February 19, 2025 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He is not here, but he has risen. As he said,
come see the place where the Lord lay. This is
a This is the gospel of the Lord Matthew twenty
eight to six. And that is in reference of motherfuckers.
I'm back from the dead. I'm back, I've risen. I'm
(00:21):
a carpenter. I'm also Jesus. Cheers to that. Ryan's forgotten
already how his microphone works.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Cheers to that.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Cheers to that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We're drinking my blood, a good, good little red from Cupids. Yeah,
it's a nice little red, got a little plumb tones
to it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I am definitely not a wine drinker. Yeah, but the
difference is Middy, you haven't grown up yet. I have
not your You still don't have your frontal lobe. Okay,
it's a real problem.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, that one tastes like ship. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We're also wearing it. You're not wearing a button up shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You're also pretty game wearing an Everton back on top.
Baby Everton are on top of Manchester United by.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Just take all our stuff. They took our best player
ever after we took him. What, Anthony, Yeah, did you
mean Phil Neville? Yeah, your best player, then you take
our fucking manager Allegedly he was going to work for
(01:42):
six years with us and then who sacked him?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So you're just saving people that were really good at
Everton United and we took him back. Yeah, because Rooney
started at Everton when United come back.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
United made him though, it made him the man he
is today without.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hair Well, you know what you aren't you without your
failures And his biggest failure was signing for that fucking
shitty club.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No it wasn't, I reckon, it was his. You were
in a Champions League anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
More important ship, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Afternoon Detention.
We are back to normal ship. Yes, as the boys
have said, I can't finish it, Yob, we got Midi. Also,
Midi's back in his chair with his roadcaster in front
of him. Feel but it's back in front of us.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It's actually a lot better. It makes it a lot
easier than trying to edit it afterwards.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, and you actually sound normal this time.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I do don't.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's like when you it's like when you don't hear
your voice, you forget how to talk into a mic.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I do, I definitely do. Yeah, the revert definitely helps.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh but yeah, Look, it's it's just another Thursday for
you guys, another Monday for us, nothing special. We're only
just this close to one hundred. But we thought, you know,
we haven't done it in a while, and me and
Ryan have had a pretty pretty fucking beautiful week. So
we're going to start this first segment off with a
(03:11):
bit of a catch up. Now, let's talk about the
last pod, which just let's just get it get out
of the way, you know, let's just talk about how
things fall apart when I'm not here. Okay, many, let's
get your words on the last pod. What do you
think happened? How did you think it went? Where'd you
go wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
How did I think it went?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Honest opinions here, brother, honest opinion. I don't think the
pod was too bad of a pod. It's just we
didn't have time to prepare a location to get together.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You did you could have come here? Could have we?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, of course you can. I told you I come here.
I didn't realize that was if Nathan Tomy can come
here and just record, we.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Might have to take that up next time.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I heard there was a hiccup.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
There was a hiccup. I've technical difficulties. The first half
of the pod was it was about twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, a good It was a good twenty minutes. Yeah,
it would have been great Killer one. I've got all
the recording of Ryan, just not myself.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Eh.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
That's why it sounds like we're overlapping a lot. Also
because we were repeating the same thing.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Trying to repeating it did not because I thought we
were really funny that first.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Unfortunately. Yeah, yeah, I mean, look, do you know how
technical difficulties are jazz? Yeah, yeah, you didn't finish the
job on a technical.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You've just ruined. You just actually capped my next thing.
I was going to say, you know three is but
you know what, I'm ten years in the business, still
fucked up at job.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
So you can have your leeways.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
As long as you can have your little points, as
long as you can agree you macfucked up.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh no, why I fucked up? Okay, I take in
definitely fuck up on that one.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm not taking any prejudice across this or any hatred
as long as you're happiness are you down the camera
that it was yours.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
No, it was my fuck up. I'll take it. But
a pod didn't come out. It may have not been
the best one in the world.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Our whole year this year is around accountability. Okay, so
as long as mid he is accountable. But the first
fuck up this year, yeah, I'll take it. That's fair.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's fair, it's fair.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I mean Ryan should always be accountable for the times
that he doxes me. Oh yeah, to be fair, you
you warned me about it. I don't think he was
going to dox me that time. He was.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
No, no, no, you didn't hear the start of that first pod.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Did you dox me? He's lucky that it didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
In the start of the first pod, I literally went,
you Ryan, shut the fuck up. And then I'm like
recording as we were recording, yeah okay, and then I
turned around and went, oh, fuck, the recording is not
actually working.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Stop the recording, restart with it's working.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You know, you know, I kind of get it. I
was really tempted to docks myself then and make me edit.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It every time I edit it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
For there's going to be a fine. I think that's fair.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I think I think if it's do some more work, yeah,
we should have to pay you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, I think that's fair. If we want to do you.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Want to get paid in like jelly beans or something.
I think I think an extra challenge every time you
I have to edit out. I've got like four tim
tams left in the fridge. You want going to put
them in a moutain?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Is that a tim tam slam pp anyway?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But yeah, look the first part, Look, I just want
to address I'm unaware that this happened, and I was
excited to hear it. You did start a segment where
you was gonna put it on me. The only thing
that happened that I realized though, is that just didn't
There was no slander of me whatsoever. And I was like,
(07:06):
I am so excited to hear you think about me.
Is didn't do it?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Maybe there was a reason for that.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Why Why?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Because we know you're going to have another day off
and we want you to think of everything that you
could possibly think of, and we're gonna come down harder.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, you've got the slander.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
We we did talk and then to be honest, it's
more funny when we actually say it. To your face.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I think I think it is more funny. I think
it's better.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, I think we could have We should have done more,
and then the repercussions of what we said could have
been aired out today.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well, definitely could.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I think it would have been very funny if I
had to wait till Thursday to see what the fucking
said about me? True, that's that's actually some good comedy there.
If I had to wait till Thursday here talks about it,
you know, and if I come back with retaliation, I'm
the fucking idiot for waiting to wait to say it true.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Do you know what the worst part is?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
We had a lot more in that first twenty minutes
that's killed us.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Do you got to release just Ryan's audio that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Can be released on like if we eventually do a
Patreon that can be a possibly. If anyone wants to
hear it, let me know, I'll send it to them.
But there was one bit where Middy did his signature
cut off Ryan. Ryan wanted to first of all, I
just want to point out you've talked about a photo,
but you just didn't release any visual podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
You're going to put it in the thumbnail like.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That makes sense. That makes sense, But it's also like
he's also if you know, you know, he's also put
it in video, like the whole thing. If that was
in video, it makes it, but like there wasn't. And
then you've talked about a photo that no one could
see and the photo now only exists on your phone
because you fucking uploaded on on the.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Story No actually to me, but I uploaded on my
own Instagram by accident.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
And this is actually where you cut him off, all right,
because Ryan brought up an interesting thing, and I think
it is very fair for Ryan to strike a deal here.
So Ran, if we can go back, and we'll talk
about this in a second, how this gets really hard
and we have to adjust some targets for Ryan. But
Ryan said that he's going to make four and a
(09:24):
half hours in these marathon and if he doesn't every half,
now he has to keep three weeks of a Chad
Kroger bit. And I think that's a fair thing, right,
And now Ryan come up with the idea of if
I get kicked off the stage, I get a punishment.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, that's a fair thing.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So I am obviously you can't put it forward to
I just want to say, right, I think I think
along the same sort of lines where.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It should be fucked up here he should have like I.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Can fuck my like, not to the point of where
like I can't shave. I'm not shaving.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I've got a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'm not shaving.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
No, no, no, no, I've got a really good Okay, let's
see you're one right shape his eyebrows?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
No no, no, that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Come on, you know you won't look that bad as
Chad Krogo. What you're just saying, look like a fucking
look like market.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I have eyebrows anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Shave everything from neck down, pubic carriage you can get
away with. But wax everything from wa down.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
We wax his chest.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You want to wax the entire body?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Wax an entire body on a shave, I'll give it
to a shave. If you wax or shave however you
want to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Man, I think be able to wa I think we
should be able to wax.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I think I think it waxed my chest fully.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, if I get kicked off stage, waxed my chest.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, I think it's a good one. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I am shaking right, now on that if I get
kicked off stage.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Or are we committing are we committing to that? Are
you committing to that as we get to wax his chest?
You can take that on it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I actually who film actually hold up? Or do we
get waxed my chest under the supervision of someone that
knows how to wax? Okay, that is understandable, which I
know people that do. Okay, so I can get it
like sort of looked after. But you are not just
fucking We're not just laying here on this corean table
where you just rip my chest off and fucking burn
(11:18):
me and hurt me.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That's it. Still fucking hurts. I don't know what you're
worried about.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, So what.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Your your whole idea is fucked up haircut that you
want him to get, because that's the other thing I
was thinking.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So what you your whole idea is, Hey, if Jeremy
fucks up, I just want to start performing BDS ammonium
and start pouring hot wax and getting to say fucking
Mississippi when he's in pain.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
While you're jaking it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Okay, Okay, I actually don't think I.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Don't think that punishment is actually fit for crime.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Okay, okay, I think that I do think I am fair.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
No, hear me out. You've already got the embarrassment of
being kicked off stage. Your your one could be self
inflicted because you did not make the time. The way
that I look at him is if no one.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Laughs, no, I think it should be kicked off.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I think kicked off.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I think kicked off. But if no one lasts in
he's ever for five minutes, that's fair. Okay, that's fair
because if he gets kicked off, that's because he said
something fucked up. But also he shouldn't like, yeah, he
deserves the kickah.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, but here's my thing, So I'm also I'm happy
with the chest waxing. That's fucking funny. Yeah, with the supervision.
I'm saying that you still do the waxing. It's just
it just needs to be done right, because you can't.
You can't rip my fucking nipples off. Okay, that's not
on board. We have to have someone that professional, I think,
as well as well as weird and gaze. It will
(12:41):
turn out to me you still have to finish it
because I'm telling you, once you rip the first wax
strip off, you're going to be like, Oh, that's funny.
The second one you're gonna be like, oh, it's not
as funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I just want to hear one.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Here's the thing. No, no, no, no, no, you have
to wax my whole chest.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I don't want to do that. That's ahake on that.
We didn't check on that.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I think that's fair. I'm happy to sit here and
just cry on camera because you're waxing. Pulling hair out
of my chest happen anything. You have to finish the
fucking waxing. And if you pull it slow, it doesn't
wax rip the you gotta rip it otherwise it pulls
out the wax fair enough. But I think as well,
you've got to finish the job.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I don't care if he has to do a wax
shave or anything like that there, but he has to
be from shoulders down fully, no no hair.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I think I think the shave, like the shave or whatever,
it's not really that big of a punishment.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It's more the Yeah, it's more the.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Pain of a wax is a good punishment for being
kicked off, because I think if I get it's harder
for me to get kicked off than it is for
Ryan to not make the time. That's fair, right, because
it's up to Ryan to be fit enough. I can
just if I get knock kicked off. If I get
kicked off, that means I'm terrible.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm racist. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, So if I'm terrible and racist and I get.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You, Yeah, you can be terrible and not get kicked off.
It's more like a fucked up ship.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If I if I've got to be in pain, I
think that's fatter be in pain. I also think it's
got to be a complete job if you're going to
wax my chest, and also you're going to realize that
after about the third wack strip, it's actually kind of
gay that you're doing it.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I only want to do one.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
But no, no, you're got to do it all.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
You've got it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You've both got to do it all. But you're also
got to remember I'm in pain this whole time.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
You're doing it right. No, you've got to both do it.
You have to both do it. You're doing the most
of it. You agreed to this part.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I haven't agreed to it yet.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Because I think that's Jesus just trying to get out
of it by ship talk. No no, no, no, no.
I can't wait for him this.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I think it has been pretty mean doing with it,
me with I mean to you on the on the
trip where I was saying that you're going to bomb.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
It's on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
But anyway, if that's the deal you want to make,
if that's the deal you want to make, because look,
that's it's also something I don't want to do because
it's going to be extremely painful. And I've so I
know from waxing, like where I've done like I think
I've done leg wax no eyebrow, eyebrow. I've done my
eyebrow a fair bit when I was younger. Mum used
to watch it, and I know after the first few
(15:13):
fucking it's terrible. After a while, it doesn't hurt. I've
never waxed my chest. It's going to be fucking painful.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Chest.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, if you want to look at the chests like
you'll bore a buttoner just a little preview.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'm gonna get censored here.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
That goes all the way down to my fucking gut too, Okay,
is that including your gut? Yeah? Well, you've got to
do the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
But what I'm saying is you're going to do him. No, No,
But what i'm saying is because that's what I'm saying. Actually,
what's classified is done because you met where to check
the Yeah, okay, I'll do it. The video is on YouTube.
(16:03):
That's how bad my chest is. Okay, it's quite hairy. Okay,
because that's the clip there. Okay, that's it there, so
as you can tell from that, that's going to cause
a lot of pain, all right. But also I think
you have to finish it. You can't rip one and
go oh that was funny, because then I'll just fucking recover. Yes,
(16:26):
if I've been kicked off stage, I deserve to be
fucking completely fucking ripped apart. And then you just go, yeah,
well that's what you get for me, a racist little
fuck man. Yeah, you got kicked off stage. So that's
why you both. You're going to rip it off and
you've got to finish the job. Okay, you do left,
I'll do right.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Is that a fair deal?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Okay, that's the deal there. All right, I'm going I'm
going like this the rest of this is a bit
too hot for you. It's just people have seen it now.
It is already done it like twenty minutes ago. What
are we at may for time? But we've got time
to talk about yes, okay, all right now we don't
(17:09):
we got a little bit. No, we don't. I think anyway,
it's just football stuff. I'll make it really quick, Mitchell.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mitchell. You're wrong all the fucking
time with this. But a fresh player on the field
advantages the bad team. All this ruling is is that
(17:30):
if you're we just needed to putting technity back into
the refs is the ref can't make decisions. What's the
fucking point having a ref?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Also, the nickname things stupid, But what they should do
about because it's dumb. They shouldn't have nicknames. It's not
fucking year six, it's rugby league. But what they should do,
which would be great for people like Canberra, is instead
of not putting in the cap, but you can leverage
so say like you're trying to buy Nathan Cleary, mate,
we can offer you one million dollars plus twenty five
percent of Jersey sales. There you go, doesn't sit in
(17:59):
the cap, and it all so relies on how good
of a fucking player they are. Because if you're a
ship player and you're selling jerseys at that price, no
one's going to fucking buy them. But if you're Nathan
Cleary and they go, here's a million dollars plus, you're
going to get a second income on the jerseys, yoursel bank.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You're going to be fucking rich. Wouldn't that be classified
in the cap though.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
No, that's what I'm saying. It's not in the cap. Okay, interesting,
it's not in the cap. That's what I'm saying that
that's how you get smaller teams because obviously Pendrick makes
a lot of money. I don't, and like it might
it might be another way to keep their younger players.
Be like, look, we can't give your heats of money,
but look where pendrif we sell jerseys, true bank is
ten percent of each jersey, Cambra could throw more money
(18:37):
at him because it's no one wants to live in
that ship hole. Yeah. So, look, there's been a very
big story coming on as I'm pretty sure I've made
a where I'm not the biggest fan of media, even
though I create media.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's popular media, Murdoch Media.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's a bit hypocritical, and I like to share my
own opinions, but I don't like other people's opinions.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
They're wrong.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
But anyway, do your opinions make you cry when you color.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Blooming opinions? It's my favorite fucking dish anyway, because it
just well not led me and Ryan a raging racist.
It's time for us to talk about and actually show
where we aligned with racism. Right down the right side.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
We are very racist.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Sorry, sorry, sorry racism cough anyway, So there's been a
there's been a smear campaign coming out a big story
one of the favorite everyone's favorite used paper turning to
scription service outlet as Brunner camp Pain with a cafe
in new Town that is everyone's favorite, The men's women
(20:05):
Weekly Daily Telegraph. So Ryan just correctly we can talk
about this together. So as I'm aware, a Jewish a
man not Jewish, actually no I think he is. He
might be Jewish. Ryan hates him e the way.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, I hate him because he's bold, not because of
his race.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's it. People.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
A man in a white cap with the star of
David on the right has decided to walk into a
cafe and ordered a coffee, and he also had a
pair of spectacles with Cameron's on him and tried to
record about how he's trying to make this woman behind
the bar feel uncomfortable that he is Jewish. So he's
(20:58):
done this, walked around and then just trying to make
it feel really weird that he's there. And so he
walked out, and then half an hour later, a woman
which is known to be the rider withay it's more
just about half an hour, they said, I looked at
about so he walked into nine. They walked into about
nine point thirty, So he probably left about nine fifteen
(21:21):
something like that. Like it's it's it's rough times. It's
between nine and nine thirty. This event happened, and so
she's walked in with a with a cameraman and gone
in to borrate this woman about how her service isn't
good because she finds it uncomfortable that a Jewish man
has walked into the establishment. Little did dis write it.
(21:46):
I mean, the self awareness of this writer is fucking nuts.
She just didn't expect the coffee. The barista just fucking
follows her out with a camera and basically corn her
a piece of shit, corn out for a ship, saying
why would I fucking hate this man for a Jewish heart?
Like what is going on here? So now, Ryan, now
(22:07):
we know the gist. It's been posted a lot Channel nine,
this TikTok is covering it, lawyers covering it. Massive fucking
problems here for a smear campaign that has just been
shown out for the world to see. What are your
thoughts rying.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I think it's very dumb. I think it's fucking so
stupid for starters. It's like just someone with a star
of David hat walking in, Like I don't it. I
don't think it would defend anyone. Yeah, that's it, Like
why like he I don't even know how they claim
that it was like it was like that the that
the barista did anything wrong because she served them on
(22:44):
the thing like she served them normally.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And there's an account from a person in the fucking
door they've spoken to. It's like she just served him
like anyone else.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yeah, and it's like they came, they went, he
went out, and then like they came back and were like, oh,
you've served this person like did or whatever. It's like
it doesn't look like they did. They like it just
I don't know, I think it's very dumb. I don't
think that. I think like, I don't know, I think
I just think it's very dumb. I think the the
Daily Telegraph, pieche and people should actually like probably you
(23:16):
have a good look at it, look at themselves, because
it's like it's from the it's from like the back
of like them doing like all the any Semitic ship
in like Insydney.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
At the moment, it's like it's an agenda.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Why would they Yeah, why would they just go to
like some why would they like it's not they're also
not like the people that would probably do that ship.
You know, No, that's it's it's like they're going to
do that, go to like fucking go somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Some have thought is it something to do with the
Palestine Israel thing? Like is that what they're trying to say,
is that I think it's.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Off the back of the any Semitic ship. Well yeah,
it'll probably it all probably goes back to that.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Taking up synagogues and ship.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it all probably goes back like all
goes back to the yeah, the Stone Israel ship. But
you know, it's like, I don't know. I just think
it's dumb that they should be I think it's done
that they're trying to like even like you know, divide
people more like it's more divining people further that they're
trying to do.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It comes to the question, like we did watch that
lawyer talk about it, right, I can't remember his name,
but he's talking about like I don't know how they
haven't lost their jobs and if not, they should, Like
I think that writer and the camera men should lose
their jobs because they've just gone, that's a fucking great idea.
We've set this up, but it also should go through.
The editor should lose his job because who the fuck
(24:36):
greenlight's that?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Like, I know, it just it just proved.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I don't think they've they've I don't think they've done
a piece about it yet, have they.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, But they can't now yeah, I can't believe that.
But it's like it comes to the point of like,
like it's not that can't be a decision that he's
made because and writer gets, yeah, this is my breakthrough.
There's someone that had the green light that of course
there can't be someone there can't be like a oh, yeah,
no worries. I'll just do this in hands made it,
(25:05):
and he's going to think it's great. It's like there
has to be a chain of people that are fucking fired.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, how else?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
How else do you think? I don't think necessarily they
need to be fired.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I think it's like Ryan, you say a sexual thing
to a worker, a female worker at your job.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You get fired on the spot, but the manager doesn't
straight away.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So first of all, if we're going to call, I'm
looking at the interround the point. Whether she's a woman
or not, I don't care. She's a person. I think
she should be fired because it is extremely fucked up.
I reckon whoever came up with the idea and the
person who executed it. So she and the person who
came up with the idea, if that may also be
her or someone else, Yeah, they should be fucking fired.
(25:51):
If they should be, why and we shouldn't go oh,
should be She's a woman, she's in a woman's world
trying it is. She's in a man's well trying to
push through. Yeah, okay, that's for fucking that's that's a
saying for fucking women doing it hard, you know, like
single mums and stuff and like they're trying to push
out that's not for a woman trying to fuck over
(26:13):
a cafe. You don't get that fucking saying because you
work for the Daily Telegraph. By the way, you work
for the Daily Telegraph, not the Western Weekend. They're out
at fucking Penrith. You're credited fucking newspaper. You should know better.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Literally, like that's it's it's like it's like it's she's
the Jared Worri you Hard Greaves of fucking newspapers, Joe
Wahr Greaves.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's a professional footballer, but somehow still takes fucking people's
heads off, like he shouldn't be fucking hired again, but
he's still gonna he still will always have a job.
She's gonna keep a job. We know she's gonna keep
a job. But she's gonna fucking do it again.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Probably gonna pay rise for it because now Daily Mail's
been talked to about, Daily Telegraphs be talked about.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, but what's your opinion your opinion on this mate?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Okay, So my opinion is, first of all, why the
fuck aren't they fired yet? Or are they We don't
know why hasn't the Daily Telegraph put out a comment
or a thing that's visible on their website.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
They apologize. I thought they did apologies.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Have they apologized?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Did they say it in the thing visible within the
first It is more of it, it is, I thought
on the I thought the news article thing that I
saw that they did.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Apologize, Well, it's like a fucking exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's pretty much. No, it's not like a like a
word like come out and said it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's just a typed It's exactly the same as when
he blew up that fucking Aboriginal kide that we all
knew they were going to blow up. And they go,
we're sorry, Yeah, we're sorry we did that. We're really sorry,
Like the BP spills South Park skit, We're sorry, We're
really sorry. It doesn't fucking fix anything because you typed it.
(27:57):
Like fuck. Imagine if hit like, ah, sorry, guys, I
got it wrong. Do we just go, yeah, ship this
dude's good. No, we fucking don't action speak la, we
don't he did it like she.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Still did it.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
They're supposed to be this news article, fucking place, newspaper
place that talks about any Semitic shit, and they go
you know it. We'll make a good story if we
stoke the fucking file literally fucking the mate sign up
right here. Did they give the spray cans to the
fucking kids to tag up the synagogue?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Were they the kids that tagged up the synagogue?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't know. I don't know about that because it
would have been in Times New Roman.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Then it would have been it would have been spelled correctly.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Though, because they got editors. Yeah, but you can't edit graffiti,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
So the writers were the ones that did the tagging
because they spelled it wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Well, I don't think they're the ones that pay your tryads.
I think they're more the ones that sprayed any Semitic shits.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I don't think they're worried out. Fucking trade is getting paid.
That's a current affairs racket.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, you don't don't work into a current affair.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
You don't want to like I know, like there's stepping lines,
but you don't want to step fucking business.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Well that's stepping over two lines because they've got to
jump sixty minutes to get to a current affair.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, it's a pop skip jump and fucking going off
the way Ryan's mcl is at the moment you can't
even hop all skip, so let alone jump, yeah, barely walk.
But yeah, like you know what I mean, like, how
do we bro like this job at the moment that
you all know that I didn't didn't go smoothly and
(29:35):
I stayed back to work. I was held accountable for this.
I was berated. I don't think I should lose my
job over it because I didn't fuck over it. But
if if on the same job where I fucked up
and I just so happened to slap a woman's ass
on this site, maybe I should be fired. You know
what I mean, it's the same thing. It's like maybe
(29:56):
this maybe, like maybe being a woman doesn't fucking save
you this situation because he did something pretty fucked up.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
My thing is, if a man was standing in that position,
I don't think they would have even questioned firing him.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Oh no, he would have been fucking working for the
West weekended tomorrow. And also he's doing at the Western
Weekend is writing the horoscopes. Yeah, if you're in a SPARICU,
you're gonna lose your job because you tried to do
a smear campaign that you thought was funny. But let's
be real, you're not funny because you work in a newspaper.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, you went to UNI. That's not being funny.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
You're only funny the newspaper when you write the snoopy
comment the snoopy fucking cartoons, aren't you.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Hey, there's some cartoons that are funny with the like
the looking of the people, and they're just putting ship
on them.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, the Murdock approved talk about labor.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, he's seen how lispy Elbow is.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I can't even talk. How can you run a country?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Look at him?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He cutting and open his mouth proper.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
You've vaded for that. You get ahead.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
So I'm just going to bring it straight to political
talk right now.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Go on. I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I'm listening to the radio today and all I hear
is dangerous.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Middie's fucking the wild side.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So I was listening to the radio and one of
the political polls come up with it and it said
liberal is on top of the polls at the moment,
but Albow was still the favored prime minister in the polls.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
A media, I'm going to tell you a little fact,
what the hell is that a little fact that you're
going to there's no such a thing as an accurate
poll because you're in that poll. I didn't vote in
that poll neither.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
This is what it's only old people that votes in poles.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, this is something liberally I spoke about with my mum. Right,
there's all these preference polls, right, mum, have you ever
been asked? Because not once? Do you know anyone that's ever?
And they go, not that I've discussed. I said, you've
only lived in low economic areas, haven't you, And she
goes yes. I said, so if you want to be
(32:09):
in this poll, you just have to live in Manly.
That does make sense, Like that's that's so. It's funny
how people go Peter Dutton's they're on top. That's the
best way of them saying, going, people want labor. They
know they want labor. They just don't want elbow or whatever.
That's the that's not the news, just trying to say.
(32:30):
They're just trying to stir some ship. So it's the
exact opposite. They want elbow, but they don't want labor. Now,
but they say these things, right, they say these things.
This is what happened when Kevin Rudd got tipped over right, Yeah,
across the public. Kevin Rudd was pretty well liked. They
dumped him because of the fucking carbon tax, which also
people when Miles younger, I had no idea what the
(32:51):
carbon tax was. I thought that my parents are going
to get taxed. No, my parents aren't fucking massive coal giants.
You know what do we miss out now? Because of
that up and taxing? Go through university in taif would
have already been free. Yeah, no, fucking hecks. And also
things like physical and dental would be included in medicare.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Okay, that would have been good.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Do you reckon right?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
That's what he had fucking ready, do you reckon right?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Because I heard it. I was I heard something about
like it's it's it's a bit like a bit of
a weird shout. But so you know how like Redescape,
you got to grind for shit, right, you know how
long you got to grind that shit for. And there's
like certain sort of like like things you could do
to make the grind better, but it's still a slog, right,
sat anyway, quickly, it's like but all the people that
(33:41):
did it like like ten years ago, like twenty nearly
twenty years ago. All think that like it's it's like, oh,
it should never change because we ended up doing the
slog do you reckon? It's like the same way, like
the same thing with that where it's like we shouldn't
change our ways.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
A lot of people go, well, it should we change
our ways? It worked thirty years ago. Yeah, it's sounds
like a fucking paramotter eels to me. Damn it worked
when Sterlow was playing. Yeah, he's also thought Sterlow was
the other way around. And now where is it now?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
He's dragging Sterlo. He's dragging Sterlo's balls in his mouth, jacing.
I'm taking it. Oh yeah, I'm tar casking it. How
sick of that video?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Maybe just close the blinds?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
All right?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Can you help may quickly? Look? Have you blinds before?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
No? No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He just lives in a blindless community. Okay, he lives
with the He sees people with fucking no vision and
gainst damn gotta kill him blind?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
How good was that video of pick but fucking sliding
across the screen? I can't find it, ID I.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Didn't send it to you. I don't know if I
send it to anyone.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Because we looked at it. Anyway, Anyway, onto our next segment. Look,
we've spoken about this, but I think because Ryan wasn't here,
it's great for Ryan the leaders.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh yeah about uh so?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Uh? I mean you have no clue how to lead
this in, do you Ryan? No?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
No, no, Well it's a weird topic because it's not
really my forte. No, not like your fortee.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Well it's not my forte.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
But last time, so going going off, I'm pretty sure
it's like episode three of The Intention or something like that.
It's one of the first ones. You did buy one.
I force no, I did not buy one, because that should.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Be his punishment, he should buy a sex Doylar posted
the video of he bucking.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Let's chag on it. Let's jake on it.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Jake on that, guys, I'm not on that anyway. I
think it would make you happy, Middi, because since you're
so interested in these sex dolls we have. I think
it's I believe it's the biggest Chinese company. Let me
bring up my little Reddit post.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Let's see if you can pronounce it. What if it's
called City sex Dolls.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, the company, the company is called w A doll buddy,
So I can pronounce that, I can't pronounce the founder.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Okay, let's see the founder's name, Louis jing Jah racist racist.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, well we already knew that. Where he knew that,
So it's all right, say the founder's name Chinese people,
all right, quiet please. So he's coming out and said,
so this guy that is the founder of this sex
doll shop in China has come out, come out and
said that they've started to integrate AI into their dolls.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
And it's uh so, I'm just going to stop you there.
It's not the sex doll shop. It's the sex doll manufacturer.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Manufacturer has now included nice Okay, Jason, let it out.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Hey Alexa, jerk it a little.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Jis name that the podcast, Hey Alexa, jerk it a little.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Jis clean my pants? Anyway, he said that.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Ship, I'm just ruined my whole stand up, said, I'm
gonna I can't use it now.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Why why no one's gonna watch his ship?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Hey, jerk it a little dude.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
That's not gonna be funny when you say it on
the stage anyhow. Actually, you're not going to go up
there to a fight, Alexa, don't get a little.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
That's actually funny, dude, are we going to come up
with your whole five minutes set on the pond?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Hold on, we might be able to talking about sex dolls.
But let's see his hits a right, See how.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
This hits Alexa a little?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Fuck? It's too hard because we already laughed so hard.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, I think you need to bust that out when
we don't expect it. I think Discord did not. Everyone's
your butt fucked up.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
He's recorded his farts.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Okay, it's you don't get it because you can't comedian. No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
So for everyone who doesn't know, we're in a Discord chat,
of course, and this dude here has his own Discord
page for his farts, and it is fucking hilarious because
every so often you get a notification on Discord and
it's like Jesus fart space, and it's just all of
(39:24):
a sudden you go into it and it's just a
recording of.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Him fucking shit in himself. I swear you shut yourself
on some of those.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I haven't sht myself on one of them. There's one
that I've gone to record and I've gone really close
to shit myself. So you didn't get that one. Ah,
but this one is called Woodstock Chocolate. I think I
record this in Miller Milks.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
So now I'm just kidding and the laugh after the
same one.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Who Jacob, that's in the main Street. That's Jacob Vibes.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
At this point, it would be better off sending them
to m sixteen. You'll get a work of art out
of two.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
We could. We could Jesus song all instrumentals done by
Jezzu just an a cappella Jesus Jesus.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yet, oh we're gonna have to have sixteen. You can.
You can ask him to make a fart song.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
This is not gonna end well six.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Three one two, motherfucker up. Oh Jesus Christ. Anyway, we're
joking in a little continue. We've used a lot of
time changing.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I fucking forgot what we're doing. We're
talking about something about sex spots, so wet some AI.
So it's they're using generative AI models that make to
make the dollars more responsive and interactive. It's just giving
them more I guess emotion. I guess so I feel
like they basically I don't know what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
So I feel like like I feel like we can
make an opinion here Ryan, and it's just not right.
Like if I'm going to ask you about plumbing, You're
probably not gonna get correct. Yes, yea, so maybe we
should ask the expert. Only please talk to us about
how this is staying in from now on? Can you
talk why I don't hate you. It's like it's like,
(41:20):
are we talking about the podcast. I'm just talking about
a hobby of yours. We just want you to feel
comfortable around the boys.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Are you excited?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Excited?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Generated?
Speaker 4 (41:28):
To be honest, I know that it's about the generated
a but not the sex that's you.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Is this like going from PS two to p S three?
Speaker 4 (41:35):
So it's more like going from PS two to p
S five? Right, okay, in the sense that what.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
If you really like PS two and you want to
be you just use your can.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Turn off the AI?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Does it wash up?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I do not know that, Nick Fire.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I've killed the AI to fuck it dead, So I
like my silicon cold go to hell, robot fucking clankers.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I have a question, how do they have sex robots
that aren't in the shape of humans?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Like, yeah, I've seen it. I've seen a flash light
on a dog? What a flush dog?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
And it's a Facebook thing where they're like it must
be an Amazon product in America. Great taste, guys. Yeah,
so there's a sex, there's a flesh light the bar
of a dog. And then someone right a review and
goes one out of five stars. Feels nothing like my
real dog.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Needs to get locked up. It needs to be locked up, dude,
What the fuck? Where did you find this review?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
The Lovely Dangerously in a Facebook? Okay, oh my god,
you think I'm searching up dogs with a fleshlight.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
I mean if I found something look like ryan'smum, and
then I'll probably find it because that's what I'm searching.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh that's that's a low blow.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Seventy seven Paul Street. Fuck you can't fuck you fuck yourself.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Jeremy Mini you ow Mini now?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Money yeah, jelly beans. So it's two dollars for every
second I have to edit out.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Right, Alright, I'll suck your dick for ten seconds. I'll
get your a sex dole. There there's ai expressions on it.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
You'll just come around and use it anyway.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I don't want to use it. Is it going to
wash up?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I might bring it over to fucking do some washing up.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Fair, it is a washing back.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I'll send it back.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
You may do your laundry also, I can.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Do the laundry.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's fine.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
So it's sure. How are you start?
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Stop dogs? And by the way, how's his No? But
that's he's been he told joke this week.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
And the problem is as a comedian, I'm gonna tell
you where you've gone wrong here.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Okay to me?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, So look, it's not so much the joke's funny,
it's the delivery. Okay, if you delivered it better, it'd
be a better job.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
How do I deliver that better?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
I don't think you delivered that better, because you're going
to I looked straight into his eyes. I was furious.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
You you start with Avenue, you too.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
You're gonna be rich by the end of this podcast.
What from that out?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Though?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
You're not going to blow that one out?
Speaker 2 (44:35):
You bleep out the fucking is one.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
No, I'll bleep out both. It's all right because it
wasn't Ryan's mum's house, it was his. No, I know,
I don't know Ryan's mum's house.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
You can't see yeah, winter soldier right now? Do I
look like Winter Soldiers?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Don't say that because you'll get a Zoe's house because
he loves it.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh no, I'll got hen come to my near the
washing up.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
If Brave you've seen a room, you'd be like, yeah,
maybe don't wash.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
It after after that, after the last weekend, what.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
You see a room, it's messy MESSI not Ronaldo at all.
So Mitchell talking about let's go back to your hobby here,
how are you excited? What is his AI integrate? Does
it like items like it gives it a personality or
it really realized It's like, damn, hurry up, bra, you're
taking your time. I'm going to start vibrating. What's the
(45:31):
game or does it start playing what does it start
playing the Lion King for you?
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Or like, what's the game?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
So generative AI would be say it would come in
and the voice tracks will have Actually so most things
previously were scripted, so no matter what happened, it had
certain things that it could say. Yes, it could have
a broad range, but it wouldn't have It would always
have a certain way of saying stuff. Now with generative AI,
(45:57):
it will have different words and stuff that will say mimics.
Do you think emotions and stuff? I think with your
new one.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
If it gets ai right, do you reckon it's gonna
stop saying Mississippi all the time, or do you reckon
it'll still say Mississippi just with it with just now
it's conscious Mississippi, Mississippi, missus Like that's another thing that
general idiot said Mississippi with too many eyes.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
I'm very confused.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Joke saying that you don't reckon it's a safe word
because there's too many eyes where in the word Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
No, you said Alba.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Quickie, not Albuquerque, idiot, so I ain't starting.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
It will also give like tonal generation of the voices,
so it will be able to adjust from like instead
of having that monotone like voice, like a monotone voice generated,
it would just be like it will be able to
adjust it.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Can you can you?
Speaker 2 (46:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (47:00):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
It's it's a normal question, so you know how you
can ask a question going hard. You're just fucking pron
burning the fuck out of its asshole. You're touching its
cpu with a nobia cock and you go, hey, Alexa,
where Can I get Mexican tonight?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
What's the recommended retail price of an IK shelf?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Like?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
What the what is this song? Closing time? What's the
song called?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Like?
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Can you ask the internet questions while you're pumping?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Probably? Do you know what the worst part is?
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Someone will probably figure out how to use this to
like teach themselves something that they wanted to know for
a while but never had the motivation to.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
What was the date? Then we won the battle of
a brook exactly, Like it's like, why does my mom
not love me? Here are results for why your mom
doesn't love you?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
He's a Facebook post for five years ago.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Can I get chlamydia from a sex doll? Results from
Clyma from the sextyle?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Oh no?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
What if it has AI that has a peak? You
know he can get the sex the fucking dummies that
tell you if you have sex diseases. What if the
AI reads your dick and goes, hey, you gotta the clemits,
You gotta clap, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Oh you reckon?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
It's like just a tester.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
What if it has a tester in it?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Do you reckon? You get catch COVID from him?
Speaker 3 (48:34):
It's the wuhann silicon wheezer. Oh no, I had a
toy bat.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Anyway, guys, on that note, thanks for watching the Afternoon Detention.
I'm Midy here. This is Jesu and Ryan here. Check
us out on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube or wherever you're watching
us on. There is multiple other episodes. We're coming up
to one hundred. We got to check that out.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Actually it's like ninety three, ninety four something.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah, so you got ninety four or say ninety episodes
to go watch. If you have any questions for us,
leave it on our speak pipe or go to safeboys
dot com and you'll find everything there. Hit the like
subscribing for a new camera, to finish, wait us and
do random things.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Hit the camero. I want to finish the camera. I
want to finish it. Try sounding.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Babe, I mean prison, I go away for a wrong time.
Reb you boob
He is not here, but he has risen. As he said,
come see the place where the Lord lay. This is
a This is the gospel of the Lord Matthew twenty
eight to six. And that is in reference of motherfuckers.
I'm back from the dead. I'm back, I've risen. I'm
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a carpenter. I'm also Jesus. Cheers to that. Ryan's forgotten
already how his microphone works.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Cheers to that.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Cheers to that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We're drinking my blood, a good, good little red from Cupids. Yeah,
it's a nice little red, got a little plumb tones
to it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I am definitely not a wine drinker. Yeah, but the
difference is Middy, you haven't grown up yet. I have
not your You still don't have your frontal lobe. Okay,
it's a real problem.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, that one tastes like ship. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We're also wearing it. You're not wearing a button up shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You're also pretty game wearing an Everton back on top.
Baby Everton are on top of Manchester United by.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Just take all our stuff. They took our best player
ever after we took him. What, Anthony, Yeah, did you
mean Phil Neville? Yeah, your best player, then you take
our fucking manager Allegedly he was going to work for
(01:42):
six years with us and then who sacked him?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So you're just saving people that were really good at
Everton United and we took him back. Yeah, because Rooney
started at Everton when United come back.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
United made him though, it made him the man he
is today without.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hair Well, you know what you aren't you without your
failures And his biggest failure was signing for that fucking
shitty club.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No it wasn't, I reckon, it was his. You were
in a Champions League anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
More important ship, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Afternoon Detention.
We are back to normal ship. Yes, as the boys
have said, I can't finish it, Yob, we got Midi. Also,
Midi's back in his chair with his roadcaster in front
of him. Feel but it's back in front of us.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It's actually a lot better. It makes it a lot
easier than trying to edit it afterwards.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, and you actually sound normal this time.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I do don't.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's like when you it's like when you don't hear
your voice, you forget how to talk into a mic.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I do, I definitely do. Yeah, the revert definitely helps.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh but yeah, Look, it's it's just another Thursday for
you guys, another Monday for us, nothing special. We're only
just this close to one hundred. But we thought, you know,
we haven't done it in a while, and me and
Ryan have had a pretty pretty fucking beautiful week. So
we're going to start this first segment off with a
(03:11):
bit of a catch up. Now, let's talk about the
last pod, which just let's just get it get out
of the way, you know, let's just talk about how
things fall apart when I'm not here. Okay, many, let's
get your words on the last pod. What do you
think happened? How did you think it went? Where'd you
go wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
How did I think it went?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Honest opinions here, brother, honest opinion. I don't think the
pod was too bad of a pod. It's just we
didn't have time to prepare a location to get together.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You did you could have come here? Could have we?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, of course you can. I told you I come here.
I didn't realize that was if Nathan Tomy can come
here and just record, we.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Might have to take that up next time.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I heard there was a hiccup.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
There was a hiccup. I've technical difficulties. The first half
of the pod was it was about twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, a good It was a good twenty minutes. Yeah,
it would have been great Killer one. I've got all
the recording of Ryan, just not myself.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Eh.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
That's why it sounds like we're overlapping a lot. Also
because we were repeating the same thing.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Trying to repeating it did not because I thought we
were really funny that first.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Unfortunately. Yeah, yeah, I mean, look, do you know how
technical difficulties are jazz? Yeah, yeah, you didn't finish the
job on a technical.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You've just ruined. You just actually capped my next thing.
I was going to say, you know three is but
you know what, I'm ten years in the business, still
fucked up at job.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
So you can have your leeways.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
As long as you can have your little points, as
long as you can agree you macfucked up.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh no, why I fucked up? Okay, I take in
definitely fuck up on that one.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm not taking any prejudice across this or any hatred
as long as you're happiness are you down the camera
that it was yours.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
No, it was my fuck up. I'll take it. But
a pod didn't come out. It may have not been
the best one in the world.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Our whole year this year is around accountability. Okay, so
as long as mid he is accountable. But the first
fuck up this year, yeah, I'll take it. That's fair.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's fair, it's fair.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I mean Ryan should always be accountable for the times
that he doxes me. Oh yeah, to be fair, you
you warned me about it. I don't think he was
going to dox me that time. He was.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
No, no, no, you didn't hear the start of that first pod.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Did you dox me? He's lucky that it didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
In the start of the first pod, I literally went,
you Ryan, shut the fuck up. And then I'm like
recording as we were recording, yeah okay, and then I
turned around and went, oh, fuck, the recording is not
actually working.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Stop the recording, restart with it's working.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You know, you know, I kind of get it. I
was really tempted to docks myself then and make me edit.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It every time I edit it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
For there's going to be a fine. I think that's fair.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I think I think if it's do some more work, yeah,
we should have to pay you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, I think that's fair. If we want to do you.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Want to get paid in like jelly beans or something.
I think I think an extra challenge every time you
I have to edit out. I've got like four tim
tams left in the fridge. You want going to put
them in a moutain?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Is that a tim tam slam pp anyway?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But yeah, look the first part, Look, I just want
to address I'm unaware that this happened, and I was
excited to hear it. You did start a segment where
you was gonna put it on me. The only thing
that happened that I realized though, is that just didn't
There was no slander of me whatsoever. And I was like,
(07:06):
I am so excited to hear you think about me.
Is didn't do it?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Maybe there was a reason for that.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Why Why?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Because we know you're going to have another day off
and we want you to think of everything that you
could possibly think of, and we're gonna come down harder.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, you've got the slander.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
We we did talk and then to be honest, it's
more funny when we actually say it. To your face.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I think I think it is more funny. I think
it's better.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, I think we could have We should have done more,
and then the repercussions of what we said could have
been aired out today.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well, definitely could.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I think it would have been very funny if I
had to wait till Thursday to see what the fucking
said about me? True, that's that's actually some good comedy there.
If I had to wait till Thursday here talks about it,
you know, and if I come back with retaliation, I'm
the fucking idiot for waiting to wait to say it true.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Do you know what the worst part is?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
We had a lot more in that first twenty minutes
that's killed us.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Do you got to release just Ryan's audio that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Can be released on like if we eventually do a
Patreon that can be a possibly. If anyone wants to
hear it, let me know, I'll send it to them.
But there was one bit where Middy did his signature
cut off Ryan. Ryan wanted to first of all, I
just want to point out you've talked about a photo,
but you just didn't release any visual podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
You're going to put it in the thumbnail like.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That makes sense. That makes sense, But it's also like
he's also if you know, you know, he's also put
it in video, like the whole thing. If that was
in video, it makes it, but like there wasn't. And
then you've talked about a photo that no one could
see and the photo now only exists on your phone
because you fucking uploaded on on the.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Story No actually to me, but I uploaded on my
own Instagram by accident.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
And this is actually where you cut him off, all right,
because Ryan brought up an interesting thing, and I think
it is very fair for Ryan to strike a deal here.
So Ran, if we can go back, and we'll talk
about this in a second, how this gets really hard
and we have to adjust some targets for Ryan. But
Ryan said that he's going to make four and a
(09:24):
half hours in these marathon and if he doesn't every half,
now he has to keep three weeks of a Chad
Kroger bit. And I think that's a fair thing, right,
And now Ryan come up with the idea of if
I get kicked off the stage, I get a punishment.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, that's a fair thing.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So I am obviously you can't put it forward to
I just want to say, right, I think I think
along the same sort of lines where.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It should be fucked up here he should have like I.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Can fuck my like, not to the point of where
like I can't shave. I'm not shaving.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I've got a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'm not shaving.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
No, no, no, no, I've got a really good Okay, let's
see you're one right shape his eyebrows?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
No no, no, that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Come on, you know you won't look that bad as
Chad Krogo. What you're just saying, look like a fucking
look like market.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I have eyebrows anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Shave everything from neck down, pubic carriage you can get
away with. But wax everything from wa down.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
We wax his chest.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You want to wax the entire body?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Wax an entire body on a shave, I'll give it
to a shave. If you wax or shave however you
want to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Man, I think be able to wa I think we
should be able to wax.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I think I think it waxed my chest fully.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, if I get kicked off stage, waxed my chest.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, I think it's a good one. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I am shaking right, now on that if I get
kicked off stage.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Or are we committing are we committing to that? Are
you committing to that as we get to wax his chest?
You can take that on it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I actually who film actually hold up? Or do we
get waxed my chest under the supervision of someone that
knows how to wax? Okay, that is understandable, which I
know people that do. Okay, so I can get it
like sort of looked after. But you are not just
fucking We're not just laying here on this corean table
where you just rip my chest off and fucking burn
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me and hurt me.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That's it. Still fucking hurts. I don't know what you're
worried about.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, So what.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Your your whole idea is fucked up haircut that you
want him to get, because that's the other thing I
was thinking.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So what you your whole idea is, Hey, if Jeremy
fucks up, I just want to start performing BDS ammonium
and start pouring hot wax and getting to say fucking
Mississippi when he's in pain.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
While you're jaking it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Okay, Okay, I actually don't think I.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Don't think that punishment is actually fit for crime.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Okay, okay, I think that I do think I am fair.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
No, hear me out. You've already got the embarrassment of
being kicked off stage. Your your one could be self
inflicted because you did not make the time. The way
that I look at him is if no one.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Laughs, no, I think it should be kicked off.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I think kicked off.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I think kicked off. But if no one lasts in
he's ever for five minutes, that's fair. Okay, that's fair
because if he gets kicked off, that's because he said
something fucked up. But also he shouldn't like, yeah, he
deserves the kickah.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, but here's my thing, So I'm also I'm happy
with the chest waxing. That's fucking funny. Yeah, with the supervision.
I'm saying that you still do the waxing. It's just
it just needs to be done right, because you can't.
You can't rip my fucking nipples off. Okay, that's not
on board. We have to have someone that professional, I think,
as well as well as weird and gaze. It will
(12:41):
turn out to me you still have to finish it
because I'm telling you, once you rip the first wax
strip off, you're going to be like, Oh, that's funny.
The second one you're gonna be like, oh, it's not
as funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I just want to hear one.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Here's the thing. No, no, no, no, no, you have
to wax my whole chest.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I don't want to do that. That's ahake on that.
We didn't check on that.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I think that's fair. I'm happy to sit here and
just cry on camera because you're waxing. Pulling hair out
of my chest happen anything. You have to finish the
fucking waxing. And if you pull it slow, it doesn't
wax rip the you gotta rip it otherwise it pulls
out the wax fair enough. But I think as well,
you've got to finish the job.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I don't care if he has to do a wax
shave or anything like that there, but he has to
be from shoulders down fully, no no hair.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I think I think the shave, like the shave or whatever,
it's not really that big of a punishment.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It's more the Yeah, it's more the.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Pain of a wax is a good punishment for being
kicked off, because I think if I get it's harder
for me to get kicked off than it is for
Ryan to not make the time. That's fair, right, because
it's up to Ryan to be fit enough. I can
just if I get knock kicked off. If I get
kicked off, that means I'm terrible.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm racist. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, So if I'm terrible and racist and I get.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You, Yeah, you can be terrible and not get kicked off.
It's more like a fucked up ship.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If I if I've got to be in pain, I
think that's fatter be in pain. I also think it's
got to be a complete job if you're going to
wax my chest, and also you're going to realize that
after about the third wack strip, it's actually kind of
gay that you're doing it.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I only want to do one.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
But no, no, you're got to do it all.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
You've got it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You've both got to do it all. But you're also
got to remember I'm in pain this whole time.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
You're doing it right. No, you've got to both do it.
You have to both do it. You're doing the most
of it. You agreed to this part.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I haven't agreed to it yet.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Because I think that's Jesus just trying to get out
of it by ship talk. No no, no, no, no.
I can't wait for him this.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I think it has been pretty mean doing with it,
me with I mean to you on the on the
trip where I was saying that you're going to bomb.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
It's on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
But anyway, if that's the deal you want to make,
if that's the deal you want to make, because look,
that's it's also something I don't want to do because
it's going to be extremely painful. And I've so I
know from waxing, like where I've done like I think
I've done leg wax no eyebrow, eyebrow. I've done my
eyebrow a fair bit when I was younger. Mum used
to watch it, and I know after the first few
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fucking it's terrible. After a while, it doesn't hurt. I've
never waxed my chest. It's going to be fucking painful.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Chest.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, if you want to look at the chests like
you'll bore a buttoner just a little preview.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'm gonna get censored here.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
That goes all the way down to my fucking gut too, Okay,
is that including your gut? Yeah? Well, you've got to
do the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
But what I'm saying is you're going to do him. No, No,
But what i'm saying is because that's what I'm saying. Actually,
what's classified is done because you met where to check
the Yeah, okay, I'll do it. The video is on YouTube.
(16:03):
That's how bad my chest is. Okay, it's quite hairy. Okay,
because that's the clip there. Okay, that's it there, so
as you can tell from that, that's going to cause
a lot of pain, all right. But also I think
you have to finish it. You can't rip one and
go oh that was funny, because then I'll just fucking recover. Yes,
(16:26):
if I've been kicked off stage, I deserve to be
fucking completely fucking ripped apart. And then you just go, yeah,
well that's what you get for me, a racist little
fuck man. Yeah, you got kicked off stage. So that's
why you both. You're going to rip it off and
you've got to finish the job. Okay, you do left,
I'll do right.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Is that a fair deal?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Okay, that's the deal there. All right, I'm going I'm
going like this the rest of this is a bit
too hot for you. It's just people have seen it now.
It is already done it like twenty minutes ago. What
are we at may for time? But we've got time
to talk about yes, okay, all right now we don't
(17:09):
we got a little bit. No, we don't. I think anyway,
it's just football stuff. I'll make it really quick, Mitchell.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mitchell. You're wrong all the fucking
time with this. But a fresh player on the field
advantages the bad team. All this ruling is is that
(17:30):
if you're we just needed to putting technity back into
the refs is the ref can't make decisions. What's the
fucking point having a ref?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Also, the nickname things stupid, But what they should do
about because it's dumb. They shouldn't have nicknames. It's not
fucking year six, it's rugby league. But what they should do,
which would be great for people like Canberra, is instead
of not putting in the cap, but you can leverage
so say like you're trying to buy Nathan Cleary, mate,
we can offer you one million dollars plus twenty five
percent of Jersey sales. There you go, doesn't sit in
(17:59):
the cap, and it all so relies on how good
of a fucking player they are. Because if you're a
ship player and you're selling jerseys at that price, no
one's going to fucking buy them. But if you're Nathan
Cleary and they go, here's a million dollars plus, you're
going to get a second income on the jerseys, yoursel bank.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You're going to be fucking rich. Wouldn't that be classified
in the cap though.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
No, that's what I'm saying. It's not in the cap. Okay, interesting,
it's not in the cap. That's what I'm saying that
that's how you get smaller teams because obviously Pendrick makes
a lot of money. I don't, and like it might
it might be another way to keep their younger players.
Be like, look, we can't give your heats of money,
but look where pendrif we sell jerseys, true bank is
ten percent of each jersey, Cambra could throw more money
(18:37):
at him because it's no one wants to live in
that ship hole. Yeah. So, look, there's been a very
big story coming on as I'm pretty sure I've made
a where I'm not the biggest fan of media, even
though I create media.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's popular media, Murdoch Media.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's a bit hypocritical, and I like to share my
own opinions, but I don't like other people's opinions.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
They're wrong.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
But anyway, do your opinions make you cry when you color.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Blooming opinions? It's my favorite fucking dish anyway, because it
just well not led me and Ryan a raging racist.
It's time for us to talk about and actually show
where we aligned with racism. Right down the right side.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
We are very racist.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Sorry, sorry, sorry racism cough anyway, So there's been a
there's been a smear campaign coming out a big story
one of the favorite everyone's favorite used paper turning to
scription service outlet as Brunner camp Pain with a cafe
in new Town that is everyone's favorite, The men's women
(20:05):
Weekly Daily Telegraph. So Ryan just correctly we can talk
about this together. So as I'm aware, a Jewish a
man not Jewish, actually no I think he is. He
might be Jewish. Ryan hates him e the way.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, I hate him because he's bold, not because of
his race.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's it. People.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
A man in a white cap with the star of
David on the right has decided to walk into a
cafe and ordered a coffee, and he also had a
pair of spectacles with Cameron's on him and tried to
record about how he's trying to make this woman behind
the bar feel uncomfortable that he is Jewish. So he's
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done this, walked around and then just trying to make
it feel really weird that he's there. And so he
walked out, and then half an hour later, a woman
which is known to be the rider withay it's more
just about half an hour, they said, I looked at
about so he walked into nine. They walked into about
nine point thirty, So he probably left about nine fifteen
(21:21):
something like that. Like it's it's it's rough times. It's
between nine and nine thirty. This event happened, and so
she's walked in with a with a cameraman and gone
in to borrate this woman about how her service isn't
good because she finds it uncomfortable that a Jewish man
has walked into the establishment. Little did dis write it.
(21:46):
I mean, the self awareness of this writer is fucking nuts.
She just didn't expect the coffee. The barista just fucking
follows her out with a camera and basically corn her
a piece of shit, corn out for a ship, saying
why would I fucking hate this man for a Jewish heart?
Like what is going on here? So now, Ryan, now
(22:07):
we know the gist. It's been posted a lot Channel nine,
this TikTok is covering it, lawyers covering it. Massive fucking
problems here for a smear campaign that has just been
shown out for the world to see. What are your
thoughts rying.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I think it's very dumb. I think it's fucking so
stupid for starters. It's like just someone with a star
of David hat walking in, Like I don't it. I
don't think it would defend anyone. Yeah, that's it, Like
why like he I don't even know how they claim
that it was like it was like that the that
the barista did anything wrong because she served them on
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the thing like she served them normally.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And there's an account from a person in the fucking
door they've spoken to. It's like she just served him
like anyone else.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yeah, and it's like they came, they went, he
went out, and then like they came back and were like, oh,
you've served this person like did or whatever. It's like
it doesn't look like they did. They like it just
I don't know, I think it's very dumb. I don't
think that. I think like, I don't know, I think
I just think it's very dumb. I think the the
Daily Telegraph, pieche and people should actually like probably you
(23:16):
have a good look at it, look at themselves, because
it's like it's from the it's from like the back
of like them doing like all the any Semitic ship
in like Insydney.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
At the moment, it's like it's an agenda.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Why would they Yeah, why would they just go to
like some why would they like it's not they're also
not like the people that would probably do that ship.
You know, No, that's it's it's like they're going to
do that, go to like fucking go somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Some have thought is it something to do with the
Palestine Israel thing? Like is that what they're trying to say,
is that I think it's.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Off the back of the any Semitic ship. Well yeah,
it'll probably it all probably goes back to that.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Taking up synagogues and ship.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it all probably goes back like all
goes back to the yeah, the Stone Israel ship. But
you know, it's like, I don't know. I just think
it's dumb that they should be I think it's done
that they're trying to like even like you know, divide
people more like it's more divining people further that they're
trying to do.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It comes to the question, like we did watch that
lawyer talk about it, right, I can't remember his name,
but he's talking about like I don't know how they
haven't lost their jobs and if not, they should, Like
I think that writer and the camera men should lose
their jobs because they've just gone, that's a fucking great idea.
We've set this up, but it also should go through.
The editor should lose his job because who the fuck
(24:36):
greenlight's that?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Like, I know, it just it just proved.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I don't think they've they've I don't think they've done
a piece about it yet, have they.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, But they can't now yeah, I can't believe that.
But it's like it comes to the point of like,
like it's not that can't be a decision that he's
made because and writer gets, yeah, this is my breakthrough.
There's someone that had the green light that of course
there can't be someone there can't be like a oh, yeah,
no worries. I'll just do this in hands made it,
(25:05):
and he's going to think it's great. It's like there
has to be a chain of people that are fucking fired.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, how else?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
How else do you think? I don't think necessarily they
need to be fired.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I think it's like Ryan, you say a sexual thing
to a worker, a female worker at your job.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You get fired on the spot, but the manager doesn't
straight away.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So first of all, if we're going to call, I'm
looking at the interround the point. Whether she's a woman
or not, I don't care. She's a person. I think
she should be fired because it is extremely fucked up.
I reckon whoever came up with the idea and the
person who executed it. So she and the person who
came up with the idea, if that may also be
her or someone else, Yeah, they should be fucking fired.
(25:51):
If they should be, why and we shouldn't go oh,
should be She's a woman, she's in a woman's world
trying it is. She's in a man's well trying to
push through. Yeah, okay, that's for fucking that's that's a
saying for fucking women doing it hard, you know, like
single mums and stuff and like they're trying to push
out that's not for a woman trying to fuck over
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a cafe. You don't get that fucking saying because you
work for the Daily Telegraph. By the way, you work
for the Daily Telegraph, not the Western Weekend. They're out
at fucking Penrith. You're credited fucking newspaper. You should know better.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Literally, like that's it's it's like it's like it's she's
the Jared Worri you Hard Greaves of fucking newspapers, Joe
Wahr Greaves.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's a professional footballer, but somehow still takes fucking people's
heads off, like he shouldn't be fucking hired again, but
he's still gonna he still will always have a job.
She's gonna keep a job. We know she's gonna keep
a job. But she's gonna fucking do it again.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Probably gonna pay rise for it because now Daily Mail's
been talked to about, Daily Telegraphs be talked about.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, but what's your opinion your opinion on this mate?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Okay, So my opinion is, first of all, why the
fuck aren't they fired yet? Or are they We don't
know why hasn't the Daily Telegraph put out a comment
or a thing that's visible on their website.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
They apologize. I thought they did apologies.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Have they apologized?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Did they say it in the thing visible within the
first It is more of it, it is, I thought
on the I thought the news article thing that I
saw that they did.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Apologize, Well, it's like a fucking exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's pretty much. No, it's not like a like a
word like come out and said it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's just a typed It's exactly the same as when
he blew up that fucking Aboriginal kide that we all
knew they were going to blow up. And they go,
we're sorry, Yeah, we're sorry we did that. We're really sorry,
Like the BP spills South Park skit, We're sorry, We're
really sorry. It doesn't fucking fix anything because you typed it.
(27:57):
Like fuck. Imagine if hit like, ah, sorry, guys, I
got it wrong. Do we just go, yeah, ship this
dude's good. No, we fucking don't action speak la, we
don't he did it like she.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Still did it.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
They're supposed to be this news article, fucking place, newspaper
place that talks about any Semitic shit, and they go
you know it. We'll make a good story if we
stoke the fucking file literally fucking the mate sign up
right here. Did they give the spray cans to the
fucking kids to tag up the synagogue?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Were they the kids that tagged up the synagogue?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't know. I don't know about that because it
would have been in Times New Roman.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Then it would have been it would have been spelled correctly.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Though, because they got editors. Yeah, but you can't edit graffiti,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
So the writers were the ones that did the tagging
because they spelled it wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Well, I don't think they're the ones that pay your tryads.
I think they're more the ones that sprayed any Semitic shits.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I don't think they're worried out. Fucking trade is getting paid.
That's a current affairs racket.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, you don't don't work into a current affair.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
You don't want to like I know, like there's stepping lines,
but you don't want to step fucking business.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Well that's stepping over two lines because they've got to
jump sixty minutes to get to a current affair.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, it's a pop skip jump and fucking going off
the way Ryan's mcl is at the moment you can't
even hop all skip, so let alone jump, yeah, barely walk.
But yeah, like you know what I mean, like, how
do we bro like this job at the moment that
you all know that I didn't didn't go smoothly and
(29:35):
I stayed back to work. I was held accountable for this.
I was berated. I don't think I should lose my
job over it because I didn't fuck over it. But
if if on the same job where I fucked up
and I just so happened to slap a woman's ass
on this site, maybe I should be fired. You know
what I mean, it's the same thing. It's like maybe
(29:56):
this maybe, like maybe being a woman doesn't fucking save
you this situation because he did something pretty fucked up.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
My thing is, if a man was standing in that position,
I don't think they would have even questioned firing him.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Oh no, he would have been fucking working for the
West weekended tomorrow. And also he's doing at the Western
Weekend is writing the horoscopes. Yeah, if you're in a SPARICU,
you're gonna lose your job because you tried to do
a smear campaign that you thought was funny. But let's
be real, you're not funny because you work in a newspaper.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, you went to UNI. That's not being funny.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
You're only funny the newspaper when you write the snoopy
comment the snoopy fucking cartoons, aren't you.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Hey, there's some cartoons that are funny with the like
the looking of the people, and they're just putting ship
on them.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, the Murdock approved talk about labor.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, he's seen how lispy Elbow is.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I can't even talk. How can you run a country?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Look at him?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He cutting and open his mouth proper.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
You've vaded for that. You get ahead.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
So I'm just going to bring it straight to political
talk right now.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Go on. I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I'm listening to the radio today and all I hear
is dangerous.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Middie's fucking the wild side.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So I was listening to the radio and one of
the political polls come up with it and it said
liberal is on top of the polls at the moment,
but Albow was still the favored prime minister in the polls.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
A media, I'm going to tell you a little fact,
what the hell is that a little fact that you're
going to there's no such a thing as an accurate
poll because you're in that poll. I didn't vote in
that poll neither.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
This is what it's only old people that votes in poles.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, this is something liberally I spoke about with my mum. Right,
there's all these preference polls, right, mum, have you ever
been asked? Because not once? Do you know anyone that's ever?
And they go, not that I've discussed. I said, you've
only lived in low economic areas, haven't you, And she
goes yes. I said, so if you want to be
(32:09):
in this poll, you just have to live in Manly.
That does make sense, Like that's that's so. It's funny
how people go Peter Dutton's they're on top. That's the
best way of them saying, going, people want labor. They
know they want labor. They just don't want elbow or whatever.
That's the that's not the news, just trying to say.
(32:30):
They're just trying to stir some ship. So it's the
exact opposite. They want elbow, but they don't want labor. Now,
but they say these things, right, they say these things.
This is what happened when Kevin Rudd got tipped over right, Yeah,
across the public. Kevin Rudd was pretty well liked. They
dumped him because of the fucking carbon tax, which also
people when Miles younger, I had no idea what the
(32:51):
carbon tax was. I thought that my parents are going
to get taxed. No, my parents aren't fucking massive coal giants.
You know what do we miss out now? Because of
that up and taxing? Go through university in taif would
have already been free. Yeah, no, fucking hecks. And also
things like physical and dental would be included in medicare.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Okay, that would have been good.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Do you reckon right?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
That's what he had fucking ready, do you reckon right?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Because I heard it. I was I heard something about
like it's it's it's a bit like a bit of
a weird shout. But so you know how like Redescape,
you got to grind for shit, right, you know how
long you got to grind that shit for. And there's
like certain sort of like like things you could do
to make the grind better, but it's still a slog, right,
sat anyway, quickly, it's like but all the people that
(33:41):
did it like like ten years ago, like twenty nearly
twenty years ago. All think that like it's it's like, oh,
it should never change because we ended up doing the
slog do you reckon? It's like the same way, like
the same thing with that where it's like we shouldn't
change our ways.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
A lot of people go, well, it should we change
our ways? It worked thirty years ago. Yeah, it's sounds
like a fucking paramotter eels to me. Damn it worked
when Sterlow was playing. Yeah, he's also thought Sterlow was
the other way around. And now where is it now?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
He's dragging Sterlo. He's dragging Sterlo's balls in his mouth, jacing.
I'm taking it. Oh yeah, I'm tar casking it. How
sick of that video?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Maybe just close the blinds?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
All right?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Can you help may quickly? Look? Have you blinds before?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
No? No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He just lives in a blindless community. Okay, he lives
with the He sees people with fucking no vision and
gainst damn gotta kill him blind?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
How good was that video of pick but fucking sliding
across the screen? I can't find it, ID I.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Didn't send it to you. I don't know if I
send it to anyone.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Because we looked at it. Anyway, Anyway, onto our next segment. Look,
we've spoken about this, but I think because Ryan wasn't here,
it's great for Ryan the leaders.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh yeah about uh so?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Uh? I mean you have no clue how to lead
this in, do you Ryan? No?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
No, no, Well it's a weird topic because it's not
really my forte. No, not like your fortee.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Well it's not my forte.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
But last time, so going going off, I'm pretty sure
it's like episode three of The Intention or something like that.
It's one of the first ones. You did buy one.
I force no, I did not buy one, because that should.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Be his punishment, he should buy a sex Doylar posted
the video of he bucking.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Let's chag on it. Let's jake on it.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Jake on that, guys, I'm not on that anyway. I
think it would make you happy, Middi, because since you're
so interested in these sex dolls we have. I think
it's I believe it's the biggest Chinese company. Let me
bring up my little Reddit post.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Let's see if you can pronounce it. What if it's
called City sex Dolls.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, the company, the company is called w A doll buddy,
So I can pronounce that, I can't pronounce the founder.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Okay, let's see the founder's name, Louis jing Jah racist racist.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, well we already knew that. Where he knew that,
So it's all right, say the founder's name Chinese people,
all right, quiet please. So he's coming out and said,
so this guy that is the founder of this sex
doll shop in China has come out, come out and
said that they've started to integrate AI into their dolls.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
And it's uh so, I'm just going to stop you there.
It's not the sex doll shop. It's the sex doll manufacturer.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Manufacturer has now included nice Okay, Jason, let it out.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Hey Alexa, jerk it a little.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Jis name that the podcast, Hey Alexa, jerk it a little.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Jis clean my pants? Anyway, he said that.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Ship, I'm just ruined my whole stand up, said, I'm
gonna I can't use it now.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Why why no one's gonna watch his ship?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Hey, jerk it a little dude.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
That's not gonna be funny when you say it on
the stage anyhow. Actually, you're not going to go up
there to a fight, Alexa, don't get a little.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
That's actually funny, dude, are we going to come up
with your whole five minutes set on the pond?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Hold on, we might be able to talking about sex dolls.
But let's see his hits a right, See how.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
This hits Alexa a little?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Fuck? It's too hard because we already laughed so hard.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, I think you need to bust that out when
we don't expect it. I think Discord did not. Everyone's
your butt fucked up.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
He's recorded his farts.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Okay, it's you don't get it because you can't comedian. No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
So for everyone who doesn't know, we're in a Discord chat,
of course, and this dude here has his own Discord
page for his farts, and it is fucking hilarious because
every so often you get a notification on Discord and
it's like Jesus fart space, and it's just all of
(39:24):
a sudden you go into it and it's just a
recording of.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Him fucking shit in himself. I swear you shut yourself
on some of those.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I haven't sht myself on one of them. There's one
that I've gone to record and I've gone really close
to shit myself. So you didn't get that one. Ah,
but this one is called Woodstock Chocolate. I think I
record this in Miller Milks.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
So now I'm just kidding and the laugh after the
same one.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Who Jacob, that's in the main Street. That's Jacob Vibes.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
At this point, it would be better off sending them
to m sixteen. You'll get a work of art out
of two.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
We could. We could Jesus song all instrumentals done by
Jezzu just an a cappella Jesus Jesus.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yet, oh we're gonna have to have sixteen. You can.
You can ask him to make a fart song.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
This is not gonna end well six.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Three one two, motherfucker up. Oh Jesus Christ. Anyway, we're
joking in a little continue. We've used a lot of
time changing.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I fucking forgot what we're doing. We're
talking about something about sex spots, so wet some AI.
So it's they're using generative AI models that make to
make the dollars more responsive and interactive. It's just giving
them more I guess emotion. I guess so I feel
like they basically I don't know what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
So I feel like like I feel like we can
make an opinion here Ryan, and it's just not right.
Like if I'm going to ask you about plumbing, You're
probably not gonna get correct. Yes, yea, so maybe we
should ask the expert. Only please talk to us about
how this is staying in from now on? Can you
talk why I don't hate you. It's like it's like,
(41:20):
are we talking about the podcast. I'm just talking about
a hobby of yours. We just want you to feel
comfortable around the boys.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Are you excited?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Excited?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Generated?
Speaker 4 (41:28):
To be honest, I know that it's about the generated
a but not the sex that's you.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Is this like going from PS two to p S three?
Speaker 4 (41:35):
So it's more like going from PS two to p
S five? Right, okay, in the sense that what.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
If you really like PS two and you want to
be you just use your can.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Turn off the AI?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Does it wash up?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I do not know that, Nick Fire.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I've killed the AI to fuck it dead, So I
like my silicon cold go to hell, robot fucking clankers.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I have a question, how do they have sex robots
that aren't in the shape of humans?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Like, yeah, I've seen it. I've seen a flash light
on a dog? What a flush dog?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
And it's a Facebook thing where they're like it must
be an Amazon product in America. Great taste, guys. Yeah,
so there's a sex, there's a flesh light the bar
of a dog. And then someone right a review and
goes one out of five stars. Feels nothing like my
real dog.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Needs to get locked up. It needs to be locked up, dude,
What the fuck? Where did you find this review?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
The Lovely Dangerously in a Facebook? Okay, oh my god,
you think I'm searching up dogs with a fleshlight.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
I mean if I found something look like ryan'smum, and
then I'll probably find it because that's what I'm searching.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh that's that's a low blow.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Seventy seven Paul Street. Fuck you can't fuck you fuck yourself.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Jeremy Mini you ow Mini now?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Money yeah, jelly beans. So it's two dollars for every
second I have to edit out.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Right, Alright, I'll suck your dick for ten seconds. I'll
get your a sex dole. There there's ai expressions on it.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
You'll just come around and use it anyway.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I don't want to use it. Is it going to
wash up?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I might bring it over to fucking do some washing up.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Fair, it is a washing back.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I'll send it back.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
You may do your laundry also, I can.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Do the laundry.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's fine.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
So it's sure. How are you start?
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Stop dogs? And by the way, how's his No? But
that's he's been he told joke this week.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
And the problem is as a comedian, I'm gonna tell
you where you've gone wrong here.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Okay to me?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, So look, it's not so much the joke's funny,
it's the delivery. Okay, if you delivered it better, it'd
be a better job.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
How do I deliver that better?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
I don't think you delivered that better, because you're going
to I looked straight into his eyes. I was furious.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
You you start with Avenue, you too.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
You're gonna be rich by the end of this podcast.
What from that out?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Though?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
You're not going to blow that one out?
Speaker 2 (44:35):
You bleep out the fucking is one.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
No, I'll bleep out both. It's all right because it
wasn't Ryan's mum's house, it was his. No, I know,
I don't know Ryan's mum's house.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
You can't see yeah, winter soldier right now? Do I
look like Winter Soldiers?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Don't say that because you'll get a Zoe's house because
he loves it.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh no, I'll got hen come to my near the
washing up.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
If Brave you've seen a room, you'd be like, yeah,
maybe don't wash.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
It after after that, after the last weekend, what.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
You see a room, it's messy MESSI not Ronaldo at all.
So Mitchell talking about let's go back to your hobby here,
how are you excited? What is his AI integrate? Does
it like items like it gives it a personality or
it really realized It's like, damn, hurry up, bra, you're
taking your time. I'm going to start vibrating. What's the
(45:31):
game or does it start playing what does it start
playing the Lion King for you?
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Or like, what's the game?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
So generative AI would be say it would come in
and the voice tracks will have Actually so most things
previously were scripted, so no matter what happened, it had
certain things that it could say. Yes, it could have
a broad range, but it wouldn't have It would always
have a certain way of saying stuff. Now with generative AI,
(45:57):
it will have different words and stuff that will say mimics.
Do you think emotions and stuff? I think with your
new one.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
If it gets ai right, do you reckon it's gonna
stop saying Mississippi all the time, or do you reckon
it'll still say Mississippi just with it with just now
it's conscious Mississippi, Mississippi, missus Like that's another thing that
general idiot said Mississippi with too many eyes.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
I'm very confused.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Joke saying that you don't reckon it's a safe word
because there's too many eyes where in the word Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
No, you said Alba.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Quickie, not Albuquerque, idiot, so I ain't starting.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
It will also give like tonal generation of the voices,
so it will be able to adjust from like instead
of having that monotone like voice, like a monotone voice generated,
it would just be like it will be able to
adjust it.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Can you can you?
Speaker 2 (46:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (47:00):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
It's it's a normal question, so you know how you
can ask a question going hard. You're just fucking pron
burning the fuck out of its asshole. You're touching its
cpu with a nobia cock and you go, hey, Alexa,
where Can I get Mexican tonight?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
What's the recommended retail price of an IK shelf?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Like?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
What the what is this song? Closing time? What's the
song called?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Like?
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Can you ask the internet questions while you're pumping?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Probably? Do you know what the worst part is?
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Someone will probably figure out how to use this to
like teach themselves something that they wanted to know for
a while but never had the motivation to.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
What was the date? Then we won the battle of
a brook exactly, Like it's like, why does my mom
not love me? Here are results for why your mom
doesn't love you?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
He's a Facebook post for five years ago.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Can I get chlamydia from a sex doll? Results from
Clyma from the sextyle?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Oh no?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
What if it has AI that has a peak? You
know he can get the sex the fucking dummies that
tell you if you have sex diseases. What if the
AI reads your dick and goes, hey, you gotta the clemits,
You gotta clap, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Oh you reckon?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
It's like just a tester.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
What if it has a tester in it?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Do you reckon? You get catch COVID from him?
Speaker 3 (48:34):
It's the wuhann silicon wheezer. Oh no, I had a
toy bat.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Anyway, guys, on that note, thanks for watching the Afternoon Detention.
I'm Midy here. This is Jesu and Ryan here. Check
us out on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube or wherever you're watching
us on. There is multiple other episodes. We're coming up
to one hundred. We got to check that out.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Actually it's like ninety three, ninety four something.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah, so you got ninety four or say ninety episodes
to go watch. If you have any questions for us,
leave it on our speak pipe or go to safeboys
dot com and you'll find everything there. Hit the like
subscribing for a new camera, to finish, wait us and
do random things.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Hit the camero. I want to finish the camera. I
want to finish it. Try sounding.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Babe, I mean prison, I go away for a wrong time.
Reb you boob
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