February 5, 2025 • 48 mins
thanks for checking out this episode of the safebois podcast. let us know what you think in the comments and check us out at the links below Timestamps: Ryan's birthday/getting old - 1:33 Jezza's challenge- 16:22 reddit aus finance - 32:24 Check us out at https://safebois.com Insta : https://www.instagram.com/thesafeboispodcast tiktok : https://www.tiktok.com/@thesafebois music credit : @m16_r
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, yum yum, I'm in. That's a good start.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
There goes the copywriters.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, yeah, we've definitely got copywriters. That one.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Don't fucking sew us.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Ut.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to uh the Absinton attention
brought to you by the safe Boys. Back again with
the usual victims, the usual fuck up staty, keep heading
up with the attention with me, we got right right
to my right. Feeling excited me, yeah, very excited and
on the on the decks, big mad, big bad MIDI.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Good ey today, just finishing my bite of KFC. How's
you back me? Ah?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
There, I've heard it. Having a bit of a struggle,
it always is. I want to beer right now? Have
a beer please?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, I can't say why not. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I was like, I'll just drink soft things today. That
would be silly of me. That'd be silly as fuck anyway,
So sorry, first in order I got to have a sit. Now,
let's talk about some really really exciting news that happened
over the weekend. A Big Bad Rye Rye has left
the twenty seven Club. Big Bad Rye Rice turned twenty eight.
(01:38):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Ryan.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Thanks guys, I'm officially not going to die cool anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You can't do the Bain wall painting.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, you kind of tried to by going up to
my roof, and then I was like, let's get drunk
on the roof and I might fall down.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But that would have ended.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I didn't go on that riff of you. I would
have that riff.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, I understand. He just wanted to be able to
drink on a roof. Yeah, able to say he's done
it once.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Remember, so out of the two years friendship that I've
had with Ryan, like we've been for longer yeah, three
probably three, but we're being friends for longer. But this
is like as close as we are, right Ryan, I've
me and Ryan has spent a lot of time together
and a lot of time and even yeah, the house,
and we have never been on this rooftop. So I
(02:25):
feel a little bit let down that I've never been told.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, I also didn't think it was that cool until
I came up with the idea a few weeks ago
and was like, maybe it is cool and cool it was.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So we grave a bunch of fucking deep wine. I
think we spent a total of like seventy on four bottles.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I spent like thirty bucks. It was like sixteen and
like twelve bucks or something for the two ones.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I bought twenty five dollars of wine and it was
two breads. It was wild.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
But yeah, so like maximum one hundred bucks and you
were shattered.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And we also we weren't chatted. But we also split
that wine between like at least five or six of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so yeah, yeah. MIDI was there. We got a beautiful
view of Rudy Hill. Midi, what do you reckon about
the view?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It had good factory views, a lot of trees, a
lot of trees that did have the blue mountains in
the background, which was quite nice. Maybe in a couple
of years will be disappeared. That's why I bought the apartment.
Of course, blue mountains and the train line. You can't
deny the train line makes the place.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Makes it in the ambulance and.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The cops, the sirens, the ambient sirens going.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So yeah, we spent time up there, and look, I
feel like that there we ticked a very big crucial
mid twenties bingo card slot. I feel like mid twenties
is a few things. You've got a few scumbag things
you've got to do, like drinking sheep wine on a
mate's apartment, or if not on an apartment, just on
(04:01):
a roof. And we haven't done that, so we've ticked
it off. The best thing about the roof is like
you look at any other view and we're like, damn,
I don't know if it's going to work. I don't
know if this is going to be nice. Like where
it's a there's like not really a place to see it.
It's like if you look down the down the edited
edge of the balustrade, you just see fucking the other
slums that are surrounding.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It was nice because there was that one apartment like
behind me that looks really good, Like I would definitely
have rather gone there to drink because it got to.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Get some neighbors, like friendly neighbors. Hey, you came all
the other ones. All the other ones is our third
world country. There's even a tense city, tense.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
City newly introduced tense city down the road at the
park at my place.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
How new is it? Do you Reckon is going to
come in and try and renovate it? Or did I hope?
So you hope? So so it looks dirty as fuck.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Back any economy coming in when there's old Mount Jewt Meryton.
But anyway, so we found this little stage i'll call
it in a staging there. It's like it's just this
like little concrete hobbit. Couldn't explain to you what it's for.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
They probably had it for like to put like more
plants and ship there, but like as soon as you
put something that's not bolted down up there, it's going
off the roof.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, So we found this bit there and there's a
couple of chairs up there, So we all sat up
there and just stand over towards Rudy Hill and fuck,
that was the vibe, all facing one way on shitty chairs,
drinking wine, playing music except Chris wanted to play m Ranch.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, Chris is just trying to ruin the vibe. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
How good were those school school chairs?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh, hectic, it's the quint essential, like you go to
high school chair. It was those plastic chairs. It was
it was those they were You definitely realized why they
were decent in high school because now we don't fit
because we're adults.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's been like that since year eight for me.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You're a fucking man child min.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Thanks Jezzer. Now he's going at me abbitt.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I like year eleven, if you your sides, if you
hit that in year eight, Yeah, I can imagine those
chairs not been good for you at all.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I was.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I was swimming in those chairs for years, like Ryan.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Used to, like Ryan still does still do so.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Anyway, now that Ryan's older and we've ticked off a quintessential,
I just want to talk about, like, how do you
feel like your life's going to change from here? Ryan?
What are some things that you reckon are going to
be different about being twenty eight than to twenty seven?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I reckon I'm going to listen to more podcasts, but
not like not good ones, like ones that are like
like get up at five am and do a run
type of shit. I think I'm going to be more
into that. I've already ordered my vitamins.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You got some vitamins?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Got Do you have the minerals coming to Yeah, vitamins
and minerals are on the way.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Do you feel like the the marathon challenges is tied
directly into the twenty eight club?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes? I do have a bit of a question for you.
Have you unlocked your pain of DLC. I unlocked that
like three years ago.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
The next one when when my legs started to break
down and I like would constantly get injuries. It's like,
I'm always gonna live with that pain.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, Fair, that's a lovely loop box to open.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, no, it's yeah, it's not great, especially when you
start getting pain like lower like stomach pain and shit,
and you're like, that is that the one?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Is that cancer? Finally?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If it makes you feel any better. Luke Kidule, famous
fucking comedian, same age as you runs marathons. He's all
about that shit about like it's been twenty eight. Oh
do you reckon? Like you're gonna like that's do you
reckon twenty eight? When you start four corners?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh? No, I reckon that's a thirty year old thing.
What else? What else do you? Let's let's go through
some things. Let's throw it Me and MIDDI.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Let's come up with some things and we're going to
throw it Ryan and see if he reckons that these
are going to come into effect the twenty eight or not?
All right, So drinking wine and we knew before twenty seven, Ryan,
twenty seven and a half. Ryan wasn't a wine guy.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Is he still not a wine guy? No? I think
it's it's not bad, it's not bad. Twenty eight was
the vibe.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I think the vibe helped it a lot. Drinking on
the broad When so, when are we going to a
vineyard with you? Next week? It's's birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Just the ones that are there? Fair, I'm getting pissed.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Not next weekend, the weekend after that makes sense him? Okay,
it's funny though.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
That's like good prep that we just start off with
terrible wine and it's like it only gets better from here.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, that's a good start.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, we pretty much went like just above box point. Yeah, alright,
My next one, do you reckon that you're going to
start considering signing up memberships everywhere to get discounts.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh, coupon collector?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Like, like what you're going to start telling me.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
That already that person you might have already done it
to get the multi vitamins.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
No, but I mean, like, are you going to be like, hey,
instead of us, can we go the pony every Sunday?
Did we start going to the Pendist Bowls Club because
we can get five dollars schooners?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
So not only did I did I do something like
that to get the multi vitamins. I purposely went to
the league's club on my birthday to get a free meal.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh, he's already in it turned into it, turned into it.
I might have already done that. Yeah, it's twenty eighteen
Full of Fact, twenty eighth Full of fect Swing of
twenty eight Do you reckon it'll becoming old? Ryan? Fuck?
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
There's like like now you're going to look back at
younger gender to be like your music sucks.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He already does that though, you do that jazz?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, No, No, I don't know because I've been a
I've been a like stone wall of like old music sucks. Okay,
I'm like part of that, like fucking because Dad used
to play like whatever he listened So it's like I
listened to this for ages, fuck all this ship like
eminem yuck. I don't want to listen to that. But yeah,
(10:27):
so probably yes, yes, I reckon. I don't know, Like
I don't listen to new music anyway. Yeah, Like I'm
just I don't know. You just listen to music.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I just listened to whatever. But Dad come around back
to are you going to sit there and watch ABC.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm scared on my day, honestly, honestly, I might pull
up ABC and just be Jeremy, I'm a fucking LIBERALVA.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm I'm back to I'm back to my blue light
saber form. Dude, I couldn't look at the one nation
with carry He's doing a big hit.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
All right. My next one is, do you think now
that you're probably hit a second frontal lobe? Do you
think that now recent comedy like YouTube shows like The
Big Legs, it's just not anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'd honestly have to watch them again because I have
good memories of them.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But do you think, being twenty eight, that you're going
to move past it?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But is alway? Is it going to come to nostalgia
loving it?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't, Yeah no, But I think that's why I
probably shouldn't watch it, because I've got such a high
regard for shit like that. Like now, maybe if I
watch it again, I'm like, it's funny, and that would
break my heart.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I just go back to rewatch Mike Nylon Chow and go, fuck,
did this isn't as funny as it used to be.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'll just it ruined me it would ruin my childhood.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
MM, do you have any others? Jazz, You're going to
have some more? Come on everything one?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So when are you going to get a mobility scooter?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's twenty eight not but retarded.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, that would be me lucky.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I'm lucky I didn't come on the pod when I
had my fucked up leg like me, like full strapped
up leg.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You guys funny?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Do you reckon now that your sneezes will get louder?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh? No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Maybe because it comes like you know, do you reckon?
My ears will get bigger? They do, I know they
do with age, But do you reckon noticeably that will
become bigger?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I reckon?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
We may have to upgrade your headphones to bigger ones
for you. I might have to get the large ones.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, I reckon ear hair? Well, spit definitely.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You reckon ear hair is going to be spitting spitting
a bit. That's a bit scary.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
What about a veggie garden?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I can't have one. I say, are you going to
be saying get off my lawn?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I kind of wish I could do that already. Fair
if someone if I bought a place like where with
a lawn, like I would definitely be screaming at kids
like fuck like like what I used to do right
when I was a kid, play footy by myself pretty much.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I've just got the footy and I just put grubbers
through and I like put it down something we all
did as kids. Eh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
And then I would stumble into the neighbor's yard and
then the fucking tap on the window.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's like, shut the fuck up. Okay, dude, I'll go
ye that guy tapping on the window.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I wish I could do that now or for all that,
like just just just as like you know, justice, like
I had that happen to me. Fuck this little kid
for putting a grubbery, a shitty grubbery in and trying
to fucking a ball on anyway. Yeah, especially if I
see that little cunt knock the ball.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh yeah, it's like, at least do it properly, all right,
correct grounding, get off my lawn. But you're a twenty
first century like, get off my lawn. Guy brings up
the video rap that's a knock on, sir.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, bring up the ring ring. I'm fucking check it back, mate,
you knocked.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It on mate, here's the camera footage he knocked it on.
You're never making pro all right?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Do you reckon that? Like you'll start watching like lawyer shows.
I get a lot of them on, like like what's
that what's that one with n suits? What about Lincoln Lawyer?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I get a lot of them on, like reels and
like Law and Order shorts and ship Yeah, yeah, I
already get them all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Better Call You.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I'm actually I've seen so many Better Call Saul reels
that I started watching the show again.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. Yeah, it's really good. So I've watched all those shows.
I'm not even happy.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Do you reckon? You're going to be one of those guys.
It's like, guys, that's just not funny.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Don't I do that anyway? No, but like where that's
only the jazz, but where it's like something people like
I do it more than jazz, do you?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, I've never seen it, but I tried to do its.
Actually I try to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
But now you're doing it like this is a step
in the line. You probably shouldn't be saying that.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I hope not. That's one thing that turning twenty eight
Yes and carry Yeah, hope hopefully not, because otherwise we
won't get the hold music back again.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And do you think at twenty eight you're going to
stop doxing my workplace on this podcast? I hope, so
anything to do with my workplace. That's why we need
some fucking hold music skip And we need to skip
a whole fucking question in Middy's quiz three.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Actually yes, yeah, I hope, so hope hopefully I'm dumbed
down a bit.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And do you think last last question it's probably a
bit on the nose and you're probably gonna be like,
fuck you. Do you think there's a missus in the
future for twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
The fuck off? Is it going to be a mister?
I'm a serious question, serious question of like, cut this.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It's twenty eight going to be like a let's see it.
I'm going to try to look for love.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I hope, so you can cut this media. You guys
are making me depressed now. Oh no, you got no
volume on there?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Brother? Oh yeah, man, many No, I am not anyway
to the next.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Anyway. So me and Ryan have been coming up with
a challenge for jazz since he was the one who
came up for me and Ryan challenge pretty much as you.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Before I start, I just want to make sure put
this out there. My challenges have been fair. Yes, they
have been fair.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I agree with that. Look humbled up, so maybe not
as much for me as I will say. This is
a definite fair, fair challenge.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Okay, this is one, this one you like, you will
genuinely right now You'll be like, fuck, it's really good.
Like you'll be like, I'm so pumped. I'm stressing out
coming up to when you have to do it. You're
going to be shitting bricks.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm stressing out because you do love stitching me up.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I know. It's all I'm going to say. It is
genuinely like it is like, alright, do you want to
grab your box?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Who's going to break it out? I'll break it out
for you, but I need no no, no, no, I'm going
to grab the box if I'm right.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No, no, no, the box. We want to see what
you write down. We will tell you before you open
the box, but we need to have the box here.
So before the pod, me and Ryan have been throwing
little hints out for this challenge, like one of them
was it is not ballet lessons, which wouldn't have been
that bad. To be frankly honest, Jess was a dancer
(17:37):
and dancing and ship. The hardest thing about ballet is
that have to lose fucking weight. Yeah, so you would
have been on similar parts to Ryan, so you would
have been running.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
The difference is he doesn't have to lose weight for running.
He just has to get running fit. I'd have to
lose you know how fucking hard it is.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
To do ballet and Ryan would you appreciate seeing him
in tights, but I would wear tights like.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, I know you all would be a challenge for
to be like, oh, so you're basically telling me to
do is lose weight? Yeah, not the dancing, I can
do it.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yes, we know.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So, Oh you're gonna hate to say so much.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What was another one that we said, Oh, yeah, it's
not a physical challenge. Yeah, somewhere where you have to
go somewhere. But it's not.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
As I think I was trying to fuck with this
head a little bit by saying it's not physically like
you don't have to do anything to get into shape
or anything, but you have to physically go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And I think you kept asking like, oh, it's a
fucking what I have to do run a mile or.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Something like it where you're like, oh, I'm going to
challenge for is it lose weight?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Does it go to the gym? Is it lose weight?
All I'm going to say is there was another one
that I threw out. I did say it to you
for Ryan also was do we get jets to do
an iron Man? Yeah, but it is not.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That I'm not going to exactly Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
knew you weren't going to thought about your ones where
you can do it. You just put me in an
iron Man? Is like fuck you. That's we know you
can't do that. That's a push yourself to the limits cut.
So we're not going to do that as your first
one anyway. Okay, the challenge is do a stand up
(19:10):
comedy piece.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Did you stand up comedy? So I can do it?
We can do it. We did.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That even kills the nerves of doing it because I've
got it.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So before the pod we did agree ship.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
But yeah, one time write that down. I was like, look,
this isn't that bad because I've thought about doing this before.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
And when he cut. When Ryan said it in the
car this afternoon, I'm like, give it a week. We'll
do some research and find it out, but we're going
to do it on the pod. Okay, so we need
to find a location. You're going to do it. I'm
going to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I have to go into the city.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
From the from the little research I've done, it is
pretty much open MIC's in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Knowing my staff, right, I've got to like, I've done
the research on this.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So we're giving you the option of time limit, but
it's within twelve months because I've had the bet. The
bet was right.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I got to say, I said, I know what it is,
and then and I'm like, what's the bet If I
get it? Ryan's like, oh no, no, vine goes. If
you write it down and you get it, you get
the whole year. You get the whole year to do
it once. If I get it wrong, six months, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Six months, you got to do do it. But you
can do it earlier. I would recommend it because doing
an open mic in December, it probably will.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
It probably will be in about six months, like winter
would be a great time.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
That's what I'm saying. Everyone's out then.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Also I'm also wearing a jacket, which for me is
a weird confidence thing.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, that's totally fair. That's and are you going to
be on a safe boy's jacket at the same time?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No, come, we don't have one, don't No, it would
be like my denim jacket or something. Fair enough, we
went denim jacket. I could probably wear a SAFEU shirt underneath,
but you're not going to see it fair We have
the hat, I wear the heart.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
But are you were you worried about that? Wasn't it? Well?
A little bit? A little bit? Yeah? What else did
you think it could have been?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
No? But that's the thing. For a lot of time,
I was like, I'm fully don't know what it is,
and I'm just worried Brian's gonna fuck me.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
No, no, no, because the challenge is Ryan gets within
twelve months.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I thought it was going to be Ryan's like doing
like when you first started saying it's not physical and
you might be embarrassed if you fuck this. I'm like,
are they going to give me a catfish?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Someone?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Like? What the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
And what what see? That? What gave it aways?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Ryan goes you have to turn up to somewhere and
I'm like, they're going to get me to just stand up.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so we haven't. So do you
want to guys figure out how long the set's got
to be? Well, I was saying on the phone to you,
just whatever the shortest is you.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Could stand up. Mike's usually five to ten. That's saying
two minutes. But yeah, you usually have to put five
minutes in. So minimum five is husually five minutes. Yeah,
so minimum that you have to do is the proper length.
Now I'm just trying to think, like I can't show
use the fucking material because you will need a seed
(22:25):
on the day. We will, but like you can invite
o no, no, no, I think people come. I think
people come. I think people we invite people. Yeah, yeah,
but we'll.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
We lend it no one here. When when it's happening
to so more people do.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It and you've got to record it, you're gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Might like will be a segment where we play my
fucking ship.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yep, definitely. But what I think maybe the option is
you start recording your your bits like I'm.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Gonna bomb so hard.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's like that's like it's like that's the reason why
we did it, because you were so pumped a minute ago.
Now look at you.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Like it's it's I know, I appreciate you stuck to
the idea of knowing that I can do it. I
know that I can probably do this.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We know you can be funny.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But it's so like, see, he's you failing. It's just
like you just didn't get traction. You're failing is you
didn't get ready? Me failing is depending who the fuck
turns up on the night. If it's a bunch of like.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It depends where it is. If you bring us, we
will be laughing. But that's a problem. It has to
be like Merrickville.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It doesn't always. There is stand up nights that I
have seen at Blacktown before, like opens at Blacktown?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Is that where we want it to be?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Though I would rather in the city because I think
it'd be funny. I imagine, like imagine you like you're
kind of bombing with like the Newtown crowd or something,
and then like me and Cameron are there and we're like,
fuck you, that.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Is all right.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I've got to make a rule. One rule on the board, though,
unless I ask you is to is don't heckle me.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
No, no, no, no, we're sitting there doing nothing. We
were thinking about. We're either going to be silent or
we're going to take it like we're going to.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
We're actually going to laugh at I know. I think
that's fair. I think if we're not, we're not going
to heckle because that's just right, especially in your first
open like other people may. But that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The people that don't know can't heckle me exactly because
unless I arnt, unless there's a bit where I ask
you to, because I like incognito where I'm like, heckle
me because I've got something.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
And that's not not for us to do. That's for
someone else if they're coming, okay, heckling, we need to
be going that into your thing fresh.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, So that's the rule.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You can throw us jokes and see if it sticks
on us, but we can't know what if that's your
material or not. Sorry. It is on parth with running
a marathon. It's very good. It's it is. It's very
good running the marathon. It's very good.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Like this is this is exactly what you would have
felt last week when we gave you the marathon. It's
very good.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, but it could go so wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
This could go so fucking wrong.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
It's no, but like you can do you can practice
and go somewhere or like show someone ship and like
they're like I did my run last week and I
was fucked. Like you might make people laugh straight away
and then not find out your shit until later.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Oh me, yeah, camera camera flop, camera flop. Yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, okay, okay, got to press button. Okay, So on
the challenges, do you want to me and Ryan do
a little bit of an update? Do we need to
talk about anything else in mine? Is there any sort
of research?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
So a little bit of research that we will have
to do is location, date, and you're gonna have to
figure out what you want to do for material, but
that's not for us to know. Yeah, all we need
to know is location and day. If you want to
figure that out or do you want us to figure
that out? There are from what I'm the start, I
can definitely just go online and find a random open
(26:09):
mic and sign you up.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I think it's gonna be a renowned one. I think
it can't be like Blacktown as well, because you're just gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Have old people jokes.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, but no to be to be good there, you've
gotta be like I ran over an Asian today and
I fucking spat on him. You know if I'm not,
if I'm not straight out fucking blatantly racist, then like
it's you want.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's good that you want the challenge that you.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Want to go, but I also want like people that
go to comedy people in Blacktown open mics aren't there
for comedy. They're there because they had a snitzel and
some dudes. Yeah yeah, So like it's not gonna it's
gonna it's gonna bum harder than you want. Yeah right, but.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
That's probably gonna be everyone that goes. Literally, well, if we.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Get a new channel's people that go to the fucking
open mics because they get open because they.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Want to go to comedians.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, and they're gonna be like it want to be
comedians like me.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, well at fits then they may find the drugs funny,
they may not. Yeah, you never know what you're going
to walk into anyway. Yeah, it was either stand up
comedy or improv too.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I fucking wouldn't do improv. Yeah, first I said was
improv's not funny though that's the problem. It's not funny
unless it's like, hey, look we got Ariana Grande on
the show. It's like, all right, now people going to
watch it if they're just going to watch four dudes.
And also, I don't go to university fair so like
(27:33):
you've got to go to university to do improv because
it's the only people that are willing to watch.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Improvs are only funny when, like when only one group
of people that are funny with improv, and it's because
they just go, hey, this situation happened. I'm going to
make the most fuck thing in the world happen because
most improv people don't want ruin. But Arnie Donnah goes, oh,
oh look where we're going to the bread store?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Then he comes to child jizzing man and he is
on kids like you know what I mean, Like, and
that's a that's a niche audience where stand up.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I can.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I can. If you can go there, there's a good
chance that I can do well. Yeah, I looked, there's
there's it's not nerves of like it feels like game
day nerves, you know what I mean. Like, it's not
like it's not like I'm going, oh no, this is
gonna be terrible.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's like, oh, no, do I perform? Well, you're worried
about the but.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'm more worried about my actual performance.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
For like when I was thinking about it in the car,
it's like, you've only got five minutes too, you can
just talk ship for five minutes. You get booed off
stage in two minutes, but I.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Don't want you like as you go up there. That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Once you once you're on stage, that's challenging.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You've probably technically got the easiest. It's both you're the
easiest and the hardest.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It's what That's what I was thinking. It's it's the easiest,
as in like very easy to get it right, but
in the same turn, very easy to be the most embarrassed. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's like you can go so wrong so quickly, or
it could just like be the best five minutes of
my entire fucking life.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
So let's get on to a bit of an update
for our challenges. Ryan, how's yours goinge awesome? Dude, awesome.
How many cases have you're on so far? Six and
a half?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Only six and a half. Yeah, so you've only done
one run. I did one one one one late last
so I, oh, no.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You can give one minute because I reckon, you're our
first updates in two weeks, so you can give a
quick one.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
That's all saying. I'll give a quick one. Accounts created
m HM, started liking, started liking the Pauline Hanson one Nation, yes,
I know, started liking Pauline hands in one Nation, the
fan pages of Tarantas and XP not pages you like.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
This was good. And also he sent me a volleyball
video games.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
What do you like?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
No, I purposely said, it's all just it's all just
like like why of age girls and they look like
they're like eighteen to twenty one and it's just them
bending over their tight shorts and you know how like
you get a bit of on the back. Yeah, it's
just like it's vagina bowls. Just give it that. It's
just vagina bar from the back. That's all the video is.
(30:15):
But I also want to be and that is exactly
what Gary needs to be posts. Yeah, so Mini, I'm
actually really happy, midd he's done. He's done the fucking thing.
First of all, when I got sent by Gary Williams
and I told him, addis Fifteen minutes later, I get
an ad from Gary Williams.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Fuck is this so it's working? Yeah, it's working. By
the way, two bots have already added the account. One
and started talking to Gary Williams tex Spot Yeah, like
sex Spot. Yes, oh yes, dude. Yeah, so there's a
character when you're talking to.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
The Are you having fun with it?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah? Now like the whole challenge. Oh yeah, it's a
horrible thing to do. Horrible thing. No, because you're going
through Facebook. You've got to act like you're actually looking
at the ship. So you can't just sit there and
like every real straightway.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Why don't you just make a macro?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
No, no, no, because the macro you can't just like everything.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
But you can just scroll through it. You can scroll
and then sit for like twenty seconds and then scroll.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, but then the algorithm notices it's every twenty seconds
you're doing it like that fun there?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Like that? See I was the macro.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Then no, I should just give you the account for
a day or two if you want. Oh, if you
got nothing, if you've got nothing on at work, I
can't do that.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You can give me your account what you can give
me Mitchell, Gary Williams, Gary Williams is not fair to
like gay dudes. You gay dudes tied up in bondage
the mide.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We're gonta worry about his stand up now, because you're
gonna throw us under the bar. Imagine he goes to
Newtown with material like that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I think the best thing as well about Newtown or
that I can't say, Gail the inward.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
No, what do you mean the best thing? I have to.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Genuinely be funny? Oh yeah, I can't just be like.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
A bit of a fucking.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
End of this now anyway call the end of class.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah. Oh, way to ruin it, Bud, Way to ruin it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Hey, guys, I'd like to introduce you guys to something
that I've been enjoying over the last couple of months.
So I've been looking up to a few speed runs
of its really fucked up ship.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
So what's the deal with airline food?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
So you're practicing your comedy, Bud. You're having a bit
of practice earlier, So I've come up.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Did you not hear it? Biddy? I was in mind.
You can listen.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Let me introduce you guys to the amazing four beers
two cigarette speed run attempts.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So before we start. If anyone smokes cigarettes in a
quick time as well as drinking beer. It's probably a
big reason why I don't smoke cigarettes anymore is because
it is quite a violent chunder. It's just like beers
and cigarettes mixed. When you take some of these videos
and cigarettes mix. When you take it slow, when you're
(33:32):
pumping them and you're pumping beers and you're pumping darts,
it is the most violent fucking vomit ever. I I
don't touch cigarettes because of this. It's no moral thing.
I've ruined my body.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay, let's watch the video.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Have we got more audio?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Medy, don't worry about the audio. Don't worrybout the audio.
We need audio.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Look at that chug dude.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Obviously you can see this on the YouTube. Guy he's
done one beer.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So he's using the he's using the great method of
two darts at the same time.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, he's just done another beer.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Pumping those beers though Jesus.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
He hasn't touched the darts much though. No, we're at
thirty seconds now. In the background of the video, there's
another one that Ryan likes. Ryan, do you want to
give him credit to? That guy?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Is Joe Mama. Guys, look that kind up. He's so
cool in that video too. He pukes his guts up.
There's a bit of a puke Ooh it's pillage, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
We'rearing forty five seconds.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
He's on the third skier. He's not going to back.
This is definitely where the foam and shit's going to
be coming through. You can see he's slowing down with
the beers. He's going back in for the dart. He's
pumping more of it. He's struggling. I think he's definitely
feeling the pew.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
He's pumped two and twenty two of those beers were
done in twenty seconds over a minute.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He's staring at his beer. He's staring at this beer. Oh,
he's knocking to back. Oh, you can see it fucking
battling him. He's done the four beers. Now he's going
to get through the darts, which he isn't even halfway through. Oh,
the cops are coming, The cops are coming.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Look at this Shik's lad.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh he's passed a minute thirty two. So Joe Mum
has done. Joe Mum has done. He hasn't beaten the record.
He's down to his last dart. He's got to ah,
all right, cut it.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Cut it.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I think for that fact we need to watch the
Joe Muma one. We should send it up there. So
what do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Bro? Do you reckon? You can like that? I think not.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Nine year old just would have had to go.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Dude, how fucking cool is that speed run? Honestly, if
I had one power, it would be four beers and
two darts.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
This is a minute.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
That puts me off right that guy. They weren't points either.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, no, I just wanted a short video.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
You're gonna have to skip through it, MIDI because he
doesn't attempt it until kind of the middle. I guess, yeah, gone,
whether the timer starts kind of yeah around there, switch back, dude,
this bloke is inspirational inspiration to me.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I know, he hasn't got the he hasn't got the
world reference.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Starts on its light, all right, he's gone the double
darts as well. Now this is the thing that I
pointed out, he's actually got points in front of him.
Yeah yeah, that old mate probably had, Like I know,
it's three hundred and seventy mils, the's a five hundred mil.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, so I think what he does is two points
and a schooner to make it four years.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I think it's something to do with the leader amount
that he has to have. So is it like instead
of it's three so far?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Is it thirty seconds?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
It's just more the leaderage you get?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Is that force is looking at me?
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Pumped those darts, lad, That is a pro. This guy's athlete.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
He's got harder by destroying the darts first.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
It's the play though, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Get through the play you can pump the schooners.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Just get you that nicotine headspin?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Oh ship, do you reckon? He's gonna vomit.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
He's getting up close to a minute now. It's getting
close to a minute. He's hit a minute now and
the darts are pretty much gone, but he still has
all the beers.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Is this an old video or this might be like
an old one because he's done really well, like that
one before on the background of that other video.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
He did it one thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
One beer is one point.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
He's going to skull these beers, Dude, He's going to
rip through these beers.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Let's go, lad.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh, the struggles happening, The struggles happening.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
To go for the burp.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
He's pumped the schooner, he's pumped the scooter. He's got
a little bit more getting there. What's he got love that?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Come on, lady, he's done. He's done, he's done. He's done.
A minute forty two, he's done. Holy shit, Ah, look
at the state of this blow wonder is fucking Beanie
on as well? He's not in a good place. It's
(38:29):
a common it's a common theme with everyone that attempts
his challenges that they are completely fucked when they finished.
I've seen a lot of puke runs. I've seen a
lot of puke less runs.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Is there a world leaderboard for this at the moment?
There should be?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I'm pretty He talks about it that he did an
attempt and then when he was uploading a video, another
dude uploaded and had beaten him like that beaten him
in that video. So he uploaded it. Oh, yes, dude,
we got the reddit. Yes, lad, don't worry about the
history of that that video. It's all right fine.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
The record list, we need.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
The record list. That's what we need. There is a
record list. Oh my god, so are we doing glitchless?
Any glitch? Sob glitchless dude, what is glitch list?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Mama, he's gone second.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I love the cut.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I believe someone's done. One hundred a minute, one.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Pause, No fucking way, does it start? All right? Just go?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Is this Dornyer? This is the leader the glitter list.
He's an Alice Springs. This is an assy.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Let's go. Do we want to watch it or do
we want to let the people go?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Get this on? Support our boy? All right?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
He started his time. Mini's fucked this, sorry, guys, now back.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Mini, back back ten seconds? Let it run down there,
let it run. I look at the plate. He's gone
straight into a fucking like bucket or something. Dude, no way,
he's gone for it.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
What's meditating in the back because she can? Well that
is straight vibes.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay, bright.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Speed, he's going that he fucking The speed that he
went was like the cities were still red on the ash.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Oh my god, dude, I.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Don't know if this this can't be right?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Man? He gets a minute? One, No, it's already a yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
No fucking way, holy she, no fucking way, no way. Say,
what's only if I had a coach? I thought it
only had a cone?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Fucking is Oh my god, Oh my, that is.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
We're gonna go see what the difference between glitched and
glitchless is. What is glitterless? Must be puke, I think.
I think that's the one that we just watched. No,
that would be the one where he pukes his guts up.
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Let's has.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Strange contraptions.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
What, No, we don't want to watch that.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I'm watching this for myself. So you guys.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Three minutes though it's three minutes. Oh yeah, that's just
we don't need three minutes of the ship.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Well, jump on that website later we can look.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
At one more. We've got to fore more. I think
let's let's what else we got in sober? No, now
go back?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
You mean sober go back?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
The SIGs and non alcoholic beers. Yuck, that cowardly get
that off my screen.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Joints.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
And what's the first one? Yeah, mama, this is the
good one that Ryan shot.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
This is a good one.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah, Glitchless is Pike. So he dribbles for a p No,
it might not be. He might not be pick. No,
it's not the Pike one.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
He swatched the camera, swap the camera.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
All right, let's watch this on talking through already he
starts to sing ease, I love the cassio fucking timer.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
How it's so out of focus to damn if you
were to attempt this.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Ah, he does that so well. Ah, And they look
like fucking I p A's or.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Some ship man. Yeah, because it's England.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, he's not drinking. That's not larger. They're pretty fucking dark.
That's he's doing something special there. That's that's some heavy drinking.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I do like the trams in the background. You can't
see that on the.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Pod, but where he's doing it too.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
He's doing this.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
He's before peak performance athlete, doing it on the side
of the road, the.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Main he's beanie. He's in Bolton, so he's doing it
in the main streets of Bolton. He's pumped the darts.
The darts are done.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Oh beautiful a minute with the darts.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Darts are done. He's gone for the first point. He's shaky.
He's not doing well. He's gone for the schooner. He's
got the shakes. The Nicotines fucking rattled him.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Watching Joe Mama always makes me still there. Oh the
shaky's at least he goes back, my man, Oh dusted, lad, dusted.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, oh my god, that is quite hardy that if
we at least on Spotify. I do recommend you definitely at.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Least look it up, Loo, look it up, look four beers.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
In the description, there will be the no watch it
on our YouTube.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Okay, don't be a We will still credit the guys.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, we'll give them credit, but like have our commentary.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
As well while you're watching.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
All right, all right, you're here for us. At the
end of the day, you're here for us. But yeah,
I think Joe mum, that is that your big dream
pod podcast?
Speaker 1 (44:23):
He might be if we can get that kN on,
holy ship, do you reckon? Do you reckon? If we
can get him on, do you reckon? We should attempt
the four Bees too. Sick. I'm definitely not.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
If we can get Joe Mammy, if you come onto
the pod, we're not going to get anywhere near your time, lad,
But we'll give it a go.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
I'll give it a go for you. I'll give it.
I'll give it a go. And like, but.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Does I don't think, well, my guts finish, we don't finish.
We actually, if we get him one, we want tips first.
What how he we should ask him to do and
then go for it. I think we smashed the beers.
Beers are light lightworb. We have to pick up beer too.
We had to pick up beer.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
It had to be something ones.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
We can't be like, damn, we're going to do this
with West Coast pale Ales.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
The i p A w A W I p A
is fucking.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Rough. Yeah, look it probably it's probably one time that
I'm like, damn it, we're cracking out the cult and.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
We get a bit of Great Normans. Yeah, get a
bit of water. No Great Northern. Have you heard about
that controversy the same or some ship the state forests? Yeah,
the National.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Parks give us.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
So the National Parks Northern have put up a link
for their support page for National Parks. A lot of
food drivers actually don't like National parks because they've been
shutting down a lot of tracks, a lot of camp sites,
and doing a lot of stuff like you can't take
a chainsaw into a National park at all. You get
(46:15):
ten thousand dollars. Fine, you can't move You're not allowed
to move trees or anything like that. So say, if
something does fall over a track you cannot clear it,
You've got to leave it so say you need to
keep a fire trail clear, or like you're trying to
drive down a fire trail and you said a tree
falling over, you're not allowed to move it. Yeah, so
it just seems northern to just gone wake. And the
(46:39):
funniest thing is some of the great northern ads that
have just recently been released with the National Parks thing
on it have been in Queensland state forests just to
make things funny.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, I mean, I get the whole point. It's a
bit of that bud light shit, isn't it, where like
they're like, oh, look at us, where the fool drivers beer?
But then we're going to fuck over. But it wrong
on the same point.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
It's a shit beer.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
And this point doesn't matter, like oh ooh, your bank
also supports slavery, all right, so fucking brands do dumb shit.
Drink the beer because you like it, not because you
think it's the.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Full driver's beer.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Grow the fuck up and get a car that drives
on the road, not on the fucking dirt. You lose,
all right. It's not a personality. You're just a fucking
idiot that can't take pingers at a festival anymore. Because
you're a fat hunt I.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Think are dropping from the heart there.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
On that note, that note, guys, thank you for coming today.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Anyway, guys, thank you for watching the afternoon Attention here
with Safe Boys. I'm Middi, that's Jessu and this is Ryan.
Come check us out at safe boys dot com or
check us out of the Safe Boys podcast. Jaz, what's
the TikTok?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
You gotta learn this man, Safeoys.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
I just want you to speak.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
No, no, it's your bit.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Nah No, I gotta get you to the TikTok. Anyway, guys,
thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
If you're a full driver, go fuck yourself. Go get
a car that's worth driving. Babe, I'm in prison. I
go away for a wrong time. Rob you boob.
Yeah, yum yum, I'm in. That's a good start.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
There goes the copywriters.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, yeah, we've definitely got copywriters. That one.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Don't fucking sew us.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Ut.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to uh the Absinton attention
brought to you by the safe Boys. Back again with
the usual victims, the usual fuck up staty, keep heading
up with the attention with me, we got right right
to my right. Feeling excited me, yeah, very excited and
on the on the decks, big mad, big bad MIDI.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Good ey today, just finishing my bite of KFC. How's
you back me? Ah?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
There, I've heard it. Having a bit of a struggle,
it always is. I want to beer right now? Have
a beer please?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, I can't say why not. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I was like, I'll just drink soft things today. That
would be silly of me. That'd be silly as fuck anyway,
So sorry, first in order I got to have a sit. Now,
let's talk about some really really exciting news that happened
over the weekend. A Big Bad Rye Rye has left
the twenty seven Club. Big Bad Rye Rice turned twenty eight.
(01:38):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Ryan.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Thanks guys, I'm officially not going to die cool anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You can't do the Bain wall painting.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, you kind of tried to by going up to
my roof, and then I was like, let's get drunk
on the roof and I might fall down.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But that would have ended.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I didn't go on that riff of you. I would
have that riff.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, I understand. He just wanted to be able to
drink on a roof. Yeah, able to say he's done
it once.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Remember, so out of the two years friendship that I've
had with Ryan, like we've been for longer yeah, three
probably three, but we're being friends for longer. But this
is like as close as we are, right Ryan, I've
me and Ryan has spent a lot of time together
and a lot of time and even yeah, the house,
and we have never been on this rooftop. So I
(02:25):
feel a little bit let down that I've never been told.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, I also didn't think it was that cool until
I came up with the idea a few weeks ago
and was like, maybe it is cool and cool it was.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So we grave a bunch of fucking deep wine. I
think we spent a total of like seventy on four bottles.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I spent like thirty bucks. It was like sixteen and
like twelve bucks or something for the two ones.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I bought twenty five dollars of wine and it was
two breads. It was wild.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
But yeah, so like maximum one hundred bucks and you
were shattered.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And we also we weren't chatted. But we also split
that wine between like at least five or six of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so yeah, yeah. MIDI was there. We got a beautiful
view of Rudy Hill. Midi, what do you reckon about
the view?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It had good factory views, a lot of trees, a
lot of trees that did have the blue mountains in
the background, which was quite nice. Maybe in a couple
of years will be disappeared. That's why I bought the apartment.
Of course, blue mountains and the train line. You can't
deny the train line makes the place.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Makes it in the ambulance and.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The cops, the sirens, the ambient sirens going.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So yeah, we spent time up there, and look, I
feel like that there we ticked a very big crucial
mid twenties bingo card slot. I feel like mid twenties
is a few things. You've got a few scumbag things
you've got to do, like drinking sheep wine on a
mate's apartment, or if not on an apartment, just on
(04:01):
a roof. And we haven't done that, so we've ticked
it off. The best thing about the roof is like
you look at any other view and we're like, damn,
I don't know if it's going to work. I don't
know if this is going to be nice. Like where
it's a there's like not really a place to see it.
It's like if you look down the down the edited
edge of the balustrade, you just see fucking the other
slums that are surrounding.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It was nice because there was that one apartment like
behind me that looks really good, Like I would definitely
have rather gone there to drink because it got to.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Get some neighbors, like friendly neighbors. Hey, you came all
the other ones. All the other ones is our third
world country. There's even a tense city, tense.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
City newly introduced tense city down the road at the
park at my place.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
How new is it? Do you Reckon is going to
come in and try and renovate it? Or did I hope?
So you hope? So so it looks dirty as fuck.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Back any economy coming in when there's old Mount Jewt Meryton.
But anyway, so we found this little stage i'll call
it in a staging there. It's like it's just this
like little concrete hobbit. Couldn't explain to you what it's for.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
They probably had it for like to put like more
plants and ship there, but like as soon as you
put something that's not bolted down up there, it's going
off the roof.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, So we found this bit there and there's a
couple of chairs up there, So we all sat up
there and just stand over towards Rudy Hill and fuck,
that was the vibe, all facing one way on shitty chairs,
drinking wine, playing music except Chris wanted to play m Ranch.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, Chris is just trying to ruin the vibe. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
How good were those school school chairs?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh, hectic, it's the quint essential, like you go to
high school chair. It was those plastic chairs. It was
it was those they were You definitely realized why they
were decent in high school because now we don't fit
because we're adults.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's been like that since year eight for me.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You're a fucking man child min.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Thanks Jezzer. Now he's going at me abbitt.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I like year eleven, if you your sides, if you
hit that in year eight, Yeah, I can imagine those
chairs not been good for you at all.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I was.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I was swimming in those chairs for years, like Ryan.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Used to, like Ryan still does still do so.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Anyway, now that Ryan's older and we've ticked off a quintessential,
I just want to talk about, like, how do you
feel like your life's going to change from here? Ryan?
What are some things that you reckon are going to
be different about being twenty eight than to twenty seven?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I reckon I'm going to listen to more podcasts, but
not like not good ones, like ones that are like
like get up at five am and do a run
type of shit. I think I'm going to be more
into that. I've already ordered my vitamins.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You got some vitamins?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Got Do you have the minerals coming to Yeah, vitamins
and minerals are on the way.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Do you feel like the the marathon challenges is tied
directly into the twenty eight club?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes? I do have a bit of a question for you.
Have you unlocked your pain of DLC. I unlocked that
like three years ago.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
The next one when when my legs started to break
down and I like would constantly get injuries. It's like,
I'm always gonna live with that pain.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, Fair, that's a lovely loop box to open.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, no, it's yeah, it's not great, especially when you
start getting pain like lower like stomach pain and shit,
and you're like, that is that the one?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Is that cancer? Finally?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If it makes you feel any better. Luke Kidule, famous
fucking comedian, same age as you runs marathons. He's all
about that shit about like it's been twenty eight. Oh
do you reckon? Like you're gonna like that's do you
reckon twenty eight? When you start four corners?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh? No, I reckon that's a thirty year old thing.
What else? What else do you? Let's let's go through
some things. Let's throw it Me and MIDDI.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Let's come up with some things and we're going to
throw it Ryan and see if he reckons that these
are going to come into effect the twenty eight or not?
All right, So drinking wine and we knew before twenty seven, Ryan,
twenty seven and a half. Ryan wasn't a wine guy.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Is he still not a wine guy? No? I think
it's it's not bad, it's not bad. Twenty eight was
the vibe.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I think the vibe helped it a lot. Drinking on
the broad When so, when are we going to a
vineyard with you? Next week? It's's birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Just the ones that are there? Fair, I'm getting pissed.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Not next weekend, the weekend after that makes sense him? Okay,
it's funny though.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
That's like good prep that we just start off with
terrible wine and it's like it only gets better from here.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, that's a good start.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, we pretty much went like just above box point. Yeah, alright,
My next one, do you reckon that you're going to
start considering signing up memberships everywhere to get discounts.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh, coupon collector?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Like, like what you're going to start telling me.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
That already that person you might have already done it
to get the multi vitamins.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
No, but I mean, like, are you going to be like, hey,
instead of us, can we go the pony every Sunday?
Did we start going to the Pendist Bowls Club because
we can get five dollars schooners?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
So not only did I did I do something like
that to get the multi vitamins. I purposely went to
the league's club on my birthday to get a free meal.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh, he's already in it turned into it, turned into it.
I might have already done that. Yeah, it's twenty eighteen
Full of Fact, twenty eighth Full of fect Swing of
twenty eight Do you reckon it'll becoming old? Ryan? Fuck?
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
There's like like now you're going to look back at
younger gender to be like your music sucks.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He already does that though, you do that jazz?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, No, No, I don't know because I've been a
I've been a like stone wall of like old music sucks. Okay,
I'm like part of that, like fucking because Dad used
to play like whatever he listened So it's like I
listened to this for ages, fuck all this ship like
eminem yuck. I don't want to listen to that. But yeah,
(10:27):
so probably yes, yes, I reckon. I don't know, Like
I don't listen to new music anyway. Yeah, Like I'm
just I don't know. You just listen to music.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I just listened to whatever. But Dad come around back
to are you going to sit there and watch ABC.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm scared on my day, honestly, honestly, I might pull
up ABC and just be Jeremy, I'm a fucking LIBERALVA.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm I'm back to I'm back to my blue light
saber form. Dude, I couldn't look at the one nation
with carry He's doing a big hit.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
All right. My next one is, do you think now
that you're probably hit a second frontal lobe? Do you
think that now recent comedy like YouTube shows like The
Big Legs, it's just not anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'd honestly have to watch them again because I have
good memories of them.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But do you think, being twenty eight, that you're going
to move past it?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But is alway? Is it going to come to nostalgia
loving it?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't, Yeah no, But I think that's why I
probably shouldn't watch it, because I've got such a high
regard for shit like that. Like now, maybe if I
watch it again, I'm like, it's funny, and that would
break my heart.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I just go back to rewatch Mike Nylon Chow and go, fuck,
did this isn't as funny as it used to be.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'll just it ruined me it would ruin my childhood.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
MM, do you have any others? Jazz, You're going to
have some more? Come on everything one?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So when are you going to get a mobility scooter?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's twenty eight not but retarded.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, that would be me lucky.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I'm lucky I didn't come on the pod when I
had my fucked up leg like me, like full strapped
up leg.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You guys funny?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Do you reckon now that your sneezes will get louder?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh? No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Maybe because it comes like you know, do you reckon?
My ears will get bigger? They do, I know they
do with age, But do you reckon noticeably that will
become bigger?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I reckon?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
We may have to upgrade your headphones to bigger ones
for you. I might have to get the large ones.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, I reckon ear hair? Well, spit definitely.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You reckon ear hair is going to be spitting spitting
a bit. That's a bit scary.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
What about a veggie garden?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I can't have one. I say, are you going to
be saying get off my lawn?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I kind of wish I could do that already. Fair
if someone if I bought a place like where with
a lawn, like I would definitely be screaming at kids
like fuck like like what I used to do right
when I was a kid, play footy by myself pretty much.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I've just got the footy and I just put grubbers
through and I like put it down something we all
did as kids. Eh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
And then I would stumble into the neighbor's yard and
then the fucking tap on the window.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's like, shut the fuck up. Okay, dude, I'll go
ye that guy tapping on the window.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I wish I could do that now or for all that,
like just just just as like you know, justice, like
I had that happen to me. Fuck this little kid
for putting a grubbery, a shitty grubbery in and trying
to fucking a ball on anyway. Yeah, especially if I
see that little cunt knock the ball.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh yeah, it's like, at least do it properly, all right,
correct grounding, get off my lawn. But you're a twenty
first century like, get off my lawn. Guy brings up
the video rap that's a knock on, sir.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, bring up the ring ring. I'm fucking check it back, mate,
you knocked.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It on mate, here's the camera footage he knocked it on.
You're never making pro all right?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Do you reckon that? Like you'll start watching like lawyer shows.
I get a lot of them on, like like what's
that what's that one with n suits? What about Lincoln Lawyer?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I get a lot of them on, like reels and
like Law and Order shorts and ship Yeah, yeah, I
already get them all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Better Call You.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I'm actually I've seen so many Better Call Saul reels
that I started watching the show again.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. Yeah, it's really good. So I've watched all those shows.
I'm not even happy.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Do you reckon? You're going to be one of those guys.
It's like, guys, that's just not funny.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Don't I do that anyway? No, but like where that's
only the jazz, but where it's like something people like
I do it more than jazz, do you?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, I've never seen it, but I tried to do its.
Actually I try to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
But now you're doing it like this is a step
in the line. You probably shouldn't be saying that.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I hope not. That's one thing that turning twenty eight
Yes and carry Yeah, hope hopefully not, because otherwise we
won't get the hold music back again.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And do you think at twenty eight you're going to
stop doxing my workplace on this podcast? I hope, so
anything to do with my workplace. That's why we need
some fucking hold music skip And we need to skip
a whole fucking question in Middy's quiz three.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Actually yes, yeah, I hope, so hope hopefully I'm dumbed
down a bit.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And do you think last last question it's probably a
bit on the nose and you're probably gonna be like,
fuck you. Do you think there's a missus in the
future for twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
The fuck off? Is it going to be a mister?
I'm a serious question, serious question of like, cut this.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It's twenty eight going to be like a let's see it.
I'm going to try to look for love.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I hope, so you can cut this media. You guys
are making me depressed now. Oh no, you got no
volume on there?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Brother? Oh yeah, man, many No, I am not anyway
to the next.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Anyway. So me and Ryan have been coming up with
a challenge for jazz since he was the one who
came up for me and Ryan challenge pretty much as you.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Before I start, I just want to make sure put
this out there. My challenges have been fair. Yes, they
have been fair.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I agree with that. Look humbled up, so maybe not
as much for me as I will say. This is
a definite fair, fair challenge.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Okay, this is one, this one you like, you will
genuinely right now You'll be like, fuck, it's really good.
Like you'll be like, I'm so pumped. I'm stressing out
coming up to when you have to do it. You're
going to be shitting bricks.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm stressing out because you do love stitching me up.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I know. It's all I'm going to say. It is
genuinely like it is like, alright, do you want to
grab your box?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Who's going to break it out? I'll break it out
for you, but I need no no, no, no, I'm going
to grab the box if I'm right.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No, no, no, the box. We want to see what
you write down. We will tell you before you open
the box, but we need to have the box here.
So before the pod, me and Ryan have been throwing
little hints out for this challenge, like one of them
was it is not ballet lessons, which wouldn't have been
that bad. To be frankly honest, Jess was a dancer
(17:37):
and dancing and ship. The hardest thing about ballet is
that have to lose fucking weight. Yeah, so you would
have been on similar parts to Ryan, so you would
have been running.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
The difference is he doesn't have to lose weight for running.
He just has to get running fit. I'd have to
lose you know how fucking hard it is.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
To do ballet and Ryan would you appreciate seeing him
in tights, but I would wear tights like.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, I know you all would be a challenge for
to be like, oh, so you're basically telling me to
do is lose weight? Yeah, not the dancing, I can
do it.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yes, we know.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So, Oh you're gonna hate to say so much.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What was another one that we said, Oh, yeah, it's
not a physical challenge. Yeah, somewhere where you have to
go somewhere. But it's not.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
As I think I was trying to fuck with this
head a little bit by saying it's not physically like
you don't have to do anything to get into shape
or anything, but you have to physically go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And I think you kept asking like, oh, it's a
fucking what I have to do run a mile or.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Something like it where you're like, oh, I'm going to
challenge for is it lose weight?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Does it go to the gym? Is it lose weight?
All I'm going to say is there was another one
that I threw out. I did say it to you
for Ryan also was do we get jets to do
an iron Man? Yeah, but it is not.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That I'm not going to exactly Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
knew you weren't going to thought about your ones where
you can do it. You just put me in an
iron Man? Is like fuck you. That's we know you
can't do that. That's a push yourself to the limits cut.
So we're not going to do that as your first
one anyway. Okay, the challenge is do a stand up
(19:10):
comedy piece.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Did you stand up comedy? So I can do it?
We can do it. We did.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That even kills the nerves of doing it because I've
got it.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So before the pod we did agree ship.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
But yeah, one time write that down. I was like, look,
this isn't that bad because I've thought about doing this before.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
And when he cut. When Ryan said it in the
car this afternoon, I'm like, give it a week. We'll
do some research and find it out, but we're going
to do it on the pod. Okay, so we need
to find a location. You're going to do it. I'm
going to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I have to go into the city.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
From the from the little research I've done, it is
pretty much open MIC's in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Knowing my staff, right, I've got to like, I've done
the research on this.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So we're giving you the option of time limit, but
it's within twelve months because I've had the bet. The
bet was right.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I got to say, I said, I know what it is,
and then and I'm like, what's the bet If I
get it? Ryan's like, oh no, no, vine goes. If
you write it down and you get it, you get
the whole year. You get the whole year to do
it once. If I get it wrong, six months, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Six months, you got to do do it. But you
can do it earlier. I would recommend it because doing
an open mic in December, it probably will.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
It probably will be in about six months, like winter
would be a great time.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
That's what I'm saying. Everyone's out then.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Also I'm also wearing a jacket, which for me is
a weird confidence thing.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, that's totally fair. That's and are you going to
be on a safe boy's jacket at the same time?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No, come, we don't have one, don't No, it would
be like my denim jacket or something. Fair enough, we
went denim jacket. I could probably wear a SAFEU shirt underneath,
but you're not going to see it fair We have
the hat, I wear the heart.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
But are you were you worried about that? Wasn't it? Well?
A little bit? A little bit? Yeah? What else did
you think it could have been?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
No? But that's the thing. For a lot of time,
I was like, I'm fully don't know what it is,
and I'm just worried Brian's gonna fuck me.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
No, no, no, because the challenge is Ryan gets within
twelve months.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I thought it was going to be Ryan's like doing
like when you first started saying it's not physical and
you might be embarrassed if you fuck this. I'm like,
are they going to give me a catfish?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Someone?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Like? What the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
And what what see? That? What gave it aways?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Ryan goes you have to turn up to somewhere and
I'm like, they're going to get me to just stand up.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so we haven't. So do you
want to guys figure out how long the set's got
to be? Well, I was saying on the phone to you,
just whatever the shortest is you.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Could stand up. Mike's usually five to ten. That's saying
two minutes. But yeah, you usually have to put five
minutes in. So minimum five is husually five minutes. Yeah,
so minimum that you have to do is the proper length.
Now I'm just trying to think, like I can't show
use the fucking material because you will need a seed
(22:25):
on the day. We will, but like you can invite
o no, no, no, I think people come. I think
people come. I think people we invite people. Yeah, yeah,
but we'll.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
We lend it no one here. When when it's happening
to so more people do.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It and you've got to record it, you're gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Might like will be a segment where we play my
fucking ship.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yep, definitely. But what I think maybe the option is
you start recording your your bits like I'm.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Gonna bomb so hard.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's like that's like it's like that's the reason why
we did it, because you were so pumped a minute ago.
Now look at you.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Like it's it's I know, I appreciate you stuck to
the idea of knowing that I can do it. I
know that I can probably do this.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We know you can be funny.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But it's so like, see, he's you failing. It's just
like you just didn't get traction. You're failing is you
didn't get ready? Me failing is depending who the fuck
turns up on the night. If it's a bunch of like.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It depends where it is. If you bring us, we
will be laughing. But that's a problem. It has to
be like Merrickville.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It doesn't always. There is stand up nights that I
have seen at Blacktown before, like opens at Blacktown?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Is that where we want it to be?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Though I would rather in the city because I think
it'd be funny. I imagine, like imagine you like you're
kind of bombing with like the Newtown crowd or something,
and then like me and Cameron are there and we're like,
fuck you, that.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Is all right.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I've got to make a rule. One rule on the board, though,
unless I ask you is to is don't heckle me.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
No, no, no, no, we're sitting there doing nothing. We
were thinking about. We're either going to be silent or
we're going to take it like we're going to.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
We're actually going to laugh at I know. I think
that's fair. I think if we're not, we're not going
to heckle because that's just right, especially in your first
open like other people may. But that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The people that don't know can't heckle me exactly because
unless I arnt, unless there's a bit where I ask
you to, because I like incognito where I'm like, heckle
me because I've got something.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
And that's not not for us to do. That's for
someone else if they're coming, okay, heckling, we need to
be going that into your thing fresh.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, So that's the rule.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You can throw us jokes and see if it sticks
on us, but we can't know what if that's your
material or not. Sorry. It is on parth with running
a marathon. It's very good. It's it is. It's very
good running the marathon. It's very good.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Like this is this is exactly what you would have
felt last week when we gave you the marathon. It's
very good.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, but it could go so wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
This could go so fucking wrong.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
It's no, but like you can do you can practice
and go somewhere or like show someone ship and like
they're like I did my run last week and I
was fucked. Like you might make people laugh straight away
and then not find out your shit until later.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Oh me, yeah, camera camera flop, camera flop. Yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, okay, okay, got to press button. Okay, So on
the challenges, do you want to me and Ryan do
a little bit of an update? Do we need to
talk about anything else in mine? Is there any sort
of research?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
So a little bit of research that we will have
to do is location, date, and you're gonna have to
figure out what you want to do for material, but
that's not for us to know. Yeah, all we need
to know is location and day. If you want to
figure that out or do you want us to figure
that out? There are from what I'm the start, I
can definitely just go online and find a random open
(26:09):
mic and sign you up.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I think it's gonna be a renowned one. I think
it can't be like Blacktown as well, because you're just gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Have old people jokes.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, but no to be to be good there, you've
gotta be like I ran over an Asian today and
I fucking spat on him. You know if I'm not,
if I'm not straight out fucking blatantly racist, then like
it's you want.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's good that you want the challenge that you.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Want to go, but I also want like people that
go to comedy people in Blacktown open mics aren't there
for comedy. They're there because they had a snitzel and
some dudes. Yeah yeah, So like it's not gonna it's
gonna it's gonna bum harder than you want. Yeah right, but.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
That's probably gonna be everyone that goes. Literally, well, if we.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Get a new channel's people that go to the fucking
open mics because they get open because they.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Want to go to comedians.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, and they're gonna be like it want to be
comedians like me.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, well at fits then they may find the drugs funny,
they may not. Yeah, you never know what you're going
to walk into anyway. Yeah, it was either stand up
comedy or improv too.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I fucking wouldn't do improv. Yeah, first I said was
improv's not funny though that's the problem. It's not funny
unless it's like, hey, look we got Ariana Grande on
the show. It's like, all right, now people going to
watch it if they're just going to watch four dudes.
And also, I don't go to university fair so like
(27:33):
you've got to go to university to do improv because
it's the only people that are willing to watch.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Improvs are only funny when, like when only one group
of people that are funny with improv, and it's because
they just go, hey, this situation happened. I'm going to
make the most fuck thing in the world happen because
most improv people don't want ruin. But Arnie Donnah goes, oh,
oh look where we're going to the bread store?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Then he comes to child jizzing man and he is
on kids like you know what I mean, Like, and
that's a that's a niche audience where stand up.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I can.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I can. If you can go there, there's a good
chance that I can do well. Yeah, I looked, there's
there's it's not nerves of like it feels like game
day nerves, you know what I mean. Like, it's not
like it's not like I'm going, oh no, this is
gonna be terrible.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's like, oh, no, do I perform? Well, you're worried
about the but.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'm more worried about my actual performance.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
For like when I was thinking about it in the car,
it's like, you've only got five minutes too, you can
just talk ship for five minutes. You get booed off
stage in two minutes, but I.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Don't want you like as you go up there. That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Once you once you're on stage, that's challenging.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You've probably technically got the easiest. It's both you're the
easiest and the hardest.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It's what That's what I was thinking. It's it's the easiest,
as in like very easy to get it right, but
in the same turn, very easy to be the most embarrassed. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's like you can go so wrong so quickly, or
it could just like be the best five minutes of
my entire fucking life.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
So let's get on to a bit of an update
for our challenges. Ryan, how's yours goinge awesome? Dude, awesome.
How many cases have you're on so far? Six and
a half?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Only six and a half. Yeah, so you've only done
one run. I did one one one one late last
so I, oh, no.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You can give one minute because I reckon, you're our
first updates in two weeks, so you can give a
quick one.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
That's all saying. I'll give a quick one. Accounts created
m HM, started liking, started liking the Pauline Hanson one Nation, yes,
I know, started liking Pauline hands in one Nation, the
fan pages of Tarantas and XP not pages you like.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
This was good. And also he sent me a volleyball
video games.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
What do you like?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
No, I purposely said, it's all just it's all just
like like why of age girls and they look like
they're like eighteen to twenty one and it's just them
bending over their tight shorts and you know how like
you get a bit of on the back. Yeah, it's
just like it's vagina bowls. Just give it that. It's
just vagina bar from the back. That's all the video is.
(30:15):
But I also want to be and that is exactly
what Gary needs to be posts. Yeah, so Mini, I'm
actually really happy, midd he's done. He's done the fucking thing.
First of all, when I got sent by Gary Williams
and I told him, addis Fifteen minutes later, I get
an ad from Gary Williams.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Fuck is this so it's working? Yeah, it's working. By
the way, two bots have already added the account. One
and started talking to Gary Williams tex Spot Yeah, like
sex Spot. Yes, oh yes, dude. Yeah, so there's a
character when you're talking to.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
The Are you having fun with it?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah? Now like the whole challenge. Oh yeah, it's a
horrible thing to do. Horrible thing. No, because you're going
through Facebook. You've got to act like you're actually looking
at the ship. So you can't just sit there and
like every real straightway.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Why don't you just make a macro?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
No, no, no, because the macro you can't just like everything.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
But you can just scroll through it. You can scroll
and then sit for like twenty seconds and then scroll.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, but then the algorithm notices it's every twenty seconds
you're doing it like that fun there?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Like that? See I was the macro.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Then no, I should just give you the account for
a day or two if you want. Oh, if you
got nothing, if you've got nothing on at work, I
can't do that.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You can give me your account what you can give
me Mitchell, Gary Williams, Gary Williams is not fair to
like gay dudes. You gay dudes tied up in bondage
the mide.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We're gonta worry about his stand up now, because you're
gonna throw us under the bar. Imagine he goes to
Newtown with material like that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I think the best thing as well about Newtown or
that I can't say, Gail the inward.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
No, what do you mean the best thing? I have to.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Genuinely be funny? Oh yeah, I can't just be like.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
A bit of a fucking.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
End of this now anyway call the end of class.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah. Oh, way to ruin it, Bud, Way to ruin it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Hey, guys, I'd like to introduce you guys to something
that I've been enjoying over the last couple of months.
So I've been looking up to a few speed runs
of its really fucked up ship.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
So what's the deal with airline food?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
So you're practicing your comedy, Bud. You're having a bit
of practice earlier, So I've come up.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Did you not hear it? Biddy? I was in mind.
You can listen.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Let me introduce you guys to the amazing four beers
two cigarette speed run attempts.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So before we start. If anyone smokes cigarettes in a
quick time as well as drinking beer. It's probably a
big reason why I don't smoke cigarettes anymore is because
it is quite a violent chunder. It's just like beers
and cigarettes mixed. When you take some of these videos
and cigarettes mix. When you take it slow, when you're
(33:32):
pumping them and you're pumping beers and you're pumping darts,
it is the most violent fucking vomit ever. I I
don't touch cigarettes because of this. It's no moral thing.
I've ruined my body.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay, let's watch the video.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Have we got more audio?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Medy, don't worry about the audio. Don't worrybout the audio.
We need audio.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Look at that chug dude.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Obviously you can see this on the YouTube. Guy he's
done one beer.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So he's using the he's using the great method of
two darts at the same time.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, he's just done another beer.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Pumping those beers though Jesus.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
He hasn't touched the darts much though. No, we're at
thirty seconds now. In the background of the video, there's
another one that Ryan likes. Ryan, do you want to
give him credit to? That guy?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Is Joe Mama. Guys, look that kind up. He's so
cool in that video too. He pukes his guts up.
There's a bit of a puke Ooh it's pillage, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
We'rearing forty five seconds.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
He's on the third skier. He's not going to back.
This is definitely where the foam and shit's going to
be coming through. You can see he's slowing down with
the beers. He's going back in for the dart. He's
pumping more of it. He's struggling. I think he's definitely
feeling the pew.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
He's pumped two and twenty two of those beers were
done in twenty seconds over a minute.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He's staring at his beer. He's staring at this beer. Oh,
he's knocking to back. Oh, you can see it fucking
battling him. He's done the four beers. Now he's going
to get through the darts, which he isn't even halfway through. Oh,
the cops are coming, The cops are coming.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Look at this Shik's lad.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh he's passed a minute thirty two. So Joe Mum
has done. Joe Mum has done. He hasn't beaten the record.
He's down to his last dart. He's got to ah,
all right, cut it.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Cut it.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I think for that fact we need to watch the
Joe Muma one. We should send it up there. So
what do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Bro? Do you reckon? You can like that? I think not.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Nine year old just would have had to go.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Dude, how fucking cool is that speed run? Honestly, if
I had one power, it would be four beers and
two darts.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
This is a minute.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
That puts me off right that guy. They weren't points either.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, no, I just wanted a short video.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
You're gonna have to skip through it, MIDI because he
doesn't attempt it until kind of the middle. I guess, yeah, gone,
whether the timer starts kind of yeah around there, switch back, dude,
this bloke is inspirational inspiration to me.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I know, he hasn't got the he hasn't got the
world reference.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Starts on its light, all right, he's gone the double
darts as well. Now this is the thing that I
pointed out, he's actually got points in front of him.
Yeah yeah, that old mate probably had, Like I know,
it's three hundred and seventy mils, the's a five hundred mil.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, so I think what he does is two points
and a schooner to make it four years.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I think it's something to do with the leader amount
that he has to have. So is it like instead
of it's three so far?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Is it thirty seconds?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
It's just more the leaderage you get?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Is that force is looking at me?
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Pumped those darts, lad, That is a pro. This guy's athlete.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
He's got harder by destroying the darts first.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
It's the play though, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Get through the play you can pump the schooners.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Just get you that nicotine headspin?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Oh ship, do you reckon? He's gonna vomit.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
He's getting up close to a minute now. It's getting
close to a minute. He's hit a minute now and
the darts are pretty much gone, but he still has
all the beers.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Is this an old video or this might be like
an old one because he's done really well, like that
one before on the background of that other video.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
He did it one thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
One beer is one point.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
He's going to skull these beers, Dude, He's going to
rip through these beers.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Let's go, lad.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh, the struggles happening, The struggles happening.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
To go for the burp.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
He's pumped the schooner, he's pumped the scooter. He's got
a little bit more getting there. What's he got love that?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Come on, lady, he's done. He's done, he's done. He's done.
A minute forty two, he's done. Holy shit, Ah, look
at the state of this blow wonder is fucking Beanie
on as well? He's not in a good place. It's
(38:29):
a common it's a common theme with everyone that attempts
his challenges that they are completely fucked when they finished.
I've seen a lot of puke runs. I've seen a
lot of puke less runs.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Is there a world leaderboard for this at the moment?
There should be?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I'm pretty He talks about it that he did an
attempt and then when he was uploading a video, another
dude uploaded and had beaten him like that beaten him
in that video. So he uploaded it. Oh, yes, dude,
we got the reddit. Yes, lad, don't worry about the
history of that that video. It's all right fine.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
The record list, we need.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
The record list. That's what we need. There is a
record list. Oh my god, so are we doing glitchless?
Any glitch? Sob glitchless dude, what is glitch list?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Mama, he's gone second.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I love the cut.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I believe someone's done. One hundred a minute, one.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Pause, No fucking way, does it start? All right? Just go?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Is this Dornyer? This is the leader the glitter list.
He's an Alice Springs. This is an assy.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Let's go. Do we want to watch it or do
we want to let the people go?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Get this on? Support our boy? All right?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
He started his time. Mini's fucked this, sorry, guys, now back.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Mini, back back ten seconds? Let it run down there,
let it run. I look at the plate. He's gone
straight into a fucking like bucket or something. Dude, no way,
he's gone for it.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
What's meditating in the back because she can? Well that
is straight vibes.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay, bright.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Speed, he's going that he fucking The speed that he
went was like the cities were still red on the ash.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Oh my god, dude, I.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Don't know if this this can't be right?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Man? He gets a minute? One, No, it's already a yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
No fucking way, holy she, no fucking way, no way. Say,
what's only if I had a coach? I thought it
only had a cone?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Fucking is Oh my god, Oh my, that is.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
We're gonna go see what the difference between glitched and
glitchless is. What is glitterless? Must be puke, I think.
I think that's the one that we just watched. No,
that would be the one where he pukes his guts up.
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Let's has.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Strange contraptions.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
What, No, we don't want to watch that.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I'm watching this for myself. So you guys.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Three minutes though it's three minutes. Oh yeah, that's just
we don't need three minutes of the ship.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Well, jump on that website later we can look.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
At one more. We've got to fore more. I think
let's let's what else we got in sober? No, now
go back?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
You mean sober go back?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
The SIGs and non alcoholic beers. Yuck, that cowardly get
that off my screen.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Joints.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
And what's the first one? Yeah, mama, this is the
good one that Ryan shot.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
This is a good one.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah, Glitchless is Pike. So he dribbles for a p No,
it might not be. He might not be pick. No,
it's not the Pike one.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
He swatched the camera, swap the camera.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
All right, let's watch this on talking through already he
starts to sing ease, I love the cassio fucking timer.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
How it's so out of focus to damn if you
were to attempt this.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Ah, he does that so well. Ah, And they look
like fucking I p A's or.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Some ship man. Yeah, because it's England.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, he's not drinking. That's not larger. They're pretty fucking dark.
That's he's doing something special there. That's that's some heavy drinking.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I do like the trams in the background. You can't
see that on the.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Pod, but where he's doing it too.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
He's doing this.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
He's before peak performance athlete, doing it on the side
of the road, the.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Main he's beanie. He's in Bolton, so he's doing it
in the main streets of Bolton. He's pumped the darts.
The darts are done.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Oh beautiful a minute with the darts.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Darts are done. He's gone for the first point. He's shaky.
He's not doing well. He's gone for the schooner. He's
got the shakes. The Nicotines fucking rattled him.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Watching Joe Mama always makes me still there. Oh the
shaky's at least he goes back, my man, Oh dusted, lad, dusted.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, oh my god, that is quite hardy that if
we at least on Spotify. I do recommend you definitely at.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Least look it up, Loo, look it up, look four beers.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
In the description, there will be the no watch it
on our YouTube.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Okay, don't be a We will still credit the guys.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, we'll give them credit, but like have our commentary.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
As well while you're watching.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
All right, all right, you're here for us. At the
end of the day, you're here for us. But yeah,
I think Joe mum, that is that your big dream
pod podcast?
Speaker 1 (44:23):
He might be if we can get that kN on,
holy ship, do you reckon? Do you reckon? If we
can get him on, do you reckon? We should attempt
the four Bees too. Sick. I'm definitely not.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
If we can get Joe Mammy, if you come onto
the pod, we're not going to get anywhere near your time, lad,
But we'll give it a go.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
I'll give it a go for you. I'll give it.
I'll give it a go. And like, but.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Does I don't think, well, my guts finish, we don't finish.
We actually, if we get him one, we want tips first.
What how he we should ask him to do and
then go for it. I think we smashed the beers.
Beers are light lightworb. We have to pick up beer too.
We had to pick up beer.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
It had to be something ones.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
We can't be like, damn, we're going to do this
with West Coast pale Ales.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
The i p A w A W I p A
is fucking.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Rough. Yeah, look it probably it's probably one time that
I'm like, damn it, we're cracking out the cult and.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
We get a bit of Great Normans. Yeah, get a
bit of water. No Great Northern. Have you heard about
that controversy the same or some ship the state forests? Yeah,
the National.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Parks give us.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
So the National Parks Northern have put up a link
for their support page for National Parks. A lot of
food drivers actually don't like National parks because they've been
shutting down a lot of tracks, a lot of camp sites,
and doing a lot of stuff like you can't take
a chainsaw into a National park at all. You get
(46:15):
ten thousand dollars. Fine, you can't move You're not allowed
to move trees or anything like that. So say, if
something does fall over a track you cannot clear it,
You've got to leave it so say you need to
keep a fire trail clear, or like you're trying to
drive down a fire trail and you said a tree
falling over, you're not allowed to move it. Yeah, so
it just seems northern to just gone wake. And the
(46:39):
funniest thing is some of the great northern ads that
have just recently been released with the National Parks thing
on it have been in Queensland state forests just to
make things funny.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, I mean, I get the whole point. It's a
bit of that bud light shit, isn't it, where like
they're like, oh, look at us, where the fool drivers beer?
But then we're going to fuck over. But it wrong
on the same point.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
It's a shit beer.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
And this point doesn't matter, like oh ooh, your bank
also supports slavery, all right, so fucking brands do dumb shit.
Drink the beer because you like it, not because you
think it's the.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Full driver's beer.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Grow the fuck up and get a car that drives
on the road, not on the fucking dirt. You lose,
all right. It's not a personality. You're just a fucking
idiot that can't take pingers at a festival anymore. Because
you're a fat hunt I.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Think are dropping from the heart there.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
On that note, that note, guys, thank you for coming today.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Anyway, guys, thank you for watching the afternoon Attention here
with Safe Boys. I'm Middi, that's Jessu and this is Ryan.
Come check us out at safe boys dot com or
check us out of the Safe Boys podcast. Jaz, what's
the TikTok?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
You gotta learn this man, Safeoys.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
I just want you to speak.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
No, no, it's your bit.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Nah No, I gotta get you to the TikTok. Anyway, guys,
thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
If you're a full driver, go fuck yourself. Go get
a car that's worth driving. Babe, I'm in prison. I
go away for a wrong time. Rob you boob.
Popular Podcasts
Fudd Around And Find Out
UConn basketball star Azzi Fudd brings her championship swag to iHeart Women’s Sports with Fudd Around and Find Out, a weekly podcast that takes fans along for the ride as Azzi spends her final year of college trying to reclaim the National Championship and prepare to be a first round WNBA draft pick. Ever wonder what it’s like to be a world-class athlete in the public spotlight while still managing schoolwork, friendships and family time? It’s time to Fudd Around and Find Out!
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.