That, he's fucking quite a borer.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Lucky I didn't think about saying your mum.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, Mum, wouldn't be that Trevor. You know what the
funny thing is, I hope trev never listens to my pod.
I hope he heard that because he will, fucking in
a funny way, he'll shape up to you to me.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, why he got me, I said, you called him
a quick on the back pedal.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What's up, sport fans, Welcome back to the f new
Detention Sports Report. We've got me Jimmy Jeorgs a lot
and tour right, We've got my co host.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I don't know, I'm not good at wordplay. I'm now
look Italian.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
We got some big fucking sports news, right, and we
thought it's been a big weekend for sport and.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's a good reason to just jam it all into one.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So we're going first, going to start off, mate, Ryan,
did you watch the Panthers game on Friday on Saturday? Yes, dude, yeah,
it was that. We did.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
We did watch it, and we did we watched it together.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, before I went to go invest so late night
investing breaking news.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Pendriff have finally broken their five game losing streak.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
There. I think it's one of the first teams to
win a premiership go five in a row loss in
that's the next season since like nineteen sixty seven or
something like that. I think it's the Dogs or I
don't know, it was something like it's fucking been years.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It could have been, yeah, because it's like a lot
of fucking shit teams have won the prem the last
couple of years.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, it was like a dog.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Tigers won. That was like ship.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
So yeah, so that happened. But on that same game,
a very big milestone has been passed for your boy,
Nathan Cleary. He is now officially the highest point scorer
for any Pendriff player ever, overtaking Ryan Gerdler. Ryan Goodler's
last record was set at one thousand and five hundred
(28:59):
and seventy two points I think clearly three by the end.
Oh yeah, we fucking we ended up piling the points
on so.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh no, no he yeah, that's right. He ended up
scoring heaps.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, so it ended up being like fifteen seventy nine
or something like that. Okay probably, but yeah, so he's
at now the highest point scorer. And look, I'm going
to be very humble and very really stick here. We're
going to win the camp. Yeah, we're back. We're back. See,
it's all fucked up by letting us win a game.
(29:36):
Is all you got to do, right to catch a
big fish, Just to put a little bit of bait
in the hook, a little bit of food, you're really in.
That's all we've done. You've given us the bait. Now
we're fucking really in. That's the fifth in a row. Mitch.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
What's your thoughts, Mitch, I'd like to see it happen
because it's getting to that domination again. But i'd like
to see it happen. We've given you've now got.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
To pant from a para. I'd like to see Panthers win.
Have you realized our team is shipped?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
You're about to get lynched on the way everyone else?
How did parago? I have actually no clue.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
They're probably playing playing right now to right now?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Do you want to tell you the score?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I would actually like to know they're playing a very
good team.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
It's a spoon bolt spoons a winning six now, oh no,
sixteen minutes tries. So yeah, as we can show, there's
not much to talk about in a lot of these sports.
So onto our next sport, Ryan, did you want to
did you want to take it away with your F
one report?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh? The F one report? How cool the F one
is going to be this year?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I reckon some big so you can tell about the
results and then some things that was said in the
pit lane or whatever.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Are you talking about a bit of drama on the weekend? Well,
we've got our first Australian to be in front of
the World Championship in fifteen years or something. Yeah, twenty
ten Oscar sick Hunt.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
What happened in the pit lane, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Soba decided they didn't know how to drive, and then
fucking Oscar gave him a bit of a like you're
doing well kid part on the back.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
The good old thumbs up of sack.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
You probably know I've only seen that once, but you've
probably you brought it up about the thumbs up incident.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So it was Oscar was in the car and Sober
drove out in front of him, like on.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
A I think it was on the before the race.
It was just before the race and formation lap.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I like to get out to the grid and Oscar's
in the main pit lane where no one's supposed to
pull out in front of you. You've got right away,
and Sober's like, oh yeah, you've already stopped. I'm pulling
out in front of you. And then because they pulled
out into a gap not into where a car is
meant to be, they didn't turn far enough.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Who was it was? It? It wasn't hooking.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
It could have been either Hookenberg or Brelli or whatever.
His name wouldn't have been could have been Holckenburg.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
To be fair, I didn't see the number on the car,
so I didn't tell you. But they pulled out and
then they had to get pulled back to then make
the corner.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
So has given him the you're doing good.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
To look. It's very I want to direct you onto
talking about the first lap of the GPH.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
How sick it is. The first lap of the GP
is the best time to watch f one. After the
first two laps, you might as well turn the cut
off because it's fucking Most of the time, it's boring
as fuck unless it was raining like this, Unless it's
raining like unless there's weather conditions, Yeah, there's Normally the
cars go fine. When there's raining or a bit of
a bit of a weather situation, then the cars sometimes
(32:56):
fuck up and it's nice to watch. But yeah, first
lap of this race was very cool. Oscar beat the
Stappen on the reaction time off the start, so he
got in front and Stapan decided that the line, the
normal line you'd use, probably wouldn't work to beat Pistre
in the corner. He decides to fly off the fly
(33:17):
off the fly off the apex and just cut the
corner and then completely wings about it.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
For the rest of the race. That he's getting a
five second penalty.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
So he could actually get a five second went into
the corner first.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oscar was in front of the apex and well he
couldn't have stayed there. He had to either go off
the track or break in, which he didn't recondition properly.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, he should. He should have given Pstre the place,
but he just kept going because he's like stuff and
on ahead.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Now, well, if pst went in, if he gave Pstre
the the place, he wouldn't Pstre, you just would have
fucked off.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
And that's how much better the McLaren is.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, very fast to the rest now yeah yeah, but
yeah yeah so it is nice? Is good scene, Like
I'd like, I like this happened like out of like
like if it was Norris, I would be like fuck that.
Norris can't like he's a little gronk, But because it's
a Piastre, I'm kind of with him because I like,
(34:17):
I don't like McLaren.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I can't suck. What's wrong with McLaren.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
McLaren fan orange, they suck, not even just because you're
a McLaren fan.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Just and I'm not even a McLaren fan because I'm like,
oh die hard McLaren. So if Norris goes all right,
I'm happy. I just care what Piastre you. Yeah, yeah,
like it's just McLaren fan because past is in one.
Hey if they get the Constructions Championship and Piastre is
ahead of Norris, perfect, but I prefer Piastre to get
(34:45):
the driver's chance to consolation.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, of course. So it's good scene fucking
step and have a nice wing.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So now here's the fun bit and only took two
more corners to the next bit of drama.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Two more corns. Oh yeah, the fucking Snata and it
was it Snada and someone else was it?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
So it was ghastly.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
It was Gasly. Uh, I think Sonoda break and that
it wasn't it was the exact same corner, by the way, it.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Was like that it was turned four, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
No, it was that corner apex, Yeah, that that chicane
the first where they I think Sonoda was trying to
Sonada was in front and I think Gasly got in front.
And then because Henda turned in he clipped whee. Both
of them got like he hit the back of I
think Gasly's car, I think because he spun. Gaslely spun
(35:42):
and then smashed into the wall and then Sonoda sort
of spun as well and then like hit the wall.
But they just retired both the cars. Yeah, that was
pretty Oh well, that was like that's normal, that's like normal,
Like is not doing.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Too well in the Red Bull? Is no going to
do well in that?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Laws and beat him in the first rate his first
fucking GP in the Red Bull, Like, it's the car
that's fucked. It's not fucking it's not the driver driver
the cars like retarded.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
How's Lawson doing in the not he's already considered not
to be spoken about.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Hadj is doing? Is actually doing a great job?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Is he? Yeah? Laws?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
It is not even conversational and he's just straight out
he's losing his seat this year. Wow, Yeah, I reckon
fair enough.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Just not made of the right stuff. Man, It's just
you probably should have had an extra star on your flag,
but he just wanted to stick with a fucking New Zealander.
You know.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Then he is Jack Doing's doing better than him, He's
doing quite well.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
He's doing.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Williams car is actually a white But the william.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
But okay, hear me out.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
You just were saying's doing all right. The Williams literally
just left fielded.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
The Williams cars actually been on pretty deep.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah so in a different sentence, Yeah, the Williams, he's
doing great this year. But Jack doing drives it out.
We don't care about Williams. Williams.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
You don't like science. I love science. Why are you
going on? Beautiful man? So you don't like not anymore?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Bro, he's not driving Ferrari anymore doing.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
He's not holder, he's not driving out Ferrari anymore. That's
fucking sick.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
My bait fits into the fucking lantern holder of my microphone.
So I'm just holding mic and the vates just there.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
That's pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Now Ryan wants a mic holder or sorry, I have
vape holder. I don't vape those.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
He doesn't really vp but yeah, so uh, a bit
of a bit of hatred or a bit of saltanes blake,
good old MAXI.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It didn't celebrate on the podium, he got his bottles,
he went, He didn't spray piastre. A bit of a
fucking dog act.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
If he asked, I think that's an active war, and
then I think we're going to war. In the post
race interview, winched about his five second penalty that he's like, oh,
should have got four seconds, and he still second.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
He game second, he came second. He served it. I
think he said it in the pit. I thought he
served it in the race, but he served it in
the pit. Yeah, he won, but he beat Leclear by
like five point two seconds, so he had another five
like he was ten seconds in front of Claire.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, okay, but that's the thing. He's like, if I
didn't get that penalty, I would have beat.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
He was like, is that really?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Is that really a fucking variable?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Was he ahead of Oscar until the stop? He would
have got in front of him.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
If he didn't get held by five seconds in the
pit lane, he would have pulled out in front of him, which, yeah,
he probably would have won the race.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
He wouldn't. I don't think Piastre would have overtaken him.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
But that's also the think the Piastre has the better car.
He had enough to catch up to him, So it's
a variable.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's like it was behind him for Yeah, he's it's
within five seconds.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
It's not a hundred it's not one hundred percent thing
that he would have won it, but like like there's
a good chance he probably would have won it.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
A curiosity, where's Norris gone? He comes forth.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Not winning the championship because he crashed out in Q three. Yeah,
he crashed out. He was working his way up the field. Yeah,
well he had ten seconds on fucking Russell. Yeah, he
overtook Russell and then had tens of yeah. Yeah ship.
So also didn't beat the Claire well number one, baby, my.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Pooky Leclaire wouldn't beat him.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Paused all right, yeah, f one exciting times. Now let's
talk about the real man sport. Class isn't done. Okay,
we're going back extra, We're staying back. We're doing some
afternoon detention right now. We're doing some real afternoons attention
all your mum's because we're going to talk about John
(39:59):
Cena now Monday here of recording the second day of WrestleMania,
a very big thing. John Cena, as everyone would know,
has turned hill before and now has claimed his seventeenth championship,
being the most decorated wrestler ever. And now look I
(40:20):
just want to talk about I've spoke to Ryan about it,
so you know, it's a good idea of what's happened.
You've seen a few things. I just want to talk
about how he's one right. The fight was really slow
and it got to a point where like John Cena
was getting a bit bashed. And usually in these sort
of events, they bring out someone to interfere. It's like
a big person, like a big notable person. Travis Scott
(40:43):
come to his fucking name. Travis Scott punched fucking Cody
Rhodes in the face.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, everyone everyone's that things wrestling's fake. Just watch Travis
Scott hit the fuck out of Cody Race like that
shit I saw somewhere. It was like Travis Scott didn't
get told that this ship's fake and it's just him
colocking Cody Raids while Cody Raids is like lying down
on the ground and Travis Scott's is beating the fuck
(41:12):
out of him.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Travis Scott doesn't get wrestling. It doesn't get how like
he doesn't know it, doesn't know the take a bun shit.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's just yeah, he just thinks it's real.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
It's like, so Cody Rhoades pulls his he's finisher on him,
and so pools his finisher on John Cena. And that's
where Travis Scott pulls the ref out of the ring. Now,
you know normal rules in wrestling. As soon as the
ref is touched, he's got CTE. Okay, he's instantly got
(41:44):
amnesia and like doesn't care what's happened between when he's
knocked out. But he's knocked out for a good fucking
four minutes, all right. They like if this was rugby league,
he's not playing for fucking two weeks. So Travis Scott
pulls me out of the ring softer fall on the ground.
He's easy out for five minutes. Oh no, So that
ruins Cody Rhoads trying to pin John Cena. And because
(42:09):
John Sena was knocked out of that stage as well,
so then John Cena like this is where he comes in,
and this is where he starts punching the fuck out
of Cody Rhodes and he throws Cody Rhodes out of
the ring. So John Sena is well known back in
his day for being the clean fighter. He's always clean.
He's always an America's hero. You know, he was a marine,
not really, but that was that was a story. That
(42:31):
was his story. He was a marine, and he did
ones where he's like, never give up. You know, you've
gotta be you got to aspire to be the best.
You got to do everything properly. Now he's a hell.
He doesn't care about that shit. So he's jumped out
of the ring and he's grabbed the fucking the championship
belt and he's gone to smack Cody Roads over the
head with it. Cody Rhodes catches it, and there's an
(42:51):
old there's an old episode about a couple months ago
where John Cena is having a chat in the ring
with Cody. He's like, you got to decide now, if
you're the champion, whether you're gonna be a good guy
or a bad guy. You know, you gotta you gotta
you gotta have a clear conscience on what you're doing.
So Cody gets the belt and he goes to bash
John Sena with it. John Cena sitting there, like Rick
(43:13):
Flee used to like half spent down, like begging, don't
hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, you know,
don't hit me. In all like this is not you
don't hit me Cody Rhodes is contemplating bab John Senna
kicks him in the dick and then he picks up
the belt. Cody is getting up and he just fucking
(43:34):
wallops him with the belt, throws the belt out, picks
up the ref, throws him back in and pins Cody
and gets his seventeen.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
The script writers are fucking cook.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Oh, my brother is a hardcore fan. I'm a casual fan,
and we're texting. We're like, someone's gonna come to Cody's aide,
because there's always one that comes through the side. No
one came to Cody's head. Sen as the other w
WE champion for the seventeenth time, and that's his last.
Is your brother SPI? Yeah, he was gutted. He was gutted.
(44:11):
Oh and also in other news, you would know this name, Mitchell.
Randy Orton went into this WrestleMania planning to fight Kevin Owens.
Who Kevin Owens is the guy at the moment. I
don't know if you've seen. He's been doing neck breaking
pile drivers, which are now illegal because of neck injuries.
Right ironically, he's getting next surgery, So we had to
(44:34):
pull out of WrestleMania. And Randy Orton's like, oh, well
I needed an opponent. I've got a match, and no
one wants to fight me. So whoever wants to step up,
show up on the day and I'll fight you. I
want you to give a guess of who you think wrestled.
No clue a clue.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
It is a very like as a character. Could you
it's one off.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
If I said it was one of Jamie's favorite characters,
you'd probably not.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
He's not a part of WWE, but he's a part
of a w but he has appeared in w W
a once. I have no clue. See his knee man
the upiers, I believe, and Joe Hendry, I believe. Why
did I expect that one? So they're having a good fight, right,
it's a quick, pretty short one, having a good fucking fight.
(45:21):
And then John Joe Hendry does this. I think it's
like a fucking smell and drop or something like that.
Can't And then he gets up and he stands he's
standing in the crowd and he does his fucking turnaround
smile like he does to the crowd, and he goes
does the smile and they're like, Joe Hendry, He's sure Bolton,
he should be careful, watch watch up. Fucking Randy Orton
(45:46):
wins the fight, and then the best thing happens next
is Randy Orton picks him up and he goes shakes
his hand and he's like like going like, mate, you're
at WrestleMania. Take this in. And he's showing to the crowd.
Everyone's clapping him, and then Joe Hendry's like, thank you,
thank you, bang O k O again doesn't have the
(46:08):
match where he goes take the take it in, You're
at WrestleMania. Okay, yeah he believed. He believed. So yeah,
that's the that's the big exciting things. There's are like
dirty doms now the Intercontinental Champion, who me and Ryan
were looking at. Ryan's like, oh damn, whose dad is
it actually, and I'm like it's Raymustereo. But he does
(46:31):
look like Eddie Carrera. And then we're talking about the
old ladder match, the custody battle that they are that's
so funny that it's like they had a that they
fucking right up a custody battle, custody ladder, table takes
the kid, the ladder table chair match that's a t
(46:52):
LC match, and then you fucking that's how they decided
who's kid.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
It was maternity to us in battle, don't need a
pertnity to test. We see who the toughest dad is.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
You see who could jump off a ladder better. That's
how That's how every kid should be decided the toughest dad.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Do you get to see a kid every single day
or on the fucking every second weekend, You're just gonna
burst his stepdad in the ladder match?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's who should take carsidy of the kid.
It's you versus the stepdad.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
The mom joins in and just beats him the mom.
The mom comes in with the chair.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
The mom comes in with the step mom, and it's
a Brian penies match. You know what those are? You
know what they are? In the Attitude era, there was
a time where there was a bar and penies match
because the Attitude area was nuts. Right, It's just fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
That's all like the most like full like cooking, it's the.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Most sexist, ship like most like misogyny like, it's the
very most like hill billy wrestling ever sing it's entertaining
as fuck. But there was a time where like girl
wrestlers would wrestle and the whole way to win the
match was to strip the other one naked.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
What the fuck? Oh yeah, to their bra and panties.
So it's an R rated speak fifteen plus that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
The whole thing is they used to fucking see who
can strip the other one down to their bra and pennies.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Makes sense?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
So yeah, that'd be the dad's fighting the ladder, the
mum's fighting to being B and P match.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
That's our that's sport, bring it back a bit of
a sports segment of this week.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
So big ups Nathan Cleary, Oscar Piastre and John Cena
and a bit of dirty domond Jo Hendry.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
All Right, I believe, we believe, we believe, of course
you do. Anyway, guys, thank you for watching the Afternoon Attention.
I'm middie, that's Jazz, that's Ryan. Check us out at
our Instagram and TikTok at the Safe Boys or check
us out at our website safeboys dot com and links
to all the random shit that we do.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
And as you notice now miss has done a little
touch at the end of the YouTube videos.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
You should be able to say it on the cat
video anyway, guys, Babe
Speaker 2 (49:11):
I'm in prison, I go away for a wrong time,
rob you boop
In general. Well that's what I mean, Like, did you
go to all public school? I didn't go to a
public school. That's why I don't have a kid.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Mmmm.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
True ship, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Don't you want to be like it because you can
be a granddad right in what Yeah, what's your age now?
Like fucking twenty seven? Now twenty seven, so you like
you send your kid to public school. Let's say five
years he's in kindy thirty two, you're thirty two. You
can be a granddad in like by thirty five.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
American thirty two.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
If you're a granddad that it's twelve, and then you
can you can fucking just high five your dad and
be like dad, we're in the same boat.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Now, this converse sucks. It's not funny. Feel free to
cut as much as you want out of this. Hello
is on the Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
next episode of the Afternoon Detention. I am back, as
always the man. You come to see the consolation prize
(01:14):
to my right right right to as mate, how are
you feeling awesome? Big big right. It's one of those
lucky cons It's the whole week off. You go, the
whole week off do you.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, ten days in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now now it's Thursday, as released. How was your time off?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's fucking awesome. Mm hmmm, so great. We're just sitting
at home.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I actually had the option to say it, to be honest,
taking it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Read the one person that took it into our company
booked it in like January. So when I said I
wanted to do it, that's what you do, like a
month and a half ago. I tried to do it
a month and a half ago. You're like, oh, someone's
already taken it. I was like, the fuck do you mean?
Like there's no work?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What work are you going to be doing in those
three days? To be honest, like, I'll get to watch
so important that you need to be there for three days.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I get to watch someone remove asbestos. Tomorrow you get
to watch someone remove asbestos. Are you in your ppe
while watching it?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
My cr Yeah? Best pp you can get yes.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
With the circulation of the air content going, yeah, the
best one he made? How going, Bud, I'm going pretty well?
Yourself lazy? I feel lazy.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
It's been a good easter, hasn't it? Happy Easter to YouTube?
By the way, guys.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We probably should have said at last part it made
a bit more sense.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
So you don't like it anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh, it's just not that bad. I mean, I don't
care for the celebration. I hate Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Why do you hate Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Christmas means traveling for me, it's always I get that, actually,
and it's like, and you know, people are like, oh,
we got to traveling with sound and I had to
see four different types of nn and pops all over
the fucking.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, that's a that's so big.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You gotta see fucking your parents and then the step
parents that you had at the time, you got to
go see them. And it's by the time, yeah, fucking
you know, by the time we get home to play
with the hot wheels already deteriorated and fucking rusted.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh, coastal areas too, or.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
No, it's just an analogy. Yeah, yeah, it could be
dead like mine. So at least you don't have to travel.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Then I don't have to travel. I'm not fucking complaining.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah yeah, but actually no, we can. We go to
the we go to the graveyard. It's a fun time.
We get to pick So my mum actually said something
retarded yesterday when I saw her for dinner. She goes, oh,
we saw it was my name's birthday like the other day,
and then she's like, this crow has been like coming
next to us like every time we go see Nan,
(03:46):
and I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck are you
two on of it? Like it was her and my
sister like talking about it about like this fucking crow
has been like my NaN's reincarnated to this crow. And
I thought that is like the dumbest rock ship I've
ever heard in my life. Like that is like, you
guys have been studying too much.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That's that's charge of crystal.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's charging crystals type of ship. Like that is like, really,
what does that say about you? That, out of all
the birds that your mom thinks she's reincarnated.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's like mum, you put her
in a pedestal. Yeah, crow, she's the most annoying, annoying
bird makes noise, not.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Something cool like a like a glass fucking flowing down
or something like that, just this generic blackbird rainbow even yeah,
where can you find crows everywhere in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
My brother too is like it's probably the bird that
just keeps getting fed.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's probably just hungry dude, and you know it's the
same crow. Yeah, well that's what I said. Probably they're
all black, it is. It is probably the same crow.
Like crows are pretty smart. Yeah, I know they're smart.
They probably are looking at your mom gum things. I
think some of ma.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny. Me and Matt.
We're fucking making fun of her. That's not now. Look, look,
we thought the ride's already jumped into it. We thought
this first segment we are. We're going to do a
bit of Ryan's psychoanalyzation on some events that's happened with
his family.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He's just gonna vent a bit. Yeah. They're quite hilarious.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So yeah, so it goes over Easter. I guess everyone
saw their family, right, So I had the unfortunate reality
of scene mine, something I try to avoid all the
time now because they're fucking so annoying. Like I saw
my dad the other day, and you know how like
(05:44):
you say, it's annoying when people say sorry to you a.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Lot, Really is it? Is it? Mitchell?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know, like it's that type of annoying when I
talked to like my dad's side of the family, because
they bring up the same shit, like they go, oh, thanks,
thanks for coming out, Like every sentence say, my dad's
side is really funny, right, it's thanks for coming out
and seeing us, you know, we haven't seen you in
a while or whatever. And then it's can you stop swearing?
You're really annoying. That's not cool, And I'm like, what
do you want? Like I got my dad like drawing off,
(06:13):
watching the fucking horses in the background, just like screaming
his head off.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's like, you'll allow that, but I can't say, like, yeah, yeah,
nic gambling, Yeah, ok, it's okay. Which it is, it's okay.
Is this where Ryan got the hustle's mindset from? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
My dad took me to the He didn't take me
to a fucking strip club. He didn't take me to
a brothel. He took me to the Pokey's for my
eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Here's fifty bucks, son, this is yeah, no, it was
probably it was probably twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And he's like, you're not allowed to bet more than
one cent?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Really, you do you do?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think I remember my first time gambling with him.
It was like one cent, but the not the max bet,
like the bet one times on the twenty five lines
or something. It would have been like thirty twenty five
of the thirty cents and slack that it was so
boring fun.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
There's no winning that.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
He's just yeah, yeah. His whole idea is if you're
not winning the major, there's no point.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, that's what he does on the Peaky's Like, that's
what I remember. He used the only bet like maybe
a dollar max. Like that's to me, that's crazy. But
what's the point of going.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The fucking little wins of what keep you there? You
get you get the quick, little fucking six bucks. You're like,
damn all right, I get an extra three minutes of
the poky before I have to go back to my
depressing life.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't know about that, bruh. I think you you
win like a three hundred dollar feature and your gamble.
It is pretty sick, that's all right.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, Me and and made Alex went on Saturday the Panthers.
Did you found out?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I found out Alex is a fucking degenerate gambler like myself,
right for Panthers at midnight.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
The last one to realize this too.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You realize he was that bad.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
We only Alex is.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
He was just like, oh, if I'm at the pub,
I'll have a slap. But he's just a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He goes.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I go to m his girlfriend. I'm like, is he
actually going to Panthers? And she's like, yeah, he does
it all the time. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't drink, he doesn't partake in
extracurricular activities at all, doesn't do any of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
So his vice, it's gambling. Yeah, but everyone has one,
everyone has.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
He whipped it out like he whipped out his like
his mindset in front of me.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
He goes. I go to him, I'm like, how much
here pulling out?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Because I'm like, I'd pull out three hundred and he goes,
I've got five, i might pull out another two.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
And I'm like, what the fuck do you want about?
You got for it?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, I'm like, I can't believe you fucking dropped that much,
like just the Panthers, you know, Yeah, that's fucking crazy
to me.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So he's got the hustler's mindset. He's got he's got
the next level hustler's mindset.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Now, look, Ryan, look we obviously want gym all your all,
your problems in here. There's one that's been reoccurring on
the last week I really find this fucking hilarious something
that you say to me often. Yeah, but you are
not the same shape as me. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Both sides of my family have called me fat over
this last weekend, and it's really annoyed me.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
How much to give a description to the people that
are listening, what what's your height and weight? Just so
people can get a grasp. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know my height because I don't care about that,
probably like five nine. I was gonna say five six.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You're not sure, as you're like five eight five.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, and about just under seventy, very very normal, light
and skinny, very not on the skinnier side. And both
my family, like my dad said, oh, you're looking good.
You used to look fat, and I'm like, I'm probably
bigger now than the last time you saw me, like crazy,
(09:55):
And my sister goes yesterday, you know, oh you're looking fat,
and I'm like, what do you want about your fucking skinny?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
One said you're skinnier than you used to be, and
one's calling your fats.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well, yeah, they both pretty much called me fat, and
I'm like you're off your head.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Compared to what is what fucking shocks me?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Fat, Like I've never had like massive go or whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Is your sister Heavely on Instagram or something like that
with the fitness influences.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, no, no, no, Well, funny thing is she plays
D and D. That little bitch she had a party.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I was.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I was feeling like I didn't get invited to her
birthday party this year, and then I found out it
was D and D and was like my brother, God
bless him found out because he's still living there with him.
He found out and he left. He's like, I couldn't
handle that.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I left.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's like, damn, dude, that's really funny. Yeah. Yeah, and
the way they play, they get fucking really into it too.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It'd be one of those serious ones.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They get dressed up in costumes and ship.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm not surprised my brother left.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
We ever joked about doing D and D without group
for a what I Then they're like, I don't know
if we want to do it because you and Ryan
won't take it serious. And it'll be like, let's make
the Drake Oh roll in eleven and you can choose
what you do what you're going to do. You roll eleven.
Me and Ryan go to the toilet to do some lines.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So I said, I think.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Buy another beer.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Well, yeah, that's honestly, if I did it like I think,
I'd be the most against doing it, like I would be,
I'd probably be the only person to say no out
of our friend group. I think you would say, yes,
I do it to funk around. You do it, but
to funk around like I would be the same as you.
Where if I got raped into doing it, it would
be I would just fucking Let's go to the brothel.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Let's take out to get Zacher going. Oh, we're going
to take it.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
We're going to go.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Jeremy, what do you like to do? We want to
go to the brothel. You've rolled a fourteen gear. Me
and Ryan go to the brothel. You guys just go
side question. Yeah, I want to have sex with the
prostitute you rolled it to. You walked into the room
and then sat by yourself.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Just like real life.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Damn, I'm so.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Glad I can fake my own life. Yeah, so glad
this is fucking fake life and not real life.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, Ryan goes all right, finally I'll do the quest,
I'll do it. I promise, all right, we gotta roll,
all right, He rolls a six, Ryan naps and misses
the start. Ryan thinks Ryan falls asleep, doesn't set the
(12:53):
alarm either.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
No, no, we're not seting alarms. No holidays mate in
D and D.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Is it bad that I feel like you guys have
actually appreciated dungeons and drugs? Ah what yeah, instead of
dungeons and dragon just fucking well.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I feel like it would be cool, right if we
got someone that had an idea and we did a
live stream and all we did was just roll to
fuck around. Yeah, like a one hour game.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It doesn't have to be sixty hours or whatever the
ship is.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, it's just one one hour of us just going
He's like trying to do a story, and we just
constantly trying.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
To We're just like, no, we're not doing that. Excuse me,
We're going to the tavern.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Excuse me? I think are we beginning to think dragons
are kind of scary? I might go get another beer
back to a You go to the you go to
the bartender and the offer is your butt beer.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
What do you say You're gonna be fucking real beer?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Can't. I'll have a fucking to his new brother.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah. Can I get the fucking beer that month?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Please?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
All for check of taps?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Can I scan my loyalty cards so I can have
the tenth beer half priced? Can I please get awkwardly
flirted with by the bar maid? That's ugly as fuck?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Can the barmaid pull me a rum and coke but
just make it a run with a splash of coke? Please?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh, poor Rusty? Yeah so you feel better, mate?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, Now I don't have to go see family for
another at least six.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Months, or until your dishes piling on.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, I've been good with the dishes. I've go dishwash. Yeah,
I've started using it.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oh if you had a dishwasher this whole time, have
you been doing the dishes?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah? I had I handwashed like pretty much everything.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
You don't just stack the dishwasher until it's null, then
just turn it on.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
No, No, I started doing that though. It's fucking pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yet you going. I know it's clean, it's.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Just you just want to put like yeah, you've got
to run it under the tap and then dry it again.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
My food's wet.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, oh, I know, my food wet all.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Right, mean when you're already.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Bud well, Okay, So at Easter I always go camping
at Upper Bathist and one of the really, yeah, one
of the requirements is you've got to have a fire
pit of some sort. And that that brought me to
the topic of what byer pit is your favorite, because okay,
(15:37):
I've got two fire pits at the moment. We've got
just a standard oil drum with a couple of legs
on it, and one is forty four. We got old
forty four drum cut in half, like vertically half.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Ah, so it's it's it's flat.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, so it can sit flat on the ground, but
there's also legs bolted onto it.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But I've had a couple other ones previously, so we've
had the forty four cut in half top to bottom.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I've got new shape, yeah, the good old stick burner.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, exactly. And I've also got a washing machine drum.
They right home, they go right, They're not that deep though.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
My question was what is your favorite that you've seen,
and what is your favorite?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Now, look, I just want to talk quickly before you
brought this up, so we normally talk, have we have
a quick talk before we did this, but believe it
or not, we plan a little bit. Mitch walks in
and he goes, I've got a subject for you, and
I feel like Jess is going to know more about this.
Now you're saying I know more about this because my
stepdad doesn't really fucking crazy shit.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
No, I did not know that you didn't have in mind.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
No, I just sort of went, you're a little bit older,
have got a bit more experienced.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You've been to a lot more house parties that probably
have a fire out the back.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oh true, true.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
So I'm like, you probably have a bit more experience now, Brian,
have you got any that you are no?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Like ten bricks in a fucking circle, that's about my
fire pit?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's fair very basically.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, well you said that, and honestly I was expecting
some good and then you said that.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I was like, I've got like.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Nothing, but this that's what I more directing a yeah, yeah, yeah,
we do. You want me to go through some of
the ones that we've had, because that's some crazy ones. Okay,
let's let's rate them. Actually, So look, the first one
I'm going to bring up, in which we actually haven't
had but I've seen a lot of it. There are
people that do custom laser cutting on barrels and ship
(17:28):
where you can get like your footy team and ship
in it. Okay, I haven't seen that, but yeah, so
that one's pretty cool. There are always like some sort
of fucking stainless steel or whatever crame and all that ship.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yep. That makes the ones that I don't like.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I fucking hate him, the really cheap ones that I
think you think you can actually get them at, like
fucking Camar the really chale. It's just a fucking thin
cast iron bowl or whatever. It's not.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's a sheet metal. It's sheet metal, I think.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, me and your sister just to get to parties
and one of the blokes how to come in.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Which one? He let me run the fire one day.
Oh no, you could have got it too hot. I
just fucking melted it. Yeah, I just put it.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I just because they normally just burned sticks.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I brought. Fucking traps are massive, like my stepfather, massive
fucking wood burner. He gets a cube everything, like a
fucking every single cris winter and it gets too he
gets two cube. They go through two cube of firewood.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
That's a good effort.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's always the most annoying thing because normally you'd get
it by now, and then me and Mum would spend
all weekend sorting it out because Mom needs it to
be twigs and kindling and small small pieces and then
really big thick pieces because then she'll know how what
to bring in and what to last the night and
all this really fucking annoying makes sense. So I decided
(18:48):
to bring someone like the medium sized ones, you know,
like the two three L burns as you do, and uh,
they hold a lot of heat and melt at the
fucking middle of it. He's like, oh, how'd you do that?
I'm like, dude, it's just fucking wood, like your fireplace.
Can't we stand wood?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah? I know exactly which fireplace because we used to
have one.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It just melts. It's lovely. So now onto some of
the crazy ones we have had. We've definitely had the typical,
like you know, truck truck rims. We've done a few
truck truck I haven't heard of that. A fun one
that we turned into a barbecue because we just had
a random barbecue plate was an excavator bucket.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's cool. Yeah, we The problem is we had to
find a fucking brick to prop it up because we
didn't weld legs on it. Of course, it's just like
Trevor broke it because he's an escavator driver and truck
driver by jobs, and so he broke it and then
he's like, well, I can't do anything with it, so
I'm just going to burn shit in it. And then
he got a got a series five hundred screw and
(19:52):
a and a barbecue plate and just fucking teching the
cunt straight to the butt the bucket. Okay, So then
he's like, look, it's swivel. When I don't need the
barbecue plate or could just push it out of the way,
he still uses it.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You would have seen it out the back of the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I think that's yeah, yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You might have seen us too. I don't, oh maybe,
but I don't remember it. But yeah, the barbecue plate's
not on it anymore. This was like seven years ago,
but we were working on cars. Mum was away somewhere
and he's just like, oh, what are we doing this weekend?
We got two cars to work on it? Who had
my old Commodore and one of his cars, and oh
and actually had Jess kiss fucking I thirty that we
had the penalty, so we had a full long weekend
(20:31):
of fucking cars. And then so he's just decided that
all he's going to get is chicken, kebabs, onions, mushrooms
and sausage, okay, and we ate everything off that barbecue
plate as you should. Yeah, So it was pretty fun
except the fact of like, at that stage of backyard
(20:52):
was just road based, So working on a car on
d based fucking sucks.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
No cardboard or anything around even put down.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, they were, but like at it got to a
point where I'm like, I'm fucking done laying shit down. Yeah, yeah,
yeah done. I'm just gonna fucking get underneath. I just
made it up wearing a hoodie and just wore the
hood and just that's what it will protect my head.
And then the big one, the big fucking the big
dog that we had, which is actually up the road now.
I don't know if that's the same one, but similar thing,
(21:21):
you know other road from Mums where it's like that
place has always got a fire going. Trav's mate, he
uses that the same thing that we used to use.
But for some reason, Trev got his hands on a
fucking coal washpin from the mines.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
A coal washpin.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, this thing, right, I'm telling you, it's about like
is that that's diameter a from side to side? I
reckon it's about it would have been like seven meters
almost six meters or something like that diameter. Yeah, it's
a big circle thing. Yeah, and it's got like it's
graded through the middle obviously, so the water can go out.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Okay, yeah, So they put it on the thing and
they spin it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
The cold washers and all the water and it disappears
and dissipates. But uh yeah, so we had that right,
and the best thing was we're moving house when we
had that, So we are burning entire cupboards. We're just
throwing cupboards into the wash bin, filling it with diesel
and just fucking setting it, just.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Letting it go, just letting it go.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
We we we had that fire burning one time for
a week, for a week a week.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
It has never stopped, just didn't stop. What was in
this thing that never let it stop burning? You just
kept feeding it.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Just fucking old palette?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Was there still coal in it?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Oh? You did at the bottom. It was like fucking
a foot of ash, just thick ash and coals and ship.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Did it ever get cleaned out?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh yeah, we had to. Yeah, okay, yeah, we just
like put a shovel of it or something like that.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
It makes sense. Took quite a lot, or.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You can just like we just sprinkled it into the
garden and ship like that as well. But yeah, yeah,
we used to do dead set. It was just like, oh,
we've got these palettes from the bill because at that
stual renovating, he's like, oh they ever got all these
palettes and you know, like normal people would break them down,
he excavated all fucking like ten of them and just
(23:14):
dropped them in bang up and smoke, just.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Gone, just set it on fire.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
It was fucking awesome because like we put it in
the middle of the yard.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
This is before the shed was in, so we put
in the middle of the yard and like we could
have a party there like a field, just a drink
and whatever, and you could sit up at the house
which was ten minutes away, and the backyard was warm.
It's just the entire backyard was just always warm. So
now we know how you save on heating bills. You
just go buy a cold like washer. I don't think
(23:47):
he bought it, Okay. That's why I've got to be
I'm okay to talk about it now because it doesn't
exist anymore. If we still had it, I probably couldn't
talk about it. That's fair because I don't think it's
a used to have them. Oh okay, but somehow you
got one, there was a damaged one or something like that.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
But yeah, so he used to look to the back
of a truck, right, he used to set the fucking
yard on fire basically, But yeah, most people just fucking
have the forty fours. Yeah, and then oh and that's
one thing about the big Drum is when we went
to clean it out, because that was like a state.
I was probably like twenty eighty one, Yeah, I like that.
My brother's like probably my age now, twenty six, twenty seven.
(24:29):
So there was quite a big drinking time for our family.
Like so it would be like Todd's over, I'm there,
my brother's mates and all that out of there, Like
Trev still drinking quite heavy. Then big drinking time you're
pulling out ash with the fucking shovel and it's just
fucking you're just hearing fucking glass, just everyone throwing their
(24:50):
fucking glassy because it's so big you could just peg
your fucking bottle in there, and if they broke, it's
not going anywhere. It's just sitting in the bucket. But nah, yeah,
so what what's your reasoning on this, Mitch? What Peter?
You got your ideas on?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Well, I've seen a couple, but I've got at the moment,
I've got a washing machines in the backyard, which I've
just a washing machine drum and I had that there
last Friday. I had a couple of mates over, just
had a drink and small fire, not as big as
your ones, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
No, No, we've had some. We've had five departments called
on our house for a few times. Yeah, a lot
of times, once a week. That's at one point they
knew Trev's name. They're like, Trev, mate, fucking told you
about the smoke. It's one time they told it to like, yeah, look,
we got three reports for this fucking day for your house,
(25:45):
and after the fourth one that's when we went we'll
go check you out because we know that you're not
sending you always got the tap and everything ready and
all your ship ready. He's like, but you can't have
him that fucking big dude, mate, you can't be competing
with factory. You can't be fucking pumping that much fucking
smoke out of a suburban Mount drewid hours.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, it might be a serious problem.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
The is going to It was that hot. You can
probably burn bodies in it. Like I'm telling you, it
was hot.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Silver water incinerator Nah, Mount Droid incinerator.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, fucking hell. You'd lose your cat for sure. Your
cat would never be seen again. There'd be no traces
of a small animal rabbits there definitely was like fucking
pig carcassy stone in there and ship like after a spit.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
That's not nice. But talking about Trevor like.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
That, he's fucking quite a borer.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Lucky I didn't think about saying your mum.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, Mum, wouldn't be that Trevor. You know what the
funny thing is, I hope trev never listens to my pod.
I hope he heard that because he will, fucking in
a funny way, he'll shape up to you to me.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, why he got me, I said, you called him
a quick on the back pedal.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What's up, sport fans, Welcome back to the f new
Detention Sports Report. We've got me Jimmy Jeorgs a lot
and tour right, We've got my co host.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I don't know, I'm not good at wordplay. I'm now
look Italian.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
We got some big fucking sports news, right, and we
thought it's been a big weekend for sport and.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's a good reason to just jam it all into one.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So we're going first, going to start off, mate, Ryan,
did you watch the Panthers game on Friday on Saturday? Yes, dude, yeah,
it was that. We did.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
We did watch it, and we did we watched it together.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, before I went to go invest so late night
investing breaking news.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Pendriff have finally broken their five game losing streak.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
There. I think it's one of the first teams to
win a premiership go five in a row loss in
that's the next season since like nineteen sixty seven or
something like that. I think it's the Dogs or I
don't know, it was something like it's fucking been years.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It could have been, yeah, because it's like a lot
of fucking shit teams have won the prem the last
couple of years.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, it was like a dog.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Tigers won. That was like ship.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
So yeah, so that happened. But on that same game,
a very big milestone has been passed for your boy,
Nathan Cleary. He is now officially the highest point scorer
for any Pendriff player ever, overtaking Ryan Gerdler. Ryan Goodler's
last record was set at one thousand and five hundred
(28:59):
and seventy two points I think clearly three by the end.
Oh yeah, we fucking we ended up piling the points
on so.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh no, no he yeah, that's right. He ended up
scoring heaps.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, so it ended up being like fifteen seventy nine
or something like that. Okay probably, but yeah, so he's
at now the highest point scorer. And look, I'm going
to be very humble and very really stick here. We're
going to win the camp. Yeah, we're back. We're back. See,
it's all fucked up by letting us win a game.
(29:36):
Is all you got to do, right to catch a
big fish, Just to put a little bit of bait
in the hook, a little bit of food, you're really in.
That's all we've done. You've given us the bait. Now
we're fucking really in. That's the fifth in a row. Mitch.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
What's your thoughts, Mitch, I'd like to see it happen
because it's getting to that domination again. But i'd like
to see it happen. We've given you've now got.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
To pant from a para. I'd like to see Panthers win.
Have you realized our team is shipped?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
You're about to get lynched on the way everyone else?
How did parago? I have actually no clue.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
They're probably playing playing right now to right now?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Do you want to tell you the score?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I would actually like to know they're playing a very
good team.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
It's a spoon bolt spoons a winning six now, oh no,
sixteen minutes tries. So yeah, as we can show, there's
not much to talk about in a lot of these sports.
So onto our next sport, Ryan, did you want to
did you want to take it away with your F
one report?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh? The F one report? How cool the F one
is going to be this year?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I reckon some big so you can tell about the
results and then some things that was said in the
pit lane or whatever.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Are you talking about a bit of drama on the weekend? Well,
we've got our first Australian to be in front of
the World Championship in fifteen years or something. Yeah, twenty
ten Oscar sick Hunt.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
What happened in the pit lane, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Soba decided they didn't know how to drive, and then
fucking Oscar gave him a bit of a like you're
doing well kid part on the back.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
The good old thumbs up of sack.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
You probably know I've only seen that once, but you've
probably you brought it up about the thumbs up incident.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So it was Oscar was in the car and Sober
drove out in front of him, like on.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
A I think it was on the before the race.
It was just before the race and formation lap.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I like to get out to the grid and Oscar's
in the main pit lane where no one's supposed to
pull out in front of you. You've got right away,
and Sober's like, oh yeah, you've already stopped. I'm pulling
out in front of you. And then because they pulled
out into a gap not into where a car is
meant to be, they didn't turn far enough.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Who was it was? It? It wasn't hooking.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
It could have been either Hookenberg or Brelli or whatever.
His name wouldn't have been could have been Holckenburg.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
To be fair, I didn't see the number on the car,
so I didn't tell you. But they pulled out and
then they had to get pulled back to then make
the corner.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
So has given him the you're doing good.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
To look. It's very I want to direct you onto
talking about the first lap of the GPH.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
How sick it is. The first lap of the GP
is the best time to watch f one. After the
first two laps, you might as well turn the cut
off because it's fucking Most of the time, it's boring
as fuck unless it was raining like this, Unless it's
raining like unless there's weather conditions, Yeah, there's Normally the
cars go fine. When there's raining or a bit of
a bit of a weather situation, then the cars sometimes
(32:56):
fuck up and it's nice to watch. But yeah, first
lap of this race was very cool. Oscar beat the
Stappen on the reaction time off the start, so he
got in front and Stapan decided that the line, the
normal line you'd use, probably wouldn't work to beat Pistre
in the corner. He decides to fly off the fly
(33:17):
off the fly off the apex and just cut the
corner and then completely wings about it.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
For the rest of the race. That he's getting a
five second penalty.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
So he could actually get a five second went into
the corner first.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oscar was in front of the apex and well he
couldn't have stayed there. He had to either go off
the track or break in, which he didn't recondition properly.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, he should. He should have given Pstre the place,
but he just kept going because he's like stuff and
on ahead.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Now, well, if pst went in, if he gave Pstre
the the place, he wouldn't Pstre, you just would have
fucked off.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
And that's how much better the McLaren is.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, very fast to the rest now yeah yeah, but
yeah yeah so it is nice? Is good scene, Like
I'd like, I like this happened like out of like
like if it was Norris, I would be like fuck that.
Norris can't like he's a little gronk, But because it's
a Piastre, I'm kind of with him because I like,
(34:17):
I don't like McLaren.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I can't suck. What's wrong with McLaren.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
McLaren fan orange, they suck, not even just because you're
a McLaren fan.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Just and I'm not even a McLaren fan because I'm like,
oh die hard McLaren. So if Norris goes all right,
I'm happy. I just care what Piastre you. Yeah, yeah,
like it's just McLaren fan because past is in one.
Hey if they get the Constructions Championship and Piastre is
ahead of Norris, perfect, but I prefer Piastre to get
(34:45):
the driver's chance to consolation.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, of course. So it's good scene fucking
step and have a nice wing.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So now here's the fun bit and only took two
more corners to the next bit of drama.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Two more corns. Oh yeah, the fucking Snata and it
was it Snada and someone else was it?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
So it was ghastly.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
It was Gasly. Uh, I think Sonoda break and that
it wasn't it was the exact same corner, by the way, it.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Was like that it was turned four, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
No, it was that corner apex, Yeah, that that chicane
the first where they I think Sonoda was trying to
Sonada was in front and I think Gasly got in front.
And then because Henda turned in he clipped whee. Both
of them got like he hit the back of I
think Gasly's car, I think because he spun. Gaslely spun
(35:42):
and then smashed into the wall and then Sonoda sort
of spun as well and then like hit the wall.
But they just retired both the cars. Yeah, that was
pretty Oh well, that was like that's normal, that's like normal,
Like is not doing.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Too well in the Red Bull? Is no going to
do well in that?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Laws and beat him in the first rate his first
fucking GP in the Red Bull, Like, it's the car
that's fucked. It's not fucking it's not the driver driver
the cars like retarded.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
How's Lawson doing in the not he's already considered not
to be spoken about.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Hadj is doing? Is actually doing a great job?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Is he? Yeah? Laws?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
It is not even conversational and he's just straight out
he's losing his seat this year. Wow, Yeah, I reckon
fair enough.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Just not made of the right stuff. Man, It's just
you probably should have had an extra star on your flag,
but he just wanted to stick with a fucking New Zealander.
You know.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Then he is Jack Doing's doing better than him, He's
doing quite well.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
He's doing.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Williams car is actually a white But the william.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
But okay, hear me out.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
You just were saying's doing all right. The Williams literally
just left fielded.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
The Williams cars actually been on pretty deep.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah so in a different sentence, Yeah, the Williams, he's
doing great this year. But Jack doing drives it out.
We don't care about Williams. Williams.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
You don't like science. I love science. Why are you
going on? Beautiful man? So you don't like not anymore?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Bro, he's not driving Ferrari anymore doing.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
He's not holder, he's not driving out Ferrari anymore. That's
fucking sick.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
My bait fits into the fucking lantern holder of my microphone.
So I'm just holding mic and the vates just there.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
That's pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Now Ryan wants a mic holder or sorry, I have
vape holder. I don't vape those.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
He doesn't really vp but yeah, so uh, a bit
of a bit of hatred or a bit of saltanes blake,
good old MAXI.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It didn't celebrate on the podium, he got his bottles,
he went, He didn't spray piastre. A bit of a
fucking dog act.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
If he asked, I think that's an active war, and
then I think we're going to war. In the post
race interview, winched about his five second penalty that he's like, oh,
should have got four seconds, and he still second.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
He game second, he came second. He served it. I
think he said it in the pit. I thought he
served it in the race, but he served it in
the pit. Yeah, he won, but he beat Leclear by
like five point two seconds, so he had another five
like he was ten seconds in front of Claire.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, okay, but that's the thing. He's like, if I
didn't get that penalty, I would have beat.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
He was like, is that really?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Is that really a fucking variable?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Was he ahead of Oscar until the stop? He would
have got in front of him.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
If he didn't get held by five seconds in the
pit lane, he would have pulled out in front of him, which, yeah,
he probably would have won the race.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
He wouldn't. I don't think Piastre would have overtaken him.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
But that's also the think the Piastre has the better car.
He had enough to catch up to him, So it's
a variable.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's like it was behind him for Yeah, he's it's
within five seconds.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
It's not a hundred it's not one hundred percent thing
that he would have won it, but like like there's
a good chance he probably would have won it.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
A curiosity, where's Norris gone? He comes forth.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Not winning the championship because he crashed out in Q three. Yeah,
he crashed out. He was working his way up the field. Yeah,
well he had ten seconds on fucking Russell. Yeah, he
overtook Russell and then had tens of yeah. Yeah ship.
So also didn't beat the Claire well number one, baby, my.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Pooky Leclaire wouldn't beat him.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Paused all right, yeah, f one exciting times. Now let's
talk about the real man sport. Class isn't done. Okay,
we're going back extra, We're staying back. We're doing some
afternoon detention right now. We're doing some real afternoons attention
all your mum's because we're going to talk about John
(39:59):
Cena now Monday here of recording the second day of WrestleMania,
a very big thing. John Cena, as everyone would know,
has turned hill before and now has claimed his seventeenth championship,
being the most decorated wrestler ever. And now look I
(40:20):
just want to talk about I've spoke to Ryan about it,
so you know, it's a good idea of what's happened.
You've seen a few things. I just want to talk
about how he's one right. The fight was really slow
and it got to a point where like John Cena
was getting a bit bashed. And usually in these sort
of events, they bring out someone to interfere. It's like
a big person, like a big notable person. Travis Scott
(40:43):
come to his fucking name. Travis Scott punched fucking Cody
Rhodes in the face.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, everyone everyone's that things wrestling's fake. Just watch Travis
Scott hit the fuck out of Cody Race like that
shit I saw somewhere. It was like Travis Scott didn't
get told that this ship's fake and it's just him
colocking Cody Raids while Cody Raids is like lying down
on the ground and Travis Scott's is beating the fuck
(41:12):
out of him.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Travis Scott doesn't get wrestling. It doesn't get how like
he doesn't know it, doesn't know the take a bun shit.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's just yeah, he just thinks it's real.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
It's like, so Cody Rhoades pulls his he's finisher on him,
and so pools his finisher on John Cena. And that's
where Travis Scott pulls the ref out of the ring. Now,
you know normal rules in wrestling. As soon as the
ref is touched, he's got CTE. Okay, he's instantly got
(41:44):
amnesia and like doesn't care what's happened between when he's
knocked out. But he's knocked out for a good fucking
four minutes, all right. They like if this was rugby league,
he's not playing for fucking two weeks. So Travis Scott
pulls me out of the ring softer fall on the ground.
He's easy out for five minutes. Oh no, So that
ruins Cody Rhoads trying to pin John Cena. And because
(42:09):
John Sena was knocked out of that stage as well,
so then John Cena like this is where he comes in,
and this is where he starts punching the fuck out
of Cody Rhodes and he throws Cody Rhodes out of
the ring. So John Sena is well known back in
his day for being the clean fighter. He's always clean.
He's always an America's hero. You know, he was a marine,
not really, but that was that was a story. That
(42:31):
was his story. He was a marine, and he did
ones where he's like, never give up. You know, you've
gotta be you got to aspire to be the best.
You got to do everything properly. Now he's a hell.
He doesn't care about that shit. So he's jumped out
of the ring and he's grabbed the fucking the championship
belt and he's gone to smack Cody Roads over the
head with it. Cody Rhodes catches it, and there's an
(42:51):
old there's an old episode about a couple months ago
where John Cena is having a chat in the ring
with Cody. He's like, you got to decide now, if
you're the champion, whether you're gonna be a good guy
or a bad guy. You know, you gotta you gotta
you gotta have a clear conscience on what you're doing.
So Cody gets the belt and he goes to bash
John Sena with it. John Cena sitting there, like Rick
(43:13):
Flee used to like half spent down, like begging, don't
hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, you know,
don't hit me. In all like this is not you
don't hit me Cody Rhodes is contemplating bab John Senna
kicks him in the dick and then he picks up
the belt. Cody is getting up and he just fucking
(43:34):
wallops him with the belt, throws the belt out, picks
up the ref, throws him back in and pins Cody
and gets his seventeen.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
The script writers are fucking cook.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Oh, my brother is a hardcore fan. I'm a casual fan,
and we're texting. We're like, someone's gonna come to Cody's aide,
because there's always one that comes through the side. No
one came to Cody's head. Sen as the other w
WE champion for the seventeenth time, and that's his last.
Is your brother SPI? Yeah, he was gutted. He was gutted.
(44:11):
Oh and also in other news, you would know this name, Mitchell.
Randy Orton went into this WrestleMania planning to fight Kevin Owens.
Who Kevin Owens is the guy at the moment. I
don't know if you've seen. He's been doing neck breaking
pile drivers, which are now illegal because of neck injuries.
Right ironically, he's getting next surgery, So we had to
(44:34):
pull out of WrestleMania. And Randy Orton's like, oh, well
I needed an opponent. I've got a match, and no
one wants to fight me. So whoever wants to step up,
show up on the day and I'll fight you. I
want you to give a guess of who you think wrestled.
No clue a clue.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
It is a very like as a character. Could you
it's one off.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
If I said it was one of Jamie's favorite characters,
you'd probably not.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
He's not a part of WWE, but he's a part
of a w but he has appeared in w W
a once. I have no clue. See his knee man
the upiers, I believe, and Joe Hendry, I believe. Why
did I expect that one? So they're having a good fight, right,
it's a quick, pretty short one, having a good fucking fight.
(45:21):
And then John Joe Hendry does this. I think it's
like a fucking smell and drop or something like that.
Can't And then he gets up and he stands he's
standing in the crowd and he does his fucking turnaround
smile like he does to the crowd, and he goes
does the smile and they're like, Joe Hendry, He's sure Bolton,
he should be careful, watch watch up. Fucking Randy Orton
(45:46):
wins the fight, and then the best thing happens next
is Randy Orton picks him up and he goes shakes
his hand and he's like like going like, mate, you're
at WrestleMania. Take this in. And he's showing to the crowd.
Everyone's clapping him, and then Joe Hendry's like, thank you,
thank you, bang O k O again doesn't have the
(46:08):
match where he goes take the take it in, You're
at WrestleMania. Okay, yeah he believed. He believed. So yeah,
that's the that's the big exciting things. There's are like
dirty doms now the Intercontinental Champion, who me and Ryan
were looking at. Ryan's like, oh damn, whose dad is
it actually, and I'm like it's Raymustereo. But he does
(46:31):
look like Eddie Carrera. And then we're talking about the
old ladder match, the custody battle that they are that's
so funny that it's like they had a that they
fucking right up a custody battle, custody ladder, table takes
the kid, the ladder table chair match that's a t
(46:52):
LC match, and then you fucking that's how they decided
who's kid.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
It was maternity to us in battle, don't need a
pertnity to test. We see who the toughest dad is.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
You see who could jump off a ladder better. That's
how That's how every kid should be decided the toughest dad.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Do you get to see a kid every single day
or on the fucking every second weekend, You're just gonna
burst his stepdad in the ladder match?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's who should take carsidy of the kid.
It's you versus the stepdad.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
The mom joins in and just beats him the mom.
The mom comes in with the chair.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
The mom comes in with the step mom, and it's
a Brian penies match. You know what those are? You
know what they are? In the Attitude era, there was
a time where there was a bar and penies match
because the Attitude area was nuts. Right, It's just fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
That's all like the most like full like cooking, it's the.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Most sexist, ship like most like misogyny like, it's the
very most like hill billy wrestling ever sing it's entertaining
as fuck. But there was a time where like girl
wrestlers would wrestle and the whole way to win the
match was to strip the other one naked.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
What the fuck? Oh yeah, to their bra and panties.
So it's an R rated speak fifteen plus that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
The whole thing is they used to fucking see who
can strip the other one down to their bra and pennies.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Makes sense?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
So yeah, that'd be the dad's fighting the ladder, the
mum's fighting to being B and P match.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
That's our that's sport, bring it back a bit of
a sports segment of this week.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
So big ups Nathan Cleary, Oscar Piastre and John Cena
and a bit of dirty domond Jo Hendry.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
All Right, I believe, we believe, we believe, of course
you do. Anyway, guys, thank you for watching the Afternoon Attention.
I'm middie, that's Jazz, that's Ryan. Check us out at
our Instagram and TikTok at the Safe Boys or check
us out at our website safeboys dot com and links
to all the random shit that we do.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
And as you notice now miss has done a little
touch at the end of the YouTube videos.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
You should be able to say it on the cat
video anyway, guys, Babe
Speaker 2 (49:11):
I'm in prison, I go away for a wrong time,
rob you boop
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