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Speaker 1 (00:16):
To call me fat because I was late by seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, I walked into your room and the first thing
I saw was a fucking box of popcorn on your
fucking floor.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Every time I walk into your house it stinks of
cat piss.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, because I've got two little dickheads living there.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, I fucking solved that out, and I'll sell it
out my guy. Al Right, will yah will Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
If I behead my two cats.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'll chop my fucking belly.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Offpuku stark star.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Perku so Perkupuku. Ladies and gentlemen, Oh wait, wait, good evening,
ladies and chaps, Welcome to another episode of That's Ey Boys.
Today they are bringing you the second episode of twenty
twenty five, The Afternoon Detention. Now. First, to my right,
I have the great and wonderful Ryan taz Erwin. He's
(01:09):
known for many things, one of them having hamstrings like yarn.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hamstrings like twigs, and being a man cut.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
He's also been known to be put on notice at
his second job at the Safe Boys because he keeps
calling me. Now going to the one that he doesn't
call fat. Mitchell the producer, the man behind the keyboard.
You can hey, guys. Mitchell is very much known for
being good with tech, but also just doesn't do things.
(01:49):
Do it now, Well, you can do yourself. And now
we're going to the man that makes all the magic happen, Jeremy. Now,
without him, these boys would not have a hobby to do.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, we would have other hobbies.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, that probably probably used my time a bit better,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Anyway. Yeah, welcome to the safe Boys guys. As you
can see, we've had a hot afternoon. You're talking about
the temperature's just decided he's gonna call everyone fat.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, it was only calling you fat.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, it was like yeah, it was like I was
call a new fat and then MIDI thought like Middy
was jumping on grenades. Boy, your pretty much like saying
you got to stop it. Bro, it's making me offended.
You're not that fad daring me. On the other hand,
fucking rocks in with the training shirt with his gut
hanging out.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
This fucking guy, man, he's still fucking guy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well, you shouldn't have been late. If you weren't late,
I wouldn't have thought about all these insults.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Man, Can you hurry up and have a roote? I know,
it's been six years, but at least you would have
been so fucking angry. You shouldn't have taken Jackson to
the brothel. You should have taken.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Taken right to the Probably probably you should have shouted
me one.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, that would have imagined how chill you had been.
You've probably been able to serve.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I would have been so chill. I would have
been that fucking penguin of fucking.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You would have been that. You would have been the
dog that puts his teams in the pocket. You're doing
a chill.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Guy, Yeah, just a chill guy. Chill guy.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Have you got a little bob buddy?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay, you can do it.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'll do it at the end.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, fine, Ryan, let us know that you wanted to
take the top of the show today, Ryan, take it away.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, so I saw, well, I know you're a big
fan of Australia Day.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I wouldn't say massive.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, well yet, but for the topic, should I be No, Well,
you should probably keep your keep your opinions to yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I do.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Anyway, So I heard on the news recently Woolies is
backflipping on Odds Day products. So like you know how
like they used to sell flongs And.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I do remember this conversation last year.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Last year they stopped right yes, And I think you
probably would have been like, oh, it's the best thing ever.
I'm chopping at Woolies every day, not celebrating that fake
gass holiday.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I was pretty like right down the middle of like,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, But because they got the backlash, or a bit
of backlash, they are backflip this year and are selling
heaps of products again. You know, how do you feel
about it? Active cowdice?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
How do I feel about the active cowdenness? Yeah? I
think it's pretty funny to base the idea of not
selling certain products on a survey that was done in
fucking like a very hipster, fucking suburbs of Melbourne. This
says that eighty nine percent of people don't want Australia Day.
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They're also and we only did it in so Kilda.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Though, actually what they did ye every serve.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You gotta realize. I'll tell you a little a little
fucking fact.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Okay, there's no such thing as a care direct poll
unless every person in the fucking country does it. Isn't
that called a census though, that's the only fucking bit
of survey piece if everyone takes it serious as well,
only bit of survey that's fucking correct. Fair, Okay, Like voting,
it's the only thing that's correct because we all do it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Now, that's the thing. We all do it. Well, I'm
all supposed to. We're supposed to, and if you don't
do it, you're not heard. And I feel like the
first I mean two seconds, typic, we're getting back. If
you don't vote, don't make any social government commentary. Sorry
popcorn colonel, But anyway, I think it's pretty funny that
(05:37):
I go, we're not gonna sell it.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
We're gonna we're going to have appeace to the people,
and let's hear what the people want to say.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
A new survey has come out, that's let's serve it
a bigger area. Sixty eight percent of the people don't
want to change the day.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, if enough people winged about it, it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But it's also the same thing, right, it's also the
same thing. I like most winging comes from a certain
It's like the squeaky wheel on the trolley always gets
the fucking oil. It always does, always gets the fucking oil.
And who's the people that know how to fucking make
themselves heard on fucking social media and everything. Blue head
comes from fucking new Town.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
We'll be pink head now that blue hair is part
of the flag.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Ah do you reckon? Is there a social Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I reckon the reckon they're changing colors at least for
this this week.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, fucking you got a thing. Everyone just gets pissed
off and listens to fucking Darryl who used to be
Sharon at Newtown with pink hair, fucking rock and out going. Oh,
let's change the days. So it's suppressing, it's suppressing. Oh yeah,
but also like, shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Who you telling? Shut up?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Pink Hare, Daryl Law, pink head Daryl.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, I'm talking as Gary fucking Williams right now.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I men, fuck you are truly Gary Williams.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Gary Williams. Yeah yeah, fucking Also on this Australia Day thing,
what's making me really laugh about it is that Peter
dunn't saying a lot of things. He's trying to trigger
the fucking because what the normal demographics. It's pretty obvious
to see suburbian areas like Western Sydney are very big
for Australia Day. Inner city places. I'm not all right,
(07:21):
Most inner city places they still see this morning. You
go to most pubs out in Peneu, it is like
fucking Australia Day. Like people go to the fucking the
Bean River is an impossible place to have a picnic
on Australia Day.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh it would be.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's it's fucked. It's like we've had an Australia Day
picnic the day after remember that. Yep, we all swear, yeah,
it's impossible to get it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
As the hotest one hundred day. But but yeah, so
Peter doesn't say in a few things that's making me laugh. Lately,
he's come out and basically said that he's going to
fucking punish hubs that don't celebrate Australia Day.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
How is he going to punish ow?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know. He's also saying that he's like he's
gonna be like that's it. The Citizenship awarding ceremonies have
to happen on the twenty six. They have to. And
then like he's going on about all this stuff, and
what I love the most is the elbow goes. Look,
he can have his opinion on what he wants to do.
That's fine. Look every Australia day, I make sure that
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I'll go to the big parade that's in camera. Never
seen Peter Dutton. You could preach the preachers you want,
bra Yeah, you don't fucking do it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You. Dunton like secretly wants to change the date if
he doesn't celebrate.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh no, no, he doesn't. He hates original, He fucking
hates him. Well, first of well, he doesn't want the
flag behind him.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Second of all, there is a report and it's also
being confirmed from a source of a friend starting with
Sea parents or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know who I'm talking about. H Yeah, were's a
hat losing his hair slightly. He was saying that there's
reports that Peter Dutton used to just fucking capture because
he's an old cop. You should just fucking round up
Aboriginal kids. Just fucking put him in the back of
the paddy wagon, just lock him up because he felt
like it. He genuinely doesn't like Aboriginal people.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Does he like anyone apart from like white old white people.
Jeana Ron Hut, Yeah, that's old white people.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Ye oh yeah, yeah, he only he only likes He
doesn't even like Gary Williams because he's not a fucking.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Rich, rich old white people. Yeah, yeah, you're looking at
fucking bogans with money. Clive Palmer.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Clive, I don't know if they like Clive five Clive
Clive stirs a lot of pots, man, Yeah, stirs a
lot of pots. He's mixing. He's mixing, a fair be mixing.
He's a fucking he's a he's a fucking egg beater. Brock.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
How do you reckon he should celebrate Australia Day? What
would what would make you be?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Peter Dutton might be a decent bloke.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
All right, So first of all, I reckon he sets
up a fucking a cricket match liberal verse labor. If
they did a liberal verse labor match, so we can
go twenty. Because they're not athletic, none of them are.
They're fucking in the fifties, that's what. But they do
it in the MCG, they do it in the SJ.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Would it be like Boxing day bowling and Nan No
every ball Australia every time.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Politician verse politician?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Or what we do is we do we do mix.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
We've got olbow pulling up the cummings just like coming
in at seven and just fucking slogan a century.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, wouldn't that make politicians more interesting? You want to
be Prime ministery, you gotta win the Australian politicians.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Imagine how much you would carry across if there was
an Australian day Test match from the politicians. Because you
know what, like you, if you study a bit of politics,
you realize that most of Australia doesn't vote on policies.
They vote on the fact of what's whim where they where?
If they run like a fucking retard, like like I
remember going, I remember them going fucking they look at
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the way that they treated fucking Abbott Stickers. I don't
know if I vote for him anyway. It's budgy smugglers.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's fucking Weird's budgie smugglers.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And there's there's two things John Howard's known for. He's
probably three things, right, GST gun reform and walking really
fucking far in tracksuits.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
All right, Bob Hawk, what's he known for?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Bob Hawk has taking a swim that's how it holds.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Gulling beer, gull be He's a record holder sculling beer.
It was I don't know my personal favorite Prime Minister.
And I think who's one of the best ever. Kevin Rudd.
What would you say? He's known for handball champion, right,
and I think he marketed it pretty well. He was going,
you know what, I'm going to sign a bunch of handballs.
If you want one, tell me and I'll send it
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to you. You're going to sign handball byke Evan Ryan?
Is that not how you please?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
You just go, Oh, it's Australia Day, you know what,
you know what, Albo, let's put out the differences aside.
Let's get on the beers and play cricket.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
The only rule that you got to change from standard
cricket to politicians has matches. You've got to have the
bins for stumps though.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, and every time every wicket they get is a
deduction to their pay.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh, every wicket they get.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
They get or they like you receive if you receive
a wicket.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Ship, Yeah, they'll definitely not we should actually pay them all.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But you know what, every wicket they get, they get tanged.
You know what.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's it, that's it. That's a baller move to do
either side of the parties. If they go you know what,
Australia day. We feel like doing it because you know
what it is, a fucking guilt trip into them saying yes.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Imagine they can't talk, they can't say no. If you
say no, we said this up. Imagine the imagine the
late the liberal gun are going, no, we don't want
to play cricket on Australia day. Bang, there goes fucking all,
trevn that's that. All the fifty year olds, your dad
or whatever you votes for, all the fifty year old's
going you don't want to play cricket on Australia even
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if you don't like, even if you know, you don't
want to play cricket on fucking Australia day.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, you fucking coward.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's like playing two up on ANZAC Day.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Imagine the press coming out, Peter, that's a coward, quite
directly from John Howard.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What if they all get on like t r T
or something, you start doing steroids for this, like they'
juicing up for this Australian juice you're gonna do the
more we're gonna we gotta win this game. We win
the fucking voters. Hearts they juice to the Minister of Finance.
Just starts fucking taking tr t.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh fuck you heard that right, They're going to juice
to the gills and play cricket in Australia.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
We're gonna push it.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So if you're if you have you been an ostrich lately?
Heads not in the scene? No, okay, So if your
head's been in the scene, I don't think I think
you would not have realized. But everyone in the world's
realized that USA has been gone through a massive fucking
change in social media. TikTok was banned for a total
of twelve hours. It was twelve hours. Twelve hours, Man,
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it was a half a day.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
How much dopamine did they lose? Though?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So he's here's a big thing, right, So they come
out and said it was national security. I'll go from
the start. This is the fun bit. National security. They're going,
we're worried about national security because the Chinese Communist Party
is involved with it. What I respect the American population
for going, oh did you ban it from fleacause of
national security? All right, We're going to download red note
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and an app that is a TikTok equivalent for the
Chinese people. So it's pretty much run by the CCP
and people started to learn Mandarin. Yeah, of course, and
Fu create an app on there and the thing I
made a TikTok about it's on the fucking TikTok And
it's lovely that the Americans have now discovered after Australia
(15:09):
has told him a million years on the Internet that
their way of living sucks. They've discovered that China is
in a third world country. Shanghai is not a bunch
of They must think that Shanghai is just like New
Delhi or something. Yeah, they fair They just think that
shang Shanghai is just the floating, fucking garbage pile of
(15:30):
plastic in the middle of the fucking Pacific because they
were like, oh, I thought that everyone was improblished. No,
China's fucking.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
You're probably more in poveris than most Chinese people. Yeah,
they're finding out China has healthcare, finding out China has pensions,
They're finding out that China has housing. They're finding out
that homeless rates in China are extremely low. Rates are
extremely low, and the US is going, what the fuck
are we doing in this country? Why aren't we in China?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So there's a lot of I think we've spoken about
it before, about how the Congress questioned old mate that
ran TikTok I can't remember show or something like that.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Do you remember those ones?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
A bad day to be a singapore You.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh man, So are you a Chinese citizen? I'm Singaporean.
So when you are you scared to go back to
China and get in trouble stata, I'm fucking Singapore.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I've never been to China. I'm Singapore Senator.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So just I want, I actually want to talk about
some big things that happened. I don't want to talk
so much political side. I want to talk about things
that have happened on TikTok. Right. So, it was like, so,
first of all, if you didn't think it was going
to get reversed, you you're a bit of an idiot.
We all knew it was going to get reversed because
like one hundred and seventy million people getting an app
(16:51):
ripped off in which they all can earn money on
in America. Oh yeah, it's business. It's it's a lot
of economy.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's a business.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's a lot of economy in America. It eats of
a economy. And yeah, there's a fucking if you didn't
get it, I think it was gonna averse, silly whatever.
But there was people, all the big content creators had
this trend where they come out and they fest up
all their sins, so like they would basically come out
and be like, oh, just letting you know all these
(17:19):
were an act Oh this person was never my mum
where actors.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I saw a lot of that trend. Actually, yeah, just
letting you know. I felt very uncomfortable in this scene.
I'd almost put it down to sexual assault or something
like that. And like all these fucking air just every
other side of the world.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
There's things like this, all laundry getting aired right, and
then there's a lot of content creators that are coming
out and just feel like it's all a fast. Everything's
a fast. I just did it for There's people that
are like that reviewed coffee and they're like, I've never
liked coffee, it just got fus.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I've never cloud.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
So they've all done that. Now. The funny thing is
they've all worken up this morning and it's their accounts
are back.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah. They're like, well, their accounts never got deleted. It's
just that they weren't able to access in the US.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
So now they're all back and they're like, oh, so
this is my job and I've just shit in my
own head and you're just gone to clap.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Is that TikTok brain mentality? Though, Like they'll forget about
it in like a day.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I don't know if they'll forget the big creators that
come out and straight away said they're like basically said,
everything about this is fucking bullshit.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's really funny.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Though it's funny, I really like.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The thing that gets me is mostly the big creators though,
have an Instagram, have a Facebook account, like have different
avenues to make money or even keep the clips.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's the thing, right, So some of them, like you know,
most of them. It's like there's the obvious dancing sort
a side about, right, But there are people that go
on there and they're like, whole thing is like one
big thing where they went big and starting drama. Ah okay,
and then they know like every now and then they
can start a bit of drama and they've come out
and gone all the drama was fake, So how do
(19:04):
you fucking You've just exposed your business model.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Career suicide?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So they're going to come back, and they're going to
be like, oh, why.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Would they even come out with that, like even if
it's getting banned, and they're like, let's just do a video,
let's just come clean.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
It's the one last hurrah, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
But they're going, like you said, though, they go on
to Instagram, they go on to like YouTube.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And shit, yeah, because what they're thinking is i'll post
it for twelve hours. No one's going to see it again.
Like they'll post it one hour. Left's going to see
it again unbanned, and we all see it and we go,
you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
We're gonna I gotta say, it's what twenty twenty five,
it's what. It's fucking The date right now is the twentieth.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Right, we're twenty days into the year and we've seen
the biggest early crow of the fucking year.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
And it's on fucking national level. There's just early crowing
of just like a massive proportion. How do you fucking
come back off that? How do you come back?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Was everyone started going on that Chinese? Yeah, are they're
still using it or they're surprised.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I don't know if TikTok's going to pick up the
weight did, especially because how do you come back after you've.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Had that dirty laundry? How do you come back? How
do you do it?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
How do you know it's not going to be filled
with other people? Though?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, that's the thing. This is why the great time
for Australian content creators to get a fucking stick of
dynamite up their ass, because it's the still avoid. They're
still avoid. I'm going to say though, the twelve Hours
Australian TikTok was kind of bliss.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
It was quite nice.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Actually, it was quite lighthearted. There was nothing serious about it.
But I do have to say, millennials, can you just
understand you's a fucking weird. Just understand you's a fucking weird.
Like everyone gets I'm a millennial. And they're like, oh,
like I saw what it's like. You put your name
in the comments, all follow each other. It's like, shut
(20:56):
the fuck up, all right, all right, I only.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Will follow follow, follow, okay, ship, you're going back to
high school.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
There there's one's going oh now, people have realized that
people from my high school might see me and if
you know me, don't mention blah blah blah. Dude, you
were not that big.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
All right, if I do recognize that good work, you
get one.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Hundred views, settle the fuck down.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
The hell are you getting people on one hundred views
all the time? Because it went really quiet quite as fuck.
So to feel the algorithm, it just jammed continuous. All
I'm thinking is j is just continuously swiping. It was
like the bloke on it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Was it was it was Saturday Sunday, like every bloke ontinder, Yeah,
every bloke on Tinder. Yeah, but yeah, it was like
it was like Sunday and he just like it was
full of just ship content, Australian content, which was bliss
and also like, man, I wish I was his game
for fuck.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
That's the best part about it, Aussie we don't.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The best thing is because it was a genuine like
amateur content. But it's like, damn, I kind of missed
people putting effort in wish Australians gave a bit more
of it.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
But Jairs on that same thing when you were doing
TikTok back in the day, did you.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Give a fuck I put a bit of effort in.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You put effort in my thing.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
My thing was my effort was content because I couldn't edit.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I always tried to make sure my content was fucking
top n Yeah, yeah, I look like I'm looking at
the camera. I look like that fucking I can't think
of the character. Oh the cameraman off fucking cloudy with
a chance of meatballs. You know you do look like
that because my nose is He hasn't said anything about
my nose today.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No, no, no, no. It's kind of looked from like
the bottom up, like a popcorn on the ground, and
that was at your feet and then I started up
from there.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
So now, because I know you use a lot of Instagram, bro, yeah, yeah,
did you notice an influx of American content?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, not Americans. So what I picked up was a
lot of people ask thinking about what happened February third,
nineteen eighty nine in Square and then your social credit
score lowering when you ask questions about that. But yeah, no,
it's it's pretty much just that. It was pretty much
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just jokes about like, oh, fuck, fucked up shit in China,
and then they would ask about that, and then it's like, no,
we don't know what happened to the wiggers.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's the thing that I actually forgot to mention as well,
because there was a countdown, right basically like it was
at an official countdown, but ye yeah, how many days
were left? It was every second video, but you'd know
about it every second day. Every day you went on
to be like it's four days, but up to it
got to a bit three days where people like were
really going like, shit, this is going to happen. So
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people started announcing their fucking.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Like well retirement or what.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Announcing their commitment to.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, they're like, I.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Love my President Ping and the communist Chinese part now
a red like they would have bits where like I
saw someone's like, this is my final video and they're
sitting there and they're going war Munchie say just sa
sah burshelah. They're just speaking fucking Mandarin.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It was. It was the best. And then they're like
there's people in there that were like, you know what,
you think they're gonna steal my content. I'm gonna fucking
give it to them. Let me put it on. I'm
gonna put my data all on you on a fucking
hard drive, and I'm going to send it to China.
You know, I'm gonna They're not gonna steal my daughta.
I'm going to give it to them. What's your thoughts
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in the media, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
How do I feel about Actually?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Have you I actually might think that you've would have
heard of this? Did you hear about meta stocks during
this whole thing? They didn't, They didn't. They dropped what
the hell is Zuckerberg was on it? Oh, Zuckerberg was
a bit behind it. So it's made it look like, oh,
the social security they're not worried about national security, not propaganda.
But they're also at the same time, you can't be
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fat checked on on Facebook anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No, because the what's the checking system that they had,
the fact check system? That's right, that got canned.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You got deleted?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yes, yeah, forgetta all meta things. So Facebook, Instagram threads.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
So a lot of people put it down that like
Zuckerberg's pushed this because it doesn't have the biggest happening.
More So, everyone was like, we're gonna we're gonna short
matter what, because it's like where I'm gonna where I'm
gonna fucking sell.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Everyone's just gonna sell. We're gonna short it yea, and
it's dropped massively and then all the hedge funds have
gone off.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Can you look at it quickly? MIDI, all right, let's
say look at it quickly. But yeah, they basically were like,
we're going to short meta. It's fucking see. Look how
much it's dropped in a day.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Let's go one month. So it was at a high
of six hundred and thirty bucks on the time on
the fourteenth of January was that when.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Six days ago?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Six? Was that six days ago? So I would have
been close to the let's go five days. So as
of now it's at six twelve. But on the fourteenth
was the lowest of five ninety.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But it was on the nineteenth it got Ben, what
the fuck? Well are they are they censoring the fucking stock? No,
because that's today there, No, because it closed, it only
just opened. Ah, he realized that America's twelve hours behind us.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Suck me off.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
All right, you got steamed teams or whatever you're doing
steamed meats. Have you seen that video where he looks
like a lizard. He guys, I'm out there, I'm at
the back here on the barbecue. I'm doing steamed meats.
What he's trying to say he's barbecue.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I know he's like a lizard person.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, he's trying to do a barbecue. And just the
way he's describing how he's doing this barbecue is the
most cooked fucking thing in the world.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Do you remember it?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Minny? Which one Mark Zuckerberg doing the barbecue? I do not,
to be honest, I'm surprised for.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
A man with so much technoledge that you just don't see.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Think, I just don't. I don't pay attention to then.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I thought Mitch would see Mark Zuckerberg looking like a
funk with.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
The last time I remember seeing Mark Zuckerberg Zuckerberg was
the AI photo of him surfing with the American flag.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That was pretty recent. This one's like two years ago.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, that's the last one I remember. And I don't
keep multiple photos of one dude in my head. I'm
sure I don't. Maybe you you prefer or mask Zuk
Why I would prefer Zark because he's actually got half
a sane brain on him and he doesn't speak it.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You sure, you're sure he's retarded.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I know he's retired over his mate, half a sane
brain and he doesn't speak it Mask is always open
about talking about random ship.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
No, I'd never trust Masks because of that elder ring
build that he that he came out with. Fucking putrid dude,
like just mixing everything together. It's like, brother, just pick
one stat. Fuck I thought you I thought you would
have been like autistic with this ship. No, just fucking
puts twenty in everything. It's like, fucking el can't.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You He's autistic with the sauce.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You can put like fucking one stat brother, you don't
have to split them.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Autistic with the sauce for sure. Mm hmm. You know what,
Let's let's eat the rich. Let's eat the rich, Let's
eat the rich.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
High what her class is rich because I'm a homeowner.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Oh I thought you're going to say you're a homo.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Oh that fits both for him.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, turn up medi, you're fat too. Oh yeah. So
I was browsing the reddit today boys, and I wasna Unfortunately,
I found a little post on I was finance Reddit
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that it's a bloke thirty he's sort of sorting out
his debts and managed to save fifty bucks this week.
And he asked the question, is he pretty much life over?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Can you read it?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I'll find it, give mesic, he asked. Pretty much. The
gist of it was.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
That, what's it? What's the found it?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Slash?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
What slash?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I was financed? So, hey, guys, I'm about to turn
thirty of a full time job and live week to week. Recently,
I've paid I put all my debts on payment plans
negotiated by my financial advisor, and he managed to save
up fifty bucks into the savings account for the first
time in year. He just asked if, he asked, if
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it's possible, if, if it's possible, to still make it. Brother,
you are in the second innings, bro, if you're on
day two, you're after lunch on day two, it's pretty.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Much he's day two. It's hot as fuck and there's
fucking by the sounds of it, the pitch is cracking.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, yeah, the pitch is cracking.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
So it's basically life over for that guy.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
What would be your financial advice to that bloke?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Well, brother, like those debts, like pass them on to
your kids. Hey, this guy hasn't got kids. He needs
to start pumping kids. Fucking yeah nah.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Right, right advice if you're in debt, go fucking child.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well, you'd be sent to jail and then you'll be
all right, you have a fucking home.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You still come out with dads though.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, but you can work for twenty five cents and hour.
You can't, So you just don't. You have to have
a different mentality like that man. You're like, you got
to think, I never want to leave this place. I'll
just commit in jail.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
You just go in there and slip throats.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Slip throats, you're going for the shoe. Yeah, I guess.
So if you want to be that extreme.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well you're not getting out.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
If you're killing, well no, but you can do other shit.
I guess you assault a fucking a guard or something
like just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
What, like physical, mental, or sexual, all three your fat
cops down.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh but no, I've seen a few good things on
the os finance reddit. I saw a couple of weeks ago,
I sawr A guy winging about trades. Let me pull
this one up because this one was really good. T
r A D Yeah, yeah right, he did spell it right.
Because the guy must be a fucking must be literally
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a lawyer or something.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I don't know, lawyer, lawyer?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Is everyone else envious of tradees? In Australia. He's very depressed.
Tradees seem to do the best in Australia. We don't.
Most are most tradees. I see a tall of tattoos
and a tan also not true.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
You on.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I know he's probably just watching like Love Island or
some shit. I think it's like Love Island because he's
probably thinking all these guys are trades. It's like, no,
they're just like Australian social media people. You're like, fucking
do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
This bloke just happens to go to the pub with
the bloke that owns like metra Con.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I don't think he doesn't seem like the type to
go to the pub. He goes and I ran about
how like women fucking all they want to do is
like like they just want to trades. Ex cheated on
me for a trading. It's like I wonder why you
hate them.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, but to be fair, he's the engineer.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Probably, but he's probably talking about plumbers or something like yeah,
like you work with ship like obviously this way, not
like that, not like that, like tanned, tanned tanned? Was
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I didn't mean it like that, dude. I didn't seems
like you didn't mean it like that.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Seriously, tanned first ran things and all immigrants are plumbers.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Well are they? It's a good trade, dude, It's not
that bad of a saying that one. You do it
because you fucking gotta.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And you're not brown.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, and I'm well, I'm always there.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Saying I'm almost owning a home. Why it's that I
get a paycheck everything.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I'm pretty dark, dude, Oh, no, closer than some people jazz.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
You're pretty dark.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
But I don't have you saved fifty bucks yet this week.
You're closer than old mate.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I'm not even thirty yet.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, you're not even thirty.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Wild times, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
But old mate was jeweling cub no kids, but like, yeah,
yeah he's also got jeweling club and got fifty bucks saved.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Look, if we're putting it, we're putting it this way though, Like,
besides the fact that he thinks that we're all hot
as fuck, tradees are the coolest cuts. Yes see, that's
the one thing I can put Like, if you're a
woman and you go to a pub, you're gonna hang
out with the dude that's sipping a fucking a stella
as out of a fucking chalice on the table with
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his tie and everything. Or you're going to go up
to the blake that's playing pool with a beer in
his hand, laughing around, having fun.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Who are you more likely to get sexually assaulted by
a lawyer?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Are going a lawyer?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
What in the corporate world or the in general? I
guess a lawyer, you reckon? They would know all the
laws back to front, so you wouldn't be sexually assaulted
by them because they know where to stop. I don't know, Mitchell.
I think rape is still rape, all right, You're not wrong.
I think in all languages rape is a thing. I
don't think it fucking changes. It's it's language depending on
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what color your collar is.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right, he's not like Damn, I know the ins
and out of rape. I know how to get away
with it. You don't. You're still forced somewhere.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
I'll just represent myself the one thing you should never say.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Your honor. If I was in fact lying, better, would
my pants be on file?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
What did my pants be on fire? Damn? You're right?
Free this man at once.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
This man's good man, he's good. This lawyer is good.
What other fucking if you were to represent yourself as
a gen z. What else would you say?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Your honor skibbity you want to cap no cap, This
is the witness is capin right now? On God?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Judging off his reposts on TikTok, I wouldn't trust the
thing he says. He's full of cat.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
This man and judging off his likes, is full of
brain rot.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, and booty.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
But that's probably the same thing as a judge. I
probably getting the same.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Fucking This man over here claims that I'm a rapist,
but he only likes cooking with Kaya, who is one
in fact, thick, juicy woman. So one those notes, he's
perverted himself.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
All I'm thinking about now is all your your TikTok likes,
Instagram likes, everything like that coming up in court?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
What if what if was like?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
What did imagine they got hold of my.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I got?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's funny to say after it as well about like
the internet, but I'll say first anyway, so fucking what
if you're up there? I fucking kind even think about it.
Mike can take my head away from now. Actually, on
Google the other day, I've got a little warning because
like in my incognito, it's just porn.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
What were you doing on it?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
It goes, it goes with your searches that has been
happening on this browser. What it's like? And I'm like, what,
like I think saying that I watch too much porn?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
What came up?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Maybe you're capture.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Make sure a robot?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
A robot?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Because no, no, do you know what it is? It's probably
his scanning for so much porn it thinks he's just
capturing screen.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Dude, what the fuck are you watching?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
How many pages did you have to go through to
find it?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It just happened the other day and I was like,
I can't remember. I don't know what I was searching.
Probably some porny thing. No, no, because what I do
sometimes if if I find a TikTok, just I just
want what color it is? This person leaks?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Okay, so you're just looking at like only fans leaks.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And it's not a matter, just like I just you know,
sometimes you just like I just want to know. I
just want to know. That's all I want to do.
Peace of mind?
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Is it really peace of mind? But anyway, back to
the court case, imagine that, Imagine you're up there, like
this person here is a rapist, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Then you get up and go you're on a.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I'd like to defense. Shuck this at the prosecutor. I
know you are, but what am I insane?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Defense?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
That's probably that's probably as good as the O J case.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Imagine being the the prosecutor. So I've got Ryan on
the stand and I go, all right, so Ryan, I'm
going to ask you a few questions. Rap say what.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
You really did too?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
That's the worst part.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Arrest my case.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Done. He didn't say it, Send him to jail.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Imagine that as well. You go like you go to me,
go yeah, she's pretty pretty nice, and she goes, yeah,
go find me. Sorry, sir, I am guilty. Any high
fives your but you're like guilty. Oh oh. You walk
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up to the bar and you're like you walk up
to the front, you go on, look on the front.
There you go, mister four drinks, four schooners and a shot,
and then again now threat three schooners and I did it? Guilty,
Lock him up.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Send him away, him to jail.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Do not click two hundred dollars when you pass go.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Gar bage?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
What would how would you defend?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
How would I defend? Or how would I prosecute?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah? What would be one?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
How would I attack someone I'm not really attack or
explain how it happened? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
What would be one that I can see?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Neither of you have actually been on jury duty? No,
because I have. Actually last year, last year I did.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Was it fun?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
It was for a sexual assault case? Exactly that.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, so this is a bit closer to home than expected.
What happened you talk about it or not? Probably not?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I mean I probably wouldn't talk about misdemeanors like that anyway.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
In the first part of the sentence of jury duty?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, that's what we all call it.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
We all call it.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Jerry, did you get any good food at least?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Or I did end up staying there long enough to
get hot food on the last day?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
What food is it on the last day?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Would you recommend it?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
No? No, it's after so many like days, you get hot
food images sandwiches for the rest.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
What were on the sandwiches?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
There was an assortment somewhere like egg and lettuce, somewhere,
ham and cheese somewhere.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Who the egg on a sandwich?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (41:29):
What are you on about?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Egg on the sandwich is great, it's good.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
You don't need egg anyway, what do you want about? Actually,
I et egg in things right now.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
A cupcake does not. You've got one Jesus a trans confirmed.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Find out Jesus newtown boy confirmed.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
You're gonna have to find out on his only fans
or you just look up and he's redit leaked.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, don't worry about atually going to the only fans
game leaks.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
This is something that probably you guys wouldn't worry about,
because like, I've had my horny hostage. I know Ryan has,
and he's had sex with one person. What you yeah,
well no, it's Cameron, Okay, may have you How many
dick pics have you all said? Oh you ever send one? Ryan?
Speaker 3 (42:22):
You've never seen You've never you send one, Dude, I've
sent you dick pick I'd send more boys. Let me
out being gay, but I have sent dick pics to
the boys just to be funny, because it's like, imagine
how random are better see my willie. But I've said
dick piks, Yes, of course we all have. Yes, No
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way you fucking have it. Fucking bullshit. I've got self
respected forty bucks. Oh yeah, yeah, walk out there and
send a dick pic to someone random on your.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Would I do that forty bucks?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
You haven't lived unless you've sent a dick pick.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Really, have you seen a full body nude?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I've sent it once and I was like, that's disgusting.
I hate this. I was like I said, as soon
as I sent it, I was like, damn with the
chickle was in a nine out of ten. I wouldn't
have done this. And then she gets to do it again.
I'm like, I'm not doing it. I'm like, I'm not,
I said, it's just like this is when I was
skinny jets. By the way, this was. This was like
eighteen year old, nineteen year old. This is before the
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big old fit footy jets. Before you knew me. Before
you're talking to me when I was running fucking heat.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Wait what we got to say a foal to you
in high school?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Dude? Yeah, but you didn't know me. It's my fittest.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Eighteen year old was fittest Jazz.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yeah, nineteen year old Jazz was fit as far.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
So far he may get back into running if he
buys shoes.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I could get shoes, yes, but anyway, yeah, bullshit, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I remember, She's like bullshit, you go, oh running Gaye.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
She sent me one and she's like full body naked,
and I was like, damn, like that looks good. And
then I said one and I'm like, I just look
like those fucking weird things Men in Black.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Oh the fucking little fucking weird skinny creature thing.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just look like a skinny creature
from Men in Black. I'm like, did you try to build.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
That's probably what That's what I look like? Now?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
How does she fucking playing the band oa that?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That doesn't make any.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Reckon?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That went straight to the fucking the friend group.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Like now that I've realized and got an older that
that's a thing. Yeah, because like I don't know why.
It's just this thing of me being a bloke. I
got a respect, but I respect that I can't share
her nudes. I know for sure, My dear has been
multiple group charts.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
This check.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
The lasted a whole thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
You see the screenshot thing pop up.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
What do you think? Why is he putting it next
to a fucking TV remote? What little JB do they
know that? We know how big an apple m is.
Imagine kids nowadays would take it next to vapes? Oh yeah,
probably not kids, young, young adults, young adults. Please don't
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not send any children dig pigs to us as well
adult ones.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I'll review it. Jill like it.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Brian will review.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
It to Yeah, we'll do it live on the pod.
We will not we can have it on the screen,
have you here.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, we can do well. It's an audio medium. It's
an audio medium. We can do audio descriptions of penis
fair enough. We can we can talk.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
We might even get a scale like a one one
to one scale on the thing, and we can get
proper measurements and talk about how big and where the
position of the veins. You're going to have to include
a ruler in the photo.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, we're gonna need a bit of reference tape measure
you know what. Actually, look, we have medi Have you
marked your tape measure yet?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
All of them?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Have you? Look? Look?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Look, look, we've got this idea that we're going to
come up with later. We're gonna put it. It's the
back burner. But when it happens, right when it happens,
it's a bit of merch that we will give out
a commitment to the pod if you send your dick
pic in for a rating. The first one that does it.
I can guarantee you'll get one.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Guaranteed guarantee that's fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
You will be on. You will be on the dedication
to the street dedications of the pod.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
First thing for everything will be going to that bloke.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, first thing.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
But that takes a lot of balls, probably two of them.
Probably if you've.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Only got one, that would be an interesting first pick too.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, imagine one one night off the bat.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
It has to be erect as well. It has to
be erected.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Ah, he's given curriculum.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
But like it is a Gayeta stereod of flashed penas,
it was a Gayta centaate of fucking erect penas.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
I think it's the same, dude, Nah, it depends if
you get hard.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
I'm hard, Jess. That is that three two dollars coins
stacked on each other, face to face. So are you
excited to see me? Is that a willy barely pushing
through a foreskin?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
All right, guys, this is the end.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Gang anyway, guys, thank you for watching the afternoon Attention here,
I'm Middi. That's Jazz Ryan over here. Come check us
out at all the links link in the description or
check us out at the safeboys dot com.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You've got the important link, the one that's kicking off TikTok.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
We've just created it. Jazz is on it all the time.
He will respond to comments. I am.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
I mean, I'm on it. TikTok's my most active bat.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yes, if you actually want to response from him, yell
out at him.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
And I've also posted things outside of the pod.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Now, I saw that they were quite funny.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
You did like them, Yes, you like them. You see.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
I still haven't got TikTok.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Don't get kiktok.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
You should get it.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Is it good?
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:11):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
It's funny as fun Anyway, guys, we'll see you later
on the next one.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Babe, I'm in prison.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
I go away for a wrong time.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Robo boo
To call me fat because I was late by seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, I walked into your room and the first thing
I saw was a fucking box of popcorn on your
fucking floor.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Every time I walk into your house it stinks of
cat piss.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, because I've got two little dickheads living there.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, I fucking solved that out, and I'll sell it
out my guy. Al Right, will yah will Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
If I behead my two cats.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'll chop my fucking belly.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Offpuku stark star.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Perku so Perkupuku. Ladies and gentlemen, Oh wait, wait, good evening,
ladies and chaps, Welcome to another episode of That's Ey Boys.
Today they are bringing you the second episode of twenty
twenty five, The Afternoon Detention. Now. First, to my right,
I have the great and wonderful Ryan taz Erwin. He's
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known for many things, one of them having hamstrings like yarn.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hamstrings like twigs, and being a man cut.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
He's also been known to be put on notice at
his second job at the Safe Boys because he keeps
calling me. Now going to the one that he doesn't
call fat. Mitchell the producer, the man behind the keyboard.
You can hey, guys. Mitchell is very much known for
being good with tech, but also just doesn't do things.
(01:49):
Do it now, Well, you can do yourself. And now
we're going to the man that makes all the magic happen, Jeremy. Now,
without him, these boys would not have a hobby to do.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, we would have other hobbies.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, that probably probably used my time a bit better,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Anyway. Yeah, welcome to the safe Boys guys. As you
can see, we've had a hot afternoon. You're talking about
the temperature's just decided he's gonna call everyone fat.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, it was only calling you fat.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, it was like yeah, it was like I was
call a new fat and then MIDI thought like Middy
was jumping on grenades. Boy, your pretty much like saying
you got to stop it. Bro, it's making me offended.
You're not that fad daring me. On the other hand,
fucking rocks in with the training shirt with his gut
hanging out.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
This fucking guy, man, he's still fucking guy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well, you shouldn't have been late. If you weren't late,
I wouldn't have thought about all these insults.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Man, Can you hurry up and have a roote? I know,
it's been six years, but at least you would have
been so fucking angry. You shouldn't have taken Jackson to
the brothel. You should have taken.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Taken right to the Probably probably you should have shouted
me one.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, that would have imagined how chill you had been.
You've probably been able to serve.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I would have been so chill. I would have
been that fucking penguin of fucking.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You would have been that. You would have been the
dog that puts his teams in the pocket. You're doing
a chill.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Guy, Yeah, just a chill guy. Chill guy.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Have you got a little bob buddy?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay, you can do it.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'll do it at the end.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, fine, Ryan, let us know that you wanted to
take the top of the show today, Ryan, take it away.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, so I saw, well, I know you're a big
fan of Australia Day.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I wouldn't say massive.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, well yet, but for the topic, should I be No, Well,
you should probably keep your keep your opinions to yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I do.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Anyway, So I heard on the news recently Woolies is
backflipping on Odds Day products. So like you know how
like they used to sell flongs And.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I do remember this conversation last year.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Last year they stopped right yes, And I think you
probably would have been like, oh, it's the best thing ever.
I'm chopping at Woolies every day, not celebrating that fake
gass holiday.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I was pretty like right down the middle of like,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, But because they got the backlash, or a bit
of backlash, they are backflip this year and are selling
heaps of products again. You know, how do you feel
about it? Active cowdice?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
How do I feel about the active cowdenness? Yeah? I
think it's pretty funny to base the idea of not
selling certain products on a survey that was done in
fucking like a very hipster, fucking suburbs of Melbourne. This
says that eighty nine percent of people don't want Australia Day.
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They're also and we only did it in so Kilda.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Though, actually what they did ye every serve.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You gotta realize. I'll tell you a little a little
fucking fact.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Okay, there's no such thing as a care direct poll
unless every person in the fucking country does it. Isn't
that called a census though, that's the only fucking bit
of survey piece if everyone takes it serious as well,
only bit of survey that's fucking correct. Fair, Okay, Like voting,
it's the only thing that's correct because we all do it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Now, that's the thing. We all do it. Well, I'm
all supposed to. We're supposed to, and if you don't
do it, you're not heard. And I feel like the
first I mean two seconds, typic, we're getting back. If
you don't vote, don't make any social government commentary. Sorry
popcorn colonel, But anyway, I think it's pretty funny that
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I go, we're not gonna sell it.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
We're gonna we're going to have appeace to the people,
and let's hear what the people want to say.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
A new survey has come out, that's let's serve it
a bigger area. Sixty eight percent of the people don't
want to change the day.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, if enough people winged about it, it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But it's also the same thing, right, it's also the
same thing. I like most winging comes from a certain
It's like the squeaky wheel on the trolley always gets
the fucking oil. It always does, always gets the fucking oil.
And who's the people that know how to fucking make
themselves heard on fucking social media and everything. Blue head
comes from fucking new Town.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
We'll be pink head now that blue hair is part
of the flag.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Ah do you reckon? Is there a social Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I reckon the reckon they're changing colors at least for
this this week.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, fucking you got a thing. Everyone just gets pissed
off and listens to fucking Darryl who used to be
Sharon at Newtown with pink hair, fucking rock and out going. Oh,
let's change the days. So it's suppressing, it's suppressing. Oh yeah,
but also like, shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Who you telling? Shut up?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Pink Hare, Daryl Law, pink head Daryl.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, I'm talking as Gary fucking Williams right now.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I men, fuck you are truly Gary Williams.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Gary Williams. Yeah yeah, fucking Also on this Australia Day thing,
what's making me really laugh about it is that Peter
dunn't saying a lot of things. He's trying to trigger
the fucking because what the normal demographics. It's pretty obvious
to see suburbian areas like Western Sydney are very big
for Australia Day. Inner city places. I'm not all right,
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Most inner city places they still see this morning. You
go to most pubs out in Peneu, it is like
fucking Australia Day. Like people go to the fucking the
Bean River is an impossible place to have a picnic
on Australia Day.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh it would be.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's it's fucked. It's like we've had an Australia Day
picnic the day after remember that. Yep, we all swear, yeah,
it's impossible to get it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
As the hotest one hundred day. But but yeah, so
Peter doesn't say in a few things that's making me laugh. Lately,
he's come out and basically said that he's going to
fucking punish hubs that don't celebrate Australia Day.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
How is he going to punish ow?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know. He's also saying that he's like he's
gonna be like that's it. The Citizenship awarding ceremonies have
to happen on the twenty six. They have to. And
then like he's going on about all this stuff, and
what I love the most is the elbow goes. Look,
he can have his opinion on what he wants to do.
That's fine. Look every Australia day, I make sure that
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I'll go to the big parade that's in camera. Never
seen Peter Dutton. You could preach the preachers you want,
bra Yeah, you don't fucking do it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You. Dunton like secretly wants to change the date if
he doesn't celebrate.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh no, no, he doesn't. He hates original, He fucking
hates him. Well, first of well, he doesn't want the
flag behind him.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Second of all, there is a report and it's also
being confirmed from a source of a friend starting with
Sea parents or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know who I'm talking about. H Yeah, were's a
hat losing his hair slightly. He was saying that there's
reports that Peter Dutton used to just fucking capture because
he's an old cop. You should just fucking round up
Aboriginal kids. Just fucking put him in the back of
the paddy wagon, just lock him up because he felt
like it. He genuinely doesn't like Aboriginal people.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Does he like anyone apart from like white old white people.
Jeana Ron Hut, Yeah, that's old white people.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Ye oh yeah, yeah, he only he only likes He
doesn't even like Gary Williams because he's not a fucking.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Rich, rich old white people. Yeah, yeah, you're looking at
fucking bogans with money. Clive Palmer.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Clive, I don't know if they like Clive five Clive
Clive stirs a lot of pots, man, Yeah, stirs a
lot of pots. He's mixing. He's mixing, a fair be mixing.
He's a fucking he's a he's a fucking egg beater. Brock.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
How do you reckon he should celebrate Australia Day? What
would what would make you be?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Peter Dutton might be a decent bloke.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
All right, So first of all, I reckon he sets
up a fucking a cricket match liberal verse labor. If
they did a liberal verse labor match, so we can
go twenty. Because they're not athletic, none of them are.
They're fucking in the fifties, that's what. But they do
it in the MCG, they do it in the SJ.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Would it be like Boxing day bowling and Nan No
every ball Australia every time.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Politician verse politician?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Or what we do is we do we do mix.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
We've got olbow pulling up the cummings just like coming
in at seven and just fucking slogan a century.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, wouldn't that make politicians more interesting? You want to
be Prime ministery, you gotta win the Australian politicians.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Imagine how much you would carry across if there was
an Australian day Test match from the politicians. Because you
know what, like you, if you study a bit of politics,
you realize that most of Australia doesn't vote on policies.
They vote on the fact of what's whim where they where?
If they run like a fucking retard, like like I
remember going, I remember them going fucking they look at
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the way that they treated fucking Abbott Stickers. I don't
know if I vote for him anyway. It's budgy smugglers.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's fucking Weird's budgie smugglers.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And there's there's two things John Howard's known for. He's
probably three things, right, GST gun reform and walking really
fucking far in tracksuits.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
All right, Bob Hawk, what's he known for?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Bob Hawk has taking a swim that's how it holds.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Gulling beer, gull be He's a record holder sculling beer.
It was I don't know my personal favorite Prime Minister.
And I think who's one of the best ever. Kevin Rudd.
What would you say? He's known for handball champion, right,
and I think he marketed it pretty well. He was going,
you know what, I'm going to sign a bunch of handballs.
If you want one, tell me and I'll send it
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to you. You're going to sign handball byke Evan Ryan?
Is that not how you please?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
You just go, Oh, it's Australia Day, you know what,
you know what, Albo, let's put out the differences aside.
Let's get on the beers and play cricket.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
The only rule that you got to change from standard
cricket to politicians has matches. You've got to have the
bins for stumps though.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, and every time every wicket they get is a
deduction to their pay.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh, every wicket they get.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
They get or they like you receive if you receive
a wicket.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Ship, Yeah, they'll definitely not we should actually pay them all.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But you know what, every wicket they get, they get tanged.
You know what.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's it, that's it. That's a baller move to do
either side of the parties. If they go you know what,
Australia day. We feel like doing it because you know
what it is, a fucking guilt trip into them saying yes.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Imagine they can't talk, they can't say no. If you
say no, we said this up. Imagine the imagine the
late the liberal gun are going, no, we don't want
to play cricket on Australia day. Bang, there goes fucking all,
trevn that's that. All the fifty year olds, your dad
or whatever you votes for, all the fifty year old's
going you don't want to play cricket on Australia even
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if you don't like, even if you know, you don't
want to play cricket on fucking Australia day.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, you fucking coward.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's like playing two up on ANZAC Day.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Imagine the press coming out, Peter, that's a coward, quite
directly from John Howard.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What if they all get on like t r T
or something, you start doing steroids for this, like they'
juicing up for this Australian juice you're gonna do the
more we're gonna we gotta win this game. We win
the fucking voters. Hearts they juice to the Minister of Finance.
Just starts fucking taking tr t.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh fuck you heard that right, They're going to juice
to the gills and play cricket in Australia.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
We're gonna push it.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So if you're if you have you been an ostrich lately?
Heads not in the scene? No, okay, So if your
head's been in the scene, I don't think I think
you would not have realized. But everyone in the world's
realized that USA has been gone through a massive fucking
change in social media. TikTok was banned for a total
of twelve hours. It was twelve hours. Twelve hours, Man,
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it was a half a day.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
How much dopamine did they lose? Though?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So he's here's a big thing, right, So they come
out and said it was national security. I'll go from
the start. This is the fun bit. National security. They're going,
we're worried about national security because the Chinese Communist Party
is involved with it. What I respect the American population
for going, oh did you ban it from fleacause of
national security? All right, We're going to download red note
(14:48):
and an app that is a TikTok equivalent for the
Chinese people. So it's pretty much run by the CCP
and people started to learn Mandarin. Yeah, of course, and
Fu create an app on there and the thing I
made a TikTok about it's on the fucking TikTok And
it's lovely that the Americans have now discovered after Australia
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has told him a million years on the Internet that
their way of living sucks. They've discovered that China is
in a third world country. Shanghai is not a bunch
of They must think that Shanghai is just like New
Delhi or something. Yeah, they fair They just think that
shang Shanghai is just the floating, fucking garbage pile of
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plastic in the middle of the fucking Pacific because they
were like, oh, I thought that everyone was improblished. No,
China's fucking.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
You're probably more in poveris than most Chinese people. Yeah,
they're finding out China has healthcare, finding out China has pensions,
They're finding out that China has housing. They're finding out
that homeless rates in China are extremely low. Rates are
extremely low, and the US is going, what the fuck
are we doing in this country? Why aren't we in China?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So there's a lot of I think we've spoken about
it before, about how the Congress questioned old mate that
ran TikTok I can't remember show or something like that.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Do you remember those ones?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
A bad day to be a singapore You.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh man, So are you a Chinese citizen? I'm Singaporean.
So when you are you scared to go back to
China and get in trouble stata, I'm fucking Singapore.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I've never been to China. I'm Singapore Senator.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So just I want, I actually want to talk about
some big things that happened. I don't want to talk
so much political side. I want to talk about things
that have happened on TikTok. Right. So, it was like, so,
first of all, if you didn't think it was going
to get reversed, you you're a bit of an idiot.
We all knew it was going to get reversed because
like one hundred and seventy million people getting an app
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ripped off in which they all can earn money on
in America. Oh yeah, it's business. It's it's a lot
of economy.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's a business.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's a lot of economy in America. It eats of
a economy. And yeah, there's a fucking if you didn't
get it, I think it was gonna averse, silly whatever.
But there was people, all the big content creators had
this trend where they come out and they fest up
all their sins, so like they would basically come out
and be like, oh, just letting you know all these
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were an act Oh this person was never my mum
where actors.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I saw a lot of that trend. Actually, yeah, just
letting you know. I felt very uncomfortable in this scene.
I'd almost put it down to sexual assault or something
like that. And like all these fucking air just every
other side of the world.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
There's things like this, all laundry getting aired right, and
then there's a lot of content creators that are coming
out and just feel like it's all a fast. Everything's
a fast. I just did it for There's people that
are like that reviewed coffee and they're like, I've never
liked coffee, it just got fus.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I've never cloud.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
So they've all done that. Now. The funny thing is
they've all worken up this morning and it's their accounts
are back.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah. They're like, well, their accounts never got deleted. It's
just that they weren't able to access in the US.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
So now they're all back and they're like, oh, so
this is my job and I've just shit in my
own head and you're just gone to clap.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Is that TikTok brain mentality? Though, Like they'll forget about
it in like a day.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I don't know if they'll forget the big creators that
come out and straight away said they're like basically said,
everything about this is fucking bullshit.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's really funny.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Though it's funny, I really like.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The thing that gets me is mostly the big creators though,
have an Instagram, have a Facebook account, like have different
avenues to make money or even keep the clips.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's the thing, right, So some of them, like you know,
most of them. It's like there's the obvious dancing sort
a side about, right, But there are people that go
on there and they're like, whole thing is like one
big thing where they went big and starting drama. Ah okay,
and then they know like every now and then they
can start a bit of drama and they've come out
and gone all the drama was fake, So how do
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you fucking You've just exposed your business model.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Career suicide?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So they're going to come back, and they're going to
be like, oh, why.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Would they even come out with that, like even if
it's getting banned, and they're like, let's just do a video,
let's just come clean.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
It's the one last hurrah, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
But they're going, like you said, though, they go on
to Instagram, they go on to like YouTube.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And shit, yeah, because what they're thinking is i'll post
it for twelve hours. No one's going to see it again.
Like they'll post it one hour. Left's going to see
it again unbanned, and we all see it and we go,
you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
We're gonna I gotta say, it's what twenty twenty five,
it's what. It's fucking The date right now is the twentieth.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Right, we're twenty days into the year and we've seen
the biggest early crow of the fucking year.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
And it's on fucking national level. There's just early crowing
of just like a massive proportion. How do you fucking
come back off that? How do you come back?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Was everyone started going on that Chinese? Yeah, are they're
still using it or they're surprised.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I don't know if TikTok's going to pick up the
weight did, especially because how do you come back after you've.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Had that dirty laundry? How do you come back? How
do you do it?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
How do you know it's not going to be filled
with other people? Though?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, that's the thing. This is why the great time
for Australian content creators to get a fucking stick of
dynamite up their ass, because it's the still avoid. They're
still avoid. I'm going to say though, the twelve Hours
Australian TikTok was kind of bliss.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
It was quite nice.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Actually, it was quite lighthearted. There was nothing serious about it.
But I do have to say, millennials, can you just
understand you's a fucking weird. Just understand you's a fucking weird.
Like everyone gets I'm a millennial. And they're like, oh,
like I saw what it's like. You put your name
in the comments, all follow each other. It's like, shut
(20:56):
the fuck up, all right, all right, I only.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Will follow follow, follow, okay, ship, you're going back to
high school.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
There there's one's going oh now, people have realized that
people from my high school might see me and if
you know me, don't mention blah blah blah. Dude, you
were not that big.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
All right, if I do recognize that good work, you
get one.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Hundred views, settle the fuck down.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
The hell are you getting people on one hundred views
all the time? Because it went really quiet quite as fuck.
So to feel the algorithm, it just jammed continuous. All
I'm thinking is j is just continuously swiping. It was
like the bloke on it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Was it was it was Saturday Sunday, like every bloke ontinder, Yeah,
every bloke on Tinder. Yeah, but yeah, it was like
it was like Sunday and he just like it was
full of just ship content, Australian content, which was bliss
and also like, man, I wish I was his game
for fuck.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
That's the best part about it, Aussie we don't.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The best thing is because it was a genuine like
amateur content. But it's like, damn, I kind of missed
people putting effort in wish Australians gave a bit more
of it.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
But Jairs on that same thing when you were doing
TikTok back in the day, did you.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Give a fuck I put a bit of effort in.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You put effort in my thing.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
My thing was my effort was content because I couldn't edit.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I always tried to make sure my content was fucking
top n Yeah, yeah, I look like I'm looking at
the camera. I look like that fucking I can't think
of the character. Oh the cameraman off fucking cloudy with
a chance of meatballs. You know you do look like
that because my nose is He hasn't said anything about
my nose today.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No, no, no, no. It's kind of looked from like
the bottom up, like a popcorn on the ground, and
that was at your feet and then I started up
from there.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
So now, because I know you use a lot of Instagram, bro, yeah, yeah,
did you notice an influx of American content?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, not Americans. So what I picked up was a
lot of people ask thinking about what happened February third,
nineteen eighty nine in Square and then your social credit
score lowering when you ask questions about that. But yeah, no,
it's it's pretty much just that. It was pretty much
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just jokes about like, oh, fuck, fucked up shit in China,
and then they would ask about that, and then it's like, no,
we don't know what happened to the wiggers.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's the thing that I actually forgot to mention as well,
because there was a countdown, right basically like it was
at an official countdown, but ye yeah, how many days
were left? It was every second video, but you'd know
about it every second day. Every day you went on
to be like it's four days, but up to it
got to a bit three days where people like were
really going like, shit, this is going to happen. So
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people started announcing their fucking.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Like well retirement or what.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Announcing their commitment to.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, they're like, I.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Love my President Ping and the communist Chinese part now
a red like they would have bits where like I
saw someone's like, this is my final video and they're
sitting there and they're going war Munchie say just sa
sah burshelah. They're just speaking fucking Mandarin.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It was. It was the best. And then they're like
there's people in there that were like, you know what,
you think they're gonna steal my content. I'm gonna fucking
give it to them. Let me put it on. I'm
gonna put my data all on you on a fucking
hard drive, and I'm going to send it to China.
You know, I'm gonna They're not gonna steal my daughta.
I'm going to give it to them. What's your thoughts
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in the media, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
How do I feel about Actually?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Have you I actually might think that you've would have
heard of this? Did you hear about meta stocks during
this whole thing? They didn't, They didn't. They dropped what
the hell is Zuckerberg was on it? Oh, Zuckerberg was
a bit behind it. So it's made it look like, oh,
the social security they're not worried about national security, not propaganda.
But they're also at the same time, you can't be
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fat checked on on Facebook anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No, because the what's the checking system that they had,
the fact check system? That's right, that got canned.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You got deleted?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yes, yeah, forgetta all meta things. So Facebook, Instagram threads.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
So a lot of people put it down that like
Zuckerberg's pushed this because it doesn't have the biggest happening.
More So, everyone was like, we're gonna we're gonna short
matter what, because it's like where I'm gonna where I'm
gonna fucking sell.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Everyone's just gonna sell. We're gonna short it yea, and
it's dropped massively and then all the hedge funds have
gone off.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Can you look at it quickly? MIDI, all right, let's
say look at it quickly. But yeah, they basically were like,
we're going to short meta. It's fucking see. Look how
much it's dropped in a day.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Let's go one month. So it was at a high
of six hundred and thirty bucks on the time on
the fourteenth of January was that when.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Six days ago?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Six? Was that six days ago? So I would have
been close to the let's go five days. So as
of now it's at six twelve. But on the fourteenth
was the lowest of five ninety.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But it was on the nineteenth it got Ben, what
the fuck? Well are they are they censoring the fucking stock? No,
because that's today there, No, because it closed, it only
just opened. Ah, he realized that America's twelve hours behind us.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Suck me off.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
All right, you got steamed teams or whatever you're doing
steamed meats. Have you seen that video where he looks
like a lizard. He guys, I'm out there, I'm at
the back here on the barbecue. I'm doing steamed meats.
What he's trying to say he's barbecue.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I know he's like a lizard person.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, he's trying to do a barbecue. And just the
way he's describing how he's doing this barbecue is the
most cooked fucking thing in the world.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Do you remember it?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Minny? Which one Mark Zuckerberg doing the barbecue? I do not,
to be honest, I'm surprised for.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
A man with so much technoledge that you just don't see.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Think, I just don't. I don't pay attention to then.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I thought Mitch would see Mark Zuckerberg looking like a
funk with.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
The last time I remember seeing Mark Zuckerberg Zuckerberg was
the AI photo of him surfing with the American flag.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That was pretty recent. This one's like two years ago.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, that's the last one I remember. And I don't
keep multiple photos of one dude in my head. I'm
sure I don't. Maybe you you prefer or mask Zuk
Why I would prefer Zark because he's actually got half
a sane brain on him and he doesn't speak it.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You sure, you're sure he's retarded.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I know he's retired over his mate, half a sane
brain and he doesn't speak it Mask is always open
about talking about random ship.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
No, I'd never trust Masks because of that elder ring
build that he that he came out with. Fucking putrid dude,
like just mixing everything together. It's like, brother, just pick
one stat. Fuck I thought you I thought you would
have been like autistic with this ship. No, just fucking
puts twenty in everything. It's like, fucking el can't.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You He's autistic with the sauce.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You can put like fucking one stat brother, you don't
have to split them.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Autistic with the sauce for sure. Mm hmm. You know what,
Let's let's eat the rich. Let's eat the rich, Let's
eat the rich.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
High what her class is rich because I'm a homeowner.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Oh I thought you're going to say you're a homo.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Oh that fits both for him.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, turn up medi, you're fat too. Oh yeah. So
I was browsing the reddit today boys, and I wasna Unfortunately,
I found a little post on I was finance Reddit
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that it's a bloke thirty he's sort of sorting out
his debts and managed to save fifty bucks this week.
And he asked the question, is he pretty much life over?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Can you read it?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I'll find it, give mesic, he asked. Pretty much. The
gist of it was.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
That, what's it? What's the found it?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Slash?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
What slash?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I was financed? So, hey, guys, I'm about to turn
thirty of a full time job and live week to week. Recently,
I've paid I put all my debts on payment plans
negotiated by my financial advisor, and he managed to save
up fifty bucks into the savings account for the first
time in year. He just asked if, he asked, if
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it's possible, if, if it's possible, to still make it. Brother,
you are in the second innings, bro, if you're on
day two, you're after lunch on day two, it's pretty.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Much he's day two. It's hot as fuck and there's
fucking by the sounds of it, the pitch is cracking.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, yeah, the pitch is cracking.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
So it's basically life over for that guy.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
What would be your financial advice to that bloke?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Well, brother, like those debts, like pass them on to
your kids. Hey, this guy hasn't got kids. He needs
to start pumping kids. Fucking yeah nah.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Right, right advice if you're in debt, go fucking child.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well, you'd be sent to jail and then you'll be
all right, you have a fucking home.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You still come out with dads though.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, but you can work for twenty five cents and hour.
You can't, So you just don't. You have to have
a different mentality like that man. You're like, you got
to think, I never want to leave this place. I'll
just commit in jail.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
You just go in there and slip throats.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Slip throats, you're going for the shoe. Yeah, I guess.
So if you want to be that extreme.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well you're not getting out.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
If you're killing, well no, but you can do other shit.
I guess you assault a fucking a guard or something
like just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
What, like physical, mental, or sexual, all three your fat
cops down.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh but no, I've seen a few good things on
the os finance reddit. I saw a couple of weeks ago,
I sawr A guy winging about trades. Let me pull
this one up because this one was really good. T
r A D Yeah, yeah right, he did spell it right.
Because the guy must be a fucking must be literally
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a lawyer or something.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I don't know, lawyer, lawyer?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Is everyone else envious of tradees? In Australia. He's very depressed.
Tradees seem to do the best in Australia. We don't.
Most are most tradees. I see a tall of tattoos
and a tan also not true.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
You on.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I know he's probably just watching like Love Island or
some shit. I think it's like Love Island because he's
probably thinking all these guys are trades. It's like, no,
they're just like Australian social media people. You're like, fucking
do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
This bloke just happens to go to the pub with
the bloke that owns like metra Con.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I don't think he doesn't seem like the type to
go to the pub. He goes and I ran about
how like women fucking all they want to do is
like like they just want to trades. Ex cheated on
me for a trading. It's like I wonder why you
hate them.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, but to be fair, he's the engineer.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Probably, but he's probably talking about plumbers or something like yeah,
like you work with ship like obviously this way, not
like that, not like that, like tanned, tanned tanned? Was
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I didn't mean it like that, dude. I didn't seems
like you didn't mean it like that.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Seriously, tanned first ran things and all immigrants are plumbers.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Well are they? It's a good trade, dude, It's not
that bad of a saying that one. You do it
because you fucking gotta.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And you're not brown.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, and I'm well, I'm always there.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Saying I'm almost owning a home. Why it's that I
get a paycheck everything.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I'm pretty dark, dude, Oh, no, closer than some people jazz.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
You're pretty dark.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
But I don't have you saved fifty bucks yet this week.
You're closer than old mate.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I'm not even thirty yet.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, you're not even thirty.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Wild times, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
But old mate was jeweling cub no kids, but like, yeah,
yeah he's also got jeweling club and got fifty bucks saved.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Look, if we're putting it, we're putting it this way though, Like,
besides the fact that he thinks that we're all hot
as fuck, tradees are the coolest cuts. Yes see, that's
the one thing I can put Like, if you're a
woman and you go to a pub, you're gonna hang
out with the dude that's sipping a fucking a stella
as out of a fucking chalice on the table with
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his tie and everything. Or you're going to go up
to the blake that's playing pool with a beer in
his hand, laughing around, having fun.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Who are you more likely to get sexually assaulted by
a lawyer?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Are going a lawyer?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
What in the corporate world or the in general? I
guess a lawyer, you reckon? They would know all the
laws back to front, so you wouldn't be sexually assaulted
by them because they know where to stop. I don't know, Mitchell.
I think rape is still rape, all right, You're not wrong.
I think in all languages rape is a thing. I
don't think it fucking changes. It's it's language depending on
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what color your collar is.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right, he's not like Damn, I know the ins
and out of rape. I know how to get away
with it. You don't. You're still forced somewhere.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
I'll just represent myself the one thing you should never say.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Your honor. If I was in fact lying, better, would
my pants be on file?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
What did my pants be on fire? Damn? You're right?
Free this man at once.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
This man's good man, he's good. This lawyer is good.
What other fucking if you were to represent yourself as
a gen z. What else would you say?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Your honor skibbity you want to cap no cap, This
is the witness is capin right now? On God?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Judging off his reposts on TikTok, I wouldn't trust the
thing he says. He's full of cat.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
This man and judging off his likes, is full of
brain rot.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, and booty.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
But that's probably the same thing as a judge. I
probably getting the same.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Fucking This man over here claims that I'm a rapist,
but he only likes cooking with Kaya, who is one
in fact, thick, juicy woman. So one those notes, he's
perverted himself.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
All I'm thinking about now is all your your TikTok likes,
Instagram likes, everything like that coming up in court?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
What if what if was like?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
What did imagine they got hold of my.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I got?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's funny to say after it as well about like
the internet, but I'll say first anyway, so fucking what
if you're up there? I fucking kind even think about it.
Mike can take my head away from now. Actually, on
Google the other day, I've got a little warning because
like in my incognito, it's just porn.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
What were you doing on it?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
It goes, it goes with your searches that has been
happening on this browser. What it's like? And I'm like, what,
like I think saying that I watch too much porn?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
What came up?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Maybe you're capture.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Make sure a robot?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
A robot?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Because no, no, do you know what it is? It's probably
his scanning for so much porn it thinks he's just
capturing screen.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Dude, what the fuck are you watching?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
How many pages did you have to go through to
find it?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It just happened the other day and I was like,
I can't remember. I don't know what I was searching.
Probably some porny thing. No, no, because what I do
sometimes if if I find a TikTok, just I just
want what color it is? This person leaks?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Okay, so you're just looking at like only fans leaks.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And it's not a matter, just like I just you know,
sometimes you just like I just want to know. I
just want to know. That's all I want to do.
Peace of mind?
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Is it really peace of mind? But anyway, back to
the court case, imagine that, Imagine you're up there, like
this person here is a rapist, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Then you get up and go you're on a.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I'd like to defense. Shuck this at the prosecutor. I
know you are, but what am I insane?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Defense?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
That's probably that's probably as good as the O J case.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Imagine being the the prosecutor. So I've got Ryan on
the stand and I go, all right, so Ryan, I'm
going to ask you a few questions. Rap say what.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
You really did too?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
That's the worst part.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Arrest my case.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Done. He didn't say it, Send him to jail.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Imagine that as well. You go like you go to me,
go yeah, she's pretty pretty nice, and she goes, yeah,
go find me. Sorry, sir, I am guilty. Any high
fives your but you're like guilty. Oh oh. You walk
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up to the bar and you're like you walk up
to the front, you go on, look on the front.
There you go, mister four drinks, four schooners and a shot,
and then again now threat three schooners and I did it? Guilty,
Lock him up.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Send him away, him to jail.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Do not click two hundred dollars when you pass go.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Gar bage?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
What would how would you defend?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
How would I defend? Or how would I prosecute?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah? What would be one?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
How would I attack someone I'm not really attack or
explain how it happened? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
What would be one that I can see?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Neither of you have actually been on jury duty? No,
because I have. Actually last year, last year I did.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Was it fun?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
It was for a sexual assault case? Exactly that.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, so this is a bit closer to home than expected.
What happened you talk about it or not? Probably not?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I mean I probably wouldn't talk about misdemeanors like that anyway.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
In the first part of the sentence of jury duty?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, that's what we all call it.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
We all call it.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Jerry, did you get any good food at least?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Or I did end up staying there long enough to
get hot food on the last day?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
What food is it on the last day?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Would you recommend it?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
No? No, it's after so many like days, you get hot
food images sandwiches for the rest.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
What were on the sandwiches?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
There was an assortment somewhere like egg and lettuce, somewhere,
ham and cheese somewhere.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Who the egg on a sandwich?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (41:29):
What are you on about?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Egg on the sandwich is great, it's good.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
You don't need egg anyway, what do you want about? Actually,
I et egg in things right now.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
A cupcake does not. You've got one Jesus a trans confirmed.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Find out Jesus newtown boy confirmed.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
You're gonna have to find out on his only fans
or you just look up and he's redit leaked.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, don't worry about atually going to the only fans
game leaks.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
This is something that probably you guys wouldn't worry about,
because like, I've had my horny hostage. I know Ryan has,
and he's had sex with one person. What you yeah,
well no, it's Cameron, Okay, may have you How many
dick pics have you all said? Oh you ever send one? Ryan?
Speaker 3 (42:22):
You've never seen You've never you send one, Dude, I've
sent you dick pick I'd send more boys. Let me
out being gay, but I have sent dick pics to
the boys just to be funny, because it's like, imagine
how random are better see my willie. But I've said
dick piks, Yes, of course we all have. Yes, No
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way you fucking have it. Fucking bullshit. I've got self
respected forty bucks. Oh yeah, yeah, walk out there and
send a dick pic to someone random on your.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Would I do that forty bucks?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
You haven't lived unless you've sent a dick pick.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Really, have you seen a full body nude?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I've sent it once and I was like, that's disgusting.
I hate this. I was like I said, as soon
as I sent it, I was like, damn with the
chickle was in a nine out of ten. I wouldn't
have done this. And then she gets to do it again.
I'm like, I'm not doing it. I'm like, I'm not,
I said, it's just like this is when I was
skinny jets. By the way, this was. This was like
eighteen year old, nineteen year old. This is before the
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big old fit footy jets. Before you knew me. Before
you're talking to me when I was running fucking heat.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Wait what we got to say a foal to you
in high school?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Dude? Yeah, but you didn't know me. It's my fittest.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Eighteen year old was fittest Jazz.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yeah, nineteen year old Jazz was fit as far.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
So far he may get back into running if he
buys shoes.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I could get shoes, yes, but anyway, yeah, bullshit, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I remember, She's like bullshit, you go, oh running Gaye.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
She sent me one and she's like full body naked,
and I was like, damn, like that looks good. And
then I said one and I'm like, I just look
like those fucking weird things Men in Black.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Oh the fucking little fucking weird skinny creature thing.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just look like a skinny creature
from Men in Black. I'm like, did you try to build.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
That's probably what That's what I look like? Now?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
How does she fucking playing the band oa that?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That doesn't make any.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Reckon?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That went straight to the fucking the friend group.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Like now that I've realized and got an older that
that's a thing. Yeah, because like I don't know why.
It's just this thing of me being a bloke. I
got a respect, but I respect that I can't share
her nudes. I know for sure, My dear has been
multiple group charts.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
This check.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
The lasted a whole thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
You see the screenshot thing pop up.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
What do you think? Why is he putting it next
to a fucking TV remote? What little JB do they
know that? We know how big an apple m is.
Imagine kids nowadays would take it next to vapes? Oh yeah,
probably not kids, young, young adults, young adults. Please don't
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not send any children dig pigs to us as well
adult ones.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I'll review it. Jill like it.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Brian will review.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
It to Yeah, we'll do it live on the pod.
We will not we can have it on the screen,
have you here.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, we can do well. It's an audio medium. It's
an audio medium. We can do audio descriptions of penis
fair enough. We can we can talk.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
We might even get a scale like a one one
to one scale on the thing, and we can get
proper measurements and talk about how big and where the
position of the veins. You're going to have to include
a ruler in the photo.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, we're gonna need a bit of reference tape measure
you know what. Actually, look, we have medi Have you
marked your tape measure yet?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
All of them?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Have you? Look? Look?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Look, look, we've got this idea that we're going to
come up with later. We're gonna put it. It's the
back burner. But when it happens, right when it happens,
it's a bit of merch that we will give out
a commitment to the pod if you send your dick
pic in for a rating. The first one that does it.
I can guarantee you'll get one.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Guaranteed guarantee that's fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
You will be on. You will be on the dedication
to the street dedications of the pod.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
First thing for everything will be going to that bloke.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, first thing.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
But that takes a lot of balls, probably two of them.
Probably if you've.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Only got one, that would be an interesting first pick too.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, imagine one one night off the bat.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
It has to be erect as well. It has to
be erected.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Ah, he's given curriculum.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
But like it is a Gayeta stereod of flashed penas,
it was a Gayta centaate of fucking erect penas.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
I think it's the same, dude, Nah, it depends if
you get hard.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
I'm hard, Jess. That is that three two dollars coins
stacked on each other, face to face. So are you
excited to see me? Is that a willy barely pushing
through a foreskin?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
All right, guys, this is the end.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Gang anyway, guys, thank you for watching the afternoon Attention here,
I'm Middi. That's Jazz Ryan over here. Come check us
out at all the links link in the description or
check us out at the safeboys dot com.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You've got the important link, the one that's kicking off TikTok.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
We've just created it. Jazz is on it all the time.
He will respond to comments. I am.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
I mean, I'm on it. TikTok's my most active bat.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yes, if you actually want to response from him, yell
out at him.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
And I've also posted things outside of the pod.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Now, I saw that they were quite funny.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
You did like them, Yes, you like them. You see.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
I still haven't got TikTok.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Don't get kiktok.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
You should get it.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Is it good?
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:11):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
It's funny as fun Anyway, guys, we'll see you later
on the next one.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Babe, I'm in prison.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
I go away for a wrong time.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Robo boo
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