THE AFTERNOON DETENTION - does the ocean go to heaven?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hello, Hello, Welcome to the afternoon Detention. I am Brian.
To my left is Jeremy, and to my right is Middy.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Goody gooday, Midi's from God. He's Oh no, he's back.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I had to adjust the lighting source and he's back.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
He's back.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
We brought him back.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Welcome to the afternoon attention, guys. Second last up of
the year. We're throwing in the towel for December.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
One, episode forty five. Also we done good this year.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah. We will be gone for about a month, all right.
Main reason is this room is going to be fucked
to recording over those break.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yes, he's going away. Yeah, just won't see me. I
would like to just relax, you know, yeah, christmass.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
For even though you might see it, I might not see.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Even though I am going to be working the whole time,
I'm not really going to be relaxing. But you know,
it's not not a bad idea to just relax on
the recording sometimes hopefully give Ryan four weeks to come
back with some material.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, So it's the same rule apply to Ryan as
it does to me. If there's no material.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Brought, now you're on you're on hardware. You're fine. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
But when I did have to bring material, does the
same rule. If you don't bring anything, each person gets
a slap of the.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah. Yeah, we can bring that rule in from now,
shake on it. Okay, all right, you've got to come
with something.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Just one thing every week, every week.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Just one thing. That's fine, that's gonna come with one thing.
It can be you can. I can tell you a
really easy hack. You just go on too funny news articles.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sounds like something from the world.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Anything, Yeah, a top conversational points. Anything that brings you joy.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Brings me joy? Yeah, something that might not give me joy.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Or something that may give Jazz a joy, or if
it has to be more than a nutshot.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Joy of something to get me started, or something that
you want to rant about.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Fair, all right, fair anyway, Jazz, What have you got
to speak about today?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
How was your weekend? First of all, guys, my weekend.
I finally got to sleep until like three o'clock on Saturday,
what three am pm? Okay, I was like.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
That up all night on Friday night.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, we had a little barbecue.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, we have barbecue.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah. We asked Mindy and he said, no, I was
out with friends. Actually, you don't know friends.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
We are your friends, you are my friends, yes, but yeah,
we cook the barbecue.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think I got one, one and a sausage better than.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, well I didn't realize. Well I also had more
sausages there, and I also asked. I was like, do
you want me to cook more? And everyone was like no,
we're right, and then you and Cam had to cry
at the end and we're like, we only got one
sausage and one wristole.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, the difference was you cooked it all. And I'm like,
all right, I'll grab one now. And I sat down
and we played our Mario cart game and then we
looked up and it was gone, and I'm like, there's
five of us here. How many fucking sausages did you
ristt you just? I think I had, Yeah, you had
like eight rissoles and twelve sausages. And me and Cam

(03:34):
are like, we're playing our game. I think Alex is
the same as well, and all of the meat was
just devoured in the space for Mario Cart, I thought
it was gonna be like, you know, grab one, grab another, run,
it's just going bang sausage, bang, sausage, wristole, wristle. He's
not even fucking grabbing bread or condiments, just eating it
like you put it in a dog boll.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well I made it and I was yeah, but you
use the bread as like a filler, so you don't
eat thirty thousand sausages.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, but it was also white bread.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
And you racist about bread, now, are you?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah? It's great?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Is it not boiled for you?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Actually that reminds me of solid I gotta show you something.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You know what I've got to pick with you? Do
you freeze bread at all? Yeah? So you're okay with
solid water bread. It's not but not liquid water bread.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, but it's the texture. It's a fucking brick, all
right when you put it in the freezer. When you
put it in a fucking bowl of water, it just
becomes fucking yuck.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Dude. Like, but if you put that in the freezer,
you're still gonna eat it. If I if I've resolified it,
I'm able to look at it.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Come, okay, that's something to show you and Jazz, I
just want to see your reaction.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Are you gonna put this on the No? You gotta so.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
This woman is putting tomato sauce on a kid cat She's.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Gonna bit into it about sharing, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, she just bites across all three sick.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
What that's right?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I know that's grace.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
That is gross. That is what I would call grace.
That is what I would What's the.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Worst part about it? Tomato sauce?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's the worst.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think it's the fact that you just keep getting
fucking weird shit on your algorithm. Yeah, of course you
keep getting How can I eat the most fucked thing? Yeah,
don't you guys get that? You literally got wet bread.
I didn't get that. Yeah, I just get fucking offline.
I got that once, and I'm like, get the creature?

(05:43):
I asked, teacher, can I go toilets please? Teacher said,
fuck you? Little did I know the teacher was the
fuck you guy? Oh? Yeah, pretty easy weekend Sunday. We
got an inspection this Friday, So Mandy, you're gonna help
me pack up after this because I need They're rent

(06:03):
to get back to clean, okay, otherwise I will have
to clean again. But yeah, other than that, pretty lazy weekend,
Very lazy. I just wanted to catch up on sleep.
I just felt like my sleep is being really fucking short.
I don't know. I feel like, because I know I
fucked myself during the week and give myself like six

(06:24):
to five hours every night. Then I get to the weekend,
I'm like, yeah, I'll have twelve, but then I've always
got something to do on Saturday, so then it fucks
it and I'll wake up.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'm like, oh, I don't think it's meant to work
like that.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I don't think it's I don't think it's meant to
be sleep in a week. Like if you have say
eight hours sleep in a week, that's like eight hours
sleep per day a week, and add all that up
and then that's your weekly. That's great. I don't think it.
I don't think that makes sense. I think it's meant
to be eight hours sleep a night.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Why aren't you're supposed to get as much sleep? Can
you practice what you preach?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Mister fucking I get five hours. I get five hours
at night and another three in the So you're.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
A Spanish dude, Yeah, yesterday, and then you go for
your sleep.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah right, Ryan, Ryan stretches. He stretches before he goes
to the game day. There's a little warm up sleep
and then he goes, and then he goes performed.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Fair enough, but he only has a three to five
hours rather than seven like everyone else.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, exactly did you do something on Saturday?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I did. I went to dom Dollar. Let's talk about
this because this is quite Sydney eccentric. Dom Dollar, you know,
big man, big artist, big artist. Yes, for those who
don't live in Sydney, we got a fuck load of
rain in one day. Yeah, and it happened to be Friday,

(07:52):
the first not a dom Dollar yep. And then you
look at all the tiktoks and everyone's like fucking ankle
deep in water. They're calling it the trench foot show.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
That well, I ruined a pair of shoes going there
on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
This is what I want to get out of you. Right.
It was everywhere like I don't care who's algorithm r on.
Everyone got dumb Dollar videos, yes, of people at dumb
Dollar with their shoes fucking destroyed. Ye as if it
didn't buy a fucking ship pair or like.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh no, I already had a ship pair ready.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, because heats people were going in their brand new
air Forces.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's like, dude, you you saw what the battlefield look like.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
It was a battlefield would have been Yeah, Saturday would
have been worse.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, it was all the grounds compacted. It's all water
on top of the water's not going anywhere. The ground
was not compacted. It was about a literal mud underneath.
There's no water going anywhere. It's not going.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
No, it just sat there.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's sitting on top of the fucking and it rained
on Saturday as well.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
It rained pretty much all day until it hit about
six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
So yeah, uh, I want to know what the fuck
is the girl with people that still went like it
wasn't gonna rain.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I have no fucking clue I prepared for rain. I
had a rain Parker on, Like, yes, I did have
long pants on, but that was because I was expecting
it to be rain. Old prefer mud on pants that
i'ld throw out rather than getting too much like water
in my shoes in a way signed to me explain, Well,

(09:28):
your pants would absorb the water from the might a
bit more then. How much sponge is in your Are
you wearing like sham whale pants?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yes? Because like, what do you expect from you? I
don't know if your chinos are going to absorb out
the entirety of the flooding of the domain. Brother, your
shoes are fucked in no matter what, You're probably better
on putting fucking well these bags on them.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I think I saw someone do that. Actually, you would
have been better off with snow shoes. With how fucked
was gum bits? Oh there was so many gum boots
there that could have bought some I could have.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
But saved your pants, saved your throwing it.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
But the pants didn't get thrown out. I didn't slip
over nothing.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Okay, okay, so of tumble.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Exactly, it was the in case I had a tumble.
It wasn't the I I've had a tumble. I gotta
throw the pants out. It's like, if I'm going to tumble,
these are the best pants to do it in because
I won't lose everything.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I will just lose the pants.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
The bottom of the pants just might as well chuck
them all.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
That was Ah, it was a good show, unfortunately not
my scene. I got a free ticket, so I'm not
gonna question that. Yeah, well, sister, she bought three tickets.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Sibling rivalry until there's a free ticket available and no
one's going to take it.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah. Yeah, so I saw a few good, few good
things there as you would have seen. Uh is there
a bit of like I'm gonna ask, like us being
west is there's some very fucking like massive enjoyment when
you see ship happened to the east.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Everyone at Double Bay and fucking Bondi and Kuldie they're
all flooding and you're like, dude, I was able to
mow my lawn on Sunday, Like, yeah, what are you
talking about? Yeah, fucking doors and live on the beach. Yeah,
you also had the beach at your front door. You're
fucking idiot. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
But on the same thing, what how long ago was
Nepean River floods didn't come up with didn't come up
this far, but it's still.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
How far do you think it comes up? It came
up pretty far.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
It came up to about fucking it came up past
it still like parking lot of the boat ramp.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, that's is like six high. That's not that bad. Yeah,
to come into Penri if you know how high that's
to come, like fucking forty.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, it's like the Pean River is like on the
side like the Penrith side is just like a wall.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, it literally is a wall.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Like you can't like it'd have the rise a lot
like it have the.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Rise like it would be Noah Noah's Ark level of
water flood Penris. I think it flooded once. Yeah, and
that's before we built it up. Yeah, it flooded once
in like nineteen thirty or something like that, before everyone
knew what happened before, before it was even a town.
Really it was. Back then it would have been the
Red Cow, the train station, the Caribbean.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Parks, the first it's the first thing that was building.
It's not even planes. It wasn't It wouldn't have been
a league club. There would have been a cricket club.
That's about it.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Close office cricket club and the Red Cow. The Red
Cow's been around for like one hundred years, bro, fair enough.
Didn't you know that?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I did not. I think the Red Cow is like
nineteen oh years. It's over one hundred years.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, one hundred years.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Didn't we fucking get colonized in like the eighteen hundred
nineteen oh one, No, we were, I think we were
seventeen eighty eight.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Sorry, yeah, seventeen eighty eight is when we got here.
Thirteen did Nineteen o one is when sev a country,
wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Nineteen oh one was the country?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah? Federation, Yeah, federation, that's it.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Who's h seven? You said seventeen eighty eight?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Why who's seventeen seventy six?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Seventeen eighty eight? It's when the fucking Australia was discovered.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well by Dutch people or the English?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
English?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh well, Dutch people found us first, bro.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, but they didn't colonize you.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Sixteen oh sixties when it was found sixteen by Dutch people.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yes, the Carthold.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
When's this Red Cow bilt? Because I guarantee you it's
not one hundred years but it.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Has to be. There's fucking photos everywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Are you saying they built a fucking plaza around that?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah? They did.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
They did eighteen sixty five direct when it was in
eighteen sixty five Thomas Smith purchased two acres of land
in Penrith and built the Red Cow in.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Eighteen sixty five.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Correct, that's years.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
It's like one hundred and fift years old. Yeah, that
makes sense because penit's about that old. That makes it
makes a lot of sense. Doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Have you an't been kicked out of the Red Cow?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah I haven't. Yeah you haven't. No, Yeah, how I
was there? Maybe? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, I know I have been.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Bryan said he did.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, it was my.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Birthday.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I think I've been kicked out a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
You've been kicked out of a lot of plans that
what's my birthday? No? No, So we wanted to do
a pub crawl.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, well you got kicked out during the pub crawl.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Remember we try to do a pub we did. It
is always like I want to do a panapab crawl
and she's like, oh, I don't want to go home
at ten and we're like, well, we're not going. Then
she goes, well we want to do it. It's like
will you stay out until you're the last person there
or you get sent home?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
She wanted to that's right.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
And I sat on the floor and Todd came over
to wrestle me. I remember that.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Pubs the going to that's probably Red Cows. That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
We went to a few.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
But it's always got this idea that she wants to
get a pub crawls and just like go out and
then hit ten and leave. It's like ten o'clock.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
That's ten o'clock and just not ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Ten o'clock, and she goes, I just want to leave
because then I can get into bed, and kind of
it's we careen, okay. It's it's like, no, you don't.
You don't organize a pub crawl and smoke bomb.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Okay, if you organize a pub crawl to start at
say ten am in the morning.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
No, Mitchell, this is why. This is why I organized
the pub crawl, because you start at ten and you
go into at least ten am the next day or
until you get sent home. Okay. And we all got
pretty much sent home because Ryan and someone else was
really fucking drunk, and then it was like one point
thirty and then we're like, oh, well that's a good stint.

(16:06):
We probably we don't have enough to be a kid
kicking on someone.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Else fair enough. Yeah, it was a good innings.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah. By then by then it's like all right, it's
like it's like getting fucking legs stumped. Oh they legs stump. Yeah,
fucking nice, little, fucking good good length ball bounces up,
take out the fucking legs stump. It's hooked underneath you
and you look at it and you go, yeah, I
can live with that. That was a good ball. That
was a good ball. Meanings is done. You take the
fucking gloves off and you walk back to the shed

(16:32):
with your fucking bat andy air go and that's it.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah got me Century.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
No, I didn't really get the Century. I got ninety
six ninety six four runs short. Didn't get the Century.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Didn't want to review it because I knew it was
straight out yeah at that stage.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, because I'm pretty sure Ryan in the sun for
too long. It must be a white boy white boy
thing is like when you get kicked out. There's like
two type of white boy things when you get kicked out.
One of them is like, just fucking lose it, just
start punching ship. Or one of them is like, you
got me, you got me right, Ryan, look right. They'll

(17:07):
tell him Ryan to get out, and I think because
I remember him being very loose, and then Ryan got out,
got kicked out, and you can see that he was
looking at his stump. Yeah, all right, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I think I got both sides of that. I know
it's like a flip of the coin where it's either
I like, go, fuck you, go kick me out. I'm
not drunk.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
You know what it is? Yeah for you? Yeah that too.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, it's if I get kicked out, I'm going to
sleep most of the time.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah. If I get kicked out at midnight, I'm like,
pack it in. That's a good reason to pack it in.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, you might have to change that time to like
ten o'clock now. Yeah, just like might as well just
not commit after ten o'clock. If you get in somewhere,
you just stay there.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Just to use your rule that if you're a bloke
and you get kicked out, you're pretty much done. You're
done for the day. You're done. Like you get kicked out,
there's you're not overring up in time, and you're not
making it in anywhere. You might as well just pack
you up again, depends what time of day it is.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
What do you reckon of things that can get you in?
Like if I bought a water bottle to the next
pub and just told the told the bouncer, hey, look
I'm only drinking waters and that'll get you in.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I've tried that heaps. I've tried also on the band
that doesn't work, of course, what else have you tried.
Um ah, one thing that did get me in once.
All right, back when I had other friends. We're in
new Town, and this day I was just not getting

(18:40):
I wasn't actually like drunk, and I wasn't getting let
in just because my eyes were watering and I was
fucking like gale force winds, so like my eyes were
just watering. Yeah, med he notes, is the blue eye
thing wins high enough you cry, so if you wiped it,
you're wiping the tears. Your eyes of bloodshot instantly. Yeah,
you just looked the fun read as to the front

(19:01):
of the line. And then the guy's going like this
is a few times where they're like, oh you're stone
and I'm like, fucking you know, I'll get into the venue.
But then someone move on. We did a crawl through
newto on and I noticed one of our friends that
was a girl and she was like there and I'm like,
I'm serious, I said, this is without sounding fucking weird,

(19:22):
I said, I said, play with me, like, not play
along with me in this line, because we'll get in.
She goes, you're sure, and I'm like, well, first of all,
you're an ethnic I said, So that's what that's a
plus card. I said, I'm going to fucking pretend to
be your boyfriend, and then like if I need a
kiss you, I need a kiss you, and she goes yeah.
So I'm walking in arm over there, she's like hugging

(19:44):
into me. Showed the license. You had a bit of
drink tonight, mate, Nah, just been out for a cigarette?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Sweet? Go in? And I like, how the hell did
that work? It just worked because I had a girl
on my hip. Every other part was looking at my
idea going mound drew it. He looks like he's crying
or he's stoned, can't get in.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I don't know what's worse.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
He's walking in with a fucking with a with a
chick that's doled up like I think she's Lebanese or
something like that. Old up look there, looked like looked
pretty And I walked in. Yeah, no worries. It's like,
is that a double standard? Oh? Fuck? If it's a
double standard.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
I got a question for you, though, Do you reckon?
The pubs are worse? Like asking what's worse for them?
You crying or you stoned him crying? Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Men? Don't cry?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
That's gay, that's okay, yeah, but if it's in new
Town it fits.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
But crying, maybe he's on the point there, on the
point crying what you said, crying is gay?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, but like that's a different type of crying.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Fah, break because now you sound stupid. What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I'm fine for sounding many sounds.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
All right, he's got a fucking logic going on here.
You're just trying to put it on, MIDI elaborate, all right.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
It's like a different type of crying. Because I don't
know they're from Newtown.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
So I redact my comment, Midi, I'm the gay one.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I redact my comment. Medi, I'm the gay one because
I cry in front of pubs and don't get me.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
All right talking about pubs. Actually no, let's talk about
something else. Let's talk about crying, Midi. I think we
need to put our friend Rye Rai through an intervention.
What's the intervention? Jazz? As you can tell from listening
to the last couple of pods, our friend ry Rai
was had a bit of time off, mate. Do you
enjoy your time off?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I have, I have a lot. I've enjoyed my time
off a lot, so I've enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
So much. They've given me another two days this week
just to check. You went back last Monday for your
first are Yeah, the monday before. Okay, now, medi I
know you've been busy so you haven't seen it. But
in the discord for some fucking asshole reason. Yeah, I'm
so glad this bloke doesn't ever miss this because, fuck me,
you'd probably have a court case. He's been coming home

(22:07):
with the little angriest little cun in the who open
my back, open my mouth, bang is egg wine, Angie
White wise back, He's chilling my fucking face off.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh I need to come on the discord and listen in.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Angry at work.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
It's not like I get home from work and I'm angry.
It's at work. I'm angry.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
So why is that what's causing the anger to come
out in Ryan?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I don't know, but yeah, like being at work holding tools.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
You don't like holding tools, so you don't like holding
yourself dick heads working with dickheads. Yeah that that is
a definite right. But that gets me angry.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
That was pretty rough.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
But yeah, so pretty much you'll get on and you'll
be like I'll be like, oh, how's your doing? Yeah? No,
and I'll be like, ah, whatever, you're gay, and He'll
be like, well, your fucking nose is mapping massive, your
fucking fat cunt. Only kill yourself.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
And it's like is this is this? This is like yeah,
that's pretty close to what he said.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
It's a pretty word for word.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
And I'm like, dude, no one else is on yet,
Like that's not even funny to anyone else.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
You're doing this.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
You're doing this out because you want to do it, Like,
what's going on?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
All I'm going to say is sure he's outlet now. No,
but yeah, I haven't going to get Ryan. Are you
going to start paying Jazz for therapy?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
I get I get yet I want to pay jazz
for therapy. I get it from Matt fucking.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Every week I go out with him. But just give
him therapy.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I don't give him therapy. What the fuck? Oh well
yeah he does, I guess. So he talks to me.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, but yeah, so pretty much right, he talks to you.
My whole point.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I just tell him the shut up and get out
of my house.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
My whole point of this. Right, So it's pretty fucking
funny to rip on people in front of your mates
mates on mates as long as an audiences are right,
mate crime, but made on make crime. When it's you
two and you've just on the fucking discord, it's like,
what have I done? What if?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I are you angry at something? Did I take one
too many beers yesterday? And I take your Rissole that
you wanted so badly?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh, it's even today when I rocked up, he was
having a yell at me, and I was like, what.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
The fuck is your problem? You're fucking yelling at me?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
You remember, Jess just loud.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
No, I don't know what it was something like because
I was like, oh, the union, Like the fuck you mean?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
How's the union?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
He thought? I meant rugby union for those who don't know,
he's wearing a soccer rowis jersey and he thought that.
I'm like, how's union? He's like this isn't a fucking
Wallabies Jersey? What the fuck? And I'm like, I mean
the workers union, brother, the one you just joined.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Actually, I've got a question for He had a picnic
data You got the picnic day?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah? Did you get the rdeo tomorrow? Yeah? Yeah? Nice?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, that's I got another two days and then I
got Christmas party Fridays, I know, half day.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
But yeah, so he's gone, the fuck you mean you?
You know, I'm like, the work is union, brother? You
had a picnic day to day? Did you go to
the picnic?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Where was it?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
So there was one at the water park Raging Waters,
Raging Water, and one at Jambrew okay, and then to
other places that were too far.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
That makes sense. So you went to Raging Waters.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I was feeling sick.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
I don't think anyone actually works well.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I probably could have wait, because it actually wouldn't have
been a bad day to go, like.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
A brilliant day they picked, they picked the day on point. Yeah,
it would have been a hectic day.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, I just would hate to be there. And then
you're like talking to these fucking union guys and they're like,
it's fucking best. Bro. I can't believe they're trying to
shut us down.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I'm in it to get more money.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah. Literally, I'm just working, b Bro. I'm fine. I
don't think it's only fucking Victoria that's getting shut down,
is it? Actually? Yeah? But that's also because they let
bike eas runner. That's probably not the best study.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
No, yeah, but New South Wales would be similar.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
And you South Wales and South Wales. Yeah too much.
It's the same thing. Like Dad tried to have an
argument with me the other day, what about It's like
you should vote, like it's pretty fucking obvious some of
red lightsaber yes, alp sith lord y. And Dad's trying
to tell me. He goes, what's the main reason you
vote for the liberal labor And I'm like, look, I

(26:22):
don't join the union, but unions do great things for
work sites. Okay. A lot of fucking legislation and ship
and rules get put in because of the union, and
that's why a lot of the reason I go home safely.
And then Dad's like, oh, they would have happened without it.
It's like, bro, no, they fucking wouldn't. You have never
worked in construction to realize if no one in there

(26:43):
is there with a clipboard going Hebrew, make sure you've
got your hardness on. Now the funck is gonna do it.
By the way, that's also not even a stereotype every
union delegates fucking tee wee. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I don't know. I think you're just the racist.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
The save us ones save us union delegate at the airport.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
All fucking Mullard dozzies. There's a few.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
There's always like a fat white Australian guy stick figure.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
This is a confusing one. Oh wow, you've got you've
got a fucking you've got a fucking ultra rear. Yeah,
I know, I send him into psa grating man, get
more value out of that kind.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
I don't think like ten out of ten wouldn't be
enough for the dude.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
But yeah, yeah, Dad's like liberal, do more for you, dude.
Liberal would make me get up on top of the
fucking skyscrapers about a harness until you get the fucking
job done. Yeah, there's a big fucking difference between money
and going home.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Yes, it's it's different for a white collar job because
you sit there in an office that was built by
the blue collar dudes without a harness, jumping off hoping
for the best.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
But it's like it's like also the point of this, right,
my dad's worked. It's been like in sales. He's worked
in he works in like mortgages now and ship I
don't know what else he's done, probably something else with
a keyboard, but he's never worked in construction. And this
is one thing that grites me up with that and
a lot of people. Okay, don't talk out of your

(28:19):
fucking state like like Nick said yet last week, a
wise man once said, stay in your fucking lane. Okay,
you don't know anything about construction, don't be fucking talking
for me. Yep. I am not going to come here
and tell you how to build a computer miting.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
I reckon, you could do a decent job now, I'm
not going to tell you how to do it. That's
fair because same as me, I'm not going to tell
you how to throw a frame up exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I'm not going to tell Ryan how to fucking I
don't know, sleep in the afternoon then yell at again.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I was going to take an X three water.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'm pretty good at that. That's if I if Ryan
had a SERT three in something, it would be sleeping
in the afternoon, and then he'd have the ticket of
yelling at a game that he thought he was going
to relax in and a minor in. I have such
a common thing now. So I think the cod cod
crazy in our group has like slide down a bit.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, probably, it's getting pretty.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
We've all punched the fuck out of it.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
So you've all gotten sweaty and gone back to normal.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Well, no one's sweaty. I'm the only one that's sweaty.
But we've all punched the shit out of it. Yeah,
as you do, so we're all like, fuck. It's kind
of like this is a lot. Yeah, I'm playing it
on again. Cameron's playing Rocker League stuff like that, but.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Back to the original, back to just whatever. But Ryan
will be like playing it. It'll get to like like
nine ten o'clock and he'd be like, fuck this, man,
I fucking get on this game to relax, and you
should have played something more relaxing, like Eldon Ring. What
the hell?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, last night it was like it was like a
ten last night. At least he didn't like I was
thinking about. I was like tossed at like ten o'clock.
I was, yeah, caught cod or like playing like elder
Ring or something, as you do, and I was like,
you know what I can do. I can do a
cheek cameo grind on cord. I was caning the shotgun

(30:11):
and holy fuck, dude, I was getting so angry. It
was every thirty seconds I was like screaming. I was like,
fuck this game, this game fucking sucks. And then I
got to the end. I got cameo, I got the
head shots, and in one game I got it, I
got the two specials. In the next game, I've got
the gold cameo, and I was like, I'm back. This

(30:32):
game is so much fun. I got the cameos, I
got my fix.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
So you're going home tonight and do.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
The other shotgun? Yeah. I was doing it today because
I had the day, the picnic day that I was
sick for. Yeah, I was playing some cameo grinding.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
And you're physically sick, not mentally sick both.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Sure, Yeah, Physically I just didn't want to get up,
and mentally because I'm fucking addicted to call it skins.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I've got an addiction. I need to go to rehab.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Kill it you.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I wish I whish something could sponsor my rehab to
the fucking game.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Think about it.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
They're going to give you the They're going to wean
you off it, so they're going to start with like
call of duty to like keep your clo and they'll
make it so you can only play it once a
week and then they'll start putting you on.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
That would be enough to fix i'd have to go
cold Turkey to got a ship game. What i'd have
to I wouldn't be able to play it once a week?
What call of duty i'd have to I'd have to
either never play it again or play it no.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
No, but they'll win you off it, so they'll go
what like say three days. But then you've got tetris
to like fill in the gaps like.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
This fun though method clinic bro methodone clinic.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Sh someone should just come in and just smash my PC.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Youve done that for a while.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Maybe here's another two grand, build me another one and
need it. That's what it would be.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
How's the piece of going by the way, Yeah, it's good,
that's good, No problems nores.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Probably need to just give it a dust.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Please don't let it catch.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I've got a candy anyway. Look right, is probably gonna
run soon, So I've done his job here, right, Yeah,
so this week he can be nutless punched, okay, or
not punchless?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Well, I thought I could have bullshited something.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
But what do you reckon about this one? Mane? This
this thing kind of seems like a good fucking laugh
on society.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
About the duct tape on the wall banana.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You're going to read some of the article out mate.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
So uh, from first glance, it was some kind has
just duct taped a banana to a wall. Oh my god,
it's sold for six point two million dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
This only fuck I have heard about this?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Umm, what the fuck? It's called comedians. So it looks
like the artist is just like a he's just oh,
this is just a joke.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
It's the fuck you got And.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Now he's six point two million dollars richer off doing
a joke. That's fucking awesome. I wish fucking.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Hey become an artistan or something. No one by my ship,
Well you don't have to like literally carry your ship into.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
A fucking what's you say? I can't say that. Festival
goers tried to make out whether the single piece of
fruit stuck to a white wall with silver tape was
a joke or a cheeky commentary on questionable standards among
art collectors.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Well it is, well, yeah, like that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
The beholder.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
So you can't put a price on anything. That you
can put a price on anything if you're if someone's
went on to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Put fucking six point two million dollars on a fucking
duct tape, you know, a white wall.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Did you hear what happened to the banana?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
He brought it? No, the guy ate it?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
That?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Ye nice?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
He paid six point two million bucks to eat a banana. Yep,
that's actually sick. No, fuck that, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, that actually made it. That's made me pissed off.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
A that's fair.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I like that. You. I would love to throw the money,
have six point two million dollars just to fucking, you know,
back pocket money you know where you're like, oh fuck,
I think I could change for that. And he just
whips out a six point two million dollar check and
just gets I'll take the banana please? Fuck? How much? Okay? Okay, okay?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
How many plantations could you get for that?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Do you reckon? He can buy all names.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I can't get one. No, you wouldn't had to be
like some sort of fucking I'm saying, like Caribbean, fuck
East Africa or some third world country.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
We bring back the East India Training Company, send Boomra
to the fucking ships. No more fast bowling for.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
You, no more chucking the ball now? How dare you
give Australia a trance yeah, oh yeah, I don't know, man, Like,
surely fucking buy now, Like, there's got to be a
point where people just go to art and just go
this is enough, this is enough bullshit. I used to

(34:56):
be like, wow, look at this skill. This person can
put so much detail. And now like I could feel
when the artist felt like he needed to go to
the toilet. You could notice the dryness in the difference
of the layers of the paint because he was gone
for twenty minutes. And then also you can see where
his mum texted him and he felt anguish because she asked,
why is the dishes done? So you can see as

(35:19):
he's anger in the strokes, it's like, no, can't he
fooled you again? And he's paid for it. He's paid
for a fucking banana on the wall because this guy
that's I reckon, this is this dude. He's just gone
all right, key bump ketamine me. You know'd be funny
if I sold a banana on the wall. That would
have been a whole combo. I think that may be

(35:41):
an idea to start artwork. You're about to say, I
thought it was an idea to do some ketmine.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Well, you can do that if you want to come
up with the ideas.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
He goes ketmine, I'll try it. I've been the dumb
dollar once.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
The amount of sonnies in the crowd was fucking hilarious too.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Jaw swingings, What do you expect to everyone?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
That's people backstage were taking videos of it, and it's
like people with glasses on with their phone out and
their jaw swinging, and they're like, dude, what is this world?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, IgE, this is I was going to go off
about art and about how it went off, and I'm
going to go off about this. Why would you go
to a show and whip your phone out? Oh that.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Because nothing say, It's more like saying the memory right?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, but how many times you know what the saying
the memory is? You look back and you realized you
sung over the entire song because you like that song.
You didn't hear the artists sing it, and you can't
see them.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Or the artist like drops the song halfway through to
hear the crowd sing it.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, all you did was film the back of an
extra fucking four hundred phones. Yep. Because you didn't stick
your hand high enough.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Yeah, or you stuck your hand high enough and pissed
everyone off behind you.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I just don't I don't get it. I don't get it.
Like you paid how much? How much was the tickets free?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I didn't pay a single cent for the thing.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
And did you notice I put one one story up
that was a photo.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Look shot or quick snappy? Yeah, no worries. Counts will
sit there and film the entire song and don't keep
the phone a field the next song.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
It's like, mate, you can't post that anywhere. It's copyrighted material.
It's also like, bro.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
You can hear that song on Spotify. Yeah, you might
as well just download it. He's not even playing it live.
He makes more money on it download. It's not even
like doing any sort of different renditions of the song.
He's pressing play on the Spotify version and mixing it
in yep.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Like one thing, okay, no way, he touched some technology.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Fuck, get the camera out. Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I went to Chasing Status earlier this year, and one
thing that I've got to give about them is every
act merged into each other like a drop a DJ set.
Yeah so it was USB and USB. Ut you could
actually see them mixing the set as they go. So
best one was Lord. He had his like set playing

(38:13):
elude you know who it is? So Lude had his
set running and chasing set has walked on stage. You'd
think they would stop for the main act, would now
nuh usbn straight into their main song like not Maine,
but like brought it into what they their set was.

(38:34):
They didn't stop. They kept it going with dom Dollar.
Every single act that I saw had a break in
the middle, had a little bit of a gap, then
they came on, put their set on, and then started playing.
It's like all it is a set of decks up there, isn't.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
It Not always? Not always? Some people fucking still luck
to it mixing se DJ yep, that's fair and like
some like I could if I was to DJ now
like me and that's also just on my skill level.
I'm only DJing off two tracks. People that DJ off
like eight yeah, which is fucking like that's eight different

(39:09):
tracks going on track of it. That's what I mean.
So there's a lot of you can understand with some
like especially like like house isn't too hard, but then
you've got like fucking you're talking like dubstep and like
DMB and ship, where like, well that.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Was chasing status.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
They're dropping like four or five different rollers in one song. Yeah,
and you can see him flicking the mixers heaps, and
it's like, yeah, okay, I can get why this takes
a bit to set up.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah, but that's the thing where like Don Dollar's house.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Isn't he Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're chasing status is drum
and bass and yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
But that's the thing that I like, it makes me
realize in the in the industry. First of all, did
you know the word was prima Donna? No, not prima Donna.
Why is that? I don't know. I just found out
it was. But that's what I'm saying, Like you probably
like this one, Pete. There's too many fucking prima donnas
where they're like, I need it set up my way,

(40:06):
probably where most people would be like just fucking plug
in and spin the fucking tracks your ship. It's the
same thing.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
It's the same fucking I just want to feel comfortable.
I don't know why you're fucking winging about him.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Oh fucking here we go, mister, fucking let's let's fucking
extend my feelings to everyone.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
They just want to feel comfortable.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
All right, Mmm, they just want their own They want
to have their own set go, no problems, you know, Look,
they just want to feel comfortable.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Right. You shut your fucking mouth, brother, you shut. Don't
be angry for the last fucking fourteen days and it goes. Hey,
give him a chance, and you know what's gonna happen.
He's gonna play that game tonight. He's gonna get on
his little game and first thing he's gonna do is
go your fucking nose is massive jags.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Saying that I didn't say one thing about your nose
on Friday Night, all right, for every joke I laughed
at every jokes funny, but it was Alex and Cam
allright was actually yeah, it was. It was really funny.
They kept putting on this song called like big nose.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Oh no, what's the one? They put on another one
and it was actually like a good song.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
There was a song that it was called big Nose
or something. It was like they just put kept playing
songs named big Nose. Yeah, I can see, but there
was one that was really good that it was like
a really good song. I'd like to know who played
that one was Alex Alex is just on the Spotify
just playing.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Big not because I could point like it's when when
L gives me fat jokes, it's like, it's the same
when I give our fat jokes. It's like we're both
the fat one friendly pretty much. He's a fat person
being fat. You can't come back on with you're fat too,
because that makes you the pussy. So you gotta fucking

(41:59):
sit there and be like, damn, I am a fat fuck.
But then when they start going big nose, it's like
it's like, cunt. I was like, do where did you
get that shot from fucking Go Lo Bro? That was
cheap as fuck? Go? Oh fuck?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
The Chinese one? And Kevin Kevin Drive the Go And
he goes, oh, you got a big norseless and cut
your hairlines And he goes, I don't care, And I'm like.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
And this is why the discord chants cannot be leaked.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
He goes, oh, I don't care, and I'm like, well
you do because you wear a hat. I love it.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
That was the point where you were just like done, I.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Have a look at Jem's right now.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
There you go, where's the hairless of your hat?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Hair? Where's the hair loss? Have you seen Cam without
a fucking hat on phrages not for a while. Last
time was crooked. I think, right this this guy right,
please put the mic to your face. Yeah, I had
to put my hat back on because I had to
cover my hair lass this guy right, I.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Would have thought you had to cover your big nose.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Oh, let me just talk? No? Is that better? Should
I talk like this from now on so you don't
see my fucking nose? But anyway, yeah, Cam, fucking it
looks like you know, really thin spaghetti, Yeah, before you
cook it, and it's almost like paper thin the Tommy
he looks like that in the bottom of his head.

(43:34):
Look at least at least.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Let Cam return fire cam voice.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
He doesn't listen to this because he's like, I don't
know the same podcast. It's like, oh, I get it
all right, no worries. He's just not an intellectual.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Cam is getting roasted right now without even a way
to speak bad.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
He tried to put something else on me. He'll talk,
he tried to put something that last time he tried
to put something on me. He goes, you tried to
put something on me last night, And I said, dude,
your music choice makes it sound like, you're going to
kill yourself every day, So shut the fuck up? Got
my life?

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Yeah, and then what did what? My notes was big
and you're saying, thanky, Jesse.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I feel like we should tackle one more insecurity. I
bet your Ryan probably doesn't want to talk about it.
But he goes bro one day. One day we're on
the beers. He guess you just wore you're going to
lose your hair.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
I've got a question for you. Are you going to
lose your hair or go gray?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
First? I'll go great for sure. Oh no, he put
it out another one.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I break it to the boys on Friday that I
found some great hair. Oh no, fucking brutal it is.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
I've got another mate who's like Salt and Pepper any
younger than he's what two months old older than me?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Yeah? So yeah, so Ryan had a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
There's always just for men.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
By the way, I had a nightmare that he had
a receding hairline.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's it's a nightmare. Yeah it is. I
would never want that explain to us. I think, well,
I don't remember it. I just remember waking up and
being like, holy fuck, that's like.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
That's no hair there.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I just know. I just remember it was like a
bad receding hairline, and then I had to like shave it.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
And I was like, if your hair got to like
a bad point of like on your like your four
haird doubles, would you just shave.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
The rest of it?

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Just wrap around the tree, wrap around the tree. Yeah,
with my car, I was gonna say, you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Be a tree.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
It'd be a Turkey trip for sure.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I'll definitely be paying for that ship. I reckon, we
just shave it. If you ever find no, no.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
No no, do a reverse mullet, I can't.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
This is the thing that I don't get though, with
people that start losing hair, right, they always lose. The
people that do lose their hair are always the ones
that don't look bad without it. No, Like, if you
just can me It's like when Todd used to fuck
it Todd. I was telling him to Can you remember
Todd got the two paid the ding lit on his head? No,
I don't remember this. You got it because he's got

(46:08):
a terrible hair. He's had no hair since like seventeen,
and you got a thing lit on his head and
then he fucking used to wear a hat everywhere, right,
wear a hat everywhere. And I'm like, dude, that's gonna
make you sweat the two payoff. And it took him
after like fucking I think it was like six green
worth of money of two pay work to decide to
just go shave it off.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Six grand?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah the fuck w a treatment? Yeah that makes sense.
You gotta put treatment into the skull to let it
glue properly, and then you got to blue it on
and then they gotta keep regluing it on every three
months or over two months. Damn.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Don't lose your hair if you don't have to.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
And then so I said to him, like, dude, people
that have receding hairlines and fucked hair just have the
head for a bald head. They do.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
It's like you can would look good with a bald head.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, I reckon he would.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I reckon he could pull it off.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
He's got the facial features of a bald head bloke,
like you could do. His dad has no hair.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Oh, so that's where he gets it from.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, Like that's what I mean. Like, it's not a
bad thing, like he would. It's not like if I
lost my hair, right, if I had chemo. First of all,
I've got a very fucking scarred up face, which probably
wouldn't help. But my head's like my fucking actual skull
is not like what not straight, not not bald headed, like,

(47:31):
it's just not. If I shaved my head, it'd look
for like really fucking.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Jew Yeah, because of the nose.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
That probably doesn't help either, definitely not the bank account.
But but you know, if I shaved my head, it
just would not. The shape of my head would not
suit that. It's too pointy. Where like you look at
you look at Survivor his head shaved and it's like
makes fucking perfect sense. Yeah, that makes Look you look

(48:01):
at Brayden head shaped looks good on it. I reckon, Cameron,
if he shaved, it would look good. Like It's not
like it's going to be like, oh shit, you look
like a cancer patient.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Maybe, who knows, bro.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Dylan Edwards did it and you've been ed Skinheadwards would
not be his fucking prime without committing to losing his hair.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Skinny the skin Wards Skinwards?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Do you reckon? Circumcised guys can pick up girls like
Cell picked up Android eighteen.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Cell what.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Okay, guys, I know what you mean. Let's wrap this up,
otherwise we're going to get into unspascend.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, this one was a bit bit all over the shop, guys.
Look to be honest, I'm going to say we're still
hungover from last week. That was such a big one.
Not hungover as in drunk, like hungover, just flying. I
was just so excited to get that pot out. Thank
you for it, all that have seen it. Thank you
to Nick again. Yeah. Yeah, I think we're just too

(49:11):
excited two over the moon that we got to this
week and we're like, oh, we've got to do a
podcast but next week. Look, I'll tell you who I
might have trying to force him.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Mate, We don't need to know who's in your basement
right now.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I wish he was in my basement because he'd be
on the pot every week. Yeah, I'm trying to force him.
He's half farm twisted. Okay, we'll believe it's can you
peel work out who that is? I think so it's
a big app if he does. It's a very big
app Ryan, Mate, the only leads and finishing those before me.

(49:49):
He does his little spill.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Uh, oh, last thing, Get your button ready after this, right,
get your button ready? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
For his Bible, no Bible study quoite, Oh no, we're
kipping it. What am I doing?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Oh? The right up? Welcome to Midi's Bible verse jesuit soundboard.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Do not conform any longer to the pattern of the
this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.
Then you will be able to test and approve what
God's will is, his good, pleasing and perfect will Romans
twelve to two.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
He said it wrong again, Romans twelve, Chapter two, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Chapter twelve, verse two?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Chapter twelve, verse two You got it wrong too. I
slept through that class.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I failed it.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
What did that make you feel? Middy? I have no
fucking clue that I thought. That was actually quite an
easy one to explain.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
It, conform to explain it.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
It's saying that without faith, like you will be going
into the world of greed and stuff. The way of
the world that they got a pimp on my nose,
the way the way that they're saying the new world.
They're saying, it's greedy, it's full of like lust, it's
full of fucking gambling and money and whores and ship
They're like, if you find God, you will be able

(51:29):
to find the lee. Yeah, that makes sense. Don't conform
to gambling and fucking whores. We don't. We don't always like,
we don't live by these bubble verses. It's just really
good to read out. Feel free to fuck cause and gamble. Alright, Jackson,
fuck calls and gamble. Rock Stars, fuck calls and gamble.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Okay, they're also going to hell.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Priests, Hey, but priest fucking about it.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
It's gonna be a good time.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
In hell, isn't it. That's like I said, I had
had a preacher wanting the Gold Coast and he comes
up and he goes, man, have you heard the Lord
of Lord? I'm like, did, I'm baptized? And he's like,
oh wow, why you should be careful drinking man, like
you should be really doing this. And I'm like, because
do you ever really want to get into heaven? I said, dude,
not really a And he goes, what's that? And I said, yeah,

(52:19):
I don't think Charlie Sheen and fucking and like all
and Andrew John's and all that are going to fucking.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
John's like that, I said, I like how Charlie Sheen
and Andrew John's are in the same sentence.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Then well, Johnny Danger didn't go to fucking heaven, Charlie
Sheen won't be. There's a few other like all the
cool cands won't be going to heaven. What you can
only sit there and conversate so long. I'd prefer to
just fucking get habit. Yeah enough cocaine, reckon, Elvis Presley
went to fucking heaven.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
No, what's the best? Heaven has all the cocaine and
hell has nothing.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Well you think that the people who went through their
whole life going I'm going to be a very good citizen,
and then they get to heaven and God's like, here, gay,
he's all the racky one they gat. I've got I've
got good faith. I got good faith.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
God would be like Scrooge m.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
God's looking at it, going I roared it. Well, it
looks like it's going to be a long week.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Do you know all the seizures of copstill it just
goes straight to heaven.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Does it? Is that where it goes all the ones that.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Get dropped in the ocean.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
It doesn't go to the Miami sharks a little bit
does So it looks like you're.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Saying that everything that gets dropped in the ocean goes
to heaven.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah, of course Titanic.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Sosama bin Laden.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I don't think he got dropped in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
He did, Do you know why why no one can
like make at make a shrine out of his groad
like that Army is saying as well. So yeah, it's
like a lot of like those types of people, like
those people.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
So the shrine is just they drop him in.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, yeah, it's like just so yeah, people like yeah,
it's people can't.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Like, yeah, how do we get.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
You were dropping dropping bad things? Yea dropping things in
the ocean and.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Ye cocaine in the water goes.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah it doesn't, it does not or it does. And
we've just sent bin Laden straight to the top.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Baby, top of the leader board, top of the leader board,
close behind SADDAMU saying judging us. South Park could be
very pissed off about that because he's dating the devil.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Anyway, guys, thank you much, thank you so much for
watching the Afternoon Attention. This is medi here, Jazz there
and Ryan here. Check us out on all our socials.
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Speaker 2 (54:53):
And guys, let's all say your prayer for all the
cocaine that goes into the ocean and ends up in heaven.
We miss you, We miss you, and we hope that
the eternal life is good to you. Oh make you
want to kick a fat kid at Kmark? You know

(55:13):
what I'm saying.